Oh, hello, boys, have you seen Eric around anywhere? Oh,
we've been taking care of him. Yeah, we're having him rather a record.
Oh all right, I was just at the store buying some apples.
Apples, Yes, apples, apples, get it, dude, fucks stinky
apples. See you boys, I don't think I like this new last Squeaker
kick as. Welcome to going down the South part of the podcast where we
always have ourselves at time, and boy are we doing that now as we're
just entered season three of the show and are really hitting their peak. This
week we hits the review the second episode of season three. It is spontaneous
combustion. I am Dano and I am Guy, a guy who just wants
an erection they didn't give to his mum. I wonder she's the Live at
ninety three the key to life. A good rection. But this episode,
mister Davis, we've spoken a little bit off a This is just fantastic.
We truly feel like we are hitting like peak south Light where there we say
we said it last week with rain Forrest Mainforest. But they've found themselves.
They know what they are and what's surprising is you hear about the Simpsons,
right when they're doing the Simpsons movie. The season seventeen suffered as a result
because they'll burn the candle at both ends doing the movie and doing the TV
show. Well, south Park, we're doing the same thing. They're doing
the TV show at this point but also doing the movie. But man,
they're just getting better and better exactly they and they hit both winners with both
these episodes and the movie. So yeah, I mean, props to our
boys, Parker and Stone. Yeah, this is um, You're right.
We're definitely on the south Park mountain. We're approaching the peak, but there
were even more peaks to come. There's just peaks and valleys all over the
place when it comes to south Park. But yeah, season three, I
know, I think we've said this a bit, but this time we mean
it. They're really finding their voice. You know, they're really finding oh
this is what south Park's meant to be or you know, viewers are going
in hindsighter say oh, yeah, this is when it became the show that
we recognize and love a south Park. I mean, that's I just got
a bit of everything. Really, it's and a lot of the gags that
you know, maybe in previous episodes would have felt that's a bit random,
or that's well, they just threw that in for their own amusement or whatever.
It sort of feels that way here as well, but they also land
for everybody else. Yes, you know what I mean. I just love
that they're starting to finally realize the potential of Randy Marsh. I was about
to say, yeah, I mean, I think this is our real and
this is in my favorite so I was sort of jumping ahead here a bit,
But this is kind of the first glimpse we get of the Randy who
is make love to me, Randy please again? Another one of my favorite
so good. It's just one of the one of the things I remember from
the show and just one of those lines that you say to yourself because it
feels just fun to say and fun to hear. Yeah, but yeah,
the first glimpse of Randy being sort of deluded, full of himself, self
indulgent, yeah, self indulgent, clueless, but you really thinks he's got
the world by the ball, and the fact that he doesn't as just hilarious.
But that whole I mean, I'm just I just want to set up
a fan club the Trey Parker's voices, but particularly we love you Randy,
it's so right, that's so great, But then followed up, but they
love to be Randy, please please, And it's like there's nothing professional.
And they do it twice the exact the exact same clip. It's so good.
Yeah, there's nothing professional about this voice work. I mean, pal
Jim Cummins would probably go, I don't know about that. I don't think
there's guy's working too much. I cannot sanction this bit of me. But
it just, you know, it just makes me laugh nonsto. You know
why, because you know they're having so much fun themselves doing it. Yeah,
that's the kind of voice you'd hear in the writers room or in the
development room, just as like, oh, this person should sound a bit
like this. It was like, well, let's just have that. Yeah,
just why do wake up? Why don't gainst someone profession let's just do
that. Then it's kind of like when you know, his voices are kind
of like you know, when you're telling a story of oh and then he
said this, it's like the trade just does it. You know that that's
just the character, that's just the voices you get on the show. It's
just like I don't know, the bad impersonations usually do at a party.
I was just what you get on the show, and it's just it just
works so well. But that's that's why it works. Yeah, yeah,
because you're having they're having fun making it and you're having fun watching it.
Yeah. Absolutely, yeah. But I just think South Park, what other
show could combine the topics of the death, resurrection of Jesus, and global
warming with farts and erections and make it work and make it all all times
together and someone makes sense. I just thought this episode was something to behold.
I thought this was just genius. It was so good. But you
know, the what's it called where the play they're doing with the Jesus play,
what's it called the Stations of the Cross Session of the Cross? Yeah,
that was actually say the Passion playing. Okay. That was one of
the original ideas for the show. And Tray just thought it was just funny
to watch because he started to go to church when he was a kid and
see it and Matt being Jewish, he'd never heard of it before, so
he's apparently when they told Matt, he was like laughing his arms off.
He's like, they can't be a real thing, but kids got up on
across Are you kidding me? So we have to make this happen in the
show. This is one of the original ideas that they pitched for South Park
was to do this. Yeah, and Tray's dad apparently he's a scientist.
He went to Union a university as a scientist. He wanted to have a
food additive, right, create a food additive that produced colored farts, kind
of like blowing bubbles. Oh my god. They're like, and they're talking
about on the commentary for the episode. They're like, like, that's not
a terrible idea. Imagine if you could fart colors, like I mean,
I don't know. It's like basically be a way of sort of like you
couldn't hide from a fart then not a more true. If you tweaked that
a little bit more, it could almost have it in a way that's like
if a fart came out of certain color, it would indicate that there was
something wrong with you system. Yes, that's what I mean. There is
something to work with here. I mean, you take additive, but I
don't know XM thirty nine two or whatever. It's like, this is going
to make your fart come out of lovely teal color and then it comes out
and it's like a shitty brown color. It's like, well, either I've
shattered or you've actually to shit your pants, hate to break it to your
hats, or it's like it comes out of different color. Come say,
it comes out a a purplish kind of color. It's like, yeah,
you might want to get your call and check, but because you know,
that's not meant to be that dad. So know, if someone's got don't
have to do a COVID test. Just fart and it comes out of a
certain color COVID if they had like a color for each sort of like the
key illnesses like the flu or things like that. It was saying a lot
of time having to go to the doctors because you know, what's wrong with
you, fucking yellow, I've got the flu. Or you go in your
doctor's office and just you know, drop your strides. Okay, gosh,
bet again, here's a batter talent. Apparently Trey's Day wanted to do.
