1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:13,599 Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you, friends, thank you. Stronger, stronger. 2 00:00:16,519 --> 00:00:20,160 To grass now, silo, decide, silence. Thank you, thank 3 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:24,280 you. Uh, zombies eat zebras that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 4 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,000 That' s why, in the event of a zombie attack to let 5 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:32,000 them pass, I bought myself a blonde wig and I' m sorry. 6 00:00:32,079 --> 00:00:36,119 I' m a little short. So, Friends, yes, I was 7 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,799 going downtown. I saw in the center and in my block there is an 8 00:00:38,799 --> 00:00:44,799 elevator. But to put a downhill, because people pile up and my landlord 9 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,479 is pidco and he hates me, so if they killed her, nothing would 10 00:00:48,880 --> 00:01:00,039 happen to me. He doesn' t love me and you want to be 11 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:03,399 and he wants to rip me off because every month he passes me to the 12 00:01:03,479 --> 00:01:07,200 bill of light, but another day he made me, he passed me the 13 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:07,359 bill of sound and I won' t be able to sing. If I 14 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:11,120 don' t pay for it, I don' t give a shit. 15 00:01:11,159 --> 00:01:14,000 There' s no one here who lives. And so, when the neighbors 16 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,079 complain, I tell them it' s not me, not that, Mr 17 00:01:17,719 --> 00:01:19,319 Cuesta, but he' s an actor. So, when I' m 18 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,239 acting, it doesn' t matter and recently they said, they said, 19 00:01:23,599 --> 00:01:26,319 the news recently said that a child of masso has disappeared. Susana disappeared and 20 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:30,799 I was a cop looking for her and everyone got pulos a banner that I 21 00:01:32,079 --> 00:01:40,640 made we' re all Susana and I ah so they don' t help. 22 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,599 Wait till she' s found before she' s lost her mind. 23 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,680 Then they hit the TV of a Berman movie called screams and whispers. And 24 00:01:49,719 --> 00:01:57,760 I went crazy with the volume because you know that before. You know before, 25 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,799 there was a channel in front of it. There' s also a 26 00:02:00,799 --> 00:02:05,640 channel. Then people made Zapin with eyelashes. That' s how you' 27 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,120 re in control under your eyebrows. Oh, it' s true that everyone 28 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,280 does. Yeah. I don' t like it. I don' t 29 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,199 like to watch series, because there' s a somewhat time- bound commitment. 30 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,560 I' d rather watch movies that are like the vibe of a better 31 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,280 night. Like this. She' s been watching a movie recently, an 32 00:02:15,319 --> 00:02:19,120 episode of mete and the ugly one and she' s looking at me like 33 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,120 saying you' re going to be able to call me and I ran away 34 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,560 and so that the savannah savannah doesn' t matter. No, no, 35 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,960 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 36 00:02:27,039 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 37 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 38 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 39 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 40 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 41 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 42 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 43 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 44 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:27,599 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 45 00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:29,800 no, no, no, no, no. Recently they call me friend, 46 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:31,319 recently measured I didn' t make a friend, I bought a TV 47 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:35,599 three d and I don' t go to them doing depth. Now they 48 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,520 ' ve stolen it and you don' t see the feeling of depth because 49 00:02:38,879 --> 00:02:40,199 because it' s not I say Mira is lying down again. The show 50 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,520 is about the corner of your house. You' ve repeated again and all 51 00:02:43,599 --> 00:02:47,280 the time. I' ve always bought a radio three d and so when 52 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:53,960 I listen to music, I put on my glasses and I feel more modern 53 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,159 because I' m a person. I' m a raisin. I' 54 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:58,000 m a normal person. I' m a normal person. A retard in 55 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:09,680 Canaries Ja is strange. It' s strange. It' s lovely. 56 00:03:09,759 --> 00:03:14,800 When an old man says the radio word yes, well, when that old 57 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,479 man is your doctor, we' re gonna have to give you radiation therapy. 58 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,199 No. No, ah, no, no, yeah, folks. 59 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:27,479 Antennas are dangerous. Antennas are dangerous. For example, my aunt lives next 60 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:35,719 to a parabolic, she already has cancer in fifty languages. I live next 61 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:40,560 door, and I' m a stutterer. Good as it is, yes, 62 00:03:43,639 --> 00:03:50,000 friends, then the atomic ant has cancer because it has a radioactive surname. 63 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,960 Then the radiation goes beyond the name of the first name. Then of 64 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:57,000 course, if I had been called ant atomic lead, there would be a 65 00:03:57,039 --> 00:04:01,560 containment barrier and then I wouldn' t pass the ant relationship and I would 66 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:03,360 still do the series today. Bad thinking. It was and it' s 67 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,479 the same. I became the friend. I' m going to say a 68 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,800 friend. I study ontology and I told him and that what the years are 69 00:04:09,879 --> 00:04:12,080 and tell me is three, five. Yeah, he' s lucky. 