This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak. Okay,
okay, we're back, We're back. Samy there, san Antonio man,
Okay, okay. If it's more cow, yeses, more cow, hits
loud, more cow, it's home. I'm not the I guess the fifteenth
green. I think six sixteenth, right, I don't know where I'm at.
Are you buying Marikawa? Yeah? Okay, okay, yell it out
like your drill instructor. Ty to a camera. That's good. Okay.
Who's who's up right now? Is the guy in the blue pants? That's
Max Homer. I'm trying to see. Okay, skid, Okay, you're
doing Hey, you're doing great, dude, Dude, I am right next
to the camera. Mean, I mean, I'm standing right next to you.
You're not alone. You're not alone right now. We're right there with
you in this together, like this together. Unless see, you're gonna have
to come with my course or whatever your name is you're supposed to be yelling
at. You don't even know his name and you can't see him. The
microphones are by the tea box. They're big microphones next to the valero by
the tea box. Maxim someone hitting? What what do you see? Sam?
Sam? Sam? Sam saying Markawa is lining it up. There's more
cower and lining up now black paint a bunch of people in front of me.
Okay, that's that's Connor's who's lining up some more combo will go last?
Okay, okay, so do okay? You have the live feed right
Kevin? Yes, okay, okay, here's Mark Is that not? That's
Connor's for us. Connor probably already hit for you though. Yeah, I
have two guys hit Sam. He can't He literally can't see anything by the
odds of an A plus or he's sleeping san Antonio. Man, he's still
has a shush the guy that the turntables have turned. Okay, more collage
should be hitting any second now, right. Are you ready? Okay,
I'm ready. When he's when he hits loud as you can get more rec
cowa, I'm singing Morecawa about to hit. Yeah, I mean JJ,
crank me up. Here's the TV. I think Sam just went home.
Yeah, there's more collars shot he did? Sam? Are you just back
in your living room? Feet up on the coffee table? Do you mean
to take a damn picture? Dude, No, I believe we saw you
on TV a second ago. Yeah, he looked like Bigfoot. You're big.
That's okay. Are you mad about this, san Antonio man, I'm
not. I'm just getting frustrated that I can't deliver the A plus. Well,
I got all these I got this whole gallery stand in front of me.
Okay, I got law enforcement linger around. You've learned a lot.
I'm a little scared. It's a part three. He's got a chance to
get to the seventeen tea box, right, We're not doing this screen for
a whole nother. No, listen you, there's always another chance. The
twenty twenty five Valero texts open is one year away. Okay, Hey,
san Antonio man, Okay, you know the hotline number. Call back when
you're at the seventeen tea box. Okay, okay, the tea box of
seventeen. Okay, all right, go go, go, go and get
a good spot. Bye bye. I'm going. Okay, Well you will
hear from him. That's getting mad at us. Yeah, he wants to
come through, he wants to deliver. Well, what the hell happened there?
I don't think he was a US open. There's not. I think
he got there late. People deep and he was probably about four or five
people deep in the in the in the the gallery and he just couldn't see.
Okay, well that's b pen Is at all times either. Yeah,
so seventeen. Yeah, he doesn't really know the golfers or where or how
golf functions, he said, He said, malicoraw Cora, Now who am
I looking for? Like you're supposed to be yelling that Malicoras bad? That's
real bad, big problem if he got Malacora on TV A plus immediately Malcora,
Okay, we'll take a shot at seventeen. I don't know ten plus
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eventh birthday, na I thought Natash Lean was gonna call out. She was,
but we had too much san Antonio. Man. So oh the door
just opened. Oh oh my god, red hair, red hair, beauty
just sat down by the mic. Hello man, what's your name? Ellison?
Zi was a young little guy I always wanted to do with torresting radio.
Well, you're in luck, Natasha. This is Mike Siroy. I'm
the ding. Welcome to terrestrial radio. How are you today? Jayj and
there doing tickers? Yeah, we don't do tickers. You know, if
you trust for a radio, there's a couple other stations right out of that
door. Go ahead, thanks for stopping by. Natasha's not doing well.
I'll go do Bowen. Why don't you go fill in for bow and play,
I don't know, play Godzilla out the lights in the theat by Atasha,
all the drugs. Okay, David Blaine's with you want, Mike?
What when were you gonna tell me? It's David Blaine's birthday? Magic man
just woke up. I read David Blaine's book, You Don't Know? Some
funny within the book there was allegedly clues. I think I've told you this
before, right, If you read David Blaine's book, which I did.
