The Texicoast Service stations and dealers from coast to coast present the Fire Chief, Double Quartet, Don Worries and the fire Teeth, Bam Graham mcnamie and Edwin, the Perfect Pool, the Night of Progress. Its got to be different. Leaving Chief, I saw you last Sunday. I'm not the country. Hell, what are you doing carrying that lantern? Well a dark in the country. Ram I was pulling on a gale, so I carried the land. All that funny When my uncle was parting his wife in the country, he didn't use the lantern. Oh I I don't doubt that, Graham, but look what he got. Well never, I said, never mind that Chief. What I want to know is did you behave yourself? Oh what are you being? Gray? Well, I mean just to keep the commander. Oh, don't be silly, Graham, I over take the commandment. Yeah, my great troublers with the amendments. That was my fellow. Oh, I slow the sign. When I call on my girl. I fell late, but her father took us an automobile ships and I had a big goose. Graham. Yes, between hits cars and the bum roads. That knocks the devil right out of me fair well. I finally got to the riding an automobile anyway, didn't I? Yes, you did, Graham. But the least you can do for me now and you get on a horse, well, Jeeve, isn't it true that horseback riding gives you a headache? What are you talking about? Riding a horse give you a headache? Dam on the contrarry on the contrary. Prayer well, and once more and more people rode horsemen, there would be less accidents over the weekend or hills. Talk is as hell's talking in the past, Jeef. That was before four wheel break. Oh, Bram, I'm glad you said four wheel breaks train. That reminds me of a beautiful song. I'm gonna have done play it. It's about four wheel breaks, you know. Yeah. The title of it is four wheel Break. The nodes to Mother. I don't I answer depressions about over I read according to the statistics, every man, woman and child in this United States if worth forty three dollars and sixty says, Oh that's true, Ram, But the couple is we always teach other if I said, with a big butter, have you got a remedy cheeth? Well, in my opinions. Bam, what this country to the ball is the man who can make the United States failed for fifty cents on the dollar. That's what I'll say. Well, according to you who things are only fair, Well, it's the peace done fall, Brayan, you take last. Suddenly I was down at the beach and a big fat woman was sitting on the sand. And when she got up, Graham, do you know she left that terrible depression? But the stock market's getting better? Is the chief? I don't think so, Brahan. I understand the five and ten cent stores of putting in a stock and bond department. I care about what's the music going to be? Well, we're talking about the stock market. So I'll have done played the new injeestment Storm. The title of it is it's the wide stuff that knows the tone Park and only now you call the noise you're under attend utting your bount menoyal still anoy? Well, my main business then in vacuus and in the land, I know you have kill then okay, in Lord ahead on my body from all don't a thing? Well here's the chief again. That reminds me that mind speak, Graham, did you know that I got here early tonight. I came in a narrow you in an aeroplane. How fast to go, Chief, Oh, I should say about three hundred and fifty miles an hour. Oh cheap, three hundred and fifty miles an hour. Well, I went about two hundred and eighty six miles an hour at all, even two hundred and eighty six miles an hour. Well, i'd bet I went one hundred and fifteen miles an hour. One minute, sheep, one hundred and fifteen. All, well, let's stop talking about it all together. Don't have me backing up in a minute. My goodness, Well, didn't you look at your speedometers? Now? I didn't, Graham? Well, Chief in a car with Texico fire chiefs gasoline in the tank, You've got to watch the speedometer. If you don't see old needles starts creeping up on you. Until the first thing you know, you'll be telling some judge all about fire chief gasoline. This fire engine gas certainly gets you places in a hurry. Fill up with fire. Keep watch your speedometer and be sure your breaks through in condition. Oh, my uncle has great brakes on his car, Rayham. They're so good that if he had an accident hit the man. He can stop right on him with the think of that. Oh, he says it would like to use fire She's guess, but he thinks it would cost too much for him. Oh that's just as the big point chief. You tell your uncle. A surprising thing is that Technico fire chief costs no more than ordinary gasoline. You'll not have to pay a premium for fire Chief. Quantity production and advanced refining processes have made it possible to sell this