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Pot Oh wait, no, this
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us like that. Hey, welcome
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it's it's on Extra Ammo. We
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the show because it doesn't go that's
the we should. We should just screech

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into the microphone for I do did
I really? I do genuinely want I

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want this would be such a shitty
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be the real extra Ammo. But
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for like April for April Fools next
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But also I do want us to
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like record it so you hear are
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breaths. I really think that'd be
it is dedication. It would be dedication

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to the bit anyway, Welcome,
Welcome back to the Stock Tank. Quit

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some housekeeping. I don't know,
we don't normally do housekeeping. We got

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some some announcements about the future of
the podcast going forward, so from September

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onward and it might be a little
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late August, so the changes for
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like maybe a little bit, a
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like you know, end of the
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you'll start to see some of this
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recording two episodes of the podcast a
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goes live for the Patreon feed.
So there'll be three episodes of the stock

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Tank for a week for patrons and
all that. Uh. And the release

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schedule will be Monday Wednesday, and
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Patreon will get three days of three
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It'll be fun. We're gonna we're
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do more recordings. We want to
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been just doing so well and you
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lot of you guys out there.
I've seen clips of the show and and

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all that stuff, so it's it's
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to keep that going. So two
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So be prepared for that, uhared
like the like the Lion King song with

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the Nazi lions. Yeah, yeah, that's true. It wasn't they were

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Nazi lions. There were hyenas,
but there was a led by a lion.

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Oh yeah, that's true. Anyway, prepared for the gas all right,

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relax? So man, what do
we uh? What do we?

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What do we got? What do
we got? What we got to?

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Okay, I want to start off
with this because and and Kingston and Derek

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don't know anything about this. I
didn't. I didn't tell them about it.

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I did tweet about it earlier,
but I didn't mention that I was

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gonna bring this up on the show. I imagine Dragons is doing this on

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purpose. Now they are, they
are doing this on purp. They just

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came out with a fucking a joint
collaboration with Bethesda for Starfield, and it's

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it can't be a fucking coincidence.
It can't be a fucking coincidence at this

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point, like, it's not this, this this defies this is beyond just

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like, oh, what a silly
coincidence that this is happening. Everything that

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I even show a remote amount of
interesting. It's never like a Sonic collaboration

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or a fucking balder Skate collaboration or
a fucking I don't know anything, fucking

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no God of War, tomb Raider, a million different franchises. So what

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did they choose Halo Astion and Bethesda
Games? What? What is? It's

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two specific mens at this point.
I know, dude. People ask me

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a lot why I hate Imagine Dragons
and I posted a TikTok about it because

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I made one years ago, two
years ago at this point, and it's

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still true. But I don't even
think that's a fair question. I think

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the fair question is why does Imagine
Dragons hate me? What did I do

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to them that they are specifically following
me? Look? Leave me alone.

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Look, dude, all I gotta
say is this right. They didn't have

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a ball, just get collaboration,
and I thank God for that. No,

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exactly, they left you, They
left you in peace. I don't

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even hate them. I wouldn't even
been that mad at that wheeled into existence

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at this point. And this is
you. It's like when I'll never forget

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I'll never forget this. My friend
Lonnie, she was or Leanna. She

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was iving and she was talking about
how unlucky she is. She was like,

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bat shit always happens to me,
and I kid you. Not a

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second later, a pebble flies into
the car and hits her in the face,

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and I'm just like, you can't, you can't. This is just

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that's that is it? That is
that is the universe bending in a negative

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way because she is welcoming that energy. And I didn't believe that shit until

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I started experiencing weird shit like that
and seeing your arc that's happening right now,

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or like you're like this guys,
And then they just keep latching onto

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their like somebody really wants me to
do this. They're getting the wrong signal.

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They think it's actually a positive.
We are capable of manifesting the world

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we want around us to a certain
degree, and you keep manifesting them in

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things you love. It is your
fault. Now, I have not talked

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about it's not your it's not your
mentions or what you say. It's what

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you feel, the vibes, it's
what you're not feeling. I can't feel

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you feel it, so I don't
even I kind of like imagine dragons and

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they've never touched anything of mine,
but you, you're them. Touching the

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things you love has permeated the universe
to such a degree that now there,

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I bet money your kids are gonna
like them. Watch. That's why I'm

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not having kids. You say that
you're not gonna have any kids you want,

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You already got kids. You just
don't know about them. I don't

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think. I don't think. So. Yeah, little little little Chris Chrissy

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Chris Junior is gonna show up with
a stupid ray gun toy, you know,

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and make it really obvious, really
obvious, what a fucking master chief

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helmet on. It's so dumb.
I don't know, man, it's just

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it's weird. It you have to
admit that's bizarre, like it is.

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It is. This is guys,
listen. I really can't. I can't

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explain it enough. This year is
absolutely stacked with huge games. There are

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probably more huge games this year than
probably like than any year in recent memory

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that I can remember, sincerely,
Like, actually, for real, there's

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so much shit. There's whereasent Evil, there was fucking dead Space, there

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was fucking all these new all these
new they had fucking Zelda, Spider Man

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twos around the corner, you know, Starfield, fucking Balder's Gate. It

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doesn't fucking stop. So the idea
that they had so many options and by

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the way, all these games,
like I was only like if they if

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they were if they did like a
Zelda thing, I would have been like,

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that's weird. But I didn't care
that much about it because like,

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whatever, it's Zelda, not that
interested in it. But it's the fact

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that they chose the one thing that
I was like genuinely curious about. You

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know what I think it really is. Literally, I think it's the lead

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singer, that fucking guy, the
the last man that that that still wears

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wife beaters. Uh he he is
just a bit. He loves the same

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stuff you do. You guys are
very like you. Guys would probably hang

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on at a bar and have a
good time. He probably would. That.

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That pisses me off even more because
I don't do that. I'm not

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doing that to his ship, you
know, I'm not like, look that

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you're basic enough. You're so basic
to start the fucking lead singer from fucking

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this band that you hate is your
fucking soul pal Well, to be fair,

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he also did like friend he also
he also did what is it?

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I mean, they also did the
fucking oh my god, what's that fucking

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show? The video game show,
oh my God, Arcane, Arcane.

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They did the theme song for Arcane. I didn't care about riot, to

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be fair, like I didn't like
that was outside. But let's the end

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of the second. That is sincerely, what every song of their of their

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sounds like to me? Like it
really likes their songs are way too easy

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to parody. I make I admit
that their songs are like like a third

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grade of with like twenty five minutes
could do it. Dudel, even weird

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Al couldn't make Radioactive listenable to me, Like I I think the biggest,

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the biggest, the biggest disconnect that
I have with human kind, I think

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is that it is the general consensus
that Radioactive is a listenable song. Like

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I I sincerely, I feel like
that is that might be the worst song

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ever written by anybody. It is. It is worse than it is,

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worse than it is, It is
worse than Slenderman versus fucking Freddy Basberg.

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Like, I don't there's no there's
no way you just said that. I

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really, I just mean that I
mean, I think I think you think

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it like I think you think that
like I think in your mind for real,

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you believe it like it's the worst. But there's no way you just

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said that. I see a little
person in my pizza Rhea. Is he

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gonna make it out? No,
Mama Mia killing these people. It's very

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funny. That's a better line.
Chaka and words in my tummy. That

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is better than radioactive. That blows
a bit. It blows a bit.

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Look listen, it's a better lyric
than breathing in the chemicals. Okay,

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it's better. I know. I
mad myself lightheaded. I just taking so

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much air chemicals, brow I bring
in the chemicals. It's number one,

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I can say, maybe number two. Number one, I think objectively is

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that remix of a blue Dabba d
I don't know if you've heard that song.

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Oh I'm good and I'm feeling all
right or whatever. I think that

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is the worst thing. That is
not a good song. That's not a

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good song. It actually makes me
feel a little violent, Like I'll hear

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it at the gym and I want
to attack somebody because it's so it's it's

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it's going to moba shit. That's
Derek, but he's growing a little bit

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too, Like it's growing slightly.
It's oh, bro, I would keep

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listening that shit. I would a
little bit. You're like, yo,

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that guy looks like a get so
just huge and you can gorged. That

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is a really terrible that I will
say that is a really terrible song.

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But it does have the unforced reality
is that it's not an original song.

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It's based on it. It's based
on a song that does have a good

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melody, So that alone kind of
like elevates it a little bit higher than

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fucking were you acted to me?
Even though it sucks, It's not Look,

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there are worst songs. I'm feeling
a right, I hate that shit

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so interior Croc, I drive a
Chevallet movie. The better, the whole

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way better. The introt of that
song is dog shit. But towards the

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end he actually starts rapping, and
I'm like, yo, he's actually rapping

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things together that are really good.
But what else? Now I drive a

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Chevrolet movie theater. It is fucking
his top tier in comparison, Like I

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really, you guys, remember you
guys, remember the this is like two

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thousand and eight YouTube. Remember retarded
running Horse retarded running Elephant. I know

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because you've showed it to me.
Yes, yeah, yeah, that song,

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that song in their is worse than
fucking Reoactive? Is that the Batman?

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Yo? Somebody said hold me.
I saw in the comics section of

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what somebody said that is, and
I never forgot it. It's like,

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what I really really really want an
inward to die? What is that?

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It's not really somebody said that,
and I can't I've ever since I met

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you, I can't hear anything else. Okay, Tier, you are,

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so you're right about that fucking I'm
Blue song on some level because they wrote

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that song in ten minutes. Probably
I'm good and I'm good and I'm feeling

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all right. It's such a horrible
It is such a horrible line. I

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was talking to Jojo about this and
I said, I know exactly what happened.

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These motherfuckers win a studio that you
know that the songwriters they got together,

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they ad lived it. It was
it was literally nobody corrected any There

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was no rewrites. They just went
with it and they're like, good draft,

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yeah, first draft, easy,
I'm good, Yeah, I'm feeling

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all right. Fuck you dude.
This first of all, it's the opposite

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of the song. Obviously, the
feelings. Get the fuck Get the fuck

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out of your bro. You're right, that is that is a pretty.

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That is a pretty and there is
an element that makes it worse because they're

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just tarnishing a song that is you
know, well, I mean that song

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is also kind of shit, but
it at least like has a good melody.

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It was a stupid song, but
it fucking it felt good. It

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felt good. It did feel good. Yeah, you're right. I'm looking

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at it all, looking out a
list real quick, because I just I

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was curious about before we move on, what people think the worst songs are,

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and I thought that was actually kind
of an interesting list. Oh yeah.

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And one thing that I thought was
really funny and I forgot this existed,

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was do you remember Kevin Kevin Federline, Oh my god, maniac that

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was That was Britney Spears, right, Yeah, he was the dancer.

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Yeah, yeah, he tried to
get into music and he made a Brazilian

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butt shaker called Popo's Ao and that
yeah, it's It was to the point

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where I remember people were just meming
it because it just sounds like whatever,

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but people were just meming it and
putting their own songs over it, like

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say, in the metal community,
people are putting in the heaviest shit imaginable

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over it, and he's in the
studio just like banging his head because it

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was just so fucking silly. So
I don't know if it's the worst song

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ever, but I just remember people
hating on him like relentlessly. Oh man,

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I feel bad. There's some people
on here. There's some song who

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let the Dogs Out of his number
six. Okay, this fucking this is

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bullshit. This this is a butterfly
by crazy Town's not an awful song.

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It's I don't know if you guys
remember that song Come My Lady, Come,

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Come my Lady. You're a butterfly, sugar babe. And then there

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was just it was just these white
guys. It was one of the one

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of the best songs ever. I'd
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because it's just a straight up fun
song. That is just a fun song

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to like fool around and just get
crazy too. Let the dogs out?

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Can't I got sorry, I can't. I can't go with you on that.

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That's I that's such a fun song. It's not I find it Chris,

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do you not remember being a childhre
in that song and be like yeah,

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and it's like having fun. I
know, I remember feeling. I

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remember, dude, I remember feeling
it was. It wasn't a kid song.

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It wasn't a kid song when you
came out when you were born there

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because it came out when I was
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so you will already that shit was
already waste. I like hearing like,

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hay, little kids like jump around
and have fun to that song.

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That's that's why I have a heart
stop art of that song because my graduation

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was recently in that star dancing to
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dang, I have had fun like
that since I was that small. That's

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fun. That's good time. Who
let the dogs out? Man? I

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don't know, but I remember.
I remember. I have a very that's

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like top set songs for me.
So here's the thing I remember having.

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I have a vivid memory of throwing
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eight and that song was playing over
that song was blaring over the loudspeakers,

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and I remember just feeling like this
is such a horrible experience. Type of

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reaction I have a yeah, it
makes me that song, that song makes

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me gag still. You know what's
me? You know when you throw up

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to the point that you're like,
yo, I need to breathe now,

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like if I keep throwing up,
I'm gonna die. I need I need

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it or now you were like that, dude. It was the kind of

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it was the kind of it was
the kind of throwing up where you've like

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you you you, your body does
the action of throwing up, but nothing

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happens like ten times in a row, and then the eleventh time it's it's

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actual throw up that over and over. So like my stomach was just twisted

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and like wretched and ship and I
who lit the dogs up? Oh man,

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I'm so glad the baha man I
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are here to accompany me in this
fucking gay Okay, okay, So so

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one thing I will say that would
be that would okay, hold on,

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one thing I will say that would
be that would be a fun ridiculous that

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would be a fun gay song.
Somehow, somehow to get that work.

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I wouldn't even know where to begin. I wouldn't even know where to begin

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making that like figuring that shit out. But I feel like if I make

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that song, I'll lose my ability
to beet patois like, I'll like,

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I will make that song and then
like over the night, I'm like,

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guys, I can't speak my only
other language I mastered. Something's wrong,

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shows up, he appears, and
he attacks me. I song. I

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feel like the whole Caribbean will just
sink if that gets put out, it'll

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just it just like I was destroyed
by the Caban. No, no,

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please no, I was a joke. It was a joke. The So

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the twenty twenty, I don't know
what list you were looking at, but

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the twenty more Songs of All Time. Number one is is We Built the

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City by Starship. That's not even
that bad of a song. I think

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it's boring, but like it's not. I wouldn't call it bad. The

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second one is aky breaking Heart,
which is infinitely worse than fucking Weir because

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that's like super iconic. That's likes
a good song. That's just what's the

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only song I know by Billy Ray
Cyrus. That's the only song I know

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you breaking Heart? It is not
a bad song. It's not It's not

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like it's not like a amazing but
it's not a bad song, notoriously bad

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song, is it? Thu?
I thought that goes hard so that I

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will say it tonic song, but
so it's It's that and who Let the

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Dogs Out are the only songs on
this list that I agree with, because

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everything else is kind of yeah,
everything else is kind of everything else kind

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of kind of ridiculous, like like
fucking like what is this Barbie Girl by

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Aqua? I mean it's weird because
don't don't worry, be happy? What

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the fuck? That's a great song. There's a lot even on the list

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I was looking at too, there
was a lot of good songs on there,

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so I didn't understand. I feel
like you were just like stupid,

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almost like rock Star rock Star by
rock Star by Nickelback. I mean,

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let's let's relax. Which one's relax
you don enough photograph? One? Which

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one's hey, hey, I want
to be rock star? I hate that

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song, but I mean I don't
have it's that. It's not number five

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of worst songs. Ever. I
think the one worse than that is the

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one where do you guys remember they
did where it's like if if if everyone

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cared like like, oh, this
is the day that like nobody died.

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It's it's the thing everyone cared about
it cry everyone loved. Nobody lies if

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everyone care and swallow their priss win. I don't heard that song, dude.

