Welcome to Blake Segnory, the show where we tell the story of a whole
city, one tabletop game at a time, easy and on the first try
too. Today we're continuing our second season, which is a game of a
thousand year old Vampire by Tim Hutchings. When we last left our vampire,
who, as we of course know, is named Vidalia Sharp, she had
just been vampiized by Count von Gatorade where it is and had also vamporized her
poor seven or eight year old Alberjean, who was also now a vampire.
With me today, stepping into the roles of the vampire is Freddy Powers.
Hello, I'm Freddy Pop. I why it's good? Okay, you know
what good? Ryan goofed like the intro to the show, I goofed my
own name. So we're all having a lovely Saturday afternoon where everyone's mouth and
brain works, and there's now like a fun double jeopardy of like either I
leave in both of us goofing it, or I leave it neither of us
goofing it. It is uh it is it is now the prisoners the one.
Yeah, it's like it's not like we have It's not like a standoff
where we have guns training each other. It's like we both just have a
gun pointed at our own heads and we're like, well, what do we
feel? And we could both pull the what are we thinking? But yeah,
we're continuing the game, Freddie, you are the second player and therefore
the first player to pick up where someone is left off. So we are
going to be diving back into the prompts. You'll be rolling D six and
a D ten and then determine using the difference to determine how many prompts we
move ahead or backwards, and then we will go from there. Any questions
before we get started, Uh, nope, but I am going to grab
dice purpose. I was like, oh right, I'll just I don't know
why I've for some reason thought a tabletop game wasn't gonna use dice. It's
just the dice of the mind, the mind's dice. I feel like I
randomly rolled off on Wow where okay, die perfect. We need that,
we need that good, good dice bold of course. Absolutely, that's the
main, the main reason we're doing the show. That's why we do this.
Yeah, it's just so that we can roll more dice, roll my
dice all right, alrighty, so we're starting at one, so that will
determine where we go from there. So freddie roll those dice, the six
and the ten together. Yeah. Yes, then you'll subtract the six from
the ten and if it's a negative number, we'll go backwards. Okay,
Okay, I was like, why would I not just roll a D four?
But that makes sense? Eh. Okay, So it's a seven on
the D ten and a five on the D six. Right two, So
this is prompt three in the book, A loved one discovers your condition and
works to help you create a resource, which represents their assistance create a mortal
character if none are available. Okay, this is cool. So the remaining
mortal characters you have are your mother, your father, and Lily Slay,
a beautiful woman you saw at church who is right recently married, no kids.
I saw. I saw her neck and then this is the neck that
makes you straight from God's life. It is it is truly the seventeenth century
in England. We've all been there. So yeah, so okay, this
is cool. So a new resource, this is good. It's gonna make
it harder for you to die. So new resources the help of who who
do you think is the most useful to you in the Oh, there,
there's no way. It's not perfect. Great, it's gotta be. Do
you just appear to her one night and you're like, hey, a funny
story. So I've I've turned my daughter at this point, your sister sister?
Yeah, crucially crucial difference. Yeah, that's there's a change there.
Can you read the prompt out? A loved one discovers your condition and works
to help you create a resource which represents their assistance create a mortal character if
none are available. Okay, Yeah, I feel like it's like I feel
like it's like pretty immediately after her mauling aubergine and like I've got like blood
on my face, She's bloody and stuff. Uh, and I like am
freaking out, like, oh shit, I got I've already killed I've already
brought her back as a vampire. But like maybe it's not taking effect immediately.
Maybe I don't know what's going on. Maybe I'm just still like running
on like two hundred percent adrenaline. So I just like drag like a blood
soaked aubergine and myself to like I'm like I can't take them back to my
parents. I like that. This means she knows that Lily knows about both
of you. It's not Yeah, that's cool. I like I like this
very much of just like, hey, I fucked up. And then when
whenever your aubergine comes to she's gonna hate you. But right now she's just
a wounded child, right, great, yeah, and then she, out
of the goodness of her heart, out of who can say why, agrees
to help you. That's great, sure good, yeah, mm hmm.
