WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:23.120 Welcome to Chewing the Cud. Robertson My value Right. Welcome to this week's 2 00:00:23.160 --> 00:00:27.239 episode of Wish You Were Queer, where Mike and Doctor Phil have arrived in 3 00:00:27.440 --> 00:00:30.640 Borneo. You can still reach out to us, though, it's at the 4 00:00:30.719 --> 00:00:33.920 cud tv on social media where you can follow us, the cud dot tv 5 00:00:34.039 --> 00:00:37.719 for our website, and on YouTube and podcast services. Look for Chewing the 6 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:42.119 Cud and hit subscribe. And as people who have popped up in our comments 7 00:00:42.359 --> 00:00:46.560 go scrolling along the bottom of the screen, we go to Seppi Lock Rangutang 8 00:00:46.679 --> 00:00:50.799 Sanctuary. Welcome to Chewing the Cud. Today we're at sepper Lock, the 9 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:54.679 Orangutang Sanctuary. We're also going to see some sunbeares as well while we're here, 10 00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:57.479 though we do have to keep our faces covered with a face mask to 11 00:00:57.560 --> 00:01:03.519 protect everyone. So while we're here, let's go into probably just come out 12 00:01:03.599 --> 00:01:15.879 and will come to guess ah, the one with a baby, So always 13 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:19.760 keep your distance if you get too close. I give you to them, 14 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:26.280 thank especially the mother with the baby. Trying not to have eye contact with 15 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:30.439 the mother because it is something like that you have provoked in her. Is 16 00:01:30.439 --> 00:01:34.280 it going to poop on you? I don't going to prop it um. 17 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:38.319 We're basically told to stop looking at it. You was told to stop looking 18 00:01:38.319 --> 00:01:41.200 at it because it sees it as a as a threat to Oh okay, 19 00:01:49.760 --> 00:02:02.079 yeah, now these are like cats. I'm I'm familiar with them, familiar 20 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:07.560 with them a cat. They're not particularly very tract drift and not know um 21 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:14.199 the fear of the inside out bomb variety. They are the intial prolapse. 22 00:02:15.719 --> 00:03:23.080 So that's the right animabe kid mustanding mm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think I would kind 23 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:25.360 of be aggressive a wrang guitary. Yeahah, they ca rip your arm off 24 00:03:25.439 --> 00:03:30.319 quite easily. I'd like to see, is it to pick one up and 25 00:03:30.360 --> 00:04:02.960 snap its neck? Yeah? Mama, oh my god, somebody it's the 26 00:04:03.039 --> 00:04:10.840 circle. And it was anal as well, which was illegal drug away popo 27 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:15.279 not and drag it away? No, Surprisingly the popo did not. How 28 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:23.639 did you know it was anal because it's a big because that's me. That 29 00:04:23.800 --> 00:04:28.560 might be how they have sex to get to the take the wrong one monkey 30 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:33.040 vagina that I would be saying today. I was expecting you to say that 31 00:04:33.120 --> 00:04:40.160 phrase at some point today. I'm cute. They're very cute. Sadly, 32 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:44.199 none of them are dressed all, which is what I would because they're trying 33 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:46.600 to be released in the wild. Yeah, but we can still you know, 34 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:49.720 feather bow was not going to harm anybody, feather boone is not going 35 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:54.399 to harm anybody green for the environment, it would be nice. Um. 36 00:04:55.079 --> 00:05:00.639 I kind of like to stop thinking of like like Chimp's tea parties from Do 37 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:03.199 you not allowed to touch them? Nope? You know that's as close as 38 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:06.759 you can get. And then if if they start to come towards you, 39 00:05:06.839 --> 00:05:11.920 you slowly walk away, especially mums and babies. Can you not go? 40 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:15.759 Here's but we can do. But then if the orang tang rips your arm 41 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:21.160 off kills you, it's your own fault. Do they have like um keepers 42 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:29.959 that are stood around with like Zappa things things guns? Yeah, So there 43 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:32.000 was a comment that was made which was at some point, will shoot you 44 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:36.639 or the orang of ten and one of these an endangered species? Oh dear, 45 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:44.319 So it's like, oh I'm gonna get shot. Get a message on 46 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:47.079 grinder in there no no signal, no signal. The only place I had 47 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.639 signaled the entire time I was away it was in the hotels when I had 48 00:05:49.680 --> 00:05:55.439 WiFi, Right, Yeah, no monkey business. No monkey business. Now, 49 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:59.920 I thought one of them was eyeing you up. There was an Australian 50 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:01.759 gentleman that was stood in front of us that I was hanging up one of 51 00:06:01.839 --> 00:06:04.639 the monkeys. That's okay, I was talking about the Australier. I was 52 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:09.759 very tall with a very lovely bottom. Oh did you not like mountain like 53 00:06:09.839 --> 00:06:12.040 that monkey? Did? I did try. I tried to give him a 54 00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:15.319 banana and slip it in him, but he wasn't having it. He wasn't 55 00:06:15.800 --> 00:06:24.480 monkey. Would you like to see some more rangutans? I would indeed got 56 00:06:24.519 --> 