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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV
Cringe. I am one of your hosts,

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the Redhead Delia, and I'm here
with my real tight homegirl and my

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beautiful resplendent, the lovely Beatrice.
Hi everybody, how are you doing tonight?

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I'm good? How are you doing? Fat cat? Whoa coming right

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out the gate with some of them
insults, It's really not an insult.

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It's the difference between a fat poo
Nanni and a skinny race day po Nanni.

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I'm sure it's a matter of preference, but if it were me engaging

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with a box, I'd like a
little bit of plumpy stuff. Yeah,

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I have some fluff down there,
not just like a swipey, you know

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what I mean? What so you
can come for me all you want.

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I'm jealous you got back yet?
Okay, anyway, welcome. We are

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here to talk about the Valley.
The Valley. Yes, this was an

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interesting episode. Before we get into
it, of course, we have to

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Thank you for that. All right, we are getting into the Valley season

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one, episode five entitled the D
Words. The D word, which if

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that meant dick me too, I
went right to But apparently it's divorce,

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divorce, which is in the air
with a couple of these multiple couple yea,

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which is pretty spicy. It is, I'm liking it. Dart us

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off. Yeah, so we start
off with Brittany at home packing because she's

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going to go on a girl's trip
to Nia's friends mansion and Malibuu something like

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that. Oh well, she's like
a miss Universe or something like that.

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Yeah. I think this is somebody
that maybe Nia is coaching and or a

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mentor to, because that's what she
does in her work. And I don't

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know that it was her mansion.
I think she was in town and she

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was like renting it, but she
had a little more tie. Yeah.

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I don't, honey, like an
Airbnb or something. I don't. It

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doesn't matter anyway. All the girls
are hidden down to Malibu. They're having

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a girl's night girls. Of course, there's a lot of tension in the

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group. We've got Kristen and Michelle
and they're going to be seeing each other

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again, and Janet's bitch ass,
Jane's bitch ass is all worried about it.

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God yeah, big Ol'd see you
next Tuesday. But this opening with

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Jackson, Brittany I thought was interesting
because he's like doing the dishes. He's

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bitching and moaning because he's the one, he says, who does all the

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cleaning OCD. He's got kind of
OCD like Sheena sheet. Oh my god,

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And so he's the one who does
the heavy lifting, is what he's

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trying to say. And is this
the part where they show some flashbacks of

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him haranguing her about being hung olver
for yes, because she's talking about the

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girls' night and he's like, I
think he's talking in his talking head or

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something. He's like, I'm worried
about her drinking a lot or whatever,

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and then he shows the flashbacks or
they show the flashbacks of him telling her

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to be a mom and to be
a grown up and to not be such

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a drunk, which I'm like,
I don't know how I feel about that.

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I know how I feel, and
so let's have a conversation right now

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about it. This felt to me
like Jax is campaigning and producing moments that

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he can use against her in the
future over the custody of Cruise, trying

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to paint her out to be a
drunk, somebody who's got a problem,

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somebody who doesn't clean the house,
having that shit on camera, having footage

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of that that he might be able
to refer back to in a later court

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case. Because I feel like JACKX
hates Brittany, like there's something about him

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when he's trying to be so nice
to her, Like at the end of

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this episode, I'm like, Ooh, I don't think you like her at

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all. No, not at all. I thought the same thing. I'm

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like, you, I hate her. But I thought it was just so

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hypocritical for him, because I mean, I haven't watched all the vander Punt

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brus Okay, I don't know all
of the lore, but I know enough

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to know that Jack's is a piece
of shit, and I know that he

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drank a lot on VPR and was
a total coke head age. So I'm

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like, you're sitting there calling the
mother of your child a drunk and that

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she can't drink with her girlfriends to
just let loose a little bit from her

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miserable marriage to you, And you're
saying that she's a bad mom for drinking

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and getting drunk, And I'm like, what about you. He's been kind

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of careful, don't you think in
terms of this show is concerned, Like

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they had a party at his house, he had a drink, I would

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imagine, but he's not really showing
himself going out to bars and drinking or

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talking about having tequila. Really,
it's more Brittany. I don't have any

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doubt that he does it just as
much, if not more, for sure

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then Brittany. But it just feels
very calculated to me in the way he's

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trying to present this. And of
course, now we know they're currently separated.

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I don't know if they're going to
get a divorce. Although I did

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see Kristen on Watch What Happens Live. She was on with Tom Schwartz and

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Andy asked whether they thought Brittany and
Jack's were going to get back together,

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whether this was temporary, and both
of them said, no, they're not

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going to get back together. Good
Honestly, she deserves so much better Brittany.

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She well, I mean she's so
fucking annoying, but anyway, she

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is, but I mean she's a
girl. I mean, no, she's

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not. But I mean she has
her problems. But nobody deserves Jax Taylor,

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no way. So do you really
think he's like a Robin Brown master

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manipulator, He's like producing himself on
all of this to make sure he looks

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good. I think absolutely he's manipulative. I think he's dumb like Robin Brown

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is. So he's not necessarily the
best at it. But he's had years

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of experience, and so I think
he's trying to do things behind the scenes,

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and I think he's working against his
wife, and I think it's actually

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really fucked up and really sad.
Damn. That's my opinion. I don't

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know what y'all think. I mean, I believe it. And then we

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have everybody kind of well not everybody. It's Brittany and I think in Janet

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heading to Malibu in the car or
whatever, and they're eating Cheetos and they're

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talking shit, and Janet's like,
yeah, I'm really worried about how it's

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gonna go between Kristin and Michelle.
And I'm like, sure, j and

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shit up, that's a good one, sure, Janet. Yeah, No,

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like she's the one that started it
all. Yeah, so I'm like,

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shut the f up. And then
Britt's telling Janet about how he's calling

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her out for being a drunk when
she's not right. And I think though

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while they're in the car or like
shortly after Britt leaves or right before she

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leaves to go to the girl's trip, Jax does tell her to have fun,

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like go ahead, have fun,
drink, get your drink on,

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you know, just party with your
friends. I want you to enjoy yourself.

