WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.120 --> 00:00:13.599 Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you, friends, thank you. Stronger, stronger. 2 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:20.160 To grass now, silo, decide, silence. Thank you, thank 3 00:00:20.160 --> 00:00:24.280 you. Uh, zombies eat zebras that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 4 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:28.000 That' s why, in the event of a zombie attack to let 5 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:32.000 them pass, I bought myself a blonde wig and I' m sorry. 6 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:36.119 I' m a little short. So, Friends, yes, I was 7 00:00:36.200 --> 00:00:38.799 going downtown. I saw in the center and in my block there is an 8 00:00:38.799 --> 00:00:44.799 elevator. But to put a downhill, because people pile up and my landlord 9 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:48.479 is pidco and he hates me, so if they killed her, nothing would 10 00:00:48.880 --> 00:01:00.039 happen to me. He doesn' t love me and you want to be 11 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:03.399 and he wants to rip me off because every month he passes me to the 12 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:07.200 bill of light, but another day he made me, he passed me the 13 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:07.359 bill of sound and I won' t be able to sing. If I 14 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:11.120 don' t pay for it, I don' t give a shit. 15 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:14.000 There' s no one here who lives. And so, when the neighbors 16 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:15.079 complain, I tell them it' s not me, not that, Mr 17 00:01:17.719 --> 00:01:19.319 Cuesta, but he' s an actor. So, when I' m 18 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:23.239 acting, it doesn' t matter and recently they said, they said, 19 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:26.319 the news recently said that a child of masso has disappeared. Susana disappeared and 20 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:30.799 I was a cop looking for her and everyone got pulos a banner that I 21 00:01:32.079 --> 00:01:40.640 made we' re all Susana and I ah so they don' t help. 22 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:42.599 Wait till she' s found before she' s lost her mind. 23 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:49.680 Then they hit the TV of a Berman movie called screams and whispers. And 24 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:57.760 I went crazy with the volume because you know that before. You know before, 25 00:01:57.760 --> 00:02:00.799 there was a channel in front of it. There' s also a 26 00:02:00.799 --> 00:02:05.640 channel. Then people made Zapin with eyelashes. That' s how you' 27 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:07.120 re in control under your eyebrows. Oh, it' s true that everyone 28 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:08.280 does. Yeah. I don' t like it. I don' t 29 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:10.199 like to watch series, because there' s a somewhat time- bound commitment. 30 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:13.560 I' d rather watch movies that are like the vibe of a better 31 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:15.280 night. Like this. She' s been watching a movie recently, an 32 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:19.120 episode of mete and the ugly one and she' s looking at me like 33 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:22.120 saying you' re going to be able to call me and I ran away 34 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:23.560 and so that the savannah savannah doesn' t matter. No, no, 35 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:25.960 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 36 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 37 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 38 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 39 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 40 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 41 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 42 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 43 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 44 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:27.599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 45 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:29.800 no, no, no, no, no. Recently they call me friend, 46 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:31.319 recently measured I didn' t make a friend, I bought a TV 47 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:35.599 three d and I don' t go to them doing depth. Now they 48 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:38.520 ' ve stolen it and you don' t see the feeling of depth because 49 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:40.199 because it' s not I say Mira is lying down again. The show 50 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:43.520 is about the corner of your house. You' ve repeated again and all 51 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:47.280 the time. I' ve always bought a radio three d and so when 52 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:53.960 I listen to music, I put on my glasses and I feel more modern 53 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:54.159 because I' m a person. I' m a raisin. I' 54 00:02:54.159 --> 00:02:58.000 m a normal person. I' m a normal person. A retard in 55 00:02:58.080 --> 00:03:09.680 Canaries Ja is strange. It' s strange. It' s lovely. 