emergency fuel in all our forty eight states. That's no extra prize. Oh well, I'm going to write that to a friend of mine. He's got eight automobiles MS and he's had them all for three years. A man keeps eight automobiles. Well, depression didn't hurt him, did it. Oh well, it hit in a way. Raham, He's an automobile Deally and and I A. It's cock eyed. He's so cockeyed every time he puts a penny in the strop machine. He's so cock eyed that every time he puts a penny in that machine for toyin gum he gets a pizza, Chaplin. He's cocky. As the Cayton rises, we see the hero dressed up in a lovesuit of Knickabocker. He looks like a sports model of the Missingly. His father, who is the King, is so rich by himself that he bought sixth radios just to keep them shut off. Wait, you haven't had anything. Yeah. The King takes his son to the royal doctor. He said, doctor, there is something wrong with the son, the Prince. He keeps thinking that he's a poodle dog. The doctor looked the Prince o Veratolian said, there's something wrong with your son just because he thinks he's a poodle door. He's conceded when you hear this. When you hear you better sit down. You'll laugh and pall over. Graham, Well, well, what's the prince? The doctor said, what the prince needs is the colored trading. That's the bright remark. I think so. The King says, you are right, doctor, I will send him some moron college. And the doctor says, why when the prince fight came in here, I thought he was a magician because when he took a pedal off, there was nothing under him. When you hear the doctor, Graham, yeah, this is too much for the eighteen year old son. The Prince you know, And he says, offer, I'm going out to play. And the King says, rough, play with those holes in your pants. And the Prince says, no, with my dogs. Great a bit, and don't interrupted there, all right? And the doctor says the doctor said, are you fond of Dora? Are you careful with your dog? And the Prince said, I'm very careful. I walk on them as little as possible. Wait a second, I've asked. The King said, can a college purt justice? Son of mine? And the doctor said, well, if they only give that kid of your the brank sheet of paper to read, it'll improve his mind. Wait a second. The King says, well, then I'll send him the college. But son, before you go, I want to give you one piece of the bike. If do you glacuate? Son, Always be nice to people who never went to school of college. If you're not nice to them, they may never lend you any money. To say that done, now, Graham. After the second act of the opera, the Prince he's a college now, he's studying to be a moron. But him, jes we find him in the English clad. The professor said to him, Prince, define the way he and the Prince says, the way he is a place of pronouns, the way he is the place of pronoun at all time, except when used for laughing papers. It's like the professor said, that's excellent. Now tell me something about Washington, and the young dut says Washington, Watchington and the fighting, all the fighting teeth and faith in the American League. Professor said, that's excellent. To now one more example in English, give me a send choosing the ways fascinates. And the Prince said, that's teasy. President Hoover has nine buttons on his back, but he can only fascinated you. So the Prince goes to the natural history class, and the natural history teacher said to him, how would iron discovered? Prince? And the Prince says, iron was discovered because somebody smelt it clearly in a minute of the absolutely stories. If sus said, that's fine, you can move up a seat. You are now next to the last in your class. And you wouldn't be there except the villageria in his home, Stace just send. The athletic coach sees the Prince and he said to the Prince, I can use you. You have a football faith. Your features are in the hovel. But he said, I don't know if you're limber enough. Why do you walk so siply? And the Prince said, I'm breaking in some new wonderwear. I'll die laughing wit here there. So that night the Prince is so excited about getting on the football seem that he can't sleep. It seems that he has the four poster bed, and he keeps to wait all night trying to make put down. No one ever thought of that before. Well. The next day, passing the backyard of the house, the Prince sees the strip of a girl on the watch line. Here take her, that's the play us. He waits for the girl to come out of the house. She comes out eventually. She is a fleeting vision and white. She's a traveling nightmare. So the Prince rushes to her and says, I do not know your name, but you're breathless, light wines. There are probes in your hair. I will call you my Virginia. Hands now bred