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at Bill Moran Radio. I had somebody from high school reach out and go,
I watch all your clips. I go, could you just listen to
the damn podcast. Oh maybe he doesn't have enough time. The whole thing.
Dougie Fresh is in the house. Yeah, god, this is what
we have to listen to for two weeks. And Mark Hell on the pod
tonight. Yeah, we had so much Smark much fun yesterday. Yeah,
so much fun. I wanted to come back. You guys work together,
correct, We even grew up. We've known each door since we were like,
yeah, Dewey gardens bowlingly Yeah, these assholes were all bowing two hundreds.
I was bowing thirty six is yeah, okay when he added the three
games together. Yeah, right, that makes a lot of sense. Did
you work together as well at Kenny Shoes at long Ridge Mall Kinney Shoes at
long Ridge? Think I was twenty one? Oh yeah, because I had
I had a good fake idea. We used to go out. Yes,
so you were the what the manager system man? The assistant manager? You
were the assistant manager? What were you the sales of the time? I
didn't but he worked. I didn't do anything. Yeah, but all right,
Sophie can be sexy. Did you have to get down and like help
people try shoes on? It could be sexy. They can't nasty they could
be nasty back then. And that day you did you you customer service?
Yeah, so did you get where? There were some people that had some
nasty Oh, I can think more nasty because I I he was standing.
I was a manager of Father and Son shoes when I was like ninete,
when I was like eighteen nineteen years old. You were there. Yeah,
oh my god, yeah you guys. Look now that I'm looking at you
both, I could see you suit separated the girth. Oh yeah, separated
the girl. No in a shirt and tie, selling selling shoes. It
kind of works. We barely did any work, I mean unless somebody walked
in. We didn't do stock work or anything. I give that to somebody
else. There were do you remember this game? There was a sult an
insult and you would lay it on the ground. You take a golf ball
and you drop it on the insult and it was stop. It went bounced.
It's how comfortable your feet can be. But there were there were shelves
behind the desk with purses and stuff, and we made up this game you
bounce. You bounce the golf ball on the on the floor and try to
find out what shelf you can knock off and the higher the shelf, the
high. That was the one game you were good at. You couldn't bowl,
but you could do this. That's all we did when we worked together.
Bus balls and then sold some shoes. Now have you did you ever
go out with the customer, a customer that you were Yeah? Really from
another you dated a part timer? Yeah, I'm on a store and then
uh any customers though, because it's saying that you're the assistant manager of the
Kinny Shoes? Is that Manny dropper at twenty one? At twenty one was
the town from Fayetteville we hooked up. Okay, the mall. The mall
was huge during that time. That's why Ma was Bill and stuff like that.
So that's where everybody was going. It's not like it is. The
Woolhorst was still in the cafe was still down in the mall. Okaya was
in there in there, friendlies, friendly sears. Wow. So that's old
Yeah, that's old school. So look at you guys West Side boys growing
up together. Who knew when it when it snows, everybody shows. That
was a big thing for footwear because then everybody's going to be coming and getting
boots right now there because they didn't have them last year, right, so
you had the long mall hours retail was just brutal. I look back and
like, besides the friends I made, and I've had friends for thirty years
from kidney Shoes, but other than that, it's just no, all right,
who became the most famous person you worked with the kitty Shoes? Did
anybody go on to be so something? You're all young? Yeahspired? What
the fuck? Don't even say it? I mean a marked the soldier.
That's pretty big, right, idea? Okay, I guess all rights right
here? This is the guy okay, all right. Well it's funny because
he had texted in saying, hey, I'd love to come back in another
day this week. You call me. I had just come back from the
bathroom. I had a weird incident. There was an older couple and they're
wandering around out here, and uh, the guy I was walking into.
The guy was going very slow, and then I guess his wife, I
don't know, she joined him. They were looking for it's his bizarre story
about they were looking for their all state agent. Their all state insurance agency
closed out in Egypt, which isn't far from me, right, just closed
didn't tell him, didn't send them anything, so they were trying to find
somebody who was an agent. They thought there was an office in here.
So the guys wander around. So I come around the corner to go to
the bathroom, and I when I'm talking to them, and I and the
guy who owns the tailor shop who's from Turkey. He's trying to help them,
so he's on the phone. So she says to me, my husband
has to go to the bathroom. But there's a keypad, and I said,
I have the code. I let him in. So I was headed
to the bathroom, but I didn't want to go in there while the old
guy was in there. I figured i'd give him some space. So I'm
waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and going embarrass him. Now I'm ready
to just go in the canal. So I stand outside the door. I
can hear him wash his hands, so I figured I'm safe to go in.
I go in and the guy's like, yeah, they move our agency,
and I said, well, your wife is on the phone with someone.
So he goes, all right, yeah, let me tell you something.
Things can get a lot harder when you're getting near eighty when he get
over eighty, and I'm thinking, holy cow. So then I come back
and I had just Missdug's call, and you said, what happened? Oh
my water pump seized up. Today I'm like caving. So luckily didn't have
a customer. Then I canceled a ride, took it to my guy,
brought a car for my sister for the next couple of days. So we'll
see what happens. Can you uber in that car? No, you can't.
Got a register register, It's got to be in your name registraight,
all right? So and that kind of ship's stressful, is it not.
I'm not making money now, You're not making money for the next couple of
days. Luckily, I have a mechanic that's gonna get you back on the
road quickly. Now does that nothing to you? You seem pretty even keeled.
Nothing puts you over the edge. Mark seems like he could go over
the edge. I totally go over the edge all the time. She's seen
it. The freaking car. Yesterday, I'm driving, I got my I'm
driving from the bus to the school, and all of a sudden, the
phenometer stops and everything, all these lights start coming in the car, and
I text Marianne and go, Yep, the car is done. This is
it. I go, you gotta go get one. I go, it's
done, so I turn it off. I go, I shut off,
going in the house, get something, I go back out. It's d
it's been driving great ever since. Yeah, and sometimes it's just cold.
It's technology. Who who knows. You may want to have it looked at,
but I haven't. Wait. I can't work on your own cars anymore
because now the engines are You know what happens most of the time is they
build the car and then they tell the engineers, you got this much space,
this much space for the engine, and they got to put it all
in there. And everything's computerized. And any guys who are working on cars
are getting retrained and resartified. When I walked in today, the two mechanics,
my buddy and his mechanics, we're watching a video on YouTube. Yeah,
fix a brand new car right like, which sounds I'm gonna get to
it. But it sounds insane, a two day problem right there. And
it sounds insane that we'd have to go to YouTube or whatever. But that's
kind of where you're at. You know. I want your mechanic is going
to be mechanically inclined enough to find their way around an engine to know,
you know, but these new engines are. It's just it's a whole different
way. When I can't find her spot, I'm right on YouTube, I'm
like, hell, man, come out way to laugh to the right circular
counterclockwise. Just somebody help me out there. You're with me on this right?
New York, Oh yeah, it's totally. By the way, his
name is Mark new York. That was his original name, New York.
He liked all the New York teams when he worked with me and Kinney's and
that was going to be his name. And then he left and he went
to CNNF and that's where he got. When did you become a Bills fan
then? If you liked when we were selling for when we started selling uh
yeah, when they team. Yeah, it's hard to be a Jet.
It's hard to be you know, to follow the Jets, and that's what
you have to concentrate on. So I remember you're the Ronnie Lott Jets jers
I did. Yeah, wow. So as it came out, Mark had
it. And by the way, I'm not a bandwagon or nothing, because
being a Jets fan was brutal. But I went through like eighteen losing seasons
with the Bills, so I deserve what's going did you? Did you flip
out at all when the Jets were losing and stuff? They only had a
couple of good years. They only have a couple of good years. That
is true. I mean, when you're a Jets fan, you're and the
best quarterbacks ever played? Is any tested verity you know something's fucked up?
It's pretty well. Sanchez took you the AFC Championship back to back years.
Yeah, but that was that was defense. That that was That was mostly
Rex Ryan and I was talking about foot feish. Yeah, you worked to
kidney shoes yet fired did he sucking toast? He was like this little piggy.
This little piggy went to the market. So with the car stuff and
all, Like when you were a manager, did it get stressful? Like
I'm thinking like with your car things, because your job will get a little
stressful. Well, you were an assistant manager, yeah, schedules ago,
No, I didn have to schedule till I was a man manager. Yeah.
Yeah, but just dealing with customers, taking complaints, Hey, did
you ever have the may I speak to your manager. I'm like, you're
looking at him. I want to return these you don't have a receipt,
you don't have this. Oh god, finally you just ended up giving back
them. They got the one eight hundred number there and they're gonna call that
and then they're gonna get what they want. So it's just easier fill this
out and be anyway. Oh god, what a pain in the ass.
Yeah. What was more stressful your your pump going on, or you're or
the uh working back in those days, dealing with customers. Probably the pump
going out. Yeah yeah, well see now see here's the thing. Like
whenever things get stressful. And I don't know if your father says this to
you, but my father all Aso said, hey, you're not a kid
anymore. You know, you get to that age a heart attack, You
get all stressed out, and my mother thinks i'mbody have a heart attack.
Well those days, yeah, she stresses me out. Yeah yeah, but
isn't that the worst. It's like they're putting it, it's like they're speaking
it into existence. Just some things you're more stressful. I'm glad I don't
have kids, because it's enough being stressed out with your parents. Let me
tell you something. I had a moment today. I had a very,
very I had a moment. I will admit to getting kind of emotional,
and I had it's a progression of things follow this story. My middle son
is his birthday is today. He's twenty two, twenty two. Over the
past couple of days, and Mark probably can't relate to this so much.
