Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite
baby Mama, Stormy Pe and welcome to another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip
the modern day female perspective. Damn Son back at it again. And if
you are watching on YouTube, you might notice that we are not in our
usual studio today. We are in Studio seven. And the great thing about
Studio seven is that it comes with your own emotional support animal. So today,
if you hear pinting in the background, it's seven. It's a huge
rockwaller and I'm going to steal them. Okay, so let's get into some
stuff, y'all. I want to talk about a lot of things today.
And the first one that's really been weighing hard, like heavy on my heart
is that a lot of y'all be shooting yourselves in the foot when you post
you and your friends on your page. Okay, because I'll be thinking some
of y'all are fine as hell. Oh okay, I'd be ready to take
some of y'all down until I see mister Hellcad two on five standing next to
you. Yeah, yeah, you was fine until I glanced and looked at
everybody. And now I want mister hellcad two on five, and I feel
like, don't be that guy who doesn't tag his friends. I don't like
that. I don't like that. I don't like the men who don't tag
their fine ass friends. You know why I'm here. You know why we
y'all here. Don't act like that. Don't act like that. Okay,
because now my dumbass is scrolling through pictures from thirty seven weeks ago, trying
to find him in the comments. I'm scrolling through everything. I didn't found
out who baby shower coming up? I didn't found out what graduation y'all was
at? What ball game you went too on Saturday? Because I'm trying to
find this fine nigga with the blue shirt. Where's the fine nigga with the
blue shirt? Okay, don't do that. Won't like that. I don't
like that for you. I don't like that for you. I feel like,
if you know your friends is fine, tag them. Okay. Now
the downside of that is we're gonna go to your friend if he's more fine.
But hey, baby, that's the game. That's just the game.
I gotta have to say about that. That's just the fucking game. Hold
on, let me check out the live the omni strong says, thirty seven
weeks. That's crazy. Yes, Okay, if he's fine enough, I
will do the research. I'll put the time in. Okay, if he
is fine enough, I don't mind. I don't mind doing it. I'll
do it. I'll do it. I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed.
I'll say it again, I'll do it. If he is fine enough,
I will go to three other people pages to find him. Okay, And
don't make it seem like I'm by myself, because if you think I am,
I'm not. I'm not. If fellas, y'all be doing the same
thing, so, so don't do that. Don't do that. Y'all do
the same thing. If one girl post a picture of all her friends,
you're gonna tell me you're not gonna go through to find who's that woman in
the yellow sun dress. Y'all not gonna try to find who's the woman in
the yellow sun dress. You are? You are? You are? So
I just feel like we need to be we need to be honest with ourselves.
We all do the same thing. We all do the same thing.
More all the story is tag you'll find ass friends, okay, please.
Homer Street says, we do exactly because you do facts on d Vive.
Hey girl, Hey, hold on, y'all saving Donna live. Give me
a second, Give me a second. She gonna work for it, Yes
I am. I'm gonna work for it, okay, because if he's worth
it, I'm gonna work for It's nothing wrong with that, Absolutely nothing wrong
with that. I don't mind. I don't mind speaking of things to complain
about. Will not be hearing y'all talk about how like how all the men
out here got kids, and how you know all the men out here got
like three or four baby moms. It just doesn't resonate with me. When
I hear y'all complain about men and they baby mama drama. I can't relate
because the men would no kids be finding me. I'm not trying to be
that guy. Hey, I'm not trying to be that guy. But the
men would no kids be finding me, they'd be finding your girl, okay.
And I feel like I honestly, I'm not even gonna lie. The
last maybe four or five guys that I was like talking to texting, talking
whatever. None of them had kids. None of them had kids. Absolutely
none of them have kids. It's like, and then when I run into
these guys who don't have kids, it's like they see me and this opulent
uterus and they say, oh, yeah, this is where I want to
start. This is where I want to start. Let's have kids, this
is where I want to start. Baby, No, that's not that's that's
not much you're doing. Remember, you'd have made it this far. Don't
waste your good track. Wragord on me. Okay, don't waste your good
track. Wagort on me. You ain't even gotta do all that, big
dog. You ain't even gotta do all that big dog. We're good.
We are good, And honestly, sometimes I'll be thinking, like you'd have
met how many women in your lifetime? What about me? Said? Hey,
finish shoot the club? But why baby wait waits? What was you
doing before me? Like? No, you you're gonna slept me out like
you're be doing everybody else. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
We don't have to we don't have to do too much. But I am
honestly serious when I say I run into so many men who don't have kids,
and for whatever reason, they decide this is where they want to start.