in the slight act of the app is a festaboliac good. We see the prince and the sweetheart. They are now love it, and they are walking together through the fields. They pat the naked farmer blending over you know, the farmer's slending way over here, and they sing an old rust succeed in the country. Well, the prince. The Prince says to the girl and asked for a kiss. She refuses, no, yes, you see, the Prince says the no that she's just like an ocean liner. It takes the tub to start her, you know. Anyhow, she says, we'd better go in. It looks like rain, and the princess little dog that will and little dogs that WoT. And she said, what are you talking about? Little dogs and the rain the little dog. The boat rains, and the Prince says, well, puffs at will and puts the vote. That night, the Prince is absolutely sabagation. He calls on as girl only to find another man hats the girl in his arms and hunting her and kissing us. The Prince says, tell that man is tough, kepting you, and the girl says, telling yourself, I don't even know him. That's to me the pig right. The Prince says to the man and said, how many times did you get up? What do you think? The man steps pray and what the man said, I don't know how many times I kiss him. I lost the finger in the war, and I can only count up to nine to me, that's the prince. The prince is so mad, you know, he's bored at the mouth. The stranger to get angry and he bowed at the mouth too, And as they are both bored to get the mouse, say challenge each other to a drowel. Well, after the drool the prince, the prince pray and takes the girl on the darns and said, I have brought you a nonyx bree And she said, oh that's lovely. This is so unexpected at that moment. The girl's brought the sixthest has the sixest school. Oh you know, Graham, I love that. That's a beautiful melody. Well, the name of that is he was dead and she was toughing. What do you mean by that? I mean the merry widow. I got no big stuff. Welcome on, Keith. Let's get down to these letters. Yeah, i'd love to. All right, here's one from Helena Montana. Dear Keith, I'm invited to my first picnic next Sunday, and I would like to be prepared for some of the things that are going to happen. Do you think we'll have a buggy ride? Signed Ecstasy, Dear Ecstasy, I've been on a lot of picnics. You may not have a budgy ride, but I'll guarantee this, we'll have a buggy cake. This is I know that. Here's one from Osklahoma City, Oklahoma. Dear Keith. I am in love with a fellow who works on a harsh rank here here, and I think he loves me too. He acts very badful when he's with me, and I think this is due to the fact that he only understan Park. How can I find out if it is serious in his intentions to me? Signed flustered, Deep thrust It as your sweetheart knows nothing but houses. If he gets serious, you'll know it immediately. The fight thing he'll do is open your mouth, sublimit to teach. Here's one from edgar Town, Martha's Vineyards, Massachusetts. Deer Chief. At a meeting of our club last Friday, we were discussing which was the most popular name of cities in this country. One says Springfield is used the most, another says Washington, one says Centerville. What do you say, sign tourists, Deep Tullett The most popular name that I have seen is Godlow. There seems to be one in every state in the Union. You'll notice it on all the times. Godlow. It's spelled d O sl W. Well, gee, oh, here's one you'll like cheep. Here's one from Chilipoffie, Ohio. Deer Chief. I am a boy eight years old, and at Sunday school last week, the teacher spoke about mouth parrarat. Can you tell me where this martin got its name? Signed boy scout dere boy scout mount A rat got a name from a putty cat. Many years ago. There was a cat that stuttered, and as she was walking over the hill, a stuttering cat said, I smelled out a rat, And now here's one. Here's one key from Chicago Hill. And I, although I had chief rebased yourself, well this one said there, Keith, what do you think of this? I put some fire teeth candling on my grape root and it increased the sweet fifty percent. Well, I'll ever said that one later, I about the easing of money. Ways are all the text that something protect that I never know the body Just what does the United States government consider an emergency motor fuel exactly? This a grade of motor fuels suitable for uses in ambulance, fire engines and emergency base This statement is taken from their pamphlets DVM five to seven to one, which contains complete specifications for emergency motor fuels. Texico fire Chief gasoline surpasses the specifications an emergency fuel brimming over with fire engine power. 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