I couldn't either as a kid, but you might be able to. I've
been reading stuff about I don't know where I found this, but there was
something that came up about when did you find out your parents were getting divorced?
So as all these people writing where they were, what age they were,
and all this stuff, and it was like, yeah, my parents
sat us down or whatever. And I'm like, and for whatever reason,
it has been rattling around in my brain the past couple of days because I
go, did I not handle that correctly? Now one of my guys,
two of my guys were in high school, but I still had a little
boy. He's only fourteen now and it's been five years. So he saw
She's been in my head, in my head, and then today is my
middle son's birthday, so his mom sent me pictures of him when he was
little and him now. And there was times where we weren't sure. He
had some really bad food allergies to the point but it was presenting his seizures
as an infant. He was losing weight, which is not good. And
I wound up back in the hospital yet leads to his head. They put
his arms in splint so he couldn't pull him off. He had his head
rat. There was all this scary shit. Yeah he's fine, right and
the story You're not thinking of that at the time, though, No,
you're not. You're not so all that kind of stress. So she sends
me, hey, thanks for the boys, And last night like I have
fallen in love with serious XCM. I don't know what, I just I
love it. I have the app now when you listen to the app has
special channels. So last night I put in the Grammy stake. The Grammys
do this Sunday, Okay, February fourth, and they have a whole station
of just artists nominated for Grammys. There was a country song that came on
Chris Stapleton. I think it's called white Horse or something that's up for a
Grammy in the country category, and the guy they introduced it was from a
channel called The Highway. You ever listen to the Highway? Okay, Stormy
Warren? It might have been him. Might have been him who did it
so and I had heard of the Highway. I might have listened to the
Highway in the past. I don't know. So today I'm doing some stuff
and I go, you know what, I'm gonna throw on some music,
I'll throw it. I haven't been around country music since I worked around the
Bee, which is a local country station. I was on the rock station
in their building that was down Hall. I had listened to a little I'm
Gonna throw some country and this is the song that came on that. Practically
I was frozen, like I couldn't even turn it off. It made me
start to cry listening to this song by Cole Swindell. Do you know the
song? Do you listen to this song? It's like it's just a fucking
girl hit me? Ring up a gold breaking fields. They both cry as
they signed a stack of papers. Mom got the cold, I got the
truth. I got a happy meal and a baseball. I didn't get it.
We got home, No his stuff was in you home. He pushed
me for a while in the swim kiss my head set seeing next week this
lot. I don't remember, but that I was sitting there, I was
like, what fucking I was waiting for? Like happy up the country about
you know, big tits and tights, asses and dancing. I don't know.
Bag it in the back of a truck. I get a divorce song,
just your luck, just like I'm right away the first fucking song.
It doesn't turn it out first one I stayed. I go, oh my
god, and I I played again. After you listen to it, No,
I wound up putting it on here. Yeah right, good guys.
So yeah, in the old three feet Yeah, the first time you listened
to it, it was the first time I ever heard it, and I
like, it just hit me and I was like, god, damn.
You know, it's worse than parents getting divorced, parents staying together. Well,
my parents divorced, but they divorced after thirty eight years of marriage,
so we were all good right in the house. It's a good run.
I think that to your point, I'm not sure. I don't know if
it was better or worse. To be honest, I don't know, but
I hear what you're saying. My mom lived ten years after my dad died.
Yeah. That pretty much tells you right there that they that shed they
you know, usually when a spouse died, the other one dies. Well,
I don't know. My grandma lives almost twenty because she thirty because she
didn't like him. She was he was like seventy. She lived in ninety
six. She didn't like him twenty six or years twenty seven actually, because
he was sixty nine. Do your parents separated? Yes? When you were
young? Yes? Yeah, yeah, how was that? I well,
it was terrible to get divorced. Yeah, I know, it seemed like
what was happening with a lot of other kids. It did. School.
Yeah, right, that's the way it is in school. I just always
I think that your parents just are married today. Yeah. Oh yeah,
you know too. I always think, like sometimes my my attitude with a
lot of things throughout life it has always been, well, fuck it,
I'll just move on and figure it out and throw a match and burn burn
it behind me and just keep going. And you can't really do that in
this situation. And I'm gonna say that things were what they were, But
I always wanted to try to make it as good as I could for the
boys, But I don't know that I was ever really given the emotional guidance
to do that growing up. You know what I'm saying. I think the
one thing you think anybody's prepared for it, I mean even probably not,
but buried and divorced again. Yeah, because it happens. Oh god,
how about how about people? Who? Do you know anybody that has been
divorced from the same person twice? I do? I do too, I
do, Yeah, I do too. I know somebody who do I do?
Yeah. I'm not gonna say I done in soup payne. Oh okay.
They got they got divorced, they got remarried, and then they got
divorced again. No ship. Yeah I know somebody I do remember that.
I wasn't very close to that, but yeah, it rings up. They
came in the bar. Yeah, I remember somebody who I knew, got
divorce, they had kids, they get back together, remarried, have another
kid, and then divorce again. You're really trying to make it, I
don't know. I mean, like, if we have another kid, it
will work. It's save this marriage. It's a it's a tough thing,
but you can. I think there's ways to do it. The one the
only thing I'm realizing, Like we talk about kids and all the internet,
and there's you know, a senator we'll talk about later in Oklahoma who's trying
to make some things that you can't see on the internet and all this stuff,
and I go, the only thing you can do is build your kids
self esteem. That that's really it if you because you can't be with your
kid all the time. So if you can build their self esteem, and
like this song says, I always thought it was my fault. I heard
the crying down the hall. If you can build their self esteem to realize
that it's not them and it's something else, it'll be a pretty good feeling
at the end of the day. They have to believe for themselves, absolutely
they do, but that that that's the problem. That's the tough stuff.
But anyway, we'll get it. Tell lighter stuff. I just heard that
today and his pump broke. I heard his song, I go, what
a day, What a day, Doggie? And I hadn't and I can't
talk about it. Why I had, Yeah, a ship day of a
bunch of freaking looney tunes while at the liquor store. No, I'm not
even been in the liquor store. Good. That place is a death trap.
I know. I robbed. Yeah, how many times? Five seven?
Once one? So once I was threatened. I was threatened five seven
times a day. But well I was walking here. Yeah, have you
ever been robbed? Like he was robbing a gunpoint in the liquor store.
But I mean yes, uber, no, not uber. I went outside.
It's probably about fifteen sixteen years ago. The plouse I was living in.
Uh, they have a cigarette and my dome lights on, and like
what the hell? Oh? And I figure somebody had gotten into the car
and got my CDs and I had a full beer. He went running.
I threw the beard in his head. I didn't get him and called the
cops. So luckily my my CD case was in there, but never robbed.
Like like I'm thinking, held up. I guess I doesn't love that
now someone still my CD case. I was robbed. I know, somebody
who would have been a big would have been a huge thing. That's when
I was in the cab on my CDs. The girls, It's right,
that's the nineties, right, Yeah, And I had like two. Yeah,
no, thank you. Did you see it? Yes, I saw
it twenty years ago. Son of a bitch. He gave it to me
somebody. Then I said, I don't have a DVD player. Led me
a DVD player. It's still in the box. I haven't hooked up the
DVD player. I have not watched this movie. You know what. That's
it. I've been writing shit down and I've been knocking it off my list.
I got my top three every day watch it. I'm gonna watch it.
I am gonna watch You found time to watch butt Boy? I didn't
watch but Boy. I thought NW. I did not. I did not
have time for butt Boy. I did watch some of the Ted stuff,
and I did do that all right, in a new TV series, that's
great. Yeah, I watched speakinning of it. Yeah, what'd you think?
I thought I had to get more into it, and I forgot about
it since then, but I would give it a try for sure, at
least two or three episodes when I laugh out loud, though, come on,
there's a few laugh out loud moments. I have to say. It's
it's pretty well. I mean, I'm very very impressed by Seth MacFarlane,
Like Super impressed with that guy. What a talent like I hear his parties
in La are phenomenal. He has big band, he gets up and performs
with the band. Sometimes he has I think he owns a replica of the
Batmobile, or maybe he owns the Batmobile from the original Batman. I believe
that. I'm not sure what, but something like that. He has that
out at the parties and fires it up, and he just seems like a
fun guy who doesn't think take things too seriously. And I know that he
was supposed to be on one of the planes out of Boston that went into
the towers. Oh back in two thousand and one. I think he was
back speaking out of school. But he's notoriously late to things. And so
people say, do you think like divine? And he goes, no,
I think I was lucky. He goes, it would be horrible for me
to this is what made me really like him, basically to surmise it.
He goes, why what would make me think that? I, you know,
I had some divine intervention and somebody else didn't. Right, that's good
point. It's like a pretty shitty way to think about things. And I'm
that's not exactly what he said, but that's paraphrasing pretty much. And I
went, yeah, I really liked that. Guys like that like started me
not wearing my Josh Allen jersey for the seven weeks they went on the winning
streak and uh yeah and stuff like that, because being somebody there wasn't somebody
in Kansas City that was doing the exact same fucking thing. Looks whose numbers
A Kittle? Okay, Kittle won me some money? He did, Yeah,
Kittle won me some money. I was with my friend Kevin Foodie and
he's a big gambler, and I fired up DraftKings again. I hadn't been
in DraftKings in almost like over a year, and I hit it and it
was an in game bet for the next to score. I picked Kittle and
all of a sudden, Kittle goes in boom and all of ad I have
like one hundred and five dollars in there. I go, look at this,
how much it's fun? That kind of stuff. That's where the mobile
betting, as long as you don't go too overboard, can be a hell
of a lot of fun, right It just makes a little more fun,
just a little small bets like that absolutely. Yeah. I know people to
gamble on horse racing while they laying bed. There's morse racing going on all
over the world. Oh shiteah, this Israel, Australia, Iraq. I
mean camel racing. You can bet on anything on that. On DraftKings.