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So he gives her seeming permission to
just have at it. Yeah and

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let loose and a drink, and
then we see him later in the episode,

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obviously giving her a hard time about
it. Yeah, we'll talk about

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that when we get there. Because
Brittany didn't need to do all that.

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No, she didn't. Yes,
it was a little much, but yeah,

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I think he texted her that and
she was like, I have it

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him writing. She shows it to
Janet and Janet's like, we can have

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fun even though she's prego. Yeah, you can't do anything, gonna be

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sober the whole time, right,
which sounds terrible. It is to just

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be the only soap that was you
at Thanksgiving. It was so crazy.

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But we're fun. Yeah, and
we're not like trying to be mean to

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people, Like we're just drunk and
having faking sex jokes, asking about grand

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baby, asking about your scissoring sex
life in front of all my family.

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Thank god, your poor nephew.
He never comes up to Thanksgiving. He's

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just like cheese. Oh he should. We're fun, I know anyway.

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Anyway, So then everybody arrives at
Nia's friends mansion. The view is amazing.

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I guess I'm from how whatever,
whatever, I thought it was beautiful.

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I'm like, Dan, I've been
around the world and I iver seen

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a lot of beaches and stuff,
and nobody get me. I care.

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I'm just not here for the twenty
million dollar house on Pacific Coast Highway in

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Malibu. Any I'm okay, But
I guess it's everything to these people in

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Hollywood. So I hope they have
a good time. We see that they

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do, but do go on.
Yeah, And then Kristin, I think,

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is talking about how she's like all
nauseous or whatever. Her and Luke

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just banged the other day when she
was at the massage table while the dogs

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watched. Yeah, and so she's
like hoping she's going to get pregnant.

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She's feeling all nauseous, and so
Luke's like, is it morning sickness?

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Like it doesn't happen that quick.
But okay, But I mean I've been

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where Kristin is like really wanting to
get pregnant and trying like month after month

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to conceive, and ooh, it
really gets in your head and you're looking

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for any kind of symptom to let
you know that there's something going on.

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So she was excited. She was
hopeful, and I actually wonder, because

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of course we do go on to
learn that she does get pregnant. She

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ultimately, unfortunately trigger warning, does
miscarrie. I think sometime last fall twenty

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twenty three, but maybe right now
in Malibu she could be pregnant. Maybe

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Yeah. I think she takes a
pregnancy test and she's like, it's negative,

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and I'm like, that'll mean nothing, because when my mom was pretty

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with me, she took a bunch
of pregnancy tests and they were all negative.

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Yeah, you were hiding out.
I was in the shadow. I

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was hanging out in her uterus,
like, ha, bitch. Three months

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later, I'm coming for you.
My mom was so shocked, nineteen years

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old, she's like, God,
damn it, here comes bitch. Hay

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Well. So after Kristen, we
pan over to Michelle in her interstitial on

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the couch and she's just like,
oh God, I hope she's not pregnant.

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We don't need the world doesn't need
another one of her. This bitch.

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Ma God. When she said this, literally, when she said this,

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my thought was like, but you
reproduced with Jesse, I know,

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and he's the worst, you brought
more of that in the world. Furthermore,

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you're a mom for real, and
you are commenting on somebody's fertility slash

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pregnancy journey another woman, and it
is the most like vile comment, like

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you can have your opinions about Kristin
and she might be crazy Kristin basket case

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Kristin, but like to say something
like that is so fucking over the top.

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And so immediately I went to read
it. Immediately I went to Instagram.

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She is being dragged good for filth
in both places. I went to

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her Instagram and somebody called her out
directly, like what the fuck? Why

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would you even say something like that's
horrible? And she commented back and she's

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like, you're right, Oh,
I've got my issues with Kristin, but

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I should have never said that period. Well that's good. So she owned

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it. At least she owned it
for being a beal. And we do

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know that she's in a relationship with
Jesse Lally at this point. Yeah,

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I'm during filming. She's unhappy.
Looks like to me, she's cheating,

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looks like she's gonna break his heart
and dump him. So she's a lot

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going on. So maybe in the
moment, and even in these interstitials,

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like she's got a lot of stress
and so she's saying this kind of stuff.

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But it was just terrible. Yeah, very I'm not a good love.

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No. And then they all sit
down to do like a sip and

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paint with wine and juice or whatever. I know, I hate that.

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Can't you imagine? No, I
can't. I hate crap like that.

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I did go to one of those
painting and wine things. I mean those

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are fun like classes and stuff with
some friends, and I'm just like,

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I don't like crafts. I don't
like going places. I don't like people.

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Yeah, like painting, I don't
like pottery. I like booze,

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I like reality TV, and I
like my bed. I do like cheese,

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Yeah, I do like cheese.
But and that's it. That's it.

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I don't need much more. I
mean, it's only fun when it's

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like with real, genuine people where
you having a good time. But these

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are all a bunch of fake ass
bitches. Yeah, and they're all talking

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about like setting intentions Butterfly, and
I think Michelle's like, my intention is

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love, right, because she's falling
in love with some director at the Chateau

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Marmal, which we will get to. We've got Kristen who's an EmPATH,

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like being an EmPATH, like Robin
Brown. It's really hard feeling so deeply,

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do you know what I mean?
Feeling everything inside of myself and in

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the world. It's so overwhelming the
amount that I feel. And the Bravo

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editors doing her so durty, showing
all the VPR flashbacks of her being so

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crazy to watch. Oh my god, I love the clip of her falling

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with her like leg out Jesus Christ
hotness. Love it, Yeah, so

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funny, But her intention is peace
and empathy, yeah and love. And

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an Nia starts crying because she's talking
about her postpartum. She calls it baby

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blues and like being, which is
minimizing it or trying to make it seem

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less than what it really is.
She seems like she's really struggling coming out

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to even admit that. I know. So she starts telling the table about

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what she's going through, and I
think on the couch. She describes it

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as like this wave of depression,
this wave of darkness that kind of overcomes

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her and then starts to slowly dissipate, And it sounds like it happens at

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various times, which is hormones.
It's really the wash of hormones totally.