Why why you running into all these niggas but you still single? Yes,
yes, Guru Fresh, I'm running into all these niggas, but I'm
still single, and I'm gonna tell you why. I'm one of those women
who are single by choice. Honestly, as cliche as it sounds, we
want some real shit. Look at me, right, I'm attractive, I
have things going for myself. I don't necessarily need to do a lot for
attention. So if I wanted a man, I think we all agree I
can have a man. I just haven't found the man that I want,
and I've decided that I'm not going to get a man until it's the man
that I want, and I'm not gonna lie. Y'all almost slipped up and
said settle, but we're not doing that. It's not settling. It is,
but that's not the word that I want to use. I mean,
technically, if I'm with somebody who's not like, you know, what I
want, and that would kind of be settling. Chef Knight Ewing said,
speaking for myself, I have accepted that I will be a stepdad before I'm
a dad. You don't have to be a stepdad before you're a dad.
Like, I think there's this narrative that everybody over the age of twenty four
has a child, and it's not true. I feel like it's definitely a
narrative that everyone over the twenty four, especially in the African American community,
has a child. But that's not real, Like, there are so many
people who are childless. Like, you don't have to feel like you have
to be a step mom. If you don't want to, you don't have
to. If you don't want to be a stepdad, you don't have to
be a stepdad. Like, it's not mandatory. They want to trap you
in their lives if you get pregnant, they sure do. Aaron Nash seventy
three, and they must not know your girl will go get a Smith moortion
real quick, listen, call it what you want, Okay, don't call
yourself trying to trap me, and you're gonna be disappointed. You gonna be
the one crying in the car. Okay, you will be crying in the
car when you come pick me up from thirteen for Lucas. Crying in the
car, Okay, baby, this, ain't it? That? Ain't that
nonchalant Niche says yes, yes, and as son two scap says, so
your mother another nigga kid? Yes, absolutely, you're being tripping. I
would definitely mother somebody else's kid. Listen, I keep trying to tell y'all,
it's step mommy season, all right, and your girl does not mind
stepping up to the plate and being a step mom. And I'm gonna tell
you why, all right, I have a son, so I would hope
that when my child's father finds somebody that he likes, she's like dope enough
to be a substitute me. So I don't mind being a substitute mom for
somebody else, Like I don't mind standing in to clean booboos, to fix
pony's tails, to do braids and buretts and baldies. I don't mind doing
that like I do it anyway, So why wouldn't I do it for my
kid? And that's not to say that that's something everybody wants to take part
in. The step mommy and stepdaddy life ain't for everybody. And if it
ain't for you, cool, I'm just saying me. I'm getting me and
my stepbaby, some fruit, fruit snacks, okay, some goldfish okay.
I am going to be that girl, okay, And I really hope that
I don't run into somebody who has like a weird co parent. That's what
makes things tough when co parent is weird, super super weird, because it's
like, girl, please please, if it's over, it's over. Let
it be over, right. Don't block your blessings for someone else who's willing
to love your child when you can't beat here twenty four seven, and that's
real, that's real. I am forty and still no children. Let's tain
a sweet pay You better talk your shit, girl. Yes, let them
know they out here? Hollywood two five says I enjoy being both as long
as I have, and I will be Lee Swint seven. I'm thirty nine
with no kids. Y'all hear this, y'all hear this. Don't they out
here? I told y'all. Darrel the rock Star said, when did settling
become a bad word? The goal is to settle down, right. I
think the goal is to settle down, but not settle. And what I
mean is the goal is to find someone who completes you, who becomes your
partner, in life, someone you can depend on, someone you can rely
on, someone you can settle down with and plant roots. Settle down.
The goal is not to just settle. The goal is not to find someone
that you're gonna bicker and argue it every three days. The goal is not
to be with somebody who presents you don't even really like being around. The
goal is not to find somebody who you feel like you can't trust, you
can't depend on, you can't confide in. That's settling. The goal is
not to be with somebody you don't see yourself physically in love with in five
years. That's not the goal. That's settling. And I'm talking about settling
down. I want to settle down, you know what I mean. I
don't want to settle. You say you're waiting for the man you want,
but you're running into nigga as you only want for the moment to scap.
Well. When I say running into I mean men that I encounter in passing.
Every man that I encounter in passing doesn't get access to me. Some
men don't even get my phone number. They get stopped at the Instagram.
Some men don't make it to a first date. They get stopped in the
messages. So when I say running into it's not just all the men that
I'm dating, it's literally the men that I'm encountering as I'm on my dating
journey. You know what I mean. Let's see nonchalant Niche says, fucking
real, it's cheaper to be a step mom. I love this, I
love this. Can I says settled down, not settled. That's a word.
