You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one. The Freak come up
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victory. Deron Bland is doing things no one's ever done before. We'll sort
review our predictions from the Ghost Pepper Pavilion at eight o'clock. No Danny this
week. That's sweet. Man came in and unload a bank roll full of
off days. He had him in cards, he had him in his wallet.
He was throwing around like he's at the strip club, just peeling off
off days like Sinatra at the strip club. Look at me go. So,
no Danny this week. We did have one guy say that, oh
hi, this is Danny. So if you are Danny, text in and
send a picture of what you're doing right now. Yeah, only Danny Bayles's
not anyone pretending to be just just Danny Bayless. Send pictures of what you're
getting into right now, please two and four or eight one seven seven eight
seven one nine seven one. Uh. Weird week because you get back in
the flood things Cowboys play on Thursday night for Amazon Action. Speaking of Amazon,
let's do the most important thing in the world wake on your little sleepyhead.
It's time to get your stupid gass out of bed. About the most
important thing in the one, the most important thing in people people be shopping
that. I think we got Vita Vita saying fantastic and clapping this week.
Yes, just can't stop doing it. It'll get old one day, but
I don't think that day is near. Pretty soon, it's gotta be soon,
right, it's been all year. Yeah, Oh, I'm so happy
I brought it to these. Yeah, it's all you and it's amazing.
It's h Eric Andre and Polly d Polly Deane. So I pulled the clip
up to show them invite a stone faced it, but everyone else was dying
laughing because he says, I hear Pauladine's your mother, and he's like,
what he's like, that's what it says in my notes. And then they
show him looking at his notes and he's just got swastika's written on note cards
for no reason, the one time the swastika has been funny. And then
after the fantastic and the hat they cut to Eric her he just goes,
I'm effing panicking. So that's what we couldn't stop adding in no matter what
happened. Now, have you seen part two of that clip where they ring
out the body doubles? So the body double comes out of Hannibal, a
body double comes out of poly d and then a body double comes out for
Eric Andre, and you can't tell who it is for a minute, but
then if you look closer, it's Andy Samberg. Oh, then Eric Andre
he starts talking. So every time Eric Andre said something, Andy Sandberg's here.
He's trying to repeat what Eric Andre is about to say. You know
that bit where one guy's talking, the other guy's trying to follow with what
you're trying to say. And then Eric Andrey starts taking his clothes off.
Okay, and then Andy Samberg he's looking at Andy Severer. They're all laughing.
Andy Sebber goes, I'm doing better than you are, Like, I
don't have to get naked on TV. You do. That's amazing, It's
fantastic. Eric Conjurer share a talk. Do you get anybody get down on
it? On Black Friday? I always get bamboozled a little bit by bands
that I like emailing me saying that there's thirty percent off exclusive T shirts that
they've just dropped that definitely probably have not just dropped. So yes, I
got got but nothing not too bad. You're shaking your head. No,
you don't get down on it. No, I've already had my fair share
as a kid. What do you mean black Fridays? Yeah? Why,
Well, when I was a little I want to say superk. I was
probably like in eighth or ninth grade, and my day you were a super
kid. I mean breaking it wasn't a super kid. I would be here
if I was super kid, skinny. Hold on, she's looking at keyboard
levitating there. Look, yeah, play a drop with her mind. When
I was I wasn't super young that I'm going to say super young kid.
But when I was like in eighth or ninth grade, my dad made me
go once with my cousin to get to get him something, and then I
would win my parents a couple of times. I'm just like, these people
are crazy? Are they get in a fight with someone? It was awesome
ramming people in the parking lot and thrown elbows at the gate. So that
I think is about done the actual Black Friday, right, because who I
mean, I don't almost already don't even consider it a brick and Mortar,
show up and go to war things because of Cyber Monday kind of helped that
out. Yeah, why if you watch the movie though, Thanksgiving Black Friday
is in there, or Thanksgiving Shopping. Okay, I still want to see
the horror movie Thanksgiving. It's pretty funny. It's kind of the opening.
It's like when you said that, I just assumed you met buying stuff online.
Yeah, exactly, and I kind of did to register go to the
store because we had a good twenty years in radio of making fun of the
madness of old school Black Friday when everyone's fighting and going home with the clown
with a sock and coins in the end of it and wailing on each other
to get to a Schwartz TV that's on discount for one hundred and fifty off.
