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There are one thousand UFO sightings reported around the world every month. Ninety
percent of these sightings can be explained, but ten percent cannot. Officially and
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Show here in the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney. What
a show we have for you tonight. I mean, what a show we
have for you tonight. It's so good. We've had a start at twice.
Girls though, get ready, you're sitting down. Have you fan,
get your fan, get your mister, get your big box of cleaning so
big box of wipes in your squeegee plus yo loo. Because he's here to
say deja vous. I feel like I just said this. He's here across
the puddle, the very famous one one one. He's here and he's ready
for bear. How's it going? Man? Ready for Bear? Interesting the
show? Everybody? Kay? Everything okay with you? You're glad to be
anywhere as a matter of fact, especially these times. You know, Okay,
it's nice to be well grounded, is it really? How do you
feel about here? Then? You you're doing good? You know? How
do you feel about stand the show again? Having your feet nailed to the
floor right right? The voice? You just heard the floor? That kind
of hurts? Okay? I was gonna say yes, Jesus, wasn't it
wasn't that a few weeks ago. I didn't have a reference a few weeks
ago. The guy in the Philippines, I guess so, I don't know.
For so many years he's had himself nailed to the cross and intentionally intentionally
and carried around town, they create the they recreate the yeah, this guy,
yeah, and he sits there and he lets him nail him to the
cross every year. Does he get chicked in some way? Or rather he
can kind of lay that into so, I guess he figures he's got a
one way ticket to heaven at this point. Maybe the least have he hit
a couple of nuns on the way murder He's got something anyway, thank you?
Why also with us down, I'm there in a cup, West Virginia
once again. Dejevu is our national corresponding Switchblade Steve Wood. Switch uh.
Great to be representing macnloney's Military X Files as a correspondent in West by God,
Virginia. Interesting, Okay, all right, everything good with you?
Everything is beyond wonderful. The last time I asked you ten minutes ago.
Okay, cool, all right, and we're gonna be cat free tonight,
right? Correct? What free? Also with us? I can't find that
sound effect either. Also, yeah, if you think they might sup what
do you think the little kangaroo bouncing around your house with a little pouches put?
Somebody straightened me out? Okay? Also with us is a security chief,
Willie Club Willie, how you doing tonight? You know, I'm doing
excellent, Mac And you know, I just wanted to say, you know,
I know you sent me an email there about is there a way to
change the zoom calls? With these cats coming on right now? I look
to see if there was anything like if they could we could electrocute them up
sometimes shock them, shock them not go ahead. Yeah, well I thought
you said electrocute. Well, you know, either made tomato. I couldn't
find anything that you could put on a keyboard, you know, if they
walked across it or anything. So I'm still trying. I appreciate here.
I think if you google that, you're gonna end up in a lot of
porn sites. What exactly what That's what took me so long on the wrong
side. How to catch a you Okay, it's not as easy as squirrels,
believe it. There you go alsome with us, Thank you, Willie.
So you were bringing out the last enough falls take you're bringing out like
a dozen twinkies or something you have nearby. I have a lot of things
nearby. What do we like? That's the real thing, not like the
things. Okay, Yeah, I had a little uh had a little monkey
problem on Sunday thing. And this one's good until Fox fifteen. On this
one. I had a little munchie thing on Sunday and and Lois just had
me at the store. She's, okay, what do you want, just
to kind of shut me up, and I said, just buy me two,
you know, packs of twinkies. They're great. I sent you pictures
of me dunk and them and be for God's sake in Genesee. Oh that's
the best way. Too bad it was Genesee because you know it gives you
the runs. Well, listen and we're in trouble tonight. Yeah. Yeah,
the rit socks with drinking Genesee today. Yeah, right then they wouldn't
be there anyway. Hey do they still have a deep Fried Twinkies up at
Hampton Beach? Yes? Yeah, deep Fried Twinkies Oreos milk, but deep
I gotta tell you the deep Fried Twinkie. It costs like about seven bucks
on Hampton beach is like the only thing that costs seven bucks there, really,
but it's to die for it really is. It literally melts in your
mouth. You want ten of them? Anyway, let's move. So he
goes like him too, So we get one. Yeah. Yeah, they're
roughing out him. They come swooping in from nowhere. Ilso in the studio
with us. Tonight is get Away drive Us slash King of the Bee slash
you a fall mechanic going out? Now, Hey, Mac, how are
you? How's everyone? If I may, I have to report an incident
this morning. I was out early taking care of some business, and I
remembered I needed to pick up a few beers for tonight. Monkey business.
Glad, yes, And so I pull into the butchery in town, which
those butchers go ahead, so they sell beer and wine. So I walked
in. It was nine to twenty this morning, and so I grab a
six pack of beer and I head over to the counter. I put it
down and the guy comes over to ring me up and he gives me the
side eye. Oh really, what does having so far judging you buying beer
at nine in the morning, and you're buying beer at nine twenty in the
morning. And he kind of gives me the look and I go what and
he's like nothing, and I'm like, come on, what's the deal and
he looks at me and then he goes, well, I guess it's opening
day today, so you'll watch the game. And I said, no,
these are for tonight and he said yeah, sure, and then wow right
away right now, So I take my beers. Don't have to be a
reason, well exactly. And I wanted to say to him, if you
have a problem with me buying beer at nine something in the morning, then
don't sell it at nine something in the morning, wait till noon time.
Don't make your business out of cutting the heads off a turkey either. The
butcher, Well, wasn't it true back in the day you couldn't buy beer
before eleven, before twelve, the Blue laws in Massachusetts back way, Oh
yeah, and you couldn't buy on holidays or Sundays, right yeah, but
now you can buy on Sunday's ban on holies, so thank you. Wow.
So I thought just throw that out there, you know, go back
to Surge and the Nettle one. I'm looking at the plumb Outland Bridge being
closed, oh you know the oh right, yeah, you guys could be
trapped there. Yeah, wouldn't that be fun? I know that Lois has
to drive across Lois is driving across it, maybe even now, so let's
see what happens. Also with us, he's the best part of the show
as a good friend up there in sideways, well, I say sideways,
no sideways, A good friend, a favorite, good witch up there in
sideways. Rave this raven? How are you? Hello, my friends?
I'm doing great. Thank you so much for having me. We're a mess
already, right, yes and no, it's all good. Okay, we'll
get land awsome good laughing stock. Also with us, because every show needs
a doctor, it's doctor Bob Gross out there in Chicago. Doctor. How
you doing, Hello, boys and girls. I'm working up an appetite after
hearing about twinkies and beer and country meat. Yeah yeah, country meat whatever
that could be snack in Chicago hot dogs Chicago style really yeah? Yeah,
yeah, I don't know what that is. I don't like Chicago pizza,
but other things. But I've been to a couple of got like pickles and
then big pickles, all kinds of stuff inside of it, and the tomato.
Yeah, you don't put ketchup on. You don't put ketchup on hot
dogs out there, do you, you Neanderthals? I don't. Yeah,
okay, all right, order the Chicago style. Yeah yeah, okay,
all right. I don't like, Like I said, I don't like the
deep dish pizza. I'm not a big fan of that. But there are
some kind of cool stuff out there in Chicago. That's because you've only had
the the thin crust who knows pizza. I've been to event to Reginas in
the Northago. You really will get goods. Too much dough, I'm sorry,
want me, we'll have to agree to disagree. Too much dough.
I've been to Reginas in the North End. That's like the best pizza on
the planet. One from the too much dough to the real skinny pizza that
when you try and hold the slice, I like that ends up in your
lap. I'm okay with it. It's part of the experience. Raven,
do you like pizza? Are you a pizza person? Oh? Yeah,
what's your favorite? What do you have? Like? You know, you
know, pineapple and kale and stuff on it. I'm a tried and true
cheese pizza. I do like a deep dish. I prefer that a New
York style. I also like a breakfast pizza, which is American cheese with
scrambled egg on it. Well, sometimes I will just go absolutely feral on
one of those. So that's scrambled days with an American cheese and like toast
or whatever, and that like kind of makes the pizza on pizza dough.
Yeah, like the local pizza we have. It's like like a regular pizza,
you know, dough and they put like you know, olive oil or
whatever. I don't know. I don't know how to make pizza. And
then they put American cheese and SCRAMed eggs on the pizza crust. It's so
good. I'm always a pizza. It's not a pizza. You know what
a pizza? Pizza? Do you know what pizza means? The meaning of
it is the definition? Go ahead? Oh, I don't know either.
I don't know. We have no idea what we don't speak of Talians.
It turns out, let's ask Google, well, this certainly doesn't include eggs
and all that. Ye in Sideways, New York. We're going to order
on and then you can all try it. It is life changing. I'm
all for things quick Club. I just sent you a quick email with a
gift file. It involves a twinkie. You'll have to yes and Raven,
you going feral on a pizza. I would be very interested in watching that
appen with the video. Trust me, nobody wants to see that. Like
I get a pizza, I make sure that I'm like in private so then
I can eat and be ugly in peace. Yes, you know, I
understand that I'm gonna have to have a pizza eating contest sometimes. Wow with
you, man, Wow, I'd get a pizza at the coma with Mac.
Share, Share it with Mac. Coma's clothed, Share it with me.
It's end up eating like ninety percent of Yeah, you ain't kidding.
Yeah, he's a human vaccing Clint. Why don't we do this? Why
don't we take a quick break now for a commercial, and we'll be right
back. You're listening to mcmoniy's milk TRA's not show here on the Distant Thunder
Radio Network. Please stay tune and now the further adventures of Al Ferrari,
star of Max's new book, How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not
Get caught. Matt Malonchell, This is Lois, Hello, Lois al Ferrari,
give me Mac. I'm sorry. All he's doing his court ordered CST
at the moment, CST. What's that time zone cat sensitivity training? You
know after the incident? Can I help you? Well, look, I
just heard from Amazon that Max's new book, how to Dump a Body at
See nut Get Caught is selling like hotcakes with lots of syrup. Right now
I'm touring to you know, promote the book, calling from Vegas. Well,
that's great to hear. Did they tell you why people like it so
much? Well, one guy said, I must have had a pretty smart
juvenile delinquent. Somebody was amazed how I turned to Toyota into a Rolls Royce.