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I haven't heard that song since like
two thousand and six maybe, And

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I that's crazy that I remember that. When I heard that song, was

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like this is this is? This
is gayer than four the Kissing four Men,

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Like there's this is. I was
like this is I can't believe they

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wrote and released this song as like
this is like what was that thing when

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all the artists got together we are
the children or the world? We have

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the world? We have the world? Like it was that level. Why

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would you do this? I think
The World was a good song, but

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I think Michael's part is so good
though. That's why, like all the

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other singers, it's insane watching him
record that because it's hid with a bunch

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of like very famous white singers and
Michael be like what the fuck is these

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are singers? Like he's just looking
at them like how are they doing that

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with their nose? Like what's going
I don't really remember the video footage,

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do you see, dude. It's
funny because it's like some girl like she

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sounds like a goat for a period
of time and it's not Yoko Yo.

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I was just watching footage of Yoko
with Chuck Barry and John Lennon us.

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That's sort of the funny that is
such an iconic video of her. Just

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like fucking that entire setup, bro. But it's like looking at them,

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like what is He's like, he's
start like it's he's singing, and then

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the girl starts singing. He takes
off his glasses and he looks at her

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and he's like what, I've been
so immunized to Michael Jackson, like I

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just I can't. I can't,
I can't. I can't say that I've

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ever listened to a song of his
entirely on purpose. It's so weird because

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he has so many amazing songs,
like like like a ton episode, because

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there has to be at least one
song you like, Like, I think

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there's there's elements of certain there's elements
of certain songs that I like. The

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guitar on Bad, I think that
like like that that riff on Bad,

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it is fucking awesome Bad. But
then it's just that's right, right,

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and then it goes away. Yeah, it's fucking nuts and it's so cool,

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and then it goes away thinking but
like it's he like bad is such

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a good's like fundamentally bad is a
good song. I don't know how you

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could dislike it or like Smooth Criminals. It's not that I'm not saying I

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dislike it. I'm just saying,
like, pretty pretty young Thing due pretty

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things such a good song, dude, or like young Thing was okay,

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So I'll say pretty young Thing was
ruined for me by vine. Vine ruined

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pretty young Thing for me because there
was that there was that weird vine going

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around. It was like one of
the only viral, like truly viral vines

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that I remember from back in like
twenty thirteen or whatever, and it was

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just like it was literally just some
fucking asshole making faces to p y T

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and I just I het, I
I hate it. I think because you

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didn't sit down and listen to them
before, so you didn't have them in

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your brain before, like what this
song? Because it's like for me,

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like what song is a song like
I heard well before it became a meme

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and now that it's it became a
meme. I'm like, oh, I'm

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never never gonna give you up.
I think so because I remember my grandma

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liked that song because my grandma's old, obviously, and she was like,

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oh, this is a great song. And then I heard saw the memes

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that it got annoying because I remember
like trying to watch the pel shows so

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many times on YouTube and then that
would come up, and I'm like,

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yeah, I want to see this
guy say the N word. I don't

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care about this guy singing this stupid
song. But I've always liked that song.

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It's a good song. M yeah, it's not a bad song.

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Became a joke that everybody was like, everyone cared no long. I love

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that people hate I've been with you
for the longest time. Whoa, I

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don't know that. I don't know
that one longest time pop punk or if

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it's some old swing shit. No, it's like I think it's either doop

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or metal. Really Joe the longest
time. My granddaddy so that song all

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the time. My Grandmo would be
like, turn that off. I hate

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it, But I liked it a
lot because I like my granddad comes one.

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I'm sure you guys would be like, yo, please turn this off.

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It's so funny, so real,
guilty pleasure. You think you guys

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would not want to you know,
you're in your car, you wouldn't want

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to roll your you want to roll
your windows up while listening to this one?

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What do you think you get?
Like? I know what song it

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is now, like for real,
because before I don't really have any but

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not I know. It's Decode by
Paramore, the Twilight song. I fucking

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love that song. I'll keep that. I'll keep my windows down for that

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one. Man. I love Paramore. Yeah, yeah, no, no,

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no, Paramore is fine. Do
you know Decode, dude? Decode

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is one of my favorite songs.
That fucking choruses dude, dude. Okay,

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look at so the second half of
the song, well not the second

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half, the second chorus. She
fucking drags out like one note. It's

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so fucking perfect. Ro I'm like, this chick doesn't she's an alien,

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She's too good. I love that
song. I hate I don't be the

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funk about Twilight, but that song
goes. I love that song because Twilight.

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Actually I like both of those things. I'm singing it on a couple

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of octaves down but I'm singing it
on acoustic. It's on Instagram like if

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you dig deep, I'm singing that
shong. Dude, I love that song.

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At this time. It's like,
so, it's like, how how

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did we get here? I used
to know you so which she says,

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well, like I used to know
oh wait, no, no, no,

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it's the second time around because I
think I know you know, like

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when she says, because you know
the second part of the chorus, yeah,

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So, so how do we get
here? I used to know you

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so well? And then how do
we get here? I think I know?

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So she lingers on that no,
and it's just I'm like, damn,

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I'm My balls would pop if I
did that. It's just so good.

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She's such a good singer. It's
unfortunate, brother, it's unfortunate that

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she's sang that song so well because
it's a Twilight song and that's the comeback

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and they were like, no,
we're not coming back for that movie.

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Absolutely not. It's Twilight. This
movie is stupid. It's dude, Okay,

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so I says, personally watched all
the movies again, So Chris,

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I don't know, man, I'm
so Derek might Derek might be mad at

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this. So I went to I
went to Spotify and I I'm I put

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on if everyone cared, just because
I'm trying to remember this. Yeah,

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I don't hate this look. It
don't I don't hate I don't hate this

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look. I think it's actually pretty
decent. The melody musically, the words.

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The word sucks. That's my problem. The words are bad, but

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it's it's kind of a good it's
kind of a good melody. I don't

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think, man, I'm alive.
It's a it's all coming back to me.

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But yeah, I justly guilty.
Yeah, the lyrics are bad.

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Guilty pleasure wise, Like I don't
know, it would probably be something like

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out of Pocket, like Caramel Dancing
or something, you know what I mean.

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We're like just euro pop, like
just weird shit or evan Escence,

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because I feel like there is an
amount of shame to evan Escence. That's

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good. I like Evanescencebody knows that
song though everybody knows, but it's kind

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of just that song. It's not
that like I'm talking about. I'm not

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talking about that song. I'm just
talking about Evanescence in general. Because if

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you're listening to evan Essence. Everybody
knows it because that's nobody, no woman

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like that woman sound sounds uniquely like
evan Essence, like Amy Lee for whatever.

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It's weird because like when I think
about her voice, I think like,

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oh, it just sounds like a
not generic female singer, but you

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know, not not like necessarily super
specific. But then you hear it,

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it's like, oh, that's clearly
fucking Amy Lee. But I'm not talking

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about like, you know, what
does it bring me to life or whatever

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I'm talking about like you know,
my heart is broken? Do what you

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what you want? Erace this all
that shit where it's like a racist.

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I know those songs, I think
because of just the age I am,

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And that's what's on MTV when eracist. A Racist was on the radio a

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lot when we were in in in
Duchess, uh. And I remember specifically

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because that piano in the beginning was
fucking cool as shit. And I think

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this is fucking weird, but that
a little song called me when You're Sober,

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Yeah, yeah, and I was. I remember listening to remember touching

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that music video and my cousin coming
in and me legitimately legitimately knocking my cable

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box off the TV because I just
couldn't not explain that. I was leading

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to it contently too, Like I
woke up and I was like in my

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bed, like petting my dalis into
that song, and he walked in.

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I just got up and knocked my
cable box off my TV. And he

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was just like why did you do
that? And I'm like, what was

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your explanation for that? I just
went to the bathroom. I was like

404
00:30:22.200 --> 00:30:23.599
I saw something on there. I
got freaked out, and he was just

405
00:30:23.720 --> 00:30:27.640
like, dude, stop, like
stop. I could have took the card

406
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:30.720
out because I had to can't remember
the cableside, like the little identified ucation

407
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:34.640
cards. I could have just,
oh my god, yeah, pulled the

408
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:41.480
card out like I was eight and
nine before he got upgraded specific memory,

409
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.240
I totally forgot about that fucking little
card, just taken it. I could

410
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.839
have just taken it out, or
I could have just changed the channel.

411
00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:53.039
I could have just tacked the last
and put it back on like Nicktoons,

412
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:57.440
whoever the funk I was watching at
like sixteen seventeen. But instead I knocked

413
00:30:57.559 --> 00:31:04.039
my cable box off. That would
have broke. If that would have broken

414
00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:07.160
my grandma had to pay for another
one that she would not have got me

415
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:11.480
a new one. You're just not
gonna have cable. Oh man, I've

416
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:15.039
miss I've misheard you for a second. Was all right, let's I thought

417
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:22.839
you said Nick Tunes. Uh,
all right, let's let's let's move on.

418
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:30.759
Fucking What's what's next? Mitch McConnell
fucking died again on fucking stage again,

419
00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:33.799
died live again. He died live
again. He can't stop dying.

420
00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:38.720
This dude's buffering up a storm four
weeks in a row. I look,

421
00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:45.480
we gotta you can't have people this
old in doing the jobs that they're doing.

422
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:49.480
You can't have it. It's getting
ridiculous. It was already ridiculous before,

423
00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:52.920
but now that like people like it's
so funny too, because, like

424
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:55.920
I don't know if you guys have
seen the video. We did kind of

425
00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:57.960
like briefly. We brought this up
like pretty much immediately before we started recording,

426
00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:00.839
so this wasn't really much time look
at it. But like in the

427
00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:05.000
video, he is he's like he's
like in front of a podium, and

428
00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:07.680
he's like in front of like a
bunch of cameras. He's given like a

429
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:10.680
like a speech or something. He's
talking to a bunch of people and he

430
00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:15.240
just he's staring, and then some
lady comes up next to him like does

431
00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:17.039
the thing. It's like, hey, did you hear the question? Senator?

432
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:22.240
And he goes and he goes and
she goes like, so you're gonna

433
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:27.359
run again in twenty twenty six,
And I'm like, bro, it's not.

434
00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:32.000
Do you want you want this dude
to run in three years? Three

435
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:37.720
years from now? You want this
guy around? I don't want vessels broken,

436
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:42.960
dude, I so desperately want vessels
broke. Look Jerrymander the rest of

437
00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:53.279
the blacks out of the voting caucus, and dude looks. I don't I

438
00:32:53.440 --> 00:33:00.200
don't know what he believes in his
heart, and I don't want any one

439
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:07.240
to be racist, but it would
be awesome if he just lost enough connection

440
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:13.200
with reality to understand what he should
and shouldn't say in certain situations. And

441
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:15.640
there's part of me that does hope
that there's like a deeply bigoted heart under

442
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:17.720
there, so that one day he's
just in front of a camera and he

443
00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:23.119
goes, he I want him to
just whisper, like loudly whisper the N

444
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:28.200
word over and over again into the
microphone after ten minutes of dead silence on

445
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:32.279
a panel and on a podium or
something like I just want but also horrible.

446
00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:36.480
It'd be pretty great, that would
be really funny, like I would

447
00:33:36.559 --> 00:33:38.799
laugh a lot, but also be
like, damn, dude, shouldn't be

448
00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:44.240
a change. Dude, shouldn't be
up there. It's almost like, you

449
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:45.200
know what I hate about it,
It's like it almost makes me feel bad

450
00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:47.319
for him, And I don't like
feeling bad for these people, because like

451
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:52.920
it's like clearly like elder abuse type
shit going on with these people, Like

452
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:58.359
we need like old fucking senile assholes
in power, and we're just gonna we're

453
00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:01.400
gonna shove Joe Biden into the room
and hope he fucking doesn't fall asleep,

454
00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:05.440
like when he fell asleep in front
of those like Maui victims. Did you

455
00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:08.880
see that. No, he fell
asleep. He went to Hawaii, uh

456
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:13.440
to hear to hear of to like
some benefit for the for the for the

457
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:15.079
Hawaii for the Maui fire, and
he fell asleep. And it's like,

458
00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:20.800
dude, you can't you can't have
these people where they are, man,

459
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:27.559
it's ridiculous. Get him out the
maximum ads should be the maximum age for

460
00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:30.440
a politicians should be fifteen, and
the lowest age should be ten. We

461
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:34.960
should have eleven. We should have
eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,

462
00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:37.840
fifteen year olds running the country.
The youngest should be stupid, and the

463
00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:44.960
youngest should be twenty thirty and the
oldest shy, pretty fucking old. But

464
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:47.440
sixty nine, yeah, is good. That's when you ride up until the

465
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:50.440
sunset. No, no, no, no, no. I think I

466
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.480
think fifth. I think fifty five. No, no, no, I

467
00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:55.920
would say, I would say sixty. Sixty is when you leave. Sixty

468
00:34:57.039 --> 00:35:00.119
nine works for me. I think
five together there you you could still be

469
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:04.559
together. I think thirty thirty to
sixty now. I think twenty five is

470
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:07.159
fine. I think six is good. I think twenty five they're still kind

471
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:09.880
of figuring out who you are.
You're not even done developing mentally. I

472
00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:14.760
don't think that's true. I don't
think that's true. I think it's yeah,

473
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:16.320
exactly, so you're done, which
means twenty five is fine. But

474
00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:19.519
yeah, but you just got to
that state. You gotta be. You

475
00:35:19.559 --> 00:35:22.199
gotta understand that you don't have a
life. Dude, you're under saying it

476
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:23.559
doesn't matter, like you don't have
a life outside, Like you're a politician,

477
00:35:23.599 --> 00:35:28.280
your your job is to politize or
whatever the fuck, politicize whatever the

478
00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:35.199
fuck. I just wonder doing because
people always complain about jerrymandering, where they

479
00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:39.440
do certain things or they try to
keep certain demographics out from voting or whatever.

480
00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:44.039
Poor people are usually ostracized because a
lot of times on average, and

481
00:35:44.119 --> 00:35:47.719
then black and brown people because they
tend to vote leaning left, and then

482
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:51.480
so they try to do all these
dirty tricks. And I wonder if this

483
00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:53.119
will be the tactic where if you
try to age Kate, they're gonna say,

484
00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:57.639
this is like the same fucking thing, even though it should be pretty

485
00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:02.599
obvious. I would think the solution
would be doing a competency test, being

486
00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:08.480
making sure that you're fucking good cognitively, and that will like that should be

487
00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:12.599
the baar fucking minimum. But then
it's like, Okay, who runs it?

488
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:16.480
Is it a third party somebody who's
divorced from the branches to make sure

489
00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:22.360
that it actually stays independent and not
fucking corrupt. It's such a it's so

490
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:28.400
deep in corruption that like like it's
like, how do you actually fix it?

491
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.239
At this point, barring doing like
what the good old boys fantasize about

492
00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:36.320
doing where they're like, we want
a revolution, but they always wanted for

493
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:40.000
the dumbest reasons, Like they're not
like, hey, we're getting completely screwed

494
00:36:40.119 --> 00:36:46.320
and my my, all my benefits
are disappearing and minimum wages and going up

495
00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:51.440
federally and everything else is is you
know, they're not they're not trying to

496
00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:54.159
storm the capital for that, you
know what I'm saying, But like they

497
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:59.440
have these fantasies doing that shit barring
that, How the fuck are you gonna

498
00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:06.360
get the mid McConnell's and people adjacent
to him to actually leave when they're they're

499
00:37:06.440 --> 00:37:12.679
clearly mummies, they're fucking fossils.
And then we've seen it live happen now

500
00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:17.159
multiple times and they're still there.
How do you fix that? Actually,

501
00:37:19.719 --> 00:37:23.960
about this, right, once there's
an intelligence test for one thing, it's

502
00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:28.920
gonna sweep the world, so they're
never gonna start doing that. Once it's

503
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:30.719
like, oh, you gotta be
competenough to do this test. There's nobody

504
00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:34.159
do a competent tests for us as
well, and this when it's gonna become

505
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:37.679
too popular, so they can't ever
start competence tests for anything. Agree,

506
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:39.239
it's gonna be like, oh,
yeah, why don't we do it for

507
00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:42.400
everything? That makes sense? Now? Why don't we do it for for

508
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:45.280
jobs and for X, Y and
Z. Because I'm sure there's people out

509
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:50.480
there that are more competent and most
doctors that exist. You put them in

510
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:52.920
a right situation and they understand that, they understand the curriculum and unstend what

511
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:54.840
they do and they'll be like,
oh, I can be a doctor better

512
00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:58.280
than this guy. Let's go for
ten years. And it says by a

513
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:01.039
piece of paper he knows what he's
doing, but I don't know. Just

514
00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:07.239
kill him. Just kill the old
people, man, Jesus, simple solution.

