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Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite

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baby Mama, Stormy Pe and welcome
to another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip

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the modern day female perspective. Damn
Son back at it again. And if

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you are watching on YouTube, you
might notice that we are not in our

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usual studio today. We are in
Studio seven. And the great thing about

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Studio seven is that it comes with
your own emotional support animal. So today,

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if you hear pinting in the background, it's seven. It's a huge

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rockwaller and I'm going to steal them. Okay, so let's get into some

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stuff, y'all. I want to
talk about a lot of things today.

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And the first one that's really been
weighing hard, like heavy on my heart

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is that a lot of y'all be
shooting yourselves in the foot when you post

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you and your friends on your page. Okay, because I'll be thinking some

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of y'all are fine as hell.
Oh okay, I'd be ready to take

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some of y'all down until I see
mister Hellcad two on five standing next to

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you. Yeah, yeah, you
was fine until I glanced and looked at

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everybody. And now I want mister
hellcad two on five, and I feel

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like, don't be that guy who
doesn't tag his friends. I don't like

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that. I don't like that.
I don't like the men who don't tag

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their fine ass friends. You know
why I'm here. You know why we

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y'all here. Don't act like that. Don't act like that. Okay,

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because now my dumbass is scrolling through
pictures from thirty seven weeks ago, trying

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to find him in the comments.
I'm scrolling through everything. I didn't found

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out who baby shower coming up?
I didn't found out what graduation y'all was

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at? What ball game you went
too on Saturday? Because I'm trying to

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find this fine nigga with the blue
shirt. Where's the fine nigga with the

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blue shirt? Okay, don't do
that. Won't like that. I don't

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like that for you. I don't
like that for you. I feel like,

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if you know your friends is fine, tag them. Okay. Now

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the downside of that is we're gonna
go to your friend if he's more fine.

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But hey, baby, that's the
game. That's just the game.

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I gotta have to say about that. That's just the fucking game. Hold

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on, let me check out the
live the omni strong says, thirty seven

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weeks. That's crazy. Yes,
Okay, if he's fine enough, I

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will do the research. I'll put
the time in. Okay, if he

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is fine enough, I don't mind. I don't mind doing it. I'll

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do it. I'll do it.
I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed.

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I'll say it again, I'll do
it. If he is fine enough,

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I will go to three other people
pages to find him. Okay, And

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don't make it seem like I'm by
myself, because if you think I am,

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I'm not. I'm not. If
fellas, y'all be doing the same

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thing, so, so don't do
that. Don't do that. Y'all do

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the same thing. If one girl
post a picture of all her friends,

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you're gonna tell me you're not gonna
go through to find who's that woman in

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the yellow sun dress. Y'all not
gonna try to find who's the woman in

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the yellow sun dress. Y'all not
gonna try to find who's the woman in

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the yellow sun dress. You are? You are? You are? So

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I just feel like we need to
be we need to be honest with ourselves.

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We all do the same thing.
We all do the same thing.

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More all the story is tag you'll
find ass friends, okay, please.

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Homer Street says, we do exactly
because you do facts on d Vive.

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Hey girl, Hey, hold on, y'all saving Donna live. Give me

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a second, Give me a second. She gonna work for it, Yes

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I am. I'm gonna work for
it, okay, because if he's worth

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it, I'm gonna work for It's
nothing wrong with that, Absolutely nothing wrong

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with that. I don't mind.
I don't mind speaking of things to complain

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about. Will not be hearing y'all
talk about how like how all the men

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out here got kids, and how
you know all the men out here got

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like three or four baby moms.
It just doesn't resonate with me. When

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I hear y'all complain about men and
they baby mama drama. I can't relate

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because the men would no kids be
finding me. I'm not trying to be

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that guy. Hey, I'm not
trying to be that guy. But the

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men would no kids be finding me, they'd be finding your girl, okay.

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And I feel like I honestly,
I'm not even gonna lie. The

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last maybe four or five guys that
I was like talking to texting, talking

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whatever. None of them had kids. None of them had kids. Absolutely

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none of them have kids. It's
like, and then when I run into

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these guys who don't have kids,
it's like they see me and this opulent

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uterus and they say, oh,
yeah, this is where I want to

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start. This is where I want
to start. Let's have kids, this

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is where I want to start.
Baby, No, that's not that's that's

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not much you're doing. Remember,
you'd have made it this far. Don't

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waste your good track. Wragord on
me. Okay, don't waste your good

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track. Wagort on me. You
ain't even gotta do all that, big

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dog. You ain't even gotta do
all that big dog. We're good.

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We are good, And honestly,
sometimes I'll be thinking, like you'd have

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met how many women in your lifetime? What about me? Said? Hey,

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finish shoot the club? But why
baby wait waits? What was you

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doing before me? Like? No, you you're gonna slept me out like

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you're be doing everybody else. I'm
good, I'm good, I'm good.

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We don't have to we don't have
to do too much. But I am

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honestly serious when I say I run
into so many men who don't have kids,

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and for whatever reason, they decide
this is where they want to start.

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Why why you running into all these
niggas but you still single? Yes,

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yes, Guru Fresh, I'm running
into all these niggas, but I'm

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still single, and I'm gonna tell
you why. I'm one of those women

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who are single by choice. Honestly, as cliche as it sounds, we

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want some real shit. Look at
me, right, I'm attractive, I

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have things going for myself. I
don't necessarily need to do a lot for

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attention. So if I wanted a
man, I think we all agree I

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can have a man. I just
haven't found the man that I want,

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and I've decided that I'm not going
to get a man until it's the man

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that I want, and I'm not
gonna lie. Y'all almost slipped up and

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said settle, but we're not doing
that. It's not settling. It is,

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but that's not the word that I
want to use. I mean,

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technically, if I'm with somebody who's
not like, you know, what I

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want, and that would kind of
be settling. Chef Knight Ewing said,

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speaking for myself, I have accepted
that I will be a stepdad before I'm

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a dad. You don't have to
be a stepdad before you're a dad.

