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breaths. I really think that'd be it is dedication. It would be dedication
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Oh yeah, that's true. Anyway, prepared for the gas all right,
relax? So man, what do we uh? What do we?
What do we got? What do we got? What we got to?
Okay, I want to start off with this because and and Kingston and Derek
don't know anything about this. I didn't. I didn't tell them about it.
I did tweet about it earlier, but I didn't mention that I was
gonna bring this up on the show. I imagine Dragons is doing this on
purpose. Now they are, they are doing this on purp. They just
came out with a fucking a joint collaboration with Bethesda for Starfield, and it's
it can't be a fucking coincidence. It can't be a fucking coincidence at this
point, like, it's not this, this this defies this is beyond just
like, oh, what a silly coincidence that this is happening. Everything that
I even show a remote amount of interesting. It's never like a Sonic collaboration
or a fucking balder Skate collaboration or a fucking I don't know anything, fucking
no God of War, tomb Raider, a million different franchises. So what
did they choose Halo Astion and Bethesda Games? What? What is? It's
two specific mens at this point. I know, dude. People ask me
a lot why I hate Imagine Dragons and I posted a TikTok about it because
I made one years ago, two years ago at this point, and it's
still true. But I don't even think that's a fair question. I think
the fair question is why does Imagine Dragons hate me? What did I do
to them that they are specifically following me? Look? Leave me alone.
Look, dude, all I gotta say is this right. They didn't have
a ball, just get collaboration, and I thank God for that. No,
exactly, they left you, They left you in peace. I don't
even hate them. I wouldn't even been that mad at that wheeled into existence
at this point. And this is you. It's like when I'll never forget
I'll never forget this. My friend Lonnie, she was or Leanna. She
was iving and she was talking about how unlucky she is. She was like,
bat shit always happens to me, and I kid you. Not a
second later, a pebble flies into the car and hits her in the face,
and I'm just like, you can't, you can't. This is just
that's that is it? That is that is the universe bending in a negative
way because she is welcoming that energy. And I didn't believe that shit until
I started experiencing weird shit like that and seeing your arc that's happening right now,
or like you're like this guys, And then they just keep latching onto
their like somebody really wants me to do this. They're getting the wrong signal.
They think it's actually a positive. We are capable of manifesting the world
we want around us to a certain degree, and you keep manifesting them in
things you love. It is your fault. Now, I have not talked
about it's not your it's not your mentions or what you say. It's what
you feel, the vibes, it's what you're not feeling. I can't feel
you feel it, so I don't even I kind of like imagine dragons and
they've never touched anything of mine, but you, you're them. Touching the
things you love has permeated the universe to such a degree that now there,
I bet money your kids are gonna like them. Watch. That's why I'm
not having kids. You say that you're not gonna have any kids you want,
You already got kids. You just don't know about them. I don't
think. I don't think. So. Yeah, little little little Chris Chrissy
Chris Junior is gonna show up with a stupid ray gun toy, you know,
and make it really obvious, really obvious, what a fucking master chief
helmet on. It's so dumb. I don't know, man, it's just
it's weird. It you have to admit that's bizarre, like it is.
It is. This is guys, listen. I really can't. I can't
explain it enough. This year is absolutely stacked with huge games. There are
probably more huge games this year than probably like than any year in recent memory
that I can remember, sincerely, Like, actually, for real, there's
so much shit. There's whereasent Evil, there was fucking dead Space, there
was fucking all these new all these new they had fucking Zelda, Spider Man
twos around the corner, you know, Starfield, fucking Balder's Gate. It
doesn't fucking stop. So the idea that they had so many options and by
the way, all these games, like I was only like if they if
they were if they did like a Zelda thing, I would have been like,
that's weird. But I didn't care that much about it because like,
whatever, it's Zelda, not that interested in it. But it's the fact
that they chose the one thing that I was like genuinely curious about. You
know what I think it really is. Literally, I think it's the lead
singer, that fucking guy, the the last man that that that still wears
wife beaters. Uh he he is just a bit. He loves the same
stuff you do. You guys are very like you. Guys would probably hang
on at a bar and have a good time. He probably would. That.
That pisses me off even more because I don't do that. I'm not
doing that to his ship, you know, I'm not like, look that
you're basic enough. You're so basic to start the fucking lead singer from fucking
this band that you hate is your fucking soul pal Well, to be fair,
he also did like friend he also he also did what is it?
I mean, they also did the fucking oh my god, what's that fucking
show? The video game show, oh my God, Arcane, Arcane.
They did the theme song for Arcane. I didn't care about riot, to
be fair, like I didn't like that was outside. But let's the end
of the second. That is sincerely, what every song of their of their
sounds like to me? Like it really likes their songs are way too easy
to parody. I make I admit that their songs are like like a third
grade of with like twenty five minutes could do it. Dudel, even weird
Al couldn't make Radioactive listenable to me, Like I I think the biggest,
the biggest, the biggest disconnect that I have with human kind, I think
is that it is the general consensus that Radioactive is a listenable song. Like
I I sincerely, I feel like that is that might be the worst song
ever written by anybody. It is. It is worse than it is,
worse than it is, It is worse than Slenderman versus fucking Freddy Basberg.
Like, I don't there's no there's no way you just said that. I
really, I just mean that I mean, I think I think you think
it like I think you think that like I think in your mind for real,
you believe it like it's the worst. But there's no way you just
said that. I see a little person in my pizza Rhea. Is he
gonna make it out? No, Mama Mia killing these people. It's very
funny. That's a better line. Chaka and words in my tummy. That
is better than radioactive. That blows a bit. It blows a bit.
Look listen, it's a better lyric than breathing in the chemicals. Okay,
it's better. I know. I mad myself lightheaded. I just taking so
much air chemicals, brow I bring in the chemicals. It's number one,
I can say, maybe number two. Number one, I think objectively is
that remix of a blue Dabba d I don't know if you've heard that song.
Oh I'm good and I'm feeling all right or whatever. I think that
is the worst thing. That is not a good song. That's not a
good song. It actually makes me feel a little violent, Like I'll hear
it at the gym and I want to attack somebody because it's so it's it's
it's going to moba shit. That's Derek, but he's growing a little bit
too, Like it's growing slightly. It's oh, bro, I would keep
listening that shit. I would a little bit. You're like, yo,
that guy looks like a get so just huge and you can gorged. That
is a really terrible that I will say that is a really terrible song.
But it does have the unforced reality is that it's not an original song.
It's based on it. It's based on a song that does have a good
melody, So that alone kind of like elevates it a little bit higher than
fucking were you acted to me? Even though it sucks, It's not Look,
there are worst songs. I'm feeling a right, I hate that shit
so interior Croc, I drive a Chevallet movie. The better, the whole
way better. The introt of that song is dog shit. But towards the
end he actually starts rapping, and I'm like, yo, he's actually rapping
things together that are really good. But what else? Now I drive a
Chevrolet movie theater. It is fucking his top tier in comparison, Like I
really, you guys, remember you guys, remember the this is like two
thousand and eight YouTube. Remember retarded running Horse retarded running Elephant. I know
because you've showed it to me. Yes, yeah, yeah, that song,
that song in their is worse than fucking Reoactive? Is that the Batman?
Yo? Somebody said hold me. I saw in the comics section of
what somebody said that is, and I never forgot it. It's like,
what I really really really want an inward to die? What is that?
It's not really somebody said that, and I can't I've ever since I met
you, I can't hear anything else. Okay, Tier, you are,
so you're right about that fucking I'm Blue song on some level because they wrote
that song in ten minutes. Probably I'm good and I'm good and I'm feeling
all right. It's such a horrible It is such a horrible line. I
was talking to Jojo about this and I said, I know exactly what happened.
These motherfuckers win a studio that you know that the songwriters they got together,
they ad lived it. It was it was literally nobody corrected any There
was no rewrites. They just went with it and they're like, good draft,
yeah, first draft, easy, I'm good, Yeah, I'm feeling
all right. Fuck you dude. This first of all, it's the opposite
of the song. Obviously, the feelings. Get the fuck Get the fuck
out of your bro. You're right, that is that is a pretty.
That is a pretty and there is an element that makes it worse because they're
just tarnishing a song that is you know, well, I mean that song
is also kind of shit, but it at least like has a good melody.
It was a stupid song, but it fucking it felt good. It
felt good. It did feel good. Yeah, you're right. I'm looking
at it all, looking out a list real quick, because I just I
was curious about before we move on, what people think the worst songs are,
and I thought that was actually kind of an interesting list. Oh yeah.
And one thing that I thought was really funny and I forgot this existed,
was do you remember Kevin Kevin Federline, Oh my god, maniac that
was That was Britney Spears, right, Yeah, he was the dancer.
Yeah, yeah, he tried to get into music and he made a Brazilian
butt shaker called Popo's Ao and that yeah, it's It was to the point
where I remember people were just meming it because it just sounds like whatever,
but people were just meming it and putting their own songs over it, like
say, in the metal community, people are putting in the heaviest shit imaginable
over it, and he's in the studio just like banging his head because it
was just so fucking silly. So I don't know if it's the worst song
ever, but I just remember people hating on him like relentlessly. Oh man,
I feel bad. There's some people on here. There's some song who
let the Dogs Out of his number six. Okay, this fucking this is
bullshit. This this is a butterfly by crazy Town's not an awful song.
It's I don't know if you guys remember that song Come My Lady, Come,
Come my Lady. You're a butterfly, sugar babe. And then there
was just it was just these white guys. It was one of the one
of the best songs ever. I'd go is one of the best because because
because it's just a straight up fun song. That is just a fun song
to like fool around and just get crazy too. Let the dogs out?
Can't I got sorry, I can't. I can't go with you on that.
