From the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots
Jeeve Wram. It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's
how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Laura's back, Hie.
You doing any organizing today? I did. I was actually in Fairport all
day long. Really, yeah, I haven't been home since seventh third.
Now, when you're organizing, do you ever discover things that you shouldn't discover?
Sex toy? Oh yeah, I'm just wondering you do? Yeah?
Do you ever pick it up like this and go, excuse me, this
is a drawer for this, we need you, haven't I pulled up a
sex swing one time? Oh yeah, I mean so nothing that had been
inserted, but yeah, pulled it out of a box in front of a
client and we were like, oh my god, I'll take that. Oh
my god, I'll take that. What do you say? I mean you
try to keep it light and go. Do you want to say how to
use that? That would be mad as bad. Matt, who was at
the Luke Comb Show freezing his ass off because he's a great Dad, frozen,
great husband and Dad or boy cold? Yeah, Oh my god,
it was like fifty mile an hour wins, right, you said, I
heard you say that, Sody, because and then I don't know this guy
at all, and I watched I pulled some music for tonight, like one
of his songs one was really sad, so I did, I go,
I don't want to do that one. Don't you like? Said country suns?
They just make sense, they fit you love it. But I'm listening
and you were saying that he has he did two different sets. Yeah,
he did Marco Sao. He did two different sets Friday and Saturday. And
that's impressive because how old is this guy? Somebody in one of his videos
said he started playing guitar twenty one. I don't know. He's went there
a few years though, I think about five years now. He said to
have adoric rise, like for real. I think he said ten or eleven
number one hits. Wow, he just he just went, he just hit.
Yeah. I mean he was playing a nasty sounds veryneric to me,
which sounds like it's awful. But there's nothing like contry. Well not exactly,
because who's the guy you like the Australian guys. Keith Urban doesn't sound
like everybody else because yeah, here's the thing that happens. Remember when during
during eighties music, eighties hairbands, you had the six to ten eighties hairbands
that were popular that were, yeah what I were good. Country has done
the same thing. Country is very liquated, liquited. It's very I don't
know if it's the word, but it's very. They're just they're very.
Isn't that a great word? They're just very. It's very watered down.
So you're getting all this country and it sounds all the same. Tim McGraw
to me has a I can tell who that is, and I can tell
some of that Luke Bryan, and I can tell the Brad Paisley. It's
like, but those are the ten, you know, those are the ten.
You know, like we can probably ten that we all recognize and actually,
you know are still legit because Luke Combs will be around. But there's
guys that come around you're not even to hear of in the next two or
three years. Really, Luke Combs, he he had a big well,
he seems to have stuck around and then of course when he did fast,
I just looked it up. He has sixteen number one hit. Yeah,
he dropped eighteen singles, sixteen of them went to number one. Shut up.
Yeah that's unbelievable. Wow, and Matt do you do are you familiar
with this? You are? Do you like his? Like? Okay,
all right, then then there you go. I would it was a better
time than the game in December, so that's yeah, just as cold.
Just that's the weird thing is like you would think an outdoor show, I
go, it's a great risk if they want to do it, and clearly
he was sold out. It was yeah, well that's there a lot of
people getting rid of tickets minute because it was so cold. And that's why
had there ben snow like a legit snow. I hate snow. I don't
even look at cold. You want me going to snow too? I would
have been upstairs watching it from the balcony. Well you need it, you
need a sweet You know what I should have looked at there was a friend
of cold. Yeah, okay, well there's a lot wind. You're up
there too though we're in the first row. But you could close well,
I guess you can't really close the window if you want to hear to hear
the concert. That's that's true. That kind of defeats the purpose. Uh
so Tonight's show, tonight's podcast. We have a lot of stuff from Mark,
Like I'll start with the gifts that came Jesus in the mail Mark some
this's all come from Laura's. This is a T shirt for Mark from a
listener and uh, what are you putting on your goings for it? So
you can see it? What can you see it? Hold it up,
Laura, hold it up, and then the camera's on Mark and he can
take a look. It says soldier. And it's got donkeys and a lama
and Mark, you know who's gonna wear Who will wear this? Who are
you gonna wear that? She will? You got like a Rex Ryan look
in that picture? Am I not wrong? A little bit? Nothing bad?
Because Mark said he like was it lamas? No? Yeah? Package?
And then this came and yes, that's a it's it's like a decoy,
looks like a beer. Pull the bottom, twist the bottom off,
Twist the bottom off and pull it out. We're gonna start a Mark fan
club here. Yeah, what the fuck? Show? What are you throwing
it for? I want this ship? I would for you. Am I
going to do? You gotta? Yes? Yes. Now, have you
ever ever in your life, Laura, have you ever come across something like
that? And when cleaning, helping organize, not cleaning organized vibrators? I've
seen sex toys, but I have not seen Have you known a guy to
ever have one of those? Yeah? I know people who have them,
you do, and they use them and they admit to using them. What
do women say behind their back? That's what I want to know. It's
the same as a vibrator. Yeah, okay, I know. Really,
you gotta put in the bike away first, warm it up, hair dry
you know? Is it? Is it anatomically correct loop? But I mean
no, it's like did you find the clip? There's no clip, there's
no spot, no, nothing like that. Most guys don't know where they
searching and searching. Congratulations on your toy. Yeah, Mark doesn't want it.
Why you're like annoyed? Why would you be annoyed annoyed? I just
don't know. Away, here's my question. If you do use it as
it's intended purpose, and you do finish using it, how does one clean
this? That's a good point. You put it in the dishwasher washer,
say, put in the dryer shrinks. That's right back to normal. It's
like a toothbrush. Make it tighter. But I don't know if it would
work on You would like a too. You were able to open it up
though, right, so it's got to be a Yeah, you probably clean
it somehow, pull out. Oh there you go? Yeah, yeah,
finishing the cast. Yes, it's a very kind gift for you. I
didn't know I thought you would like that. What are you looking for?
It's supposed to look like a beer. I thought it was going to say
something. Yeah, I think it's supposed to look like a beer and the
sick real feel premium product. Yeah, realistic real Okay, there does say.
Yeah, I thought it's a realistic beer. Look I thought, I
said, too. Likes sex and a can can make masturbation with realistic.
God, this is really small to read. Yeah, it's the fine masturbate.
Yeah. Yeah, you can't read it? Yeah, Mark, How
how happy are you to see uh Farner get into the rock and roll Hall
of Fame? I was actually very happy. Yeah that's good. I wish
in a way that Luke could get in twice. He might be able to
well he's able to. I don't know that he will. He's in the
He's in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, right, but they but don't they
have it? They have a songwriters how they have a songwriters for the Yeah,
so he is. He's in this Songwriters Hall of Fame, New York,
which is separate, yes, and then the rock and Roll Hall of
Fame. But I'm saying, could he get in as a solo artist?
And he won't get it? Solo was good? Was good too, it
was good. I just don't know if it was the Hall of Fame.
Did they literally put everybody that was on the ballot this year? And it
seemed like there's like a lot of people going in this year, where it's
usually like three or four. Like when I was watching an idol, they
just went down. It was like Dave Matthews, Ozzie share Cool, there
was like eight or nine and I'm like, remember eight or nine going in
usually the first year. It wasn't just the first year that I didn't see
people bitching about it too. Well, that's interesting. I bitched about it
two on Facebook. Well, Dave Matthews, And you know that's because we
don't let you know it taste. Yeah, it tastes, but uh,
you're not a Dave Matthews fan. Oh why not? Matthews had Dave Matthews.
