WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.919 --> 00:00:11.160 So beautiful people. That is your baby mama, favorite baby Mama, Stormy 2 00:00:11.160 --> 00:00:16.640 Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Sib the modern day female 3 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:20.640 perspective. Dam's son. Back at it again and back at that again. 4 00:00:20.679 --> 00:00:24.480 We're playing with half the home team today. We got my man Danity Kid 5 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:28.359 in the building. Danity Kane, and I keep mixing up you and Keb's 6 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:31.800 name. He's not here. I always mix it up. That's fine, 7 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:35.399 I'm up anyway, Dandy Kane. It's supposed to being Danny Kane. So 8 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:39.560 boom, Dannity Kane. That's that's what hey, motherfuckers, y'all know what 9 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:43.880 it is. And listen, we got a special guest in the building today. 10 00:00:44.039 --> 00:00:47.759 I don't really get excited about too many episodes, but a bit she 11 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:53.119 is excited today. Yes, we got the six two small Forward from North 12 00:00:53.200 --> 00:01:00.640 for the f Philly My Girl East from East podcast. So say, y'all, 13 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:07.920 listen, I'm so excited to have you here, not only because you're 14 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:12.519 a fellow tall bitch, yes, also because you're also a beautiful brown bitch 15 00:01:12.519 --> 00:01:15.719 as well. Yes, God damn we out here, Stormy. We're probably 16 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:19.400 gonna get flagged for being too sexy for this podcast. I'm not gonna lie. 17 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:23.239 I did get a notification the last time we did a pod together, 18 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:26.079 and it was like, yo, y'all can't do this no more. They 19 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:30.280 were going crazy crazy talking man shit, cash shit. But you know we 20 00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:34.239 don't care, not a damn bit. Listen. So you know I told 21 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:37.359 you that, like, I haven't really been dating, I haven't really been 22 00:01:37.359 --> 00:01:41.000 doing much. Right, So I went on a date, bitch when reasoning, 23 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:44.719 yes, yes, what happened? I went on a date, right, 24 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:49.959 and Stormy stop because you like pretty niggas. What are you sapping to 25 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:53.400 date? How you look? Okay, So he's a pretty nigga, he 26 00:01:53.480 --> 00:02:02.480 got a notice ring beautiful nigga, and he buffet shit. Yeah yeah, 27 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:07.280 yeah, but yeah. So I go on the step and the food comes 28 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:13.560 out, and this man had the audacity to bend his head and bless the 29 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:21.639 food. Girl my coushus like my coush got wet in the name of Jesus. 30 00:02:21.639 --> 00:02:24.639 Like I don't think it was supposed to or that it should, but 31 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:28.479 I realized the sexiest thing a man can do for me, it's bless my 32 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:30.800 food, prayer with my shit. You're prayed with my food and my pussy. 33 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:38.280 That's romantic. He's a keeper like Zam. He grabbed her hand though 34 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:40.560 that he like, hey, he reached out for the fucking handst me. 35 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:44.840 He initiated the prow. He gave him some pussy that night. He man 36 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:50.520 deserved pussy or the first day. You know, I did not give out 37 00:02:50.520 --> 00:02:53.680 the usci wally, But honestly, I feel like if someone ever and like 38 00:02:54.039 --> 00:02:59.439 deserved it, it would be it would be him. Like cute, I 39 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:01.400 ain't had my could you get wet off something that somebody did in a long 40 00:03:01.439 --> 00:03:05.800 time? That was like, that's unheard of, That's never happened to me 41 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:08.759 before. And I'm alone, lass fucking woman. Now I'm jealous. Damn, 42 00:03:08.840 --> 00:03:13.080 bro who told you that? And you know every guy got an old 43 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:15.039 head that teach him some flot ships. He had pastor's kid though, no 44 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:23.599 I was judging at me. I'm sorry, bro, like who raised you? 45 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:27.800 That's dope. So other than that, he opened the doors, I'm 46 00:03:27.840 --> 00:03:32.120 guessing he opened all the doors. He paid for everything. He like, 47 00:03:32.479 --> 00:03:35.479 opened the doors when I got it in when I got out, because you 48 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.919 know, some niggas be slick, they'll open for you to get in it. 49 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:39.080 Yes, and then you gotta get out on your own, your own. 50 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:43.080 Yeah, Stormy. Wait, so I'm jealous because I wanted a date 51 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:46.199 recently and the guy when I got there, we met there and he went 52 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:49.080 inside without me. That was the first right. Then he called me and 53 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:54.000 said, each do you have cash Apple Bay? And I'm like, wow, 54 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:57.199 I'm a hooker. You gotta pay me for the date. He said, 55 00:03:57.240 --> 00:03:59.919 I left my bottle at home. See, you don't get the pretty 56 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:02.680 good niggas, and I get the bullshit as you got Apple pay niggas. 57 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:06.240 And I'm a little jealous. Hold on, hold on, hold one soon 58 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:09.400 as y'all got in the restaurant, No no, no, no no. 59 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:12.840 When he got in the restaurant, I was still because you're still. He 60 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:15.079 maybe had the door open door for me. Maybe he wanted to order you 61 00:04:15.079 --> 00:04:18.439 an appetizer. He wanted to send me money because he left his wallet at 62 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:21.519 home. Maybe he's done in wow. Maybe he went at first because he 63 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:25.800 wanted to order you some dumplings or something. No, nigga was impatient, 64 00:04:26.759 --> 00:04:29.920 wait for me outside. He was so impatient he left his like a wallet 65 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:33.959 basically basically, but you get the pretty nigga that's gonna pray with the food. 66 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:39.279 Listen him. Now, did he give you any red flags before then 67 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:41.800 that he was gonna be one of them niggas. The problem was he was 68 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:44.879 a friend of a friend, so I was kind of too lenient with him. 69 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:48.199 Yeah, I ain't set my expectations prior to the day, so when 70 00:04:48.199 --> 00:04:51.279 we got there, he was too friendly, he was too familiar. He 71 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:54.680 just was like, you're just fucking each I'm like, no, bitch, 72 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:59.120 I'm asha like on a date, like say my government name. You know 73 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:01.399 what I'm saying. Now, question did he get points because he still was 74 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:05.199 paying? He overpaid, He sent me more money than with the buildings. 75 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:09.480 But it still was the thing. When I put my card out, it 76 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:13.160 was other niggas looking like, dude, you know what I'm saying, Like 77 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.800 that was the weird part, Like the men are looking at me paid for 78 00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:17.399 this day although I'm not paying, but I'm paying. Yeah, so you 79 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:23.240 lost the points regardless. Now, question hypothetically speaking, who would lose more 80 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:29.800 points? Him cash upping you and you having to pay then, or if 81 00:05:29.839 --> 00:05:32.519 you'll want to get gas afterwards and you had to pay for the gas or 82 00:05:32.639 --> 00:05:38.079 he got to pump your own gas. Oh yeah, yeah, now we 83 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:41.120 have sons, and I know our sons pumped our gas. Yes, if 84 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:44.000 a man upon my gas said you're gonna be I'm be like, can't you 85 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:46.160 going to store? I'm leave you at the gas and I'm pulling the off. 86 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:48.759 You know what's crazy, my son, he's so sheltered, right, 87 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:54.240 I had this nigga pump the gas. He pulls the nozzle out with the 88 00:05:54.279 --> 00:05:58.040 gas still going, oh my god, got gas all on his damn uniform, 89 00:05:58.079 --> 00:06:00.639 shoes, pants, everything, put all up, fucked it all up. 90 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:02.920 And then when we get in the house, he's talking about, oh 91 00:06:02.920 --> 00:06:10.240 mommy, my feet burning. Ain't doing that? Was that? Luke on 92 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:15.879 you what you're doing? Said? Take it off? Nia, take it 93 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:19.800 off? Tell because my kids shelton too. So his dad always called me 94 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:23.600 like you gotta stopped doing He me, brough you gotta stopped. I'm like, 95 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:25.639 yo, cool out. Yes, but I'd be like, I guys, 96 00:06:25.639 --> 00:06:28.120 stop doing that shit. But I'm not gonna tell him that. But 97 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:30.120 no, no, no, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 98 00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:33.639 Let my baby cry. My baby cried my whole here right here. But 99 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:35.720 I ain't gonna tell you that. I'm gonna talk to him later like yeah, 100 00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:39.000 we gotta calm down on the ranch. But you know whatever, But 101 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:41.360 no, Toby, really, if I went on a date with a guy 102 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:43.879 and he didn't pay for the