1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:15,679 Made a decision. Face sunny, so I had a right. So what's 2 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:20,480 up? Everybody? There? Goes Kaylin out the door. Kaylin went to 3 00:00:20,559 --> 00:00:23,320 go. Your guys are getting a peek behind the curtain. Kaylyn went to 4 00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:25,800 go get some water. And we're like, where's our dad going? I 5 00:00:25,879 --> 00:00:31,039 know we're flying solo right now. Who's manning the ship? Who's driving us? 6 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,840 Are we gonna land? Okay? Why don't we know the bake a 7 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,840 break? We're on the autopark. There's no clock, I can't I don't 8 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,119 know what time, and it's the time to take a break. We're like, 9 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,240 okay, we're just gonna take a break. Kayl we took a break 10 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,719 early, just to get it out of the way, right. He's like, 11 00:00:48,759 --> 00:00:51,280 I'm just going down the street to get water. I'll be right back. 12 00:00:51,799 --> 00:00:54,159 Oh my gosh. Okay, you know what, Let's say hi to 13 00:00:54,200 --> 00:01:00,200 our fun fabulous Patreon subscribers. You two, by the way, for twenty 14 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,240 five dollars a month, you get a shout out on that right on every 15 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:07,079 show, not just once a week, every single show, you're gonna hear 16 00:01:07,159 --> 00:01:10,560 your name and we'll say something funny to get along with you. You don't 17 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,879 know what we're gonna be. Might we might call you the C word, 18 00:01:12,599 --> 00:01:19,159 you know. I like Jennifer Falls, Sarah Stefano bitch, she's nice. 19 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:23,000 Yeah, we love all We love all you guys. Leslie, come on, 20 00:01:23,079 --> 00:01:27,120 accept her. I don't like her. I mean her, go go 21 00:01:27,239 --> 00:01:34,359 to a TV clinic already. I'm kidd Alicia Aaron, Who is Amy? 22 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:38,280 Well she's that's such a nice. Kelly brand is your like your aunt? 23 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:44,159 She'll give you a mentos or right? Not a count Rebecca. We should 24 00:01:44,159 --> 00:01:52,400 just go through. Rebecca Lubin. No, yes, oh my god, 25 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:59,480 we're offending so many people. Missy and Gabby count Oh yeah. Katerina Mueller 26 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,920 not a no, nope. Valerie Fenwick, she hits it out of the 27 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:08,159 park. Yeah, she can't be. She's a goat. Polly, you 28 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:12,439 love your pancakes at the youa. We love your dancing. Elizabeth Williamson, 29 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:16,879 all your kids, they're awesome. Stephanie Stinker Rinker Um and Krista get this 30 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:25,319 strap and Hero is great and not a cut. I don't feel like he 31 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:29,879 would appreciate being if he was one. He's like, I don't want to 32 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:36,360 know. I'll tell you. Rita, you're awesome. Yeah, Jacob, 33 00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:42,960 same as your chic is Fucke and ulysses. You get an exclamation point next 34 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:46,680 for your name. That's right, love all you guys. Yep, thanks 35 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,960 for the support. So you had a fundraiser over the weekend that I didn't 36 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,639 go. Yeah, okay, so Lynnette was gonna come to this fundraiser, 37 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:58,439 but you know what, girl had a busy weekend. You were already a 38 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:02,159 little overwhelmed, and you were talking about, um, the love is Blind 39 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,800 thing, and I was like, but you're also coming to the fundraiser and 40 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,319 you're like, uh no, I got my mixed and weekends mixed up. 41 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:12,800 Yeah, so no problem, no problem. Amo. As you would say, 42 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:19,599 I took Robin Robin. Now two things that I had to look nice 43 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:23,120 for this end. You know, a busy weekend. I did have a 44 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,479 busy weekend. One thing to know about me is like I'm I'm and I 45 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,879 think you are the same, even though I would say you have had to 46 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:36,840 had to lead a little more of the celebrity life and had to dress up 47 00:03:36,879 --> 00:03:39,759 for things, probably more on the regular, And I would say I have 48 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:45,199 two, but I still feel like I'm in. I still feel very much 49 00:03:45,199 --> 00:03:47,439 like I'm in high school, like I don't. Yeah, yeah, And 50 00:03:47,639 --> 00:03:52,840 also full disclosure, I want to say I gained a bunch of weight over 51 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:57,039 COVID, but that's not even really true because I after COVID, I still 52 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,719 was continuing to gain weight. I just never steph you look look the same. 53 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:04,520 I have gained a lot of weight. It doesn't matter cancer at my 54 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:08,840 age, it doesn't really matter. I'm not even like whatever. The problem 55 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,520 is just that my clothes don't fit. And I know what you're thinking, 56 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,120 newm and yes, I should really, I should really do stay about it 57 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,720 and get motivated, and I will. And I've been trying back off the 58 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:26,759 sugar as of like good four days ago, I'm trying, but as of 59 00:04:26,879 --> 00:04:30,240 right now, I'm still in enough denial that I've only bought a few things 60 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,879 that are like I've bought just enough to get by so that I don't have 61 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:39,240 a complete panic attack when I have to dress nice, because it just sucks 62 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,079 to have to buy clothes. And like everybody understood, everybody who struggles with 63 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,199 their weight knows about when you're like, oh, I'm buying clothes that are 64 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,720 two or three sizes larger than I would normally buy them, and that doesn't 65 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,879 feel good, and you get real in denial where you're like, well, 66 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,519 I'm only gonna wear this once and then I'm gonna be skinny again, so 67 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:59,480 this could be a waste. And then you're like, not only am I 68 00:04:59,519 --> 00:05:04,120 wearing it, but it's getting tight. So that's where I was. Literally 69 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,319 I bought some clothes, like you know, and you know what really did 70 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:14,360 me in writing the book? I get it. Writing is like NonStop anxiety 71 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,759 where every time I've had like a production job, I get fat every time 72 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:24,639 because all I do is eat craft services. I'm just always munching on something 73 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,480 and you're busy and you just don't think about what you're putting in your mouth 74 00:05:28,519 --> 00:05:30,480 and you're just like, oh, I'm kind of hungry. I'll eat this 75 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,800 ore and cookie there. Yeah, And that's how I gained weight when I 76 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:39,879 was like literally like nineteen or twenty and I worked at my first office job 77 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:44,519 and I wasn't working out or you know, your metabolism slows down a bit 78 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,120 after high school, and I was like every I thought I could just keep 79 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:51,240 eating the same way. So like every like coffee break or whatever, people 80 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,519 would go have a cigarette. I'd go to the vending machine. You know, 81 00:05:54,639 --> 00:05:58,279 I have a candy bar have this. Anyway, when I let myself 82 00:05:58,319 --> 00:06:00,120 go, I let myself go and then I get it back together and I 83 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,439 start going at the gym and blah blah blah anyway, like oh, as 84 00:06:03,439 --> 00:06:10,879 soon as I see like dressy attire, I get like, shit, yeah, 85 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,399 what does that mean? What am I? Because I just want to 86 00:06:13,399 --> 00:06:16,439 wear jeans and a baggy jacket or something, you know what I mean. 87 00:06:16,519 --> 00:06:20,759 I don't want to be like pants, right, I know pants? I 88 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:25,000 know. Well, like Sunday we had to dress up for the Love Is 89 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,079 Blind thing and they're like, no jeans, and I'm but I'm at my 90 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,879 condo and I don't have anything but jeans or sweatpants and yoga pants. That's 91 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:36,560 about it. So it didn't matter at all. Who cared. They wasn't 92 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,720 even on camera anyway, it didn't matter. And then I do get that 93 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,160 like where I'm like, oh, I gotta be a rule follower. And 94 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,680 then I thought about this with the fundraiser. I was like, Okay, 95 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:51,199 they want like dressy formal attire. But it was at Laura Numerov's house, 96 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:55,120 the writer of If You Give Them Ause a Cookie, So it was for 97 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:59,959 the foundation that joined our village. So how did you you met her? 98 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:04,399 Because she so I met her at book book signing with Laura Calfcart Robins and 99 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:10,120 I was presenting Laura doing a reading and a book signing, and then Laura 100 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,319 came over to me and was like, I'm a fan of yours. And 101 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,759 then she said I wrote the book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie? 102 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,519 And I was like, bitch you Lyon and she was like no, seriously, 103 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,839 like I wrote that book. And I was like, oh my god, 104 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:25,560 I'm fan girling right now. It's crazy, Like my kids are going 105 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,759 to freak out. I was like, what if you give a pig a 106 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,600 pancake? If you give a musa muffin? Like, I've read all the 107 00:07:30,639 --> 00:07:32,680 books, remember I told you. She was like, well, I've written 108 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,519 forty of them. And I was like, well, I've read a lot 109 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:41,600 of them, right right. So so then her the person she's doing all 110 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:48,480 this work for this foundation that is building libraries in Africa. I love children. 