You're listening to the Downbeat ninety two one four eight one seven seven eight seven
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dot Com, TCU, Texas and Uta all playing in some college basketball
and games that day. Basically, what will happen is you will call in
and you will choose me or Danny. The other person will choose me or
Danny, and we will have a downbeat duel where Anny and I will compete
for your honor. Well, if they both choose Danny, oh, then
they can do that. Dell Rude the day him. But that's a yeah
to call now, j J. I'll put you on hold. We'll take
college four and five real quick. Yeah, you got something. No talking
baseball with my friends, Talking bass ball real quick with my friends. So
there's a guy named Martin Bacouley and he suffered multiple stings that he swallowed a
wasp during the fourth round of a boxing match. Is this recent or is
this in like a bygone era? Really? Yeah? Did they call it
off? He's no decision, the number nine heavyweight in the world. And
he starts coughing during his interview after and he had stung a bunch in the
mouth. So he beat this guy. They stopped the fight, and then
here's what he said. He's thirty, okay, he said, I can't
believe it. I'm still coughing until now. It just disturbed me in the
ring. I was surprised that it was in my mouth. I was vomiting
in my changing room. I kept vomiting for one more, for one minute.
I still think the wasp is in there. That's terrifying. So,
yeah, he upsets someone and I don't really you guys all swallowed flies and
stuff. Probably. Yeah. The other odd sports story of the week for
me, you'll see the Eagles running back. God, how many Cowboys Eagles
promos We've been singing these games. Eagles running back Kenneth Gainwell got scolded because
at halftime of the game against Washington, he went and got on his phone
and started going back and forth with a guy who had DMed him, and
a guy hammed him to hold on to the f and football because he fumbled.
He fumbled in the first half. So Kenneth Gainwell like responded to him.
Have the screenshots? Uh? Yes, the guy put out, that's
amazing, hold on to and ball? How few I had it right here?
Oh they're just okay. So syrian he's like had to scold him after
the game. I guess you're not supposed to be on your phone. I
mean, give me get like ten minutes. Here's what Syriani said, he
knows you made a mistake. Should he respond to somebody that's dming him,
No, he shouldn't respond to that guy or that girl at all. And
so yes, of course you talked to him about it, that he had
to be a looted in and focused whatever. So the guy, I think
posted the screenshot, but I lost it. I'm having either way points like
they have eleven halftime in the NFL is eleven minutes, and by the time
you run in there, sit down, get a drink, you're basically going
back out. Maybe you take a whiz. I bet that's a popular thing
to do. Do you think they all take a whiz because it takes time
to go all the way back in the locker room and then get back out
on the field. So I don't think they have time to do anything.
I'm hard to imagine you should go to the locker and at you is that?
Do they all check their phone? Imagine Dak checking his phone halftime of
a bit deck. Doesn't Imagine being an athlete and then getting done done with
the game, not even halftime, and searching your name, you know,
especially if you fumbled or did something huge, You're just going to Google and
searching your name and clicking news. Yeah, but if you do it on
Twitter, like if you fumble, god forbid the end of the game,
like you know, you cost the team a game, imagine put your name
in there. I mean there are hundreds of thousands of tweets just claiming you're
the worst human on planet Earth. And then all the fantasy football dudes who
are bitching because you kissed the Oh my god, shut up. Yeah,
I bet that doesn't feel good. It's probably not the best and they're people
too. Oh, there's a couple of sports stories. Get you ready for
Cowboys I mean for Rangers and Cowboys. I guess, I mean probably tomorrow
and Friday, depending on what happens. JJ. We get a couple of
callers there, let's go to a caller on nine four here, Hey,
caller, are you a college basketball fan? Day? College basketball fan?
You are? You? Come on? And I hope? So who is
the who do you think the top three teams in college basketball are? Right
now? Man, now you've got my guess. Well I'd be guessing too,
So with the rest of the world everyone, you're fine, doesn't matter.
