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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven to one. The Freak come up

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at seven? What your supports for
you? Cowboys get the big Thanksgiving Day

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victory. Deron Bland is doing things
no one's ever done before. We'll sort

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review our predictions from the Ghost Pepper
Pavilion at eight o'clock. No Danny this

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week. That's sweet. Man came
in and unload a bank roll full of

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off days. He had him in
cards, he had him in his wallet.

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He was throwing around like he's at
the strip club, just peeling off

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off days like Sinatra at the strip
club. Look at me go. So,

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no Danny this week. We did
have one guy say that, oh

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hi, this is Danny. So
if you are Danny, text in and

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send a picture of what you're doing
right now. Yeah, only Danny Bayles's

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not anyone pretending to be just just
Danny Bayless. Send pictures of what you're

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getting into right now, please two
and four or eight one seven seven eight

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seven one nine seven one. Uh. Weird week because you get back in

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the flood things Cowboys play on Thursday
night for Amazon Action. Speaking of Amazon,

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let's do the most important thing in
the world wake on your little sleepyhead.

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It's time to get your stupid gass
out of bed. About the most

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important thing in the one, the
most important thing in people people be shopping

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that. I think we got Vita
Vita saying fantastic and clapping this week.

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Yes, just can't stop doing it. It'll get old one day, but

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I don't think that day is near. Pretty soon, it's gotta be soon,

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right, it's been all year.
Yeah, Oh, I'm so happy

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I brought it to these. Yeah, it's all you and it's amazing.

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It's h Eric Andre and Polly d
Polly Deane. So I pulled the clip

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up to show them invite a stone
faced it, but everyone else was dying

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laughing because he says, I hear
Pauladine's your mother, and he's like,

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what he's like, that's what it
says in my notes. And then they

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show him looking at his notes and
he's just got swastika's written on note cards

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for no reason, the one time
the swastika has been funny. And then

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after the fantastic and the hat they
cut to Eric her he just goes,

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I'm effing panicking. So that's what
we couldn't stop adding in no matter what

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happened. Now, have you seen
part two of that clip where they ring

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out the body doubles? So the
body double comes out of Hannibal, a

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body double comes out of poly d
and then a body double comes out for

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Eric Andre, and you can't tell
who it is for a minute, but

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then if you look closer, it's
Andy Samberg. Oh, then Eric Andre

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he starts talking. So every time
Eric Andre said something, Andy Sandberg's here.

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He's trying to repeat what Eric Andre
is about to say. You know

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that bit where one guy's talking,
the other guy's trying to follow with what

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you're trying to say. And then
Eric Andrey starts taking his clothes off.

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Okay, and then Andy Samberg he's
looking at Andy Severer. They're all laughing.

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Andy Sebber goes, I'm doing better
than you are, Like, I

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don't have to get naked on TV. You do. That's amazing, It's

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fantastic. Eric Conjurer share a talk. Do you get anybody get down on

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it? On Black Friday? I
always get bamboozled a little bit by bands

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that I like emailing me saying that
there's thirty percent off exclusive T shirts that

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they've just dropped that definitely probably have
not just dropped. So yes, I

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got got but nothing not too bad. You're shaking your head. No,

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you don't get down on it.
No, I've already had my fair share

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as a kid. What do you
mean black Fridays? Yeah? Why,

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Well, when I was a little
I want to say superk. I was

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probably like in eighth or ninth grade, and my day you were a super

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kid. I mean breaking it wasn't
a super kid. I would be here

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if I was super kid, skinny. Hold on, she's looking at keyboard

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levitating there. Look, yeah,
play a drop with her mind. When

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I was I wasn't super young that
I'm going to say super young kid.

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But when I was like in eighth
or ninth grade, my dad made me

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go once with my cousin to get
to get him something, and then I

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would win my parents a couple of
times. I'm just like, these people

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are crazy? Are they get in
a fight with someone? It was awesome

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ramming people in the parking lot and
thrown elbows at the gate. So that

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I think is about done the actual
Black Friday, right, because who I

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mean, I don't almost already don't
even consider it a brick and Mortar,

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show up and go to war things
because of Cyber Monday kind of helped that

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out. Yeah, why if you
watch the movie though, Thanksgiving Black Friday

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is in there, or Thanksgiving Shopping. Okay, I still want to see

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the horror movie Thanksgiving. It's pretty
funny. It's kind of the opening.

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It's like when you said that,
I just assumed you met buying stuff online.

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Yeah, exactly, and I kind
of did to register go to the

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store because we had a good twenty
years in radio of making fun of the

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madness of old school Black Friday when
everyone's fighting and going home with the clown

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with a sock and coins in the
end of it and wailing on each other

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to get to a Schwartz TV that's
on discount for one hundred and fifty off.