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And she's such a sweet, wonderful
person I know. And I remember after

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I gave birth, I went to
the doctor and I've already talked on the

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pod about the shit that I went
through. I lost my hair, I

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was OCD, I was crazy.
But I remember going to my doctor,

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and I remember this was in the
nineties, so I don't know if women

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were talking about it back then or
not, but I was embarrassed because I

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felt like I was kind of going
crazy. And I told her a little

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bit about what was happening to me. Doctor Napolitano, Chicago, Illinois,

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and she's like, I can help
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medicine for that, Like this is
something that's very normal and I can take

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care of that. And I said
no, I'm just like, no,

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no, no, I don't want
any pills. I don't want to be

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on any medication because back then I
just felt like that meant I was weak.

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medication. Yeah, And I'm wondering

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if Nia's on medication or if she's
not wanting to be honest. Yeah,

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because she's embarrassed. Yeah. I
felt really bad for her because she just

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is so weepy. And I mean
it's only been like what like a month

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or two or something like that.
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fresh, and I just felt bad
for her. She's like breaking down to

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this fake ass group of friends who
I don't really think care too much,

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Like maybe a couple of them,
maybe Kristen, a couple of them maybe

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care sympathic. Yeah, so hard
to be in it. But but I

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think Kristin cares. I think Michelle
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care. I don't know. I
don't know. I feel like some of

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these bitches are I care, nia
care too, And so does your husband

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Danny, who's a king. We'll
get to that lady. Yeah. So

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that's it for the sipping paint whatever, it's dumb. Then we have the

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guys. Yeah, at Jacks's house
while all this is happening, he's holding

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a barbecue. And I think it's
like Jesse and Luke that bring like a

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thirty pack of cors Light or something
to like get drunk during the day for

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a barbecue with their kids. They're
ready to party. I mean, ladies

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are out of town. We have
the kids, yes, but like we're

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going party, We're going to drink. Yeahah. And Zach shows up,

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which I'm just like, one of
these things is not like the other.

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One of these things just doesn't belong. I'm like, Zach, you gotta

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hate this. I know, like
you'd rather be with the girls, that's

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for sure. There's nothing wrong with
that. He shows up with a snack

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back, and he's like trying to
act like a bro. And so they

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all start, you know, dispersing
and stuff. The kids going play in

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their playroom by themselves. I guess
the guys go out in the pool,

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and this is when they start talking
some shit. Right. We are starting

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with Jesse, Yeah, his bidgeons, his therapy sessions with Michelle and how

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that's been going. And this is
where we learn though, that about a

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year ago, Michelle said that she
had applied for an apartment and she was

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ready to dip. She was ready
to b Yeah, and I guess that

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freaked him out, and he's like, I want to work on it,

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you know, I want to do
whatever we need to do. He says

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to the guys, like I gave
her some space so she can kind of

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figure out what she really wants.
But the vibe is that it's not really

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going that well, and Jesse has
the feeling of that. But then was

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it. Jack's says something like,
and she's spending a lot of time at

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Chateau Marmont with that guy. She's
texting other guys as well. And Jesse,

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I don't know, I can't remember
how he reacts to this. I

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feel like he kind of less well, he laughs and he's like, yeah,

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she was over there the other night. She stayed really late, and

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I'm just like, yeah, show
him your tits and you know, pull

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up your skirt. Because I think
he wants this director as a client as

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a client, but I also think
he's I don't know, I think he's

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suspicious, and I think that he's
just putting on a brave face because he

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might be suspecting that something is going
on. And this is also the scene

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where we have Luke say to the
camera on the couch, well, I

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really want to say something because I
personally know a secret, but like,

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now is not the time for me
to say it. In the hot tub,

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and then the producer when he's on
the couch. It's like, well,

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what's the secret and he's like,
I don't know if I should say

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anything, which makes me think that
this is the secret that Kristin was alluding

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to with the text to Michelle being
like, I know some shit about you,

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but I won't say it because I
care about you. Well, on

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watch What Happens Live this past Tuesday
night, somebody asked Kristin, like,

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what is the secret that Luke was
ref referring to, And she's like,

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just keep watching the Valley. It
comes out, And of course we see

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the preview for next week, and
I think that's when it starts to come

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out, starts to unravel a little
bit, which I'm I love. Yeah,

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But Jesse makes some stupid comment about
like, you know, if Michelle

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decides to leave or whatever, then
I get to spend the next forty years

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telling our daughter that it was her
mom that ruined everything. Right. I'm

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like, you're such an asshole,
yeah, And he laughs it off as

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if it's a joke, but I
feel strongly that he means that. Oh

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yeah. He also says that if
she ever cheated on him, it would

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be over de breaker, like he
would never take her back. For that,

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which I mean I agree with I
would do the same thing with their

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daughter. But the implication is that
that is exactly what she's doing totally.

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And as Luke is in the hot
tub kind of with this weird smile on

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his face like that's exactly what he
wants to say, yea, but he's

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not saying it. I wonder if
more than just Luke and Kristen know,

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like Jax probably has to know.
I mean, he's suspected. Well,

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Jack's on the couch talking about the
director, right, And then of course

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online you go up on x slash, Twitter, you go up on Reddit,

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and people are trying to figure out
who this director is. Somebody said

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Tarantino, But it's not Tarantino,
we don't think, because he lives most

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of the time in Tel Aviv,
Israel. Okay, Then people kind of

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landed on Michael Bay. I don't
know why, nor do I care to

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live near Chateau Morbole. I don't
know, but he was there around the

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same time, and people are like
fact checking time lines, looking at accounts

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social media. I love the Internet, so it might be Michael Bay that

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she was spending some time with.
Yeah, wow, amazing, Yeah,

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I love this juicy shit. Yeah. And then back at Nia's friend's mansion,

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we have Brittany and Michelle talking,
and this is where Michelle's kind of

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opening up to Brittany about how she's
not happy with Jesse, which I mean

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is plainly obvious, like we know
you've been saying it since episode one,

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but you hate this guy and you're
not attracted him at all. And she

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says she's been up, she's been
on how since the birth of Isabella and

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she feels really alone. And then
she kind of talks about their relationship during

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COVID, right. So I guess
during COVID, right when Isabelle was born,

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they were together because they kind of
had to be, and so he

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was helping, he was hands on. But then as soon as everything opened

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back up from COVID, he like
was right back out in his business,

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doing things, staying out, and
she felt like deeply alone, very lonely.