gas and he's in the car, why are 103 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:45.959 you in the car with me? Then? And you're in a car with 104 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:47.800 me and I need gas and you should pay for the gas. I agree, 105 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:50.160 I agre see my gas. I come on because I love the ride 106 00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:54.040 around on eat and I get in Delaware, Jersey, I'm not pumping gasing 107 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:56.439 fully. I'm gonna eat right now, big dog, real shit, like 108 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.160 I'm getting gasing while I'm onna be in Jersey. You gotta saying so you 109 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:01.000 see my I'm on, hello, pop my gas for me? Now what 110 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:05.959 if he hands you the cash like from the passenger seat like here you go 111 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:10.680 back? That's still wow because you want me to get out and for myself 112 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:12.879 in danger. Well if the gas station get robbed, I'm in a fucking 113 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:15.560 gas station and you in a car all safe and you're gonna pull off an 114 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:19.319 So which one is worse? Because they both get you money the gas station 115 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:23.920 because you probably leave me at the restaurant. You know, I mean we 116 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:28.399 can just like whatever, wen, Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. 117 00:07:28.639 --> 00:07:31.560 Every nig in my life. I call it when I leave him too all 118 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:35.800 right, fuck all, y'all um. I decided though, like you know, 119 00:07:36.319 --> 00:07:40.720 with me being conscious about going out and dating, I'll go on a 120 00:07:40.759 --> 00:07:45.279 few dates, but I'm really, really really conscious about taking my time and 121 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:48.839 getting to know somebody before I decide I want to seriously or take them seriously. 122 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:54.279 And it's not because like I'm being intentional. It's because I'm sick of 123 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:57.879 choosing a wrong fucking friend. Like I don't know about you, but my 124 00:07:57.959 --> 00:08:01.040 track record for choosing the U leave, the broke or the cordeous one, 125 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:05.199 I'm on an old bitch. Listen, Stormy. I think it's us. 126 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:09.839 I think it's somewhere inside of us to we're insecure about something because it's the 127 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:13.720 it's the nice guy who has a great job and he's doing the right things 128 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:16.000 that we just don't want to approach or give it time a day to you 129 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:18.519 get what I'm saying. And I feel like I've been on this new thing 130 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:22.480 for like the last two years when I'm letting my body lead, not my 131 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:26.399 mom or my or my heart, right, just my body, Like who 132 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:30.000 am I kind of communicate we're a head of chemistry with I'm gonna happen sex 133 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:33.080 with that sounds spiritual, but I've had sex in a year. So I 134 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:37.120 was saying, this body is fucking up. You get I'm saying, like, 135 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:39.000 what am I doing wrong? So I can't help you, Stormy because 136 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:41.840 I'm in the same boat, like damn, you get what I'm saying. 137 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:46.559 What we're gonna do. I think we're gonna have to settle for getting shorter 138 00:08:46.639 --> 00:08:50.200 niggas. No, I'm never going there, get me up to row me 139 00:08:50.279 --> 00:08:52.679 up the island. I'm leaving the island. I don't want to be with. 140 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:54.440 No. If I got my arm around you and you're smugling at me 141 00:08:54.519 --> 00:08:58.919 like this, this is wrong. It's extra that come be both of us 142 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:03.039 up. You know what trouble now? No, I think that short guys 143 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.679 and mighty mouse stay all need love too. Yeah, but not from Easia 144 00:09:05.759 --> 00:09:11.879 story didn't. Yeah, I agree, But I think that there's somebody for 145 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:13.799 everybody. Yes, yes, No, I love short menton. I'm a 146 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:20.879 bunch of short mel friends. I just can't date them. I found that 147 00:09:20.159 --> 00:09:24.720 even when I do try to give short guys a chance, even when I 148 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:28.919 do give shorts guys a chance, a lot of them have this weird ass 149 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:31.639 Napoleon complex. Yes, yeah, and they always drive trucks and hop out 150 00:09:33.519 --> 00:09:39.559 down down. I thought you was bigger. And it always goes from hey, 151 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:45.600 okay, yeah, that's that's what's up. My cousin called me the 152 00:09:45.600 --> 00:09:48.200 other day because she was up. She was on this up. I guess 153 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:50.879 they didn't app and she kept trying something to get on the thing that they 154 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:54.159 know they have the best guys hold on which one. It's not hinge, 155 00:09:54.240 --> 00:09:56.840 it's one you gotta pay for it, and it's like a it's like a 156 00:09:56.879 --> 00:10:01.000 secret society. Girl. I know you're not talking about be okay. I'm 157 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:03.679 an ask her. It's not be okay, be okay. It's trash? 158 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:07.519 Is it everything I asked for me every time I want be okay? It 159 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:13.120 was just drug dealer, couch surfer, trash, trash, trash like I've 160 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:16.120 never seen any good people and be okay. Really yeah, See, I'm 161 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:18.440 scared to do it because I fought I'm gonna get catfish and it happened to 162 00:10:18.480 --> 00:10:20.639 her. She said she went to me there with a guy. She said 163 00:10:20.639 --> 00:10:22.919 he pulled up in the truck. She was like, she was cute online. 164 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:26.600 Good job, she hopped out, no line. He was a little 165 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:30.879 person. She said. She was afraid to be like, we can't go 166 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:33.559 on this day now, hold on, hold on, hold. She swore 167 00:10:33.639 --> 00:10:35.559 she was not lying to me because she's got me a picture. He was 168 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:39.559 short or he was a little person, A little person says like under four 169 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:43.799 a lift, yes, a little something. Let me know, because I 170 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:46.200 like like a little person. He had a big hand, thick thought, 171 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:50.039 yes, and little arms and little arms she said he was were hand and 172 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:52.919 everything she said, she she said, she said, I think everybody was 173 00:10:52.919 --> 00:10:54.080 looking at me, but I'm like, maybe wasn't here here? She said, 174 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:58.399 no, they was fucking scaring. I said, you didn't see it 175 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:01.519 in the pictures, like his head was a little bit. Yeah, she 176 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:05.120 said everything was. And she said the pictures you couldn't tell. Hold on, 177 00:11:05.240 --> 00:11:09.480 hold on, hold on, yes, do you know? I don't 178 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:16.879 even know what would I do if I met up with somebody or the appened 179 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:18.840 there was a little person every roof for you used to leave? Right? 180 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:22.600 Yeah? Is that catfish? Though? I would think, because put that 181 00:11:22.679 --> 00:11:26.240 ain't your bio? Right? Why do I have to put that in that 182 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:28.840 biot? Hold? I feel like y'all discriminated. No, because I put 183 00:11:28.879 --> 00:11:31.960 mind is my bio, because what I would I'm saying, I feel like 184 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:33.919 on the day and app you should put that in your bio. I don't 185 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:35.159 want women to put it in anybody because I felt like people try to take 186 00:11:35.159 --> 00:11:39.120 advantage of them. Really. Yeah, but you know, I met this 187 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:43.200 guy. He's like so big, He's like six to four, He's like 188 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:46.120 three hundred pounds. I love this man. I want him to lay on 189 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:48.720 me and suffocate me. Yeah. I think it's a kink of mine, 190 00:11:48.759 --> 00:11:50.960 but I would love for him to do that to me. Yeah. I 191 00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:56.519 can't talk to him because the way I met him through a friend. It's 192 00:11:56.559 --> 00:12:03.000 like he's a coach and I can't do that. Yeah, right, But 193 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:05.679 I'm a masturbate to the thought of that ship as much as I can. 194 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:13.960 I Have you watched Beef? No? We were you talking about the new 195 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:16.679 a new uh serions? Yeah? Serially? Yeah. The only reason I'm 196 00:12:16.679 --> 00:12:22.240 bringing up because you said masturbation, and immediately the girl is like masturbating with 197 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:28.720 a gun. Yeah, gun, like she know, a literal gun. 198 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:33.080 She's like rubbing it on her neck and clicking it and it's not like and 199 00:12:33.120 --> 00:12:37.440 then she's like rubbing it on her coach and clicking it is vicause I'm scart 200 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:39.440 pussy, I know, That's what I was scared. Every time she pulled 201 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:43.120 it back, I said, thanks, are happening, but no, she 202 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:48.519 just was random back to it. Not the coach. Yeah, yeah, 203 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:54.440 yeah coach. I'd rather her gun and masterbate. Yeah, I really wanted. 