It's got some songs. It was all right. I was not a
good show. His old stuff is good, I felt. I went to
Dave Matthews, I fell asleep. I was second And every song sounds the
same. Yo they opened up with. They open up with the song and
I swear to God there and they played the same song for the two and
a half hours. Say the same thing with the Dead. It's like going
to a grateful dead kinds get thirteen intead of three the Dead. I enjoyed
those shows. Those were fun. And I don't think John Hyatt over well,
yes I would. I would to John Hyde by the way, sold
out motherfucker and Ithaca and yeah, five hundred seats. I actually don't know
what to see. There was some guys we're talking about Luke, We're talking
about lu Combs in a steed. You want to brag about John Hyatts selling
out five hundred. I don't know what he so, it could be over
five hundred. It was some guys living room. They do do the living
room sessions like they There was for a while living room sessions. People would
come through, like folk artists and stuff, and they would play in people's
living rooms. The other worst than they look it's a comic and the musician
that you don't like? Who's the comic and the musicians? Buddy plated Tropics?
Oh Joe? I saw a video with him in it? Did you
laugh? I was just laughing about the whole thing. Who he is?
You know? Right? Who sells more tickets Forricada? Or don't even don't
even Joe's fathers there? Joe's father's there. Then then we went the Rustics.
Yeah, that's the that's the chosen one. When you're okay, how
important is the guy's taste in music if you're gonna go out with them?
Does it matter? Like, okay if they have an open taste of music,
as long as they like going to concerts, because I love going to
live music concerts. Yeah, but what kind like if they said to you,
hey, we're going to Ausie, you in probably not okay? There
you go? Like country concerts are great. Country concerts are Jesus Christ tickets
to go on. Sometimes it's really good when it's really warm out, like
a fashion. Holy, I kind of I kind of want to go to
carry Underwood it this summer that would be going to that barefoot country music fast
and we're going to go where's the barefoot country music? Jersey and the beach?
So is this is this uh boy that sounds a lot like Kenny Chesney
who has Barefoot Radio? Or was it No No No Shoes Radio. It's
the one that's married of Stefani concert. Okay, Yeah, so country music
is your thing then, but I love all I mean, yeah, I
went to the Journey concert. I went to Yeah, I go to pretty
much honey all right, because there's a there's some kid from Fairporters in some
big heavy metal band, and I guess he's making big waves. I don't
know if the police were telling me about it day that he's back in town
of them. I don't know the band. I've never heard of the band,
but they have like a huge following in the like it's like that death
metal heavy metal. Yeah, I'm not Joel and his son. Yeah,
he's he tours her on a national uh a national recording band. I guess
there. I guess they're getting big. Yeah. It's weird, right,
because how do you get a following anymore other than just beating it up on
social media. That's the only way right record company is really promoting anything all
that. I mean, I know people in the record companies who have been
laid off. Let me tell you that are cutting jobs left and right.
I was thinking the same thing last night when I was watching Idol when Tammy
why not? Is Tammy White who? It's one of the girls that's on
her grandmother is is uh Tammy why not? I think old oh the right
of Loretto Lynn. I'm sorry when red Aline you think this girl could get
her own contract? No, because it exists anymore. They have to go
on these talent shows in order to do it now or tour round all.
I hope that somebody's going to keep you on. When was the last time
one of these winners of these shows hit anywhere? It's been a real long
time. Carrie under what, Carrie Underwood right, and Kelly Clarkson. I
could think of a lot. He went into politics. Guys. There's a
lot of country guys that that made some money. Yeah, Greer still tours.
Yeah, he's going to be a busy. Yeah, we gotta get
Joe Bercatta to do Angelizes and see if it's better than John High. All
right, you know what, you what, I'm going to make that happen.
I am going to make that happen, please, And we'll do a
side by side and I won't even tell you. Someday I'll just bump with
it. Will know, not me, but Mark will know. Wow,
these both suck. I don't know, how dare you have no taste angel
Angelize stuff? This is good stuff? Uh? So, yes, I
just said, yeah, I mean we have a so I there's a Mark
has a. I don't know. I was going to say, I guess
it would fall under fetish, but I don't know that it's not else.
I knew. I knew if I said that word like touching hot stove,
you said, John hit a nerve. There boy, it's uh but you
have talked about dwarfs, midgets, dwarves. So I found a dwarf.
Her name is litl Stella, and Little Stella lives on the West Coast,
but she has done adult film. She's got an OnlyFans, and she's willing
to talk to us tonight and tell us all about kind of her whole life,
how she got into it, what she's doing now. She had little
Stella's stories. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, the whole series of stuff.
Uh. She told me that she totally exploited because people get don't like
the term midget. But she's like, I ran with that once I knew
that they we just don't care about being called midgets. It's just like freaking
not. It pisses me off. Just like the Indians didn't care that the
Redskins had their name. It was the it was the politicians and people.
That's what's wrong with this one. Well, there were something I don't know
about the red that actually the Indians are suing Washington. Yeah, I thought
they were. Yeah, they are, yeah, to get it back in
there and they want just like now you see. Now here's the thing,
Like I would almost find that if if I were Native American and they said
Redskins or Braves, I almost feel like the Braves were like the Cleveland Indians,
that would be more insulting because they had a big cartoon face. I
guess I don't know. They've got the black Hawks the big cartoon Indian too,
Yeah they do. I just don't really get offended so easily, so
I wouldn't give a fuck what you called me? People make with my fat
face on it, but that's out of love. And then they gave you
yes and you got you got a gift and you can go home. You
should the school. How do you get that picture? Maybe screenshot from one
of the videos. Yeah, did I see you had an only fans girl
on? Yeah? I thought so. I was watching it. I was
listening to your podcast, and I thought I heard that. Yeah, she's
she was from Chicago, and she talked about all the stuff she does,
the money she's making. The local ones would go on, no, we
were just looking for somebody to talk about, you know, OnlyFans and just
in terms of like, you know, I got to think there are some
people we hear because Kevin sent me a thing saying Denise Richards is making two
million dollars, her daughter's making just about a million. Did it because her
daughter was making like eight hundred, She's like, okay, I might as
well do it. She made two million in the first month. So just
name recognitioner. So people want to see and they're paying six ninety nine of
the ads up. So you know, this organizing ship in Fairport made Laura.
You know, I'm just saying there are options. Uh yeah, but
that that girl was more into goth and she had stuff. But she talked
about somebody paid her to cut a tortilla in the shape of her foot as
an insult wear it, and then they paid her one hundred dollars to have
it. What the fuck? Yeah, huh, I'm not as fucked up
as you think I am. I didn't say you were. I might have
told Stella when I talked to her girl today, what you've done in the
past, And she said, to me, that's not that odd, right,
she said, that's not that uncommon. That's what she said. Why
aren't you embarrassed? I'm not. I didn't say what it was. I
did not say what it was, but he will him an hour should have
brought that for what was the four twenty drink, the one that that's on
the menu I was gonna have. Oh yeah, I saw that, the
blue chair, Coconut Rum, spice rum, Blue Carousel, Melon Liqueur sour
mix, and pineapples. You're always better when you're a little lubricated. I
Your answers to closest the pen are always closer to I. Uh four twenty
I did. I celebrated some four twenty, Well, no celebrated, Uh
but bTB, I was telling people on four to twenty celebrated for twenty and
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and out of a bread bowl choice of super salad. When you get it,
you only have what like a week and a half. Yeah, week
and a half left in the in the month, uh eight days, Laura
had the is it I hurry up and get here spring salad? That's what
it was, the hurry up and get her sing like beats no no.
When Kevin texted me this morning and said, do you like beets? I
said, I'll eat them. They're not my favorite, but yeah, I
definitely. I'm a big fan of the straw berries on the sala. And
I told some flower, yeah whatever, dress that's good. Stuff would be
my order next week. I'm not gonna lie really, really really really along
with what side of chips? Hey, the chips? I would never completely
how's that? Uh? The month the chicken, parmesan, house sauce,
bread chicken, macerella, and ricotta. I gotta think that sounds I think
gets a lot of people to buy it. I think so too. And
then the dessert of the month is the raspberry poke cake. Yeah, it's
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big and messy and oh so good. And I have to agree, it's
like Mark big messian, oh so good even did you get fries chips' se.
Kevin's sad he's not getting presents in the man. He's very upset.