He's um, he's senior thesis on this food uditive. I'm like, more
like you've seen your feces on it. It's got. So that was pretty
good. That was all right, Um, but yeah, I just think
there's there's act. There's something to work with there for sure. At that
food unitive aren't gonna be fun if anything. And um, one thing,
you know, I think we often say, oh, I haven't watched this
episode in forever, but this came from this. You know, we we
just recorded um seemingly never ending story from season seventeen. Yeah. Yeah,
and this is the episode that's got the Bow and the Bow and Marney the
Moe and Barney Man where Barney keeps coming back and back. It's like,
oh yeah, fantastic. And it's a very throwaway line, but for some
reason I'd always remembered it. But you know where Randy's giving the explanation of
you know, what's um, what's causing people to spontaneously can must spoiler it's
not farting. You've got a letter out in the form of a pleasant fart.
It's like, it's a pleasant fart. I'd always love that. So
sometimes you do genuinely feel better after you've let a fart out. It's like
it's we talked about this not long ago, and how yeah, I mean
something you do you occasionally do it. You're just really proud of. It's
like, oh that cleaned house. Yeah, well you've done one that.
I feel like three kilo's lighter as a result of this. Yeah like that
that that was necessary that I feel much better run. There was nothing,
there was nothing solid in there. It was just all all wind, all
hotty air and said it's out. It's like, oh man, feeling so
much better about life. What are your favorite moments from the episode, Mister
Davis, Farting. Everything you do with farting, you do farting. Farting
is always and it's funny because we're touching on I think it was the first
season. There's a lot of fart jokes and I was like, I don't
know, they kind of got a bit boring because but they'll just going you
farted, but but this, but this one works into the story where it
actually they somehow made global warming makes sense because it was because because of farting.
Because yeah, well there's a there's a theory that they say cows are
producing one because they're farting all the time or something. It's like basically,
my sister, because she's vegan, she's like, because we we breed cows
and we want to kill them for our meat. We're using too many cows
and they're farting all the time, and it's making a hole in the ozone
layer. I'm like, is it that feels like a stretch? Um,
it's something you do. It's something you do here a lot. Though.
It's like there's an element called or something called methane in cow farts that apparently
not good for the ozone layer. And it's true. I mean, we
are you know, it's all connected. In the end, we are lopping
down huge seconds of the rainforest to create holding animals for cattle because Reale likes
their cheeseburgers. I'm the next person. I love cheeseburger and what I love
those that My sister would say though that what proofs do you have to back
up? Yeah, the sciences have done tests on it. Then it comes
to COVID and the needles and the injection is like the scientists, noahs are
the eight scientists. Yeah, you're gott have to go all in on this
science thing. But my favorite bits, well, yeah, we talked about
how you know, there have been plenty of fart jokes, but usually they're
the province of Terence and Philip and maybe Cartman occasionally or one of the one
of the kids. I loved the fact that all the adults, well at
least two that we see, just really get they succumbed to the fun of
farting and you know, doing a real stinker that you know, just like
that's right, just out of stout steak wrapped in bacon. But Magi just
seemed to really happen to be farting, to do a little fart dance.
Yeah, but I just got the bigger kick out of missus cup was this
week Squeaker Squeaker, all this dumb child's talking about stinky apples. It's like,
this is so dumb. I should not be laughing at this, but
I can't stop laughing. It's kind of like, um, you know when
they were saying, I just dropped some black kids off at the pool,
I gave birth to him brown baby Boy or whatever it was, when they
were talking about taking a ship that episode. So it's like, yeah,
I shouldn't be laughing at these jokes, like you said, but Southpark gives
you. Southpark gave you the chance to be immature and not feel bad about
it. That's I think that's why it works. So well, it's like,
you know, this is funny, It's probably it's okay to laugh at
this. Why aren't we laughing? Why are we as a society not laughing
at farts? Farts are funny, Just let's just run it. They are.
I mean, look, we live in a civilized society to quite the
joker. But you know, you don't necessarily want to be doing it on
a first date or at at a nice dinner. But wouldn't it be nice
to be able to just on a first date and not feel like you embarrass
yourself? Have I not always said? You know that one of the most
important things in relationship, maybe more important than the first caesse, is the
first part, the first part that you do in the in the company of
your you know, potential love interest held her first fight in front of me
for so long she just did not want to far in front of me ever,
like just never. And it was like two years in and she just
like accident and it was like a moment of like embarrassment also slashed relief because
she just looked at me as did this almost actually gonna be? And I
was like, did you hear that? I was like yeah, And what
as almost just like, oh shit, I can fight, Okay, cool.
It was like it's open the season now, baby in the Squeaker,
I found this, um, just this great cartoon sent to the Lovely Luisa
while I'm back, which is a couple in bed and one says the other,
I rent got to sleep so I could fart literally marriage in a nutshot.
So yeah, I love that. I loved that we sort of got
the first glimpse of Randy being really up himself and being kind of an idiot
even And I love the This is a very old school kind of gag.
This goes back to Bloody Abbott and Costello in the nineteen thirties or whatever.
