WEBVTT 1 00:00:11.439 --> 00:00:17.280 You. It's not Hello. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura 2 00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:24.839 Kane, and it's my birthday tomorrow, your anniversary tomorrow. Well actually day, 3 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:28.480 actually it was on I think Wednesday. No, I think it was 4 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:33.280 on Tuesday. The actual day was the twenty first, really I think. 5 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:38.479 Now. First of all, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura 6 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:45.479 Kane. Everybody. This is Eric Rimmer, my loyal and wonderful cost my 7 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:49.159 work husband. You're my hot You're my husband husband, not just work. 8 00:00:49.479 --> 00:00:55.280 That's that's a desperation though, Well it's out of yes, desperation and necessity. 9 00:00:56.479 --> 00:00:59.640 Oh wait, you have the thing? What did you bring the thing? 10 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:07.159 What thing that you got from the website? The thing? Oh I 11 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:11.480 forgot? Okay, that'll be next week. Should we tell him what it 12 00:01:11.519 --> 00:01:15.560 is? Oh? God? Anyway, and producer Brian Yes, you saw 13 00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:23.560 him. Okay. So we are having a party tomorrow night. We are 14 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:26.840 have very limited tickets. This is a sold out concert. It's George Michael 15 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:30.719 Reborn. You may have heard the interview we did with Robert Bartkoe, who 16 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:34.840 is the singer. He looks just like George Michael. He sounds just like 17 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:38.840 George Michael. He's it's the most fun show you will go to. And 18 00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:42.480 it's already sold out us at Vahaus Casino and Resort, and they're giving us 19 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:47.599 some tickets to give to our listeners. And so you know what, at 20 00:01:47.599 --> 00:01:52.959 this point, DM us at Laura Kane after Dark and I will email you 21 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:57.000 your tickets because I think he's I haven't received them yet, but I will 22 00:01:57.040 --> 00:02:00.799 be getting them and then I'll email no, no, no, no, 23 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:02.519 of course I'm going to get them. But look, this is what we're 24 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:07.560 gonna do. Doors open at six o'clock for us. You can always just 25 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.240 come and party with us, really and then just hang out in the casino. 26 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:15.840 But we have a raffle and we have some cool prizes to give. 27 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:19.319 Oh way, First of all, we have Laura Kane after Dark merch. 28 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:22.039 Look at that hoodie. Look at that No, that's a beautiful hoodie right 29 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:29.680 there. Okay, we have t shirts and Lahoya Cosmetic gave us this beautiful 30 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:36.120 set of elastin and those products are amazing. They're amazing. This is like 31 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:39.479 almost a two hundred dollars value you get that whole set. I mean when 32 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:42.919 you look at me now, after I've used those products. Don't you just 33 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:46.719 want to diaper my face because it's like got baby's but it looks so freaking 34 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:49.000 good. No, don't take that from me. Where you taking that? 35 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:52.280 I'm holding up? Oh? That isn't that what a husband's supposed to? 36 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:55.280 Wow? You get so grabby. Wow. We're supposed to pleasure her and 37 00:02:55.319 --> 00:03:00.520 she is clearly gone a long long time without a man's touch. Yeah, 38 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:07.800 hold on, let me let me do the shocker. It's not the shocker. 39 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:13.840 Wait with the shocker at that your don't do that, don't do don't 40 00:03:13.879 --> 00:03:20.520 say it the shocker. Oh one on the penguin on the stake. Oh 41 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:27.719 god, well now I can't say his name. I'm not gonna what is 42 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:34.080 giving Let's have a moment of silence. What's the crickets? Just thank you, 43 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:38.479 Brian, thank you. I appreciate shocker. I know it's shocking. 44 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:44.280 Is how much Jay Wurtzler can help you, and he's helped us by providing 45 00:03:44.319 --> 00:03:47.439 a hunch is amazing. For your gambling names or whatever you want, this 46 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:51.039 is going to be auctioned off thanks to Jay. Put it in the g 47 00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:57.000 string of a dancer. We're going to a strip club and then this is 48 00:03:57.039 --> 00:03:59.759 all. I took this on the airplane with me. That's one of the 49 00:03:59.759 --> 00:04:01.599 best. It is all crumpled, but look at how full it is. 50 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:06.479 Full of crystals and jewelry from San Diego. Crystals and jewelry. Our friends 51 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:12.400 great are so great. So we have all these fun prizes to auction off. 52 00:04:12.599 --> 00:04:15.319 Not auction off. We are doing a raffle, so it's gonna be 53 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:17.879 really fun. And then the doors officially open at seven the show starts. 54 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:23.040 I think it's seven thirty or eight, and it's outside, and so bring 55 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:25.800 a jacket and then we're just gonna have fun. We're gonna party. It's 56 00:04:25.839 --> 00:04:29.600 my actual birthday, but we are celebrating Brian's two years with the show. 57 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:34.879 Brian, I want to know what has been Well, this is probably a 58 00:04:34.920 --> 00:04:43.879 stupid question. What has been the high point of these two years? Do 59 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:46.759 you want to sit over there? The pinnacle? The pinnacle? Let me 60 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:53.160 think there have been two. You have to speak one. Okay, it 61 00:04:53.319 --> 00:04:57.279 was Tuesday, really the hair some porn, Yeah, yeah, oh my 62 00:04:57.319 --> 00:05:00.680 god, I will say the kanu is the first kan This thing was quite 63 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:02.519 the shock too though. That was pretty That was pretty cool, Okay, 64 00:05:02.759 --> 00:05:06.759 but might have to give it to old Harrison Ford. Now, what was 65 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:16.720 what has been the worst part about every other week besides the ones with the 66 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:21.120 I don't know low point? Yeah? Was is there anything like that? 67 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:27.759 You're you regret saying or you like you regret doing answering his phone on his 68 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:30.600 day off? Are you looking for an apology? I'm just we used to 69 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:33.360 play this game with the kids, like what was your high and what was 70 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:39.120 your low today? So I just wanted to get high today, but low. 71 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:42.879 I'm just saying over the two years with the podcast. But anyway, 72 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:45.639 okay, nothing but highs, nothing but highs. Well, no, there's 73 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:47.000 just there's only a couple of highs I can think of, and there's a 74 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:54.959 lot of load. Do you notice that both of the highs were me related? 