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Oh, hello, boys, have
you seen Eric around anywhere? Oh,

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we've been taking care of him.
Yeah, we're having him rather a record.

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Oh all right, I was just
at the store buying some apples.

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Apples, Yes, apples, apples, get it, dude, fucks stinky

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apples. See you boys, I
don't think I like this new last Squeaker

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kick as. Welcome to going down
the South part of the podcast where we

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always have ourselves at time, and
boy are we doing that now as we're

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just entered season three of the show
and are really hitting their peak. This

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week we hits the review the second
episode of season three. It is spontaneous

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combustion. I am Dano and I
am Guy, a guy who just wants

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an erection they didn't give to his
mum. I wonder she's the Live at

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ninety three the key to life.
A good rection. But this episode,

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mister Davis, we've spoken a little
bit off a This is just fantastic.

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We truly feel like we are hitting
like peak south Light where there we say

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we said it last week with rain
Forrest Mainforest. But they've found themselves.

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They know what they are and what's
surprising is you hear about the Simpsons,

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right when they're doing the Simpsons movie. The season seventeen suffered as a result

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because they'll burn the candle at both
ends doing the movie and doing the TV

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show. Well, south Park,
we're doing the same thing. They're doing

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the TV show at this point but
also doing the movie. But man,

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they're just getting better and better exactly
they and they hit both winners with both

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these episodes and the movie. So
yeah, I mean, props to our

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boys, Parker and Stone. Yeah, this is um, You're right.

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We're definitely on the south Park mountain. We're approaching the peak, but there

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were even more peaks to come.
There's just peaks and valleys all over the

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place when it comes to south Park. But yeah, season three, I

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know, I think we've said this
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it. They're really finding their voice. You know, they're really finding oh

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this is what south Park's meant to
be or you know, viewers are going

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in hindsighter say oh, yeah,
this is when it became the show that

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we recognize and love a south Park. I mean, that's I just got

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a bit of everything. Really,
it's and a lot of the gags that

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you know, maybe in previous episodes
would have felt that's a bit random,

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or that's well, they just threw
that in for their own amusement or whatever.

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It sort of feels that way here
as well, but they also land

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for everybody else. Yes, you
know what I mean. I just love

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that they're starting to finally realize the
potential of Randy Marsh. I was about

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to say, yeah, I mean, I think this is our real and

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this is in my favorite so I
was sort of jumping ahead here a bit,

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But this is kind of the first
glimpse we get of the Randy who

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is make love to me, Randy
please again? Another one of my favorite

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so good. It's just one of
the one of the things I remember from

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the show and just one of those
lines that you say to yourself because it

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feels just fun to say and fun
to hear. Yeah, but yeah,

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the first glimpse of Randy being sort
of deluded, full of himself, self

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indulgent, yeah, self indulgent,
clueless, but you really thinks he's got

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the world by the ball, and
the fact that he doesn't as just hilarious.

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But that whole I mean, I'm
just I just want to set up

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a fan club the Trey Parker's voices, but particularly we love you Randy,

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it's so right, that's so great, But then followed up, but they

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love to be Randy, please please, And it's like there's nothing professional.

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And they do it twice the exact
the exact same clip. It's so good.

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Yeah, there's nothing professional about this
voice work. I mean, pal

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Jim Cummins would probably go, I
don't know about that. I don't think

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there's guy's working too much. I
cannot sanction this bit of me. But

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it just, you know, it
just makes me laugh nonsto. You know

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why, because you know they're having
so much fun themselves doing it. Yeah,

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that's the kind of voice you'd hear
in the writers room or in the

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development room, just as like,
oh, this person should sound a bit

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like this. It was like,
well, let's just have that. Yeah,

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just why do wake up? Why
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that. Then it's kind of like
when you know, his voices are kind

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of like you know, when you're
telling a story of oh and then he

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said this, it's like the trade
just does it. You know that that's

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just the character, that's just the
voices you get on the show. It's

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just like I don't know, the
bad impersonations usually do at a party.

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I was just what you get on
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works so well. But that's that's
why it works. Yeah, yeah,

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because you're having they're having fun making
it and you're having fun watching it.

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Yeah. Absolutely, yeah. But
I just think South Park, what other

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show could combine the topics of the
death, resurrection of Jesus, and global

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warming with farts and erections and make
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together and someone makes sense. I
just thought this episode was something to behold.

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I thought this was just genius.
It was so good. But you

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know, the what's it called where
the play they're doing with the Jesus play,

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what's it called the Stations of the
Cross Session of the Cross? Yeah,

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that was actually say the Passion playing. Okay. That was one of

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the original ideas for the show.
And Tray just thought it was just funny

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to watch because he started to go
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see it and Matt being Jewish,
he'd never heard of it before, so

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he's apparently when they told Matt,
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He's like, they can't be a
real thing, but kids got up on

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across Are you kidding me? So
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show. This is one of the
original ideas that they pitched for South Park

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was to do this. Yeah,
and Tray's dad apparently he's a scientist.

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He went to Union a university as
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food additive, right, create a
food additive that produced colored farts, kind

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of like blowing bubbles. Oh my
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about on the commentary for the episode. They're like, like, that's not

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a terrible idea. Imagine if you
could fart colors, like I mean,

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I don't know. It's like basically
be a way of sort of like you

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couldn't hide from a fart then not
a more true. If you tweaked that

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a little bit more, it could
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if a fart came out of certain
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something wrong with you system. Yes, that's what I mean. There is

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something to work with here. I
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don't know XM thirty nine two or
whatever. It's like, this is going

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to make your fart come out of
lovely teal color and then it comes out

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and it's like a shitty brown color. It's like, well, either I've

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shattered or you've actually to shit your
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hats, or it's like it comes
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it comes out a a purplish kind
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you might want to get your call
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that's not meant to be that dad. So know, if someone's got don't

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have to do a COVID test.
Just fart and it comes out of a

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certain color COVID if they had like
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key illnesses like the flu or things
like that. It was saying a lot

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of time having to go to the
doctors because you know, what's wrong with

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you, fucking yellow, I've got
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doctor's office and just you know,
drop your strides. Okay, gosh,

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bet again, here's a batter talent. Apparently Trey's Day wanted to do.

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He's um, he's senior thesis on
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like you've seen your feces on it. It's got. So that was pretty

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good. That was all right,
Um, but yeah, I just think

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there's there's act. There's something to
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food unitive aren't gonna be fun if
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you know, I think we often
say, oh, I haven't watched this

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episode in forever, but this came
from this. You know, we we

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just recorded um seemingly never ending story
from season seventeen. Yeah. Yeah,

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and this is the episode that's got
the Bow and the Bow and Marney the

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Moe and Barney Man where Barney keeps
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oh yeah, fantastic. And it's
a very throwaway line, but for some

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reason I'd always remembered it. But
you know where Randy's giving the explanation of

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you know, what's um, what's
causing people to spontaneously can must spoiler it's

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not farting. You've got a letter
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It's like, it's a pleasant fart. I'd always love that. So

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sometimes you do genuinely feel better after
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it's we talked about this not long
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something you do you occasionally do it. You're just really proud of. It's

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like, oh that cleaned house.
Yeah, well you've done one that.

