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Moving right along to the Minnesota Goodbye, So looks good started. I was

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just reading the story that I know
nothing about because you had just talked about

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it on Dave's Dirt a minute ago. And this is the Colleen Ballinger who

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was also known as Miranda Sings,
And I don't know anything about her,

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but I heard your story. Basically, the story is she's a YouTuber singer

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and now she has these kids that
they were kids and now they're kind of

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adults, and they're like, she
had highly inappropriate relationships with us, and

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people are accusing her of grooming.
And I don't know, I guess the

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full definition of grooming, so I'm
not the expert. It didn't for me,

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like it didn't feel like grooming.
It felt like highly inappropriate relationships with

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children where she was treating them as
adults and it was so inappropriate, Like

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she shouldn't be calling thirteen year olds, She shouldn't be telling a thirteen year

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old talking about thirteen year old till
three am about chaos going on in her

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life, you know what I mean. Well, I just again, I

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don't know anything about it, but
I just find it interesting that somebody who

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is like a thirty six year old. That she's born in night and eighty

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six, so she'd be about thirty
six. Yeah, and she is a

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woman. She's attractive, it doesn't
really matter. But she has been sexting

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and texting underage boys. I think
it's mostly boys. She's sex then that's

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very If there's more two of the
story than I've read, then I don't

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want to say it's not grooming.
I guess from the initial thing I read.

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It depends on what Again, Like
you said, what is grooming?

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I mean, grooming is when you're
preparing them to basically making them feel safe.

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And we went through this with boy
scout training because with with boy scouts,

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there used to be a day back
in the day when one leader could

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go out with ten boys on an
overnight camp out and very very rarely,

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but apparently it did happen. It
never happened to anything when I was a

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boy scout, but leaders would groom
a boy like, oh, oh,

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you know what, you need to
sleep in my tent or you know,

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if you're scared of the dark,
it's okay if you sleep in my tent.

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And if you're cold, you know
what we can I don't even want

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to say what they would do.
I think that's grooming, or like we

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saw a video demo because you go
through this training and you have to say

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like, okay, if you see
this, you can't allow it. You

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can't be alone with a boy.
And one of them was a video of

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a hockey coach who had a favorite
hockey player and you'd come over and you'd

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be like, okay, I bought
you an Xbox and you know, would

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sound really good as a BackRub,
and it was like, oh, now

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that's grooming. But she did ask
a fifteen year old boy what his favorite

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sexual position is. Now, that's
not necessarily grooming. It's just disgusting.

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So I just wonder why somebody would
do something like that, you know what

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I mean. I'm gonna guess she's
emotionally immature, maybe has like a little

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bit of a mindset of a child
still herself. For whatever reason, I'm

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gonna guess these are people that are
like, oh, really promoting her,

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overly defending her, because who has
the time to run fandoms? Usually young

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people who don't have full time jobs, right, So it's usually kids that

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are like the main swifties or the
main BTS army or whatever. So then

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she gets really close to the top
fans, creates a group chat with them,

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and they're just so supportive of her. Yeah, I think it must

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have gotten blurry and it's so weird. It's the same reason you go,

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how could a teacher hook up with
a student? That's it's so messed up

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you don't even want to think about
it. I don't even like talking about

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it. It's so disturbing. Yeah, especially now that I have kids,

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and like it becomes more of like
something I have to be overly aware of.

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You kind of got to be aware
of it. There's a Rolling Stone

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article that says fans built her an
internet empire. Now they're tearing it down.

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So I don't know. I just
thought it was interesting. It's kind

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of like, didn't we talk the
other day about school teachers that hook up

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with thirteen year old boys? Because
yeah, yeah, Mary Kay Laturno was

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that her name? Like that?
Yeah, let's move a lot of more

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pleasant things here and let's see what
we got Minnesota. Goodbye. Don't use

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my name because I know they listen
to your show. Me and my wife

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are getting married in two weeks,
and we feel like my wife's aunt is

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hijacking our wedding. We wanted a
small backyard wedding and have a small budget

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of four thousand dollars. We were
using her aunt's background to host our wedding,

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so my wife thought it'd be good
to include the aunt into the decorating

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and planning. At first, I
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Why not? Now we are two
thousand dollars over budget because of her aunt

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keeps adding stuff that we didn't want
to begin with every time we suggest something

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or say something like, I understand, but this way is better. We

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tried to tell her, hey,
we're over budget, but she kept telling

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a six thousand dollars as nothing is
to the point where my wife just wants

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to cancel the wedding and get a
court marriage. How do I politely tell

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my wife to be I guess that
we us want to stick to our original

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plan without sounding like an asshole because
we are using her backyard. So I

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think, in other words, they
want to tell the aunt, we want

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to stick to our original plan.
Thanks for letting us use your backyard,

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we can't afford it. I think
you tell her exactly that. I know

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that she probably is really well intended
but I can't imagine somebody saying, yeah,

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I know you can't afford it's not
in the budget, but go ahead

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and do it anyway, because you're
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for someone to tell you that six
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I mean, that's for me.
I'd be like if, like, for

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instance, like if let's say David
and I were talking, Dave said six

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thousand dollars isn't a lot of money, I would be like, Okay,

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well maybe it isn't for you,
but it is for me, you know

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what I mean. Like you,
I feel like you can say that to

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her, be like, I get
that that's not a lot for you,

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and we hope to be in that
at that point one day in life,

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but we're not there right now,
so that is a lot of money for

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us. Yeah, I think you
are have every right to politely say we

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can't. We're going to pull back
on this one. The wedding's two weeks

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away, and I'm going to guess
that the aunt is going to probably throw

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in a few more things. So
you have every right to politely, respectfully

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say, you know what, we
can't love you. I know you mean

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well, but we just can't.
Good luck with that. Let us know

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how it turns out. Next one. Hello. First off, my name

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is Rachel, and being a Rachel, I think it's hilarious every time somebody

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named Rachel calls or tanks or emails
named Rachel. Because Falon commented racily recently,

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wow, we got a lot of
Rachels who listen to our shows.