That's I that's such a fun song. It's not I find it Chris,
do you not remember being a childhre in that song and be like yeah,
and it's like having fun. I know, I remember feeling. I
remember, dude, I remember feeling it was. It wasn't a kid song.
It wasn't a kid song when you came out when you were born there
because it came out when I was in like I was like six or seven,
so you will already that shit was already waste. I like hearing like,
hay, little kids like jump around and have fun to that song.
That's that's why I have a heart stop art of that song because my graduation
was recently in that star dancing to that song, and I was like,
dang, I have had fun like that since I was that small. That's
fun. That's good time. Who let the dogs out? Man? I
don't know, but I remember. I remember. I have a very that's
like top set songs for me. So here's the thing I remember having.
I have a vivid memory of throwing up in a bathroom when I was like
eight and that song was playing over that song was blaring over the loudspeakers,
and I remember just feeling like this is such a horrible experience. Type of
reaction I have a yeah, it makes me that song, that song makes
me gag still. You know what's me? You know when you throw up
to the point that you're like, yo, I need to breathe now,
like if I keep throwing up, I'm gonna die. I need I need
it or now you were like that, dude. It was the kind of
it was the kind of it was the kind of throwing up where you've like
you you you, your body does the action of throwing up, but nothing
happens like ten times in a row, and then the eleventh time it's it's
actual throw up that over and over. So like my stomach was just twisted
and like wretched and ship and I who lit the dogs up? Oh man,
I'm so glad the baha man I still got the fucking the baham men
are here to accompany me in this fucking gay Okay, okay, So so
one thing I will say that would be that would okay, hold on,
one thing I will say that would be that would be a fun ridiculous that
would be a fun gay song. Somehow, somehow to get that work.
I wouldn't even know where to begin. I wouldn't even know where to begin
making that like figuring that shit out. But I feel like if I make
that song, I'll lose my ability to beet patois like, I'll like,
I will make that song and then like over the night, I'm like,
guys, I can't speak my only other language I mastered. Something's wrong,
shows up, he appears, and he attacks me. I song. I
feel like the whole Caribbean will just sink if that gets put out, it'll
just it just like I was destroyed by the Caban. No, no,
please no, I was a joke. It was a joke. The So
the twenty twenty, I don't know what list you were looking at, but
the twenty more Songs of All Time. Number one is is We Built the
City by Starship. That's not even that bad of a song. I think
it's boring, but like it's not. I wouldn't call it bad. The
second one is aky breaking Heart, which is infinitely worse than fucking Weir because
that's like super iconic. That's likes a good song. That's just what's the
only song I know by Billy Ray Cyrus. That's the only song I know
you breaking Heart? It is not a bad song. It's not It's not
like it's not like a amazing but it's not a bad song, notoriously bad
song, is it? Thu? I thought that goes hard so that I
will say it tonic song, but so it's It's that and who Let the
Dogs Out are the only songs on this list that I agree with, because
everything else is kind of yeah, everything else is kind of everything else kind
of kind of ridiculous, like like fucking like what is this Barbie Girl by
Aqua? I mean it's weird because don't don't worry, be happy? What
the fuck? That's a great song. There's a lot even on the list
I was looking at too, there was a lot of good songs on there,
so I didn't understand. I feel like you were just like stupid,
almost like rock Star rock Star by rock Star by Nickelback. I mean,
let's let's relax. Which one's relax you don enough photograph? One? Which
one's hey, hey, I want to be rock star? I hate that
song, but I mean I don't have it's that. It's not number five
of worst songs. Ever. I think the one worse than that is the
one where do you guys remember they did where it's like if if if everyone
cared like like, oh, this is the day that like nobody died.
It's it's the thing everyone cared about it cry everyone loved. Nobody lies if
everyone care and swallow their priss win. I don't heard that song, dude.
I haven't heard that song since like two thousand and six maybe, And
I that's crazy that I remember that. When I heard that song, was
like this is this is? This is gayer than four the Kissing four Men,
Like there's this is. I was like this is I can't believe they
wrote and released this song as like this is like what was that thing when
all the artists got together we are the children or the world? We have
the world? We have the world? Like it was that level. Why
would you do this? I think The World was a good song, but
I think Michael's part is so good though. That's why, like all the
other singers, it's insane watching him record that because it's hid with a bunch
of like very famous white singers and Michael be like what the fuck is these
are singers? Like he's just looking at them like how are they doing that
with their nose? Like what's going I don't really remember the video footage,
do you see, dude. It's funny because it's like some girl like she
sounds like a goat for a period of time and it's not Yoko Yo.
I was just watching footage of Yoko with Chuck Barry and John Lennon us.
That's sort of the funny that is such an iconic video of her. Just
like fucking that entire setup, bro. But it's like looking at them,
like what is He's like, he's start like it's he's singing, and then
the girl starts singing. He takes off his glasses and he looks at her
and he's like what, I've been so immunized to Michael Jackson, like I
just I can't. I can't, I can't. I can't say that I've
ever listened to a song of his entirely on purpose. It's so weird because
he has so many amazing songs, like like like a ton episode, because
there has to be at least one song you like, Like, I think
there's there's elements of certain there's elements of certain songs that I like. The
guitar on Bad, I think that like like that that riff on Bad,
it is fucking awesome Bad. But then it's just that's right, right,
and then it goes away. Yeah, it's fucking nuts and it's so cool,
and then it goes away thinking but like it's he like bad is such
a good's like fundamentally bad is a good song. I don't know how you
could dislike it or like Smooth Criminals. It's not that I'm not saying I
dislike it. I'm just saying, like, pretty pretty young Thing due pretty
things such a good song, dude, or like young Thing was okay,
So I'll say pretty young Thing was ruined for me by vine. Vine ruined
pretty young Thing for me because there was that there was that weird vine going
around. It was like one of the only viral, like truly viral vines
that I remember from back in like twenty thirteen or whatever, and it was
just like it was literally just some fucking asshole making faces to p y T
and I just I het, I I hate it. I think because you
didn't sit down and listen to them before, so you didn't have them in
your brain before, like what this song? Because it's like for me,
like what song is a song like I heard well before it became a meme
and now that it's it became a meme. I'm like, oh, I'm
never never gonna give you up. I think so because I remember my grandma
liked that song because my grandma's old, obviously, and she was like,
oh, this is a great song. And then I heard saw the memes
that it got annoying because I remember like trying to watch the pel shows so
many times on YouTube and then that would come up, and I'm like,
yeah, I want to see this guy say the N word. I don't
care about this guy singing this stupid song. But I've always liked that song.
It's a good song. M yeah, it's not a bad song.
Became a joke that everybody was like, everyone cared no long. I love
that people hate I've been with you for the longest time. Whoa, I
don't know that. I don't know that one longest time pop punk or if
it's some old swing shit. No, it's like I think it's either doop
or metal. Really Joe the longest time. My granddaddy so that song all
the time. My Grandmo would be like, turn that off. I hate
it, But I liked it a lot because I like my granddad comes one.
I'm sure you guys would be like, yo, please turn this off.
It's so funny, so real, guilty pleasure. You think you guys
would not want to you know, you're in your car, you wouldn't want
to roll your you want to roll your windows up while listening to this one?
What do you think you get? Like? I know what song it
is now, like for real, because before I don't really have any but
not I know. It's Decode by Paramore, the Twilight song. I fucking
love that song. I'll keep that. I'll keep my windows down for that
one. Man. I love Paramore. Yeah, yeah, no, no,
no, Paramore is fine. Do you know Decode, dude? Decode
is one of my favorite songs. That fucking choruses dude, dude. Okay,
look at so the second half of the song, well not the second
half, the second chorus. She fucking drags out like one note. It's
so fucking perfect. Ro I'm like, this chick doesn't she's an alien,
She's too good. I love that song. I hate I don't be the
funk about Twilight, but that song goes. I love that song because Twilight.
Actually I like both of those things. I'm singing it on a couple
of octaves down but I'm singing it on acoustic. It's on Instagram like if
you dig deep, I'm singing that shong. Dude, I love that song.
At this time. It's like, so, it's like, how how
did we get here? I used to know you so which she says,
well, like I used to know oh wait, no, no, no,
it's the second time around because I think I know you know, like
when she says, because you know the second part of the chorus, yeah,
So, so how do we get here? I used to know you
so well? And then how do we get here? I think I know?
So she lingers on that no, and it's just I'm like, damn,
I'm My balls would pop if I did that. It's just so good.
She's such a good singer. It's unfortunate, brother, it's unfortunate that
she's sang that song so well because it's a Twilight song and that's the comeback
and they were like, no, we're not coming back for that movie.
Absolutely not. It's Twilight. This movie is stupid. It's dude, Okay,
so I says, personally watched all the movies again, So Chris,
I don't know, man, I'm so Derek might Derek might be mad at
this. So I went to I went to Spotify and I I'm I put
on if everyone cared, just because I'm trying to remember this. Yeah,
I don't hate this look. It don't I don't hate I don't hate this
look. I think it's actually pretty decent. The melody musically, the words.
The word sucks. That's my problem. The words are bad, but
it's it's kind of a good it's kind of a good melody. I don't
think, man, I'm alive. It's a it's all coming back to me.
But yeah, I justly guilty. Yeah, the lyrics are bad.
Guilty pleasure wise, Like I don't know, it would probably be something like
out of Pocket, like Caramel Dancing or something, you know what I mean.
We're like just euro pop, like just weird shit or evan Escence,
because I feel like there is an amount of shame to evan Escence. That's
good. I like Evanescencebody knows that song though everybody knows, but it's kind
of just that song. It's not that like I'm talking about. I'm not
talking about that song. I'm just talking about Evanescence in general. Because if
you're listening to evan Essence. Everybody knows it because that's nobody, no woman
like that woman sound sounds uniquely like evan Essence, like Amy Lee for whatever.