00:07:16.319 some more rangutans then ye, oh my god, you need I've done double 57 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:33.959 done that hats there is a handsome Australian gentle would we should get come over 58 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:39.560 here to see how long this sand? And then some wild ones wild? 59 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:43.600 So just outside of that of the good park. So I've done so, 60 00:07:43.680 --> 00:07:50.759 I've gone wild. Yeah, you do the thing told for you. The 61 00:07:50.879 --> 00:07:56.000 ones that are in their camp thing, they will not tame, but they 62 00:07:56.800 --> 00:08:03.839 really beliterated to be outside. That's a civit civit it's no turnal animal and 63 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:09.600 it's very very vicious out in the daylight after the daytime and right by people, 64 00:08:11.279 --> 00:08:15.680 right by people's person. Yeah, were you not tempted to stroke it? 65 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:18.480 No? Yeah, it's a food. Really it doesn't look happy. 66 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:22.800 Well, you know it's daytime in it, looking up somebody's work it up, 67 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:30.079 claw them, going to claw them. So there was no you could. 68 00:08:30.600 --> 00:08:33.519 I would want to have actual physical interaction with them. I wanted to 69 00:08:33.639 --> 00:08:37.360 as well. And Phil came very close when he didn't move and the gamekeeper 70 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:41.759 said move, move, move. Um, so yeah, we got shouted 71 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:46.039 at. I would say, please, may I hold your baby? And 72 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:52.120 there's your arm, thank you very much. She'd go, of course, 73 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:54.879 you may hold my baby, and then I would run away and I'd say 74 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:58.480 you've only got tiny legs. You can't catch me. And I'd be off 75 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:03.240 because yeah, you can run quick. M h. There are cars, 76 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:09.519 No, there's no, there's no roads. It's a dirt tracks. Did 77 00:09:09.559 --> 00:09:13.120 you walk on a four by four cars? We'll say, there you go. 78 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:18.000 You wouldn't get in one of them. I would on a bumpy road. 79 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:24.919 Yes, if there's a baby monkey? Are they monkeys? Are they 80 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:28.480 apes? The apes? Okay? Doesn't give them speak? Yes? Three 81 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:33.399 of them spoke like on planet the apes. Yes, three of them spoke 82 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:39.360 two or extra two more sign language British not American actual sign language. What 83 00:09:39.759 --> 00:09:43.480 did they say? They said Lee's talking. Oh didn't get it at that 84 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:50.639 moment in time, I know it's making sense. Oh yeah, did you 85 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:54.799 did you feel connected with nature? I felt very so. Having no mobile 86 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:58.279 signal was a killer for the first few days. Oh my god, because 87 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:03.519 you know me, I'm always oh grindum, always like looking at stuff and 88 00:10:03.679 --> 00:10:09.279 an animal, aren't you? Mike? An absolute animal down like libido? 89 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:11.639 Just for a few days. Couldn't, couldn't, couldn't. But I was 90 00:10:11.639 --> 00:10:15.840 also sharing a room, so I couldn't express myself. Shall I say? 91 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:28.679 Um? Did did did? Did it? Did it? Did? Was 92 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:31.879 it like a detox? A cyber detox? Did you get used to not 93 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:35.720 going on your phone? I was holding it all the time we were filming, 94 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:39.720 but we used to. Did you get used to kind of not having 95 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:43.960 all the I got used to not having any contact with outside world, which 96 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:48.120 was kind of nice but also really distressing. Did you not at no point 97 00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:54.320 go do you know what? Um sod this sub humanity strip naked and just 98 00:10:54.399 --> 00:11:01.279 like go into the forest. Not enough found out strike at any point? 99 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:07.960 Well? Oh, stick around? Coming up? Next we have more from 100 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:22.600 Borneo. Welcome back. Mike and Phil are still going around Sepulock where they 101 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:33.200 are going to encounter some bears because of black Bear. It's not it's a 102 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:41.399 sunbar. Oh. They had the world's longest tongue for a bear. How 103 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:46.679 long? Very long? Very long? Is it? Yes? Not much? 104 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:54.200 Everyone is that so they can get into like termite mouth. M Oh 105 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:58.440 stupid, I'd like to do m You don't find this out on David That 106 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:03.679 Shrimburg programs The Running Bear one Matress, sun Bears, sun Bears of Borneo. 