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Yeah that's a good savings. No, yeah, agree, worth it

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Now you can do it from so
easy. You can do it in your

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underwear. Because I just I almost
get even consider Black Friday. Now we'll

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get to Cyber Monday, which is
today at a hot minute. But Black

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Friday shoppers pop for a record just
short of ten billion dollars in US online

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sales, which is up nearly eight
percent from last year. Jesus, Yeah,

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Jesus, everybody is going crazy.
Is that guilty pleasures shopping for what

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you want real quick? Or is
that getting ahead of the holidays. It's

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both a very high percentage of gifts
for others, which I am going to

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try to do today. I'm gonna
try to knock out gifts for others because

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I have a I love showering friends
and loved ones with presents. But did

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you see that video about Target?
Oh what so someone exposed Target during Black

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Friday sales? I did see this. Yeah, they pulled the because you

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know, say like but Black Friday
deals, this is the price and this

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is how much you're saving. And
they pulled the little price meant marketing thing

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and it was the same price as
like with the oh the price drops price.

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Yeah. I was like, what
idiot just sat there and left all

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those in it just well. Target
employees didn't want to work Black Friday,

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so it is the same price.
There was no sales. They were all

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like, the items are the same
price. I won't share the place that

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I worked at at the times.
I don't want to harm anyone or any

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future potential business. But when I
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time, you know, during the
college years and the grind. One of

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my responsibilities sometimes was to put the
new sale signs out and a couple of

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Black Fridays too. I'll be honest, it's really just putting a big exciting

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sale sign up that's got colors.
The price is not going down too much,

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or in sometimes it wasn't going down
at all, yeah, because well

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this is going to be on sale
this week and I'm like, well,

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the price didn't go down any Yeah, but it's on sale though it's a

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featured item, and I'm like,
well, that's a strange way to get

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there. But yes, the tricks
are on you make no doubt about it.

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Oh. I mean just putting a
sign up that says forced sale or

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on sale is a trick, yeah, because everything is on sale technically in

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the store, right right, But
I mean just the psychology that works behind

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saying, oh, this is a
special sale no matter what time of the

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year it is, it's just the
same thing as It's so dumb and I

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don't get it. Everything is still
in ninety nine cents now, you know.

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Yeah, if something's nine ninety nine
and they don't write ten dollars.

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I mean, it's like tried and
true and tested that that works. It's

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like, oh my god, not
even ten dollars. Let's go put numbers

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use it. Yeah exactly. It's
confusing, like you'd think whole numbers make

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more sense ten bucks, but everything, I mean ninety nine ninety nine,

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hell eleven, ninety nine ninety nine, they still do it. It's all

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about how you word it. I
guarantee you if you put by one get

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one or like you know, buy
one get one free, people will like

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that more than it'll be fifty percent
off, like just get two of it,

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Like yeah, if you're getting if
they're fifty percent off, but I

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guarantee you'll sell more if it says
buy one, get one free. And

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they do that when they just have
a lot of extra crap buy one to

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get one free. Oh how you
word it right? Then they have it

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every day at consumer stores on uhe
where I was at, We're dumb,

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We're dumb. People were very absolutely
collectively we are. On Friday, though,

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the Jets and Dolphins played on the
Amazon Black Friday Game, and because

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I had terrible, uh internet out
and only so that's why I needed boost

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infinite. If he had some boost
infinite, I might have been in good

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shape. I was hardly able to
stream the game because it was in and

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out. I was I did get
a clean view of the the interception right

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before halftime and then run back on
the hail Mary attempt. I think after

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a lot of effort, we went
with the fail Mary. Yeah, as

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the appropriate nickname for that play.
That's the fail Mary for sure, because

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we want the hail Satan. We
want the scary Mary. Well, okay,

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JJ, we're talking about what do
you name hail Mary that gets picked

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off in the end zone and taken
one hundred yards for a touchdown the other

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way? It needs a name.
Yeah, I like that, You like

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me screaming Hail Satan. I like
the hail Satan because the fail Mary already

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exists in the Seattle Green Bay game
where they both tied for the ball,

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and they call that the fail Mary. They call that the pail Mary already.

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How do you go from married at
Satan, Well, hail Mary,

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Hail Satan. Yeah, that's the
hail Satan. Oh, it's the Jets.

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The butt fumble and the hail Satan. They're amazing. Yeah, But

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my point is if I had that
e F and boost Infinite just crushing,

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I would have been able to see
that damn game. You need boost infinite

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because what that does, Kevin,
is it locks you into whatever the best

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network is around. Yes, which
may not be any good networks in my

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hometown. But but but you wouldn't
know that boost infinite would know that.