204 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:56.759 I really want to suck you. Now, speaking of people you can't 205 00:12:56.759 --> 00:13:01.559 fuck right, have you ever been in this situation where you chose the wrong 206 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:09.159 front absolutely fucking lootly? And was it just a did you notice right away 207 00:13:09.399 --> 00:13:11.960 or did you notice like the more you and the guy got to know each 208 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:15.120 other and he slowly brought people around, it was like a group dad or 209 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:20.200 so listen, So I have friends since college's been friends for a very long 210 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:24.279 time, and he's like the perfect guy. If you had to pick a 211 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:26.759 guy out that I would want to like be with, it was him. 212 00:13:26.399 --> 00:13:31.000 Tall, handsome, nice body, cool guys. This is the one you 213 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:33.320 picked. This is the guy though that he was like, he's a friend 214 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:35.000 of mine. He was so cool. Yeah, we don't vacation one time 215 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:39.639 and finally years years years, like we do on vacation and I'm like, 216 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:41.240 look, I was so drunk. He was like he was drunk. It 217 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:46.200 was all of it together. Everybody left, but he stayed and we had 218 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:54.720 set whoa And he had the smallest dick. So what happens when your best 219 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:58.120 when your friend have a small dick? You're not friends no more? Who 220 00:13:58.200 --> 00:14:00.840 said that? Now? Why y'all can't be friends? Because now I'm always 221 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:03.080 looking at him like the small man on the corner. My whole thing is, 222 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:05.120 if we're friends, I'm gonna call you in your little dick. I 223 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:07.879 can't. I can't look at him no more because expectations is up here, 224 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:11.600 tall, handsome dress, nice, great job, and then you pull out 225 00:14:11.600 --> 00:14:13.320 the small dick, like you better than me. Soon as I got home, 226 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:16.360 I would have sent that a picture of a fucking hot cheese shrub. 227 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:26.639 I would think about you when everything reminds you with him, like yes, 228 00:14:28.279 --> 00:14:31.480 no, yes, like so if ruined everything? So we're not friends anymore. 229 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:33.879 And that's fucked up because I miss our friendship. But it's just awkward. 230 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:37.639 Now. Now, how you know all his friends I got a little 231 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:41.080 dicks? I would think now they all do because they all look like him. 232 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:43.679 All of them are like handsome guys and good guys, and it's like 233 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:46.919 y'all must have really small penises. How they're all guilty by associations. And 234 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:50.840 then I can't take no more annual trips anymore because it's awkward. And we 235 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:54.320 took any trips for like I don't know eight years. Do you think he 236 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:56.480 know that? Like, oh, he knows because afterwards the next day we 237 00:14:56.480 --> 00:15:00.759 were still on our vacation and he wouldn't look at me. How many days 238 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:03.399 were left? Like two? It was like the last day he just was 239 00:15:03.440 --> 00:15:07.360 awkward. Nah, And I'm like, because I know, I know, 240 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:09.440 I coot you good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I 241 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:13.960 ain't gonna complain if a man really complaint like that pussy was dry, bro, 242 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:18.600 Like is there a complaint box? Like where do you where do you 243 00:15:18.639 --> 00:15:20.919 see the coggestion at the door before you do at the household on a bitch 244 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:28.919 wold a bitch water? What if you had like a yelp review column, 245 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:35.360 what would you what would your yelp reviews to be like girl? They would 246 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:37.200 saying I was too aggressive then, but like they can be write three stars, 247 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:41.240 like she was too aggressive, she wasn't letting me fuck her. She 248 00:15:41.279 --> 00:15:43.399 was trying to suck me like she just was doing the most, Like, 249 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:46.639 oh, I would have three stars, I wouldn't have five. What would 250 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:50.879 you have for me? I would have I would have three stars, but 251 00:15:50.919 --> 00:15:54.320 for different reasons. What uh? She was trying to play with my butt? 252 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:03.440 She was trying to play but that bussies. Um she nuts loudest, 253 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:11.840 fuck girl, I am loud, and it's like a pig squealing. It's 254 00:16:11.879 --> 00:16:15.559 inaudible, really, and I can't control it. Like, don't try to 255 00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:18.519 sneak fuck me. I'm not. You can't sneak fuck me. You can't, 256 00:16:18.559 --> 00:16:21.399 So you can't fuck the guy who broke in his mama's basement. No 257 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:25.320 no, no no no no no no no no no no money not me, 258 00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:26.799 not me, not me. Well, I'm gonna get you in trouble. 259 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:29.720 I ain't gonna hold you. I'm gonna get you in trouble. I'm 260 00:16:29.759 --> 00:16:33.879 sorry. I'm with the house. Cod come down like fucking well, titty's 261 00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:38.039 sagging all over the place. Yes, yes, I'm getting Brandon fucked up 262 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:42.080 for sure. So you're telling yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I 263 00:16:42.120 --> 00:16:45.679 mean is it because you don't come I have orgasms a lot, or because 264 00:16:45.679 --> 00:16:48.799 that's just you you're just going to be loud. Oh no, I think 265 00:16:48.840 --> 00:16:52.679 I'm just retarded. Was a good orgasm and make you be retarded? Yeah, 266 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:56.039 good orgasm, we'll turn you retarding. You ever started throwing up gang 267 00:16:56.080 --> 00:17:04.039 sids like holding? Yes? Yes, a good orgasm will shut all that 268 00:17:04.039 --> 00:17:07.440 shit down. Yes for sure, yes, for sure? Yes. Um 269 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:14.039 wow, this is ridiculous. Um, you don't speaking of orgasms? Um 270 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:18.720 the great prophet, Doctor Meghan Lead the Stallion Junior King, she's the best, 271 00:17:18.799 --> 00:17:21.720 all of them, all of them. Yes, I said, Doctor 272 00:17:21.759 --> 00:17:26.119 Meghan Lead the Stallion King Junior. Yeah, that's what I said. Um. 273 00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:29.000 She once said, you know I ain't come, boy, if you 274 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:33.319 had to ask me, yes, don't fucking ask me. Don't ask me. 275 00:17:34.559 --> 00:17:38.640 I have never been more turned off, even if I wanted to fuck 276 00:17:38.640 --> 00:17:42.200 you again, even if I did come, if you ask me, if 277 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:45.160 I came, I don't want to have sex with you ever again. That's 278 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:48.559 very true. Yes, because I know you can. I am no locking 279 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:52.599 because those are men that aren't pleasers. I like the men as are pleasers 280 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:56.079 that are pleasers. But she ever fucked mine? Want to please you too 281 00:17:56.160 --> 00:18:00.400 much? Yes, First of all, I'm good. I don't on a 282 00:18:00.440 --> 00:18:03.799 head, come fuck me, come stick me. I don't think I'm I 283 00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:07.799 don't think I need like head for a very long time. I don't either, 284 00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:08.680 And my friends to be trying to clown me, make it this seem 285 00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:12.079 like I'm crazy. I don't need all that head like, don't get me 286 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:15.440 wrong, Like when you have to pull out and do a little head so 287 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:18.160 you don't come. You can tolerate that a little, but you're doing you're 288 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:22.599 looking for a half hour straight. That's too much yet off me, especially 289 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:25.559 for summer time. You know I'm gonna dry out. I don't got that 290 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:29.400 much time. Don't lot the ceiling. Seriously, girl, we've benna go 291 00:18:29.400 --> 00:18:32.000 to the Saharah doesn't real quick. And now you're gonna be looking at me 292 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:33.559 like I need to drink more water. Yeah I'm drying it out, yes, 293 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:37.599 yes, yeah, yeah, no. I like a pleaser. But 294 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:38.680 like I mean, if you're going from like the pussy to the ass, 295 00:18:38.680 --> 00:18:41.039 the pussy to the ass, and you come back up and you kind of 296 00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:44.880 like fuck me a little bit and they're going back, just just spirit it 297 00:18:44.920 --> 00:18:48.880 all out, don't my pussy for too long, And it's like come on 298 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:52.799 bro, yes, yeah there it's easy. But we mean you said prior 299 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:57.079 that kind of means if you're hiding a small penis or I have this theory 300 00:18:57.079 --> 00:19:02.400 in my head, then I don't don't. I'm not into older men because 301 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:04.720 I find every older man dick is wet immediately before you even touch it. 302 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:07.839 Hold on, man, you know what I mean. I really think that's 303 00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:12.839 a real thing. What older men that's like maybe forty and over, like 304 00:19:12.839 --> 00:19:15.960 it's moist. I find that dick is always wet. It's damp. Yes, 305 00:19:17.079 --> 00:19:21.559 like if you put your hand in that pants and it's drippy, always 306 00:19:21.559 --> 00:19:23.440 gonna pre come time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't even do 307 00:19:23.480 --> 00:19:26.519 anything yet. