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Welcome to Buns and Banter, a
podcast by work Busties for work Busties.

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Hey, I'm Lauren and I'm Ali. We're both morning show hosts for iHeartMedia.

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We're both millennials, and we're both
trying to figure out how to build

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the lives we dream about, dating, marriage, career, career, and

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being a mom, how to get
through a week without crying. Welcome to

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Buns and Banter. We're glad you're
here. Oh m, you came with

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your notes again. I'm so impressed. I love it. I love the

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you have physical paper notes. Well, So backstory on this first thing.

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Lauren and I both work at iHeartMedia. We're both morning show hosts. Says

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that every time in our little like
intro or whatever. So we have a

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lot of bosses and like the podcast. It's different than like our on air

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shifts and like our morning shows and
stuff. Oh yes, but our boss

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has been asking about the podcast,
which freaked me out quite frequently lately,

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which I'm like, are we in
trouble? I guess first thought, But

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I actually I think it's a good
thing, and I think he really he

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wants to help us sort of like
figure out what our niches, and you

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know, when you've positioned a lot
of radio stations and you know, sort

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of done radio marketing and broadcasting for
thirty plus years, it's helpful to like

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hear that kind of bus out.
And he listened to an episode and we

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don't know which one. I don't
know which one, and he was like,

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well, I'm not the target?
Why am I? Which I thought

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was was a very PC way.
I did ask him point blank. I

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was like, did we scare you? And he was like, no,

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no, I just it's probably not
a podcast I would seek out as a

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sixty five year old man. And
I was like, okay, well,

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you know that's not really I mean, I'm not saying that we don't have

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sixty five year old man to our
sixty five year old men, because I

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know that we do, but yeah, like not the so so we kind

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of talked for a little while and
we were kind of talking about what we

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want the podcast to be, and
you and I keep going back to this

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lifestyle from different life spaces, yes, which I really think hits the nail

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on the head conversations we can't have
on the air exactly. And that was

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his takeaway. He was like,
you guys are really talking about stuff that

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you can't talk about on the air. So yeah, using language we cannot

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use on the air, absolutely not. But the FCC don't give a shit

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about podcasts. So here we are. That's another T shirt. That's another

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T shirt. So I've got some
burning questions, oh my god, that

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we definitely would not be able to
answer on our respective morning shows, but

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we're doing it on bunds of banter
today. I did not know this,

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by the way. Yeah, this
is a this wuttle surprise. I'm comfortably

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close. So this is just like
I've got I've I've got a few of

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these. Okay, we'll see.
Let's just see how it goes. I

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love it, answer honestly and we
can. Do you want to do like

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one two three we both answer at
the same time, or do you want

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me to read them and then you
answer and let's try the one two three?

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I love the chaos, okay.
Most likely to sleep with a friend's

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ex you me for sure. I
don't say that badly, it's just I

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would make sure it was okay.
I just think people are very drawn to

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you and you can't help who it
is. I obviously like I wouldn't do

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anything shady, but you know,
we all have needs. I'm a very

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loyal Libra friend. Yes, like
I will die defending my friends, but

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like, if you're okay with it, and these are I'm just saying.

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I'm just saying. Anyways, who
is most likely to falsely use a disabled

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parking space? You? I?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe I

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can't imagine you doing that at all. I can't. I did it when

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I was pregnant ones, That's why. And I feel really bad, but

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not because not falsely, Like I
do think that pregnant women should have a

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spot closer to the door. I
felt bad though, because they did.

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I just missed the signage. It
was literally like a handicapped spot and an

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expectant mother spot. But this was
third trimester. Do you remember my ankles?

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I could barely walk. And that's
the only reason why I say that.

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That's the only reason they don't come
for me. I really I never

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use those I know. These are
these are spicy. These are spicy questions.

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Okay. Most likely to have a
crush on a friend's parent you me?

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Obviously, I know. I was
reading some of these before and I

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was like, this is gonna be
easy. This is so fun. Who's

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most likely to commit murder me?
I would say such a short fuse.

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I'm an emotional aries you, and
you watch all of those crime shows,

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so I feel like i'd get away
with it. You're like, yeah,

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you feel very confident that you'd be
like, this is fine. I'd tell

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you about it though. Yeah,
i'd help loyal, But in terms of

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legally speaking, I've never met her
a day in my life. So okay.

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Who has the worst music taste?
I wouldn't say worst. I would

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just say our music. Our tastes
and music are different, super different.