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Like, I think there's this narrative
that everybody over the age of twenty four

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has a child, and it's not
true. I feel like it's definitely a

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narrative that everyone over the twenty four, especially in the African American community,

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has a child. But that's not
real, Like, there are so many

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people who are childless. Like,
you don't have to feel like you have

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to be a step mom. If
you don't want to, you don't have

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to. If you don't want to
be a stepdad, you don't have to

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be a stepdad. Like, it's
not mandatory. They want to trap you

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in their lives if you get pregnant, they sure do. Aaron Nash seventy

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three, and they must not know
your girl will go get a Smith moortion

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real quick, listen, call it
what you want, Okay, don't call

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yourself trying to trap me, and
you're gonna be disappointed. You gonna be

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the one crying in the car.
Okay, you will be crying in the

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car when you come pick me up
from thirteen for Lucas. Crying in the

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car, Okay, baby, this, ain't it? That? Ain't that

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nonchalant Niche says yes, yes,
and as son two scap says, so

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your mother another nigga kid? Yes, absolutely, you're being tripping. I

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would definitely mother somebody else's kid.
Listen, I keep trying to tell y'all,

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it's step mommy season, all right, and your girl does not mind

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stepping up to the plate and being
a step mom. And I'm gonna tell

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you why, all right, I
have a son, so I would hope

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that when my child's father finds somebody
that he likes, she's like dope enough

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to be a substitute me. So
I don't mind being a substitute mom for

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somebody else, Like I don't mind
standing in to clean booboos, to fix

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pony's tails, to do braids and
buretts and baldies. I don't mind doing

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that like I do it anyway,
So why wouldn't I do it for my

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kid? And that's not to say
that that's something everybody wants to take part

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in. The step mommy and stepdaddy
life ain't for everybody. And if it

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ain't for you, cool, I'm
just saying me. I'm getting me and

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my stepbaby, some fruit, fruit
snacks, okay, some goldfish okay.

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I am going to be that girl, okay, And I really hope that

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I don't run into somebody who has
like a weird co parent. That's what

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makes things tough when co parent is
weird, super super weird, because it's

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like, girl, please please,
if it's over, it's over. Let

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it be over, right. Don't
block your blessings for someone else who's willing

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to love your child when you can't
beat here twenty four seven, and that's

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real, that's real. I am
forty and still no children. Let's tain

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a sweet pay You better talk your
shit, girl. Yes, let them

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know they out here? Hollywood two
five says I enjoy being both as long

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as I have, and I will
be Lee Swint seven. I'm thirty nine

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with no kids. Y'all hear this, y'all hear this. Don't they out

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here? I told y'all. Darrel
the rock Star said, when did settling

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become a bad word? The goal
is to settle down, right. I

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think the goal is to settle down, but not settle. And what I

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mean is the goal is to find
someone who completes you, who becomes your

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partner, in life, someone you
can depend on, someone you can rely

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on, someone you can settle down
with and plant roots. Settle down.

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The goal is not to just settle. The goal is not to find someone

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that you're gonna bicker and argue it
every three days. The goal is not

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to be with somebody who presents you
don't even really like being around. The

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goal is not to find somebody who
you feel like you can't trust, you

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can't depend on, you can't confide
in. That's settling. The goal is

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not to be with somebody you don't
see yourself physically in love with in five

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years. That's not the goal.
That's settling. And I'm talking about settling

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down. I want to settle down, you know what I mean. I

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don't want to settle. You say
you're waiting for the man you want,

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but you're running into nigga as you
only want for the moment to scap.

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Well. When I say running into
I mean men that I encounter in passing.

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Every man that I encounter in passing
doesn't get access to me. Some

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men don't even get my phone number. They get stopped at the Instagram.

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Some men don't make it to a
first date. They get stopped in the

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messages. So when I say running
into it's not just all the men that

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I'm dating, it's literally the men
that I'm encountering as I'm on my dating

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journey. You know what I mean. Let's see nonchalant Niche says, fucking

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real, it's cheaper to be a
step mom. I love this, I

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love this. Can I says settled
down, not settled. That's a word.

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Period sists. Come on, somebody, you know the vibes, But

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yeah, I want that for everybody. I want you all to remember and

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be mindful of. The goal is
to settle down, not settle. That's

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where I thought that in my heart. And honestly, I'm not gonna lie,

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y'all. I know a lot of
people that settled. I know a

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lot of people that got married because
they had been with the same person for

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a long period of time and they
knew that their family wasn't going to accept

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anybody else, or they just figured
we've been together so long, mine's gonna

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do it. Technically, Jagged Age
said that shit, and I ain't gonna

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lie. And everyone asks like this
is a beautiful love song, but they

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literally said, we ain't getting no
younger we might as well do it.

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Let me tell you something, Jagged
Edge, Okay, I only know Brian.

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Do you know any other members of
Jaggada's name? Okay, Bryan was

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one of those flins I think.
Let me tell you something. Okay,

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don't don't you fix your lips to
sit here and tell me we ain't getting

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no younger, so we might as
well do it. That's something you say

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about goddamn getting tacos for lunch,
goddamn skydiving. Even you don't tell me

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a good reason to get married is
we ain't getting no younger? Minds gonna

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do it? What the hell is
this? What life is this? I

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am so confused. I am so
confusion. Everyone acts like, let's get

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married by jagget Edge is such a
beautiful love song. But y'all miss the

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part when they said, Yo,
we ain't getting no younger, we might

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as well do it. I guess
yes. I mean, if you want

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to go down to the flea market, we ain't getting no younger, we

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might as well check it out.
Baby no, baby, no, hell

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no. Google Fresh says you're a
little delusional. I see delusional bar.