107 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:11.039 Yes, you're watching. And this week we're at a more volcano in 108 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:22.080 Borneo. It's a mud volcano. Get no, because if I want in 109 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:26.639 it, I would fall through. You would fall through the earth. I'm 110 00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:35.120 seven hundred feet deep. That is um and it's literally hot mud. So 111 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:39.720 it's four hundred feet seven hundred feet deep. It's exaggerate, don't you seven 112 00:12:39.840 --> 00:12:46.480 hundred It's actually in the vt it's in the VT um, so seven feet 113 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:50.840 deep. So if you get into it you would drown. What if you 114 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:52.879 just put your bell lind in it? It would burn your bell end off 115 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:58.000 because it's sulfur as well as mud and it's hot volcano. You mean that's 116 00:12:58.080 --> 00:13:05.120 again, that's some of them is opportunity. You could have a spa treatment. 117 00:13:05.440 --> 00:13:09.919 They do use the mud mud treatments and stuff. Yeah, but it's 118 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:15.039 not there, not because the ground is not solid. Oh, it's liquid 119 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:18.480 in the Orangutang thing like Orangutang's giving your massages with the modern stuff. Yes, 120 00:13:18.559 --> 00:13:26.120 that's exactly what's gate. And then the cat comes over and Shade slips 121 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:31.399 it by a lot of lovely using mudder's lube, with some bears coming. 122 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:39.080 All of exact. It's called the bare necessities. Did it rot while you 123 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:46.080 were there? No? Not even it was, Yeah, but not big 124 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:50.879 eruptions because it's erupted like three years before. Oh natural, would you have 125 00:13:50.919 --> 00:13:54.759 had to have run? We wouldn't be allowed anywhere near it up because you 126 00:13:54.799 --> 00:14:01.440 would die because it's hot mud. Yes, yes, still put my finger 127 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:05.519 in it. I know you. It smelled foul as well. It smelt 128 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:13.440 like death. Now you're just turning me off, talking about turning leon time 129 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:22.120 for something a little bit dangerous today, well, this evening more like we're 130 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:26.000 getting ready to go on. Now I can't say for legal reasons, poach 131 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:31.559 your hunt so we're gonna call it at night time safari. Okay, so 132 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:37.679 this this evening is night time safari. It's going to be me and a 133 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:41.159 couple of other guys in the back of the van pitch black because it's like 134 00:14:41.240 --> 00:14:45.440 pitch back out hit like before eight pm. Okay, um, and we're 135 00:14:45.480 --> 00:14:56.080 going to see some wildlife stick around. It's scary. I think it's very 136 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:31.000 Literally we are in the back over four by four line. M hm h 137 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:50.000 m hm. No, it's trying to think. Give us a plantat de 138 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:54.679 brease. I was pat of my knee. My schedules going to die. 139 00:15:56.559 --> 00:16:00.360 Just put remember the eagle. No, it's not, because that's it black. 140 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:03.799 I'm scared. I'm going to get fisted. Oh you've got a night 141 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:07.799 vision, a bit night vision. You set a little movement there, leaf 142 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:12.600 see that there were monkey a wrap thing. Yes, Oh they're cute. 143 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:18.600 It was cute. It was a nature walk O time so far. Sorry. 144 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:25.200 Did you perchance upon any other people going for a It wasn't dogging? 145 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:29.840 No, I mean did you come across any pouches? No? No, 146 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:33.200 no, they weren't out that. There weren't any punches that we're seeing, 147 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:36.559 which is good because we were. We weren't on a punch on. No, 148 00:16:37.039 --> 00:16:41.320 do arangans go to sleep at night? Yes? They do up in 149 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:47.639 trees. Oh there, they make nests new nest every night as well, 150 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:53.480 drugging a box spring every night they get leaves and things and then they sleep 151 00:16:53.519 --> 00:17:02.679 in it. Oh it's quite cute. Yeah, do your fuzzy inside reasonably? 152 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:07.279 Okay? Did you see any other animals snakes? No, snakes, 153 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:12.079 panthers. We did see some ancestral chickens. So the chicken, as we 154 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:19.200 know and love nominum is native to Asia from from the beginning, from the 155 00:17:19.279 --> 00:17:23.960 beginning, right, and they've they've got out. I've got out. They 156 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:27.200 got out, flowing all that way. They're just rand at really fly very 157 00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:32.480 far a right, jumping on boats and stuff. But they looked a bit 158 00:17:32.559 --> 00:17:37.799 like giraffe chickens because they have really long necks and tiny bodies. Tasted delicious, 159 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:41.079 then, did you Yeah, because all the food that will reach it 160 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:45.319 was around like break the next in front of view and like do like no, 161 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:49.839 but they could off, but I wouldn't mind it. It's not not 162 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:56.039 lock tom in KFC's appropriate way of preparing. No, because it's not wild 163 00:17:56.119 --> 00:18:00.799 chicken yeah, what else are we going to see? Then? Well, 164 00:18:00.920 --> 00:18:07.039 let's have a look what it's like to sleep in the jungle. So this 165 00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:11.640 is the ludge, and there is that one who stayed. This is one 166 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:15.000 of the places they stayed. Yes, okay, so it's the raincer's rainforest. 