I've got no clues. Point. They don't even started playing yet.
Wait is college basketball happening? You know? But they haven't started yet.
Yeah. Yeah, we're only game three for the MAVs, so it's usually
a few weeks into the season. You're in the clear. They haven't started
playing Kansas your preseason number one, Gonzaga up there, and then yeah,
and then you would have said Duke right right. Maybe Kentucky. I think
Kentucky sucks like they fell off. I think they were shockingly bad. But
they are sixteenth. Kentucky is Perdue is third? What's your name? Man?
Don? Purdue is third? Don? Have you ever thought about like
your name, you're just one letter away from being Dong. That'd be amazing.
Like if your name was Dong, would you be like, it's kind
of badass, right that my first name was Long? Yeah, long Dong?
Oh is it pretty big? All right? Anyway, Don, you
may if you choose wisely right now, fantastic, be going to see nine
straight hours of college back, all right, and I know that matters to
you, so I need to get to six hours. Choose your warrior.
We're gonna play a game called Downbeat Dual Sugar Rush, and you have to
choose Team Bayless or Team Turner. Who do you select? All right,
Don, it's Don and dam you're gonna rue the day done? Thanks long
Don? All right, we'll put you on hold. Baby's right, Baby,
we're going all the way to college basketball nirvana. All right, Don,
Well, you're just gonna sit on hold. You know you don't have
to do anything for this game. We'll just bring it back on you.
Hold. That's great, fantastic, Okay, Now we have to explain my
two weeks pasture. All right, Hey, call her. You're a live
on the radio. What's up? What's up? Are you freaking out for
the Rangers. Oh yeah, come on for a while. Wele what time
would you go to bed? Because it was it didn't handle eleven to one,
it ended eleven to seven. You believe that? Oh yeah, I
turned it off after eleven to one. Can't trick your treating with the kids.
What did you dress up as? Luigi? I'm a plumber, is
hey? Brother? Yeah? Well, Luigi, by default, you've teamed
up with Kevio as you and Kevin Turner are a team. If he fights
hard and wins this thing, you may be sitting there for thirteen hours watching
college basketball in Fort Worth, and I'm free for free. Yeah all right,
dude, what's your name? Ivan? Ivan? Thanks for calling,
Thanks for listening? Man for real? Of course the freak. All right,
brother, We're gonna put you on hold and then we'll let you know
if you win anything. Okay, let's play. You guys ready, let's
play. Sit back and get ready for downbeat duel, Sugar Rush. Let's
go. It's team Bayless and his guy against Cavo. Yeah, Kevin and
Long duck down against Kevio and Luigi the plumbing boys. I'm just gonna give
you a candy fact. Okay, just to create a little camaraderie around here.
It didn't really fit into a question, but I was looking up interesting
stuff about can So everybody's got candy galore. Your office is gonna have buckets
of candy. We're all gonna be fatties, Dennis, we'll say, and
I don't know. If doctor ten's one of ten, they'll say, eat
all your candy at once. Is that right? Don't don't keep the bad
habits going for you days and weeks at a time, bad for your teeth.
Listen to this chocolate fact. It is not chocolate in between the layers
of wafer in a kit cat bar. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Like there's wafers, Like the exterior is chocolate wafers, and then in
right in the middle there there's a thing of what you think is chocolate.
You know what you want to know what that really is. It's recycled kit
ca Don't be scared. Technicians pull any imperfect kit Kats off of the production
line, like if they have off center wafers or not enough shine, and
then they grind them into a paste and that comprises what you believe to be
chocolate in the middle of a I don't even know if I can play this
game. Now. This game is down Beat Dual Sugar Rush. He's Danny
Bayliss. That's Kevin Turner. That is the next level candy information. Bro
Ivan and Donn are on the phone. Brown one is a candy showdown.
You got more than one round. I don't know this is real, Shoddy.