Kevin's like, he's not going to take that home. I'm taking it,
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stop me. See he's getting that rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Baby
takes me. I think one of the best voices in rock around. Yeah.
Yeah. Paul Rogers sang with Queen for a while. Yeah yeah.
I kind of would have been a pissed if Bozzie got in and formed.
It was longevity, and I like, I don't hate Ozzie, but I
just was going to get in because he was day. He's sort of like
transcended rock. He's become a cartoon. I think there was a cartoon for
a while. How was it, Ozzie? You can understand exactly what he's
saying when he sings. Yeah, when he talks, you have no clue
what the said. Oh God, my favorite moment. Mark. Ever,
I don't know if you remember this. I know you're gonna say yeah.
Backstage, Ozzy, Charlie Fitzsimmons, who owns a bunch of restaurants, black
and Blue among them, uh, does an interview with Ozzy. Ozzy's just
shoving popcorn in his face. But Snoozer, who everybody may you may or
may not know, he's a die hard rock fan, has had a mullet
since he popped out of the womb, and great photographer and probably one of
the sweetest people. He's like, really sweet guy. I laughed very hard
when he was a pizza delivery guy and he got robbed and he slipped on
the ice and he fell on itself a pizza. That's terrible, terrible.
However, Uh, Snoozer was back there, and Snoozer asked a question,
and it's some big long wind. Do you remember what the question was?
Well went it went circular and I remember the question. I don't remember the
question. I just remember I was back there was me, Stanley, Charlie,
and I'm watching Ozzie shove popcorn in his face. Snoozer asked this question
and and Ozzy, without missing a beat, goes oh, I go ask
me a question, answered the question with any questions. You didn't even he
didn't ask me a question. You answer it yourself. And I'm like,
oh my god, how did he figure? I didn't think he was even
really paying attention because Charlie was asking like dickish questions, like kind of poking
at him a little bit, and he was playing along, and so I
figured he was starting to tune out, and then forced newser he had probably
rehearsed that. I'm sure his heart was beating out of his chest. It's
Ozzy, it's the title. And he asked the question not to yell at
him. Almost the question mark. The question was, was this is right?
This is right after the this is like couple after the o J trial.
Oh, yes it is, Yes, it was. It had something
to do? Yeah, there was a song Perry Mason. God damn,
that's wow. You have a memory, and that's what it was. And
he asked if he started talking. He was like, well, did Perry
Mason is anything to do? And he and he did. He did full
circle around and he answered the question himself. Somewhere that tape exists like it's
still out, like it's been we had it on digital later on, but
Wez doesn't have any of those anymore. No, this one we did because
we played it and I I'll I gotta see you. I I well,
I say I got to see I'll never know. I'll never know if it's
there or not. But that was one of the funniest things. That was
great Ozzy Osbourne. He was a smart dude man. Yes, well,
he was so so fucked up all the time. He had to be in
a bad mood. He had to always be hung. Do you remember what
he did that morning? No, fucking flew fucking I had him. We
had him booked on Weeza's show. Yeah, and all of a sudden someone
goes, Mark, you gotta turn it on? Uh turned on? Oh
he went over there. Yeah. I only know we went backstage. I
don't remember any of that out Oh to New York. Yeah, just to
just to have it wise, Yeah, he probably did. Yeah, I
was working on for John Sure. Promotions were Darian Lake. Yeah, we
were working the pit and we had to carry him meet another guy up the
stairs before the concert and then help him down the stairs after he could He
was so fucked up he couldn't do it. But he got on stage and
performed. We were all looking at each other like, holy shit, it's
amazing. It's like I guess the performed for two hours and then he couldn't
walk off the stairs. He was so fucked up right, and then he
had private jets. I thought too that would fly him out, like there
were times because he was taken. Whether you know, he's not getting on
the plane with all that weed. No, no, he was not.
All right, let's call little Stella, who is a adult performer and a
midget. Yeah, I guess you could say that I would. Yeah,
Stella, it's Bill, and Mark is here and Marcus excited, and Laura
and Matt and Kevin. Just to let you know, everybody in the room.
Stella, known as Lil Stella, has dwarfism. Uh has gone through
She said that it's a rare type of dwarfism that you have and you went
through several surgeries throughout your life and are just happy to be alive today.
That's correct. So it is correct. So tell us about like here here
would be my thing. You're growing up clearly different. What is that like
when with little kid with I mean kids are mean, you know, Mark
would be very mean to you. I would not be mean to you.
It would be very nice to her that that would be mean. No,
Kevin would be mean or do not mean to anybody? Yes, you are
well. I did have a mean uncle, Matt, so I mean that's
kind. You're automatically anself as your name. Trust me, I really did
have a shitty uncle. Yeah, name Matt, but no, what was
he? Yes, whole family, that whole family, No, my whole
like my dad's side everyone. Yeah, they're premature fathers so so little stella
l I l stellar Yeah, ideal on Instagram. Oh I haven't. I
have a wink tree just like you do. That pretty much has everything.
So I simplicized it that way. Yeah, the link tree. So when
did do you start in the adult industry? Two thousand and seven? And
how old are you? Then? Fuck? Do I got to do the
math? Twenty five? Actually no, no, no, it was before
like excuse me, it was before like twenty fifth birthday because it was June
two thousand and seven, so I was still twenty four. So what made
you want to try that? Well? Nothing made me really, I mean
I was already experimental and because I was a late point one gotcha because with
everything society and the Norns, I was not accepted. You asked how growing
up with dwarfism? Well, ship, I mean, no Punintendo, but
I got the shorten the stick of my family. My father was like four
to one. He is a big fucking dude. He's I mean, he
would bench press me. Not even I'm not even exaggerating my brother like eighteen
man all he I don't know how the hell he did it, but he
would he bench pressing me. He's he picked me up, he used to.
I mean growing up with him, was he Did he have dwarfism too?
No? He was six one. Oh I thought she said four one.
I thought I heard four one. No, that's me. You're talking
about me. I'm for too. So I want my inches, so I'll
lie about my weight that I will lie about my height. So isn't it
interesting a priorities in life? What we Yeah, it is so so that
had to be like you're almost like the mask out of the family. Then
yeah, No, I'm just saying like bench president and tossing around. What
do you mean, I'm just so No, he was so protective, was
so protective of me, and he was there like growing up, he had
to help whether he wanted to or not. I mean, poor guy.
But with all my major surgeries like sessial in my life, dating one,
my backfusion, my next fusion, my osteonomy where they had to break and
change my legs out because if you didn't that just know. Okay, most
people know which dwarsm. So you know, a coontraplasia, that's kind of
your typical like Peter didn't stinklish, right, I mean, it's it's the
type that you see mostly in Hollywood, and that's kind of accepted. I
mean that's what is casted. And so I don't have that. I'm not
the legged. I don't have a long torso. In fact, I have
a shorter torso and longer legs. So I feel like people are still full
of shit. But I was always told that I look more proportionate. That's
why people were confused if I was a dwarf. I'm like, first of
all, I hardly any neck. I'm dump my arms might like like come
on, you know clearly at four too, you know, clearly, like
don't even I'm sorry, you know what I mean? And I have a
total dwarf. But or behind I have that whole like physique, so it's
like, you know, but it's just with metatrophic dysplasia, which is metatrophic
dwarfism. It just became with like a plethora problem. So then at twenty
five or just before your twenty fifth birthday year, you do your full first
adult film. Oh, I did in June June two thousand and seven.
I drove down I think June thirteenth was the actual date. So you asked
how I got involved. I got cop positioned or scouted from my space.
