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in the UK and around the world. Oh my damn. If you want

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about Okay Travick and broken head on
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There are one thousand UFO sightings reported
around the world every month. Ninety

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percent of these sightings can be explained, but ten percent cannot. Officially and

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unofficially, the US military has been
investigating the UFOs since nineteen forty seven.

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Their top secret goal is to mine
out what's behind these unexplained The Pentagon classifies

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them as unusual airborne anomalies, but
a better term is X files. Join

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us now as Mac one one and
Commander Cobra explore these unsolved cases UFO incidents

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that baffle even the US military.
This is Mac Maloney's Military X Files and

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now here's Mac maloney bo Good evening, everyone, Welcome to Maloney's Military's Ow

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Show here in the distant Thunder Radio
Network. This is Mac Maloney. What

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a show we have for you tonight. I mean, what a show we

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have for you tonight. It's so
good. We've had a start at twice.

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Girls though, get ready, you're
sitting down. Have you fan,

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get your fan, get your mister, get your big box of cleaning so

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big box of wipes in your squeegee
plus yo loo. Because he's here to

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say deja vous. I feel like
I just said this. He's here across

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the puddle, the very famous one
one one. He's here and he's ready

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for bear. How's it going?
Man? Ready for Bear? Interesting the

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show? Everybody? Kay? Everything
okay with you? You're glad to be

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anywhere as a matter of fact,
especially these times. You know, Okay,

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it's nice to be well grounded,
is it really? How do you

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feel about here? Then? You
you're doing good? You know? How

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do you feel about stand the show
again? Having your feet nailed to the

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floor right right? The voice?
You just heard the floor? That kind

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of hurts? Okay? I was
gonna say yes, Jesus, wasn't it

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wasn't that a few weeks ago.
I didn't have a reference a few weeks

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ago. The guy in the Philippines, I guess so, I don't know.

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For so many years he's had himself
nailed to the cross and intentionally intentionally

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and carried around town, they create
the they recreate the yeah, this guy,

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yeah, and he sits there and
he lets him nail him to the

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cross every year. Does he get
chicked in some way? Or rather he

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can kind of lay that into so, I guess he figures he's got a

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one way ticket to heaven at this
point. Maybe the least have he hit

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a couple of nuns on the way
murder He's got something anyway, thank you?

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Why also with us down, I'm
there in a cup, West Virginia

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once again. Dejevu is our national
corresponding Switchblade Steve Wood. Switch uh.

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Great to be representing macnloney's Military X
Files as a correspondent in West by God,

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Virginia. Interesting, Okay, all
right, everything good with you?

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Everything is beyond wonderful. The last
time I asked you ten minutes ago.

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Okay, cool, all right,
and we're gonna be cat free tonight,

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right? Correct? What free?
Also with us? I can't find that

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sound effect either. Also, yeah, if you think they might sup what

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do you think the little kangaroo bouncing
around your house with a little pouches put?

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Somebody straightened me out? Okay?
Also with us is a security chief,

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Willie Club Willie, how you doing
tonight? You know, I'm doing

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excellent, Mac And you know,
I just wanted to say, you know,

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I know you sent me an email
there about is there a way to

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change the zoom calls? With these
cats coming on right now? I look

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to see if there was anything like
if they could we could electrocute them up

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sometimes shock them, shock them not
go ahead. Yeah, well I thought

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you said electrocute. Well, you
know, either made tomato. I couldn't

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find anything that you could put on
a keyboard, you know, if they

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walked across it or anything. So
I'm still trying. I appreciate here.

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I think if you google that,
you're gonna end up in a lot of

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porn sites. What exactly what That's
what took me so long on the wrong

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side. How to catch a you
Okay, it's not as easy as squirrels,

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believe it. There you go alsome
with us, Thank you, Willie.

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So you were bringing out the last
enough falls take you're bringing out like

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a dozen twinkies or something you have
nearby. I have a lot of things

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nearby. What do we like?
That's the real thing, not like the

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things. Okay, Yeah, I
had a little uh had a little monkey

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problem on Sunday thing. And this
one's good until Fox fifteen. On this

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one. I had a little munchie
thing on Sunday and and Lois just had

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me at the store. She's,
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to kind of shut me up,
and I said, just buy me two,

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you know, packs of twinkies.
They're great. I sent you pictures

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of me dunk and them and be
for God's sake in Genesee. Oh that's

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the best way. Too bad it
was Genesee because you know it gives you

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the runs. Well, listen and
we're in trouble tonight. Yeah. Yeah,

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the rit socks with drinking Genesee today. Yeah, right then they wouldn't

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be there anyway. Hey do they
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Hampton Beach? Yes? Yeah,
deep Fried Twinkies Oreos milk, but deep

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I gotta tell you the deep Fried
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on Hampton beach is like the only
thing that costs seven bucks there, really,

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but it's to die for it really
is. It literally melts in your

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mouth. You want ten of them? Anyway, let's move. So he

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goes like him too, So we
get one. Yeah. Yeah, they're

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roughing out him. They come swooping
in from nowhere. Ilso in the studio

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with us. Tonight is get Away
drive Us slash King of the Bee slash

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you a fall mechanic going out?
Now, Hey, Mac, how are

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you? How's everyone? If I
may, I have to report an incident

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this morning. I was out early
taking care of some business, and I

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remembered I needed to pick up a
few beers for tonight. Monkey business.

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Glad, yes, And so I
pull into the butchery in town, which

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those butchers go ahead, so they
sell beer and wine. So I walked

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in. It was nine to twenty
this morning, and so I grab a

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six pack of beer and I head
over to the counter. I put it

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down and the guy comes over to
ring me up and he gives me the

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side eye. Oh really, what
does having so far judging you buying beer

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at nine in the morning, and
you're buying beer at nine twenty in the

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morning. And he kind of gives
me the look and I go what and

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he's like nothing, and I'm like, come on, what's the deal and

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he looks at me and then he
goes, well, I guess it's opening

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day today, so you'll watch the
game. And I said, no,

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these are for tonight and he said
yeah, sure, and then wow right

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away right now, So I take
my beers. Don't have to be a

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reason, well exactly. And I
wanted to say to him, if you

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have a problem with me buying beer
at nine something in the morning, then

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don't sell it at nine something in
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Don't make your business out of cutting
the heads off a turkey either. The

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butcher, Well, wasn't it true
back in the day you couldn't buy beer

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before eleven, before twelve, the
Blue laws in Massachusetts back way, Oh

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yeah, and you couldn't buy on
holidays or Sundays, right yeah, but

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now you can buy on Sunday's ban
on holies, so thank you. Wow.

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So I thought just throw that out
there, you know, go back

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to Surge and the Nettle one.
I'm looking at the plumb Outland Bridge being

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closed, oh you know the oh
right, yeah, you guys could be

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trapped there. Yeah, wouldn't that
be fun? I know that Lois has

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to drive across Lois is driving across
it, maybe even now, so let's

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see what happens. Also with us, he's the best part of the show

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as a good friend up there in
sideways, well, I say sideways,

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no sideways, A good friend,
a favorite, good witch up there in

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sideways. Rave this raven? How
are you? Hello, my friends?

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I'm doing great. Thank you so
much for having me. We're a mess

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already, right, yes and no, it's all good. Okay, we'll

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get land awsome good laughing stock.
Also with us, because every show needs

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a doctor, it's doctor Bob Gross
out there in Chicago. Doctor. How

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you doing, Hello, boys and
girls. I'm working up an appetite after

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hearing about twinkies and beer and country
meat. Yeah yeah, country meat whatever

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that could be snack in Chicago hot
dogs Chicago style really yeah? Yeah,

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yeah, I don't know what that
is. I don't like Chicago pizza,

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but other things. But I've been
to a couple of got like pickles and

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then big pickles, all kinds of
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Yeah, you don't put ketchup on. You don't put ketchup on hot

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dogs out there, do you,
you Neanderthals? I don't. Yeah,

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okay, all right, order the
Chicago style. Yeah yeah, okay,

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all right. I don't like,
Like I said, I don't like the

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deep dish pizza. I'm not a
big fan of that. But there are

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some kind of cool stuff out there
in Chicago. That's because you've only had

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the the thin crust who knows pizza. I've been to event to Reginas in

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the Northago. You really will get
goods. Too much dough, I'm sorry,

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want me, we'll have to agree
to disagree. Too much dough.

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I've been to Reginas in the North
End. That's like the best pizza on

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the planet. One from the too
much dough to the real skinny pizza that

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when you try and hold the slice, I like that ends up in your

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lap. I'm okay with it.
It's part of the experience. Raven,

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do you like pizza? Are you
a pizza person? Oh? Yeah,

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what's your favorite? What do you
have? Like? You know, you

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know, pineapple and kale and stuff
on it. I'm a tried and true

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cheese pizza. I do like a
deep dish. I prefer that a New

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York style. I also like a
breakfast pizza, which is American cheese with

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scrambled egg on it. Well,
sometimes I will just go absolutely feral on

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one of those. So that's scrambled
days with an American cheese and like toast

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or whatever, and that like kind
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Yeah, like the local pizza we
have. It's like like a regular pizza,

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you know, dough and they put
like you know, olive oil or

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whatever. I don't know. I
don't know how to make pizza. And

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then they put American cheese and SCRAMed
eggs on the pizza crust. It's so

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good. I'm always a pizza.
It's not a pizza. You know what

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a pizza? Pizza? Do you
know what pizza means? The meaning of

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it is the definition? Go ahead? Oh, I don't know either.

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I don't know. We have no
idea what we don't speak of Talians.

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It turns out, let's ask Google, well, this certainly doesn't include eggs

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and all that. Ye in Sideways, New York. We're going to order

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on and then you can all try
it. It is life changing. I'm

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all for things quick Club. I
just sent you a quick email with a

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gift file. It involves a twinkie. You'll have to yes and Raven,

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you going feral on a pizza.
I would be very interested in watching that

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appen with the video. Trust me, nobody wants to see that. Like

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I get a pizza, I make
sure that I'm like in private so then

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I can eat and be ugly in
peace. Yes, you know, I

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understand that I'm gonna have to have
a pizza eating contest sometimes. Wow with

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you, man, Wow, I'd
get a pizza at the coma with Mac.

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Share, Share it with Mac.
Coma's clothed, Share it with me.

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It's end up eating like ninety percent
of Yeah, you ain't kidding.

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Yeah, he's a human vaccing Clint. Why don't we do this? Why

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don't we take a quick break now
for a commercial, and we'll be right

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back. You're listening to mcmoniy's milk
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Radio Network. Please stay tune and
now the further adventures of Al Ferrari,

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star of Max's new book, How
to Dump a Body at Sea and Not

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Get caught. Matt Malonchell, This
is Lois, Hello, Lois al Ferrari,

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give me Mac. I'm sorry.
All he's doing his court ordered CST

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at the moment, CST. What's
that time zone cat sensitivity training? You

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know after the incident? Can I
help you? Well, look, I

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just heard from Amazon that Max's new
book, how to Dump a Body at

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See nut Get Caught is selling like
hotcakes with lots of syrup. Right now

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I'm touring to you know, promote
the book, calling from Vegas. Well,

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that's great to hear. Did they
tell you why people like it so

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much? Well, one guy said, I must have had a pretty smart

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juvenile delinquent. Somebody was amazed how
I turned to Toyota into a Rolls Royce.

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Somebody else said it was cool that
I ripped off sears, and somebody

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was shocked that the mob was pissed
off of me because of one lousy day

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old blum, one little plum.
And that's all in the book, you

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know it. There's also you know, articular advice like how to torch a

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car, and how to make lots
of money in prison, which I did

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though it might have got me killed. Also dangerous making friends with a psicoic

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parrot, which ain't exactly easy.
I'm bad. So anyway, I'm on

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this book tour and I'm at a
place called a kitten ranch just outside of

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Vegas. I swear I thought it
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Oh my gosh. So when they
found out who I was, like a

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big celebrity or something, they asked
me if I wanted to be part of

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a movie about cats. You're a
durable sweetie. Now they wanted me to

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make a movie with what they call
it quota unquote tasteful nude scene. Oh

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my gosh, Alice, is that
even possible? I don't know. I

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passed out right after the election,
and now they want five hundred bucks.

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I have to wash dishes for a
month here. You don't want to know

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what the kitchen is like in the
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show we have for you tonight,
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Let me introduce the members of the
Classic girl Let's You must be already

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feeling yourself. I know you are, and wipe yourselves down with the I

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don't know. The wife's the squeegee, who knows, but he's here with

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us, the very famous one one
funny Hello, Hello, girls, Hello,

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everybody, welcome back to the show. It's gonna be a fun once

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and I could feel it in my
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Hope, yeah, energy, yeah, good time, Okay, good all

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right. So, uh, I
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if it's sixteen weeks in a row, you didn't have fish and chips in

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the past seven have not had fish
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ye, fish, we know that. Yes, it's just every time we

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bring it up, I'm going to
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we haven't any fish with the chips
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the chips the risk part of the
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doesn't have a really cool fish and
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write the King. We used to
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Charles there, he doesn't. He's
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got to figure it out, that's
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the British set about the revolution.
You don't miss it as it turns out.

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But look at we do. We
do have a lot of good shepherd's

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pie. Wow, the special Cottage
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the specialty of England. It's the
only good thing you can eat in England

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is freaking shepherd's pie and bangers and
mash or well, now you've seen Chelsey

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that's just menu ideas for the Starward
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is that a band from the nineties
that's told the wet Sprocket. Anyways,

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also with us is our national correspondent
down there, West Virginia switch plate

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Steve Woods. Would you great to
be here at When do I get to

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moved up to international correspondent? And
you understand it comes with more money.

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You say the word, Well,
you've been misled down the next time,

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next time you drive to Mexico,
Canada, just let us know. Thank

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We go all over the world.
Well, okay, all right, send

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me year receipts. Let's see what
Okay, just remember Clubs my accountant also

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with us as security chief club w
I'm here, Mack. It's really very

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excited to be here. Uh.
And again listening to a switch I went

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after follow him. He's never going
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the requirements. Very strict. I
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the things is you're not allowed to
wear any kind of artificial devices such as

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here pieces or anything. Is that
right, Switchy. I'm just I wanted

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to let you know. I was
going to let you know off here,

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but I followed you. I just
want to look my best. Okay,

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Well what's your best? Isn't always
your best? Wow? Wow? That

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my mother used to say to me. I'm not sure one one when you

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said the energy is high, it
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Let's move on. Also in the
studio with us tonight is the getaway

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driver King of the Bees. You
a full mechanic now though, Hello Mac,

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Hello everyone? Okay, that's his
middle name is ali Ash, right,

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can you tell me that tonight?
Yeah? Well, that's what they

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serve up at the Thurstay Moose anyway, thanks you for joining us out.