I'm not gonna lie to you, but round one is. I'm gonna
ask questions and you have to yell out your code word or whatever, and
you'll be the first answer. Dong okay, the dog whatever, Luigi Okay,
yell out Dong or Luigi and the first answer gets a point to play.
Newbody's Dong and Luigi? Hey else, wake up with Dong and Luigi
the freak. Our boss was like, bad, I you have cowboy dicks
suck. I didn't even hear that sentence, right, I don't think your
cowboy takes suck comics. Dong okay, that's Luigi. That's a preview of
what you would hear with Luigi and the Dong. Tell you what, Danny,
you just yelled Candy, Kevin, you yell corn all right, fine,
all right? Question one. This polarizing Halloween staple was invented in eighteen
eighty and originally marketed under the name chicken feed candy corn. That's correct,
it's candy corn. It is polarizing. Something else keeps scoring? Have a
p one nothing, you gotta give it back, give me. There's fifty
God you did right there? Who wants to keep score with a highlighter on
a yellow legal pad in a yellow highlighter pine, there's four hundred. It's
a coffee cup that you couldn't fit another pin in, And they're just out
of my reach. And he plucks out the yellow probably barely anything in it,
mush chip highlighter, and just slowly hands it to me. Idiot,
thank you. There's a backup, all right, it's one enough and Kevin
and Ivan question two. This Swiss chocolate treat is sold in famous breakable triangles.
Swiss Treat breakable triangles Triangles. This is one that it's close to home
for me and I didn't. It's not a Florida It's a Swiss chocolate treat.
It's not a Florida. Can't candy candy Danny a dove bar? No,
I okay, I will say corn Hershey's kissing it's pablarone I never heard
of it. Is that a Catherinian candy? No, it's a Swiss chocolate
tree. No points awarded. Question three. This magician has been the spokesperson
for Reese's Peanut butter Cup since twenty eighteen. Candy Corn Magician. I think
it's will our Net will r Net a magician job Bluoth is most definitely a
member of the Magician's Alliance. Good question, it's one. One. Question
four Here on Downbeat dual sugar rush sure or false. In Japan they have
kit cats that come in was sabi soak True, Damn, it's true.
Weird stuff over there, man, what's the most popular candy that astronauts eat
in space? Candy Hershey Bar corn, Kevin Snickers, No, JJ spaced
joy Kevin. No, that's actually decent. Guess now it's Eminem's bite size
candy coated so they don't make any sort of a mess and gum up your
equipment that you get through the flying through the zero gravity cockpit, getting caught
in the air conditioner vents. You just received a warning, a warning,
you know, looking at me with that stupid there doesn't make it any more
impactful. Bite your nuts right now. There are no ramifications warning for now.
This is the new downbeat. All right. Kevin has two points and
he has one day. He has one warning. The last question in this
round, guys, what candy did e t love? Pounds and pieces?
It's correct a point two to two. That's round one is complete. Round
two. You both get the answer. Whoever gets closer to the correct answer
gets a point. Guys, what do you think The world record for fastest
time to open up a bag of skittles and separate them by color is corn?
Just write down your answers and lock him in. He said corn for
no reason? Corn corn. The fastest time to open up a bag of
skittles and separate them by color? Our answer is locked. He locked locked,
Yes, Kevio eleven seconds, six seconds. Kevio gets a point.
Sixteen point one three seconds is the congratulations. That's a point for team Kevio.
Ivan. The Guinness Book Record states, are we in round two?
Now? Boy? You are playing with fire? Oh you are. The
Guinness Book of World Record states that the record for stacking regular eminem's on top
of one another is how many candy? Just right? The guests that you
both get to guess this one. It's who's ever closest? How many m
and ms is the record for stacking stacking them up up on top of one
another. Kevin is locked in. He's shown me his answer Danny seven nine.
The correct answer is six. That's a point for Danny Bayliss, Candy
daven we got here three sure two? More on who gets closer on average?
How many licks does it take to get the center of a totsy pop?