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I feel like three kilo's lighter as
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that that was necessary that I feel
much better run. There was nothing,

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there was nothing solid in there.
It was just all all wind, all

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hotty air and said it's out.
It's like, oh man, feeling so

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much better about life. What are
your favorite moments from the episode, Mister

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Davis, Farting. Everything you do
with farting, you do farting. Farting

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is always and it's funny because we're
touching on I think it was the first

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season. There's a lot of fart
jokes and I was like, I don't

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know, they kind of got a
bit boring because but they'll just going you

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farted, but but this, but
this one works into the story where it

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actually they somehow made global warming makes
sense because it was because because of farting.

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Because yeah, well there's a there's
a theory that they say cows are

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producing one because they're farting all the
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my sister, because she's vegan,
she's like, because we we breed cows

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and we want to kill them for
our meat. We're using too many cows

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and they're farting all the time,
and it's making a hole in the ozone

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layer. I'm like, is it
that feels like a stretch? Um,

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it's something you do. It's something
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It's like there's an element called or
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not good for the ozone layer.
And it's true. I mean, we

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are you know, it's all connected. In the end, we are lopping

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down huge seconds of the rainforest to
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their cheeseburgers. I'm the next person. I love cheeseburger and what I love

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those that My sister would say though
that what proofs do you have to back

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up? Yeah, the sciences have
done tests on it. Then it comes

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to COVID and the needles and the
injection is like the scientists, noahs are

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the eight scientists. Yeah, you're
gott have to go all in on this

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science thing. But my favorite bits, well, yeah, we talked about

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how you know, there have been
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the province of Terence and Philip and
maybe Cartman occasionally or one of the one

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of the kids. I loved the
fact that all the adults, well at

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least two that we see, just
really get they succumbed to the fun of

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farting and you know, doing a
real stinker that you know, just like

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that's right, just out of stout
steak wrapped in bacon. But Magi just

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seemed to really happen to be farting, to do a little fart dance.

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Yeah, but I just got the
bigger kick out of missus cup was this

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week Squeaker Squeaker, all this dumb
child's talking about stinky apples. It's like,

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this is so dumb. I should
not be laughing at this, but

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I can't stop laughing. It's kind
of like, um, you know when

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they were saying, I just dropped
some black kids off at the pool,

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I gave birth to him brown baby
Boy or whatever it was, when they

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were talking about taking a ship that
episode. So it's like, yeah,

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I shouldn't be laughing at these jokes, like you said, but Southpark gives

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you. Southpark gave you the chance
to be immature and not feel bad about

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it. That's I think that's why
it works. So well, it's like,

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you know, this is funny,
It's probably it's okay to laugh at

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this. Why aren't we laughing?
Why are we as a society not laughing

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at farts? Farts are funny,
Just let's just run it. They are.

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I mean, look, we live
in a civilized society to quite the

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joker. But you know, you
don't necessarily want to be doing it on

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a first date or at at a
nice dinner. But wouldn't it be nice

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to be able to just on a
first date and not feel like you embarrass

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yourself? Have I not always said? You know that one of the most

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important things in relationship, maybe more
important than the first caesse, is the

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first part, the first part that
you do in the in the company of

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your you know, potential love interest
held her first fight in front of me

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for so long she just did not
want to far in front of me ever,

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like just never. And it was
like two years in and she just

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like accident and it was like a
moment of like embarrassment also slashed relief because

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she just looked at me as did
this almost actually gonna be? And I

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was like, did you hear that? I was like yeah, And what

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as almost just like, oh shit, I can fight, Okay, cool.

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It was like it's open the season
now, baby in the Squeaker,

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I found this, um, just
this great cartoon sent to the Lovely Luisa

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while I'm back, which is a
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I rent got to sleep so I
could fart literally marriage in a nutshot.

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So yeah, I love that.
I loved that we sort of got

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the first glimpse of Randy being really
up himself and being kind of an idiot

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even And I love the This is
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This goes back to Bloody Abbott and
Costello in the nineteen thirties or whatever.

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But yeah, or else or else
what exactly it's like, And that became

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a thing ongoing gag Yeah, which
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line that I've semi forgotten but semi
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into Randy's office, no, no, into Gerald's office and Gerald's prostitution.

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We've got skincats delivery hurt daddies.
That's again, that's just a Parker or

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Stone voice of just like being silly
in the in the creative room, where'd

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you came in Jack, Well,
let's let's do that. Then that's kind

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of like Meghan Marchael just happened.
Loved it. So yeah, that was

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all my favorite bids. I mean
there are still more, but no,

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we'll keep more touch on those in
a minute. Yeah, I really like

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that. I really like that.
Let's go Broncos. Let's cool, Broncho,

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Let's go Broncos. I like the
Star Trek reveal because when you read

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that out, it's like, you
know that I could buy that being in

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the Bible. No, that's just
from Star Trek. And I got a

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big kick out of the monkey style
song vision. Yeah. Now I've written

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Danny, this is again this goes
back to you know, Parker and Stone

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throwing in just random staff. Yeah, it's like, why does this fits?

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It's appropriate, but I wouldn't say
necessarily works, but it adds.

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Yeah, it didn't feel out of
place, and it was like, and

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it has to have a Trey Parker
throwing a song because it feels like very

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often now he's throwing a song into
each episode and they all work. Yeah.

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So yeah, I mean I wrote
down this is a weird Scooby Doo

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bit or is it monkeys, and
then you're looking at wiki and reading a

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few things about it's like, oh, this was inspired by Scooby Doo,

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the whole going from um yeah Doway
Doorway and all that. But yeah,

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the song was very much is this
like Herman's Hermits or the Monkeys? Well,

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I had the monkeys for my That's
what it came to me. Yeah,

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that's the list of the lyrics of
it. And yeah, I mean

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it's just so I've been telling everybody
that yeah, yeah, yeah, you

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don't have to say that. You're
just tell everybody that I'm your guy.

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Yeah. Wait a minute, so
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had two great episodes, two great
songs though this season already. So this

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this one and then last week Getting
Kids is Here. You can't get that

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out of your head. I've been
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like getting gay with kids is here. I've been seeing that when I've been

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picking up I'm elliot from kindergarten.
It's like, please please get Nicola pick

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up the children from now. Okay, now let's try to get an answer

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But now it is time for sum trivia.

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Mister Davis, hit me with your
first question, what is Kenny's dad

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reading in church? My first question
Groadrica Water. My first question was that

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one at its gazans And it's also
the book that the mayor was reading later

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on, reading later on. But
I guess she's um fairly open minded.

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She played both ways. Yeah,
the door swings both ways. Yeah,

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and I like that. That wasn't
like even like acknowledge or made fun of.

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It was just no, no,
she is. That's fine, that's

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normal. My next question you've already
answered. What did mister Mackie just eat?

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I just realized that this is a
trivial. It was the same stead

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grabbed in Bacon. Did that mal
really make it a fast pro? Maybe?