I guess so. Now, like the question going forward is like, how
does Lily fit into whatever comes comes next? But that's up to the dice
to decide. This is easy, This game is easy. I'm absolutely gonna
win. I think that is normal to wan, it's impossible to achieve.
Correct. Welcome to our best therapy. We'll give you more. A thousand
year old Vampire eighty percent speed run watch. If you get the D six
to lend on its side, you can clip to the final prompt. It
counts as both a six and a four. Yes, all right, roll
roll those beautiful dice again. All right, let's go all right, so
this time, uh, this time it's a four on the D ten and
a six on the dcent negative two, so back to one. So oh
bad news. Okay, so we did a little bit of a oopsie last
time. This is blank city nowhere retractions corner, or rather corrections because we're
not taking it back. But I'm mistored to the rules and I thought that
you could like choose which prompt on each like prompt page, you could.
That is not true. Those additional prompts are there for like coming back to
the same number. So we chose the second. We chose one B,
which means now we're back to one A, which is in your blood hunger.
You destroy someone close to you, kill a mortal character, create autre
available, take the skilled blood thirsty, so you're not turning anyone this time.
You were straight up just gonna murk somebody. Oh man, does it
say that it has to be an existing mortal character. It says create a
mortal if none are available. And I hate to tell you, Freddy,
you've got some that are available. It got some pretty available, so you
can do the funny thing and kill Lily immediately. I am pretty sure that's
what we have. Or kill your parents, one of your parents. Let's
think about this. I feel like as as funny as it would be to
immediately kill Lily, I would assume your parents are wondering where both their children
went. Yeah, I think it's I think it's that Vidalia and Aubergine get
cleaned up a little bit, go back home. One of the parents,
I'll roll a die for like a fifty to fifty the day figures out that
specifically Aubergine is a vampire somehow and like tries to take them out with their
with their It's no, you know what, I take that back. It's
not going to be a bimbo mom dying from arsenic. It's probably going to
be mister Weapon's dad. Fantastic. I feel like the So I think I
think it's that our dad tries to kill Aubergine and I Vidalia kill him accidentally
trying to protect her. I do you want to point out it's one of
the in the prompt, it says, in your blood hunger, you just
thress someone close to you. Wow, I think it's I think it's that
you can it can be both. It's like the panic of it. It's
like, well, like not you. She got into this fight with her
dad and then just like kind of got too much of it sh it happens,
you know, you draw blood and then you're thirsty. It's what happens
to the best of us. There is something very funny. Well, I'm
not gonna turn him into a vamp. I'm not gonna turn a love run
into a vampire again. But I'll just not gonna let this meal go to
waste. Exactly, you can't waste it. Been watching I've been watching One
Piece, and that's Sonji's whole deal. It's like, you can't waste food.
And so that's that's what happened, was that this empire picked up a
picked up a copy of the like third volume of One Piece, and I
was like, dang, he's got some good points. She's still reading it
to this day. That's the that's the connecting threat is One Piece. These
generations of vampires is still being reading One Piece. Oh boy. Okay,
so that's too down, good man. What's what's the split on this one?
Well? Who can say? Let me write this up pro quick.
You also now have the skill bloodthirsty? Oh good is that a skill we
can cash? You know, the term of skills is sort of just like
adjectives, because the previous one you have is ashamed. So I guess you
could catch that in at some point. Great, how do I? How
do I cash it? Certain prompts will be like use a skill to get
out of this or whatever. But yeah, it's just another form of currency.
But cool. All right, let's let's roll those dice. One more,
one more again? All right, dice, let's go. Oh that
is a negative two. That's a one on the d ten and a three
on the decel. Okay, we cannot go back any further, so right,
we will roll again. We are on one sea. Still, there's
one more on the first one. Oh and it's a fucking bummer. Uh
freddy, We're really getting a lot of mileage out of here. One.