Period sists. Come on, somebody, you know the vibes, But
yeah, I want that for everybody. I want you all to remember and
be mindful of. The goal is to settle down, not settle. That's
where I thought that in my heart. And honestly, I'm not gonna lie,
y'all. I know a lot of people that settled. I know a
lot of people that got married because they had been with the same person for
a long period of time and they knew that their family wasn't going to accept
anybody else, or they just figured we've been together so long, mine's gonna
do it. Technically, Jagged Age said that shit, and I ain't gonna
lie. And everyone asks like this is a beautiful love song, but they
literally said, we ain't getting no younger we might as well do it.
Let me tell you something, Jagged Edge, Okay, I only know Brian.
Do you know any other members of Jaggada's name? Okay, Bryan was
one of those flins I think. Let me tell you something. Okay,
don't don't you fix your lips to sit here and tell me we ain't getting
no younger, so we might as well do it. That's something you say
about goddamn getting tacos for lunch, goddamn skydiving. Even you don't tell me
a good reason to get married is we ain't getting no younger? Minds gonna
do it? What the hell is this? What life is this? I
am so confused. I am so confusion. Everyone acts like, let's get
married by jagget Edge is such a beautiful love song. But y'all miss the
part when they said, Yo, we ain't getting no younger, we might
as well do it. I guess yes. I mean, if you want
to go down to the flea market, we ain't getting no younger, we
might as well check it out. Baby no, baby, no, hell
no. Google Fresh says you're a little delusional. I see delusional bar.
What that's a bar? That's a bar? You want someone to tell your
daughter we should get married because we ain't getting no younger, we might as
well do it. That's what you want. I'm the delusional one, that's
crazy, nonchally Niche says, tell Jacket Edge they can eat a fat dick,
because that makes no sense. Now, don't get me wrong. I
ain't taking nothing from him. The harmonies is there, Okay, the other
went to the song. It's beautiful, it's tear jerking, it's heartful,
soulful. But baby, when you're saying we ain't getting no younger, we
might as well do it, that's where you lost me. That's where you
lost me. Okay, that's where I myself got off the training. Because
that's not it. You better tell me I make you feel like the I
give you a burning sensation of a thousand sons, not in your webing,
not in your weaving. Okay, you better tell me. Okay, you
missed me like the desert missus rain. Okay, you better tell me you're
ready to grab three of your friends and stand in the desert wearing all leather,
ready to cry from me. That's something I want to hear when you
talk about why we should get married, not just I guess we ain't doing
it. When you were giving me reasons or why you want to get married,
I want you to say something. I'm like, Listen, I talked
to God and he told me that you are the one. When you're giving
me reasons or why we should get married, I want you to say You're
the first thing I think about in the morning and the last thing I think
about at night, and I can't see my life without you. I want
you to say stuff like, listen, you may not be my first,
but I want you to be my last. Everything. Those are reasons.
Those are reasons. Okay, we ain't getting no younger, we might as
well do it. That ain't it? That ain't it for me? That
ain't it that? That's not the bar. That's not the bar. I
don't I'm here to say that is not the bar. Still a beautiful tone.
I'm probably still gonna play it at my wedding. But so, what
so, what so, what so? What so? What? Um so
we are let's play some bills. We want to pay some bills, all
right, biggitty back back back, um so. Some other things that I
found this week while I was, you know, on my journey. I've
decided that I'm no longer going to say that someone wasted my time. If
I'm dating someone and it does don't work out, I'm no longer going to
say that they wasted my time because I realize that not everyone was sent to
be your husband. Some were sent to teach you the lessons you need to
become a good wife. So, like I said, I'm no longer going
to say that someone wasted my time because some people are sent to teach you
lessons to become a good wife, a good husband, etc. Right.
For example, my last person was sent to me to teach me that you
can't call his mom a fat bitch. You can't you, you can't,
you can't you, you can't do that. They don't like that. Yeah,
yeah, that's it's a little hard to come back from that. Um
so, yeah, my last person taught me that you can't call his mom
a fat bitch. It's not it's a hard recovery process, and it's a
lesson that I learned. I don't care. I don't care. Now.
My whole thing is y'all all on a live talking about disrespectful out o what
not. Once did someone say, what did she do to make you call
her a fat bitch. Nobody cares. Nobody want to stay on my side
of the story. Huh, Nobody cares about my side of the story.
Nobody cares about my side of the story. Another thing, on a live
nobody asked how much did you weigh? Nobody cares. Nobody cares. We're
all just stuck on the fact that I called her a fat bitch. Good
though, what if she's actually fat? If she's actually fat, was it
wrong? Y'all didn't say? Like, yo, what did she do?
