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It's the fuck back to the day
we make you look smart? All right,

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House waving his finger at me,
saying he's better be good. And

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I think they're strong. I think
they're strong. Let's start with cheese,

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because everyone loves cheese. Uh okay. Wisconsin is the only state in the

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country and the only place outside of
Switzerland where you could become a master cheesemaker.

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It's also the only US eate that
requires a license to make cheese.

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Yeah, cheese, Okay, dude, I did like a little further research

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on this. You have to have
ten years experience with at least five years

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experience in the cheese variety for which
you seek certification before you could even be

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considered for this program. Would cheese
variety? Do you think you would want

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certification? Oh? Dude, I
would probably go I would probably go Parmesan.

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I feel like the age Parmesan is
my favorite, whiz it'd be a

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good one to be an experience.
I'd go American American American Toss. Okay,

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yeah. Fun fact number two.
And you know what, there was

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a lot of pressure on me to
do this one because the Wizard. The

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Wizard likes his underwater caves and he
forced me to tell you guys that the

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world's deepest underwater cave is in Czech
Republic. It's at least seventeen hundred and

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four feet deep. That's as far
as anyone's been able to go. So

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they haven't even found the bottom of
this thing. Okay, you couldn't even

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scoop it down here. If you
tried, Wizard, you end up dead.

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That is fun. There's your fun
facts. Wow, there's a fun

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fact. Not very fun. Yeah, okay, let's talk about the Beach

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Boys. Okay, surf in USA. All of each one in the Sun's

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Song surfers. Huh yeah, well
not really. Dennis Wilson was the only

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member of the Beach Boys who actually
surfed. In fact, he was giving

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an interview like in nineteen seventy six
and they asked him, Hey, who's

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the best surfer in the group,
and he's like, uh, I'm the

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only surfer. He's like, Brian
likes inner tubes, Carrol likes boats.

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Al's tried it a couple of times, but uh, it's me. I'm

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the serfer. That's neat. That's
all of them, that's neat. It's

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the funk that to the day we
make you look smart in front of your

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buddys. It's the funk that to
the day