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Well. In this episode, Kevin, Danny, and I are hanging out
and incomes our friend Pat Budd and his lovely wife Christine. They're from Empire
Dragway come walking in because there was a food truck event, and we have
Christine analyze another letter I received. Wow, she has really imagined her life.
That would be like if you would just give her a chance. Yeah,
but it seems like doesn't it seem like somebody's playing a prank on me
a little bit. It's it's very specific at times. There's a problem on
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about the pirate ship. So many things to do tonight. You gotta help
me pick which Stones T shirt my mom sent for Father's Day, a shirt
for me and my brothers. He goes, since they're going to your house,
you get to pick first, So I go, well, I might
as well do that on the podcast. We'll get to that. And you're
not gonna wear it to the show, are You? Probably don't be that
guy. I am definitely gonna wear it to the show. You gotta watch
PCU. Don't be that guy that wears his shirt of the band that's playing
at the concert. Yeah, you gotta wear like a band that's like not
the Kiss or something. Yeah, no, no, no, he can't
wear here's the thing with the Stones, they're gonna die right. This might
be it, who knows. They may be cart and Keith Off. It
might be weekend at Bernie's that we don't even know I'm wearing. I didn't
realize Aerosmith's gonna have their last tour this year with Black Crows too. I'll
let you burrow my Ice Cuban iceed T shirt. Now I'm not wearing your
Ice Cuban iceed t shirt. But by surprise, Pat Bud comes walking in
here from Empire Dragway, where he was in a couple of weeks ago,
and we talked about the big drag show that was coming in, and he's
here with his wife. But the thing that's interesting is as I'm driving into
town, I didn't realize there was a main lobster truck, two of them,
two of them, two of them, two of them, and they're
like, so Danny walks in here, and so the traffic pat was backed
up, and I don't know if it was because of that or not,
or the bridge was going up, and sometimes you can hit the perfect storm,
the real, the real, you know, pound your steering wheel and
scream the word fuck until you just feel better because the bridge goes up.
Then you get over the bridge because the boat went through, and now the
train's coming through and you can't get anywhere. So I don't know what was
happening, but I was backed up still kind of out of the village,
and I come in and I see all these people on the line to get
in there. Insane. How did you find out that the truck was going
to be here? My wife? How did you find out. Well it
get right on that mic. You gotta get lean right in there. It
was on Facebook that I saw it on You saw are these local trucks?
Are they like from No? I think I don't know. It's his main
lobster they're from shark Tank. I think they're like shark Tank. Oh so
they're famous from shark Tank and they probably are real main lobsters. Then that
I did see that. Yeah, well if someone may have crossed the border
from Quebec, so the prices aren't stupid, Okay, really not. That's
what I wanted to ask. What is it eight fifty for a bowl?
Ten ten? Okay, so it's ten dollars for a bowl of lobster bisk
or were they doing anything else like lobster rolls or anything? What was the
price on that? Do you remember twenty three dollars? Okay? Bobsters?
Yeah, Danny ripped off when mart like fifty really market price? Well take
them and leave them. I think they do it at Quincy Market. Don't
forget there is a bit of a tourist attraction there, because I thought that
twenty five or thirty was the price they paid last summer up in Kenny,
Bunk, Maine. I think I paid twenty something in Connecticut. In Connecticut,
Yeah, so this better? So what time now? Just because the
order to run on this? When did you order? When did you place
your order? We walked up and saw the line and got on the app
immediately and ordered and we got eight oh five as a pickup time. Eight
oh five is your pick order after six? Y? Wow? That's when
I said, hey, let's go by their bill. Yeah, no,
that's fine. I'm glad you did. So. While you're here, you
had the big the big races that were coming in from Discovery Channel. Sure,
and how how exciting was that to watch? It was well put together.
Yeah. And the thing that it really struck me that I walked away
with is these guys are pretty serious. It may be on television actually right
now, I guess they's just doing YouTube live. They had some kind of
a problem, and I guess Dana White, Yeah, he bought the deal,
so who knows what that's going to mean. Dana White bought their deal.
Yeah, I bought the no prep King Steel so that should be big
wow, Danny deal. Well, I just like it from the Is this
the lobster thing? That's more on the lobster role from the Shark Tank people.
I'm trying to figure out which shark was getting rich off of this,
Larry, it's not Cousin's main lobster. Yeah, once you tell us what
it is that way, I'm not but just real quick, the so the
Empire, so the Dana White buying this is an injury. He's becoming more
of them, a bit of a role. That was hearsay, but I
heard it several times through the events. No, I think that sounds pretty
accurate. And the great thing is with this stuff. Now, if you've
got the fan base, I don't need Discovery right right, you go to
go YouTube like what you're doing. Yeah, it's just I don't have that
kind of base that I like. It would be kind and nice, but
I mean today, just as an example, is Jim Rome not on radio
anymore? No, he's on Twitter? Yeah X Yeah, all of a
sudden he's on Live and I don't know is that the only place he is.
I don't know if it's the only place, but I know that that's
where he's that's his flagship now. Is good for him? X? Good
for him? Because I think, like you know this, give me a
platform up the independent lane is kind of the way to go, and you
can still get fans in the independent lane. Because I so, yeah,
I've got four. No, no, But what I was gonna say is
I got doesn't county almost four. I got another letter, and I haven't.
I don't think I really talked about it. But I got a third
letter. So there was the letter that came to my place, this long
distance dedication trying to compete with Hillman for how many gifts you get versus letters?
This is true. So I got three three, So there was that.
There was that letter that came to my place. Then then then I
talked about how it creeped me out, and I got a follow up letter,
and then there there was no letters for a while, and then this
one came to the studio. So I hadn't done much with it. I
thought you read it, you didn't need it not. I just yes,
no, I know, but I some one of you two. I thought
I read some of it yesterday yesterday, But that was only yesterday because Laura
was here and I had the letter. I had spilled water, spilled water
everywhere, and it got on and the letter was here, so it got
on the letter and I moved the letter out of the envelope because I was
wet, and she read it and then said we should read it. When
we do, we're going to have a Not to be crass or anything,
but there's a sex toy party on the podcast. It's I think what is
it called the build Oh yeah, the build O Party. But we're we'll
be watching. But it's the Pure Romance. Pure Romance is the company,
so like, you know, couples could get together late next step you got
it. It's tougherware, it lasts forever, dishwasher safe, it's fantastic.
So we're going to do this party and this woman who's usually on the podcast,
Laura, is going to have it at her house. And I said,
well, she said, oh, we need to read the letter there.
Well, now the letter has been all around. Kevin read to the
party, the letter writer. The letter writer, Yeah, sure, I
don't know. It's a safe space. She wants to reach out to me.
I'll get the invite for her. Dude, awesome, no, because
it will. Well, first of all, I don't get put her off
on DJ Dougie Fresh. I'm not going to pawn anybody. Anybody probably probably
not. I'm funding anybody on anybody, but I would like forgive me pat.
I've Christina thank you only because I just in my brain, I'm middle
aged brain. That's you know what I'm saying. I'm in the same boat.
It's it's gone. So Christina read the letter and I said, do
you mind? And so we quick set up a mic and put it in
front of her face. She was somewhat reluctant, but kind enough to play
with us. From a woman's perspective, Oh what do you think of that?
Wow? She has really imagined her life. What would be like if
you would just give her a chance? Yeah, but it seems like doesn't
it seem like somebody's playing a prank on me a little bit. It's it's
very specific at times, Yeah, very specific about you looking at soapy in
the shower. Well, I had taken videos of myself, and that's why
you brought that up. I did. I took like I did videos in
the shower. You knew what you were doing. I was having shower thoughts
and I thought, oh, I should video this and then put it out
in real You're speaking directly to her, was what I was doing, Just
like the aliens that come through all the ladies. Yeah. So from the
sounds of it, you're also taking some videos after your sweaty runs. I
did do a sweaty run and I left today. That's why I was like
coming back, I got stuck in the traffic because I went for I got
to lose some of this weight. I mean, it's like, God,
damn, I get out of the shower and I go, Holy Christ,
where did the polar bear come from? Well? This took once some of
that, I know, But isn't that It seems like it would be a
joke, like someone's playing a joke on me, like fucking with me.
Not with spelling errors. They're very odd specifics. You know exactly where you
guys should go and what you should be doing. So, like I wonder
if it's somebody I know has their wife or someone writing this, you know
what I mean, just to mess Yeah, to mess with me. That's
that's what I'm thinking. I think it's real. You really do. I
think that deal is real. I mean there's just the tone, you know,
Pat, don't scare me. If she wants she wants to reach out
to me, I'll get her invited with the party. Yes, absolutely,
it's open to anybody. Pat says he's going to be watching, but you
know you're free to come. Bring your girlfriends will be a bit absolutely,
they go party and who knows, she'll give you some input to she.
Uh, you've been to a party or two? Yea, yeah, Well,
I mean they're like a common thing. It's actually sounds fun, right,
It sounds like it's a little bit fun. Yeah, and you know
what's wrong with I've been to one? Shut up? Okay, yeah,
yeah, listen, prude, step out of step out of your comforting them.
You're comforting you walk down the aisles of some of those stores. Some
of that stuff's pretty intimidating. It's well, that's why these are nice because
they come to you right right, so it takes some of the shame out
of it. That's where like these online Adam and Eve like blew up because
people didn't have to go into the store. There is a I don't know,
yes, but we're weird like that. We you know what stores will
go into and won't go into. And now like the ones that I think
some people still have that same stigma and I know it sounds odd, is
the weed stores because when you go in there. I haven't been in one
yet. I've been lucky enough that I have enough pothead friends that they deliver
the edibles right to me. That's amazing. I love edibles. But they
but they so the guy who was in here from MJ, for example,
I think you got to it's almost like a dual security system when you walk
in. They need to check your right ideaetta yeah, true of the seltzers
and beers. Yes, Now, I do know that there's a place in
Bushnail's Basin that just is a gas station that has a whole craft beer section
and they even have like some of the THC water, which is pretty good.
But you want to kind of level yourself. It's pretty weak, is
it? The water is. I don't want to like no, no,
no myself, but it's yeah, it's not really effective if you like if
you like flower, yeah, and you know you use a little bit from
time to time. It's just not enough. It's enough to it's like CBD.