515
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.880
Just let them bruise their hips and
it gets like internal bleeding and they

516
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:15.960
die in like a week. I
just want them to be like so some

517
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:20.559
batman, but that like for that
specific shit, Like they take out the

518
00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:27.000
Mitches and they take out the Pelosi's, like all these people. Yeah,

519
00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:29.719
like it's time to like they'll just
be the Boogeyman, like they're like Father

520
00:38:29.840 --> 00:38:31.639
Time, the Father Time. Yeah, it'll be like the Father Father Time

521
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:36.360
with the cowl on or something.
It's like a fucking kid it just whoops

522
00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:40.079
people's asses that clearly shouldn't be around
anymore. He'll fucking beat up Joe Biden,

523
00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:44.840
He'll beat up Pelosi, He'll beat
up McConnell, every other old piece

524
00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:50.280
of who's that fucking other old fucking
broad that is completely senile? Fine,

525
00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:52.079
thank you? Yeah, yeah,
just all beat them all up. It

526
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:59.320
just trying to break their limbs.
Like back, I didn't kill this person,

527
00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:04.519
Yeah, dance fine. Sign has
some fucking Harvey Dents ship going on,

528
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.480
Like each side of her face looks
like a different person. It's it's

529
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:13.199
it's truly insane, Like that's get
out of here, get out of here,

530
00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:16.719
so deep leave? Uh all right? What else? What else we

531
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:21.119
got? That guy? Fucking so. I don't know anything about this guy

532
00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:25.199
who stole who stole the copies of
Starfield? I only I only briefly saw.

533
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:29.960
Yeah, I don't know much about
him either. All I know is

534
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:35.760
that he's he's like there's he's got
He's got quite a few fans. There's

535
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:38.039
a lot of people that are like, oh, I I'll free free him.

536
00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:44.000
I like what he did, But
at the same time, why did

537
00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:50.599
you film yourself doing everything? He
filmed himself stealing the ship. He had

538
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:57.000
commentary after the fact, he filmed
himself doing transactions of selling, like it's

539
00:39:57.199 --> 00:40:00.639
thet it really is. How much
of did you get in? So I'm

540
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:04.199
looking, I haven't right, I
have it right here. A Tennessee man

541
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:07.199
has been detained after reportedly attempting to
sell copies of Starfield that he had stolen.

542
00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:12.039
He has been charged with felony and
misdemeanor theft defenses, as well as

543
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:16.400
marijuana possession for forty and forty minutes
of Forthcoming But that's the RPG gameplay have

544
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:20.199
been leaked. This is the person
allegedly responsible, and it's the video of

545
00:40:20.239 --> 00:40:25.199
him just sort of recording himself talking
about it. So charged with felony and

546
00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:29.960
misdemeanor theft defenses. I don't know
what I mean. Felony doesn't sound great,

547
00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:35.360
so that's that's probably not not great, although I mean, I guess,

548
00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:37.280
oh well, I guess it's Tennessee. I was wondering what the marijuana

549
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:43.320
possession? What the fuck? It
really is crazy, how much like different

550
00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:46.599
states are basically different countries. Yeah, because like it's it is so insane.

551
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:52.960
How little marijuana means here if anything. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah,

552
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:55.760
it's really it's it's also it's like, okay, yeah, we are

553
00:40:55.800 --> 00:41:00.960
a country technically because yeah, marijuana
is still a schedule in drug federally,

554
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:08.960
it's still illegal, which it's This
country is so stupid sometimes. I actually

555
00:41:09.000 --> 00:41:14.000
most times, it's like I like
living here to a certain extent, and

556
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:16.719
then you hear about dumb shit like
that, like somebody can go to prison

557
00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:21.159
for an extremely long time versus over
here where it's like, yeah, whatever,

558
00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:25.199
just pick it up from the dispensary
and go wild, go nuts.

559
00:41:25.719 --> 00:41:29.559
It's insane. You can buy a
weed from this dude. If you would

560
00:41:29.599 --> 00:41:31.000
have told me a sixteen to get
buy from a dispensary, eventually in a

561
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:36.519
futurepic, that's impossible. So many
people are in jail for smoking weed or

562
00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:38.960
just having it on them, and
now it's true, but people are still

563
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:44.679
in jail. That's crazy, bro, that's so crazy. And I'm just

564
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:47.679
like, okay, are we gonna
do something. People got felony charges about

565
00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:52.360
people got felony charges on their fucking
thing. They're in jail with murderers and

566
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:59.320
rapists and child partnographers and these motherfuckers
just had a weed on them. That's

567
00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:05.239
it. They just a bunch of
eat on us. It's he'sn't even talking

568
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:08.679
about releasing them or like changing the
system. Like, imagine you can get

569
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:12.320
out of jail. You got to
jail a few months before they make that

570
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:15.039
law, right, they edit the
law. You still can't vote, you

571
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:21.320
still can't fly places, you're forever
no longer able to get a good job.

572
00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:23.039
And on top of that, I
just want to say, and to

573
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:31.440
extrapolate, you could still be the
president though, Yeah, what the fuck?

574
00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:38.599
What is like like, like I
I feel countries laughing at us,

575
00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:44.280
Like I feel their energy. They're
about this, Like it's like a reverse

576
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:47.840
spirit bomb. Yeah, yeah,
exactly that. Yeah, it's humiliation.

577
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:52.360
What's crazy is that I feel like
for a long time we hit how fucking

578
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:59.119
completely asked aninely stupid this country was
for a while, and then the Internet

579
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:05.400
just let the floodgates open, or
how stupid America is bro because I don't

580
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:07.440
think Americans are particularly stupid. I
think that's the thing that other countries say.

581
00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:10.239
And then like when it comes to
being I don't think I don't think

582
00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:14.119
we're I think we're in fact more
well versed about the world than most parts

583
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:15.880
of the world. In general,
because we have so many kinds of people

584
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:17.880
here. I think, because we
have so many kinds of people here,

585
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:23.719
like you, that translates intelligence.
Well, I think it's more well versed

586
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:27.519
about the world than a lot of
people because we interact a lot of different

587
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:30.480
kinds of people. So I mean, like I think, I think,

588
00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:35.280
and a means of talent, like
how to explain it, Like like an

589
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:39.920
American person will likely know more about
the experiences of different groups of people than

590
00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:45.599
most other people in the world because
of how many kinds of people the average

591
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:51.400
American runs into in their life.
I mean don't know if I agree,

592
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:54.480
because I feel like I don't know, because I think about like some smaller

593
00:43:54.519 --> 00:44:00.480
countries, like maybe like in in
Eastern Europe or even even even just in

594
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:06.000
Europe in general, I guess where
not only are they forced to interact with

595
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:09.639
other people, because those countries are
so small that they're often like intersecting with

596
00:44:09.719 --> 00:44:13.840
each other, and like people are
people are often going from Spain to Italy

597
00:44:14.000 --> 00:44:16.000
to to to Grease and all that
stuff. Like it's a lot more common

598
00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:21.639
to go across country lines over there, and that's more direct, like it's

599
00:44:21.719 --> 00:44:25.679
it's much easier to interact with cultures
that are actually like significantly different as opposed

600
00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:30.000
to hear which is like it's more
of a melting pots. But those cultures,

601
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:35.519
the Eastern European ones, are not
that's innately different. Well, they're

602
00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:39.039
similar, They're very similar in fact, but their languages are almost the same.

603
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:42.880
Often. Yeah, but they also
speak more languages than we do.

604
00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:47.440
That's what that is. But that's
what I'm saying. It's like, I

605
00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:52.079
think, because they are more at
the like, we do interact with a

606
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:53.880
lot of different people, but the
people that we interact with are mostly like,

607
00:44:54.679 --> 00:44:58.920
you know, generally assimilated in some
way, like they might be from

608
00:44:59.159 --> 00:45:02.440
somewhere else there and they yeah,
yeah, but but they're generally still like

609
00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:07.079
American, you know, like it
hang out with like a New York Jewish

610
00:45:07.199 --> 00:45:15.199
guy is a lot different than you
know, yeah that which is more likely

611
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:20.400
to Yeah. I don't know,
because I feel like I feel like people

612
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:22.079
say Americans are dumb. I think
we're I don't think we're the smart.

613
00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:27.760
Yes, I think our curriculum is
broken as shit. I think that's true.

614
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:32.320
I think which is causes people to
be stupid. I mean, I

615
00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:35.960
don't I think a lot of people
that went through the curriculum. They're like,

616
00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:37.760
like, that are not They're just
they went through the curriculum, so

617
00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:40.960
the way they learned in school.
But they're not dumb people at all.

618
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:45.039
They are, well, that's what
makes them dumb. Not exactly that's not

619
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:47.159
true. That's not exactly true.
There's there's a difference between the curricu The

620
00:45:47.199 --> 00:45:52.039
curriculum deals with what you learned while
you're in school, knowing when you're in

621
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:57.559
school, right, I don't I
don't blame people for not knowing stuff,

622
00:45:57.599 --> 00:46:00.079
which is just like a lack of
education can be a cause of being ignorant.

623
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:04.159
You don't know a lot of stuff. But then there is just willfully

624
00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:08.239
stupid and willfully ignorant. There's people
they don't care about knowing shit because they

625
00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:13.960
think they know everything already. And
we're kind of getting you gotta think about

626
00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:19.000
this. You gotta think about how
somebody like Trump, for example, it's

627
00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:22.519
still the front run argument. There
are tens of millions of people still willing

628
00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:27.719
to even though he is so obviously
guilty. But there's tens of millions of

629
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:30.519
people who think this is some type
of Joe Budden has nothing to do with

630
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:36.519
the investigation Jack Smith or whatever the
fuck the guy is. They have no

631
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:39.920
connection. Joe has stayed quiet.
He's I've nothing to do with this investigation.

632
00:46:40.480 --> 00:46:45.679
And these people think it's the Joe
crime family that's doing it all.

633
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:51.960
It's arresting the political They think this
because they're stupid. You can't. There's

634
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:53.840
no other way you can think it, because if you weren't stupid, you

635
00:46:53.880 --> 00:46:57.840
would know. Oh, like,
if you know, like I said,

636
00:46:57.880 --> 00:47:01.039
you read, you read the in
Diamonds the entire or at the level of

637
00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:06.079
like I would say, fifth grade
reading. And I don't mean that as

638
00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:09.199
like to be like, oh you're
It's like, literally, you can read

639
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:14.760
it. It's extremely easily digestible.
It answers all of your questions of oh,

640
00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:16.000
they're purse skeeting for free speech.
It's like, no, that's not

641
00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:21.320
how you can. You can you
can say, you know, you can

642
00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:24.079
say like I'm gonna kill my mom, right, that's free speech. But

643
00:47:24.159 --> 00:47:28.519
then when you make a plan to
kill your mom, that's no longer just

644
00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:31.760
free speech. You were conspiracy to
kill your mother. And that's the whole

645
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:37.239
difference. It literally makes the It
tells this in detail. But these people

646
00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:43.159
are so astronomically stupid that they can't. They they refuse to just live in

647
00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:46.000
reality. And to me, that's
not it's the information is right in front

648
00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:51.039
of their fucking face. I feel
like time, it's something other than just

649
00:47:51.239 --> 00:47:54.840
simply like like you're right giving.
I'm just giving an example, like like

650
00:47:54.960 --> 00:47:59.679
someone not being able to comprehend word
and in front of them exactly how it

651
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:01.719
is. Obviously, there's a lot
of context to words, but when there's

652
00:48:01.800 --> 00:48:06.039
something like a claim, like a
full long claim of someone doing something chrominal

653
00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:10.440
activity and verbatim, there's no ability
to like decipher and incorrectly. It's like

654
00:48:10.639 --> 00:48:14.960
stroke for stroke right there. This
is what these words mean. There's no

655
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:19.119
trying to hide it, there's no
double meaning. It's just right in front

656
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:22.960
of you. People choose not.
But I feel like that's not most people.

657
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:28.280
But also I can be wrong if
I haven't most people things. Unfortunately,

658
00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:31.440
I think it is most people.
Unfortunately. I think I don't say

659
00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:35.039
this to be like I don't like
talking like this, I really don't.

660
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:39.119
I don't like saying that. I
think most people on average are dumb.

661
00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:43.800
I don't like saying that because it
makes me sound like I'm fucking trying to

662
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:45.360
put myself above these people. That's
not what I'm trying to do. But

663
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:50.760
I just think it's just a reality
when you look at statistically how people vote,

664
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:57.280
how say, for example, how
people will continuously vote against their own

665
00:48:57.360 --> 00:49:00.800
interests, how you will try your
very as to get people to get on

666
00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:05.039
board with the Bernie Sanders as someone
who actually gives a fuck, who wants

667
00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:08.440
to actually change and do real shit. And there is too many people that

668
00:49:08.519 --> 00:49:13.719
would just allow that shit not to
happen. And I'm like, if most

669
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:20.320
people were intelligent, I don't think
this would be happening. I don't think

670
00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:23.679
we would allow it to happen collectively. I think about any anything, any

671
00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:28.079
the pandemic, anything, If we
were intelligent, we would have hit the

672
00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:30.760
herd you know what we needed.
We would hit seventy five immunity. We

673
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:36.159
would have whooped the pandemics asked so
fast. We wouldn't be talking about this

674
00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:39.880
shit at all. I think,
unfortunately, there's just too many dummies,

675
00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:46.119
and we are unfortunately under the mercy
of them because they kind of they are

676
00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:51.199
easily manipulated. They they mean,
well, they know what they want.

677
00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:53.599
Dumb people know what they want.
They want to live good. They want

678
00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:57.000
good wages, they want healthcare,
they want all that shit. If you

679
00:49:58.599 --> 00:50:00.840
yeah, I don't how to get
them. So then they some fucking snake

680
00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:05.360
oil charlottean piece of shit, will
pretend they're going to protect them, and

681
00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:09.920
then they just take advantage of them. It's fucked a lot of people.

682
00:50:12.559 --> 00:50:16.599
The So we have the father time
vigilante. We got to just have a

683
00:50:16.800 --> 00:50:22.360
real politician batman that just whoops all
of these people's asses. I would say,

684
00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:25.639
I was saying that for I would
say that for years. It's like

685
00:50:27.000 --> 00:50:30.760
we need like, we need something. We just need some guy going around

686
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.559
and beating these people up sincerely,
like like I'm like, we we just

687
00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:43.039
need someone, someone who's capable,
you know, and not because I do.

688
00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.960
I don't know. Man, there
was there was a look. I'm

689
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:47.760
not look, I'm not saying I
agree with this. I'm not saying I

690
00:50:47.840 --> 00:50:51.960
disagree with it either. I'm just
mentioning I did see I did see uh

691
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:58.920
uh you know, I saw an
image that was like, uh, I

692
00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:04.039
can't remember what the con nexus,
but it was, uh, make politicians

693
00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:07.360
afraid to start their cars again.
And I remember thinking like that's crazy,

694
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:13.199
that's crazy, and that's pretty wild. That's pretty that's pretty that's pretty crazy.