70 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:21,160 Good friends, I wanted to, I wanted to, I wanted to study 71 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,680 history. I wanted to study history. They told me, it' s 72 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,439 a burden. So, future, I mean okay, but tell me a 73 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:30,480 thousand years ago. Then yes, there' s the whole story ahead of 74 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:34,519 you, shit. When I was told, when I was told that English 75 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:40,639 was the language of the future, I thought go then now the verbs will 76 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:45,240 be in the past, because they are being made and the future will already 77 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,199 be present and can be consumed, because sar in the future. It doesn 78 00:04:46,199 --> 00:04:49,079 ' t matter. You know from here I' m already Slavic, you 79 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,720 know why I and I was fine so many giris there, why what because 80 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:57,319 it' s postified me and Slavic Joy means fun and she' s the 81 00:04:57,319 --> 00:05:00,759 woman of the east. That' s why we' ve tried to turn. 82 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:11,000 Many comedians always tell that, that their mother weighed slipper, that yes, 83 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,800 yes, much more makes me think the slipper. That happened to me 84 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,800 because my aunt was chasing me that this wheelchair and threatening me with spare parts 85 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:23,360 go. My neighbor' s in a wheelchair and I' ve lost my 86 00:05:23,439 --> 00:05:28,680 illusion for life, so they took her wheels off. My neighbor broke two 87 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:31,480 legs and he' s already making room with a static pizzette. I said 88 00:05:31,519 --> 00:05:35,920 go so we' re not going anywhere. Hahaha, learn how to roll. 89 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,319 You know who he is. You know it' s Steeph hazy there 90 00:05:43,399 --> 00:05:46,120 that' s Stephen Hawking, yes or no. Steph Holkins is the opposite 91 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:50,680 of RoboCop. Steph Hawkins can' t come back from a trip and say 92 00:05:50,759 --> 00:05:55,040 he' s arrived well. You can say I' m here. It 93 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,079 ' s like before, yeah, folks, I' m so here. 94 00:05:58,079 --> 00:06:00,079 He' s doing autographs. Let me know they' ve answered because it 95 00:06:00,199 --> 00:06:05,680 doesn' t matter i don' t. But by the time a few 96 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:17,040 Olympic games in Lourdes, the miracle isn' t paged, I come without 97 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,399 a medal, but I come as a skill. What a glass it doesn 98 00:06:20,399 --> 00:06:26,920 ' t matter. Coming this way, I stepped on a sandwich and ate 99 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,519 it for luck, because, but, but I' m me, I 100 00:06:31,519 --> 00:06:34,920 ' m not superstitious, because superstitious has thirteen letters. I say I' 101 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:40,920 m superstition anymore, or in fact, I' m not superstitious. I 102 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:46,920 recently broke a mirror and had seven years to pick up crystals. Now I 103 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,120 ' m putting it all in place I' m reflecting and I' m 104 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,959 making a puzzle of myself Yes friends. I' ve never, ever acted. 105 00:06:58,079 --> 00:07:00,160 I' ve never acted in lepe. I' ve never acted in 106 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,360 lep but I' d like to one day perform the lepe, take out 107 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:06,560 a mirror and say hey, what appears. This exists you are telepaning it 108 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:12,240 because it laughs I do not know and infinite loop and until it dies exach 109 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,680 because the mirrors always tell the truth that yes. But the other way around, 110 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,480 for example, you look at me thinking he' s dressed like indie 111 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:30,319 people and you look like a homeless person, because, after all, a 112 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,480 homeless person is an indie who has left keys at home and can' t 113 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,600 get in. And that' s there. Yeah, folks, vagabonds buy 114 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:44,879 Tsara homeless cartons. I wouldn' t like it. I' d like 115 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:46,000 to live on the street. I wouldn' t like to live on the 116 00:07:46,079 --> 00:07:48,199 street, because I don' t like to share a flat with people I 117 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:53,920 don' t know. Don' t transcribe through my bed, don' 118 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,759 t manifest in my sleepy prbro anyway you understand me, okay, etcc. 119 00:08:00,759 --> 00:08:03,639 The worst that can happen to you? The worst that can happen to you 120 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,680 with a black cat? Isn' t that right, yes, but the 121 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,800 worst thing that can happen to him in a black cat is to come across 122 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:20,720 a skin cat? Hahaha, and the worst thing that a skin cat can 123 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:24,319 do to him is to be confused like a rat and eaten by a black 124 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:28,800 cat. They give me shit coming this way, coming to and here you 125 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:33,840 have crucified me as a manifestation of paranoids, a manipulation of paranoids, and 126 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,159 so many saying. But why are you following me? But why are you 127 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:35,919 following me? But why are you following me? Why are you following me? 128 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:39,440 Why are you following me? Because it' s expensive, they' 129 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:43,039 re paranoid and they didn' t put up the banners, they put up 130 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:45,759 the banners, don' t look them in the face that they get angry 131 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,279 they' re nadic pay anyway. Then he offered it to me. Then 132 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:50,879 I offered myself a little bow against AIDS and I told them no, thank 133 00:08:50,879 --> 00:08:56,600 you, I already have it, but the little one from AIDS I told 134 00:08:56,679 --> 00:09:00,159 them you should deface the pin and you didn' t do it completely final. 