You are captured and enslaved by a wicked and powerful supernatural entity. Create an
immortal character. How do you eventually escape their servitude? Check a skill and
take the skill. Humans are cattle. Strike out all mortal characters as our
hundred years have passed. Take your resource you has used for evil while in
service to your former master. Oh boy, okay, so first thing first,
let me cross out all these living people. Thanks for coming, Lily,
Thanks for coming. We had a great run. I'll always remember your
neck. Thanks for coming, Arsenic mother, it's been it's been fun.
Okay, order order of operations. Who has captured you for a hundred years?
So it doesn't need to be one of the existing It says create an
immortal character. So it's in the text, someone new on the on the
field. It's not count aid or your sister. Okay, let's see what
kind of immortal do I want this to be. Let's start there, because
I I don't think I want to do another vampire. That's a great point.
Yeah, let's expand it. It's something else. What's Wearboles aren't immortal,
I don't think, so that doesn't count. I mean we can play
with it like it could be. I mean, you know, like the
official real in real life, where like, can we do like a litch
basically sad dude? Yeah, just a fucked up like evil necro, like
a smart zombie. It's his is his soul in a persume bottle or whatever
the hell? Sure? Why not? Whatever it was, it's it's your
litch. You can tell me what his fuel actory, what his fule actory
is. But yeah, see we're doing D and D folks. This is
it. This is just what you want, oh, sure, are we
allowed to do this? Is this illegal? Now? This is the new
Ogo hasn't happened exactly. Wait, it's definitely not D and D. Don't
worry about, folks, we're playing pathmakers. I'm not going to say that
it's in a fucking Blu Ray copy of one Pace or a bottle of games.
How did he get this? We'll find out. We'll find out later
on, like three sessions from now. There's a time traveling too. You
send one piece of media into the past for some reason, it was and
it was one piece on Blu Ray with no means to plants the middle of
Alabastas. There's no context for anything. Gosh, let's put their soul in
like and earn, you know, just like they're sort of an unassuming I
wouldn't check in the urn. It's too obvious. It's like too, it's
too spooky already, this is this is seventeenth century. They have an invented
ship post exactly. Yeah, Freddy, if you were, if you were
Alitch, what would your file actory be? Oh man? Also, yes,
we are seventeenth century England still, so sixteen hundreds yeah, okay,
yeah, I feel like it'd be something stupid. It'd be like a like
a it would be either like a like a fight stick, or like a
gun. I say, one of your gun. Damn kids. It's like
I worked so hard the X seventy eight, that's where my soul was.
I didn't have a choice on it. It just went in there automatically because
of how hard that build was. Good thing, Good thing. I spent
all that time putting those stickers on it, because now I gets aware of
them. I was investing in my own clothing. Those stickers are sigils meant
to keep it powerful. All right, Do we have a name for this
litch? Oh? Feel free to branch out from the naming conventions of Count
Vong Gator. Oh you mean I can't name him the what like the undead
oreo? Sure, hydrous, the powerful. Let's see Malachi the Unyielding because
he's older than this, because he's not he's from before the seventeenth century,
so like, yeah, he's toting that like old English. He writes with
the like the long F that looks like an F. That's this guy's deal.
Hmm. But I will throw out there for future blanks city people listening
to this episode, if at some point if you put in a time traveler,
you you'll look like a genius cow von gatoring. That's where your name
came from. All along. That's a great really tossing the football forward,
We'll see if anyone picks it up or catches it. Okay, so the
rest of this prompt, Okay, we've created an immortal character. How do
you eventually escape your servitude? So? I guess, like, what is
it? What is Malachi need a vampire for? Are you? I mean
the skill you get from this is humans are cattle? So are you just
like bringing people? Are you being a honeypot to lure humans to the liches
castle? I think so? I mean, like, I don't know if
it's like I guess just the fact that they need me to bring back something
is like if it's people, that makes sense kind of. I'm not trying
to think of like what what Malachi looks like? Does like can he move?