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Yeah, he's searching the net for
porn as always. Also with us is

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a favorite good witch up there in
sideways, Gravenzuthus Raven. How are you

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hi, my friends? I'm good, good, doing good. Thanks for

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having me. What are you drinking
tonight? What's the drink to your well?

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I had one of my Genesee beers
and now I have my water.

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I have a Genesee ice. Okay, yeah, I mean Ryne's like,

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you know, no question, Mine's
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Genese is a really good local beer
if you live up in New York.

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Everything okay with you? And I
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your cat. My cat actually started
a heat cycle. Appointment is on Thursday,

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and she started this last week and
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So it's been kind of a nightmare. But should taken very interesting be you

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know, a child bride? Okay, all right? Should I ask you?

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How do you know that this has
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You just know? Okay that I
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really okay. Luckily we have a
doctor on the show, Doctor Bob goes

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out there in Chicago. Doctor you
know about these things, right, yes,

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sir, Hello everybody, it's great
to be here. What a quins

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coincidence? My Space appointments on Thursday
too? Whoa how weird? No one

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of the Chicago style pizzas? Yeah, doctor Bob material, Well it's a

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little too late. Well the sideways
New York a sixty six degree really?

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Yeah, Chicago, that's great.
Listen, now, listen. We have

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a guest yet, so we should
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we might that ship might have sailed. Al do you want to introduce our

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guess all, I I don't think
I could do justice. It's a good

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friend. Kelsey down there and sitting
outside the stop at Delli after drinking one

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bit of Kelsey? How are you
doing? You have to you have to

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pronounce your last name for us.
It's Korea, okay, Kelsey. Korea

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sounds like a movie star, sounds
like a TV style. So thanks for

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joining us. You are, you
know, a patron of our favorite bother

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stopping Galley right, and then we
put water Street. Yes, okay,

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you like it? Drink a lot
here? Well, you know who does

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nice place, very comfortable place,
some pretentious place? In a ton full

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of pretentious restaurant. So, Kelsey, we were talking on that. That

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spells pretentiousness in every street that you
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Guess it gets worse and worse as
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go up State Street, does a
restaurant, they will mention their name,

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Agave, it's twenty seven bucks from
margarita and twenty four bucks for chips and

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salsa. That maybe you can get
away with a Migraine. I don't know.

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gallon of tequila for twenty seven bucks,

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but chips and salsa I cost you
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you get in the good stuff.
And you know some Trump's going to buy

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that for twenty four bucks, but
not down the gallery. Yeah, but

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yeah, oh yeah, it's the
place is filled. It's it's nuts anyway,

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Kelsey. So look, you live. You're an event planner. So

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we were talking about this at the
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What is it that you? What's
event planning? You do? You

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plan like weddings and stuff like that? Yes, I primarily plan weddings.

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I have my own private planning company. Then I work with couples all over

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the place. You know, I'm
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June and Cambridge, and then next
September up in Britain. Wood's me New

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Hampshire, So all over the place, Rhode Island, Connecticut, I would

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go. I would go anywhere for
a wedding. But I also work at

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what is we're calling now Floriana,
but it was the Hellenic Center in Ipswich.

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I'm there in house event planner,
so I do all of the weddings

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there and it's really cool. It's
a crazy business, but somebody's got to

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do it. So have you ever
done a wedding where you're at the last

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minute, you know, the groom
of the bride like gets cold feet,

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takes off. So no, I
actually have never had that happen. I've

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had a colleague have it happened where
the bride almost left, And honestly,

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I think she probably should have because
you know, if you don't feel like

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you want to do it, you
should not. That's easier to call out

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a wedding than get divorced. Yeah
yeah, yeah, you ain't kid.

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Wow, that's bad anyway, So
but the reason you'll hear tonight is that

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you work in a haunted mansion.
Correct. Yes, So the venue that

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I work in now is an old
Georgian style mansion that was built in nineteen

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oh three, and it's three stories
and there's definitely stuff going on. And

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I had heard that I'm new to
this property. I had worked at another

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property only like ten miles away.
Yes, that was also definitely haunted,

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and that was built in nineteen oh
two. But there's definitely a lot going

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on. Is where is this?
Where is the place? Where is it

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located? So it's an Ipswitch So
it's right alongside the Ipswich River, right

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outside of the downtown. It's a
now it's owned by the Greek Orthodox Community

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of Ipswich, Okay. So it's
kind of like they used it as a

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community center for a long time,
and then because it was such a beautiful

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white mansion with beautiful grounds, they
started renting it for weddings and that's their

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main source of income that really supports
the community center and then their church as

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well. Let me just explain to
people, So what we're talking about is

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in the Nos Shore of Boston,
Okay, like twenty five miles not of

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Boston, they call the nos Shoa. Just before you get to New Hampshire,

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you have these towns that are old, really old towns that they were

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settled in the sixteen hundreds and stuff. And one of them is just Ipswich,

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where we are and knew we bought, you know, all the way

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up kind of up the coast.
So Ipswich has long, long history.

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So in a way, it's not
surprising that it might have a haunted house,

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if you know what I mean.
Yeah, not surprising at all.

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Yeah, So go ahead, so
tell us. There's several houses like right

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like abutting it that you know,
have the plaques on it that say like

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sixteen seventy whatever. They're very old. It's also close to Salem, Massachusetts,

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which is, you know, the
witch capital of the world, and

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especially around Halloween. We've talked about
that in the number of nine Raven's been

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down there as a correspondent. I've
been down there. It's completely nuts in

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the month of actob but it switches
that far away from and it's also kind

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of similar architecture and people I think
settled there around the same time. So

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do you know who is haunting this
mansion you're in. Do you say that

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personal? So I don't know,
but in the I like to think that

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the woman that built it, you
know, is still there and is like

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a friendly presence, because I definitely
feel a lot of like positivity. But

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on the third floor, so it's
a three story, pretty very large mansion.

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There's just some bad vibes up there
in that A later time, I'm

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trying to think. I think it
was the seven note. It was,

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okay, when was elder the elder
his stuff that was in the fifties,

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in the nineteen fifties, late forties, somebody owned this proper that like was

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somehow connected to that, and then
was a biochemist of some sort, okay,

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and it turns out that his wife
was having an affair with a colleague

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and then all three of them show
up dead in the house. Wow,

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Okay, cool. So some dark
things have definitely happened there, but I

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don't know specifically. I haven't like
felt anything like with a specific one like

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person, yep, but there's definitely
been weird things like lights turning on or

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is opening, things like that.
We should say you that Alga his as

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it turns out, was this guy
who back in the forties and fifties or

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in the mccarthee era where they were
looking everywhere for communists in the government,

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Like he was the guy who worked
for the State Department. But it turned

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out, I think in the end
that he was actually working for the Russians.

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Richard Nixon exactly exposed him. And
that's how Nixon, you know,

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was you know, forced upon us. But but yeah, so that's weird

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that he had a connection to that
guy. He's a he's a notorious guy,

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you know, Alga his and then
three people wind up dead. This

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is an ipswich. Yes, and
it was it was their death was by

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cyanide. Interesting, I think a
bottle of gass friends next time. Cyanide

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is a bad way to go,
man. Jeez. Yeah. And was

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it saw was it unsolved? Was
a murder suicide type of thing? Yeah?

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I believe it was a murder suicide
situation. There's not a ton about

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it because I think that you know, those that own the property now,

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don't people talking about it because obviously
we're making happy memories there. But you

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know, I think it's kind of
fun. Actually, it's a selling point

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when we're when we're selling the property. To talk about that. It definitely

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is haunted. The last place that
I worked it was as well. Again,

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so the last place that I worked
was in Topsfield. It was called

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Willowedale Estate. And I don't know
if you're familiar with the Bradley Palmer State

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Park. It's a large state park. So the man who owned that mansion

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was named Bradley Palmer and this mansion
was his country estate and he died on

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the property and on this particular porch, and you could feel that, like

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you could definitely feel that people had
lots of interesting stories there and he was

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there because it was his favorite place
to be, and it makes sense that

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he's still there or something. See
once again, we're in like the Nostrie

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of Boston was settled, you know, like in the sixteen hundreds of seventeen

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hundreds. So and we go into
this. We talked about this all the

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time at one young in England.
There's a lot of haunted places there because

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it's old. Do you know what
I mean? If there's something of a

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Viking burial ground places, it's like
the longer you're you would get it's just

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selling point in some in some regards, I was going to ask Kelsey.

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Like in a restaurant I go to
once in a while, they have a

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plaque as you walk in about not
only how haunted it can be, but

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it's also it's a restaurant, it's
also a hotel. You can stay over

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night and they'll they'll look for you, just for you the special room where

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you can pretty much guarantee that you
will feel here or somehow experienced a haunting

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of some sort, typically a woman
who died mysteriously there. However, you

405
00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:40,119
hear her playing the piano. I
think you bring that up. But somebody

406
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,480
playing piano music, but yes,
and also a sailor. Look at some

407
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:48,039
old time sale. The town that
I'm talking about, in Lymington, England,

408
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:52,519
is very famous for smugglers. So
smugglers came and went. Some of

409
00:29:52,519 --> 00:29:56,480
them were killed in action, you
know, by other smugglers. And there's

410
00:29:56,519 --> 00:30:02,480
a smuggling guy speaking in the in
a window. Really yeah, yeah,

411
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,960
does that on the third floor of
this building is you know? Can I

412
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,200
ask them certain? But they have
it And I was going to ask Kelsey,

413
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,720
I was going to ask you.
We say it's a selling point for

414
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,759
soon to be married couples. Al
and I have we have a pitch is

415
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,599
about it or is it just kind
of yes, Yeah, they definitely they

416
00:30:25,599 --> 00:30:29,839
get excited about it and they're like, oh, I love that a person

417
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,039
that's going to book a historic property
is interested in the history of it,

418
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:40,279
why it was there, what it
was originally used for. And they like

419
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:45,079
that like these you know, whatever
people say it's haunted or there's energy there,

420
00:30:45,119 --> 00:30:51,720
they feel like it's it just adds
to their event. And you know

421
00:30:51,759 --> 00:30:56,359
this like storied past. They like
they like the history and you know,

422
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,920
all of that as a part of
the story for their wedding makes it special.

423
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:03,079
It makes that nextra special. But
we just had we just had this

424
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,680
total eclipse. I don't want to
time date the show, but we just

425
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:10,599
had a total eclipse and along big
pint of the United States and people were

426
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,599
driving, first of all, driving
thousands of miles. They were booking B

427
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,200
and B's and Vermont for like five
thousand bucks of the night. It's basically

428
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:22,480
a shock to get married at the
totality to get married when it's the darkest.

429
00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:26,720
Okay and al either Ala missus Al
explained that to me yesterday as we

430
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,680
were looking at the thing through splt
his glasses. What was it. You

431
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,119
would ask me, why would you
want to do that? And I happened

432
00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:37,279
to catch something on the news earlier
ahead that day, and it said people

433
00:31:38,119 --> 00:31:42,920
went out of the way to get
married during this because their concept was the

434
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:48,680
sun and the moon are two individual
things, and then they come together for

435
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,519
the eclipse and that's when they get
married, and then as they leave,

436
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:59,079
they leave is a single entity.
That's the concept interesting. I would also

437
00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:02,480
say that the end is tree as
a whole. You know, are constantly

438
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,599
searching for individuality. They want to
be like, oh, well, no

439
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,400
one's ever seen this At a wedding. People always say that's the next the

440
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,200
next big thing I have. I'm
like, I've seen it five times.

441
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:19,079
So like it that they think that
it's going to be a unique story that

442
00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:23,519
they can tell forever, right right
right. Yeah, So I've wanted to

443
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,920
I never got married again. I
want to jump out of an airplane with

444
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:32,400
with somebody and really with a parachute
and pre fallen by Tom Hetty and the

445
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:38,279
Hot Breakers with a parachute. No, we just got to bounce. I

446
00:32:38,359 --> 00:32:42,440
just want to ask Raven something because
she's a ghost expert. Okay, so

447
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,160
we've talked about this before many many
times. Right, why don't we hear

448
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:50,920
about like a condo that's like five
years old that's haunted. Do you know

449
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,759
what I mean? Why is really
not like unheard of? That is common,

450
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:59,119
it's just less common. It all
just depends on the energy that the

451
00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:05,359
building is holding. Age. It
is a factor, but it's it's less

452
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:08,200
of a factor than people like think, because you can absolutely if the energy

453
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:14,519
is bad and something terrible happened on
a property or in a home or wherever,

454
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,880
that negative energy will just stay there. The age doesn't matter at all.

455
00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:22,599
Sometimes people bring things into a place
that seems to have something attached to

456
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:28,079
Its very true, it's in the
property already holding guyst the movie, didn't

457
00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:36,240
they build that house on an Indian
But I visited a site in Pennsylvania where

458
00:33:36,279 --> 00:33:40,400
it was a huge cross that was
built over a mass burial due to a

459
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:46,160
plague, and there were strange things
that went on outside. But here's the

460
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:51,720
thing is that So does that mean
that maybe if there's a condo, Hanye

461
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:54,920
Rold condo that's haunted now for some
reason, maybe someone died violently in whatever,

462
00:33:55,319 --> 00:33:58,640
maybe in two hundred years it's going
to be really haunted you know what

463
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,759
I mean, that will be the
haunt the houses and two undid years.

464
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:05,359
Whatever. The question is is does
it stay in the house or is it

465
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,759
in the ground? Do you know
what I mean? It could be either,

466
00:34:07,159 --> 00:34:09,960
you know, because you always hear
when they build something over an Indian

467
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,280
burial ground, you think the surveyors
would warn them off because it's never a

468
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,800
good idea built somewhere else. Something's
going to happen to you, you know.

469
00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:20,239
So is it in the ground?
Yeah, do you know what I

470
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,800
mean? Right? I mean,
well, I know what you mean,

471
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,360
and I think the l's right.
I think it definitely could be both.

472
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:32,199
Obviously, you know, we're still
finding a lot of unfortunate burial sites,

473
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:38,239
mass mass graves that we just built
stuff right on top of. So hopefully

474
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:46,039
at this point in time that has
stopped. But who's to say. But

475
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:51,599
I know what you mean. I
mean, and it's it's similar to let's

476
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:55,639
take like the Pine Barrens in New
Jersey. That's a location that you know,

477
00:34:57,199 --> 00:35:01,880
uh, maybe isn't like classically Han
did, but there's strange occurrences.

478
00:35:02,119 --> 00:35:07,920
So I think it's I don't sound
like a real estate agent location, location,

479
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:15,440
location, It's just about like that
that area as a whole and and

480
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,000
what it what it holds, and
what's happened there. But I think it

481
00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:22,079
could be it could be indoors,
it could be outdoors. It's just in

482
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:25,400
the environment. Right. You just
watched this terrible movie that was about a

483
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:30,000
haunted pool, so like you know, that's definitely not outside of the realm

484
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:38,159
of possibility. To visit the Gettysburg
battlefield that night. And there were some

485
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:43,360
weird things that went on every time
I visited there. Yeah, we have.

