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Well, well, well, the
stool is back. Good morning Metroplex,

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Monday, eight December fourth. Now
we are here to party quite frankly,

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all week long. Let's face it, if you're driving into work right now,

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you're planning to melody today. I'm
Kevin Turner. We have Mike siroy

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All Morning Long two one four eight
seven seven eight seven one. JJ Jackson

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monitoring the bous running four making sure
that we're on track. Can we just

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stop the music? Pull that music
out hard? JJ? Asian gentlemen,

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making his return from a five day
absence. Let's let's give a warm Metroplex

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ovation for Danny the Boner Bayless head
bonner. Shout out to the one point

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nine What up point nine crew?
Hello, guys doing great? That's good.

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Good back in our heart. I
listened to you boys while I was

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on Mini vacation. Wow, it's
entertaining. You guys are funny. I'm

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like, they don't need me.
I thought I thought that too when I

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was off, Like, oh,
they're too good. I don't. We've

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said this up plenty many times,
probably on air too. And I used

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to do this when with Norm and
you know, back in the day,

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like even if you're in the middle
of something you're on the air and you're

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like, oh God, that was
stupid or that was done whatever. When

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you listen, it just sounds different
and it sounds better, especially if you're

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in your car, yeah, because
you kind of there's something different about listening

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live on your car radio. Then
there is streaming streaming that because it's got

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like that real live radio compression,
and it sounds everybody's voices sounds so much

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cooler. But you know, the
iHeart app, which we highly recommend that

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you download if you haven't already.
It's a lact call, it's free,

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costs absolutely nothing, and there's a
cool red microphone button on the bottom that

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if you press that you can leave
what we call a talk back, and

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if they're fun, we'll play them
at nine point thirty in a segment we

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call the hot Mop. Anyway,
it's really fun to listen to because I

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know what you're saying when you when
you're on like right now, I think

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everything that I'm saying is terrible,
right, and I sound I hate my

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voice. I'm not funny. These
guys are so much better than me,

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you know, and that just kind
of reinforces when you're a way, you

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know, yeah, and you're listening
to a show without you on it,

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and you're thinking, you're laughing,
like, oh wow, God, you

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guys are great. This isn't better
without me. What you're saying is interesting

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because that is a good portion of
people. But I think there's a larger

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percentage of radio people who just think
that their s doesn't smell and that they're

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great. So these things that you're
talking about, my boys, there's big

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percentage of people who just think they're
awesome at radio or just in life,

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not like it. They're like radio
people. Yeah, I agree, I

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got big percentage. They're just there
because they want to hear themselves talk.

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And how many like in this scenario, like people in radio like take me

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for instance, I'd be off,
so I'm off and I tune into you

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guys, But how many people truly
like in their heart in my position would

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be like, God, I hope
they f this up? Got hot?

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I hope they're not funny. I
bet a lot and then oh damn it,

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that was funny. And you know
what the good segment. I bet

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the guys or gals that have that
kind of attitude, they're the ones that

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are really driven they they love this
business so much, they're really driven to

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succeed, so they kind of have
to build their egos up to want to

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be better and maybe maybe at the
detriment of others, right, like wanting

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your friends, yes and coworkers even
to fail. Yeah, yeah, I'm

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sure, because you can't survive without
me, I wonder. And then a

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little bit of human nature and just
competitive it's like anything I think for some

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quarterback and you're missed two weeks and
the backup is incredible. Yes, he's

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a nasty bitch. Part of that
nasty bitch is watching going well. And

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then you run into a situation like
Tony Romo did, and then you go

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around PR and throw your own press
conference. So there's that, Well,

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thank you for your verbal support.
Yeah, that you're indicating right now whether

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or not it be true. But
this also has a compound interest factor too.

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So you're off work, you're listening
to the show. It's Kevy Oh

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and Mikey and it sounds great and
I'm laughing and you guys are doing fun

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stuff and I'm missing I'm missing you
guys a lot. But at the same

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time, being away from it,
you definitely if you have any type of

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imposter syndrome that is that elevates so
much like coming in here today, I'm

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thinking, I don't know how to
do this. I'm surprised you don't have

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a song right out of the gate, so one, I don't know,

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I've got the piano outlass, I'm
stupid. This is terrible cat palls.

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So hopefully we can slide back into
this and I will this class. I

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do it like every semester and U
and T. It's like you speak to

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these college students or whatever. It's
fine. It's a broadcasting class. And

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I remember one time I did get
the question like do you ever feel like

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you have impost syndrome? And I
was like, ever, that's why I

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got a really good question from a
nineteen year old Yeah, And I was

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like surefy, Like you have a
lot of college loan deb until you get

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out of that one. Yeah,
just whip it back at him. Yeah,

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And then they had a hard serve
at you and then just Andre Agasy

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cross court return and smash winner.
Other than giving an honest dance, yeah,

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I mean asking that question is kind
of like offensive. Oh yeah,

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well, do you feel like you
have imposter syndrome? I don't know.