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Obviously it'll take a long time to
process that, right, because steak

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takes out like a week to get
through your system. Yeah, yeah,

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read met Tim's not it's a it's
a insistent house guest, like to hang

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around. It's like if you eat
steak, you're going to be heavier for

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a few days. You're not getting
that shit out. That's not going in

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and out like Indian feud. It's
just like straight through to the wicketkeeper,

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but fucking steak that's hanging around for
a while. M all right. And

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my final question, that's one of
those ones where I've got the answer,

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I can't remember the question. I
just wrote the answer. Let's let's do

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a bit of jeopardy and you give
me the answer or not. So the

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answer is forty two forty sorry forty
second? Okay? Um? The question

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is which Nobel piece Nobel Prize awards
are being handed out? Ye? Yes,

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while we're on that. If I'm
still um asking questions, Steve Appwater

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was being traded to where. Oh
yeah, good question, Now you've got

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me. What was it? He
was going to the Jets. The Jets,

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that's right, yes, with Benny. All right, well that is

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trivia. Let's get into our review
of spontaneous combustion. A quick question in

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stuff that will appeal to absolutely probably
no one who watches out pay. But

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remember there was a Geelong football club
player named Ben Graham and he went to

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go to the NFL as a kicker. Did he play with the Jets?

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Did he play with the kick plays
to the Jets? Yeah? Yeah,

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because I thought it was Because when
I was working the advertise, there was

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so many we get to do Benny
in the Jets headline. You can do

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that once, you do it exactly
once, Yeah, never again. I

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did make one birthday card once for
nicholas sister Benita. They call it Benny,

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but her birthday is the same day
as Jets, so I put Benny

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there and surrounded her with pictures of
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So. The visual edit of Spontaneous Combustion

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was April fourteenth, nineteen ninety nine. Now we've stopped doing the Blockbuster,

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Brainbust, mister Davis. But the
movies that were the top three at the

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US box office when this episode originally
aired were The Matrix is still up there,

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number two, We Had Never Been
Kissed and Go was number three,

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and Analyze This was number four.
It's all good movies, not not bad

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movies. I mean, if you're
sort of flicking through the TV guide or

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scrolling through your streaming service or what
it was like, you'd pick any one

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of those. It's like not going
to be disappointed by any of them.

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Never Been Kisses You perfectly acceptable Friday
night romcom, isn't it? It is,

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isn't it? Yeah? I mean
Drew's very likable and it's a good

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little underdog story. I mean it's
a little bit squeaky. Some people might

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say it isn't like, oh,
he's their teachers having inappropriate feelings towards that

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girls like well probably can actually tell
that she's you know, twenty something or

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whatever, and he doesn't. Actually, he never actually goes hard harden or

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whatever. He never actually what's the
word I'm looking for, goes all in,

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doesn't actually seal the deal until until
he finds out that she's legal.

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Yes, exactly right. He covers
on grounds. Also, I thought you

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might want to know what the top
three songs were in the US Billboard charts

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when this episode originally aired. Number
one was No Scrubs by TLC, Number

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two was Believed by Share, and
number three was Every Morning by Sugar Ray.

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Now that song just never goes away
every money. Yeah, so No

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Scrubs Believe and Sugar Ray, that's
what the people and we're listening to.

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When came to music, it never
really caught on in Australia, is like

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a term for a lesser person courts. I want to scrub. Yeah,

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that's a great song, though I
don't want no screws again and get no

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little from me. But the episode
was written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone,

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and David Goodman and directed by Matt's
Don't Not Trade park at this time?

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Can you believe it? Can you
believe it? And it's a really

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good one. Mat should be directing
more. M hmm. So the episode

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kicks off with the kids at the
general store and I've just got I love

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this. I love a good general
store. Like we don't really know what

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we are. We're just a general
store. We sell things, We don't

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know what we sell. It's just
a bit of everything. Just sell ship.

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You need something, you need something, you might find something you might

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you probably find it in this store, or least something close to that.

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Yeah, I mean milk bars.
It used to be like that. Okay,

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drug stores in the United States.
I love we have a we have

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a couple of milk bars store left
and Gelong and you walk into them like

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they always have the ball on the
door when you walk in, it's like

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we gonna hear that ball. It's
like ah childhood. It's like, oh,

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an array of lollies. And you
could say, give me two of

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those, three of those those and
the one I'm ever still let you do

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that. They'll let you pick a
mix that like you pick how many you

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want and stuff. Yeah, it
was made to its running Dangerville and give

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me two of those, give me
three those teams those. It's funny though,

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whenever when it came to like actually
picking it out, you can just

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imagine that people are owing the store
like fucking another kid, like two red

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jelly but you want one green and
one red jelly bar. Okay, like

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they must take up so much of
their time. But yeah, I just

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love the feel you walk in.
You can smell the lollies. They've got

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a salad bar, usually have a
few salad rolls made up. They've got

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the milk, the milk fridge,
they've got some magazine rack like that.

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They're the essentials of a milk bar, aren't they pretty much? Yeah,

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you walk out with just everything you
everything you needs and they usually feel cluttered.

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But I love that. If they
weren't cluttered though, that wasn't the

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true milk bar to meet and milk
bar just it's just a bunch of crazy

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shit all over the walls, don't
you reckon? Like the very much.

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There's there's smoke hot lines sign that's
been on the wall for fucking thirty years

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and like just they still sell windfields. Yeah, probably with hogs on the

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on the poster or the eighties style
posts. Yeah, like a good milk

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bar just never changed. The one
never rode here near our house, never

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closest because it's just you go into
it. It's just a flashback to your

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childhood. It hasn't changed from when
I was a kid. I love it.

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It really has. Yeah, and
that's fantastic. Yeah, but are

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they they they're looking for a direction
for Kyle's dad, and they's the fifth

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stop that've been too, but they
get thrown out and then Kenny just randomly

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can bust boom blomo. He's gone, and the pause there. They left

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it on just long enough with all
like the fuck like, because that's exactly

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what would happen. You would be
you'd you'd be stunned. But what has

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happened. I genuinely felt that as
well, though something like ohhere, I

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was like, oh, well,
give him the time. I guess I

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should have expected to be some spontaneous
combustion in this, but yeah, I

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wasn't expecting it so hot out of
the gate, so to speak. Barbaradi

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arrives and everybody panics and you know, um, yeah, usually he was

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the fat people when the new open
flames. And then the mayor has hired

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Randy, the only scientist in South
Park. But I'm like, what about

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the mephesto guy who appears letter on? Yeah, yeah, and they've they've

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had him do things before in the
past. But anyway, I guess they

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realize that he's more of a biologist. He's mad to think that that being

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a geologist is maybe closer to something
elemental like fire and fesso. Probably just

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try and put two asses on something
correct. We love you, Randy,

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I'd love to me Randy. Please. Wow, it's the please that gets

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me. Please at the end.
That's the best part. May love to

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be mad, please please. Without
Kenny's funeral. I think it's the first

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time I've seen Kenny have a funeral. I think it's a a funeral beforehand,

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the amount of times that he's died. But the I just loved the

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priest now seems to be a lot
of a lot more taker thing going on.

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But yeah, there it is like
he's just hanging shit on religion in

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general. I wouldn't say this is
as good as like Reverend love Joy but

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the swers religion, but it does. It's it's really good percent like south

403
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Park is on Simpsons levels, like
it is. It is fucking great.

