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So what you're saying is you're gonna
need a ride from work from me.

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And it's the return of a Hodio
Eric adventure. And only already because it's

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time to get ititch, it's about
to get weird. Be prepared for it

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to get weird. Things you're gonna
get weird. It's getting weird. I'm

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gonna get real weird with it.
Let's get weird. Let's get it work.

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Where get Where are you ready to
get weird with Hoodie and Eric?

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I'm Readymedy listen because you're listening to
the hundred and eighty fourth episode of Let's

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Get Weird. My name is ODDI
many, I'm Eric, and every week

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we come together give you the weird
stories from our lives, the globes,

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the streets, the sheets, the
skies, above the seas belows, oh

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seas below, well we're above sea
level. That's a good one. And

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yourinus and uranus in the internet.
In the Internet, and just navigate this

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thing called life. You don't sneam
again, I don't know. Here's the

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anything is. Eric's car is broken. We'll get into that. And he

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just talked to mechanic, and mechanic
talked like a typical mechanic. You're like,

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oh huh, oh, we just
hero your two hundred dollars' only clear

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when the brakes comes out, Like
oh okay. And so now Eric has

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to go hunt down said mechanic at
the dealership and be like Francisco Ferdinand Fernando

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fred Fred fran fryeah right. Remember
now, I don't know either. You're

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gonna be a world of paying come
a it. You know that's that's gonna

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be. Let check out. So
what's wrong with your car? Baby?

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I had some break issues for the
last two years. I didn't bring it

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in when I thought I had it
messed up. And then yesterday a brake

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pad, part of the brake pad
fell out of the car as I was

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driving to work. So I thought
I could take it to the dealership after

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the fact. And uh, the
brakes went out on me because it broke

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a break caliber and it broke everything
in the car. So and so why

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did you break it because you drove
recklessly? No, I didn't drive recklessly

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never, I've never done that.
It's just I should have taken it in

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when I started hearing the squeaking and
the issues, said I I'd like to

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push it to the limit, the
limit, especially in the Forerunner. The

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fore Runner has definitely been my uh, how old is that car? That

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car? I bought it in twenty
thirteen, so it's a eleven year old

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car. It's an eleven year old
car. Oh baby, it's my tank.

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Man. I don't ever want to
get rid of that car, my

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half to next time. No,
it's always starts with it's something small break,

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because I think it was. I
stupidly should have taken it back to

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the mechanic that I got fixed and
be like, hey, something's up with

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these breaks. They're squeaking along.
My warranty covers it. But I didn't.

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I just tried to power through it
and be like, all right,

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let me be stubborn, which never
is right. So you went in,

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you, I say, to the
dealership. Took it back to the dealership,

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which some would say is a bad
idea because they up charged out the

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wazoo with the dealership. Yes,
Now, did they ask to be like,

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oh, tell you anything else that
needed to be fixed but didn't really

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need to be fixed, any flushes
that you need to do or something.

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No, no cooling engine, no
AC flush that came in for a specific

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reason I said this is one because
like the last time I took it in

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for an oil for the hundred times
and they do They're like, oh,

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well you're back, might have a
back windshield wiper, and I was like,

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oh, it's gonna come off,
and I'm like, that's I never

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used. It comes out off.
This car is riding with me till I

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die or until Max takes it.
One of the two. Well, so

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I love. I feel like every
time I take my car and it's always

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like, yeah, you gotta have
these four flood things flushed. And then

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you want new windshield wipers that'll be
double the price of what you can buy

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them child wipers. Every time I
go in and get you know, they're

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like, do you want new wind
shield wipers? Try and make a deal

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off you, which I get it, you know. And that show Tires

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Now is really gonna screwl out of
Mechanics out because it's like everything's an upside.

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It was good. The shows haven't
seen it, you know, And

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I are looking for a new show
to watch because we finished Bridgerton and so

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like, oh, we need a
new Like it's we're kind of tired of

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passively watching the Office because like,
all right, we're already at like the

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final season. So because watched like
the super No, it's good. It's

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just like we've seen this before.
How do how you keep watching that show

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over and over again? Well it's
the supercut episode, so it's good.

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Deleted scenes that weren't in the actual
episodes originally. Are they gonna drag this

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Office on forever? They just did
the last season, so we'll see.