111 00:07:48,519 --> 00:07:54,360 It's so interesting. It's such a cooling. And so they were saying 112 00:07:54,399 --> 00:08:00,279 that they were doing like a gala. I've never been clear in people are 113 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:03,879 going to correct me if it's gala or gala, but somebody told me that 114 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 it could be said either way. That's what I would think now. I 115 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:11,759 think salve can also be pronounced save or salve, right, And I think 116 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:16,720 tournament could be pronounced tournament or tournament, tournament, tournament, tournament. Anyway, 117 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,199 I was at this gala. So I got invited to the gala. 118 00:08:20,439 --> 00:08:24,759 And where was it at? It was at Laura's house. You know a 119 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,120 lot of Laura's by the way, Laura knumerof It was at the author of 120 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,360 If You Give the Mouse, So cookie was at her house, okay, 121 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:35,039 and it was so cute. She had done these like um big banquet, 122 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:39,240 like the big round tables, like at a regular gala. But in her 123 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:46,279 backyard it was freaking freezing. So I have been cold ad all weekend. 124 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,519 So I wore this kind of a thin jacket. I have a picture of 125 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:54,240 it. I think we posted it on the Facebook group, but I'll post 126 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:58,360 the picture on our Instagram, Yeah, and then we'll post the picture of 127 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:03,000 us at Love is Blind. Lots of Instagram pictures to post. But anyway, 128 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:07,159 so we get there and it's outside and it's like kind of up in 129 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:13,440 the hills in the Hollywood hills and it is cold, and Robin, well, 130 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,519 Robin brought like a little coat and there's these heat lamps, but you 131 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:20,799 know there's certain heat leaves that we're not giving off good heat, right, 132 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:26,200 so we were cold like immediately. Yeah. And for me, like you 133 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:31,559 know, I don't drink right, So it's like these things always seem like 134 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,240 a good idea. I know. It's just like the love is blind right, 135 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:39,000 my eyes gettinggger than my stomach, where I'm like, oh, something 136 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:41,480 to do, and I'm gonna go and that's gonna be cool. But then 137 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:43,840 I get there and like everyone's at the bar getting a drink and then there's 138 00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:48,480 they had a cotton candy machine and like that's so cool, but like you're 139 00:09:48,519 --> 00:09:54,200 not eating sugar. So I was just like, huh okay, here I 140 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:58,039 am. Yeah, but I did. I met this writer. Her name's 141 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,799 Jen jen Man, and she wrote this book People, I'd like to Punch 142 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:07,399 in the throat. Oh I love this regally funny and she was a blogger 143 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,320 like way back when I used to be like a blogger. We should actually 144 00:10:11,399 --> 00:10:13,440 have her as a guest. She doesn't live out here, though, maybe 145 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,840 we can zoom her in when we learn that technology. But anyway, she's 146 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:22,200 friends with Laura Numerov and Laura Cathcart Robins was there too, Okay, she 147 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:30,039 was at Laura's and Cecil's. I have two cecilies. Yeah, yeah, 148 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:35,440 anyway, so it was really nice and like, um, and like maybe 149 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:39,960 maybe they'll listen to this episode and if so, that's fine. I don't 150 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,240 think they'll be mad at me for this. But um, one thing I 151 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,799 noticed, and I was telling you this, was like they were not very 152 00:10:46,799 --> 00:10:50,840 good at asking for money. Well that's kind of a thing like that. 153 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,519 Well that's kind of the important thing. It's the point. That is the 154 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:58,759 point. I was like, why are these people not asking us for money? 155 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,080 Right that you're so supposed to ask for money? Like and I think 156 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,759 all the people there would have gladly like given whatever they I think they did 157 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:09,879 make a lot, but they could have made more if they were just like 158 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,759 a little bit more aggressive about it. So for instance, like you in 159 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:16,000 charge, totally, Yeah, you would have been good. I would have 160 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,159 been in people's faces to do a fundraiser. That would be fun. We 161 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,000 should let's do that. We could totally do that. We could do it 162 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:26,360 at Wilman Frieda's. Yeah, like for a good cause. Yeah, let's 163 00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:30,480 do that, Okay, wanting to do something like that, let's think of 164 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:35,120 let's all right maybe for like me, for like a couch. A little 165 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:39,840 joke. So I was because this thing is really cool. But at one 166 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:46,519 point, like they were talking about what happens to kids in Africa that drop 167 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:50,039 out of school, and you know, it's very serious, like a lot 168 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:54,279 of these kids don't have access to education, they don't have access to books, 169 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:58,799 they don't have they don't have anything. They live in like abject poverty, 170 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,080 right, you know what it's like you think about we're all sitting around 171 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:05,600 this, Yes we're cold, but we're out of poverty, eating salmon and 172 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,080 listening to them talk about this, and you know, they were just saying 173 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,480 a lot of these kids, like they don't have books to read, they 174 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:16,840 don't they don't see a future for themselves. And then a lot of them 175 00:12:16,919 --> 00:12:18,600 drop out of school, you know, and if they drop out of school, 176 00:12:18,919 --> 00:12:24,799 like sixty eight percent of them end up sex trafficked in child labor, 177 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:30,559 married, married a child marriage, you know, child brides, and so 178 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:35,399 Robin and I were kind of joking, as is inappropriate today later, but 179 00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:39,080 we're like, so they said that, but then they weren't like, Hey, 180 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,600 so this much money can get you this and this much money, this 181 00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:45,480 much money. If you don'tate this much money, you're gonna buy you can 182 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:48,440 buy five books. If you donate this much money, you can line a 183 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:52,080 shelf with books in a library. If you donate this much money, you 184 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:56,799 can a bookshelf. Right, we need bookshelves for these libraries, if you 185 00:12:56,039 --> 00:13:00,279 know, and on and on and give people a tangible like this is going 186 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,360 to help these kids get an education. And I was like, if I 187 00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:05,000 was doing it, I'd be like, or maybe you want kids to get 188 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:09,679 sex trafficked, right, Like is that what you want? Is that what 189 00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:13,080 you want? I guess you're just pro child for the free food. I 190 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:16,799 was like, you gotta guilt chip these motherfuckers, like you gotta give them 191 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:22,519 tangible. Meanwhile, there's like the raffle tickets that we don't know what's being 192 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,480 raffled off. I was like, all buy raffle tickets, right, Bob, 193 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:28,279 and was like I'll buy raffle like I'm ready, I'm ready. I 194 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:31,440 brought a checkbook. Yeah, like yeah. I was like, I don't 195 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,559 know if they're going to take venmo I brought my personal bank account, checkbook, 196 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,320 