404
00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:51.240
Yeah, I think south Park is
obviously pushed about you is a bit more,

405
00:26:51.240 --> 00:26:52.880
but this is definitely you could you
could definitely hear Reverend love Joy saying

406
00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:57.400
this exact line. But then does
it does this a line about oh no,

407
00:26:57.400 --> 00:27:00.480
no, that's something else. But
I mean I do think about the

408
00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:07.440
whole the church sort of leveraging fear
and guilty to important and its own relevance.

409
00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:12.359
Yeah, let's go Broncos And they're
asked to perform. The boys are

410
00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:17.759
asked to perform the Station of the
Cross. Then we get Helen just some

411
00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:21.640
hi hon like just these random people
and she can bust as well. And

412
00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:25.000
how how have we angered you?
My lord? Like it's like we've done

413
00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:26.759
something wrong? You're killing people?
Lord? But where the ones that vault?

414
00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:30.559
What have we done to anger you? What? What? How can

415
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:36.000
we fix this? Randy is now
trying to figure out any basement or else

416
00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:38.920
what exactly, And the kids are
asking where the Bible is. He says

417
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:41.880
it's in the attic of the old
LPs. And I'm like, isn't that

418
00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:45.799
funny? How in twenty twenty three
Alps are now the hot thing again?

419
00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:48.599
Like in this episode when it's aired
this this made sense for the Alps to

420
00:27:48.599 --> 00:27:52.960
be in the attic, but now
LPs are the hot thing again. I'll

421
00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.039
tell you a story that's going to
make you just terribly sad. Okay,

422
00:27:56.279 --> 00:28:03.240
you're talking about throwing out vinyls no
worse, But listeners of the shows will

423
00:28:03.799 --> 00:28:07.400
might be aware that my beloved be
sister Joe Anne took a nasty spill on

424
00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:11.519
the cracked her cracked her femur.
How is she? Yeah, the bony

425
00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:15.119
thought, oh god, she's so
she's back in the car. She's driving

426
00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:21.960
around. So props to the fine
surgeons at some Johnny Gould hospital in Geelong,

427
00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:26.599
and and to Joe herself for being
completely indefatigable. How is up?

428
00:28:26.599 --> 00:28:29.240
How's Margaret Mary going? Because she
had tumble as well, not long enough,

429
00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:36.279
the universe was really thrown some fastballs
at the Davis family. Margaret's good.

430
00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:40.160
Margaret Mary is fine. She took
a tumble over some some chords on

431
00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:44.640
the living room floor and fell right
onto the on the coffee table, gave

432
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:48.920
herself some nasty internal bruising on her
side. So yeah, she was a

433
00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:52.200
bit sore for a while, but
she's feeling much better as well. Spoke

434
00:28:52.240 --> 00:28:53.240
to her yesterday and said, Mum, can I borro us some money?

435
00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:59.200
No, you didn't ask, you
just took it out of a purse.

436
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:06.920
That mom, I'm stilling some money. No, but she sounded one better.

437
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:11.480
But when Joe was not well,
I was sort of designated to go

438
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:15.839
down and keep an eye on a
you know of a night time make sure

439
00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:18.240
she didn't fall over in the shower. So I had to watch my sister

440
00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:22.279
in the shower, which was great. No, I just I just stayed

441
00:29:22.319 --> 00:29:25.319
outside and it was like, you're
still standing. I was just does that

442
00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:29.839
mean the standing okay? And theybody
said. I was like, oh yeah,

443
00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:32.400
there comes the point in time where
you just gotta family. Fuck it,

444
00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:36.359
who cares? You just gotta You're
gonna take one for the team.

445
00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:41.480
Um No. But one thing I
was doing was getting firewood out of her

446
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:45.680
garage and you bring it into the
fireplace and all that. I'm in there

447
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:48.400
one day and I noticed, hey, what's in that box? Well,

448
00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:51.359
that looks like a box of LPs. Oh, all those LPs are warped

449
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:57.000
and water damaged his ship And I
didn't they were so like Slimmy always didn't

450
00:29:57.000 --> 00:29:59.759
want to touch him. I was
like, I said, a looking,

451
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:02.440
ze there any like high profile ones
here, And it's like, what's the

452
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:07.200
point unplayable? Why was there water
damage in there? I don't know.

453
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:10.640
I think there was just like maybe
a tiny bit of leakage in the garage.

454
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:12.240
That's shame. That's a real shame, or you know, just a

455
00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:15.720
it was. It was the dank. It was the dank there. That's

456
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:18.119
funny. In like when this episode
aired though, people were just throwing their

457
00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:19.559
LP's out and not have been taken
into the salvation up that was throwing them

458
00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:22.720
out. These things are worthless,
no one, what's there anymore? Now

459
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:26.039
they see the fucking fortune. There's
their gag in um in Shorn of the

460
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:33.640
Dead. Now that one where they
and they run out of the air.

461
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:37.039
Yes, they run out of things
to throw up. The zombie girl,

462
00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:41.799
all the zombie other zombies. And
in the end they just throwing all the

463
00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:47.519
alps and trying to embaliel them.
It's like, no, no, that's

464
00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:55.680
the Son of the Times. No
Batman soundtrack throw, it's just throwing the

465
00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:57.359
Batman's sound track. That's a party
man on it. Yeah that's a great

466
00:30:57.359 --> 00:31:02.079
soundtrack. Yeah yeah, anyway,
But yeah, enough about the LPs.

467
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:03.599
Yeah, I could talk about lpeace
forever. If I don't shut myself up,

468
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:07.799
I'll keep going. But yeah,
it makes me very very sad that

469
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:10.359
that the LPs were ruined. But
I'm very happy to hear that your sister's

470
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:12.559
doing better. And as Margaret Mary, indeed, I feel like my Mary

471
00:31:12.599 --> 00:31:15.519
is the kind of person that would
be like, don't help me, don't

472
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:21.640
touch me. I'm fine, Like
she was a bit like that. She

473
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:25.359
sounds like a strong old woman.
Well yeah, I was just has to

474
00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:29.000
be strong to raise a child like
you. Is that right? That's correct?

475
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:36.799
Just years of and I'm putting Robert
garthrough his paces was like, this

476
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:41.920
will either kill me or make me
immortal. So they suggest here that maybe

477
00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:45.359
it's because he went to visit his
girlfriend. That's why Kenny combusted. And

478
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:49.440
they said we're gonna go work on
Kyle's dad's direction and um, and he's

479
00:31:49.440 --> 00:31:53.720
like wait what But yeah, there's
a great bit in there as well,

480
00:31:53.759 --> 00:31:59.400
where you know, Randy's just doing
all the typical movie signs and stuff.