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What that's a bar? That's a
bar? You want someone to tell your

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daughter we should get married because we
ain't getting no younger, we might as

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well do it. That's what you
want. I'm the delusional one, that's

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crazy, nonchally Niche says, tell
Jacket Edge they can eat a fat dick,

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because that makes no sense. Now, don't get me wrong. I

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ain't taking nothing from him. The
harmonies is there, Okay, the other

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went to the song. It's beautiful, it's tear jerking, it's heartful,

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soulful. But baby, when you're
saying we ain't getting no younger, we

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might as well do it, that's
where you lost me. That's where you

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lost me. Okay, that's where
I myself got off the training. Because

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that's not it. You better tell
me I make you feel like the I

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give you a burning sensation of a
thousand sons, not in your webing,

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not in your weaving. Okay,
you better tell me. Okay, you

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missed me like the desert missus rain. Okay, you better tell me you're

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ready to grab three of your friends
and stand in the desert wearing all leather,

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ready to cry from me. That's
something I want to hear when you

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talk about why we should get married, not just I guess we ain't doing

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it. When you were giving me
reasons or why you want to get married,

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I want you to say something.
I'm like, Listen, I talked

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to God and he told me that
you are the one. When you're giving

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me reasons or why we should get
married, I want you to say You're

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the first thing I think about in
the morning and the last thing I think

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about at night, and I can't
see my life without you. I want

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you to say stuff like, listen, you may not be my first,

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but I want you to be my
last. Everything. Those are reasons.

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Those are reasons. Okay, we
ain't getting no younger, we might as

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well do it. That ain't it? That ain't it for me? That

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ain't it that? That's not the
bar. That's not the bar. I

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don't I'm here to say that is
not the bar. Still a beautiful tone.

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I'm probably still gonna play it at
my wedding. But so, what

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so, what so, what so? What so? What? Um so

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we are let's play some bills.
We want to pay some bills, all

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right, biggitty back back back,
um so. Some other things that I

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found this week while I was,
you know, on my journey. I've

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decided that I'm no longer going to
say that someone wasted my time. If

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I'm dating someone and it does don't
work out, I'm no longer going to

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say that they wasted my time because
I realize that not everyone was sent to

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be your husband. Some were sent
to teach you the lessons you need to

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become a good wife. So,
like I said, I'm no longer going

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to say that someone wasted my time
because some people are sent to teach you

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lessons to become a good wife,
a good husband, etc. Right.

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For example, my last person was
sent to me to teach me that you

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can't call his mom a fat bitch. You can't you, you can't,

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you can't you, you can't do
that. They don't like that. Yeah,

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yeah, that's it's a little hard
to come back from that. Um

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so, yeah, my last person
taught me that you can't call his mom

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a fat bitch. It's not it's
a hard recovery process, and it's a

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lesson that I learned. I don't
care. I don't care. Now.

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My whole thing is y'all all on
a live talking about disrespectful out o what

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not. Once did someone say,
what did she do to make you call

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her a fat bitch. Nobody cares. Nobody want to stay on my side

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of the story. Huh, Nobody
cares about my side of the story.

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Nobody cares about my side of the
story. Another thing, on a live

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nobody asked how much did you weigh? Nobody cares. Nobody cares. We're

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all just stuck on the fact that
I called her a fat bitch. Good

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though, what if she's actually fat? If she's actually fat, was it

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wrong? Y'all didn't say? Like, yo, what did she do?

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Like? Y'all don't know. I'm
a really nice person. I'm a really

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nice person. So if I called
her a fat bitch, she must have

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been a fat bitch. She was
a fat bitch for the record. That's

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first. A second thing is,
you know we had an exchangement of words,

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right, and in order to get
respect for a large part, you

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have to give respect. Now,
I'm gonna give you respect right off the

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back. However, if you choose
to then turn around and continuously disrespect me

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with your big ass back, guess
what. Eventually you're gonna become a fat

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bitch. Yeah, you you issue
Now. I'm not saying this should be

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a rule of thumb, and this
is how we should carry ourselves in a

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day to day basis. But I
do understand that sometimes emotions get high.

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Okay, sometimes the incredible Hulk makes
you rip your shirt, it open and

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call somebody, MA, I'm a
fat bitch. You can't control that.

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You can't control that. However,
I don't suggest this as a plan of

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action unless you can throw some hands, especially if you got a lot of

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sisters. This ain't for everybody.
Don't don't be like, oh Storm,

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he told me, I can do
this. It's gonna work out. This

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ain't for everybody. I just want
to sprinkle that in there right now,

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and just like salt bags, sprinkle
that and there this this, this ain't

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for everybody. Hollywood two five says, how could anybody just respect you?

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This is what I'm saying. I
feel like now me and you were on

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the same page, because in my
mind, why would you want to I'm

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really nice, y'all. And I
know I say it all the time,

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but I'm really nice. Shot ain't
I'm nice? He's not viciously y'all,

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viciously a vicious nod? I am
will that dude, You're so beautiful ladylike

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but still won't take no shit.
I love that. Thank you, Thank

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you, someone who sees me.
I feel seen in this moment. I

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appreciate you, and I appreciate that. But the more the story is be

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respectful unless somebody disrespects you. I
think that's fair. I think that's fair.

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Okay, okay, okay. I
know we should all be like Michelle

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Obama, when they go low,
we go high. But sometimes I'm in

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the middle. Sometimes I'm in the
middle. I'm allowed to be in the

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middle. Sometimes I'm human. I
know, I know, surprise, surprise.

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Even though you know I'm a Power
Ranger, I'm still human. Okay,

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So, speaking of Power Rangers,
I hope y'all saw it on Netflix.