Oh my god, my space. Wow. They came after life. That
was a mark, that was not a that was not a profession. I
will never forget because I really thought Sam Sam everything. And then this this
kit young guy was super kind, hunter, relentless. So I started talking
and thinking, you know what, why the fuck not? I'm already typecasted
because I was doing a lot of background. I mean even I actually got
hired when I drove down to Portland for when they were filming on Tracey some
mos like Diane Lane. Yeah, and I got to actually like meet them
in passing. It was kind of neat, but I was an extra and
then they were like one of the producers like, you know, we need
a stand in for the daughter the main So we actually asked me, you
know, not a joke when I was there, and so it was like
sweet, you know that, I look at everything like now that. When
I kept getting asked, I was just like I might as well because I'm
not. I'm too too busy being typecasted. And I thought, you know,
the whole sexual revolution, why just why not me? Like why do
I have to still fit in this little box of Oh, you know,
nobody knows well Sella, I was, as you know, off like yes,
not doing it now, but I was an Irish caviical school. They're
also the right the Sella Murray was like the perfect kind of homage. Is
that your actual name? Yes, well that's my actual stage name is stell
and right it's a little cell Marie Okay, not my real nace. Now
so how many but how many films did you do? Oh? Fuck,
I don't know. I had like twenty six or seven plus box covers.
I don't, honest to god, I don't know. That's got to be
tough trying to perform on set like I would think now it maybe you can
kind of shoot things yourself if you were to do it. But back then,
I do I do that, at least for a sound. Yeah,
I'm retired from the industry, but when you're when in the industry, you
had to go down there. It probably had to be how many people walking
around a set lighting it, shooting its hold on. It depends on what
set. So the largest set I is on happened to be not The Wizard
of Us. That was Hustlers. That was twenty thirteen we shot it.
Yeah, because twenty fourteen I went to a v N for it because my
scene got nominated for the most Outrageous Sex Scene and that was Yeah, that
was the biggest What was this? What was the sex thn? Do you
remember what? What did you do in the sex scene that was the most
outrageous? So, first of all, you got the only lunchkin technically casted,
so I had to like addl of the makeup in the sense that there's
multiple munchkins. But it's just freaking me okayo. And yeah, you can
only imagine that is there a porno out there that's the Wizard of Oz triplex.
Yeah, we just did filmography for Stella Marie, not the Wizard of
Oz, Triple X. We're going to screen it in the studio Stellar Marine
just so you know you can actually watch. So it's a musical and you
can actually watch. So this is a crazy part. I've been on like
the cover of Reddit a couple of times. It's funny when you have friends
and I have a CEO friend in New York who freaked out, was like,
oh, you know such a touch is on uh the front page you
Reddit, And I'm like, huh, And I have even my god Dot
at one point was like, did you know you're on the front page you
Reddit? And I'm like, why, how come are you shitting me?
And don't tell me. I don't want to know. I don't even want
to get on it. And it was partly because somebody said and did not
the Wizard of Oz and said I took out all the sex scenes and you
can watch it completely as a musical. Well guess what the fucking video use
my language. Sorry, The video actually shows has an extra like at the
end of the dab because I still have it, has a like a special
edition where you can literally watch it all the way through with none of the
sex scenes. I got you. Next, Well, what's the point.
I know, well, because it's it's honestly, it's pretty comical. I
love both. Come on, you got to look at it. You know,
here's the thing. If you get access to everything for your money,
wouldn't you rather regardless if you want to watch it or not have access to
all of it? Or you're like basically getting more bang for your buck than
just having one. And then oh, if you want all this extra,
you got to pay for it. Bullshit. If you're going to charge one
price regardless, give me everything in the movie? Do you how many who
do you have to bang? Did you have to bang the Eric? No?
No, you only use Oh god, please not. Because I'm a
leo. I have an issue with that right now to say, as a
fellow leo, do not know? No? And actually Jane Bartlett played the
Leo. He does, he's in the industry, but he doesn't do an
adult I mean he has his own podcast, his own show, his own
pretty much everything. If you look up James Bartlett, only men have to
text you his info. But he he was the cowardly Lion. Lion.
And then Nina, Nina, Nina Hartley, Yes, thank you, I
love her so much. Oh my God, No, she did you know
she used to be a nurse. No, I didn't. I knew she
was a porn star. No, she exactly. We know she's a porn
star. But no, this bitch is smartest. Fuck. I'm just telling
you that right now, she's seeing her. She actually gave me some medicals.
I said. I had asked her and she was just one of the
put on the goal. I don't know. No, No, this was
like superl igation kind of crap women women rights issues and things. Right,
we're just looking at some of the other titles in there. Was there a
Man? Was there a TV series called Bang a Midget Man? Well,
it's not a TV I started the series, Sang a Midget. Donny Long
was the director. He's so controversial. Hard. Oh, I did everything
squirting. That was because of films. The World's Only was my that was
my debut. That was my very first DVD. I'm on the cover And
yeah, wow, did you been missing out on see what he's saying what
I've been missing out on? The Uh? Well no, talk about you
mentioned all the surgeries and things. Did any of this, Like I'm thinking,
can you get into certain positions or I have no idea. No,
see, that is an excellent question. And no, certain things I cannot
do, not at least anymore. And even then we had it's like very
sensible shit. Certain things you have to take it. They'll make it right,
especially because I can't, like my neck is fully fused. I have
a limited range of motion, so I can't just turn it down like Laurus
just acting as ending of a blowjob. Then well I can do that definite.
I mean, you can do that with anyone. That's the easiest thing
to do, whether you want you or not. You don't got to do
hardly any movement, but like people want like reverse cowgirl or or for cowgirl,
and then they want you to turn and look at the camera all No,
so we had to think that kind of stuff in a sense or just
reach a lot of it. And I learned this interacting too is just working
on camera angles and trying to get the best shots because again the money shot
is what matters, obviously, and that's the guy's job, not mine in
that sense. And then uh, and then working on too, just certain
positions because you know it's great. Everyone thinks like with you know little people,
they think spinners. Wow, Yes, there any things you can do,
the things you can't do, not even logistically like with the guy trying
to hold and do certain things. So I I learned. And by the
by the way, my little PSA for like pretty much all women and then
too is there is such thing as too big and that thank you too fucking
big. That's I'm going to say, what the f words? Wow,
there is such thing. Yeah, that's why I'm like Nasi is not always
some chips saying if you got to use it. So So, one of
us on the show had had an opportunity to have relations with a little person
and and couldn't go through with it. What did he miss out on?
He couldn't? So what was his issue? Mark? What was your issue?
Yeah? Mark, I actually don't know what my issue was. I
just never went. We were on vacation, we were on we were in
Cancun, and she was there a bunch of girlfriends and I was there with
with Matt who's on with us right now. And by the time I got
the nerve up and I was going to do it, I think they were
gone. Isn't that what happened? Mark froze on that one. I really
wanted to So is it little people. Even if it wasn't is it midget
is a little people Because you said little people. I know some people get
upset about that, which because there's little people of America. I mean,
it's literally the alternative terminology versus dwarfs that you know, a dwarf. Dwarfism
is a scientific it's a legal medical diagnos diagnosis. Think you yes, that
is literally what I have. That's what I've been diagnosed with. That's what
I got to live with, right you research midget and where the etymology of
that came into play long ago. You understand now in medical terms of the
actual word midget, it is a specific type of skeletons. Skeletal size and
shape is what legally like, that's you know what you can, I guess
call like a small person who is the size of them is considered like a
midget. But anyone who has dwarfism is not one. It is very derogatory
to say that. I truthfully don't give two ships. I had been called
everything under the sun, So as far as I'm confirmed, what's the one
that you were like? Really? You just that dude? You know what,
let me go, let's do let's do something. Let's go back in
time really quick to the playground, because this is something you have to do.
Let's go back to the playground. Even in their early like in the
eighties, just thing it so interesting. Kids never really changed, right because
yeah, there's IMIg but a lot of times they would say the silliest things
like shrimp like burr, like that's stupid. But it was, at least
to me that was cute versus But then they would start bringing in like short
ship and you know, using more profanity in the in the mix. And
even as a kid, I never kind of understood why it hurt, but
it didn't. I don't know it. Yeah, and that's your normal.