486
00:35:43,519 --> 00:35:45,039
We had a guest a couple of
times, right, Mac is a

487
00:35:46,039 --> 00:35:52,199
does tours of the famous battlefields,
including Gettysburg and others. Yeah, and

488
00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:57,280
guaranteed if you're a visitor, you're
going to feel some energy. There's some

489
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,440
place to hike there a lot,
and there was some strain I would not

490
00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:04,360
do that. Things that went on. There's some videotapes on YouTube, okay.

491
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,679
And we and this guy, one
of the guys that we had on

492
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,679
who was a ghost hunter, went
to gettysburnk all the time and he just

493
00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:14,440
set up his camera on a road
and I think there's coln fields on each

494
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,679
side of it and left it on. That type of thing and then went

495
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:21,280
back and checked the footage and there
were pods fit where you just saw like

496
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,519
three or four people walking across this
road. You know, I guess obviously

497
00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:30,440
kind of you know in eighteen sixties
Cob, but it was it was a

498
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,960
loop. You kept seeing it over
and over. It was almost like a

499
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,559
Super eight movie on a loop.
You'd see it over and over and over

500
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:38,400
again. And he's saying, there's
no way this guy is faking this unless

501
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:43,480
it's just this elaborate hoax. And
it was very strange. And I remember

502
00:36:43,519 --> 00:36:46,440
we talked before they switching a long
time agoes like you know that that it's

503
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,519
almost like they're stuck in a loop. People. Not not the ghost who

504
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,800
comes and scares you on Halloween.
This is something that people seem like,

505
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:57,519
it's almost like leftover, kunt left
over, or they can't get out,

506
00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:00,159
or we're seeing a part of the
movie. Wish not supposed to know what

507
00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:06,239
I mean, switchy, hopefully down
on your mike. Switch here's this big

508
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:12,079
moments MICUs Mike is Mu's I was
I was having a coffee fit earlier,

509
00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:16,480
so I thought you guys wouldn't want
to hear that a coffee fit. Laf

510
00:37:16,559 --> 00:37:21,280
the coke. Go ahead, sorry, Mac. What you described is that

511
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,639
that's a residual haunting. That's kind
of like they're they're they're they're doing you

512
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:28,519
know, what they were doing in
life, and it like kind of hasn't

513
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,199
caught up, you know, and
it's it's been how many years at this

514
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:37,280
point, you know, and it
it's just it's rough. It's sad,

515
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,159
but we can't understand it. We
can't understand it. But you know,

516
00:37:40,199 --> 00:37:44,239
people see it happening, you know, people see it happening. So Kelsey,

517
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,920
listen, let me just get back
to you for a secon so you

518
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,320
yourself, have you ever you haven't
felt the cold breath on your shoulder,

519
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,880
the so on and so for with
at this place? No, I definitely

520
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,639
have, but not at this place
yet. I I think I told you.

521
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,559
I went to Governor Dummer Academy,
which is in Byfield, and it

522
00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:07,360
was founded in seventeen sixty three,
so it's the oldest boarding school in the

523
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:13,599
country and the buildings there are very
old. There are some newer ones,

524
00:38:13,599 --> 00:38:17,079
but like obviously, things have been
happening there for quite some time since we

525
00:38:17,199 --> 00:38:23,639
were before country, before country,
and there were our dorms were very haunted.

526
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:28,440
I felt things several times. My
friends and I we were like if

527
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,159
you woke up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom,

528
00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:31,880
like you were scared to go to
the bathroom in case you would see something

529
00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:40,199
or feel something. And it was
that. That's probably the realist experiences that

530
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,920
I've had, I think, And
I don't know if like maybe because I

531
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:50,719
was younger, like my mind was
open to it more, yes, but

532
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,760
it was definitely like I remember,
I like felt or saw something and it

533
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:58,400
was like an older man. And
I remember my friend like I never told

534
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,480
her that, but she like described
the same thing. So we we definitely,

535
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,119
you know this this one dorm in
particular, we we all had some

536
00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:10,119
pretty interesting experiences there. Listen,
this old demand take a good look at

537
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:15,840
one one any reason, because he's
been around. So let me ask this.

538
00:39:16,079 --> 00:39:19,400
You pulled the pian out of the
hand grenad here by saying you went

539
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,519
to the governor dumber Academy. I
just wanted to We have listeners around the

540
00:39:22,519 --> 00:39:24,719
world, as when I said,
this place is a beautiful place, is

541
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:31,239
it inn Ipswich noel, very very
kind of excuse me, buyfield and and

542
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:36,039
and it's the oldest boarding school in
the United States. So they don't let

543
00:39:36,159 --> 00:39:38,119
anyone in, just anyone. So, Kelsey, how did you wind up

544
00:39:38,119 --> 00:39:43,760
going there? Tell us please.
So I grew up in Wakefield, Massachusetts,

545
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,840
so that's a little bit closer to
Boston, in the south of Buyfield.

546
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:52,960
And uh, really, my oldest
sister was very gifted academically, and

547
00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:57,840
so the public school and Wakefield really
couldn't do anything for her, Like,

548
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,719
she was already doing high school level
work when she was in middle school.

549
00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:05,760
So my parents ended up but like
just doing research, and they ended up

550
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:10,840
sending her to Phillips Academy in Andover. Yes, and then my middle sister

551
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,360
ended up going to Governor Dummer and
I went to Governor Dummer as well.

552
00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:19,280
Basically, my parents like instead of
having you know, fancy cars or a

553
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,639
second home, they put all of
their you know, extra money into us

554
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,840
going to these like great schools.
We were able to get a lot of

555
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:31,559
financial aid and I am very grateful
for the experience. It was very unique.

556
00:40:31,599 --> 00:40:35,639
It's not a normal high school experience. You don't get to do a

557
00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:37,679
lot of the things that regular kids
get to do, but you get all

558
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:42,800
these other experiences that they don't necessarily
get it's definitely an I got to live

559
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,480
with all my friends during high school, so that was pretty cool. Yes,

560
00:40:45,559 --> 00:40:47,480
it's like college but high school.
It's definitely a beautiful location, no

561
00:40:47,559 --> 00:40:51,119
doubt about it. And it's called
Governan Dummins. But then they had a

562
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,039
vote to take the Domins out of
it after the Dummer and Dahma came out

563
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,199
and they voted none, let's keep
the name. But they changed it anyway,

564
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,559
so now it's the Governor's Academy,
right correct, Yes, yes,

565
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:08,480
So Governor Dummer was a was a
governor of Massachusetts and it was his land

566
00:41:08,679 --> 00:41:15,280
and he like bequeathed the land to
form a school for boys at that time

567
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,599
to go to university to go to
Harvard. So you know, everybody in

568
00:41:20,639 --> 00:41:24,159
the region sent their kids there and
then they would go to Harvard for university.

569
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,760
Okay, And so they changed it
because they wanted a more of like

570
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,599
a national reach, so it was
like really a branding move, and ultimately

571
00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:35,719
I don't think it really matters.
But like you know, I went to

572
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,719
Governor Dummer and then it changed like
two years after me, and we all

573
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,519
like protested it and whatever. But
it's I just think because of the history

574
00:41:43,519 --> 00:41:47,039
of it, it was kind of
dumb. No upon intended to change it.

575
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:51,840
But you know, I still call
it Governor Dummer. I'll tell you.

576
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,360
It's a beautiful place. And there's
a Exeter Academy. Is Academy is

577
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,480
right up the street from us is
another one filled academy in this area.

578
00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:01,800
There's these very private schools. If
you're really rich. Abraham Lincoln's son went

579
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:06,440
to Exeter Academy. If you're really
up there, you would go to these

580
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,960
academies you don't like you say,
you know, then they would go to

581
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:13,920
hobbin up the world from there,
right, That's that's the plan. The

582
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,119
guy that founded Phillips Academy and over
and Exeter went to Governor Dummer. Really

583
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:21,480
yeah, really, he's so,
why don't we do this now that we're

584
00:42:21,559 --> 00:42:24,159
all Brown didn't tell me that.
And Dan Brown, Dan Brown is one

585
00:42:24,199 --> 00:42:28,920
one's very best friend. He's BFF. It's right, why don't we take

586
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,159
a when we interviewed him, yes, sign my book. Did he send

587
00:42:32,159 --> 00:42:35,760
me an email once in a while, but didn't invite me to the meet

588
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,360
and greet when like one of his
another one of his books became a movie

589
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,519
and there's gonna be a big meet
and greet in Portsmouth. I got a

590
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,360
call from the school, yes,
and I thought it would take it up

591
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,559
in time. And when I went
to call back, I just get the

592
00:42:49,559 --> 00:42:52,559
switchboard and I said, somebody there
calling for me. The other person I

593
00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:57,679
know there is Dan Brown. Okay, yes, Dan Brown, right one,

594
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,519
whiz in at the time, Whiz
one one at the big listen I

595
00:43:00,599 --> 00:43:04,119
have. I'm sorry you have to
end to interrupt you because Raven is breaking

596
00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:07,840
the rules of the show. Oh
I see a cat? Is there a

597
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:15,199
cat there? Oh? Was that
just a baby? The disgusting little animals.

598
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,320
Oh, they eat mice. That's
the one that's in heat. Is

599
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:24,000
that the one that you take that
bikini off. That's not proper, that's

600
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:29,840
inappropriate. Everyone knows you. Oh
my god. Wow, why don't we

601
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,599
take a break down because we really
need it. You're listening to Macalone's now

602
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:37,000
show here on the Distant Thunder Radio
Network. The entire gang is here.

603
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:43,280
Please stay tuned. My dad,
he's a double amputee and yeah, with

604
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,360
one of my favorite people in the
world. To be a hero is someone

605
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,480
who fights for a country and for
you. My dad is a hero.

606
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:53,800
I sure troops built his house,
and my dad can get through the wide

607
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610
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back, and we went to Mackloney's
built track staw show here on the Distant

611
00:44:37,559 --> 00:44:40,519
Thunder Radio Network. This is mclauney. I can't begin to describe the kind

612
00:44:40,519 --> 00:44:44,320
of show we have for you tonight, but girls, don't worry. He's

613
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,960
here, very famous one one across
the Pottlewani. Hello everybody, Hello girls,

614
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:51,880
Hello everybody and all ships at sea, welcome back to the show.

615
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,400
I'm glad. It's a fun ride. It always is so far, okay,

616
00:44:55,519 --> 00:44:59,119
since that it's the roller coaster.
Well, sometimes the train goes off

617
00:44:59,159 --> 00:45:00,480
the track the time. It's like
the Revere Beach roller coast. Right,

618
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:04,119
you never know what's going to happen. Sometimes it comes down with a sudden

619
00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:07,760
a bang and a crash down and
then they put a sign up saying closed

620
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:14,960
again. We killed four origin anyway. Anyway, also with us. The

621
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,880
Revere Beach environment was one of my
favorites growing up. Really that explains a

622
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:27,119
lot actually, Okay, yes,
all right, Kelly's Kelly's Kelly's Ashes,

623
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,920
Russian pizza. I don't remember that
name, Russian pizza, Okay, anyway,

624
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:37,480
now I'm Russian. That was Italian
pizza also with us. Well,

625
00:45:37,519 --> 00:45:38,639
when don't we go right to him? Switch is gonna be mad. But

626
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:43,000
that voice you just heard was security
chief Willie Club Willie, do you see

627
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,159
wow? I found a way to
move up on the ranks. Well,

628
00:45:46,639 --> 00:45:51,960
oh, he just he just dropped
out. As it turns out, he's

629
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,920
gone. So listen to that.
I'm doing good. You know, I

630
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,400
told you previously did you go down
to the Did you go down to Revere

631
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,960
Beach? A lot? You and
the speedo so on? Well, we

632
00:46:01,119 --> 00:46:07,039
used to. We used to drive
down there and park outside the Cyclone which

633
00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:13,239
was the roller coaster, and used
to meet all the young ladies and a

634
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,400
great, great place to meet.
Oh, it's wonderful. That's right from

635
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:22,079
East Boston, Revere Me. I
knew more people from here in East Parsons

636
00:46:22,079 --> 00:46:24,199
than they did for my own city. I believe that. Once again,

637
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:29,199
not show so he's back. Look
at him. He's pouting already, and

638
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:35,719
he moved his rug. It's it's
three inches to as I'm around National correspondent

639
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:40,920
down there in it's the National car
spoting with that the West Virginia switch place,

640
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:45,360
Steve Wood switchy, Okay, you're
okay here? You know when when

641
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,239
one one talks about all ships at
sea, Yes, I think mine might

642
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,920
be stuck in the Sargasso see right
now? Okay, all right, all

643
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,280
right, it's the guy that's very
specific that a lot of eels come from

644
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,760
there. Right now? What's your
background there? Looks like is that a

645
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,440
cat going insane and about to eat? That is Audrey to from the Little

646
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:08,000
Shop of Horrors, remember in the
Eclipse? Yes, okay, yeah,

647
00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:13,400
I guess okay, all right,
good yeah, also with us, if

648
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,000
you don't mind me moving on?
Switchy okay, are you mad? Now

649
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:19,400
that the club cut a little top. I thought we could spend another five

650
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,119
or ten minutes just chatting before you
go on to anybody else. Well,

651
00:47:22,199 --> 00:47:27,079
let me introduce everyone one thing in
the ego problem with the audience otherwise,

652
00:47:27,159 --> 00:47:30,320
right, you know, chatting with
you, it's always coming on flee switch

653
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,000
first, What was that what was
that noise? Is that a bad speaker?

654
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:36,199
You might have a bad speaker also
with us, or a tweeter or

655
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,719
something. Once again, by the
time we get the intros over the show,

656
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:44,880
we also with us in the studio. Currently searching the web has always

657
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:50,159
twenty four hours a day for pornography? Is our getaway driver, Sny King

658
00:47:50,199 --> 00:47:52,559
of the Bees. Oh, you're
a full mechanical right now though, Hell,

659
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:59,079
Mac, you know, no,
not not porn. I'm on Facebook.

660
00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:01,280
How bad could it be? I'm
on marketplace. I'm looking for stuff.

661
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,920
You know what kind of stuff you're
looking for? Well, you know,

662
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,239
uh, toys, pors stuff.
You're an adult, you know,

663
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:14,280
porschou stuff, stupid stuff, stained
glass windows, you know, stuff like

664
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,679
that. What's adult toys mean?
Is that a pout of the Porsche Let's

665
00:48:16,679 --> 00:48:20,960
move on course is an adult toy? If you that's true that way?

666
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:25,840
Also with us is a favorite good
witch up there and sideways and your hopefully

667
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,719
she's still here. Raven is with
us? Raven? How are you?

668
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,320
Hi? My friends? I'm doing
great things for having me. It's going

669
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,039
to take a couple of more than
a couple of coaches to get over this,

670
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:42,159
right, correct, we're doing we're
doing good. Where's the cat?