But yeah, or else or else what exactly it's like, And that became
a thing ongoing gag Yeah, which I really dug. And the other dumb
line that I've semi forgotten but semi remember it was just when the girls come
into Randy's office, no, no, into Gerald's office and Gerald's prostitution.
We've got skincats delivery hurt daddies. That's again, that's just a Parker or
Stone voice of just like being silly in the in the creative room, where'd
you came in Jack, Well, let's let's do that. Then that's kind
of like Meghan Marchael just happened. Loved it. So yeah, that was
all my favorite bids. I mean there are still more, but no,
we'll keep more touch on those in a minute. Yeah, I really like
that. I really like that. Let's go Broncos. Let's cool, Broncho,
Let's go Broncos. I like the Star Trek reveal because when you read
that out, it's like, you know that I could buy that being in
the Bible. No, that's just from Star Trek. And I got a
big kick out of the monkey style song vision. Yeah. Now I've written
Danny, this is again this goes back to you know, Parker and Stone
throwing in just random staff. Yeah, it's like, why does this fits?
It's appropriate, but I wouldn't say necessarily works, but it adds.
Yeah, it didn't feel out of place, and it was like, and
it has to have a Trey Parker throwing a song because it feels like very
often now he's throwing a song into each episode and they all work. Yeah.
So yeah, I mean I wrote down this is a weird Scooby Doo
bit or is it monkeys, and then you're looking at wiki and reading a
few things about it's like, oh, this was inspired by Scooby Doo,
the whole going from um yeah Doway Doorway and all that. But yeah,
the song was very much is this like Herman's Hermits or the Monkeys? Well,
I had the monkeys for my That's what it came to me. Yeah,
that's the list of the lyrics of it. And yeah, I mean
it's just so I've been telling everybody that yeah, yeah, yeah, you
don't have to say that. You're just tell everybody that I'm your guy.
Yeah. Wait a minute, so she's got to lie to everybody. We've
had two great episodes, two great songs though this season already. So this
this one and then last week Getting Kids is Here. You can't get that
out of your head. I've been singing that around the kitchen, be making
like getting gay with kids is here. I've been seeing that when I've been
picking up I'm elliot from kindergarten. It's like, please please get Nicola pick
up the children from now. Okay, now let's try to get an answer
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Mister Davis, hit me with your first question, what is Kenny's dad
reading in church? My first question Groadrica Water. My first question was that
one at its gazans And it's also the book that the mayor was reading later
on, reading later on. But I guess she's um fairly open minded.
She played both ways. Yeah, the door swings both ways. Yeah,
and I like that. That wasn't like even like acknowledge or made fun of.
It was just no, no, she is. That's fine, that's
normal. My next question you've already answered. What did mister Mackie just eat?
I just realized that this is a trivial. It was the same stead
grabbed in Bacon. Did that mal really make it a fast pro? Maybe?
Obviously it'll take a long time to process that, right, because steak
takes out like a week to get through your system. Yeah, yeah,
read met Tim's not it's a it's a insistent house guest, like to hang
around. It's like if you eat steak, you're going to be heavier for
a few days. You're not getting that shit out. That's not going in
and out like Indian feud. It's just like straight through to the wicketkeeper,
but fucking steak that's hanging around for a while. M all right. And
my final question, that's one of those ones where I've got the answer,
I can't remember the question. I just wrote the answer. Let's let's do
a bit of jeopardy and you give me the answer or not. So the
answer is forty two forty sorry forty second? Okay? Um? The question
is which Nobel piece Nobel Prize awards are being handed out? Ye? Yes,
while we're on that. If I'm still um asking questions, Steve Appwater
was being traded to where. Oh yeah, good question, Now you've got
me. What was it? He was going to the Jets. The Jets,
that's right, yes, with Benny. All right, well that is
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that once, you do it exactly once, Yeah, never again. I
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but her birthday is the same day as Jets, so I put Benny
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in the description of this podcast. So. The visual edit of Spontaneous Combustion
was April fourteenth, nineteen ninety nine. Now we've stopped doing the Blockbuster,
Brainbust, mister Davis. But the movies that were the top three at the
US box office when this episode originally aired were The Matrix is still up there,
number two, We Had Never Been Kissed and Go was number three,
and Analyze This was number four. It's all good movies, not not bad
movies. I mean, if you're sort of flicking through the TV guide or
scrolling through your streaming service or what it was like, you'd pick any one
of those. It's like not going to be disappointed by any of them.
Never Been Kisses You perfectly acceptable Friday night romcom, isn't it? It is,
isn't it? Yeah? I mean Drew's very likable and it's a good
little underdog story. I mean it's a little bit squeaky. Some people might
say it isn't like, oh, he's their teachers having inappropriate feelings towards that
girls like well probably can actually tell that she's you know, twenty something or
whatever, and he doesn't. Actually, he never actually goes hard harden or
whatever. He never actually what's the word I'm looking for, goes all in,
doesn't actually seal the deal until until he finds out that she's legal.
Yes, exactly right. He covers on grounds. Also, I thought you
might want to know what the top three songs were in the US Billboard charts
when this episode originally aired. Number one was No Scrubs by TLC, Number
two was Believed by Share, and number three was Every Morning by Sugar Ray.
Now that song just never goes away every money. Yeah, so No
Scrubs Believe and Sugar Ray, that's what the people and we're listening to.
When came to music, it never really caught on in Australia, is like
a term for a lesser person courts. I want to scrub. Yeah,
that's a great song, though I don't want no screws again and get no
little from me. But the episode was written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone,
and David Goodman and directed by Matt's Don't Not Trade park at this time?