Like? Y'all don't know. I'm a really nice person. I'm a really
nice person. So if I called her a fat bitch, she must have
been a fat bitch. She was a fat bitch for the record. That's
first. A second thing is, you know we had an exchangement of words,
right, and in order to get respect for a large part, you
have to give respect. Now, I'm gonna give you respect right off the
back. However, if you choose to then turn around and continuously disrespect me
with your big ass back, guess what. Eventually you're gonna become a fat
bitch. Yeah, you you issue Now. I'm not saying this should be
a rule of thumb, and this is how we should carry ourselves in a
day to day basis. But I do understand that sometimes emotions get high.
Okay, sometimes the incredible Hulk makes you rip your shirt, it open and
call somebody, MA, I'm a fat bitch. You can't control that.
You can't control that. However, I don't suggest this as a plan of
action unless you can throw some hands, especially if you got a lot of
sisters. This ain't for everybody. Don't don't be like, oh Storm,
he told me, I can do this. It's gonna work out. This
ain't for everybody. I just want to sprinkle that in there right now,
and just like salt bags, sprinkle that and there this this, this ain't
for everybody. Hollywood two five says, how could anybody just respect you?
This is what I'm saying. I feel like now me and you were on
the same page, because in my mind, why would you want to I'm
really nice, y'all. And I know I say it all the time,
but I'm really nice. Shot ain't I'm nice? He's not viciously y'all,
viciously a vicious nod? I am will that dude, You're so beautiful ladylike
but still won't take no shit. I love that. Thank you, Thank
you, someone who sees me. I feel seen in this moment. I
appreciate you, and I appreciate that. But the more the story is be
respectful unless somebody disrespects you. I think that's fair. I think that's fair.
Okay, okay, okay. I know we should all be like Michelle
Obama, when they go low, we go high. But sometimes I'm in
the middle. Sometimes I'm in the middle. I'm allowed to be in the
middle. Sometimes I'm human. I know, I know, surprise, surprise.
Even though you know I'm a Power Ranger, I'm still human. Okay,
So, speaking of Power Rangers, I hope y'all saw it on Netflix.
I don't think now it's an appropriate time to talk about it, but
if anyone wants to talk about it, sliding my DMS at Stormy p Pea,
we can talk about the Power Rangers movie on Netflix. Just want to
slide that in there. Anyway, Back to business, So, yeah,
you know, sometimes you're be in the middle, like and honestly, I
feel like respect is respect right, But eventually, you know, you have
to check people or they're going to continue to disrespect you. Now, am
I saying calling her fat bitch was right? No, I'm not. I'm
not. But you know, at that point, I feel like if your
partner is allowing someone to disrespect you and isn't checking them mom or not,
like the Bible says, he who finds a white finds a good thing.
So me and you gotta be in this together. Now. I'm not saying
you gotta check your mom right off the back, but if it's like repeatedly
and I say something to you and you don't say nothing to her ever,
Okay, So you want me to say something, you want me to say
something, You want me to stick up for myself, now, okay,
cool, tell you now, I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna
say that. You and that big back bitch better leave me the fuck alone.
Okay, you and that big back bitch better stay out my face.
Because I asked you to check her, and I came to you humbly,
I came to you respectfully. I came to you and her both ways,
ddayn't work out. So now your mom's a fat bitch to her face,
that's it. I don't know. There's nothing else for me to say.
Chef Night Ewing says, when they go low, I guess we're getting into
the dirt together. She You ain't gotta tell me twice when they go low,
we mud wrestling? What's up? What's up? What's up? When
they go low, I'm putting them in the sharpshooter, So what's up?
So what's up? It's nothing else for me to say? What else can
I say? At this point? Hollywood Ah says, no disrespect from my
spouse will be tolerated. This is the energy that I wanted. That is
the energy that I wanted, especially because I came to you before I even
came to her, not even with the fat bitch shit. I came to
him and said, Hey, I don't really like the way your mom treats
me. I feel like she's a little disrespectful, just a little bit.
Do you mind saying something to her? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know. I know. Okay, second time, did you get a
chance to say something to your mom? Because I feel like it didn't really
get better? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm doing I'm doing it
third time. Hey man, I'm not gonna lie. I'm really at a
breaking point. So I would like you to say something. I'm gonna say
something. No, no, no, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna
say it. I'm gonna say it, and didn't say it. So I
said it, your fat bitch. So yeah, there's that. That's what
I learned, and that's what I learned. Boom M. Moving on.
I don't know if you guys picked this up about me or not, but
I'm not really the girl who watches a lot of reality TV like Basketball,
Wives, Love and hip hop, Love is Blind. All that reality TV
stuff. It don't really it don't really interest me. All that reality TV
stuff, it don't really interest you. I'm not really into reality TV period.