It's weird because like when I think about her voice, I think like,
oh, it just sounds like a not generic female singer, but you
know, not not like necessarily super specific. But then you hear it,
it's like, oh, that's clearly fucking Amy Lee. But I'm not talking
about like, you know, what does it bring me to life or whatever
I'm talking about like you know, my heart is broken? Do what you
what you want? Erace this all that shit where it's like a racist.
I know those songs, I think because of just the age I am,
And that's what's on MTV when eracist. A Racist was on the radio a
lot when we were in in in Duchess, uh. And I remember specifically
because that piano in the beginning was fucking cool as shit. And I think
this is fucking weird, but that a little song called me when You're Sober,
Yeah, yeah, and I was. I remember listening to remember touching
that music video and my cousin coming in and me legitimately legitimately knocking my cable
box off the TV because I just couldn't not explain that. I was leading
to it contently too, Like I woke up and I was like in my
bed, like petting my dalis into that song, and he walked in.
I just got up and knocked my cable box off my TV. And he
was just like why did you do that? And I'm like, what was
your explanation for that? I just went to the bathroom. I was like
I saw something on there. I got freaked out, and he was just
like, dude, stop, like stop. I could have took the card
out because I had to can't remember the cableside, like the little identified ucation
cards. I could have just, oh my god, yeah, pulled the
card out like I was eight and nine before he got upgraded specific memory,
I totally forgot about that fucking little card, just taken it. I could
have just taken it out, or I could have just changed the channel.
I could have just tacked the last and put it back on like Nicktoons,
whoever the funk I was watching at like sixteen seventeen. But instead I knocked
my cable box off. That would have broke. If that would have broken
my grandma had to pay for another one that she would not have got me
a new one. You're just not gonna have cable. Oh man, I've
miss I've misheard you for a second. Was all right, let's I thought
you said Nick Tunes. Uh, all right, let's let's let's move on.
Fucking What's what's next? Mitch McConnell fucking died again on fucking stage again,
died live again. He died live again. He can't stop dying.
This dude's buffering up a storm four weeks in a row. I look,
we gotta you can't have people this old in doing the jobs that they're doing.
You can't have it. It's getting ridiculous. It was already ridiculous before,
but now that like people like it's so funny too, because, like
I don't know if you guys have seen the video. We did kind of
like briefly. We brought this up like pretty much immediately before we started recording,
so this wasn't really much time look at it. But like in the
video, he is he's like he's like in front of a podium, and
he's like in front of like a bunch of cameras. He's given like a
like a speech or something. He's talking to a bunch of people and he
just he's staring, and then some lady comes up next to him like does
the thing. It's like, hey, did you hear the question? Senator?
And he goes and he goes and she goes like, so you're gonna
run again in twenty twenty six, And I'm like, bro, it's not.
Do you want you want this dude to run in three years? Three
years from now? You want this guy around? I don't want vessels broken,
dude, I so desperately want vessels broke. Look Jerrymander the rest of
the blacks out of the voting caucus, and dude looks. I don't I
don't know what he believes in his heart, and I don't want any one
to be racist, but it would be awesome if he just lost enough connection
with reality to understand what he should and shouldn't say in certain situations. And
there's part of me that does hope that there's like a deeply bigoted heart under
there, so that one day he's just in front of a camera and he
goes, he I want him to just whisper, like loudly whisper the N
word over and over again into the microphone after ten minutes of dead silence on
a panel and on a podium or something like I just want but also horrible.
It'd be pretty great, that would be really funny, like I would
laugh a lot, but also be like, damn, dude, shouldn't be
a change. Dude, shouldn't be up there. It's almost like, you
know what I hate about it, It's like it almost makes me feel bad
for him, And I don't like feeling bad for these people, because like
it's like clearly like elder abuse type shit going on with these people, Like
we need like old fucking senile assholes in power, and we're just gonna we're
gonna shove Joe Biden into the room and hope he fucking doesn't fall asleep,
like when he fell asleep in front of those like Maui victims. Did you
see that. No, he fell asleep. He went to Hawaii, uh
to hear to hear of to like some benefit for the for the for the
Hawaii for the Maui fire, and he fell asleep. And it's like,
dude, you can't you can't have these people where they are, man,
it's ridiculous. Get him out the maximum ads should be the maximum age for
a politicians should be fifteen, and the lowest age should be ten. We
should have eleven. We should have eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
fifteen year olds running the country. The youngest should be stupid, and the
youngest should be twenty thirty and the oldest shy, pretty fucking old. But
sixty nine, yeah, is good. That's when you ride up until the
sunset. No, no, no, no, no. I think I
think fifth. I think fifty five. No, no, no, I
would say, I would say sixty. Sixty is when you leave. Sixty
nine works for me. I think five together there you you could still be
together. I think thirty thirty to sixty now. I think twenty five is
fine. I think six is good. I think twenty five they're still kind
of figuring out who you are. You're not even done developing mentally. I
don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. I think it's yeah,
exactly, so you're done, which means twenty five is fine. But
yeah, but you just got to that state. You gotta be. You
gotta understand that you don't have a life. Dude, you're under saying it
doesn't matter, like you don't have a life outside, Like you're a politician,
your your job is to politize or whatever the fuck, politicize whatever the
fuck. I just wonder doing because people always complain about jerrymandering, where they
do certain things or they try to keep certain demographics out from voting or whatever.
Poor people are usually ostracized because a lot of times on average, and
then black and brown people because they tend to vote leaning left, and then
so they try to do all these dirty tricks. And I wonder if this
will be the tactic where if you try to age Kate, they're gonna say,
this is like the same fucking thing, even though it should be pretty
obvious. I would think the solution would be doing a competency test, being
making sure that you're fucking good cognitively, and that will like that should be
the baar fucking minimum. But then it's like, Okay, who runs it?
Is it a third party somebody who's divorced from the branches to make sure
that it actually stays independent and not fucking corrupt. It's such a it's so
deep in corruption that like like it's like, how do you actually fix it?
At this point, barring doing like what the good old boys fantasize about
doing where they're like, we want a revolution, but they always wanted for
the dumbest reasons, Like they're not like, hey, we're getting completely screwed
and my my, all my benefits are disappearing and minimum wages and going up
federally and everything else is is you know, they're not they're not trying to
storm the capital for that, you know what I'm saying, But like they
have these fantasies doing that shit barring that, How the fuck are you gonna
get the mid McConnell's and people adjacent to him to actually leave when they're they're
clearly mummies, they're fucking fossils. And then we've seen it live happen now
multiple times and they're still there. How do you fix that? Actually,
about this, right, once there's an intelligence test for one thing, it's
gonna sweep the world, so they're never gonna start doing that. Once it's
like, oh, you gotta be competenough to do this test. There's nobody
do a competent tests for us as well, and this when it's gonna become
too popular, so they can't ever start competence tests for anything. Agree,
it's gonna be like, oh, yeah, why don't we do it for
everything? That makes sense? Now? Why don't we do it for for
jobs and for X, Y and Z. Because I'm sure there's people out
there that are more competent and most doctors that exist. You put them in
a right situation and they understand that, they understand the curriculum and unstend what
they do and they'll be like, oh, I can be a doctor better
than this guy. Let's go for ten years. And it says by a
piece of paper he knows what he's doing, but I don't know. Just
kill him. Just kill the old people, man, Jesus, simple solution.
Just let them bruise their hips and it gets like internal bleeding and they
die in like a week. I just want them to be like so some
batman, but that like for that specific shit, Like they take out the
Mitches and they take out the Pelosi's, like all these people. Yeah,
like it's time to like they'll just be the Boogeyman, like they're like Father
Time, the Father Time. Yeah, it'll be like the Father Father Time
with the cowl on or something. It's like a fucking kid it just whoops
people's asses that clearly shouldn't be around anymore. He'll fucking beat up Joe Biden,
He'll beat up Pelosi, He'll beat up McConnell, every other old piece
of who's that fucking other old fucking broad that is completely senile? Fine,
thank you? Yeah, yeah, just all beat them all up. It
just trying to break their limbs. Like back, I didn't kill this person,
Yeah, dance fine. Sign has some fucking Harvey Dents ship going on,
Like each side of her face looks like a different person. It's it's
it's truly insane, Like that's get out of here, get out of here,
so deep leave? Uh all right? What else? What else we
got? That guy? Fucking so. I don't know anything about this guy
who stole who stole the copies of Starfield? I only I only briefly saw.
Yeah, I don't know much about him either. All I know is
that he's he's like there's he's got He's got quite a few fans. There's
a lot of people that are like, oh, I I'll free free him.
I like what he did, But at the same time, why did
you film yourself doing everything? He filmed himself stealing the ship. He had
commentary after the fact, he filmed himself doing transactions of selling, like it's
thet it really is. How much of did you get in? So I'm
looking, I haven't right, I have it right here. A Tennessee man
has been detained after reportedly attempting to sell copies of Starfield that he had stolen.
He has been charged with felony and misdemeanor theft defenses, as well as
marijuana possession for forty and forty minutes of Forthcoming But that's the RPG gameplay have
been leaked. This is the person allegedly responsible, and it's the video of
him just sort of recording himself talking about it. So charged with felony and
misdemeanor theft defenses. I don't know what I mean. Felony doesn't sound great,
so that's that's probably not not great, although I mean, I guess,
oh well, I guess it's Tennessee. I was wondering what the marijuana
possession? What the fuck? It really is crazy, how much like different
states are basically different countries. Yeah, because like it's it is so insane.