you know, tell me what you want. Nobody asked me for money, 197 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:41,279 really, But then they had this so they had these raffle tickets and 198 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,679 there was just a kid in charge of it. There was like a ten 199 00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:46,799 year old kid and he was hard kind of to understand, and he didn't 200 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:50,240 really know what was going on. He was like Nick Lache hosting The Love 201 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:54,519 is Blind, and he's just like, you want raffle tickets? And I 202 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,840 was like, okay, what are they? Like, what are they raffling 203 00:13:56,879 --> 00:14:01,679 off? And he's like I don't know, Like is there anywhere? Is 204 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,159 there any printed out anywhere we see like what we're hoping for? Right, 205 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:07,600 It's like I know it doesn't matter, but I kind of want to dare 206 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:11,879 to dream, right what you could have won, like a trip to to 207 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:16,879 I don't know. Right. There was also apparently a silent auction, but 208 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:22,759 nobody knew. None of us knew where to find the silent auction, how 209 00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:26,559 to how to bid on things? Right, you know if this was at 210 00:14:26,559 --> 00:14:31,519 a school, you know these Yeah, they need to get some Oh my 211 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,720 god, you're gonna see it all over everybody's Facebook, Like they're gonna be 212 00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:39,399 calling you, like, listen, get on there and bid for this Lakers 213 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,480 tickets or whatever. And you know what I mean, these schools know how 214 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:45,720 to make money. Yeah. I think these people are all a bunch of 215 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,279 do gooders and they have really good intentions, but they don't have any aggressive 216 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:52,000 salesforce out there. Right, you know you need somebody from an MLM, 217 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,399 right, Oh yeah, you need to get your team together. Yes, 218 00:14:56,759 --> 00:14:58,960 yeah, But I was honestly like, okay, so Robin, didn't they 219 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,279 to do so She's like, all buy raffle tickets. So they have like 220 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:07,240 a slide show that shows you the No, they had nothing library being built 221 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:11,720 during nobody did anybody get up and talk. A couple of people got up 222 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:16,000 and talked okay, but they didn't go now is the time where we ask 223 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,240 you for money. Get out your phone, because usually go go onto this 224 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,879 website and please whatever you can donate. You know, they said we really 225 00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:28,320 would appreciate your donations. But they didn't say get out your phone. All 226 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:33,960 right, let's take a little break. Yeah. So you know, I 227 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:37,360 just had some notes for them because I just felt like, yeah, I 228 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:43,679 would I wanted to like, maybe we could do a little fundraiser for them 229 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,519 could do. It really was a cool Yeah. Honestly, I was like, 230 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:50,039 this is a bit of a missed opportunity because this is such a great 231 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:54,960 Like how many people in libraries for people? I mean, I don't know, 232 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,559 like fifty, Wow, that's pretty good sized people. Usually there's somebody 233 00:16:00,639 --> 00:16:03,759 that's gets up and goes all right, we got a silent auction happening right 234 00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:08,200 now. Go to the table, sign up right now, and then like, 235 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:11,120 okay, we're gonna send people to your tables. Here's you know, 236 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:15,600 put your hard number. These things before right, I've hosted them and still 237 00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:18,840 felt like I needed to donate a bunch of money because I was like, 238 00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:22,440 well, hosting it's not giving them not going to pay their bills, right, 239 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,159 you know, you just feel like you get moved by these things you 240 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:32,159 hear about. I did one for this um thing called Child and Family Guidance 241 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,200 Center out here that helps a lot of at risk kids. And I was 242 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:40,039 just from my friend Cecily, not my podcast partner, but my mom friend 243 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:42,600 Cecily Um does grant writing for this company, and she asked me if I 244 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,960 would host their thing, and I did, and oh my god, I 245 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,919 was bidding on air. I was like, oh, oh, there's this 246 00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:52,039 Batman basket. Oh but put they did those things where you drop the raffle 247 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:55,399 ticket in for the prize you want to win, right, you know. 248 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,440 I was like buying ten raffle tickets for this thing, and buying this thing 249 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:02,080 and bidding on this I them and you know I love that stock. Yeah, 250 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,319 I know, I get fired up. Yeah yeah. And then you 251 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:08,200 could buy at this one. You could buy the centerpieces to your table. 252 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,680 If like sixty bucks, you can get this like giant like orchid. So 253 00:17:14,519 --> 00:17:18,279 everything goes. There's so many ideas for how to like do those fundraisers. 254 00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:22,640 Yeah, we gotta do it, and maybe we should do it in town. 255 00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:25,720 I don't know, because we want to get a good turnout. Because 256 00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:32,599 I did, I did my so. Suzanne's sister Danny started the UM with 257 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:38,119 the Shakespeare Shakes Shakespeare Festival in LA She started UM. What's it called at 258 00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:42,400 will shit kid? It's on the tip of my tongue, but anyway, 259 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:48,720 it's for at risk kids in the inner cities. It gets them grants to 260 00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:52,839 get some scholarships and it and it the she she takes these kids and she 261 00:17:53,279 --> 00:18:00,039 has them take us a Shakespeare play and make it in their interpretation of it, 262 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,640 you know, and then they and then they put it on in Los 263 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:07,039 Angeles. Willpower, Willpower to Youth, I think, is okay. Yeah, 264 00:18:07,079 --> 00:18:14,720 so um so we did a Shakes Shakes beer festival at we hosted at 265 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:18,440 our place in Malibu. It was why like ten years ago, but it 266 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,200 was so fun. It was the first time I were like, I'm sitting 267 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:25,839 with like the board members of her of the organization, and we're talking about, 268 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,839 you know, getting all these everybody's like you know, rallying, like 269 00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:33,559 tickets to see Jay Leno and like you know, go see Adams race cars 270 00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:37,519 and get a ride with Adam around the you know, pch like all these 271 00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:44,119 things that we auctioned off raised like twenty grand because there was we had like 272 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,240 five hundred people we sold tickets for. Jay Leno performed, um pat Oswald 273 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:55,799 uh God bless Bob Saget, Jeff Ross did like a whole comedy thing. 274 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:00,119 I think I remember remember that this Yeah, yeah, love Patton Yeah, 275 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:04,319 Patton os while I know you do. And and Howie Mandel, well, 276 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,559 how are you Mandel? Is that a different one anyway? And then we 277 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:14,119 had like I think like the White Hot the White White Teas. Remember that 278 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:19,319 band, Plain White Teas played, Yes, they played, and also um 279 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:26,440 the singer from the Female the Bengals, Susannah Hoff, Yeah, she played. 280 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,839 It was such a great day. It was so great and five hundred 281 00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:33,240 people and it was so but it took I mean I spent like six months. 282 00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:36,400 We had to get a permit for Malibu. I had to go to 283 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,400 the offices in Malibu to get I got, you know, a permit. 284 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,519 We had to get valet parking. There was nowhere to park. We had 285 00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:45,640 to like get secure three parking lots. I just remember going to neighbors that 286 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,480 had a huge lot, Can we use your house to park cars? Like? 287 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,240 It was just this whole like six months leading up to it. It 288 00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:56,279 was so much fun. And we should do something like that again. The 289 00:19:56,279 --> 00:20:00,279 thing is is finding a venue. That's the thing. Yeah there venues. 