481
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:02.599
It's like, what does that mean? Maybe nothing, maybe everything, maybe

482
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:07.839
everything. The Jeff Goldam kind of
line. It very much is, isn't

483
00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:13.519
it. Yeah? Yeah, But
they are reading the Bible now and Cartman

484
00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:15.839
wants to beat Jesus and then we
get and he ends up getting the role

485
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:20.559
just by being Cartman, just winging
and complaining. Then Randy has got his

486
00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:23.000
friends there to mimic the kids.
I thought this is really really funny,

487
00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:25.799
but I thought we would played with
thought we played watching the game or something

488
00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:30.799
like that. But then they bring
in, um, I bring up that

489
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:34.000
Helen was also visiting her boyfriend,
and then I think the guy was playing

490
00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:36.759
Carman skew you guys, I'm going
home. He goes home. We're now

491
00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:39.079
at the church and they're very busy
now because everyone's really really scared. I

492
00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:44.200
don't want to anger the Lord,
don't want to spontaneously combust Well, well,

493
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:45.680
well a lot of you came to
church. It looks like we're all

494
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:51.599
a little nervous about the spontaneous combustion, saying huh yeah, well Hall knows

495
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:57.119
blessed Friday. Let us give thanks
for stuff and things. Lord, is

496
00:32:57.160 --> 00:33:00.440
it so much to ask that you
not let us suddenly burst in the flame

497
00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:04.960
for no apparent reason. I mean, come on, amen, amen,

498
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:09.319
yeah, which, yeah, of
course gets a it's it's the opposite of

499
00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:13.880
a shout or a call back.
It's a call forward because it's one of

500
00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:19.240
my one of my favorite bits in
a much later episode with I think it's

501
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:22.680
a Jimmy and Timmy and they ended
up in the I don't recall. There's

502
00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:27.160
there's one weather in like an inner
city rec center or something, and the

503
00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:30.319
crips and the Bloods and oh and
Jimmy wants to be a crip because he's

504
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:37.640
legitimately cripple. But these gangs are
just fighting all the time and they don't

505
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.519
even know why. And then Jimmy's
like, I mean come on, and

506
00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:47.200
everyone's like, yeah, come on. It was like, why are we

507
00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:52.960
fighting? Come on? Come on? What are we doing? But Jimmy,

508
00:33:53.000 --> 00:34:00.480
I mean, come on. Oh
I love it. But yeah,

509
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:02.720
I mean that's the first thing that
I thought of when when the priest and

510
00:34:02.759 --> 00:34:06.519
there's like, I mean, come
on, amen, I don't I feel

511
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:07.960
like we're not gonna be able to
get to the reviews with Timmy, Timmy,

512
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:10.960
Jimmy, could you just be like, Wow, what a great audience.

513
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:22.159
It's just gonna be me laughing.
At the time. I like Timmy

514
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:28.079
and I thought he was a great
introduction, jim a great addition to the

515
00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:31.079
cast, proved like to be the
catalyst with some great storyline as well.

516
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:37.159
But I think my heart just belongs
to Jimmy. Wow, we would a

517
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:42.400
great audience. And in fact,
what he's like doing his jokes and you

518
00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:45.000
says that it just keeps going.
I'm gonna give it him nothing that's just

519
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:50.119
the funniest thing. But the boys
here now perform the station of the Cross,

520
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:53.559
and it all goes to plan pretty
well. Cut up. They're improvising

521
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:57.480
the not improvising their lines, but
they're sort of making the lines of their

522
00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:00.519
own. Yeah, you can imagine
that this is the it's doing it.

523
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:05.480
Yeah, yeah, this is super
weak, but Jesus so I give you

524
00:35:05.559 --> 00:35:09.920
I guess it's super super weak.
But also it's a sort of like a

525
00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:13.800
c play for those who are unaware
of the story that what's coming up a

526
00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:16.000
little bit later on in the episode
with them being rejected by his friend,

527
00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:19.960
I don't know who you are and
things like that, things like that.

528
00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:22.960
But yeah, Randy then calls the
mayor who's also reading Kasungas and he has

529
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:25.760
the same vision again, and she's
you're gonna be the first famous person in

530
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:29.920
south Park and she calls him a
schmuck. She doesn't really give a shit.

531
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:34.199
She's kind of like mad Quimby,
but not as sleazy. I think

532
00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:37.880
she's more of an idiot. It's
more wiggamasque than may Quimby. Yeah,

533
00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:44.360
sort of career driven but also not
that bright, not that bright. Yeah,

534
00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:46.760
Cartman is now on the cross.
He's dragged out. Hey mum,

535
00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:50.519
he's getting dragged out of them,
out of the church that is, leaving

536
00:35:50.599 --> 00:35:53.559
on a hill to die until he
gets an direction. He says, screw

537
00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:57.000
you guys and going home. But
then he really it's like that with all,

538
00:35:57.039 --> 00:36:00.199
like that moment where we realize,
oh shit, I'm not gonna be

539
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:00.960
able to get out of the situation
as easy as well. I thought I

540
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:02.960
was going to be a cut with
here is like a wait a minute,

541
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:06.639
I'm actually here by myself. Fuck, what am I going to do?

542
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:10.719
Have you ever been that? Like
You've gone to a party somewhere and you

543
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:15.199
realize, holy shit, I am
miles from anywhere. How am I getting

544
00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:17.800
home? Yeah? Yeah, And
the person you're going to get a lift

545
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:22.360
with is like nowhere to be found, the lost Yeah yeah, you've got

546
00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:28.280
no reception on your phone, no
reception or there's no phone anywhere. You

547
00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:31.519
know. It's like, I'm not
even sure I am who are these people?

548
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:35.920
Do they like me? Yeah?
I remember that from one of the

549
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:37.000
Union days. I went out to
some party on a farm somewhere, and

550
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:39.719
I'm like, I mainly went out
because I knew I thought this girl that

551
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:45.960
I really liked well that I was, Yeah, I thought it was really

552
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:50.880
hot and the semi level never any
story. Did you have a rack of

553
00:36:50.880 --> 00:37:00.000
an angel? She had a rack
that attempt the devil himself? Um,

554
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:02.960
and I got there a lot.
Yeah. I thinks the kind of crouch

555
00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:06.920
she's running with that, don't I'm
all that interested. I think there's might

556
00:37:07.000 --> 00:37:08.440
suck. Um, I could,
you know, have a few drinks and

557
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:12.559
get a bit social, but then
I'll be like no, I think I'm

558
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:14.800
just gonna go. You need to
have your wits about you. How to

559
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:16.679
get home? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, I was like, yeah,

560
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:21.920
if I partied here, this could
be a mistake. And he trying to

561
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:25.559
leave, like where are you going? Like, um, nowhere? Lipstting

562
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:29.800
that in the car? But would
you mean my ass? Or you're gonna

563
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:36.079
car you can drive us to town. It's like oh no, no.

564
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:42.119
Anyway, we come back and the
mayor is holding a meeting and Randy reveals

565
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:45.519
that it's caused that Kenny got the
new girlfriend and didn't want to pass gas

566
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:47.880
in front of her because I got
the how I had the new platner and

567
00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:51.280
she's going to see she want to
pass gas either. He hold up the

568
00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:57.679
photo of Joselyne Wildenstein is a wild
Jocelyn Wildenstein. Yeah, the cat lady.

569
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:00.719
Yeah, who had lots and lots
and lots of plastics or to the

570
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:06.840
point where it was just um unsettling. She barely resembled a human being anymore.

571
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:10.639
Yeah, no good, but everyone
is required to um too, fart

572
00:38:10.719 --> 00:38:14.519
on a regular basis. Player,
What is it? What was the term

573
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:17.760
you used there? Plusant pleasant fun
plusant fun. Yes, and get there

574
00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:23.320
now he gets the vision now,
but this time it's an old lady.