695
00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:15.360
I'm not saying I'm not I'm not
saying I'm not saying anything. I'm

696
00:51:15.400 --> 00:51:22.400
just saying it just so. I'm
just I'm just recounting something that I saw

697
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:30.400
that I found interesting. Let's an
amount of questions. Jesus Christ sweating like,

698
00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:35.880
hey, son, could you start
my car for me? Please?

699
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:43.360
That's pretty Yet you get your son? You get dude? Can you okay,

700
00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:45.519
wait wait wait wait hold on,
can you imagine? Can you genuinely

701
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:50.599
imagine for a moment, being like, there's a politician who is so sinister

702
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:54.760
that he understands that what he's doing
is so bad that he is definitely on

703
00:51:54.880 --> 00:52:02.280
someone's list. That he has a
child with the express purpose to start his

704
00:52:02.599 --> 00:52:07.079
car, to start, to start
his car, open his doors, to

705
00:52:08.280 --> 00:52:14.400
stay in funt of him at every
age, like he knows someone's fitting for

706
00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:17.719
him. Bro, he knows.
The kid turns his door knobs, the

707
00:52:17.920 --> 00:52:22.239
kid starts his cars, the kid
takes the first taste all his food.

708
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:27.559
It's it's say like, hey,
like real talk before we get questions,

709
00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:34.400
why can't we all crowdfund hitmen to
do whatever they want to do whatever they

710
00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:37.159
wanted. We just we just hired
them. But they're just gonna be there.

711
00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:39.199
You know, we're not saying anything
specific, we're not giving specific instructions.

712
00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:44.079
It's just all implied. And what
I mean by that is because what

713
00:52:44.199 --> 00:52:47.320
I mean by that is I think
everybody knows and everybody agrees, it doesn't

714
00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:52.880
matter what your political affiliation is,
that the Clinton hit lists is like real.

715
00:52:53.559 --> 00:53:00.480
I think everybody knows that their long
list of people who just happen to

716
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:05.800
have heart attacks and weird things happen
to them where there where, It's it

717
00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:09.679
makes no sense. It's it's as
open as Epstein. I think everybody understands

718
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:14.239
that. So it's like, if
they're able to do this dumb, wacky

719
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:17.760
shit, why can't fucking you know, the American people have a go fund

720
00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:22.800
me and just like, you know, because this person's so fucking crazy,

721
00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:34.239
Hey go America. That's not because
like, hey don't understand how not see?

722
00:53:34.280 --> 00:53:37.719
We don't, But why is it
okay? Why do we allow there

723
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:39.880
to be a Clinton hit list?
Go fund go fund me? Let's say,

724
00:53:39.880 --> 00:53:45.199
all right, just go fund I
rest my kidgine. Can you imagine

725
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:47.039
how would you feel? How would
you feel. How would you feel,

726
00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:51.320
actually, how would you feel if
you woke up one day you're I don't

727
00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:52.960
know, some random you're some random
politician, right you woke When you wake

728
00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:58.480
up one day, your David is
trending and there's a fundraiser to kill you

729
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:04.639
from the American in people and it's
over a billion dollars. It's it's over

730
00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:08.719
a billion dollars. And you're like, it has more individual dollar donations than

731
00:54:08.760 --> 00:54:14.559
there are people in the United States, like buy a buy a lot.

732
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:19.800
So like you start seeing you start
going to start seeing you start seeing politicians

733
00:54:19.960 --> 00:54:23.280
names too. You start seeing serbian
politicians names. You're like, oh no,

734
00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:32.760
everyone everyone gave a dollar. Your
cousin, I bet you're gonna your

735
00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:39.360
dog, your dog cuddles, Bracken
cuddles. I bet you're gonna start voting

736
00:54:39.480 --> 00:54:45.360
in the interest of the American people
after that. I bet that's what you

737
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:50.880
see shadows lurking throughout your house.
There's just looming shadows. There is there

738
00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:53.559
is there is an element of like, they do have so much control,

739
00:54:53.639 --> 00:54:58.440
and they are so and they do
have so much power, and they do

740
00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:01.679
have so much influence in money that
like, unfortunately, there really is no

741
00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:07.719
incentive for them to do. But
what the American what the American people need

742
00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:14.920
them to do outside of genuine fear, it's it's it's it's it's it's fucked

743
00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:16.079
up. It's fucked It shouldn't have
to be that way. People should just

744
00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:20.119
be motivated by just like I don't
know, being a basically decent person.

745
00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:22.679
But I mean, it reminds me
of in Puerto Rico. Like I bring

746
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:25.280
this up all the time because I'm
so proud of it. I love I

747
00:55:25.400 --> 00:55:30.239
love that island for for doing that. But like when the neyor or the

748
00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:32.239
governor of Puerto Rico, whatever the
fuck they call it over there, when

749
00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:37.400
he was like withholding aid or something
from the from the from the island during

750
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:39.639
I think the hurricanes or something,
they wheel they fucking guillotine up to his

751
00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:45.239
office. They wheeled the guillotine up
to his house, and he fled,

752
00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:47.880
he ran away. I think he's
gone. I think he's got. I'm

753
00:55:47.880 --> 00:55:51.119
pretty sure he's got. I don't
know like what the situation is. But

754
00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:55.119
even if he fled and came right
back, I assure you he feels way

755
00:55:55.239 --> 00:56:00.119
differently, you know about like I'm
not saying. And by the way like

756
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:01.880
when and by the way, when
I say all this shit, I'm not

757
00:56:01.920 --> 00:56:06.000
saying like literally like I'm not saying
like, oh fucking going, you know,

758
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:08.920
put these people in a tribute and
throw them into the sun. But

759
00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:15.599
like the understanding that that's possible is
you know, like the like I don't

760
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:17.000
know, man, Like there is
truth to the idea that like they have

761
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:22.920
to know that there they work for
us, you know, and it's why

762
00:56:23.079 --> 00:56:27.760
and I don't know. It's crazy
that they don't guess why. I just

763
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:30.960
would have I don't want to the
people, the January six people, if

764
00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:35.440
they were just for the I wouldn't
have been mad if it was for the

765
00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:38.920
right reasons. Meaning there are so
many good there's so many good reasons.

766
00:56:39.159 --> 00:56:45.079
There's so many there's so many good
reasons to do what what happened on January

767
00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:49.079
sixth, and they chose the worst
reason ever. It's like it's literally the

768
00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:53.679
dumbest, that the shittiest, the
most embarrassing modern American history. Bro it

769
00:56:54.239 --> 00:56:58.920
is super it is super embarrassing.
It's it's embarrassing because like we had a

770
00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:02.000
bunch of people who were angry enough
to take action to go storm to storm

771
00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:06.559
the capital and then what they got
in there and then they just sort of

772
00:57:06.599 --> 00:57:10.599
took selfies and and left. They
got in there for the wrong reason,

773
00:57:12.519 --> 00:57:15.639
went there for the dumb reason.
They attacked. A bunch of people got

774
00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:19.760
hurt from no, like that poor
that poor security guard that was like telling

775
00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:24.239
him stay back, and they looked
like zombies like approaching him. Like that

776
00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:27.840
was so sad. That was like
one of the moment where I'm like,

777
00:57:27.960 --> 00:57:29.840
what do we do? And then
there was that, and then there was

778
00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.320
that dumb woman who fucking crawled over
the security line and in the fucking capital

779
00:57:32.440 --> 00:57:39.039
expecting not to be shot today,
Like that's crazy, Like, yeah,

780
00:57:39.079 --> 00:57:43.800
they fucking killed that woman, and
of course they did. She's crossing the

781
00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:49.639
dude, you're breaking into the capital
when they mob like you're I don't know

782
00:57:49.800 --> 00:57:54.079
what you are going to die?
Yeah, don't. That's that's Darwin ship

783
00:57:54.159 --> 00:57:57.800
though, like it really is.
I'm surprised. I'm surprised it didn't get

784
00:57:57.840 --> 00:58:00.960
worse than it did because, like
you know, like it obviously, yeah,

785
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:02.880
you know why you'd assume the fact
that they didn't call the swats,

786
00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:08.800
like the fact that like the nothing
happened that like that, well they are

787
00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:12.559
swat officers there, I'm pretty sure, like by defy, but like,

788
00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:15.639
dude, that's a coup. That's
literally a coup. Like if they had

789
00:58:15.920 --> 00:58:21.840
those those people had more gumption,
that could have been a full fledged Yeah,

790
00:58:21.880 --> 00:58:24.440
there was there was enough people that
didn't so like for example, the

791
00:58:24.480 --> 00:58:31.119
Proud Boys had actually had gun cases
stashed around, so they were ready to

792
00:58:31.360 --> 00:58:36.360
do something. If they saw that
it was going in the direction that they

793
00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:39.199
wanted to go, they would be
like, all right now bringing the reinforcements

794
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:44.159
were actually doing this. There were
people that came with zip ties, you

795
00:58:44.280 --> 00:58:49.519
know, certain there were some people
who were dead serious. There was a

796
00:58:49.559 --> 00:58:52.840
lot of people that were just you
know, your yokels that were just we're

797
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:57.000
doing something, and you know,
like the that baked Alaska guy, like

798
00:58:57.079 --> 00:59:00.119
he's obviously he's not a revolutionary guy. He's just there to just be stupid.

799
00:59:01.079 --> 00:59:05.239
So it was a mixed bag that
had no direction. But one thing

800
00:59:05.360 --> 00:59:10.920
is clear from reading the indictments,
it is apparent Trump said himself he aware

801
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:15.840
that the election was not stolen,
but he's just gonna say it, and

802
00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:22.360
he's going to will into existence him
winning at all costs, even though he

803
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:27.039
knew that he lost and so that's
the biggest thing that these people don't understand,

804
00:59:27.079 --> 00:59:29.199
and they still don't believe it now, and I'm like, God,

805
00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:34.360
damn, I wish you guys were
just angry like us for the right reasons

806
00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:37.519
and then go crazy. We'll cheer
you on, man, Go fucking go

807
00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:42.320
crazy, Go slap some politicians up
and shit, and be like, stop

808
00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:46.599
fucking hiking up everything, stop fucking
letting the lobbyists fucking suck you. You

809
00:59:46.679 --> 00:59:52.320
know what I'm saying. It's just
but you understand, you understand that it's

810
00:59:52.920 --> 01:00:00.480
things are it's it's crazy, it's
misused danger, it's completely ah man,

811
01:00:00.719 --> 01:00:06.199
so depressing. Anyway, let's move
on to some fucking questions. Huh,

812
01:00:06.519 --> 01:00:12.280
let's fucking do it? Uh Uh. Dicicado Succacado wrote it. He says,

813
01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:14.840
high, there a long time listener. First, I've subscriber here since

814
01:00:14.880 --> 01:00:17.440
there's a bunch of hilarious snark Tank
animated videos out there. Are there any

815
01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:21.960
classics snark Tank moments you guys wish
were animated but haven't been touched yet?

816
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:25.920
Dude, I'm sure what pisses me
off is that I know I have a

817
01:00:25.960 --> 01:00:30.039
bunch of answers to this but I
can't. I don't know. We've done

818
01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:37.599
so many of these and we've recorded
fresh. Definitely the fucking there's something that

819
01:00:37.679 --> 01:00:40.840
I I mean, maybe I shouldn't
see this. Oh let me let me

820
01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:45.559
say the other ones. So the
pee wee Herman shit, I would like

821
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:47.920
to see Pete with Herman in the
theater and then like you know, hitting

822
01:00:47.960 --> 01:00:52.400
somebody in the head, fucking tripping
up the cops and like all that whole

823
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:58.039
scenario was I picture in my head
and just seems so fun. And I

824
01:00:58.079 --> 01:01:04.119
want to see the baby's getting slapped
in the that competition, those babies inside

825
01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:07.320
of the fucking nursery and then they're
getting in and I'm too strong to be

826
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:10.840
stopped. And that's fucking hilarious,
Like animated babies being slapped. That's the

827
01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:15.920
only way it works. It's the
only way you can see that. It's

828
01:01:15.079 --> 01:01:19.760
way too many moments, like it's
it's a lot, man, there's there's

829
01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:24.400
there's too many smiling uncle feel smiling
underwater. Oh yeah, that that that

830
01:01:24.920 --> 01:01:30.079
that entire extra ammo is is that
that entire extra ammo when we rewrote Independence

831
01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:35.639
Day could be like like if that
was animated, even even just storyboarded in

832
01:01:35.719 --> 01:01:37.800
like a really simplistic way. I
would I would Yeah, I would be

833
01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:42.480
so happy to see something like that. But we talked about releasing that one

834
01:01:42.599 --> 01:01:45.719
as a sample free uh for should
we still do that? I kind of

835
01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:50.440
forgot about. Yeah, yeah,
like that's right, Yeah I should do

836
01:01:50.519 --> 01:01:52.119
the sample. Hey, guys,
we should absolutely do that. That's a

837
01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:57.880
good idea. Yeah, okay,
absolutely, Yeah, we just throw that

838
01:01:58.000 --> 01:02:01.519
in some random day of the week, figure that out. That's yeah,

839
01:02:01.559 --> 01:02:04.880
that's that's a good idea. That
because that's that was a great extra.

840
01:02:04.920 --> 01:02:08.119
Amo. Man, that was just
so fucking good. Uh. I don't

841
01:02:08.119 --> 01:02:10.440
know, there's there's probably a million, dude, there, there are things

842
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:15.440
that I I I'm gonna try.
I want to kind of try and get

843
01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:22.079
into that. I don't really listen
to podcasts really ever, but I thought

844
01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:24.039
recently where it's like, man,
we've done so many of these now that

845
01:02:24.400 --> 01:02:30.679
I feel like I want to start
almost listening to the first few episodes of

846
01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:32.920
what we did here, like the
first like the episode five and onward,

847
01:02:34.760 --> 01:02:38.639
just to see like how different it
is. I want, like I want

848
01:02:38.639 --> 01:02:43.360
to see like what's changed. And
also just too because there's so many ships,

849
01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:45.360
there's so much things that there's so
many things that we talked about and

850
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:47.239
so many things that happened, and
so many like improvise sections that I'm sure

851
01:02:47.320 --> 01:02:52.280
we're fucking hilarious that we don't remember
now because it's been so long, definitely,

852
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:55.639
and it's it's it's pretty crazy.
I was listening to like one of

853
01:02:55.679 --> 01:03:00.159
the early episodes yesterday and I was
like, it's crazy because it's like I'm

854
01:03:00.199 --> 01:03:04.000
listening. It's like I'm listening to
it to a pie, to something I've

855
01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:09.360
never heard before because it's so distant. Yeah, it's nuts, but it

856
01:03:09.519 --> 01:03:15.039
is nuts anyway. Yeah, what
would you guys do if if nothing?

857
01:03:15.119 --> 01:03:19.079
Forget it? No, I gotta
hear this, So, like do you

858
01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:22.159
remember, Like so we did most
of the podcast during the time of COVID,

859
01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:23.639
during the era of us being locked
down, Right, how would you

860
01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:27.519
guys feel if we had to do
that again? Like what if COVID happened

861
01:03:27.559 --> 01:03:36.360
again and went through another period of
like another like extreme lockdown this time?