56 00:03:09.759 --> 00:03:14.800 When an old man says the radio word yes, well, when that old 57 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:19.479 man is your doctor, we' re gonna have to give you radiation therapy. 58 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:23.199 No. No, ah, no, no, yeah, folks. 59 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:27.479 Antennas are dangerous. Antennas are dangerous. For example, my aunt lives next 60 00:03:27.520 --> 00:03:35.719 to a parabolic, she already has cancer in fifty languages. I live next 61 00:03:35.759 --> 00:03:40.560 door, and I' m a stutterer. Good as it is, yes, 62 00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:50.000 friends, then the atomic ant has cancer because it has a radioactive surname. 63 00:03:50.240 --> 00:03:52.960 Then the radiation goes beyond the name of the first name. Then of 64 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:57.000 course, if I had been called ant atomic lead, there would be a 65 00:03:57.039 --> 00:04:01.560 containment barrier and then I wouldn' t pass the ant relationship and I would 66 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:03.360 still do the series today. Bad thinking. It was and it' s 67 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:06.479 the same. I became the friend. I' m going to say a 68 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:09.800 friend. I study ontology and I told him and that what the years are 69 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:12.080 and tell me is three, five. Yeah, he' s lucky. 70 00:04:14.879 --> 00:04:21.160 Good friends, I wanted to, I wanted to, I wanted to study 71 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:24.680 history. I wanted to study history. They told me, it' s 72 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:27.439 a burden. So, future, I mean okay, but tell me a 73 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:30.480 thousand years ago. Then yes, there' s the whole story ahead of 74 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:34.519 you, shit. When I was told, when I was told that English 75 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:40.639 was the language of the future, I thought go then now the verbs will 76 00:04:40.639 --> 00:04:45.240 be in the past, because they are being made and the future will already 77 00:04:45.319 --> 00:04:46.199 be present and can be consumed, because sar in the future. It doesn 78 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:49.079 ' t matter. You know from here I' m already Slavic, you 79 00:04:49.120 --> 00:04:51.720 know why I and I was fine so many giris there, why what because 80 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:57.319 it' s postified me and Slavic Joy means fun and she' s the 81 00:04:57.319 --> 00:05:00.759 woman of the east. That' s why we' ve tried to turn. 82 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:11.000 Many comedians always tell that, that their mother weighed slipper, that yes, 83 00:05:11.160 --> 00:05:13.800 yes, much more makes me think the slipper. That happened to me 84 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:15.800 because my aunt was chasing me that this wheelchair and threatening me with spare parts 85 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:23.360 go. My neighbor' s in a wheelchair and I' ve lost my 86 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:28.680 illusion for life, so they took her wheels off. My neighbor broke two 87 00:05:28.839 --> 00:05:31.480 legs and he' s already making room with a static pizzette. I said 88 00:05:31.519 --> 00:05:35.920 go so we' re not going anywhere. Hahaha, learn how to roll. 89 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:43.319 You know who he is. You know it' s Steeph hazy there 90 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:46.120 that' s Stephen Hawking, yes or no. Steph Holkins is the opposite 91 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:50.680 of RoboCop. Steph Hawkins can' t come back from a trip and say 92 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:55.040 he' s arrived well. You can say I' m here. It 93 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:58.079 ' s like before, yeah, folks, I' m so here. 94 00:05:58.079 --> 00:06:00.079 He' s doing autographs. Let me know they' ve answered because it 95 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:05.680 doesn' t matter i don' t. But by the time a few 96 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:17.040 Olympic games in Lourdes, the miracle isn' t paged, I come without 97 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:20.399 a medal, but I come as a skill. What a glass it doesn 98 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:26.920 ' t matter. Coming this way, I stepped on a sandwich and ate 99 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:31.519 it for luck, because, but, but I' m me, I 100 00:06:31.519 --> 00:06:34.920 ' m not superstitious, because superstitious has thirteen letters. I say I' 101 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:40.920 m superstition anymore, or in fact, I' m not superstitious. I 102 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:46.920 recently broke a mirror and had seven years to pick up crystals. Now I 103 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:50.120 ' m putting it all in place I' m reflecting and I' m 104 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:57.959 making a puzzle of myself Yes friends. I' ve never, ever acted. 