Like? Can he go around? Is he a floating head? Is
he a body? Yeah? Who can say? Like? Was it like
the the Warhammer Emperor situation where he just sits on sacrificed He's like plugged up
the whole time? Yeah, I think it. I think it might be
just like maybe he doesn't. Maybe the the lich doesn't have like a particularly
like corporeal form. I don't know if that's what a lich means. But
like, for one reason or another, he can't leave. He can't leave
his home, he can't leave his castle or where he is. He has
to be near his earn and he can't move his urn for whatever reason.
So yeah, I'm bringing back people for him to like, uh energy feed
on. Sure, So how do you how do you get out of this
one? Videlia? How do you sneak out after a hundred years? Was
it? Was it one of did it say that it was using one of
my skills? Check a skill? Yeah? So what skill do you use
to to escape? You do have runs? Really asked? And I think
it's very funny. You just see the Joe Star family technique just running a
litt I can run, really, I've got really strong legs. A man,
it would be really funny if I could figure out how to do well
mannered usual skills of a good right, Yeah, you know, means with
which to escape. You sewed him some fine doilies and he didn't realize you
were sewing him into a cocoon exactly. Oh, he thought that these were
people, but they were actually crochet dolls. You've been ingesting my crochet homunculi
for fifty years's into eating yarn for years, and then he just kind of
dies. I think that it's going to be Does it have to be This
is probably not a real question, but does it has to be only one
skill? Or can I use it up? I feel like you could.
The thing is like when you use them, they're gone. So okay,
I think that I will. I'm going to I'm going to leave can run
fast for another day. I think I'll use well connected. We'll have like
one time. There's sometimes where Vidali is out collecting people and she has like
met someone out there who is like god, I don't know, like a
maybe like a wizard or some sort of like other like being of like like
a human, like a person, but like one that like has some sort
of understanding or control with supernatural tools or means, you know, of helsing
adjacents. Yeah, yeah, not like a hunter, but someone who like
knows that that world's like just to the left, yeah, and is able
to you know, over over multiple courses outside like hunting trips outside of the
castle, is able to like form a plan with this person of how to
sever like Malachi's influence over Vidalia, because there's got to be something otherwise,
Like if she gets sent out of the castle and she could have ran away
anytime, Yeah, she doesn't even have to run fast. He can't leave,
he can just she can just walk calmly and not come back. So
I feel like he's got they've got some sort of like magic binding over her.
And then we meet someone who has the magic eraser that scrubs off of
magic control roots. That's all you need, okay, So in like exchange
for not scooping up there a relative sure for harvesting the feast. Yeah okay,
and now a resource that you have used for evil. So I don't
know another like money along with your money, your warehousehold of guns, your
nice carriage which is now one hundred years over free and you know the help
of flis away probably doesn't That's I mean, that's what's interesting is like you
technically hold onto that even I don't know, like maybe you know in the
future like oh yeah, one hundred years ago she helped me do this,
So I remember how you are about to do something, but you get you
think of her neck and get too horribized. It holds you back, Yeah,
pulls you back from the edge. That neck reminds me that I'm still
human. But yeah, is it just like uh, instead of being it's
not really a skill. It's like a resource of like imposing just like like
bullying, glare or something. What's yeah, oh this is this is a
new resources. You take one with you. Yeah, that was used for
evil or it's just like dark magics, like he taught you like spells and
stuff. Yeah, And I think I think just like, yeah, like
maybe maybe I'm trying to think of something more specific than just like magic in
general, trying to think of like if there's anything like specific that would have
been used for rounding up people. I don't know if I want to do
like mind control, man, sure, well just then you know we'll just
do like uh dark magic of Okay, I'm sorry, right, dark magics
and magic is going to be split with a K. So so you know
it's the real ship. M okay. So, uh, you now also
have the skill humans are cattle. So that's on your sheet. That's what
we do with that when the time comes so one hundred years of past it
is now the eighteenth century, right, All these centuries were together for me
as a player, So I don't remember when anything was leaving the captivity of
the Evil Witch. Oh boy, I can't wait to go to my favorite
colonies. Oh no, the wing is what? Okay? So we actually
now there's so you make memories by like tying together like three or more experiences
that are kind of relevant. We now are up to three experiences mulling aubergine,
killing Dado, yeah, and hunting people. So that's like your first
hundred years as being a vampire were rough. See how much time happened between
killing your dad and getting taken in by Malachi? Like a week? Honestly,
you know what It's like, She's she's having a bad run event.