862
01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:38.320
Probably I would be really fucked up, because I mean, dang, I'm

863
01:03:38.320 --> 01:03:44.079
gonna hit thirty and embargoed again.
Because for me, the problem is that

864
01:03:44.159 --> 01:03:47.400
I feel like I didn't get a
chance to spend my twenty seventh and twenty

865
01:03:47.440 --> 01:03:52.360
eighth year of my life having excuse
me, having fun that just didn't do

866
01:03:52.440 --> 01:03:54.159
anything in those two years. It's
like, well, I mean, it's

867
01:03:54.159 --> 01:03:59.039
such a small fucking time in your
life, man Like, it's true,

868
01:03:59.079 --> 01:04:01.320
but it's such a it's such a
recent time. That's what it makes me

869
01:04:01.400 --> 01:04:05.000
bothers me like it's very small and
I'm in years years past. I'll be

870
01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:09.239
like whatever, but it was such
a recent time. I see it was

871
01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:13.119
annoying, And of course it was. It was definitely annoying. I just

872
01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:18.400
I guess I reflect on time quite
a bit, and I think about it's

873
01:04:18.480 --> 01:04:21.119
kind of like when people are age
even say things like, oh, I'm

874
01:04:21.519 --> 01:04:26.159
kind of afraid to be an old
person because you see how decrepit old people

875
01:04:26.199 --> 01:04:28.800
are. And I say, I
don't think old people if today, are

876
01:04:28.840 --> 01:04:30.639
going to exist by the time we're
old, I think these are the last

877
01:04:30.719 --> 01:04:34.400
I think, this is this is
it. We're gonna be way more advanced,

878
01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:38.320
medicine is gonna be infinitely better.
I think the only way we'll look

879
01:04:38.360 --> 01:04:40.400
like that is if we're probably a
hundred and fifty years old or something.

880
01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:45.360
And so I tell people to look
at things in that perspective of time.

881
01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:49.199
It's just like say COVID, where
it's like the lockdown was whack as shit

882
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:51.800
in those years, but at the
same time, like there's such a tiny

883
01:04:51.880 --> 01:04:56.119
fraction of our lives that who gives
a shit at the end of the day.

884
01:04:56.119 --> 01:04:59.039
I'm like, I'm moving forward.
Of course in the present, if

885
01:04:59.079 --> 01:05:01.760
it happened again, I'll be damn
it, right, But like I'm personally,

886
01:05:01.800 --> 01:05:08.079
I'm already over. Like there's people
who have fucking PTSD from from the

887
01:05:08.239 --> 01:05:11.280
fucking from the mask and all that
ship, and I'm just like, yo,

888
01:05:11.760 --> 01:05:14.639
so funny. I was like,
dude, you there's nurses, there

889
01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:17.880
are people in the medical field that
wear this shit every fucking day. What

890
01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:21.000
is wrong with you? That is, I will say, that is something

891
01:05:21.039 --> 01:05:25.159
that I kind of wish we took
wet those dirty masks, the stupid I

892
01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:28.599
feel I do. I do wish
I do wish we I do wish we

893
01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:31.039
learned something from that in some way
where it's like because I I don't know,

894
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:33.880
man, masks, I don't know
that they're they're not fun, but

895
01:05:34.039 --> 01:05:39.079
like I mean, especially when people
are sick, I did I do like

896
01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:42.800
that that's like a thing in what
is a Japanese culture or like maybe Asian

897
01:05:42.840 --> 01:05:45.599
culture more broadly, where like if
somebody's sick, they will wear a mask

898
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:50.679
just because like out of out of
just basic you know, consideration. And

899
01:05:50.760 --> 01:05:55.039
I have masks uh still in my
I don't really wear them really, but

900
01:05:55.119 --> 01:05:58.480
like if I kept him for that
purpose, because I remember specifically feeling like

901
01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:00.599
that's a lesson I do want kind
of taken from this. It's like,

902
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:03.440
if you're gonna go out and you're
gonna be sick, at least like be

903
01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:05.920
consider it. Sorry, do you
have a bunch of masks still? Even

904
01:06:05.960 --> 01:06:09.239
if I don't, I mean,
it's it's great because it does two things.

905
01:06:09.719 --> 01:06:14.119
It does. It does mitigate the
spittle that you're because everybody you spit

906
01:06:14.199 --> 01:06:16.559
when you talk, so even if
you don't notice it, so it mitigates

907
01:06:16.639 --> 01:06:20.760
the spittle which transfers fucking viruses and
Germans blah blah blah. And also just

908
01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:25.239
the visual people know, so they'll
know to keep distance from You're like,

909
01:06:25.239 --> 01:06:28.559
oh, that guy's probably sick,
so you kind of stay away then just

910
01:06:28.639 --> 01:06:31.880
being right extra person you don't fucking
know. It is such a courteous thing

911
01:06:31.960 --> 01:06:34.719
to do. Nah, dude,
we're Americans, but we don't want to

912
01:06:34.719 --> 01:06:40.880
send courteousy Yeah, is that curteous? You see? Can't even came courteously,

913
01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:44.679
that's ever courteous. Dude. We're
dumb, we're domin we're rude.

914
01:06:44.679 --> 01:06:46.719
Who we think that everything that we're
told to do is an approachment on our

915
01:06:46.760 --> 01:06:49.480
freedom. But it's like, dude, what's freedom when you use it to

916
01:06:49.519 --> 01:06:55.159
destroy yourself? Huge, huge,
huge philosophical conundrum right there that people talk

917
01:06:55.159 --> 01:06:57.239
about a lot, but it's like
it's true, Like what is the point

918
01:06:57.280 --> 01:07:00.239
of having to do what you want
where you're just gonna kill yourself for the

919
01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:02.679
Yeah? Yeah, I just want
These people were so mad about that where

920
01:07:02.679 --> 01:07:05.559
it's like, okay, the stores, every story go to. You know,

921
01:07:05.639 --> 01:07:10.760
you might be a person that likes
to live your life without putting your

922
01:07:10.880 --> 01:07:14.039
shirt on. You love going out
there, but then there's establishments that you

923
01:07:14.119 --> 01:07:15.079
have to have a shirt on.
They're not gonna let you just walk in

924
01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:17.880
without shoes, no shirt, no
service, no service. Like people they

925
01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:23.039
understand this and they don't give a
flying fuck. Sois I just want to

926
01:07:23.440 --> 01:07:25.559
yah? See, you can come
with you can be like Donald Duck,

927
01:07:25.679 --> 01:07:28.800
dude, you get Donald ducking it, Bro, winning to pulling it.

928
01:07:28.880 --> 01:07:31.920
Bro, I hear pulling it.
Bro, my whole bottom tell me in

929
01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:39.119
my dick out, Bro, put
your dick away, Walter. But the

930
01:07:39.239 --> 01:07:42.320
idea somebody walking outside, but a
nice pair of shoes on, Like they

931
01:07:42.360 --> 01:07:44.719
got a pair of like black shoes, the sots, you know, like

932
01:07:44.800 --> 01:07:46.559
the church shoes. Yea, and
they got a nice button up and then

933
01:07:46.880 --> 01:07:51.480
dick is out. It's crazy,
Bro, no pants, he's got a

934
01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:56.039
blaze wrong with no pit. His
whole dick is in a wind. Bro.

935
01:07:56.480 --> 01:08:00.559
That's awesome. I'm like, what
do you do it? Come on,

936
01:08:00.760 --> 01:08:04.599
Walter, I'm not gonna have sex
right now, Walter. I'm not

937
01:08:04.639 --> 01:08:11.519
gonna Walter. I'm not gonna give
you a Cleveland steam of Walter. I'm

938
01:08:11.519 --> 01:08:15.000
gonna give you a blumpkin. I'm
not gonna give you a blumpkin. Walter,

939
01:08:15.400 --> 01:08:21.880
not gonna give me what is a
bumpkin? Again? That's Walter.

940
01:08:23.119 --> 01:08:26.399
That's when you give the blow job. By you're taking a shit, you

941
01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:30.560
get the blow planet. Bro.
Yeah, someone's gonna love you to suck

942
01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:34.079
your dick while you're shitting. Someone's
love you. Why would you want that?

943
01:08:34.199 --> 01:08:43.119
That's so awkward, dude, it's
release. It's pure release. That's

944
01:08:43.960 --> 01:08:45.560
even you know what. I quit
that, I quit the show. I

945
01:08:47.960 --> 01:08:51.720
can't hear that again. I can't
hear something like that again. Okay,

946
01:08:51.760 --> 01:08:58.279
we're taking casting for Chris Wait,
which was the next episode is critical instead

947
01:08:58.279 --> 01:09:02.680
of you you just it's critical,
we call it critical. He just becomes

948
01:09:03.640 --> 01:09:10.079
that's insane. He was going on, welcome to the Starting podcast, as

949
01:09:10.199 --> 01:09:14.319
as as a phoenix, as a
phoenix does that every every every so often.

950
01:09:14.399 --> 01:09:17.399
I've risen from Nash's and now I'm
here to work with these new guys.

951
01:09:17.479 --> 01:09:28.159
I don't know. So they're black, that's about it with black people.

952
01:09:28.640 --> 01:09:31.439
These are the first black people I've
ever spoken to directly. In fact,

953
01:09:31.560 --> 01:09:33.840
you know, I'm spoken to Sneako, but I won't know what the

954
01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:38.720
fun that nigga is. I don't
know what that back and forth, That

955
01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:41.479
back and forth with him and Sneak, I was so fucking funny, Like

956
01:09:41.680 --> 01:09:44.800
when when they were talking about like
the clips, yeah, in the in

957
01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:48.199
the gun that's so so good.
It was so funny because like Sneako was

958
01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:51.680
just like saying, such stupid ship
and Charlie just made fun of him for

959
01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:56.199
just being stupid or he was like, here, here, here, these

960
01:09:56.239 --> 01:09:59.720
are mags. You're dumb. You're
dumb. You're dumb, You're dumb.

961
01:10:00.279 --> 01:10:01.920
It tries tries a guy like I
like trying. You're not gonna believe.

962
01:10:02.199 --> 01:10:08.960
You're not gonna believe that Sneaky actually
wanted me to fuck his girlfriend. I

963
01:10:09.000 --> 01:10:17.199
don't understand this, you guys just
see, like, stop sucking stinkers girlfriend

964
01:10:17.359 --> 01:10:25.720
critical fucking I can't even imagine,
imagine are the words that would not be

965
01:10:25.840 --> 01:10:29.840
able, that would it would never, it would never fucking they would imagining

966
01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:34.239
imagining fucking Mike Rman Trout from fucking
breaking bad even mentually, Like I've been

967
01:10:34.279 --> 01:10:43.039
watching I've been watching Sniper Fall Day. Yeah, I'm sorry, I forgot,

968
01:10:43.479 --> 01:10:48.920
I forgot, I forgot my agreed
and you're Avarice. You couldn't leave

969
01:10:49.039 --> 01:10:59.479
Sniper will Folade. I can't the
original E girl, No, I's just

970
01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:02.479
like only one. She's an early
one for sure, but like I wouldn't

971
01:11:02.520 --> 01:11:05.279
say like the originals. She's like
maybe like the egos before her, but

972
01:11:05.399 --> 01:11:10.479
she's like one of the Wolf was
like twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen something like

973
01:11:10.520 --> 01:11:14.880
that. Dude, she's like twenty
twelve. Man is the SS a maybe

974
01:11:15.119 --> 01:11:18.600
a racist reference. I don't know. Stop is that? Did we miss

975
01:11:18.640 --> 01:11:26.960
that? Did we miss its?
Racist? Are you a? Are you

976
01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:38.159
that makes you snip a wolf for
you? I'm sorry, Walter. I've

977
01:11:38.199 --> 01:11:43.640
been watching this feud between Jack's films
and Sniper Wolf and it's really imitating.

978
01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:49.640
Oh my god. I've been meaning
to fucking h Jack about doing the doing

979
01:11:49.760 --> 01:11:55.000
something because yeah, Yetta, now
the time, I haven't seen him in

980
01:11:55.000 --> 01:11:56.760
a while. I gotta hang out
with Jack and yeah, we gotta,

981
01:11:56.880 --> 01:11:58.840
we gotta, we gotta hit him
up. I'm always like, just so

982
01:11:59.039 --> 01:12:01.479
fucking don't well, I'm not gonna
be able to see nobody for a while

983
01:12:01.720 --> 01:12:03.760
because I'm gonna be star fielding it
up for a while. And I know

984
01:12:03.800 --> 01:12:08.920
it's I know it's just gonna consume
the next week to have fun. And

985
01:12:09.359 --> 01:12:11.039
my parents are gonna be here.
I want to, I do want to

986
01:12:11.039 --> 01:12:15.399
get everybody together. Well, my
parents are here for something like at dinner.

987
01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:19.479
Uh okay, all right, let's
move on. Let's go n DC

988
01:12:19.840 --> 01:12:25.199
thirteen. Hey losers, first time
pretroon subscriber. Been listening to you guys

989
01:12:25.479 --> 01:12:28.560
since you got on the internet.
Basically, here's a stupid uh, here's

990
01:12:28.600 --> 01:12:30.359
a stupid question. Has there ever
been a time where one of you got

991
01:12:30.439 --> 01:12:34.119
into a petty deep argument with each
other to the point where you really weren't

992
01:12:34.119 --> 01:12:38.079
sure if you could come back from
it, and didn't want to be butt

993
01:12:38.119 --> 01:12:40.800
buddies anymore. Choose something besides stupid
shits, Sweeney says, we all know

994
01:12:40.840 --> 01:12:44.319
it's his fault. Uh. I
don't know if this has ever happened.

995
01:12:45.039 --> 01:12:48.920
There's never There's never been something that
me and Chris have argued about that's been

996
01:12:49.279 --> 01:12:54.840
that has not ended in laughter.
Even like we get the most skeeded at

997
01:12:54.880 --> 01:12:58.560
each other, it's always ended in
laughter. The most heated arguments that we

998
01:12:58.680 --> 01:13:01.199
usually get into are like the least
interesting, not at least interesting, but

999
01:13:01.399 --> 01:13:05.520
like the least important things like if
we're talking about something serious, it's almost

1000
01:13:05.680 --> 01:13:10.159
never an a heated argument. If
ever, like, I don't think it's

1001
01:13:10.159 --> 01:13:13.439
ever been a heated argument. I
think the funniest thing. The funniest things

1002
01:13:13.479 --> 01:13:15.319
are, though, the arguments that
we have that are not on camera.

1003
01:13:16.119 --> 01:13:23.319
The ship that said in those arguments
are unbelievable, like the things like our

1004
01:13:23.359 --> 01:13:31.960
feet, like the white N word, bro, that's not an arsation,

1005
01:13:32.079 --> 01:13:36.760
that's not an argument argument, but
it was a serious conversation that like Lily

1006
01:13:36.880 --> 01:13:43.119
was listening in on it. She
was so mesmerized at like the fact that

1007
01:13:43.199 --> 01:13:50.119
we gave such a stupid creation like
lore, like like that's what we've We've

1008
01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:53.920
built so much fucking lore at a
dumb shit. But that those aren't argument.

1009
01:13:53.960 --> 01:13:58.720
Those that's just us actually they just
intending to improv something stupid into existence

1010
01:13:58.720 --> 01:14:01.760
and then coming and running away with
it. An actual argument, like like

1011
01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:05.880
a genuine argument is that we are
getting into is never really heated, but

1012
01:14:06.000 --> 01:14:10.479
like the heated ones are usually the
ones that are just the most entertaining.

1013
01:14:10.560 --> 01:14:15.520
Like it's literally like the circus tent
argument that that we had ages ago,

1014
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:19.520
that was not like a serious like
it wasn't a joke, Like we weren't

1015
01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:24.000
not arguing. We were genuinely arguing, but it's not it wasn't serious,

1016
01:14:24.039 --> 01:14:26.439
but we were getting so fucking angry. And there was another one we were

1017
01:14:26.520 --> 01:14:30.319
talking about because somebody was Thankfully,
these are the only ones I remember because

1018
01:14:30.359 --> 01:14:35.199
people happened to record them because they
understood that history was happening. The fucking

1019
01:14:35.439 --> 01:14:39.560
do you remember the argument that we
had about Omni Man and the Hulk,

1020
01:14:40.479 --> 01:14:45.439
Yes, that's I have that on
on my TikTok because someone a friend of

1021
01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:47.359
ours, was recording it on her
on her like really shitty phone, so

1022
01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:53.760
it's it's really horrible quality, but
it's it's that phone. That phone was.

