It's the fuck back to the day we make you look smart? All right,
House waving his finger at me, saying he's better be good. And
I think they're strong. I think they're strong. Let's start with cheese,
because everyone loves cheese. Uh okay. Wisconsin is the only state in the
country and the only place outside of Switzerland where you could become a master cheesemaker.
It's also the only US eate that requires a license to make cheese.
Yeah, cheese, Okay, dude, I did like a little further research
on this. You have to have ten years experience with at least five years
experience in the cheese variety for which you seek certification before you could even be
considered for this program. Would cheese variety? Do you think you would want
certification? Oh? Dude, I would probably go I would probably go Parmesan.
I feel like the age Parmesan is my favorite, whiz it'd be a
good one to be an experience. I'd go American American American Toss. Okay,
yeah. Fun fact number two. And you know what, there was
a lot of pressure on me to do this one because the Wizard. The
Wizard likes his underwater caves and he forced me to tell you guys that the
world's deepest underwater cave is in Czech Republic. It's at least seventeen hundred and
four feet deep. That's as far as anyone's been able to go. So
they haven't even found the bottom of this thing. Okay, you couldn't even
scoop it down here. If you tried, Wizard, you end up dead.
That is fun. There's your fun facts. Wow, there's a fun
fact. Not very fun. Yeah, okay, let's talk about the Beach
Boys. Okay, surf in USA. All of each one in the Sun's
Song surfers. Huh yeah, well not really. Dennis Wilson was the only
member of the Beach Boys who actually surfed. In fact, he was giving
an interview like in nineteen seventy six and they asked him, Hey, who's
the best surfer in the group, and he's like, uh, I'm the
only surfer. He's like, Brian likes inner tubes, Carrol likes boats.
Al's tried it a couple of times, but uh, it's me. I'm
the serfer. That's neat. That's all of them, that's neat. It's
the funk that to the day we make you look smart in front of your
buddys. It's the funk that to the day