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not too crazy about the pre 308 00:19:26.599 --> 00:19:30.720 come ni. I don't like that. I don't like it. Every time 309 00:19:30.759 --> 00:19:34.319 we have sex, I reach down in your drawers and you moist. That's 310 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:37.359 like a pussy, Like what were doing what I see to get you wet? 311 00:19:37.400 --> 00:19:40.319 Bro was like, what are we doing? Right? Like what do 312 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:42.160 I do? I don't like that, so that that's a turn off for 313 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:45.759 me. I like a nigga that I gotta like kind of like get him 314 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:48.599 rolled up. But Stormy, this is the weirdest thing. And I just 315 00:19:48.799 --> 00:19:52.920 whatever. I like a gal when you see him soft, his look really 316 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:57.119 really small. But that shit gets you like to grow. You like, 317 00:19:59.119 --> 00:20:03.680 what's your daddy name? Yeah, yes, yes, yes, I come. 318 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:07.440 Damn, I'm gonna drink. I'm not gonna lie. I don't really 319 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:12.000 like the the showers because then I feel disappointed when it's nothing else there, 320 00:20:12.119 --> 00:20:15.160 Like it's like you gained like an inch or two. It's like this. 321 00:20:15.319 --> 00:20:19.960 It is it. And it's not to say that it's going to be small. 322 00:20:21.279 --> 00:20:25.160 It's just the fact that it doesn't blossom. It makes it even feel 323 00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:27.279 like explosion. I feel like I'm getting shirt changed here. It's a little 324 00:20:27.400 --> 00:20:30.599 when you buy a fire crack in a box that load on you hitting the 325 00:20:30.599 --> 00:20:37.000 ground, black pettle. I want me sparkle am eighty or some shitt like 326 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:41.759 bitch. I want to have to say, moving back there, brack it 327 00:20:41.799 --> 00:20:49.119 off. I'm gonna get a hand like this bro all right, yes, 328 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:52.319 yes, I want to say back it up, tar on the dick. 329 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:56.079 That's what I want to do. I want to be like deeper and he'd 330 00:20:56.079 --> 00:20:57.680 be like that's all. I gotta have nothing else for you, like nothing 331 00:20:59.319 --> 00:21:02.160 it's not going for Had someone ever told me you don't have anything else. 332 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:03.799 No, they just keep trying, and he like, I know you trying, 333 00:21:03.920 --> 00:21:08.240 but the fucking little engine that good. I come on, Thomas, 334 00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:15.240 Yo, yo yo, I'm crying, y'all. This fucking air here is 335 00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:18.480 broke and I'm swearing my ass off with each and it's fucking sugella and I 336 00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:21.880 can't take it. I can't take you. I'm not gonna make it, 337 00:21:21.920 --> 00:21:23.799 y'all. I'm gonna pass out from dehadration. I can't girls go out? 338 00:21:25.119 --> 00:21:32.119 Who bitch um? So I saw a post that said, now that we're 339 00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:36.359 older, why y'all give Poppy your picture to put in the corner store? 340 00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:41.960 Bitch? And I figured it out. I figured it out. That was 341 00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:47.559 the first Explore page. That was the first Explore page. Thinking about it, 342 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:49.319 You go to a new neighborhood, you go in the corner store, 343 00:21:49.400 --> 00:21:52.839 you see all the fun niggas up there. That was the first Explore page. 344 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:55.799 Yes, or you're go in the hair store. Everybody who stole in 345 00:21:55.839 --> 00:22:00.599 the hair store before all that putses up there page, Yo, strem me 346 00:22:00.599 --> 00:22:03.079 you onto some shit. How many sport pages? I haven't been on any 347 00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:07.480 because I've always been like I think I'm not photogenic. You didn't do go 348 00:22:07.559 --> 00:22:10.480 to photo star. No, my sisters did. I would take them down 349 00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:11.559 here, but I never did it. You ain't never took a picture like 350 00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:15.920 this? None, I have none. It isn't that why I have not. 351 00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:18.880 I've always been like ugly in pictures. I felt, hold on, 352 00:22:18.920 --> 00:22:22.400 hold on. You ain't never put on a wife beat or some gauchos and 353 00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:23.759 a belt that had your name on it and with the photo star and took 354 00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:26.559 your picture. Nope, not the diamond belt. Nope. Yes, no, 355 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:32.240 I never start. Yes, I've always been so weird with pictures like 356 00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:34.279 serious, I don't believe you. Promise. I called my sister and I'm 357 00:22:34.480 --> 00:22:38.039 always took a bunch of I'm like like this and a w from on the 358 00:22:38.039 --> 00:22:41.519 floor. Are you like this? Oh? I got the picture, but 359 00:22:41.559 --> 00:22:45.400 you got the white pillar in the background, not me. And everybody had 360 00:22:45.440 --> 00:22:48.759 that swoop to the side or the pump or order pony tail with a flip. 361 00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:49.319 Yes, you know what I'm saying. I like you. No, 362 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:52.000 I've never I don't know why I like I said. I've always though I 363 00:22:52.039 --> 00:22:56.359 was not photogenic, so I never ever took those pictures, which I wish 364 00:22:56.359 --> 00:23:00.440 I did. Looking back. Yes, but you don't even say shit. 365 00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:03.880 They all they are all that, They're all like. I don't know not 366 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:07.000 one person who just go back to, Oh my god, I look so 367 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:11.119 cute in this photo star for nowhere. No one is your yearbook picture, 368 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:15.160 cute year I look older in my yearbook picture than I'm like, No, 369 00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:21.480 I think it was the eyebrows. I think you look older. I think 370 00:23:22.119 --> 00:23:23.960 you look older than you were back then, because I look older too. 371 00:23:25.039 --> 00:23:27.319 I'm like, I'm like, yes, Like I think I didn't catch up 372 00:23:27.319 --> 00:23:32.799 to my age. So I was about twenty six because like everything up until 373 00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:37.079 I was like twenty six, I look like I'm forty two. I don't 374 00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:41.119 make it there. Yeah, but I was there already. But bare Benjamin, 375 00:23:41.160 --> 00:23:45.599 but that's going on here, No real shit, I don't know how 376 00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:49.039 it happened like that. Hmmm. And now here's the thing. They always 377 00:23:49.039 --> 00:23:53.359 say, black don't crack unless you smoke it. Oh so what if you 378 00:23:53.400 --> 00:24:00.279 made it up? Becau go ahead? What if we're not crack and we 379 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:03.720 just look old when we're young and shit, so that when we get old 380 00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:06.720 we just now like our ain't. Maybe that's very true, but through me, 381 00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:11.759 that's weird. No, you gott me fuck them because I think it's 382 00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:15.480 very I think it's true because literally I feel like I look older back there, 383 00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:17.319 you've a hold like something. Baby you're in a picture. It's my 384 00:24:17.319 --> 00:24:21.279 baby lay sucking mom. Yea life. But the be like how old are 385 00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:26.160 you look good? Yeah? Yeah, I can't do what. I don't 386 00:24:26.200 --> 00:24:27.960 know. St me. You got me thinking too hard. But I'm just 387 00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:30.720 saying like I think it's a thing. And then also I think it was 388 00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:34.640 also our fashion choices, Like we went through that error where everyone was dressed 389 00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:38.559 like they was going to a business casual event. So mom that with them 390 00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:42.680 skinny fucking eyebrows, we looked like we were fucking corporate, and we were 391 00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:47.680 wearing like older lady hairstyuse yeah you know, like then we just kind of 392 00:24:47.720 --> 00:24:51.720 like really like even it's braids or kind of like straight here or curly here. 393 00:24:51.759 --> 00:24:56.400 Is nothing crazy, right, I was wearing like pumps you were because 394 00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:02.079 that shit in my hair. I hated it. I can't tell because it 395 00:25:02.119 --> 00:25:04.000 was free. I always wanted French rules. No, it was a mess. 396 00:25:04.039 --> 00:25:08.400 I always wanted French roles. I always wanted fingerwaves. I had you 397 00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:11.200 have fingerwaves, and she just to be trying to dumb shit on me. 398 00:25:11.720 --> 00:25:15.200 I was like eight, Like, bitch, I'm going on the second grade, 399 00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:21.000 bitch, ain't going to banquet? Or why are you fingerwaves? She 400 00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:22.680 was a here. So I was trying to hunh it out with me and 401 00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:25.759 my mom was ling to do it, like Mom, what's up? Wow? 402 00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:30.599 I know I know you would shop a shit on Eastern Man. Do 403 00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:33.200 you remember the big socks with east you have? Yes? I really want 404 00:25:33.200 --> 00:25:37.079 to do that again. I'm here for that. That's so cute. I 405 00:25:37.160 --> 00:25:38.440 want to do that. Yes, are you gonna wear with jelly with the 406 00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:41.240 Jelly sandals you have to? Yes, hard bottoms. Yes, you can't 407 00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:45.160 walk around on the inding else. Yes, one thousand percent. Now when 408 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:47.599 y'all see us out here with this ship, don't hate to play it, 409 00:25:47.680 --> 00:25:51.000 hate game. Don't hate to play it, hate the game. Okay, 410 00:25:51.039 --> 00:25:55.480 that's it and that's all all right. Um, so we both have a 411 00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:59.960 like successful podcast. Thank you for seeing my podcast successful? Absolutely absolutely. 