Right, And before you go ahead jumping out the window talking about oh
my god, bro sheet to one, she don't be watching that ratchet TV
stuff. I am going to sci fi your ass to death. Okay.
I am going to make you sit down and watch every fantasy movie series show
that pops up on any of my feeds. So if you're willing to tolerate
that, I'm the girl for you. Like we go on Game of Thrones,
Rings of Power, like everything everything. I don't know much about PowerBook
one two or seven. I assume they're at seven now. But if you
want to talk some trill shit about you know why I don't feel like brand
should have ended up being the king at the end of Game of Thrones,
Let's do it. Let's do it. I can chime in on that conversation.
I got you. If you want to talk about you know, Tyreek
or BMF something like that. Unfortunately, I don't have much to contribute to
the conversation. However, if you want to discuss, you know, how
I became a superhero or you know, something like that, it's a movie,
not me, Not me, y'all. I know, I know,
I'll be saying I'm a superhero all the time. But it's a movie on
Netflix called How It Became a Superhero. Check it out. It's pretty cool.
If you want to talk about that, Yeah, it's me. I
want to do it. If you someone said, currently watch your xpilese,
if you want to recap X files, I'm the girl for you. Like,
if you want to swap Area fifty one theory is cool. Area fifty
one theories. That's my shit. But at your TV not so much,
not so much. I don't really know much about that, so they're sa
Alpha says, what happens with those who has did check their mom repeatedly but
it continues? Is it then okay to encourage baby to stand up and check
her? Two? That's a good question. So they said, after your
partner checks the mom, should the partner then encourage you to check the mom?
That's interesting. That's interesting because on one hand, I feel like if
you can't control her or have her curb her tongue, now I feel like
I'm going to seek violence because what is going to be a positive outcome?
Right? How can it be a positive outcome if you've already tried to check
her and nothing happen. So what am I going to say differently to her
that it is going to resonate with her enough for her to feel like she's
not going to say those things? I don't know. But then I feel
like if I don't say nothing, she's gonna think I'm a pump. She's
gonna keep thinking I'm sweet, and it's just gonna keep going. So do
we avoid it altogether and then stop going to functions where she's at? Damn?
What if she made good potato salad? Now I want to come over
on the holidays m me personally myself, I would say something into her,
but I would definitely put on my customer service voice when I did it,
And I don't care what nationality is, I'm still gonna put on my customer
service voice so that she's No, I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but
I do want to make you aware of the way you're making me feel or
the way you're carrying yourself. You know what I mean? So, oh,
no, my bear, y'all. Yeah, So that's that. Next,
y'all know it's my favorite transition, favorite transition altogether. Next, can
y'all do me a favor? And before y'all hear this, I want y'all
to listen to it in entirety. Okay, and women, this message is
especially for you. And I know I don't like address y'all directly a lot,
but this one right here is directly for you. Okay. Stop saying
y'all want Courtney niggas. The corny nigga sis for me? Okay, don't
I'm seeing this little uprising. If everyone's talking about, oh, I want
a corny nigga, I don't want a corny nigga. Sis. You can't
handle a corny nigga, because soon as he starts speaking a high Valerian or
start doing a n Ruto run, you're not gonna get it. You're not
gonna get it. You're not gonna understand. You weren't made for this life.
Okay, You're not going to get it. Okay, Like I understand
that you've been dealing with a bunch of futures, okay, and now unfortunately
they've turned you into a future. So you're gonna run into this fine specimen
that you have declared a corny nigga, and you ain't gonna know what to
do with him. You ain't gonna know what to do with him. You
ain't built for this lifestyle. What you're gonna do when he pull out his
catana sour sis? What you're gonna do? Tell your friends he where the
shit? That's what you are going to do, Okay, So stop all
this talk up. Oh I want a corny nigga. First of all,
why is he deemed corny because he don't want to go out in club twenty
four seven? Because he may not indulge in drugs and drinking and stuff.
Because he's helen into his fitness and he don't want to eat them poor chalks
because he want a strict, high protein bocarp diet. Okay, you're not
used to this. Okay, what you're gonna do when he pull out his
shaker and start doing his protein shape and start trying to describe to you the
difference between fucking creatine and something else, you'll know. You'll know. All
you know is you sicker than niggas who have done you dirty. So now
you want a corny nigga. Nah, lead them blurts to me, Leave
them blurts to me, big dog. Okay, you ain't up on this.