Somebody else said it was cool that I ripped off sears, and somebody
was shocked that the mob was pissed off of me because of one lousy day
old blum, one little plum. And that's all in the book, you
know it. There's also you know, articular advice like how to torch a
car, and how to make lots of money in prison, which I did
though it might have got me killed. Also dangerous making friends with a psicoic
parrot, which ain't exactly easy. I'm bad. So anyway, I'm on
this book tour and I'm at a place called a kitten ranch just outside of
Vegas. I swear I thought it was a place where they raised kittens.
Oh my gosh. So when they found out who I was, like a
big celebrity or something, they asked me if I wanted to be part of
a movie about cats. You're a durable sweetie. Now they wanted me to
make a movie with what they call it quota unquote tasteful nude scene. Oh
my gosh, Alice, is that even possible? I don't know. I
passed out right after the election, and now they want five hundred bucks.
I have to wash dishes for a month here. You don't want to know
what the kitchen is like in the cats. Oh so it is a place
where they were the cats. Shall times back you may have called sweetheart,
and remember remind everybody to check out max new book How to Dump a Body
at Sea and not get caught starring me. Al Ferrari, my name is
on dot com. Welcome back everyone to Maclonia's Milk trak'saw show. Here in
the Distant Thunder Radio and Network. This is macaloney. Well, what a
show we have for you tonight, What a show we have for you tonight.
Let me introduce the members of the Classic girl Let's You must be already
feeling yourself. I know you are, and wipe yourselves down with the I
don't know. The wife's the squeegee, who knows, but he's here with
us, the very famous one one funny Hello, Hello, girls, Hello,
everybody, welcome back to the show. It's gonna be a fun once
and I could feel it in my bones. He's not with those nights.
Hope, yeah, energy, yeah, good time, Okay, good all
right. So, uh, I don't know. I got to ask you
if it's sixteen weeks in a row, you didn't have fish and chips in
the past seven have not had fish and chips. I've had chips, but
ye, fish, we know that. Yes, it's just every time we
bring it up, I'm going to my wife, I go, how come
we haven't any fish with the chips lately? You know, it's just see
the chips the risk part of the equations. We moved in an area that
doesn't have a really cool fish and chips place to like walk to. I'd
write the King. We used to why don't you write to Prince John King
Charles there, he doesn't. He's not doing much. Yep. We just
got to figure it out, that's all. Okay. Uh, that's what
the British set about the revolution. You don't miss it as it turns out.
But look at we do. We do have a lot of good shepherd's
pie. Wow, the special Cottage pie if you make it with beef,
the specialty of England. It's the only good thing you can eat in England
is freaking shepherd's pie and bangers and mash or well, now you've seen Chelsey
that's just menu ideas for the Starward Galley, you know. Yeah, yeah,
is that a band from the nineties that's told the wet Sprocket. Anyways,
also with us is our national correspondent down there, West Virginia switch plate
Steve Woods. Would you great to be here at When do I get to
moved up to international correspondent? And you understand it comes with more money.
You say the word, Well, you've been misled down the next time,
next time you drive to Mexico, Canada, just let us know. Thank
We go all over the world. Well, okay, all right, send
me year receipts. Let's see what Okay, just remember Clubs my accountant also
with us as security chief club w I'm here, Mack. It's really very
excited to be here. Uh. And again listening to a switch I went
after follow him. He's never going to make international correspondent because he doesn't meet
the requirements. Very strict. I hate to say it, but one of
the things is you're not allowed to wear any kind of artificial devices such as
here pieces or anything. Is that right, Switchy. I'm just I wanted
to let you know. I was going to let you know off here,
but I followed you. I just want to look my best. Okay,
Well what's your best? Isn't always your best? Wow? Wow? That
my mother used to say to me. I'm not sure one one when you
said the energy is high, it could be you know, the bean dip.
Let's move on. Also in the studio with us tonight is the getaway
driver King of the Bees. You a full mechanic now though, Hello Mac,
Hello everyone? Okay, that's his middle name is ali Ash, right,
can you tell me that tonight? Yeah? Well, that's what they
serve up at the Thurstay Moose anyway, thanks you for joining us out.
Yeah, he's searching the net for porn as always. Also with us is
a favorite good witch up there in sideways, Gravenzuthus Raven. How are you
hi, my friends? I'm good, good, doing good. Thanks for
having me. What are you drinking tonight? What's the drink to your well?
I had one of my Genesee beers and now I have my water.
I have a Genesee ice. Okay, yeah, I mean Ryne's like,
you know, no question, Mine's better. So you know, there's that
Genese is a really good local beer if you live up in New York.
Everything okay with you? And I hate to say it that everything's okay with
your cat. My cat actually started a heat cycle. Appointment is on Thursday,
and she started this last week and I'm like, oh my god.
So it's been kind of a nightmare. But should taken very interesting be you
know, a child bride? Okay, all right? Should I ask you?
How do you know that this has come to pass? You just know?
You just know? Okay that I understand. It's an interesting pros It's
really okay. Luckily we have a doctor on the show, Doctor Bob goes
out there in Chicago. Doctor you know about these things, right, yes,
sir, Hello everybody, it's great to be here. What a quins
coincidence? My Space appointments on Thursday too? Whoa how weird? No one
of the Chicago style pizzas? Yeah, doctor Bob material, Well it's a
little too late. Well the sideways New York a sixty six degree really?
Yeah, Chicago, that's great. Listen, now, listen. We have
a guest yet, so we should be on the best behavior. But that
we might that ship might have sailed. Al do you want to introduce our
guess all, I I don't think I could do justice. It's a good
friend. Kelsey down there and sitting outside the stop at Delli after drinking one
bit of Kelsey? How are you doing? You have to you have to
pronounce your last name for us. It's Korea, okay, Kelsey. Korea
sounds like a movie star, sounds like a TV style. So thanks for
joining us. You are, you know, a patron of our favorite bother
stopping Galley right, and then we put water Street. Yes, okay,
you like it? Drink a lot here? Well, you know who does
nice place, very comfortable place, some pretentious place? In a ton full
of pretentious restaurant. So, Kelsey, we were talking on that. That
spells pretentiousness in every street that you enter, there's a there's a restaurant uptown.
Guess it gets worse and worse as you go on. The further you
go up State Street, does a restaurant, they will mention their name,
Agave, it's twenty seven bucks from margarita and twenty four bucks for chips and
salsa. That maybe you can get away with a Migraine. I don't know.
You can buy like a half a gallon of tequila for twenty seven bucks,
but chips and salsa I cost you like fifty cents. And that's if
you get in the good stuff. And you know some Trump's going to buy
that for twenty four bucks, but not down the gallery. Yeah, but
yeah, oh yeah, it's the place is filled. It's it's nuts anyway,
Kelsey. So look, you live. You're an event planner. So
we were talking about this at the a pre show meeting at the Thirsty Moose.
What is it that you? What's event planning? You do? You
plan like weddings and stuff like that? Yes, I primarily plan weddings.
I have my own private planning company. Then I work with couples all over
the place. You know, I'm doing one in May and pavid one in
June and Cambridge, and then next September up in Britain. Wood's me New
Hampshire, So all over the place, Rhode Island, Connecticut, I would
go. I would go anywhere for a wedding. But I also work at
what is we're calling now Floriana, but it was the Hellenic Center in Ipswich.
I'm there in house event planner, so I do all of the weddings
there and it's really cool. It's a crazy business, but somebody's got to
do it. So have you ever done a wedding where you're at the last
minute, you know, the groom of the bride like gets cold feet,
takes off. So no, I actually have never had that happen. I've
had a colleague have it happened where the bride almost left, And honestly,
I think she probably should have because you know, if you don't feel like
you want to do it, you should not. That's easier to call out
a wedding than get divorced. Yeah yeah, yeah, you ain't kid.
Wow, that's bad anyway, So but the reason you'll hear tonight is that
you work in a haunted mansion. Correct. Yes, So the venue that
I work in now is an old Georgian style mansion that was built in nineteen
oh three, and it's three stories and there's definitely stuff going on. And
I had heard that I'm new to this property. I had worked at another
property only like ten miles away. Yes, that was also definitely haunted,
and that was built in nineteen oh two. But there's definitely a lot going
on. Is where is this? Where is the place? Where is it
located? So it's an Ipswitch So it's right alongside the Ipswich River, right
outside of the downtown. It's a now it's owned by the Greek Orthodox Community
of Ipswich, Okay. So it's kind of like they used it as a
community center for a long time, and then because it was such a beautiful
white mansion with beautiful grounds, they started renting it for weddings and that's their
main source of income that really supports the community center and then their church as
well. Let me just explain to people, So what we're talking about is
in the Nos Shore of Boston, Okay, like twenty five miles not of
Boston, they call the nos Shoa. Just before you get to New Hampshire,
you have these towns that are old, really old towns that they were
settled in the sixteen hundreds and stuff. And one of them is just Ipswich,
where we are and knew we bought, you know, all the way
up kind of up the coast. So Ipswich has long, long history.
So in a way, it's not surprising that it might have a haunted house,
if you know what I mean. Yeah, not surprising at all.
Yeah, So go ahead, so tell us. There's several houses like right
like abutting it that you know, have the plaques on it that say like
sixteen seventy whatever. They're very old. It's also close to Salem, Massachusetts,
which is, you know, the witch capital of the world, and
especially around Halloween. We've talked about that in the number of nine Raven's been
down there as a correspondent. I've been down there. It's completely nuts in
the month of actob but it switches that far away from and it's also kind
of similar architecture and people I think settled there around the same time. So
do you know who is haunting this mansion you're in. Do you say that
personal? So I don't know, but in the I like to think that
the woman that built it, you know, is still there and is like
a friendly presence, because I definitely feel a lot of like positivity. But
on the third floor, so it's a three story, pretty very large mansion.