167 00:18:15.640 --> 00:18:21.720 It's pretty much always raining. But that's the room. And the condensation 168 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:26.799 on the window is because the air conditioning is on full belt. Carry the 169 00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:32.880 jungle dies. As the jungle dies around it cool with us, yes, 170 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:37.839 And that trick is everywhere. What is it? It's it's a local concoction 171 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:44.599 of herbs and spices and things. Okay, now I thought i'd bring some 172 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:51.680 borneo to you. It's of Yes, is it gorilla pith? It's gorilla 173 00:18:51.759 --> 00:18:56.960 pis. Yes, So I've got some here for you. How long have 174 00:18:57.039 --> 00:19:00.599 that been in there? Just a couple Not the face, it's not it's 175 00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:08.039 fresh. I got the recipe. That's not a lot of color to it. 176 00:19:08.359 --> 00:19:11.240 That's like under browed tea. Does look a bit like under brewed tea, 177 00:19:11.279 --> 00:19:15.680 doesn't it. That's pungent. It's very point. What is it? 178 00:19:15.759 --> 00:19:18.440 What have you got in it? It's tasty? But what is it? 179 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:21.920 Try something? No? I need to know what's in it first, because 180 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:25.039 I might be allergic. You're not allergic to it. I might be though, 181 00:19:25.160 --> 00:19:30.880 you're not. Because about beef. Nothing smiles, some beef in the 182 00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:42.599 studio. It's got honey in it. Sweet, it's lovely. Don't like 183 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:51.160 it, you know? No, ginger's ginger, lemongrass and honey. Wow, 184 00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:55.839 okay, I think it would be better very cold. Pretend it's very 185 00:19:55.880 --> 00:19:59.559 cold over ice. Yeah, I don't have ice in the studio. No. 186 00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:04.359 No, But it's tasted good. Yeah, it's okay, very dingjury, 187 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:07.839 it's very like. It's good though they're not going to go that far, 188 00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:11.480 but you know, but they also to do that as a hot drink 189 00:20:11.559 --> 00:20:15.599 with tea for normal tea as well, and it's really tasty. But could 190 00:20:15.640 --> 00:20:18.160 you could you have drunk a hot beverage in that humidity? Yes? I 191 00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:22.559 did? Did you? Yeah? Me without coffee in the more imagine me 192 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:26.720 without coffee. There's no caffeine in that exactly, So I had to have 193 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:30.559 a coffee in the morning. There's no caffeine and put my coffee there's okay. 194 00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:34.079 Yeah, oh well that's that's it. It doesn't have a name, 195 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:40.559 an official local name. No it does, doesn't know it does. Yeah, 196 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:42.640 you went there, for God's sake, make you drunk every day. 197 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:45.680 I did drink this every day, but they kept referring to it as their 198 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:52.640 speciality. Oh and just listed off the ingredients, which was great because then 199 00:20:52.680 --> 00:20:55.839 I had a list of ingredients to come back with, okay, which was 200 00:20:56.000 --> 00:21:00.599 sugar, water, honey, lemon, grass and ginger make vennam and come 201 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:06.480 oh, I thought that was the salty after taste, a bit of chewy, 202 00:21:07.880 --> 00:21:11.240 well paper pasty. But now, sure we have a look at a 203 00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:14.680 place called Cota Killer Barnew. So this is one of the major cities of 204 00:21:14.720 --> 00:21:21.480 Borneo. Okay. That big blue building there is the police headquarters. It's 205 00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:25.640 some central amounts substantial. It's a very pretty building. We need to be 206 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:34.440 exactly yea. And as the food market okay, with some big melons. 207 00:21:36.559 --> 00:21:40.039 Nice. It's right on the side, right on the coast. Did you 208 00:21:40.160 --> 00:21:42.200 do you go to a fish market? There was a fish market in that 209 00:21:42.319 --> 00:21:48.559 market was yes, it had fish, fruit, meat, octopus, octopie, 210 00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:56.200 oti um souvenirs. That's very industrial looking, isn't it. There's the 211 00:21:56.240 --> 00:21:57.480 types of buildings. Yeah, yeah, there's nice swim pools on the top 212 00:21:57.559 --> 00:22:03.920 of buildings. Either there is one on the fool in that building. That's 213 00:22:03.119 --> 00:22:11.319 nice. Hm. Did you did you partake in any of unusual fruits because 214 00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:15.680 it was illegal now in the in the market. Ah, yes, I 215 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:18.160 did taste a couple of things that unusual. Oh we'll talk about that in 216 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:22.839 a minute. Oh really, stay right there. It's coming up next my 217 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:37.200 ghost cruising. Welcome back to our special wish you were Queer from Borneo. 