290 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:06,319 Yeah, Yeah, we could do it here in Patrick's backyard totally. He'd 291 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:07,599 love that. Yeah, he would love me. Just start planning ship for 292 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,839 the Patrick. Listen. We know we're doing our podcast here, but we 293 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,359 want to throw a huge fundraiser. I think it would be fun. We 294 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,119 should do that. I would love that. I would too. I like 295 00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:23,079 stuff like that. I mean anytime. And I it's not even like I 296 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:26,799 have that many connections, but I've been on raffle committees. I don't mind 297 00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:30,279 it. I don't mind ask two of us stuff. We all go to 298 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:33,160 like Trader Joe's and go, hey, can you donate You know a lot 299 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,640 of these places will donate stuff, and then between the two of us, 300 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,960 we know people, oh give us stuff. Oh yeah for raffles. Yeah, 301 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,240 And I mean I've done the parenting out loud. I used to do 302 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:48,400 that every year for my kids elementary school, and everybody would be kind of 303 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:55,000 astounded at the fact that every year I did it myself. I got all 304 00:20:55,039 --> 00:21:00,480 of the items, and I was because nobody ever for something like that number 305 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:03,079 I told you about, even my kids current school. How I was like, 306 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:04,400 I could put on this show and They're like, well, what are 307 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,000 you gonna need And I was like, I don't need you, Like, 308 00:21:07,079 --> 00:21:10,839 I'm gonna just do the show. I can put it up. I did 309 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:15,799 it at Vtelo's Restaurant, Yeah, where Robert Blake shot Fannie Lee Bakeley, 310 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:22,000 right, yeah, not my neighborhood Bakeley. Yeah, Yes, Vtelos is 311 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:26,960 still there. So we did it at Vtelos for the parenting out Loud and 312 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:32,240 Robin helped me one year and one mom from school did all the raffle stuff 313 00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:36,839 did the ones were you get different prizes and people decide which prize they want 314 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:40,359 to go for. I had a I use some stuff that we got as 315 00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:45,359 um you know, for sponsors from sponsors, some swag I donated it to 316 00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:48,160 like my cause, like I feel like I had a bunch of I can't 317 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,759 remember what I had, but you know, people loved all the stuff and 318 00:21:52,799 --> 00:21:56,279 that the raffles can make a lot of money, right right. I would 319 00:21:56,319 --> 00:22:02,599 do like five dollars for one ticket or you could get like three for ten, 320 00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:04,960 right, and then you know it was like low stakes. But then 321 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,640 we charged like whatever, thirty dollars at the door twenty five We raised like 322 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:12,000 thousands of dollars for the school. And I didn't have to have that much 323 00:22:12,079 --> 00:22:15,720 help, right, It was not a big deal now, I know, 324 00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:18,000 And you know, so many people like I remember we had to ask, 325 00:22:18,079 --> 00:22:22,200 you know, all these comedians would you do you know? And usually it's 326 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,240 like I remember Adam asked Leno for me and he was like Is it for 327 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:27,559 the kid? Is it for kids? And he's like yeah, and he's 328 00:22:27,559 --> 00:22:30,000 like, I'll do it, you know, I mean people would just yeah, 329 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:34,680 like I mean they're usually generous with their time if it's a fund raiser, 330 00:22:34,839 --> 00:22:38,160 you know, like we there only reason why we couldn't do something like 331 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:44,559 that. I think it would be fun. Yeah, absolutely, who would 332 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:48,119 we ask? I don't know, we'd have to Are we gonna do a 333 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,720 comedy night or are we gonna like, you know, I don't know what 334 00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:56,400 are what we would do? Comedy would be fun. Yeah, we could 335 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,240 get some comedians, We could get a like singer, yeah, yeah, 336 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:06,079 yeah. Patrick knows some people too from his boy band days. I know, 337 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:11,519 send them boy band? You knew that right here? What was it 338 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,200 big? He said? It was kind of like they has like a song 339 00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:18,039 that did pretty well, like a song that was the theme song for some 340 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:22,319 TV show And yeah, they toured and and I was like, did you 341 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,400 dance? Did you do choreograph? Choreography? And he was cho yeah, 342 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,559 and he's like it was like, um, what was the band? He 343 00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:36,279 said? It was like uh he said that when they were like what's that? 344 00:23:36,559 --> 00:23:38,839 You know that? What the eight degrees kind of no, what's the 345 00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:42,720 band with Adam? He's the singer like Maroon five? He said, oh 346 00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:47,920 okay, like he played an instrument and dance, but they were they were 347 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,000 a boy band and his hair was bleached and right, yeah, that's so 348 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,720 funny. You didn't know him then, right, I didn't know him. 349 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,960 You've only known him through yeah this job. Yeah. Right. The first 350 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:03,200 time I met Patrick was when we did our for Crying Out Loud live show 351 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:10,559 in Hollywood. Yeah, that was the first time I met Patrick. Yeah, 352 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,880 the first time we did a live show and you were like, hey, 353 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,319 do you want to go do this live show? I don't know, 354 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:19,119 it's just like for fun or you know. And I was like okay, 355 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,680 but and I invited a bunch of my friends, but I didn't think people 356 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,960 were gonna come. I was like, I don't okay, it's just gonna 357 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,680 get a wreck at a restaurant. And then we show up and there's people 358 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,880 that are like, hi, I flew in. I know. We were 359 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:40,039 like yeah, yeah, we're like taking pictures with people. They're like, 360 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,480 we're such big fans. We're like, well, we didn't realize a Facebook 361 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,480 group, Yeah we have shit. Yeah, so we didn't know We just 362 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,400 thought it was just gonna be a bar crawl, and we were gonna start 363 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,319 at tin Horn Flats and you and I were just gonna get up and talk 364 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:56,440 for like half an hour. Yeah. So we invited Emily from Sex with 365 00:24:56,519 --> 00:24:59,920 Emily Emily Bars. Yeah, she was our guests. We didn't really have 366 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,200 much planned because we're like, well, we'll just I don't know, we'll 367 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,519 just keep it kind of short, right and then yeah, and it was 368 00:25:07,599 --> 00:25:11,039 full. It was full. People were up at the bar and I didn't 369 00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:14,799 realize they were mostly like there for us. Yeah. Yeah, that's when 370 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:17,640 we were kind of like, oh, maybe we should do another one of 371 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:22,559 the things for real. Still took us a few more years. So we 372 00:25:22,599 --> 00:25:26,480 did San Francisco. That was fun. Kaylin got up and did stand up. 373 00:25:26,519 --> 00:25:29,599 That was fun. That was your first time doing stand up, Yeah, 374 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,640 and your last time doing this. I tried it one more time. 375 00:25:32,759 --> 00:25:37,559 It did not work as well as our fans are very nice. That was 376 00:25:37,839 --> 00:25:41,319 fun. That was fun. That kept going too. We should do another 377 00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:44,480 one of those, Yeah, we should, we should. I just don't 378 00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:47,359 like, I don't I don't know, like I'm not I'm not a comedian, 379 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:52,200 so I don't know I feel we have to prepare with stories and stuff. 