Yes, this was tested by hundreds of human lickors. How many licks?
This is the downbeat duels? It runs on the stimulation for her.
Okay, because summer more of a pennant. Kevin, I'm gonna because of
what you just did. Kevin revoke Danny's warning. Danny, your warning is
now gone, even after he threw the highlighter at you. Lock in your
answer, get it twenty four licks, twenty four licks, two hundred and
fifty six licks. Correct answer is approximately one hundred and ninety eight licks.
Says a point for Danny Baylist it is four to three. Yes, these
people have weak ass tongues. What are you a cat? The final question
in this second of three categories cat VEO. According to the American Chemical Society.
How many fun sized candy bars would it take to officially poison a one
pound person? How many? How many would you have to get there any
before you are poison officially poison? Okay? Now I will say this won't
lead to death. Your body will revolt and you will be barfing up all
sorts of things long before I think there's any real long term effect. The
score is four to three. I'm locked in, but I'm going second.
Okay, Danny, nine hundred, five hundred two and sixty two fun sized
candy bars will poison some of it? All right, We're to the final
category. Yep, We're tied at four. We're going back and forth.
I'm gonna give you guys three strikes each. Okay. We're going back and
forth until we name as many as we can or someone strikes out. In
honor of Texas Rankers Baseball. Overall, the top ten ranked Halloween candies for
last year. We don't have this year's data in yet, okay, and
don't ask any follow ups, but I think this is like how many sold
to give away or will consider the most popular, most likely to be in
your kid's bucket. We're going back and forth. Danny, you're gonna start.
You have three strikes. Reese's Peanut butter Cup. That's a point for
Danny, Kevin Snickers. Snickers is a point for Kevo. Butter finger.
That's a strike for Danny. M Yes, that's a strike for Keveo,
a kit cat strike for Danny. Not just chocolates, it's candies, it's
all sorts of stuff. Our Patch Kids, sour Patch Kids is a point
for Kevo. Hershey's Chocolate bar. Did you did you say Hershe's kisses just
chocolate, plain ass chocolate is on the list. And I will get down
to the point. Smaller things tend to be by the fistful and you hand
skittles. It's a point for KEVEO, M and ms. That's a point
for Dingu. Have too many strings gummy bears that is a strike for Kevio.
We are completely locked and who's up you Yeah, Danny. So this
is what's the question. The most popular Halloween candies last year? There are
one two four left on this list popular Hell of Week candy corn. That's
a point for Dingu. This is it because he was the first man up.
Either it's a strike or you keep it alive. What's your favorite?
Star Burst? Little Bottle? Cavio gets a point? Okay, only two
left. One of them I would never get the other one. A little
bit outside of the box. These are hard Danny Little Orange peanuts. That
is strike three for Dandy. But Kevin, you have to confirm it or
else we have a tie. Swedish fish incorrect. You both struck out.
The remaining two on this list were Hot Tomorrow Candy Corn. That's a point
for dingu. This is it because he was the first man up. Either
it's a strike or you keep it alive. What's your favorite star Burst?
Little Boy? Little Cavio gets a point? Okay, only two left.
One of them, I would never get the other one. A little bit
outside of the box. These are hard Danny Little Orange peanuts. That is
strike three for Danny. But Kevin, do you have to confirm it or
else we have a tie. Swedish fish incorrect. You both struck out.
The remaining two on this list were Hot Tamali's and Tutsi Pops Pop. Yeah,
those are abundant last night. So the bad news is we have a
tie. The good news is everybody's going to college basketball fifteen hours of wo
fifteen hours Luigi in the Dong. Don't even bring them back on. Boys,
if you're on hole, just stay there. Jj'll get some information from
you. You're gonna go see some college hoops. Hell yeah, fellows,
everybody wins on ninety seven, one of the freak Well done boys. I
hope we all enjoy Downbeat Dual Sugar Rush Ye Danny Dingo's Morning News. This
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