218 00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:41.119 Now Mike is about to live his Titanic fantasy. We are about to go 219 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:44.839 to river cruising down at the Kinnibatangan, which is that river just behind. 220 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:48.160 I'm going to be about two hours. So I'm covered in all the chemicals 221 00:22:48.200 --> 00:22:53.519 done to man. So there's a repellent sun cream, two of the most 222 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:57.440 biggest chemicals known to man. No papers, because it's not that kind of 223 00:22:57.480 --> 00:23:04.599 cruising. How did my mind? I didn't. I got my honey, 224 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:08.839 get home, I did my Um. I don't gonnas yet, I can't 225 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:59.960 yet I'm go go to that Okay about you yet? I don't hmm, 226 00:24:02.480 --> 00:24:07.920 I'll say you're going on a drugs bost No. So we're wearing life jackets 227 00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:11.799 because if you fall in the water and the crocodiles needs to find you always 228 00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:15.880 is when you kind of got the existential crisis. Here here we are, 229 00:24:15.960 --> 00:24:18.880 just before the cent the crisis. Just watch the screen. Watch for something 230 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:25.319 moving, a little repple. You see that. Then that was a crocodile 231 00:24:26.039 --> 00:25:10.839 that has seen our boat. Could you like trail your fingers in the water 232 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:14.480 just for a little bit of refreshment. No, well they're referred to you 233 00:25:14.599 --> 00:25:17.799 can do. But again crocodiles. No, No, you could like lift 234 00:25:17.839 --> 00:25:21.119 your finger out and they'll be like five baby crocodiles hanging any song or a 235 00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:23.960 crocodile could go a lot of fingers. M Oh, did you send any 236 00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:27.200 large crocodiles? Yes, quite a few, and they came quite close to 237 00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:30.200 the boat. Oh yes, I had a brown trouser moment. Did you 238 00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:37.079 in a little brown fish? Shout myself to be fair fast through? But 239 00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:41.480 no, people that lived there live off the land, in the sea and 240 00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:45.119 the river. So even when we're at the lodge, right, they came 241 00:25:45.559 --> 00:25:49.599 like the dinner was wild chicken, wild fish. So on the menu it 242 00:25:49.640 --> 00:25:52.880 said river fish. Didn't tell you what anna fish it was oli its head 243 00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:57.400 attached. I would not enjoy that. I don't like anything that's got its 244 00:25:57.559 --> 00:26:03.119 face to consume. You don't have to eat the face, but I know 245 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:07.839 it's been there looking at me. Did you have bones in it? No? 246 00:26:08.079 --> 00:26:11.599 It was the famous bowless fish. You know what do you? What 247 00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:15.480 do you? How do you put any moodey out? If they just kind 248 00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:22.799 of deboned it, kind of presented it covered in bread crumbs, two chunks 249 00:26:22.839 --> 00:26:30.400 on white bread, do you hurt them? Oh? I don't think it. 250 00:26:30.799 --> 00:26:37.279 Did you? Were there any specialty foods? Yes, there's one that 251 00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:41.000 we had a lot, which is Beef Friend and Beef End Yeah, which 252 00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:44.240 is delicious. You probably would like it because it's spicy. I'm taking it 253 00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:51.920 has beef beef yeah, and render dum and ginger and garlic and tumeric and 254 00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:59.559 lots and lots of different flavors. Did you eat monkey brains out of a 255 00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:03.279 monkey's had like on Raiders of the Last Ark? No? Because two things 256 00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:07.119 I wasn't in South America okay, and two that's a movie. Okay. 257 00:27:08.599 --> 00:27:15.599 Just doesn't know havington come from Borneo? Nope, that's Peru again South America. 258 00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:22.559 I don't know geography, you don't know, so China, see, 259 00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:27.920 China is not American did um did well? All that kind of ginger and 260 00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:32.480 honey and spices and stuff. You been troubled by a cold? Will you? 261 00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:38.519 The fact was degrees most of the time, not surprisingly. Lots of 262 00:27:38.559 --> 00:27:41.680 eggs as well, lots of do you become egg bound because it's all of 263 00:27:41.839 --> 00:27:47.039 spices? Balanced it allowed? Did it? Okay? But not a lot 264 00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:51.680 of cheese? Not a lot of cheese. There's not a lot of cows 265 00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:59.279 though, is there? Because they're eating it all in the beef ran love 266 00:27:59.319 --> 00:28:06.240 the way saying done, it doesn't look very agricultural. There are some agricultural 267 00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:10.759 as they're welcome to be fair borneo is quite aggrustural because palm oil. Oh 268 00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:12.519 so that's one of the big problems. That's why they're trying to encourage tourism, 269 00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:17.599 okay, to kind of offset to the palm oil because because what they 270 00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:21.279 don't want people to do is just think of palm oil and grow palm grows. 271 00:28:21.799 --> 00:28:22.960 But they're saying is if we can get people to do more in the 272 00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:27.759 rainforests and bushcraft and lodges and things. Did you say bushcraft? Bushcraft? 