I don't know if it's DraftKings, but what is camel racing? I want
to get, Donkey, he was, I want to get you know what
I hear what I hear that camel till racing. It's a little that's you.
We will will take a moment. The Bills hired a guy with a
baseball name to be their defensive coordinator. Babe Ruth No, Bobby Babbage.
Bobby Babbage. Isn't Bobby Babbage sound like a baseball player and now battinger?
It comes to Bobby babbitch thinking of the old Mets, Yes charity that that
we's had, yeah, which was done by Bobby babaracky something like that.
That's Bob back, yeah, because that that was that was done at the
station I originally worked at before he came to see him. He uh,
But Bobby Babbage, it just does it sounds like a baseball name to me.
But this guy. Uh, well, we'll talk to Greg Connors from
Connors and Ferris. Who is going to be going to where Doug would like
to be? No, I would actually rather be actually at my buddy car.
What do you like to be in Vegas? Come on? I didn't
want to be in the Super Bowl because I missed the formations unless I was
high up. And I know those tickets are like nine thousand dollars. But
the Niners are playing in Buffalo next year. I'm gonna go with my buddies
and I want to be on the middle of the field, but three hundred
section to watch all the formations come out, the long passes. If you're
down low, you can what you do you do? Miss? Do you
do you like watching? Under section? Gives you that too, if you
sit under the heated seats. Very nice. Do I watch the game?
Do you watch the game after? And like go through the game and watch
it? One? No? Okay, I changed my jerseys during the game.
I was texting him. No, I texted you to say how many
times have you changed your jersey? Three? But I'm trying to find the
right combo because they were just they were they were losing light and they should
have probably lost because the Lions were running all over them. Run it was
bullyball that first half. Man Another another coach making fucking mistakes. We will
uh, we'll talk to Greg Connors. We will do that next. But
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most. Halftime The Halftime Show and UH Levi Stadium with these guys, right,
yeah, Journey. I did not watch it. I was changing my
outfit. Truth be told, I'm very superstitious. So I had all my
jerseys out, changing hands, changing jerseys in. I take it. I
take a shower, I take all my jerseys and I go, look all
right, everybody's in time out and I'm putting them out of hangars. I'm
like, look, you come out and play when you're ready. I put
my hands away, take out, shower, I rub one off. I
go in the other. You're rubb one off, Like I know, nobody's
everything. So he texted me, he goes, what's what are jerseys youre
doing? I'm like, I'm all done. I'm going back to basics.
I'm cracking a Jenny Light and a dirty Martini and they start winning. I'm
drinking my balls off, i cook some shrimp, and all of a sudden,
we're winning. I'm just clamping like a little kid, and boom,
We're in the We're in the super Bowl and this is now. This band,
San Francisco based Jury Guy was there. It was the Steve Perry No
Steve Perry. The original song for this was called When the Lights he had
it when the Lights Go Down on La and then when he joined this band,
he changed it to the Bay Oh and became San Francisco. They're playing
My Birthday February twenty seconds and one memorial. They are Toto. Oh really
yeah, you're gonna go. Yeah, he'll be a packed house. Women
love that stuff. I saw him and Mark and uh I saw him years
ago and it was packed. Yeah, yeah, smoking weed of the Yeah.
Well, I'll go see Rush with all the dudes like you know.
That's because that's a man thing. Way I would go see John Mayer brought
to you by massing Gill. But I mean, yes, Taylor Swift is
a song written about him. I'm sure. Well, Paper Dolls is supposedly
written about her. It's a song he has. I have no idea he's
a douche. Uh I I love John Mayer. I just don't. I
mean, I just like that type of music. What, but you like
all kinds of music. I just don't. Yeah, John Mayor like Dave
Matthews stuff like that. I don't like, well, Dave Matthews, I
would okay, you know, I kind of put then the same category.
I guys, Yeah, that's not terrible. We'll call Greg Connors and find
out what his thoughts are on the new DC defensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills.
Bobby Babbit still a little dig it up, Bobby Babbitch, he's stiffing
you. I know, well I did the text and say a round seven.
He's not stiff and he lives for this ship. No, he does,
but he may he may be tied up in something. Bobby Babbage was
the linebacker coach. Hey, Greg, how are you great? Brother?
All right? Are we catching out a bad time? Works? Still returning
client phone calls? But I'm good now, I'm ready, okay, Uh,
the Buffalo Bills will start here with Now the coordinators are set. You
got Joe Brady as the offensive coordinator, and today a guy with a baseball
name. In my mind, Bobby Babbage is uh is going to be the
defensive coordinator. And I kind of like this, but I don't know what
you're thoughts are. I went down a bit of a YouTube rabbit hole and
I found a Bobby Babbage press conference from might have been last season or the
season before. He's been the linebackers coach, and then I think he's been
on staff since twenty seventeen, and I decided let me read the comments,
because sometimes the only people looking at these things are really deep football fans,
like I'm just saying. And there was seven thousand views on this video,
and the comments were he doesn't avoid questions. He answered it the way the
audience can understand. Very well spoken, So well spoken, this guy has
it gone on upstairs. The way he carries himself is top notch. Somebody
else goes head coach material. And then five months ago comment left under the
video next Bill's defensive coordinator Bobby Babbage. People love his intensity. They think
he's really smart. I don't know, Greg thoughts, Yeah, I mean
he's got a great ripe within the Bills organization. You know all those things
you just said, he gravitates. You know, everybody gravitates toward him for
those things. He's you know, he does speak really well. He's he's
got a cadence of passion in his voice. The players love him. You
know. The question is always in my mind when you've talked about him,
and there's there's a couple other guys who have cycled through, it's you know,
where is his intellectual capacity to the game? You know, is he
does he get the nuances that McDermott's looking for, you know, is he
appreciating what Sean's trying to do in some of his plate interns of his defensive
design. Those are the things that you just can't tell from where we're sitting.
But when McDermott sees him and is has success this past year calling the
defense with his strategies, he's in those meetings with him, and there's no
better person to know what his capacities are of the defensive coaches position coaches that
support him then Sewan. And so when when I saw that they hired him,
I thought to myself, that's great for Bobby Babbage. I don't know
how good it is for the Bills, because this is essentially going to be
a Sean McDermott control defense, which he did prove this past year he could
do as well. You know, I like having I like the type of
leader that brings in people around him that support their weaknesses as opposed to support
their strength. And I'm not sure if his addition is there supporting Mick Dermott's
weaknesses, which to me is planning and preparedness in terms of coaching, and
so I don't know if this does it for him. And the same thing
holds true with Brady, but you know, he went, he made a
decision and he's going with it and he's being aggressive with this with God bless
him all right. Well, and then yeah, I mean, even the
Brady thing, I think that were you a not a I don't want to
say not a fan of the idea, certainly an improvement over Ken Dorsey,
But then you know, was it the right move? Well? I guess
we'll I guess we'll see, right, but it doesn't feel like it was
necessarily the right move putting Brady in there full time. Yeah. I at
this point for me with Josh is that Josh has had now three separate O
seeds and it'll be now in three straight seasons. And you know, I
think Josh is seasoned enough where you know, if it's like it's like having
hopefully he got the stage where like a Manning or a Brady where they see
it, they know it. Now it's somebody who can help do play design,
you know, who can design a play to flood the zones, to
work up the field, to have that route tree and then give options so
it's quick it's quick and simple. It's not check one, check three,
check four, Oh, here we go. It takes too long. Got
to be instinctional and it's got to be just a natural progression as opposed to
somebody's convoluted play designs where you're flooding here and then you've got to check across
the field to your to your to your safety zone, to your safety drop.
But you got your body's got to do almost like a one eighty mechanic,
and then you've got to read the defense to make sure that that's the
right place to go. I don't know that enough about Brady. You get
a guy like Frank Right, you get somebody who's proven in their play design
or you can see these things and how they design their play with that veteran,
you know, with the experience they have. That's something I was holding.
Given where we are and in Josh's development and the offense, I thought
he had an opportunity to do that now, and someone like Frank Rich or
others who has a stronger head coaching, perfect head coaching background, that can
help him work through what I think are Shawn's efficiencies, which are his planning
and games time preparedness, now has Sean evolved. Yeah, but you know,
look, you bring somebody in who can help you with your weaknesses.
That's how you become the strongest organization you can be. I just didn't see
that with these two hires at this time. Is this McDermott's last season under
contract? No? No, they just theyded them just this past year.
Another five five years. I thought, Yeah, I just wish they got
Rivera on defense. I wish that was who they who they brought in was
Rivera again, exactly who you just said I had coached. I had,
you know, a guy that's been a head coach, he's worked with McDermott.
I don't understand why he wasn't interviewed or why he was well, you
know, keep it in the house, right, guys already. Look.
But the other thing is like, to me, it was very Look.
As a businessman, I want I want Ron Rivera. He brings in,
he brings a whole skill and a whole talent that can help my weakness,
can help me build and grow. But when you're a control free if you
want things done doorway and you don't want opposition, you don't want people telling
you to do it. A different way. You don't bring in a strong,
experienced person because they're just as headstrong as you are, so you avoid
it. And that's what he did. He didn't bring around Rivera in because
he didn't want somebody coming in telling me to be doing it differently. And
they're not going to be Revera's not going to be a pasty. He's not
going to come here to be a pasty. What's what's going to happen is
is they're going to go to the divisional playoffs the next year and lose.