671
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,119
Did you put her out? Why
don't you just you have a cat and

672
00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:45,159
heat? Why don't you just put
her out? And you know, sands,

673
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:50,320
I scratchy it big problem there,
No, absolutely no, she ran

674
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,760
away. You scared her. Oh, now you're playing it on me.

675
00:48:53,920 --> 00:49:00,440
Had I had a cat that was
here we go before we had a fixed.

676
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,280
She went in the heat a couple
of times. And I'll tell you

677
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:06,159
what, living in a house with
a cat in heat, Oh my god,

678
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,000
you don't want to do it.
Then the howling and the noise.

679
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:13,480
Is any clean up involved in me? No? No, that's what the

680
00:49:13,519 --> 00:49:16,679
thing was. She put her in
the bathroom closer though. She wouldn't tolerate

681
00:49:16,679 --> 00:49:19,800
that anyway. I had a great
Dane at the time, and she would

682
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,920
go over and kind of make overtures
to the great Dane and he was like,

683
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:27,159
wow, excuse me, that's after
a six pack. Didn't know what

684
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:30,079
to do. They get on a
dating app. The poor guy. He

685
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:34,760
didn't know what was going on.
But she was pretty persistent. Okay,

686
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:38,920
well, got her right to the
vet and likely care of really. Yeah,

687
00:49:39,119 --> 00:49:43,400
luckily we have a doctor in the
house. Doctor Bob gross out there.

688
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:49,800
Now you know your dogs and cats. I know why it's good to

689
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,159
have you one, doctor Bob,
how are you okay? Well? Hello

690
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,320
Mac, Hello gang, thank you
for having me. It's been a wild

691
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:00,400
ride tonight. Is that god dog
boxing? Doctor? Is that talking about?

692
00:50:01,079 --> 00:50:07,440
Also with us? So I'm sorry. Our guess is very good.

693
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:13,480
Friend Kelsey, Yeah, I'm sorry, all right. And then she has

694
00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:20,199
she has a friend from the stopping
Gelly. She works in a she's an

695
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,920
event planet that works and it currently
works in a house in Ipswich that is

696
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,159
haunted. It sounds like I'm hearing
politiceist. Now Kelsey, how are you?

697
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,199
Kelsey? Right at the bar?
Right? Yeah, I'm good.

698
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:35,719
I stepped away from the bar because
the bar is a little noisy, but

699
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,440
I can hear them. And it's
cribbage night here, so lots going on.

700
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:45,039
That's what they always get, a
wild drunk playing cribbage. So in

701
00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:47,519
a long time. That's good.
So stopping Gilly on one of the streets

702
00:50:47,519 --> 00:50:51,039
and now we put our favorite place
has a lot of really good seafood,

703
00:50:51,199 --> 00:50:55,039
actually good hamburgers and outstanding steak sub
as it turns out, and just a

704
00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:59,159
nice, comfortable, non pretentious place
and that's where we like going there,

705
00:50:59,199 --> 00:51:02,280
right, Kelsey, the best French
onion soup I've ever had in my entire

706
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:07,119
life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Good French fries too.

707
00:51:07,159 --> 00:51:08,760
They have this special kind of French
rise. I bought like two wads

708
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,960
of my frozen so good. I
hate like ten at the time. You

709
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,679
know, really good stabbing Galli way
to Street and now, Kelsey, real

710
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:22,599
quick, you besides working in the
facility that we were speaking about, you

711
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,639
have your own business. Yeah,
because I went on your website and I

712
00:51:25,679 --> 00:51:29,280
looked and checked it out and it
looks very interesting. I don't know if

713
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:34,480
you want to mention that or you'd
rather not stalk er No, I know.

714
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,519
I mean basically, I've been working
in the wedding industry for almost a

715
00:51:38,559 --> 00:51:44,079
decade and I plan all sorts of
events, but mostly weddings because you know,

716
00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:47,880
let's be honest, that's where the
money is and that's the biggest investment

717
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:52,039
that people will make outside of buying
a home. Right most of the time.

718
00:51:52,079 --> 00:51:55,639
Even though I am myself not married
and I'm not sure if I would

719
00:51:55,679 --> 00:52:02,360
even want wedding they're crazy, but
I really like what I do. I'm

720
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:07,800
i have ADHD. So I think
the like bouncing around being able to solve

721
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:15,519
problems and things has been very well
suited to me. And I just am

722
00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:19,320
very you know that, Like you
were talking about, the north Shore is

723
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,320
a very insular community, and I'm
you know, I have a lot of

724
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:30,119
great vendor partners that I work with, and I feel super lucky to work

725
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,960
in this beautiful area that people like. It's a destination for people to come

726
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,880
back. Yeah. So yeah,
if people aren't engaged, give me a

727
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:42,760
call. It really is. I
mean, for all the traffic and stuff

728
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,920
we have to put up with tourists
and stuff, it's a beautiful location.

729
00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:49,440
I mean, spring, summer,
and fall is incredible. In the marshall

730
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,880
of blast Day and lately the winter
ring dead bat either but you can get

731
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,320
hit winters. So I'm going to
ask you one question. We have to

732
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,920
go back to Switchy for a second, then we have the top ten.

733
00:52:58,039 --> 00:53:00,920
So, so the place you work
in now now is haunted. The place

734
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:07,199
you worked in before was also haunted. Right, my high school's haunted.

735
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:15,000
Yes, I'm very it's so people
have I think I'm very like I've always

736
00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:19,280
wanted to like explore sort of more
of the that side of things. But

737
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:24,480
I've always really kind of had a
lot of intuition, and I want to

738
00:53:24,519 --> 00:53:29,559
call it like psychic abilities. I
don't know exactly what they are, and

739
00:53:29,639 --> 00:53:32,280
I do think I'm more sensitive than
most people that can like pick up on

740
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:37,239
these things. With me, you're
in tune with it. It's something that,

741
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,199
yes, it makes sense, you
think it's something that's that. Do

742
00:53:39,199 --> 00:53:43,519
you ever have the feeling that something
that's following you around? Because Governor dumb

743
00:53:43,639 --> 00:53:45,360
was haunted, this last place was
haunted. Now where you work, it's

744
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:50,199
not that are there's certain people about
this in the show all the time.

745
00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:52,880
Now, there's certain people who can
see it, sense it, feel it,

746
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:59,440
and then there's moobs like us that
can't. I know, I just

747
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,320
think some people look and feeling some
people can't. I mean, something could

748
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:07,559
be falling me, for sure,
But I happened to live in a super

749
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:15,119
like old place where you know a
lot has happened, and I don't know.

750
00:54:15,159 --> 00:54:19,760
And I think that if you're not
open to seeing it, you're less

751
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,800
likely to see your feel anything.
But I worked with people at the last

752
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,360
place that had been there for ten
years and never they had never felt a

753
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:30,599
thing, So I you know,
but then other people had. So I

754
00:54:30,639 --> 00:54:36,800
think that some people just don't have
that sort of ability, perspective ability,

755
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:40,760
or they're not in tune with that, like whatever, is it like a

756
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:45,159
dimension? Is it a you know, an aspect of We don't know.

757
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,880
That's the thing. We don't know. That would be me. And part

758
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:52,559
of the reason is I have about
three layers of aluminum foil under my clothing.

759
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,239
Really, you don't have to wear
it on top of your head,

760
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:59,840
but under your clothing works for we'll
switch. Not that you've not that you've

761
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,719
interrupted. Let's go to you,
okay, because let's go to what you

762
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:07,480
had for breakfast this morning. Okay, Sorry, Kelsey. We do this

763
00:55:07,519 --> 00:55:09,000
every week, believe it or not. I love it. I believe that

764
00:55:09,199 --> 00:55:12,519
the most popular part of the show, as it turns out, So switch.

765
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,079
You were taunting me today. Earlier
you were sending me pictures of what

766
00:55:16,119 --> 00:55:21,400
you call country meat with gravy,
which is disgusting. I wasn't taunting you.

767
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,679
I was simply reporting if I'm sitting
there eating unsolved and unsweetened apple sauce,

768
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:30,199
you know, with baby spoons,
you're taunting me. So so,

769
00:55:30,519 --> 00:55:32,639
as I asked this before so on
the menu, does it actually say like

770
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,960
country meat in quotes it says country
fried steak okay, steak Okay, that's

771
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,559
fine, then it's steak ish.
At least they didn't tell you what the

772
00:55:42,599 --> 00:55:45,079
steak came out of. Well,
yeah, any kind of meat could be

773
00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:47,880
a steak. That's true. Came
out of the country. That's all you

774
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:52,480
need to do, right, well, already without roadkill or the fresh kill

775
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:55,400
or anything. Actually cook it.
So it looked good, okay, more

776
00:55:55,480 --> 00:56:00,199
or less en coded with stuff so
and hash, browns right and grave and

777
00:56:00,199 --> 00:56:05,239
so on, correct sounds, eggs
over easy, hoo does and they piled

778
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,639
it all on top. I did, didn't need any bread, and so

779
00:56:07,039 --> 00:56:09,400
that's that's what I had. It
was pretty good. Who does hoo does

780
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,679
hootas? What is it? Tutor? This is Bob Evans. Bobvans.

781
00:56:13,679 --> 00:56:16,000
Bob Evans. He went and went
across the border when I went, specially

782
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:21,880
into another state on the zone west
by god Virginia to the Buckeye State,

783
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,480
you know, acting like you know
I was should be there. Yes,

784
00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:29,239
really you have to act in here
the place. They don't realize what you're

785
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,280
where you're from, right, And
I cover up my West Virginia license plate,

786
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:37,400
and you know and act like an
Ohioan and nobody says anything, but

787
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,119
you're from Michigan. So okay.
So finally, so how much did that

788
00:56:39,159 --> 00:56:44,639
cost? So Bob Evans is different? Tip wise, it was about fourteen

789
00:56:44,679 --> 00:56:50,199
bucks fourteen eighty or cent. So
you left twenty correct? I left six?

790
00:56:50,559 --> 00:56:52,360
Oh tip? Yeah that's right.
Yeah, that's right, fourteen and

791
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:57,559
six, you know, sixteen and
yeah, well sixteen and forty sixteen and

792
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,679
what fourteen and six is twenty bucks? Yeah that's good. Okay, switch

793
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,199
grass, I've taught you. I
have something to say. Very quickly.

794
00:57:05,199 --> 00:57:09,519
I sent an image earlier of our
smiling faces to Susie Bastiele the puck Wedgi

795
00:57:09,599 --> 00:57:14,880
whisperer. Okay, she said to
say, hi everybody really yeah, okay,

796
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:20,000
all right, we say hi,
all right, right if you're know

797
00:57:20,039 --> 00:57:23,360
it is the pud what is it? The Pudgdgie expert? Okay, all

798
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:27,440
right, sounds filthy, but then
the kids would wow wow, okay,

799
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,400
So listen, why don't we do
this because we're doing it at backwards tonight

800
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:34,079
for some reason, we don't know
why, but we have a top ten

801
00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:37,800
tonight. Kelsey can you. Uh
have you heard of this? We used

802
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,159
to do top tens with David all
the time. Do you know that?

803
00:57:39,559 --> 00:57:44,440
No? No, I asked David
for tips and tricks on this whole experience,

804
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,119
and here gave me nothing. Okay, we've intentionally kept him in the

805
00:57:47,199 --> 00:57:52,280
die because it turns out. Look, so here's the top ten, Raven?

806
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,360
You have it? Right? Do
you have it at the beginning of

807
00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:00,880
the show. But let me see
if I can remember it. Ten reasons

808
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:05,320
why one one missed the eclipse?
Is that it? That is it?

809
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,800
Okay? All right? Okay?
When don't we stop the music now?

810
00:58:08,079 --> 00:58:13,320
Please Raven? Number ten? Please
number ten? It's always so freaking cloudy

811
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,159
in England. How would he know
the difference? I do know the difference,

812
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:20,920
right, that is? It's a
big true right all right? Number

813
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:28,360
nine he was in his basement separating
the fish from the chips inside. Okay,

814
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:34,599
next eight? Please eight? Is
In ancient times the druid sacrificed hedgehogs

815
00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:39,039
during eclipses, but he couldn't find
his hood. You know what I was

816
00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:45,119
thinking about the hedgehogs, and a
friend of mine sent me some very good

817
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:51,440
photos of hedgehog poop in his car, Yes, you do identify it,

818
00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:55,199
or says yes, that's Winston.
Winston you can tell yes, this is

819
00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:59,400
in your garden and he made it
through the win used to live next door

820
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,760
to the guy. Okay, good, that's funny. Wow, we get

821
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:06,280
to eight by ten glosses of that? Really, Yes, it is something

822
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,039
in England? Who drop what he
sent me? His jop is to go

823
00:59:09,119 --> 00:59:13,800
through and send pictures of hedgehog poop, and like they say, there's not

824
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:19,400
enough action in England. Next please, right. Number seven, he was

825
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:28,119
shampooing Lily James's corkies at the time. Oh wow, I thought that was

826
00:59:28,119 --> 00:59:35,679
the big one. Next please,
Oh well number six club told him it

827
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:45,360
only happened at night. Once again, glasses, next please, Number five.

828
00:59:45,639 --> 00:59:52,719
Everyone was talking about a Pink Floyd
song. Oh my god, this

829
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:58,880
is all the time, which comfortably
Number one, that the viewing thing with

830
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:05,559
a cereal box. I didn't tell
me to cut out a big hole in

831
01:00:05,599 --> 01:00:08,320
the cereal box, all right,
this thing over my head that that was

832
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:12,159
not the way. It didn't worry. Hey, Kelsey is still there.

833
01:00:13,079 --> 01:00:15,679
Yes, I get to tell you. It's usually a lot more funnier than

834
01:00:15,679 --> 01:00:22,800
this. So he says, when
just an off night. Next please raven

835
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:29,880
mm number four, he was reading
the new macloney book, how to dump

836
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,679
a body It see You and not
get caught on sale everywhere. Okay,

837
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,840
now let's getting to it like the
fifth time. Next please right. Number

838
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:43,880
three He was once a bouncer for
an S and M club called Eclipse,

839
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:49,079
and the painful memories remained. I
don't know where that came from, mommie.