All right, Well, there's a kind of mellow you up. Here's
the problem with me is like I must be a lightweight because some like I
two weeks three weeks ago, I was with a buddy down at his lakehouse
and we were drinking all day, and then I had a gummy, and
then we took a boat ride and we went to somebody else's house and there's
all these families and it's a beautiful house Cucu Lake, I mean just gorgeous,
right, And I'm talking to the home owner and about different changes that
are going to make in the home, and you know, they're thinking of
making that there forever home. And he owns a bunch of around the Finger
Lakes physical therapy shops and he's going to sell it and all this, and
all of a sudden, I can just feel my face just milty, and
I'm like, I got to get out of here. And then all of
a sudden I got like. I ran into this bathroom, I threw up,
and I come out and there's a bed perfectly made. It's got the
pillows with the prop sayings on them and all that, and I just flopped
on that bed and I was gone, one gummy. I don't know what
happened. To be fair, didn't the person who supplied that tell you to
the five or fifty and you must have gotten the fifty. He said,
five or fifty and I think I said five. I'm pretty sure it was
five, but I have no idea. I thought I am melted. Now
there's times for like the five to me is like about where I can handle
seriously, But it depends. Because I growing up in the Woodstock area,
people grew their own right, so we were always told to smoke it.
This is this was my education. This was a teacher. You're really putting
yourself out there. Yeah, yeah, I do it. There was a
teacher in my high school who said, if you're gonna smoke it, do
it through a water boond because it burns so hot and you don't want that
heat in your lungs. He goes he could melt the soldering on a roach
clip. That may be the only thing I remember from high school. And
uh so we always did that. And then there was people would make pop
brownies and things, but I wouldn't know, like you now you've got like
all these weird names, and I always go, you need a restrictor plate
on this shit, because I have no idea what's happening. And the edibles
are great, but I love watching people go that's not working and then they
take another one and the next thing you know, they're like a zombie.
I eat the whole package and they don't affect me for some reason. What
Yeah, honey, honey legit. Yeah. And I'm not like totally hitting
it hard. Those are just called gello shots. It might be right.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not hitting it hard on the regular. But
for some reason I can eat edibles and just maybe it's the way my body
goes through it. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you got a high
metabolism to look at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good for you.
That is that's nice. Well I'm a little too thin, but we'll
talk about that another time. Right up the rug, You're gonna be fine,
don't worry about it. That's that's the thing. I'm I'm happy to
hear that it's not that expensive, because Danny you were saying, what fifty
and I think when I did go I got a lobster plate, it might
have been twenty five or thirty bucks. They probably just saw Danny coming.
Nah. I think that's that sounds like maybe it sounds like a quitsy market
thing to me. I have no idea. All right, So I got
help me pick out the stone shirt that I should keep. Should we should
we bump right now with like can't you hear me knocking? Or some other
stones too? While we do this? Do that unveiling here? Yeah?
You like that? What do you want to do? The letter by Joe
Cocker Sparks. I was gonna do hang sparks with flies like the worst.
I'll do one that is one I always liked, but I don't think many
people know it. As I gonna say, forgive me here and he threw
me trying to find this on sorry three two? Well here we go,
all right? So my mother calls me and sends me, tells me I
get to have the one of my choice. So here's the first one.
She said. That's a Hackey Diamond shirt right there. Okay, we should
play. What's that shirt gonna cost it? The show? Oh yeah,
I'd say sixty bucks. Yeah, I think you're probably right. I'm going
fi, Well, you know what, one hundred and ten for a hoodie.
So Garrett Cole seventy five for logs. Leave, Garrett Cole is gonna
be pitching the Yankees? Is rehab forty five for a Stone's hat, And
I would take a hat if if you've got money, he will be on
how pay for it? Innovative field and it's got the tongue with the Brawn's
logo, So they're the same thing. One blue one's black. You gotta
you can't. You can't wear the blue one. I'd go blue. You
gotta go, you gotta go black. I would go can't wear blue to
one? You can't go wear blue? A concert? Why black shirt concert?
That's just black and roll. Black wear black shirts. I would do
blue. I would do blue. I would do blue. You think the
black sea, right? Yeah? Black? All got to do is tell
you this there. I'm no lady, but I think the blue pops more
with the logo. Although like with those Hackney dived shirts, people might walk
by you all they must be like newcomers. Yeah, that's it. No
Stones fans in seventy one the parking lot for twenty. Your brother will not
want to wear this to the No, I can guarantee it, but I'll
wear it. I'll wear it. Not to the contract, but I would,
I said the bill before the podcast. Like his brother once went during
the royal wedding, the last royal wedding. Yeah, he went overseas and
your dad like made him like a jacket with tails of the British flag.
No, no, I think it was the American flag. Oh, it
was the American flact he made it. So. My my brother had studied
over in England and he uh went and Harry not Harry William got married.
He thought it would be a great place to pick up chicks. So he
and a buddy there was I guess you could camp or something, so they
reserved a space and they flew over to London and my dad made him a
sequence top hat and tails of like red, white and blue, and he
made it on the cover of like the Irish Times, Union and a couple
other papers like around the Globe, and they called him the American reveler in
Britain, and he was there for the Royal wedding hoping to pick up chicks.
But I don't I don't think it ever happened. It never materials.
Jack Flo, No, No, it was not a Union Jack, It
was an American one. But he went over there to party and hang out.
How do you not pick up checks with something like that? I think
that, Yeah, I don't know. It's a good question. It's a
great question, because no, you're it's already done. For you, it's
already done. I think that they probably drank too much and then you know
after I remember being with or hearing about my brother over in Canterbury at Christmas
time and couldn't remember like the kind of beer he was having, but he
knew there was a dog on the label, and so he just pointed and
said dog and they kept trying like he was just so so drunk. He
was so drunk he couldn't even he couldn't figure it out. That was the
thing. We will talk with Dan Mason, who is the general manager of
the Rochester Red Wings. Garrett Cole is going to be pitching. The only
reason I say that is he went to a Stone show, not Garrett.
Dan, and Garrett probably has gone to a Stone Yes, he probably.
He could definitely afford it. Yes, at thirty million dollars a year,
Yes, thirty million dollars a year. And he will do part of his
rehab Tomorrow night, Friday night, June fifteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth pay day.
It is oh, it is no, it's the fourteenth. Yes,
yes, it's still pay day because it's Friday at the end of a week,
June June fourteenth, and he will be pitching at Innovative Field. So
we will talk to mister Mace about all that. A lot of excitement,
and then he got Father's Day coming up too. Yes, the kids can
run the basis. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I'm not the
dad's. We don't need a bunch of guys pulling their hamstrings or need walks.
Happened to you, Oh my god? Just speaking a walker. I'm
sitting in here earlier today and come in with Rader's an old guy, and
I see he and his wife and they were going into the town hall for
something, and I'm watching and all of a sudden, like he just stops
moving and she keeps walking and somebody who's coming out the other way and they
kind of so they go back and they help them. Well, the next
thing I know, there's an ambulance. Oh jees Jesus, there's an ambulance
and the guy's walking out and he's got a big bandage on his head.
He must have fallen in there. I don't know what happened, but the
and then the ambulance. They had the gurney out, but he refused it
and he was going to his own car, but he had a bandage on
his head. He must have taken a header. Yeah. Getting old sounds
great, doesn't it. I wonder if that man helmets she's watching, she's
watching me get old. There's no age gap or anything. All right,
we'll take a moment. We'll check in with h mister Mace and find out
what the plans for Garrett Cole his stones. I think he went to see
the Dead and Company or is it Dead and Company? Now I don't know
what they're called. I thought they're just called well, yeah, yeah,
I think it's Dead and Company at the sphere. And I know somebody who
was there as well. And it looked wild. It looks really wild.
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Yes, I could have. I could have. I was thinking,
yeah, that's true, that's true. But there's a story that I can't
get out of my head, and that's been in my head all day long.
So we don't have this problem here. But you'll go down to Lake
Ontario and you'll see dead fish sometimes just turned upside down and it smells.
And when the sometimes the lake turns, the bay turns. You get that.
We don't really have moose or anything that's really big and hard to move,
but sometimes you know those carcasses, the DC has got to get it
off the side of the road. I had a baby deer once die on
this at the corner of my street night. You know, I didn't I
didn't know what to do so well, I didn't know what to do.
It was a baby deer. Yeah, felt back. It's always you know,
I did think for a brief moment, I go, could I beat
one of those assholes that puts a get Well Soon balloon or something that you
ever see that they tie it to the side. But in Oregon they're having
a problem right now. They have a lot of problems. No, no,
no, no, no, This is an environmental problem. Relax that
too. This is a problem where a whale, an eight ton walwar to,
has washed up on the shore and they don't know what to do,
because how do you move an eight ton carcass I saw this episode of Family
Guy. You get hang on a second. You beat me to it since
you see it too. I did it. I was just coming out of
my mouth and he Peter gets a forklift license. Yes, and he goes
and he tries to take the forklift and he keeps stabbing the poor whale and
he bleeds it. Finally pushes this dead whale into the sea and he goes,
You're welcome. Is it? Is it possible that you could pull it
back out to see? Like take it? I mean, get a boat
of or some kind of a ship. There's got to be a naval ship
something that you could pull this eight ton of animal and once it gets in
the water, it's a little more buoyant and it becomes a little lighter.
You pull it like a day. You take a full day out to them
so it doesn't wash back up on the shore and you let it go.
I don't know if that's a solution. Sounds like it could be to me.
I mean, the Russians are circling us, I'm hearing, so maybe
you just get hey, look just a solid in nineteen you know you're here.
In nineteen eighty, they had to go quietly if you take this freaking
whale with you. They had this problem in nineteen eighty, a eight ton
sperm whale washed up on the shore in Oregon, same same beach or same
area, and they didn't know what to do with it. And it was
stunk. It was I mean, it was just stinking like crazy. I
think I know where you're going. This is this is the real news story
from from Oregon in nineteen eighty. It had to be said the Oregon State
Highway Division not only had a whale of a problem on its hands. Ah,
look at that. Even then they were hacking, even had a stinking
whale of a problem. What to do with one forty five foot eight ton
whale dead on arrival? Well, yeah, well he the whale, doesn't
he? Yeah it's and this was a sperm whale. You know, I
don't, I don't know. It wasn't funny in the eighties, isn't it.