I mean, they're not going to go over that hump. They're not no,
no, because they need because just hit it on the nose. I
mean like that. I mean, he doesn't bring in Frank Reich. He
doesn't bring in Frank Wright would have been there in a second. He doesn't
bring in Rivera. Rivera would I wanted to go there. I menagine Frank
right working with with an Ellen. He brings in some guy who was a
linebacker fucking coach. Come on, well, he's been on the staff of
the staff. I mean, to Greg's point, if you're a control freak,
it's somebody who knows the McDermott way, right, he's familiar with it.
He's and who has been subservient you and has you and has fouled what
you pulled them and structed him to do right. And that's what Joe's done,
which is hey, look man, he was an interro. He wanted
a job. Of course he's going to do it. He boss says,
right. But sometimes having independence is beneficial, you know. I now you
talk about going to divisional losing again. Look, this past week we saw
first and foremost what is most important in football. It's players who make the
play. Yes, the Chiefs made the play when they needed to. They
did. The Chiefs did always still Yeah, I mean, but but they
did. They didn't score in the second half, but they didn't need to,
and defensively they were strong. Well. I think it's going to be
about the same eight teams for the next five years in the playoffs Day one
or two, and the Bills just got to come through and win. It's
gonna it's gonna be Casey. By the way, Sandy's not leaving anywhere.
Yeah, Bills hopefully will be there. The Ravens, Yeah, the Ravens,
yeah, I don't know. San Diego is going to be there.
Texans aren't going anywhere. That's six right, Texans are popping up. The
Doug is here in his George Kittle jersey number eighty five. Very excited.
Can you put me on your carry on? I don't think I'll uber you
to Vegas to make this word. I still have compoints of the Blagio when
I lived out there. Are they transferring to you? I wish? Yeah,
the Blaji. Where are you gonna stay while you're out there? You're
going? I heard I am, I am going on? No, I
am currently at the Venetian. That is it's the first time I've ever stayed
there. I said, at the Kylesmopolitan And uh is it Tria? Is
that how you say? At Tria? Which is right across the street from
at that huge complex? Uh so yeah, yeah, Treasure Islands down that
way as well. That's beautiful. They have a great time. I am
excited it. Look. The one thing I love about the Super Bowl is
it's probably the best people watching you'll ever ever experience. And when I go,
I always play a game with the people i'm with. It's called the
W game. The W game. Is it the white or are they working?
Oh? Are they? What is it? The wife or or they
hired someone and the woman are they working? Meaning approx. How do you
find out to ask, Oh my god, it could be we we have
done. You know, I've been going through bowl for a number of years
and some of the some of the the discussions and commentary, you can figure
it out. Oh sure. Sometimes sometimes you're there you think it's you think
it's the white in it, and it's the hooker. And then sometimes you
think it's a hooker and it's actually the white. That's the best testing.
Now that's sort of a compliment. She wouldn't take it as a compliment.
But man, you are so hot. I thought you were right hook her.
That would be a compliment. Now. The funny part, though,
is some of these guys have to be older guys that that you're guessing right,
No, you mean the women, No, no, no, the
guy, Like I'm saying, if if, if, if you show up,
the guy is probably someone of some stature, probably little season, a
little later on in life. Not not old. I'm not saying oh,
but I'm saying his fifties or something. So if the if you think,
if you think it's right there, right there, but I'm right there.
But but if all of a sudden you look at the wife and you go,
that's the wife and it turns out to be a hooker. You kind
of wanted to say to the guy, couldn't you have upgraded me? Well?
You got that at home, don't. It depends on the hotel that
you go to for the great hooker. I mean, you go to the
Blagio, you're getting you know, five ft eight, slim and blind.
You go to Circus Circus, they're missing teeth, They're not wearing socks,
you know, socks and cracks love Wayne County. Yes. The one thing
about the Super Bowl that when I first went, that impressed me with the
level of pretty people that are there. You think Hollywood has it, You
think New York can have it. People import go into the Super Bowl City
that are working from all over the country and all over the world. It's
probably the largest concentration of women who get paid for being a companion. I
think that's a political staburgy. That may be the best lawyer way to put
it I've ever heard. I gotta tell you, one of the funniest stories
for me was Trouper Bowl. I remember being at a at a bar.
It was like mid mid to late afternoon and this guy is there. He's
a little bit older than I was at the time, so it's probably like
late I was probably in my mid forties, he's probably his late forties.
Woman's there, beautiful, like late twenty smart, funny, you know,
she was attracted. She wasn't dressed like overly provocative, but sexy, right,
classy sexy, and I maybe she like went to the bathroom. It's
like, I was like, oh, so, how long have you guys
been married? And he goes, that's not my wife. And I'm like,
oh, how long you been dating? He goes, about four hours.
Have you ever had a woman in the night walk up to you and
ask you if you're lonely or anything? Approach by one? Hey lonely?
Okay, I don't know. You know, maybe you're at the bar,
your friends will go to the bathroom and this woman walks over and hey,
how you doing All the time, Doug always looks lonely everything. Hey,
it looks like you lost your puppy. I did. The only time that
that ever happened to me is I was in when I when I was going
back and forth to New York a lot. I was in a bar the
Innercontinental, where I stayed quite often, and I'm watching the NBA Finals and
this woman was sitting at the end of the bar, very attractive, but
you know, nowhere near me. By the time the game ended, she
was sitting right next to me, and I could. I was like,
she's a she's a hooker. And then she asked me. I can't remember,
she asked me for my phone number or something, and I faked called
my mom and I was like, I was like, oh my god,
I'm like, oh I go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I got
to take this. My Mom's on the phone, and I freaking walked away,
pretending I was talking to my mom on the phone so I can get
away from it. Moms are great. How do you want me to blow
you for fifty dollars? I would, but I told my mom, I
call it ain't thirty. Tell me what the final Jeopardy question is. But
that sounds good too if Bill lows my mom. And so, of course
I had to tell my mom the story, because that's all. It was
hilarious that I used my mom to fail me out of getting, you know,
getting proposition by a hooker. So, yeah, when do you head
out next Thursday. I head out, yeah, Thursday, heading out Thursday
and then coming back on Tuesday. So Bruno, Bill, you guys know
you know how much I love brutal mass right, Yes, so Bruno's my
guy Friday night. Take it for Bruno Mars at MGM. Can't wait.
I think I'm the excited about that. I'm about the game. I'd be
more excited about that than the game, to be quite honest with you,
When am I picking you up to what you Wednesday? We can make it
in twenty four hours, cheaper than a flight. He's already got the flight
I got, I got Saturday. Yeah, I'm sorry, Saturday. Saturday.
Saturday is the best night for parties for the Super Bowl Saturday Night party
night. Those are the best parties in the super Bowl City. But there's
a chance I might be able to go to you two in the Sphere Auditorium,
the Sphere up Center. So it's like do I do I do that
and then and then go to some of the parties. So I'm trying to
try to balance it. But I don't think I've been to the super Bowl
party. So I think I got tried. I got to go to you
two yeah, you two today. So but is it in the sphere or
did you say in its Yeah? Okay, because I didn't know if it
was. I thought they've got a number. Somebody said it wasn't open during
super Bowl Week. No, during Super Bowl. Yeah, when I looked,
when I looked a couple of weeks ago, I think I told you
there was there was nothing going on. Then you two extended it now up
until Saturday. Then they're not idiots. There's gonna be so much money in
Vegas. They got to open it to some band. Yeah, there's gonna
be a ton of stuff. Man, Who would have ever thought, Greg
that we would see an NFL team in Vegas and have the Super Bowl in
Vegas? How long are you? I mean it was it was like sacrilege,
right, you couldn't go near Vegas right in the NFL. And now
it's just done like a one to eighty and now they're going to be the
NFL there. The NFL didn't even want their logos like displayed in the city
back in the nineties, in the two in two thousands, and now with
fan duel and all the other part of ships they have, they completely embraced
that segment. Of our economy and yeah, I mean I can't wait.
I've been to Vegas a couple of times and it's great people watching. And
I would always say that Vegas reminded me of the Super Bowl people watching because
it was just that's the way the super Bowl gets. When we have both
of them together. It's gonna I can't wait to see what it's like and
have the story because it's gonna be hilarious. I get well enjoy it and
Doug will be very jealous. Oh while I got you on, who who
do you think is gonna win? Oh? Man, Well, who do
I want to win? I want the forty nine? Yeah, I want
the forty nine though, right, I mean it's been since the nineties since
they won. You know, you got mister irrelevant, who's quarterback in to
be? You know Mahomes, who is like the best quarterback now, hey,
you know two behind Brady uh and all these wings he's doing, He's
pat he's racking up you know AFC divisional championships. Who's gonna bring him down?
This scrawny you know, mister irrelevant quarterback from the middle of what had
done? Absolutely? I love that story. I do who do I think
is gonna win. I think the freaking cheeks are gonna Canahan always choke yea,
he is the king of a choke, he is, he is.
He's got to get done this time. There's no offens or butts about it.
I thought he was going to get him in Miami and before this,
before the pandemic in February twenty twenty, totally choked that one that should have
just kept running the ball. Yeah, and you know, you know it
was the offensive coordinator Atlanta. I was, oh god, what I mean
that was the biggest comeback in Super Bowl here. Yeah. I mean,
if he's not thinking about it, you can't blow it this time. Yeah.
So I was there for the Atlanta game and it was I mean it
was mind numbing. It was like are you kidding me? I that was
yeah. And then and then again for the for the Super Bowls and in
Miami for the pandemic that was like magic, Like dude didn't Yeah it was.