75 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:59.000 Yeah, Laura has never gotten me high. So yeah, because I 76 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:02.839 don't do that, duh, duh. And you don't know anybody. I 77 00:06:02.879 --> 00:06:09.480 don't know anybody famous. Okay, we have a debate. Oh, by 78 00:06:09.519 --> 00:06:11.759 the way, if you want to go to the party, lorcan after dark 79 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:15.879 Instagram dms and if we have any tickets left, they're yours, okay, 80 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:18.519 and otherwise just show up via house resort. I guess you know, Friday 81 00:06:18.560 --> 00:06:23.839 night. It's gonna be a blast six o'clock. Okay, Now this we're 82 00:06:23.879 --> 00:06:27.079 going to party like it's uh, nineteen forty two. That's why I'm wearing 83 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:30.759 my party dress right now. Nineteen forty two. Yeah, the brink during 84 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:34.360 the middle of the World War two. Yeah. Yeah, Soon we're all 85 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:39.160 going to go work a shift if the munition factory. Yeah. Now this 86 00:06:39.519 --> 00:06:44.439 incensed me. And this is this is wrong. This is wrong on all 87 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:50.040 sorts of counts. But I want to know what your opinion is. A 88 00:06:50.199 --> 00:07:02.040 judge has ruled in Indiana that tacos are indeed sandwiches. Bullshit, No, 89 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:06.519 and so are burritos. They're not a sandwich. What a dumb, dumb, 90 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:13.720 They're not a sandwich. Tacos are not sandwiches. No, sandwiches have 91 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:19.439 bread. Bread makes a sandwich not necessarily, okay, but a taco ain't 92 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:23.879 a sandwich. No. Well, okay, here's the thing. I had 93 00:07:23.920 --> 00:07:27.040 tacos for lunch today. Oh see, I can say two things can be 94 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:30.560 sandwich together. There's no bread there, Well, what's bread? What if 95 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:32.920 I get? What if I do like gluten free bread, that's the bread, 96 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:36.600 Like Brian and I could sandwich you. No, Listen. There's some 97 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:41.319 dude that was trying to open a taco shop in a strip mall in Fort 98 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:46.959 Wayne, and he ran into red tape because the contract limits the type of 99 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:51.879 restaurants that are allowed in this strip mall, so they could only sell made 100 00:07:51.879 --> 00:07:58.360 to order subway style sandwiches. So he went to court and he claimed that 101 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:01.120 his tacos and his burritos are sandwiches, and so he is allowed to sell 102 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:05.079 them there. And then the judge said yes, and so now he can 103 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:07.519 open up his a little time. That's the dummies, Okay, I shame 104 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:09.560 of mine. I hate that guy is such a prick. He went to 105 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:13.199 the judge just so you can get out of his contract that he already signed. 106 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:16.759 I'm on, yeah, no, I'm I'm on the I'm happy for 107 00:08:16.879 --> 00:08:22.360 him he gets a tacos, dummy, but I'm not elsewhere. You can't 108 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:24.800 sign a contract then go to the courts and be like, I didn't like 109 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:30.519 the contract I signed. Please redefine taco so I can. God, if 110 00:08:30.519 --> 00:08:35.840 he would have done his due diligence and you know, studied at first, 111 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:37.639 maybe he wouldn't have been such a dip ship. But a dummy. We 112 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:43.440 can all agree though they are not sandwiches and noo no, okay, here's 113 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:46.000 the thing. If you go to Taco Bell and you get the crunch wrap, 114 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:50.759 it's kind of like a sandwich. There we're drawn, we're walking the 115 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:54.759 line. There there's some that's Taco Bell where they have Z grade meat. 116 00:08:54.559 --> 00:09:03.000 I want that crunch wrap spring. I am not really, I am not 117 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:05.720 taking you to get it. Oh come on, I get the black bean 118 00:09:05.799 --> 00:09:09.759 one. Oh never mind, don't take her. We are you down for 119 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:15.240 that? If it doesn't have mean I wanna go? You don't, but 120 00:09:15.279 --> 00:09:20.279 you're gonna. Oh you're gonna. I'll go to might. I might spring 121 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:22.399 for mommy for her birthday. Oh my god, it is one worth three 122 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:24.960 week Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean god, if all she 123 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:30.360 wants it Taco Bell, jeezy. You know I'll pay this time because I 124 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:33.840 got the hairson fore posters, so let me pay it back. Wow, 125 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:39.600 my person gets seventy five cents each. We could, we could, we 126 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:43.279 could feed feed ourselves for a week on seventy five cents of Taco Bell. 127 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:46.639 You think they're sauce packets are less than that? Yeah, totally. You 128 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:52.519 know what? You know what's expensive everything? Well, yeah, Oh my 129 00:09:52.559 --> 00:09:54.000 god, let me go on. Okay, I'm gonna go on an aeric 130 00:09:54.080 --> 00:10:00.759 grant. Oh boy, I live How far way do you think I live? 131 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:03.080 For from the airport a mile and a half. You are much farther 132 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:09.279 than that, maybe three. Maybe keep talking about fact check it. I 133 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:16.000 went over the weekend to go see Charlie and Maya in Portland. Oh, 134 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:22.960 I know what you're gonna say. And I got home on Monday about I 135 00:10:22.960 --> 00:10:31.679 don't know, two forty Five's when I needed the Uber. So a PM 136 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:35.960 on Monday, it's like three miles all right, okay, so I literally 137 00:10:37.000 --> 00:10:41.919 live three miles from the airport. Let me guess how much it was forty 138 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:48.399 dollars? Just about it was thirty two dollars. And so the guy was 139 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:52.559 telling me, He's like, you know, because I blurted it out to 140 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:58.279 the driver, I'm like, why was this ride to the airport thirteen dollars 141 00:10:58.600 --> 00:11:01.679 and the back from is now thirty two? I don't get it. He 142 00:11:01.720 --> 00:11:07.720 goes, that is Uber screwing both you and me. He goes, He 143 00:11:07.759 --> 00:11:11.679 goes, I only get twelve dollars of this, he goes, Uber gets 144 00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:15.480 all the rest, he goes. Everybody's in coots with everybody else, and 145 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:18.480 then it was making me feel and then I got supercars. I thought, 146 00:11:18.559 --> 00:11:24.120 it's gonna puke. Listen, so she can't blame me. Oh my god, 147 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:26.960 that would be so awesome if you would have thrown out Oh no, 148 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:30.320 oh my god, that would have been amazing. It's just I it's expensive 149 00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:35.080 to run uber as a company though, But seriously, thirty two dollars. 150 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:37.799 I mean, I'm thinking, was is it the time of day? Did 151 00:11:37.799 --> 00:11:41.720 they know that it was? It was super packed at the airport. My 152 00:11:41.799 --> 00:11:45.200 question is, what's like the comparable taxi rates? Like our taxi is more 153 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:48.759 expensive, cheaper, Like this is why I don't take a taxi because they 154 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:54.000 get so mad. Oh when you tell them that you live three miles away. 155 00:11:54.399 --> 00:11:56.679 Oh yeah, because they're sitting there at the airport waiting for that big 156 00:11:56.720 --> 00:12:00.440 fare and then I come along. I get in the town, I'm like, 157 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:03.519 oh, I'm just going up the hill. Oh I've gotten some really 158 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:11.399 mad people. So I don't I stay away from thirteen bucks. Twelve bucks 159 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:16.000 bring back taxis. I know, I know totally totally experience. It is 160 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:20.120 totally experienced, and I just I just want to say that I am so 161 00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:28.600 proud of my son. He is just he has created the most beautiful life 162 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:33.879 in Portland with his fiance Maya, and he just got a new job, 163 00:12:33.159 --> 00:12:39.879 which is like a big boy job with a company car and everything. And 164 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:43.480 just watching the way that they interact with each other, I'm like, that 165 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:48.600 is true love. There's no doubt in my mind that those two people were 166 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:52.480 made for each other. And they just moved into a new house that they're 167 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:56.679 renting, and they have a little dog. And I'm telling you what, 168 00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:01.720 I'm going to be a grandmother by the time the next year rolls around. 