273 00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:33.440 Why? What's wrong bushcraft? I just don't want to don't like the sound 274 00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:45.160 of it. Okay, So yes, so bushcraft making things in the bush 275 00:28:45.400 --> 00:28:48.319 could be a crafty queens good bushcraft. I'm making a coconut out of a 276 00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:52.079 coconut. I wouldn't pull it as that far fans. I'm making a coconut 277 00:28:53.240 --> 00:29:00.279 out of nothing. It was the same people who went up a bush about 278 00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:06.160 cows beef agriculture. So they're trying to encourage people to be tourists. Okay, 279 00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:07.720 right and go and spend money that way rather than have to get money 280 00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:11.400 out of palm oil. I had to try and save the rainforest and stuff 281 00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:15.359 because it's quite scary when you're driving through and you see nothing but palm grows. 282 00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:22.440 Yeah, it's quite real. That's not that's not a natural plant to 283 00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:26.240 that area. It is a natural plant, but they farm it intensely so 284 00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:29.680 you see it in straight rows. Okay, the stuff and it's yeah, 285 00:29:29.960 --> 00:29:33.000 did you drink coconut water? I had quite a lot of coconut based things. 286 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:37.039 There's a lot of coconut based things out there that goes right through you 287 00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:41.920 don't know, no, no constitution of an ox okay, Max, But 288 00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:44.599 yeah, well we're talking about being head bound. Let's get all one with 289 00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:48.839 nature and so this is primary rainforest and what that means is that is just 290 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:53.759 nothing but rainforest, right and it's not been farmed, it's not been planted. 291 00:29:53.799 --> 00:29:57.599 It's natural rainforest. Sort of. The things you might not experience in 292 00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:04.440 the UK that you might experience is massive speeds like that. It's actually one 293 00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:07.319 single seed from a plant. It's from a tree. Okay. And here 294 00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:11.880 there are some butterflies that disguise themselves as these seeds. I was going to 295 00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:17.640 show you what they look at. Anyways, it is not pretty. It 296 00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:26.119 goes looks a bit like a butterfly. It is not nice. Yeah, 297 00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:30.480 lots of wildlife around m this morning. Welcome up by maccas, which are 298 00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:34.880 just monkeys that you know, we're trying to steal ther sandwiches. If you 299 00:30:34.960 --> 00:30:40.640 hear the sandwiches um stick around as we do more old borneo exploring. Then 300 00:30:41.559 --> 00:30:48.960 you're watching Junica and we're hearing in the lodge once say lodge bathroom shower and 301 00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:59.480 we've got a little visitor there he is there's a get go okay, and 302 00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:03.240 the real cute and really quick and then like to eat bugs and things. 303 00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:07.319 So it means that I don't get bitten as much, which is lovely. 304 00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:15.000 I'm also in a massive bathroom. Where is there a heater or on? 305 00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:18.000 Huh? Or was there a heater on in the bathroom? It was like 306 00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:26.759 an electric heater on. That was the air conditioning burning itself out. It's 307 00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:29.839 like you're not living in a fridge, calmed down. I'm not cold enough 308 00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:33.079 unless I can see eyes. I want to see my breath. What was 309 00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:40.240 that was there? Like um anus falling? It? M is again? 310 00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:47.640 Again? Is there like um? So? Like nature? Staff la la 311 00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:49.960 la la. But then can you go and like have a lovely massage? 312 00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:53.279 Yes? So, I had a couple of massages while I was there, 313 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:59.799 hot stone massage. It's very lovely. I had a pedicure with a foot 314 00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:10.319 oak that fish, No, no fish, just the stone. But I 315 00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:14.319 had my feet in a bucket of what some people said looked a bit like 316 00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.799 soup. Yeah. I had leaves and stuff in it. And it s 317 00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:22.680 very lovely. But as as a as a young young lady rubbed my head, 318 00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:28.319 rubbed your hair, do not feel a bit weird? No, I 319 00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:32.759 know, it's okay. That's okay. Did you have that expression while she 320 00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:40.559 was doing as well? She was behind me? Okay, that's lovely. 