105 00:06:58.079 --> 00:07:00.160 I' ve never acted in lepe. I' ve never acted in 106 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:02.360 lep but I' d like to one day perform the lepe, take out 107 00:07:02.439 --> 00:07:06.560 a mirror and say hey, what appears. This exists you are telepaning it 108 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:12.240 because it laughs I do not know and infinite loop and until it dies exach 109 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:21.680 because the mirrors always tell the truth that yes. But the other way around, 110 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:25.480 for example, you look at me thinking he' s dressed like indie 111 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:30.319 people and you look like a homeless person, because, after all, a 112 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:32.480 homeless person is an indie who has left keys at home and can' t 113 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:36.600 get in. And that' s there. Yeah, folks, vagabonds buy 114 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:44.879 Tsara homeless cartons. I wouldn' t like it. I' d like 115 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:46.000 to live on the street. I wouldn' t like to live on the 116 00:07:46.079 --> 00:07:48.199 street, because I don' t like to share a flat with people I 117 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:53.920 don' t know. Don' t transcribe through my bed, don' 118 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:58.759 t manifest in my sleepy prbro anyway you understand me, okay, etcc. 119 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:03.639 The worst that can happen to you? The worst that can happen to you 120 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:05.680 with a black cat? Isn' t that right, yes, but the 121 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:09.800 worst thing that can happen to him in a black cat is to come across 122 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:20.720 a skin cat? Hahaha, and the worst thing that a skin cat can 123 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:24.319 do to him is to be confused like a rat and eaten by a black 124 00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:28.800 cat. They give me shit coming this way, coming to and here you 125 00:08:28.839 --> 00:08:33.840 have crucified me as a manifestation of paranoids, a manipulation of paranoids, and 126 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:35.159 so many saying. But why are you following me? But why are you 127 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:35.919 following me? But why are you following me? Why are you following me? 128 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:39.440 Why are you following me? Because it' s expensive, they' 129 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:43.039 re paranoid and they didn' t put up the banners, they put up 130 00:08:43.279 --> 00:08:45.759 the banners, don' t look them in the face that they get angry 131 00:08:45.759 --> 00:08:48.279 they' re nadic pay anyway. Then he offered it to me. Then 132 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:50.879 I offered myself a little bow against AIDS and I told them no, thank 133 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:56.600 you, I already have it, but the little one from AIDS I told 134 00:08:56.679 --> 00:09:00.159 them you should deface the pin and you didn' t do it completely final. 135 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:01.559 They didn' t convince me and I gave the bearer a check. 136 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:13.279 Yeah. But I am, but you' re out- of- court, 137 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:15.679 but you' re supportive. For example, every time, like a 138 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:22.720 foot frigo I think of another frigo, sir limping and falling like a frigo 139 00:09:22.799 --> 00:09:35.480 finger crejoden friends and I curba in I worked in coca cola, they worked 140 00:09:35.519 --> 00:09:37.440 coca cola, but they threw me out because I left an open door and 141 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:43.519 went all the expense. Okay. That' s why and for showing me 142 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:52.240 the cigars with the spark of evil life, my roommate is spoiled, but 143 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:56.840 he starved to death. I told him to do this doesn' t feed 144 00:09:56.919 --> 00:10:00.559 him anymore, but not fat either. I said pretend to eat and shut 145 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:05.320 up, don' t do it anyway? Doesn' t matter? He 146 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:07.120 ' s been watching TV recently. He' s been watching TV recently. 147 00:10:07.159 --> 00:10:09.639 With some friends at home I got ahead and they said you hear that the 148 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:13.360 meat of donkeys or not transparent and if I fuck truth, I wish it 149 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:18.759 was a jellyfish, because the meat duses me if it turns out. What 150 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:20.639 ' s more, every day they come to mercamadrito you read of jellyfish. 