It's a spam, It's a cutting Billy. Doug Phelps is going to
use this at the comedy show. It's a funny reason. Uh why that
the sperm whale kind of becomes funny when you hear what happens the beach near
Florence. It had been so long since a whale had washed up in Lane
County, nobody could remember how to get rid of one. And selecting its
battle plan, the Highway Division decided the carcas couldn't be buried because it might
soon be uncovered. It couldn't be cut up and then buried because nobody wanted
to cut it up. So I'm surprised that no one would cut it up.
It's a state thing. Wouldn't you think that you'd get a lot of
money, Like if if I had a lot of job to cut up,
No, I know, but if I'm a tree guy, I go,
shit, that's my year. Yeah, I just I mean a million fucking
dollars. Dude, I don't know. My ex father in law would be
there, like with the steels with a steel near it chainsaw? Is this
gal is like it up? It's gotta just be oh god, yeah,
jonas in there. Uh and it couldn't be burned but dynamite. It was
some twenty cases or a half. Oh, this this footage is classic.
Did you hear this? They decided that they would what they were going to
do? How how to get rid of it? They're going to blow it
up. Then it will be small pieces and the seagulls will eat it.
Sounds like a logical, doesn't it? A ton of it? The hope
was that the long dead Pacific grave way it would be almost disintegrated by the
blast, and that any small pieces still around after the explosion would be taken
care of by seagulls and other scavengers. Indeed, the seagulls had been standing
nearby a few homeless guys that wandered up from Lay all day as everything was
being made ready. We asked George Thornton, the highway engineer in charge of
the project, for his final observation. Well, I'm confident that it'll work.
The only thing is we're not sure just exactly how much explosives it'll take
to disintegrate this thing, so the scavenger seagulls and crabs and whatnot can clean
it up. Now, wouldn't you like to be in that town planning meeting
going you know hey, I mean, could you imagine if the guy goes
here, I got this great idea, We're gonna blow this motherfucker up,
and then everybody everybody starts to go, hey, great idea. Like it's
where they're all trying to figure out how to break up the asteroid, but
you get excited. I would get excited anything downt ever, just bring it
out. I'm just thinking, like I'd love to be in the meeting,
like all the different ways to can do it. Well, you know,
we we we contact its and so from the I don't know whatever society and
they can't come out and cut it up, and this thing is starting to
really stay people. I'm sure homeowners are complaining, you can't use the beach.
There's all this problem, and they're busy. I'd want to be that
guy that suggested it. Let's blow the son of at That's what I'm saying.
I want to I would love to be there just to see what the
reaction would be, because I guarantee there would be like a long pause where
no one says anything. Somebody goes, great fucking idea, let's go this
sounds awesome. Is there any chance there might be more than a one day
jump. Uh. If there's any large chunks left, and we may have
to do some other clean up, possibly set another charge and that's hired than
you. A. Yeah, it's like another charge. Yeah, that's above
my piger, not of mine. Was buried primarily on the leeward side of
the big mammal so as most of the remains would be blown toward the sea
about seventy five bystanders, most of them residents who had first found the whale
to be an object of curiosity before they tired of its smell or moved back
a quarter of a mile away swat team shields. So now you got people
who are a quarter mile away and they've set this up. It's like a
Galliger calier. So when it's plum though it blows towards the ocean, you'll
see me smasher whale. All right. So now we know the setting and
you see all these people in there's like grass in the dunes and stuff,
and they have some law enforcement pushing people back. It's almost like an eclipse.
Yes it is. The sand dunes there were covered with spectators and land
lubber news man shortly have become a land blubber. Newsman, the blast blasted
blubber beyond all believable bounds. Doctor checking in a lot of a lot of
alliteration, Yes, a lot of alliteration. But did you hear what he
said? The blast blasted blubber beyond all reasonable bounds. Listen to what happened.
So they show you, they show you the footage of this whale just
I mean, it's just just giant explosion. And it's like all you see
is a sea of red, right, because it's just that. But this
is really good. There goes. People were getting covered in whale blubber a
quarter mile Our camera stopped rolling immediately after the blast. The humor of the
entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale
blubber fell everywhere. Pieces of meat passed high over our heads, while others
were falling at our feet. The dunes were rapidly evacuated as spectators escaped both
the falling debris and the overwhelming smell. A parked car over a quarter of
a mile from the blast site was the target of one large chunk. The
passenger compartment literally smacked. Fortunately, it's a convertible. It's like an I
think this is nineteen eighty, but it looked like a fort fairlane convertible.
This thing, the whole window, everything is just smashed as a giant it
had to be like a forty five pounds PiZZ of whale came crashing down.
Look here's the heart. No human was hit as badly as the car,
however, everyone on the scene was covered with small particles of dead whale.
As for the success of the effort, well, the seagulls who were supposed
to clean things up were nowhere in sight, either steered away by the explosion
or kept away by the smell. That didn't really matter. The remaining chunks
were of such a size that no respectable seagull would attempt to tackle anyway.
As darkness began to set in, the highway crews were back on the beach
burying the remains, including a large piece of the carcass which never left the
blast sight. It might be concluded that should a whale ever wash ashore on
Lane County again, those in charge will not only remember what to do,
they'll certainly remember what not to do. Okay, if that guy didn't win
An Edward R. Murrow Award for that piece. That was fantastic. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know if he's still alive. I have no
idea where this man would be. I didn't even get his name, but
I would love to it, even if it's possimously get him an award because
that was great. Next thing, they did a follow up down the seagulls
at a local McDonald's. They're signing a petition now to people are signing it
to blow this whale up. Paul is the gentleman, Paul, thank you.
I wonder if watching the video, I wonder if he's still alive.
I know, Well, we'll see if you can find I would love to
talk for he'd be a great guests on the podcast. But they so they
the idea is to blow it up this one again. What do you do
when something weighs eight tons? The only thing I could think that would be
reasonable was pull it back out into the ocean. I guess, but I
don't know if that's then considered what happens when a whale does. We don't
even know. He probably dies as shark seated, something eats it. But
if it's been on land, is it now considered toxic. Yeah, and
with some environmental group it's spoiled. The fucking crazy on you that you brought
it back into the ocean. I don't know. So they want to blow
the idea is people were signing petition to allow it to be blown up.
The problem is this is what happened last time. So I mean maybe we
got a little smarter, maybe better explosives, maybe better engineers for years.
I don't know. It sounds like they don't have YouTube, you know,
maybe Holy Cat like how wild something we'll never have to deal with here.
But I just thought that was very very entertaining. Yeah, where's Peter when
you need them? Right? Well, the blowing up, but it was
dead, it was already dead. But they could have been out there to
trying to push it out. Now they couldn't know. Yeah, that's that's
incredible. I don't know what you do. I mean, well, the
thing is the problem is the smell. It's got to be just atrocious.
Yeah. And then now I mean making a sanctuary. So if you were
there, like I could see my parents going, hey, this is history
and the making. Let's go sit in the dunes, you know, bring
me my brother and sister. Do you ever feel clean after you after that?
Can you ever feel clean? You're covered in It's trauma. I think
they. I think the therapists would say you were trauma. You can't think
like but hold on, they'll they make soap out of animals. Get the
same thing, like whale blubber. Don't they like you? There's an energy
source or like a way to like you know, to you know, yeah,
there's gotta be a resource in there. Just show up? What do
they You can't you can't call people who live native to Alaska Escaluit? Yes,
can we get the way? I don't hear people walking around going like
a pejorative? I didn't know that was a bad word. Apparently, so
you learn something new every day. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah,
so you can't do Did you ever do you ever hear the Eskimo kiss?
Yeah? Or do they rub nose because their lips like stick together allegedly?
I don't know, because it was so cold or something like that. You
can't call it that anywhere to call the Inuit? Well, what do I
call it that? It's the word line. I mean, we're too politically
correct. But I feel bad for these whale people. I saw something on
Twitter. And I don't know if this happened years ago, if it happened
recently in South America, that a whale had found its way through a river
in a flood and a rainfow forest into the rainforest, and then the river
like subsided and was it a saltwater river. I don't know, it may
have been. And so the whales just like sitting there like in this river
bed and it's just been rotten away in the middle of a what looks like
a rainforest in South America. I think they could tow it out and blow
it up and see yeah, oh, blow it up at sea. Yeah,
I like that idea. Just cut it loose and yeah, set the
charge. That's a great idea. Then nothing. Then you could have it
just rain down. Yeah. I would want to be as sick as it
sounds. I'd want to be there. I want to see this happen,
wouldn't you? I would? I mean I would just like I'm going on
made of the mist. I'll put on one of those big rain things and
I'll wear goggles, and this would be fucking awesome. I'd almost be okay
with it if I had the right garb. That's what I'm saying, you
know, yeah, if you get the right stuff to wear, you know,
get in there. You know what. You know, you have local
you have volunteer firefighters, and then you have professional firefighters volunteer EMTs. Then
you have the stuff. Yes you are not. But when I was in
high school, man, we had really one incident maybe a year. Yeah,
man, everybody, every volunteer, which is about one hundred. Now
we're in a town of maybe two thousand people, but maybe they're two hundred
em T slash volunteer firefighters. If there was even just a remote chance of
smoke coming out of a house, they were all there. They had trouble
lights on their trucks and cars. It was like a party. Prop you
party did CB I just stopped the fire. I'm like, okay, he's
in a uniform. Why don't we get these explorer kids to get rid of
this whale. They'll figure it out. They're creative, they need something to
do. Let them do it. They're not doing that anymore. No,
Na ruined everything. Somebody ruined everything. You know what. Kids are doing
their home, beating their own whale, watching them whatever they want right on
their I mean they're not maybe you know what, you know, I think
ruined? Don't think do you know anythink Rudens is that wrong? No?
I just like I always you know, I always spent a little bit of
time at all. I always joked at like, where are the great guitarists?
Where's that weird guy who just sat there and just played and played and
played? Jeff Beck. Jeff Beck was so weird he couldn't even face an
audience. He would play behind an amp or with his back to them.