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They wouldn't know if the best network
is around and available and just locks into

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it, they're the king does Did
you see? Were they scrolling Amazon Black

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Friday deals in the broadcast? Though? I don't know because that was like

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a rumor they were gonna be flashing
grills up there and stuff they say like

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QR codes right, Like yeah,
for you to get Black Friday deos,

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get a new grill. They should
have been God, I almost don't even

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recall. I was so locked into
the action. Yeah, Dolphins, Jets,

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you know you have to dial it
in Absolutely a Tim Boyle game for

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sure, Dude, Tim Boil is
gonna be on my TV. You think

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I'm gonna look at the sides of
the screen or some QR code. But

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I thought they should almost put a
QR code only for like seventy percent off

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Dolphins and jets gear like something just
game specific and the only link is from

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the QR code if you're watching the
game, and that way incentivize people to,

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you know, watch the game if
you ever, and then you'll know

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in the future there might be a
deal that's only available if you're watching this

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game, and then do it that
way. And hell, if they said

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seventy percent off official Dolphin gear,
I would have snappy snapped it absolutely and

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put some work in. What if
you did twenty percent off of grill though,

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or something that you want. I
don't know, I'm thinking of something

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for a man. Twenty percent off
doesn't make it move twenty five No,

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it's not like I need forty plus
before it starts to move a little bit.

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The amount you like to tip.
They could have treated like Super Bowl

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like sale ads and then have like
the QRC pop up for those items.

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Okay for company, they could have
done it like that, but they're exclusive

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for that. Yeah, that's the
only yes. During the game Amazon listen

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to us. I mean that might
have been happening though maybe Yeah, maybe,

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because I think that's what was a
bit a bit of why this Well,

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it's hay for a lot of reasons. Football wants to swallow every day

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of the week. That's could have
been said better. But I mean that's

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but also like just promoting your thing
on Black Friday. It's Amazon, the

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biggest shopping retailer that we have.
I mean, it's just so greedy and

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perfect. Yep, that's who we
are, everything we want that we are.

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I'm gonna try to avoid cyber Monday. I don't need any deals today.

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Oh what's that? A Nintendo switch
for forty percent off and victory in

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Jesus. I will be playing Mario
Kart tonight. Victory in Jesus. They

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say the best selling categories of Black
Friday again a record Black Friday nine point

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eight billion dollar Black Friday Online best
selling categories were electronics, smart watches and

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televisions, with toys and gaming.
Home repair tools underperformed this year. People

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are not doing it themselves anymore.
Speaking of home repair tools, Big Bill,

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my dad, who passed away many
many years ago, has this badass

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toolbox, like a snap on toolbox
in the garage. I mean, it's

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worth a good amount of money,
the toolbox itself, and it's full with

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premium ass shredding, powerboat racing tools
like I could start a race team had

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any clue what I was doing.
It's tough and I was just kind of

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thumbing around in there, and I'm
like, you know what I do,

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need a nice new phillips headscrewdriver.
Yeah, and I grabbed one that was

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perfect. And then I'm like,
wait, can you bring a screw driver

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on an airplane? Oh? Your
guesses? I would say yes, no,

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eight inches, you can pull that
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one though. You don't want to
be the game goes three inches? Oh

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damn it, damn it? Why
not say that eight inches? So I

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had the perfect one, and then
I had to measure. If you're wondering

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what dad joke came out next where
I tried to measure, But yeah,

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it was Uh, the screwdriver was
eight inches. I think it has to

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be seven inches or less you can
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So I just threw it back in
the toolbox, slammed the red snap on

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drawer shut. What's the difference in
seven inches or eight inches? The amount

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of damage you can do is about
the same. Yeah, right, how

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far? And you can get on
negligible things that we just take You know,

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this is part of my big campaign
in twenty twenty four is to top

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the misrepresentation of data so well in
general, like we just manipulate data to

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make something sound good without even knowing
what anything means. Seven inches or eight

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inches, what's it matter? Two
and a half ounces of toothpaste or three

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ounces of toothpaste? What does it
matter? Just to give you a because

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you gotta have rules. Just give
you a line. Gotta have rules line

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to follow. Someone did text in
a picture at two four eight. I'm

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assuming it's Danny. It says enjoying
my day off fellas dongo dingu, So

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it sounds like something he would sign
off on. There's appears to be a

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watermelon with a huge hole cut out
in the middle of a huge hole in

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the middle of it. I don't
know if he's making a bong or the

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other. Probably the other, but
thank you Danny for sending it in a

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picture. It feels like it could
be both Danny here not missing you.