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So it sounded like Jesse was neglecting
her because she couldn't leave her child

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behind and he had to work.
I guess, yeah, that's how things

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happened. But she's been sad and
lonely and now she's cheating on him.

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say, yeah, like things aren't
so great between Jackson and I kind of

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yeah, she kind of alludes to
it, but then I think she gets

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more into during the truth or dare
right, But yeah, she kind of

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does say like, I know how
you feel, right, because I you

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know, it's kind of how Jacks
is. He's not really like around much

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and I feel bad for both of
them. And then Michelle, I think,

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says, you know, I'm kind
of going back and forth between leaving

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and staying because if I stay,
like we're just fighting all the time,

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right, And I don't want Isabelle
to see that. So maybe it'll be

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better if she just sees two friends
that are happy. But I'm like,

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I don't think Jesse wants to be
friends with you though. Yeah, Jesse

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strikes me as the kind of person
who would be extremely punitive if you dumped

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him. He would make your life
a living hell if he could, totally.

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But if she got a man like
Michael Bay bringing in all those coins,

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yeah, and she'll be she don't
care, but yeah, she will

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not care. And I mean she's
gorgeous, so she can get any man.

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Yeah, but she's kind of got
a black heart but anyway a little

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bit, but maybe that's because of
Jesse. She can't have a black heart

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though, because she's part Persian,
part Mexican. I'm sorry. She's a

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good person, right, Yeah.
And then we have everybody playing truth or

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Dare and getting drunk except Janet of
course. And I think this is where,

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like Nia leaves, she gets a
text from Danny like the ac is

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out. It is eighty nine degrees. I'm like, we're in't that's cool?

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I know you're in Texas, but
like it's eighty nine degrees. Yeah,

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kids are screaming can you please come
home? Yeah, and she's like,

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oh, guys, I gotta go. I'm really sorry. I'm just

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gonna go get myself and leave.
Kind of like break wow. And there's

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an interstitial with Jasmine who's like he
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her to come home because she really
needs this. She's going through a lot.

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She needs to be with her girls. And I kind of felt the

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same way. But then when I
mentioned it to you, you said,

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yeah, before recording this, I
was like, I don't know, maybe

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it was planned, Like maybe she
texted Danny on the slide, was like,

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get me the fuck out of here. Yeah, I don't want to

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be here anymore with these losers.
And or I miss my baby. I

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missed my babies. I want to
be I'm sad, and so send me

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a text and say I've got to
come home right away. And I can

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actually see that totally done before.
Yeah, I've done many times. I've

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texted your daughter, please get me
out of here. I wouldn't want to

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hang out with all those chicks.
No way, tell you that right now.

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No way. I'd rather be at
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my handsome man who loves me.
Yeah, I mean she so anyway,

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she leaves. Then they start playing
truth or dare Yes they do, And

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this was kind of crazy because Brittany, yeah, just literally we learn the

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story of her letting it all out
with a bunch of stingrays. She's talking

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about whether she poops in front of
her partner and Michelle's like, abba,

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absolutely not. I mean it's not
like he knows I'm going into the bathroom,

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but he has no idea like what's
happening in there. And Brittany tells

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the story of being out in a
boat and swimming with stingrays and having to

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poop and having no bathroom, so
she just shit in the ocean and the

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stingrays probably ate it. And I'm
like, wow, you're saying this on

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camera. Brittany embarrassed, but also
she's like, yeah, Jack said,

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I shit in front of each other
all the time, and they do a

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flashback to Jack sitting on the toilet
shitting with a door open. You know,

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I'm like, that's not good.
If you ask me as an old

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head, as a OG, I
mean, you've got to preserve some of

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the romance. Of course, even
Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live,

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He's like, you can't be doing
that in front of your part But I

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mean maybe there's a lot of people
out there that do that and it works.

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But for me and my house,
we don't shoot in front of each

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other. I will not fart for
smile, don't fart no second of all.

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If I did fart, which I
wouldn't even know what that's like,

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I would never do that in front
of my partner. I mean, I

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don't want to even hear him using
the bathroom. No, and you can't

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hear you really can. Oh,
my god well, and he announces it,

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I got well in our last platform, did you listen to you Patreon?

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Yeah, our last platform. We
had caught him on recordings. I

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got boop. We put it at
the top. But anyway, so apparently

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britt stays pooping in front of Jack's
yikes. Okay. Then and then she

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talks about their sex life, because
everybody goes around talking about their sex life.

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And Brittany's like, yeah, it's
been like a month and a half.

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But in like last episode, you
were talking about once or twice a

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year, So are you lying?
Has it really been a month and a

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half, Like, I don't know, that could have been one of the

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times out of the twice a year. Oh go. In any event,

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it's not looking so great for Brittany
and Jack's Yeah, they're not having a

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lot of boom boom. She's pooping
in front of them, right, But

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what is the most I think important
thing to discuss is why. And this

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is where she starts to get emotional
because she admits to the group and confirms

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what you said, which I didn't
know if it were true, because it

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couldn't conceive of a world where somebody
would be so mean to their partner and

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put them down. But she says
jacks puts her down. Does she say

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specifically about her body? Yeah,
she's like he does beautiful, he doesn't

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make me feel sexy. He makes
comments and then she starts puts me down.

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Yeah, And I felt really fucking
bad for her. And that's just

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what she's saying. And she sang
it on cameras, so you can only

404
00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:17.039
imagine how much worse it is.
Oh yeah, behind closed doors, when

405
00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:19.119
there are no cameras. He's probably
really cruel to her. I mean I

406
00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:22.680
could just see it. Oh yeah, I could see him being very mean

407
00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:26.759
one hundred percent and saying just really
snid shit to her. And that's why

408
00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:30.799
she's got this plastic surgery, you
know what I mean. Like she probably

409
00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:33.400
feels really fucking insecure about herself because
she's like, man, my husband doesn't

410
00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:37.799
think I'm hot anymore. Yeah,
and what can I do? And that's

411
00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:41.440
fucked up? Yes, it is
when Jackson's no prize himself. Indeed,

412
00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:44.640
let's be real. Yeah, I
felt really bad for her, and I

413
00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:48.519
think everybody was a little shocked at
just how bad it is in their marriage.