321 00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:44.920 We'll stick around because the holidays come to an end now, so it's time 322 00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:57.400 to fly home. Welcome back to you in the card and I wish you 323 00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:00.720 were queer special. Now it's time to go home and see what it's like 324 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:07.440 to fly first class. Hello here, I am still in Borneo. I'm 325 00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:15.079 just arrived in the airport in quite Killabanna kinte Killabanna. Doesn't flying home today? 326 00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:21.519 Yeah, first lounge where there's free bows. Well, it's gonna be 327 00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:24.279 a messy fly. I'm going from here where, then going to Quella lum 328 00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:30.240 Pool, and then from qual Lumpoint's first class all the way home to Manchester. 329 00:33:30.519 --> 00:34:00.079 Soorr, Yeah, let's stick with us and see what happens. M 330 00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:30.079 h hi. So here we are the first p and emers frink. It's 331 00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:39.320 very strinking um just inserved to drinking. It's a very lovely single. Mart's 332 00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:53.280 notch and yeah, all of us all so very little speicle at weet. 333 00:34:54.599 --> 00:35:00.639 It's a little bit of a look around. And yeah, it's currently like 334 00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:07.000 three morning for me, so I'm very tired and I'm going to be getting 335 00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:12.639 in that very sort What do you about the jamas? And yeah, okay, 336 00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:15.880 we got a bed, but they do a proper pillar and everything, 337 00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:21.679 so yeah, stick around. So yeah, there's actually a shower on the 338 00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:29.840 plane as well, so yeah, you can actually get yourself nice and naked 339 00:35:29.920 --> 00:35:36.519 and have a shower. Face scared though, weren't you didn't? No, 340 00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:39.559 I don't want to do. I've got a blur on it's covering me easy, 341 00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:45.679 can't see me? Did you care a corfee in a shower? On? 342 00:35:45.880 --> 00:35:47.199 No, I didn't have the time. Didn't have time, didn't have 343 00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:50.679 time? Why is it time a limited? Yet only get twenty minutes a 344 00:35:50.679 --> 00:36:01.119 shower? That's like fun after that long? Oh this is pleasant? What 345 00:36:01.159 --> 00:36:04.639 I should hap in a shower? Yes? Love, Yes, thanks for 346 00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:07.400 sharing that. I thought it. What happens after twenty minutes if you're not 347 00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:12.760 out? Do they like decompress their basically the side of the plane opened yet 348 00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:22.119 sucked off? Oh well you're lingering in the bathroom. Okay, But while 349 00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:25.360 I body got to try lots of different delicacies and things. Okay, so 350 00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:31.920 lots of dates and Eastern foods and lots of chocolates which were tasty. Yeah, 351 00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:35.000 so much so that when I got to the airport, I thought I 352 00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:37.119 need to buy some of those chocolates and take them home, and did you? 353 00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:39.480 I brought some home that they run out of, the ones on the 354 00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:45.159 plane that you couldn't steal. No. Um, So I've brought us a 355 00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:52.440 box of chocolates to share, and the gallery have some too, did what 356 00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:55.719 they made out of? Did have? So? This is a dark chocolate 357 00:36:55.960 --> 00:37:07.679 okay, okay? With fruit inside? Mm hmm, it's like is it 358 00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:14.199 like? Is it like? Is it like? Um? Turkish delights? 359 00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:16.960 It's not like Turkish lah, it's actual fruit compot. Okay, it's a 360 00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:28.039 fruit called Jurian fruit. Have we heard of that before? Okay? Yeah? 361 00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:32.719 Oh it smells unpleasant. No, it smells unpleasant. The smell does 362 00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:37.199 smell unpleasant. But I don't want to put that into my mouth. It 363 00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:43.360 smells unpleasant. That smells dirty. I don't want it. I don't like 364 00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:47.000 it. Right, Why would they make it like that? Why would they 365 00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:51.400 make something that? On the many you open the packet, there's a vile 366 00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:55.719 sedge just because it traveled. Eat it tastes because it's traveled, so it's 367 00:37:55.760 --> 00:38:00.239 off. Then has it been sweating in your back? No it hasn't. 368 00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:10.800 I don't like it. Try it's lovely. It's not lovely. It's my 369 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:22.239 stomach is clenching. I I did do it that? Oh that's disgusting. 370 00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:30.519 That is not nice. Dry fruit. It's a delicacy. Oh, it's 371 00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:39.960 disgusting. That chocolate. That's a really unpleasant, really unpleasant as to taste. 