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I don't think now it's an appropriate
time to talk about it, but

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if anyone wants to talk about it, sliding my DMS at Stormy p Pea,

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we can talk about the Power Rangers
movie on Netflix. Just want to

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slide that in there. Anyway,
Back to business, So, yeah,

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you know, sometimes you're be in
the middle, like and honestly, I

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feel like respect is respect right,
But eventually, you know, you have

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to check people or they're going to
continue to disrespect you. Now, am

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I saying calling her fat bitch was
right? No, I'm not. I'm

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not. But you know, at
that point, I feel like if your

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partner is allowing someone to disrespect you
and isn't checking them mom or not,

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like the Bible says, he who
finds a white finds a good thing.

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So me and you gotta be in
this together. Now. I'm not saying

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you gotta check your mom right off
the back, but if it's like repeatedly

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and I say something to you and
you don't say nothing to her ever,

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Okay, So you want me to
say something, you want me to say

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something, You want me to stick
up for myself, now, okay,

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cool, tell you now, I'm
not gonna say that. I'm not gonna

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say that. You and that big
back bitch better leave me the fuck alone.

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Okay, you and that big back
bitch better stay out my face.

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Because I asked you to check her, and I came to you humbly,

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I came to you respectfully. I
came to you and her both ways,

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ddayn't work out. So now your
mom's a fat bitch to her face,

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that's it. I don't know.
There's nothing else for me to say.

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Chef Night Ewing says, when they
go low, I guess we're getting into

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the dirt together. She You ain't
gotta tell me twice when they go low,

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we mud wrestling? What's up?
What's up? What's up? When

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they go low, I'm putting them
in the sharpshooter, So what's up?

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So what's up? It's nothing else
for me to say? What else can

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I say? At this point?
Hollywood Ah says, no disrespect from my

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spouse will be tolerated. This is
the energy that I wanted. That is

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the energy that I wanted, especially
because I came to you before I even

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came to her, not even with
the fat bitch shit. I came to

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him and said, Hey, I
don't really like the way your mom treats

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me. I feel like she's a
little disrespectful, just a little bit.

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Do you mind saying something to her? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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I know. I know. Okay, second time, did you get a

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chance to say something to your mom? Because I feel like it didn't really

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get better? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm doing I'm doing it

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third time. Hey man, I'm
not gonna lie. I'm really at a

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breaking point. So I would like
you to say something. I'm gonna say

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something. No, no, no, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna

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say it. I'm gonna say it, and didn't say it. So I

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said it, your fat bitch.
So yeah, there's that. That's what

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I learned, and that's what I
learned. Boom M. Moving on.

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I don't know if you guys picked
this up about me or not, but

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I'm not really the girl who watches
a lot of reality TV like Basketball,

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Wives, Love and hip hop,
Love is Blind. All that reality TV

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stuff. It don't really it don't
really interest me. All that reality TV

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stuff, it don't really interest you. I'm not really into reality TV period.

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Right, And before you go ahead
jumping out the window talking about oh

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my god, bro sheet to one, she don't be watching that ratchet TV

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stuff. I am going to sci
fi your ass to death. Okay.

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I am going to make you sit
down and watch every fantasy movie series show

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that pops up on any of my
feeds. So if you're willing to tolerate

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that, I'm the girl for you. Like we go on Game of Thrones,

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Rings of Power, like everything everything. I don't know much about PowerBook

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one two or seven. I assume
they're at seven now. But if you

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want to talk some trill shit about
you know why I don't feel like brand

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should have ended up being the king
at the end of Game of Thrones,

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Let's do it. Let's do it. I can chime in on that conversation.

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I got you. If you want
to talk about you know, Tyreek

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or BMF something like that. Unfortunately, I don't have much to contribute to

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the conversation. However, if you
want to discuss, you know, how

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I became a superhero or you know, something like that, it's a movie,

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not me, Not me, y'all. I know, I know,

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I'll be saying I'm a superhero all
the time. But it's a movie on

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Netflix called How It Became a Superhero. Check it out. It's pretty cool.

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If you want to talk about that, Yeah, it's me. I

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want to do it. If you
someone said, currently watch your xpilese,

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if you want to recap X files, I'm the girl for you. Like,

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if you want to swap Area fifty
one theory is cool. Area fifty

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one theories. That's my shit.
But at your TV not so much,

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not so much. I don't really
know much about that, so they're sa

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Alpha says, what happens with those
who has did check their mom repeatedly but

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it continues? Is it then okay
to encourage baby to stand up and check

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her? Two? That's a good
question. So they said, after your

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partner checks the mom, should the
partner then encourage you to check the mom?

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That's interesting. That's interesting because on
one hand, I feel like if

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you can't control her or have her
curb her tongue, now I feel like

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I'm going to seek violence because what
is going to be a positive outcome?

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Right? How can it be a
positive outcome if you've already tried to check

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her and nothing happen. So what
am I going to say differently to her

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that it is going to resonate with
her enough for her to feel like she's

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not going to say those things?
I don't know. But then I feel

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like if I don't say nothing,
she's gonna think I'm a pump. She's

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gonna keep thinking I'm sweet, and
it's just gonna keep going. So do

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we avoid it altogether and then stop
going to functions where she's at? Damn?

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What if she made good potato salad? Now I want to come over

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on the holidays m me personally myself, I would say something into her,

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but I would definitely put on my
customer service voice when I did it,

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And I don't care what nationality is, I'm still gonna put on my customer

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service voice so that she's No,
I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but

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I do want to make you aware
of the way you're making me feel or

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the way you're carrying yourself. You
know what I mean? So, oh,

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no, my bear, y'all.
Yeah, So that's that. Next,

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y'all know it's my favorite transition,
favorite transition altogether. Next, can

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y'all do me a favor? And
before y'all hear this, I want y'all

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to listen to it in entirety.
Okay, and women, this message is

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especially for you. And I know
I don't like address y'all directly a lot,

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but this one right here is directly
for you. Okay. Stop saying

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y'all want Courtney niggas. The corny
nigga sis for me? Okay, don't

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I'm seeing this little uprising. If
everyone's talking about, oh, I want

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a corny nigga, I don't want
a corny nigga. Sis. You can't

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handle a corny nigga, because soon
as he starts speaking a high Valerian or

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start doing a n Ruto run,
you're not gonna get it. You're not

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gonna get it. You're not gonna
understand. You weren't made for this life.