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We have to spin off. It
is supposed to be called The News,

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the Paper or something, which that
would be in it. He's not in

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it, but it's supposedly supposed to
be set in the same universe as The

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Office, because I would I would
anticipate maybe Rain Wilson Dwight. Maybe I

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didn't watch a show. I've seen
it because you and John talk about it

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so effing much. Wasn't the Paper
about or wasn't dunflore Minfloer a paper store,

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paper company? So why would the
next one be called the Paper?

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There's gonna be about a newspaper company, so I think it's gonna be like

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so the show, remember it started
the like docu comedy series like Parks and

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rec and Modern Family, where like
they're interviewing someone. Modern Family is a

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classic. I'm watching that for the
first time now, which is shocking season

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two now, but I think they're
gonna say, oh, it's the same

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documentary crew they're doing it. That
film the office that's filming this about this

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newspaper now. Oh yeah, yeah, that sounds terrible. It'll be interesting.

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Donald Donald Gleason's in it, who
played Bill Bill Weasley. He also

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familiar from Harry Potter. He's also
us from Force Awakens. He's the ginger

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that like always gets beat up the
oh yeah, the first guy. He

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was also in Peter Rabbit that too, which was actually pretty good. Time

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Travel is what the hell is that
movie? It's a time traveling movie.

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It's a time Amal gleason time travel
about time. That's a good that's a

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good movie. It's got Rachel McAdams
in it too. Yeah, he was

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also him and his dad genetically have
somehow or time travelers and they're able to

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transform time, but like only in
certain amounts. It's like his dad dies

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and it's a whole thing. It's
a good movie. That's a good movie

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to watch. If it's a good
com Okay, hoodie with the wrong It's

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like I experienced things when I'm watching
them rhyme coms. You know, you

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leg are good rom com I'm always
a suck of a good gam you know,

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don't ever do that. Okay,
all right, but anyway, speaking

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of your car, that means I
ate to drive you to the dealership today,

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which means is the return of a
hoodie and Eric adventure, which hasn't

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been done since you broke your leg. Didn't break my leg. I tore

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my quarter sep tendon broke your leg. Well, now speaking of it,

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where it doesn't work, it's next
to a mall which has an eatery or

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five guys, But what's in the
eery? What's in the eatery? Huh

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uh McDonald's Chipotle shake shack, chick
Shake shake, Bananda Express, Bananda uh

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a Charlie's Cheese steak, a Chick
fil A, and then a couple of

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weird little thing he's there. Maybe
we'll see what a sakura chakura okay,

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chakour chaquur and a cinnabun. Well, I don't know if we need to

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be eating a cinnabun. I think
we had a cinnebum because we had,

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like for a free birthday thing.
It was like a lot. There's a

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free like mini cinnabon one high school
cinnamon store. It was dating a girl

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and we went and stopped off at
a cinnamon store and I got a cinnabun,

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put it on her body and ate
it off of her naked. Nice.

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Do you want me to go tit
for tat for you with stories?

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It won't be it won't be tit
for tat, But it's whatever I can

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do on my own level or something. I don't know if I share the

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story with you. What about Do
you remember the movie Meet the Spartans,

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so spin off? Yeah, so
it was in the era of like every

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every company was doing like their own
spinoff, like love Story. So I

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think it was this movie. I'm
pretty sure it was the Lectures. Yeah,

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it was like a knockoff of They
were making fun of all the action

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movies after Scary Movie a year.
I don't remember what year this was in

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high school, says right, there
are two thousand and eight Sweetart, but

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that was after that. Maybe it
wasn't Meat This Mornings. What the hell

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movie was? Well? The important
thing is I don't remember because of what

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happened, not when that movie what
happened after is I told more of this

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story, so it's told. She
was not like annoying. It is my

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first like high school makeout was we
went to go see a movie. I

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thought it was Meet the Spartans,
but apparently it wasn't because it was in

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high school and it doesn't line up. So I don't know what happened there?

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What movie? The hell movie?
I got to go back in my

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year twenty ten ten movies movies?
Yeah, okay, it was an inception.