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I probably have a very eclectic taste
that sometimes people don't love. I do

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too, but like in a different
way. I like oldies, you do,

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but we like different oldies. Yeah, Like you are all the Debbie

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Harry yeah, and Whitney Houston yeah
yeah right, and my Powerhouse women,

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especially Selene Heart. Oh, Selene
is the songbird of our generation. I

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could spend a whole episode. I
could maybe sing to Selene, Oh my

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god. I know, okay,
I know, but like you want to

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turn on some CCR or like some
queen see yeah, see, we both

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have great taste in music. I
feel like Selene, I feel like that's

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kind of a pre wreck to work
in our business, Like, yeah,

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you have to be a fan of
a lot of different kinds of music because

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you don't really go into radio with
a like, oh I want to work

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in Top forty, or oh I
want to work in country, or oh

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I want to work in because working
in all of it, you're doing it

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all. You're doing it all,
like you have to have you have to

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be a fan of all of it. This one's funny. Who needs to

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be medicated? Both? So if
you know someone anyways who is not but

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should be, who would be the
worst in an emergency? She would As

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long as no bones are sticking out
of your body, she'd be fine.

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All right. But remember when I
ran out of gas? I was so

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vulnerable. Yeah, actually that was
like right after the podcast last week,

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Lauren pulled out of the garage.
I left like a twenty minutes after her.

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Yep, and I get a phone
call, Hey, I ran out

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of gas in the Maserati thought I
had one more trip. Not the Maserati's

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fault. It definitely told me,
girl, you're not getting anywhere, and

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I ignored it. I do that
too, though I will wait until my

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car is past e. Yes so
calm, and a murder so not calm

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in an emergency. Here we go. This person shows traits of a serial

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killer, but like the good traits, I'm charismatic, I'm trustworthy. The

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good traits quote unquote got it organized? Who would wear a band T shirt

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without knowing the band? Ali?
I would, yep, I would you

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such a cute band style. I
don't believe in that you have to like

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name three songs when you have a
band T shirt on. Like, maybe

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I just liked the T shirt.
Okay, maybe I discovered Maybe someone discovers

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Nirvana because they saw the T shirt
at Target, and like then they become

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obsessed with ner It's just like,
let people have their T shirts. This

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person does not wear socks with shoes. Both of us have done it,

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but you currently not wearing you sucks
And I feel so bad too, because

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you told me two episodes ago,
because you've gotten a bit more cash in

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the studio now and you were like, take your shoes off. I said

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I would never. I don't wear
socks and shoes, and I'd probably kill

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you. Laurna and I both have
juicy toes. Too. That's a nice

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visual for someone someone and you can
Venmo's five dollars. Who do you think

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has the highest body count? You
me? I mean? I yeah,

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yeah, not bad. I just
I've been I've been not stuck, but

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in a loving relationship with mine for
so long. Yeah, and let me

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tell you these past few years,
they've been pretty dry. They've been pretty

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dry, not for a lack of
trying, right, just I will tell

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you though, that two year hiatus
I took from Chris. If we're talking

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a media body count, it's a
respectable number. Oh take some runs after

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some events. Oh wow, that's
I don't know if it's everyone was single.

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I don't like to ship where I
eat. I did that. I

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did that for a while. You
know that I did that for a while,

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and I'll never do it again.
Never. If I'm in a relationship

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with someone and we like start a
business together, that's different. Mind your

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business. But I will never like
be working someplace and be like, oh,

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there's a new person in sales that
I think I'm going to take a

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run at. No, uh,
don't do it. Uh shove me off

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the fire escape. Oh I would
this person would start a fight unprovoked.

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I would. I was just about
to say I would. Yeah, I

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back you up. Sometimes you just
like you're so confident, I know that

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whatever happened was to you, not
from you, And I'd be like,

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I'm here to throw down, yeah, unprovoked, Like I'm not just gonna

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walk out on the street and like
throw a sucker punch, but like you

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know, if I see an underdog
or someone that needs help, oh,

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I'm in it, baby, Yeah, I'm in it. That's your good

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samaritan self. Yeah, most likely
to get a sugar daddy. I mean

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we both need one, right,
So I am consider this our application.