How little marijuana means here if anything. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah,
it's really it's it's also it's like, okay, yeah, we are
a country technically because yeah, marijuana is still a schedule in drug federally,
it's still illegal, which it's This country is so stupid sometimes. I actually
most times, it's like I like living here to a certain extent, and
then you hear about dumb shit like that, like somebody can go to prison
for an extremely long time versus over here where it's like, yeah, whatever,
just pick it up from the dispensary and go wild, go nuts.
It's insane. You can buy a weed from this dude. If you would
have told me a sixteen to get buy from a dispensary, eventually in a
futurepic, that's impossible. So many people are in jail for smoking weed or
just having it on them, and now it's true, but people are still
in jail. That's crazy, bro, that's so crazy. And I'm just
like, okay, are we gonna do something. People got felony charges about
people got felony charges on their fucking thing. They're in jail with murderers and
rapists and child partnographers and these motherfuckers just had a weed on them. That's
it. They just a bunch of eat on us. It's he'sn't even talking
about releasing them or like changing the system. Like, imagine you can get
out of jail. You got to jail a few months before they make that
law, right, they edit the law. You still can't vote, you
still can't fly places, you're forever no longer able to get a good job.
And on top of that, I just want to say, and to
extrapolate, you could still be the president though, Yeah, what the fuck?
What is like like, like I I feel countries laughing at us,
Like I feel their energy. They're about this, Like it's like a reverse
spirit bomb. Yeah, yeah, exactly that. Yeah, it's humiliation.
What's crazy is that I feel like for a long time we hit how fucking
completely asked aninely stupid this country was for a while, and then the Internet
just let the floodgates open, or how stupid America is bro because I don't
think Americans are particularly stupid. I think that's the thing that other countries say.
And then like when it comes to being I don't think I don't think
we're I think we're in fact more well versed about the world than most parts
of the world. In general, because we have so many kinds of people
here. I think, because we have so many kinds of people here,
like you, that translates intelligence. Well, I think it's more well versed
about the world than a lot of people because we interact a lot of different
kinds of people. So I mean, like I think, I think,
and a means of talent, like how to explain it, Like like an
American person will likely know more about the experiences of different groups of people than
most other people in the world because of how many kinds of people the average
American runs into in their life. I mean don't know if I agree,
because I feel like I don't know, because I think about like some smaller
countries, like maybe like in in Eastern Europe or even even even just in
Europe in general, I guess where not only are they forced to interact with
other people, because those countries are so small that they're often like intersecting with
each other, and like people are people are often going from Spain to Italy
to to to Grease and all that stuff. Like it's a lot more common
to go across country lines over there, and that's more direct, like it's
it's much easier to interact with cultures that are actually like significantly different as opposed
to hear which is like it's more of a melting pots. But those cultures,
the Eastern European ones, are not that's innately different. Well, they're
similar, They're very similar in fact, but their languages are almost the same.
Often. Yeah, but they also speak more languages than we do.
That's what that is. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, I
think, because they are more at the like, we do interact with a
lot of different people, but the people that we interact with are mostly like,
you know, generally assimilated in some way, like they might be from
somewhere else there and they yeah, yeah, but but they're generally still like
American, you know, like it hang out with like a New York Jewish
guy is a lot different than you know, yeah that which is more likely
to Yeah. I don't know, because I feel like I feel like people
say Americans are dumb. I think we're I don't think we're the smart.
Yes, I think our curriculum is broken as shit. I think that's true.
I think which is causes people to be stupid. I mean, I
don't I think a lot of people that went through the curriculum. They're like,
like, that are not They're just they went through the curriculum, so
the way they learned in school. But they're not dumb people at all.
They are, well, that's what makes them dumb. Not exactly that's not
true. That's not exactly true. There's there's a difference between the curricu The
curriculum deals with what you learned while you're in school, knowing when you're in
school, right, I don't I don't blame people for not knowing stuff,
which is just like a lack of education can be a cause of being ignorant.
You don't know a lot of stuff. But then there is just willfully
stupid and willfully ignorant. There's people they don't care about knowing shit because they
think they know everything already. And we're kind of getting you gotta think about
this. You gotta think about how somebody like Trump, for example, it's
still the front run argument. There are tens of millions of people still willing
to even though he is so obviously guilty. But there's tens of millions of
people who think this is some type of Joe Budden has nothing to do with
the investigation Jack Smith or whatever the fuck the guy is. They have no
connection. Joe has stayed quiet. He's I've nothing to do with this investigation.
And these people think it's the Joe crime family that's doing it all.
It's arresting the political They think this because they're stupid. You can't. There's
no other way you can think it, because if you weren't stupid, you
would know. Oh, like, if you know, like I said,
you read, you read the in Diamonds the entire or at the level of
like I would say, fifth grade reading. And I don't mean that as
like to be like, oh you're It's like, literally, you can read
it. It's extremely easily digestible. It answers all of your questions of oh,
they're purse skeeting for free speech. It's like, no, that's not
how you can. You can you can say, you know, you can
say like I'm gonna kill my mom, right, that's free speech. But
then when you make a plan to kill your mom, that's no longer just
free speech. You were conspiracy to kill your mother. And that's the whole
difference. It literally makes the It tells this in detail. But these people
are so astronomically stupid that they can't. They they refuse to just live in
reality. And to me, that's not it's the information is right in front
of their fucking face. I feel like time, it's something other than just
simply like like you're right giving. I'm just giving an example, like like
someone not being able to comprehend word and in front of them exactly how it
is. Obviously, there's a lot of context to words, but when there's
something like a claim, like a full long claim of someone doing something chrominal
activity and verbatim, there's no ability to like decipher and incorrectly. It's like
stroke for stroke right there. This is what these words mean. There's no
trying to hide it, there's no double meaning. It's just right in front
of you. People choose not. But I feel like that's not most people.
But also I can be wrong if I haven't most people things. Unfortunately,
I think it is most people. Unfortunately. I think I don't say
this to be like I don't like talking like this, I really don't.
I don't like saying that. I think most people on average are dumb.
I don't like saying that because it makes me sound like I'm fucking trying to
put myself above these people. That's not what I'm trying to do. But
I just think it's just a reality when you look at statistically how people vote,
how say, for example, how people will continuously vote against their own
interests, how you will try your very as to get people to get on
board with the Bernie Sanders as someone who actually gives a fuck, who wants
to actually change and do real shit. And there is too many people that
would just allow that shit not to happen. And I'm like, if most
people were intelligent, I don't think this would be happening. I don't think
we would allow it to happen collectively. I think about any anything, any
the pandemic, anything, If we were intelligent, we would have hit the
herd you know what we needed. We would hit seventy five immunity. We
would have whooped the pandemics asked so fast. We wouldn't be talking about this
shit at all. I think, unfortunately, there's just too many dummies,
and we are unfortunately under the mercy of them because they kind of they are
easily manipulated. They they mean, well, they know what they want.
Dumb people know what they want. They want to live good. They want
good wages, they want healthcare, they want all that shit. If you
yeah, I don't how to get them. So then they some fucking snake
oil charlottean piece of shit, will pretend they're going to protect them, and
then they just take advantage of them. It's fucked a lot of people.
The So we have the father time vigilante. We got to just have a
real politician batman that just whoops all of these people's asses. I would say,
I was saying that for I would say that for years. It's like
we need like, we need something. We just need some guy going around
and beating these people up sincerely, like like I'm like, we we just
need someone, someone who's capable, you know, and not because I do.
I don't know. Man, there was there was a look. I'm
not look, I'm not saying I agree with this. I'm not saying I
disagree with it either. I'm just mentioning I did see I did see uh
uh you know, I saw an image that was like, uh, I
can't remember what the con nexus, but it was, uh, make politicians
afraid to start their cars again. And I remember thinking like that's crazy,
that's crazy, and that's pretty wild. That's pretty that's pretty that's pretty crazy.
I'm not saying I'm not I'm not saying I'm not saying anything. I'm
just saying it just so. I'm just I'm just recounting something that I saw
that I found interesting. Let's an amount of questions. Jesus Christ sweating like,
hey, son, could you start my car for me? Please?
That's pretty Yet you get your son? You get dude? Can you okay,
wait wait wait wait hold on, can you imagine? Can you genuinely
imagine for a moment, being like, there's a politician who is so sinister
that he understands that what he's doing is so bad that he is definitely on
someone's list. That he has a child with the express purpose to start his
car, to start, to start his car, open his doors, to
stay in funt of him at every age, like he knows someone's fitting for
him. Bro, he knows. The kid turns his door knobs, the
kid starts his cars, the kid takes the first taste all his food.
It's it's say like, hey, like real talk before we get questions,
why can't we all crowdfund hitmen to do whatever they want to do whatever they
wanted. We just we just hired them. But they're just gonna be there.
You know, we're not saying anything specific, we're not giving specific instructions.
It's just all implied. And what I mean by that is because what
I mean by that is I think everybody knows and everybody agrees, it doesn't
matter what your political affiliation is, that the Clinton hit lists is like real.
I think everybody knows that their long list of people who just happen to
have heart attacks and weird things happen to them where there where, It's it
makes no sense. It's it's as open as Epstein. I think everybody understands
that. So it's like, if they're able to do this dumb, wacky
shit, why can't fucking you know, the American people have a go fund
me and just like, you know, because this person's so fucking crazy,
Hey go America. That's not because like, hey don't understand how not see?
We don't, But why is it okay? Why do we allow there
to be a Clinton hit list? Go fund go fund me? Let's say,
all right, just go fund I rest my kidgine. Can you imagine
how would you feel? How would you feel. How would you feel,
actually, how would you feel if you woke up one day you're I don't
know, some random you're some random politician, right you woke When you wake
up one day, your David is trending and there's a fundraiser to kill you
from the American in people and it's over a billion dollars. It's it's over
a billion dollars. And you're like, it has more individual dollar donations than
there are people in the United States, like buy a buy a lot.