You don't think you're any good, Like you don't understand why all this attention,
because you're just you. I was always the shortest in class, but
I also too, was always in pain, Like I didn't understand why it
hurt to walk, and like when my ankles were so bad and my hits
in my back because everyone else, you know, or why couldn't sit crisscross
apple sauce because I how bad my hits. I was born instead of my
hips, like instead of my legs being low legged with my knees and legs
outward. So your hip inflection like it inflection is weird. I was born
opposite. My knees were turned inwards. Oh that happened industry. Well,
no, see that's beauty. I like this, got six second two thousand,
No, I'm sorry, Holy shit, why am I saying two thousand?
Nineteen ninety one, June and ninety one. I had my next to
use first, and then I had the osteonomy where they literally broke and rotated
my hips and my legs full body cat yeah eight weeks Yeah, legs were
turning straight in the right way. So with you growing up feeling like your
body was, I don't know, maybe uncomfortable, going into porn? Did
it make you feel more powerful? It's just the whole hold holding onto that
niche of Okay, so I'm pretty much a fetish. I'm gonna take advantage.
The biggest thing is someone like me. I would never I grew up
with my dude. My dad had plun as of like you know, not
a joke. So were ginger Wind? Oh I happen to be really good
friends with you? Are now did you ever introduce your dad? Tell me
you induce your dad. No no, no, no, no no no.
Did you ever do dwarf on dwarf? No? Last no, I
never have. What are your what's your only fans? If people want to
go check out Little Stella, it's it's just how you sell it. The
L A L it's a Little Stella Murray x x X or a triple x's
like it's just a free account. That's just the name Little Stell Murray.
And then the the more locked premium that's the xxx. Yeah. And do
you do you ever do go live once in a while? I go live
every Saturday Date Night every Saturday. Y'all can iPad many though? Can I
ask did you make more money doing porn or only fans? Ooh, that's
a really good question. Money in my let's just say this because there's no
royalty is important everyone. I used to always ask that it's a one time
payout and getting into the business and O seven, I was being paid per
scene, So I mean I was making money left and right, especially on
my trips down there and being flown over. But then it's a one time
deal and then everyone's copying and pushing things out only fans because I have the
two accounts I've made a lot more. It's just I'm also in the last
because I only started the end of twenty twenty one and so, and last
year I had medical issues and scarce and on the side in August, like
literally right two days before my birthday. And so, but I still like
because I have such loyal like truly loyal fans and caring. I mean,
I would go live even from there. I didn't go shit. I'd give
people updates. And then I had just those who are like, fucking,
where's your second fucker? Can you do this? Or riot a stick and
this? And I'm like, dude, y'all got to pay for customs.
You want me to fucking and bring in more, you know, bring in
like my partner and crime here. Now you fucking pay for custom because I'm
not just pointing it out there, especially when it's a cheap I have.
I moved it like seven bucks a month, so that's my only chance.
Yeah, I make a lot more, but I've also changed the routes that
I'm going and I do make customs. I do basically update and give videos
left your every day. What's the most requested thing you get? The emails?
The emails just to my Gmail about private sessions. Okay, and I
don't do that. Okay, that's like the biggest thing. Everyone's how much
is it to fuck you? And I just want to ring And for some
reason, even though I'm now officially in my forties early but I'm just to
that point where I'm still polite to say is that nice way you want to
say fuck you? But I have a nice like I just I want to
say that that I don't. I'm just like, bless your heart, thank
you for the inquiry. That I do have a very long term partner.
Okay. Is he fully supportive of it? One thousand percent? Fact he
went from civilian to talent. Wow, you got him on screen. Look
at this and we're celebrating thirteen years as a very good Yeah. Well he's
not a little person. Again, I got this everything. I'm seeing them
all over your Instagram. Well this is eye opening for h dwarfism in the
in the adult film industry. Very interesting. Yeah, and get this.
So now I'm working with Rebecca Love missus Rebecca Love to collects with Christie avatars,
so her and I like you want to talk about okay, So yeah,
that I have limitations that I can't physically do in this world, but
in the meataw orse, oh shit, I could do anything your heart desires.
And when it comes to naughty audio, like, that's my playground.
I love being creative. I love that fantasy, like I can talk to
you guys however you want just down, Oh my, do you want to
talk to me a little later? So that's my whole point. I can
have so much fun in the metaverse and I can be anything, and oh
my god, like then the avatars who knew even I'm turned on by some
of these avatars, like damn, why couldn't I be that? Like you
know, but you know, anyone and everyone can go to Friskie Guitars dot
com because that is our site that we're working on, okay, And I
can't stress that enough. And you know my my Instagram Blondie Blues. I
did it because I'm on cut videos. I'm on a lot of cut videos
and that's filmed up here in Seattle, and so cut I kind of had
that duality, you know, and people names and mainstream fun projects and then
adult industry. So I try to keep those two separated. Gotcha. Check
out Little Stella on on OnlyFans check out the what is it frisky avatars and
friskyavatars dot com and uh, very interesting. Thank you, thank you,
you got more questions. Don't call me back, all right, thank you,
Yes you guys, have a great day. I think it as well.
Thank you so much for mine. She goes, this is not the
Wizard of Oz movie looks fantastic. Mark's gonna call her every week like the
girl from Wayne County. It's definitely gonna be. It's definitely and Seth Gambles
in it. And the guy's a legend. I don't know if Seth Gambles
a porn guy. Yeah, obviously he's like popular now for the Bang and
the step Daughters. Oh yeah, okay, all right, well Mark's not
hating this beer gift anymore. Racey and Tracy watch Hallmark Movies. Mark and
Marianne watch if we do the screening of Doug's video at the driving a double
fear a double feature feature, double feature, yes, all right, Roast
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you get it? You can get anything? Man good, Thank you love
your John Mayer. Yes, John, he's lame to play with the Dead
plays with but did a whole thing at Crossroads. He's a great guitarist.
He's better like just guitar. When he goes, he can really jam out.
You know who really hates the fact that he's in the Dead's Chris Robinson.
Trash is. Oh god, it goes crazy that he uh, you
know here, here's a question, Laura, So you were going to ask
her about only fans? What were you gonna ask that? I wanted to
know how she got into it? And you know how many subscribers she signed
up and made a page. It's not difficult. I mean, she page,
but like he was trying to supplement her income. Leave her alone,
Yeah, start a page. Were you thinking of trying it? Would you
ever consider that you did time? She would ever, There's no way she
would if I could be completely anonymous. I think it's hot. Let me
tell you only the right I learned something talking to that only fans the other
day. You can block out certain areas. You can bunk out New York
so they can't see you. So you could do it and you could go
like anywhere else. I'm just saying, it's just if that were really your
desire to do that in some way. Because here's the thing. Last week
we had the story, I know you wouldn't do it. I know you
wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do it. Your first subscriber, your second
subscriber by a different name, same same bank account, third subscriber middle name
only Mark loves them some calf No, But here's the thing. Last week
we had a story about you not me for Mark, that about girls on
Only Fans, and she got she was in Australia. She got all offended
because her cousin was there and her cousin was a subscriber. She found out
her cousin was a subscriber, and she confronted him and he said it's actually
a buddy of mine. He's married and he didn't want to use his credit.
Yeah, well, exactly what was said. One percent, exactly what
we said. No, I believe them. Now, another story comes out
of an Only Fans who shocked because she gets a message from a former teacher
who is now subscribing. The teacher wrote something to the effect of the grammar's
all wrong in this post. No, I always knew it looked like that.
She was shocked when she received a message from a new subscriber saying they
always knew she'd be something special. It turned out to be her secondary school
teacher. He really grew up to be something girl. Yeah, and so
she went, she's twenty two now. Okay, So now people are writing
her saying, you should tell the school somebody, because she went on,
that's what I'm saying, no adult now, And I know he hasn't broken
any laws that you know of, but seriously, tell the school. They
should be aware that he could potentially be looking at high school girls like this.
They should at least keep an eye on this guy. Here's the problem.