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Okay, You're not going to get
it. Okay, Like I understand

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that you've been dealing with a bunch
of futures, okay, and now unfortunately

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they've turned you into a future.
So you're gonna run into this fine specimen

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that you have declared a corny nigga, and you ain't gonna know what to

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do with him. You ain't gonna
know what to do with him. You

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ain't built for this lifestyle. What
you're gonna do when he pull out his

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catana sour sis? What you're gonna
do? Tell your friends he where the

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shit? That's what you are going
to do, Okay, So stop all

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this talk up. Oh I want
a corny nigga. First of all,

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why is he deemed corny because he
don't want to go out in club twenty

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four seven? Because he may not
indulge in drugs and drinking and stuff.

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Because he's helen into his fitness and
he don't want to eat them poor chalks

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because he want a strict, high
protein bocarp diet. Okay, you're not

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used to this. Okay, what
you're gonna do when he pull out his

403
00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:32.359
shaker and start doing his protein shape
and start trying to describe to you the

404
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:37.839
difference between fucking creatine and something else, you'll know. You'll know. All

405
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:41.359
you know is you sicker than niggas
who have done you dirty. So now

406
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:47.039
you want a corny nigga. Nah, lead them blurts to me, Leave

407
00:29:47.119 --> 00:29:51.000
them blurts to me, big dog. Okay, you ain't up on this.

408
00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:56.559
You ain't been up on this.
So Elphi says, we blurds are

409
00:29:56.640 --> 00:30:02.880
up right now choose wisely. Ha
kas Mala says, I just want a

410
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:07.880
guy I can go to cosplay events
with dog. Y'all already know, you're

411
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:11.000
already know I'm heavy into the cosplay. Y'all already know me and my son

412
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:15.079
be dressed up at all the comic
cons. I'm not gonna be having gone

413
00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:18.000
since Coldwick It though, but y'all
know that's my shit. Yeah, I

414
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:21.519
want a nigga who's friend to go
hit the cosplay with me? Like,

415
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:23.680
what's up, you're trying to go
to comic con or what? And you

416
00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:30.759
gotta be willing to be like full
into character with me, like, what's

417
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:40.839
up? You down the rutum?
Hold on, I'm trying to read the

418
00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:47.079
comments, y'all my bad? Yeah, man like, and then I feel

419
00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:51.279
like also in the same token,
not just you're not gonna understand him,

420
00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:55.039
and it thinks that he does.
If you get somebody that's outside of your

421
00:30:55.119 --> 00:31:00.240
usual character, they may not understand
this. Man may not understand why you

422
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:03.759
behave the way you do too.
He's not gonna understand why you're arguing in

423
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.960
the comments in the shade room with
people you don't know. This isn't this

424
00:31:08.039 --> 00:31:12.359
is unfathomable for him. He's not
going to get it. He's not gonna

425
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:17.200
get it. Sis, He's not
going to understand why you and Spice gang

426
00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:19.519
showing get titties. He's not gonna
get it. He's not gonna get it.

427
00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:26.880
He's not going to get it.
So I feel like to reiterate,

428
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:30.519
leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, Leave them to their tribe.

429
00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:34.599
This is where they belong. Okay, don't be out here trying to

430
00:31:34.599 --> 00:31:37.960
do a whole bunch your extra shit, especially if you're clothes minded. Don't

431
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:42.000
be out here trying to try some
new shit, especially if you're clothes minded,

432
00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:47.799
because nobody's gonna get it. Everyone's
going to be confused. Okay,

433
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:52.039
it's a deb It's a deb alfit
says, y'all pull up to the blyir

434
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:56.839
Kind in DC the weekend as a
whole event. I've never been to the

435
00:31:56.839 --> 00:32:00.000
one in DC. I've only gone
to the Joints in Filling in New York.

436
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:06.000
But definitely drop them deets. I
would definitely pull up kellel two twenty

437
00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:08.720
four or one, says. The
anime community said this a while back because

438
00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:14.839
they tried to make dating us trendy
what so this has been going on for

439
00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:17.200
a long time. I recently saw
this pop up where everybody was talking about,

440
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:19.880
oh, I want me a nerd
nigga who wants to stay in the

441
00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:22.599
house or you know, I want
me, and he was making the memes

442
00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:27.559
of the fucking niggas. And I
don't like that. My tribe is not

443
00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:30.839
a meme. Okay, we're more
than a meme. My tribe is more

444
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:34.519
than a meme. Okay, But
I honest say, I don't feel like

445
00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:38.000
the blurds would be my full tribe
because I feel like I'm in that switch

446
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:45.519
community where we just like are able
to function between both crowds. I don't

447
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:52.000
want to say floaters, but we're
just appreciative of both communities. But I

448
00:32:52.079 --> 00:33:00.759
do think I dabble more in the
blur community. Yeah, how are you

449
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.119
on? Time? Shot? All
right? So you know what time?

450
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:06.599
And this, ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for another break. We're gonna

451
00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:08.599
pay some bills. Be right back, boom and ribigity back. Okay,

452
00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:13.279
so let's send y'all. Now,
y'all know, I'm a pretty lovable person.