169 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:05.279 I guaranteed, I feel it. I bet it. I bet his wedding 170 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:11.000 is going to be really fun. No, don't And you know what, 171 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:13.759 I will be Eric well and we'll be able to talk about it. I'm 172 00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:16.720 still I'm still going go crash it told you. Do you want to come? 173 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:22.039 Keep one eye open. I can't count. I hear it's at b 174 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:28.639 yo F wedding. Bring your own firecrackers. Oh yeahers b yo R. 175 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:33.759 Bring your own rage where I'm gonna object to everything. It's just so cool 176 00:13:33.840 --> 00:13:37.159 to see your kids. I mean, it's I'm sad not having my kids. 177 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:39.120 I would love if my kids lived with me still, I mean, 178 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:41.799 I'm weird like that. Would you like me to move in with you? 179 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:48.279 No, you're too bratty. You're much too bratty for my kids were never 180 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:50.720 bratty like like you're How are we going to live together in our old age? 181 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:54.879 If you think I'm bratty, now you're going to grumpier. Oh no, 182 00:13:56.240 --> 00:13:58.919 yeah, because the older you get, the grumpier you can. Sorry, 183 00:13:58.960 --> 00:14:01.919 you signed up for it. There are solutions that problem and they all 184 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:07.279 start with the word vallium rd xanax or we're going to make you some smoothies 185 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:13.919 perfect. I don't care. Well, you just rubbed my feet, change 186 00:14:13.960 --> 00:14:20.039 my diaper. Okay, we'll be so doped up gummy bears. It's fine 187 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:24.159 for Grandpa. I'll be like Laura, I have to go to the never 188 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:31.960 mind the maiden here quick? And then do you want to know are you 189 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:37.480 guys going anywhere from Memorial Day? Are you going to stay right here? 190 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:41.480 Right here at your house? Now? Listen a lot. This is the 191 00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:46.279 second most popular destination San Diego. Did you know that No? Number one? 192 00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:50.440 I guess which number one is? For a Memorial Day weekend? Think 193 00:14:50.440 --> 00:15:01.480 about it. It's going to be shite show the Texas Vegas. Think about 194 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:07.000 the crowds on the sidewalk. I wouldn't think to go to Vegas Memorial Day. 195 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:09.679 I wouldn't either. Yeah. Well, a lot of people have Monday 196 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:13.519 off, so they Oh, let's go to Vegas for three days. You 197 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:15.440 know what I mean? Wait, I can say about anything. I can 198 00:15:15.440 --> 00:15:16.639 say, let's go Disneyland for three days. Let's go to la for three 199 00:15:16.639 --> 00:15:20.000 you know I'm going. I'm going that week, but I'm leaving on Thursday. 200 00:15:22.600 --> 00:15:24.120 Oh yeah, you're going to see Oh that's right, that's right, 201 00:15:26.039 --> 00:15:30.240 Christina Aguilera. Oh you're going to come home with some stories. It's going 202 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:35.080 to be really freaking crowded. Oh I'm gonna probably are you going to say 203 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:37.759 somewhere nice? Yeah? Okay, I'm maybe jailed. I'm not sure. 204 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:43.440 So if you're driving, here's the deal. Here's when you should drive. 205 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:45.559 On one, you shouldn't drive because I guess a lot of people are going 206 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:50.679 to be driving. A lot of people are traveling. So here's on Thursday 207 00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:54.799 and Friday. The best times to drive are before eleven o'clock in the morning. 208 00:15:54.080 --> 00:16:00.679 Okay, avoid noon to six pm at all costs. On Thursday and 209 00:16:00.759 --> 00:16:07.159 Friday. Okay, Saturday, you're good ish maybe hopefully the whole day, 210 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:14.559 but Sunday and Monday will be psychotic. So the worst times midday and between 211 00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:18.360 three and seven, forget about it. I mean. Also, I would 212 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:22.639 just say avoid all tourist attractions. And maybe you're San Diego hotspots. Yeah, 213 00:16:22.679 --> 00:16:25.120 I know about your you're a family and you're a working family, and 214 00:16:25.159 --> 00:16:26.440 you have that day off. You want to go do something fun with them 215 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:30.799 if you're fine. I'm not worry about the traffic, I know. Just 216 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:37.200 you know, just stay and chill and watch some really good speaking of driving. 217 00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:42.159 What your car? What's wrong with Oh no, don't even go there. 218 00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:45.720 Real quick though, Let's talk about our sponsors. Oh of course, 219 00:16:47.080 --> 00:16:49.879 and then we'll go there. Yeah, we need to talk about let's let's 220 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:53.000 be somebody is going to be sucking a big bag OFDS. Oh my god, 221 00:16:53.080 --> 00:17:00.679 Oh my god. 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Refreshments will be served and that is 254 00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:23.440 true because I went last year, and there were donuts, there was coffee, 255 00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:29.480 and there was a big giant truck that was shredding all sorts of stuff. 256 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:33.400 So and the advisors are out there talking to everybody, shred your birth 257 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:36.599 certificate or your I don't even know where that is. I told you that 258 00:19:36.680 --> 00:19:41.880 a while ago. Yeah. Okay, so the car what what? Now? 259 00:19:41.960 --> 00:19:48.759 What now? So? Remember the saga was I got the car back 260 00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:53.759 after they had to detail it and fix the damage they had caused, right, 261 00:19:55.079 --> 00:20:00.480 correct. So when I the very next day, when I when I 262 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:03.400 drove the car home, I was like, why does it still seem like 263 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:08.599 it's doing what it was doing when I brought it in? So I call 264 00:20:08.720 --> 00:20:14.119 them. They're like, come back. So I come back and they said, 265 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:18.880 oh, because I still needed them to address some cosmetic issues, all 266 00:20:18.920 --> 00:20:22.039 these scratches and stuff that were in the hood. And I'm like, now 267 00:20:22.079 --> 00:20:26.640 that the car was clean after having nine months off, you can see it 268 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:29.480 all rap on it. Yeah. One of the things they said was, 269 00:20:29.519 --> 00:20:32.680 I said, what's this right here? And they said, oh, that's 270 00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:37.759 fecal matter from birds. It ate through the clear coat. Okay. And 271 00:20:37.799 --> 00:20:41.240 I said, okay, so you're going to fix that right? Oh? 272 00:20:41.279 --> 00:20:44.599 No, that's a very expensive procedure. And I said, well, it 273 00:20:44.599 --> 00:20:47.880 wasn't here when I brought the car in, so I don't care how much 274 00:20:47.920 --> 00:20:49.160 it costs. You guys are going to fix it. Yeah, because you 275 00:20:49.200 --> 00:20:52.720 park in a parking streke r I have a garage. Yeah. So I'm 276 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:56.680 like, I'm not No, this wasn't here when I drove it in. 277 00:20:56.799 --> 00:21:02.519 So I said, also, the car is like lurching and it's an automatic, 278 00:21:03.000 --> 00:21:04.880 and I go it, it's not supposed to do that. And they 279 00:21:04.880 --> 00:21:14.200 said, listen, you have a twenty twenty four transmission with an engine that's 280 00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:17.839 a few years old, so it's going to need a minute to merge. 