380 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,599 Yeah, and god damn it, Like I gave that tape of Jerry 381 00:25:55,599 --> 00:26:00,039 Seinfeld on my Answering Machine to Jay who used to work with us, and 382 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,799 he has it. I want to get it back just just so my kids 383 00:26:03,839 --> 00:26:07,599 can hear. I mean, that would have been really funny. But remember 384 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:10,519 we were like, oh my god, we're gonna have to get like a 385 00:26:10,559 --> 00:26:14,240 boombox, Like how's that going to work? Right? Like slide show behind 386 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,279 us. We were very much like I don't know how this is gonna and 387 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,680 Patrick was like, all right, yeah, I need stories. All right, 388 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,200 what are you? What's your opening? And You're like, I don't 389 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,640 know, I don't know, I'm just me opening what. Then I brought 390 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:34,279 my friend's story about her priest crazy preschool drama and we read that. I 391 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,519 mean, we could definitely do another lot, an actual live show, and 392 00:26:38,559 --> 00:26:42,680 then we'll just do like I like, we're letting our listeners hear the plan 393 00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:45,880 exactly. Just do like a half hour of us like doing a show, 394 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,519 and then a half hour of like Q and A. Yeah, we don't 395 00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:52,839 have to air it as a live show. There's nothing more annoying than listening 396 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,559 to a podcast live show as a show, right right? Why is that? 397 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,720 I guess it's it doesn't it's not as intimate, like right now, 398 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,440 you know, I think when I listen to a live podcast, because it's 399 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:10,599 it's so far as all sounds not great usually right, and then I don't 400 00:27:10,599 --> 00:27:14,119 know, doesn't it's you, it's not as intimate. I think that's also 401 00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:18,799 like about podcasts, yeah, because that sounds like talking right right. But 402 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,960 also like if I listen to let's say, my Favorite Murder, which I've 403 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,400 only listened to a like one of their live shows a long time ago, 404 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,680 but it's there's always stuff happening that you're that the audience isn't in on unless 405 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,319 they're live. The live audience, you know there's something happening, somebody yells 406 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,039 something out there, like dealing with stuff in the crowd, and if you're 407 00:27:37,079 --> 00:27:41,640 listening at home, you're like, I don't know. So many podcasters do 408 00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,640 live shows constantly. Yeah, it's all they do. They tour around. 409 00:27:47,039 --> 00:27:52,480 Why don't we, I mean we should tour. We're lazy. We're so 410 00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:56,000 lazy. But I think that, like I'm not a performer, so that's 411 00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:00,519 why for me, Like I think if I had more of a forming Geane 412 00:28:00,559 --> 00:28:04,200 and me, I guess maybe, but yeah, well you are. And 413 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,000 it's like, how's it much? Is it gonna cost? Is it gonna 414 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,359 you know right? How much do we charge? Right? And then there's 415 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,640 that fear nobody's showing up. I have all the same things. But when 416 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,160 we did San Francisco there were like two hundred people there. Yeah, were 417 00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:25,119 Our show's only bigger than it was back then. We Yeah, I think, 418 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:30,559 I think, yeah, think yeah, I think. So it hasn't 419 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,440 shrunk since San Francisco. We haven't gotten fewer listeners. Was San Francisco like 420 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:41,359 twenty seventeen, yeah, six years ago? Yeah, it's about right. 421 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,559 And the other thing is what city do you do it in? You know 422 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:48,160 what I mean? I think we go to Phoenix. People on the show 423 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,759 with us. Yeah, so Teresa's reached out to us. Yeah, Teresa 424 00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:56,680 wants to come on. We just have to make sure the date works. 425 00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,960 I think it does. Yeah, that's gonna be fun. I'm excited for 426 00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:07,279 that. I love Teresa too. She has her book is coming out called 427 00:29:07,359 --> 00:29:11,920 Making It Home, and it's really really good. I've talked about it before. 428 00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:15,559 Um, it's available for pre order, but it comes out in June, 429 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,799 so I know she's going to want to be on a bunch of shows. 430 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,519 Yeah, oh I'm excited. I love Teresa. Yeah, I always 431 00:29:22,519 --> 00:29:26,640 loved And she said she has a good Patreon for us too, because I 432 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,519 told her, you can come on, but you also better do a pat 433 00:29:29,759 --> 00:29:32,279 you got to do a Patren And she was like, oh, I have 434 00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:36,720 a good one. Nice. Oh I'm excited. Yeah. Yeah, Teresa's 435 00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:40,839 fun. She's She's great, super smart, such a good writer. I 436 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:48,200 know I'm prepping all of my writer friends for like just bad reviews, because 437 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,359 and myself as well, because bad reviews are just like the bane of my 438 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,839 existence. Everybody I was, I looked up, So what do you mean 439 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:02,039 you're just because I'm because you got to like tell people like Teresa, just 440 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,000 make sure you're not reading reviews of your book, like, because people will 441 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:10,920 come out early and hard and just like people just love to just love to 442 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,759 talk to take you down, you know. Yeah. So, like I 443 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,559 after I got out of the fundraiser the other night and I was kind of 444 00:30:18,559 --> 00:30:21,559 bonding with Jen Man a little bit. We were talking about reviews, bad 445 00:30:21,599 --> 00:30:25,680 reviews, like people that just say nasty stuff and want to make sure. 446 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,160 You know, like they'll find your Instagram, they'll instagram you and tell you 447 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,799 like you're ugly, your book is terrible, you know. And I was 448 00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:36,319 like, but they'll even do it to children's books because we were talking about 449 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,799 this book that I love for kids called Miss Rumphius. I think many years 450 00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:44,119 ago I might have told you about this, how I just love this kid's 451 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,240 book. It's the most beautiful book. It's about this lady who um, 452 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,160 it's just a really sweet story. It's for like young kids. Like I'm 453 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:57,079 gonna say, like it's good for like ages maybe four through ten, you 454 00:30:57,079 --> 00:31:02,359 know, Okay, this lady and the part of the story is she goes 455 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:10,000 around the world and she throws these flower lupine seeds, and then they sprout 456 00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:15,160 these beautiful flowers. So then later you look around after she's died, there's 457 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:21,160 all these beautiful flowers because she threw all these flowers. Right. So I 458 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,240 was on Amazon looking at the book and I saw like a one star review 459 00:31:23,319 --> 00:31:29,759 for it, and somebody was just like, this is so irresponsible because lupines 460 00:31:29,799 --> 00:31:32,960 are predatory flower. They're not really a flower. There are a weed. 461 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:38,279 And the message of telling people to plant weeds around is so terrible, and 462 00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:42,440 I was like, of course it always a Karen, always a Karen. 463 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:47,960 So then I was just to make myself laugh because Jen Man and I were 464 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,839 talking about that. I looked up to see if there were any bad reviews 465 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,759 of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, and I sure found one. 466 00:31:56,319 --> 00:32:01,799 And here it is evil subliminal message. It's a review from twenty and twelve. 467 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,559 I hate to be a party poop, but I do believe there's a 468 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,640 very evil subliminal message in this book. The point seems to be that it 469 00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:15,480 is bad to do kindness for people, since they invariably will end up taking 470 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:22,640 advantage of you. Not surprising, the author is not Christian. This book 471 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:27,920 is very anti Christian and anti Biblical. Compare this with the Parable of the 472 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:34,000 Good Samaritan and then all in caps, Beware the Eleven of the Pharisees. 473 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,400 Okay, yeah, and twenty people found it helpful, by the way, 474 00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:42,519 Hell, those are the people I want to talk to. Really, are 475 00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:45,200 you kidding? Twenty people were like, oh, this is a good review. 476 00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:49,640 Oh my god, thanks for the warning. I'm not picking up this 477 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:53,319 piece of trash. Yeah, there's always going to be somebody that says something, 478 00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:57,640 Oh, there's always gonna be tons of people. It's not just somebody 479 00:32:57,759 --> 00:33:00,480 people people love. I mean, it's like what we were talking about on 480 00:33:00,519 --> 00:33:05,440 Tuesday's episode with people are coming out of the woodwork to be like Vanessa was 481 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,279 a terrible hostess, saying, oh my god, there are bigger problems, 482 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:14,319 like she was good? Right? Right? How are you that angry at 483 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:19,720 Vanessa? How is that really? You had to take the time out of 484 00:33:19,759 --> 00:33:22,440 your day to go rant about her on social media? A horrible that. 485 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,720 I just find that baffling to me. This is why we can't have nice 486 00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:30,160 things. Yes, can't have a book like if you give a mouse a 487 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,519 fucking cookie. It's a great book. It's so cute. Why do people 488 00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:37,000 have to try to find a problem with it? Yeah, I don't know. 489 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:42,079 Anti Christian, anti creation? Wow? Yeah, well um yeah, 490 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:46,440 let's take a break and we're back. What's going on with you, Kaylin? 