Can you believe it? Can you believe it? And it's a really
good one. Mat should be directing more. M hmm. So the episode
kicks off with the kids at the general store and I've just got I love
this. I love a good general store. Like we don't really know what
we are. We're just a general store. We sell things, We don't
know what we sell. It's just a bit of everything. Just sell ship.
You need something, you need something, you might find something you might
you probably find it in this store, or least something close to that.
Yeah, I mean milk bars. It used to be like that. Okay,
drug stores in the United States. I love we have a we have
a couple of milk bars store left and Gelong and you walk into them like
they always have the ball on the door when you walk in, it's like
we gonna hear that ball. It's like ah childhood. It's like, oh,
an array of lollies. And you could say, give me two of
those, three of those those and the one I'm ever still let you do
that. They'll let you pick a mix that like you pick how many you
want and stuff. Yeah, it was made to its running Dangerville and give
me two of those, give me three those teams those. It's funny though,
whenever when it came to like actually picking it out, you can just
imagine that people are owing the store like fucking another kid, like two red
jelly but you want one green and one red jelly bar. Okay, like
they must take up so much of their time. But yeah, I just
love the feel you walk in. You can smell the lollies. They've got
a salad bar, usually have a few salad rolls made up. They've got
the milk, the milk fridge, they've got some magazine rack like that.
They're the essentials of a milk bar, aren't they pretty much? Yeah,
you walk out with just everything you everything you needs and they usually feel cluttered.
But I love that. If they weren't cluttered though, that wasn't the
true milk bar to meet and milk bar just it's just a bunch of crazy
shit all over the walls, don't you reckon? Like the very much.
There's there's smoke hot lines sign that's been on the wall for fucking thirty years
and like just they still sell windfields. Yeah, probably with hogs on the
on the poster or the eighties style posts. Yeah, like a good milk
bar just never changed. The one never rode here near our house, never
closest because it's just you go into it. It's just a flashback to your
childhood. It hasn't changed from when I was a kid. I love it.
It really has. Yeah, and that's fantastic. Yeah, but are
they they they're looking for a direction for Kyle's dad, and they's the fifth
stop that've been too, but they get thrown out and then Kenny just randomly
can bust boom blomo. He's gone, and the pause there. They left
it on just long enough with all like the fuck like, because that's exactly
what would happen. You would be you'd you'd be stunned. But what has
happened. I genuinely felt that as well, though something like ohhere, I
was like, oh, well, give him the time. I guess I
should have expected to be some spontaneous combustion in this, but yeah, I
wasn't expecting it so hot out of the gate, so to speak. Barbaradi
arrives and everybody panics and you know, um, yeah, usually he was
the fat people when the new open flames. And then the mayor has hired
Randy, the only scientist in South Park. But I'm like, what about
the mephesto guy who appears letter on? Yeah, yeah, and they've they've
had him do things before in the past. But anyway, I guess they
realize that he's more of a biologist. He's mad to think that that being
a geologist is maybe closer to something elemental like fire and fesso. Probably just
try and put two asses on something correct. We love you, Randy,
I'd love to me Randy. Please. Wow, it's the please that gets
me. Please at the end. That's the best part. May love to
be mad, please please. Without Kenny's funeral. I think it's the first
time I've seen Kenny have a funeral. I think it's a a funeral beforehand,
the amount of times that he's died. But the I just loved the
priest now seems to be a lot of a lot more taker thing going on.
But yeah, there it is like he's just hanging shit on religion in
general. I wouldn't say this is as good as like Reverend love Joy but
the swers religion, but it does. It's it's really good percent like south
Park is on Simpsons levels, like it is. It is fucking great.
Yeah, I think south Park is obviously pushed about you is a bit more,
but this is definitely you could you could definitely hear Reverend love Joy saying
this exact line. But then does it does this a line about oh no,
no, that's something else. But I mean I do think about the
whole the church sort of leveraging fear and guilty to important and its own relevance.
Yeah, let's go Broncos And they're asked to perform. The boys are
asked to perform the Station of the Cross. Then we get Helen just some
hi hon like just these random people and she can bust as well. And
how how have we angered you? My lord? Like it's like we've done
something wrong? You're killing people? Lord? But where the ones that vault?
What have we done to anger you? What? What? How can
we fix this? Randy is now trying to figure out any basement or else
what exactly, And the kids are asking where the Bible is. He says
it's in the attic of the old LPs. And I'm like, isn't that
funny? How in twenty twenty three Alps are now the hot thing again?
Like in this episode when it's aired this this made sense for the Alps to
be in the attic, but now LPs are the hot thing again. I'll
tell you a story that's going to make you just terribly sad. Okay,
you're talking about throwing out vinyls no worse, But listeners of the shows will
might be aware that my beloved be sister Joe Anne took a nasty spill on
the cracked her cracked her femur. How is she? Yeah, the bony
thought, oh god, she's so she's back in the car. She's driving
around. So props to the fine surgeons at some Johnny Gould hospital in Geelong,
and and to Joe herself for being completely indefatigable. How is up?
How's Margaret Mary going? Because she had tumble as well, not long enough,
the universe was really thrown some fastballs at the Davis family. Margaret's good.
Margaret Mary is fine. She took a tumble over some some chords on
the living room floor and fell right onto the on the coffee table, gave
herself some nasty internal bruising on her side. So yeah, she was a
bit sore for a while, but she's feeling much better as well. Spoke
to her yesterday and said, Mum, can I borro us some money?
No, you didn't ask, you just took it out of a purse.
That mom, I'm stilling some money. No, but she sounded one better.