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I was like, I'm not ashamed
to say it. Even Chris would probably

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be like absolutely, babe, Yeah
yeah. Who relies on their mom for

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everything? I don't know. You
talk to your mom a lot. I

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talk to my advice every single day, but I don't like rely on her

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to make like doctor appointments or oh
yeah no, no, you know,

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but like I'm super close with my
mom, So I'll take that one.

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Yeah. I think that's good.
It's like the it's the therapy we can

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afford, which is free. Yeah, sorry, mom, who would have

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been lobotomized in the fifties, me
same. I think we both would have

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been very very group, right,
Okay. Most likely to swear at a

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child. Oh god, it's so
hard not to you. I've gotten much

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better, but oh man, we
were we were looking at a house yesterday

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and Will walks and he goes,
whoa look at all this shit. I

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was like, no, I'm so
sorry. I'm sorry. It's like funny

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though when they swear, but like
usually when it's in the proper context.

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Yeah, it's like so sad.
I know which I should not have children?

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I really shouldn't. Who's most likely
to prefer the kids pop version of

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songs? No, neither, I
can't neither I have kids, And I'm

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like, absolutely not. And you
know what this next one? I know

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neither of us would do this unless
we were specifically asked. Most likely to

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show up wearing white to a wedding. Oh no, no, not even

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like huh uh, Like sometimes when
people show up at a wedding with like

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a lighter dress with like a print
on it. Yeah, I'm even like,

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what are you doing? Yep?
I won't even go Like, even

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if you asked me to show up
in white, I'd still go cream I

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don't think I could do it.
You'd go cream, I'd be it'd be

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so weird to be like going in
a white dress to a wedding. I

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don't know. I don't think I
could do it. I don't think any

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of the light neutral colors are in
play. If I was asked by the

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bride to go in white, oh, I see, the closest i'd get

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is cream. Oh. Otherwise,
like I'm dark, most likely to commit

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arson. I mean, it'd be
a dual effort. Yeah, I was

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gonna say either one of us,
but the other one would would be there

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to make sure that you stayed safe
and that we got out of there correctly.

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But again, we've never met.
I don't know her. I don't

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even know what fire is. Yep, you run north, I run south.

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This person will die alone. It'll
be me. Lauren has kids and

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a husband. I have a dog
who will probably eat my body if I

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she would. I think, if
you know maybe though. See, that's

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one that is one of my biggest
fears is that I'm gonna take a tumble

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down my stairs when I'm alone,
break my neck, and I'm dead.

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In there for a couple of days
and Fran is like sorry, I would

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find you in within hours. There's
a lot of meat on these bones,

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delicious meat. Most likely to accidentally
join a cult me, I feel like

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it would be you. I am
so gullible, so gullible. I think

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I would love the feeling of group
togetherness. I don't think you're gullible.

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I think you just really love a
group activity activity. If that's like taking

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the stairs to Heaven, I'm in. If we're all going together, it's

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so fun matching outfit. And will
there be wine because then there's no like

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you're never getting her back in.
And last, but certainly not least most

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likely to start a cult you Me, you're so again confident and charismatic,

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and I think you'd have a fun
cult. I don't think it'd be a

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bad one. And it'd be like
a good You'd be like a good cult.

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It'd be very life affirming. Mm
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very you know, like, uh, what's it self help? Self help?

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If you've never seen that episode of
Shit's Creek where they accidentally joined the

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cult by going to the exercise class, that's how you'd get me. And

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I'd be like, this is the
greatest place with the greatest people. Yeah,

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so they were Oh that was good, burning questions for buns and banter.

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That was very on point too.
I think we should do this like

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every once in a while. Yes, I feel very good about my answers,

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like I'm self aware of my issues, which is really important. Yeah,

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I feel like we really know each
other. Yeah, okay, so

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can I make Can I do an
update about my thumb? Yeah? Elliot

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hurts so bad if you follow me
on TikTok. I gave the story a

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couple of days ago. We got
to go on a trolley ride for the

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Grand Rapids International Wine, Beer and
Food Festival, so fun, which is

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so delish, And I wanted to
look cute, so I wore a body

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suit and I just we need to
talk about bodysuit battles for a minute.

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You looked snatched. Well, I
appreciate that. I think that was part

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of the problem, because the reason
I looked snatched is because I bought this

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bodysuit that had compression built in because
I needed some I need some help in

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the mid section. It's okay,
it's I like to feel good in what

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I'm wearing. Yea. So if
you're not aware of how a bodysuit works.