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Definitely wasn't twenty storty three. Oh, wait to give me twenty It's

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give me twenty eleven movies? On
on there we go then Jedi, don't

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know what that is. No,
it wasn't that. It probably would have

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been a rom com com Ooh the
Switch Out of My League is a great

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movie? Is it? Valentine's Easy
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see Leapier Love and Drugs. I
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we went to the movie theater.
It was my sophomore year of high school

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and we only we didn't we left
during the previews to go make out,

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and I didn't drive it at the
time. She drove, and so my

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mom dropped me off for the date
and because I didn't have my license yet

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or whatever, and so we went
and made out in her car. It

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was behind the movie theater, slashed
this go kart place, and uh then

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once we were done, Micky now
I was like, she was like,

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all right, I gotta go.
Is that cool? And I had to

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wait for my mom's for when the
movie was gonna end, like two hours

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or whatever later, So she had
left probably like an hour into what have

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been the movie run time, and
back then you couldn't go back into the

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movie theater or whatever, right,
so I just walked around the mall for

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no random reason. You're like,
I did it. I paid twenty bucks

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to make out someone to go watch
the movie, and you didn't even watch

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the movie. You don't. I
can't remember what movie was because I didn't

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make it to the actual movie,
I mean to the previews. So I'm

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still that that tells about me.
But it says that you were you pretty

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quick mover Sweeten blind Side blind Side, because I'm trying to like detok time

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of that movie. So mad that
that's twenty ten. You were sophomore in

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high school? Yeah, fudge,
I am old man, you know and

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more. You're hearing for the story
for the first time. Remember, I've

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told you this just bits and pieces, so now you have the full story

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connected dots. Well did you get
mad? You were sophomore in high school.

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You didn't even met her yet.
That's part one. I didn't know

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what I was doing exactly. That's
why you waited. And I waited for

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your mom to can pick it.
Why did you call your mom to can

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pick you up earlier? I don't
know it. In my head, I

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was like, oh, my call. It looks like I defeated. I

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was defeated. Did you have a
cell phone back then? I think so,

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Yeah. It probably would have Like
no, probably would have been like

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a Nokia like love those keyboard thing
or whatever. Yeah, whatever the psychic

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derivatives were, you would a sidekick. It wasn't us sidekick, but it

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was like Nokia's like sprint sidekick.
Ooh, psychic movie. That was a

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great movie, something like this.
Yeah, bow Like everyone had these phones

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from like two thousand and six to
twenty eleven before the iPhone came out,

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So I never had a sidekick.
Man, it was like, oh,

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look at me, And you would
always like it was your fidget cube.

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Of just signing the keyboard up and
down on the screen, you could get

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two forty P videos on that screen. Baby, really? Oh yeah,

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you'd like, I'm gonna download Batman? Was that hell? Batman begins?

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It is so dark on the screen. Black and the grays have molded together.

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What do I do? Where did
that go? He moved it underneath

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the thing there, Sweetish. Yeah, obviously you know that didn't work out

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clearly. But then after picking up
the car today, I need to watch

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six hours of shows. You gotta
watch Hot D House of the Dragon.

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Oh, okay, we call it
hot D on crisis like that. It's

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the initials you're bouncing around on bouncing
freak. You gotta watch three hours of

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the Boys? Am I gonna watch
all three? Watch catch up on the

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Acolyte. I do need to watch
as well, six hours of content.

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Therefore, I do have six hours
because they're all like they're all like hours.

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Well that ac Lie's like thirty minutes, but everything else is like an

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hour, ten hour five? Oh
is it only a thirty eight minute EPI?

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Yeah, you can bang that out
real quick. Yeah, she said,

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what I who know what? Yeah? So I've got a lot to

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do today. But first we've got
to go pick up the four who he's

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gonna take me. I'll buy you
lunch. It's the least I can do.

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And then uh, we buy you
lunch before after I get the car.

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Right, we got to be there
right twelve thirty. So so time

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wise, it just depends because you
gotta be there right twelve thirty. I

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told my twelve thirty. It's not
like they're gona get rid of the car.

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It might Andrew, they're not gonna
give it's Mike. Do you think

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they gave you a car wash for
free or no? Sometimes they do.

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It depends what guy you get or
what the person you get, you know,

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and being how I'm giving them so
much money back, you give you

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a car wash, it costs ten
dollars. Give me the damn wah,

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give me some wipers. I know
they cost you know. The one thing

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they actually have not said about the
fore Runner. I cracked the uh crackdow

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light on the path on the driver's
side, the tail light. It's a

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cracked. They've never mentioned to fix
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a pattern on the lad No,
no, no, because it's cracked on

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the outside. And then I put
some some cealant on it. Huh,

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so it's like you can still see
that it's cracked. It's still like it's

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it was a clear ceiling and it
was done. It wasn't a good job

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do either. But yeah, they've
never mentioned that. Now watch when you

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get there, like, hey,
we noticed here's the thing. You become

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more of a jinx in this ability
more than anything else. I'm just like,

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hey, thank goodness, we don't
have to do that anymore. Next

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day we have to start doing that. Oh man, I can't wait to

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not do that. Oh, it
happened. It happened, and I really

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stopped talking to you guys. Huh, okay, you talk to me.