1023
01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:57.800
That phone was slightly better than a
pub butter. Dude, it was

1024
01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:04.640
I that was a Fisher Price walkie
talkie that had a motorial eraser stapled onto

1025
01:15:04.680 --> 01:15:08.159
it. That was not a real
phone. I have no idea how that

1026
01:15:08.239 --> 01:15:12.600
worked at all. I think the
funniest one was the North conversation we had

1027
01:15:13.199 --> 01:15:15.760
because the North Conversation, in the
middle of the conversation, I realized that

1028
01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:20.239
was wrong and you can see the
pain on my face when I realized it.

1029
01:15:20.760 --> 01:15:24.720
I was like, that was a
video streaming. That was streaming,

1030
01:15:24.840 --> 01:15:27.760
right. I think that was that
was in our house. That was in

1031
01:15:27.800 --> 01:15:30.680
our house one time. It was
me, you and Jalen arguing about it,

1032
01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:32.279
and then in the middle of the
country, I was just like,

1033
01:15:32.720 --> 01:15:40.159
I feel like, I feel like
this video of that same and this video

1034
01:15:40.159 --> 01:15:42.640
of that for sure, it's probably
like in one of my videos from like

1035
01:15:42.680 --> 01:15:45.560
ages ago, Like I probably it
was probably just some random insert or like

1036
01:15:45.680 --> 01:15:47.920
at the end, because I would
always just throw our fucking Shenanigans in at

1037
01:15:47.920 --> 01:15:51.279
the end of videos to just fucking
because I had so much of it.

1038
01:15:53.039 --> 01:15:56.680
I remember that conversation because I remember
realizing it was wrong. I remember my

1039
01:15:56.840 --> 01:16:00.880
brain realizing how that north became south
eventually, and I was just like,

1040
01:16:01.279 --> 01:16:05.279
yeah, So the conversation. So
the conversation, so the conversation for people

1041
01:16:05.319 --> 01:16:09.359
who who aren't familiar with it.
We were having an argument. And so

1042
01:16:09.399 --> 01:16:14.479
whether or not you could you could
walk north forever, and you know you

1043
01:16:14.640 --> 01:16:17.439
can't. You can only go as
north until you can only go north until

1044
01:16:17.439 --> 01:16:19.319
you hit the north pole, and
then you're no longer going north. You're

1045
01:16:19.319 --> 01:16:23.600
going south. And that was kind
of the arm that was north, but

1046
01:16:23.680 --> 01:16:26.239
you're no longer heading north. Yeah, you're no longer heading north, so

1047
01:16:26.279 --> 01:16:30.960
you can't you so technically you cannot
go north forever. And even though degrees

1048
01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:33.920
you start going south. Yeah,
you can go east and west forever because

1049
01:16:33.960 --> 01:16:36.439
there's no east and west pole,
but that's not how north and south works.

1050
01:16:36.479 --> 01:16:39.880
And that was that was the argument. And then there's a moment in

1051
01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:42.680
there where it's like you really like
you're like, damn, you're right,

1052
01:16:43.159 --> 01:16:45.399
and I know I know it because
I know the exact framing of it.

1053
01:16:45.560 --> 01:16:48.079
I know exactly the way the camera
moves. That's definitely in a video.

1054
01:16:48.079 --> 01:16:51.479
I gotta find it. But the
moment it funny because I put my head

1055
01:16:51.520 --> 01:16:57.399
down. Yeah. Yeah, it
definitely wasn't a stream. It definitely wasn't

1056
01:16:57.399 --> 01:17:00.239
a stream though, because I was
I remember like manual, like manually zooming

1057
01:17:00.279 --> 01:17:04.760
in and but not. Derek's not
an argumentative person at all. Like I

1058
01:17:04.800 --> 01:17:13.000
don't think Derek really argues. I
only like it has to. It's usually

1059
01:17:13.039 --> 01:17:18.000
when somebody else when I can sense
when somebody else they have to be right

1060
01:17:18.880 --> 01:17:23.319
when because usually I just don't give
a shit, I'm like whatever. But

1061
01:17:23.399 --> 01:17:28.039
then there's sometimes I feel somebody they
just won't let something go, and then

1062
01:17:28.079 --> 01:17:32.800
I kind of then I kind of
get agrod where my brother is my brother,

1063
01:17:33.000 --> 01:17:36.199
my brother is one of those people
like Joejoe she experienced it when she

1064
01:17:36.279 --> 01:17:41.840
met him that we were talking about
something like the fucking the Tail Tale walking

1065
01:17:41.920 --> 01:17:46.760
Dead, and it's somehow turned into
an argument about a semantical fucking bullshit about

1066
01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:51.199
the word the usage of the word
normal, where it's like it's like,

1067
01:17:51.319 --> 01:17:56.000
oh, there, saying something's normal
implies that other people are ab and I

1068
01:17:56.079 --> 01:18:00.159
was like, in a situation,
you know what I'm saying. I am

1069
01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:03.479
not saying other people are abnormal.
There's just you know what I'm saying,

1070
01:18:03.680 --> 01:18:08.760
stop acting like a psychopath. I've
had YO, that's so funny that you

1071
01:18:08.760 --> 01:18:11.479
say that, because I've had that
exact argument with someone I remember. I

1072
01:18:11.520 --> 01:18:13.960
don't remember who the fuck I was
having with, but I remember saying specifically

1073
01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:15.439
saying like, no, it's not
like a negative connotation. It's just literally

1074
01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:19.840
like decipher It's just literally a statement
of like what's norm? Like what is

1075
01:18:19.920 --> 01:18:23.319
the Norman? What isn't that's not
the norm. It doesn't mean it's like

1076
01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:26.279
a negative connotation, and not saying
it's like oh it's evil or something.

1077
01:18:26.520 --> 01:18:29.720
It's just not the normal. I
remember there was one time in our house.

1078
01:18:29.720 --> 01:18:30.920
I don't know if Chris remembers.
I'm not going to reveal the people

1079
01:18:30.960 --> 01:18:34.920
that were there, but I said
something about a particular group of people having

1080
01:18:35.000 --> 01:18:42.039
an abnormal appearance, and the way
everyone in the house looked at me was

1081
01:18:42.199 --> 01:18:45.079
like I was the most terrible person. But it was simply it was not

1082
01:18:45.319 --> 01:18:50.119
derogatory at all. It was like
they have the most particular, particular features,

1083
01:18:50.600 --> 01:18:54.119
and everyone made it seem like I
was crazy because it was like,

1084
01:18:54.239 --> 01:18:58.640
nah, he's literally right. But
everyone was just like you're the worst.

1085
01:18:58.680 --> 01:19:02.600
And I was like, no,
what he supposed to say? What he

1086
01:19:02.640 --> 01:19:06.159
supposed to say? Like a simple
assessment. What's wrong with that assessment?

1087
01:19:06.199 --> 01:19:12.359
I feel like you're saying people people
are possible. Everybody thought I was the

1088
01:19:12.560 --> 01:19:15.880
devil. It was that was full
of people though granted it was full of

1089
01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:18.560
people. And I said it and
I wasn't had no ill intention. Did

1090
01:19:18.600 --> 01:19:21.079
you have you negative look on your
face? Was there a stake on?

1091
01:19:21.159 --> 01:19:26.319
It matters a lot? And I
think people forget because people get so offendis

1092
01:19:26.359 --> 01:19:29.880
we easily they forget contexts, you
know, And I'm just pep people are

1093
01:19:29.920 --> 01:19:32.960
just to be offensive. It was
a simple assessment. People are just weird

1094
01:19:33.000 --> 01:19:38.039
about like just assessments of just reality
around them, if it's not placed in

1095
01:19:38.159 --> 01:19:41.880
like or if it's not put in
like like dude. Like I remember specifically

1096
01:19:43.880 --> 01:19:47.760
seeing someone give somebody ship because they
said like oh that oh this person has

1097
01:19:47.920 --> 01:19:50.920
has a black nose or whatever.
And it wasn't like a negative. It

1098
01:19:51.000 --> 01:19:55.800
was literally just like a statement of
fact. Everybody was like beating it beaten

1099
01:19:55.880 --> 01:19:57.520
up behind it. I was like, dude, it's not like it's it's

1100
01:19:57.560 --> 01:20:00.800
just that's just it's true. Like
what do you like that? I mean,

1101
01:20:01.359 --> 01:20:04.800
we're not say that the way you
can say that. No. No,

1102
01:20:04.880 --> 01:20:10.039
But the conversation literally was stemming around
like features that they had, Like

1103
01:20:10.119 --> 01:20:13.319
it was literally like the context of
the conversation was literally like yeah, you

1104
01:20:13.399 --> 01:20:16.159
know I got I got my cheekbones
from my from my native American fucking you

1105
01:20:16.239 --> 01:20:18.520
know grandfather or whatever, you know
what I mean, Like literally like that

1106
01:20:18.640 --> 01:20:21.119
was the topic of the conversation.
It was like you have a black nose.

1107
01:20:21.439 --> 01:20:24.880
It got like weird, and it
was just like what the why It's

1108
01:20:24.880 --> 01:20:28.600
because it's just a statement of I
think context is important, right, Like

1109
01:20:28.720 --> 01:20:32.760
for instance, like people are like
whenever I whenever or afraid to say like

1110
01:20:32.920 --> 01:20:36.520
slurs. Right for me, when
when you're reading a slur, like when

1111
01:20:36.520 --> 01:20:41.600
there's something ran like if it's like
a book, a historical historical literature,

1112
01:20:42.079 --> 01:20:45.439
I think those words need to be
said. So I think historically those words

1113
01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:48.479
had different meanings back in the day, and we have to understand what they

1114
01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:53.000
meant then and if they are bad
or not. But people get really offended

1115
01:20:53.039 --> 01:20:54.720
by that, and I'm like,
why are you so offended? But that

1116
01:20:54.760 --> 01:20:58.640
word is in there for a reason. Yeah, just saying that because you

1117
01:20:58.680 --> 01:21:01.479
have to remember what that word used
to mean. But remember what that word

1118
01:21:01.560 --> 01:21:05.800
medians, and never let it become
what it was. But people, it's

1119
01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:09.079
so weird. No, it's not
even about that. It's not even about

1120
01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:14.079
slurt. Like people get weirdly,
people get weird about just basic descriptive factors

1121
01:21:14.319 --> 01:21:15.279
like oh, this kid is black. It's like, what do you mean?

1122
01:21:15.359 --> 01:21:19.279
But it's like, he's black,
that's black. There are there are,

1123
01:21:19.479 --> 01:21:23.399
there are people who are There are
absolutely white people who are afraid to

1124
01:21:23.439 --> 01:21:26.760
describe black people as black. I've
seen it. It's the weirdest. It's

1125
01:21:26.800 --> 01:21:30.439
the weirdest. It is the strangest
fucking because like they'll say people of color,

1126
01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:32.199
which to me is like so much. I don't know, man,

1127
01:21:32.399 --> 01:21:35.119
it's weird, weird. I don't
like, I don't like to say that

1128
01:21:35.359 --> 01:21:40.600
descriptive. It's descriptive, and it's
I feel like it's less, it's less,

1129
01:21:40.960 --> 01:21:44.239
it's less descriptive, and like to
me, it's like I'm not I'm

1130
01:21:44.279 --> 01:21:46.680
not saying it's like one hundred percent
to humanizing, but it is like there

1131
01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:53.000
is like a like a like a
like a like a robotification of humanity.

1132
01:21:53.000 --> 01:21:56.239
It's like a distilling of humanity when
when you say people like, to me,

1133
01:21:56.319 --> 01:21:59.600
it's weird, just say they're they're
black, they're Asian, they're fucking

1134
01:21:59.880 --> 01:22:02.760
like. They say who they are. If you bizarre, if you if

1135
01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:06.800
there's no reason to say what they
are. I do feel like sometimes this

1136
01:22:06.800 --> 01:22:12.520
is a little bit weird, but
it's literally no. But it's literally it's

1137
01:22:12.680 --> 01:22:16.880
talking when people are describing yes,
and I'm just saying outside of that.

1138
01:22:17.079 --> 01:22:20.840
The only time that I've felt that
it's weird is when I see people do

1139
01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:25.520
that, when they're just saying,
like I ran into this black guy and

1140
01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:28.840
it has nothing to do with the
story. Where what I mean is because

1141
01:22:28.920 --> 01:22:31.159
I usually without even thinking about it, I'm not thinking about I should avoid

1142
01:22:31.239 --> 01:22:34.239
saying the race. I just say
or I ran too this dude, or

1143
01:22:34.319 --> 01:22:38.600
this dude was crazy, and like
I'm not even thinking about like, oh

1144
01:22:38.680 --> 01:22:42.239
he's black or he's I'm not.
That's not my default. But I notice

1145
01:22:42.239 --> 01:22:45.640
some people do that where they're like
they always they always put that, and

1146
01:22:45.720 --> 01:22:47.720
I'm like, it's a little that's
interesting that they do that like, it's

1147
01:22:47.760 --> 01:22:53.319
just a little it's an observation that
I've noticed some people because people some people

1148
01:22:53.399 --> 01:22:56.600
don't notice, and it might not
be insidious. There might be some people

1149
01:22:56.680 --> 01:23:00.479
just do notice those things first,
but just strange. It's why. That's

1150
01:23:00.479 --> 01:23:03.560
the whole Thing's like why like why
why? Oh man? Yeah, I

1151
01:23:03.640 --> 01:23:09.119
don't know, It's just it's weird. Anyway, let's move on. Uh

1152
01:23:10.239 --> 01:23:12.640
yeah, so we don't. We
don't. We haven't gotten into arguments.

1153
01:23:12.680 --> 01:23:19.520
I don't think, not really,
this is this is one. I don't

1154
01:23:19.560 --> 01:23:24.239
think so this is one. I
don't think we'll have an answer for this

1155
01:23:24.319 --> 01:23:27.920
because it's like very it's very specific, but I do want to read anyway.

1156
01:23:27.960 --> 01:23:30.279
Papa Jesus wrote, and he says, hey, there are my beautiful

1157
01:23:30.279 --> 01:23:32.039
baby boys. I know this podcast
is mostly jokes and bullshit, but have

1158
01:23:32.199 --> 01:23:35.920
any of you or your co host
ever said anything profound that really stuck with

1159
01:23:36.000 --> 01:23:40.880
you personally? Sweeneys talk about how
dangerous half knowledge can be really resonated with

1160
01:23:40.960 --> 01:23:43.880
me, especially given how out of
control conspiracy theories have gotten these days.

1161
01:23:44.199 --> 01:23:46.680
Peace. Thank you, Papa Jesus. I'm sure this has happened at some

1162
01:23:46.760 --> 01:23:51.159
point, but there's no way that
I can pinpoint. Yeah, since on

1163
01:23:51.279 --> 01:23:55.319
one time it made me think like
well, after the podcast and I was

1164
01:23:55.399 --> 01:23:58.239
like, what the fuck? And
then I remembered it was Derek s I

1165
01:23:58.359 --> 01:24:01.359
made myself not respect it like purpose, I was like, what is this

1166
01:24:01.680 --> 01:24:04.640
the fuck am I doing? Am
I doing? Taking a life lesson from

1167
01:24:04.680 --> 01:24:13.439
Derek? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't even I'm staying with Chris.