412 00:26:00.599 --> 00:26:03.000 Um. I don't know about you, but I don't have the most supportive 413 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.039 family in the world. Right. They don't come to all the shows and 414 00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:11.799 they don't repost everything. But I realized that they support me and I know 415 00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:15.039 that they support me now because they stop asking me when I'm gonna get a 416 00:26:15.079 --> 00:26:18.599 man, and now they just be like, oh, I see you doing 417 00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:22.079 your thing. I'm so proud of you. And I'm like, really because 418 00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:27.079 two years ago at Thanksgiving and was where your fucking man? As? Now 419 00:26:27.119 --> 00:26:32.240 all of a sudden is keep doing your things? Sis? How how we 420 00:26:32.279 --> 00:26:34.279 get here? What about? What about that man? You said? I 421 00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:40.200 need? What about them kids? I needed to have people say I think 422 00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:42.359 fee me feel like if you either you have a man or you can be 423 00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:47.559 broke bright. So it's like, if I have a man, I'm okay 424 00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:49.880 being broke, Yeah, because you gotta dick at home. I was right, 425 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:52.920 But I feel like if you got a good career going for yourself, 426 00:26:52.920 --> 00:27:00.319 I was like, oh man, now you independent? Yeah, you know, 427 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:02.880 so I feel like you can do one or the other for your family, 428 00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:04.640 right, but you know we want both. I want it at all. 429 00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:10.279 I want these cobwebs knocked off this COOCHI yes, that's bank heavy too. 430 00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:11.599 Yes see what I'm saying. I'm gonna talk my ship, my podcast 431 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:17.240 as well. You wit everything. I want it all literally right, but 432 00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:18.519 your feem me do that? Like my mom will always be like, you 433 00:27:18.559 --> 00:27:21.839 know, I got the voice my mom be like, you need to get 434 00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:23.079 a man, and I'll be like my mom when you're gett a man. 435 00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:26.400 We've been all get a man. Oh no, we tell you what to 436 00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:30.440 do where you leave by example, says and I love her leave my example 437 00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:34.359 be like single poor for vore. Yeah please. I love being se right 438 00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:37.440 now, stormy. Yeah. I live the life of a girlfriend and a 439 00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:41.359 wife like forever. Being single right now it's the best thing ever. Just 440 00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:47.839 ghost of niggas not not responding to them messages, dabbling dabbling back, and 441 00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:49.400 I'm like, uh, I thought you was gonna be I'm cool, I'm 442 00:27:49.400 --> 00:27:52.799 good. I'm gonna love that. Actually I'm good. Who're gonna check me? 443 00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:57.400 Boo? That's hard? Who're gonna check me? Boo? Yo? 444 00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:00.680 I don't know about you. Right. So I've been doing a single shit 445 00:28:02.640 --> 00:28:03.960 and I'm like, you know, maybe I need to expand my horizons. 446 00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:10.880 And all these young niggas is really trying to show my ass up, like 447 00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:14.480 doing the damn thing for me. I don't they older? Man? My 448 00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:18.160 ex husband's younger than me. Where did these new batchel young niggas come from? 449 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:21.000 Or maybe I just never dabbled into the young nigga. Well, they 450 00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:27.640 came from Mexico. I'm doing avocados. They are right, seriously, because 451 00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:32.359 they go along and they're fun, and they got that shit together. Ain't 452 00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:34.480 no broken little voice. What the fuck happened? They got that ship together. 453 00:28:34.519 --> 00:28:37.400 That generation is one it. Yeah, don't put them in, don't 454 00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:40.839 put them in the corner. Bring maybe at the corner, like best with 455 00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:42.839 like a young guy. Young guys are fun. I mean, I guess 456 00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:45.759 I can do a TikTok or two. I guess you can. That be 457 00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.839 fun, that'd be fun. Stort me. Try you don't like young guys. 458 00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:52.319 You like guys your age. I just never tried. I don't know. 459 00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:56.359 I'm the queen. No, I'm just now starting to like dip my 460 00:28:56.359 --> 00:29:00.480 feet in young niggas. Really. Yeah, see it's it's a generational thing 461 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:04.240 for my family. My mom as somebody younger, somebody younger, Like we 462 00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:07.240 just don't do old man. My family all does older men. Really. 463 00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:11.319 Yeah yeah, they all do older men right. Yeah, Now hold on, 464 00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:15.480 you know what the fucking niggas in the comments gonna say, dating ran 465 00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:18.920 through all the niggas day age. Now they gotta gip back into the young 466 00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:22.839 niggas you see black women. This is why you're gonna stay single forever. 467 00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:26.440 I would never date a girl like her. Fuck y'all in advance. Please 468 00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:29.720 let me let you know right if you see me in the street, you 469 00:29:29.720 --> 00:29:32.599 would want some pussy. So don't even sit there and crack your lift to 470 00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:36.279 say like she too, Oh she don't, she's she's that No bitch, 471 00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:41.839 I'm that bitch. If you see me in the streets, you will want 472 00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:45.039 to lick the seat of my panties. Yes, so please don't, please 473 00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:48.680 don't or please don't because I might listen. Oh, you just give it 474 00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:52.160 to him. He just licked the seat, Yes, like you can have 475 00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:53.599 it. He just licked the sea. You can have it. I'm just 476 00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:56.119 saying, like, I just don't like when people try to pre judge, 477 00:29:56.279 --> 00:30:00.039 like, oh, your age, you just old, you older. You 478 00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:03.160 want to hear a little bit as girl talk shit experience a woman, yes, 479 00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:07.519 you know what I'm saying. And experience don't mean ho. No people 480 00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:10.400 think when you say you experienced it mean you a hole. Yeah. I 481 00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:12.599 don't let anybody fuck. Yes, I foo, I want to fuck that 482 00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:15.839 part because that part I don't be safe about it, and I'm some fun. 483 00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.559 Don't judge me. Experience just means I learned how to deal with certain 484 00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:23.000 type of niggas, and it's gonna be harder for a certain type of nigga 485 00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:26.319 to take advantage of me, That's all. And I feel like that's when 486 00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:30.480 intimidates them. They don't like when you're like a strong, confident woman, 487 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:33.039 right. They like when you kind of like take the back seat. But 488 00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:37.279 I don't know how to do that. I've been like driving forever like relationships, 489 00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:40.400 like that's just what I do, you know, So it takes a 490 00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:42.920 really really strong man to like kind of control me. Yeah, I'm not. 491 00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:45.400 I don't even draw my something like that. But I know what I 492 00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:48.640 want, and we know what you want. It's hard to like let anybody 493 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:52.160 lead you. I don't think I'm out of control. I just know that 494 00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:53.599 I'm good at what the fuck I do. Period. So if you want 495 00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:56.880 to lead me, you gotta show me that you good at what the fuck 496 00:30:56.920 --> 00:30:59.920 you do. Like you got come with some references, some something you have 497 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:02.359 to leave by example. If you can't leave by example, I'm not following 498 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:04.200 you. Yeah, And it's like somebody telling you like, how to do 499 00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:07.680 your job, how to how to lead your podcast, and they don't have 500 00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:11.079 a podcast. You can't give me that advice because you don't know what it 501 00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:14.759 takes to do what I do. And then they get offended when you ask 502 00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:18.359 show me your podcast where you've done all this? Yes? How? And 503 00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:22.079 I'm not afraid to ask those questions, you know, And I feel like 504 00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:23.400 women should be able to stand up and back. Look, this is what 505 00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:26.400 I'm doing, this is what I enjoyed doing. If you don't like, 506 00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:27.200 to get the funk out of here, I want to date with a guy. 507 00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:30.000 He said, I don't like your podcast. Long as you were talking 508 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:33.359 about I said, well, why the fun did you put it away? 509 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:37.200 There? Give me the fucking bill? Give him the bill. It wasn't 510 00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:41.200 the nigga what the Apple Bay? Wasn't it was? I know he was 511 00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:45.000 doing check at the check and I know you lying. Yes, he was 512 00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:48.240 out of pocket. I know. I don't I want to end this ship 513 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:52.200 right now because I know you lying lying him. He was out of pocket 514 00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:56.960 and he was a friend of a friend and I enjoyed like he was a 515 00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:00.519 good guy, but he just had too much to say. How you're going 516 00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:04.079 to tell me you don't like my podcast on a date with me? Yeah? 517 00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.440 Yeah, who runs the podcast? What are you saying right now? 518 00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:10.720 He was. I think he wanted me to be like, oh, well 519 00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:14.640 that's just not really me, and like, yeah, that's just my you 520 00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:17.400 know what I do on a podcast, Like I'm on here with no notes. 