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I keep drinking this with work,
giving you more and more work to do.

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That's okay. We sew those stupid
calendars up on the freaking windows that

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they don't have nothing that can I
fight with people in the office again.

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I feel like I need to go
back out there and fight with everybody.

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Oh, you're just gonna let it
all loose, everybody. Hey, you

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you roasted boom, You roasted boom, you roasted Yeah, I mean,

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get it all out, I get
that poison out. Do you think I

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could lose my job? No?
The but I think by the time you

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get to the third person and be
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like Eric just needs event right now, actually saying bullshit right now? Well,

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you know I'd start with first,
oh, yeah, this one.

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Yeah, Then I'd go to that
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there, then little guy, then
downstairs, then upstairs downstairs? Exactly who

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is it giving me some diplomatic community, I'm gonna start. No, I

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don't give a crap. No,
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and out, look out, stomach. Get my best friend pinned it away

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from you. Pen give me a
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Toma, which is fine. I
didn't give it to more. It's my

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car, I think if you every
time I look at it. Yeah,

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that's right, bitch, you growing
a wolverine bearder. I need to shave.

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I need to trim it down.
It's getting really nasty. It's itchy.

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At least you can grow one.
You can just get those oils and

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get the thing that opens up your
pores. Why it gets the stage,

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Its like I can't get power through
it one day? You still you still

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like shave shade with the razor right
just the buzzer right now. You haven't

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done that in a while. Huh
the buzzer? No, no, no,

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no, it's the last time I
shave shape. Your wedding was before

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the honeymoon. Yeah, you gotta
you gotta find those because you and Shane

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are the same place where it doesn't
grow right here in which is hilarious.

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That's what can I say? Oh? Some got air drop? I got

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a text? Well, I got
a text. I don't look at you.

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That's important to Can we get you
some oils? Maybe some beard win?

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What are you scared of going down
the path? I can no longer

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go go in the path? I
can't follow. What does that mean I

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got money to buy beard oils?
Oh well, it's expensive. It's a

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pastime. What if we just took
a little syringes or needle? No,

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I don't want anything. It was
in my face. I've seen where that

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goes wrong. Where does it go
wrong? I go too deep? Yeah,

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my tooth tooth. You're gonna find
any dentist when I moved by the

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that's not gonna be fun. Why, well, I haven't gone since twenty

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twenty two. So I think there's
a guy run on the corner and go

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use my take the shirts. They
take our shirts. It's not mine.

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Apparently it takes Delta dental. An't
no baby, all right, let's you

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know what? You know what?
You just hold on you guess what what

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what? I missed you? I
know you missed me. You always missed

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me. And that this is where
we read real miss connections from Washington,

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DC docragslist dot org slash m I
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what went wrong? What went right? And can't we help that all?

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So I should be get involved,
you know, I always think we should,

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but you say, oddly enough,
not a lot for the past week

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only I got five. I looked
caliper break. I thought that's a caterpillar

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break. At first, I was
like, what is that? We have

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our own competition? Uh? Scene
which one speaker DC, Maryland or Virginia

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for the No Maryland last week was
Maryland complete blowout last week? So this

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one in Rockville need a buddy,
just to bro looking for a friend to

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enjoy cinema together and maybe playing hang
for Hang or hung for Hung. Actually

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I think it's hung for hung.
Wait, when they mean cinema together,

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they mean you want to go see
a movie or porn? Oh good call,

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okay? Or maybe you just watched
The Boys and you will find out

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once you watch The Boys. The
Boys it's not a family appropriate show,

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especially the fifth season is the last
season, right, all right? Looking

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for a nice travel woman Tyson's Corner
A Hello, beautiful. Do you live

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in Northern Virginia, Maryland or DC
area? Visiting or are here for work?

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I'm a handsome black man that wants
to meet you. I will devote

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my time for you and the energy
that it takes. Let's chat. Thank

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you? Yeah? Right, he's
looking for a travel woman, just traveler.

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Maybe you're on the silver line.
God, I kind of want to

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take it as a dullest. It
won't take a while. It's going to

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take you a while. When I
had to go to Dallas last week or

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weeks two weeks, two weeks ago, two weeks ago to pick up my

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brother's truck, I looked at that. I was like, that seems like

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a peaceful rideout that way, Like
it definitely falls asleep. Mostly yeah,

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because it's long distances with minimals like
Force, it's like no stops right,

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whereas like you know, and you're
in DC, it's like a stop every

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two blocks or whatever. But like, and so I used to fall asleep

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on the Metro all the time when
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Union station to go home. Mm
hmmm, because I get on in Vienna

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and take the Union, which would
like for an hour in twenty minutes.