But when Joe was not well, I was sort of designated to go
down and keep an eye on a you know of a night time make sure
she didn't fall over in the shower. So I had to watch my sister
in the shower, which was great. No, I just I just stayed
outside and it was like, you're still standing. I was just does that
mean the standing okay? And theybody said. I was like, oh yeah,
there comes the point in time where you just gotta family. Fuck it,
who cares? You just gotta You're gonna take one for the team.
Um No. But one thing I was doing was getting firewood out of her
garage and you bring it into the fireplace and all that. I'm in there
one day and I noticed, hey, what's in that box? Well,
that looks like a box of LPs. Oh, all those LPs are warped
and water damaged his ship And I didn't they were so like Slimmy always didn't
want to touch him. I was like, I said, a looking,
ze there any like high profile ones here, And it's like, what's the
point unplayable? Why was there water damage in there? I don't know.
I think there was just like maybe a tiny bit of leakage in the garage.
That's shame. That's a real shame, or you know, just a
it was. It was the dank. It was the dank there. That's
funny. In like when this episode aired though, people were just throwing their
LP's out and not have been taken into the salvation up that was throwing them
out. These things are worthless, no one, what's there anymore? Now
they see the fucking fortune. There's their gag in um in Shorn of the
Dead. Now that one where they and they run out of the air.
Yes, they run out of things to throw up. The zombie girl,
all the zombie other zombies. And in the end they just throwing all the
alps and trying to embaliel them. It's like, no, no, that's
the Son of the Times. No Batman soundtrack throw, it's just throwing the
Batman's sound track. That's a party man on it. Yeah that's a great
soundtrack. Yeah yeah, anyway, But yeah, enough about the LPs.
Yeah, I could talk about lpeace forever. If I don't shut myself up,
I'll keep going. But yeah, it makes me very very sad that
that the LPs were ruined. But I'm very happy to hear that your sister's
doing better. And as Margaret Mary, indeed, I feel like my Mary
is the kind of person that would be like, don't help me, don't
touch me. I'm fine, Like she was a bit like that. She
sounds like a strong old woman. Well yeah, I was just has to
be strong to raise a child like you. Is that right? That's correct?
Just years of and I'm putting Robert garthrough his paces was like, this
will either kill me or make me immortal. So they suggest here that maybe
it's because he went to visit his girlfriend. That's why Kenny combusted. And
they said we're gonna go work on Kyle's dad's direction and um, and he's
like wait what But yeah, there's a great bit in there as well,
where you know, Randy's just doing all the typical movie signs and stuff.
It's like, what does that mean? Maybe nothing, maybe everything, maybe
everything. The Jeff Goldam kind of line. It very much is, isn't
it. Yeah? Yeah, But they are reading the Bible now and Cartman
wants to beat Jesus and then we get and he ends up getting the role
just by being Cartman, just winging and complaining. Then Randy has got his
friends there to mimic the kids. I thought this is really really funny,
but I thought we would played with thought we played watching the game or something
like that. But then they bring in, um, I bring up that
Helen was also visiting her boyfriend, and then I think the guy was playing
Carman skew you guys, I'm going home. He goes home. We're now
at the church and they're very busy now because everyone's really really scared. I
don't want to anger the Lord, don't want to spontaneously combust Well, well,
well a lot of you came to church. It looks like we're all
a little nervous about the spontaneous combustion, saying huh yeah, well Hall knows
blessed Friday. Let us give thanks for stuff and things. Lord, is
it so much to ask that you not let us suddenly burst in the flame
for no apparent reason. I mean, come on, amen, amen,
yeah, which, yeah, of course gets a it's it's the opposite of
a shout or a call back. It's a call forward because it's one of
my one of my favorite bits in a much later episode with I think it's
a Jimmy and Timmy and they ended up in the I don't recall. There's
there's one weather in like an inner city rec center or something, and the
crips and the Bloods and oh and Jimmy wants to be a crip because he's
legitimately cripple. But these gangs are just fighting all the time and they don't
even know why. And then Jimmy's like, I mean come on, and
everyone's like, yeah, come on. It was like, why are we
fighting? Come on? Come on? What are we doing? But Jimmy,
I mean, come on. Oh I love it. But yeah,
I mean that's the first thing that I thought of when when the priest and
there's like, I mean, come on, amen, I don't I feel
like we're not gonna be able to get to the reviews with Timmy, Timmy,
Jimmy, could you just be like, Wow, what a great audience.
It's just gonna be me laughing. At the time. I like Timmy
and I thought he was a great introduction, jim a great addition to the
cast, proved like to be the catalyst with some great storyline as well.
But I think my heart just belongs to Jimmy. Wow, we would a
great audience. And in fact, what he's like doing his jokes and you
says that it just keeps going. I'm gonna give it him nothing that's just
the funniest thing. But the boys here now perform the station of the Cross,
and it all goes to plan pretty well. Cut up. They're improvising
the not improvising their lines, but they're sort of making the lines of their
own. Yeah, you can imagine that this is the it's doing it.
Yeah, yeah, this is super weak, but Jesus so I give you
I guess it's super super weak. But also it's a sort of like a
c play for those who are unaware of the story that what's coming up a
little bit later on in the episode with them being rejected by his friend,
I don't know who you are and things like that, things like that.
But yeah, Randy then calls the mayor who's also reading Kasungas and he has
the same vision again, and she's you're gonna be the first famous person in
south Park and she calls him a schmuck. She doesn't really give a shit.