So like you start seeing you start going to start seeing you start seeing politicians
names too. You start seeing serbian politicians names. You're like, oh no,
everyone everyone gave a dollar. Your cousin, I bet you're gonna your
dog, your dog cuddles, Bracken cuddles. I bet you're gonna start voting
in the interest of the American people after that. I bet that's what you
see shadows lurking throughout your house. There's just looming shadows. There is there
is there is an element of like, they do have so much control,
and they are so and they do have so much power, and they do
have so much influence in money that like, unfortunately, there really is no
incentive for them to do. But what the American what the American people need
them to do outside of genuine fear, it's it's it's it's it's it's fucked
up. It's fucked It shouldn't have to be that way. People should just
be motivated by just like I don't know, being a basically decent person.
But I mean, it reminds me of in Puerto Rico. Like I bring
this up all the time because I'm so proud of it. I love I
love that island for for doing that. But like when the neyor or the
governor of Puerto Rico, whatever the fuck they call it over there, when
he was like withholding aid or something from the from the from the island during
I think the hurricanes or something, they wheel they fucking guillotine up to his
office. They wheeled the guillotine up to his house, and he fled,
he ran away. I think he's gone. I think he's got. I'm
pretty sure he's got. I don't know like what the situation is. But
even if he fled and came right back, I assure you he feels way
differently, you know about like I'm not saying. And by the way like
when and by the way, when I say all this shit, I'm not
saying like literally like I'm not saying like, oh fucking going, you know,
put these people in a tribute and throw them into the sun. But
like the understanding that that's possible is you know, like the like I don't
know, man, Like there is truth to the idea that like they have
to know that there they work for us, you know, and it's why
and I don't know. It's crazy that they don't guess why. I just
would have I don't want to the people, the January six people, if
they were just for the I wouldn't have been mad if it was for the
right reasons. Meaning there are so many good there's so many good reasons.
There's so many there's so many good reasons to do what what happened on January
sixth, and they chose the worst reason ever. It's like it's literally the
dumbest, that the shittiest, the most embarrassing modern American history. Bro it
is super it is super embarrassing. It's it's embarrassing because like we had a
bunch of people who were angry enough to take action to go storm to storm
the capital and then what they got in there and then they just sort of
took selfies and and left. They got in there for the wrong reason,
went there for the dumb reason. They attacked. A bunch of people got
hurt from no, like that poor that poor security guard that was like telling
him stay back, and they looked like zombies like approaching him. Like that
was so sad. That was like one of the moment where I'm like,
what do we do? And then there was that, and then there was
that dumb woman who fucking crawled over the security line and in the fucking capital
expecting not to be shot today, Like that's crazy, Like, yeah,
they fucking killed that woman, and of course they did. She's crossing the
dude, you're breaking into the capital when they mob like you're I don't know
what you are going to die? Yeah, don't. That's that's Darwin ship
though, like it really is. I'm surprised. I'm surprised it didn't get
worse than it did because, like you know, like it obviously, yeah,
you know why you'd assume the fact that they didn't call the swats,
like the fact that like the nothing happened that like that, well they are
swat officers there, I'm pretty sure, like by defy, but like,
dude, that's a coup. That's literally a coup. Like if they had
those those people had more gumption, that could have been a full fledged Yeah,
there was there was enough people that didn't so like for example, the
Proud Boys had actually had gun cases stashed around, so they were ready to
do something. If they saw that it was going in the direction that they
wanted to go, they would be like, all right now bringing the reinforcements
were actually doing this. There were people that came with zip ties, you
know, certain there were some people who were dead serious. There was a
lot of people that were just you know, your yokels that were just we're
doing something, and you know, like the that baked Alaska guy, like
he's obviously he's not a revolutionary guy. He's just there to just be stupid.
So it was a mixed bag that had no direction. But one thing
is clear from reading the indictments, it is apparent Trump said himself he aware
that the election was not stolen, but he's just gonna say it, and
he's going to will into existence him winning at all costs, even though he
knew that he lost and so that's the biggest thing that these people don't understand,
and they still don't believe it now, and I'm like, God,
damn, I wish you guys were just angry like us for the right reasons
and then go crazy. We'll cheer you on, man, Go fucking go
crazy, Go slap some politicians up and shit, and be like, stop
fucking hiking up everything, stop fucking letting the lobbyists fucking suck you. You
know what I'm saying. It's just but you understand, you understand that it's
things are it's it's crazy, it's misused danger, it's completely ah man,
so depressing. Anyway, let's move on to some fucking questions. Huh,
let's fucking do it? Uh Uh. Dicicado Succacado wrote it. He says,
high, there a long time listener. First, I've subscriber here since
there's a bunch of hilarious snark Tank animated videos out there. Are there any
classics snark Tank moments you guys wish were animated but haven't been touched yet?
Dude, I'm sure what pisses me off is that I know I have a
bunch of answers to this but I can't. I don't know. We've done
so many of these and we've recorded fresh. Definitely the fucking there's something that
I I mean, maybe I shouldn't see this. Oh let me let me
say the other ones. So the pee wee Herman shit, I would like
to see Pete with Herman in the theater and then like you know, hitting
somebody in the head, fucking tripping up the cops and like all that whole
scenario was I picture in my head and just seems so fun. And I
want to see the baby's getting slapped in the that competition, those babies inside
of the fucking nursery and then they're getting in and I'm too strong to be
stopped. And that's fucking hilarious, Like animated babies being slapped. That's the
only way it works. It's the only way you can see that. It's
way too many moments, like it's it's a lot, man, there's there's
there's too many smiling uncle feel smiling underwater. Oh yeah, that that that
that entire extra ammo is is that that entire extra ammo when we rewrote Independence
Day could be like like if that was animated, even even just storyboarded in
like a really simplistic way. I would I would Yeah, I would be
so happy to see something like that. But we talked about releasing that one
as a sample free uh for should we still do that? I kind of
forgot about. Yeah, yeah, like that's right, Yeah I should do
the sample. Hey, guys, we should absolutely do that. That's a
good idea. Yeah, okay, absolutely, Yeah, we just throw that
in some random day of the week, figure that out. That's yeah,
that's that's a good idea. That because that's that was a great extra.
Amo. Man, that was just so fucking good. Uh. I don't
know, there's there's probably a million, dude, there, there are things
that I I I'm gonna try. I want to kind of try and get
into that. I don't really listen to podcasts really ever, but I thought
recently where it's like, man, we've done so many of these now that
I feel like I want to start almost listening to the first few episodes of
what we did here, like the first like the episode five and onward,
just to see like how different it is. I want, like I want
to see like what's changed. And also just too because there's so many ships,
there's so much things that there's so many things that we talked about and
so many things that happened, and so many like improvise sections that I'm sure
we're fucking hilarious that we don't remember now because it's been so long, definitely,
and it's it's it's pretty crazy. I was listening to like one of
the early episodes yesterday and I was like, it's crazy because it's like I'm
listening. It's like I'm listening to it to a pie, to something I've
never heard before because it's so distant. Yeah, it's nuts, but it
is nuts anyway. Yeah, what would you guys do if if nothing?
Forget it? No, I gotta hear this, So, like do you
remember, Like so we did most of the podcast during the time of COVID,
during the era of us being locked down, Right, how would you
guys feel if we had to do that again? Like what if COVID happened
again and went through another period of like another like extreme lockdown this time?
Probably I would be really fucked up, because I mean, dang, I'm
gonna hit thirty and embargoed again. Because for me, the problem is that
I feel like I didn't get a chance to spend my twenty seventh and twenty
eighth year of my life having excuse me, having fun that just didn't do
anything in those two years. It's like, well, I mean, it's
such a small fucking time in your life, man Like, it's true,
but it's such a it's such a recent time. That's what it makes me
bothers me like it's very small and I'm in years years past. I'll be
like whatever, but it was such a recent time. I see it was
annoying, And of course it was. It was definitely annoying. I just
I guess I reflect on time quite a bit, and I think about it's
kind of like when people are age even say things like, oh, I'm
kind of afraid to be an old person because you see how decrepit old people
are. And I say, I don't think old people if today, are
going to exist by the time we're old, I think these are the last
I think, this is this is it. We're gonna be way more advanced,
medicine is gonna be infinitely better. I think the only way we'll look
like that is if we're probably a hundred and fifty years old or something.
And so I tell people to look at things in that perspective of time.
It's just like say COVID, where it's like the lockdown was whack as shit
in those years, but at the same time, like there's such a tiny
fraction of our lives that who gives a shit at the end of the day.
I'm like, I'm moving forward. Of course in the present, if
it happened again, I'll be damn it, right, But like I'm personally,
I'm already over. Like there's people who have fucking PTSD from from the
fucking from the mask and all that ship, and I'm just like, yo,
so funny. I was like, dude, you there's nurses, there
are people in the medical field that wear this shit every fucking day. What
is wrong with you? That is, I will say, that is something
that I kind of wish we took wet those dirty masks, the stupid I
feel I do. I do wish I do wish we I do wish we
learned something from that in some way where it's like because I I don't know,
man, masks, I don't know that they're they're not fun, but
like I mean, especially when people are sick, I did I do like
that that's like a thing in what is a Japanese culture or like maybe Asian
culture more broadly, where like if somebody's sick, they will wear a mask
just because like out of out of just basic you know, consideration. And
I have masks uh still in my I don't really wear them really, but
like if I kept him for that purpose, because I remember specifically feeling like
that's a lesson I do want kind of taken from this. It's like,
if you're gonna go out and you're gonna be sick, at least like be
consider it. Sorry, do you have a bunch of masks still? Even
if I don't, I mean, it's it's great because it does two things.