Yeah that's a good savings. No, yeah, agree, worth it
Now you can do it from so easy. You can do it in your
underwear. Because I just I almost get even consider Black Friday. Now we'll
get to Cyber Monday, which is today at a hot minute. But Black
Friday shoppers pop for a record just short of ten billion dollars in US online
sales, which is up nearly eight percent from last year. Jesus, Yeah,
Jesus, everybody is going crazy. Is that guilty pleasures shopping for what
you want real quick? Or is that getting ahead of the holidays. It's
both a very high percentage of gifts for others, which I am going to
try to do today. I'm gonna try to knock out gifts for others because
I have a I love showering friends and loved ones with presents. But did
you see that video about Target? Oh what so someone exposed Target during Black
Friday sales? I did see this. Yeah, they pulled the because you
know, say like but Black Friday deals, this is the price and this
is how much you're saving. And they pulled the little price meant marketing thing
and it was the same price as like with the oh the price drops price.
Yeah. I was like, what idiot just sat there and left all
those in it just well. Target employees didn't want to work Black Friday,
so it is the same price. There was no sales. They were all
like, the items are the same price. I won't share the place that
I worked at at the times. I don't want to harm anyone or any
future potential business. But when I worked in retail for a little bit part
time, you know, during the college years and the grind. One of
my responsibilities sometimes was to put the new sale signs out and a couple of
Black Fridays too. I'll be honest, it's really just putting a big exciting
sale sign up that's got colors. The price is not going down too much,
or in sometimes it wasn't going down at all, yeah, because well
this is going to be on sale this week and I'm like, well,
the price didn't go down any Yeah, but it's on sale though it's a
featured item, and I'm like, well, that's a strange way to get
there. But yes, the tricks are on you make no doubt about it.
Oh. I mean just putting a sign up that says forced sale or
on sale is a trick, yeah, because everything is on sale technically in
the store, right right, But I mean just the psychology that works behind
saying, oh, this is a special sale no matter what time of the
year it is, it's just the same thing as It's so dumb and I
don't get it. Everything is still in ninety nine cents now, you know.
Yeah, if something's nine ninety nine and they don't write ten dollars.
I mean, it's like tried and true and tested that that works. It's
like, oh my god, not even ten dollars. Let's go put numbers
use it. Yeah exactly. It's confusing, like you'd think whole numbers make
more sense ten bucks, but everything, I mean ninety nine ninety nine,
hell eleven, ninety nine ninety nine, they still do it. It's all
about how you word it. I guarantee you if you put by one get
one or like you know, buy one get one free, people will like
that more than it'll be fifty percent off, like just get two of it,
Like yeah, if you're getting if they're fifty percent off, but I
guarantee you'll sell more if it says buy one, get one free. And
they do that when they just have a lot of extra crap buy one to
get one free. Oh how you word it right? Then they have it
every day at consumer stores on uhe where I was at, We're dumb,
We're dumb. People were very absolutely collectively we are. On Friday, though,
the Jets and Dolphins played on the Amazon Black Friday Game, and because
I had terrible, uh internet out and only so that's why I needed boost
infinite. If he had some boost infinite, I might have been in good
shape. I was hardly able to stream the game because it was in and
out. I was I did get a clean view of the the interception right
before halftime and then run back on the hail Mary attempt. I think after
a lot of effort, we went with the fail Mary. Yeah, as
the appropriate nickname for that play. That's the fail Mary for sure, because
we want the hail Satan. We want the scary Mary. Well, okay,
JJ, we're talking about what do you name hail Mary that gets picked
off in the end zone and taken one hundred yards for a touchdown the other
way? It needs a name. Yeah, I like that, You like
me screaming Hail Satan. I like the hail Satan because the fail Mary already
exists in the Seattle Green Bay game where they both tied for the ball,
and they call that the fail Mary. They call that the pail Mary already.
How do you go from married at Satan, Well, hail Mary,
Hail Satan. Yeah, that's the hail Satan. Oh, it's the Jets.
The butt fumble and the hail Satan. They're amazing. Yeah, But
my point is if I had that e F and boost Infinite just crushing,
I would have been able to see that damn game. You need boost infinite
because what that does, Kevin, is it locks you into whatever the best
network is around. Yes, which may not be any good networks in my
hometown. But but but you wouldn't know that boost infinite would know that.