But he was fantastic, the late Jeff Beck, right, but played probably
in his room forever by himself. Now you got this, I think there's
two. I think there's two things that are ruined. Childhood's the phone.
Yeah, and you got to pay travel huge prices to do gymnastics, to
do travel sports. Now everything's been monetized. Like my brother's telling me that
his daughter who's in KIDDERGARDT just graduated from kindergard today. God bless her.
She wants to do gymnastics one hundred and seventy five dollars a month to do
gymnastics. Wait till she wants to do dance. And you gotta buy the
outfits and the stuff like that. When I was a kid. Yeah,
having having all boys fucking great. Like once you once your kids starts playing
you know, once your kids start play sports, it's old hockey. Yeah,
but then they switched sports. Yeah, you got a double dip,
and you know, in one year and it gets crazy. Yeah, ridiculous.
When I played Little League baseball, we played twelve games a year.
You paid your twenty dollars entry feet and you sold thirty candy bars fifty bucks.
You were set for the year. Yeah and again, and you didn't
have to leave the village. Where did that get? You got me here
on Bill, I got horror. There were no glory days. It was
just, uh, well, my youngest kid is in AA and I just,
uh, I just paid for a camp next next week. I think
every week a skills camp that's like two hours at night or something like that.
It's uh, I don't know, fifty sixty bucks something like that for
per week. You know that adds up after a while, plus his AAU
stuff, plus the you know, yeah, you're right, but at the
same time he's learning how to play the game properly. I'd rather that than
you know, some of the street ball stuff where who knows what can happen
these days? You want to have no insurance. But I love that,
But I love I love that because then kids not sitting on the phone all
day long. Yeah you know. And she's a Pokemon. It's like my
wife that's a she is not. Oh my gosh, I gotta slow down
on our road, slow down, I find a Pokemon. People a gonna
think we're weirdos. They already do you go? Yeah, yeah, yelling
get out of the way. I want to run your Pokemon. Oh yeah,
yeah, Well that's all right, Like everybody needs a hobby. That's
fun. You're gonna be going on Pokemon. What's the point of this?
What are you doing this weekend? You go this weekend? Okay, so
we're taking her father out for her Father's Day. Oh I forgot Father's I
think that's the secret. You take your father out of Saturday because everybody goes
out of father's dad so they always playing golf, doing whatever. Saturday is
the day to take your father out if you still have them. Okay,
yeah, so yeah, so that's what we're gonna do. I uh and
Sunday, I'm probably gonna cry. So what my dad's gone? Oh,
I'm just joking. Well years, you're right, your dad's gone too.
I won't no, I know, I don't know. My dad will be
down with my sister. But I got the card and I got the gift
off, and so we're all set. I probably wait did that time this
year? Nice? Well, I don't know if I did. I got
the card in the mail yesterday, but I don't know when he leaves because
my sister lives in Virginia, so I don't know when he leaves. But
my brother and I. My brother's wife is like, uh, because we're
gonna go to the stones in Cleveland. And she's like, oh good,
I don't have to plan anything for Father's Day. You want to do with
them all day? Yeah? Well, Greek Father's Day is the following what
is Greek fathers It's a joke, like they always do Easter a week late.
Yes, yeah, I always told my kids the best Father's Day is
to leave me alone. Yes, it's such a horrible thing to say.
I know that, but just a day on the couch bothered me to call
me right, that's it. I just want to watch the US Open.
It used to be I just want to watch Tiger. But that's that's over
now lay on the hammock in the back or whatever. Right, that's not
an anti social way. Yeah, just give me a day that just you
know, you don't want to be here, you don't want to be having
a party with me. It's fine. Just go drop off beer and go.
Sure, hey Dad, I got you the Springsteen Greatest Hit CD.
Did you buy this for you? Or did you buy this for me?
All right, we'll take a moment. I think we can check in with
Dan Mason. We'll find out what's going on with Garrett cole Wings big weekend,
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call this is a big deal, right, Danny. I mean yeah,
as a it is. As a Yank fan, I gotta say, like
a couple of years ago, when the Blue Jays weren't allowed to play in
Toronto, they were playing in Buffalo, and that was a big deal to
the people of Buffalo, especially when the Yankees came to town, because a
lot of people who a lot of like elderly people who never get to go
to New York and get to see a Yankee game got to go to downtown
Buffalo and see the Yankees for the first time in their in their entire lives,
and it's a big deal. Yeah, And I think it was kind
of that's true. And I think it's kind of cool because he was with
their lower like their double A. And I think he threw fifty seven pitches,
so they expect him to throw more. Yeah, uh Friday night here,
Yeah, he'll throw about seventy pitches. Yeah, I will. I
will say this every time a Yankee pitcher comes up and has to pitch,
And yeah, Rochester like a Rabbu, which our friend Kevin was at that
game, or like Andy Pettitt when he came back, they all get shelld
Well, it's a weird thing because Garret cole in like double A, this
is your This may be somebody souper. I don't know who the player was.
Oh yeah, but he gave up a home run, and I go,
if you are in Double A and you hit a home run off,
well, that was the choke with Clemens right here. When Clemens came back
to the Yankees his final season, the first bat or I think he faced
in the minors hit a bomb and everybody's like, you should retire now.
Your career could not get better than this. He allowed two hits, including
a solo home run, and struck out four in four and two third innings
for Summer seven on Sunday. So we'll call mister Mason. Is this Bob
we're singing this one? Or is this Jerry lead Chick? I don't know
they all sound the Was there another guy who sung too, I'm not a
dead guy? Pig Pen David Roth probably the Grateful Dead was like that was
like mayor oh God. Every track meet you went to it was like it's
all you heard playing out of juke boomboxes in the eighties. Basically. Yeah,
so everybody loved the Dead. I mean it's not terrible. I've never
I've never like, there's one Dead song. I love, What's Shakedown Street?
Uh, there's a couple. I always loved, Sugar Magnolia, I
liked, Uh Europe seventy two is actually a good album. Like I don't
want to be that guy who's just like all the hits, like Casey Jones
or whatever. You know, although when I would sing Roadhouse Blues, I
would tag it with Casey Jones in the middle when I'm doing the scatting part
of the song. But I never got into the Dead. No, I
never gotten a fish O don't know. There's there's songs never end. Let's
see what we'll call it. The song from playing since chesterday they started?
And then there's a dead channel on Sirius. Yeah there is. That's all
they do is play those long concerts. Yeah. No, how you doing,
Dan? Is this in all right time? Yes? It's good.
I'm sorry, No, it's okay. We're playing this for you, buddy.
It have you did you go to the sphere yet? Not yet I'm
trying to figure out a date when I can go that'll fit in our schedule
of games and our other you know, our schedule. I thought maybe you
did go, so because I know they're doing another residency in August. Yes
they are, so I gotta I'm I'm on a quest right now, Bill
to sign a date that we're tend to get out there for at least at
least one show. But if I make the trip, I may as well
probably go to two or three. Oh my god. Yeah, well,
I don't know. I got to tell you. I know somebody who went
to Vegas for the Memorial Day weekend shows and they loved it. Oh I
saw Have you seen this stuff? Oh yeah, I've seen the videos.
That's why I want to go Wild Dan. It is wild. It is
the most interactive show, like you're flying over hate Ashbury and all this.
And I can't imagine sitting there now. This person said to me, they
got the higher. There's a The problem is it's concave, so it's a
it's a sphere, so your seat there's nothing out in front of you.
Because the seat like a stadium, there will be seats in front of you.
They're underneath you because you're on the higher up is supposed to be the
better. Greg said that the hundred level, yeah, are the two best.
Yes, they're kind of right in the middle of that. I was
here in four was supposed to be the place to see everything. Now if
you look on the stage, because John Mayer is like six' four,
you can see I'm tall. Why why why do you make that fix?
Why? Because I like John Mayer. I think John Mayer is a great
guitarist. I like the John Mayer. I like the John Mayer channel.
I like the John Mayer went to the comedy cellar for you. He'd be
like up there all right, either way, he's like a like number two
or three, we're wasting dance. Sorry, but uh, the sitting in
that this person said, the honest they got they had they were glued to
their seat out of fear because it was like so trippy what was going on?
And there was no no drugs or alcohol involved in that trippiness at all.
So and the guy, by the way, there was a guy who
did smoke a bomb at a fish show at the Sphere. He was banned
for life. That has been reversed. Oh wow, has been Reversed Properties.
Yeah, he was. He was at all Sea Properties, right.
He was banned for life, and now they decided that he could come back
in because he gets his time out back. Yeah, it's it's it's fun.
But yeah, should go. Did you go see the Stones? That's
the other one, because I'm going this week and you did? Okay?
I saw them in New Jersey. I took my wife and my kids had
never seen them. My wife and I had seen him a bunch, and
so we went to New Jersey to met Life and you know, it was
just so cool seeing a show like that with your kids, you know,
and turning them onto that and obviously they've heard it in my car a million
times, but you know, they were just blown away. And make is,
you know, eighty one years old and he's running around like a twenty
one year old. It was just Keith is still? Is that really Keith
Threading? Yeah? And he's he's amazing though still. I mean, and
Ronnie and the whole you know, their production is just amazing. So you're
gonna you're gonna love it. You're going to Cleveland. I'm going to Cleveland.
My brother's flying in tomorrow night. And then We're gonna drive out to
day and I was going to go to those shows down in uh at met
Life Stadium, but it was just Memorial Day. Did you go Memorial Day
weekend? I went Sunday Sunday, Sunday Sunday Memorials. So I was looking
to do that, and I was trying to do what's working on another project?
And the dates just weren't lining up. Sorry. Man. I was
looking at Cleveland and then my brother calls me and goes, what are you
doing June fifteenth? I go Stone's Cleveland. He's like, yeah, so
that's it. I got. Now. Just as a quick aside, and
I know we're here to talk about Garret Cole and forgive me for this,
but I want to ask your opinion. My mother sent my brother and I
Hackney diamond T shirts for Father's Day. One's blue, one's black. Terrible
idea to wear that to the concert? Right? Uh? Well I put
it. Let me put it this way. Yeah, yeah, do you
have a Do you have a more vintage Stone shirt? I probably do somewhere.