1168
01:24:13.640 --> 01:24:16.119
I'm sure there's moments I just can't
recall it they right now. Yeah,

1169
01:24:16.319 --> 01:24:21.119
I remember specific moments where, like, you know, I remember a

1170
01:24:21.279 --> 01:24:25.159
specific interaction that I remember, I
was, I was at home, I

1171
01:24:25.199 --> 01:24:28.319
was in New York and we were
doing the podcast and it was it was

1172
01:24:28.359 --> 01:24:30.279
recording in my room, so it
was like a very specific point in time.

1173
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:32.640
Maybe maybe some people can find it, but it was on the podcast

1174
01:24:32.640 --> 01:24:35.399
and I said something and you were
like that's and Sweeney was like, that's

1175
01:24:35.399 --> 01:24:38.159
the smartest thing you've said, and
he meant it for real. But I

1176
01:24:38.199 --> 01:24:42.520
don't remember what the fuck. I
have no fucking recollection. I do remember

1177
01:24:42.600 --> 01:24:46.640
that I remember me saying those words
exactly. Yeah, yeah, and I

1178
01:24:46.880 --> 01:24:49.920
have no recollection of it, and
it's it's clearly not important, so but

1179
01:24:50.000 --> 01:24:54.800
I'm sure it's happened, it's not. There's so much recording of us saying

1180
01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:58.560
random like this is what's crazy right
like from now Like, there's so many

1181
01:24:58.680 --> 01:25:03.960
hours of us just talk sing shit, just shit talks constant, constantly.

1182
01:25:04.359 --> 01:25:09.039
They're like in the future, people
can catalog us growing up through this and

1183
01:25:09.119 --> 01:25:14.560
that bothers. Man, Dude,
there are fans who probably like because there

1184
01:25:14.560 --> 01:25:16.199
are people who probably listen to this
show. I wouldn't assume that this is

1185
01:25:16.239 --> 01:25:19.039
most people, but I assume there's
at least five people in our audience who

1186
01:25:19.119 --> 01:25:26.680
listen really intently to every episode and
have a really like almost like borderline and

1187
01:25:26.720 --> 01:25:30.880
cyclopedic knowledge of like what the fuck
we've said? Listens to us a lot.

1188
01:25:30.359 --> 01:25:36.279
It's scary, that's actually fucking bizarre. But uh my nephew's girlfriend does

1189
01:25:36.359 --> 01:25:40.359
too, and it's it's so fucking
bizarre. I was like, why do

1190
01:25:40.439 --> 01:25:42.800
you, like, why'd you tell
me that? Never tell me this thing?

1191
01:25:42.840 --> 01:25:46.760
Shout out yeah, but I feel
you Yeah, but uh I forgot

1192
01:25:46.800 --> 01:25:49.439
what I was saying. Never mind, it doesn't matter. You know,

1193
01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:54.479
it's crazy. People become less fans
of us when they do it. When

1194
01:25:54.479 --> 01:25:57.399
they'll become fans in the podcast,
like let's say, like our friends,

1195
01:25:57.439 --> 01:26:00.560
like, like particularly one of our
friends is Nicki Ziggy, right, Ziggy

1196
01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:02.479
was a fan of our podcast first, and then she became a friend of

1197
01:26:02.600 --> 01:26:06.319
ours. Yeah, and I've noticed
that she became a friend of ours,

1198
01:26:06.359 --> 01:26:11.920
and she became less of a listener
because of the course she gets our bullshit

1199
01:26:12.119 --> 01:26:15.800
in person so often. One of
my friends Bent, one of my good

1200
01:26:15.800 --> 01:26:18.399
friends, Ben, he was a
listener at first. He was a fan

1201
01:26:18.479 --> 01:26:23.199
of like me and Chris, and
then he became my friend and he were

1202
01:26:23.439 --> 01:26:27.439
much so less listened to the podcast
now of course. Yeah, yeah,

1203
01:26:29.199 --> 01:26:32.760
yeah, outs Nicki. They're great, those guys are awesome. Yeah yeah,

1204
01:26:32.800 --> 01:26:34.840
I mean it's it's true for anybody, Like there are people that like,

1205
01:26:34.920 --> 01:26:39.760
I'm a fan of that like once, I especially if they post a

1206
01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:44.560
lot where like I've met them and
I've spoken to them. I don't really

1207
01:26:44.640 --> 01:26:47.239
watch their stuff that much anymore unless
it's like something like a big deal or

1208
01:26:47.279 --> 01:26:51.439
if it's something that they like,
a big project or something. I don't

1209
01:26:51.439 --> 01:26:54.560
make a point to watch it in
the same way that I used to because

1210
01:26:54.560 --> 01:26:58.840
I could just I could literally just
call this person, so like it's it's

1211
01:26:58.880 --> 01:27:02.399
just it's a different type of it's
a different thing. You gotta stop doing,

1212
01:27:02.439 --> 01:27:06.760
that's kinson you gotta stop. You
gotta stop taking listeners away from the

1213
01:27:06.800 --> 01:27:10.720
show just so you can have more
friends. Yeah, I don't mean to,

1214
01:27:10.840 --> 01:27:15.159
it just happens. Brom a person
person dude, the cutoff right now,

1215
01:27:15.279 --> 01:27:19.439
Dude, I'm making the literally,
yeah, you're literally hurting us financially,

1216
01:27:19.560 --> 01:27:24.840
asshole pocket piece of shit. All
right, Let's say you do a

1217
01:27:24.920 --> 01:27:27.600
live show and no one comes,
and then like we do a party and

1218
01:27:27.640 --> 01:27:35.359
everybody comes to a party, and
then oh man, I uh that's honestly,

1219
01:27:35.479 --> 01:27:41.319
that's all the questions for August them
all we did because we did,

1220
01:27:41.720 --> 01:27:45.880
because we did, and because we
didn't make Tramo kind of rounding out,

1221
01:27:45.920 --> 01:27:46.800
because we weren't sure if we were
going to be able to get through all

1222
01:27:46.840 --> 01:27:53.279
of them. Uh, and so
we did. Yeah, man, I

1223
01:27:53.399 --> 01:27:58.399
mean I think we thank you guys
theres again, dude, thank your friends

1224
01:27:58.399 --> 01:28:01.399
again for like recently, you guys
have been killing it over into Patreon for

1225
01:28:01.520 --> 01:28:05.479
us, for real and for everything
all over even in like our our part,

1226
01:28:05.600 --> 01:28:10.119
like our online We just like that
things have grown to extremely agree.

1227
01:28:10.159 --> 01:28:13.319
We really appreciate you guys. Yeah, it's it's you guys have been really

1228
01:28:13.359 --> 01:28:17.560
fucking cool. It's why we want
to I don't know, man, it's

1229
01:28:17.640 --> 01:28:21.119
it's good. It's it's positive reinforcement
in some way. It's like, you

1230
01:28:21.159 --> 01:28:24.079
know, we stick to our schedule, we get we get shit out,

1231
01:28:24.279 --> 01:28:27.720
you guys tune in, and then
like we're just like, uh, it's

1232
01:28:27.760 --> 01:28:30.960
it's it's really cool. And that's
why we're gonna be doing two episodes a

1233
01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:36.359
week starting I guess next week.
Yeah, yeh, when's the first episode?

1234
01:28:38.039 --> 01:28:41.039
The next week's episodes done next week? We're gonna record at on on

1235
01:28:41.159 --> 01:28:43.680
the sixth, so you guys are
gonna get that. Obviously had a bit

1236
01:28:43.680 --> 01:28:45.560
of a staggered we record, we
add it. We do the Patreon for

1237
01:28:45.600 --> 01:28:48.800
early access and all that stuff.
Yeah, so you know, we we

1238
01:28:48.880 --> 01:28:51.720
really appreciate you guys. We want
to give you more stuff, uh to

1239
01:28:53.079 --> 01:28:56.880
to clip and meme and do fucking
whatever the fuck you want with it.

1240
01:28:57.800 --> 01:29:00.319
Be sure to check over on the
Patreon because there those extra ammos are going

1241
01:29:00.399 --> 01:29:03.319
crazy. Like we just mentioned on
this episode that we're probably going to take

1242
01:29:03.479 --> 01:29:09.800
one of our favorite extra ammos uh
earlier or definitely like my favorite extra Ammo

1243
01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:14.279
when we when we did the uh
uh, the rewriting Independence Day two.

1244
01:29:14.279 --> 01:29:17.760
We're gonna we're gonna see Uh,
we're gonna put that out for free feeds.

1245
01:29:17.800 --> 01:29:21.399
I don't know when. Uh,
sometime soon, we'll get that out

1246
01:29:21.439 --> 01:29:24.920
for you guys, so you can
get a taste of it. Uh.

1247
01:29:25.239 --> 01:29:28.439
We've got a lot of other rewrites
coming in the future with we're gonna rewrite

1248
01:29:28.479 --> 01:29:30.279
here as of War three. We're
gonna rewrite a bunch of movies as well,

1249
01:29:30.439 --> 01:29:34.720
so stay tuned for that. We
just we appreciate you, and uh,

1250
01:29:35.159 --> 01:29:43.079
I guess it's time to it's time
to read these fucking names. God

1251
01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:46.640
damn it. It's my least favorite
part of the fucking show. Damn.

1252
01:29:46.760 --> 01:29:50.159
All right, I hate I hate
this. I hate this. Fright it's

1253
01:29:50.199 --> 01:29:57.079
so far right, but its we
love you, but like some of the

1254
01:29:57.119 --> 01:30:00.319
ship you write like makes me so
mad sometimes and it's like it just hurts

1255
01:30:00.359 --> 01:30:04.960
my soul. But all right,
cut me down. I love two one.

1256
01:30:06.279 --> 01:30:11.560
I'm already so the first one's already
so infuriating. Uh that's gay,

1257
01:30:11.920 --> 01:30:15.840
that's gay. That's what all the
people say. I'm riding guys in April,

1258
01:30:15.359 --> 01:30:21.000
suck cocks in May. So that's
obviously that's slight cool. Frank Sinatra,

1259
01:30:21.600 --> 01:30:29.039
that's gay. That's what all the
people say. I'm riding guys in

1260
01:30:29.199 --> 01:30:36.680
April, suck cocks in May.
Christ Maybe maybe that'll maybe that'll be yeah,

1261
01:30:36.840 --> 01:30:41.880
whatever, we'll figure it. We'll
figure things out. N DC thirteen

1262
01:30:42.159 --> 01:30:49.079
cipher graph cock cock cheese crumbs.
Nah dude, what a fuck? What

1263
01:30:49.199 --> 01:31:00.039
a fuck? Dude keeps that ship
in a in a bag sick nothing.

1264
01:31:01.600 --> 01:31:06.159
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
say something, and it's really important that

1265
01:31:06.279 --> 01:31:10.119
the context is taken. Due to
a con here, I'm not a foot

1266
01:31:10.159 --> 01:31:12.760
guy at all. Okay, all
right, shut up, guys. The

1267
01:31:12.880 --> 01:31:17.560
ghost, the ghost of Tom Sweeney's
YouTube channel, Old Debbie cum Fingers.

1268
01:31:20.079 --> 01:31:24.279
My channel's dead too. Basically,
I haven't fucking recorded, I haven't posted

1269
01:31:25.399 --> 01:31:30.439
the only the only good. It
doesn't matter whatever. The only Snark Tank

1270
01:31:30.520 --> 01:31:35.119
patron to have both justifiably and verifiably
shot and killed not just one person but

1271
01:31:35.199 --> 01:31:39.039
two per at the season was ruled
as and then it cuts off. So

1272
01:31:39.119 --> 01:31:43.600
that's cool. Genitals gathering their assis. We told him, we told him

1273
01:31:43.600 --> 01:31:45.279
to explained, he didn't, so
maybe he got shot since then. And

1274
01:31:45.359 --> 01:31:49.920
this is just his his account in
perpetuity. We appreciate crazy. Yeah,

1275
01:31:53.039 --> 01:31:56.840
sometimes sometimes I do wonder, like
statistically speaking, at least one of our

1276
01:31:56.840 --> 01:31:59.720
followers must have one of our patrons
must have died, you know what I

1277
01:31:59.800 --> 01:32:03.640
mean, So like wonder dead for
a while. Oh we I mean King

1278
01:32:03.800 --> 01:32:08.640
King half Hazard though he was gone, okay, yeah, And there was

1279
01:32:08.680 --> 01:32:12.319
a couple other people, but their
name has changed so too, haven't.

1280
01:32:12.720 --> 01:32:18.239
We haven't seen mercy forever. He's
here, He's here. I'm sure we

1281
01:32:18.359 --> 01:32:20.880
need some more Keith David's in the
names. Dude, that's kind of get

1282
01:32:20.920 --> 01:32:24.000
a little disrespect. We need,
we need, we need to get another

1283
01:32:24.039 --> 01:32:28.640
Key David train going, bro.
That was That was the most moment of

1284
01:32:28.680 --> 01:32:32.520
our podcast. I think in celebration, in celebration for Keith David taking the

1285
01:32:32.640 --> 01:32:39.359
role of Zavala over from the uh
the late Lance Reddick rest in peace,

1286
01:32:40.359 --> 01:32:43.159
we should get we should get as
many of you to do Keith David again.

1287
01:32:43.840 --> 01:32:45.640
I think it would be a nice
honor, a nice way to show

1288
01:32:45.920 --> 01:32:49.359
anyway. Anyway, generals gathered in
their asses, Dandy's bitches half at asses.

1289
01:32:49.399 --> 01:32:55.479
He provides the cock rruption guzzler have
come from suction spraying the homeless in

1290
01:32:55.520 --> 01:32:59.279
front of my house with waspspray parentheses. I live in San Francisco. San

1291
01:32:59.319 --> 01:33:01.199
Francisco such a ship place to live, man, it's crazy, Like it's

1292
01:33:01.279 --> 01:33:04.560
so cool to visit. It's well
as soon as soon as you get to

1293
01:33:04.640 --> 01:33:10.760
the other side of the city,
it's so bad something. So I have

1294
01:33:10.840 --> 01:33:13.479
a friend who lives in San Francisco. I have a friend who lives in

1295
01:33:13.520 --> 01:33:15.960
Sanrancisco. He hates it, but
like he's been there for a long time,

1296
01:33:15.000 --> 01:33:17.960
so he's just he's so entrenched.
But like something that he brought up

1297
01:33:17.960 --> 01:33:23.239
that I hadn't even considered was that
everywhere, like around where he goes,

1298
01:33:23.359 --> 01:33:28.399
like he is always going uphill no
matter what. And I was like,

1299
01:33:28.520 --> 01:33:30.760
oh, I didn't even think of
that. Like if you wanted to walk,

1300
01:33:30.840 --> 01:33:31.720
if you wanted to walk to go
get groceries, I wanted to go

1301
01:33:32.000 --> 01:33:36.800
to walk to go get anything.
One way is totally fine, but then

1302
01:33:36.920 --> 01:33:44.119
the next way is uphill always and
that sucks, Like you're always deep,

1303
01:33:44.239 --> 01:33:45.960
dude, Yeah, it's super steep. Like man, no, no,

1304
01:33:46.720 --> 01:33:48.920
I could. I could never live
in I could. I couldn't do it.

1305
01:33:49.000 --> 01:33:54.000
I love visiting it. It's really
cool. That food's fucking great.

1306
01:33:54.039 --> 01:33:57.600
All that stuff, but like,
no way am I living there? Also,

1307
01:33:57.680 --> 01:34:02.720
it's fucking stupid expensive me like Sweeney
Lick my weenie cam flex himis snatch

1308
01:34:02.800 --> 01:34:06.399
him as Dick Mitius, father to
a gay son, husband to caucus a

1309
01:34:06.520 --> 01:34:13.399
Longus, so dumb the king.
Uh oh wait, actually you know what

1310
01:34:13.560 --> 01:34:16.119
had I'll be I'll be right back. Just uh. I didn't even I

1311
01:34:16.119 --> 01:34:27.159
didn't even think about this until just
now seamen busting in their asses. Man,

1312
01:34:27.600 --> 01:34:41.640
only the only VHS I own?
Godh is that? The only one?