281 00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:21.279 And I'm like, that doesn't sound right now. It doesn't sound right right, 282 00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:26.200 doesn't. But I've never had a transmission go out on a fairly new 283 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:30.920 car. So I was like, Okay, how long is this am I 284 00:21:30.920 --> 00:21:33.039 supposed to drive it around? Oh? It should? Well? I drive 285 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:36.480 it around for a week and it just seemed like it was getting worse. 286 00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:40.559 So I had a friend of mine in the car with me, and he 287 00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:45.599 was like, what what is going on with your car? I thought it 288 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:47.880 was fixed and I was like yeah, and he goes, oh, it's 289 00:21:47.880 --> 00:21:51.599 not supposed to do that. So I called the very next day and I 290 00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:55.000 was like, I'm bringing the car in. Okay. So I bring the 291 00:21:55.000 --> 00:21:59.440 car in. They have the head mechanic drive it while I'm sitting in the 292 00:21:59.759 --> 00:22:03.119 path in your seat. How often does it do this? I said, 293 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:07.680 every time I've driven the car since I got it back. Oh, it's 294 00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:08.920 not supposed to do that. And I was like, well, cal saprize. 295 00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:12.960 You know, so does the fact that going back? Yes, So 296 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:18.680 this bomb gets dropped. Oh well, you know it's a it's a refurbished 297 00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:26.920 transmission. And I'm like, hold on, oh, I'm like, you 298 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:32.960 mean I waited almost a year to get my car back, and now you're 299 00:22:32.960 --> 00:22:36.400 telling me that it was a refurbished transmission in there. Oh, well it 300 00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:40.759 has all new dealer parts. I'm like, no, no, that doesn't 301 00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:45.680 mean anything. No wonder it's doing this. So we go back in and 302 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:52.079 I'm all, uh uh nope. So they're like, okay, well we're 303 00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:56.640 gonna have to you know. So now I've got the corporate side involved. 304 00:22:56.839 --> 00:23:02.200 I have an attorney because because they called me on Friday and said, okay, 305 00:23:02.440 --> 00:23:07.599 you got yourself an attorney. Oh yeah. So oh yeah, so 306 00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:12.119 get this. So they my car has a ten year warranty on it. 307 00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:17.400 So now I'm already down a here. Now they're saying, okay, so 308 00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:22.599 the computer doesn't pick up anything, but we know something's wrong, and I'm 309 00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:29.799 all yeah, because you put a refurbished transmission in so and my car was 310 00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:36.640 a or is a limited edition. So they're like, okay, well we're 311 00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:37.400 trying to fix it. We're trying to fix it. And I'm all, 312 00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:41.559 trying is not good enough, Like it either needs to be fixed or you 313 00:23:41.559 --> 00:23:45.880 need to get me a new car. Where's the car now at the dealership? 314 00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:49.640 How long has it been there? A week? So they call on 315 00:23:49.759 --> 00:23:53.640 Friday and they're like, so, yeah, the only other thing we can 316 00:23:53.680 --> 00:23:59.400 do is we're gonna bring in this computer that we hook up to the car 317 00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:03.400 while we're driving it to see if it gives us any different readings. And 318 00:24:03.440 --> 00:24:06.920 I said and if it doesn't, they're like, well, then you'll have 319 00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:08.559 to call No. I said, no, no, no, no, 320 00:24:08.559 --> 00:24:11.960 no, no, no, I'm not calling anybody. You guys can do 321 00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:15.440 it because you're the one that did the work on the car. I'm gonna 322 00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:18.039 give them a new car you got I was like, give me a new 323 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:22.359 car. So then they said, well, you know, we're trying to 324 00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:26.799 repair it. We might have to put another transmission in. And I was 325 00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:30.519 like, nope, okay, so what is okay? Why did you get 326 00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:33.680 an attorney? Like what's going to happen? Because they're like, well, 327 00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:37.640 you have to allow us to try and fix the car. And I'm like, 328 00:24:37.680 --> 00:24:41.319 well you already I want a new car, okay. So I said, 329 00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:45.160 so what you mean to tell me is if it needs another transmission, 330 00:24:45.799 --> 00:24:51.039 I'm going to get another refurbished transmission and I'm going to have to wait almost 331 00:24:51.079 --> 00:24:56.880 another year for it. So I'm now down two years on my warranty that 332 00:24:56.000 --> 00:25:00.480 they won't extend. So I'm like, I'm getting an attorney. And I 333 00:25:00.519 --> 00:25:03.319 called the attorney's office and there I'll send us everything you have. This sounds 334 00:25:03.319 --> 00:25:11.519 like it. So you're are you suing for like like like emotional oh anything 335 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:15.680 or any of that kind of stuff. Initially I wasn't asking for any money. 336 00:25:17.279 --> 00:25:19.599 All I wanted him to do was extend the least to extend the warranty. 337 00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:26.359 And since they refused to do it, now it's game on, motherfuckers. 338 00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:32.799 Oh my imagine Eric gets rich from suing a car manufacturer. I know 339 00:25:33.720 --> 00:25:38.559 they mess with the wrong you're suing enough the amount of what a new car 340 00:25:38.599 --> 00:25:44.119 would cost or more than that. No, I just want them to replace 341 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:45.759 the car, to replace the car. Okay, well then that's reasonable. 342 00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:48.799 That is so reasonable. That'll amount to damages though, you'll that'll just be 343 00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:53.440 a monetary value. So but tack on some extra, yeah, tack on 344 00:25:53.559 --> 00:25:59.440 you. You should tack on emotional like distress and stuff, because it didn't 345 00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:03.160 emotionally stress. Yes, but it's just stressed. Well, yeah, behalf 346 00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:08.880 of us family. Yes, we've been dealing with this. I'm like, 347 00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:11.920 do you know the stress that this is put on my wife? She can't 348 00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:17.960 have children anymore because of it. She is bone dry because of this. 349 00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:22.920 Her ovary fell out by my front door right after the car back by exactly. 350 00:26:23.240 --> 00:26:29.519 All right, we're gonna play what's your Price? We love this game? 351 00:26:29.680 --> 00:26:33.119 Five million dollars. But I need to get the pads, the little 352 00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:37.000 pads, so talk about you might just say it. I switch cameras back 353 00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:41.240 and forth, and okay, I don't think it adds anything to write it 354 00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:42.480 down. It's kind of funny to like flip it around. But all right, 355 00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:45.000 school one at the time. Yea. Each person will say it, 356 00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:48.799 okay, great, okay, let's have a little bit of music. Put 357 00:26:48.839 --> 00:26:53.519 on anything, maybe the absolutely god, you are so accommodating. Brain. 