151 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:24.919 They stay there, because no one sees them. You can' t see 152 00:10:24.919 --> 00:10:28.480 them. I used to think that when I put the beach in, what 153 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:33.960 bit me was curiosity and how a jellyfish is distinguished from its ghost. The 154 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:37.200 ghost of a jellyfish looks at a jellyfish. Ah, the past isn' 155 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:41.399 t itchy, but it doesn' t matter. You all know each other? 156 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:43.559 Everyone? Do you know each other? Can you? Follow the subject 157 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:46.320 you want. So, uh, you all know clearly, of course you 158 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:52.080 do. You all know the opolars that yes, yes, yes or no 159 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:56.879 you did, that yes pussy, yes, but you do not know the 160 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:00.799 or bipolar you. I' m going to imitate the polar ovis This is 161 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:07.279 the bipolar is worth to death, honey that Rica, death honey which Rica, 162 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:13.720 ah death, that' s what bipolar is also the bipolar bear, 163 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:16.519 This is the bipolar bear, my honey how rich? I' m not 164 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:26.960 idiotic, honey that Rica I' m not idiotic? And this is the 165 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:33.679 tripolar bear, that is, tripolar, honey how rich? I' m 166 00:11:33.720 --> 00:11:35.639 not on a diet come a little bit, fear that Rica I' m 167 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:37.679 not I' ll give it to you a little bit or your rich one. 168 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:43.279 That poor thing. Uh, the plural, the plural of the bullfight 169 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:54.679 is bulls' bucaque. And I like grapes? Do I like grapes? 170 00:11:54.960 --> 00:12:01.600 I like grapes, but I call them Cherry melons is more. And the 171 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:05.720 difference between a song and an anthem is twelve cubatas. And that' s 172 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:09.039 what he' s doing here. One song is light to the other money 173 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:13.919 because I sometimes drink something. And when and I have a blind friend and 174 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.879 when I know I think I saw that afternoon those days, they ask the 175 00:12:16.440 --> 00:12:20.600 dog to get home, when I' m tired with juntaxi and I tell 176 00:12:20.639 --> 00:12:24.000 him it' s still the dog. Yes, friends, I have a 177 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:26.320 blind friend and it' s good to have a blind friend. I have 178 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:30.360 a blind friend again. It' s just that you don' t have 179 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:37.559 to move gifts. I put enveloping music on it. What will be the 180 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:50.879 place. Haha well, I have composed a song about a guy who by 181 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:54.519 day practices athletic march and at night does tantric sex with his woman alleletic macha, 182 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:58.200 and that is tantric sex. The song' s a title song. 183 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:03.840 I want to run and I have composed another song about a hammerhead that is 184 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:09.480 born and small you tell her your mother be careful that you have a hammer 185 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:15.120 and I bought it anyway. I bought a camera, I bought a water 186 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:20.919 photo camera. I took it out of the box and he took it, 187 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:24.720 but no matter what, there could have been two pictures that had a fish 188 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:30.080 memory. That room I don' t know is a drowned moyr whore that 189 00:13:30.080 --> 00:13:33.159 does. If, above all, if you want to get burned, shit, 190 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:43.279 we' ll have to boil it because I want to get decinerated and 191 00:13:43.279 --> 00:13:46.679 cast my ashes according to soup. About that, one day, when a 192 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:52.200 lady removes. I form myself say hello, soy a lump that is second 193 00:13:52.279 --> 00:14:05.279 clear because I am the first gives later, then I bought a kit kat. 194 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:09.879 Then I bought a kat kit to do a parenthesis. But it broke, 195 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:15.399 so say, some quotes and mine of life. There' s a 196 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:18.120 snack called this joke, because I don' t like it. I don 197 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:18.919 ' t like machines. I don' t like the machine. I don 198 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:22.559 ' t like the chocolate machine, because the chocolates in there are very proud. 