I may not actually anymore, but I did. I used to have
a lot of if you If you don't, then I would, Yeah,
rock do it for your mommy, all right where they you know, and
then you and your brother, you and your brother could take a selfie and
uh make her day. Right, that's true, that is true, And
we'll look like that, we'll look like the hacks at the Hackney Time show
that. Yes, you won't be alone. I'm telling you this. The
line to buy merch it was probably forty five minutes to an hour. How
much money do you think they make just off the merch the stone incredible?
Well, the prices were not, uh inexpensive, no that way, no,
I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, they make a lot of money on
merch. The Great grand Kids, Billy Well, I don't know. Like
Mick is still working out every day. I know on tour because they bring
a semi with it. And Tommy Burnett told me that once they made everybody
leave and they told a few people they could stay because Mick was walking through.
You weren't allowed to look at him backstage and he was walking. All
he was doing was I don't think Mick really probably cared. But the all
security came out, they cleared everybody out, and Mick got a bee line
to his workout trailer. So I don't know. Wow, he's amazing.
Yeah, well I find it impressive. I like seeing old guys doing stuff.
What do you think he listens to in his headphones while he's working out?
Mick, Yeah, it sound like Katy Perry, rar Kendrick Lamar.
I think maybe I would be honestly, maybe Taylor Swift, maybe like nineteen
twenties Tommy Dorsey. Maybe it's a classical. I don't know. Uh.
This Garrett Cole thing is pretty exciting, though. Well, you know,
honestly, we have not officially been told that he's coming here. All Boone
said it yesterday at his press conference, So they have not alerted us that
he is coming here. So we're just going off of what the media is
telling us. So we're preparing like he will be here, and it's you
know, we're going to have a nice crowd. We're going to open the
gates at half an hour early at five o'clock to get people, you know,
a chance to have a less congested drive in to the ballpark and be
able to park and you know, getting into the ballpark nice and early and
seeing more mouth and everything. So if you're coming tomorrow night, I would
highly suggest getting here early gates open at five. The parking lots will open
at four fifteen, and Thenard Span, a former red Wing and Twin and
national, we'll be signing Autograss from five to six fifteen. So there'll be
plenty of stuff to do before the game if you get here early, and
of course, you know, get your food and get your favorite beverage,
because you're not going to want to be doing that the first four or five
innings of the game. No, especially if if Cole is when do they
normally tell you you know, normally yes, but you know, but we
you know, we're the visiting team too, So I don't know if that
has something to do with it or what. I don't know. I don't
know, but well, I mean he's playing for the visiting team. It's
not a home game for him. Yeah, it's bad. A couple of
years ago their stadium, No, they did, right, so you shared
the stadium one one season we did. That's when we got Andy Pettitt here.
That was the last you know, really really you know, we had
Steven Straspert here more recently and that was a big crowd. And then but
when Andy Pettitt pitched here in twenty twelve. That was that was probably the
most comparable situations to what we got going on here tomorrow night. Danny,
you said that Andy Pettitt, did he get shelled? Did somebody hit a
home run? He didn't. He didn't pitch that well. I think I
threw like a couple of innings. Okay, dude, did he didn't?
He didn't do He didn't do real well. People were all like me and
were Yankee fans were like concerned, Yes, okay, And I understand what
he got chilled. He did people. I don't know if anybody hit a
home run off, but he got chilled. He didn't. He didn't play
well because I'm just thinking I saw that a guy in double A hit a
home run off Garrett Cole, and I think that that's right there. Just
end your career. You're done, that's it's over. No, that would
be my highlight. By the way. Loved the pictures from Pedro Knight.
Oh yeah, he was. He was awesome. He was such a good
guy and uh you know, really was great with our fans and our front
office and our players. He was just extremely accommodating and you can just tell
he was he was just happy to be alive and uh, you know,
excited that so many people love that movie. He was great, Yeah it
was uh yeah, it looked like Pedro Martinez. No, no, no,
Pedro from Napoleon Dinas Napoleon Dynamite Night. I got the lot. I
said it wrong because I'm old and I died. That's what happens. That's
what happens after a while. That's right. Yeah, sons of vote for
Pedro shirt. I'm sure. Uh, Tomorrow night, I would assume fireworks
after the game. Oh yeah, we got fireworks tomorrow night. You need
a whale to blow up. There's a whale on a beach in Oregon,
and years ago they actually blew it up with dynamite and that was not a
good idea because whale went like for miles through. People were scraping whale off
their car and it was a mess. But the county might have an issue
with a crater in centerfield. Put a crater its interview. No, but
there will be fireworks and uh fireworks post game. Toron Night is our tribute
to the Negro leagues. Uh so the players will be wearing their Rochester American
Giants jerseys. Uh you know, so it'll be a Mike Walker, who's
a local guy who had actually caught satchel Page will be here Wow for a
pregame interview. Yeah, it's it's a it's a really cool historical night in
a lot of senses. And again I encourage people to get here early.
Gates will open at five o'clock, lots will open at four fifteen, and
the Narts fan will be signing autographs five to six fifteen. So all kinds
of stuff going on. But like you said, fireworks after the game,
and you know it figures to be an electric atmosphere here tomorrow night at Innovative
Field. Are you bringing the extra bleachers? No, we don't really have.
With all the changes that we've made to the ballpark. It would be
hard to fit them anywhere anymore, to be honest with you, Dan,
But you know we got we have plenty of lawn seats are still available,
so fans if you still want a lawn seat in one of the burms and
also beyond the outfield fence in the grass area. Uh, we're selling those
for ten dollars and fans can get those at Red Wings baseball dot com.
Okay, what's your favorite thing on the menu there this season. Just just
just I'm a big fan of pulled pork nachos. Yeah, it's very good.
Yes, all right, Right, then these these big leaguers come in,
do they do they ever have any weird requests or crazy like rider type
stuff that they want and the and the or is that all handled by the
team that they're bringing there with No, most of the most of the time,
you know, if they have any special nutrition requests and the you know,
every team now has a nutritionist or a dietician, and they will they
will make those requests. But nothing, nothing crazy. I know when Tim
Tebow was here, he was on the what was it, the Caato dieting
like that. Yeah, and so he he had a very strict so we
had to, you know, get some things for him when he was here.
But really, but honestly, no, no pull park, not just
for him seven Uh yeah, I'm sure not. Yeah, well most of
these. But Garrett calls, you're making thirty million to bring your own person
for god, Yeah, I know, don't make that. Oh no,
no he's not, he's not. I'm making any I know, I know.
I want all the raisins pulled out, most put in you know,
most of the guys when they come here, they just want to be one
of the guys. And uh and they usually will buy a spread for the
whole team after the game and uh, you know, treat the guys to
something really nice, to a nice dinner. So I'm sure, I'm sure
he's got something planned for that. Yeah, he's if he's here, I
bet he does. I will leave you with this. I discovered a visit
from the nineteen seventy seven World Series Dodgers Yankees, a mound visit from one
Tommy Lesorta. And it's no way you know, Yeah, it's on.
It's on TikTok or something, and it's priceless. I mean, he is
Tommy Losorta, like no no idea, It didn't like no instruction swear.
But prior to that, we have uncovered the calls to Losorta we used to
make no Yes we did, yes we did. And I don't know if
I have it at my fingertips, but it was the one where uh mula
said he was Sandy Kofax, Yeah, and he couldn't get the maserati to
turn over. And then then Tommy Lostorta goes god old man I gotta see
it has to be on. Let me just see if this is no,
that's another CMF. I don't remember, but I will find this. Tommy
Losorta, Yeah, but maybe I'll email you the audio just so you can
just play it whenever you want, because we used to love to do that
when you yeah, great for the seventh stretch, because then he says,
guy, allows made me feel really really comfortable. It was great. Well,
then Tommy Lisorta in this call goes, he goes, uh, wow,
why don't you go over here? And why do you guys always do
this to me? Why don't you go over here and say to my face,
I'll kick your fucking ash you're bullshit. It was priceless, It was
awesome. I remember Dan, I remember playing those clips for Jeane Glynn when
he was the manager, because Geane had a relationship with Tobby Lisorta. And
he's trying not to laugh, but his head's about to pop off because he
knows Lessorda, yeah, and he knows how Lasorda could get. He's trying
not to laugh and you're just sitting there cracking up next to him. But
I'll tell you what that mountain visit from the if you can find it,
it's on it's online somewhere. To me, the picture was I don't remember
Bert Houghton or Tommy John. His name was Doug dug somebody because he kept
saying Dougie. And the guy's like, come on, man, I I
can strike this motherfucker out. And he goes, you just gave up hits
to the three last night. It was a sexon just in a home Runner
Willy Randolph. He goes, what are you doing? He goes, I
might be making a mistake. This is what I like. He goes,
I may be making a mistake, but that's my job, and I've got
a it's my job to make the call here, and you're gonna sit down.
And then I think the umpire comes out and goes, hey, guys,
you're taking too long. And then the sorta back in the in the
dugout is like giving the guy shit. He goes, don't ever do that
to me in public again. When I say, goes, I might be
wrong on this. You're right. I could be wrong, but you gave
up three hits to whatever Dan it may have been, Doug Rowl. It
may be the longest, like, yeah, I'll send you the link.
I got it right here. It may be the longest pitching change in history,
like the bullpen must have been in Calabasas, because it took forever for
this reliever to give in the game because he's just going off on him.
Yeah, but Tommy, every other word was and I go, that to
me was great because and you could almost even though he was using course language
and I go, it's guys talking to guys in a high pressure situation,
you still saw him being almost empathetic. On listen. I get it.
You want to be out here, but it's my job to win this game
and it's a world series and you're not cutting it here. I just I
loved it. We got the video of a beating the ship out of the
Philly Fanatic in seventy eight. By the way, David, before we let
you go, Yeah, one more thing. Yeah, sorry. So I
have the same dentist as the Red Wings team dentist. Yes, And when
I was in there, he was treating a member of the Buffalo Bison's dance.