521 00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:20.960 We just busting it up. This this is my life how I talk. 522 00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:22.519 Yeah, if you don't like it, and get the fuck on why 523 00:32:22.680 --> 00:32:25.160 you come? Why are you here? What you come? Bo? Why 524 00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:30.000 are you here? You know what? One thing niggas never run out of 525 00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:36.279 is the audacity. Say it all the time, y'all? The audacity? 526 00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:40.559 How the audacity? Um? Dan? How are we doing on time? 527 00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:45.559 We got like no, twenty minutes? Okay great? Can we get into 528 00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:50.079 some edibles? Sure? All right. So the edible portion of the show 529 00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:54.480 is when we read questions that people sit in and it could be questions things 530 00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:59.359 they want advice on, whole stories whatever. Okay. Now, if you 531 00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:02.240 guys want to say yours in, you can d m at Stormy p Pea 532 00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:06.039 or at Chocolate Chip and Sip, or if you have a longer store, 533 00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:13.240 you can email inquiries at stormyp dot com. So the first one. You 534 00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:17.240 went to a person's house expecting sex and it doesn't happen. What's your exit 535 00:33:17.319 --> 00:33:21.799 strategy? Oh? Is it for the man or a woman or it doesn't 536 00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:24.680 matter. First of all, this was sent in by a man. And 537 00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:29.319 my problem is you'll never go to a girlhouse expecting some couchie. If you 538 00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:30.480 get some couchie, you get some couchie, but you don't never go in 539 00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:37.480 expecting the couchie. Yeah, that's audacity right there. Yes, what made 540 00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:40.000 you think you deserve couchie? I just got here. You get what I'm 541 00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:44.160 saying, Like, and I want to know. It's so many things to 542 00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:45.680 that question. Right, have you been having sex right for a very long 543 00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:49.640 time so I would just jump off? So you popped up and that was 544 00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:52.920 your that was your thing? Then cool, that's different. And I'm not 545 00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:53.839 gonna tell you to come over. I know I can't know sex with you. 546 00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:57.000 You get what I'm saying. If that was the situation. But if 547 00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:59.480 you was dating me and you came up over here trying to fuck me, 548 00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:05.359 and you that you didn't get any pussy, they all that just mean that 549 00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:07.440 he just don't get no pussy and you don't need nothing. I'm not giving 550 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:10.719 to you. I'm trying to figure out what made him think. Okay, 551 00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:13.920 I'm trying. I'm gonna trying to be reasonable here, I'm trying to be 552 00:34:13.960 --> 00:34:15.800 reasonable. Yes, what made him think he was getting coochie? Go? 553 00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:21.960 She had they had the funck before she had to tell she had to see 554 00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:23.320 him some kind of net picture. She had the sense that come over. 555 00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:27.400 Yeah, yeah, she had to do that. I mean, what else, 556 00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:31.039 Bacon bank, he's getting pussy? Had been direct come get this, 557 00:34:31.159 --> 00:34:36.880 come get this pussy and text I don't even know. I can't. Okay, 558 00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:39.559 So he thinks he's getting coochie. He's not kidding the coochie. What's 559 00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:45.800 the exit strategy? You know, I'm a good Texter and call me and 560 00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:49.119 I'm gonna say it's that emergency. For sure. If you don't have friends 561 00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:52.360 that are willing to call you and saying some emergency, somebody's been in a 562 00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:54.800 car accident, and if they're not willing to go on YouTube and play eat 563 00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:59.320 our sounds in the background, they're not your real friends. Okay, sell 564 00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:04.880 it baby from me. You're my friend and up. Yeah. Wow. 565 00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:08.599 If you have if you have to exit or some sneaky shit. Don't go 566 00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:12.800 back though, that could be the last time we get together. Because if 567 00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:15.239 you were left because like you know, pussy, don't come back. Bro. 568 00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:20.480 If y'all haven't had sex before, oh and you thought she was getting 569 00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:22.199 coochie and you didn't it and you now have to pull the non on money 570 00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:24.480 emergency, I agree, don't go back. Don't go back now. If 571 00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:28.440 y'all got you know, some type of rapport. You know, maybe he 572 00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:30.519 came on last minute, she ain't fel comfortable telling you X Y and Z 573 00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:35.639 cool, you might can revisit the well. But if not, then don't 574 00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:37.320 go back, I say. Or if he went over there and they had 575 00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:40.360 sex before and she ain't give give him a sex, she must have found 576 00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:45.159 his other girlfriend on Instagram and she had attitude so she would give a nigga 577 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:46.559 no pussy. He didn't even know what was going on. It had to 578 00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:52.079 be some crazy shit her mind. Mid Or she got some new dick and 579 00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:57.039 didn't feel like doubling back. I did not want to double back like some 580 00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.719 new dick will make you not giving the old nigga no pussy no more. 581 00:36:00.760 --> 00:36:02.920 I've done it because now you're thinking like, oh my god, I can't 582 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:06.400 believe I settle for this shit, like I'm way too good for this. 583 00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:08.960 Yes, yes, I mean I think I've been blessed enough. I think 584 00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:12.800 like I'm like guy's favorite, because every time I get a new dick, 585 00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:15.800 it always a bigger and bigger and bigger, and why it's never like smaller? 586 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:21.920 What? Yes, except for your friend and that and that and that's 587 00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:27.519 to restart you. You maxed out. You had to start from zero. 588 00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:32.559 Said all right, now, says sit down, listen, let me gather 589 00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:37.880 some more for a second. Hold on a minute, please do yes? 590 00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:44.039 Um? Yeah, okay, next question, Um, how do you stay 591 00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:46.559 friends with a woman that friends zoned you but you want to be more than 592 00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:52.079 friends? Listen, listen. Once a woman friends zone you, there is 593 00:36:52.280 --> 00:37:00.960 no going back. Theres no what, no way, It is no way, 594 00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:04.920 seriously, because you know, I think if I ever had a friend, 595 00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:06.840 or I have plenty of them, and they want to fuck me, 596 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.559 and I don't want to fuck you, it's nothing you can do to change 597 00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:14.960 my pussy's mind. We're in the coops together, me and her. So 598 00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:17.679 when I don't care if you whine and dying me, if you take me 599 00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:22.320 to Italy, you're not getting this pussy because whatever you did to start to 600 00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:25.639 get you in a friend zone, you can't get out. And I won't 601 00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:28.880 even say it's just having sex. Like if I go on a date or 602 00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:30.119 two with somebody and I'm like, yo, like you know, I like 603 00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:31.880 you, let's see what's up, and they're like, no, I think 604 00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:35.360 we should just be friends. I don't want to be your fucking friend. 