358 00:26:53.680 --> 00:26:57.599 I tried my best. He's a he is a brat too. This is 359 00:26:57.599 --> 00:27:07.960 a high point. Let's see boom and No, this is too creepy and 360 00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:11.720 scary. That was for like the ghost honey one. No, not yet, 361 00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:18.880 not yet. We haven't done the bit yet. Come on, okay, 362 00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:26.319 here we go, Come on. I was about to get up. 363 00:27:26.240 --> 00:27:30.400 I was about to get up, but here we go. I can layer 364 00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:41.079 them. Oh wow, okay, what's your price? Drink a cup of 365 00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:45.920 another person in this room sweat? A full cup? Oh no, oh 366 00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:49.039 god, so either a cup of mice sweat or a cup of Brian sweat. 367 00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:55.160 Full thing? No, A million dollars No, but okay, I 368 00:27:55.200 --> 00:28:00.720 want you to be realistic. Don't just say, okay, I'm not drinking 369 00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:06.559 anybody's a bottle. It's just sweat. It'd be salty. Five grand oh 370 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:08.640 no, five grands a lot of money because you can't. Can you catch 371 00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:14.400 anything from sweat? Just gross? Okay, you know what at this plate? 372 00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:18.920 Fifty dollars. She's like just to get me back to even on the 373 00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:25.599 checking negative. I do it for one thousand dollars, I know, fifteen 374 00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:26.519 hundreds. I do it for fifteen hundred. By the way, I mean 375 00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:30.319 Eric going to go to Taco Bell by ourselves because we don't hang out with 376 00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:36.079 poorsy Oh stop it, stop it. Oh my god. What's your price 377 00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:40.599 to let a world champion box or punch you in the stomach? Oh that 378 00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:44.000 can kill you? Oh hell no, yeah, that can kill you. 379 00:28:44.079 --> 00:28:47.359 Well, it's not going to kill you, but it's gonna hurt. How 380 00:28:47.440 --> 00:28:51.160 much? What's my recovery time? Looking like I don't have details? Ten 381 00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:56.119 million? This is this under a thousand? Thank you? He's more real 382 00:28:56.400 --> 00:29:00.559 times infinity. Yeah, that's thing. Oh my god, that it's not 383 00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:04.039 gonna kill us. This that I will put that on? Will it rupture 384 00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:08.839 my spleen'n? It's just gonna hurt, Like, Oh, it's just gonna 385 00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:12.160 hurt. It's gonna hurt, it's not gonna I'm not gonna be hospitalized. 386 00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:17.160 Oh then it's not that hard of a punch. No, I'm gonna say 387 00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:22.960 one hundred thousand. I think I would do it for seventy five hundred Okay, 388 00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:26.119 I just want to realize a championship boxer, one punch to your stomach 389 00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:34.519 probably would kill you. It's not definitely it would oh my boos? Yeah 390 00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:41.680 yeah, okay. What's your price to surgically attach your pinky to your ring 391 00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:51.279 finger? What does that even mean? Just to make one super long millions? 392 00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:55.039 Oh? That way? I don't know, Maybe this way or maybe 393 00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:57.839 this way I get my million, I'd chop it off. Would you reattach 394 00:29:57.880 --> 00:30:03.319 your little pinky? Then of course you're pinky to your ring finger? Oh? 395 00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:06.559 These two? Oh yes, I know what that means. I think 396 00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:14.839 this, I think this like this, it's like the shocker. Well it 397 00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:21.119 is that. I think you're like floating. Okay, this is not a 398 00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:26.039 gang. That's the shocker for somebody that's had the shocker like several times. 399 00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:30.079 Oh looks like he's had the shocker when it's physically impossible for him to get 400 00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:34.720 shocked like that. Kidding? Yeah, all right, well we'll move on. 401 00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:40.319 What's your price? No, think about it. Don't blurt out ten 402 00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:47.680 dollars, isn't why I look what I blurted out one billion dollars? Now, 403 00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:52.960 be real? You know you getting you getting that crunch burrito is becoming 404 00:30:53.119 --> 00:31:00.160 thinner and thinner and thinner. I just gonna get her a packet of hot 405 00:31:02.279 --> 00:31:04.799 I'm going to get a drink, and I'm gonna get cinnamon balls of cinnamon 406 00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:12.599 balls. Oh yeah, you must have found money since there's a restriction left 407 00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:15.839 my wallet at someplace that I care. I'm getting a two pack. I 408 00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.839 might even get a four pack. I'll do the ordering. That's yeah, 409 00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:22.880 I think Brian should order. How much is your water? Like it's free? 410 00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:27.799 I'm like, oh, that's too much. You must have pepsi with 411 00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:33.640 Taco Bell No, never, Okay, I'm a coke person. I like 412 00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:38.160 Coca Cola better than pepsi. But but when you eat a taco belt, 413 00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:42.119 you need to have a pepsi with it? Does It's so wrong about this 414 00:31:42.359 --> 00:31:47.519 how the food slide out of your buttthole easier? It just is what it 415 00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:48.920 is. No, let me turn you on something. If you go to 416 00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:52.599 Taco Bell, you have to get Mountain Dew Baja blasts. And that's not 417 00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:56.200 just me. That is a cultural thing you must get. But why because 418 00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:59.920 that's the only place that has Baha blasts. You just have to get it. 419 00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:02.599 Okay, But what is is it delicious? Ever? It? No? 420 00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:08.359 You should get it? Throw up taco bell? Oh, let's do 421 00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:10.960 it? Why are you going to throw up? If you have a baja 422 00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:14.000 blast? You might? I might, But if I throw up, it's 423 00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:15.079 gonna be the best thing. Ever. You're not gonna throw up? All 424 00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:20.599 right? No? Here throw Oh my god? What's your price? Yes? 425 00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:24.640 To pierce your belly button? Oh? Ten grand? I'm taking it 426 00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:28.640 right out afterwards too. Actually I do it for a grand. I'm taking 427 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:31.039 it right out afterwards, like Pierce, give me my check. It's coming 428 00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:36.160 out. The lowest you go is the is a thousand? Otherwise the same 429 00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:38.599 worth doing three grand? Okay? Okay, so now are you being more 430 00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:42.000 realistic? I would do it for one hundred bucks? Like, what's the 431 00:32:42.039 --> 00:32:44.519 point of It's just for a hundred bucks. That's not that much pain, 432 00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:45.640 you know, I mean, I know for you, one hundred bucks will 433 00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:50.480 go a long way. But right now, that's a lot of taco bell. 434 00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:53.559 Okay, like a fear for three days, we're going to pretend that 435 00:32:54.559 --> 00:33:01.319 we are all single individuals, right for this question? Okay, what's your 436 00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:09.599 price to legally marry a stranger? Can I divorce them? Yeah? Can 437 00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:15.799 I have them sind a prenup