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Do you think that I suck?
Yeah? Oh, they don't listen.

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They don't know radio exist. The
younger generations about the man I have.

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It's what why they might not know
radio exists. They truly don't get it.

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It's amazing they just don't. They
think everything is a podcast. It's

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terrifying, honestly, you know what's
funny in uh so in my car,

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which is too almost three years old
now and I just after two years,

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I finally figured out how to use
car Play. Yeah, what a what

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a? What an awakening that was? Oh my god, I don't have

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to plug in my phone and search
around with my thumb while I'm in on

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the tollway. Yeah, it's awesome. But okay, so it's got like

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a regular FM, a MFM radio. Not super simple to use, by

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the way. You know, if
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and all that, it's kind of
a pain in the butt to jump around

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and figure out how to get like
FM presets and tune it in. But

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if you go to the apps,
you know, because CarPlay has just there's

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it's apps, it's Spotify, it's
ways, it's all. There's a freaking

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I heart app that while I'm in
my car that has an FM radio,

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I can hit the touch screen and
play the freak through the car, play

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I heart app. They're taking you
there before they're taking you to Standard F

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they are, that's where it's going. How must AM feel about this?

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Well, remember the articles we were
reading earlier this year about the I don't

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know, some lobbyists trying to you
know, for and against yanking AM radio

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out of cars, And I think
the argument was a lot of emergency broadcasting

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is able to be done on AM
radio. So if everything it's kind of

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like if your Internet goes down and
you're a streamer you don't have TV.

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Basically the threat of nukes, Yes, what is the argument to keep AM

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radio? But AM radio is always
there? But then again, how many

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people actually have access to a terrestrial
radio in their home right now that you

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can walk into a room and turn
on a radio. Man, I do

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I have a couple? Yeah?
I don't. And if hey wire whatever,

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they have to go where you have
to rely on information or communication via

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AM radio? And then how many
young people would know to do that?

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Yeah? Like if the Internet just
snap disappears, Wait, where do I

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even get information. You can't understand
though, why there are cultures that kind

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of embrace the whole doomsday prepper,
at least to a certain degree. You

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how do you guys have a case
of bottled water in your house just for

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that? No, Like, what
do you have we're coming to your house?

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Do you have a substantial amount of
cash just on hand somewhere that in

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case the credit card system goes down
and you need to be able to buy

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stuff? You know what, I'll
tell you, Like, I mean the

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look, I'm not that way,
but those are things that you kind of

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might need to check the box on. I'm not talking about getting like fifteen

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machine guns. But what good a
consider substantial? I mean if you have

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it as a couple thousand dollars maybe
Okay, yeah, no, because I

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don't. But I have a little
thing, and only randomly yesterday I looked

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at it. I'm like, wonder
how much in there's seven hundred dollars,

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there's seven one dollar bills, and
it's more just because I don't even know

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what it was. I got paid
twelve hundred bucks for something and they probably

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cash. Really no, it was
legal, Oh, it was so legal.

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But that's kind of it's always Yeah, I made a big cocaine and

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sale, not seven hundred dollars,
not that big. Yeah, so I

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have seven hundred bucks, But no, I don't. We're not ready for

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anything. We're peas Oh yeah,
we're scared, confused, pee no,

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and we're all still like we're just
designed to just think things are gonna be

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okay too. So there's a lot
of that, yeah, and we're also

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The ultimate thing is the phone that's
changed, and we can't even fathom what

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it was like to grow up from
the age of eight or nine years old

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having a phone. It rewired a
whole other generation, the next one.

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And that's fine, that's how it
is, and we'll deal with it and

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we'll evolve as we always do.
I mean, it took forever to probably

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realize that you're supposed to wipe your
butt. I took humans forever then.

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Was the first guy just went doo
doo, and I was like, what

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do I do now? It took
a few other like, hey man,

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but I'm not going to clean up
back there. Bet it didn't take long

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to figure that out. I don't
know. Well, because of the itching,

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the roids, the infection, the
bugs, ig the royds are an

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issue for cavemen absolutely see theory.
I bet if you are just on a

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clean, whatever the hell diet,
that's cut caveman diet or paleo diet.

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Because I've wondered dogs animals, they
don't have a bunch of roles as Sharman,

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okaying next to where they live.
That's that's because of their design.

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Well, I think we are probably
designed to have nice clean emissions and not

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have this hasmat crew required that when
we complete the operation. You know,

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So I bet caveman, if you're
just eating you know, berries and meats

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that you whatever, I bet you
probably get regular and a nice clean operation.

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I've thought about this. There's a
design flaw in us because every time

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I take my dog out to do
that, that's something I think about.