This like all three of these things are like, it's like two weeks of
killing loved ones, one hundred years of killing randos, So it's been a
lot of killing. So do we think the three of these are like can
be united as a memory. So what are like the definitions of memory?
It's like just like three experiences put together. Memories are made up of experiences.
A memory is a section of the record sheet that contains up the three
experiences. Memories are not necessarily linear chronological. If a new experience clearly belongs
with then an existing memory, then you can add it to the memory.
If not, record the experience in a new memory, which may require the
forgetting an earlier memory a whole collection of other experiences. So you know,
you begin with certain memories before, like the prompts begin as you create your
character, and then you're as you build experiences, they like have to be
shuttled into memories that happen. You can only have five memories maximum. You
were currently a five, so we are going to need to forget something also
as we do this. Cool. I do think that it's just like memory.
I think that it's a how so like how long can a memory be?
Like because a lot of the ones that Corey did are like a scene.
It's like she was in church and saw at or what's her what's her
name? I was gonna say Aubergine, Lily yeah, miss neck yeah yeah.
Or we had like the the a memory of teaching her sister to shoot
guns in the backyard. That's like a a like memory scene, Like do
you do experiences need to be grouped into like one like one like shots or
is it like can it be like a stretch of They are like like collections
of things, but then they get sort of like pared down into a single
sentence or two as a memory like condats. Yeah, yeah, I think
that. I think that these three experiences can be like connected via just like
you know Vidalia, uh killing people. So I think that it's a it's
like uh like it's a it's a it's a memory that she's like a shamed
of like dark uh like very like dark Betty, like evil within. Like
I was writing just the things you said, and I almost wrote my memories
are like dark Betty, and I was like, wait, hold on left,
Freddy, just get there. So to condense that into like a single
experience, I think that it's might it's one of like Vidalia like coming back
to consciousness uh after like her her consciousness is like kind of a blur.
It's like she's been doing stuff and she can't remember. It's just like her
snapping back to like what's the word for this, like where you're like aware
of what you're doing, like consciousness or like like like come to is like
the well, like when you come to when you come back to yourself or
whatever. Yeah, exactly pretty much and like just just a memory that has
nothing leading up to it, just coming like back into lucid thought and consciousness
of like being surrounded by like the after math of like your own slaughter.
Like when you walk back through a level in Hotline Miami. Oh yeah,
and you're just like, oh god, this sucks and you're like, ah,
geez I did that. It's like that, except without like a really
cool simple it's like soundtrack undread. It's just like, oh shit, I
am we got the harpsichord cover of the hot Line Miami music. Yeah,
Barred Coore, Carpenter brute. So what is like in like a sentence,
how would you like write that down? Like my first year is as a
vampire suck or like what's the In the book, it has examples of like
I sift the bones of the dead abandoned in the waists, I do not
find Charles, so I don't cover weapgreen and treasures that I used to pay
his debts in Haifa, which is you know, we don't need to be
as like I don't know, narrativized as that it can just be like sure.
I became a vampire and killed the people I love and then I lost
one hundred years this life size, okay moody journally for the vampire. Yeah
I do. I do like the narrativeness. I'll figure something out. My
first years of vampire are shameful. Yeah. Yeah. I come to surrounded
by mangoled mounds of bones and flesh. I don't recognize any of them,
but I feel like I should. That's good, and it's the eighteen hundreds.
It's the seventeen hundreds. Now, baby, welcome to the party.