1313
01:34:42.359 --> 01:34:44.159
I don't know? Because I saw
it like a thrift shop for like

1314
01:34:44.239 --> 01:34:46.159
five bucks, and I'm like,
I absolutely want this. That's fucking dude,

1315
01:34:46.920 --> 01:34:55.000
totally melt. Actually I don't ironically
buy that too. It's cool.

1316
01:34:55.159 --> 01:34:58.199
I don't know, Like, I
can't explain why I get so much joy

1317
01:34:58.199 --> 01:35:02.920
out of having this, but I
do. Uh anyway, uh the kill

1318
01:35:03.079 --> 01:35:08.079
is just Jared Lato singing about his
inner conflict to be a furry my Mojo

1319
01:35:08.199 --> 01:35:12.199
Dojo Kasa house, except it's my
bedroom and I can't afford to decorate tinfoil

1320
01:35:12.279 --> 01:35:15.199
tyrant because I'm a hex girl and
I'm gonna put my cum on you.

1321
01:35:15.239 --> 01:35:23.000
Really very cool. I mean that
wasn't really that was really Yeah, I

1322
01:35:23.039 --> 01:35:27.319
mean that's pretty, that's pretty abrupt. Would be like if if we did

1323
01:35:27.359 --> 01:35:30.159
a whole song, if we did
a cover of a whole song and just

1324
01:35:30.319 --> 01:35:32.840
shouted it, just shouted gay at
the end. Yeah, it's like it's

1325
01:35:32.880 --> 01:35:41.880
like the equivalent Yeah, putting black
face on my light bulbs, iced tea,

1326
01:35:42.000 --> 01:35:45.279
raped my dragon, Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney, Swallow up my pennie, bend

1327
01:35:45.359 --> 01:35:50.319
my dick, come in or snatch
sings and the people proud and gay shouting,

1328
01:35:50.479 --> 01:35:56.720
give me dick, hooray. All
right, she pipa and the people

1329
01:35:56.800 --> 01:36:00.079
proud, and that was the sun
the silence, the silence thing. Oh,

1330
01:36:01.159 --> 01:36:05.039
it's so weird reading those things because, like, right, she just

1331
01:36:05.399 --> 01:36:11.039
loses so much context when you read, oh fuck, she piped on my

1332
01:36:11.079 --> 01:36:15.800
pipopostia. Yes that's her real name. Fingering a Mexican girl counts as as

1333
01:36:15.880 --> 01:36:25.479
a what Fingering a Mexican girl counts
as flicking the beaner? Nice? Nice,

1334
01:36:26.479 --> 01:36:30.119
nice, I've never I've never I've
never been with a Mexican girl.

1335
01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:35.239
Actually that's not true. It was
actually it was actually not never mind,

1336
01:36:35.239 --> 01:36:38.760
that's not true. A little spicy
is this is just it was actually it

1337
01:36:38.800 --> 01:36:41.520
was actually it was actually the worst. It's actually it's actually the worst experience.

1338
01:36:42.600 --> 01:36:45.239
But maybe it was. Hey,
that might you know, Fluke,

1339
01:36:45.479 --> 01:36:51.119
You know, I would never judge. We're talking about Trump pursiving precision grabbing

1340
01:36:51.560 --> 01:37:06.000
women's us. Get out of here, he flicks them away, average energy.

1341
01:37:06.079 --> 01:37:09.760
Put put your fat cock in,
you pull your fat cock out,

1342
01:37:09.840 --> 01:37:12.960
You do the fucky fucky and turn
my ass inside out. That's what being

1343
01:37:13.039 --> 01:37:16.039
gay is all about. They should
make pedos wear GoPros in prison so you

1344
01:37:16.079 --> 01:37:19.199
could see what happens in them.
I think that would be neat Star Coffee.

1345
01:37:19.520 --> 01:37:25.520
A mob of cock goblin goblin monsters, Rock God, a mob of

1346
01:37:25.640 --> 01:37:31.640
cock goblin goblin mobsters, Robin Robin
William's Grave, Gollum, Gollum and Smeiegel

1347
01:37:31.720 --> 01:37:34.800
arguing over whether to say the N
word. Transform Gremlin, exposing people with

1348
01:37:34.920 --> 01:37:41.199
lactose intolerance to ninety million rodogens of
ionizing radiation. You sh not. Vin

1349
01:37:41.319 --> 01:37:45.520
Penn, the Angelic Dungeon Master presents
Game of Thrones Special Victims Unit, Craig,

1350
01:37:45.640 --> 01:37:49.640
the Canadian Richard Fisting and the Magic
tickle Finger. It's your boy,

1351
01:37:49.760 --> 01:37:55.199
Shawny d Southern Sweet Tea Matt Walsh
is a Hero of Our Tame, Sweet

1352
01:37:55.359 --> 01:37:57.239
of a Hero, ab Our Time, Sweet Baby Gang for Life. Ben

1353
01:37:57.399 --> 01:38:03.800
and Jerry's Funky Monkey Indie butter Knife
on YouTube comped uh three xso wondering if

1354
01:38:03.880 --> 01:38:09.680
his half elf Bard is considered a
monsterfucker for romancing Lazelle successfully thirty five hours

1355
01:38:09.720 --> 01:38:13.560
Deep int Act One, The guy
That's gonna ask if you would drink your

1356
01:38:13.600 --> 01:38:18.000
girlfriend's breast milk. Sweeney your freak
slurping stroke and smoking, joking emoticons going

1357
01:38:18.079 --> 01:38:25.039
like this, uh morning outlet,
she knee tie. Nancy Pelosi killing a

1358
01:38:25.039 --> 01:38:28.319
Palestine with her massive tits. Obi
won't Sha blow me? Currently playing Armored

1359
01:38:28.399 --> 01:38:34.000
Core. Currently playing at the Armored
Core of Sween's Prostate People people love sexually

1360
01:38:34.079 --> 01:38:40.680
harassing you in these Well, hey
man, it's it's it's the privilege they

1361
01:38:40.720 --> 01:38:43.880
pay for, you know, to
do it. You can do it.

1362
01:38:44.359 --> 01:38:46.720
You pay to do it, you
can do it. Jeff Keeley performing fatalities

1363
01:38:46.840 --> 01:38:53.680
on people trying to walk up on
his stage. Guy Abby something funny and

1364
01:38:53.720 --> 01:38:57.239
topical gay. Michael Jackson be like, Anus, are you okay? Are

1365
01:38:57.319 --> 01:39:01.680
you okay? Are you okay?
Anus? I feel gay? Fuck you

1366
01:39:02.000 --> 01:39:05.119
The Pepini Brothers and Porium tries to
get Vig to say I swallow, come

1367
01:39:05.199 --> 01:39:11.520
on Stream, Donk Donkerson, Quiet, Quentin and Quief and Queer, When

1368
01:39:11.640 --> 01:39:18.880
Decomer and the pursuit of when Dussy
God Christ William Harrington Sweene has chosen that

1369
01:39:19.079 --> 01:39:24.319
my next name. I'm not.
I'm not going to just say the hard

1370
01:39:24.439 --> 01:39:27.600
R N word. I'm not I'm
not going to do I'm not going to

1371
01:39:27.680 --> 01:39:31.920
do because I'm not going to do
it. I don't think at least only

1372
01:39:32.000 --> 01:39:39.319
on extra handlow let me under only
on extra get it. It's not even

1373
01:39:39.359 --> 01:39:42.199
because I care. It's not even
because I care. I just know you

1374
01:39:42.439 --> 01:39:45.520
people care, and I know it's
like when the this, this, this

1375
01:39:45.640 --> 01:39:49.319
has left the target demographic. I
I I That's what I don't care to

1376
01:39:49.399 --> 01:39:51.800
deal with. I don't give a
shit. Okay, but I'm not going

1377
01:39:51.880 --> 01:39:55.680
I'm not going to say it because
you make me say it, Damn you.

1378
01:39:56.439 --> 01:39:58.640
I'll do it on my own.
I'll do it on my own volition.

1379
01:39:58.800 --> 01:40:03.680
When I fucking lose my mind,
I have a Cramer moment out,

1380
01:40:03.720 --> 01:40:06.279
then you're gonna You're gonna not say
it then, too, you coward.

1381
01:40:06.840 --> 01:40:10.399
I'm not even gonna say, I'm
not even gonna say the N word,

1382
01:40:10.600 --> 01:40:15.359
you fucking black person. Dude.
He picked him up, He picked him

1383
01:40:15.479 --> 01:40:18.640
like a book bag and threw him
across a room. Dude. It was

1384
01:40:18.840 --> 01:40:24.479
exactly exactly like a book bag,
exactly how you would throw a book bag

1385
01:40:24.560 --> 01:40:30.000
on like a couch. It was. It really was so dehumanizing. Yo,

1386
01:40:30.119 --> 01:40:32.720
this guy does not respect this this
guy that the thing is. I

1387
01:40:32.840 --> 01:40:36.479
think he threw them like he didn't
think he was a human. Yeah.

1388
01:40:36.520 --> 01:40:41.199
And then a guy stood up really
fast too though, on the ground.

1389
01:40:41.239 --> 01:40:43.720
When I got up really quick,
he was like what the hell? He's

1390
01:40:43.800 --> 01:40:49.920
like, it's like when you find
he stood up, Like you know when

1391
01:40:50.000 --> 01:40:55.199
like an NPC glitches into a wall. Yeah, w it's like like I

1392
01:40:55.279 --> 01:41:00.239
should They're like, I shouldn't be
here. I'm out of bounds. I

1393
01:41:00.319 --> 01:41:03.920
shouldn't be behind this counter. Ever. Yeah, inductory got messed up a

1394
01:41:03.960 --> 01:41:05.439
little bit. Let me, let
me get back to what I need to

1395
01:41:05.479 --> 01:41:08.640
get and he just like kind of
standard flow back to where they go.

1396
01:41:08.800 --> 01:41:11.159
It's like in Balder's Gate where you
jump off a ledge onto a place where

1397
01:41:11.159 --> 01:41:17.039
you feel like you shouldn't be.
Uh, You're like, whoa tell him,

1398
01:41:17.079 --> 01:41:19.760
Steve Dave, not a furry.
I just want to fuck a wombat,

1399
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I mean lesbian. Got the addition, John strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine,

1400
01:41:24.680 --> 01:41:28.840
got gas and the runs. Now
the back of my nutsack is brown.

1401
01:41:29.319 --> 01:41:34.479
Jesus Christ. Wait what that's so
fucking heinous? Ship all over the

1402
01:41:34.600 --> 01:41:40.359
back of his nuts? I don't
know, I don't know what. Shut

1403
01:41:40.600 --> 01:41:46.479
his old balls. It's easy how
it happened this As you sat down to

1404
01:41:46.600 --> 01:41:51.560
ship, the ball swung back and
it got caught in the cross long shut

1405
01:41:51.600 --> 01:41:59.520
out his balls. What a fucking
monster, you fucking stupid beat. That's

1406
01:41:59.560 --> 01:42:05.359
gotta be so demoralizing, Like,
fuckalls, your ball's hard too enough,

1407
01:42:05.439 --> 01:42:10.159
that hurts your balls? You're like, ah, damn, what do I

1408
01:42:10.359 --> 01:42:14.920
do? It's just bad man,
It's just the bad times. Rub your

1409
01:42:15.000 --> 01:42:24.800
ball bad times at Ridgemond High for
this. Let's all right, bro.

1410
01:42:26.159 --> 01:42:29.079
The First Church of Keith David featuring
it on Holy Choir consisting of three Joe

1411
01:42:29.079 --> 01:42:36.840
Peshi's and three Daniel Stearns. Nice
boy, shout out, I love it,

1412
01:42:36.960 --> 01:42:39.960
Yeah, shout out to. Shout
out to extra Ammo. Dude,

1413
01:42:40.079 --> 01:42:44.159
like this, guys, there's so
much on Extra Ammo like this, like

1414
01:42:44.840 --> 01:42:47.319
you really, you really got to
check it out, you shit, I

1415
01:42:47.319 --> 01:42:49.600
don't know. I'm telling these people
the only people who are still listening to

1416
01:42:49.680 --> 01:42:55.239
the people fucking waiting to hear their
goddamn names, and they absolutely I think

1417
01:42:55.319 --> 01:43:00.159
the car accident and my mom was
in is what gave me autism, You

1418
01:43:00.319 --> 01:43:10.439
fucking Donald duck laugh pre Rise Blake
eight nine six cop shoots Pomerania out of

1419
01:43:10.439 --> 01:43:13.680
fear that it's Dick is bigger than
his lasting field trash Texas Tator Salad su

1420
01:43:13.800 --> 01:43:17.840
Hulk tick on my Asshir's nicky ziggy
bared from Gears unleashing a swarm of Tickers

1421
01:43:18.199 --> 01:43:25.680
on the IRS after they try to
get him to pay taxes. That that's

1422
01:43:25.920 --> 01:43:29.399
crazy, man, It's only the
thing is that did he go to the

1423
01:43:29.520 --> 01:43:31.640
main IRS building, like the where
like where it spawns from me? He

1424
01:43:31.720 --> 01:43:34.319
was like, I'm going to destroy
this whole thing. I'm gonna send a

1425
01:43:34.359 --> 01:43:38.399
bunch of explosive roaches into this building. They're not gonna know what the fuck

1426
01:43:38.479 --> 01:43:42.119
hit him, dude, man,
Gears of War is so good, man,

1427
01:43:42.199 --> 01:43:45.319
I'm playing I'm every now and again, like every every now and like

1428
01:43:45.399 --> 01:43:46.640
recently, like at least like twice
a week, I'll jump into like Gears

1429
01:43:46.680 --> 01:43:48.279
two and just play a little bit
of the campaign, and I'm like,

1430
01:43:48.319 --> 01:43:51.119
man, it's so good. It
really is like they don't make games like

1431
01:43:51.199 --> 01:43:57.920
that anymore. Really, it's nuts, right, but Lobotomy is particularly dope.

1432
01:43:58.359 --> 01:44:00.359
Gears two is p I love Gears
too with all my heart. Uh

1433
01:44:00.600 --> 01:44:03.760
labatoma Jesus every time I come it. Downds like squid walking Jackson DuPont badly

1434
01:44:03.800 --> 01:44:06.119
brave Hugger. Derek just reminded,
this is the timeline where you're not spider

1435
01:44:06.159 --> 01:44:11.239
Man, Etherian Pigerian Hunter Melphis when
hex Way, we're like supremacists and running

1436
01:44:11.239 --> 01:44:18.920
out our list, King of Haphazar, the King the Boy. All right,

1437
01:44:19.800 --> 01:44:25.800
alright, any any any parting words? Yeah, we for double the

1438
01:44:25.880 --> 01:44:31.840
content. Uh yeah, and remember, dude, don't don't feature dogs after

1439
01:44:31.960 --> 01:44:41.079
midnight special gay beam cannons, special
meat cannon, special meat candidate, special

1440
01:44:41.159 --> 01:44:48.680
needs specialist. What does it make? Does it make you? It turns

1441
01:44:48.680 --> 01:44:51.239
you when it hits you, dude, it turns you into Ricky Berwick when

1442
01:44:51.279 --> 01:44:55.600
you when it hits you, you
can hear the breaking and everything like that.

1443
01:44:55.720 --> 01:45:00.479
You hear the fusing of bones,
dude, we do wait wait wait wait