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It's like everything she does, it's
so clean, there's no wiping, everything's

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great. But it's because the anoose
is perfectly open and exposed to the world.

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So when the stool is released,
the anouse goes back in. We've

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The problem we have is there's like
this valley of it's called butt cheek valley

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hot buns and hot buns get in
the way. So when your leavings are

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produced. They kind of scrape against
the hot buns and that requires you know

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some it's yes. Does it often
involve me having to drive myself to the

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self service car wash and get the
sprayer out? Sure? Yeah, we've

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all been there. But yeah,
so that's why. And what a horrible

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solution for that is just wadded up
paper? Yeah, and that's acceptable.

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Yeah, that makes sense. Let's
not do doo dooo talk. I agree.

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First thing, I do have a
question real quickly. Yeah. I

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didn't bring it up, did you? Yeah? Who brought it up?

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Kevin? We was we were talking
about evolution. Kevin says, the darnest

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things. What's your question, Mike? They changed things? That was quick

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on this world. So enjoy your
every minute while you have it. Uh,

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because you're a bit you're on the
big on the North Texas speaker circuit.

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Yeah, they bring you into the
classrooms. You've done it a dozen

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times, right, I've been over
ten years and bring in there. Has

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a hot girl ever sat up front? I know and done the slow Indiana

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Jones blink, we're on her closed
eyes It says love you. Oh no,

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she hasn't done that. I thought
you did the thing like where they

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kind of lean over to see if
they can get an internship. Though,

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what do you mean that has happened? What happens with lean over? Cleve?

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Have you ever been the recipient while
you're doing your speaking engagement to the

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full on basic instinct? No,
I haven't seen that. The leg it's

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just the slow leg turn to where
you find someone not wearing panties. You

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haven't got that. You know,
it's really mostly guys. Yeah, and

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it's all you know, all the
and and the women in there. Well,

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there's actually there's quite a few women. They'll want to do TV.

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Yeah, they don't want to do
TV. And I tell them about my

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old TV show and tell them that
you don't want none of this. Have

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you made fun? You won't make
a dime out of it, You won't

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profit. Have you ever been involved
in one of these speaking engagements and one

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of the students raises their hands and
asks if next time they could get somebody

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famous? Yes? Every time?
And I was like, you got Chuck

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Cooper Stein next week to buffle up? Do they groan when you get you

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out of here faster than he will
promise you that much? Do they groan

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when you walk into the room.
They don't know who I am. They

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don't There's there's always like two guys
like we do. There's always like two

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yeah, pretty much. There there's
always like two guys who were just radio

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dudes. And you're like, oh, did you work at the ticket Remember

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when do you work at the fan? Did you say to those guys?

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And you got to tell them that
the freak exists? Because that's what we're

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doing. And that takes us to
the six sixteen reset. Today, guys,

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I'm Kevin with Danny and Mike,
and here's what's coming up on today's

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show at nine o'clock. It is
part one of five of the twenty twenty

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three Clip of the Year clip show
Countdown, brought to you viral listeners.

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Thank you listeners, thanks for jumping
on board. They voted and I've tallied

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up the results. Santasa. Today, we will do fifty through forty one.

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We're gonna get through like three of
these instead of that happens, that's

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bad. I'm just telling goals to
get through ten. We're gonna be doing

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this into like February. Well,
we're not to get through these. That's

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not how countdowns words out and then
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the top five. No, and
then we're gonna do like the twenties in

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the week after, and then it's
just gonna be a mess. I honestly

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thought when I saw you know that
Kevin was doing this, which is amazing,

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and boy the work you put in, it's something I could never do,

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probably would never do. N No
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probably it was the top five.
We're doing one yes talking about it?

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I did. And then I saw
the run sheet today is like what we're

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doing ten? It's fifty, it's
ten a day. How ten clips of

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audio in one second? Clips?
We should just you want to just go

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downstairs with a new restaurant. Can
you just play them? Well, we

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have a new restaurant. Do you
see that text that groups in rip hot

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meal? Yeah? You just never
know on any given moment if the group

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text between this, if I'm available
or not? Yeah, and I have

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the notification set too silent. Oh
same here, So sometimes there'll be a

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good dozen of them on there.
I'm like, I'm sure it'll be summarized.

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We're here at the bottom or yeah, I'll catch you up. I'll

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get caught up. So we have
we have a duck a deli, all

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right, but they've stenciled off.
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the Gold Coast Cafe hock Meal,
and now it's something else. River,

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Oh, riverfrontver River's Edge, The
River Wilde starring Kevin Bacon. Point is

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nine o'clock top. We'll go fifty
to forty one today and we will get

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through them. Yeah, we have
to thing good Morning News back at eight

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thirty eight o'clock today, We're really
be closer to eight fifteen. Mike's further

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Cash went to the Sphere. We
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sphere is like in Vegas, because
we're all just enamored by it. Yep.