So I want San Francisco to win. But given given Andy Reid in
terms of his coaching abilities, given him Mahomes and Kelsey, who are probably
the two best duo threats in the NFL, he is a guy. I
can't stand him. I love him. I'm a Swift so of course I
got it. Of course I'm Kansas City, I like I like Swift too.
I like Teler Swift too. But look, I'm about the underdog.
I mean what five foot eight Irish Italian kids, we're out underdog, so
you know and help? Yeah, well, enjoy the I think we just
saw what do we see Kelsey Swift twenty twenty four? Yes, I have.
We have two shirts coming to wear for the Super Bowl. It says
Kelsey Swift two twenty four. So that's what I'm wearing. And I'm only
going to share it for Kansas City when Kelsey makes a play or scores a
touchdown r and then I'm not sharing for that fucking team. All right,
Well, Greg, enjoy and I can't wait to hear about the people watching.
And we'll see. If you get propositioned at all, I'll be in
a lot of trouble. Ma, Yes, you will wi a lot.
Just tell me called dougle get me on the phone with him. Sixty dollars.
What do you have fifty dollars for forty dollars? All right? Well,
true, I normally get myself then Yeah, travel safe and enjoy it.
It sounds like a blast man. You're talking with you. Go,
Bills, go, Bill's talking to you too. There he goes, Greg
Connors, Connors and Ferris. That was some good You know what I'm seeing
with the super Bowl. They're trying with They're trying to do something food wise,
the company that I actually like, and I'm surprised this hasn't happened before.
There's gonna be a commercial. And I don't know if this sounds good
to you or not, but holy guacamole. It's going to try to get
people to dip their pizza in their little gua. Yeah, and I gotta
tell you why, why is it taking so long? That's a that's a
great combot. A fucking pineapple on pizza. I hate that awful, terrible
life yourtail on Macon cheese. Yeah, but that I don't mind so much.
Well, I'm okay with that. Somebody came up, I know.
But the pineapple, the ham let's go. It's pizza, but you dip
a little guacamole. It's cheese, it's crust. That's differ It's sounds great,
doesn't it. He did it? Poll seventy four reason. This is
the funniest guy in Rochester. Yeah, come on, he's just reason for
some Guacamoah, yeah, I got it, holy guacamole. I'll be right
there. I just got to stick my thing in the guacamole. Why you
call that guak? I know there's a lot of adjective. There is,
holies, there is, and this is holy moly guacamo Holy moly guacamole.
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big one. They don't know why we're not doing that. More Starlink he's
got all that. He made the Starlink satellites to give Internet service to places
that nearly impossible to get it around the world. And now he's got something
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back in nineteen eighty nine. I'm gonna show him what it's all about with
a pile driver off the top room years what I'm talking about this this bit
in kinny shoes or whatever. Yes, yes, I used to love the
w w e WWF back in the day. I never ever got into it
now. Hell is the graduation song? His themes tho. I always followed
that really funny. I don't know, that's very funny. They've come a
long way since uh days of Pedro Morales. Bob Becklan was a world champ
when I was into it. Maybe giant giants through the years of Haulk get
taken over the Iron Chek, but Pedro Morales, Greg the Hammond Valentine,
mister Fuji, mister Fuji. Yeah, I must have been hated around here.
Rick Martel and Tony Gria were the tag team champions in the world back
then. And of course you had Rowdy Rowdy Piper, Oh yeah, entertained
Dusty Roose was my favorite. The American dream I was always Rick Flair,
Rick Flair, I'm on the I'm on the bill Fight show, Bill Bill
fi so hot. I got to give a big Rick Flair, whoa baby,
that's what I'm talking. And it's so funny that a lot of the
football teams, the college teams and stuff like that say his his little sayings
and stuffy do Yeah. Yeah, look at this styling jet flying. You
know he does this whole stuff. I've winded down and with kings and queens
and slept in the alley, beaten porks and beans. That was Dusty Roades,
Roddy Piper had one. I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum,
and I'm all out of bubble gum. Well I can see these are
happy memories from your youth, right you ever use those in the bedroom to
eat pussy and chew bubble gum. That's right, and I'm all out of
bubble gum. I'm gonna save the bubble gum for what I've done. No,
you don't pile drive anybody. Actually, I have used a couple of
Yes. Yes, you gotta flip them around real quick. Here's a move
called the guillotine. Yeah yes, drop her head off. No no,
but when you put your head her mouth, you gotta roll around. Uh.
It's actually you can tour it. You can do it kind of standing
up where you get you can hold her arm in her arms black and yeah
you got one free leg. Wow, yes, in one free hand.
So you're kind of in you're in control, and it's fun because all of
a sudden you're cuddling and they can't move, like what are you doing?
Like nothing, I'd like, why can't I move? And then you're like,
well, I was a wrestler and they kind of like it. Yeah,
this hole, going the bills, you know, going through tables.
Yeah, you know, that's that's old. I remember, forget. I
was in seventh grade and we were you know, I went to Catholic school,
so our gym was the church hall. Yeah, and there's always tables.
And some kid told me wrestling was fake, so I threw him through
a table. Well, wrestling is scripted. You can't say it's fake because
the injury these guys got beat the ship beat out of them. Well,
and then real injuries, I mean even when they weren't like if they were
flopping, if they didn't real injuries, but if they really were hitting each
other as much as they were the I watched the Rick Flair a biography,
which was really good, and he said he would hang a string in the
middle of a doorway and he would just hit it, become as close as
he could without the string moving. Yeah, so I mean, yeah,
you're no, But I mean when they were falling or jumping off the ropes
or doing these flips and sometimes even getting hit with the chair. That's that's
it all changed in the nineties. We're talking about this yesterday. I mean,
Mick Foley was jumping off cages into tables, right, you know,
and stuff like that. I saw the biography on him and his wife's like,
what are you doing? And then he rewatched it. It was actually
the Rocks Is it Fozzy or something, that's Chris Jericho Thatch. He was
getting hit five six kids. His kids were in The kids were little and
they were in the front row, and the Rock is just beating the ship
out of him, and he goes, why I trust Rocky's judgment, but
he hit him like eight nine times. And then it wasn't sixty minutes.
It was another documentary and I think on a biography and or Bravo anyways,
and he's watching the match again and the Rock is just hitting him, and
his wife's you know, every time, she just she's turning right, he's
bleeding damn. Yeah, you gotta be a little screwed up like scripted,
but real right in he comes in the he comes into B T B all
all the time. He's in town at least three times a year, and
you will see him walk. Guy can only walk anymore? Really? Yeah?
Well, I told you that I took the girls from the Classy Cat
to walk out one of the wrestlers. It was a godfather of wrestling,
and he would have an entree, so I would take the girls the hose
and they're all in the back room with the girls, all the wrestlers,
they're they're fighting, they're they're drinking, they're smoking cigarettes with the girls.
Just they had to get their blood pressure taken before and after the match due
to New York State health code. That was kind of New York State health
gout. And look at this guy, yep. I wonder what other health
coaches they have around the country. Yeah seriously, like they travel with W
W W and around the state. But I mean what happens when you go
to another stated wow state, oh so proud. I wonder if they would
try to regulate this. Elon musk has now. I found this because I
was looking for something else. There's a website called DNA India. It's basically
in English all the news that's happening in India. And they had this story
about Elon Musk that Elon Musk has a company called Neuralink, and it's created
a coin sized brain chip that can be fitted into the human brain through surgery.
It's just like an SM card or a SIM card excuse me, in
your mobile phone. So if you ever had your mobile phone, you've had
this SIM card changed out or whatever, you just slide it in. So
they'll do that in your brain. What's that If the connection between any organ
of a person in the brain gets lost, which is called neurological disorder,
then the brain chip can re establish us that connection. They know this,
Yeah, they've they've obviously they don't figure out somewhere they've gotten this somewhere they've
tested this. I don't know if they've tested this in India. I have
no idea. For example, after a brain chip transplant, a paralyzed person
will be able to move the cursor of the computer just by thinking. They
had that with the eye movement. That was all okay, eye movement,
And now they have the technology and cars that if you take your eyes off
the road, it'll vibrate your steering wheel and kind of flash eyes on the
road because you took your eyes off. So if you were thinking about jerking
off for something, then all of a sudden, Parno shows up. You
know who knows? I know that sounds ridiculous, Like it's an absurd thing
to say. Fuck, your server would be down twenty four to seven.
So it said. Suppose this chip is fitted into the brain of a paralyzed
person, then this chip will be able to read the waves generated in the
brain of that person, the brain waves, okay, which is just basically
all this gives them a diagram to let them know exactly what needs to be
connected. I have no idea. I think it's the electric electric like a
circuit board. Circuit board, true, going down your spinal cord. After
this, the chip will convert the brain waves into computer language, which is
called binary code. And then this chip will send the code to the connected
devices through Bluetooth, and then that computer, mobile phone or device will follow
that command. How the fuck you think it? Like? How seriously?
Like? If I like to your point, as simple as I could think
about my banking website and it could pull up my bad banking website. Or
I could be thinking of porn and it could pull up you porn or red
Tube, or I don't know anything, answer talk loud about it. I'm
trying to go in my mind. Uh. In simple words, this chip
has been designed to decode the signals received from the human brain and give commands
to the device. I mean, it's fucking wild. I don't like that.
I don't like that either, because one, if you can send you
a cell phone and you're married, I'm gonna go golf with the guy as
well, leave your cell phone and will make sure you're only golfing, like,
oh my gosh, cargirls so hot to want to fuck her, and
your your wife's gonna know it on her phone. It's just the greatest thing.
