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Callaroga Shark Media. They are coming
for Jerry Seinfeld. Hi, I'm Johnny

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Mack with your daily Comedy News.
Pretty much ripped up the plan for today.

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The first half will be single topic. You can hear my change,

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my delivery, a little bit of
drop down. I'm not doing the hyperage

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gentamen, I'm gonna We're just gonna
talk here. They're coming for Jerry.

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A headline I saw on Yahoo sourcing
the Daily Beasts. But the Daily Beast

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had a different article. But this
one I saw on Yahoo the headline Jerry

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Seinfeld's seventeen year old girlfriend saga resurfaces
after Duke walk out. I'm not surprised,

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giving that many headlines this week featured
both the words Stern and Seinfeld.

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And you know, back in the
day, Howard was quite vocal about Jerry's

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dating history and not so much in
recent history. I discussed that, and

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I wrote about in the substack,
so you can hear my previous thoughts on

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that from the Yahoo piece. Jerry
Seinfeld's problematic relationship with a high schooler he

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was well into his thirties has been
grossing out a new generation this week,

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just after Duke students staged a walk
out in protest of his commencement speech.

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Yeah, I remember back in the
day, and let's see nineteen ninety four.

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So nineteen ninety four, I'm twenty
five and I thought it was weird

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in nineteen ninety four. I've been
amazed these last thirty years that everybody was

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like, oh, yeah, whatever, we love Jerry Seinfeld's great show.

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But this story seems to be back
now. Daily b slash yeah who writes

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a quick excerarch will bring up numerous
tweets that referenced Seinfeld's teenage girlfriend from the

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nineteen nineties, who he picked up
in Central Park when she was still a

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senior at the private Nightingale Bamford School
in Manhattan. According to People's cover story

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about the pair, at the time, she was seventeen, he was thirty

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eight. According to People in March
nineteen ninety four, sources told the magazine

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that the young lady's family approved of
the match, as Seinfeld whisked her around

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the country to watch him perform and
even meet his mother. The young lady

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told People, I'd like my life
to be normal and just go about being

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a student. Jerry said at the
time, I'm Shoshana is a person,

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not an age. At the time, Seinfeld's friend George Wallace said, I

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think it's serious between them. She's
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Yahoo Daily Beast writes. As this
type of normalizing media coverage continued for

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Seinfeld, Howard Stern was one of
the first public figures to call the comedian

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out for his romantic interest in a
minor. That's what I was curious about

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this week, you know, when
Jerry took a shot at Howard. I

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was curious to see if Howard would
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Howard did not, but others have. Stern sang a parody song about Seinfeld's

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relationship at the Miss Howard Stern New
Year's Eve badget in nineteen ninety three,

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where Stern kruoned quote Seinfeld's girl was
seventeen and innocent with double d's. He

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saw those breasts and flipped his lid
for a real young, busty high school

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kid. Again, we're talking about
multiple topics here. Don't forget Howard Stern,

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the great interviewer. Never mind that
he had Miss Howard Stern Newyear's Eve

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pageant nineteen ninety three. He is
the great interviewer, but I digress for

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Yahu slash the beast. He also
called Seinfeld a horny, lonely TV geek

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and the young woman jailbait. In
the song Elsewhere, the lyrics asked,

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can't he find girls his age to
date? At first, Seinfeld denied knowing

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the young woman's real age when confronted
about the relationship during an interview with Howard

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Stern the following year, but on
stern Show a month later, he said,

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I in realized she was so young. This article says the relationship continued

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nonetheless. A few years later,
in a Vanity Fair profile timed to the

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finale of Seinfeld, Jerry revealed that
he almost got married to his much younger

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girlfriend. I know everyone looked at
this relationship is here's this rich TV guy

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and here's this young, hot girl. What was like that at all?

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We were very much in love,
but the timing wasn't quite right. That

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same year, Jerry met his current
wife, Jessica. Those two married in

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December nineteen ninety nine. Jerry was
forty five, Jessica was twenty eight.

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Another sidebar here from Wikipedia. In
June nineteen ninety eight, Jessica married Eric

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Niederlander, a theatrical producer, etc. Etc. So that's June nineteen ninety

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eight. In early August, after
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she met Jerry Seinfeld. Niederlander filed
for divorce in October nineteen ninety eight

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after only four months of marriage.
Interesting now the Daily Beast Proper the Daily

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Beast website. In an opinion piece
by Seth Simons, Seth went all in

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everything that hasn't been said, Seth
Simons has said. Seth writes, one

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would be forgiven for wondering what world
Jerry Seinfeld is living in. Where the

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extreme Left, as he claimed in
a recent interview with The New Yorker,

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has purged American television of good comedy. For all the Left's mighty powers,

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it couldn't quite manage the halt production
of abbodat Elementary Superstore, Crazy ex Girlfriend

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of the Good Place, Nor did
it manage to stave off dark, even

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transgressive cable fare like It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia, the Righteous Gemstones Atlanta or

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Penn fifteen. The Democratic Socialists of
America certainly didn't stop Seinfeld's erstwhile collaborators Julia

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Louis Dreyfuss and Larry David from making
Veep and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Seinfeld,