There's clues and the first person that decode all the clues in the book,
it leads you to an actual physical location in the United States of America where
there's a golden orb that is worth at least fifty thousand dollars. Did anybody
find it? Yeah, they found it and it was like in Los Angeles?
Who found it? I don't have the name of the person that found
it, but one person, yes, person decoded the clues, solved it,
found the I guess geo coordinates of the location of the golden orb and
got it and got the money for it. I worked hard on this.
I had pencils out and pens pencil that I had it somewhere in I believe
southern Mississippi and it was found a month later in Los Angeles. Damn you
know what power rank? Our final four birthdays? David Blaine fifty one odium
done, Robert Downey Junior fifty nine, Oh legend, David Cross sixty okay.
In second, CRAIGT. Nelson eighty okay. No, someone can't make
it. Who's the other? Craigton Nelson, David Cross and the eliminator who
gets eliminated and who's the other one. Robert Downey Jr. David Blaine,
keet rid of, Craig tin Nelson obviously give Rid a coach. It's David
Blaine number one, and then two holograms of David Blaine at two and three,
and then standing by watching is Robert Downey and uh David Cross and David
Cross read his book too Funny as yeah, I think, ye, yeah,
they're funny. Easy boy. That Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. He's
got some thoughts about how movies are made. He's like, yeah, it's
kind of funny when the studio comes in and ruins everything. But I took
the money. I'm okay with it. He ledger. It would have been
forty five. Muddy Waters would have been one to eleven. Okay. Talkbacks
are huge. Now we're putting on sixteen, so we are in pretty good
shape here. Uh, and he's supposed to call back in a second.
Seventeen Here is talkbacks, Kevin. If you guys can get Dusty Sleigh,
you absolutely taken. Danny is going to eleven. He might be one of
the funniest people on the face of the planet. And I'm not sure if
he's doing a character because his older stuff didn't used to didn't used to be
quite so southern. But hot, damn is that man funny? All right,
I'll check him out. We're taking Yeah, we are? You said,
yes, I went and went aading booked. Ye, all right,
Dusty sleigh Master's Preview with Dusty Slay next one, as in, uh,
actually I think you will. I've seen, I've seen enough to know like
at least like it. Fine, I like it. Good morning, guys.
This is Russell be Love and Muscle. I just wanted to point out
how nice and clear it is this morning, and for Kevin's sake, it
better be this nice and clear out Monday, or I'm coming for that ass
suck. Yeah, Russell and maybe others threatening to beat Kevin's ass if there's
clouds. Can you imagine being Kevin on Monday walking to your car, just
looking over your shoulder. Yeah, you know what, You're under my protection
through the end of the eclipse. Thank you. Yeah, that means you
have nothing to worry. Yeah. I don't or don't underestimate the power of
the Love Muscle boys. You're putting out Marcari level stuff today. I'm just
laughing. My people felt work just looking at me like I'm bricking loose line.
But I am got hell today. I love you. I like we're
funny as heale today. It's nice. Thank you. We should send this,
this whole show to the mark On people and we'll cut it just one
second before the Natasha Leone impression. Yeah, that's a good idea. And
make sure that you include a check for fifty thousand dollars too. Yeah,
okay, pay for you can buy your reward war that's coming out. San
Antonio Man joins us from the seventeenth tea Box, where he's gonna yell more
Kawa after more sam O Sam guy has a good spot. So here's a
deal. I turned to light a cigarette. I took the wrong turn and
I missed the seventeenth green. So I'm at the eighteenth green, but I'm
way ahead of the gallery. No gonna be teeth box. And I know
you've got a show, but showed it ahead of it. I'm ahead of
the gallery. Oh yeah, you're about to so you're not at the teeth
ahead the whole point, so that you could get your plus look look,
look, okay, he doesn't want to He doesn't want to get the yell
thing I do want to. I don't blame you. I don't blame I
wouldn't do it. We don't blame you for not because he's trying to avoid
the yelling. I'm not mad at you. You know. Okay, good,
okay, text me. I did what I said I was gonna do.
Text me. All we did was really ask him to get on the
name, of course, and you did it. You followed the groups we
were asking it, and then we kept adding more crap, adding more crap.