So, okay, that's your sixth memory, So bad news. Something's gotta
go. We can move a memory to a diary. I think in one
hundred years. I think it's not on believable for you to have gotten a
diary in the service of Malachi. Yeah, I think that we look through
this um is experienced five about count Law gatorade or Memory five. Sorry,
yes, Memory five is being turned to by count on gatorade. Okay,
well we can't. We can't lose that. I think that. So it's
gonna be either Memory three, which is teaching her six year old sister to
do kilmer for Memory four of seeing Luis Away's neck because I think that I
want her to lose something humanized. Sure, yeah, Now you can also
put this in a diary. Yeah, I think I think we'll just put
We'll put six year old sister shooting guns in the Okay, so know you
what kind of diary is it? It's like the examples are like sturdy leather
bounty book, a collection of a pictogram adorned pots. So you know,
diary can be sort of like it doesn't have to be a literal book.
It can be you know, potty or pottery, or a password protected form
on an archaic website if you're you know, if you make it that long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't wait to I can't wait to
put this memory of my sister in my life. Yeah. I've hidden my
memories on a decrepit AO three account with no tags. Now there's no algorithm.
I think that in this case, it is that it is that Vidalia
still carries around the gun that her sister practiced with, and she can't remember
why she still has it, but she can't bring herself to get rid of
it. Great, that's your first diary? Is this cool? Gun diary?
Also hold up to four other memories. So I'm interested to see what
else we can cram in this gun. But she keeps but she keeps the
gun in a in a bag that other thing there. There we go.
Now we're talking. It's a it's a it's a chan sport that she keeps
around. Yeah, thinking about that's thinking about the like hiding your stuff in
a live journal, and then you think about like I think it's it's either
Joseph or Jeffy. It's one of the nightmail guys. I think it's Justseph.
Think mentioned that, like he has a secret podcast where he uploads like
he like just talks into the mic and uploads it under a name with zero
tags. It's not an official thing. He doesn't post about it anywhere,
and like as far as he knows, it's it's undiscoverable because like there's no
way to like find it except like luck, I guess I think all the
time about like this again, that this like one piece ass my secret podcast
that contains all my secret thoughts. It's out there somewhere left in one episode.
Uh anyway, great, So, now that it's a new century,
I do want to ask Vidalia, what are you what are you going by?
These days, And how are you hiding the big mark on your face
that proves you're not a regular human? Oh right, I do have a
big face mark. Gosh, what is what is different between the seventeenth and
eighteenth Ye, because that point it's kind of more of the same, except
that like empire, like Empire's rolling back a little bit is the main difference.
But that's kind of it. Okay. What was what did Corey cover
it with? Like fascinators like artful scarves? Yeah, just like the fashion
of the era. Let's see, it was on it was on her cheek,
right, Yeah, it's like on cheek, like just to the like
side of them of the list, to the right of the to the right
of the job. Okay, the jaw a lot more wars in the eighteenth
century, I'm saying in Britain specifically, that's true. The wars up,
big, big tap, big time for wars, artful scar ch uh.
I think that maybe along the along along her like course of uh that hundred
years of being you know, a big old, big old killing. I
think that maybe at some point she, like from one of her victims,
just picks up like a military gesture and just like wears it over like her
clothes, and it's less that she's less that she's trying to physically cover up
the scar, but more that she's trying to like play it off as like
a like, uh war wound. Yeah, okay, that's interesting. I'm
like, yeah, man, this it just happened. This is just are
you are you pretending to be a man? Also, there weren't a ton
of like female soldiers at the time, but yeah, we have literally like
okay, cool, what's your what's your current name, stranger, let's see
Vidhlia. What's what can we do with that? In England? We'll call
We'll call them, uh, we'll call them Victor for now. They just
they just did a did a boy version of it, Victor. Imagine living
in a time where you could literally just like go to a different town and
be like I'm a new guy. I'm just a different guy, and I
have a whole history that's definitely real. Yep, you can't say, you
can't say it's false. Have you Have you played Pentiment, Freddy, there's
a I'm not gonna say much, but there's a bit in Pentiment where like
there's a time skip and a dude is there, and it's very clearly like
a guy just walked in and was like, yeah, I'm totally that guy.