575
00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:27.639
Kyle and standing going to check up
on Cartman, see how he's doing,

576
00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:29.639
See if he's died yet. They
said, don't worry man, you'll be

577
00:38:29.639 --> 00:38:30.400
fine. He say, up there, you're cann have superpowers when you come

578
00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:34.840
back to life. And I loved
the cartment, the realization. Shit,

579
00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:40.920
sweet miss going to smoke the two
housholds of standing Kyle once he once he

580
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:44.760
comes back, then mister Mackie's having
the time of his life. He's fun,

581
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:46.559
he's having a good time. And
I love that when they see mister

582
00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:52.239
Mackie as well, making fun of
him more. Yeah, I didn't know

583
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:53.480
where that became a thing. I
don't think they've done that before where he's

584
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:58.960
so yeah, I was really happy
with that, but he's so he's so

585
00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:04.039
happy to just be far with impunity
that he doesn't even notice. Yeah,

586
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:06.840
remember get the fun the Squeaker and
things like that. Then it's time for

587
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:10.480
Randy marsh Day. Randy marsh Day. We guess the David statue with Randy's

588
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:23.000
head on top, and this is
where Officer Brady then sees Cartman te Tea

589
00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:30.440
is fer Turtle new Stand in the
bed. I'm going to die up here.

590
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:34.840
I feel like Barb Brady is one
of the weaker characters. I don't

591
00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:37.840
really find him all that funny.
Barb Brady. Yeah, I mean,

592
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:40.000
have we done the episode where he
learns to read? Yeah? Yeah,

593
00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:44.639
but it's kind of like just like
an adult Ralph Wigham kind of Yeah.

594
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:46.920
I mean having the reading episode was
like, Okay, that's all right,

595
00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:52.599
but no, you're not really providing, You're not adding much to the big

596
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.280
picture, really know. But when
het the forty second Nobel Piece Prize Awards

597
00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:00.760
and Nobel Prize Awards. Sorry and
we'll be Goldberger. We've mentioned lou Anne

598
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:05.320
Cartman the Squeaker, Yes, Squeaker, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

599
00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:10.440
yeah, she was that she's just
shout to mister Mackie Squeaker Squeaker but

600
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.159
the the Nobel Prize Awards, who
WHOOPI Goldberg is the is the host and

601
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:20.840
she's just saying anti Republican jokes.
And I guess that's much changed, not

602
00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:22.840
much, just changed. No,
then Nick Nalty arise, I thought you

603
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:27.280
would have appreciated Nick Naughty. I
always a Nicknolty was very into science.

604
00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:30.719
There's um I think I'm sure I
would have mentioned this in the past,

605
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:36.960
but it was a terrific magazine profile
of him in the nineties and he sort

606
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:39.159
of was conducting all these amateur science
experiments in his plant and you know a

607
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:44.239
lot of them sort of biology related. Um. I think it was,

608
00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:46.400
you know, interested in sort of
life longevity and all that kind of business.

609
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:47.800
Being You look at him now and
I was like, oh my god,

610
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:51.840
you're a bear in human form,
Nick Naughty. But I mean he

611
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:55.920
always just comes across a really smart, inquisitive guy, despite the fact that

612
00:40:55.920 --> 00:41:00.000
he's sort of like this huge ruffian
of the man. I've got a little

613
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:04.679
tomitic Nalty. I think he's one
of the great American actors of the of

614
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:08.360
the last fifty years but also just
an interesting cat and now here to present

615
00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:14.840
the Nobel Prize for Science. Here
is Nick noting science is good, science

616
00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:21.559
is very important. This year's nominees
are Harold R. Pinkerton for his further

617
00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:27.960
development of the Grand Unified Theory of
physics, Randy Marsh for his formulated break

618
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:34.920
wind theory on spontaneous combustion, and
Alfonse Mefesto for his seven asked Galapagos turtle.

619
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:40.960
And the Nobel Prize goes to Randy
Marsh for the theory of spontaneous fart

620
00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:47.599
thing. No, no, this
can be wow, oh oh wow,

621
00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:53.639
I'm the best. Yeah. Yeah, it's just so amazing to be told

622
00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:57.400
that you're the best. I thought
I was just a normal person like all

623
00:41:57.400 --> 00:42:00.159
of you. But yeah, well, thank you for showing me otherwise.

624
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:06.000
Yeah, I trick ass. Yeah, fags fangs. That was supposed to

625
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:08.039
be my word, Kenne, I'll
get him for this, mark my words.

626
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:13.960
Then Gerald and Sheila in bed and
yeah, not going too well for

627
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.800
poor Gerald as at all. That's
what's one of the biggest fears a man

628
00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:20.599
can have in a relationship. It's
just not getting it up. It's like,

629
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:23.960
oh man, oh yeah, thankfully, I've never suffered from that,

630
00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:27.320
but I mean they come a time
when it happens and it's just like,

631
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.679
I don't know, how do you
how do you get through this? I

632
00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:34.400
don't know. I feel like it'd
be such a demoralizing moment for your self

633
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:37.440
esteem. Do we want? Are
we going full disclosure here, folks?

634
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:42.800
Yeah, it has happened to me
on a few occasions. I mean,

635
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:45.440
I am, you know, the
other side of fifteen now, and look,

636
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:50.639
often it's just like you're tired,
Yeah I think. I mean,

637
00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:52.960
sometimes it's harder when you're tired.
For sure. It seem like it's harder

638
00:42:52.960 --> 00:42:55.480
to happen when you're tired. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

639
00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:04.119
I mean, but yeah, there've
been Occasuen's like I'm real sorry,

640
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:07.360
it's just not happening. And believe
me, it's nothing to do with you.

641
00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:10.119
I mean, this head's all like, yeah, let's do this,

642
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:14.760
and the other heads like can they
just get some sleep? You know?

643
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:16.639
Or I got to take a night
off. You know. It's like and

644
00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:21.880
you feel terrible. You do feel
bad because you feel kind of a little

645
00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:23.920
bit in adequate as a dude.
And also it's like I'm letting my partner

646
00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:28.639
down. And you shouldn't though you
shouldn't. You should not. No,

647
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:30.000
no, particularly if you've got a
few miles on the meet, like like

648
00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:32.800
your old hell guy him. It
can happen when you're younger as well,

649
00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:36.800
if you're like really nervous or something. I'm assuming Yeah, yeah, yeah,

650
00:43:36.840 --> 00:43:38.599
And I mean I've yet to sort
of invest in the in the blue

651
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:42.679
pill. I've never even thought of. I was gonna say, have you

652
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:49.159
ever taken like viag or anything like
that. No, again, full disclosure.

653
00:43:49.880 --> 00:43:52.360
I went to the chemist and bought
something called horny goat weed, which

654
00:43:52.400 --> 00:44:00.239
is supposedly inchined Chinese medicine that you
can buy the pack chemist. You can,

655
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:04.360
you can get it from Chimis's warehouse. Yeah, it's called horny goadweed.

656
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.280
This is the one thing that I've
never actually bought in person. Oh

657
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:14.800
it's it's like, um, had
a faster struggle longer sort. Yeah,

658
00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:17.239
I mean it doesn't. It's a
say good for the libido, but it's

659
00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:21.039
saying also good for other things,
just general energy level. Yeah. Yeah,

660
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:23.039
this is the one thing that I've
never actually bought and taken to the

661
00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:29.320
counter. It's the only thing that
I've ever gotten Click and collect from except

662
00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:36.360
they got me a day because,
um, I bought it under Guy Davis.