199 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:26.240 They' re very proud because that coin and they say ah you want 200 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:28.519 to eat me. Hey, what to eat, because before I throw myself 201 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:31.159 and throw, I mean, they don' t fall off it and throw 202 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:37.080 themselves away anyway. Chocolate. Chocolate that sex subjective. But that only rich 203 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:41.279 countries, poor countries, is looking at clouds, eating land and things that 204 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:46.000 don' t cost money, eating chocolates. It' s his kind of 205 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:48.240 ap good me, I mean, when someone ever tells you what chocolate it 206 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:50.240 is, I don' t know if it' s a substitute. I 207 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:54.279 need a replacement. Shit when anyone ever tells us that chocolate is a substitute 208 00:14:54.320 --> 00:15:00.200 for sex, you have to tell them and you know the phrases made are. 209 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:05.440 It' s his type of conversation and you leave because it' s 210 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:13.080 not your friends he gives you conversation by engagement. My nephew makes drawings at 211 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:16.879 school and I take it from the fridge door and this eater learns behind the 212 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:22.279 effort. There' s food. I recently drew a picture of a guy 213 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:26.440 signing up with his secretary, and he' s so fucking hot' cause 214 00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:31.279 it' s not what it looks like. Yeah, folks, I' 215 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:37.000 m just gonna talk about buddy. I was in good class recently. Recently 216 00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:41.000 he was not in religion class and the teacher said that man came from Adam 217 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:43.919 and evades the next class. It was the natural one the teacher said that 218 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:50.759 the man came from the monkey and tells me go then as Adam finds out 219 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:54.399 and then in the next class we were told that AIDS comes from the monkeys. 220 00:15:54.399 --> 00:16:00.080 I thought bitchy. Of course that means that if it gives that original 221 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:03.120 sin, but it cannot be because in the eighties it ceased to be so 222 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:10.120 original. Of course in the eighties, I liked Michael Jackson a lot in 223 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:18.919 small and vice versa. I did it, but I didn' t. 224 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:23.360 If seen the end of the planet to the apes, yes or no, 225 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:26.440 yes, yes or no, the end of silver to the apes. When 226 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.519 Chato Heston discovers that it is not in the silver of the apes, but 227 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:33.440 that there is the land and he takes a great disappointment, for he imagined 228 00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:40.759 what happened next when they told Chatton Hestone that everything is a movie and they 229 00:16:40.759 --> 00:16:44.440 balance gestures. No. If it happened to me again with BNUR, then 230 00:16:44.519 --> 00:16:51.080 what my name is I know how to imagine you dinosaurs seeing a Jurassic park. 231 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:56.720 Wow, they' re good, done, humans, uh, they 232 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:00.279 look digital like us, but this is never gonna happen. I' ve 233 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:04.960 dreamed of this. In fact, I really like to dream my roommate the 234 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:10.319 other one is sleepwalking, but it took me a long time to realize because 235 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:15.240 you slept the day, I thought it was Peruvian. I like to dream 236 00:17:15.599 --> 00:17:18.200 a lot and in the morning that point what I dreamt. Then at night. 237 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:22.839 At night I reread it and say where I was going and I bought 238 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:26.039 a book of inhyperation of dreams? Did I buy a dream interpretation book? 239 00:17:26.880 --> 00:17:29.039 So I' ll do it before I sleep. And that' s how 240 00:17:29.119 --> 00:17:33.359 I find out all about it. The regional costume of Andalusia is the pajamas, 241 00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:45.400 it is not an accent, it is that they speak in dreams, 242 00:17:45.759 --> 00:17:48.920 of course anyone. In fact, he recently woke up. He recently woke 243 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:52.079 up. A guy of mine gave a 30- year- old coma, 244 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:56.400 a 30- year- old coma and I told him you know now in 245 00:17:56.400 --> 00:17:56.279 Europe we work with the single currency. And he tells me yes, and 246 00:17:56.319 --> 00:18:02.319 now who has it. But the worst thing isn' t being in a 247 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:03.559 coma for 30 years. But they' re in a coma for thirty years 248 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:15.079 in a five- star hotel wakes us up to get egg- slapped trying 249 00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:18.279 my house' s. They' re building an Ika and it' s 250 00:18:18.440 --> 00:18:27.960 the owner there alone with the beams. You' ll get your revenge by 251 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:33.799 eating a puppy. You know that one year' s person is seven dog 252 00:18:33.799 --> 00:18:36.799 kids. So if a dog breaks a mirror seven percent out of forty- 253 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:41.000 nine, it doesn' t make up for it, it would kill itself. 