There's just some bad vibes up there in that A later time, I'm
trying to think. I think it was the seven note. It was,
okay, when was elder the elder his stuff that was in the fifties,
in the nineteen fifties, late forties, somebody owned this proper that like was
somehow connected to that, and then was a biochemist of some sort, okay,
and it turns out that his wife was having an affair with a colleague
and then all three of them show up dead in the house. Wow,
Okay, cool. So some dark things have definitely happened there, but I
don't know specifically. I haven't like felt anything like with a specific one like
person, yep, but there's definitely been weird things like lights turning on or
is opening, things like that. We should say you that Alga his as
it turns out, was this guy who back in the forties and fifties or
in the mccarthee era where they were looking everywhere for communists in the government,
Like he was the guy who worked for the State Department. But it turned
out, I think in the end that he was actually working for the Russians.
Richard Nixon exactly exposed him. And that's how Nixon, you know,
was you know, forced upon us. But but yeah, so that's weird
that he had a connection to that guy. He's a he's a notorious guy,
you know, Alga his and then three people wind up dead. This
is an ipswich. Yes, and it was it was their death was by
cyanide. Interesting, I think a bottle of gass friends next time. Cyanide
is a bad way to go, man. Jeez. Yeah. And was
it saw was it unsolved? Was a murder suicide type of thing? Yeah?
I believe it was a murder suicide situation. There's not a ton about
it because I think that you know, those that own the property now,
don't people talking about it because obviously we're making happy memories there. But you
know, I think it's kind of fun. Actually, it's a selling point
when we're when we're selling the property. To talk about that. It definitely
is haunted. The last place that I worked it was as well. Again,
so the last place that I worked was in Topsfield. It was called
Willowedale Estate. And I don't know if you're familiar with the Bradley Palmer State
Park. It's a large state park. So the man who owned that mansion
was named Bradley Palmer and this mansion was his country estate and he died on
the property and on this particular porch, and you could feel that, like
you could definitely feel that people had lots of interesting stories there and he was
there because it was his favorite place to be, and it makes sense that
he's still there or something. See once again, we're in like the Nostrie
of Boston was settled, you know, like in the sixteen hundreds of seventeen
hundreds. So and we go into this. We talked about this all the
time at one young in England. There's a lot of haunted places there because
it's old. Do you know what I mean? If there's something of a
Viking burial ground places, it's like the longer you're you would get it's just
selling point in some in some regards, I was going to ask Kelsey.
Like in a restaurant I go to once in a while, they have a
plaque as you walk in about not only how haunted it can be, but
it's also it's a restaurant, it's also a hotel. You can stay over
night and they'll they'll look for you, just for you the special room where
you can pretty much guarantee that you will feel here or somehow experienced a haunting
of some sort, typically a woman who died mysteriously there. However, you
hear her playing the piano. I think you bring that up. But somebody
playing piano music, but yes, and also a sailor. Look at some
old time sale. The town that I'm talking about, in Lymington, England,
is very famous for smugglers. So smugglers came and went. Some of
them were killed in action, you know, by other smugglers. And there's
a smuggling guy speaking in the in a window. Really yeah, yeah,
does that on the third floor of this building is you know? Can I
ask them certain? But they have it And I was going to ask Kelsey,
I was going to ask you. We say it's a selling point for
soon to be married couples. Al and I have we have a pitch is
about it or is it just kind of yes, Yeah, they definitely they
get excited about it and they're like, oh, I love that a person
that's going to book a historic property is interested in the history of it,
why it was there, what it was originally used for. And they like
that like these you know, whatever people say it's haunted or there's energy there,
they feel like it's it just adds to their event. And you know
this like storied past. They like they like the history and you know,
all of that as a part of the story for their wedding makes it special.
It makes that nextra special. But we just had we just had this
total eclipse. I don't want to time date the show, but we just
had a total eclipse and along big pint of the United States and people were
driving, first of all, driving thousands of miles. They were booking B
and B's and Vermont for like five thousand bucks of the night. It's basically
a shock to get married at the totality to get married when it's the darkest.
Okay and al either Ala missus Al explained that to me yesterday as we
were looking at the thing through splt his glasses. What was it. You
would ask me, why would you want to do that? And I happened
to catch something on the news earlier ahead that day, and it said people
went out of the way to get married during this because their concept was the
sun and the moon are two individual things, and then they come together for
the eclipse and that's when they get married, and then as they leave,
they leave is a single entity. That's the concept interesting. I would also
say that the end is tree as a whole. You know, are constantly
searching for individuality. They want to be like, oh, well, no
one's ever seen this At a wedding. People always say that's the next the
next big thing I have. I'm like, I've seen it five times.
So like it that they think that it's going to be a unique story that
they can tell forever, right right right. Yeah, So I've wanted to
I never got married again. I want to jump out of an airplane with
with somebody and really with a parachute and pre fallen by Tom Hetty and the
Hot Breakers with a parachute. No, we just got to bounce. I
just want to ask Raven something because she's a ghost expert. Okay, so
we've talked about this before many many times. Right, why don't we hear
about like a condo that's like five years old that's haunted. Do you know
what I mean? Why is really not like unheard of? That is common,
it's just less common. It all just depends on the energy that the
building is holding. Age. It is a factor, but it's it's less
of a factor than people like think, because you can absolutely if the energy
is bad and something terrible happened on a property or in a home or wherever,
that negative energy will just stay there. The age doesn't matter at all.
Sometimes people bring things into a place that seems to have something attached to
Its very true, it's in the property already holding guyst the movie, didn't
they build that house on an Indian But I visited a site in Pennsylvania where
it was a huge cross that was built over a mass burial due to a
plague, and there were strange things that went on outside. But here's the
thing is that So does that mean that maybe if there's a condo, Hanye
Rold condo that's haunted now for some reason, maybe someone died violently in whatever,
maybe in two hundred years it's going to be really haunted you know what
I mean, that will be the haunt the houses and two undid years.
Whatever. The question is is does it stay in the house or is it
in the ground? Do you know what I mean? It could be either,
you know, because you always hear when they build something over an Indian
burial ground, you think the surveyors would warn them off because it's never a
good idea built somewhere else. Something's going to happen to you, you know.
So is it in the ground? Yeah, do you know what I
mean? Right? I mean, well, I know what you mean,
and I think the l's right. I think it definitely could be both.
Obviously, you know, we're still finding a lot of unfortunate burial sites,
mass mass graves that we just built stuff right on top of. So hopefully
at this point in time that has stopped. But who's to say. But
I know what you mean. I mean, and it's it's similar to let's
take like the Pine Barrens in New Jersey. That's a location that you know,
uh, maybe isn't like classically Han did, but there's strange occurrences.
So I think it's I don't sound like a real estate agent location, location,
location, It's just about like that that area as a whole and and
what it what it holds, and what's happened there. But I think it
could be it could be indoors, it could be outdoors. It's just in
the environment. Right. You just watched this terrible movie that was about a
haunted pool, so like you know, that's definitely not outside of the realm
of possibility. To visit the Gettysburg battlefield that night. And there were some
weird things that went on every time I visited there. Yeah, we have.
We had a guest a couple of times, right, Mac is a
does tours of the famous battlefields, including Gettysburg and others. Yeah, and
guaranteed if you're a visitor, you're going to feel some energy. There's some
place to hike there a lot, and there was some strain I would not
do that. Things that went on. There's some videotapes on YouTube, okay.
And we and this guy, one of the guys that we had on
who was a ghost hunter, went to gettysburnk all the time and he just
set up his camera on a road and I think there's coln fields on each
side of it and left it on. That type of thing and then went
back and checked the footage and there were pods fit where you just saw like
three or four people walking across this road. You know, I guess obviously
kind of you know in eighteen sixties Cob, but it was it was a
loop. You kept seeing it over and over. It was almost like a
Super eight movie on a loop. You'd see it over and over and over
again. And he's saying, there's no way this guy is faking this unless
it's just this elaborate hoax. And it was very strange. And I remember
we talked before they switching a long time agoes like you know that that it's
almost like they're stuck in a loop. People. Not not the ghost who
comes and scares you on Halloween. This is something that people seem like,
it's almost like leftover, kunt left over, or they can't get out,
or we're seeing a part of the movie. Wish not supposed to know what
I mean, switchy, hopefully down on your mike. Switch here's this big
moments MICUs Mike is Mu's I was I was having a coffee fit earlier,
so I thought you guys wouldn't want to hear that a coffee fit. Laf
the coke. Go ahead, sorry, Mac. What you described is that
that's a residual haunting. That's kind of like they're they're they're they're doing you
know, what they were doing in life, and it like kind of hasn't
caught up, you know, and it's it's been how many years at this
point, you know, and it it's just it's rough. It's sad,
but we can't understand it. We can't understand it. But you know,
people see it happening, you know, people see it happening. So Kelsey,
listen, let me just get back to you for a secon so you
yourself, have you ever you haven't felt the cold breath on your shoulder,
the so on and so for with at this place? No, I definitely
have, but not at this place yet. I I think I told you.
I went to Governor Dummer Academy, which is in Byfield, and it
was founded in seventeen sixty three, so it's the oldest boarding school in the
country and the buildings there are very old. There are some newer ones,
but like obviously, things have been happening there for quite some time since we
were before country, before country, and there were our dorms were very haunted.
I felt things several times. My friends and I we were like if
you woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,
like you were scared to go to the bathroom in case you would see something
or feel something. And it was that. That's probably the realist experiences that
I've had, I think, And I don't know if like maybe because I
was younger, like my mind was open to it more, yes, but
it was definitely like I remember, I like felt or saw something and it
was like an older man. And I remember my friend like I never told
her that, but she like described the same thing. So we we definitely,
you know this this one dorm in particular, we we all had some
pretty interesting experiences there. Listen, this old demand take a good look at
one one any reason, because he's been around. So let me ask this.
You pulled the pian out of the hand grenad here by saying you went
to the governor dumber Academy. I just wanted to We have listeners around the
world, as when I said, this place is a beautiful place, is
it inn Ipswich noel, very very kind of excuse me, buyfield and and
and it's the oldest boarding school in the United States. So they don't let
anyone in, just anyone. So, Kelsey, how did you wind up
going there? Tell us please. So I grew up in Wakefield, Massachusetts,
so that's a little bit closer to Boston, in the south of Buyfield.
And uh, really, my oldest sister was very gifted academically, and
so the public school and Wakefield really couldn't do anything for her, Like,
she was already doing high school level work when she was in middle school.