She's kind of like mad Quimby, but not as sleazy. I think
she's more of an idiot. It's more wiggamasque than may Quimby. Yeah,
sort of career driven but also not that bright, not that bright. Yeah,
Cartman is now on the cross. He's dragged out. Hey mum,
he's getting dragged out of them, out of the church that is, leaving
on a hill to die until he gets an direction. He says, screw
you guys and going home. But then he really it's like that with all,
like that moment where we realize, oh shit, I'm not gonna be
able to get out of the situation as easy as well. I thought I
was going to be a cut with here is like a wait a minute,
I'm actually here by myself. Fuck, what am I going to do?
Have you ever been that? Like You've gone to a party somewhere and you
realize, holy shit, I am miles from anywhere. How am I getting
home? Yeah? Yeah, And the person you're going to get a lift
with is like nowhere to be found, the lost Yeah yeah, you've got
no reception on your phone, no reception or there's no phone anywhere. You
know. It's like, I'm not even sure I am who are these people?
Do they like me? Yeah? I remember that from one of the
Union days. I went out to some party on a farm somewhere, and
I'm like, I mainly went out because I knew I thought this girl that
I really liked well that I was, Yeah, I thought it was really
hot and the semi level never any story. Did you have a rack of
an angel? She had a rack that attempt the devil himself? Um,
and I got there a lot. Yeah. I thinks the kind of crouch
she's running with that, don't I'm all that interested. I think there's might
suck. Um, I could, you know, have a few drinks and
get a bit social, but then I'll be like no, I think I'm
just gonna go. You need to have your wits about you. How to
get home? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I was like, yeah,
if I partied here, this could be a mistake. And he trying to
leave, like where are you going? Like, um, nowhere? Lipstting
that in the car? But would you mean my ass? Or you're gonna
car you can drive us to town. It's like oh no, no.
Anyway, we come back and the mayor is holding a meeting and Randy reveals
that it's caused that Kenny got the new girlfriend and didn't want to pass gas
in front of her because I got the how I had the new platner and
she's going to see she want to pass gas either. He hold up the
photo of Joselyne Wildenstein is a wild Jocelyn Wildenstein. Yeah, the cat lady.
Yeah, who had lots and lots and lots of plastics or to the
point where it was just um unsettling. She barely resembled a human being anymore.
Yeah, no good, but everyone is required to um too, fart
on a regular basis. Player, What is it? What was the term
you used there? Plusant pleasant fun plusant fun. Yes, and get there
now he gets the vision now, but this time it's an old lady.
Kyle and standing going to check up on Cartman, see how he's doing,
See if he's died yet. They said, don't worry man, you'll be
fine. He say, up there, you're cann have superpowers when you come
back to life. And I loved the cartment, the realization. Shit,
sweet miss going to smoke the two housholds of standing Kyle once he once he
comes back, then mister Mackie's having the time of his life. He's fun,
he's having a good time. And I love that when they see mister
Mackie as well, making fun of him more. Yeah, I didn't know
where that became a thing. I don't think they've done that before where he's
so yeah, I was really happy with that, but he's so he's so
happy to just be far with impunity that he doesn't even notice. Yeah,
remember get the fun the Squeaker and things like that. Then it's time for
Randy marsh Day. Randy marsh Day. We guess the David statue with Randy's
head on top, and this is where Officer Brady then sees Cartman te Tea
is fer Turtle new Stand in the bed. I'm going to die up here.
I feel like Barb Brady is one of the weaker characters. I don't
really find him all that funny. Barb Brady. Yeah, I mean,
have we done the episode where he learns to read? Yeah? Yeah,
but it's kind of like just like an adult Ralph Wigham kind of Yeah.
I mean having the reading episode was like, Okay, that's all right,
but no, you're not really providing, You're not adding much to the big
picture, really know. But when het the forty second Nobel Piece Prize Awards
and Nobel Prize Awards. Sorry and we'll be Goldberger. We've mentioned lou Anne
Cartman the Squeaker, Yes, Squeaker, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, she was that she's just shout to mister Mackie Squeaker Squeaker but
the the Nobel Prize Awards, who WHOOPI Goldberg is the is the host and
she's just saying anti Republican jokes. And I guess that's much changed, not
much, just changed. No, then Nick Nalty arise, I thought you
would have appreciated Nick Naughty. I always a Nicknolty was very into science.
There's um I think I'm sure I would have mentioned this in the past,
but it was a terrific magazine profile of him in the nineties and he sort
of was conducting all these amateur science experiments in his plant and you know a
lot of them sort of biology related. Um. I think it was,
you know, interested in sort of life longevity and all that kind of business.
Being You look at him now and I was like, oh my god,
you're a bear in human form, Nick Naughty. But I mean he
always just comes across a really smart, inquisitive guy, despite the fact that
he's sort of like this huge ruffian of the man. I've got a little
tomitic Nalty. I think he's one of the great American actors of the of
the last fifty years but also just an interesting cat and now here to present
the Nobel Prize for Science. Here is Nick noting science is good, science
is very important. This year's nominees are Harold R. Pinkerton for his further
development of the Grand Unified Theory of physics, Randy Marsh for his formulated break
wind theory on spontaneous combustion, and Alfonse Mefesto for his seven asked Galapagos turtle.
And the Nobel Prize goes to Randy Marsh for the theory of spontaneous fart
thing. No, no, this can be wow, oh oh wow,
I'm the best. Yeah. Yeah, it's just so amazing to be told
that you're the best. I thought I was just a normal person like all
of you. But yeah, well, thank you for showing me otherwise.
Yeah, I trick ass. Yeah, fags fangs. That was supposed to
be my word, Kenne, I'll get him for this, mark my words.