It does. It does mitigate the spittle that you're because everybody you spit
when you talk, so even if you don't notice it, so it mitigates
the spittle which transfers fucking viruses and Germans blah blah blah. And also just
the visual people know, so they'll know to keep distance from You're like,
oh, that guy's probably sick, so you kind of stay away then just
being right extra person you don't fucking know. It is such a courteous thing
to do. Nah, dude, we're Americans, but we don't want to
send courteousy Yeah, is that curteous? You see? Can't even came courteously,
that's ever courteous. Dude. We're dumb, we're domin we're rude.
Who we think that everything that we're told to do is an approachment on our
freedom. But it's like, dude, what's freedom when you use it to
destroy yourself? Huge, huge, huge philosophical conundrum right there that people talk
about a lot, but it's like it's true, Like what is the point
of having to do what you want where you're just gonna kill yourself for the
Yeah? Yeah, I just want These people were so mad about that where
it's like, okay, the stores, every story go to. You know,
you might be a person that likes to live your life without putting your
shirt on. You love going out there, but then there's establishments that you
have to have a shirt on. They're not gonna let you just walk in
without shoes, no shirt, no service, no service. Like people they
understand this and they don't give a flying fuck. Sois I just want to
yah? See, you can come with you can be like Donald Duck,
dude, you get Donald ducking it, Bro, winning to pulling it.
Bro, I hear pulling it. Bro, my whole bottom tell me in
my dick out, Bro, put your dick away, Walter. But the
idea somebody walking outside, but a nice pair of shoes on, Like they
got a pair of like black shoes, the sots, you know, like
the church shoes. Yea, and they got a nice button up and then
dick is out. It's crazy, Bro, no pants, he's got a
blaze wrong with no pit. His whole dick is in a wind. Bro.
That's awesome. I'm like, what do you do it? Come on,
Walter, I'm not gonna have sex right now, Walter. I'm not
gonna Walter. I'm not gonna give you a Cleveland steam of Walter. I'm
gonna give you a blumpkin. I'm not gonna give you a blumpkin. Walter,
not gonna give me what is a bumpkin? Again? That's Walter.
That's when you give the blow job. By you're taking a shit, you
get the blow planet. Bro. Yeah, someone's gonna love you to suck
your dick while you're shitting. Someone's love you. Why would you want that?
That's so awkward, dude, it's release. It's pure release. That's
even you know what. I quit that, I quit the show. I
can't hear that again. I can't hear something like that again. Okay,
we're taking casting for Chris Wait, which was the next episode is critical instead
of you you just it's critical, we call it critical. He just becomes
that's insane. He was going on, welcome to the Starting podcast, as
as as a phoenix, as a phoenix does that every every every so often.
I've risen from Nash's and now I'm here to work with these new guys.
I don't know. So they're black, that's about it with black people.
These are the first black people I've ever spoken to directly. In fact,
you know, I'm spoken to Sneako, but I won't know what the
fun that nigga is. I don't know what that back and forth, That
back and forth with him and Sneak, I was so fucking funny, Like
when when they were talking about like the clips, yeah, in the in
the gun that's so so good. It was so funny because like Sneako was
just like saying, such stupid ship and Charlie just made fun of him for
just being stupid or he was like, here, here, here, these
are mags. You're dumb. You're dumb. You're dumb, You're dumb.
It tries tries a guy like I like trying. You're not gonna believe.
You're not gonna believe that Sneaky actually wanted me to fuck his girlfriend. I
don't understand this, you guys just see, like, stop sucking stinkers girlfriend
critical fucking I can't even imagine, imagine are the words that would not be
able, that would it would never, it would never fucking they would imagining
imagining fucking Mike Rman Trout from fucking breaking bad even mentually, Like I've been
watching I've been watching Sniper Fall Day. Yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot,
I forgot, I forgot my agreed and you're Avarice. You couldn't leave
Sniper will Folade. I can't the original E girl, No, I's just
like only one. She's an early one for sure, but like I wouldn't
say like the originals. She's like maybe like the egos before her, but
she's like one of the Wolf was like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen something like
that. Dude, she's like twenty twelve. Man is the SS a maybe
a racist reference. I don't know. Stop is that? Did we miss
that? Did we miss its? Racist? Are you a? Are you
that makes you snip a wolf for you? I'm sorry, Walter. I've
been watching this feud between Jack's films and Sniper Wolf and it's really imitating.
Oh my god. I've been meaning to fucking h Jack about doing the doing
something because yeah, Yetta, now the time, I haven't seen him in
a while. I gotta hang out with Jack and yeah, we gotta,
we gotta, we gotta hit him up. I'm always like, just so
fucking don't well, I'm not gonna be able to see nobody for a while
because I'm gonna be star fielding it up for a while. And I know
it's I know it's just gonna consume the next week to have fun. And
my parents are gonna be here. I want to, I do want to
get everybody together. Well, my parents are here for something like at dinner.
Uh okay, all right, let's move on. Let's go n DC
thirteen. Hey losers, first time pretroon subscriber. Been listening to you guys
since you got on the internet. Basically, here's a stupid uh, here's
a stupid question. Has there ever been a time where one of you got
into a petty deep argument with each other to the point where you really weren't
sure if you could come back from it, and didn't want to be butt
buddies anymore. Choose something besides stupid shits, Sweeney says, we all know
it's his fault. Uh. I don't know if this has ever happened.
There's never There's never been something that me and Chris have argued about that's been
that has not ended in laughter. Even like we get the most skeeded at
each other, it's always ended in laughter. The most heated arguments that we
usually get into are like the least interesting, not at least interesting, but
like the least important things like if we're talking about something serious, it's almost
never an a heated argument. If ever, like, I don't think it's
ever been a heated argument. I think the funniest thing. The funniest things
are, though, the arguments that we have that are not on camera.
The ship that said in those arguments are unbelievable, like the things like our
feet, like the white N word, bro, that's not an arsation,
that's not an argument argument, but it was a serious conversation that like Lily
was listening in on it. She was so mesmerized at like the fact that
we gave such a stupid creation like lore, like like that's what we've We've
built so much fucking lore at a dumb shit. But that those aren't argument.
Those that's just us actually they just intending to improv something stupid into existence
and then coming and running away with it. An actual argument, like like
a genuine argument is that we are getting into is never really heated, but
like the heated ones are usually the ones that are just the most entertaining.
Like it's literally like the circus tent argument that that we had ages ago,
that was not like a serious like it wasn't a joke, Like we weren't
not arguing. We were genuinely arguing, but it's not it wasn't serious,
but we were getting so fucking angry. And there was another one we were
talking about because somebody was Thankfully, these are the only ones I remember because
people happened to record them because they understood that history was happening. The fucking
do you remember the argument that we had about Omni Man and the Hulk,
Yes, that's I have that on on my TikTok because someone a friend of
ours, was recording it on her on her like really shitty phone, so
it's it's really horrible quality, but it's it's that phone. That phone was.
That phone was slightly better than a pub butter. Dude, it was
I that was a Fisher Price walkie talkie that had a motorial eraser stapled onto
it. That was not a real phone. I have no idea how that
worked at all. I think the funniest one was the North conversation we had
because the North Conversation, in the middle of the conversation, I realized that
was wrong and you can see the pain on my face when I realized it.
I was like, that was a video streaming. That was streaming,
right. I think that was that was in our house. That was in
our house one time. It was me, you and Jalen arguing about it,
and then in the middle of the country, I was just like,
I feel like, I feel like this video of that same and this video
of that for sure, it's probably like in one of my videos from like
ages ago, Like I probably it was probably just some random insert or like
at the end, because I would always just throw our fucking Shenanigans in at
the end of videos to just fucking because I had so much of it.
I remember that conversation because I remember realizing it was wrong. I remember my
brain realizing how that north became south eventually, and I was just like,
yeah, So the conversation. So the conversation, so the conversation for people
who who aren't familiar with it. We were having an argument. And so
whether or not you could you could walk north forever, and you know you
can't. You can only go as north until you can only go north until
you hit the north pole, and then you're no longer going north. You're
going south. And that was kind of the arm that was north, but
you're no longer heading north. Yeah, you're no longer heading north, so
you can't you so technically you cannot go north forever. And even though degrees
you start going south. Yeah, you can go east and west forever because
there's no east and west pole, but that's not how north and south works.
And that was that was the argument. And then there's a moment in
there where it's like you really like you're like, damn, you're right,
and I know I know it because I know the exact framing of it.
I know exactly the way the camera moves. That's definitely in a video.
I gotta find it. But the moment it funny because I put my head
down. Yeah. Yeah, it definitely wasn't a stream. It definitely wasn't
a stream though, because I was I remember like manual, like manually zooming
in and but not. Derek's not an argumentative person at all. Like I
don't think Derek really argues. I only like it has to. It's usually
when somebody else when I can sense when somebody else they have to be right
when because usually I just don't give a shit, I'm like whatever. But
then there's sometimes I feel somebody they just won't let something go, and then
I kind of then I kind of get agrod where my brother is my brother,
my brother is one of those people like Joejoe she experienced it when she
met him that we were talking about something like the fucking the Tail Tale walking
Dead, and it's somehow turned into an argument about a semantical fucking bullshit about
the word the usage of the word normal, where it's like it's like,
oh, there, saying something's normal implies that other people are ab and I
was like, in a situation, you know what I'm saying. I am
not saying other people are abnormal. There's just you know what I'm saying,
stop acting like a psychopath. I've had YO, that's so funny that you
say that, because I've had that exact argument with someone I remember. I
don't remember who the fuck I was having with, but I remember saying specifically
saying like, no, it's not like a negative connotation. It's just literally
like decipher It's just literally a statement of like what's norm? Like what is
the Norman? What isn't that's not the norm. It doesn't mean it's like
a negative connotation, and not saying it's like oh it's evil or something.