135 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,559 They didn' t convince me and I gave the bearer a check. 136 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:13,279 Yeah. But I am, but you' re out- of- court, 137 00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:15,679 but you' re supportive. For example, every time, like a 138 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:22,720 foot frigo I think of another frigo, sir limping and falling like a frigo 139 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:35,480 finger crejoden friends and I curba in I worked in coca cola, they worked 140 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:37,440 coca cola, but they threw me out because I left an open door and 141 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:43,519 went all the expense. Okay. That' s why and for showing me 142 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:52,240 the cigars with the spark of evil life, my roommate is spoiled, but 143 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:56,840 he starved to death. I told him to do this doesn' t feed 144 00:09:56,919 --> 00:10:00,559 him anymore, but not fat either. I said pretend to eat and shut 145 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:05,320 up, don' t do it anyway? Doesn' t matter? He 146 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,120 ' s been watching TV recently. He' s been watching TV recently. 147 00:10:07,159 --> 00:10:09,639 With some friends at home I got ahead and they said you hear that the 148 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:13,360 meat of donkeys or not transparent and if I fuck truth, I wish it 149 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:18,759 was a jellyfish, because the meat duses me if it turns out. What 150 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,639 ' s more, every day they come to mercamadrito you read of jellyfish. 151 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,919 They stay there, because no one sees them. You can' t see 152 00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:28,480 them. I used to think that when I put the beach in, what 153 00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:33,960 bit me was curiosity and how a jellyfish is distinguished from its ghost. The 154 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,200 ghost of a jellyfish looks at a jellyfish. Ah, the past isn' 155 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:41,399 t itchy, but it doesn' t matter. You all know each other? 156 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:43,559 Everyone? Do you know each other? Can you? Follow the subject 157 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,320 you want. So, uh, you all know clearly, of course you 158 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:52,080 do. You all know the opolars that yes, yes, yes or no 159 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,879 you did, that yes pussy, yes, but you do not know the 160 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,799 or bipolar you. I' m going to imitate the polar ovis This is 161 00:11:00,919 --> 00:11:07,279 the bipolar is worth to death, honey that Rica, death honey which Rica, 162 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:13,720 ah death, that' s what bipolar is also the bipolar bear, 163 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,519 This is the bipolar bear, my honey how rich? I' m not 164 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:26,960 idiotic, honey that Rica I' m not idiotic? And this is the 165 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:33,679 tripolar bear, that is, tripolar, honey how rich? I' m 166 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,639 not on a diet come a little bit, fear that Rica I' m 167 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:37,679 not I' ll give it to you a little bit or your rich one. 168 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:43,279 That poor thing. Uh, the plural, the plural of the bullfight 169 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:54,679 is bulls' bucaque. And I like grapes? Do I like grapes? 170 00:11:54,960 --> 00:12:01,600 I like grapes, but I call them Cherry melons is more. And the 171 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,720 difference between a song and an anthem is twelve cubatas. And that' s 172 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,039 what he' s doing here. One song is light to the other money 173 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,919 because I sometimes drink something. And when and I have a blind friend and 174 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,879 when I know I think I saw that afternoon those days, they ask the 175 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,600 dog to get home, when I' m tired with juntaxi and I tell 176 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:24,000 him it' s still the dog. Yes, friends, I have a 177 00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:26,320 blind friend and it' s good to have a blind friend. I have 178 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:30,360 a blind friend again. It' s just that you don' t have 179 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:37,559 to move gifts. I put enveloping music on it. What will be the 180 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:50,879 place. Haha well, I have composed a song about a guy who by 181 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,519 day practices athletic march and at night does tantric sex with his woman alleletic macha, 182 00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:58,200 and that is tantric sex. The song' s a title song. 183 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:03,840 I want to run and I have composed another song about a hammerhead that is 184 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:09,480 born and small you tell her your mother be careful that you have a hammer 185 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:15,120 