663
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:39.920
But my full name is Robert Guy
Davis, as you know. And

664
00:44:39.960 --> 00:44:43.440
I'm gonna need to see some a
D. So I pull out the driver's

665
00:44:43.480 --> 00:44:46.239
licensing Robert G. Davison. Yeah, the G standswer guy. This guy's

666
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:51.280
clearly new. He's like, I'm
gonna fully the rules of chemist me.

667
00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:53.400
Mate, who the fuck else is
going to pick this up? Who else

668
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:58.559
is going to pick up this bag? You should have put your billing address

669
00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:00.000
as well, and usually addressed.
The dress matches the idea. It's fine,

670
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:06.800
correct, correct, But his superiors
or a game around trying to walk

671
00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:08.800
us through the process. And she
said, now what did you buy?

672
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:15.480
I have to say the counter's horny
goat wed. Oh no, it's like

673
00:45:16.400 --> 00:45:21.000
I specifically did all this so I
wouldn't have to say the words horny and

674
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:27.159
goat we out loud in a shop. What happened? I got my horny

675
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:32.400
and everybody who's happy, and I
do mean everybody, and that is that's

676
00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:36.920
good story. I've had to pick
up once a like a it was a

677
00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:39.639
vibrant or a dildoy for a bachelor's
party, and I did like clicking click,

678
00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:43.320
I'm I don't want to go to
six Cylanders like Brows and Perus through

679
00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:45.880
the Dialdoy's and stuff. So I'm
like I ordered online. I picked it

680
00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:49.119
up and he was like looking through
and he's like the guy. He was

681
00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:52.119
just like, so is it,
Brandon? Was it? He goes was

682
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:53.440
it the eight inch or the the
ten inch? And I was like,

683
00:45:53.760 --> 00:45:59.360
oh, man, give me,
give me anything I want to get out?

684
00:45:59.639 --> 00:46:07.480
Why you yelling all these people just
like look like might I don't know

685
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:09.840
what you got to move for the
I don't know what you got in mind

686
00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:14.880
for the night, Brenda, but
count me out. But I remember the

687
00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:16.800
eight inch of the tennache and I
was like, I don't know, just

688
00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:22.800
give me anything that's like left,
but just give me. Just give me

689
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:24.760
a cute gumber. But that would
be um, that would be a fun

690
00:46:24.960 --> 00:46:31.199
aspect of working in a sex store. Would be embarrassing the customers, but

691
00:46:31.239 --> 00:46:35.119
they don't care. You shouldn't be
embarrassed. I shouldn't have been ebarrassed.

692
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:37.280
I was only like twenty at the
times. I was just like, oh

693
00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:40.800
now I'm just like, yeah,
fucking whatever, twenty inches go for it.

694
00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:45.119
The bigger the better, The bigger
the better. But anyway, where

695
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:50.559
are we up to? In the
episode, um, Jodan's chiller in bed,

696
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:53.400
they didn't did not have a tenanch
jildo. They their child coming in

697
00:46:53.480 --> 00:46:55.719
saying he's going to find a direction
for his dad. And we have a

698
00:46:55.760 --> 00:47:00.840
strange little boy. Gerald. I'm
getting erection as we speak, so buck

699
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:06.920
up. Then Cartman, he's still
not dead. He thinks his mum's worried

700
00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:13.079
about him. They've gone full like
thet He's just he's got that voice down

701
00:47:13.079 --> 00:47:16.639
that that's just the Cartman voice.
Yeah, and the boys they leave again.

702
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:20.000
They're gonna gets because he's pretending that
he's um, that his mom was

703
00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:22.599
worried for him, and they say
they're gonna get some ice cream, and

704
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:25.119
then he sings the I Hate Standing
Kyle's song. Then the mayor is asking

705
00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:29.159
Randy to solve the heat issue.
Then that is a heat issue because um,

706
00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:31.440
because everyone's farting, And he says
he wants ten thousand dollars because hes

707
00:47:31.440 --> 00:47:34.719
gotta keep up appearances. You know
it might I come with a fee now,

708
00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.440
So ten thousand dollars, which I
thought it wasn't really all that much

709
00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:38.760
money. I thought Randy might have
asked for war. But anyway, I

710
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:42.360
mean, if you're solving you know, if you're fixing the earth, if

711
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:45.280
he's solving global warming, you think
you could write your own I think he

712
00:47:45.280 --> 00:47:49.360
could write your own ticket. Then
we think Chef has found Cartman, who

713
00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:52.400
turns out it is just a dream, the whole taking him a saving him.

714
00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:54.920
Then Rent and that's the only chef. Apiens n get a chef in

715
00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:58.280
the episodes all that often anymore.
It feels like he was a big part

716
00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:00.920
of season one and he's drifted apart
a bit. Now he's not. He's

717
00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:04.920
not in every episode. But Randy
then watches, well, he's fixed.

718
00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:07.000
He's working in the in the basement. He sees Jesus and Pals on Public

719
00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:12.000
Access in the background there and Stan
calls up the show because he asked Helen's

720
00:48:12.000 --> 00:48:14.599
to take for Helen's gonna take the
Jesus dyeing the cross or Helen to die,

721
00:48:14.840 --> 00:48:16.079
and he's like, this is what
actually talking about our global warming here?

722
00:48:16.079 --> 00:48:19.639
And he's like, oh, it
sucks hours. Then Mephesto his own

723
00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:22.480
and he says, the whole reason
that the global warming has happened is the

724
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:24.519
cause. It's because of Randy Marsh. He says he ripped a hole through

725
00:48:24.519 --> 00:48:28.840
the ozone layer. And this riot's
at town. Everyone's pissed off and everyone's

726
00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:31.400
angry. Everyone wants him dead now. And someone refuses to um, I

727
00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:35.840
think someone refuses the fart right,
and they explode. Yeah, it's very

728
00:48:35.920 --> 00:48:39.320
much. I don't believe the science. Someone doesn't believe the science, and

729
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:43.280
then like yeah, and they created
a hole in the ozone layer. And

730
00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:45.440
Randy set has his own his own
stations of the Cross as a result of

731
00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:49.199
this, so his statue gets pushed. His statue was the Cross here gets

732
00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:51.880
carrying on his back and he's walking
out in the raw throwing rocks at him,

733
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:57.719
and Garrison says, I don't know
you, and then Kyle Kyle joins

734
00:48:57.760 --> 00:49:04.280
in as well. The spontaneous combustion
problem esculators mine my people go back to

735
00:49:04.360 --> 00:49:07.920
hold again. Meanwhile, the others
on layer continues to deplete as others refuse

736
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:10.760
to hold in their fights for fear
of combustion. As we all know,

737
00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:14.559
the cars for all of this is
Randy Marsh, the son of a bitch

738
00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:16.719
who calls himself as scientist. We
caught up with mister Marsh earlier today,

739
00:49:16.719 --> 00:49:21.119
and he had this to say.
I don't know what to say, but

740
00:49:21.280 --> 00:49:22.599
an asshole. I hate that guy, and so do you. And now

741
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:25.719
I'm to the weather. It's fucking
hot thanks to Randy Marsh, son of

742
00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:29.800
a bitch. But now Randy's hiding
out in the basement. He's scared.