It's just not the normal. I remember there was one time in our house.
I don't know if Chris remembers. I'm not going to reveal the people
that were there, but I said something about a particular group of people having
an abnormal appearance, and the way everyone in the house looked at me was
like I was the most terrible person. But it was simply it was not
derogatory at all. It was like they have the most particular, particular features,
and everyone made it seem like I was crazy because it was like,
nah, he's literally right. But everyone was just like you're the worst.
And I was like, no, what he supposed to say? What he
supposed to say? Like a simple assessment. What's wrong with that assessment?
I feel like you're saying people people are possible. Everybody thought I was the
devil. It was that was full of people though granted it was full of
people. And I said it and I wasn't had no ill intention. Did
you have you negative look on your face? Was there a stake on?
It matters a lot? And I think people forget because people get so offendis
we easily they forget contexts, you know, And I'm just pep people are
just to be offensive. It was a simple assessment. People are just weird
about like just assessments of just reality around them, if it's not placed in
like or if it's not put in like like dude. Like I remember specifically
seeing someone give somebody ship because they said like oh that oh this person has
has a black nose or whatever. And it wasn't like a negative. It
was literally just like a statement of fact. Everybody was like beating it beaten
up behind it. I was like, dude, it's not like it's it's
just that's just it's true. Like what do you like that? I mean,
we're not say that the way you can say that. No. No,
But the conversation literally was stemming around like features that they had, Like
it was literally like the context of the conversation was literally like yeah, you
know I got I got my cheekbones from my from my native American fucking you
know grandfather or whatever, you know what I mean, Like literally like that
was the topic of the conversation. It was like you have a black nose.
It got like weird, and it was just like what the why It's
because it's just a statement of I think context is important, right, Like
for instance, like people are like whenever I whenever or afraid to say like
slurs. Right for me, when when you're reading a slur, like when
there's something ran like if it's like a book, a historical historical literature,
I think those words need to be said. So I think historically those words
had different meanings back in the day, and we have to understand what they
meant then and if they are bad or not. But people get really offended
by that, and I'm like, why are you so offended? But that
word is in there for a reason. Yeah, just saying that because you
have to remember what that word used to mean. But remember what that word
medians, and never let it become what it was. But people, it's
so weird. No, it's not even about that. It's not even about
slurt. Like people get weirdly, people get weird about just basic descriptive factors
like oh, this kid is black. It's like, what do you mean?
But it's like, he's black, that's black. There are there are,
there are people who are There are absolutely white people who are afraid to
describe black people as black. I've seen it. It's the weirdest. It's
the weirdest. It is the strangest fucking because like they'll say people of color,
which to me is like so much. I don't know, man,
it's weird, weird. I don't like, I don't like to say that
descriptive. It's descriptive, and it's I feel like it's less, it's less,
it's less descriptive, and like to me, it's like I'm not I'm
not saying it's like one hundred percent to humanizing, but it is like there
is like a like a like a like a like a robotification of humanity.
It's like a distilling of humanity when when you say people like, to me,
it's weird, just say they're they're black, they're Asian, they're fucking
like. They say who they are. If you bizarre, if you if
there's no reason to say what they are. I do feel like sometimes this
is a little bit weird, but it's literally no. But it's literally it's
talking when people are describing yes, and I'm just saying outside of that.
The only time that I've felt that it's weird is when I see people do
that, when they're just saying, like I ran into this black guy and
it has nothing to do with the story. Where what I mean is because
I usually without even thinking about it, I'm not thinking about I should avoid
saying the race. I just say or I ran too this dude, or
this dude was crazy, and like I'm not even thinking about like, oh
he's black or he's I'm not. That's not my default. But I notice
some people do that where they're like they always they always put that, and
I'm like, it's a little that's interesting that they do that like, it's
just a little it's an observation that I've noticed some people because people some people
don't notice, and it might not be insidious. There might be some people
just do notice those things first, but just strange. It's why. That's
the whole Thing's like why like why why? Oh man? Yeah, I
don't know, It's just it's weird. Anyway, let's move on. Uh
yeah, so we don't. We don't. We haven't gotten into arguments.
I don't think, not really, this is this is one. I don't
think so this is one. I don't think we'll have an answer for this
because it's like very it's very specific, but I do want to read anyway.
Papa Jesus wrote, and he says, hey, there are my beautiful
baby boys. I know this podcast is mostly jokes and bullshit, but have
any of you or your co host ever said anything profound that really stuck with
you personally? Sweeneys talk about how dangerous half knowledge can be really resonated with
me, especially given how out of control conspiracy theories have gotten these days.
Peace. Thank you, Papa Jesus. I'm sure this has happened at some
point, but there's no way that I can pinpoint. Yeah, since on
one time it made me think like well, after the podcast and I was
like, what the fuck? And then I remembered it was Derek s I
made myself not respect it like purpose, I was like, what is this
the fuck am I doing? Am I doing? Taking a life lesson from
Derek? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't even I'm staying with Chris.
I'm sure there's moments I just can't recall it they right now. Yeah,
I remember specific moments where, like, you know, I remember a
specific interaction that I remember, I was, I was at home, I
was in New York and we were doing the podcast and it was it was
recording in my room, so it was like a very specific point in time.
Maybe maybe some people can find it, but it was on the podcast
and I said something and you were like that's and Sweeney was like, that's
the smartest thing you've said, and he meant it for real. But I
don't remember what the fuck. I have no fucking recollection. I do remember
that I remember me saying those words exactly. Yeah, yeah, and I
have no recollection of it, and it's it's clearly not important, so but
I'm sure it's happened, it's not. There's so much recording of us saying
random like this is what's crazy right like from now Like, there's so many
hours of us just talk sing shit, just shit talks constant, constantly.
They're like in the future, people can catalog us growing up through this and
that bothers. Man, Dude, there are fans who probably like because there
are people who probably listen to this show. I wouldn't assume that this is
most people, but I assume there's at least five people in our audience who
listen really intently to every episode and have a really like almost like borderline and
cyclopedic knowledge of like what the fuck we've said? Listens to us a lot.
It's scary, that's actually fucking bizarre. But uh my nephew's girlfriend does
too, and it's it's so fucking bizarre. I was like, why do
you, like, why'd you tell me that? Never tell me this thing?
Shout out yeah, but I feel you Yeah, but uh I forgot
what I was saying. Never mind, it doesn't matter. You know,
it's crazy. People become less fans of us when they do it. When
they'll become fans in the podcast, like let's say, like our friends,
like, like particularly one of our friends is Nicki Ziggy, right, Ziggy
was a fan of our podcast first, and then she became a friend of
ours. Yeah, and I've noticed that she became a friend of ours,
and she became less of a listener because of the course she gets our bullshit
in person so often. One of my friends Bent, one of my good
friends, Ben, he was a listener at first. He was a fan
of like me and Chris, and then he became my friend and he were
much so less listened to the podcast now of course. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, outs Nicki. They're great, those guys are awesome. Yeah yeah,
I mean it's it's true for anybody, Like there are people that like,
I'm a fan of that like once, I especially if they post a
lot where like I've met them and I've spoken to them. I don't really
watch their stuff that much anymore unless it's like something like a big deal or
if it's something that they like, a big project or something. I don't
make a point to watch it in the same way that I used to because
I could just I could literally just call this person, so like it's it's
just it's a different type of it's a different thing. You gotta stop doing,
that's kinson you gotta stop. You gotta stop taking listeners away from the
show just so you can have more friends. Yeah, I don't mean to,
it just happens. Brom a person person dude, the cutoff right now,
Dude, I'm making the literally, yeah, you're literally hurting us financially,
asshole pocket piece of shit. All right, Let's say you do a
live show and no one comes, and then like we do a party and
everybody comes to a party, and then oh man, I uh that's honestly,
that's all the questions for August them all we did because we did,
because we did, and because we didn't make Tramo kind of rounding out,
because we weren't sure if we were going to be able to get through all
of them. Uh, and so we did. Yeah, man, I
mean I think we thank you guys theres again, dude, thank your friends
again for like recently, you guys have been killing it over into Patreon for
us, for real and for everything all over even in like our our part,
like our online We just like that things have grown to extremely agree.
We really appreciate you guys. Yeah, it's it's you guys have been really
fucking cool. It's why we want to I don't know, man, it's
it's good. It's it's positive reinforcement in some way. It's like, you
know, we stick to our schedule, we get we get shit out,
you guys tune in, and then like we're just like, uh, it's
it's it's really cool. And that's why we're gonna be doing two episodes a
week starting I guess next week. Yeah, yeh, when's the first episode?
The next week's episodes done next week? We're gonna record at on on
the sixth, so you guys are gonna get that. Obviously had a bit
of a staggered we record, we add it. We do the Patreon for
early access and all that stuff. Yeah, so you know, we we
really appreciate you guys. We want to give you more stuff, uh to
to clip and meme and do fucking whatever the fuck you want with it.
Be sure to check over on the Patreon because there those extra ammos are going
crazy. Like we just mentioned on this episode that we're probably going to take
one of our favorite extra ammos uh earlier or definitely like my favorite extra Ammo
when we when we did the uh uh, the rewriting Independence Day two.
We're gonna we're gonna see Uh, we're gonna put that out for free feeds.
I don't know when. Uh, sometime soon, we'll get that out
for you guys, so you can get a taste of it. Uh.
We've got a lot of other rewrites coming in the future with we're gonna rewrite
here as of War three. We're gonna rewrite a bunch of movies as well,
so stay tuned for that. We just we appreciate you, and uh,
I guess it's time to it's time to read these fucking names. God
damn it. It's my least favorite part of the fucking show. Damn.