605 00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:37.559 No, because I wanted to get married. Okay, so when you tell 606 00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:42.119 me you're not interested, I'm not gonna stop wanting to get married just because 607 00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:45.280 you tell me you're not interested. Like I have to not talk to you. 608 00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:46.639 I have to now goost you and now you're looking at me like I'm 609 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:51.199 crazy. You have to not exist anymore, disappear going without a trace, 610 00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:52.920 Like did you hear you have to? Have you ever been friends zoned by 611 00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:57.760 man? Yeah? Really? Yeah? Oh not gonna lie. I've been 612 00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:00.800 friends zoned by three men my whole life. Yeah, how did that happen? 613 00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:05.920 Coincidentally, the niggas just I won't say that. I'm not gonna put 614 00:38:05.920 --> 00:38:09.280 that on everybody. Um, one of them just decided that my podcast was 615 00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:15.960 too much. That's not somebody they wanted to be involved with pussy. I 616 00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:17.599 don't like you, bro, we don't like you, we don't, we 617 00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:22.880 don't like you. Um. The other one was like, a, I 618 00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:23.840 want to call you a bitch, but I respect you, so I'm not 619 00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:25.840 gonna call you a bitch. But he was a little too emotional for me, 620 00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:29.840 and he was caught up on something that had happened in the past that 621 00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:34.360 was completely understandable, but couldn't let it go. Couldn't let it go. 622 00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:38.280 I don't, I don't. And the other one just genuinely wasn't interested, 623 00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:42.960 but like the idea of who I was, Nigga. I don't want to 624 00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:45.719 be your friend, yes, yes, I want to be your friend. 625 00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:50.760 Yes I am trying to groggle your kids. I don't want to be a 626 00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:59.599 friend. Yes, oh yes, Stormy. That's really you know. I 627 00:38:59.639 --> 00:39:02.000 think with the podcast thing, that's hard for us in them because for me, 628 00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:05.920 I think a lot of guys would want to be with me for the 629 00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:09.519 I don't know, I don't see cloud. It's cloud. It's fucking cloud. 630 00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:13.320 Because it's like we don't have really enough in the comment, but you're 631 00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:15.280 trying to want to down me to like so I can say we together or 632 00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:21.679 something girl last year. I'm on a date and we're like half an hour 633 00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:24.480 into the date. My man pulls off his phone and starts FaceTime and niggas 634 00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:29.000 talking about you see who I'm with? You're lying all my mom grave, 635 00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:31.559 all my mom grave. You see who I'm with? You see what I'm 636 00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:35.159 volume saying, big moves, you know, big things, got my little 637 00:39:35.159 --> 00:39:38.079 dip with me. This is our first date. This is our first date. 638 00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:40.679 This is our first date. That was your last day, right, 639 00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:45.960 it was our last day. Don't be excited over me, even if you 640 00:39:46.400 --> 00:39:49.800 like me a lot, don't like show it. Don't be a fan boy. 641 00:39:49.880 --> 00:39:55.760 I don't need that. I'm getting me fan boy, but like seriously, 642 00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:59.679 like, don't because that's that's not attractive. No, no, and 643 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:01.760 I would rather you do that. After you leave me, you can go 644 00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:06.800 call you niggas, sneak a picture of me and send it to your niggas. 645 00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:08.320 Okay, cool, yes, but don't do it like in my face 646 00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:10.960 doog. The first call, I was like, you know what, I'm 647 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.360 spider Man. Everybody gets one, yea, everybody gets one. I can 648 00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:19.360 let it go. When he made the second and the third calls a lot, 649 00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.159 I said, oh, damn my baby, dad guy dropped my son 650 00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:25.400 off my own. I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out 651 00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:28.960 of here during me. That's because you listen. I feel like men went 652 00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:30.400 like a week, did it? No, we're in the date facetab all 653 00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:35.400 our friends snook around way Oh sure that's ridiculous. Yes, I want you 654 00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:37.199 not to. I've been dating this guy for like three or four weeks now, 655 00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:42.440 and perfect guy. He's a doctor. He didn't know about my podcast. 656 00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:46.320 Just show Yes is it perfect? Where you meant him? Man? 657 00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:50.079 I met him like the devil ship. Yes, all you change is some 658 00:40:50.079 --> 00:40:52.840 shit he was getting. Yes, yes, yess yess yess tell me more 659 00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:57.960 than Nigga's a version. I can't make this shit up, I said. 660 00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:00.920 I feel like at this point people are just bringing me content like hunt and 661 00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:04.320 take this content. Yeah, you don want to do what it is. 662 00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:07.320 He's a version Stormy who he told you this? Listen. We went on 663 00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:10.840 like four or five dates. Yeah, every time. The day were fun. 664 00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:14.039 We went to the he is a member of a country club. Not 665 00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:16.800 like to top golf. Then country car. Yeah, I mean you walking 666 00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:20.599 day, mister, I mean like, yeah, girl, we go to 667 00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:22.760 we went we went golfing, climbing, to all these fun dates. Yeah, 668 00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:25.280 and then the date he was always just like like all right, see 669 00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:29.199 you later, and to you to your car, and my whole mind, 670 00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:30.920 my whole side of my mind, then list side. I was like, 671 00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:36.800 bitch, hen my TOOCHI looks would have been like me too, like what's 672 00:41:36.840 --> 00:41:38.320 up right? So one day I was like, I'm just gonna ask him, 673 00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:40.159 and I was like, why do you guys trying to fuck me? 674 00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:44.320 And he laughed and we gave me the laugh. I knew it was something 675 00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:46.159 coming, he said. He said, I knew you would asked me this 676 00:41:46.239 --> 00:41:51.000 question. And I said, what's going on? He said, he's hurting, 677 00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:52.320 he said. For many years, for religion reasons, I was, 678 00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:54.960 you know, not into yeah, able to have sex and everything else. 679 00:41:54.960 --> 00:41:58.360 She said. But when I got in college, I became a doctor. 680 00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:00.079 I was a school for so many years, I was focus, he said. 681 00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:02.679 Once I start meeting women and let them know that I'm wondering I kind 682 00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:05.920 of have sex. I thought I was a virgin, and they would always 683 00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:09.320 slop calling while coming around, how old is he? Thirty three? What 684 00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:15.360 they say, thirty three is Jesus year. You're heard that before yeah, 685 00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:16.960 yeah, yeah right. It's like, so he gotta he gotta even getting 686 00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:21.880 across and die or get some pussy, Like, what's up, bro? 687 00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:24.800 What I don't want to get I'm not taking them me in virginity. So 688 00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:28.280 I met girl too. This's gonna stop calling. I mean, I like 689 00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:30.920 him, black kid. Don't then okay, okay, listen, I can't 690 00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:34.159 do that. Won't you? Won't you let him, you know, get 691 00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:36.239 some pussy somewhere else and they're like, you'll come back when you're done. 692 00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:37.519 I would love for it to happen, but I feel like the first pussy 693 00:42:37.559 --> 00:42:42.760 that thirty three year old man gonna get, he gonna he don't'ta get married. 694 00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:45.199 Damn he a doctor. He had the country club and nigga ain't small. 