You ain't been up on this. So Elphi says, we blurds are
up right now choose wisely. Ha kas Mala says, I just want a
guy I can go to cosplay events with dog. Y'all already know, you're
already know I'm heavy into the cosplay. Y'all already know me and my son
be dressed up at all the comic cons. I'm not gonna be having gone
since Coldwick It though, but y'all know that's my shit. Yeah, I
want a nigga who's friend to go hit the cosplay with me? Like,
what's up, you're trying to go to comic con or what? And you
gotta be willing to be like full into character with me, like, what's
up? You down the rutum? Hold on, I'm trying to read the
comments, y'all my bad? Yeah, man like, and then I feel
like also in the same token, not just you're not gonna understand him,
and it thinks that he does. If you get somebody that's outside of your
usual character, they may not understand this. Man may not understand why you
behave the way you do too. He's not gonna understand why you're arguing in
the comments in the shade room with people you don't know. This isn't this
is unfathomable for him. He's not going to get it. He's not gonna
get it. Sis, He's not going to understand why you and Spice gang
showing get titties. He's not gonna get it. He's not gonna get it.
He's not going to get it. So I feel like to reiterate,
leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, Leave them to their tribe.
This is where they belong. Okay, don't be out here trying to
do a whole bunch your extra shit, especially if you're clothes minded. Don't
be out here trying to try some new shit, especially if you're clothes minded,
because nobody's gonna get it. Everyone's going to be confused. Okay,
it's a deb It's a deb alfit says, y'all pull up to the blyir
Kind in DC the weekend as a whole event. I've never been to the
one in DC. I've only gone to the Joints in Filling in New York.
But definitely drop them deets. I would definitely pull up kellel two twenty
four or one, says. The anime community said this a while back because
they tried to make dating us trendy what so this has been going on for
a long time. I recently saw this pop up where everybody was talking about,
oh, I want me a nerd nigga who wants to stay in the
house or you know, I want me, and he was making the memes
of the fucking niggas. And I don't like that. My tribe is not
a meme. Okay, we're more than a meme. My tribe is more
than a meme. Okay, But I honest say, I don't feel like
the blurds would be my full tribe because I feel like I'm in that switch
community where we just like are able to function between both crowds. I don't
want to say floaters, but we're just appreciative of both communities. But I
do think I dabble more in the blur community. Yeah, how are you
on? Time? Shot? All right? So you know what time?
And this, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another break. We're gonna
pay some bills. Be right back, boom and ribigity back. Okay,
so let's send y'all. Now, y'all know, I'm a pretty lovable person.
So I have, you know, a lot of friends. Some of
those friends have to be of the male species, right, So I embarrass
myself, y'all. So I happen to be talking to my friend and I
look down on an accidentally glanced at his dick. I then, don't on
purpose you ever look down and accidentally glanced at somebody dick, and then even
worse, glance at your friends dick right now? Immediately I look away,
right, but I feel like he saw me looking. So I'm like,
fuck it, I just gotta acknowledge it. Maybe I shouldn't. I don't
care. I feel like if I don't, it's gonna be weird. If
I don't acknowledge it, it's going to be weird. So what do I
do. I'm like, hey, my bad, dog, I feel like
you saw me just staring at your dick. My bad. I just it
was an accident. But now since we're at a point of confession, I
gotta let it all out. So I'm like, word vomit. At this
point, I'm like, yeah, And I don't know if you know,
but like earlier this week you posted a picture and we can all see your
dick again. He's like, what the fuck is happening right now? And
I'm like, yeah, I just want to I wasn't gonna say nothing,
but since you just caught me staring at it, I feel like I gotta
say something. And for the record, we are very platonic. We are
very platonic. I should have said this in the beginning, but we are
very platonic. We have never crossed the line, we have never done anything
inappropriate, none of that. I think this nigga changed your kind of draws.
He were something because it's been poking like and I'm like, what the
fuck is happening here? Like I can't do anything about this, like you
just naturally glance. You can't help it. So back to the picture.
So he's like, wait, wait, wait, what, what the fuck
is happening? And I'm like, yeah, earlier in the week, we
can see your dick, and he's like, yo, show me soon.