So my parents ended up but like just doing research, and they ended up
sending her to Phillips Academy in Andover. Yes, and then my middle sister
ended up going to Governor Dummer and I went to Governor Dummer as well.
Basically, my parents like instead of having you know, fancy cars or a
second home, they put all of their you know, extra money into us
going to these like great schools. We were able to get a lot of
financial aid and I am very grateful for the experience. It was very unique.
It's not a normal high school experience. You don't get to do a
lot of the things that regular kids get to do, but you get all
these other experiences that they don't necessarily get it's definitely an I got to live
with all my friends during high school, so that was pretty cool. Yes,
it's like college but high school. It's definitely a beautiful location, no
doubt about it. And it's called Governan Dummins. But then they had a
vote to take the Domins out of it after the Dummer and Dahma came out
and they voted none, let's keep the name. But they changed it anyway,
so now it's the Governor's Academy, right correct, Yes, yes,
So Governor Dummer was a was a governor of Massachusetts and it was his land
and he like bequeathed the land to form a school for boys at that time
to go to university to go to Harvard. So you know, everybody in
the region sent their kids there and then they would go to Harvard for university.
Okay, And so they changed it because they wanted a more of like
a national reach, so it was like really a branding move, and ultimately
I don't think it really matters. But like you know, I went to
Governor Dummer and then it changed like two years after me, and we all
like protested it and whatever. But it's I just think because of the history
of it, it was kind of dumb. No upon intended to change it.
But you know, I still call it Governor Dummer. I'll tell you.
It's a beautiful place. And there's a Exeter Academy. Is Academy is
right up the street from us is another one filled academy in this area.
There's these very private schools. If you're really rich. Abraham Lincoln's son went
to Exeter Academy. If you're really up there, you would go to these
academies you don't like you say, you know, then they would go to
hobbin up the world from there, right, That's that's the plan. The
guy that founded Phillips Academy and over and Exeter went to Governor Dummer. Really
yeah, really, he's so, why don't we do this now that we're
all Brown didn't tell me that. And Dan Brown, Dan Brown is one
one's very best friend. He's BFF. It's right, why don't we take
a when we interviewed him, yes, sign my book. Did he send
me an email once in a while, but didn't invite me to the meet
and greet when like one of his another one of his books became a movie
and there's gonna be a big meet and greet in Portsmouth. I got a
call from the school, yes, and I thought it would take it up
in time. And when I went to call back, I just get the
switchboard and I said, somebody there calling for me. The other person I
know there is Dan Brown. Okay, yes, Dan Brown, right one,
whiz in at the time, Whiz one one at the big listen I
have. I'm sorry you have to end to interrupt you because Raven is breaking
the rules of the show. Oh I see a cat? Is there a
cat there? Oh? Was that just a baby? The disgusting little animals.
Oh, they eat mice. That's the one that's in heat. Is
that the one that you take that bikini off. That's not proper, that's
inappropriate. Everyone knows you. Oh my god. Wow, why don't we
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Hello everybody and all ships at sea, welcome back to the show.
I'm glad. It's a fun ride. It always is so far, okay,
since that it's the roller coaster. Well, sometimes the train goes off
the track the time. It's like the Revere Beach roller coast. Right,
you never know what's going to happen. Sometimes it comes down with a sudden
a bang and a crash down and then they put a sign up saying closed
again. We killed four origin anyway. Anyway, also with us. The
Revere Beach environment was one of my favorites growing up. Really that explains a
lot actually, Okay, yes, all right, Kelly's Kelly's Kelly's Ashes,
Russian pizza. I don't remember that name, Russian pizza, Okay, anyway,
now I'm Russian. That was Italian pizza also with us. Well,
when don't we go right to him? Switch is gonna be mad. But
that voice you just heard was security chief Willie Club Willie, do you see
wow? I found a way to move up on the ranks. Well,
oh, he just he just dropped out. As it turns out, he's
gone. So listen to that. I'm doing good. You know, I
told you previously did you go down to the Did you go down to Revere
Beach? A lot? You and the speedo so on? Well, we
used to. We used to drive down there and park outside the Cyclone which
was the roller coaster, and used to meet all the young ladies and a
great, great place to meet. Oh, it's wonderful. That's right from
East Boston, Revere Me. I knew more people from here in East Parsons
than they did for my own city. I believe that. Once again,
not show so he's back. Look at him. He's pouting already, and
he moved his rug. It's it's three inches to as I'm around National correspondent
down there in it's the National car spoting with that the West Virginia switch place,
Steve Wood switchy, Okay, you're okay here? You know when when
one one talks about all ships at sea, Yes, I think mine might
be stuck in the Sargasso see right now? Okay, all right, all
right, it's the guy that's very specific that a lot of eels come from
there. Right now? What's your background there? Looks like is that a
cat going insane and about to eat? That is Audrey to from the Little
Shop of Horrors, remember in the Eclipse? Yes, okay, yeah,
I guess okay, all right, good yeah, also with us, if
you don't mind me moving on? Switchy okay, are you mad? Now
that the club cut a little top. I thought we could spend another five
or ten minutes just chatting before you go on to anybody else. Well,
let me introduce everyone one thing in the ego problem with the audience otherwise,
right, you know, chatting with you, it's always coming on flee switch
first, What was that what was that noise? Is that a bad speaker?
You might have a bad speaker also with us, or a tweeter or
something. Once again, by the time we get the intros over the show,
we also with us in the studio. Currently searching the web has always
twenty four hours a day for pornography? Is our getaway driver, Sny King
of the Bees. Oh, you're a full mechanical right now though, Hell,
Mac, you know, no, not not porn. I'm on Facebook.
How bad could it be? I'm on marketplace. I'm looking for stuff.
You know what kind of stuff you're looking for? Well, you know,
uh, toys, pors stuff. You're an adult, you know,
porschou stuff, stupid stuff, stained glass windows, you know, stuff like
that. What's adult toys mean? Is that a pout of the Porsche Let's
move on course is an adult toy? If you that's true that way?
Also with us is a favorite good witch up there and sideways and your hopefully
she's still here. Raven is with us? Raven? How are you?
Hi? My friends? I'm doing great things for having me. It's going
to take a couple of more than a couple of coaches to get over this,
right, correct, we're doing we're doing good. Where's the cat?
Did you put her out? Why don't you just you have a cat and
heat? Why don't you just put her out? And you know, sands,
I scratchy it big problem there, No, absolutely no, she ran
away. You scared her. Oh, now you're playing it on me.
Had I had a cat that was here we go before we had a fixed.
She went in the heat a couple of times. And I'll tell you
what, living in a house with a cat in heat, Oh my god,
you don't want to do it. Then the howling and the noise.
Is any clean up involved in me? No? No, that's what the
thing was. She put her in the bathroom closer though. She wouldn't tolerate
that anyway. I had a great Dane at the time, and she would
go over and kind of make overtures to the great Dane and he was like,
wow, excuse me, that's after a six pack. Didn't know what
to do. They get on a dating app. The poor guy. He
didn't know what was going on. But she was pretty persistent. Okay,
well, got her right to the vet and likely care of really. Yeah,
luckily we have a doctor in the house. Doctor Bob gross out there.
Now you know your dogs and cats. I know why it's good to
have you one, doctor Bob, how are you okay? Well? Hello
Mac, Hello gang, thank you for having me. It's been a wild
ride tonight. Is that god dog boxing? Doctor? Is that talking about?
Also with us? So I'm sorry. Our guess is very good.
Friend Kelsey, Yeah, I'm sorry, all right. And then she has
she has a friend from the stopping Gelly. She works in a she's an
event planet that works and it currently works in a house in Ipswich that is
haunted. It sounds like I'm hearing politiceist. Now Kelsey, how are you?
Kelsey? Right at the bar? Right? Yeah, I'm good.
I stepped away from the bar because the bar is a little noisy, but
I can hear them. And it's cribbage night here, so lots going on.
That's what they always get, a wild drunk playing cribbage. So in
a long time. That's good. So stopping Gilly on one of the streets
and now we put our favorite place has a lot of really good seafood,
actually good hamburgers and outstanding steak sub as it turns out, and just a
nice, comfortable, non pretentious place and that's where we like going there,
right, Kelsey, the best French onion soup I've ever had in my entire
life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Good French fries too.
They have this special kind of French rise. I bought like two wads
of my frozen so good. I hate like ten at the time. You
know, really good stabbing Galli way to Street and now, Kelsey, real
quick, you besides working in the facility that we were speaking about, you
have your own business. Yeah, because I went on your website and I
looked and checked it out and it looks very interesting. I don't know if
you want to mention that or you'd rather not stalk er No, I know.
I mean basically, I've been working in the wedding industry for almost a
decade and I plan all sorts of events, but mostly weddings because you know,
let's be honest, that's where the money is and that's the biggest investment
that people will make outside of buying a home. Right most of the time.
Even though I am myself not married and I'm not sure if I would
even want wedding they're crazy, but I really like what I do. I'm
i have ADHD. So I think the like bouncing around being able to solve
problems and things has been very well suited to me. And I just am
very you know that, Like you were talking about, the north Shore is
a very insular community, and I'm you know, I have a lot of
great vendor partners that I work with, and I feel super lucky to work
in this beautiful area that people like. It's a destination for people to come
back. Yeah. So yeah, if people aren't engaged, give me a
call. It really is. I mean, for all the traffic and stuff
we have to put up with tourists and stuff, it's a beautiful location.
I mean, spring, summer, and fall is incredible. In the marshall
of blast Day and lately the winter ring dead bat either but you can get
hit winters. So I'm going to ask you one question. We have to
go back to Switchy for a second, then we have the top ten.
So, so the place you work in now now is haunted. The place
you worked in before was also haunted. Right, my high school's haunted.
Yes, I'm very it's so people have I think I'm very like I've always
wanted to like explore sort of more of the that side of things. But
I've always really kind of had a lot of intuition, and I want to
call it like psychic abilities. I don't know exactly what they are, and
I do think I'm more sensitive than most people that can like pick up on
these things. With me, you're in tune with it. It's something that,
yes, it makes sense, you think it's something that's that. Do
you ever have the feeling that something that's following you around? Because Governor dumb
was haunted, this last place was haunted. Now where you work, it's
not that are there's certain people about this in the show all the time.