You don't like it. I mean, part of the thing is if
you don't like who's looking at it, don't do it. And there are
ways to filter it out, making your family can't find out. She she
had told me she was talking an awful lot Stella, But she told me
like her family was kind of supportive of the whole thing. Yeah, but
I would think if I had a daughter, I don't think i'd be thrilled
if she was doing only fans. I don't think i'd be real thrilled.
But you're an adult. You do what you do. But I don't think
i'd be thrilled. But you have did you always want to? Do you
have a curiosity about doing porn or something you did? No? No,
no, no, no, never about doing porn. No something something like
that. She No. I've admitted that I'm very turned on by voyeurism,
and like exhibitionism, you're turned on by people watching you. Well, hello,
if Mark was a single right now, he be on your DM right
now, all over on top of it, no doubt. I don't know
if I could ever actually do it. So that's why it's like the thought
of if it's just well see that that this is where honestly it's a fantasy.
I'm very open about that, if only fans, If nothing else,
it's probably made that industry a little sick, right because it's usually one person
and you don't have all the bullshit that goes on in the industry, and
people can't find you, they don't know exactly where you're not saying where you
are, yeah exactly, so you don't frame the shot. I don't see
like McDonald's in the back corner there. Oh, I know exactly where that
McDonald's is swinger party. Nothing like that is wait watching to me like a
swinger, like we're swapping and like having like that doesn't interest You's right?
I agree with her one hundred percent. Swinger parties are crazy as ship.
That's stupid. Why do you know I've told this story. I was a
I had to, I was all and I had to take my young bartender
out of there because I didn't want a lawsuit. Shit and smell. Yeah,
that's what I wanted to ask her to. I wanted to ask her
what the smell was like. It was the worst, Like I would think
at times you're having sexist of it's the bodily functions go on and you've got
to still perform. Yeah, exactly. Actually give you a twenty minutes Noll
dissertation. I think he ate a lot of cheese that day. I wasn't
sure. I think it was famunde. Uh. Why do you say no
swing or no? Because I don't know? Like that just is weird to
me, Like if I went to a party with my boyfriend, like yeah,
swap, Like I don't like that all right? Would you be now
they do have a thing. And I don't know how this conversation went this
way, but there is something called the unicorn. So you go to a
swinger party alone and then you hook up with who ever's there or or or
not. Yeah, I've heard of that. Oh my god, you've ben
it. No, I have it? You have no. She's the one
who used to talk to on the radio. Not I have not. You
haven't. No. I find things like that very interesting. But I've never
done anything like that. But you've been an interest. You want to?
You do you you would love to? Well, see, here's the thing,
Like I get the idea where swinging to me, swinging to me would
be like I I hear what you're saying. It would be an odd thing.
Yes, But if you're dating, if you were dating somebody and you
had a couple of different people and you're having sex with different people, different
I don't know, a different ends of the week or whatever, it's almost
that. It feels like it would almost be the same thing. But I
guess not it's not. But the but and then Mark, you could go
as a bull single guy. Yeah, but they don't like they don't they're
really picking with a single guys. Yeah, they are very preaky. How
do you know all this? I don't know. I just know corn Ones.
He was told no application to your new guy. Would he explore this
with you? I would have to ask him. You've never you know him
right now, you've never had the conversation. No, he knows. I'm
very like open into things and but like he's more reserved than I am.
Okay, are you trying to call him Mark? Mark doesn't even know him,
He doesn't know him. All right, it's draft week after all.
Yeah, that's that's all I do is talk to you guys about draft week.
What is Dallas going to do in the draft? Hopefully offensive lineman in
the first round. There's a couple, a couple of good ones. Yeah,
there's a couple. Because I'm wondering, if you know, all of
a sudden, you see Buffalo not take a receiver because they're saying that there's
like ten guys they think are first round draft grade on their chart out of
what is it twenty eight in the first round though, right, they don't
need offensive line, they don't need running back. You know they're gonna make
a huge trade, you think, so, oh absolutely to do? What
I think there's too deep to do that. No, I think they're gonna
do a huge trade. I think they're ending up with I think they're gonna
get a wide receiver, like a veteran wide receiver. Oh, veteran wide
receiver. So you think they'll do it? Okay, all right, that
happens. The only thing I can see them is Ayuk from the forty nine
ers. The forty nine ers want to move him. I could see going
to the Buffalo. Okay, could snake him again and give him justin Jefferson.
That's that's that's rumor too. It's a couple first round picks and you
gotta pay him right away thirty million. That's a lot. Yeah, you're
in a sailor cat problem as it is. That's interesting that you are calling
that move because being's done up before. Yeah, guy's a mastermind, and
he's said Bills never could draft ever after after the nineties until he came in
in his draft. He has something on his mind that he's going to do.
And that's why they got rid of Diggs is because they wouldn't got rid
of Diggs if he didn't have a plan. I would I would tend to
agree with that, I just I'm wondering what that possibly could be because you're
looking at the draft. He Higgins, Cincinnaty. He'd be good in Buffalo,
he would. Yeah. I mean, but there's a kid out an
LSU that looks pretty good too, and that Neighbors kid, Neighbors gonna be
gone by a tough five that gets a walk on to Alabama. He was
a fucking walk on and rose to Is he only a junior this year?
He's coming out early? Yeah? Jis How the hell did that happen?
These guys slipped through the cracks, just like the undrafted free agents. Yeah,
I gets so many books. The same thing with Josh Allen. When
you think about it, there was nobody. He went to a community college.
Then he sent out all the tapes. It was only Wyoming and I
think one other school that could Kurt. He's playing in an arena league.
Yeah, so many What is that thing? Like? You've got these guys
who everybody's high on the you know, Ryan Leaf goes what was he number
two? Right? And all these and they just seem to go nowhere,
and then these guys, these Tom Brady's come alongst That's why I say I
always would take a veteran over the draft. You know what you're getting.
Yeah, not of stuff on Daggsy's tool, But no, I know,
I know exactly what you're saying, because it's it's also the fact that you
got to know and have the mindset. I mean, we watch it,
we don't know what it's like to play it and to be in it and
live it, and that's a whole different world. You've got to be so
good at any level of that, that level of sport, whether it be
basketball, baseball, golf. You know, you laugh your backup quarterbacks,
your second third swingers. But they're better than most guys coming out of this
draft. Yeah, that's that's how it is. They're home on the clipboard
for a couple of million these seasons. Maybe they can't play in the NFL.
They're not good enough. That's fucking awesome. That's the thing. So
Dallas takes an offensive we have to. Yeah, when you tackle any of
the center and a running back, we need a center. Well we have
a center, but Buffalo needs a center. Team is just very The offense
is very very young right now. Yeah, and it's going to be young
if they get a receiver so they need they need a veteran on their veteran
receiver. Yeah, I like, so what you give up? Would you
give up? You're gonna have to give up at least two first this year.
Next year they have probably a third third. They don't have a do
they not have a third round pick this year? But they have I thought
overall like thirteen picks in this draft, but a lot of them later round
next that they they accumulated. So you're gonna get You're gonna give up two
first rounds this year, next year and probably a third this year or maybe
a second to get somebody like Jefferson. Okay, you gotta turn around,
give a contract. It's gonna be worth it. Though. You're gonna get
somebody like him that that Josh can throw it, and you have all these
young guys I mean, coming along, coming along, I guess. Then
the question is who do you cut? Because you gotta get thirty million dollars
somewhere in cap space. Well maybe not the first you backload it. You
can't. It says like a sixty million dollars cap hit God, and they're
already taking the hit for digs. Yeah, they are. They're taking the
hit for diging how much with Dick that you freaking we're gonna te you wind
him out of there. They took a hit. I think that he had
to be a big, huge pain in the assid we had. I guess
just just drop off. I mean the Cowboys played. They paid Elliott ten
million last year, they paid him five million this year not to be on
the team. Yeah, it's not that bringing them back, No, no,
Now though they signed that guy from Kaream Bay or something. I don't
know, nobody. This is uh. It's always fun though, watching this
stuff because you watch it's a guy crapshoot, it is you. I look,
I've watched the twenty eighteen draft is kind of the barometer for that,
right. Baker Mayfield has been on four teams. Sam Donold's been on fourteen.