So was he cheating on you? What's what's going on there? I
don't know. I to talk to the doctor about that. Yeah, apparently
he's spranching out a little. Maybe he was going to give him a little
extra novacaine and make him maybe maybe worse for the wear that night a few
weeks ago. So you might want to look into that, maybe give him
a little extra nitress when he's in the chair there. But hey, just
a reminder to the Wings are home all weekend against the dreaded Scranton Wilkster rail
Riders. So for your Yankee fan, it's a great weekend to come out
out and check them out. This is the only time the Yankees farm club
will be here all year. So Saturday game time six forty five, the
first two thousand fans will get a free hat, and we got fireworks after
the game. And then Father's Day. What better way to spend Father's Day
than coming out here to Innovative Field for a Wings game and uh game time
one oh five and the first one thousand fans will getting free baseball and then
after the game you can play catch with your kids on the field. Yeah.
So it really is a cool visual seeing generations of families playing catch out
in the outfield at Innovative Field. So big weekend, get your tickets at
Red Wings Baseball dot com. All right, well, I hope you make
it to Vegas. I do too. I'm trying, all right, buddy,
cool, Well, all right, thanks a lot, no wings wings
there you go. I got to find the sort of call I think I
must have blown. I'm always changing stuff on here. So I heard those
while you were doing them, yeah in the day. Yeah, yeah,
Oh they were great because we were just here's the thing, and I don't
know if I as the statute of limitations expired. In other words, you
know, like anything we did, i'd CMF together with Tommy. Yeah,
it's been seven years. It's been over seven years. We last worked together
in twenty thirteen. December seventh, twenty thirteen. All right, well that's
almost ten that's over ten years. Yeah, so I think we're okay.
All right. So I mean we were breaking every FCC law there. Yeah,
pretty much. We weren't the only radio radio personality doing it though,
or it wasn't there an AM guy that was out of DC. Well,
I don't know. There was a Morning People all the time. I was
like Don and Mike or something. They used to torture the guy too,
but they did, Tommy. I didn't know that to think he would keep
answering the phone. Yeah, I mean, oh, I didn't know that
well because they were not because I worked on that station, not in DC,
but h right. They would have him on from three to seven here
in Rochester too, in the afternoon. But I didn't realize they were coming.
They're calling, could be wrong, but I seem to remember them calling
him at least once or twice. So I got Lasorda's numbers from Brad Davies,
whom I working for years. He got the numbers from Kid Chris.
Now Kid Chris, I wouldn't be surprised if Kid Chris would crank call Lesarda.
He goes, hey, here's Lasorda's numbers. Yeah, well, we
just we just called just out of the blue. We just tried it.
Maddically had managed the team and he got tossed the night before for arguing with
something. So it's like nine o'clock, which is like six am. You
know, I thought we waited until eight because it was Yeah, and he
answered the phone and the TV's blairing in the background. But the best part
of all these calls were he could not hang up the phone like it was
the old handheld phone with the cradle, and all I heard was and it
just moved around, and then we'd be laughing and we were going, wait,
he's hung up yet, hung yet? And then yeah, and then
the call would in. But we we have to find because how many were
there? Three? At least three, so we got to find the other
two. We're off to bisk. Okay, thank you, the bisk,
appreciate the bisk is almost ready. The main lobster, Tommy, though,
is it really cousins cousins? What's it called cousins cousins lobster? Yeah,
cousins main lobster. All right, well, nice to see you again,
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They played this in Atlanta on this tour. The fan votes on it
might have been, might have been? Oh, a fan vote yeah,
I've seen the different set list, and as always, a fan votes on
yeah, I saw a Memory Motel once out of tears? Was it one
night? Okay? I remember no way when Springsteen came to town. Somebody
had a sign and I couldn't see it from the front. They passed it
up and he's got the so nobody could see the sign of Bruce Reids.
It as I can't, I can't, Okay, I'll do it. He
turns aside around it says, can Rosalita come out tonight? It was the
first time on the tour that they played was a later yeah, So it
is cool when they do that. It's with that you do those three or
four songs we're gonna pick in the crowd. Yeah, no ship. Yeah.
I always loved this album Silent Main Street. Wait, you gotta scrape
that ship right off your shoes. California. So we take pats to whether
Kevin actually gets his shirt up. I could keep both of looking that didn't
They record this in a castle? Yeah? Yeah, this is over in
France late at night. That's one of they went and I, uh,
I think it was around the same time they get uh, Kim and Shelter
Mary wait, Mary Mary Quick? All right, Danny, little sports news
here, kind of interesting. Uh. Investigation by the NFL into the Eagles
for tampering with Sakwon Barkley found not to have tampered with Saquon Barkley. Investigation
into the Atlanta Falcons for having tampered with getting Kirk Cousins who they and I
think and two others, and it turns out they did tamper. And I'm
so confused by this because I go, what the fuck they got this?
They got this weird vague shit where you can talk. Here's the rule.
No one from the team can talk too directly to the player. No one
you can't talk about travel arrangements, You can't talk about anything, and I
think even other players can't talk to a player. So I'm pretty sure Kirk
Cousins admitted that there was a receiver that had called on his press CONFI yes,
which was like the day after they lifted, like, how much do
they say they can cost the fifth round pick? And got fifty grand?
Yeah? Ok no, I okay, But either way, guess who's paying
that? Arthur Blank? The fact is, yeah, you're right. The
fact is Terry uh, Terry fonto, you got a fifty thousand dollars fine.
The team has a two hundred fifty thousand dollars fine, and they lose
a fifth round draft pick. We can say a fifth round draft pick is
nothing, it is something. Well here's what Here's what one NFL executive apparently
told Mike Florio from Pro Football Talk. He goes for a quarterback of that
caliber. I'll take that all day long. And so that's the So,
in other words, wink awake if you want to do this. I think
the Dolphins got hit too. They did, did they? I think how
do they find? But here's the thing that I don't understand is how are
they proving this, Like, who's got the time to spy on you?
Fell I mean, there's there's loaded with guys who just do this. Really,
they find you for their socks being too low. I understand that,
but be that maybe they did know, but they might not have known,
possibly knew if they didn't know, right, they did this. But here's
my point. If you have to go through phone records, you have to
go through emails, right, wouldn't Yeah, but there's a little tell like
the late great Larry Felzer, Great Bill's columns of the Buffalo News always said,
he goes the NFL is like a group of old ladies. They can't
keep a secret. So this stuff just gets out. It just gets out.
But like here's the thing, though, the fine is like a drop
in the bucket. Well, it's probably like a Yes, it's probably like
a Bills player calling up, who's the bill that went to a Poyer probably
called Poyer. Yeah, probably told Poyer told them and football player a fine.
Well, a year ago Poyer was supposed to go to Miami and they
decided to go younger and stay goes, Hey, guys are back. Yeah,
well he never left. Well, the story was like midway through the
season that he was leaving, and then he was gonna take off and he
was gonna leave from Miami, and Rachel Bush kind of even tipped her hand
on it. I want to so bad, so bad, all right,
I have to say what happened? So near the studio. Near the studio
there is a Chinese restaurant and a very large young woman, nicely wait three,
nicely dressed, nicely dressed, and she looked like she had a pretty
face, but she was big. And she was carrying a box and she
had it by her side and filled with Chinese food. And I said,
you should put some of that back. Wonder what you me for the dynamite
lady. Horrible. See this is where now I will get beat up because
it is being mean to somebody. But they didn't hear it, and chuck
Er just landed up all conries. All right. I just find the tampering
thing to be just a stupid It just seems they call it. Well.
First of all, the NFL calls the first several days the quote legal tampas
know, but everybody's already signed the contracts, which means they've been tampering all
along. It's just that you actually picked the Atlanta Falcons, because Kirk Cousins
admitted in the press conference, Yeah, so I came up and visited.
Well, when did you come up and visit? His free agency just started
yesterday, Kirk, When did you come up a visit tour the facilities?
In other words, it was like pretty obvious that he had, you know,
done his due diligence and they'd done their due diligence. You can't come
and do that, no, okay, Well, Kirk Cousins was under contract
with the Vikings. Yeah, So what I was getting was I thought that
it was someone like from the team said, hey, Kirk, we're gonna
fly in. Here's the travel arrangements. They can't even do that. No,
they can't. They can't even have somebody do that. They can go
to his agent and the agent can tell him. You can't talk directly to
the player. It's but in a way, though, you'd rather like do
that to get your quarterback and lose a fifth round pick than just risk losing
them all together by not communicating. Sure, yes, I hear you,
but I uh, it's just weird because having had contracts over the years,
they're they're they're funky in that and they all have the writer first refusal,
the tampering. You're not allowed to talk to any other like company, or
let's say you're a lawyer. You can't talk to another law firm thirty days
out right. So I used to get mine changed to sixty or ninety days
out and then I used to love when I was in that window. But
hey, Buffalo, if you need guys to tamper, give us numbers.
We'll call for you, all right. Kevin has put together a themed Closest
to the Pin. Very excited about this. The theme Kevin, Oh,
Jay Simpson one of her favorite subjects. Do you know what nobody really talked
about it yesterday? Well? I think I because it was death. I
think they kind of. I think that, and I think that, uh
yeah, I wonder if the death and then people are not that anybody's sick
of it. But I think there's a lot more focus on. I believe
Lifetime has a series. I watched it, you did, I watched it
is the whole? Is it? Is it? Yeah? Is it a
It's about to sit the Brown family? Right? But is there more episodes
to come? I think I think no. I think it was just a
two or three episode thing. Chris Jenner's kind of in it, but not
a lot. But what it really boils down to is how the Brown family,
how Dita the mother told her her daughters how to handle the situation and
taught everybody how to handle the kids and everything going on, because, like
they had to, they had to walk a very tight rope. They're they're
raising OJ's kids. He's guilty, they know he did it right, but
they don't want to lose them completely. But they don't want to give him
up to a guy who killed their daughter. So what do you do?
You have to navigate those waters very carefully. So this is what this series
is all. Yeah, and also talked about how Nicole, like you know,
was afraid for her life, which we all knew, but then and
the stuff thing, I didn't see this at all. I didn't know this.
The FBI had opened up a file on Oj Sipson, which they released
recently, but on top of that, the Miami cops they released it last
week, the file the murder. So I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know why the why the FBI was involved in that. I'm
sure they will find their reasons. But what happened was OJ was investigated for
like MD m A and molly. Like the cops were called his house like
seventeen different times in Miami. In Miami, Yeah, and like the kids
weren't talking to their grandparents. They were stranged and the grandparents and the ants
had no idea until they brought it up in the documentary. They're like,
oh, yeah, OJ was the cops for called his house seventeen different times.