372 00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:49.599 It stinks, it tastes horrible and it doesn't and it lingers like what 373 00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:54.000 are your thoughts? Yeah? Would you like a tip? No? So 374 00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:58.920 head injury stuff? No? Wow, what's that going to do? A 375 00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:06.320 stronger flavor? Oh it's horrible. What does it make it worse? I 376 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:12.280 can never remember the way around. Oh that's disgusting, not fun. No, 377 00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:19.119 how are you going on with it? Gary? Just like it's just 378 00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:28.000 like one rapper just swallowed them all. No, no, I think it 379 00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:31.719 is that like like what chocolate it is supposed to taste like? It's Jurian 380 00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:36.920 fruit. It's the world stinkiest fruit. Oh there was a reason behind it 381 00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:44.400 then yeah. Um it's called the King of Fruits. And they describe it 382 00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:50.280 as having a strong odor of beef. There's no beef. That's horrible. 383 00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:54.880 It's like something has gone off. Is it that plan that just like that 384 00:39:55.159 --> 00:40:00.239 grows once a year? And no, no, no, this is this 385 00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:02.400 is a fruit that actually grows all over them? And why would if it 386 00:40:02.519 --> 00:40:06.960 tastes bad? It doesn't taste bad, it does it doesn't? You just 387 00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:13.840 think it tastes bad. Oh, I'm so sorry, sorry, my my, 388 00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:19.079 my nervous system. It does taste nice. You just think it doesn't 389 00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:27.119 exactly student taste buds. Well, I'm sorry. I cannot be convinced. 390 00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:35.280 Yeah, it's quite popular in Asia doing fruit nice. I'm not convinced at 391 00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:39.559 all. You know that's viol Okay, burn them, I think they would 392 00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:46.280 burn brown flag. So to get these home, I had to put them 393 00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:50.199 in the whole luggage, had to declare them. I had to declare them. 394 00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:53.159 They had to be vacuum packed so it didn't have any gases around them. 395 00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:57.639 Yeah, does it produced enough of it? So what are you going 396 00:40:57.679 --> 00:41:00.280 to do with that? What are you gonna do with them? No, 397 00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:10.440 you're not. It's wrong with you. What's wrong is your face? Now? 398 00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:15.400 It's just they're just not pleasant. I think they are. Well, 399 00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:20.199 thank you for that exotic treat. Exactly. It's got to try something new, 400 00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:23.719 and I have and I will never try it again. It's licking your 401 00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:29.480 lips. It's gonna I just wanna like yeah, because it's like, did 402 00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:31.800 you bring anything else back with you? Did you already? Did you know 403 00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:37.679 when you're free for your own personal about did you know any sculptures or any 404 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:42.079 any art? Because pretty much what I was whatever I had, I had 405 00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:46.480 to carry for the entire holiday, so I didn't buy much. Did buy 406 00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:51.559 you a little gift? Though? Is it shit fruit? It's not ship 407 00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:53.920 fruit. It's an actual abjura? Is it? Yes? Would? Let's 408 00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:58.400 have a look in your cupboard. They're gonna jump out, not twice? 409 00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:00.800 Is it? Is it? Is it one of those those those rape monkeys? 410 00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:10.800 Rape monkey? That's a lovely precious paper wait for you? It is? 411 00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:23.800 Indeed it features in a ranger tank. Is it a hornbill? Is 412 00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:32.119 a hornbill? That's a hornbill? Hornbill? And and it is got a 413 00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:39.039 picture of the patronas towers, the patronas towers. What would? Yes? 414 00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:44.239 Did you barter for it? Yes? I give you one pound? And 415 00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:47.559 they said, no, we're working ring it here, sir, twenty nine 416 00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:52.719 ring it. That's how it was priced down to twenty oh, which means 417 00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:59.440 it was really twenty now. And that's that's glass, isn't it. It's 418 00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:02.400 glass? Well, that's beautiful. Thank you for that. I shall I 419 00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:07.920 shall drop that round the charity shop? And where shall we? Shall we 420 00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:12.719 put it uput a shelf? Oh? Why not? Um, let's put 421 00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:17.199 it there. Yeah, I can't really see it. That's almost the end 422 00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:21.440 of the show. Remember to join us on our social media at the cud 423 00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:24.639 TV. Our website is a kud at tv and of course on YouTube and 424 00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:29.320 podcast just search for Chu in the cord. Thank you for watching. I 425 00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:30.679 will see you all soon. Bye.