Those were supposed to be the two. And those were the guys that
were supposed to be. You got a bad deal with Cleveland. He did,
and he's a gamer. He sucked. He did, which I just
never talked about. The draft night at least three terrible yeah, and people
were saying you took the wrong Josh. Yeah, and then here we are
this many years later. I'm not a fan of this, Kayla Williams.
We'll see okay, yeah neither. Yeah. I want to see that.
I want to see how that goes. Will he end up with Chicago?
You think, oh yeah? Can you imagine if they passed on him?
He does go to the Hall of Fame? All right, we will take
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than guys? Ever talked ship on guys behind their back? I think I
think girls say a lot of mean ship about each other. Girls they can
I like hate that though. I really try to not be like Caddy or
go behind people's backs or there's nothing. There's not even like you see somebody
and you go eh, I mean there's some people that I don't like.
But yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like nothing. No, I mean,
I'm not saying nothing, but I'm not one of those people who's like
bitchy behind other people's backs. What happens when your friends are about somebody,
I'm you call him on it. I just I don't like to get involved
in the drama. There's a lot of drama in the In Webster, there's
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drama. I don't know. I mean maybe it's everywhere, but I happen
to know somebody in that circle of your peers there and I hear I hear
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I'm talking to my man and this kind of shit and nasty stuff in
faith, Like everything's kind of like Carrie underwood Son. Yeah, anybody want
to buy into the Buffalo bills they just did? That doesn't sit well with
me. No, I should sit fine with you because he's trying to come
out. He has to pay cash for the stadium, and I think that
you're you're looking at was a loan through the NFL. Yeah, have the
Legends program. Yeah, yeah, but there's something there where there. Greg
was telling us last night that he's got it. They have to pay,
so he's looking to try to cover that cost and if he can do it
by state stuff as well. Yeah, why isn't buying them because twenty five
percent? I think is like dollars, that's what they're saying, and greg'salking
the nights, yeah, and then forty nine dollars and fifty cents. So
he was trying to sell these other things. But it is there's something about
protecting the estate because his wife's not in great health, and then he's not
young, so what happens and if his kids, if if they didn't do
this right and the team gets left to the kids, they'd have to sell
it just to cover the state tax. So his thing was to try to
secure keeping the team in Buffalo and make the financial moves now so if he
could keeping our you know, majority ownership, but twenty five percent. So
even being a billionaire, it sucks nightmare, you know what it is,
your rise to your new level of broke. You you don't want your screw
your kids when you know that, right, because they or really your fan.
It almost sounds like in a way he's protecting the fan base too,
right, because who wouldn't probably snatch up Buffalo I thought teams like I thought
Austin was looking for. I mean, not that Texas needs another one,
but there was talk of Austins in Toronto, yeah, wanting another team Yeah,
anybody wants a team the daughters want. I think the daughters want that
team. Though, at least when Ralph Wilson, none of his kids wanted.
I think I think, no, his kids want. I think kids
paying de text s marks Buddy still wants in the league in the worst way.
Whom by jove, he still wants to get in the league in the
worst way? Is he still trying? He should go buy the Eagles.
You can ruin them. See Lindy Rough got hired by the Sabers today.
Why that's what I'm wondering. Half their time through the second time through,
every Saber fans love it, and I'm like, y'all must remember the last
twelve months. Well, he got him to the playoffs, didn get him
to the Stanley Cup. That was, wasn't I thought it was? That?
Was that? No? Or No, I think that was. I
don't think it was Ted. I think I think it was. I think
it was. I'm going to say Lindsay. I'm going closest to depend on
this. It was Lindsay. So I take Lindy, excuse me, I'm
not a hockey fan. I mean, Lindsay, I was just under one
point. So did they have a soccer He was not a side. He
was he was a high up president of like a soccer club in England.
Okay, well, same thing. Yeah, it's kind of it's just stay
in England in the Buffalo. That's gotta be terrible. Tell me it was.
It had to be Lindy Rough. I remember that run because it was
it was. Yeah, I do too, because Nolan was after that was
yeah, and I thought I thought it was. And I only remember this
because it was a big deal around radio the time. And then I thought
Nolan. I remember interviewing him because he coached with the Amricks for a little
while, but there was something going on with him and one of the players.
Why right, ugly And it's not like the guy's been out of hockey.
He's just got fired, right, so fired by He got fired by
the New Jersey earlier in the season. He's coached in Dallas. He has
How old is he now? Oh he's got to be in his sixties.
Okay, all right, Well maybe mate, Matt, maybe you're right.
I can't be any better. And you got somebody who's familiar with the town
and with the fans, like how to speak to them if you look at
it's a good move publicity, because you're right, the Saber fans are happy.
So you know what they're gonna do. They're gonna go back to the
games this year. Yeah, and that's not they haven't done in years.
Well, you know what, it'll it'll bump up season tickets at the beginning
of the year, but it's not going to increase attendance unless they start winning.
And quite frankly, I love that Buffalo's not buying tickets because I can
go in my buddy at work we're talking about you can go and see just
about any tam you want for probably if you want to sit up in the
upper duck, you can go for less than forty bucks. Yeah, if
you want a decent you're playing, like what pro sport are you doing?
That one? And if you go to anywhere New York City, you're playing
Bokland Baseball for Oakland. That's now right before they go to Vegas and then
ve Tampa's always been that way baseball. Yeah, you can buy tickets for
ten to fifteen dollars even when they were winning the division. This works cheap
too. Yeah, it depends on who they're playing, and maybe for baseball
baseball sheep. Yeah, Toronto is pretty cheap too. From whatever. Yeah,
yeah, Toronto games baseball, you know, so you can four chances,
not like football. No football, you get seventeen games, you get
eight or nine home games. I would uh, I kind of like this
move, Kevin. I think that it's going to be a good thing for
the fans. I think it's another year or two of its just let's say,
listen to over there, just rehashing the same thing. I know that's
what they do with what's familiar. Oh, Kevin, they want to gotta
get some strange in there. They they tried. It hasn't really worked,
I think to get this t what do we got? Waiting for you to
find a pen and a pencil? During it's one hundred and seventy two episode
run on NBC, the iconic show Seinfeld had many reoccurring secondary characters, one
of which was Newman, portrayed by Wayne Knight. How many episodes of Seinfeld
did Newman appear? How many episodes were there one hundred and seventy two total.
There were only one hundred and seventy two total of Seinfeld. Ye,
wow, so he played two characters. Wait over ten years human, he
just played one. Wait didn't you say he played multiple people? No,
there's been were multiple secondary characters. Oh I thought I said that too,
was like putty. Oh Okayuman invented by Edwin Perkins and Hastings, Nebraska,
originally called fruit Smack, a liquid concentrate creating in his mother's kitchen. What
year did Edwin discovery a way to remove the liquid to leave only a powder,
which was then called kool Aid? Oh yeah, I told you we're
gonna get a kol Aid. You wanted a kool Aid? Question? I
wonder if I still have that commercial? Hey, kool Aid? No,
this is better. This is this is one that you could never use today.
It's even worse. So like the Little Rascals episode I saw just a
couple of weeks ago, there's a kool Aid come out in the draft this
week. I'm gonna go first round. Really Alabama corner kool Aid mcknisty.
Look at this guy's nickname though it is born July fourth, nineteen forty seven,
and starting with Pete Rose in nineteen sixty nine, ending with Scottie Pippen
in nineteen ninety, she went through thirty seven NLB players, ten NBA,
dozens of minor league players, umps, managers, owners, hockey players,
NASCAR drivers, and even the famous San Diego chicken Morgana the kissing Bend.
It was a staple at sporting events. How many times was Morgana arrested?
Mmm? I mean most of the time they sit. Oh, Morgana used
to run out on the ball field or big tits bouncing up and down.