beforehand. I don't. Probably, Oh, 438 00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:22.559 it's probably think about like married at first million? One hundred million, really 439 00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:28.000 one hundred million? Yeah you could, like you could, Laurie. Here's 440 00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:30.559 the thing. I'm in a committed relationship. I know. I said we're 441 00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:32.720 not. We're not during this question. There is no world. There is 442 00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:36.960 no world that I exist and that I'm not in said relationship. So I 443 00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:43.799 reject the premise. You wouldn't understand because you're as dry as desert. But 444 00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:49.799 I'm going to get a what should I do? Hey, if you want 445 00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:53.720 your taco bell? Oh wow, this is your this is your That was 446 00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:57.480 a carrot that just got dangled in front of you. Okay, look at 447 00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:00.400 me, look at me. You want taco bell. I'm getting taco bell. 448 00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:04.519 And you know what, and read the next question. I would do 449 00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:09.840 it for five million. I'm going to get I'm going to get a party 450 00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:14.679 pack of tacos too great, and then they'll say anything else. I say, 451 00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:19.960 yeah, taking off the last ten things. No, I'm going to 452 00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:24.360 get some Simon twists. She just wants lunch for a week. Yeah, 453 00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:28.639 that's exactly what it is. Some bean burritos and you'll get done ordering. 454 00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:30.920 I'll say, great, that'll be on two separate checks. IF's like, 455 00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:35.400 Laura, did you cater a party here? There's just like ten weeks worth 456 00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:37.239 of taco bell in there. No, I forgot what I was saying. 457 00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:43.360 McDonald's is expensive. Have you been to McDonald's. No, because McDonald's gross. 458 00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:45.280 No, their fries aren't. Hello, No, the fries are the 459 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:52.840 grossest thing. No. All right, So for me right now to legally 460 00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:57.920 marry a stranger, I do it for five dollars three the license of the 461 00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:04.079 filing fee. I think i'd do it for fifty grand. You do it 462 00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:07.559 for less? Why would you buy yourself? So? Sure? You do 463 00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:10.280 it for ten grand? What's the big deal? I can always just get 464 00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:15.440 an an moment or divorce. Go get half of it. Some old guy 465 00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:20.840 from like Dubai will pay you five million dollars to marry you. Oh, 466 00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:22.880 that'd be great. See. Will you find that guy for me? Sure? 467 00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:28.320 Let me. Yeah. By the way, I was down in Seaport 468 00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:32.800 Village and there was a yacht that was parked there. Guess how much the 469 00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:40.920 yacht was? Eight million dollar? Fifty million? Yeah, yachts are really 470 00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:46.199 expensive. Who it's some German. Oh it's a German millionaire. Oh my 471 00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:50.199 god. Because you also it's a yacht, and then you also need full 472 00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:53.840 time staff. So guess how much annually it costs to run this boat. 473 00:35:53.960 --> 00:35:59.679 Probably like two and a half million, twenty five million to run it. 474 00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:02.599 To run it, so he must go all over the place use it a 475 00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:08.119 lot. Hey, maybe this is the one. Let's go down to Sepont 476 00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:13.880 Village and listen you you look like a mermaid right now. So let's just 477 00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:16.039 urt you on the end of the boat. We'll wet you down and you 478 00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:19.199 can be like, hey, I'm cheating. Oh my god. Let's go. 479 00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:22.440 We'll go there on our way back from Taco bell I would marry a 480 00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:27.039 stranger for as little as ten grad a'll swing by and still have Evans mermaid 481 00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:30.519 tail. Well, we'll dunk you in water. Oh my god, that 482 00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:35.639 would be amazing. Oh my god. And then you could just perch right 483 00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:37.239 on the edge of the thing. Or he'll like hunt you for like the 484 00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:42.119 trophy. Okay, there's a lot going. Well, there's like you put 485 00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:46.639 we're supposed to give that to somebody. Brother, Yeah, well that will 486 00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:51.960 probably get sweaty. It's just crumpled Oh okay, I see the sweat from 487 00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:58.280 here. Now, what's your price to go over to a guy using a 488 00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:07.039 urinal and share it the same urinal? Is it somebody I know? If 489 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:08.239 there's somebody I know, I do it for free. I'd be hilarious. 490 00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:14.599 No stranger, No. What I would want to do is like stand kind 491 00:37:14.599 --> 00:37:16.119 of behind him and like pee over his shoulder. Oh my god, that 492 00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:20.719 would be hilarious. Well what would be so wrong? Is it just so 493 00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.519 because you're really close to don't get close? Yeah, you don't want to 494 00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:31.679 be so especially Yeah, oh god. I remember this. This was years 495 00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:36.599 and years and years ago, and a buddy of mine and I went to 496 00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:37.800 a bar and he had to go to the bathroom and comes out and he's 497 00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:39.920 like, don't use the bathroom and I was like why and he goes, 498 00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:45.199 it's a trough with a mirror in front of it. Oh, so everybody 499 00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:50.159 peed in this trust. It wasn't like separate, so you could see everybody. 500 00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:54.199 Everybody's it's ding dong. Bathrooms were uncomfortable. I went to Stone Brewery 501 00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:57.719 over the weekend. I went to the bathroom and they have like a line 502 00:37:57.719 --> 00:38:00.199 of urinals, but they don't have the dividers, but some places don't have 503 00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:06.719 that, so it's whatever. But their urinals are waist high and cut off. 504 00:38:06.760 --> 00:38:08.400 There's not like that little like wall you can lean into it all. 505 00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:13.559 It's literally just like a pot almost like stylie. So like you're just like 506 00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:15.679 pissing into a pot in the wall. So there's no protection. So you 507 00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:20.199 just have to mind your business and keep your eyes down. Okay. So 508 00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:24.039 what's your price? It's one hundred grand. Also you could be charged with 509 00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:28.400 like sexual assault. I know, yeah, I'm gonna oh gosh, none, 510 00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:30.039 that's getting me real quick. Oh now you want to make up ruleves 511 00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:34.400 when I ask questions, you like to stop it. You're asking my question. 