414
00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:52.680
Yeah, because Brittany kind of acts
like it's fine, like she's always

415
00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:56.079
smiling whatever. She doesn't like get
I mean, I haven't seen her so

416
00:27:56.119 --> 00:28:00.400
far get super emotional on the show
until this moment, so I'm sure everybody

417
00:28:00.440 --> 00:28:04.400
was kind of surprised, like,
geez, what's going on there? Yeah,

418
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:08.359
it's not good. Nope. And
so then they get drunk. They

419
00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:14.000
go on to have a party.
Yeah, we see some pictures and some

420
00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:17.599
footed would you see a picture of
I think Janet and somebody else, and

421
00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:19.960
then Brittany's in the background, like
passed out, kind of sleeping. So

422
00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:25.119
Brittany's drinking a lot. They're having
tequila, they're having a lot of liquor.

423
00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:30.880
And so this is where we have
a conversation about that because even though

424
00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:37.000
I think Jack's is a hypocrite and
he's probably drinking as much, if not

425
00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:41.839
more, plus allegedly doing cocaine,
uh huh, like he's probably doing drugs

426
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:47.039
as well, allegedly in my opinion, even though all of that is true,

427
00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:52.079
I feel like, how much she's
drinking and having the footage of like

428
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:55.720
two or three times of her being
hungover and or drunk, I'm like,

429
00:28:55.759 --> 00:29:00.200
oh, you might actually have an
issue here. And even though Jack's might

430
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.240
be weaponizing. It doesn't mean it's
not an issue. Yeah, And I

431
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:07.960
think she's coping. I think it's
really just because she's depressed and she's in

432
00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:11.839
a miserable marriage. Not saying that
that's right, because you have to be

433
00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:15.119
responsible. You're an adult and you
have a child, like maybe don't drink

434
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:18.519
all the time like that. But
I think it's really just a coping.

435
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:22.559
That's my fake psychic prediction with that. And I feel bad for her for

436
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:25.359
well. But I mean back in
the day when she was on VPR,

437
00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:30.079
I think she was also really into
drinking, like really into tequila younger though

438
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:33.119
she was younger and they were partying, they were all kind of doing that.

439
00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:37.960
I don't know. I just feel
like if I were her, especially

440
00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:41.720
if I'm hearing it from my piece
of shit husband, who would it would

441
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:44.920
not surprise me if he tried to
use it against me. I would clean

442
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:47.279
my shit up. Yeah, I
would do. But I mean, at

443
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:48.920
the same time, I'm married to
jack'son get me the fuck out of here.

444
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:51.519
I want to see my girls.
I want to go out, I

445
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:52.880
want to party, want to have
fun. I want to live my life

446
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:59.079
because when I'm home it's such a
bummer exactly, and you gave me permission

447
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:02.599
on a tap you said it was
okay, right, So I'm gonna get

448
00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:06.480
drunk a pass out. Yeah.
So the next day they're all getting ready

449
00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:11.640
to leave the rental, there being
being mansion and they all had fun party.

450
00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:15.920
I guess Kristen left early, right, And so then I think Janet

451
00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:18.799
has to take Brittany home, right, And this is where she's starting to

452
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:22.079
talk about, like how she doesn't
want to deal with her pukin in the

453
00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:25.960
back of the car, right because
she's looking like she wants to vomit,

454
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:27.920
And Janet doesn't want to have to
deal with this all the way home.

455
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:33.079
But she takes Britney home and then
she lets Jackson know, like you got

456
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:34.960
to drive me home because Britney was
supposed to do it. But like she's

457
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:38.000
still so drunk from the night before
that she can't drive a car. Y,

458
00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:41.440
Like I don't know, and I
don't want to judge, because I

459
00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:44.640
have certainly had my share of cocktail
with my deer, Yeah, but like

460
00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:48.640
I have you ever seen me fucking
drunk except for Thanksgiving? And I was

461
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:52.680
like just having some wine. I
was not like so fucked up that I

462
00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:56.119
was out of control or like blacking
out. No, I've never seen either

463
00:30:56.200 --> 00:31:00.519
of you your husband know how to
like even get to that point or like

464
00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:04.759
I would know if I'm approaching getting
so drunk, and I would stop.

465
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:10.400
And so it just makes me wonder
about her because she's getting so fucked up

466
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:12.359
that she's blacking out, and like
she can't drive next day and she's vomiting,

467
00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:15.480
I know, on the Pacific clost
Highway. Gross, Which have you

468
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.880
ever driven that? Yes? They
have? Oh my I've gotten drive.

469
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:21.880
I wasn't driving it, but I've
been on it. Yes, dude.

470
00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:23.680
No, wonder she was puking because
it's like literally like this the whole way

471
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:29.240
there, but like, yike's pretty
not a good look. And then I

472
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:33.279
think when she gets home it's found
that she was barfing into a bag.

473
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:37.440
Yeah, the whole way home.
I'm like, girl, yeah, embarrassing.

474
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:41.680
If you're barfing into a bag,
you might want to just evaluate your

475
00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:45.240
life choices a little bit. Like
you can go out and have some cocktails

476
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:47.240
and like have a great time,
but like you don't have to get to

477
00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:49.960
the point where like you're showing up
in pictures blacked out. That's my sleeping.