Ever, how many times has now Mark? Maybe more than you,
I don't know. But I'm gonna say, what are you thinking? Right?
Been asked? What are you thinking? Now? Here? Fucking look
at my phone. So we're gonna we're gonna just take communication out of the
hole. You're not gonna be well to anybody you think about, Like at
home. A lot of times I will ask, uh, alexis Siri whatever
to spell something for me or to whatever. What's what's the score, what's
the lineup? When something on? What's the temperature? I do it all
the time. It's like a personal assistant. I love it. But to
give a man to Alexa, you have to use a voice command. This
is just thinking it. You don't have to say a fucking word. And
we don't think big brother is going to be that shit? How wild you
don't think Big brothers out alexis? We are? I think so well.
All of a sudden, I'm on the phone with my father the other day,
of this phone. All of a sudden, you hear, uh uh.
I can't answer that question. I don't know. And he goes,
WHOA who's listening? I go, I don't know, man, I don't
know. But they're always in there tapping in. Yeah, he's going to
be coming sooner than you think it is. Well, yeah he's already.
I mean, it's here right, you know to But Neuralink has said that
it's objective behind making the chip is to make the lives of people suffering from
neurological disorder easier. I'm all for that. Purchase. So many pros and
cons the future technology paralyzed person will be able to do many things just by
thinking. Neuralink has named this brain chip link. That's great. But you
know darn well that we know who's there, Mike Mack. Oh, we
know darn well that you know that's what it's made for. But it's going
to turn into what fun. It's one of these things. You can't believe
me. You can't put that genie back in the bottle. But it's like
the AI stuff now with the voices. Have you heard the voice stuff.
I have a little gift for you guys, and I'm very excited about this.
Agreed. I want you to listen to this. This is obviously AI,
but if you heard it somewhere, let's say someone ran it through a
phone filter, you could say that it's an overheard conversation. After the Chiefs
Game, I am writing a double album after my new boyfriend breaks up with
me in a few weeks. I think his brother is gross and plan on
writing a song for him called fat Hairy Man. Right. The problem with
Dad is just like her not it's you got that, sirih and that you
got that Siri? The listen to it again? Well, here let's listen
to a different one. Ready for this time? Yeah, okay, here
comes a different one. Doug is a short, middle aged man with a
mommy complex. He tries to sleep with women his mother's age, women who
have no feeling in their loins. I totally disagree with that. The hot
women that I date are getting Social Security cards and they're buying me breakfast at
McDonald's and I'm showing her my fish file at Is that supposed to be Trump?
Yeah, okay, it's supposed to be Trump, But it sounds like
but it sounds like but it sounds like serious. I am writing a double
album after my new boyfriend breaks up with me in a few weeks. Well,
you're right, because it's too quick. If you slow it down a
little low, Yeah, absolutely, all right, here's one. Ready for
this one? Mark likes to watch. He will sit silently in the corner
and watch as you pound the flesh doggie style. He will never know he
is there, but he will never forget it. The fuck's that it's supposed
to be Morgan Freeman? That that was terrible? All right? Here here's
another. I am one of the greatest actors in the history of mankind.
I don't even need another human to make a great movie with. Just drop
me off at a Dick's Sporting Goods and I can pick out my next co
star. But if you see me, don't bother me. I know most
people think I'm really nice, but actually I hate all people. Would you
believe I once punched a baby? Well, don't try me. He's a
dick, you know. Once. I died four years ago and I'm wishing
to the Bill Moran show in Heaven in Mike kilch miter Sean Conery. Yesterday
a book fell on my head. I could only blame my shelf. I
named the dog. Indeed my shelf. I get it. The funniest guy,
lazy je Bill is the one, the one who turns my hot flashes
up high. I turn into a wet, musty puddle anytime he is around.
And I am not talking about the former president Bill. I mean the
podcaster, the Bill who would have never touched Monica. She stopped talking like
that fifty years ago. I can't even get a roll over and turn around
on her. I try to do the old man walk in the wheel barrel.
She said, no, That's why I got to go to Vegas.
With Connor's and get my my tickle pickles, get my dick sucked. You
know what I'm talking about. Hillman, mister Mark, New York. Don't
go. You can drive my limousine with this AI like now you can take
people's voices and you're right, you'd have to listen to it. But on
a quick pass. I mean you could have someone call. They're already doing
it, is it? Well, I think it's somebody else doing it.
But they had people call from Canada and say, hey, it's your grandson
he needs to bail money. Oh, my mother got it right now,
what do you mean that that was has been dead for three years, but
she got a call saying what that my nephew needed my nephew, her grandson
needed money. And so I'll fucked her up because she thought my nephew,
she thought it was my nephew that passed, oh, the one that died.
So it was all fucked up. So so it was like you explain
to where that? So what are they using the voice for it? For
scam to try to get people? I don't know any birth. This is
a website that you could go and yes, I'm sure you could do just
fun thing like, right, are you type in anything like I typed in
for you. Doug is a short, middle aged man with a mommy complex.
He tries to sleep with women his mother's age, women who have no
feeling in their loins. They got feeling? Yeah, yes they do,
they do, Yes, they do. I dialed nine one and and if
things go well, I don't dial the last one. It's right, right,
give him on. That's right. You guys got to bring in the
defibrillator. And yeah, yeah, old as gold, baby, I'm a
I'm an old game. Hunter is an easy Yeah. Sometimes if you get
where they are, kind of shake them a little bit. I don't remember
we met, went down a whiskey river. I bought you that that muddled
old fashioned. Remember how you liked me? You're with me on this one,
aren't you? New York? My god? I doesn't want to answer,
oh older. I have absolutely no problem with older women. Yeah,
but what is older? Though? Like, because when people say older,
the usual thing like our age? Would you go, what's the youngest?
You would go? Not the youngest? Obviously, somebody about ten years ago,
if somebody in their thirties came up to you, yeah it was I
was forty five, she was twenty nine. Okay, that was seven years
ago before Maria and I was seeing a twenty nine year old. And then
the last unfortunately you got to you guys go to the opposite ends of the
spectrum. Well, we just can't hit that bullseye or on the board though.
We're taking some shots, buddy, you know, we got to bring
it out there. That's the thing being this age. You can date the
daughters, mothers, and grand that's it called that the hat tricks. That's
right. You need gummy bears and viagar in one day. Oh yeah,
that's that's wild. Have you ever dated a mother and a daughter? Like,
not at the same time, obviously, but I mean at some point,
yes you did, Yes, somebody's mother and their daughter. Yes,
No, at different times. No, not in that game, I don't.
It just happened. It happened, but I didn't know, Yeah,
because I never knew. How do you get, like, all right,
what would be the ideal age for you? Doug On fifty three, fifty
two, fifty two? Yeah, right there, little shorter you know,
five five, five four, you know, same interest same same music interests.
You know, I think that'd be important to go. A lot of
women love a CDC. They do, and they're wearing those tight those tight
levies, those Jordiana ashs they hand in seventh grade, laying on the bed,
trying to zip that fucker up, fighter, trying to make a comeback
down it up, walking out like the horse she is just for me.
I love it. Well, it's it's so fifty two, would you go
sixty sixty five? Yeah? What's the cutoff? Eighty? I think a
conversation, good conversation. Yes, I really enjoy being able to talk to
somebody that I'll last their age. It's eyes of smile conversation. Then I'll
figure out what agent, because that's being attracted to somebody mark a grease.
I do agree, yeah, because you're only gonna have sex for about fifteen
minutes now, but I'm gonna talk to you for a couple hours. So
it's not the other way around. Because I can date younger girls. I
already know this, but the younger girls are fucking assholes. So it's like,
you know, there's bullshit, there's straws, stuff like that. When
you date somebody older, there's no bullshit, there's no strass. I mean,
I think me and Mary. I'm gonna fight the other night for five
minutes. I think that's all lasted was five minutes. It's like a Florida
thunderstorm. Yeah. You know the only reason is Mark forgot what they were
fighting about. I remember I forgot to plug in the defibrillator. Yeah,
all right, well there you go. You can go and uh you could
actually have your loved one. You can impress a check by getting saying I've
got Taylor Swift wishing your happy birthday. I would I would be written for
women to be Richard Gear, Harrison Ford, Taylor Swift for me a happy
birthday. That would be cool. Robert Downey Junior is a big one.
Robert Downy Junr. Is on You can get his voice Ken Yes on this
website. I've got a friend, Uh she she loves Robert Downey Jr.
The website is top M D I A I M D I A. I.
Let's see if I can get a We'll see if we can get a
little Robert Downy Junior for a little bit. You any impersonations Mark Mark?
Yeah, dead fish fish, what do you do? I've been fired.
Build a bunch of time from Radio Man was an impression of me. I
think so. I was trying to do the old Vernamal voice. It didn't
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you know, New York. It's great having you here. But this
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with the Point Dexterre Podcasts. The Man, the Myth Legend, Mister Bill
Moran across the table from me from Greece, New York. You know you
love him. You can't get enough of them? Mark the Soldier say something
I say. I had nothing said. Okay, I can't remember if I
everye just to go with this. I was wondering if you did. I
took a woman to this, an older woman when they were at De Lago,
mother of a bartender down in Lock. She was a nut hot.
She's driving ninety miles an hour, watching me the whole time. We had
to pull off a candidate and she had to go to the bathroom so bad
I thought it was gonna die in the car. Why didn't you drive?
She wanted to drive, she had to be in control and nice enough woman,
but no connection she needs she needed crazy. That reminds me of the
old love connection. Is there a connection or not? The old We'll be
back in two and two. Yeah, we'll be back in two and two.