Now, there's certain people who can see it, sense it, feel it,
and then there's moobs like us that can't. I know, I just
think some people look and feeling some people can't. I mean, something could
be falling me, for sure, But I happened to live in a super
like old place where you know a lot has happened, and I don't know.
And I think that if you're not open to seeing it, you're less
likely to see your feel anything. But I worked with people at the last
place that had been there for ten years and never they had never felt a
thing, So I you know, but then other people had. So I
think that some people just don't have that sort of ability, perspective ability,
or they're not in tune with that, like whatever, is it like a
dimension? Is it a you know, an aspect of We don't know.
That's the thing. We don't know. That would be me. And part
of the reason is I have about three layers of aluminum foil under my clothing.
Really, you don't have to wear it on top of your head,
but under your clothing works for we'll switch. Not that you've not that you've
interrupted. Let's go to you, okay, because let's go to what you
had for breakfast this morning. Okay, Sorry, Kelsey. We do this
every week, believe it or not. I love it. I believe that
the most popular part of the show, as it turns out, So switch.
You were taunting me today. Earlier you were sending me pictures of what
you call country meat with gravy, which is disgusting. I wasn't taunting you.
I was simply reporting if I'm sitting there eating unsolved and unsweetened apple sauce,
you know, with baby spoons, you're taunting me. So so,
as I asked this before so on the menu, does it actually say like
country meat in quotes it says country fried steak okay, steak Okay, that's
fine, then it's steak ish. At least they didn't tell you what the
steak came out of. Well, yeah, any kind of meat could be
a steak. That's true. Came out of the country. That's all you
need to do, right, well, already without roadkill or the fresh kill
or anything. Actually cook it. So it looked good, okay, more
or less en coded with stuff so and hash, browns right and grave and
so on, correct sounds, eggs over easy, hoo does and they piled
it all on top. I did, didn't need any bread, and so
that's that's what I had. It was pretty good. Who does hoo does
hootas? What is it? Tutor? This is Bob Evans. Bobvans.
Bob Evans. He went and went across the border when I went, specially
into another state on the zone west by god Virginia to the Buckeye State,
you know, acting like you know I was should be there. Yes,
really you have to act in here the place. They don't realize what you're
where you're from, right, And I cover up my West Virginia license plate,
and you know and act like an Ohioan and nobody says anything, but
you're from Michigan. So okay. So finally, so how much did that
cost? So Bob Evans is different? Tip wise, it was about fourteen
bucks fourteen eighty or cent. So you left twenty correct? I left six?
Oh tip? Yeah that's right. Yeah, that's right, fourteen and
six, you know, sixteen and yeah, well sixteen and forty sixteen and
what fourteen and six is twenty bucks? Yeah that's good. Okay, switch
grass, I've taught you. I have something to say. Very quickly.
I sent an image earlier of our smiling faces to Susie Bastiele the puck Wedgi
whisperer. Okay, she said to say, hi everybody really yeah, okay,
all right, we say hi, all right, right if you're know
it is the pud what is it? The Pudgdgie expert? Okay, all
right, sounds filthy, but then the kids would wow wow, okay,
So listen, why don't we do this because we're doing it at backwards tonight
for some reason, we don't know why, but we have a top ten
tonight. Kelsey can you. Uh have you heard of this? We used
to do top tens with David all the time. Do you know that?
No? No, I asked David for tips and tricks on this whole experience,
and here gave me nothing. Okay, we've intentionally kept him in the
die because it turns out. Look, so here's the top ten, Raven?
You have it? Right? Do you have it at the beginning of
the show. But let me see if I can remember it. Ten reasons
why one one missed the eclipse? Is that it? That is it?
Okay? All right? Okay? When don't we stop the music now?
Please Raven? Number ten? Please number ten? It's always so freaking cloudy
in England. How would he know the difference? I do know the difference,
right, that is? It's a big true right all right? Number
nine he was in his basement separating the fish from the chips inside. Okay,
next eight? Please eight? Is In ancient times the druid sacrificed hedgehogs
during eclipses, but he couldn't find his hood. You know what I was
thinking about the hedgehogs, and a friend of mine sent me some very good
photos of hedgehog poop in his car, Yes, you do identify it,
or says yes, that's Winston. Winston you can tell yes, this is
in your garden and he made it through the win used to live next door
to the guy. Okay, good, that's funny. Wow, we get
to eight by ten glosses of that? Really, Yes, it is something
in England? Who drop what he sent me? His jop is to go
through and send pictures of hedgehog poop, and like they say, there's not
enough action in England. Next please, right. Number seven, he was
shampooing Lily James's corkies at the time. Oh wow, I thought that was
the big one. Next please, Oh well number six club told him it
only happened at night. Once again, glasses, next please, Number five.
Everyone was talking about a Pink Floyd song. Oh my god, this
is all the time, which comfortably Number one, that the viewing thing with
a cereal box. I didn't tell me to cut out a big hole in
the cereal box, all right, this thing over my head that that was
not the way. It didn't worry. Hey, Kelsey is still there.
Yes, I get to tell you. It's usually a lot more funnier than
this. So he says, when just an off night. Next please raven
mm number four, he was reading the new macloney book, how to dump
a body It see You and not get caught on sale everywhere. Okay,
now let's getting to it like the fifth time. Next please right. Number
three He was once a bouncer for an S and M club called Eclipse,
and the painful memories remained. I don't know where that came from, mommie.
Sorry, next please right? Number two he was doing deep research and
like the pro he is, was too busy preparing for the show. There
he is. Okay, all right, we clapped you very deep. That's
exactly true. That's also expensive to put that in. Next, so are
we done? The number one? Please for a number one? This is
the number one reason JJ missed the Eclipse. It was those twinkies. We've
drained that drunk. Yeah, me spending all night searching for twinkies, right,
so being able to order any You have no idea for us to send
you the kind of twinkies that you want, which was was a box of
that. It'd be a lot and would probably be arrested for sending food to
the mail, right, can you can? You will? Cobra sent me
four family packs of Boreal Cookies. Okay, around Halloween there was the regulars,
the double stuff. There was megas stuff. He sent me family pack
that's heavy and of itself. Uh special Halloween, but that was you know,
pumpkin flavor. Sure, yeah, the Areo Brothers, my Orio brothers,
Oreos four family packs. They waited a time and I got the box.
I'm going, Holy moly, what's in here? I didn't know what
was in it. He was doing that. I've been eighty seven bucks in
postal fees, right, eighty seven eighty seven dollars. He's seven dollars for
five bucks of Twinkie. You must really like you something really good, some
expensive Oreosnia buds. The vanilla Oreoles are the best. I'm sorry that they
the oreos here suck? Who said no? Those are the British ones.
Come on, they've lost, like the Roast six ones. There you go,
there you go club. That's my heroin there. There's my spack right
there, those vanilla Oreoles. Unbelieve I'm a big fan of the Golden Ones
Club, but I do like there's so many varieties now it's insane. That's
nuts anyway, talking about nuts. So I think what we can do is
go to maybe I should do two things and the other time keep on much
so much sense tap dancing to me, I think, well, we were
at six, we were seventeen, and we started at fifty seven. Already
too complicated. Seventies all right, I have two. So we were we
were a little over an hour. Okay, really okay, So let me
just tell two quick stories because I know we might have to, you know,
fill up the show tonight. Out of the little two funny stories to
me came you know, through that Microsoft newslead. Now they know what you
click on is what they keep feeding to you. You know what I mean.
Click on one Rolling Stone story and you'll see every Rolling Stone story you
know, for the next month. So one of them was a story about
caught my attention. So in nineteen eighty one, get this, this is
how things can get screwed up. And we can also justify the military in
the title of the show. So the Russian Pacific Coast, all the top
admirals there were twenty two of them, flew to Leningrad for an annual meeting
you know, with Putin or whatever who is running things at the time.
And because the Pacific Fleet. These twenty two admirals had done such a good
job for the Russian Navy, and you can imagine that they were heat praised,
they were given money and so on and so forth. That's how it
happens in Russia, right. So, But as it turns out, in
Russia, you can have all the money you want, but there's only certain
things that certain people can buy. Okay, and if you're not in the
top level, you know, you can have all the money you want,
but you're not going to get like the best Hamburg or whatever. That's just
how it is over there. But these admirals, all of a sudden the
door is open for them, and they've come from the Pacific with all this
money and they're going to spend it in Leningrad. So the meeting is over
the other golden Boys, and they just go on the spending spree and they
buy sausages, cheese, all this stuff they can't get on the Pacific.
Right if you can believe it, they overloaded the plane. The plane took
off. Four seconds later it turns over boom prashus So, okay, kills
them all, kills them all, Okay, twenty two of them. What
happened to the food didn't get cooked for everything cooked. In World War two
there was four admirals killed, and this one day because they overloaded the plane.
Twenty two of them went down, and at first the Russians south.
The Americans did it. Okay, they didn't have to do it. The
other thing I read too, Wow, Agent X sent this to me,
so only club might remember this, the battle between the Saxons and the Normans.
Does anyone remember this back in the you know, ten sixteen years Yeah,
the days it is like a big, big battle in history is where
the Normans took over England and so on and so forth. Okay, So
the two armies run on the field in Hastings, which is in in London
someplace, you know, tens of thousands of people on each side. The
Saxons are the English, the Normans of the French, the French of the
Inveders. There they are now, so no one wants to move. The
Saxons have the high ground, the Normans had the you know, spread out.
No one wants to move, no one wants to attack. So the
Normans sent a a guy playing a fiddler out into Norman's land and he's fiddling.
He's fiddling, and then I'm like, what's this freaking guy doing?
He's you know, and they going, what's going on here? You know?