491 00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:52,920 Yeah? What's going much? Just my weekend? Birthday? Weekend? 492 00:33:53,119 --> 00:33:58,359 Was it good to um? We talked to Kaylin on Tuesday's episode about his 493 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:04,400 adventures, um, his Alice in Wonderland adventures and but when you got back, 494 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,199 so you got so you were gone over a Friday or over Saturday. 495 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:12,679 We're gone over a Friday. And then we spent a lot of Saturday kind 496 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,280 of driving up the coast instead of taking the freeway because they wanted to kind 497 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,840 of look at some of the other beach towns. Bullshit, you wanted to 498 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:25,800 spend more time away from as long as they home the scenic crew, Yes, 499 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:34,800 exactly. And we ended up stopping Insenitas because I don't We got to 500 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,280 talk to this couple at the bar in La Joya and they told us about 501 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:43,239 this like garden with these big giant Koi fish Koi ponds. I was like 502 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,480 okay, and then I was look, yeah, you don't see enough of 503 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,440 those kalin You wanted to go kill more fish. I wanted to see it. 504 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,639 I was like, okay, I know how these things work. Now 505 00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:54,559 you're like, this is my life. Yeah, I know, I know 506 00:34:54,639 --> 00:35:00,079 from Koi fish. But actually I found a I love to fine places to 507 00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:05,760 eat off Yelp. I'm constantly just finding restaurants and stuff on Yelp, and 508 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,719 uh so I and then I found this taco place on Yelp, and I 509 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:12,000 was like, oh, let's stop at Encinitas and get some tacos and look 510 00:35:12,039 --> 00:35:15,440 at the koyfish. And we got to this taco stand and it was like 511 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:21,679 an over an hour long wait to get these fucking tacos. Oh my god. 512 00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,360 We were standing and Amy was like, I'm so hung taco version of 513 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,559 In and out burgers, right, Yeah, it was ridiculous. And Amy 514 00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:30,199 was like, I'm so hungry. I'm gonna walk across the street and get 515 00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:34,960 a slice of pizza and then I'm gonna come back and then eat tacos there. 516 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,199 So she had to go get a slice of pizza in between waiting for 517 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,920 tacos. Yeah, and they were pretty good. Yeah, it's not worth 518 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:45,760 the weight, but they're pretty good. I had visitors at my house last 519 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:52,039 week. Oh yeah, at my condo. Okay, So I was talking. 520 00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:57,159 I got a call on like Friday afternoon from Mike Gerstein, who lives 521 00:35:57,159 --> 00:36:01,239 in Arizona, and he's he's dry being into town because he's getting sued because 522 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,239 of his company whatever. He's got a lawsuit going on. Okay, so 523 00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,880 he's got to spend like four days in La and he's like and and so 524 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:14,960 he calls me and Dawn and he wanted to see us, and he's like, 525 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,199 I go where he's staying. He goes I don't know, and I 526 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,000 was like, He's like, can I do you have a Can I stay 527 00:36:20,039 --> 00:36:22,840 at your condo? And I was like, I guess. I mean I'm 528 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,840 not there on Sunday. I can leave you the key. You can spend 529 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:30,119 the night Sunday. So then I'm there Monday and Tuesday, but he needs 530 00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:34,559 to stay till Wednesday. So I was like, shit, what did I 531 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:37,360 get myself into? Now he's gonna Now he's there, I don't like, 532 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,639 guess I know, and it's not a big condo, but he's got I 533 00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:44,639 got an extra bedroom. So I'm like, all right, what do I 534 00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,679 care? Like I've known Mike my whole life, right, it's like having 535 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,800 family come to town. So I leave him the key. Then the next 536 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,760 day I go there and I'm like, Dawn, you better come and can 537 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:58,079 you spend the night because I don't want to be like I haven't seen Mike 538 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,519 since Palm Spring, right, you know, I don't know. It would 539 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:04,519 be all right, but be better if don was there for a buffer. 540 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,079 But then what did I get myself into with that? Because God blessed Dawn, 541 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:13,920 but she freaking it's a little bit. You asked me yesterday. Is 542 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,920 it because of her brain injury or is she kooky? And it's a little 543 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:21,880 bit of both. She repeats the same story, oh, like as if 544 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,800 I've never heard it, you know, like her daughter went to France with 545 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,800 her boyfriend and they're getting married. He's gonna propose, he's gonna propose, 546 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,639 and then an hour later. But me, I'm always just like Suzanne goes. 547 00:37:32,679 --> 00:37:37,960 I don't know how Lynette, you've never had this patience before because normally 548 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,559 it's flipped like Suzanne's got all the patience in the world. Like last time 549 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:45,679 we saw Don afterwards when we were done, she was like, she repeats 550 00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:47,760 herself and you just like talked to her as if you just heard the story, 551 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,960 because I just humor her. I don't know, it's like in one 552 00:37:52,039 --> 00:37:53,679 year out the other kind of thing. And I do love her, like 553 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,679 you know, she's like family too, have known her my whole life. 554 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,920 But is it like a thing from the brain entry or is or is she 555 00:38:02,039 --> 00:38:07,599 that add that she just has forgotten. She's definitely got add and but she 556 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:13,280 definitely has some brain I think that the repeating it's gotten worse as she's getting 557 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,960 older, right, but so I don't know, I just have the patience, 558 00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:21,920 Mike, no patience. You know. She'll be like, so my 559 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,119 my daughter just he's gonna propose. He's like, bitch, she just told 560 00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:30,559 us that story an hour ago. And she's like all right, and it 561 00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:32,400 doesn't bother her. She's just like she just looks at it as Mike, 562 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:37,599 you know, because we're constantly And then my WiFi kept going out because he 563 00:38:37,679 --> 00:38:39,760 had his Apple Watch, he had his like everything was charging up, and 564 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,400 then I don't know, my wife I kept going so it's like Mike, 565 00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:45,639 Mike's here. He can fix it. You know. He used to be 566 00:38:45,639 --> 00:38:47,639 a table guy. So he's like, I'm plugging. He's going in the 567 00:38:47,679 --> 00:38:52,840 crawl space to unplug it and put it back in, and then gets going 568 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:59,360 again. And then she brought over her Oculus, the VR stuff and mine. 569 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,320 Every time I tried to go on at the same time, it would 570 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,480 crash. So anyway, he's like now, so he's on there. I'm 571 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:09,719 on the phone with the wife with Spectrum and he's like, hey, is 572 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:14,519 it because we have a friend Mark who uses it for porn, I guess, 573 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,239 and he's like, is this what Mark uses? And I was like 574 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,159 on the phone with the guy and he's like, oh my god. He 575 00:39:20,199 --> 00:39:22,840 goes, he goes, I can get porn on this thing. So he's 576 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,559 on Dawn's thing and the guy from Spectrum is like, so tell your friend 577 00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:32,639 that's watching porn to unplug the oculus. It's like, I guess this conversation's 578 00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:37,000 not getting recorded right now. And he's like, I'm just repeating what your 579 00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:38,960 customer is telling me. And I'm like, you didn't have to call him 580 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:44,679 out that I was watching porn, dude. And then meanwhile, Dawn's sitting 581 00:39:44,679 --> 00:39:47,039 there, repeating, repeating, and I'm going like, what the fuck did 582 00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:51,880 I get myself into? And then and then Mike's like, god, there's 583 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,440 so many good restaurants around here, and he orders like fried chicken waffles, 584 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,159 