840
01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:55,800
Sorry, next please right? Number
two he was doing deep research and

841
01:00:57,159 --> 01:01:00,440
like the pro he is, was
too busy preparing for the show. There

842
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,679
he is. Okay, all right, we clapped you very deep. That's

843
01:01:02,719 --> 01:01:07,079
exactly true. That's also expensive to
put that in. Next, so are

844
01:01:07,079 --> 01:01:09,119
we done? The number one?
Please for a number one? This is

845
01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:16,920
the number one reason JJ missed the
Eclipse. It was those twinkies. We've

846
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:21,440
drained that drunk. Yeah, me
spending all night searching for twinkies, right,

847
01:01:21,519 --> 01:01:24,320
so being able to order any You
have no idea for us to send

848
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:28,719
you the kind of twinkies that you
want, which was was a box of

849
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:35,840
that. It'd be a lot and
would probably be arrested for sending food to

850
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,840
the mail, right, can you
can? You will? Cobra sent me

851
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:47,440
four family packs of Boreal Cookies.
Okay, around Halloween there was the regulars,

852
01:01:47,559 --> 01:01:51,880
the double stuff. There was megas
stuff. He sent me family pack

853
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:57,800
that's heavy and of itself. Uh
special Halloween, but that was you know,

854
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,800
pumpkin flavor. Sure, yeah,
the Areo Brothers, my Orio brothers,

855
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:06,599
Oreos four family packs. They waited
a time and I got the box.

856
01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:08,519
I'm going, Holy moly, what's
in here? I didn't know what

857
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:12,280
was in it. He was doing
that. I've been eighty seven bucks in

858
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:19,960
postal fees, right, eighty seven
eighty seven dollars. He's seven dollars for

859
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:22,960
five bucks of Twinkie. You must
really like you something really good, some

860
01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:30,199
expensive Oreosnia buds. The vanilla Oreoles
are the best. I'm sorry that they

861
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,599
the oreos here suck? Who said
no? Those are the British ones.

862
01:02:32,639 --> 01:02:36,079
Come on, they've lost, like
the Roast six ones. There you go,

863
01:02:36,119 --> 01:02:37,440
there you go club. That's my
heroin there. There's my spack right

864
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:42,480
there, those vanilla Oreoles. Unbelieve
I'm a big fan of the Golden Ones

865
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,360
Club, but I do like there's
so many varieties now it's insane. That's

866
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:52,079
nuts anyway, talking about nuts.
So I think what we can do is

867
01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:59,599
go to maybe I should do two
things and the other time keep on much

868
01:03:00,119 --> 01:03:02,280
so much sense tap dancing to me, I think, well, we were

869
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:07,000
at six, we were seventeen,
and we started at fifty seven. Already

870
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:13,519
too complicated. Seventies all right,
I have two. So we were we

871
01:03:13,519 --> 01:03:16,159
were a little over an hour.
Okay, really okay, So let me

872
01:03:16,239 --> 01:03:20,440
just tell two quick stories because I
know we might have to, you know,

873
01:03:20,559 --> 01:03:23,599
fill up the show tonight. Out
of the little two funny stories to

874
01:03:23,679 --> 01:03:30,480
me came you know, through that
Microsoft newslead. Now they know what you

875
01:03:30,079 --> 01:03:34,199
click on is what they keep feeding
to you. You know what I mean.

876
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,159
Click on one Rolling Stone story and
you'll see every Rolling Stone story you

877
01:03:37,199 --> 01:03:42,119
know, for the next month.
So one of them was a story about

878
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,519
caught my attention. So in nineteen
eighty one, get this, this is

879
01:03:45,519 --> 01:03:50,320
how things can get screwed up.
And we can also justify the military in

880
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:55,639
the title of the show. So
the Russian Pacific Coast, all the top

881
01:03:55,719 --> 01:04:01,519
admirals there were twenty two of them, flew to Leningrad for an annual meeting

882
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,880
you know, with Putin or whatever
who is running things at the time.

883
01:04:06,559 --> 01:04:11,760
And because the Pacific Fleet. These
twenty two admirals had done such a good

884
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:15,440
job for the Russian Navy, and
you can imagine that they were heat praised,

885
01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:17,519
they were given money and so on
and so forth. That's how it

886
01:04:17,599 --> 01:04:20,760
happens in Russia, right. So, But as it turns out, in

887
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:24,840
Russia, you can have all the
money you want, but there's only certain

888
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,880
things that certain people can buy.
Okay, and if you're not in the

889
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,679
top level, you know, you
can have all the money you want,

890
01:04:30,679 --> 01:04:32,000
but you're not going to get like
the best Hamburg or whatever. That's just

891
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,920
how it is over there. But
these admirals, all of a sudden the

892
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:39,440
door is open for them, and
they've come from the Pacific with all this

893
01:04:39,559 --> 01:04:42,920
money and they're going to spend it
in Leningrad. So the meeting is over

894
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:45,599
the other golden Boys, and they
just go on the spending spree and they

895
01:04:45,639 --> 01:04:51,400
buy sausages, cheese, all this
stuff they can't get on the Pacific.

896
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:55,519
Right if you can believe it,
they overloaded the plane. The plane took

897
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:59,519
off. Four seconds later it turns
over boom prashus So, okay, kills

898
01:04:59,559 --> 01:05:01,719
them all, kills them all,
Okay, twenty two of them. What

899
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,440
happened to the food didn't get cooked
for everything cooked. In World War two

900
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:10,480
there was four admirals killed, and
this one day because they overloaded the plane.

901
01:05:11,239 --> 01:05:13,960
Twenty two of them went down,
and at first the Russians south.

902
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,039
The Americans did it. Okay,
they didn't have to do it. The

903
01:05:16,119 --> 01:05:21,280
other thing I read too, Wow, Agent X sent this to me,

904
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:28,039
so only club might remember this,
the battle between the Saxons and the Normans.

905
01:05:28,079 --> 01:05:31,840
Does anyone remember this back in the
you know, ten sixteen years Yeah,

906
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,719
the days it is like a big, big battle in history is where

907
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:40,000
the Normans took over England and so
on and so forth. Okay, So

908
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,920
the two armies run on the field
in Hastings, which is in in London

909
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:48,519
someplace, you know, tens of
thousands of people on each side. The

910
01:05:48,559 --> 01:05:54,199
Saxons are the English, the Normans
of the French, the French of the

911
01:05:54,199 --> 01:05:58,320
Inveders. There they are now,
so no one wants to move. The

912
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,880
Saxons have the high ground, the
Normans had the you know, spread out.

913
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,639
No one wants to move, no
one wants to attack. So the

914
01:06:03,639 --> 01:06:12,320
Normans sent a a guy playing a
fiddler out into Norman's land and he's fiddling.

915
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:15,280
He's fiddling, and then I'm like, what's this freaking guy doing?

916
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,519
He's you know, and they going, what's going on here? You know?

917
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:19,000
And he pissed them off so much. Then he threw a spear at

918
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:23,159
them, so the Sax said that's
it. They charged the Normans, and

919
01:06:23,199 --> 01:06:29,639
the Normans wipe them out because this
guy fiddling. Anyway, is there a

920
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,920
moral to this, like a punchline? No, it's like a fiddler on

921
01:06:33,039 --> 01:06:36,679
the roof and the front. This
is def Con five. Yeah, yeah,

922
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:44,320
we can leave an hour to kill. We got around and yeah,

923
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,559
yeah, I think it's funny.
They just said he was annoying them so

924
01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:49,639
much. They said let's chardge them, and that was it. And that's

925
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:54,079
why England is the way it is
now. Well in bread, well in

926
01:06:54,199 --> 01:06:56,280
bread. Well, Hey, Raven, listen, I have to tell this,

927
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:59,039
okay real quick. You made a
comment a couple of weeks ago and

928
01:06:59,039 --> 01:07:01,079
I didn't get it until I was
listening back on the show. But you're

929
01:07:01,079 --> 01:07:05,519
talking about Prince Andrew and all those
people, and you say they must be

930
01:07:05,519 --> 01:07:13,159
in the sandwich because they're in bread. Is that nice? Yeah? Anyway,

931
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,480
I got another one if you want
it, please please I don't know

932
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:23,400
if I said this, but why
you can get it is best keep it

933
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,880
in the family. Wait, okay, stop it right there. It is

934
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:31,920
a new Prince Andrew bio. Pickup
you send me the link, yes,

935
01:07:32,079 --> 01:07:38,239
okay, yeah, they pull upot
his interview with that woman, which is

936
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,800
like the worst thing has ever happened, the BBC interview where he sits down

937
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,719
he thinks he's gonna snow everybody.
And Julian Anderson played the woman right yet

938
01:07:45,719 --> 01:07:49,039
in the movie. Yeah, yeah, what's his name? Rufus suoe?

939
01:07:49,159 --> 01:07:56,400
Sure? Who's everywhere? The guy
is everywhere? Prince Andrew. Yeah,

940
01:07:56,639 --> 01:07:59,880
see, he's just a weird guy, man. I mean, you know,

941
01:08:00,039 --> 01:08:01,159
if he wasn't, if he wasn't
in the royal family, he'd be

942
01:08:01,199 --> 01:08:04,000
in jail or something. You know, he's hanging around with Epstein. He's

943
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,800
doing this. So you got the
Teddy Bears, you know, make you

944
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:13,400
know, really best of a good
situation, I guess, just go under

945
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,920
the radar, man, especially even
the Teddy Bear you don't have to.

946
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:19,359
Well, well you can't over there. They track her every move. That's

947
01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:23,760
the thing, you know, that's
the downside. So Kelsey, listen,

948
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:28,359
when you asked David to please get
you a drink on us. Yeah,

949
01:08:29,079 --> 01:08:36,119
I told him to put it on
you. Okay, all right, all

950
01:08:36,159 --> 01:08:41,319
right, yeah, okay, so
Switch, I'm sorry, We're going to

951
01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:44,359
trend to you to stay, come
settle your tabling. Yes, oh yeah,

952
01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:47,439
yeah yeah, please keep two seats
for us, play some cribbage while

953
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:54,079
we're there. If you leave,
sorry because the kitchen closes at what time?

954
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,319
Nine? But if we call him? Yeah? Right, okay,

955
01:08:57,319 --> 01:09:00,399
all right, so when do we
move on? Switchies, Dave, I

956
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:01,880
switched. I don't say this too
often, but can you save us?

957
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:05,479
You have a report, correct,
Switch, I have a report, but

958
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:11,199
this one is so far off the
edge, correct that I'm going to apologize

959
01:09:11,199 --> 01:09:14,000
for this upfront. Well, let
me put your bumper in here. Put

960
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:24,920
the bumper in here, and now
it's time for another story from the Lost

961
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:30,920
Annimals of the Paranormal. It's time
for Steve Ward's report from the Fringe,

962
01:09:32,039 --> 01:09:38,079
and then give us the apology.
Go all right now. In nineteen seventy

963
01:09:38,119 --> 01:09:42,239
six, I've mentioned this before,
I attended the Mufond Symposium in an Arbor,

964
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,840
Michigan. And that was ten years
after the swunk Ass fiasco. Doctor

965
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:48,600
Heinek was there. It's under his
own group, the Center forfo Studies.

966
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:57,439
There were several speakers like Ray Stanford, Jerome Clark, and so forth.

967
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:01,680
Well, I actually got a chance
to meet Gray Barker there. Of course,

968
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:05,079
Gray Barker wasn't invited to speak,
he was too out there, too

969
01:10:05,079 --> 01:10:11,920
controversial. But he came up from
West Virginia. In his arm, he

970
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:15,880
had a stack full of Cesarean publications
and he was handing out everybody hoping to

971
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:21,199
get subscriptions. And on the cover
was the Vegetable Man, and that was

972
01:10:21,239 --> 01:10:25,199
the main story in this particular.
So today we're going to talk about the

973
01:10:25,279 --> 01:10:29,159
Vegetable Man. But you may want
to either strap in or you may want

974
01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:31,399
to leave right now and hit the
county line because this is just too much.

975
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:40,279
Okay, now, this was on
April twenty third. It was really

976
01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:44,960
cool, though I actually cornered or
cut him off at the past Gray Barker

977
01:10:45,119 --> 01:10:47,000
and they had kind of a mini
interview. I had all kinds of questions

978
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:53,359
for him. A friend of mine
met him at the nineteen sixty seven Congress

979
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:57,720
of Scientific Ufologists in New York City. I asked Barker about his book The

980
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:01,359
Silver Bridge as opposed to Keel's book
Fan Prophecies and a couple other things.

981
01:11:01,359 --> 01:11:05,720
It was really cool to actually meet
this guy. Anyway. This is from

982
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:11,119
Gray Barker from one of his publications. On April twenty third, nineteen sixty

983
01:11:11,159 --> 01:11:15,800
five, I bought Frederick. She
was cleaning up the breakfast dishes and after

984
01:11:15,079 --> 01:11:19,399
getting the kids off to school and
her husband off to the day shift mine.

985
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:29,399
This is in West Virginia, near
north of Fredericksburg, and she looks

986
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:32,279
out the window. It sounds a
lot like the Joe Simonking case where he

987
01:11:32,399 --> 01:11:36,680
encountered the pancakes from out of space, if you guys remember how this unfolded.

988
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:41,840
Anyway, she looks outside and she
sees what she thinks at first as

989
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:46,479
a kid moving around out there,
and she's alarmed because they have this electric

990
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:50,319
cattle fence out there. She doesn't
want the kid to come up against it,

991
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:56,399
so she runs out on the porch
and it's not a kid. She

992
01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:02,520
The first thing she sees is some
like a classic flying saucer hovering over the

993
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:11,319
land and it slowly lands and and
then she sees a uh, some kind

994
01:12:11,359 --> 01:12:16,600
of a it. This this thing
is being lowered out of this craft,

995
01:12:17,239 --> 01:12:25,039
and it's it's vaguely humanoid. Uh
it is, Uh, she can't see

996
01:12:25,039 --> 01:12:29,319
it too well. It's about two
hundred yards away, and uh it's it's

997
01:12:29,359 --> 01:12:31,840
sort of black or dark green color. Again, vaguely humanoid. She thought

998
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:36,399
it was more human than I mean, more animal than human, and maybe

999
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:42,119
even had some satanic overture connected with
it. But she just did not get

1000
01:12:42,119 --> 01:12:45,840
a good look at it. But
she got really creeped out. Now,

1001
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:50,720
this thing was was collecting grass and
soil samples and putting in a bag like

1002
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:55,840
the Apollo astronauts did on the Moon. So, you know, I don't

1003
01:12:55,840 --> 01:13:00,159
know what this critter was up to. But he had pointed it had a

1004
01:13:00,199 --> 01:13:05,439
tail and so, and she could
not see any mouth or facial features.

1005
01:13:06,279 --> 01:13:10,760
It was about five feet that the
craft was about five feet high and about

1006
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:17,039
ten feet in diameter, silver colored, the kind of a humming and buzzing,

1007
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:23,239
very classic UFO encounter. The occupant
may not have been very classic.

1008
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:29,720
And then it moved in a clockwise
fashion. Apparently this thing went inside and

1009
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,880
it took off and it disappeared.
It went straight up into the sky.

1010
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:39,560
Now, afterwards they did find a
depression in the ground where the object landed.