453
00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:15.920
So I have, you know,
a lot of friends. Some of

454
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:21.160
those friends have to be of the
male species, right, So I embarrass

455
00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:24.079
myself, y'all. So I happen
to be talking to my friend and I

456
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:28.799
look down on an accidentally glanced at
his dick. I then, don't on

457
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:32.839
purpose you ever look down and accidentally
glanced at somebody dick, and then even

458
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:39.200
worse, glance at your friends dick
right now? Immediately I look away,

459
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:44.319
right, but I feel like he
saw me looking. So I'm like,

460
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:46.759
fuck it, I just gotta acknowledge
it. Maybe I shouldn't. I don't

461
00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:50.480
care. I feel like if I
don't, it's gonna be weird. If

462
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:53.640
I don't acknowledge it, it's going
to be weird. So what do I

463
00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:57.000
do. I'm like, hey,
my bad, dog, I feel like

464
00:33:57.000 --> 00:34:01.119
you saw me just staring at your
dick. My bad. I just it

465
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:06.359
was an accident. But now since
we're at a point of confession, I

466
00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:08.880
gotta let it all out. So
I'm like, word vomit. At this

467
00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:12.320
point, I'm like, yeah,
And I don't know if you know,

468
00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:15.440
but like earlier this week you posted
a picture and we can all see your

469
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:22.880
dick again. He's like, what
the fuck is happening right now? And

470
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:24.239
I'm like, yeah, I just
want to I wasn't gonna say nothing,

471
00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:27.519
but since you just caught me staring
at it, I feel like I gotta

472
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.760
say something. And for the record, we are very platonic. We are

473
00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:32.480
very platonic. I should have said
this in the beginning, but we are

474
00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:36.960
very platonic. We have never crossed
the line, we have never done anything

475
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:40.440
inappropriate, none of that. I
think this nigga changed your kind of draws.

476
00:34:40.440 --> 00:34:43.400
He were something because it's been poking
like and I'm like, what the

477
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:46.480
fuck is happening here? Like I
can't do anything about this, like you

478
00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:51.719
just naturally glance. You can't help
it. So back to the picture.

479
00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:53.159
So he's like, wait, wait, wait, what, what the fuck

480
00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:57.400
is happening? And I'm like,
yeah, earlier in the week, we

481
00:34:57.440 --> 00:35:00.280
can see your dick, and he's
like, yo, show me soon.

482
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:05.400
Then I pull it up and before
he even turned it all the way around,

483
00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:13.360
he's like, what the fuck And
he's like a flabbergast, and I'm

484
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:16.440
like, oh man, but now
I don't feel weird anymore, so I'm

485
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:21.920
better. He probably feels weird,
but I feel great. So yeah,

486
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:27.000
is it just me? I'm the
only one who accidentally glances as Dix before

487
00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:35.880
the record. I'm not good at
ignoring obvious things. If it was a

488
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:38.599
female and her nipples were hard,
I'd stare at her nipples and then I

489
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:40.960
look away, and I'm like,
my bad dog, you're gonna be staring

490
00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:45.639
at your nipples just like that,
the same way that I would say it

491
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:50.840
to him. I'm not a pervert. I'm not I'm not I'm not inappropriate,

492
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:53.000
but like certain things, it's like
a car crash. You can't help

493
00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:58.400
but look like you're just going to
glance towards it. That's just human nature

494
00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:01.440
to me. That's what I feel
like anyway. So this week I stared

495
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:07.079
at my friends Dick and that's that's
my uh, thank you for coming to

496
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:12.800
my ted talk. All right,
So shod would you like to get into

497
00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:17.800
UM some edibles? I know it's
for twenty but it's not those type of

498
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:25.639
edibles. So the edible portion of
the show is when we read questions,

499
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:30.280
comments or stories that you guys send
in UM and if you would like to

500
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:34.440
submit something, and it isn't on
the Thursdays when I usually put up the

501
00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:40.000
prompts, you can always email inquiries
at stormyp dot com and send your long

502
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:44.000
stories, send your longer questions or
if you got something you really want to

503
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:45.840
talk about one Monday, girl,
you got something you really give to chus

504
00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:50.320
on Wednesday? Boo. Okay,
throw it all in their inquiries at Stormy

505
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:55.559
p pea dot com. All right, so the first one is nice little,

506
00:36:57.119 --> 00:36:59.559
nice little gym. We got here, guys, nice little story.

507
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:07.440
Okay, it says long time listener, first time caller. I'm a thirty

508
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:12.639
two year old flight attendant for Delta
Airlines and because I travel so much,

509
00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:16.599
I can never get past a second
or third date with a woman because they

510
00:37:16.639 --> 00:37:22.039
claim I'm a hoe and can't be
trusted, or they lose interest because I'm

511
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:24.719
hard to get in touch with most
days, or they say I'm not interested

512
00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:30.400
in them because I'm not offering flight
benefits. Any advice on dating someone serious,

513
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:32.679
or should I just stick to these
layover flings? You know what,

514
00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:36.159
sir, I just want to start
by saying, my heart goes out to

515
00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:39.639
you, because I definitely understand what
you mean, and I feel like if

516
00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:45.800
you were a female, it will
be a little less complicated because men genuinely

517
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:50.400
or generally require a little less attention. But if a woman feels like she

518
00:37:50.440 --> 00:37:53.239
can't get in contact you for four
hours at a time, or if she

519
00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:59.280
feels like you know you're being distant
when you're actually distant in the fucking sky,

520
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:02.320
okay, there might be a little
bit of pushback there. So I

521
00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:07.000
understand exactly what you feel, and
I think your feelings are completely valid and

522
00:38:07.039 --> 00:38:14.400
completely normal. I also understand in
some point what these women may be going

523
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:16.880
through, because, as we all
know, the dating pool got p in

524
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:20.719
it. We've all agreed, we've
all agreed, we had a big meeting

525
00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:23.599
and we all agreed. The dating
pool has p in it. So it's

526
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:28.280
like, how do I decipher from
these men who are just trying to get

527
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.800
my pants or these men who are
trying to waste my time, or who

528
00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:34.360
aren't really serious or who don't really
want a relationship. It's hard on both

529
00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:39.840
fronts to specifically ask your question answer
your question. I would say, when

530
00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:45.360
you do have these chances to talk
to these women, are your conversations valuable?