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It's a onesie for grown ass people, and so most of the time

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it snaps in the undercarriage area.
Here's the messed up thing, though,

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the snaps like on a infant onesie. Yeah, it's the same snaps.

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Yes, they don't like they're not
reinforced for an adult body, they're not

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no upgraded, they're not designed for
adult hands, and they're the same.

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I just though's so wild to me
that it's the same for an infant on

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like a middle aged woman's garment.
Yes I'm not calling you middle aged because

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you're you're not, but I'm just
saying that I will burn this place to

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the ground. Arson. So we're
at the end of this trolley ride.

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We've had all these great like foods
and bethies, and I finally have to

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pee. I held on the whole
trolley ride and we're talking nine am to

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four pm. I did not break
the seal. We get to our final

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stop and we were going to do
a wine tasting, so I wanted to

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like give myself some room, empty
out the tank, and I'm going to

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resnap this child's onesie on myself,
and the compression shot back so hard it

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tore my thumbnail off. I was
in the stall next to her when this

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happened, and I was out like
washing my hands or whatever, and I

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heard her go, oh wow,
So I was thinking the worst. I

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thought that the I thought something had
happened and you're undercarriage with the snaps yuh

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huh. Yeah, I thought the
body esuo, gotcha? It did?

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It did? Then you didn't come
out for a while, and I was

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like, I don't know if I
should leave and give her a minute,

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or if I should stay in here
in case she needs help. It hurt.

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It is one of the most painful
things I've had happened, top five

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for sure, and I'm not trying
to be dramatic. It tore the whole

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like now the bed is exposed,
which is super sensitive. It bled,

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it bled the whole time we were
sitting there. So I like drank my

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wine while I was like covering my
thumb because I didn't want anybody to know,

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wh would you cut your thumb well. I couldn't get her to roma

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cooch well enough and now like two
days later, it is still throbbing.

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I like, you can't touch things, you can't hit, but it is

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the dumbest fashion injury I've ever had. And it's like that, like,

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oh, how did you hurt yourself? I broke a nail. I know

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it's not even good, but it's
bad. Oh, it's so terrible.

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And I did this on the air
on one of my shows, and it

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got this fascinating phone call. His
name is Kevin and he's a former marine.

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Ooh, and he's like, oh, let me tell you about this

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wardrobe malfunction. And I've never been
taken behind the ropes of our military before.

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And he I couldn't recognize the word
he used, but within the marine's

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uniform. And if we have anybody
that's in the service, or wasn't the

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service listening, please correct me,
you know, in the comments or whatever

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if you can. But your like
shirt tails are connected through your pants to

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like your socks, so that everything
is held in together. There was a

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word for whatever this piece of garment
is. Your shirt is connected to your

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socks. Yeah, is the way
he was describing it to me. And

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he goes, so a lot of
times this thing will snap up. Oh,

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it's so tight it'll rip your leg
hair out. Oh. And so

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he's like a lot of times like
you'll either see people with just waxed legs

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so they don't have to deal with
it because you're constantly like if you're in

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your dress blues and things like that, that's when you have to wear it.

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And I was like, Kevin,
I would already thank you for your

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service, but even more so now
knowing that little tidbit of knowledge, doesn't

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that sound awful? I think,
Oh, it'll just He's like, so

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I can't even commy times I've just
had leg here ripped right out in the

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middle of a ceremony. Oh my, I know, because then I felt

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really bad hearing a marine talk about
that when I'm like, my thum hurts.

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Howie, that is fascinating? That
interesting? Wow. I knew there

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was a lot that went into military
uniforms, and I'm like, wow,

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do you ever watch like military TikTok? I don't you should? It sounds

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fascinating because like the things that they
like, they'll like they get ready with

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me are super super fascinating because sometimes
it's guys, sometimes it's girls, but

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sometimes they just like are filming tiktoks, like on base or like certain places,

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and I'm like, is this a
national security issue, like, should

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you guys right be doing this like
filming from inside whatever you're in. I

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don't even know, but but get
ready with me military on TikTok. Yeah,

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that's a good that's a good,
good suggestion of never speaking of wardrobe.

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Oh no, not malfunctions. But
I'm just like a little bit nervous

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about it. I'm going to a
wedding this weekend with a guy that I

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have been seeing, oh yeah for
a little over a month. Now,

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I'm just gonna hard launch it.
Uh. And I got a dress and

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you know, I love to rent
a dress. You're so good at it

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too, you find the best stuff. I rent clothes every single month.