1011
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:43,720
Also, they saw a claw like
marks on the ground. And what

1012
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:47,239
they did was they made plaster casts
and they photographed the area sent the information

1013
01:13:47,319 --> 01:13:53,439
to the Air Force. And the
Air Force obviously an uncompromising investigation into this,

1014
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:57,439
and they said that she had simply
seen a weather balloon. Now,

1015
01:13:57,479 --> 01:14:02,439
she was either crazy lying but or
really had an experience. But I'm pretty

1016
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:06,079
sure she did not see a weather
balloon. Now. In the March nineteen

1017
01:14:06,079 --> 01:14:12,399
seventy six edition of the Sasaan Gray
Barker tells how he visited the Frederickson family

1018
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:17,760
and not only heard the wife story, but also Jennings Frederickson, the husband.

1019
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:23,640
In mid July of nineteen sixty eight. It was just before he entered

1020
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:26,960
the Air Force. He had been
out hunting, the sun was almost going

1021
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,399
down, and the suddenly he hears
a strange, high pitched sort of jabbering

1022
01:14:30,439 --> 01:14:36,039
speech like a record running at very
high speed. We've earned this kind of

1023
01:14:36,079 --> 01:14:43,239
phenomena before from Keel and the mockman
prophecy over the phones and so forth,

1024
01:14:43,279 --> 01:14:46,800
and even sort of out in the
air again, excuse me a moment here.

1025
01:14:50,079 --> 01:14:57,760
It's fun getting over a cold.
And then he heard actually words he

1026
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:01,960
didn't know if he was actually hearing
the garbled words and making some kind of

1027
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:08,640
sense, or if it was maybe
more of a telepathic humandication. Okay,

1028
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,520
this is where you got to strap
in here. Okay, I'm not I'm

1029
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:15,920
not suggesting that this really happening,
he said the voice he heard. The

1030
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:19,680
words he heard were you need not
fear me. The voice said, I

1031
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:26,439
wish to communicate. I come as
friends, we know of you, and

1032
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:30,079
I come in peace. I wish
medical assistance. I need your help well

1033
01:15:30,199 --> 01:15:34,880
to find out what the medical assistant
was. This thing grabs him. This

1034
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:43,039
this thin narrow arm with three fingers
seven inches long, and on the on

1035
01:15:43,079 --> 01:15:47,600
the end of these fingers are these
like needles, like needle like tips with

1036
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:53,199
suction cups. The hand grasped him
tightly, and his hand was his arm

1037
01:15:53,279 --> 01:15:57,119
was punctured by one of these,
and he knew blood, he said,

1038
01:15:57,239 --> 01:16:00,880
was being drawn because he heard a
sucking sound. Okay, so Frederick turns

1039
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:06,039
to look at this entity. There's
no flying saucer or whatever involved in this.

1040
01:16:06,119 --> 01:16:09,560
At this time. He turned to
look at this thing. He saw

1041
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:13,680
what passed for a face, semi
human, slanted eyes, had pointed ears.

1042
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:17,640
He said, it's its body reminded
him of some huge, ungainly plant

1043
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:24,039
hence vegetable. Man. Right,
it gets weirder. The eye color change

1044
01:16:24,359 --> 01:16:29,479
from yellow to red and seemed to
spin, and then it caused a hypnotic

1045
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:35,600
effect. Okay, I mean I
could have written this right now, this

1046
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:42,199
and then this thing releases him,
takes off, makes twenty five foot leaps

1047
01:16:42,199 --> 01:16:46,119
into the air like spring heel jack, and disappears into the woods. And

1048
01:16:46,159 --> 01:16:49,600
then now the thing is when when
Barker is interviewing this guy, he's talking

1049
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:54,920
about how, you know, how
crazy the story is, but how credible

1050
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,239
this guy is, and wondering,
you know, why would anybody make up

1051
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:05,279
something this this bizarre with a straight
face and talk about him. I mean,

1052
01:17:05,279 --> 01:17:10,840
we've all heard some very very bizarre
experiences, and the simple fact that

1053
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:16,479
experience is very high strangeness doesn't necessarily
mean it's it didn't happen. And sometimes

1054
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:23,279
these experiences were probably not terribly physical. They may be more illusory or whatever,

1055
01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:27,640
not necessary hallucinations, but some kind
of effect that makes people think this

1056
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:30,000
experience has happened, and then that
experience was over. There were no more

1057
01:17:30,119 --> 01:17:34,760
encounters with this thing or UFOs,
But then after he got out of the

1058
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:40,199
service, he was staying at his
parents' house. He's sleeping on a cot

1059
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:46,159
and he kind of half a sleeet. He sees a red flash. He

1060
01:17:46,199 --> 01:17:50,159
wakes up and he senses somebody's in
the house. He goes for his loaded

1061
01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:54,279
thirty eight, which he keeps under
his pillow, but a hand grabs him

1062
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:59,159
and he looks up and he sees
three men in black. They're all dressed

1063
01:17:59,159 --> 01:18:04,039
in black. They've got turtle next
ski masks they they put on. What

1064
01:18:04,039 --> 01:18:10,319
they did was talked about how everybody
else has been put out. He sees

1065
01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:14,279
some kind of a canister and a
red vapor coming from it. They put

1066
01:18:14,359 --> 01:18:18,319
on gas masks, and then as
he's going out, he claims that he

1067
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:25,279
was asked a series of questions from
these men. So okay, so that's

1068
01:18:25,359 --> 01:18:30,960
what were the questions. The weirdest
most experiences I've heard, probably, you

1069
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:33,439
know, just just because an experience
is so bizarre and out there, I

1070
01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:38,640
don't necessarily eject it. But this
one really kind of takes the cake.

1071
01:18:39,159 --> 01:18:42,720
And even though this guy is supposed
to have been credible and so forth,

1072
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:45,760
I can't can't really wrap my head
around this one. And I don't know

1073
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:49,960
if it really occurred. You know, you had to talk about the vegetable

1074
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:54,159
man, I mean, can you
not? So let me ask you something

1075
01:18:54,199 --> 01:18:59,359
though. What were the questions?
He said as he was kind of drifting

1076
01:18:59,399 --> 01:19:03,680
off, he and he assumed they
were about, you know, his time

1077
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:06,279
in the service and so forth.
I don't know if I don't know that

1078
01:19:06,279 --> 01:19:12,800
they even had anything to do with
his supposed experiences with this creature or his

1079
01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:15,840
wife seeing the craft. The doctor, Bob, I'm going to ask you

1080
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:19,800
this because you're a doctor, Okay, Yes, I mean, how many

1081
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:25,560
people that we hear these stories about
whether they come forward or whatever. I

1082
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:29,279
mean, how many of them are
just as the kids say, nuts nutty?

1083
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:32,840
I mean, oh, glad you
asked that question. I've been doing

1084
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:40,520
some research on exactly that topic recently, and I'll just throw one possibility out

1085
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:44,760
to Okay, all right, I'm
going to spell this word. First of

1086
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:49,439
all, I've been in collaboration with
a friend of mine from high school.

1087
01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:53,800
We were working on a project that
has to do with UAPs. Yes,

1088
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:58,840
yes, And it seems as if, according to my research, that it's

1089
01:19:59,319 --> 01:20:09,399
perfectly normal for humans to experience unidentified
anomalists phenomena that's normal for humans. There's

1090
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:14,079
a term that I was introduced to
by this friend of mine and it's spelled

1091
01:20:14,399 --> 01:20:19,960
p A R EI d O l
I A and it's been around for a

1092
01:20:20,039 --> 01:20:29,039
while peridolia. What this means is
it's something an event or an experience that

1093
01:20:29,079 --> 01:20:36,359
has come about through human need.
And these events involve the perception of sounds

1094
01:20:36,439 --> 01:20:45,880
or images in random from unidentifiable stimuli. In other words, if you see

1095
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:51,479
something that's up in the skylet say
that you can't identify, depending on the

1096
01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:59,319
information that's in your brain, your
brain will trigger an experience for you.

1097
01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:01,920
Interesting. Okay, yep, so
you see what you want to see that

1098
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:06,479
type of thing? Yes, you
know how? And what you what?

1099
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:11,880
You know how? When information is
in your brain, that will start picking

1100
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:16,439
it up. Test thought. And
also this guy had some uh he had

1101
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:21,399
been reading John Thield, so he
was familiar with some of the bizarre things

1102
01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:27,039
going on. So that was also
in his frame of reference. Yes see,

1103
01:21:27,039 --> 01:21:30,520
this is what that's what the really
strange things that I've been going into

1104
01:21:31,119 --> 01:21:35,319
some pretty deep research on some of
this. It seems like that what people

1105
01:21:35,319 --> 01:21:42,760
are experiencing right now, which we
refer to as unidentified and Lama's phenomena.

1106
01:21:43,079 --> 01:21:51,359
It's normal for human beings to experience
these things because homost apiens human beings are

1107
01:21:51,479 --> 01:21:58,079
still evolving. As a result,
we need things to stimulate our brains so

1108
01:21:58,119 --> 01:22:01,560
that we can continue to evolve.
If we're not getting stimulated, we'll create

1109
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:11,319
the stimulation ourselves. Well, we
know that to be a fact. Yeah,

1110
01:22:12,119 --> 01:22:15,800
there are definitely people that are catching
in on this, that's for sure.

1111
01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:19,479
And the thing is, you know, we've we've talked about other bizarre

1112
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:24,119
creature reports before. It's not not
the fact that this thing is so odd,

1113
01:22:24,119 --> 01:22:28,920
because occasionally in the literature we have
these one or two off encounters with

1114
01:22:29,399 --> 01:22:32,199
things like the Dover Demon that never
show up again, and uh, the

1115
01:22:32,199 --> 01:22:36,680
the Enfield horror, that thing with
three legs and pink glowing eyes and bunced

1116
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:42,680
around. So you get these really
really bizarre one offs that don't get the

1117
01:22:43,079 --> 01:22:46,640
bigfoot category, or the chupacabra or
the wing creature. Even some of the

1118
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:50,600
wing creatures are are kind of like
one of us. So they all,

1119
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:54,760
you know, they all seem to
come out of the Phantom menagerie. This

1120
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:59,880
one is just so so bizarre that
it's it's it's just hard to uh uh.

1121
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,840
As much as I am am open
to people having bizarre experiences, this

1122
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:06,600
one is just a little bit too
tough to do. Twitch let me ask

1123
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:11,720
you this. I'm gonna and something
doctor Bob just said is that. So

1124
01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:16,399
it's kind of like when a human
being sees something that's odd, the mind

1125
01:23:16,439 --> 01:23:19,279
will kind of put a picture together
for them, you know, like I've

1126
01:23:19,279 --> 01:23:25,039
seen lights over themage blinking. I'm
sure as the UFO, I could almost

1127
01:23:25,079 --> 01:23:28,000
like seeing flying sauce and it goes
by me. It's a metava calicopter,

1128
01:23:28,119 --> 01:23:30,359
you know what I mean, you
kind of see what your first impression is

1129
01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:35,279
or something like that. Yes,
what's in What's information that you've stored in

1130
01:23:35,319 --> 01:23:40,199
your brain that's going to come back
out into the experience that you have.

1131
01:23:41,119 --> 01:23:46,720
Perception is so important. So the
other day someone sent me something where they

1132
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:53,760
had taken the title of a book
and a one sentenced description of the book

1133
01:23:53,840 --> 01:24:00,880
and asked AI to design a book
cover. Okay, so they just gave

1134
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:05,119
it a one line description the title
of the book, and they said design

1135
01:24:05,199 --> 01:24:11,079
the book cover, and the AI
design a book cover that is really pretty

1136
01:24:11,079 --> 01:24:15,279
good, but like seventy percent of
it makes sense. But the other thirty

1137
01:24:15,319 --> 01:24:19,039
percent, like the writing on the
walls and the billboards and the street names

1138
01:24:19,079 --> 01:24:23,880
and stuff that looks like really weird
Russian or something, and it's kind of

1139
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:27,239
like you. And when I saw
it, I thought, I feel like

1140
01:24:27,279 --> 01:24:30,920
I'm looking into it through a window
into like another place in a way.

1141
01:24:30,319 --> 01:24:33,880
But it's it's almost the same thing
in your mind. You're doing the same

1142
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:36,800
thing. Your brain is filling in
the blanks, if you know what I

1143
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:41,239
mean, you know, and some
of it is nonsense. And it goes

1144
01:24:41,279 --> 01:24:46,439
back to this whole thing is are
there people who are more open to this

1145
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:49,880
stuff, who are more just naturally
open to it, you know what I

1146
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:54,439
mean? And now they're people who
are just naturally not open to it.

1147
01:24:55,359 --> 01:25:00,439
And that's definitely what's been It's been
happening that way. And there are people

1148
01:25:00,479 --> 01:25:03,239
knew who are kind of like your
fraudsters. Now they're taking advantage of this

1149
01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:09,079
and saying, oh, they're you
know, flying saucers or whatever. And

1150
01:25:09,119 --> 01:25:14,439
this is what I've been researching lately. And it's amazing that people will again

1151
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:19,319
fill in the blanks with what's in
their brain. And this US psychologists have

1152
01:25:19,479 --> 01:25:25,880
known about this for years but they're
not ever bringing it up. They're still

1153
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:31,319
claiming, oh yeah, it's from
aliens piloting these spaceships from some other planets,

1154
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:35,680
not realizing this it's to take hundreds
of thousands of years. Even if

1155
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:40,399
there are aliens out there, It
could take hundreds of thousands of years for

1156
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:45,319
aliens to reach Earth. And I
have to say, the coolest part of

1157
01:25:45,359 --> 01:25:49,720
my report, I think was me
meeting Gray Barker. That was a real

1158
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:54,039
blast, even though it was just
a few minutes and I only had a

1159
01:25:54,119 --> 01:25:58,640
chance to ask him a few questions. Why don't ask, I guess Kelsey

1160
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:01,680
a question because we talk all the
time about you know, once again,

1161
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:05,680
people more you know, likely to
see whatever it is, you know,

1162
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:13,239
like those UFOs or whatever, and
we talked about this a lot too.

1163
01:26:13,359 --> 01:26:15,199
Are they part of the same thing? So if they are pat of the

1164
01:26:15,239 --> 01:26:20,279
same thing, this you know,
unified field theory of the paranormal, then

1165
01:26:20,279 --> 01:26:26,760
why would why were more you know, why would it be more likely to

1166
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:29,920
people? I would say, then
then than not all have you ever seen

1167
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:32,760
your phone? I mean a real
something that you've freaked out about. I've

1168
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:35,640
seen some weird stuff in the sky, but I've never been close enough to

1169
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:40,479
say it's this, Yeah, it's
this, it is fish or fowl.