478
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:55.400
I think maybe she's depressed or something, because you only get really like

479
00:31:55.480 --> 00:32:00.559
that unless you're like mentally struggling or
in your twenties. Oh yeah, I

480
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:02.000
guess not me though, I'm not
you at all. I never I don't

481
00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:05.400
drink. No, you do not, but you do smoke, So don't

482
00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:07.400
come at me with that energy.
But like I never drink. It's like

483
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:10.799
a literal poison. I'm like,
yeah, but you smoke, you stay

484
00:32:10.839 --> 00:32:15.119
smoked. I pukan, I can
hold a conversation sort of, I can,

485
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:22.720
okay, fuck you all right,
it's the next scene. Yeah,

486
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:25.640
we have Danny and niaka house.
Yeah, very good scene. Yes,

487
00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:31.440
she's crying. She's talking about her
baby blues aka postpartum like she's trying to

488
00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:36.119
keep depression. Yeah, that's what
she's calling it. She's like, I

489
00:32:36.160 --> 00:32:39.240
don't even want to admit that that's
what I'm feeling because I feel like I

490
00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:42.559
can just be okay, like I
can just deal with it. But she's

491
00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:46.440
like crying and Danny, being the
king that he is, is being super

492
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:52.119
comforting, being very supportive, validating
her feelings. I just love him.

493
00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:54.400
I love them every scene I seen
them in and just very expressly telling her

494
00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:59.720
like there is nothing to be ashamed
of, like that you have these issues,

495
00:32:59.720 --> 00:33:02.000
are the these feelings, and like
we'll just get your help and we'll

496
00:33:02.200 --> 00:33:07.519
have you see a therapist too specializes
in postpartum and like we'll get you what

497
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:12.039
you need and it's going to be
okay. Just the best possible presence and

498
00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:15.440
answers for her in the moment,
like just really an example for these other

499
00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:19.039
terrible men on this show of how
to be a good partner to a woman,

500
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:22.640
to anybody. And I know this
might be an inappropriate comment, but

501
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:24.440
while she was crying, I'm like, dang, you're so beautiful, Like

502
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:30.000
she's beautiful in every scene, so
graceful, such a good person, I

503
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:32.559
feel like, and I just I
felt bad that she was so heartbroken.

504
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:36.240
She's dealing with all of this.
Me too. I wonder if they're going

505
00:33:36.279 --> 00:33:38.880
to be on the next season because
they're so normal. I know, they're

506
00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:43.680
so pleasant, they're so grounded and
chill, like I love them, Yeah,

507
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:45.119
me too. Yeah, So they'll
probably get rid of them, probably

508
00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:51.880
probably. And then we have Jackson
Brittany at their house. It's after the

509
00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:55.119
girls' night, she's home whatever,
she's sobered up, kind of kind of

510
00:33:55.240 --> 00:34:00.880
right, and they have a conversation
about their Schmeck's life. Right, so

511
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:02.759
what do you think about it?
Well, we start the conversation before we

512
00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:07.960
even get to the schmecks. He's
hitting her up about being so hungover about

513
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:12.679
there being a bag of vomit in
his front driveway, like why do you

514
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:14.920
have to take it to this limit? He's like, I went out last

515
00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:15.599
night. You know, I went
to the bar. I had a few

516
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:19.039
drinks, but I was home by
ten thirty. Yeah, you know,

517
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:22.440
I stayed up with Cruise until midnight, and that was perfectly fine. I

518
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:25.320
was not drunk. Af Like,
why are you going out and doing all

519
00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:29.639
of this? And she says,
well, you told me this text that

520
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:31.559
I could go out and party and
have fun, so that's exactly what I

521
00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:35.679
did. But here you are giving
me a hard time about it. And

522
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:39.280
so they kind of go back and
forth about that, and they both have

523
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:44.239
valid points, but only one has
an ulterior motive, and I think that's

524
00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:46.159
Jack's for sure. Yeah, because
I mean Jack's was saying like, you

525
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:49.639
know, I don't care if you
drink and have fun or whatever, but

526
00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:51.760
like you are a mom, and
I was like, yeah, yeah,

527
00:34:51.760 --> 00:34:53.119
but you're a dad. You're a
dad. It's just give a mom.

528
00:34:53.639 --> 00:34:57.000
I hate him, I know.
Yeah, he's such a misogynist. It's

529
00:34:57.000 --> 00:34:59.400
a critical Yes, what are you
doing? You're doing lines in the bathroom.

530
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:02.639
Yes, sure's cocaine around the nostril
as we speak. So don't be

531
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:07.000
lecturing Britney. Thank you seriously.
Yeah, we can talk about it,

532
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:09.000
like we can talk about Brittany and
opine about how she should act and what

533
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:12.719
she should do, but like Jack, shut the fuck up, in no

534
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:15.760
position to lecture your wife. And
he's also saying, like in his talking

535
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:19.039
head, he's like we're in California. Just smoke a joint, Like,

536
00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:23.440
okay, So the double standard like
get high as a mom instead of getting

537
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:27.239
drunk, which I mean, I
know there's a lot of moms that smoke

538
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.920
weed and whatever. That's fine,
do you do you? But I just

539
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:35.360
think it's like, yeah, apples
oranges, yes. And then they get

540
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:37.199
into the sex life yes stuff,
because she's like it's been a month and

541
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.519
a half and he's like it's been
that long. Geez, Well maybe he's

542
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:45.360
surprised because he's having sex with somebody
else. That's when they get too Yeah,

543
00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:50.320
he looks so like not interested in
any of this, Like he looks

544
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:53.519
like he fucking hates her. Yeah, he's not attracted to he's performing for

545
00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:57.639
the cameras as a good husband or
trying to approximate it to the best of

546
00:35:57.679 --> 00:36:00.719
his ability, which he cannot do
because he's a bad person. And totally.

547
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:07.440
Kristen did say on Watch What Happens
Live because Andy asked whether he thought

548
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:13.400
whether she thought Kristin and or Tom
thought that they were breaking up Brittany and

549
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:17.679
Jax because he cheated, and Kristen
said unequivocally, unequivocally, absolutely not.

550
00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:22.840
And Tom Schwartz said he did not
cheat. So and I think if Jack

551
00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:27.840
had cheated, Kristen would have come
for his neck for sure. Really yes,

552
00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:30.599
so she would have called him up. Hasn't cheated, That's what Kristen

553
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:34.719
thinks. And she's like, absolutely, has not done that. Wow.