And he pissed them off so much. Then he threw a spear at
them, so the Sax said that's it. They charged the Normans, and
the Normans wipe them out because this guy fiddling. Anyway, is there a
moral to this, like a punchline? No, it's like a fiddler on
the roof and the front. This is def Con five. Yeah, yeah,
we can leave an hour to kill. We got around and yeah,
yeah, I think it's funny. They just said he was annoying them so
much. They said let's chardge them, and that was it. And that's
why England is the way it is now. Well in bread, well in
bread. Well, Hey, Raven, listen, I have to tell this,
okay real quick. You made a comment a couple of weeks ago and
I didn't get it until I was listening back on the show. But you're
talking about Prince Andrew and all those people, and you say they must be
in the sandwich because they're in bread. Is that nice? Yeah? Anyway,
I got another one if you want it, please please I don't know
if I said this, but why you can get it is best keep it
in the family. Wait, okay, stop it right there. It is
a new Prince Andrew bio. Pickup you send me the link, yes,
okay, yeah, they pull upot his interview with that woman, which is
like the worst thing has ever happened, the BBC interview where he sits down
he thinks he's gonna snow everybody. And Julian Anderson played the woman right yet
in the movie. Yeah, yeah, what's his name? Rufus suoe?
Sure? Who's everywhere? The guy is everywhere? Prince Andrew. Yeah,
see, he's just a weird guy, man. I mean, you know,
if he wasn't, if he wasn't in the royal family, he'd be
in jail or something. You know, he's hanging around with Epstein. He's
doing this. So you got the Teddy Bears, you know, make you
know, really best of a good situation, I guess, just go under
the radar, man, especially even the Teddy Bear you don't have to.
Well, well you can't over there. They track her every move. That's
the thing, you know, that's the downside. So Kelsey, listen,
when you asked David to please get you a drink on us. Yeah,
I told him to put it on you. Okay, all right, all
right, yeah, okay, so Switch, I'm sorry, We're going to
trend to you to stay, come settle your tabling. Yes, oh yeah,
yeah yeah, please keep two seats for us, play some cribbage while
we're there. If you leave, sorry because the kitchen closes at what time?
Nine? But if we call him? Yeah? Right, okay,
all right, so when do we move on? Switchies, Dave, I
switched. I don't say this too often, but can you save us?
You have a report, correct, Switch, I have a report, but
this one is so far off the edge, correct that I'm going to apologize
for this upfront. Well, let me put your bumper in here. Put
the bumper in here, and now it's time for another story from the Lost
Annimals of the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's report from the Fringe,
and then give us the apology. Go all right now. In nineteen seventy
six, I've mentioned this before, I attended the Mufond Symposium in an Arbor,
Michigan. And that was ten years after the swunk Ass fiasco. Doctor
Heinek was there. It's under his own group, the Center forfo Studies.
There were several speakers like Ray Stanford, Jerome Clark, and so forth.
Well, I actually got a chance to meet Gray Barker there. Of course,
Gray Barker wasn't invited to speak, he was too out there, too
controversial. But he came up from West Virginia. In his arm, he
had a stack full of Cesarean publications and he was handing out everybody hoping to
get subscriptions. And on the cover was the Vegetable Man, and that was
the main story in this particular. So today we're going to talk about the
Vegetable Man. But you may want to either strap in or you may want
to leave right now and hit the county line because this is just too much.
Okay, now, this was on April twenty third. It was really
cool, though I actually cornered or cut him off at the past Gray Barker
and they had kind of a mini interview. I had all kinds of questions
for him. A friend of mine met him at the nineteen sixty seven Congress
of Scientific Ufologists in New York City. I asked Barker about his book The
Silver Bridge as opposed to Keel's book Fan Prophecies and a couple other things.
It was really cool to actually meet this guy. Anyway. This is from
Gray Barker from one of his publications. On April twenty third, nineteen sixty
five, I bought Frederick. She was cleaning up the breakfast dishes and after
getting the kids off to school and her husband off to the day shift mine.
This is in West Virginia, near north of Fredericksburg, and she looks
out the window. It sounds a lot like the Joe Simonking case where he
encountered the pancakes from out of space, if you guys remember how this unfolded.
Anyway, she looks outside and she sees what she thinks at first as
a kid moving around out there, and she's alarmed because they have this electric
cattle fence out there. She doesn't want the kid to come up against it,
so she runs out on the porch and it's not a kid. She
The first thing she sees is some like a classic flying saucer hovering over the
land and it slowly lands and and then she sees a uh, some kind
of a it. This this thing is being lowered out of this craft,
and it's it's vaguely humanoid. Uh it is, Uh, she can't see
it too well. It's about two hundred yards away, and uh it's it's
sort of black or dark green color. Again, vaguely humanoid. She thought
it was more human than I mean, more animal than human, and maybe
even had some satanic overture connected with it. But she just did not get
a good look at it. But she got really creeped out. Now,
this thing was was collecting grass and soil samples and putting in a bag like
the Apollo astronauts did on the Moon. So, you know, I don't
know what this critter was up to. But he had pointed it had a
tail and so, and she could not see any mouth or facial features.
It was about five feet that the craft was about five feet high and about
ten feet in diameter, silver colored, the kind of a humming and buzzing,
very classic UFO encounter. The occupant may not have been very classic.
And then it moved in a clockwise fashion. Apparently this thing went inside and
it took off and it disappeared. It went straight up into the sky.
Now, afterwards they did find a depression in the ground where the object landed.
Also, they saw a claw like marks on the ground. And what
they did was they made plaster casts and they photographed the area sent the information
to the Air Force. And the Air Force obviously an uncompromising investigation into this,
and they said that she had simply seen a weather balloon. Now,
she was either crazy lying but or really had an experience. But I'm pretty
sure she did not see a weather balloon. Now. In the March nineteen
seventy six edition of the Sasaan Gray Barker tells how he visited the Frederickson family
and not only heard the wife story, but also Jennings Frederickson, the husband.
In mid July of nineteen sixty eight. It was just before he entered
the Air Force. He had been out hunting, the sun was almost going
down, and the suddenly he hears a strange, high pitched sort of jabbering
speech like a record running at very high speed. We've earned this kind of
phenomena before from Keel and the mockman prophecy over the phones and so forth,
and even sort of out in the air again, excuse me a moment here.
It's fun getting over a cold. And then he heard actually words he
didn't know if he was actually hearing the garbled words and making some kind of
sense, or if it was maybe more of a telepathic humandication. Okay,
this is where you got to strap in here. Okay, I'm not I'm
not suggesting that this really happening, he said the voice he heard. The
words he heard were you need not fear me. The voice said, I
wish to communicate. I come as friends, we know of you, and
I come in peace. I wish medical assistance. I need your help well
to find out what the medical assistant was. This thing grabs him. This
this thin narrow arm with three fingers seven inches long, and on the on
the end of these fingers are these like needles, like needle like tips with
suction cups. The hand grasped him tightly, and his hand was his arm
was punctured by one of these, and he knew blood, he said,
was being drawn because he heard a sucking sound. Okay, so Frederick turns
to look at this entity. There's no flying saucer or whatever involved in this.
At this time. He turned to look at this thing. He saw
what passed for a face, semi human, slanted eyes, had pointed ears.
He said, it's its body reminded him of some huge, ungainly plant
hence vegetable. Man. Right, it gets weirder. The eye color change
from yellow to red and seemed to spin, and then it caused a hypnotic
effect. Okay, I mean I could have written this right now, this
and then this thing releases him, takes off, makes twenty five foot leaps
into the air like spring heel jack, and disappears into the woods. And
then now the thing is when when Barker is interviewing this guy, he's talking
about how, you know, how crazy the story is, but how credible
this guy is, and wondering, you know, why would anybody make up
something this this bizarre with a straight face and talk about him. I mean,
we've all heard some very very bizarre experiences, and the simple fact that
experience is very high strangeness doesn't necessarily mean it's it didn't happen. And sometimes
these experiences were probably not terribly physical. They may be more illusory or whatever,
not necessary hallucinations, but some kind of effect that makes people think this
experience has happened, and then that experience was over. There were no more
encounters with this thing or UFOs, But then after he got out of the
service, he was staying at his parents' house. He's sleeping on a cot
and he kind of half a sleeet. He sees a red flash. He
wakes up and he senses somebody's in the house. He goes for his loaded
thirty eight, which he keeps under his pillow, but a hand grabs him
and he looks up and he sees three men in black. They're all dressed
in black. They've got turtle next ski masks they they put on. What
they did was talked about how everybody else has been put out. He sees
some kind of a canister and a red vapor coming from it. They put
on gas masks, and then as he's going out, he claims that he
was asked a series of questions from these men. So okay, so that's
what were the questions. The weirdest most experiences I've heard, probably, you
know, just just because an experience is so bizarre and out there, I
don't necessarily eject it. But this one really kind of takes the cake.
And even though this guy is supposed to have been credible and so forth,
I can't can't really wrap my head around this one. And I don't know
if it really occurred. You know, you had to talk about the vegetable
man, I mean, can you not? So let me ask you something
though. What were the questions? He said as he was kind of drifting
off, he and he assumed they were about, you know, his time
in the service and so forth. I don't know if I don't know that
they even had anything to do with his supposed experiences with this creature or his
wife seeing the craft. The doctor, Bob, I'm going to ask you
this because you're a doctor, Okay, Yes, I mean, how many
people that we hear these stories about whether they come forward or whatever. I
mean, how many of them are just as the kids say, nuts nutty?
I mean, oh, glad you asked that question. I've been doing
some research on exactly that topic recently, and I'll just throw one possibility out
to Okay, all right, I'm going to spell this word. First of
all, I've been in collaboration with a friend of mine from high school.
We were working on a project that has to do with UAPs. Yes,
yes, And it seems as if, according to my research, that it's
perfectly normal for humans to experience unidentified anomalists phenomena that's normal for humans. There's
a term that I was introduced to by this friend of mine and it's spelled
p A R EI d O l I A and it's been around for a
while peridolia. What this means is it's something an event or an experience that
has come about through human need. And these events involve the perception of sounds
or images in random from unidentifiable stimuli. In other words, if you see
something that's up in the skylet say that you can't identify, depending on the
information that's in your brain, your brain will trigger an experience for you.
Interesting. Okay, yep, so you see what you want to see that
type of thing? Yes, you know how? And what you what?