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And if anyone, if you have
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go look at videos of it if
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we kind of have an idea of
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the sphere by everyone's seen the sphere. But yeah, I got a little

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quick chat with him when I returned
his dogs. I did dog sitting duties

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this weekend. I had four dogs
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their sweet dog, Hendricks. Boy, you want to talk about a full,

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full batch jumping into that bed,
boy with two people and four dogs,

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all of which think they're number one. You sounded like a man that

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was buried in dogs. On the
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dogs on me at that moment.
It's so great, It is great.

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But I'd say at least thrice over
the last three days went with the palms

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out to all dogs, f off, and I feel like they are learning.

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Are they starting to understand what that
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four of them at once, but
just f off and they kind of get

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it and they f off for wour
minutes. I want less than it's just

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a big pile of dogs. I
realize I'm the outlier, not a dog

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guy. And I love your dog, Simon, you know, yeah,

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no, I know, but like
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bed grosses me out. Really yeah, I al still like a punch of

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hair. I don't like hair.
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thinking that dogs might be like the
simplest and easiest answer to like mental health

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issues, you know, which are
spiking and spiraling and all this, And

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I think just have a one of
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I would bet there's stats on the
numbers going down, you know. I

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mean it's not a perfect science at
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helps, and four of them is
maybe works the other way it adds more

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stress. In my short update,
the name of our our new iHeart restaurant

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is called the Riverstone Cafe. Oh
that's great. Well, so everyone goes

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the river Stone and give it a
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it's open yet. Is it open, I don't know. Is it on

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Google Maps? No? All it
is a sign they put on a glass

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door. The costume world doesn't exist
yet, but if you look it up,

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it's a five star. It's five
star place now fired Danny, Yeah,

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of course it was right next to
a costume world there. I follow

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you guys on social media, so
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Did you ever figure out what was
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caught on fire. It looked like
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it looked like it was fueled by
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There was an accelerant that was all
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and it was just going straight up
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it also took a while for DFD
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Well, I mean it was eight
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five alarmed guys have got an update
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found a review from twenty fourteen and
the address is nearby, so it says

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it's fourteen to two forty one Dallas
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what fourteen two hundred? So it
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Okay, moving over here because the
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All right, Ramone says in twenty
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but how come it's is only as
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they're bigger in Texas. I had
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working there great and the food was
great. So it's a well known fact

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that Ramone he is a notorious overeater. He wants a big yeah. Well

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it says he's from Florida. He's
a size queen and looking at it this

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fuck you spend a lot of time
going to yelp with just leaving reviews on

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apartment building cafes from nine years ago. Oh so today in the scuttle.

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But at seven thirty we're gonna begin. This will take all week two,

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I think, although this will be
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day, I guess, but I
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I apologize, please OCD nut job
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organization love it so in my opinion, though I do not like radio shows

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or anything that's just like a collection
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to feel like a show, and
this helps do that. I think when

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you take a look back at things
or remember things, and we just go

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to make sure. A collection of
segments to me is not fun. That

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just feels like job. That feels
like doing a mile. Okay, let

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me just run up one mile okay, and then here's the next segment.

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It's like running. Let's have a
show. Let's have a little funnle countdown

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there. Remember that there little wet
whack, there, a little whew,

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you know that type of stuff.
So we'll look back at the year in

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news. Now. I know that
we're not not believing, but this is

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let's speak candid. It's the last
week of the ratings book. Okay,

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yeah, Wednesday, is the last
day. It is the last week that

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all four of us here on the
show are together. Okay, yep,

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combined because next week, Mikey,
you're out gone. Week after that,

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I think Danny's out for two days, and then we'll probably take a little

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Christmas Yeah, a little Christmas hiatus. We're running around the twentieth last week

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we're all together. Let's bring it
on home. The Downbeat Christmas Singing Toppers

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are coming. The twenty twenty three
KT Death Song is coming, Danny Sings

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to the Metroplex is coming. What
do we call it? Ding Sings?

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Ding Sings? The Songs of Baylists
twenty twenty three, that's coming. That'll

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be on lot Friday, Wednesday,
Friday tomorrow. I think to Mark Baylist,

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Oh hold on, maybe I'll do
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I love that songs of you know, you're just rebranding stuff like the river

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Stone Cafe. That's fine. Ramone's
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I realize we're not I realized we're
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a White Elephant Day or a or
a you know, all day American of

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cowboys talk. What I am saying
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here to bring it all together.
So this is a big week for us,

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and we want you all here.
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

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If you're here now, stay here. If you're now, stay here,

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or tell someone, tell a friend. Week. I have a question for

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Danny that I think could serve as
the most important thing in the world and

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also have something involving Luca and I
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Just that it's over. We got
baby fever going on in the Metroplex right

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now. That's next. On ninety
seven, won the Freak