He got tipped off to a raid. They hit all the drugs and
they couldn't find anything, but they know that there were drugs and parties going
out of OJ's house. Yeah. Well they were young chicks and he was
in front of the kids. Yeah we heard him, but I'm doing coke
and everything y Yeah, but we didn't know that. Like the cops were
called seventeen different times in the house. How did they keep that quiet?
I don't know. I understand that was like wait what yeah, and like
this is in this documentary Yeah how how how bad do they look? I
mean the one sister looks she's got like like you know, like how you
go on Halloween and you get those plastic lips that you could chew and like
turn into com Yeah, one of them has that with like really bad tan.
The other one like the I think the middle sister, Tanya I met,
She still looks great. I've met Tanya. The youngest one looks great
where I mean to usually do though, Like I remember talking to her and
uh god it was it was California. I know that, but I don't
know why I met her. Yeah, yeah, she looks good. And
then the middle one like, I mean she's aged very gracefully, but the
one like had a lot of plastic years. No, no, don't do
this all right, Kevin, what do we got? Yo's truly was known
to rock a nice pair of Bruno Molly's shoes from time to time. You
did, what year did the siblings Bruno Marino and Maria Molly leap into the
foot year footwear industry? What year do they leap into it? Here did
Bruno molly shoes come out? Man? God, I mean this because there
it's an Italian shoe, So I'm going they could have been nineteen eighteen,
you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like a like, there are brands
I'm I'm a big fan of, like quiet luxury where you don't see that.
You don't know, but it looks expensive, but there's no logo or
anything on it. I don't know when Bruno Molly came, right, I
didn't even ever even heard of him until ol J's thing. Yeah, which
a rich guy think. All right, I'm gonna say I got a year.
Johnny Cochran celebrated a birthday one day before yours truly was acquitted. What
year was Johnny Cochran born? M wait, he celebrated a birthday when the
day before OJ was acquitted. I remember October second was Johnny's birthday. OJ
was acquitted on the third, so we need the year he was born.
Year he was born. The Gallery of mall in Buffalo, they did not
allow inner city buses to drop people off at the mall. In the front
of the mall. They made them walk across the street. And a woman
was dropped off at a bus stop across the street. She got hit,
she got killed. So the family called Johnny Cochran. Johnny Cockrand shows up
in Buffalo to hold the press conference. Everybody's there, and the first thing
he says is the the entry. I'm not making this up. The entrance
to the mall should be for all, but it was big because it was
Johnny Cockran's coming to Buffalo. A footprint was found at the crime scene,
believed to belong to Your's Truly, What size is OJ's foot? It was
actually Peter Montemerno. Oh yeah, he was there last week. What size
is OJ's foot? Because I got he texted, He goes, I'm on
the four oh five right now. Shouldn't pay a visit, No stay away?
How like you get get four or five days. I was just gonna
say, it's longer than a dead show just to get anywhere. Yo's Truly
was represented by his so called dream team of lawyers Johnny Cockran, Robert Kardashian,
Robert Shapiro, Flee Bailey, and Alan Dershowitz. At the time of
the aquittal October third, nineteen ninety five. How old was the group combined?
Oh my god, Kevin Wefley Bailey was up there by the way.
He did that whole case pro bono. Well, let's see how many how
many people were? There's five five? Carl Douglas was the best. Yeah,
that might be wrong, but I could probably be higher than that.
Oh, Ja drove a nineteen ninety three Ford Bronco. But what year was
the Bronco actually introduced by Ford? Oh? The Bronco? How the fuck
do you know? You wrote that down so quickly? There's no way you
know this answer. Okay, we'll find how would you know? We'll find
out. I know a lot of stuff. No, you don't. You
think you do? It's true. I will tell you looking at the answer,
he is wrong. I will tell you that I think Dan underestimates himself
in sales because he he is so convincing. And then I will say I
have on another note, did Danny's got some fair points? Very often?
Very often? All right? Hang on? A second year was the Bronco?
Did it come into production? I have a year in my head that
I know is wrong, and I feel like, all right, I'm gonna
write down this one, but I'm going to put the other one in parenthes
just to see. All right. God, And last, but not least,
OJ was inducted into the Buffalo Bill's Wall of Fame in nineteen eighty.
How many members of the organization do the Bills have in the Wall of Oh,
gosh, I should know this, Yeah, you should. You should?
Do you suck if you don't, because I don't have any idea.
This is where you win. Greg Conner finger right now, suck. How
many guys are in the Doris day Red China, Johnny, I hope you
put this. I hope you put this in the hole and he misses.
I hope I do too, but I can't give me. Just like GoF,
we could see though, how many members are in the Wall of Fame.
I'll just say this, Okay. What year were Bruno Molly's shoes introduced?
All right? Because they're Italian and they've been around, I would assume
that Bruno Molly's been around for a while. I feel like rich people knew
him. What year did you say? I said nineteen twenty five? I
said nineteen twenty six, nineteen thirty six? Oh yes? What year was
Johnny cochranborn forty eight? I said forty seven? I don't know, nineteen
thirty seven. Holy cow, I didn't realize how old he was. Okay,
what size is OJ's foot? I said, thir thirteen? I said
thirteen? It's twelve? O O J. Where's a twelve? He wears
Achille? All right? What was the combined age of the Dream Team of
layd This is insanity? I said two fifty. I said, well,
two fifty if they're all fifty, yeah, and they weren't all yeah,
Like fine, Bailey was up there. I wrote two seventy six, trying
to put a little Wigan bad yeah to eighty one. Johnny was fifty eight.
See, Kardashian was fifty. You knew they weren't all fifty. Shapiro
fifty three athlete, Bailey's sixty way wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,
back up. Kardashian was younger than me. Kardashian was fifty one.
Shapiro was the same age as you, fifty three athlete. Bit, let's
get back to that fifty seven. Let's get back to that in a second.
The age thing with Shapiro and those guys. So you said to eighty
one to eighty one, all right, I'm keeping my score this time,
Danny, what your was? The Bronco introduced sixty nine, I incorrect.
I uh, I wanted to say nineteen eighteen. I did not say nineteen
eighty, but I wanted to. And I don't know why it's in my
head. TT would have been like a min no. I understand the Motel
t Bronco. Well, I don't know why. I don't know why.
No, I even think like I don't know what I wrote down nineteen sixty
three, nineteen sixty six. Damn, so I got off my three here,
all right, we have to table late these numbers. But I think
you're gonna win. Well right now, I was two, you were two
up on the first question. Yeah, I was even on the third.
You were closer on the fourth, while I was ten or three off each
time in the last twenty and I was five off on the last one.
I thought on the two seventy six, seventy I'm sorry, yeah, all
right, and the last one here this is where I this is where you
could win it you and I hope you fail. How just like my eleventh
grade English teacher said to me before the regents, I hope you fail.
Put under pencils. How many members of the organization are in the bills?
I said, twenty one? Wall of fame, I said, thirty two.
You have a winner tonight, folks. Thirty one? Yes, how
did you not? You're so? He was farther out of his first answer.
What was his first answer? Sixteen? Yeah, Well, I'm calling
Peter on you. You're right, I am calling Peter and I am I'm
telling I'm ashamed. How did I am ashamed? Dan Barrillo? Yeah,
Dan with that, and I could probably name them all too. Okay,
that's right, Fine, doesn't matter. I'm saving Marv Levy. So that
means twenty one, twenty six, twenty nine, thirty. I scored a
thirty on this one. Trailer tears Reddy. Yes, yes it will be.
This is what's gonna happen. He's gonna eat him till Sunday and we're
not eat until next Yeah. I'm I'm in the Red Leags game and play
catch with myself. Ah, that's said. Orphan wants to take open.
Somebody comes out of the cornfield and plays. That would be that would be
amazing. So you he brought up the Kardashian age thing like he was younger
than you. Yeah, okay, so my year. Oh no. But
the point is is that he didn't look that. He didn't look young.
He looked old and he died ten years nine years later. Well, I
didn't think he looked he didn't look bad. He was. He was a
handsome guy. He just had a little bit more gray, but he had
I will tell you this. You want a little gray in your lawyers here.
Yeah, and he looked like he was a lot of fucking money because
he started radio and records. Oh is that him? Yeah? Okay,
radio records sixties. You know, it's hard to tell because here's the other
thing is we're all coming from a younger perspective. We are. But that's
but that's my point though, I would like to think it's almost thirty years
ago that at this moment, that's where I'm going, I look better than
uh Kardashian, I think you do. But I want, I want,
I just want to. I just want to bring this up because the year
before O Jay comemitted that horrible, horrible act allegedly, Yeah, Cheers ended
in ninety three, and they did. Somebody brought this up about a month
ago. They showed the cast of Cheers on the cover of People magazine and
it was like their Cheers last year, right, And they showed all their
ages and they all looked like they were in their forties and fifties. They
were in their twenties and like George Went was the only one over forty.
Everybody else, like John Ratzenberger played Cliff, he was only like thirty five
what Frazier was twenty eight, No, ted Dante, it was thirty two.
Go look it up. Look it up. I'm cool. Look it
up. People mad like. It came out about a month or two ago,
and the point was is that our generation, yeah probably stayed inside more,
was less exposed to the sun, so we don't look as old.
Plus we have more vitamins, more health knowledge, and more skincare. Okay,
may that all may be true. My favorite is that you gotta find
out because I there's no fucking way that Fraser was thirty five. No,
Fraser was twenty eight. Twenty Jacksonburger Cliff was thirty five. I can't imagine.