531
00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:51.199
Okay? Because you have such an
interesting career now, it's not the

532
00:38:51.280 --> 00:38:54.199
time to hit her with you know, what's your favorite color? You can't

533
00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:58.159
be doing it. You can't afford
to do that. You have to come

534
00:38:58.199 --> 00:39:02.199
out with something that's going get her
attention and keep her attention. So asked

535
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:06.280
about her interests, I'm not gonna
lie. You might have to look into

536
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:08.800
her interests and find something that you
don't really care about just to maintain our

537
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:13.480
communication, or something to hold her
own over during your flights. Right,

538
00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:16.400
And also it's important to be upfront
when you meet these women. You gotta

539
00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:20.280
tell them like, yo, I'm
a flight attendant. There are going to

540
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.519
be long periods of time where you're
not able to get in contact with me.

541
00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:27.280
But when I land, I guarantee
that I will talk to you back,

542
00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:30.559
or if we decide that we want
to invest in each other, I

543
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:35.440
will make time for you. You
have to reassure her that this is something

544
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:39.880
that's worth a while. But then, because you know I like to be

545
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:44.800
objective, it's hard because how can
you even get to the point where you

546
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:46.800
have time to reassure these women if
you're not getting past a second or third

547
00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:51.360
date. I feel for you,
my brother, I feel for you,

548
00:39:51.480 --> 00:39:55.920
So I would say I will put
you in the same boat as someone who

549
00:39:57.079 --> 00:40:02.039
is kind of long distance dating,
because since you are right, so when

550
00:40:02.039 --> 00:40:07.079
we talk about timelines for regular people
and long distance dating, they're absolutely different,

551
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:13.000
one thousand percent different, because shit
that you might do by date two

552
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:16.840
when you're dating someone who lives four
states away is not the same thing you

553
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:22.519
would do with somebody on date two
who lives twenty three minutes away, you

554
00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:25.000
know what I mean. So,
unfortunately, I feel like you might have

555
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:29.599
to be a little bit more advanced. But I agree that doesn't mean you

556
00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:32.039
automatically put short you on to get
the buddy pass. No, that's not

557
00:40:32.199 --> 00:40:37.320
it. That's not it. But
I'm saying you will have to do a

558
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:42.280
little bit more only because you are
working with a little less. I hope

559
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:45.400
I explained that shot that I explained
that well any other things I missed.

560
00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:52.400
Shod says you should date a flight
attendant. This could also be a thing.

561
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:57.280
I'm not mad at this, but
my only pushback with dating a flight

562
00:40:57.280 --> 00:41:01.480
attendant is now the little bit of
time that you had for her, you're

563
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:06.920
now going to have less with the
flight attendant because she's on her own flight

564
00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:09.119
path as well. So what if
it just happened to be a solid two

565
00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:13.960
weeks where y'all on opposite shifts,
you know what I mean, Like every

566
00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:16.639
time you're off the plane, she's
in the air, and vice versa.

567
00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:21.000
So I honestly think they mean a
flight attendant will be harder. They would

568
00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:27.360
be more understanding, but I think
it would be harder. But I'm going

569
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:32.400
to suggest being more purposeful, more
inventive, and more creative with your conversations,

570
00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:37.960
being up front when you meet these
women. And I'm also going to

571
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:43.360
suggest maybe try long distance dating,
because if it's somebody who you automatically aren't

572
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:46.760
going to have access to anyway,
would they even notice if you're taking these

573
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:51.039
long periods or these long pause It's
like it's not like you're going to see

574
00:41:51.079 --> 00:41:54.320
them on Friday and the Pisa stole. So it's like, try the Webbins

575
00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:59.400
and if it does work out,
make sure I get an invite to the

576
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:04.960
wedding. And there's that. Okay, next question, can you ever get

577
00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:07.880
someone back after you cheat? It? But not in a physical way,

578
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:15.440
just texting a woman. I do
appreciate you for acknowledging that there are different

579
00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:21.400
forms of cheating. You do not
have to insert your gentit tools or have

580
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:28.039
genitals inserted into you forward to be
considered cheating. I do think that texting

581
00:42:28.199 --> 00:42:31.639
is a form of cheating. Now, I do want to ask, and

582
00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:36.840
I wish we could have had this
conversation beforehand. What the fuck was you

583
00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:40.360
texting? Okay? Now, I
say that because if you are just you

584
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:46.039
know, being a little too friendly
for someone giving someone a good morning text

585
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:52.000
every day, that's different than you
saying, you know, when you get

586
00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:58.440
here, I'm an eat your pussy
from the back. Yeah yeah, yeah,

587
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:05.159
yeah, that's different. That's differ. That's different. That's different.

588
00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:09.760
Right. So when you say texting
and can you come back from it?

589
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:16.360
It depends. It depends what you
were texting. Certain things are unforgivable,

590
00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:23.039
right if you know that reference,
we should be friends. Other things you

591
00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:30.719
can come back from. But certain
things, my man, you can't.