You know how? When information is in your brain, that will start picking
it up. Test thought. And also this guy had some uh he had
been reading John Thield, so he was familiar with some of the bizarre things
going on. So that was also in his frame of reference. Yes see,
this is what that's what the really strange things that I've been going into
some pretty deep research on some of this. It seems like that what people
are experiencing right now, which we refer to as unidentified and Lama's phenomena.
It's normal for human beings to experience these things because homost apiens human beings are
still evolving. As a result, we need things to stimulate our brains so
that we can continue to evolve. If we're not getting stimulated, we'll create
the stimulation ourselves. Well, we know that to be a fact. Yeah,
there are definitely people that are catching in on this, that's for sure.
And the thing is, you know, we've we've talked about other bizarre
creature reports before. It's not not the fact that this thing is so odd,
because occasionally in the literature we have these one or two off encounters with
things like the Dover Demon that never show up again, and uh, the
the Enfield horror, that thing with three legs and pink glowing eyes and bunced
around. So you get these really really bizarre one offs that don't get the
bigfoot category, or the chupacabra or the wing creature. Even some of the
wing creatures are are kind of like one of us. So they all,
you know, they all seem to come out of the Phantom menagerie. This
one is just so so bizarre that it's it's it's just hard to uh uh.
As much as I am am open to people having bizarre experiences, this
one is just a little bit too tough to do. Twitch let me ask
you this. I'm gonna and something doctor Bob just said is that. So
it's kind of like when a human being sees something that's odd, the mind
will kind of put a picture together for them, you know, like I've
seen lights over themage blinking. I'm sure as the UFO, I could almost
like seeing flying sauce and it goes by me. It's a metava calicopter,
you know what I mean, you kind of see what your first impression is
or something like that. Yes, what's in What's information that you've stored in
your brain that's going to come back out into the experience that you have.
Perception is so important. So the other day someone sent me something where they
had taken the title of a book and a one sentenced description of the book
and asked AI to design a book cover. Okay, so they just gave
it a one line description the title of the book, and they said design
the book cover, and the AI design a book cover that is really pretty
good, but like seventy percent of it makes sense. But the other thirty
percent, like the writing on the walls and the billboards and the street names
and stuff that looks like really weird Russian or something, and it's kind of
like you. And when I saw it, I thought, I feel like
I'm looking into it through a window into like another place in a way.
But it's it's almost the same thing in your mind. You're doing the same
thing. Your brain is filling in the blanks, if you know what I
mean, you know, and some of it is nonsense. And it goes
back to this whole thing is are there people who are more open to this
stuff, who are more just naturally open to it, you know what I
mean? And now they're people who are just naturally not open to it.
And that's definitely what's been It's been happening that way. And there are people
knew who are kind of like your fraudsters. Now they're taking advantage of this
and saying, oh, they're you know, flying saucers or whatever. And
this is what I've been researching lately. And it's amazing that people will again
fill in the blanks with what's in their brain. And this US psychologists have
known about this for years but they're not ever bringing it up. They're still
claiming, oh yeah, it's from aliens piloting these spaceships from some other planets,
not realizing this it's to take hundreds of thousands of years. Even if
there are aliens out there, It could take hundreds of thousands of years for
aliens to reach Earth. And I have to say, the coolest part of
my report, I think was me meeting Gray Barker. That was a real
blast, even though it was just a few minutes and I only had a
chance to ask him a few questions. Why don't ask, I guess Kelsey
a question because we talk all the time about you know, once again,
people more you know, likely to see whatever it is, you know,
like those UFOs or whatever, and we talked about this a lot too.
Are they part of the same thing? So if they are pat of the
same thing, this you know, unified field theory of the paranormal, then
why would why were more you know, why would it be more likely to
people? I would say, then then than not all have you ever seen
your phone? I mean a real something that you've freaked out about. I've
seen some weird stuff in the sky, but I've never been close enough to
say it's this, Yeah, it's this, it is fish or fowl.
But it's been just weird enough, weird enough that it makes you go,
that wasn't real. Uh smooth. You know, Club, if you ever
seen something you know, I'll go along with doctor Bob said, sure,
I see a lot of things, but it's like my brain is saying,
oh, here's the answer to that. You know they're in And so I've
never seen anything that I consider a UFO. It's always like, oh,
yeah, that's the Jetta, that's the space station, you know, And
like I say, it's almost like my brain is saying, yeah, don't
worry about that, this is what it really is. Okay, So one
one, have you ever seen something that you would just like look at it
and say, man, that's not a lightless kind that is a definite UFO.
No, I haven't, but like my club is saying, it is.
Even if I did, my brain would probably try and rationalize it and
say it's something else that's in the realm of believability. Raven, same question.
Now you've seen no, I mean, I've seen like lights, but
you know it really is. I don't want to, like, you know,
keep saying the same thing over and over again. But yeah, like
my my brain will try to justify it because it's never been as concrete as
it has been when I've seen you know, spirits or you know, entities
type of thing. So, doctor Bob, I'll come back to you.
So is that what we're talking about in a way, like just as artificial
intel's kind of filled in the blanks for this thing I was talking about.
I mean, is that what our own mind is doing. Is because we
know about UFOs, we say, oh, it's UFO. Do you know
what I mean? A thousand years ago people saw balls of light in this
guy. Oh, it must be that, you know what I mean.
It's exactly that I mean. Like I think I mentioned before, during my
lifetime and I'm seventy five, I've seen, I've experienced, let's say it's
seen asn't the right word. I've experienced six UAPs that are and the three
of them were up close, okay, And the most impressive one was in
nineteen eighty nine, and that was a kind of a a that kind of
shape thing, okay. But then the one I experienced, I experienced an
orange orb close up in twenty fourteen, I by that time, I had
realized what it's like to experience UAPs up close, right, So I kind
of just sat back and enjoyed the experience. So, but was it something
manufactured? You know what I mean? Could you see rivets? Could you
see always it a light just a weird light? It was well the orb
or the boat the orb? The orb it was it was an orange orb.
It didn't have ribbts or anything. It was just there. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. When I first sighted it, it was about i'd say,
twelve hundred feet up in the air and about a mile away, and
then it came right towards me and passed right over me. And it was
silent, and it was moving, and I didn't see any kind of indication
of any smells or anything what it was. But my mind by that time
had it been adjusted where I just kind of sat back. Could all win
absorbed all the new information I was getting. You get over the excitement of
the moment and you kind of study it. So, hey, Kelsey,
have you ever seen the UFO? Kelsey was ordering another drink? Sorry looking
were you asking me? No? Never, I don't think I've ever seen
anything like that. Like, like Raven said, I've seen what I feel
like our spirits felt things. Never seen anything like a UFO, never right
right. I saw something one time through night vision goggles. It was a
little odd. Go ah, it was I've got a pair of third generation
night vision goggles and uh that the first night I used them. It was
in April. I'm looking up at the sky and when you see birds go
overhead at at a high distance, they just look like pinpoints of light,
right. You see them flying in kind of a loose formation or whatever.
So I'm looking at the star and you can see uh uh satellites, uh,
shooting stars and so forth, and you can't see with the naked eye.
And I was told I had almost a full moon there, and I
was told be careful, don't look directly at the full moon or or street
lights or anything like that. You could hurt the optics. So I'm looking
through this this is the first night, and I see a v of lights
and they're in perfect formation. It looked like they were exactly the same number,
and it just it just couldn't have been birds. I mean, it
was just going across the sky, but started getting too close to the moon,
so I had to stop watching it, but so I didn't have enough
time to see what was it blocking out stars behind it. It wasn't closed
at the back, it was just a v But I was really taken aback
because I wasn't prepared for it. The first night I'm really doing stargazing with
this. And then one other time I'm sitting in the lounge chair in the
backyard in Michigan looking straight up and I see this light moving really slow and
went way up and I think, man, that's moving awfully slow for a
satellite. Then all of a sudden, it winked out, and it went
out like a dimmer, quick like you turned a dimmer off very quickly,
almost like it was responding to my thinking. Now it may not have been,
but I kept watching it to see if it was going to go behind
a little patch clouds or something like that, and it never did. So
it doesn't amount to much, and I haven't seen anything else. It's always
fascinating to use a pair of third generation night vision goggles to watch the sky.
We went up went time to Macino Island and took one of the ferries
out in the middle of the straits during one of the meteor showers and through
the goggles you could see all kinds of activity that other people couldn't see.
Yeah, just phenomenal. Someone told me once, and I it's kind of
weird. It was like in a different life. But I was on a
business call with this guy in North Carolina and he's up with the North Carolina
you know, astronomy club or something, and he's on the mountain and we're
talking. He says, you know what's funny is that we just saw something
go overhead that was we know it was in orbit because these guys can tell,
you know, if it's a plane whatever, They can tell you know
if it's up into orbit. And the way it just didn't moves, and
they said it was three pinpoints of light moving in unison. And when you
think of it, there's nothing in an what but that does that. I
had an experience once twice actually where I was looking at a what I thought
was a star that was stationary up in the sky, and I was focusing
on that one star, hoping that through my peripheral vision that pick up any
meteors or whatever. When all of a sudden, that one star started moving
on its own. Yeah, it happened twice to me. Yeah, and
that happens a lot. And it suggested that whatever it is, they just
they act like stars so that they're not noticeable. And I don't know who
they are, but they're messing with us, with us. What's that?
How much longer are they going to be messing with us before they start doing
something? Really? Since since we were we crawled out of the ocean or
or whatever we did to get here, they've been messing with us, they
think, so they're not. I think maybe we might be too entertaining for
them to stop. I guess, well, we're messing with ourselves. We're
inventing a lot of these things in our own brains to stimulate the brain.
You know, That's was Carl Jung said back in nineteen fifty eight. You
know, why is it that we still persist with flying saucers? I mean,
man keeps in. Humans keep inventing these things because we need the stimulation
to have our brains keep growing. Ray Palmer said, seriously, he said,
flying saucers are here to make us think, and I think he was
right. Yeah, well they do make us think. Well you're right about
that, so listen, I mean it's not quite time to pull the train
into the station. But switching you might want to look for the image.