Give this man a better grade. Grade him on a sliding scale,
Mikey, let's get that beat plus. Give me a solid. I'm gonna
give you the highest A minus i've ever awarded. Lord, I'm gonna make
the guy up. You have an A minus plus. Hey, Hey,
what are you doing tomorrow? I don't know, Hey, round, my
car got smashed the other day. I just got a check for I'm an
uber driver. I'll talk to you like two months ago. Yeah, yeah,
I remember. I just got a check when the insurance got made for
lost wages. I got a lot of time and money. I don't know,
well, I don't know. I was just thinking maybe I might come
back out here. Well, yeah, I'm just saying the eight oh four
Jordan's speak tea time might make a lot of sense with Hideki Matsuyama. Oh
yeah, eight oh four am tomorrow morning. Yeah. Wow. So is
Mackelrol here too? Yeah? Yes, Rory Malroy, Yeah, Rory Actually
seven fifty three am T time. I might even buy a past. You
know what, let's do it? Weird? Why you could do Rory and
speed from the woods if you see on Saturday though, I can't even Friday.
Yeah it is, you know, Let's do this tomorrow idea in the
trash. Yeah, text me your venmo. I'll send you some beer money.
I'm gonna send you some money. You want some money? Yeah,
I want some money. All right, We'll send you some some beer money.
You got a down beat dollars. We're not allowed to do that anymore.
We'll send real money, ten to fifteen bucks or something. I'll send
you a gift the world, have a couple of beers. Thanks for doing
this today for your hero. It's so much fun. I couldn't even last
night I was looking for this. I love you all. I love you
man. I'll listen to you every day. I even listen to your podcast
on the weekends because sometimes I miss the opener. I listen to him,
you know, on the weekends. But there's been a lot of fun.
It helped you listen. I'll must say out here, I'm must stay out
here. Yeah, dude, have fun. Man, it looks like a
beautiful day down there. Yeah, I'm gonnat some food, have another beer
maybe, Hey, for real, we want to get texting your venmo.
We want to buy you a beer and a hot dog or something. I
don't have venmo. I just got cash app and so we got that's just
so you're so difficult. We got Hey, man, I just got to
check for don't worry about I just got to check for three hundred dollars from
that's for a lot of super wages. There you go. All right,
all right, san Antonio. Man, for real, you've a man that's
my car. Okay, all right, dude, bang for real, Thanks
for listening. That was really fun. Idiots as a well, you're a
nut. We love you one of ours. All right, mother, have
fun out there. See there it goes. Tell you what if I'm ever
in San Antonio. You're not gonna tell him. You're not letting him know.
God, so good. Well, that was fun. Hopefully I'm gonna
invite him to the Alamo and Nut show up. Hey, more talks.
I guess, all right, more san Antonio man, we tried, they
can't get enough. I guess tomorrow Saturday. The Whites cigarette tomorrow Saturday,
San Antonio man. You know, since I sound like this, you might
stereo type me and think I'm a fan of Larry the Cable Guy. You
know what, he'd be right, that's funny, right there. I don't
care who you are. That's fun if he was the Larry the Cable Guy
interview at the second half of it, definitely worthy of your time. How
dare you disrespect Michael Boublay suck it? K t see, he's not a
music legend. He's a guy who does music, you know. Come on,
Tangle govey. Okay, Mexican Bob Dylan shows up. Okay, you
mean Roberto Dylan. Yeah. For those who missed it earlier, I think
we should play this for context because I have it already. This is Danny
accidentally again. Yeah, we do my God for context because we got a
lot of Mexican Bob Dylan talkbacks. Bob Dylan, Dylan was in town.
I saw an article a couple of days ago. I don't care, but
there done that. I think we haven't joining us right now, don't we?
I don't know, man, No, I don't welcome the down is
that Mexican Bob Dylan. Man, Roberto diling here? Man, hang on,
let me get my gidar. It's like Cheet's Robert stone leg I'm not
doing this, Roberto Dylan. I mean, you just really loved doing something
and then saying I'm not doing this anymore. It's hard to do a voice
when you're not like planning on doing a voice. I was thinking, this
is nothing like Bob Dylan, and that was a surprise. What musical legend
is in town tonight? And you're we're guessing and Bob Dylan, And especially
when you're prepared to do a spot on performance of Michael Boublet and then you
pivots that sound like Cheech Marine. Not do it real quick? I can
just ham Danny is Bob dylaner a man? There? This is Bob Dylan
from ninety I can't even Yes, he's American. Go and got that around
people wherever you go. Hey, good morning, yo, this is Roberto
Dylan. Oh man, I'm excited for my show tonight. I hope you
can make it right now. I'm just you know, driving around the town
and doing a little scrap meddling. Oh, there's a nice grill over there,
and there's two nice chairs. I think the price of copper is going
up. Anyway, have a good day, Okay, is not approve of
that? Good morning? I think Mexican Bob Dylan would go by Roberto de
Leon and as Mexican. I'm a fan of Mexican Bob Dylan. I think
it's funny. I don't find it offensive or inappropriate. US Mexicans love parodies.