695 00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:50.039 He is six one girl, he grown me. You trip at each 696 00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:52.559 I don't know. I don't know. Do I feel like we agree on 697 00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:53.920 a lot of stuff. I think this is the one. I mean, 698 00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:58.760 it's gonna be weird till head because you know what I'm gonna teck that, 699 00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:00.599 I'm gonna set the expectations for the next bitch. Then what you know what 700 00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:02.840 I'm saying? Then you get married, like the fuck I don't want to 701 00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:07.960 get married against Storming, whichever give me a shot. You're drawing, no 702 00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:14.400 what, no, no what. My husband is still my best friend, 703 00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:17.719 so he should be happy for you and your husband and your virgin. You 704 00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:28.000 deserve a vision, you deserve someone. No, I can't do it. 705 00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:31.199 I'm so like, I can't lie. It took me a step back, 706 00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:35.639 and I think he realizes it. I think he's used to it because the 707 00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:38.440 Grandma version they came back up. But you know what, that says a 708 00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:42.559 lot about me and my whoism, because why I was that all Russian sex? 709 00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:45.159 Like? Why me? He's been a month? He like, come 710 00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:51.079 down, since you're hype. I'm like, you're right, I ain't gonna 711 00:43:51.079 --> 00:43:54.159 hold you. My my my couter would have been screaming, screaming, screaming, 712 00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:58.119 because because you know what I feel like on the level of sex. 713 00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:01.480 I three levels of sex. Right, it's beginner, it's experienced, and 714 00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:05.639 it's a port star. You know where I'm at, Stormy, you know 715 00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:08.320 I port star? Like, how am I gonna like have such this version? 716 00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:14.079 I gotta tell them how I like to. I said that I don't 717 00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:16.280 want to teach dog. I don't want to teach. I'm exhausted. I 718 00:44:16.360 --> 00:44:20.400 do not want to teach. I am good on that. That'd be a 719 00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:22.880 lot, Like you know, how will your mom be teaching you stuff? 720 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:27.039 And she'd be like if Johnny had free I'll be in at jown. Like 721 00:44:28.079 --> 00:44:31.679 if you look at your jobs like, it's not gonna be fun. And 722 00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:35.800 if you imagine the first low to be so huge, oh my god, 723 00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:38.719 I don't want that. It don't matter, Like as soon as he rubs 724 00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:42.159 it on you, it's gonna explode. You're gonna miss it. But you 725 00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:44.960 know, but as a as a grown as a woman, I like to 726 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:47.800 suck dick first, Like I don't like to be like just put it in 727 00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:51.400 me. I want to test it out. Yeah you know, so what 728 00:44:51.480 --> 00:44:53.800 if it was a low and it's like a girl, I would die choke. 729 00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:57.559 I just swallow, say you know what I'm saying, Like, I 730 00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:00.440 don't know, it's not for me. I like him. He's a great 731 00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:05.639 person, but he got brothers. I don't know how to see. I 732 00:45:05.679 --> 00:45:07.360 asked more questions we were doing on the days I was so we were about 733 00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:09.679 the sex that I was around his life. I was just like that the 734 00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:16.559 just screeching in the background, just yelling yes, um, okay, one 735 00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:22.239 more Yes. How do you know when your whole face is done? I'm 736 00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:25.719 just trying to figure that out, like, you know, something, to 737 00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:29.239 be honest with you guys doing I think I always play a lot, but 738 00:45:29.280 --> 00:45:31.519 to be honest, I just go asked my whole face two years ago, 739 00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:36.519 like from I think the age of fifteen until I was like in college and 740 00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:37.800 I was married and I had a baby. You know, you know I 741 00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:40.280 was doing all these things. I was just Oh, I thought I was 742 00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:44.440 a born wife from the beginning. So I never had a whole face. 743 00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:45.400 I never had a one night stand. Those are the stand I had a 744 00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:50.000 one night stand before. I've never had a threeson before. I've not done 745 00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:52.599 I haven't done a lot of things. Yeah, so my whole fage is 746 00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:54.320 started to be a year or two ago and then and my whole face is 747 00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:59.719 still pretty boring. I think I think your whole face has been pretty exciting, 748 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:02.559 so that conversation be dad today, right. I think I think your 749 00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:06.960 whole phase is over when you just don't want to do it no more, 750 00:46:07.039 --> 00:46:09.039 when you find somebody who slow you down, Yeah, when you find somebody 751 00:46:09.039 --> 00:46:15.159 who makes you not want to be a whole anymore, or or if you 752 00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:17.039 get lonely enough, you're your whole phase will end. What do you do? 753 00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:21.079 Buy a donk a cat? No? Like, sometimes you just get 754 00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:27.159 sicker, fucking like sometimes you want somebody you can bring to Thanksgiving who're not 755 00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:30.079 gonna catch feelings and be weird. Yes, no, you know what st 756 00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:35.000 me. I feel like my whole phase has been the most the times I 757 00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:37.880 had the least sex. I feel like stop been in the whole face. 758 00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:39.400 I don't have as much sex as I've had when I was in relationships. 759 00:46:39.760 --> 00:46:43.760 You know why? I think that is because we're willing to give the pussy 760 00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:46.039 out when we try to hold on to it. That's when everybody be trying 761 00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:50.400 to grab and snatch and get it. But when we're like willingly like he 762 00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:54.559 got pussy for sale over here? Anybody anybody? You don't, you don't 763 00:46:54.559 --> 00:47:00.960 give it out like nobody wants it like I don't. And I I would 764 00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:05.360 love to find a friend that we had great sex, in great chemistry and 765 00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:07.440 no one got jealous. We can have fun and not get a relationship right 766 00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:09.920 now, let me be my best whole phase. You want to brow, 767 00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:14.119 I do want to brow. I want to brow a homie and lover like. 768 00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:16.079 I want those type situations, but you don't ever get those. Somebody 769 00:47:16.079 --> 00:47:20.280 don't catch felling. Somebody gonna catch film. You ain't seen a rom com, 770 00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:22.360 nigga. Somebody gonna catch fis somebody's gonna do it. Yes, so 771 00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:24.679 yeah, hopefay, it's hard going your whole phase over. Like you said, 772 00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:28.119 if you can get pregnant, that in your whole phase, immediately, 773 00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:30.880 you're not a whole No more is this year? Baby mama? Who who? 774 00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:35.840 Who? Who said that? Not me? Hit, I gotta plan 775 00:47:36.000 --> 00:47:39.360 parenthood freaking flyer car not me, not me. I get a smashing real 776 00:47:39.440 --> 00:47:43.159 fast. No not, I mean I'm never gonna stay. I'm all for 777 00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:50.880 it. Listen, my boy correct on so what no no, no, 778 00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:53.519 no, um listen each I loved having you here today. Please let the 779 00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:57.079 people know where they can find you in. Yes, guys, so my 780 00:47:57.519 --> 00:48:02.960 podcast base issha heart out each your heart out pot uh on Instagram, on 781 00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:07.840 TikTok or on Twitter. Um eashta dot com makes you follow me? Nail, 782 00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:10.480 I'm having a branch May seventh. Yes, yeah, I will be 783 00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:14.400 there, be there, stormy Ye tell me about the heart Out, Eat 784 00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:16.920 Your heart Out branch It's Bay seventh a limit. Mimosas were getting sucked up 785 00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:22.920 Green Food three Chorus branch Um Rooftop Downtown thirtifin Sampson, guys, come through. 786 00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:27.039 Tickets are online at east dot com or you can go on the Instagram 787 00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:29.599 page and find a link there. So we've got a good time. It's 788 00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:34.800 my first like live show, kind of being my supporters kind of thing. 789 00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:36.880 Yeah, so yeah, definitely come out. It's a lot of fun. 790 00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:38.880 Will the thirty three year old version be there? I don't think I want 791 00:48:38.920 --> 00:48:42.880 to bring him out like I want to blame him a date. You know, 792 00:48:43.039 --> 00:48:45.440 I ain't never had none of my holes at You can't bring hole to 793 00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:50.039 shows that brings you into the beach. True true, but yes this you 794 00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:52.840 follow me, um Me and Stormy we're like fully girls doing this podcast. 795 00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:59.599 Hey listen, who's want us nob come on now? Ser I love to 796 00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:02.400 see it. Um listen, follow me on a gram at Stummy p pe 797 00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:07.239 a at chocolate Chip and sip And if you don't remember anything else, please 798 00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:10.159 remember thirty three year old male virgins exist. I love you guys when I 799 00:49:10.199 --> 00:49:21.440 see you next week. Peace Snatching at hookah, out your mouth boogy, what