1170
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:45,439
But it's been just weird enough,
weird enough that it makes you go,

1171
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:48,600
that wasn't real. Uh smooth.
You know, Club, if you ever

1172
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:54,560
seen something you know, I'll go
along with doctor Bob said, sure,

1173
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:56,760
I see a lot of things,
but it's like my brain is saying,

1174
01:26:56,800 --> 01:27:00,119
oh, here's the answer to that. You know they're in And so I've

1175
01:27:00,159 --> 01:27:03,640
never seen anything that I consider a
UFO. It's always like, oh,

1176
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:08,199
yeah, that's the Jetta, that's
the space station, you know, And

1177
01:27:08,279 --> 01:27:10,920
like I say, it's almost like
my brain is saying, yeah, don't

1178
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:13,479
worry about that, this is what
it really is. Okay, So one

1179
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,000
one, have you ever seen something
that you would just like look at it

1180
01:27:15,039 --> 01:27:17,760
and say, man, that's not
a lightless kind that is a definite UFO.

1181
01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:23,720
No, I haven't, but like
my club is saying, it is.

1182
01:27:25,039 --> 01:27:29,760
Even if I did, my brain
would probably try and rationalize it and

1183
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:34,199
say it's something else that's in the
realm of believability. Raven, same question.

1184
01:27:34,439 --> 01:27:39,800
Now you've seen no, I mean, I've seen like lights, but

1185
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:42,760
you know it really is. I
don't want to, like, you know,

1186
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,920
keep saying the same thing over and
over again. But yeah, like

1187
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:48,000
my my brain will try to justify
it because it's never been as concrete as

1188
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:53,520
it has been when I've seen you
know, spirits or you know, entities

1189
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,000
type of thing. So, doctor
Bob, I'll come back to you.

1190
01:27:56,079 --> 01:27:59,720
So is that what we're talking about
in a way, like just as artificial

1191
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:02,640
intel's kind of filled in the blanks
for this thing I was talking about.

1192
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,760
I mean, is that what our
own mind is doing. Is because we

1193
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:09,720
know about UFOs, we say,
oh, it's UFO. Do you know

1194
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:12,640
what I mean? A thousand years
ago people saw balls of light in this

1195
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:14,760
guy. Oh, it must be
that, you know what I mean.

1196
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:19,119
It's exactly that I mean. Like
I think I mentioned before, during my

1197
01:28:19,199 --> 01:28:25,079
lifetime and I'm seventy five, I've
seen, I've experienced, let's say it's

1198
01:28:25,079 --> 01:28:30,520
seen asn't the right word. I've
experienced six UAPs that are and the three

1199
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:34,560
of them were up close, okay, And the most impressive one was in

1200
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:41,359
nineteen eighty nine, and that was
a kind of a a that kind of

1201
01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:45,319
shape thing, okay. But then
the one I experienced, I experienced an

1202
01:28:45,319 --> 01:28:51,000
orange orb close up in twenty fourteen, I by that time, I had

1203
01:28:51,079 --> 01:28:56,800
realized what it's like to experience UAPs
up close, right, So I kind

1204
01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:02,680
of just sat back and enjoyed the
experience. So, but was it something

1205
01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:05,279
manufactured? You know what I mean? Could you see rivets? Could you

1206
01:29:05,319 --> 01:29:10,720
see always it a light just a
weird light? It was well the orb

1207
01:29:11,239 --> 01:29:15,840
or the boat the orb? The
orb it was it was an orange orb.

1208
01:29:16,159 --> 01:29:19,880
It didn't have ribbts or anything.
It was just there. Yeah,

1209
01:29:20,119 --> 01:29:24,119
yeah, yeah. When I first
sighted it, it was about i'd say,

1210
01:29:24,479 --> 01:29:27,960
twelve hundred feet up in the air
and about a mile away, and

1211
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:30,279
then it came right towards me and
passed right over me. And it was

1212
01:29:30,359 --> 01:29:36,840
silent, and it was moving,
and I didn't see any kind of indication

1213
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:43,119
of any smells or anything what it
was. But my mind by that time

1214
01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:46,119
had it been adjusted where I just
kind of sat back. Could all win

1215
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:50,199
absorbed all the new information I was
getting. You get over the excitement of

1216
01:29:50,239 --> 01:29:53,479
the moment and you kind of study
it. So, hey, Kelsey,

1217
01:29:53,479 --> 01:30:04,119
have you ever seen the UFO?
Kelsey was ordering another drink? Sorry looking

1218
01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:10,319
were you asking me? No?
Never, I don't think I've ever seen

1219
01:30:10,359 --> 01:30:15,800
anything like that. Like, like
Raven said, I've seen what I feel

1220
01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:20,640
like our spirits felt things. Never
seen anything like a UFO, never right

1221
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:25,359
right. I saw something one time
through night vision goggles. It was a

1222
01:30:25,399 --> 01:30:29,279
little odd. Go ah, it
was I've got a pair of third generation

1223
01:30:29,399 --> 01:30:32,600
night vision goggles and uh that the
first night I used them. It was

1224
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:36,680
in April. I'm looking up at
the sky and when you see birds go

1225
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:40,960
overhead at at a high distance,
they just look like pinpoints of light,

1226
01:30:41,319 --> 01:30:44,119
right. You see them flying in
kind of a loose formation or whatever.

1227
01:30:44,399 --> 01:30:47,439
So I'm looking at the star and
you can see uh uh satellites, uh,

1228
01:30:47,439 --> 01:30:50,760
shooting stars and so forth, and
you can't see with the naked eye.

1229
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:54,560
And I was told I had almost
a full moon there, and I

1230
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:58,039
was told be careful, don't look
directly at the full moon or or street

1231
01:30:58,079 --> 01:31:00,079
lights or anything like that. You
could hurt the optics. So I'm looking

1232
01:31:00,079 --> 01:31:04,079
through this this is the first night, and I see a v of lights

1233
01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:10,359
and they're in perfect formation. It
looked like they were exactly the same number,

1234
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:13,319
and it just it just couldn't have
been birds. I mean, it

1235
01:31:13,359 --> 01:31:15,800
was just going across the sky,
but started getting too close to the moon,

1236
01:31:16,159 --> 01:31:19,279
so I had to stop watching it, but so I didn't have enough

1237
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:24,560
time to see what was it blocking
out stars behind it. It wasn't closed

1238
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:28,000
at the back, it was just
a v But I was really taken aback

1239
01:31:28,039 --> 01:31:31,199
because I wasn't prepared for it.
The first night I'm really doing stargazing with

1240
01:31:31,239 --> 01:31:34,960
this. And then one other time
I'm sitting in the lounge chair in the

1241
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:42,279
backyard in Michigan looking straight up and
I see this light moving really slow and

1242
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,079
went way up and I think,
man, that's moving awfully slow for a

1243
01:31:45,119 --> 01:31:48,279
satellite. Then all of a sudden, it winked out, and it went

1244
01:31:48,279 --> 01:31:51,720
out like a dimmer, quick like
you turned a dimmer off very quickly,

1245
01:31:53,079 --> 01:31:56,319
almost like it was responding to my
thinking. Now it may not have been,

1246
01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:59,399
but I kept watching it to see
if it was going to go behind

1247
01:31:59,399 --> 01:32:01,600
a little patch clouds or something like
that, and it never did. So

1248
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:05,760
it doesn't amount to much, and
I haven't seen anything else. It's always

1249
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:10,960
fascinating to use a pair of third
generation night vision goggles to watch the sky.

1250
01:32:11,319 --> 01:32:15,319
We went up went time to Macino
Island and took one of the ferries

1251
01:32:15,319 --> 01:32:19,520
out in the middle of the straits
during one of the meteor showers and through

1252
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:24,720
the goggles you could see all kinds
of activity that other people couldn't see.

1253
01:32:25,199 --> 01:32:28,960
Yeah, just phenomenal. Someone told
me once, and I it's kind of

1254
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:30,920
weird. It was like in a
different life. But I was on a

1255
01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:35,000
business call with this guy in North
Carolina and he's up with the North Carolina

1256
01:32:36,079 --> 01:32:41,720
you know, astronomy club or something, and he's on the mountain and we're

1257
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,720
talking. He says, you know
what's funny is that we just saw something

1258
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:48,399
go overhead that was we know it
was in orbit because these guys can tell,

1259
01:32:48,479 --> 01:32:50,399
you know, if it's a plane
whatever, They can tell you know

1260
01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:53,840
if it's up into orbit. And
the way it just didn't moves, and

1261
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:58,920
they said it was three pinpoints of
light moving in unison. And when you

1262
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:02,920
think of it, there's nothing in
an what but that does that. I

1263
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:09,079
had an experience once twice actually where
I was looking at a what I thought

1264
01:33:09,119 --> 01:33:13,920
was a star that was stationary up
in the sky, and I was focusing

1265
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:18,079
on that one star, hoping that
through my peripheral vision that pick up any

1266
01:33:18,399 --> 01:33:24,199
meteors or whatever. When all of
a sudden, that one star started moving

1267
01:33:24,279 --> 01:33:28,000
on its own. Yeah, it
happened twice to me. Yeah, and

1268
01:33:28,119 --> 01:33:31,399
that happens a lot. And it
suggested that whatever it is, they just

1269
01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:35,359
they act like stars so that they're
not noticeable. And I don't know who

1270
01:33:35,399 --> 01:33:45,920
they are, but they're messing with
us, with us. What's that?

1271
01:33:45,479 --> 01:33:48,079
How much longer are they going to
be messing with us before they start doing

1272
01:33:48,119 --> 01:33:51,920
something? Really? Since since we
were we crawled out of the ocean or

1273
01:33:53,039 --> 01:33:55,680
or whatever we did to get here, they've been messing with us, they

1274
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:59,239
think, so they're not. I
think maybe we might be too entertaining for

1275
01:33:59,319 --> 01:34:02,199
them to stop. I guess,
well, we're messing with ourselves. We're

1276
01:34:02,239 --> 01:34:05,800
inventing a lot of these things in
our own brains to stimulate the brain.

1277
01:34:08,319 --> 01:34:12,560
You know, That's was Carl Jung
said back in nineteen fifty eight. You

1278
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:16,960
know, why is it that we
still persist with flying saucers? I mean,

1279
01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:23,359
man keeps in. Humans keep inventing
these things because we need the stimulation

1280
01:34:23,960 --> 01:34:30,000
to have our brains keep growing.
Ray Palmer said, seriously, he said,

1281
01:34:30,039 --> 01:34:33,920
flying saucers are here to make us
think, and I think he was

1282
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,560
right. Yeah, well they do
make us think. Well you're right about

1283
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:41,439
that, so listen, I mean
it's not quite time to pull the train

1284
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:44,560
into the station. But switching you
might want to look for the image.

1285
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:50,079
Okay, Kelsey, are you with
us? Please tell Dave We'll be right

1286
01:34:50,159 --> 01:34:55,960
there. Yes, sorry, so
thanks for joining us. We really appreciate

1287
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,880
it. So you know how ofteny
the black and blue black and blue burger

1288
01:35:00,119 --> 01:35:06,279
at the side of run the martini? Ye send an express mail right,

1289
01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:11,920
yeah, another eighty seven. That
was my after show meal of choice,

1290
01:35:13,119 --> 01:35:16,720
two espresso martinis and then popping my
Dodg's Challenger and drive home, like drive

1291
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:20,520
two hours, you know, on
on like three track of martinis and enormous

1292
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:25,920
freaking Hamburger fries and he's got his
paws in my fries and it's like,

1293
01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:30,960
do this at eleven o'clock a night, anyway, I know how I did

1294
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:34,359
it? Those are old, so
Kelsey. So when you go when you

1295
01:35:34,359 --> 01:35:38,479
go to are you at this building
all the time? Are you there sporadic?

1296
01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:44,359
I'm the most Are you there alone? Ever? Yeah? Does it?

1297
01:35:44,680 --> 01:35:48,319
Is? It? Is it otter
alone? Yes? I mean I

1298
01:35:48,439 --> 01:35:55,319
often have heard people walking upstairs.
There's no one else there. Lights have

1299
01:35:55,359 --> 01:36:00,359
turned on that I know I've turned
off. You know, it's you know,

1300
01:36:01,319 --> 01:36:04,920
it's a little creepy obviously, every
old houses have creeks and stuff.

1301
01:36:05,119 --> 01:36:09,439
There's a lot of noises at this
place. So you tell everyone, do

1302
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:12,039
you do? You inform everyone that, hey, this place might be hont

1303
01:36:12,199 --> 01:36:18,359
no matter why they're there. Oh
no, I mean we I guess when

1304
01:36:18,399 --> 01:36:20,560
we did. Like I said,
it's a sales point, so when we're

1305
01:36:20,560 --> 01:36:29,000
talking about it, we think there
are some there's some energy from years past,

1306
01:36:29,199 --> 01:36:31,319
and if people sort of seem interested
in that, we'll sell them more.

1307
01:36:31,399 --> 01:36:34,920
But if not, we can on
leave it at that right, Okay.

1308
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:42,079
Now I lived in a house in
drake It, mass There was an

1309
01:36:42,079 --> 01:36:45,279
old firehouse, and that house had
all kinds of stuff going on, noises

1310
01:36:45,319 --> 01:36:50,239
and doors opening, and I lived
there for ten years and I never once

1311
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:58,079
felt uncomfortable. The house had a
very warm feel to it and it always

1312
01:36:59,079 --> 01:37:03,439
made you feel welcome. And when
we ended up having to leave it because

1313
01:37:03,479 --> 01:37:09,600
we didn't own it was a rental
and moved to a place on the island.

1314
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:14,000
That's it's one hundred and ten years
old at this point, so it's

1315
01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:16,479
an old, old, old beach
cottage. No one had ever lived in

1316
01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:20,279
the house around now year round.
It was always a summer place. And

1317
01:37:20,319 --> 01:37:25,680
when I bought it way back,
insulated and made it a year round house.

1318
01:37:25,880 --> 01:37:30,319
The ghost in this ghost the ghost
thing is is the weird part is

1319
01:37:30,439 --> 01:37:34,600
this house is probably older than the
one I lived in that had all kinds

1320
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:41,279
of spiritual stuff going on. But
this place felt cold from day one and

1321
01:37:41,319 --> 01:37:45,239
it was never any like you never
felt anything going on. It was so

1322
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:49,680
did you just put a new for
innocent? Yeah. But the thing is

1323
01:37:50,039 --> 01:37:55,920
there was I think because no one
had ever lived there really and no one

1324
01:37:55,960 --> 01:38:00,119
probably died there. It never felt
like that lived there for many years.