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Oh another text? Okay, so
he's singing in a bunch of pictures.

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Hey it's Danny, Okay, you
can always tell him. Brody checks in.

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This is Danny just cranking rod to
Royd return Randy Orton in a picture

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of Randy Orton the rest of are
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making the return of CM punk the
most important thing in the world today.

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Yeah he's back. Oh my,
it was exciting. Anyway, Today is

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going to be the largest online sales
day of all time. Why, you're

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probably gonna smack all the records.
Cyber Monday, by the way, term

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coined when nineteen No No two thousand
and one, two thousand and five,

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okay, by the National Retail Federation. It continues to be the biggest online

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shopping day of the year. Okay. Another thing that sucks. So you

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go on vacation for five days,
you come home and say, God,

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I have and check my email for
five days. That's going to be fifteen

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minutes of just clicking the left and
deleting because you find out when on sales

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day or holiday, every on Earth
that has your email address because they're either

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wishing you a happy Thanksgiving or letting
you know about the screaming deals they got

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on Friday or Monday. It took
me about over ten minutes just to delete,

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just to delete the emails I've been
unsubscribing from a lot of I try,

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but it's cockerroaches. You kill one
and three more pop up. Yeah,

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maybe I don't understand it got us, They got us figured out.

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Man, We're addicted to our phones. They and it works because I'm clicking.

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I'm just speed clicking on the left, like get rid of this email.

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Delete, delete delete. I'm like, I'll read that one later.

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Click click, click click fifty first
up to fifty half off. So yeah,

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I'm gonna go home and put and
grind out some work today because ymails,

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there's stuff that I like and you're
gonna throw down fifty I mean,

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what are we doing? Like,
I get that it's all just tricks and

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you're just essentially showing us how much
you're just cutting away from your OBSS profits

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by giving us these deals. But
what's that got to do with me?

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What your man got to do with
me? I want fifty percent off my

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Travis Matthews. I want them,
and you're Travis Kelsey Jersey, my auto

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Jersey, Travis Matthew. Travis Matthew's
pants are just outstanding. Okay. I've

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made three trips to Travis Matthew's website
over the last week. I gotta tell

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you the pants are fantastic. I'll
pay up. I know it's pricey.

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This is not something that I'm proud
of. But get three or four of

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those pants and I'm good for about
five years. Dude. Same like,

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I'll pays then for pants that you
get tired of or go out of style,

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or just you just don't like it
anymore. You understand you could be

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cooler. No, I'm set.
And by the way, I want to

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wear these pants. And I'm wearing
today about three times this week and then

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I'll wash them. You can tell
the truth two times this week and then

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I'll wash them twelve times until New
Year, and then i'll wash them.

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Oh really, dude, you can
let jeans go forever. You can't let

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you. Yeah. Actually, at
some point I'll get ten four double digits.

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No, I'll get ten uses Jesus, yeah, Jesus birthdays or what

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do you wanta? Let's save them
for later and stay on track. Okay,

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I think that's probably the best plan. All right, Well, happy

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Cyber Monday to one and all.
Get you some deals going get you them

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points? You know what? I
also have on my home computer. I

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don't even know Microsoft Edge. I
don't know it's like the whoa, it's

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Microsoft Edge. Yeah, just the
hottest pics as collated by Microsoft. Yeah,

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you love the NFL, So I
shop, Travis Matthews say, or

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whatever. It has a I click
it. You know you are checking out,

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here's your card, check out apply
code. I'm like, well,

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I wish I had a code.
That'd be nice. It has a button

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that it just automatically search for codes
and tries them in there. Oh nice,

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Like like you know, and if
you are you have the Cyber Monday

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or Black Friday, you're not gonna
probably get the double code. But I

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couldn't believe it. It just searches
them because I used to go to Reddit

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code for this company and then you
cut and paste it and try. You

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do that for pizza sometimes why not
get ten or twenty percent off whatever?

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They always got something running, But
this thing just automatically zapped it down in

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there until they found one that worked, and then it just sits. It's

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like, oh, there's another twenty
percent off. Take that. That's a

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good company that Travis Matthew and JJ. Let's put and pull this hair check

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send it to Travis Matthew or Cell
staff. Let's get them on board.

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For twenty twenty four on ninety seven
to win the free Thanks Roy for Travis

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Matthew. I'd like to get a
piece of that Randy Travis Matthew belt.

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I'll show it to you during their
break. I'll show it to your real

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clothes. Yeah, I'll wear my
new Travis Matthew toboggan I buy yesterday.

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That's enough, Coming up next Sports. The Cowboys did win, but they

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did not get the luck they needed
yesterday. We'll tell you what happened and

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maybe some breaking Cowboys news next.
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