and I bought it anyway. I bought a camera, I bought a water 186 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:20,919 photo camera. I took it out of the box and he took it, 187 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:24,720 but no matter what, there could have been two pictures that had a fish 188 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:30,080 memory. That room I don' t know is a drowned moyr whore that 189 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,159 does. If, above all, if you want to get burned, shit, 190 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:43,279 we' ll have to boil it because I want to get decinerated and 191 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,679 cast my ashes according to soup. About that, one day, when a 192 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:52,200 lady removes. I form myself say hello, soy a lump that is second 193 00:13:52,279 --> 00:14:05,279 clear because I am the first gives later, then I bought a kit kat. 194 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:09,879 Then I bought a kat kit to do a parenthesis. But it broke, 195 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:15,399 so say, some quotes and mine of life. There' s a 196 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,120 snack called this joke, because I don' t like it. I don 197 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:18,919 ' t like machines. I don' t like the machine. I don 198 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,559 ' t like the chocolate machine, because the chocolates in there are very proud. 199 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:26,240 They' re very proud because that coin and they say ah you want 200 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,519 to eat me. Hey, what to eat, because before I throw myself 201 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:31,159 and throw, I mean, they don' t fall off it and throw 202 00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:37,080 themselves away anyway. Chocolate. Chocolate that sex subjective. But that only rich 203 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:41,279 countries, poor countries, is looking at clouds, eating land and things that 204 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:46,000 don' t cost money, eating chocolates. It' s his kind of 205 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,240 ap good me, I mean, when someone ever tells you what chocolate it 206 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,240 is, I don' t know if it' s a substitute. I 207 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,279 need a replacement. Shit when anyone ever tells us that chocolate is a substitute 208 00:14:54,320 --> 00:15:00,200 for sex, you have to tell them and you know the phrases made are. 209 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:05,440 It' s his type of conversation and you leave because it' s 210 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:13,080 not your friends he gives you conversation by engagement. My nephew makes drawings at 211 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,879 school and I take it from the fridge door and this eater learns behind the 212 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:22,279 effort. There' s food. I recently drew a picture of a guy 213 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:26,440 signing up with his secretary, and he' s so fucking hot' cause 214 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:31,279 it' s not what it looks like. Yeah, folks, I' 215 00:15:31,559 --> 00:15:37,000 m just gonna talk about buddy. I was in good class recently. Recently 216 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:41,000 he was not in religion class and the teacher said that man came from Adam 217 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,919 and evades the next class. It was the natural one the teacher said that 218 00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:50,759 the man came from the monkey and tells me go then as Adam finds out 219 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:54,399 and then in the next class we were told that AIDS comes from the monkeys. 220 00:15:54,399 --> 00:16:00,080 I thought bitchy. Of course that means that if it gives that original 221 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,120 sin, but it cannot be because in the eighties it ceased to be so 222 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:10,120 original. Of course in the eighties, I liked Michael Jackson a lot in 223 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:18,919 small and vice versa. I did it, but I didn' t. 224 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,360 If seen the end of the planet to the apes, yes or no, 225 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,440 yes, yes or no, the end of silver to the apes. When 226 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:30,519 Chato Heston discovers that it is not in the silver of the apes, but 227 00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:33,440 that there is the land and he takes a great disappointment, for he imagined 228 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:40,759 what happened next when they told Chatton Hestone that everything is a movie and they 229 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:44,440 balance gestures. No. If it happened to me again with BNUR, then 230 00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:51,080 what my name is I know how to imagine you dinosaurs seeing a Jurassic park. 231 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,720 Wow, they' re good, done, humans, uh, they 232 00:16:56,799 --> 00:17:00,279 look digital like us, but this is never gonna happen. I' ve 233 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,960 dreamed of this. In fact, I really like to dream my roommate the 234 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,319 other one is sleepwalking, but it took me a long time to realize because 235 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:15,240 you slept the day, I thought it was Peruvian. I like to dream 236 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,200 a lot and in the morning that point what I dreamt. Then at night. 