1325
01:38:00,239 --> 01:38:04,359
But the other house that was I
lived in for ten years feels more like

1326
01:38:04,399 --> 01:38:09,239
home. It's kind of weird.
You always have those residual energy, but

1327
01:38:09,279 --> 01:38:11,199
maybe there's something to it, you
know. I Mean, there's a lot

1328
01:38:11,239 --> 01:38:14,600
of things that seems like stuff sticks
around for some reason. I found the

1329
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:18,119
bones in that house in the old
house. That's another show. There was

1330
01:38:18,159 --> 01:38:21,640
an apartment that was a cat or
apartment that I lived in. An apartment

1331
01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:26,960
that I lived in Truth Consequences,
New Mexico, great name, and it

1332
01:38:27,039 --> 01:38:30,159
was an old apartment and in the
in the mornings, I used to get

1333
01:38:30,199 --> 01:38:33,920
up and run for like two miles
and then come back okay, and one

1334
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:38,720
morning, I got up and I
used the bathroom and I shut their life

1335
01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:42,119
in the bathroom and the bathroom door
was open. Yep. After my run,

1336
01:38:42,159 --> 01:38:45,159
when I came back, the bathroom
door was closed, all the lights

1337
01:38:45,239 --> 01:38:49,680
run, and all the water was
running on all the sticks. The ghost

1338
01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:55,479
it keeps happening to us at this
mentioned in epis which we keep finding water

1339
01:38:55,560 --> 01:39:00,399
running. I'm trying to tell you
something that's weird. Yeah, that's range

1340
01:39:00,479 --> 01:39:02,920
huh see, that's that's a little
you know, atypical. As they say

1341
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:06,319
that, that's actually physically something is
going on that shouldn't be going on.

1342
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:10,920
Listen, could we do can we
go down there in a research project we

1343
01:39:11,039 --> 01:39:15,279
put the gang together, which you
bought us saying absolutely really yeah, because

1344
01:39:15,279 --> 01:39:25,079
there there there is win win win. So anyway, listen, switchy please

1345
01:39:25,079 --> 01:39:30,359
put up the very quickly had to
load it up. I'm going to think

1346
01:39:30,399 --> 01:39:32,640
our guess, Kelsey, thanks for
joining us. We appreciate it. How

1347
01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:36,239
can people get people are going to
get married? How can they get in

1348
01:39:36,279 --> 01:39:42,159
touch with you so they can look
up beach ros events? So that's b

1349
01:39:42,279 --> 01:39:45,920
E. A. C. H. Rose r Se like the flower events

1350
01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:50,479
or Floriana in Ipswich, okay,
well, thanks for joining us. Come

1351
01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:54,760
back again sometime. You're going to
keep two seats for us open there.

1352
01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:57,840
We'll be there in about to see
at the galley twenty two minutes. Okay,

1353
01:39:57,840 --> 01:40:00,119
thank you Kelsey. We appreciate it. Thank you, doctor, Bob,

1354
01:40:00,239 --> 01:40:05,039
Thank you wonderful doctor. Thank you
the button, Thank you man,

1355
01:40:05,079 --> 01:40:08,600
Thank you everyone. Okay, I
appreciate it. We will talk to you

1356
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:12,399
very very soon. Okay, keep
keep toddling, keep toddling my friend.

1357
01:40:12,439 --> 01:40:16,399
Okay, that'll be my best.
Wow, it sounds like it's fun down

1358
01:40:16,479 --> 01:40:19,680
the gally. We got to get
down there. A lot of giggling,

1359
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,920
I know, that's what I like
about it. Club, Thank you very

1360
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:25,560
much. Club. We'll talk to
you soon. Thanks for getting hooked back

1361
01:40:25,600 --> 01:40:28,600
on twinkies. You know that was
the gateway drug for me. There.

1362
01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:31,079
Brother, now I'm hooked on them. I'm gonna get him a hot dog

1363
01:40:31,159 --> 01:40:34,479
for the next one. That that
will turn me off though. Thank you

1364
01:40:34,560 --> 01:40:39,079
club for joining us. We appreciate
it. Thank you. Don't pay attention

1365
01:40:39,119 --> 01:40:43,319
to the Red Sox, you know, never do do. Thanks for playing,

1366
01:40:44,079 --> 01:40:46,920
that's true. Celtis is great.
Thank you, al al Ronaldo.

1367
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:48,960
He's going out and stopping the engine. We got to get out of here.

1368
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:51,279
Thank you al for joining us.
I'm picking up the empties and clean

1369
01:40:51,319 --> 01:40:56,279
it up. Okay, all right, we'll have to cut that switchy,

1370
01:40:56,359 --> 01:41:00,920
Thank you switch. Thank you switching
my pleasure. Next time you eat raccoon

1371
01:41:00,359 --> 01:41:04,680
country fried raccoon, you don't have
to send me the picture. Okay,

1372
01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:10,720
okay, are you sure? Well
you have to think about it. Yes,

1373
01:41:13,079 --> 01:41:15,239
Raven is that time? And then
we have to take a body of

1374
01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:17,640
Raven. Oh, thank you so
much for having me. But every week

1375
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:20,760
I ask you, how can you
take this? I mean, come on,

1376
01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:28,159
really, it's six five to six
drunk, white guys, white guys.

1377
01:41:28,279 --> 01:41:30,199
We should be bowling or something.
Nope, okay, thank you for

1378
01:41:30,319 --> 01:41:36,479
joining us. Only would be significantly
worse. We could be playing pool.

1379
01:41:42,159 --> 01:41:46,319
Thank you, one, one,
thank you for joining us. I know

1380
01:41:46,359 --> 01:41:54,199
you're up late. Welcome pleasure is
amark. Have I thanked everyone? And

1381
01:41:54,279 --> 01:41:58,439
when he didn't think, raise your
hand? Okay, all right, one,

1382
01:41:58,520 --> 01:42:00,800
we'll get in touch very soon.
Should confo as the kids saying,

1383
01:42:01,560 --> 01:42:06,359
so, let me do the plugs. Homestore Troops is an organization that raises

1384
01:42:06,479 --> 01:42:11,840
money for our veterans who were wounded
in combat after nine to eleven. That's

1385
01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:15,079
the African anywhar in the Iraqi war? Okay. And what they do is

1386
01:42:15,159 --> 01:42:18,399
they building them homes that are more
adaptable to their needs. A lot of

1387
01:42:18,399 --> 01:42:21,439
these folks came home missing a limit
and so on, so you know,

1388
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:25,560
the drill that they have lower kind
of space, not a lot of stairs,

1389
01:42:26,039 --> 01:42:29,600
things like that, just so they
can live life a little easier.

1390
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:33,119
And then when Home Star Troops complete
the home, they tear up the mortgage,

1391
01:42:33,159 --> 01:42:36,039
they give them the keys. It's
their homeful life. They don't have

1392
01:42:36,119 --> 01:42:40,479
to go through that thing every month
of you know, of paying the mortgage,

1393
01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:44,399
and they can kind of join society. You know, I hate to

1394
01:42:44,399 --> 01:42:46,239
say this, but in a little
bit more normal way. Okay. These

1395
01:42:46,239 --> 01:42:50,119
are people who gave a lot for
us, and you know it's time for

1396
01:42:50,199 --> 01:42:54,760
us to kind of step up to
help them. So Home Start Troops,

1397
01:42:54,800 --> 01:42:59,279
please google them see what they're about. Ninety cents of your charity dollar goes

1398
01:42:59,319 --> 01:43:04,039
to our veterans directly. That's really
good in the charity game. So Holmes,

1399
01:43:04,079 --> 01:43:08,119
got truth, please, And also
we end each show by saying,

1400
01:43:08,319 --> 01:43:12,039
listen, John McCain was not a
loser. Get it straight. He was

1401
01:43:12,079 --> 01:43:15,239
not a loser. He's a war
hero. These are the people you look

1402
01:43:15,319 --> 01:43:17,520
up to. You don't make fun
of them. So this is mac morning

1403
01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:21,000
for the entire game, pig game
tonight. Till next time you hear us.

1404
01:43:21,079 --> 01:43:44,039
Please be safe, be happy,
and bye bye. In the darkest

1405
01:43:44,159 --> 01:43:49,319
dudless, in the blackness black on
our road to nowhere, there's no churman

1406
01:43:49,479 --> 01:43:54,920
black love. Reach out and touch
me, stop me in my tracks.

1407
01:43:55,680 --> 01:44:03,680
Cross my heart because it's true.
I'm nothing with that you across my heart.

1408
01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:21,279
Because it's true. I'm nothing with
that, with the when the stars

1409
01:44:21,319 --> 01:44:28,640
i'm raging and the seas are high, when the cat's fire across the smoky

1410
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:33,920
sky, and the castle's crumbled,
and the angels cried across my heart,

1411
01:44:34,119 --> 01:44:43,600
because it's true. I'm nothing with
that you across my heart. That is

1412
01:44:43,760 --> 01:45:26,399
true. I'm nothing with the hat, with the g I don't need nose,

1413
01:45:27,159 --> 01:45:30,479
I don't need no vision. I'm
just gonna stand here, be my

1414
01:45:30,720 --> 01:45:42,119
own decision. I'm gonna listen to
the rhythm of my horse. Sometimes I'm

1415
01:45:42,239 --> 01:45:49,760
nothing at all. You're always there
when I came, You always catch me

1416
01:45:49,960 --> 01:46:00,960
whenever I came. Across my heart. Because it's true, I'm nothing with

1417
01:46:01,199 --> 01:46:10,319
that on you across my heart.
This is true. I'm nothing with that

1418
01:46:13,479 --> 01:46:39,920
without you. Sometimes I'm nothing at
all. You're always me when I came.

1419
01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:50,800
You always catch me whenever I'm f
cross my heart because it's true.

1420
01:46:53,840 --> 01:47:02,680
Nothing without a cross my heart.
Because it's true. I'm nothing without you

1421
01:47:04,359 --> 01:47:13,880
cross my heart. It is true. I'm nothing with that you cross my

1422
01:47:14,039 --> 01:47:55,640
heart. It is true. I'm
nothing with that without your Let me up?

1423
01:47:56,920 --> 01:48:04,319
Did you hear back? Let me
up? Me up? Can you

1424
01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:15,640
hear mad the me? Upt me
up? Can you hear mad me up

1425
01:48:18,640 --> 01:49:13,640
up? Can you hear mad?
The hell? My soul? So he

1426
01:49:14,159 --> 01:49:28,359
me mo? Somebody telling Mom ifb
iut gying, Somebody tell me Mom,

1427
01:49:28,479 --> 01:49:45,319
trumble let I give you that f
so have me on my soul that he

1428
01:49:46,560 --> 01:50:00,239
makes me move. Somebody tell my
mom rumble if by giant some the mumble

1429
01:50:00,520 --> 01:53:58,199
of the ride mo o and the
so if I die that I It's been

1430
01:53:58,520 --> 01:54:06,520
so long since I've seen her face. I play She's to in fine.

1431
01:54:11,399 --> 01:54:19,199
I still rickcled our side. Last
day I had hurt so bad to see

1432
01:54:20,279 --> 01:54:33,800
her cry. I didn't want to
say good by. Sending him my memory's

1433
01:54:34,000 --> 01:55:19,479
remade, send him my roses never
came. Send them my life, same

1434
01:55:19,680 --> 01:55:34,279
old world, same old lost in
the sky. She needed so much more

1435
01:55:35,880 --> 01:55:47,640
than I. Good we do that
love cannot return a broken hearts Cannol wed

1436
01:55:48,359 --> 01:56:20,880
Man. I was hurt so bad
to see her crime. I didn't want

1437
01:56:20,960 --> 01:56:33,560
to say good bye. Send them
my love. A mole's remain, Send

1438
01:56:33,680 --> 01:57:50,039
him my love rose in him.
Send them my love. And now the

1439
01:57:50,159 --> 01:57:55,439
further adventures of al Ferrari, star
of Max's new book, How to Dump

1440
01:57:55,520 --> 01:58:00,960
a Body at Sea and Not Get
Caught? MC Malonechell, This is Leis,

1441
01:58:01,399 --> 01:58:04,600
Hello, Leis el Ferrari, Give
me Mac. I'm sorry all he's

1442
01:58:04,640 --> 01:58:09,159
doing his court ordered CSD at the
moment. CST. What's that a time

1443
01:58:09,239 --> 01:58:13,319
zone cat sensitivity training? You know
after the incident? Can I help you?

1444
01:58:13,760 --> 01:58:15,439
Well, look, I just heard
from Amazon that Max's new book,

1445
01:58:15,520 --> 01:58:18,279
How to Dump a Body at Sea
and Knut Get Caught is selling like hotcakes

1446
01:58:18,479 --> 01:58:23,039
with lots of syrup. Right now, I'm touring to you know, promote

1447
01:58:23,039 --> 01:58:25,760
the book, calling from Vegas.
Well, that's great to hear. Did

1448
01:58:25,840 --> 01:58:28,720
they tell you why people like it
so much? Well, one guy said,

1449
01:58:28,760 --> 01:58:30,640
I must have been a pretty smart, juvenile delinquent. Somebody was amazed

1450
01:58:30,640 --> 01:58:33,600
how I turned to Toyota into a
Rolls Royce. Somebody else said it was

1451
01:58:33,640 --> 01:58:36,840
cool that I ripped off seas,
and somebody was shocked that the mob was

1452
01:58:36,880 --> 01:58:41,680
pissed off of me because of one
lousy day, old plum, one little

1453
01:58:41,760 --> 01:58:45,239
plum. And that's all in the
book, you know it. There's also,

1454
01:58:45,359 --> 01:58:47,239
you know, particular advice like how
to torch a car and how to

1455
01:58:47,319 --> 01:58:49,840
make lots of money in prison,
at which I did, though it might

1456
01:58:49,880 --> 01:58:54,960
have got me killed. Also dangerous
making friends with this iconic parrot, which

1457
01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:58,199
ain't exactly easy, I'll bad.
So anyway, I'm on this book tour

1458
01:58:58,239 --> 01:59:00,159
and I'm at a place called the
Kitten Ranch just outside of Vegas. I

1459
01:59:00,319 --> 01:59:03,119
swear I thought it was a place
where they raised kittens. Oh my gosh.

1460
01:59:03,520 --> 01:59:06,000
So when they found out who I
was, like a big celebrity or

1461
01:59:06,079 --> 01:59:09,840
something, they asked me if I
wanted to be part of a movie about

1462
01:59:09,880 --> 01:59:13,479
cats. You're adorable, sweetie.
Now they wanted me to make a movie

1463
01:59:13,520 --> 01:59:16,039
with what they call a quote unquote
tasteful nude scene. Oh my gosh,

1464
01:59:16,319 --> 01:59:19,439
al is that even possible? I
don't know. I passed out right after

1465
01:59:19,479 --> 01:59:23,520
they yelled action and now they want
five hundred bucks. I have to wash

1466
01:59:23,600 --> 01:59:26,199
dishes for a month here. You
don't want to know what the kitchen is

1467
01:59:26,279 --> 01:59:29,079
like in a cat house. Oh
so it is a place where they raise

1468
01:59:29,159 --> 01:59:31,439
cats. Just have back. Give
me a call, sweetheart, and remember

1469
01:59:31,600 --> 01:59:34,960
remind everybody to check out Max's new
book, How to Dump a Body at

1470
01:59:35,000 --> 01:59:39,560
Sea and not get caught. Starting
me al Ferrari on Amazon dot com.