They used to like stop the game. I don't think they did. I
think that some of it was a setup, like they had to know what
was happening. I agree. So out of all the times I broke down
a number, I still still think it's high. With the twenty eighth overall
pick this week in the NFL draft, how many times have the Bills not
selected a player in the first round? Who? No? First round?
Huh? No? First round? How many drafts? That's the question?
So they have twenty eighth, they have the twenty eighth pick. Oh gotcha?
Created July nine, two thousand and seven and pill staying Germany. What
is the weight of the heaviest hamburger ever made? Oh? God, the
weight of the heaviest hammer like the world record, but it could be stupid.
This is where we separate the morano one. Who could be the soldiers,
This could be stupid, like this is gonna be just be dumb.
Right, They actually have to cook it on a grill, and I'm glad
you're bitching they didn't take that deep in againness, I just said the heaviest
hamburger ever made, So I'm assuming it's cooked. Did they have to move
it stuff like that? Now? I think it gets too big, it
falls apart, So I'm gonna go al you went wild? Okay, and
typically avoiding sequels, Adam Sandler has begun development work on Happy Gilmore Too,
with a birdie on the eighteenth to win the Tour Championship. How many shots
under par was Happy Gilmore for the Tour Championship in nineteen ninety six. Un
I lost this this week? Maybe not Mark. You might surprise yourself.
Never know. I mean, you're already in winter and you got a pocket
toy and you got a shirt. This is not going to come on.
And you got to talk to a midget who rambles and it's the greatest day
of your life. Should have Midge is she's not a weather chick too.
You're talking I don't know what you're talking about. Back to the Tip Trikeets
run of one hundred and seventy two episodes, how many episodes did Wayne Knight
as Newman up here? I can't believe, like we've had these other shows
where there was like one hundred and seventy two over five years. If she
feels like Seinfeld's always on, I said he was in eighty two episodes,
eighty two, eighty two for Newman, I is what I said. I
said thirty five, thirty five, said thirty four, forty three, oh,
way off, way off, And it felt like he was in all
the shows it did, And yeah, he would appear a lot. It
didn't even counsel. He had his girlfriend. He stole the mail truck for
the I feel like there's a few here and a few there. It is
all My ex husband watched every single my everything. Really smart guy. You
should have got on OnlyFans. He could have made some money while the time.
Probably what year was Kolid invented? I said nineteen fifty five, but
I have no idea. I said sixty eight. I went old. I
said nineteen thirty. I said forty four, nineteen twenty seven. How many
times with Morgana the kissing bandit arrested, so we played moregany eester because it
was one of these things that I think he could never say anymore, Like
she's running on the field and go oh, here combes Morgana. And one
guy goes, how can you tell? And I'm like, I don't know
he can really say that anywhere? Although I loved it, I but she
doesn't look like she got arrested. As a matter of fact, this was
an Oriole game. She ran out to kiss cal Ripken. She put big
red lipsticks on his face. It felt like it was almost set up because
he didn't balk at it or whatever. I said sixteen times all the one
that went way too high because of that, I said five, she said
three. Three. I guess actually read that. The first one she did
was Pete Rose. She ran out, kissed him, walked back, jumped
over the barrier, sat back in her seat, and nobody bugged her.
Okay, it's nineteen times, but she was never convicted. Okay, okay.
I finally got close on one mark. How many times the bills not
picked in the first round? How many marks man? I think three?
I think would know. I think that I'm looking at Morgan. Yeah,
those are trying to find her shit, and I think they're all we have
reduction surgery. No, oh yeah, I think they were naturals. Absolutely,
she's had a reduction surgery. I was reading that you have stuff from
today. Wow, she was a silo for I said six. They went
six times. They didn't pick in the first round. Mark said what three?
I said twelve? I said ten. Don't call it a comeback.
Six in the host eighty eight, eighty nine, ninety eight, two thousand
and five, fifteen, and twenty twenty. Who here's where we separate,
geezer. I'm I'm all confused on this one because I'm going I'm with Matt.
You go the ridiculous where they make the greatest pound cake in the world,
and they got right, So I don't. I said, I went
more conservative. I said the biggest burger, legitimate burger, was twelve pounds
that you can pick up. You're out, Okay, I got fifty fifth,
Y're out too. It's got to be slower, it's got to be
lighter. You go, because we can see I've only got sixty eight.
You're out too. You're gonna win. I did four hundred and sixty seven.
That's the closest and it's not even close. It's not a fucking burden.
Six is the Guinness. How do I put this on a grill and
cook it? That's Matt, There's no way. Yeah, you know what
they did, fucking nuclear holocaust. They brought that over to the Ukraine when
it bitched again. It's not me, Eric, you can't eat it.
It's a waste of fucking food. Take it hands. People starving Africa and
they're making fucking c seven hundred pounds freaking bird starving here, Germans? What
are you gonna do? All right? And this one could be for the
game between two over here? What was happy Gilmour's score winning the tournament championship?
All I just rewatched this too, not that long ago, because it
was on and I just laid on the couch and watched it. It was
on Comedy Sense. It is a great movie. I just hate when they
put all the ads in there and it's a lot. Yeah, I said
two under two under I said six on there, I said seven, I
said twelve under our Where tonight Laura? And oh minus six minus six?
He was pocket pussy going home with her, she's tonight and let's go to
tell him what she's wanting to. What would be the name of your only
fan? What would be your only fans name? When is that going to
start going on? I know how they said that your poor name would be
this your middle name, that's the street that you grew organized your don Mercedes
three fifty. Wow, that actually sounds like works. Yeah, I mean
that actually could be a stripper order and your middle name is Mercedes for real?
Yeah, wow, organizer dong is better because that I mean that that
it was named after the guys. Route three fifty. Route three fifty didn't
have a name Ontario Center Road Mercedes and three fifties Mercedes Carrio, Mercedes three
fifty. It would be Mercedes Snowball. We've had that camera we have Mark
in what do you think? You know what? What? Just leave me
alone? All right? What do you leave you alone? We're gonna get
you. He's gonna get in trouble today? Is deep that T shirt?
Mark? I think this is the commercial weight, This is the commercial.
This is a kool Aid commercial that ran I believe in America everywhere. But
when the kids sat down to eat, they sure didn't miss their favorite tree
cool late fool like case grat wish we had jump cat Wait sorry, man
who hurt the kids then cupped his hands and said, Hi, cooly keeps
me kiddy wise by people. You know that the same as the This is
more hero than jumping the boys Japanese good package. Make you know that's not
a Japanese person doing that. Actually, just since we love the right the
Coolat kids are off again to visit other lands, be sure to join them
when they do, join me in some cool a too America spreading diabetes one
kool Aid packet at a time. It's like, what did the kool Aid
Man come along? I don't know. That was more of a I think
a seventies I think I think it was the seventies. Kool Aid wasn't the
ship though. When you were a kid. Yeah, you come home with
your mom, got some kool Aids in the fridge. My mother. Never
you experiment put like a couple of different packets together. No, we weren't
allowed to have any of that ship. I hate puffed rice. It wasn't
even allowed cereal. You hardly had cookies. It was like they had sun
teas. The way you were probably yes, I would think so, I
don't know that's why you like Only when I get a little high, then
I then I enjoy Oh you enjoyed Saturday? Then yeah, a little bit
I did. Why Why why wouldn't I? I like gummies? I prefer
gummies, but over small hooking. But yeah, then somebody brought some some
stuff to the mud mud trucks gonna have a little bit of fun. Mark,
I hoped you. I hope you enjoyed, because I'm not talking to
more midget dwarfs were retiring that I think so. I think she worn off
that I can't. I can't argue with that. You know you've hit some
you know people who didn't shut up. Yeah, you know retired for Laura
who won, for Laura who won Closest to the Pin, for Matt b
TV. Get out there, any game fifty TVs, all the golf,
all the everything, and the most delicious foods, you're gonna have passed your
lips. And for Kevin another decent game and he's bitching about the Sabers are
Yeah, of course you could. We'll see you tomorrow. The letter up
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