and then we eat, and I was like, Dawn's ready for bed by 585 00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:00,760 the way. She comes over and like her, Jammy's pret she's in bed 586 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,679 by nine. It's like ten thirties, ordering like root beer floats for all 587 00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,920 three of us. All three of us are not drinking. He's sober, 588 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,280 she's not drinking because of her brain and dry I'm not drinking. So we're 589 00:40:10,679 --> 00:40:15,239 having like root beer floats right, and it's like eleven thirty and I'm like, 590 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,400 I'm going to bed, you go. And then I was like and 591 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,000 then he's like, then Tuesday comes and I'm like, I love that he's 592 00:40:23,039 --> 00:40:25,880 still not drinking. Oh. Yeah, he's been sober for you talk to 593 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:30,480 him right, sober for like seven years now. Yeah, he's doing good. 594 00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:32,880 Yeah, he's doing great. Yeah, but oh my god. He 595 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:38,480 has this freaking vape pen with nicotine. Like he's got his oils that he 596 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:43,039 puts in it, and it's one of those vapes that look like a like 597 00:40:43,079 --> 00:40:49,320 a charger for your LAPTI. Yeah, and he smokes it and it's just 598 00:40:49,679 --> 00:40:53,159 it's like watching Metallica or something. It's like it's like a smoke machine and 599 00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:57,880 me don are sitting there and I can't see her because there's just a plume 600 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,360 of smoke of smoke. Or we're making fun of a and he's like, 601 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,400 I know sometimes I'm driving and I can't see the road. Oh my god. 602 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,559 So then what happens the next day? He's during the day, he 603 00:41:06,599 --> 00:41:08,079 calls me and I go, so, you're gonna be back at the condo 604 00:41:08,159 --> 00:41:10,800 tonight. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm texting Dawn like, are you gonna come 605 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,840 back? Please spend the night because I just got one more night with him, 606 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,480 and then I'm going back to my house. And then she's like, 607 00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:19,800 all right, I'll come back. I'll come back. So she comes back. 608 00:41:20,039 --> 00:41:22,039 Anyway. He calls me in the middle of the day and he's like, 609 00:41:22,519 --> 00:41:23,880 UM, guess what just happened? I said, what happened? He 610 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:28,159 goes, I'm at the law offices. We're on the eighteenth floor, and 611 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,840 the fire trucks. The fire department was called the fight. The smoke alarm 612 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:36,559 went off because he's in the bathroom smoking is vague. Oh my god, 613 00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:39,280 I think that was gonna be a joke. He was because he's caused. 614 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,960 He said. Three fire trucks showed up. They had to evacuate the whole 615 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,920 building. They're on the eighteenth floor. They had to go down the stairs. 616 00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:52,039 And his lawyer was like, was that you in the bathroom that He 617 00:41:52,159 --> 00:41:53,840 was like, I told you, I don't lie. He goes, yes, 618 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,599 it was it was me. And he felt so bad, and I 619 00:41:57,679 --> 00:42:00,880 was like, at dawn, guess what just happened? A mic Oh my 620 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,519 god, yeah, get in trouble. Yeah. His lawyers were pissed. 621 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:07,519 The people were pissed at him. The manager of the building had to come 622 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:09,719 talk to him, like, you cannot bring, you cannot smoke, you 623 00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,440 can't do any of that stuff inside the building. You're gonna set the alarm 624 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,239 off. I'm surprised he didn't set my alarm off. Oh my god. 625 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,559 It is a plume of smoke. It really looks like you're at a concert 626 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,440 with the smoke machine. That's how bad it. What is he thinking? 627 00:42:23,679 --> 00:42:27,639 I don't know. He doesn't drink. He's nuts. He's crazy, I 628 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,480 know, but there's so many like smokeless vapies. Look I know, like 629 00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:34,119 I'm like, Mike, you can't just have a little thing like you gotta 630 00:42:34,159 --> 00:42:37,440 smoke out of a freaking brick, you know. And he's like, yeah, 631 00:42:37,039 --> 00:42:39,960 I love it. He's like he's got his formula. It's called like 632 00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:45,199 witch crap. I don't know, like some nicotine flavor. That's crazy. 633 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,880 I know, I know he's a little crazy. Did he end up leaving 634 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:52,000 on time though? Yes? And then yeah, so then douple like that 635 00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:55,559 always have like another thing that comes up. What do you mean, like 636 00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,880 like, oh I just need to stay one more day? Oh oh yeah 637 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:06,039 no, So then right, good question. So Dawn's there the second night 638 00:43:06,199 --> 00:43:08,159 and we're talking about his lawsuit and it's going well and everything, and he 639 00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:12,400 goes, but I gotta come back next week and I go, okay, 640 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,119 I go, well, I need my condo back, and he's like, 641 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:17,880 all right, I gotta date this weekend. You can't. You gotta get 642 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,519 your shit packed up and go. So he left, but he's back. 643 00:43:21,559 --> 00:43:23,880 He found like he was when he was there at my condo. He's looking 644 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,519 for I could find you a hotel and he goes, fuck the hotel. 645 00:43:27,559 --> 00:43:30,199 You got an airbnb for like seventy five bucks a night. It's like a 646 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,760 room in Venice. He's like, I want to go to the beach some 647 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,840 like showing me all these different places for like sixty five bucks and we're like, 648 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,360 what what do you get? And he's like there's somebody else, Like 649 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,079 there's a room where somebody else is there too, and I'm like, you're 650 00:43:45,079 --> 00:43:47,079 gonna share a room. He goes, I want to spend as little as 651 00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:52,519 possible when I'm here. Like, so we have this friend, okay, 652 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:59,360 So so John's John has a friend. He's my friend too. He passed 653 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:05,559 away sadly, he died of cancer and he was living with this woman. 654 00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,880 So they were living in this very small apartment but very close to the beach, 655 00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:16,400 and it rent control and so much stuff in there. Right, it's 656 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,400 like a little apartment. It's like a one bedroom apartment, and there's like 657 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:25,840 just stuff everywhere, right, And and John went and helped the woman that 658 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,840 he lived with was his ex wife, and they cleaned out some of the 659 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,199 stuff, but there's still so much stuff. And she decided that she is 660 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:39,760 going to sleep. She bought a bed for the living room basically okay, 661 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:45,199 so that she could airbnb the bedroom. And I said to John, I 662 00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:51,599 was like, who would possibly, I go, what person in the right 663 00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,400 line would rent a room with, like the woman whose apartment it is like 664 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,639 sleeping in a bed in the living room. And John goes, you'd be 665 00:44:58,639 --> 00:45:01,000 a surprise, yea, my girl, Dane Wood, he's probably there right 666 00:45:01,039 --> 00:45:06,159 now. That's what John told me. That was originally what air andbnb kind 667 00:45:06,159 --> 00:45:12,199 of was, was like example, like, I guess vrbo their whole advertising 668 00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,039 thing is um, my neighbor Mitch was telling me this is basically like, 669 00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:19,800 Hey, do you want to go stay somewhere where other people aren't in your 670 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,079 in the place don't you want your own place to yourself. Well, this 671 00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:27,559 is you're actually renting out a place and no one's there. So apparently airbnb 672 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,599 really was not like just going and get it now. I mean, I 673 00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:35,679 haven't even heard of looking for an airbnb and the people are there. I 674 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,639 know that that's like a bed and breakfast kind of thing, right like, 675 00:45:38,679 --> 00:45:43,199 I mean yeah, but I think of a bed and breakfast as like a 676 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,239 sort of almost a hotel but a little homie or like an inn. Right 677 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:51,480 Like, there's it's a big, huge mansion and there's different little rooms and 678 00:45:51,559 --> 00:45:52,960 you come down to a main kitchen. I don't know, I don't I 679 00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:57,960 was just telling like, hey, um, sorry, I'm using the only 680 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,880 bedroom in your breadroom from right. I go, Mike, you're gonna live, 681 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,679 You're gonna like stay for a week with somebody else in the room. 682 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,679 He's like, I don't give a shit. He's like, I just need 683 00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:07,960 