They wouldn't know if the best network is around and available and just locks into
it, they're the king does Did you see? Were they scrolling Amazon Black
Friday deals in the broadcast? Though? I don't know because that was like
a rumor they were gonna be flashing grills up there and stuff they say like
QR codes right, Like yeah, for you to get Black Friday deos,
get a new grill. They should have been God, I almost don't even
recall. I was so locked into the action. Yeah, Dolphins, Jets,
you know you have to dial it in Absolutely a Tim Boyle game for
sure, Dude, Tim Boil is gonna be on my TV. You think
I'm gonna look at the sides of the screen or some QR code. But
I thought they should almost put a QR code only for like seventy percent off
Dolphins and jets gear like something just game specific and the only link is from
the QR code if you're watching the game, and that way incentivize people to,
you know, watch the game if you ever, and then you'll know
in the future there might be a deal that's only available if you're watching this
game, and then do it that way. And hell, if they said
seventy percent off official Dolphin gear, I would have snappy snapped it absolutely and
put some work in. What if you did twenty percent off of grill though,
or something that you want. I don't know, I'm thinking of something
for a man. Twenty percent off doesn't make it move twenty five No,
it's not like I need forty plus before it starts to move a little bit.
The amount you like to tip. They could have treated like Super Bowl
like sale ads and then have like the QRC pop up for those items.
Okay for company, they could have done it like that, but they're exclusive
for that. Yeah, that's the only yes. During the game Amazon listen
to us. I mean that might have been happening though maybe Yeah, maybe,
because I think that's what was a bit a bit of why this Well,
it's hay for a lot of reasons. Football wants to swallow every day
of the week. That's could have been said better. But I mean that's
but also like just promoting your thing on Black Friday. It's Amazon, the
biggest shopping retailer that we have. I mean, it's just so greedy and
perfect. Yep, that's who we are, everything we want that we are.
I'm gonna try to avoid cyber Monday. I don't need any deals today.
Oh what's that? A Nintendo switch for forty percent off and victory in
Jesus. I will be playing Mario Kart tonight. Victory in Jesus. They
say the best selling categories of Black Friday again a record Black Friday nine point
eight billion dollar Black Friday Online best selling categories were electronics, smart watches and
televisions, with toys and gaming. Home repair tools underperformed this year. People
are not doing it themselves anymore. Speaking of home repair tools, Big Bill,
my dad, who passed away many many years ago, has this badass
toolbox, like a snap on toolbox in the garage. I mean, it's
worth a good amount of money, the toolbox itself, and it's full with
premium ass shredding, powerboat racing tools like I could start a race team had
any clue what I was doing. It's tough and I was just kind of
thumbing around in there, and I'm like, you know what I do,
need a nice new phillips headscrewdriver. Yeah, and I grabbed one that was
perfect. And then I'm like, wait, can you bring a screw driver
on an airplane? Oh? Your guesses? I would say yes, no,
eight inches, you can pull that eight inches in. That's this good
one though. You don't want to be the game goes three inches? Oh
damn it, damn it? Why not say that eight inches? So I
had the perfect one, and then I had to measure. If you're wondering
what dad joke came out next where I tried to measure, But yeah,
it was Uh, the screwdriver was eight inches. I think it has to
be seven inches or less you can bring a screw driver on a plane.
So I just threw it back in the toolbox, slammed the red snap on
drawer shut. What's the difference in seven inches or eight inches? The amount
of damage you can do is about the same. Yeah, right, how
far? And you can get on negligible things that we just take You know,
this is part of my big campaign in twenty twenty four is to top
the misrepresentation of data so well in general, like we just manipulate data to
make something sound good without even knowing what anything means. Seven inches or eight
inches, what's it matter? Two and a half ounces of toothpaste or three
ounces of toothpaste? What does it matter? Just to give you a because
you gotta have rules. Just give you a line. Gotta have rules line
to follow. Someone did text in a picture at two four eight. I'm
assuming it's Danny. It says enjoying my day off fellas dongo dingu, So
it sounds like something he would sign off on. There's appears to be a
watermelon with a huge hole cut out in the middle of a huge hole in
the middle of it. I don't know if he's making a bong or the
other. Probably the other, but thank you Danny for sending it in a
picture. It feels like it could be both Danny here not missing you.
Oh another text? Okay, so he's singing in a bunch of pictures.