254 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:45.759 Recently, well, I became a friend, a friend of mine who 255 00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:49.519 ' s up here, is remembering her apartment and tells me Luis has an 256 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:56.079 old desk. I said no. But if you wait, yes, because 257 00:18:57.000 --> 00:19:00.519 I' m a comedian to advance my time. I' m a lime 258 00:19:00.599 --> 00:19:02.240 and I' m ahead of my time. For example, I was making 259 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:06.200 jokes about the eleven, that' s the ten, and they weren' 260 00:19:06.200 --> 00:19:10.319 t laughing. I thought aha in a matter of hours, because you know 261 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:14.200 that the Americans call, call seny leven, call him ngne and leven no 262 00:19:15.319 --> 00:19:17.559 no donce es aptiembre call him na nor leven no matter. I' ve 263 00:19:17.559 --> 00:19:19.880 already told you. That was more or less the joke, more or less 264 00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:23.920 not, it' s not enough equal to the elica. A store has 265 00:19:25.079 --> 00:19:27.599 been open for 24 hours and has been open for three months. That means 266 00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:34.720 you' ve exceeded expectations and never try to hook up with a twenty- 267 00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:41.440 four- hour dependent or dependent, not because hello how much you never get 268 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:48.440 out. Then there was the competition next door, a store called closed 24 269 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:53.160 hours and it went wrong and they had to open and they went again they 270 00:19:53.240 --> 00:20:00.160 had to close and no longer knew what to do. Suggestions better. Yeah, 271 00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:06.079 folks, you know sometimes it' s the two of you that change 272 00:20:06.119 --> 00:20:07.640 the time, it' s both of you. Last time and I went 273 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:11.480 to a rustle and I said hey I' m not gonna count it right. 274 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:14.440 You' ve only recently known that sometimes it' s three o' 275 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:17.440 clock. It' s one more hour, one more hour. So last 276 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:19.720 time I went to a watch shop and said hi sorry. You' re 277 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:23.319 selling loose. That joke isn' t cool anymore. I didn' t 278 00:20:23.319 --> 00:20:26.359 like it. They said no. So I went to twenty- four hours 279 00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:30.799 and they told me here and we got together there' s twenty- four 280 00:20:30.799 --> 00:20:36.720 no matter what. Now in my house there' s a costume shop and 281 00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:38.960 when I get bored I get off, improve a likely Entonce costume and it 282 00:20:38.960 --> 00:20:41.000 ' s really fun more costumes. This tester. It' s something and 283 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:52.759 the guy who came in I don' t know I' m Napoleon, 284 00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:53.920 but it' s captain' s line. There' s Captain, there 285 00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:56.880 ' s Captain Garfield' s facias. Oh, that' s right, 286 00:20:56.279 --> 00:20:59.960 because I' m Napoleon and I went to Captain Garfiel. Leave me alone, 287 00:21:00.599 --> 00:21:02.839 folks. The five pres have only one eye so yes, yes, 288 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:10.240 it will be. That' s why you' re never going to see 289 00:21:10.279 --> 00:21:14.279 a pirate cycle and it' s not you either. Yeah, Superman ain 290 00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:18.880 ' t in shit, he' s always wearing size, that fucking joke 291 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:26.400 look. So, this worse f is a tiptoe e that looks hello z 292 00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:36.440 what' s up. It' s all over the zeta shit there wasn 293 00:21:36.440 --> 00:21:38.960 ' t even. I' ve got a beyond for the letters shit can 294 00:21:40.160 --> 00:21:42.279 ' t be not chaises because you don' t know what he' s 295 00:21:42.279 --> 00:21:47.039 going to do next. This last joke is bullshit. I mean, I 296 00:21:47.079 --> 00:21:51.519 should have finished Napoleon. It comes to say Napoleon and you applaud Napoleon. 297 00:21:52.920 --> 00:21:56.000 There you go. Are you going good night, thank you? Thank you? 298 00:21:56.119 --> 00:21:59.680 Thank you? Thank you? It' s a stupid problem. Thank 299 00:21:59.680 --> 00:22:00.440 you, Rays, the ox.