You should see some of our TV shows and variety HI shows. As
long as it's not from a place of hate. I'm good. That was
a I love place of love. We're the official show of the Hispanic and
yes we I speaking personally. One of my favorite television programs of all time
is La Gramita e co stell on Telemoondo Yeah, featuring Roberto de lyone guess
Dead musical musica. Hey, guys, I just want to let you know
that I almost fell off my treadmill again this morning when Roberto Dylan showed up.
Also, what KT's probably got is called a rare or rough earth snake.
If it was gray and you know, very skinny, and you know,
about eight inches long. They are bug eaters and they're really good to
have in your garden. So good thing that little guy got away. Have
a great day, guys. Well we don't know that he actually got away.
Kevin threw him into the streets. Get to know, he was gone
by the time I got to my show and wanted I couldn't find it.
The intent was there. He was not bound murderer. Here's an example of
how the downbeat has poisoned my brain. In the corporate world, all right,
good morning everybody. We're gonna take a thousand yard view of Q four
increase our cash flow. Max Holmo burned on through Synergy and uh Hawaiian shirt
day this Friday, Love you guys. Hell yeah, I need to get
a Hawaiian shirt. We need people to record their corporate meetings working in yeah
phrases, just kind of put your hit the record on your phone. Easy
to do corporate meetings. There's nothing going on in that meeting anyways, that's
important. You know, it's just blah and you just working a you know,
just one or two. Just give him all wet willy here and there.
That's a finger in the year. Good morning, downbeat. I got
to say, the first ten minutes of the show this morning was like watching
KT at batting practice, trying to swing until he could hit a ball,
but refusing to get off the plate until he actually made contact. But y'all
did a great job today. Love you boys. You are BP guy.
Wait, I've never seen KT take BP. I bet he's pretty good.
I bet he can mash. I don't know if he can mash, but
I bet he's good, contact, consistent. This is a good athlete.
Do you think this is a positive text or a negative text? I can't
handle another day with this san Antonio idiot. I think that's positive. Like
it's just too much anxiety from the what he was about to do, and
then we get God blessed san Antonio Man. The negative responses to san Antonio
Man were literally one everyone else loved him, one other guy was good,
okay two. Honestly, if you a gate all the reaction we got and
factor in all the good and just a smattering of bad, you come out
with a nice A minus A high A minus high A minus ysh. This
is so good. And someone got footage is that on Twitter of him walking?
Yeah, they got emailed they'd look like a shaky bigfoot vid. Yeah,
almighty. So good. Well, we're gonna put the entire show up
for you to download, and if you would listen in the first twenty four
hours, that would be great. But we should listen to the Benskin Show
and the Speakeasy as well this afternoon. We got MAVs tonight early, I
believe, so that's a good thing as well. And if you like what
you heard today, tell a friend, please, seriously, it's the best
form of promotion is word of mouth. Yes, that's all we ask.
Tell a friend. And if you like the segment, you know what,
listen to one more one more segment and tell a friend. That's it.
Let's just that this is very simon becomes something together. Yeah, we'll be
here for a long long time if you do the two simple things. Well,
if you tell a thousand friends, tell a thousand friends, maybe five
though, start at buying, get up to five, five thousand, double
it, ten twenty. It's okay. We're having fun. We're having fun.
We we absolutely are. Also we're gonna give it all to you too
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Spotify, wherever you get your podcast. Pretty much for the most part,
goes there. Tomorrow's show, we get the WrestleMania preview from Brody at nine
Brody will join us in house swall ass. Brody will have the Eliminator returning
at eight am for your opportunity to go see the Dave Matthews Band June first
at Doseci's Pavilion and I got five pair burning a hole in my pocket and
we will give those to you tomorrow at eight am. Callin take part,
but you have to beat Mike and Danny, you know they play in this
show. And if you think you got the goods, you'll join us at
eight am tomorrow and we'll have the usual stuff. We'll have tons of well
the sports and the news and all the stuff, and we're always fine.
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