See if I can find her in here, mm the so ciner.
Yeah, Cinderella is one of those bands that they were sort of hit or
miss for me. Okay, if you play a couple of Cinderella songs,
yeah, not from the first album, from when their second or third album.
If they came out today and they released the the stuff from their second
third album, they would have been mounted like, oh really they would what's
their second or third album song? Do you know? Can you think of
the song? I mean Cinerella, Like I'd like to hear something to be
modern country. So the reason I went to that DNA India dot com was
because supposedly they had a poll there that I could not find. What kind
of poll are you talking about? It said thirty seven percent of office workers
said that from their experience, those who slept with their superiors were rewarded with
a career boost, and that the way for women to get ahead was That's
sort of what they were surmising. But I went, I knew somebody,
but it became like a big scandalous thing where somebody was having an affair with
a boss, And I mean, that's more in the bar business. When
you're a waitress and all of a sudden you start sleeping with the owner,
and all of a sudden you got all the great best shifts. Yeah,
that happens a lot. I know some people. Yeah I've seen that happen.
Yeah, yeah, but I mean I think that happens at all levels
of things, like all of a sudden you get priority sales calls, or
you get you know what I mean. Yeah, you know, if you're
banging the boss in retail, you go from part time to full time,
really promotion. He just wants to bang in the backroom a little more often.
That's all that is. So you're carpooling. Thirty four percent of women
in executive position said they knew a female colleague who had slept with their boss
thirty four percent. I wouldn't have that big a percentage of knowing that.
Thirty four percent of women that an executive position. Okay, so we're talking
like, you know, moving up the corporate ladder, lawyer's offices. Yeah,
even at a director level or above. Fifteen percent of women admitted to
having had an office fling. Well, an office fling, I can see
on long hours, you get to know somebody. It doesn't necessarily mean that
you're eighty. Well, that doesn't mean that you're banging the boss. An
office flint could be an equal or this is very which was very popular in
radio. What yeah banks, Oh gosh, that was the most incestuous place
when I married. You married your office fling? Yeah, yeah, I
didn't know that. Uh huh uh did you ever have an office fling?
Mark? Which one? Wait? Did you have an office fling? Who
from the office? Did you? I don't remember you hooking up with people
from work. I think because of work you met people? Yeah, because
of the work. Yeah. No, I went out with a couple of
people from Mark. Oh you did. Yeah, a couple of them are
just go out with them. Oh wait, that's right. We learned about
it yesterday. I totally forgot. I'm not even talking about that was phenomenal.
Mm hmmm, I don't know. Oh, the big one. I
listened to some of that on the podcast. She was big. Huh you
had to get a ladder get on top. No, I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about. I like the one that Mark said
broke the chair on it. Oh, I did listen to that, I
wrote in did she all your pores too? Going, uh, here we
go. In terms of morales, sixty one golden karlet out her ass the
golden arches, golden arches. Yes. Uh. In terms of morales,
sixty one percent of men and seventy percent of women lose respect for a leader
involved in an affair. The study also showed that sixty percent of male executives
and sixty five percent of female executives suspect that salary hikes and plumb and signmons
are being traded for sexual favors. I guarantee that happens everywhere. I don't
care where you go. I bet it's happening in an apple. It ain't
happening here. Meta, who are you deal with? Yeah, that's right,
Free pizza boy here, wait for the two hottest guys. Right yeah.
This side of the Mississippi, forty eight percent of men in fifty six
percent of women feel animosity towards the involved couple. Now, I remember that
somebody found out about an office affair was very upset about it. It was
a guy found out that somebody who was a direct report to him was then
sleeping with the person who was above him. Okay, and that person seemed
to be getting favorable treatment and stuff. This guy quit his job, and
this was like the early two thousands. He sent out a timed email.
Oh, do not say any name. I forgot that story sent out.
I didn't even know you could fucking do this. This motherfucker quit and then
dropped the bomb. It went to everybody in the timed email. I've never
done it. Time he did it. Jerry McGuire, he did a timed
email though, so the well Jerry maguire wrote it and then stayed there and
owned it. How this guy sent it out and I think he wound up
committing suicide. I think that guy did. I think he wound up leaving.
And but either way, that aside, he sent out a timed email
that dropped the bomb, and it did. It changed the structure of the
place and everything. People left, and really, yeah, oh yeah,
because that was already I was already I remember this, yeah, already gone.
Yeah. But this guy sent out a timed email accusing an upper boss
of having an affair, just saying laying it out that this was the whole
thing and favorable treatment and I can't work like this and this person doesn't listen
to me, and blah blah blah, blah blah sent it out and it
went to everybody, everybody, and you know, I think some people lost
some respect. I think people wound up just leaving jobs, like being moved
in different places. They were like, okay, we got to I mean,
my corporate world was retail. But you only had a small shift to
maybe maybe eight people, right, and either you worked with them or you
didn't, or they were married. Yeah, and then you were going out
to bars after work construction and you're not you know, there's all guys,
and then to the women's instruction. I did vending machines for a couple of
years. How was that. Wait, you were the guy that came and
filled them? Yeah, yeah, one real shade. Hey, uh,
Doug, can you put pretzels in? No? We we we ordered uh
thirty bags of pretzels. We only got five, So give me the Doris
instead, did you? Uh? We only have five bags pretzels? Why
are all these empty bags in the box? Doug? You hide the evidence,
obviously, but I do remember there was one of the drivers was sleeping
with one of the secretaries. One of the drivers. I was trying to
go through my jobs, I mean, obviously, but that's almost like,
well, I mean, is there any way dancing was banging the bouncers or
that. Yeah, they're not getting ahead. They're getting ahead, but they're
not getting ahead. Yeah. This is usually to get ahead or get favorable
treatment in some way. I guess it happens. I would look, this
is from DNA India dot com. So it's global right around the world.
There's a billion people over in India. If you got it, somebody's banging
somebody. If you got it, if you got to use it, it
was Indian like the fuck too, you know, they yeah, all the
way going to get it done in my lunch break. Well, Indian is
an interesting country because we're like we're very uh centric to our own country,
right and the Western world and the influence America has around the world. But
Bollywood there's a whole Yeah, there's a whole thing that like, it's a
thriving industry that we know nothing if he's over there anybody else Unfortially. Parts
of it is also a shiphole, people urinating and defecating in the street,
the animals walking everywhere, and the water. My father used to reform to
the backseat of his car, used to eat oranges and throw the peels back
there and old newspapers back in the back seat of his car sometimes and he
goes, that's like the slums of Calcutta back there. Yeah, it's like
a potpourri ari. I mean, I don't know why the country doesn't really
clean itself up. With a billion people. You'd think the billion people and
no one's a janitor, right, nobody wants a job and come out with
somebody. I don't know. I don't know. Do you ever send the
wrong text email or have like that? Timed email was the greatest thing ever.
I totally forgot about that story. I mean that talk about a fucking
bomb. You quit your job, you walked out, and then that goes
off five minutes later it drops. That's why you gonna watch out because that's
like that. I mean, well, I think that's a real pus Like
somebody in in the en barre business, for instance, they quit their job
and then you start telling talking shit about you know what I mean, yeah,
not doing it that, you know, No, I think that's a
real pussy move. I think that absolutely. I think if you know,
we we have this, there's always been this saying man up, man up,
which I always think is kind of shitty, and maybe we don't say
it as much anymore. And there's a lot of press. Sure because you
know somebody who is a Taylor Swift fan, some people say may say is
not a man, I'm fucking with you. I don't care. I'm not.
But see that exactly, and that's you shouldn't. You should like what
you like and be confident in who you are and have that. But I
would also think at the same time, it is about confronting things and you
don't have to be an asshole about it. You don't have to be come
in pounding your chest like mcgilla gorilla, like, hey, you know,
I'm gonna you don't need that. But to go in and say, look,
I can't work in these conditions. There's a rumor out there, it's
everywhere. It's it's hurting morale and I so therefore I'm gonna hand in my
resignation and say it right to the person's face and have it privately. I'm
not saying this in front of the staff. I'm not telling anybody else,
but this is my that would be to me. That's a respectable person,
I think. But who am I to say? I will just say,
for theatrics and dramatics and for the jossip that went around the radio that fucking
time. Email was awesome. You got to admit that. I'm just saying,
you know, you're gonna be a pussy. That's a great way to
do it. I left a job in California when I was moving back,
and I didn't tell the boss I was leaving. I just finished my shifting
ever went back. Yeah, but what what was it like? A DJ
job? Yeah? Yeah, they'll find somebody else. Yeah, no big
deal. Yeah, anybody can go. But I mean even Jade State five.
Jade State five, that's terrible. Give me your introduction, Mark,
give it an introduction. What do you mean? Come on, Mark,
let's see. Let's hear you give me Come on, you did some DJ
you know? No, not to girl. Hey, guys, get ready,
here's she comes all the way from Palmyra. There's one for you,
dun Yeah, she's looking for pennies. Don't you know her too young?
So a guy in San Francisco at a district attorney's office. His name is
Jovon Thomas. This was just in the news. He accidentally sent an email
to the whole office that was intended for just one person at the office,
and the message read what color panties do you have? On? What?
They got right back but the header And I don't understand why this was the
Matthew Shepherd meeting. Matthew Shepherd was the gay kid who got killed in Wyoming
many years ago, like back in the nineties, so I don't know that
was the header. And then they said what color panties are you wearing?