743
00:49:29.800 --> 00:49:31.000
Everybody could all want to kill him
as a result. Off he's um.

744
00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:35.639
I mean, what he did fixed
things, but it also made things bad

745
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:37.639
as well. But Cartman, he's
now on the hill and his vultures flying

746
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:40.480
over the top. Apparently there's a
shot of him at night Cartman, which

747
00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:45.360
nighttime, he's just sort of there
and the alien faces on the moon.

748
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:49.239
I read that somewhere on one I
didn't get back and check, but apparently

749
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:52.880
that's what's what's what it is with
out Brovlovsky and Jackson, attorneys at law,

750
00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:57.840
and Gerald they're at work and he
ever hears the bold Bob dol Ad

751
00:49:57.880 --> 00:50:00.960
on the radio, bet being impotent, and the stitutes arrived and as he

752
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:05.639
said, they're coming in. Cancer
all over the bodies and they take their

753
00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:08.559
clothes off and hot bodies, hot
bodies, yes, And that's what Gerald

754
00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:14.280
needed. Wasn't it that got things
moving? It got things moving in daed

755
00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:17.079
standing, Call and find Randy Dan
the bisement. Dad, you've got to

756
00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:20.159
work. People are dying. Dad, You've got to come up with a

757
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:22.280
solution. Not me. I'm not
a scientist. I'm a hack. Even

758
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:24.800
if I found a solution, those
people would still all hate me. Well,

759
00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:28.719
that doesn't matter. I learned something
from the stations of the Cross.

760
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:32.079
What see. At first Jesus was
all like, why me, and he

761
00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:36.039
was all pissed off and stuff.
But then he saw that what mattered most

762
00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:38.039
was everybody else. So he stopped
thinking about his own misery and did what

763
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:42.880
had to be done. Right as
Jesus was dying, he raised his hand

764
00:50:42.920 --> 00:50:45.599
and said, the needs of the
many outweigh the needs of the few.

765
00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:52.320
You're right, Stanley, You're absolutely
right. Hey, that Bible sounds like

766
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:54.280
kind of a good book. It
ain't bad. You should try reading it

767
00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:59.159
sometime, dude. That was star
Trek again. Huh, the needs of

768
00:50:59.199 --> 00:51:00.840
the many outweigh they need the few. That was wrath of Coin. Oh

769
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:04.800
well, Bible, Wrath of Corn
was a difference. I love that little

770
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:10.400
self righteous thing from sure is red. Sometimes what a little asshole. But

771
00:51:10.519 --> 00:51:14.159
it's just that is trade to a
t though, Like that's just true and

772
00:51:14.199 --> 00:51:16.119
that's just trades comedy. But then
then it's you that's just from the Wrath

773
00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:20.760
of Car. From the Rath of
Car. Oh okay. Then Randy gets

774
00:51:20.760 --> 00:51:23.159
to work and we have the montage
with the monkey style music and everything.

775
00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:29.440
Yeah, my gal, it's just
you can imagine trade, that's forever.

776
00:51:29.639 --> 00:51:31.639
Did you imagine Trade is having the
biggest smile on his face when he sings

777
00:51:31.639 --> 00:51:42.760
those songs? All right, now, let's get to work. I been

778
00:51:42.920 --> 00:51:47.119
telling everybody that you're my girl because
I'm not wanting to be shy. You

779
00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:52.079
don't have to go with me if
you don't want to, just tell everybody

780
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:58.039
I'm your guy. You and me, girl, it's forever la la la

781
00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:02.719
la. I be everybody out.
Yah my god, I'm not bun to

782
00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:09.719
be shy about yah my girl because
I'm not fun to be shy. You

783
00:52:09.800 --> 00:52:15.239
don't have to go with me,
you don't want to just your guy,

784
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:21.039
You and me, girl, it's
for whatever. Sha la la la la,

785
00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:30.239
you and me? Wow? Yeah, what are you doing? You

786
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:36.480
have to get started right right right? You feel your mouth and your jaw

787
00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:38.920
moving in a different way when you
try to do it like that, as

788
00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:43.320
by your sort of it, you
put your your lower teeth a bit forward,

789
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:50.440
a bit yeah, yeah, yeah. My guy Gerald then arrives and

790
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:54.159
he's got a big erection. He
goes to sort out Sheila and Company store

791
00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:58.880
on the hill, sort around.
Yeah, and went out at Randy's house

792
00:52:59.199 --> 00:53:02.000
and could I'm one of your rocks. And then he explains that because they

793
00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:06.039
all the people have right around his
house, they want to kill him.

794
00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:08.039
And he explains what's going on,
and they still want to throw rocks at

795
00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:12.599
him. I think he explains what
does He explain that they must fart when

796
00:53:12.639 --> 00:53:15.559
it's appropriate or funny. That's the
only time it's a fart, but sometimes

797
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:17.519
it's not all the time. Don't
don't go farting all the time. And

798
00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:21.199
then we'll find a balance here.
And then someone just yeah, if you

799
00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:22.440
still want to throw rocks at me, go for it. One gota throws

800
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:28.960
a rock at him because he can't
please everybody. Then everybody is supportive of

801
00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:31.480
the of the theory in moderation.
And then they go see Cartman and he's

802
00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:35.559
still alive, but he's just incredibly
skinny. Now he's lost all of his

803
00:53:35.599 --> 00:53:38.559
way. He's survived the three weeks
by his body absorbing all the fat in

804
00:53:38.599 --> 00:53:43.039
his system and gets down. There's
going to kick you. Yeah, yeah,

805
00:53:43.159 --> 00:53:45.760
and that is the end of Spontaneous
Combustion. Two solid outing so far

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in season three. I'm very excited
for what's to come. I am indeed,

807
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I am as well. We're very
very happy with the way South Parker

808
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is shaping up so far. It's
been a pleasure stepping back in time and

809
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yeah, checking out season three.
That's only going to get better. Now,

810
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I need you to enlighten me here. The next episode is it pronounced

811
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the Succubus, Sucubus, Succubus,
Succubus, the Succubus. It's like a

812
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like a sexy female demon because you've
got the Incubus, which is like a

813
00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:19.840
sexy male demon. Also also a
new metal band from the early two thousands,

814
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I Believe, and Succubus Incubus saying
we wish you here were they emo?

815
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Uh No, I just I tend
to think of them like as like

816
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a My favorite meme of all time
is that the depressed little kid sitting next

817
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to his locker. I'm gonna go
home, listen to Lincoln Pork. It's

818
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like you could. I was of
a mind you could substitute incubus for that,

819
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but intervious or are sort of like
they they were more like rock,

820
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sort of like a rocky oasis.
I think, oh, okay, this

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is interesting. But anyway, the
Succubus, the Succubus, the succu the

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next episode of Going Down to South
Park, So refresh your feeds in a

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couple of weeks and you'll get that
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That's all. It takes five seconds,

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share the show with your friends.
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and only here to Ozzie's reviewing the
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them the show and hopefully they can
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want to get the next episode of
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patron of the show and get it
right now in your ears. This is

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being spontaneous combustion, mister Davis.
Any final words fo those incredible listeners out

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there, Yes, a public service
announced. We're then, for your own

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sake, fut in moderation