512 00:38:34.480 --> 00:38:37.480 I'm going to say, like one hundred grand, A hundred grand, 513 00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:42.599 okay, okay, And I can't answer that one okay, okay, I'll 514 00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:45.960 ask your ticket is bigger than everybody is in this room. I know if 515 00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.480 I was a dude, i'd have I'd have a giant dick. It would 516 00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:51.400 be like a John Holmes, thank you, thank you. What's your price 517 00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:55.440 to go into a stall that someone's using in like squat above them in peece 518 00:38:55.480 --> 00:39:00.639 with their legs go. That's not even close to the same thing. I 519 00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:04.559 mean, it's like the same thing, but it's a that is a whole 520 00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:09.199 uh yoga, No, it would be really So let's say we're at the 521 00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:15.519 AHAs and you have to bring you have to go to the bathroom really bad. 522 00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:20.920 The line for the women's bathroom is ginormous. So you go into the 523 00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:23.199 men's room. Okay, you kick open a stall door and there's some guy 524 00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:29.119 taking it down. Yeah, you just pull up your mermaid dress and just 525 00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:34.000 sit on his lap and pee. Wow, I'll give me some rules easier, 526 00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:37.440 don't You won't pee on him, okay, but you will peep through 527 00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.079 his legs. Okay, and he and he is. He is doing the 528 00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:45.480 deed while I'm doing just peeing. No, he's doing the deed. Makes 529 00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:47.400 it sound weak. No, he's in the stall, so he's pooping. 530 00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:52.480 He just likes to sit down. He likes to sit down, sit down. 531 00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:57.760 He's a weird guy. Oh, let me think a stranger men's bethroom 532 00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:02.320 his lap on his CROs well. I would hover. I'm a hoverer helicopter. 533 00:40:02.519 --> 00:40:06.039 It's too tall. You have to sit, you have to make contact 534 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:10.480 because it's too tall. This is terrible. Whatever, I'll give you. 535 00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:14.840 I'll give you a caveat you can hover, but you'll pee on his leg 536 00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:16.559 a little. Or you can sit and you won't pee on him at all. 537 00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:22.960 Oh yeah, this is so weird. Okay, really realistically, realistically, 538 00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:28.280 what's your price? And which which one? Do you pe on him? 539 00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:30.440 Or do you just sit on him and pee through him? Do you 540 00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:32.800 give him a golden shower or just a lap dance? I sit on him 541 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:37.360 and pee through his legs? For what price? Seventy five thousand? Let 542 00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:42.079 me make some calls. Yeah, nobody wants that. I want to see 543 00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:46.800 that. Okay, what's your price to heckle a church minister? Oh? 544 00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:51.480 A dollar? That would be awful, but that would be kind of funny. 545 00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:55.079 No, it would be okay. Think about the church that maybe your 546 00:40:55.119 --> 00:40:59.760 family goes to and you go, you roll up, you roll up. 547 00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:05.880 Then I'll do it for free, roll up and uh and you start going 548 00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:09.960 yeah, oh yeah, God isn't real or whatever? So stupid. I 549 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:13.639 don't know, how would you hackle if I had to say those words A 550 00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:15.840 ba jillion infinity amount of dollars? Because that's awful. I don't know, 551 00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:21.519 that's so weird. I don't don't Okay, I feel like no man money 552 00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:25.000 because the lasting impacts of that are forever. Okay, yeah, all right, 553 00:41:25.039 --> 00:41:30.159 all right? What's your price? Then? To clean a cat's for 554 00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:35.239 with your tongue like they do an entire cat the full time with your tongue 555 00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:40.239 clean a cat ten thousand, No way more I do it. You have 556 00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.320 to clean the whole cat. But the well, what do they do they 557 00:41:46.079 --> 00:41:51.719 the cat? Oh my god, when cats are cleaning themselves, they don't 558 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:54.320 like their but do that put its leg way up in the air and oh, 559 00:41:55.000 --> 00:42:00.360 I don't know, I've never had Oh yeah, oh can I change 560 00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:05.000 my rate? What's your rate? I want the price? I'm going to 561 00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:08.519 say seven hundred and fifty thousand. I will say you get one purel wipe 562 00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:15.679 beforehand, however you want to use it. If you want to stare seven 563 00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:22.760 hundred and fifty thousand, I would do it for five thousand dollars. Jes, 564 00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:27.400 have some respect. You're a human being. You deserve more than flicking 565 00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:32.280 fur. Who cares? And which I wiped off with purel first, there's 566 00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:38.079 still a risk of god or ringworm. Oh my god, you get a 567 00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:45.400 coal? I I am oh mad country yuck. Okay, then what's your 568 00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:52.159 price to jump head first into a pile of warm horse manure head first? 569 00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:57.599 Honestly, I probably do like ten grand. That's the lowest you'd do it 570 00:42:57.679 --> 00:43:00.960 for because you could immediately get out and take a shower. Come on, 571 00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:06.079 maybe five eric twenty five grand. I'd be worried that smell doesn't come out, 572 00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:07.920 That's what I'd be worried about to of course it does. Well, 573 00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:12.280 you take a couple of showers. Heard of a skunk horseman horse poop? 574 00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:15.199 Right, Yes, I've heard of this. It's horse. Come okay, 575 00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:22.320 horse three thousand dollars cross. No, I would do it for that. 576 00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:29.199 I would do it for two hundred bucks. Yeah, she's like, oh 577 00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:34.800 god, oh I would do it for twenty five hundred dollars. Well, 578 00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:37.519 that's pretty twenty five hundred. Look, I would just go ahead. First, 579 00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:39.960 I'd have it on my I'd be like, oh my god, I'm 580 00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:44.280 going to die, and then then it would be washed off quick with a 581 00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:45.440 host. I only have one thing to say. This is why you're in 582 00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:50.800 the negative and you're checking it out, hey, because I I you are 583 00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:57.559 really low balling yourself. I know, Okay, what's your price to travel 584 00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:02.400 across the country in the trunk of a car. Oh, prisoner, No, 585 00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:07.599 no, you're just like the mafia come from. No, Oh, 586 00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:10.199 I get me let out occasionally. Yeah, to pe and like when you 587 00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:15.800 go eat. Yeah, but you but you are when you were driving thousand? 