a bed. I'm not I'm not gonna be there. I'm gonna be gone 684 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:12,760 all day. I don't set the alarm off, by the way, you 685 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,000 know. But I know I was telling I was explaining to Sonny and we 686 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:20,440 went to dinner the other night about Airbnb or bed and breakfast. I was 687 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,159 telling him, like your parents had a We went. The very first and 688 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:28,079 last time I ever stayed at a bed and breakfast was we went on our 689 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:31,039 honeymoon and I picked, like I picked this house. I don't know. 690 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:36,000 It was like in Zion by the by Zion National Park. So I found 691 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,559 like this bed and breakfast. We get there and there's like the people or 692 00:46:38,639 --> 00:46:40,960 Sonny He's like, so the people live there, and I'm like, yeah, 693 00:46:42,079 --> 00:46:45,039 we like it's like I can't picture dad and somebody else's house. I 694 00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:46,079 oh, yeah, no, I know me neither. And we left the 695 00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:49,920 next day we got up and just oh, so it wasn't quat like a 696 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,760 big it was. It was like they were very sweet, but like the 697 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:59,519 bedspread was all flowery and old school like that, like rough scratchy. Yeah, 698 00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:02,800 and it was just you're in somebody's house and like we were hungry and 699 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:07,079 we wanted to make your breakfast. Well we didn't. We left. They 700 00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:09,559 said that they would make breakfast and we were supposed to stay stay two nights, 701 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:15,559 but well he got there, Mike Adam was like what where where are 702 00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:16,800 we staying? And like, well, I don't know. I thought bed 703 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,840 and breakfast was so cute. It sounds cute, especially on a honeymoon. 704 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,239 Right, No, hell no, we couldn't get out of there fast enough. 705 00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:28,079 He's like, all right, well, sleeping here tonight, but tomorrow 706 00:47:28,079 --> 00:47:30,559 morning, we're just gonna go all the way straight through. We're gonna drive 707 00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:32,719 to Sedona because that's where we were gonna go to. Next stop. So 708 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:36,880 we just left and just we stayed there one night, never went back. 709 00:47:37,119 --> 00:47:42,159 Screw that. Oh that So it's just some people are cut out for that. 710 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,119 Will you always hear about people that are like, my dream is to 711 00:47:45,159 --> 00:47:47,400 have like a bed and breakfast, right, It's like, so your dream 712 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:52,199 is just to have constantly having guests in your house and having to make them 713 00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,599 breakfast. You gotta get up before them and ship, Like what, I 714 00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:59,679 don't even want to make breakfast? Like, if that is your dream, 715 00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:05,639 it die. That's a terrible dream to have. You want turkey sauce and 716 00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:13,159 shut the fuck up. I got regular sauce or no sauce. It's so 717 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:17,239 bizarre. Well do you guys have half and half just a mill? Right? 718 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,960 Imagine that, Like your guests are like expecting like a nice breakfast. 719 00:48:23,079 --> 00:48:25,880 Oh and they were like, you can go the grocery store and get whatever 720 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:30,039 you need, use the frigerator. The fridge is all cleaned out. You 721 00:48:30,079 --> 00:48:32,000 can have the top shelf to yourself. Like what am I doing? I'm 722 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,639 gonna go buy groceries and make dinner. I'm not gonna make lasagna in your 723 00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:43,719 kitchen Like what that? Oh my god? No, thank you. You 724 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,480 end up having to make a freaking five course meal. And they're like, 725 00:48:46,519 --> 00:48:50,480 so what time show are we all sitting for dinner? You're like, are 726 00:48:50,519 --> 00:48:53,559 you high? And what are you talking about? The family members are showing 727 00:48:53,679 --> 00:49:00,280 up. Scott's my in law. He's gonna be joining us, these vegetarians. 728 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:07,679 Fuck that noise. Oh my god, I had no idea. I 729 00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:12,880 guess I've just never gone to a bed and breakfast about don't don't. I'm 730 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,159 here to tell you don't now. Oh my god, I am too. 731 00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:20,719 I'm sorry, but I am spoiled in that way. I'm not spoiled, 732 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,639 and I don't think it any other way. But I told you about the 733 00:49:22,639 --> 00:49:27,880 time that John and I went to New York. I was just visiting John. 734 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,360 I've told this, I know. I hate it when people say, 735 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,199 like, I've probably told this before, but I have. But we were 736 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,320 having our first trip together and I went back east to go and I met 737 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,199 his family, and then we were going to New York and we were going 738 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,679 to spend the night in New York. And so his dad used to be 739 00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:46,719 a member of the Princeton Club. That sounds nice, It sounds nice. 740 00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,880 So his dad was like, I'll get you guys a room at the Princeton 741 00:49:51,039 --> 00:49:53,440 Club. And so of course I was like, well that sounds down, 742 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,639 I fancy and kind of proper. I like it, you know. So 743 00:49:57,679 --> 00:50:01,679 we get there and it is like so old and musty, and his dad 744 00:50:01,679 --> 00:50:07,320 had booked us a room with twin beds. And I had been just spent 745 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:12,480 like a week with John at his parents' house, where you know, we 746 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,760 were in separate rooms. We couldn't even be in the same room. All 747 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,079 the room said twin beds, so we were in separate rooms. And so 748 00:50:17,119 --> 00:50:21,840 I hadn't barely touched him, you know, he didn't even want to make 749 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,639 out in those days because it was just like two tense. His parents were 750 00:50:24,679 --> 00:50:30,440 like very not about yeah. Yeah. So now we get to New York 751 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:37,239 and I'm like, oh, oh, So then they showed us so John 752 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,880 went. I was like, no, that is just wrong. And it 753 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:45,039 turned out that his dad had purposely booked so yeah, because John's like, 754 00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:49,079 this has to be a mistake. And so we go to the front desk 755 00:50:49,119 --> 00:50:52,400 and they're like, no, that's the room that was booked and we don't 756 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,400 have any other rooms. So they had one other room and it was like 757 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:59,679 the room where like the janitor sleeps or whatever. So it was a room, 758 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,599 you know how. It was like you walk into the room and the 759 00:51:01,639 --> 00:51:06,440 bed is right there against the wall. Instead of there's no opening, there's 760 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,039 no like ya where you walk in and there's a little closet like a normal 761 00:51:09,119 --> 00:51:15,239 hotel. It's just like a room and a bed. And I was like 762 00:51:15,599 --> 00:51:20,239 I started crying, like no, I'm not saying I'm not. And I 763 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,639 was like I don't care that he's going to think I'm a diva. I 764 00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:24,880 don't care. And I was like, we need to We need to go 765 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:30,679 somewhere else. And John was like very stressed because he felt bad, right 766 00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:35,639 embarrassed that his dad had booked us this room. And so he was like 767 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,880 so within like forty five minutes, we had a room at the Sophie Tall 768 00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:45,840 Nice and it was like we were kind of fighting because just because he felt 769 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,639 bad, and then that made me feel bad. But as soon as we 770 00:51:47,679 --> 00:51:51,880 walked in the door at the Hotel Sophie Tall, it was like, oh 771 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,519 yeah, and I was like, okay, I did us a favor, 772 00:51:55,639 --> 00:51:59,400 right, I'm sorry I made things tense, but I was not sleeping in 773 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:04,000 that fucking yeah. Yeah, I know, no, so weird. Yeah, 774 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,280 and it wasn't even like that much more expensive. Right, that's a 775 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,559 thing I think like a bed and breakfast probably cost you just as much. 776 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,519 They think you're paying for the experience, right, You're like, I don't 777 00:52:13,559 --> 00:52:19,719 want that experience. Couldn't pay me No, oh my gosh, oh boy. 778 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,519 Well this was super fun. Yes, that was fun. And remember 779 00:52:22,519 --> 00:52:24,840 when I used to tell people, well, this was a good show and 780 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,039 then they were like, I'll be the judge of that bit, right, 781 00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:32,199 Okay, Well I had fun and we did our shout outside mind we did 782 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,920 them last week. So that's it. We love you guys, and love 783 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,960 you you next week, and thank you, don't have it up good