Then I pull it up and before he even turned it all the way around,
he's like, what the fuck And he's like a flabbergast, and I'm
like, oh man, but now I don't feel weird anymore, so I'm
better. He probably feels weird, but I feel great. So yeah,
is it just me? I'm the only one who accidentally glances as Dix before
the record. I'm not good at ignoring obvious things. If it was a
female and her nipples were hard, I'd stare at her nipples and then I
look away, and I'm like, my bad dog, you're gonna be staring
at your nipples just like that, the same way that I would say it
to him. I'm not a pervert. I'm not I'm not I'm not inappropriate,
but like certain things, it's like a car crash. You can't help
but look like you're just going to glance towards it. That's just human nature
to me. That's what I feel like anyway. So this week I stared
at my friends Dick and that's that's my uh, thank you for coming to
my ted talk. All right, So shod would you like to get into
UM some edibles? I know it's for twenty but it's not those type of
edibles. So the edible portion of the show is when we read questions,
comments or stories that you guys send in UM and if you would like to
submit something, and it isn't on the Thursdays when I usually put up the
prompts, you can always email inquiries at stormyp dot com and send your long
stories, send your longer questions or if you got something you really want to
talk about one Monday, girl, you got something you really give to chus
on Wednesday? Boo. Okay, throw it all in their inquiries at Stormy
p pea dot com. All right, so the first one is nice little,
nice little gym. We got here, guys, nice little story.
Okay, it says long time listener, first time caller. I'm a thirty
two year old flight attendant for Delta Airlines and because I travel so much,
I can never get past a second or third date with a woman because they
claim I'm a hoe and can't be trusted, or they lose interest because I'm
hard to get in touch with most days, or they say I'm not interested
in them because I'm not offering flight benefits. Any advice on dating someone serious,
or should I just stick to these layover flings? You know what,
sir, I just want to start by saying, my heart goes out to
you, because I definitely understand what you mean, and I feel like if
you were a female, it will be a little less complicated because men genuinely
or generally require a little less attention. But if a woman feels like she
can't get in contact you for four hours at a time, or if she
feels like you know you're being distant when you're actually distant in the fucking sky,
okay, there might be a little bit of pushback there. So I
understand exactly what you feel, and I think your feelings are completely valid and
completely normal. I also understand in some point what these women may be going
through, because, as we all know, the dating pool got p in
it. We've all agreed, we've all agreed, we had a big meeting
and we all agreed. The dating pool has p in it. So it's
like, how do I decipher from these men who are just trying to get
my pants or these men who are trying to waste my time, or who
aren't really serious or who don't really want a relationship. It's hard on both
fronts to specifically ask your question answer your question. I would say, when
you do have these chances to talk to these women, are your conversations valuable?
Okay? Because you have such an interesting career now, it's not the
time to hit her with you know, what's your favorite color? You can't
be doing it. You can't afford to do that. You have to come
out with something that's going get her attention and keep her attention. So asked
about her interests, I'm not gonna lie. You might have to look into
her interests and find something that you don't really care about just to maintain our
communication, or something to hold her own over during your flights. Right,
And also it's important to be upfront when you meet these women. You gotta
tell them like, yo, I'm a flight attendant. There are going to
be long periods of time where you're not able to get in contact with me.
But when I land, I guarantee that I will talk to you back,
or if we decide that we want to invest in each other, I
will make time for you. You have to reassure her that this is something
that's worth a while. But then, because you know I like to be
objective, it's hard because how can you even get to the point where you
have time to reassure these women if you're not getting past a second or third
date. I feel for you, my brother, I feel for you,
So I would say I will put you in the same boat as someone who
is kind of long distance dating, because since you are right, so when
we talk about timelines for regular people and long distance dating, they're absolutely different,
one thousand percent different, because shit that you might do by date two
when you're dating someone who lives four states away is not the same thing you
would do with somebody on date two who lives twenty three minutes away, you
know what I mean. So, unfortunately, I feel like you might have
to be a little bit more advanced. But I agree that doesn't mean you
automatically put short you on to get the buddy pass. No, that's not
it. That's not it. But I'm saying you will have to do a
little bit more only because you are working with a little less. I hope
I explained that shot that I explained that well any other things I missed.
Shod says you should date a flight attendant. This could also be a thing.
I'm not mad at this, but my only pushback with dating a flight
attendant is now the little bit of time that you had for her, you're
now going to have less with the flight attendant because she's on her own flight
path as well. So what if it just happened to be a solid two
weeks where y'all on opposite shifts, you know what I mean, Like every
time you're off the plane, she's in the air, and vice versa.
So I honestly think they mean a flight attendant will be harder. They would
be more understanding, but I think it would be harder. But I'm going
to suggest being more purposeful, more inventive, and more creative with your conversations,
being up front when you meet these women. And I'm also going to
suggest maybe try long distance dating, because if it's somebody who you automatically aren't
going to have access to anyway, would they even notice if you're taking these
long periods or these long pause It's like it's not like you're going to see
them on Friday and the Pisa stole. So it's like, try the Webbins
and if it does work out, make sure I get an invite to the
wedding. And there's that. Okay, next question, can you ever get
someone back after you cheat? It? But not in a physical way,
just texting a woman. I do appreciate you for acknowledging that there are different
forms of cheating. You do not have to insert your gentit tools or have
genitals inserted into you forward to be considered cheating. I do think that texting
is a form of cheating. Now, I do want to ask, and
I wish we could have had this conversation beforehand. What the fuck was you
texting? Okay? Now, I say that because if you are just you
know, being a little too friendly for someone giving someone a good morning text
every day, that's different than you saying, you know, when you get
here, I'm an eat your pussy from the back. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's different. That's differ. That's different. That's different.