All right, I hate I hate this. I hate this. Fright it's
so far right, but its we love you, but like some of the
ship you write like makes me so mad sometimes and it's like it just hurts
my soul. But all right, cut me down. I love two one.
I'm already so the first one's already so infuriating. Uh that's gay,
that's gay. That's what all the people say. I'm riding guys in April,
suck cocks in May. So that's obviously that's slight cool. Frank Sinatra,
that's gay. That's what all the people say. I'm riding guys in
April, suck cocks in May. Christ Maybe maybe that'll maybe that'll be yeah,
whatever, we'll figure it. We'll figure things out. N DC thirteen
cipher graph cock cock cheese crumbs. Nah dude, what a fuck? What
a fuck? Dude keeps that ship in a in a bag sick nothing.
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna say something, and it's really important that
the context is taken. Due to a con here, I'm not a foot
guy at all. Okay, all right, shut up, guys. The
ghost, the ghost of Tom Sweeney's YouTube channel, Old Debbie cum Fingers.
My channel's dead too. Basically, I haven't fucking recorded, I haven't posted
the only the only good. It doesn't matter whatever. The only Snark Tank
patron to have both justifiably and verifiably shot and killed not just one person but
two per at the season was ruled as and then it cuts off. So
that's cool. Genitals gathering their assis. We told him, we told him
to explained, he didn't, so maybe he got shot since then. And
this is just his his account in perpetuity. We appreciate crazy. Yeah,
sometimes sometimes I do wonder, like statistically speaking, at least one of our
followers must have one of our patrons must have died, you know what I
mean, So like wonder dead for a while. Oh we I mean King
King half Hazard though he was gone, okay, yeah, And there was
a couple other people, but their name has changed so too, haven't.
We haven't seen mercy forever. He's here, He's here. I'm sure we
need some more Keith David's in the names. Dude, that's kind of get
a little disrespect. We need, we need, we need to get another
Key David train going, bro. That was That was the most moment of
our podcast. I think in celebration, in celebration for Keith David taking the
role of Zavala over from the uh the late Lance Reddick rest in peace,
we should get we should get as many of you to do Keith David again.
I think it would be a nice honor, a nice way to show
anyway. Anyway, generals gathered in their asses, Dandy's bitches half at asses.
He provides the cock rruption guzzler have come from suction spraying the homeless in
front of my house with waspspray parentheses. I live in San Francisco. San
Francisco such a ship place to live, man, it's crazy, Like it's
so cool to visit. It's well as soon as soon as you get to
the other side of the city, it's so bad something. So I have
a friend who lives in San Francisco. I have a friend who lives in
Sanrancisco. He hates it, but like he's been there for a long time,
so he's just he's so entrenched. But like something that he brought up
that I hadn't even considered was that everywhere, like around where he goes,
like he is always going uphill no matter what. And I was like,
oh, I didn't even think of that. Like if you wanted to walk,
if you wanted to walk to go get groceries, I wanted to go
to walk to go get anything. One way is totally fine, but then
the next way is uphill always and that sucks, Like you're always deep,
dude, Yeah, it's super steep. Like man, no, no,
I could. I could never live in I could. I couldn't do it.
I love visiting it. It's really cool. That food's fucking great.
All that stuff, but like, no way am I living there? Also,
it's fucking stupid expensive me like Sweeney Lick my weenie cam flex himis snatch
him as Dick Mitius, father to a gay son, husband to caucus a
Longus, so dumb the king. Uh oh wait, actually you know what
had I'll be I'll be right back. Just uh. I didn't even I
didn't even think about this until just now seamen busting in their asses. Man,
only the only VHS I own? Godh is that? The only one?
I don't know? Because I saw it like a thrift shop for like
five bucks, and I'm like, I absolutely want this. That's fucking dude,
totally melt. Actually I don't ironically buy that too. It's cool.
I don't know, Like, I can't explain why I get so much joy
out of having this, but I do. Uh anyway, uh the kill
is just Jared Lato singing about his inner conflict to be a furry my Mojo
Dojo Kasa house, except it's my bedroom and I can't afford to decorate tinfoil
tyrant because I'm a hex girl and I'm gonna put my cum on you.
Really very cool. I mean that wasn't really that was really Yeah, I
mean that's pretty, that's pretty abrupt. Would be like if if we did
a whole song, if we did a cover of a whole song and just
shouted it, just shouted gay at the end. Yeah, it's like it's
like the equivalent Yeah, putting black face on my light bulbs, iced tea,
raped my dragon, Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney, Swallow up my pennie, bend
my dick, come in or snatch sings and the people proud and gay shouting,
give me dick, hooray. All right, she pipa and the people
proud, and that was the sun the silence, the silence thing. Oh,
it's so weird reading those things because, like, right, she just
loses so much context when you read, oh fuck, she piped on my
pipopostia. Yes that's her real name. Fingering a Mexican girl counts as as
a what Fingering a Mexican girl counts as flicking the beaner? Nice? Nice,
nice, I've never I've never I've never been with a Mexican girl.
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that's not true. A little spicy is this is just it was actually it
was actually it was actually the worst. It's actually it's actually the worst experience.
But maybe it was. Hey, that might you know, Fluke,
You know, I would never judge. We're talking about Trump pursiving precision grabbing
women's us. Get out of here, he flicks them away, average energy.
Put put your fat cock in, you pull your fat cock out,
You do the fucky fucky and turn my ass inside out. That's what being
gay is all about. They should make pedos wear GoPros in prison so you
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harassing you in these Well, hey man, it's it's it's the privilege they
pay for, you know, to do it. You can do it.
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my next name. I'm not. I'm not going to just say the hard
R N word. I'm not I'm not going to do I'm not going to
do because I'm not going to do it. I don't think at least only
on extra handlow let me under only on extra get it. It's not even
because I care. It's not even because I care. I just know you
people care, and I know it's like when the this, this, this
has left the target demographic. I I I That's what I don't care to
deal with. I don't give a shit. Okay, but I'm not going
I'm not going to say it because you make me say it, Damn you.
I'll do it on my own. I'll do it on my own volition.
When I fucking lose my mind, I have a Cramer moment out,
then you're gonna You're gonna not say it then, too, you coward.
I'm not even gonna say, I'm not even gonna say the N word,
you fucking black person. Dude. He picked him up, He picked him
like a book bag and threw him across a room. Dude. It was
exactly exactly like a book bag, exactly how you would throw a book bag
on like a couch. It was. It really was so dehumanizing. Yo,
this guy does not respect this this guy that the thing is. I
think he threw them like he didn't think he was a human. Yeah.
And then a guy stood up really fast too though, on the ground.
When I got up really quick, he was like what the hell? He's
like, it's like when you find he stood up, Like you know when
like an NPC glitches into a wall. Yeah, w it's like like I
should They're like, I shouldn't be here. I'm out of bounds. I
shouldn't be behind this counter. Ever. Yeah, inductory got messed up a
little bit. Let me, let me get back to what I need to
get and he just like kind of standard flow back to where they go.
It's like in Balder's Gate where you jump off a ledge onto a place where
you feel like you shouldn't be. Uh, You're like, whoa tell him,
Steve Dave, not a furry. I just want to fuck a wombat,
I mean lesbian. Got the addition, John strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine,
got gas and the runs. Now the back of my nutsack is brown.
Jesus Christ. Wait what that's so fucking heinous? Ship all over the
back of his nuts? I don't know, I don't know what. Shut
his old balls. It's easy how it happened this As you sat down to
ship, the ball swung back and it got caught in the cross long shut
out his balls. What a fucking monster, you fucking stupid beat. That's
gotta be so demoralizing, Like, fuckalls, your ball's hard too enough,
that hurts your balls? You're like, ah, damn, what do I
do? It's just bad man, It's just the bad times. Rub your
ball bad times at Ridgemond High for this. Let's all right, bro.
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like this, guys, there's so much on Extra Ammo like this, like
you really, you really got to check it out, you shit, I
don't know. I'm telling these people the only people who are still listening to
the people fucking waiting to hear their goddamn names, and they absolutely I think
the car accident and my mom was in is what gave me autism, You
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Hulk tick on my Asshir's nicky ziggy bared from Gears unleashing a swarm of Tickers
on the IRS after they try to get him to pay taxes. That that's
crazy, man, It's only the thing is that did he go to the
main IRS building, like the where like where it spawns from me? He
was like, I'm going to destroy this whole thing. I'm gonna send a
bunch of explosive roaches into this building. They're not gonna know what the fuck
hit him, dude, man, Gears of War is so good, man,
I'm playing I'm every now and again, like every every now and like
recently, like at least like twice a week, I'll jump into like Gears
two and just play a little bit of the campaign, and I'm like,
man, it's so good. It really is like they don't make games like
that anymore. Really, it's nuts, right, but Lobotomy is particularly dope.
Gears two is p I love Gears too with all my heart. Uh
labatoma Jesus every time I come it. Downds like squid walking Jackson DuPont badly
brave Hugger. Derek just reminded, this is the timeline where you're not spider
Man, Etherian Pigerian Hunter Melphis when hex Way, we're like supremacists and running
out our list, King of Haphazar, the King the Boy. All right,
alright, any any any parting words? Yeah, we for double the
content. Uh yeah, and remember, dude, don't don't feature dogs after
midnight special gay beam cannons, special meat cannon, special meat candidate, special
needs specialist. What does it make? Does it make you? It turns
you when it hits you, dude, it turns you into Ricky Berwick when
you when it hits you, you can hear the breaking and everything like that.
You hear the fusing of bones, dude, we do wait wait wait wait