Then Gerald and Sheila in bed and yeah, not going too well for
poor Gerald as at all. That's what's one of the biggest fears a man
can have in a relationship. It's just not getting it up. It's like,
oh man, oh yeah, thankfully, I've never suffered from that,
but I mean they come a time when it happens and it's just like,
I don't know, how do you how do you get through this? I
don't know. I feel like it'd be such a demoralizing moment for your self
esteem. Do we want? Are we going full disclosure here, folks?
Yeah, it has happened to me on a few occasions. I mean,
I am, you know, the other side of fifteen now, and look,
often it's just like you're tired, Yeah I think. I mean,
sometimes it's harder when you're tired. For sure. It seem like it's harder
to happen when you're tired. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
I mean, but yeah, there've been Occasuen's like I'm real sorry,
it's just not happening. And believe me, it's nothing to do with you.
I mean, this head's all like, yeah, let's do this,
and the other heads like can they just get some sleep? You know?
Or I got to take a night off. You know. It's like and
you feel terrible. You do feel bad because you feel kind of a little
bit in adequate as a dude. And also it's like I'm letting my partner
down. And you shouldn't though you shouldn't. You should not. No,
no, particularly if you've got a few miles on the meet, like like
your old hell guy him. It can happen when you're younger as well,
if you're like really nervous or something. I'm assuming Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I mean I've yet to sort of invest in the in the blue
pill. I've never even thought of. I was gonna say, have you
ever taken like viag or anything like that. No, again, full disclosure.
I went to the chemist and bought something called horny goat weed, which
is supposedly inchined Chinese medicine that you can buy the pack chemist. You can,
you can get it from Chimis's warehouse. Yeah, it's called horny goadweed.
This is the one thing that I've never actually bought in person. Oh
it's it's like, um, had a faster struggle longer sort. Yeah,
I mean it doesn't. It's a say good for the libido, but it's
saying also good for other things, just general energy level. Yeah. Yeah,
this is the one thing that I've never actually bought and taken to the
counter. It's the only thing that I've ever gotten Click and collect from except
they got me a day because, um, I bought it under Guy Davis.
But my full name is Robert Guy Davis, as you know. And
I'm gonna need to see some a D. So I pull out the driver's
licensing Robert G. Davison. Yeah, the G standswer guy. This guy's
clearly new. He's like, I'm gonna fully the rules of chemist me.
Mate, who the fuck else is going to pick this up? Who else
is going to pick up this bag? You should have put your billing address
as well, and usually addressed. The dress matches the idea. It's fine,
correct, correct, But his superiors or a game around trying to walk
us through the process. And she said, now what did you buy?
I have to say the counter's horny goat wed. Oh no, it's like
I specifically did all this so I wouldn't have to say the words horny and
goat we out loud in a shop. What happened? I got my horny
and everybody who's happy, and I do mean everybody, and that is that's
good story. I've had to pick up once a like a it was a
vibrant or a dildoy for a bachelor's party, and I did like clicking click,
I'm I don't want to go to six Cylanders like Brows and Perus through
the Dialdoy's and stuff. So I'm like I ordered online. I picked it
up and he was like looking through and he's like the guy. He was
just like, so is it, Brandon? Was it? He goes was
it the eight inch or the the ten inch? And I was like,
oh, man, give me, give me anything I want to get out?
Why you yelling all these people just like look like might I don't know
what you got to move for the I don't know what you got in mind
for the night, Brenda, but count me out. But I remember the
eight inch of the tennache and I was like, I don't know, just
give me anything that's like left, but just give me. Just give me
a cute gumber. But that would be um, that would be a fun
aspect of working in a sex store. Would be embarrassing the customers, but
they don't care. You shouldn't be embarrassed. I shouldn't have been ebarrassed.
I was only like twenty at the times. I was just like, oh
now I'm just like, yeah, fucking whatever, twenty inches go for it.
The bigger the better, The bigger the better. But anyway, where
are we up to? In the episode, um, Jodan's chiller in bed,
they didn't did not have a tenanch jildo. They their child coming in
saying he's going to find a direction for his dad. And we have a
strange little boy. Gerald. I'm getting erection as we speak, so buck
up. Then Cartman, he's still not dead. He thinks his mum's worried
about him. They've gone full like thet He's just he's got that voice down
that that's just the Cartman voice. Yeah, and the boys they leave again.
They're gonna gets because he's pretending that he's um, that his mom was
worried for him, and they say they're gonna get some ice cream, and
then he sings the I Hate Standing Kyle's song. Then the mayor is asking
Randy to solve the heat issue. Then that is a heat issue because um,
because everyone's farting, And he says he wants ten thousand dollars because hes
gotta keep up appearances. You know it might I come with a fee now,
So ten thousand dollars, which I thought it wasn't really all that much
money. I thought Randy might have asked for war. But anyway, I
mean, if you're solving you know, if you're fixing the earth, if
he's solving global warming, you think you could write your own I think he
could write your own ticket. Then we think Chef has found Cartman, who
turns out it is just a dream, the whole taking him a saving him.
Then Rent and that's the only chef. Apiens n get a chef in
the episodes all that often anymore. It feels like he was a big part
of season one and he's drifted apart a bit. Now he's not. He's
not in every episode. But Randy then watches, well, he's fixed.
He's working in the in the basement. He sees Jesus and Pals on Public
Access in the background there and Stan calls up the show because he asked Helen's
to take for Helen's gonna take the Jesus dyeing the cross or Helen to die,
and he's like, this is what actually talking about our global warming here?