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But look, it says there's a
lot of stops open. Yeah, but

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they're all like ten minutes from each
other. Yea, Ashburn, where's the

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Oh okay, what's lit loud and
gateway? What's that? I haven't taken

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it. There's there's the dullest one, but then that's all I thought.

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Dallas was the last one. There's
two more after it. Wow, Okay,

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are they gonna make the Orange line
bigger? No? No, I

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can't because the express lane blocks where
it would go. What express lane?

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So like where Vienna is, that's
where then the express lanes are at to

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block its. You can't like extend
it, yeah, because they chose express

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lanes over extending the Metro. Yeah, es actually have that those like middle

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exits that you can, like if
you're on the express lane. You have

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the express exit. So they can't
build under those. They could, they

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would just cost it and would take
twenty five years, like the damn Potomac

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Road in uh DC is gonna take. So yeah, next one anywhere,

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it says Gath's looks Rockville, Rockhilly's
Rockville dom seeking ebony sub Yeah, I'm

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an intelligent, professional, clean,
assertive, handsome white male sir seeking that

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sub female. Get it, get
it boy, Next one you So this

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one was the first one was near
a little more, a little bit of

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false churchy. This one's Tyson's Corner, proper, proper, all right?

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Missing my new girlfriend Tyson's. I'm
looking for a new girlfriend near Tyson's.

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Let's meet and see what happens.
I will pay for dinner. Oh,

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I mean we're if you got to
choose any restaurant in Tyson's Corner, where

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would you go eat for a date? Ooh, I'm talking normal Tysons,

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not Tyson's Galleria. Uh, there's
that earl Eddie V. No, what's

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the one next season fifty two?
No, that's not season fifty two?

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Is it eddie V's. Then must
be eddie v Eddie V's or the Greenhouse

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Place, Greenhouse. It's down the
street from Tyson's the mall. It's called

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Greenhouse. I think that's what it's
called. Eryl Bushell, Earl's Kitchen,

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Earls, that's it. Yeah,
Earl's Kitchen and Bar. I've been there.

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It's pretty good. No oh,
Chima Chima's. But you're in at

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the meat sweats Coastal Flats. No
type in greenhouse. I think that's the

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name of it, Greenhouse Bistro.
Yes, that's in Vienna technically, but

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it's Tyson's. No Zoom mount,
zoom mount. Right, okay, right,

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right, right, that's considered Vienna. That this yeah, because it

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get out of here. How's that
Vienna? Because tyson Tysons Corner is closer

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to the highway and once you start
getting past it, that's Vienna technically,

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because Vienna is not that big.
Vianna is like just this area up to

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the highway. Right here, This
is Vienna. Okay, You guys make

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no sense to your neighborhoods in Virginia
and our last one. Where the hell

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is that another brig? No?
Not, here's the board here. German

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Town's right there where the hell is
near Seneca Creek State Park. It's Poolsville,

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Okay. Tuesdays and Wednesday activity partners
Dickerson white male seeking the same,

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the same for an activity partner.
I'm looking for activities Tuesday evening and all

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day Wednesday, looking for someone that
can travel to me because the ain't no

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metro out there. Well, there
you go. Today is Tuesday? Are

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we gonna go to Dickerson? Is
that where? All? Right? I've

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been going there unfortunately. But what
we will be going on as an adventure

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will be detailing that next week.
Your boys going on a solo trip tomorrow

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to watch ae W live in the
Eagle Bank Arena in Fairfax. I'll report

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on that next week on how solo
tripp to wrestling goes, because that'll be

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interesting, I think I will.
It just depends where they see. They

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seat me, they're gonna see you
the nosebleeds and they're like, yeah,

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let's go, or you put me
up in the front watch TV. Baby.

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I'll let you know a w Sorry
I can't go. That's okay,

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next time. Bad for the next
time. And Mara said, hell,

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no, okay, that's fine.
I so love you. But you can

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follow me on social Media's at Andrew
Hoodie with the why to see what goes

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down at a W or you can
call Eric at mister eric V. That's

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m R E R I c k
V. Always remember to have a great

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week and then it's okay. It'd
be weird and sexy. It got weird,

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didn't they. Yeah,