592
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:32.599
You can't. The trust is going, The trust is going, And I

593
00:43:32.679 --> 00:43:37.280
won't say you can I take that
back. I'm going to say it is

594
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:44.320
going to be considerably harder for you
to come back because trust is such a

595
00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:52.280
funny thing. It takes a certain
effort to build, but it takes almost

596
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:58.800
nothing to break right and once it's
going, depending on the person you're dealing

597
00:43:58.880 --> 00:44:06.280
with and what they're past traumazon are, this can be exceptionally difficult. So

598
00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:08.440
if this is for you and you
happened to lost your girl because you was

599
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:15.880
texting, I'm gonna say, yes, you can come back potentially, but

600
00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:20.039
you have to ask yourself, are
you done texting bitches? Are you done

601
00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:24.440
texting bitches? Dude? Can you
one thousand percent with certainties say right now

602
00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:30.239
you would not engage in that behavior
again. If you can't, don't even

603
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:32.719
worry about getting a back, big
dog. Okay, focus on yourself,

604
00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:37.079
king, all right, But if
you can and you like and you have

605
00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:40.480
to want to do it for you. You can't say I'm never going to

606
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:45.440
text another girl because I hate the
way it makes her feel. That's nice,

607
00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:50.719
but that's not enough. You have
to say I am never going to

608
00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:53.840
text another girl because that's not what
the fuck I'm supposed to do, because

609
00:44:53.880 --> 00:45:00.719
that's not what a loyal man does. And when you get there, if

610
00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:05.039
you were already there, when you
get there, that's when you need to

611
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:07.400
start putting in the work to figure
out how you're gonna get your girl back.

612
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:12.639
But you can't potitionally come back.
As long as you wasn't asking any

613
00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:16.400
other females to Lamborghini your doors.
Okay, as long as you wasn't texting

614
00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:20.880
bitches saying yo, let me put
a thumbing it. But this is why

615
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:27.280
this is unhinged behavior that you probably
will not lamborghini your doors is when the

616
00:45:27.280 --> 00:45:30.519
man puts his legs up while he
gets his ass eight. So, as

617
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:39.760
long as you wasn't asking a woman
to lamborghini your doors, shot said,

618
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:50.880
cut the fucking cameras. Shot said, you got seven minutes. As long

619
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:53.119
as you wasn't asking a woman to
Lamborghini your doors, you'll be good.

620
00:45:53.320 --> 00:46:00.639
You'll be all right, Okay,
you'll make it um my last question.

621
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:05.719
It's from the who hurts You broad
podcast. Shout out to them. Make

622
00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:08.159
sure you'll tune in the tap end. So she said, or he said,

623
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:14.599
or they said. It's a topic. We were talking about Good Dick

624
00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:22.719
or New Dick. I'm not gonna
lie. I'm the type of girl where

625
00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:27.559
I'm always gonna go with old reliable. I am always gonna go with old

626
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:32.360
reliable, right, because I'm not
a gambler. I'm not a gambler.

627
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:36.880
I don't like to take a lot
of chances. I like to go with

628
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:43.039
what I know and bet on that. Right. So I've never been enticed

629
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:49.679
by New Dick because it could be
small. It could be small. Now

630
00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:53.360
here, I am leaving my fat
sausage at home for a shrimp cocktail.

631
00:46:54.159 --> 00:47:00.880
What that's Ruda, Chris, Luda
Chris. And honestly, if my fat

632
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:05.400
sausage is paying the bills, if
he's laying it right, okay, is

633
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:08.599
he getting my oil changed? Okay? Is he taking care of a business?

634
00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:13.400
Why would I even want to risk
that on a shrimp cocktail. Now,

635
00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:17.440
on the flip side of this,
I could be risking a fat sausage

636
00:47:19.400 --> 00:47:24.679
for fat or sausage. Right,
I could be like chancing running into you

637
00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:29.920
know, a meat hammer. I
could, but I don't like those odds.

638
00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:35.119
I don't like those odds. I
told you I'm not a gambler,

639
00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:38.440
baby, Okay. So me personally, I'm gonna say good dick every time.

640
00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:45.000
There's a lot of people out there
that's gonna say new dick because I

641
00:47:45.039 --> 00:47:49.440
feel like people are enticed by the
thrill, the chase. They want it.

642
00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:51.760
It's something new, something they never
had before. Oh my god,

643
00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:55.599
fear of missing out bomo is real. Not me. I don't care about

644
00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:58.639
that. I don't care about that
at all. Like take it, you

645
00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:01.440
can have it. I don't need
it. That's a dope, especially because

646
00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:06.840
I got a fast five stage Like
what what? All right, y'all,

647
00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:08.440
I listen, don't forget. If
you want me to read your questions,

648
00:48:08.480 --> 00:48:14.679
comments, longer stories, host stories, anything, send them over to inquiries

649
00:48:14.840 --> 00:48:19.920
at stormy p dot com, y'all
now, as always, follow me on

650
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:22.559
the Gram at Stormy P, pea
at Chocolate Chip and Sip. And I

651
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:28.679
want to say a great big thank
you to Studio seven okay for letting me

652
00:48:28.760 --> 00:48:32.280
come and shoot here on short notice. Shout out to Denity Kane, keV

653
00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:37.800
the Kid, Kooky cow All,
my producers at Tryjam Studios. We're just

654
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:40.199
at a new studio this week while
we get some things figured out. I'm

655
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:44.880
not gonna like it was hot in
their last week. It was hot,

656
00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:49.320
Okay, my tennies were sweating my
edge. Just sweat it off, all

657
00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:52.000
right. I'm so happy on the
footage from last week, you can't see

658
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:55.400
that my mustache was sweating. Yeah, yeah, my mustache was sweating.

659
00:48:55.599 --> 00:49:00.320
Okay. So we need to get
some shit figured out. And in the

660
00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:01.719
meantime, you want to see us
bouncing around, well, you want to

661
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:07.000
see me bouncing around at different places, not unless shot say I can come

662
00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:15.320
back. Listen man, I love
you guys, and I'll see you next

663
00:49:15.320 --> 00:49:22.320
week. And if you don't remember
anything else, please remember Lamborghini dors.

664
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:22.800
I love you and I see you
next week. Piece