554
00:36:35.400 --> 00:36:37.599
And she's like, and if you
want to know why they're separated, well

555
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:43.320
watch the show because Brittany is actually
telling us that he treats her badly and

556
00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:45.199
they don't have sex, and he
doesn't take care of her. He makes

557
00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:49.679
her feel bad about herself. So
that's why they're separated. Does not concern

558
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:53.719
another woman. Wow. That's very
interesting because in this conversation I was kind

559
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:57.400
of going back and forth with them, like maybe he is cheating, but

560
00:36:57.440 --> 00:37:00.840
he doesn't seem like he is.
It just seems like he's not interested in

561
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:04.599
having sex with her at all.
He just doesn't want a banger. I

562
00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:07.360
don't think he's attracted her anymore.
He's over it, but she knows she

563
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:09.400
does, and she brings it up. She's like, I feel like you

564
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:12.920
are attracted to me. He's like, of course I am. She brings

565
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:15.840
up her body in specific. She's
like, my body has changed since I've

566
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:19.159
had cruise, and like I'm feeling
insecure about that. I need you to

567
00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:22.320
like tell me I'm beautiful. Yeah. Like she gives him the roadmap on

568
00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:25.920
how to make her feel better,
but we all know he's not going to

569
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:29.800
use the map and he's not going
to do it because he's really not interested

570
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:32.559
in working on this relationship. In
fact, I think he cannot wait until

571
00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:37.000
he's actually divorced so he can put
himself back on that market. Oh for

572
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:38.719
sure. Even though I'm like,
who would sleep with Jazz? I think

573
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:42.800
there's a lot of women who would
sleep with Jacks, I think. I

574
00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:45.639
mean, if I can take my
feeling about it out of it, I

575
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:49.480
think he's a handsome man. I
mean, I can see how somebody would

576
00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:52.400
think that he's handsome. I mean
I can see it. And it's Hollywood

577
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:57.039
and there's clout goblins. There's gonna
be a woman that will be happy to

578
00:37:57.119 --> 00:38:00.000
step in her place. And I
think Brittany knows that. Yeah, but

579
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:04.159
she even tells him like, I
need you to step it up and basically

580
00:38:04.159 --> 00:38:07.159
beg me more. And his answer
to that is I want to do butt

581
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:09.559
stuff. Yeah, he makes a
joke because he doesn't want to do it

582
00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:12.920
and he's not going to. No, he's going to force himself to do

583
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:15.639
it. And I think in his
I don't think he's gonna do it.

584
00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:17.119
I think he'll force himself to out
a pity. He's like, I'll do

585
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:22.119
it just to appease you, but
then it'll go back to bullshit again.

586
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:24.679
You know, it'll go back to
not being fucked at all. But in

587
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:29.119
his talking head, he's like,
yeah, it's just hard to like get

588
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:32.679
hard because things have been crazy lately
and I'm just doing a lot man,

589
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:37.800
right, say something like when things
are going down up here, then things

590
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:40.920
go down down here, Yes,
saying that he can't get it up.

591
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:44.239
I guess, I guess. I
mean he's in his forties, right,

592
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:47.639
Yeah, don't men kind of start
to I mean, I don't know,

593
00:38:49.159 --> 00:38:52.320
like women peek, yeah, and
men fall down. My husband is like

594
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:54.920
a teenage boy. And I'm not
just saying that trying to big up my

595
00:38:54.960 --> 00:39:01.239
husband like he's like a teenage boy, even though I should uncensored. All

596
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:06.599
right, we are back from un
censored. Where were we? We were

597
00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:08.639
talking about the dick game. Yeah, so not necessarily, just because he's

598
00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:13.159
in his early forties or mid forties
doesn't mean he can't get it up.

599
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:15.480
Okay, certainly not. But maybe
it's all the cocaine and all this stuff

600
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:20.360
that's true that could be breaking his
dick. Yep. But they start talking

601
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.840
about their sex life. They want
to get better with it, and Jackson's

602
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:27.360
like, yeah, you know,
like we just need to spice things up,

603
00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:30.119
you know, maybe and then it'll
get better. He doesn't believe anymore,

604
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:31.679
and he doesn't want to do it, and he's not going to.

605
00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:34.760
So I don't think he's going to
start fucking her, not even for a

606
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:37.199
period of time. No, But
he doesn't want to divorce her though,

607
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.079
because he says the D word doesn't
exist to my family. She said that,

608
00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:43.199
No, I thought he said that. She said that, so she

609
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:47.039
thought we're a team. We don't
we don't say the word divorce or the

610
00:39:47.079 --> 00:39:50.440
D word or whatever. I thought
it was her. Maybe I'm him.

611
00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:52.480
I don't know one of them said
it. Okay. I felt like she

612
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:58.239
was driving that message and he was
just agreeing with it. That's I can't

613
00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.840
understand mentalities like that. I'm like, Okay, you'd rather be in a

614
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:06.519
miserable, awful marriage forever because you
just don't want to get divorced out of

615
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:10.119
the principle Like yes, I mean
she comes from an evangelical background, Christian

616
00:40:10.159 --> 00:40:15.719
background, which is there's some stuff
around that too. But I'm losing steam.

617
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:17.639
I can't talk anymore. Tired.
Is this the last thing we have

618
00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:22.199
to talk about? Oh? We
do Jesse and Michelle's talk. Oh yeah,

619
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:24.760
which was pretty good. That was
pretty good. We got to cover

620
00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:29.079
that. Yes, we've had that
talk before with somebody, with a couple

621
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:32.719
of people. Really, Yes,
we're that other person that man is so

622
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:37.559
in love with you but you already
know you're gone. Do you think he's

623
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:40.440
actually in love with her, yes, or I think that he is in

624
00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:45.760
love with her. I think he
wants to stay together. When he teared

625
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:47.719
up when she was saying she doesn't
know what she wants, and he's like,

626
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:51.039
I know what I want. I
want to be with you. I

627
00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:53.920
felt that it felt real to me, which surprises me from him. But

628
00:40:54.039 --> 00:40:57.519
I think that he really wants to
keep his family together, and I think

629
00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:00.480
he really wants to stay with Michelle. But she's so fucking checked out in

630
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:04.679
the eyes. She's already got a
man, Honey, she got a man.