Right. So when you say texting and can you come back from it?
It depends. It depends what you were texting. Certain things are unforgivable,
right if you know that reference, we should be friends. Other things you
can come back from. But certain things, my man, you can't.
You can't. The trust is going, The trust is going, And I
won't say you can I take that back. I'm going to say it is
going to be considerably harder for you to come back because trust is such a
funny thing. It takes a certain effort to build, but it takes almost
nothing to break right and once it's going, depending on the person you're dealing
with and what they're past traumazon are, this can be exceptionally difficult. So
if this is for you and you happened to lost your girl because you was
texting, I'm gonna say, yes, you can come back potentially, but
you have to ask yourself, are you done texting bitches? Are you done
texting bitches? Dude? Can you one thousand percent with certainties say right now
you would not engage in that behavior again. If you can't, don't even
worry about getting a back, big dog. Okay, focus on yourself,
king, all right, But if you can and you like and you have
to want to do it for you. You can't say I'm never going to
text another girl because I hate the way it makes her feel. That's nice,
but that's not enough. You have to say I am never going to
text another girl because that's not what the fuck I'm supposed to do, because
that's not what a loyal man does. And when you get there, if
you were already there, when you get there, that's when you need to
start putting in the work to figure out how you're gonna get your girl back.
But you can't potitionally come back. As long as you wasn't asking any
other females to Lamborghini your doors. Okay, as long as you wasn't texting
bitches saying yo, let me put a thumbing it. But this is why
this is unhinged behavior that you probably will not lamborghini your doors is when the
man puts his legs up while he gets his ass eight. So, as
long as you wasn't asking a woman to lamborghini your doors, shot said,
cut the fucking cameras. Shot said, you got seven minutes. As long
as you wasn't asking a woman to Lamborghini your doors, you'll be good.
You'll be all right, Okay, you'll make it um my last question.
It's from the who hurts You broad podcast. Shout out to them. Make
sure you'll tune in the tap end. So she said, or he said,
or they said. It's a topic. We were talking about Good Dick
or New Dick. I'm not gonna lie. I'm the type of girl where
I'm always gonna go with old reliable. I am always gonna go with old
reliable, right, because I'm not a gambler. I'm not a gambler.
I don't like to take a lot of chances. I like to go with
what I know and bet on that. Right. So I've never been enticed
by New Dick because it could be small. It could be small. Now
here, I am leaving my fat sausage at home for a shrimp cocktail.
What that's Ruda, Chris, Luda Chris. And honestly, if my fat
sausage is paying the bills, if he's laying it right, okay, is
he getting my oil changed? Okay? Is he taking care of a business?
Why would I even want to risk that on a shrimp cocktail. Now,
on the flip side of this, I could be risking a fat sausage
for fat or sausage. Right, I could be like chancing running into you
know, a meat hammer. I could, but I don't like those odds.
I don't like those odds. I told you I'm not a gambler,
baby, Okay. So me personally, I'm gonna say good dick every time.
There's a lot of people out there that's gonna say new dick because I
feel like people are enticed by the thrill, the chase. They want it.
It's something new, something they never had before. Oh my god,
fear of missing out bomo is real. Not me. I don't care about
that. I don't care about that at all. Like take it, you
can have it. I don't need it. That's a dope, especially because
I got a fast five stage Like what what? All right, y'all,
I listen, don't forget. If you want me to read your questions,
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come and shoot here on short notice. Shout out to Denity Kane, keV
the Kid, Kooky cow All, my producers at Tryjam Studios. We're just
at a new studio this week while we get some things figured out. I'm
not gonna like it was hot in their last week. It was hot,
Okay, my tennies were sweating my edge. Just sweat it off, all
right. I'm so happy on the footage from last week, you can't see
that my mustache was sweating. Yeah, yeah, my mustache was sweating.
Okay. So we need to get some shit figured out. And in the
meantime, you want to see us bouncing around, well, you want to
see me bouncing around at different places, not unless shot say I can come
back. Listen man, I love you guys, and I'll see you next
week. And if you don't remember anything else, please remember Lamborghini dors.
I love you and I see you next week. Piece