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Second, I want to share some
of my favorite phrases you guys say,

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some of which I've adopted into my
everyday life. Okay, here, this

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should be good. Anytime you describe
something as delightful, I find myself using

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this all the time. Oh,
those pumpkin seeds were delightful. Those cupcakes

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were delightful. When Falon yells David, I'm waiting for you to do it,

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David, yes, because at Drake
I say one, one, one

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hundred percent all the time. When
Dave says something ridiculous and Falin responds with,

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what how does that go? I
don't know, say something ridiculous?

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Well, I, first of all, I don't think that there should be

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any bicycles allowed on streets because they
are a danger to themselves and others.

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What, Yeah, that must be
a yeah, okay, good By the

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way, I'm kidding about that.
I admire bicycles, so don't get on

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me. Also, the feet pick
you put on Instagram literally made me laugh

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out loud. Thank you for being
a ray of sunshine every morning on my

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way to work. Sincerely, bestie
Rachel. Here for the foot discussion.

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So I had the delight that you
had of watching the video and being highly

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surprised by the last photo. Yeah, we were all putting pictures. I'm

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like, okay, we need ideas. Let's okay, Drake, we got

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any ideas, And he's like,
well, people want me to model my

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feet on only fans. Okay,
well, let's make a bit out of

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that. And then we said,
let's all put our feet up and we'll

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make Jenny's feet the ugliest. And
so I googled ugly feet and I found

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some genuinely ugly old lady disease feet
that did not look good, and we

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said, oh, that's kind of
funny. But then I found one that

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looked like Fred Flintstone's feet with hair
and weird toes, and Jenny laughed or

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ass off of that one. I
said, that is the one right there.

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Next part this is for Dave.
Okay, I've been terrified to ask

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this, but I was the host
of think Fast in January the Scuba Diver

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if you recall, I do,
and you guys were so wonderful. I've

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always admired that you're a pilot,
as my brother flies for Delta and my

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fiance drives a motorcycle, so I
feel like there's so many ways I can

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somewhat relate to you. Also,
my dog of only ten years ago ten

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years passed away unexpectedly, so every
time you promote pause for pause that warms

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my heart. You really made me
feel like a friend, and I've made

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sure to tell all my friends that
you are as wonderful in person as you

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are on the radio. My fiance
and I are getting married on August thirteenth,

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and I keep meaning to ask if
there's any chance you would be willing

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to officiate our wedding. Our ceremony
is small, it's at the Arboretum.

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I know you said you don't do
that much anymore, but I would regret

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if I didn't at least ask.
I totally understand if you say no,

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and I'm little embarrassed even asking,
but with how personable and friendly you were,

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I had to shoot my shot.
Either way, I appreciate the time

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I had to meet you all,
and thank you. That is from Rachel.

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Rachel. I actually looked in my
phone to see what I'm doing on

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August thirteenth, and I am going
to be on vacation that weekend, so

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that is the previous week is the
Morning Show convention in Dallas, and we

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don't even get home until the thirteenth. So but I am flattered that you

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would ask. Yeah, And I
really don't anymore because even though I hate

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the word ordained, it sounds so
religious, but I am legal to marry

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people, and I've married probably twenty
couples or more. Well, I did

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the mass wedding at the Treasure Island, so I've married probably fifty couples or

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more. But I really don't do
them anymore. And the reason is I

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thought I would do them every weekend, and then I thought, well,

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to marry somebody, you have to
make it respectful. So you have to

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meet with the couple first, and
you have to say, well, how

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did you meet? So I can
tell some funny stories. So when I

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get up there, I go,
this is Joyce and Bob and Joyce and

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Bob met at the water park one
time they were both lifeguards. Blah blah

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blah. And to make it a
respectful wedding, I have to meet with

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you and we have to do a
rehearsal and they have to actually write it.

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Yea. So I really don't do
them because it takes away, you

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know. Look, we get a
day and a half off every week and

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so, but thank you so much
for asking me. I really do appreciate

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that, and happy wedding. Next
one, I heard your podcast yesterday.

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You made a comment about being let
down because you have been eating right working

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out, but you gained three pounds. That was me. Don't worry too

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much, says Jessica. As you
continue to work out, you will increase

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muscle mess hence you will gain a
little weight. But that's the good weight

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to gain all muscle. Bruh.
So keep up the great work on dad

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ass. Thank you, Jessica.
I appreciate that. One. Yeah,

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I lost like six pounds in a
month working out, and I lost like

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twenty on Lithia, but six more
working out. But then I gained two

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and a half pounds of muscle.
The other day I got a scale,

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and I'd gained three pounds in two
days, and I came in crying to

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foul, and I had my head
on her shoulder, right, and I

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was probably just bloated, because later
that day I had lost two pounds.

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And I think, honestly, that
might be it for the Minnesota Goodbye.

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Let me see if there's any leftovers. There is one that goes back a

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little bit here. Nope, that
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is pretty much gonna do it for
the Minnesota Goodbye. Your emails really do

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make the podcast possible, or we'll
talk about something totally random. I will

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say Powerball is worth seven hundred and
fifty million dollars tonight, so depending on

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when you listen to this one,
check that out. And that is it

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anything to add? I don't think
so. Okay, we'll see you next

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time on the Minnesota Goodbye. Our
email address is always Ryan Show at KDWB dot com