Ted Dancer was like thirty three. We had Rebecca was twenty seven or
uh, what's it, Kirsty Alley, we had a kid, but Coach
was still one hundred. Woody Allen was seventeen. I mean Whaty Harrelson was
twenty one? Yeah, okay, well he was young. I always love
when they showed the Traveling Willbery's though, and you look at them right and
they show the rages and they go, it's later than you think. Yeah,
Fraser was thirty eight when the show ended in ninety three. Yes,
thirty eight, not twenty eight, said twenty eighth. Yes, what he
was thirty one. See you have a type of time out though, do
I Okay, I'm forty four. I look younger than Fraser did at thirty
eighth, all right, because he was going bald. Ted Danson was forty
five. Yeah, so so thirty go. I knew this came out of
People magazine. We didn't came out four shit Internet, damned bullshit. Shelley
Long was forty three. Everything this Yeah, okay, all right, you're
fucking high. You're eating gummies. That's gummies in that fucking shit your supplements.
By the way, we're gonna start a new thing, and I'm we're
gonna do the Road to Lightenment Bill Lightenment, Yeah, Enlightenment. We're gonna
work on this. I had a conversation today. Ratzenberger was in his thirties,
just Ratzenburger was in his thirties. So Danny was right on that,
isn't that the guy who played Cliff Claytons, then thirty five year old Ratzenberg
introduced the world to know what all postman? So that was when he was
first season. Because he's seventy seven. Now, yeah, so forty three,
Hang on a second, so forty two to forty one? Hang on?
Okay, so real prom was forty five when Cheers finally ended. Yeah
that makes sense. Christy Eely was forty two. Yes, that makes sense.
I swear the story set because like Tim Poole did a whole thing about
like how large. Well you know what age faster than than they do?
Now, yeah, well, maybe Tim's wrong. It sounds like clearly if
he Tim was wrong, why would I don't know. I don't I hear
the name Timpoole. I'm not familiar. Timpole's a guy. He was a
reported for Vice for years, and then when he sent him to do Occupy,
he was doing these stories about Occupy New York or occupy Wall Street.
And he goes to write these stories and Vice is like, yeah, we
don't want to print that. Okay, why, well, it makes the
corporations look bad. I got you. And then he started to look at
peeling back the Onion realized that Wece was on the take, so he went
independent and now he's built himself this YouTube empire. He lives in West Virginia
and undisclosed those locations he's been swatted like ten times. That's awful. I'm
sorry to laugh at that because I but that's because he the message. He's
promoted. I will just tell you, uh my buddy was part of the
swat team. I had a friend who was on the swat team. He's
now retired, and he there was a swanting in Irondoquoit. It was an
old man and somebody just called it in and said that they saw his wife
dead and bleeding on the kitchen floor and he's sitting in the front living room
watching TV. So the swat team comes right and it's not like Christmas vacation
where they come bust in the windows, windness and everything, but they do.
They hey, we have this place around it to come out with your
hands up. And she's cooking dinner and he's watching TV and he's getting pissed,
you know, why the hell you know? And he's yelling to yes
like Tommy Lesorta, and then they he comes out and he starts like waving
and yelling and gesticulating. Well, they don't know what the here. Here's
the problem is the officers. They don't know what's up. They don't know
what's up. They don't know what's up? And that's why you know,
I think on you you're told at least I was told how to act at
a traffic stop, right, that sort of thing if they know, if
they realize there's not a threat and you're just a pain in the ass.
Oh that may be different. But this go back to the swat thing.
So this poor old guy, they make you walk down the driveway backwards.
Yeah, because that because most people don't have great balance. They don't have
really good balance, and that means your hands would be out even if it's
out slightly right, So if your hands are kind of down, but they're
out away from your body, to keep your balance as you're walking backwards,
because and you go a little slower, and that way they know there's no
weapons and you can't get them, which I would have never thought of,
right walking backwards, but this part guy and needs cursing them, my friends,
city's cursing all the way they go. We felt so bad. But
think of the expense, right, the fucking expense to get all these guys
out there and just them. I would say this, I think the average
police officer, I think you can look this up. I don't know if
you can look it up quickly now or not. I think the average police
officer lives to the age of fifty eight and dies. Well, that would
be what happens if you live to the age of fifty eight, but he
lives to the age of fifty eight, many of them. That's why there's
twenty years and you can retire. Right, we know all that, But
here's my thinking with this. You're adrenaline. If you're part of the swat
team and you're called in and you're getting all this stuff, your adrenalins gotta
I mean, can you imagine like how high and how low? I remember
talking to Marcellus Wiley, is it fifty eight, eighty seven, fifty seven?
Other starts to say sixty six, sixty six, Okay, well sixty
six would be better. I was told by a uh I think it was
with Sheriff Baxter might have said it to me, but uh so fifty seven
to fifty somewhere in there, it's still young stress. I think it's distress
and I and I'm saying on top of like, just think of the adrenaline
when you go in and out. And I bring up Marcellus Wiley because he
said when they played football on Sunday for a one o'clock game. He would
be so jacked, like just up in excitement, and then your body couldn't
come down. That they'd go to Toronto to the casinos and play all night,
all night long, and come back at the dawn on Monday morning.
Right, I'm like, that's crazy. I can't imagine, but I can't.
I get that adrenaline thing when I did the stuff at Empire Drag and
while I have raced cars, I get it. And you're buzzing all day.
So imagine that time after time after time, and you're a volunteer.
I think a lot of these guys volunteer to be I mean it's extra I'm
sure it's extra pay or whatever. But you're volunteering to be on that bomb
squad or try out. Maybe there's a tryout the cutlast. I have no
idea. I don't know what goes on. My point being that it's a
lot. I'm not gonna lie. You keep spurning advances from the letter writer,
We're gonna get swatted one night. At least they can see us clearly
not doing anything. Got a big bay window here. That's why I've often
probably still shoot. I went and I and I priced out and I had
MAC measure of the windows and on I priced out what it would be to
get shades and to get the logo on it. And then I go,
I kind of like this, but I maybe I should get the shades.
I don't know. We should keep a camera on the window. Uh,
just for the pure entertainment. I could from time time. Yeah, I
don't know what the legality's are on that. I think it's okay, but
I'm not sure. I don't really know you're on camera? Everyone? Can
I sue if I tripped and fell while I'm running, right, and then
I start cursing up a storm and then I start running again. Let's say
I trip over my shoelace and now and then wet and skin my knee and
I'm fucking screaming and I'm going crazy, and god damn. I get up
again and I start running. I go five more steps and I trip again
and I fall And somebody's got the ring doorbell camera and they released that.
Am I in trouble? Can I show them? No? We wanted we
want the traffic cam from Chief Barns. We want the good stuff ring your
early seeing you're seeing so much. It's so small if you're on the street.
What about what about the one of my mom falling off the deck,
off my my brothers for malpractice? What do you mean malpractice? I helped
the door. I didn't know what was happening. Fact that your brother went
back and videotape that and it's video, no no, no, no,
no no. I mean he had it. But like the fact that he
went back and looked it up, well, we had to. We wanted
to see what happened. It was funny. We wanted to. I think
you guys like take pleasure out of people's babe. We wanted to see much
build up this million light. I think you take I think you take enjoyment
out of stuff like that. There's not enjoyment, Dan, There's just moments
in life that are actually comical. And and the fact that you can't appreciate
and yet she's so slight a shirt that life, that God God put all
this together, even the humorous part, and you don't appreciate it. And
now with the evolution of time and technology and and God and everything, we
could capture it all. Listen, the Democrats have taken fun away from us.
I don't think Dan George Soros has taken Oh no, I'm not conservative.
I'm pretty fair. Like if I were president, my first act,
like, okay, you know Trumpezo's executive orders that he signs executive order.
Look signed this, Look what I did. Yeah, the first thing I
would do is deregulate the radio industry, the media industry, and the banking
industry. People think like Reagan and Clint were these greatest, these great presidents.
They ruined media and banking for everybody. They It was obviously lobbying and
stuff like that, but it gave it a chance to get stronger and bigger.
Right, you got more money behind it, and you you really did.
And so but I hear you. I think now, but now they've
gutted the industries. But it's not them, It was the I don't think
anybody could foresee what was happening. You think they said there had to be
a few people that could. That's why they wanted it. Well, they
fought so hard, No, I understand, but it was it was revenue
within a market, right, so you owned in a market. I don't
know that anybody saw like well, I don't want to name a company but
big companies that were everywhere. And to your point, I at this point
say, is it is it the deregulation that allowed it? Yes, but
is it then the decisions that the business has made within the new boundaries that
have sort of ruined it, and we gave you the ability to fail free
will? I don't know. That's just like I'm looking at it from a
different angle. But I'm with you because I often think there were times I
felt bad being a voice that was going to be heard in Brian, Texas,
right that there was somebody who did have a job. Hey Steers,
you know you're listening and Queers, I just know, but you know,
in Virginia and all this. And then this company that I worked for had
a talkback button so you could go on the app and you could make requests
through the app. It was called talkback, and then they would come to
me. I had request you shut the hell up. I had talkbacks from
around the country. Hey Bill, it's mob down. And you know,
I think I was in Macon making Georgia and I'm making I got Baker's Field,
and I would always get corrected because it's Baker Baker's Fields. Yeah,
there's an s on the end. I always had to recut all the shit
for that station. But it was weird because the and then I go,
do they not know? Because I would go, hey, this one's going
out there, and sometimes I play back, but it would be a week
later, right. So like if I was doing like a Saturday night show
around the country, right, I would take I would record it. Let's
say, on a Tuesday app evening, I'm recording and I got a call
from somebody listening that Saturday night, not a call, but the talkback,
and I put it in there and they'd hear it a week later, and
I'd go, they have to realize the person that made it that this isn't
live right now, Hey man, thanks for playing me on radio. We
all got a big kick out of it. We're all sitting around the campfire.
I would get calls at the bugs apper, hey man, we're out
here in Huntsville sitting back around. Can you play me from skinnerd Not no
kidding. I believe it was all the I go, this is amazing and
yet sad at the same time. It is. It could be both.
But my boy for this whole thing was that's not a conservative view deregulation.
No, that's not a conservative view. So I mean, like I do
have beliefs that to our our left of center too. I don't know.
You're also nuts, you're right especially. Yeah, I'm more upset about the
Cheers thing than I am about the Bill's Wall, Danny, because I saw
it. Big Big Father's to Red Robe. He loves Red Rob. That's
good, Kevin, your kids doing anything fun. I have no idea.
That's one that I'm going to the stones and I may take the Blue Hackney
diamonds. I don't know. But I'm Bill Moran and we'll see you Monday