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whose net worth recently past one billion
dollars, has long fashioned himself an a

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political comedian, But of course he's
far from an a political figure, reading

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from the Daily Beast here, a
long time donor to democratic candidates and causes,

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he's also been a full throated supporter
of the far right state of Israel,

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not so much in the abstract sense
of celebrities who waxed poetically about Israel's

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right to exist than in the concrete, enthusiastic sense of a man who once

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took his family to an IDF fantasy
camp in the West Bank. There he

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participated in shooting training with displays of
combat according to the camp, and posed

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playfully with the same soldiers. In
Seth Simon's Opinion Peace, he writes,

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it seems only natural that his public
opinion turns against Israel, so too should

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it sour on Seinfeld. Last month, his wife Jessica, contributed at least

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five thousand dollars to a pro Israel
counter protest at UCLA. She later claimed

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the funds went toward a peaceful demonstration
out the violent mob that attacked a pro

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Palestinian encampment last Sunday at the Duke
Thing, Jerry said, it's worth the

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sacrifice of occasional discomfort to have some
laughs. Seth Simon's rights, What exactly

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does Seinfeld know about discomfort? His
creative put since ending his eponymous sitcom twenty

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six years ago, this week has
consisted chiefly of the animated B movie.

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By the way, I only realized
this week that B movie was upon on

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B Movies. I just was like, oh, it's a movie about bees.

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I never got the joke, Jerry, Sorry, maybe it's me.

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A TV series in which he drives
luxury automobiles with his friends, a short

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lived reality show called The Marriage ref
various sitcom appearances as himself, a Netflix

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special in which he complained about texting
and unfrosted. Now in the opinion piece

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in The Daily Beast by Seth Simons, and I've shared this in the Facebook

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group Daily Comedies podcast group. Seth
rights, Comedians, especially very famous comedians,

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could do pretty much anything and come
away with their reputations intact. Now

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we're gonna get a little wider here. Louis c k has released four specials

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since confessing to sexual misconduct in twenty
seventeen, one of which won a Grammy

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Award. Jeff Ross accused of grooming
a teenage girl and a virtually forgotten twenty

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twenty New York magazine Expose just featured
prominently and Netflix's roast Tom Brady. Seinfeld

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himself at a relationship with a seventeen
year old girl when he was a thirty

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eight year old TV star. If
that didn't affect his legacy, why would

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anything else. Jeff Ross floated through
the controversy largely thanks to an LA comedy

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scene unbothered by inappropriate sexual relationships,
perhaps because it was built on them,

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and less than a year later he
was sharing a stage with Dave Chappelle.

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Seth writes, do you remember the
twenty twenty one child sex abuse lawsuit against

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SNL cast member Ratio Sands that implicated
Lorne Michael's Jimmy fallon Tracy Morgantina fe and

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Seth myers, that's okay, neither
does anyone else. Comedians protect comedians.

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The industry operates as a social club
with a code of silence so strong you

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think it must be a police force. This is some beasier. Normally on

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a Thursday, I would record Friday
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do Friday and Sunday in case I
think there's gonna be news. I'm not

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recording the weekend yet. I feel
like this could bubble up a little bit.

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Seth continues, whether an open my
comic podcast or a headliner or a

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TV star comedy is essentially a business
of favors. You put me on your

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show, I'll put you on my
show. And he brought up something I

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recently observed. Damie Schumer starred and
Unfrosted after hiring Seinfeld's daughter Sasha to write

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on the latest season of Inside Amy
Schumer and then later on Life in Beth.

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Washington Post headline Jerry Seinfeld's media tour
could have been a plot on Seinfeld.

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The comedian wanted to put his Netflix
movie on Frost in the Spotlight.

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He ended up there instead. This
is our third Jerry Seinfelder article today.

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The critics waged in, the protesters
wait in the whole of social media weight

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in, But this is Jerry Seinfeld. Those minds he stepped on exploded only

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with strawberry filling. Seinfeld has sworn
he has no interest in making another film

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or even recording another stand up special. He just wants to tour, to

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do comedy, to continue in making
people slightly uncomfortable, and therefore continue being

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slightly uncomfortable himself. Whatever he's doing
works for him, so why would he

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change. Maybe he'll pull a titleist
out of a blowhole once in a while,

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but he doesn't need to. As
he told Duke's graduating class, I'm

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seventy. I'm done. The telegraph
headline, why the world stop laughing at

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tone deaf rich guy Jerry Seinfeld,
the billionaire king of comedy, has been

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booed, called out of touch,
and accused of making the worst Netflix movie

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ever? Or does he care?
Had this been an isolated incident, would

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have been easy to dismiss as little
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orchestrated by a gang of attention seeking
rabble rousers. Those are the Duke students.

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In any case, he could hardly
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given that Sparbacks twenty fifteen, Seinfeld
had advised his fellow comics not to perform

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at university campuses. Seinfeld claims to
value the cut and thrust of being on

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stage in front of audiences who treat
him the same way as any other performer,

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But no other performers in such venues
have the luxuries of private jets,

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multiple expensive residences all over the world
complete. If the rumors are accurate with

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a seventeen thousand dollars coffee maker,
that's when you know they're coming for Jerry.