And he's like, oh, it sucks hours. Then Mephesto his own
and he says, the whole reason that the global warming has happened is the
cause. It's because of Randy Marsh. He says he ripped a hole through
the ozone layer. And this riot's at town. Everyone's pissed off and everyone's
angry. Everyone wants him dead now. And someone refuses to um, I
think someone refuses the fart right, and they explode. Yeah, it's very
much. I don't believe the science. Someone doesn't believe the science, and
then like yeah, and they created a hole in the ozone layer. And
Randy set has his own his own stations of the Cross as a result of
this, so his statue gets pushed. His statue was the Cross here gets
carrying on his back and he's walking out in the raw throwing rocks at him,
and Garrison says, I don't know you, and then Kyle Kyle joins
in as well. The spontaneous combustion problem esculators mine my people go back to
hold again. Meanwhile, the others on layer continues to deplete as others refuse
to hold in their fights for fear of combustion. As we all know,
the cars for all of this is Randy Marsh, the son of a bitch
who calls himself as scientist. We caught up with mister Marsh earlier today,
and he had this to say. I don't know what to say, but
an asshole. I hate that guy, and so do you. And now
I'm to the weather. It's fucking hot thanks to Randy Marsh, son of
a bitch. But now Randy's hiding out in the basement. He's scared.
Everybody could all want to kill him as a result. Off he's um.
I mean, what he did fixed things, but it also made things bad
as well. But Cartman, he's now on the hill and his vultures flying
over the top. Apparently there's a shot of him at night Cartman, which
nighttime, he's just sort of there and the alien faces on the moon.
I read that somewhere on one I didn't get back and check, but apparently
that's what's what's what it is with out Brovlovsky and Jackson, attorneys at law,
and Gerald they're at work and he ever hears the bold Bob dol Ad
on the radio, bet being impotent, and the stitutes arrived and as he
said, they're coming in. Cancer all over the bodies and they take their
clothes off and hot bodies, hot bodies, yes, And that's what Gerald
needed. Wasn't it that got things moving? It got things moving in daed
standing, Call and find Randy Dan the bisement. Dad, you've got to
work. People are dying. Dad, You've got to come up with a
solution. Not me. I'm not a scientist. I'm a hack. Even
if I found a solution, those people would still all hate me. Well,
that doesn't matter. I learned something from the stations of the Cross.
What see. At first Jesus was all like, why me, and he
was all pissed off and stuff. But then he saw that what mattered most
was everybody else. So he stopped thinking about his own misery and did what
had to be done. Right as Jesus was dying, he raised his hand
and said, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
You're right, Stanley, You're absolutely right. Hey, that Bible sounds like
kind of a good book. It ain't bad. You should try reading it
sometime, dude. That was star Trek again. Huh, the needs of
the many outweigh they need the few. That was wrath of Coin. Oh
well, Bible, Wrath of Corn was a difference. I love that little
self righteous thing from sure is red. Sometimes what a little asshole. But
it's just that is trade to a t though, Like that's just true and
that's just trades comedy. But then then it's you that's just from the Wrath
of Car. From the Rath of Car. Oh okay. Then Randy gets
to work and we have the montage with the monkey style music and everything.
Yeah, my gal, it's just you can imagine trade, that's forever.
Did you imagine Trade is having the biggest smile on his face when he sings
those songs? All right, now, let's get to work. I been
telling everybody that you're my girl because I'm not wanting to be shy. You
don't have to go with me if you don't want to, just tell everybody
I'm your guy. You and me, girl, it's forever la la la
la. I be everybody out. Yah my god, I'm not bun to
be shy about yah my girl because I'm not fun to be shy. You
don't have to go with me, you don't want to just your guy,
You and me, girl, it's for whatever. Sha la la la la,
you and me? Wow? Yeah, what are you doing? You
have to get started right right right? You feel your mouth and your jaw
moving in a different way when you try to do it like that, as
by your sort of it, you put your your lower teeth a bit forward,
a bit yeah, yeah, yeah. My guy Gerald then arrives and
he's got a big erection. He goes to sort out Sheila and Company store
on the hill, sort around. Yeah, and went out at Randy's house
and could I'm one of your rocks. And then he explains that because they
all the people have right around his house, they want to kill him.
And he explains what's going on, and they still want to throw rocks at
him. I think he explains what does He explain that they must fart when
it's appropriate or funny. That's the only time it's a fart, but sometimes
it's not all the time. Don't don't go farting all the time. And
then we'll find a balance here. And then someone just yeah, if you
still want to throw rocks at me, go for it. One gota throws
a rock at him because he can't please everybody. Then everybody is supportive of
the of the theory in moderation. And then they go see Cartman and he's
still alive, but he's just incredibly skinny. Now he's lost all of his
way. He's survived the three weeks by his body absorbing all the fat in
his system and gets down. There's going to kick you. Yeah, yeah,
and that is the end of Spontaneous Combustion. Two solid outing so far
in season three. I'm very excited for what's to come. I am indeed,
I am as well. We're very very happy with the way South Parker
is shaping up so far. It's been a pleasure stepping back in time and
yeah, checking out season three. That's only going to get better. Now,
I need you to enlighten me here. The next episode is it pronounced
the Succubus, Sucubus, Succubus, Succubus, the Succubus. It's like a
like a sexy female demon because you've got the Incubus, which is like a
sexy male demon. Also also a new metal band from the early two thousands,
I Believe, and Succubus Incubus saying we wish you here were they emo?
Uh No, I just I tend to think of them like as like
a My favorite meme of all time is that the depressed little kid sitting next
to his locker. I'm gonna go home, listen to Lincoln Pork. It's
like you could. I was of a mind you could substitute incubus for that,
but intervious or are sort of like they they were more like rock,
sort of like a rocky oasis. I think, oh, okay, this
is interesting. But anyway, the Succubus, the Succubus, the succu the
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