So I don't know if it was an inside joke. Guy got fired,
Yeah, because he sent it out to everybody. Oh that happens that that's
happened in time Warner before I did not nothing bad. But what happens is
they'll someone will send an email, yeah everybody. Yes, I hate that
some people are hitting reply all and I love when they hit reply stop stop
sending me this message. Yeah, I get all the reply off. Back
in the early two thousands, someone at works in a cartoon. By mistake
to calm, they left out the dot before it, so it went to
all communication divisions. Uh, would not have been so bad, but it
was very offensive. The person was fired along with two others. Another sixteen
people were sent home without pay for a week. Why would you do that
if I got the If I got the email, I'm gonna get suspended because
I'm in possession of it. I didn't, It didn't originate I getting in
trouble for somebody else's uh doing. Did you ever get suspended from a job?
Uh? Uh no? Did you? Yeah? What'd you get suspended
from? I spend for a lot of things like what I locked I locked
out during a live one time, and uh, I'm at the sports channel
at time Warner and you got suspended for that? Yeah, okay, why
would you walk out? Because the fucking guy that freaking was running the thing
was a dickhead and you wouldn't listen. So I said, fucking do it
yourself through my headphone headphones, because they can't. You need a paper trail
to get fired from a company like that. Yeah, well back then,
I don't know what it's like now, So they couldn't just fire me.
They you know, there's this me and I, you know, get ridden
up and then the next time then right, I got suspend it. It's
even harder now. Well, you know, you got to spend it a
bunch of times. Yeah, I did. I got suspended a few times.
Really, Yeah, being three four five, I got, I got,
I got in. The mirage stopped advertising because I they used to have
feature dancers come up, and they remember they would bring the feature girls up
to the radio station, and sometimes I would have guys come in and they
would have we'd have like strip trivia or we do different things. It was
around the time that the w w E started the XFL, so I had
triple XFL. Some of the girls when the Marage would come up, we'd
put a strap on on them and we'd have a ring toss contest and different
things like that, and then the feature girls would come around. And one
time, uh, I gotta find this tape. It was one of my
favorite moments on radio. It was just so like it just kind of came
together innocently. I asked this woman. She was clearly high on coke or
something, but she was pretty and she's nice, but go ahead, and
she was she traveled the country. This was her deal. And I said,
well, you have phone sex with a listener. So I said,
if you want to have phone sex, called now. So this guy and
this woman start going at it and it gets really dirty, and I go,
I can't do this live. We're gonna tape it, I'll edit it,
play it back here, and so I start playing like Leonard Skinner or
something, go back to the phone thing. The guy goes, hang on
a second, let me go downstairs. So he goes downstairs. But this
is the old days, like the phone that's still on the wall right over,
like early two thousands. Dummy puts it down in the kitchen and all
of a sudden, it's like, oh, yeah, I'll slip out of
my panties and he's going He's like yeah, and then I'll take and all
of a sudden, here bob, and then he goes, oh, I
gotta go. It was like my favorite fucking moment. And the guy it
was his wife. I go, who's there? He goes my wife and
we'll watching my one year old grids too, like where are you? I
went down to the basement. Move yeah. But I there was this one
girl who refused to do anything. She wouldn't like strip down, she wouldn't
do anything. And I said, well, I'm so so I encourage people
to bring down your loose change to the mirage and tip her with that.
Yeah. Oh god. The guy who owned the mirage was like fucking out
of his mind. Yeah, it takes a lot to piss up Dennis.
Dennis got pissed and canceled all his advertising. I got suspended because people used
to call the radio station. The number was very similar to other numbers for
company. So at the time, Frontier was the big phone company in town.
So I'm on the air and it's afternoons and I'm playing music, and
I would get bored, so I would be working the phones all the time,
taping phone calls, playing them back, taping because he couldn't really do
them live because we had to play the music. So I get this phone
call as a woman, and she's trying to call Frontier and she wants to
pay her bill, and I said, all right, let me put you
to I said, is it is this a current bill? No, I'm
behind a couple. So I said, all right, hold on, I'm
gonna put you through the collections. And I put her through the collections.
It's me and I get on there and I go, how are we going
to run a company if you don't pay you lazy son of a I play
it back. It's an older woman. Her kids hear it. They call
the radio station and complain I'm out you're out. I'm out for like a
day or two. I got suspended. Then there was another time I sent
uh an intern to a gay bar. Uh. We used to play this
game Rochester Roulette, so it was how much is a blowjob at a gay
bar? Meaning the shot right? So I sent this kid Remine, I
don't know if you knew, send him down and he's on the air on
a phone talking. They're all laughing. The gay bar was totally cool.
They no one, No one was me. There was no bullshit. It
was just kind of a joke. And uh, and people guessed we did
this. Somebody taped all the advertisers around that break and sent it, or
the competition taped it and sent it to all the advertisers Verizon all that I
got suspended again, and I was likely wasn't your fault, though, yes
it was, well it wasn't. It wasn't it was. You're right,
it wasn't it to sanitize you. They did. But I was pushing the
envelope because I knew a lot of times. At that point, at like
five o'clock at night, none of the bosses were listening. They were either
on their way home in a meeting, that was running late doing something no
one was really paying attention, and I knew I could get away with anything
I wanted. That was the greatest thing I did. Yeah, all kinds
of crazy shit like that. But I don't remember any wrong text, any
other email stuff I got. I remember having one of the other DJs really
wanted to beat the shit out of me. Oh Kanu oh, I remember
Kanu Kano wrote a whole email about wiz Got shirts and he didn't, and
so I he wrote this scathing like was gonna see the shirts on the radio?
Well, they gave him out. He just wanted merchandise to promote himself
and do all this. So he wrote scathing, like a scathing letter to
the big boss and the program director. And then he calls up and says,
hey, man, I thought better of it. I'm being ridiculous.
Can you go in and get those letters out of their mailbox? So I
go back to the mailboxes. Well, one guy's already picked it up.
One guy didn't. So I read it like, oh, this is too
good. So I pretend to patch myself in and pretend to break into the
mailboxes. I read it on the air. I break into the promotions I
get a swee shirt, I get some spring paint. I put a big
X to wise Cano. He was living, living and embarrassed, you know,
and I should have been a better friend. And I actually had him
on my very first podcast that we did about over a year ago, and
I brought that up and I said, I've never really apologized, and goes,
I never We were fine. We were fine. Oh yes, fucked
him on purpose. He thought about it. This is gonna be great.
He had more lives in radio than anybody did. This. I had fun,
I mean were I did everywhere. I will say this and then,
and it is somewhat of a brag, but every radio show that I ever
had my name part of, always went at some point was number one,
one hundred point five. Once was in the top three. Really, yeah,
that was the most That was the most boring who ever did? Yeah?
That was but and I didn't last. I didn't stay there long.
But but I mean that was every other state in afternoons, midday, whatever
I did, mornings, when I was over with Tommy, we were number
one, always got the number one voice. No, it's just you worked
hard and you enjoyed it and you loved what you did that's all all right?
Let me I'm gonna drop a name on you, and I want you
to guess the industry this person works in. Dusty Devers. Dusty Devers the
industry Dusty Devers does that? What does this sound like? Sounds like a
porn name. It sounds like a poor name. Dusty Devers is a senator
from Oklahoma that's trying to outlaw porn. Why hey, Dusty Devers says he's
a state senator Oklahoma's yep, He's a Republican. He introduced an act prohibiting
Oklahomans from producing or disseminating unlawful pornography. In other words, you can't make
it and upload it from the state of Oklahoma to you porn. There's so
many bigger things that we should be working on. For far too long,
civil society has conflated liberty for license. He says. These bills are aimed
at strengthening the god instituted bedrock of society, that is the family. I
will say family is very important for society. I do think that that you
know, taking care of your own, you know, keeping everybody. Once
you get to be twenty one, though, you got good family values.
And you want to watch some porn. A strong, prosperous and flourish society
depends in a strong family. Well, I think I think in North Carolina
now it has to be a law that they have to you have to prove
your eighteen. I don't know how they do it. You must like,
if you go to a liquor website, it'll say are you twenty one?
Yes, Rochester Brewery? Yes, you say yes or no? Right?
How can they tell they can? They can't so, but it's it's a
it's a thing, and it's there to protect them. They can say they
did it. So in the state of North Carolina, I think they any
porn site you go to in that state, or if you live in that
state, uh, you access has to say are you eighteen year older?
The parents can then if an underage kid and they catch it, they can
sue the site through the state of North Carolina, which seems ridiculous to me.
Just tell your kid, well, La, your kid look at it.
Well, here's the thing. I I you had to work in my
day to get porn. It had to work. I mean, talk about
the screegly lines on not even that I'm even going further back before that.
I'm going, I am going back to the magazines when I was like in
third or fourth grade, and I got the second grader who was talking about
his dad found these magazine. I go, you got to give me one
of these going over to Mountains Treehouse the time to take a look at that.
That's the way it was. That's the way it was, all right,
fellas, Mark, You're right fine. Mark had some fun last night.
Mark told some stories last night. I heard some of them were good,
some stories last night. Mark has had quite the life, Yeah,
quite the life. And uh, I just can't believe you two grew up
together. I don't know, I mean bowling and then uh, and then
working together Kenny shoes seeing each other. Uh, maybe the Barner Carvel,
then out of bars through the years. Did you ever see anybody he dated?
They girls? You ever seen Doug with this, I've never actually seen.
I've never actually seen and I'm not saying this, I've never ever seen
it. Stuff with a girlfriend before that certain doesn't make us all wonder right,
I woa, wow, wow, wow, wonder why I'm gonna bring
in a girlfriend next week and show you guys, I fake girlfriends. I've
seen for China, Have you? Yeah, I'm both like Sid Smack damn
for China, for China all right, for Mark Killman, for Dougie Fresh.
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