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Wouldn't they start to drag up that
stuff. A look at him,

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He's got a seventeen thousand dollars coffee
maker. I don't know what happened when

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the sun came up on Thursday morning, but the universe said, Jerry,

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we're coming for you. If the
rumors are accurate, with a seventeen thousand

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dollars coffee maker and well paid pr
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at all times. I met Jerry
once. He was a guest on Jim

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Brewers video show way back in the
day when I worked. It's serious.

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Jerry was what you'd expect. Walked
in, Hey, how you do like

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not looking to be your friend,
not being a jerk, didn't demand anything,

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didn't want to hang out with you, didn't w want to not hang

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out with you. It was just
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Ah, right, where we're going. We go to the studio,

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all right, we're doing this.
You record the show, all right,

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Thanks everybody, and it leaves.
That was my one experience with Jerry Seinfeld.

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Telegraph wrapped up with dear what I
ask whether the angry mob but Duke

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should have been complaining less about Seinfeld's
political stances and more about how he seems

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to have forgotten the art of being
funny. Wow, many things could be

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true at once. Is Jerry seinfelt
funny? Yes? Is Jerry Seinfeld quote

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still funny? Sure? Absolutely was
unfrosted funny. I thought it was fantastic.

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Did a thirty eight year old man
hang around with a seventeen year old

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girl? Seems to be a lot
of evidence. So I don't know the

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world's comfort Jerry should be interesting.
Let's take this break. Who Bill Burrs

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in Ashville tonight? He spoke to
Nashville's Scene Bill Saiden, I love going

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to the South and like I deliverly
act like I don't understand you guys.

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If I go to Red State and
make fun of Red State stuff, I'm

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not just gonna tell them what they
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a Blue States, you know it
make fun of Hillary and all that kind

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of stuff. I think the South
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like to act like all the racism, all the racest white people just in

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the South. It's been my experience
that they're everywhere. It's kind of like

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how people like to act like all
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you don't remember to catch a predator. They did a bunch of seasons on

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that show. They never had to
go to Hollywood to find one. That's

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a funny line. Since he's a
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It was almost like a political campaign, like say no to drugs,

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you leave no child behind. It
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It was extreme liberals, which are
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are way on the right. Really
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its own weight because she couldn't get
enough people behind it. And now it's

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funny because the people that were doing
it are not trying to walk away from

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it and trying to say nobody got
canceled. It wasn't that bad. It's

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just classic toxic behavior. You do
it, and then years later you get

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called on it, you act like
it never happened. My job is to

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make people laugh their ass off,
and I think I'm really good at it.

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I also feel like I'm just starting
to hit my stride and I have

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a lot left in the tank.
Awful news for me. Netflix has confirmed

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that Adam Sandler will be returning as
Happy Gilmore. Oh. They tweeted Happy

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Gilmore's back exclamation point. Adam Sandler
will apprize his iconic role in a brand

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new movie coming in Netflix. A. Sandler then said, in a video

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shared by the PGA Tour, It's
been twenty five years since I've done this,

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meaning played golf. Let's see what
happens. I'm scared, Shooter McGavin.

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This is for you. That's just
awful news and better news. Mack

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packer Andy Samberg is working on something
called The Robots Go Crazy This for Amazon

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MGM Studios. Deadline reports the studio
has snapped up the film, which it

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describes as a hot package. It's
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So what's happening in this hot package? Well, Colleider says plot to tails

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are being kept under wraps. Yeah, you don't want anyone to know what

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happens in the Robots Go Crazy.
Clyder says it is known that it's an

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action comedy. Presumably the film splot
will involve robots who will then go crazy.

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No other details available. I am
exhausted. Sydney Comedy Festival is two

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days left. They'll see if I
can find a clip or something. I

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can't find any clips. But Ruben
Solo must be doing well because they've added

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another show to his program called Please
Clap. The Barefoot review said four and

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a half stars, a unique style
all his own. These scotsmen four stars,

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gleefully daft nonsense. I enjoy some
daft nonsense. Oh, Nikki Osborne,

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she does have a clip, I'd
take it back. Let's listen.

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I have to play the clip in
advance. This is a little naughty,

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and I've edited for pacing. Little
naughty, little naughty, but it's a

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good joke. Let's listen. Do
you know how you tell if your husband's

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been watching porn? You get him
a fit bit because it messes the pendulum

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that way, if he ducks off
to the bathroom, toumps out six thousand

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steps. Lady, you don't you
got the night off. Capital FM Drivetime

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gave her five stars and funniest stand
up I've seen. The Upside News also

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five stars, funny and heartfelt.
Osborne tells it like it is, and

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that is your comedy news for today. All right, let's see what happens

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with Jerry tomorrow. I can tell
you already Tomorrow's podcast is pretty good,

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even if nothing happens with Jerry,
just because of the amount of stuff I

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bumped from today to Saturday. So
you don't want to miss Saturday's podcast.

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There's a Tim Dillon thing, a
Bobby Kelly thing about the Tom Brady roast,

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a locket bumped. It's all good
tomorrow, all right, see you then,