Okay, Kelsey, are you with us? Please tell Dave We'll be right
there. Yes, sorry, so thanks for joining us. We really appreciate
it. So you know how ofteny the black and blue black and blue burger
at the side of run the martini? Ye send an express mail right,
yeah, another eighty seven. That was my after show meal of choice,
two espresso martinis and then popping my Dodg's Challenger and drive home, like drive
two hours, you know, on on like three track of martinis and enormous
freaking Hamburger fries and he's got his paws in my fries and it's like,
do this at eleven o'clock a night, anyway, I know how I did
it? Those are old, so Kelsey. So when you go when you
go to are you at this building all the time? Are you there sporadic?
I'm the most Are you there alone? Ever? Yeah? Does it?
Is? It? Is it otter alone? Yes? I mean I
often have heard people walking upstairs. There's no one else there. Lights have
turned on that I know I've turned off. You know, it's you know,
it's a little creepy obviously, every old houses have creeks and stuff.
There's a lot of noises at this place. So you tell everyone, do
you do? You inform everyone that, hey, this place might be hont
no matter why they're there. Oh no, I mean we I guess when
we did. Like I said, it's a sales point, so when we're
talking about it, we think there are some there's some energy from years past,
and if people sort of seem interested in that, we'll sell them more.
But if not, we can on leave it at that right, Okay.
Now I lived in a house in drake It, mass There was an
old firehouse, and that house had all kinds of stuff going on, noises
and doors opening, and I lived there for ten years and I never once
felt uncomfortable. The house had a very warm feel to it and it always
made you feel welcome. And when we ended up having to leave it because
we didn't own it was a rental and moved to a place on the island.
That's it's one hundred and ten years old at this point, so it's
an old, old, old beach cottage. No one had ever lived in
the house around now year round. It was always a summer place. And
when I bought it way back, insulated and made it a year round house.
The ghost in this ghost the ghost thing is is the weird part is
this house is probably older than the one I lived in that had all kinds
of spiritual stuff going on. But this place felt cold from day one and
it was never any like you never felt anything going on. It was so
did you just put a new for innocent? Yeah. But the thing is
there was I think because no one had ever lived there really and no one
probably died there. It never felt like that lived there for many years.
But the other house that was I lived in for ten years feels more like
home. It's kind of weird. You always have those residual energy, but
maybe there's something to it, you know. I Mean, there's a lot
of things that seems like stuff sticks around for some reason. I found the
bones in that house in the old house. That's another show. There was
an apartment that was a cat or apartment that I lived in. An apartment
that I lived in Truth Consequences, New Mexico, great name, and it
was an old apartment and in the in the mornings, I used to get
up and run for like two miles and then come back okay, and one
morning, I got up and I used the bathroom and I shut their life
in the bathroom and the bathroom door was open. Yep. After my run,
when I came back, the bathroom door was closed, all the lights
run, and all the water was running on all the sticks. The ghost
it keeps happening to us at this mentioned in epis which we keep finding water
running. I'm trying to tell you something that's weird. Yeah, that's range
huh see, that's that's a little you know, atypical. As they say
that, that's actually physically something is going on that shouldn't be going on.
Listen, could we do can we go down there in a research project we
put the gang together, which you bought us saying absolutely really yeah, because
there there there is win win win. So anyway, listen, switchy please
put up the very quickly had to load it up. I'm going to think
our guess, Kelsey, thanks for joining us. We appreciate it. How
can people get people are going to get married? How can they get in
touch with you so they can look up beach ros events? So that's b
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or Floriana in Ipswich, okay, well, thanks for joining us. Come
back again sometime. You're going to keep two seats for us open there.
We'll be there in about to see at the galley twenty two minutes. Okay,
thank you Kelsey. We appreciate it. Thank you, doctor, Bob,
Thank you wonderful doctor. Thank you the button, Thank you man,
Thank you everyone. Okay, I appreciate it. We will talk to you
very very soon. Okay, keep keep toddling, keep toddling my friend.
Okay, that'll be my best. Wow, it sounds like it's fun down
the gally. We got to get down there. A lot of giggling,
I know, that's what I like about it. Club, Thank you very
much. Club. We'll talk to you soon. Thanks for getting hooked back
on twinkies. You know that was the gateway drug for me. There.
Brother, now I'm hooked on them. I'm gonna get him a hot dog
for the next one. That that will turn me off though. Thank you
club for joining us. We appreciate it. Thank you. Don't pay attention
to the Red Sox, you know, never do do. Thanks for playing,
that's true. Celtis is great. Thank you, al al Ronaldo.
He's going out and stopping the engine. We got to get out of here.
Thank you al for joining us. I'm picking up the empties and clean
it up. Okay, all right, we'll have to cut that switchy,
Thank you switch. Thank you switching my pleasure. Next time you eat raccoon
country fried raccoon, you don't have to send me the picture. Okay,
okay, are you sure? Well you have to think about it. Yes,
Raven is that time? And then we have to take a body of
Raven. Oh, thank you so much for having me. But every week
I ask you, how can you take this? I mean, come on,
really, it's six five to six drunk, white guys, white guys.
We should be bowling or something. Nope, okay, thank you for
joining us. Only would be significantly worse. We could be playing pool.
Thank you, one, one, thank you for joining us. I know
you're up late. Welcome pleasure is amark. Have I thanked everyone? And
when he didn't think, raise your hand? Okay, all right, one,
we'll get in touch very soon. Should confo as the kids saying,
so, let me do the plugs. Homestore Troops is an organization that raises
money for our veterans who were wounded in combat after nine to eleven. That's
the African anywhar in the Iraqi war? Okay. And what they do is
they building them homes that are more adaptable to their needs. A lot of
these folks came home missing a limit and so on, so you know,
the drill that they have lower kind of space, not a lot of stairs,
things like that, just so they can live life a little easier.
And then when Home Star Troops complete the home, they tear up the mortgage,
they give them the keys. It's their homeful life. They don't have
to go through that thing every month of you know, of paying the mortgage,
and they can kind of join society. You know, I hate to
say this, but in a little bit more normal way. Okay. These
are people who gave a lot for us, and you know it's time for
us to kind of step up to help them. So Home Start Troops,
please google them see what they're about. Ninety cents of your charity dollar goes
to our veterans directly. That's really good in the charity game. So Holmes,
got truth, please, And also we end each show by saying,
listen, John McCain was not a loser. Get it straight. He was
not a loser. He's a war hero. These are the people you look
up to. You don't make fun of them. So this is mac morning
for the entire game, pig game tonight. Till next time you hear us.
Please be safe, be happy, and bye bye. In the darkest
dudless, in the blackness black on our road to nowhere, there's no churman
black love. Reach out and touch me, stop me in my tracks.
Cross my heart because it's true. I'm nothing with that you across my heart.
Because it's true. I'm nothing with that, with the when the stars
i'm raging and the seas are high, when the cat's fire across the smoky
sky, and the castle's crumbled, and the angels cried across my heart,
because it's true. I'm nothing with that you across my heart. That is
true. I'm nothing with the hat, with the g I don't need nose,
I don't need no vision. I'm just gonna stand here, be my
own decision. I'm gonna listen to the rhythm of my horse. Sometimes I'm
nothing at all. You're always there when I came, You always catch me
whenever I came. Across my heart. Because it's true, I'm nothing with
that on you across my heart. This is true. I'm nothing with that
without you. Sometimes I'm nothing at all. You're always me when I came.
You always catch me whenever I'm f cross my heart because it's true.
Nothing without a cross my heart. Because it's true. I'm nothing without you
cross my heart. It is true. I'm nothing with that you cross my
heart. It is true. I'm nothing with that without your Let me up?
Did you hear back? Let me up? Me up? Can you
hear mad the me? Upt me up? Can you hear mad me up
up? Can you hear mad? The hell? My soul? So he
me mo? Somebody telling Mom ifb iut gying, Somebody tell me Mom,
trumble let I give you that f so have me on my soul that he
makes me move. Somebody tell my mom rumble if by giant some the mumble
of the ride mo o and the so if I die that I It's been
so long since I've seen her face. I play She's to in fine.
I still rickcled our side. Last day I had hurt so bad to see
her cry. I didn't want to say good by. Sending him my memory's
remade, send him my roses never came. Send them my life, same
old world, same old lost in the sky. She needed so much more
than I. Good we do that love cannot return a broken hearts Cannol wed
Man. I was hurt so bad to see her crime. I didn't want
to say good bye. Send them my love. A mole's remain, Send
him my love rose in him. Send them my love. And now the
further adventures of al Ferrari, star of Max's new book, How to Dump
a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught? MC Malonechell, This is Leis,
Hello, Leis el Ferrari, Give me Mac. I'm sorry all he's
doing his court ordered CSD at the moment. CST. What's that a time
zone cat sensitivity training? You know after the incident? Can I help you?
Well, look, I just heard from Amazon that Max's new book,
How to Dump a Body at Sea and Knut Get Caught is selling like hotcakes
with lots of syrup. Right now, I'm touring to you know, promote
the book, calling from Vegas. Well, that's great to hear. Did
they tell you why people like it so much? Well, one guy said,
I must have been a pretty smart, juvenile delinquent. Somebody was amazed
how I turned to Toyota into a Rolls Royce. Somebody else said it was
cool that I ripped off seas, and somebody was shocked that the mob was
pissed off of me because of one lousy day, old plum, one little
plum. And that's all in the book, you know it. There's also,
you know, particular advice like how to torch a car and how to
make lots of money in prison, at which I did, though it might
have got me killed. Also dangerous making friends with this iconic parrot, which
ain't exactly easy, I'll bad. So anyway, I'm on this book tour
and I'm at a place called the Kitten Ranch just outside of Vegas. I
swear I thought it was a place where they raised kittens. Oh my gosh.
So when they found out who I was, like a big celebrity or
something, they asked me if I wanted to be part of a movie about
cats. You're adorable, sweetie. Now they wanted me to make a movie
with what they call a quote unquote tasteful nude scene. Oh my gosh,
al is that even possible? I don't know. I passed out right after
they yelled action and now they want five hundred bucks. I have to wash
dishes for a month here. You don't want to know what the kitchen is
like in a cat house. Oh so it is a place where they raise
cats. Just have back. Give me a call, sweetheart, and remember
remind everybody to check out Max's new book, How to Dump a Body at
Sea and not get caught. Starting me al Ferrari on Amazon dot com.