Hey it's Danny, Okay, you can always tell him. Brody checks in.
This is Danny just cranking rod to Royd return Randy Orton in a picture
of Randy Orton the rest of are Yeah we are again. I did debate
making the return of CM punk the most important thing in the world today.
Yeah he's back. Oh my, it was exciting. Anyway, Today is
going to be the largest online sales day of all time. Why, you're
probably gonna smack all the records. Cyber Monday, by the way, term
coined when nineteen No No two thousand and one, two thousand and five,
okay, by the National Retail Federation. It continues to be the biggest online
shopping day of the year. Okay. Another thing that sucks. So you
go on vacation for five days, you come home and say, God,
I have and check my email for five days. That's going to be fifteen
minutes of just clicking the left and deleting because you find out when on sales
day or holiday, every on Earth that has your email address because they're either
wishing you a happy Thanksgiving or letting you know about the screaming deals they got
on Friday or Monday. It took me about over ten minutes just to delete,
just to delete the emails I've been unsubscribing from a lot of I try,
but it's cockerroaches. You kill one and three more pop up. Yeah,
maybe I don't understand it got us, They got us figured out.
Man, We're addicted to our phones. They and it works because I'm clicking.
I'm just speed clicking on the left, like get rid of this email.
Delete, delete delete. I'm like, I'll read that one later.
Click click, click click fifty first up to fifty half off. So yeah,
I'm gonna go home and put and grind out some work today because ymails,
there's stuff that I like and you're gonna throw down fifty I mean,
what are we doing? Like, I get that it's all just tricks and
you're just essentially showing us how much you're just cutting away from your OBSS profits
by giving us these deals. But what's that got to do with me?
What your man got to do with me? I want fifty percent off my
Travis Matthews. I want them, and you're Travis Kelsey Jersey, my auto
Jersey, Travis Matthew. Travis Matthew's pants are just outstanding. Okay. I've
made three trips to Travis Matthew's website over the last week. I gotta tell
you the pants are fantastic. I'll pay up. I know it's pricey.
This is not something that I'm proud of. But get three or four of
those pants and I'm good for about five years. Dude. Same like,
I'll pays then for pants that you get tired of or go out of style,
or just you just don't like it anymore. You understand you could be
cooler. No, I'm set. And by the way, I want to
wear these pants. And I'm wearing today about three times this week and then
I'll wash them. You can tell the truth two times this week and then
I'll wash them twelve times until New Year, and then i'll wash them.
Oh really, dude, you can let jeans go forever. You can't let
you. Yeah. Actually, at some point I'll get ten four double digits.
No, I'll get ten uses Jesus, yeah, Jesus birthdays or what
do you wanta? Let's save them for later and stay on track. Okay,
I think that's probably the best plan. All right, Well, happy
Cyber Monday to one and all. Get you some deals going get you them
points? You know what? I also have on my home computer. I
don't even know Microsoft Edge. I don't know it's like the whoa, it's
Microsoft Edge. Yeah, just the hottest pics as collated by Microsoft. Yeah,
you love the NFL, So I shop, Travis Matthews say, or
whatever. It has a I click it. You know you are checking out,
here's your card, check out apply code. I'm like, well,
I wish I had a code. That'd be nice. It has a button
that it just automatically search for codes and tries them in there. Oh nice,
Like like you know, and if you are you have the Cyber Monday
or Black Friday, you're not gonna probably get the double code. But I
couldn't believe it. It just searches them because I used to go to Reddit
code for this company and then you cut and paste it and try. You
do that for pizza sometimes why not get ten or twenty percent off whatever?
They always got something running, But this thing just automatically zapped it down in
there until they found one that worked, and then it just sits. It's
like, oh, there's another twenty percent off. Take that. That's a
good company that Travis Matthew and JJ. Let's put and pull this hair check
send it to Travis Matthew or Cell staff. Let's get them on board.
For twenty twenty four on ninety seven to win the free Thanks Roy for Travis
Matthew. I'd like to get a piece of that Randy Travis Matthew belt.
I'll show it to you during their break. I'll show it to your real
clothes. Yeah, I'll wear my new Travis Matthew toboggan I buy yesterday.
That's enough, Coming up next Sports. The Cowboys did win, but they
did not get the luck they needed yesterday. We'll tell you what happened and
maybe some breaking Cowboys news next. On ninety seven won the Freak