588 00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.360 How long is the trip it's a cross country? Well, how long 589 00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:20.320 are like, how far are we driving each day? How long? Any 590 00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:25.559 days it's gonna be. Oh, four are important. If they're driving like 591 00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:28.960 a mile an hour, it's gonna take like a year. Yeah, four 592 00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:35.000 days, okay, by twenty grand Yeah, I do it for fifty Lord, 593 00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:38.800 like ten me think I can make my own like little area in the 594 00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:44.360 trunk. It's a four door sedan. It's not a big trunk. It's 595 00:44:44.719 --> 00:44:47.599 mafia style. It is good fella's style. Like, so I'm like a 596 00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:52.519 fetal position. Yeah, person, Well the loaner car that I'm driving right 597 00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:54.960 now has a huge trunk. So I'll tell you what. We go to 598 00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:58.599 Taco Bells to day, We'll put you back there. Do you want to 599 00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:00.639 do that? Oh my god, that's so illegal. No, let me 600 00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:02.920 hear it. Let me no, it's not. Yes, it is, 601 00:45:04.119 --> 00:45:06.639 Oh my god, it's not fetal position. Okay, But then you can't 602 00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:12.280 order anything. Wait, you guys like give me well, oh my god, 603 00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:14.760 can you imagine if we went through and you were just like tapping on 604 00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:17.159 the trunk. How much how much do you guys give me to do that? 605 00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:22.360 Nothing? Huh no, No, nothing's podcast fun. You get you 606 00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:24.960 get a free crunch burger or whatever it is out of it. I'm not 607 00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:29.400 getting arrested for suspected kidnapping, just for you to have fun on the way 608 00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:32.679 to Taco Bell. If we get pulled over, it's still illegal. By 609 00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:36.039 the way, it's a ticket. Lea. Oh, I'm not getting it. 610 00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:38.079 I'll eat the ticket. Okay, Oh yeah with what No, you 611 00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:40.679 can't eat the ticket. He has to eat the ticket because he's driving. 612 00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:46.440 Yeah, hell no, come on, it'll be fun for me, for 613 00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:50.000 all of us. For you have a cargo, lock yourself. I'll lock 614 00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:52.199 you in the trunk. And I don't have a jeep. It's not the 615 00:45:52.280 --> 00:45:54.480 same. Okay, we'll lock you in somebody else's trunk and then go to 616 00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:57.320 talk about Oh my god, you know, it would be really funny those 617 00:45:57.360 --> 00:45:59.920 to get a picture of her in that evening gown, like laying in my 618 00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:01.760 I know we should do that. We should told you. Okay, we'll 619 00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:07.840 do one more. Okay, we'll end on this. Okay music please, 620 00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:19.320 Yeah, I got you. That was a beautiful choir. Spend the entire 621 00:46:19.480 --> 00:46:28.239 day at a nude beach with your parents. Oh oh yeah, they're all 622 00:46:28.400 --> 00:46:34.239 They're alive, they're alive. Well mean, Eric has to imagine. My 623 00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:39.119 dad's a lot. So we're your parents are naked, but naked. You're 624 00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:43.719 naked. You were laying on towels at the beach for a full day of 625 00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:49.320 beach activities, volleyball, frisbee, You're going in the water, you're boogie 626 00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:52.760 boarding, you're doing all the beach fun things. Twenty grand oh my god, 627 00:46:53.320 --> 00:47:01.840 maybe think about it. Fifty oh my god, maybe fifty seventy five, 628 00:47:02.039 --> 00:47:06.639 five million, one hand. I'm one hand. I go it's like 629 00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:08.360 if you could do it, but I go, no, you couldn't know. 630 00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:13.599 Laura would do it for free. No, like one hundred and seventy 631 00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:19.119 five bucks. No, I'm just trying to think. I need to visualize. 632 00:47:19.320 --> 00:47:22.639 My mom had a fit when she saw me in bike shorts one time. 633 00:47:24.159 --> 00:47:30.400 Really a well, we get your package is huge. She probably like 634 00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:34.800 she got so many. I bet she did, because you wear those tights, 635 00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:37.599 Erica, big old dick out of here. Oh my, bikes to 636 00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:39.199 her house, and when I showed up the front door, she's like, 637 00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:44.519 why do you do it house? A, yeah, he got a big 638 00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:46.719 one, and B he doesn't wear underwear, so his poor mother probably saw 639 00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:52.719 your She shows up with the like just like, oh my. Likely she 640 00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:54.800 refused to go anywhere with me until I went home and changed probably the veins 641 00:47:54.920 --> 00:48:00.159 or even outlined oh gosh. Yeah, she was not happy. Visual Lee 642 00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:04.280 was not happy. She wasn't having it. No, Lee would not hope. 643 00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:12.280 Did you change your waist? Okay for me a full day naked? 644 00:48:14.199 --> 00:48:17.360 And Jenny, what about Jenny and your brother? And oh my god, 645 00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:23.000 let's just say parents. Let's just say Charlie and Evan. Oh my god, 646 00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:32.000 let's just let's just say parents. God, this is getting really all 647 00:48:32.079 --> 00:48:35.800 right, all right, okay, just your parents, just your parents. 648 00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:44.760 I would do it for twenty five thousand dollars. You do it for less, 649 00:48:44.920 --> 00:48:50.880 I know, right, I bet less than five grand, especially now 650 00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:54.039 that she has her en hands. But she'd be like, she'd be like 651 00:48:54.320 --> 00:49:00.840 seven dollars and fifty cents. I do it for grand Yeah, She's like, 652 00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:02.159 I'm gonna get my money out of these things. Oh my god, 653 00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:07.920 I'm gonna turn up profit. But not not the whole family. Not my 654 00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:12.360 sister, not my brother, and not my kids. Please okay, just 655 00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:15.239 my parents, Okay, ad in your sister and brother, not your kids. 656 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:21.360 He's like, She's like, fine, two grand I'm doubling it. 657 00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:30.159 Oh my god, that would be yeah, Okay, I do you know 658 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:34.119 what? It's shocking all around. Let's let's just let's just be real. 659 00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:39.320 Jenny Eric, my mom and my dad naked with me on the beach, 660 00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:47.280 doing beach activities all day. We're at Black Speech. I do it for 661 00:49:47.719 --> 00:49:52.719 five thousand dollars. Oh, I take my head. But I'm going to 662 00:49:52.880 --> 00:50:01.320 just say I want to go. God, you guys, this is going 663 00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:06.079 to be some party. Laura's going to be naked. We're going to be 664 00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:07.519 a via house on Friday at six. If you still want a ticket, 665 00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:12.639 please d m us or please, I'm going to Is there a therapist that's 666 00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:15.320 watching? Thank you for watching, My God, sure to subscribe to us 667 00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:21.639 on allable social media channel. Happy birthday, Oh my god, Happy sixtieth 668 00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:25.480 birthday you guys. Anyways, we really appreciate you guys watching thanks for listening. 669 00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:30.119 We'll see you next time. Thank you. We're going to Taco Bell 670 00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:36.039 Okay, all right, I'll see you guys next time. Mike, did 671 00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:38.639 you turn it off? Anyways? Bye bye, Love you,