631
00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:07.480
And it's not Jesse, and she's
not saying it in the moment,

632
00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:10.719
but I could feel that from it. It's Michael Bay. Yeah, she's

633
00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:15.119
already gone. She's saying like,
I don't know, I don't know if

634
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:17.639
I want to work it out,
but I'll try, yeah, Which I'm

635
00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:22.280
just like, geez, what kind
of thing to say to somebody that you're

636
00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:24.360
supposed to be like in a marriage
with, Like normally if you have problems

637
00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:27.760
in tears too, yeah, Like
normally, if you're having problems, you're

638
00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.039
like, Okay, let's go to
a couple's therapy. If you're in a

639
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:32.599
healthy relationship. Let's go to couple's
therapy. Let's figure this out because we

640
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:36.920
both want to be together. No, No, she's over it, which

641
00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:38.280
I can't blame her because he's awful. And that's where I'm like, does

642
00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:42.599
he actually care about her because he
treats her like shit? Well, but

643
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:46.519
that's just who he is, that's
his nature. He's a misogynistic prick.

644
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:52.039
He's egotistical and conceited. But she
married him like that. Ye, she

645
00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:54.639
got him like that and he's stayed
like that. That doesn't negate the fact

646
00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:59.519
that I think that he wants to
keep his marriage together and he probably is

647
00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:04.159
in love with her and wants to
rekindle their relationship and wants her to be

648
00:42:04.199 --> 00:42:07.440
sexually attracted to him, which she's
not because he was so terrible to her

649
00:42:08.079 --> 00:42:12.239
in the past and she has moved
on. Yeah, I can't blame her.

650
00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:14.440
And the thing about a woman,
honeys. Let me tell you.

651
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.599
They will tell you what they need, they will tell you what they want.

652
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:21.880
They will tell you and tell you
and tell you when they stop telling

653
00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:25.039
you, and when they're actually checked
out and gone, they're gone for good

654
00:42:25.480 --> 00:42:29.119
and cannot get them. Bay,
believe me, so many may have tried

655
00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:34.119
to get this back. Bit you
don't even know. So many men have

656
00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:37.199
come back trying to get this back. But no, once what, I'm

657
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:42.000
gone, it's over. You've never
been dumped. We've talked about this before.

658
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:44.960
You've never been dumped. You're the
one that's always leaving your life,

659
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:47.880
bay bitch, that's right. So
I mean, I'm just saying, if

660
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:52.599
Jesse could act more like Danny yoh, yes, oh my god, Michelle

661
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:57.840
would be sucking his dick all day
every day. Maybe she's really far gone.

662
00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:00.920
Well, but I mean if he
had done that, because yes,

663
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:05.920
when she still wanted it, he
could have saved that relationship totally by taking

664
00:43:05.920 --> 00:43:07.800
a lesson or two from Danny.
Yep. But he'll be single and forty,

665
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:10.800
just like Tom Schwartz too, proud
yep, yep. And then we

666
00:43:10.880 --> 00:43:17.119
have the preview for the next few
episodes. I think Jacks is talking about

667
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:22.119
Michelle texting other men, which we
love. Yes, And then there's the

668
00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:28.800
hallway scene too. We've got Luke
and Kristen and we've got Jesse and Michelle,

669
00:43:28.880 --> 00:43:31.519
and Jesse's telling Luke like, if
you're intending to share some of my

670
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:36.320
skeletons, that I don't even know
about. I am going to bury you.

671
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:38.000
And I think Luke is saying something
like, go take care of your

672
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:42.480
wife, like your problem in with
me, honey, your problem is with

673
00:43:42.519 --> 00:43:46.159
your wife and the shit this she's
doing. Yes, so I think it's

674
00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:50.679
about to go down. Yes,
I'm kind of liking Luke just like popping

675
00:43:50.760 --> 00:43:52.679
off on this group of people that
he doesn't even care about. He doesn't

676
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:55.320
give a shit. Ye can't do
it. Yeah, he does not care

677
00:43:55.360 --> 00:43:58.599
about them. He's the tallest one
there too. Yeah, and what are

678
00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:00.800
you gonna do? Jesse acting like
you're gonna fight? Luke looks like,

679
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:05.599
okay, all right, I guess
we're gonna fight then. Yeah, she's

680
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:09.320
not scared at all. I'm kind
of liking the valley as he seems scared

681
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:13.519
to learn the truth about his wife. I know, isn't that interesting because

682
00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:16.599
he said in the hot tep scene, in the pool scene that he would

683
00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:21.239
not forgive that that's the one thing
he cannot come back from. So as

684
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:24.880
soon as that comes from Luke's mouth
or Kristen's mouth, he's gonna have to

685
00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:30.159
do something about it. Oh.
I think it will destroy Jesse's ego because

686
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:35.280
I think he thinks he got the
queen like the prize. I mean,

687
00:44:35.480 --> 00:44:39.280
Michelle is beautiful, yeah, like
objectively out of his league. So to

688
00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:43.400
find out that she's cheating on his
ass, Oh my god, it's gonna

689
00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:47.599
destroy him. Yep. I can't
wait to see Delicia delicious food in the

690
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:54.159
Darpster. So good. Well,
any final thoughts about The Valley. Well,

691
00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:58.960
at first when the season started,
I was like, what's going on?

692
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:00.679
But now I'm I'm like, Okay, there's a lot going on.

693
00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:05.480
There's a lot going on, and
we have two divorces coming up. I'm

694
00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:07.440
like, yes, not like I'm
wishing for it to happen, but I'm

695
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:13.280
just like, give me the tea. We got staying raised Eden, pooh,

696
00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:19.920
we got Michelle banging an unknown director. We've got so much happening.

697
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:22.559
I'm in a bag, everybody.
Yes, we will be back next week

698
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:28.360
to continue our conversation about VPRM The
Valley, and indeed we'll be back on

699
00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:32.000
Tuesday and or Wednesday to discuss seeking
Sister Wife. Yeah, Beatrice, is

700
00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:36.079
there anything else that we need to
say to these beautiful raccoons? Well,

701
00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:38.800
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702
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703
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704
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705
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706
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:59.119
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707
00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:09.559
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