237 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,839 At night I reread it and say where I was going and I bought 238 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,039 a book of inhyperation of dreams? Did I buy a dream interpretation book? 239 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,039 So I' ll do it before I sleep. And that' s how 240 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:33,359 I find out all about it. The regional costume of Andalusia is the pajamas, 241 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:45,400 it is not an accent, it is that they speak in dreams, 242 00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:48,920 of course anyone. In fact, he recently woke up. He recently woke 243 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,079 up. A guy of mine gave a 30- year- old coma, 244 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:56,400 a 30- year- old coma and I told him you know now in 245 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:56,279 Europe we work with the single currency. And he tells me yes, and 246 00:17:56,319 --> 00:18:02,319 now who has it. But the worst thing isn' t being in a 247 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:03,559 coma for 30 years. But they' re in a coma for thirty years 248 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:15,079 in a five- star hotel wakes us up to get egg- slapped trying 249 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:18,279 my house' s. They' re building an Ika and it' s 250 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:27,960 the owner there alone with the beams. You' ll get your revenge by 251 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:33,799 eating a puppy. You know that one year' s person is seven dog 252 00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:36,799 kids. So if a dog breaks a mirror seven percent out of forty- 253 00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:41,000 nine, it doesn' t make up for it, it would kill itself. 254 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:45,759 Recently, well, I became a friend, a friend of mine who 255 00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:49,519 ' s up here, is remembering her apartment and tells me Luis has an 256 00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:56,079 old desk. I said no. But if you wait, yes, because 257 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,519 I' m a comedian to advance my time. I' m a lime 258 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,240 and I' m ahead of my time. For example, I was making 259 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,200 jokes about the eleven, that' s the ten, and they weren' 260 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:10,319 t laughing. I thought aha in a matter of hours, because you know 261 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,200 that the Americans call, call seny leven, call him ngne and leven no 262 00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,559 no donce es aptiembre call him na nor leven no matter. I' ve 263 00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:19,880 already told you. That was more or less the joke, more or less 264 00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:23,920 not, it' s not enough equal to the elica. A store has 265 00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:27,599 been open for 24 hours and has been open for three months. That means 266 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:34,720 you' ve exceeded expectations and never try to hook up with a twenty- 267 00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:41,440 four- hour dependent or dependent, not because hello how much you never get 268 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:48,440 out. Then there was the competition next door, a store called closed 24 269 00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:53,160 hours and it went wrong and they had to open and they went again they 270 00:19:53,240 --> 00:20:00,160 had to close and no longer knew what to do. Suggestions better. Yeah, 271 00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:06,079 folks, you know sometimes it' s the two of you that change 272 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:07,640 the time, it' s both of you. Last time and I went 273 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,480 to a rustle and I said hey I' m not gonna count it right. 274 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,440 You' ve only recently known that sometimes it' s three o' 275 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,440 clock. It' s one more hour, one more hour. So last 276 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,720 time I went to a watch shop and said hi sorry. You' re 277 00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:23,319 selling loose. That joke isn' t cool anymore. I didn' t 278 00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:26,359 like it. They said no. So I went to twenty- four hours 279 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,799 and they told me here and we got together there' s twenty- four 280 00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:36,720 no matter what. Now in my house there' s a costume shop and 281 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,960 when I get bored I get off, improve a likely Entonce costume and it 282 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,000 ' s really fun more costumes. This tester. It' s something and 283 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:52,759 the guy who came in I don' t know I' m Napoleon, 284 00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:53,920 but it' s captain' s line. There' s Captain, there 285 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,880 ' s Captain Garfield' s facias. Oh, that' s right, 286 00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:59,960 because I' m Napoleon and I went to Captain Garfiel. Leave me alone, 287 00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:02,839 folks. The five pres have only one eye so yes, yes, 288 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:10,240 it will be. That' s why you' re never going to see 289 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:14,279 a pirate cycle and it' s not you either. Yeah, Superman ain 290 00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:18,880 ' t in shit, he' s always wearing size, that fucking joke 291 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:26,400 look. So, this worse f is a tiptoe e that looks hello z 292 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:36,440 what' s up. It' s all over the zeta shit there wasn 293 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,960 ' t even. I' ve got a beyond for the letters shit can 294 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,279 ' t be not chaises because you don' t know what he' s 295 00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:47,039 going to do next. This last joke is bullshit. I mean, I 296 00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:51,519 should have finished Napoleon. It comes to say Napoleon and you applaud Napoleon. 297 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,000 There you go. Are you going good night, thank you? Thank you? 298 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:59,680 Thank you? Thank you? It' s a stupid problem. Thank 299 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,440 you, Rays, the ox.