Yeah for sure. No, that's what did you say? My name
was? Yeah, that's me. Yep. It's a good game. Anyway,
I've got to download it. I just need to. The beginning is
in in Justin McElroy's words, books level boring because it is just you being
welcome to the Middle Ages. Stranger, do you want the Flanders build or
the Italy bills? But then it gets good. Okay, yeah, so
I think we're ready for your next prompt. Now, finally after all this
establishment, all right, let's roll these dice. Hey, this was not
bad, all right, all right, we've got a nine on the ten
and a three on this move. A six prompts all right, brand new
territory. So we're going to prompt number seven. This is the one where
you go to a shoe and you have a nice you have a nice meal
and everything goes well for everybody. Well, also, you invent congratulations vampire,
you are the proprietor of a Shawnees prompt or something. You inherit the
deed of an Arby's franchise. Guy, what do you do with this terrible
curse. First thing I do, I bring back the mint shaking and then
I take away everything else. That's all we serve now. Okay, so
your body manifests some trait related to the vampire that created you. How do
you become more like them? Create a skill that reflects this. Okay,
so you're getting more vampirey uh huh. And I become more like Count Funker
yeah, okay, so your body gets higher and electrolytes. Yeah, yeah,
I become instead of Victor Sharp, they're now Victor served. The change
is happening. Okay, so it's a physical change. And we were kind
of light on details on Count Bong gatorade, except that he had the also
thing on his face. Yeah, because business associate, traveling salesman, so
we can I think that you know, he was probably a little more like
No Speratuy than you were at the time or are until now. So you
know, again it doesn't have to be the classic vampire stuff. But yeah,
what else? What other physical mark are you getting? Let's see,
And it's very funny that this is also a skill. You're swimming in skills
right now, which makes up for your utter lack of mortal friends. I
don't have friends, but I am good at things. I am very good
at humans are cattle, classic freelance, and shame. I'm very good at
shame. Let's see, I'm trying to think of what count vu gator.
It looks like he's a big clown with big floppy shoes. Oh boy,
let's see. Let's see we're doing We're doing some mental gymnastics here. As
I assigned mental traits to count based purely off his name, I'm like,
okay, so gatorade is named after him. He's probably like he's probably like
pretty, like, he's probably pretty athletic. He's aunt, so there's Germanic
count ancestry there. He might be. He might just like have alligator esque
trades. He might have scaly skin, who knows. I I think that
it is going to be something about their teeth either both both because of vamp
everything that we've said between like, first of all, he's vampire. Second
of all, uh, I kind of know Sperazzus kind of has like the
like the kind of deal going on, and then like also like alligator like
sharp teeth. Yeah, I think you know what. I think it's that
she how how how how the dollar discovers this trait is that she does get
into a fight at some points with like like someone just like she gets like
mugged basically somewhere like she gets jumped and before she like she she wins in
the end obviously and takes them all out, but at like she gets stuck
her punch at the very beginning, like right in the jaw, and it
like knocks a couple of her teeth out, but like after a few weeks
they grow back. So I was just like stronger teeth or are they like
the gator teeth. We'll do, We'll do like like like they I do
want to say that they grow back, it's like sharper teeth. But also
that's yeah, but also that like when she loses teeth, they grow back
regenerating teeth. Yeah, I like that. That's very like like these are
our vampires are becoming more like uh, they're almost like werewolves like were lizards
where they're like they're just becoming these like weird, bloodthirsty like animals with with
different skin and teeth. And that's cool. We'll see if that keeps going.
But that's interesting that it's that's the natural path we're taking. But cool,
I like that. I think that's I think that's a sufficient uh brand.
You know, Victor has got a brand new bag and brand new teeth.
So welcome to the Welcome to the eighteenth century, my boy. All
right, one day, one day when Victor Uh gets brought back by the
time traveler the blu ray of the r along Park Park arc of what's gonna
blow his mind? They're gonna watch it and be like, whoa, I
can just take out my whole set of teeth and grow back sick. I
wish, I wish. Oh Lord, that's where we'll leave Victor for today.
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