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Shout out to Newly. This is
not sponsored, but it could be if

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you want it to be, so
you let me know. So I get

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a dress from Newly and it looks
so cute. And I love renting a

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dress because people will post pictures of
them in the dress so you can sort

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of get a feel for, like
what it looks like on an actual,

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real human body. Thank you.
And they tell you how much they weigh

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and how tall they are and what
shape their body is and if they have

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sized up or sized down it's great. It's awesome. So the reviews were

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like, you probably want to size
down. I'm cutting it close right,

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like, I'm leaving tomorrow. This
stress arrived yesterday, so I don't really

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have a lot of time to like
make another move or pivot if this doesn't

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work right. It fits. It's
kind of a puffier sleeve cute, and

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it's cut like so I posted a
picture of this on my Facebook page.

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You can kind of see it in
the picture. But I texted my mom

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and my sisters like, do you
notice anything weird about this dress? The

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sleeve connection to the actual dress is
right in the middle of my nipple.

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Oh, it's like not wide enough
up top. Yeah, which also makes

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it impossible to wear a bra.
This is the first time I am meeting

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this man's mother, Oh, my
mother, cousin, cousin's new wife,

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like his entire family. Hey,
and I've got like, oh, look

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at this now. While you're talking
about it, my mom and my sisters

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say that you can't tell, and
I'm like, well, I'm not gonna

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be able to wear a bra.
And this dress is like it's a darker

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floral, but it's really thin material, Okay, And I just I don't

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want to be Hey, remember that
girl you brought to the wedding who you

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could see right through her dress to
her nipples. Oh, I think that's

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really cute. So this is exactly
I love that pattern. This is exactly

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what I thought you were describing,
because I was just talking about this with

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a friend of mine the other day. Yeah, this is a new style

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where the like whatever you call them, the pleats, the lineage whatever.

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I notice it on a lot of
the National Morning shows too on TV really,

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and they can sit really awkwardly and
you almost have like a fembot look.

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Yes, yes, and it's the
style. I don't think you have

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that here though, because I think
with the pattern it's not. These are

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like like some of the solid color
ones I notice. I'm like, oh

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my goodness, it is drawing all
of your attention into and then your nipple

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is there because you can't wear a
bral Like you said, Yeah, this

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is cute. I think this is
really cute, and I don't notice that.

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Is it girl cute though? Or
is it like everyone will think it's

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cute, Because that's the other thing
that I'm worried about. I'm like asking

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him all of these questions. I'm
like, well, what's the dress code,

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where's the wedding gonna be? And
of course they never have any good

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information. I'm like, well,
what are you wearing. He's like,

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well, I'm wearing a suit because
I'm an usher in the wedding. I'm

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like, oh, you're in the
wedding. Oh that's brand new information,

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right right, right, Okay,
I'll just I'll figure it out. That

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is, everybody will think it's cute, cute one hundred percent, and it's

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like, you don't you don't wanna
thank you. M That makes me feel

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a little bit better, But you
know, like you want to make like

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a good first impression. So it's
tough to try to find something where it's

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like it's not only just like you're
the guest to a wedding that you you're

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someone's plus one. Yeah, So
that's like a layer. Then the other

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layer is like, I'm meeting your
entire family for the first time, so

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this is their first impression of me. I think it is actually a very

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perfect choice because the other thing,
like what I would be so nervous about,

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which always happens with my dresses,
is the low cutness. Yeah,

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and I don't like, I'm not
here to be rolling in, you know,

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looking like a fresh mom that's still
getting a lot of the milk up

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top, Yeah, which is what
tends to happen for me in dresses.

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And I don't really mind something that's
super low cut because I don't have huge

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boobs. Yeah, so like I
feel like I can get away with it,

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like I've got small boob privilege.
That is beautiful though. I think

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that's a really really good choice for
exactly the event you just described. Oh

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I am, I think great a
man, right, Like you literally can't

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wear the wrong just don't wear jeans
to the wedding, right exactly. But

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there's also like a rehearsal dinner involved
in this too, which of course we're

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going up for because he's an usher
in the wedding and like his cousin is

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like his brother. So I'm like, oh, that's another outfit. I

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gotta figure out. This is very
awesome and intense at the same time.

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It's awesome and intense, awesome and
intents. What would you wear to a

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rehearsal dinner where you don't know anybody
and you don't know what the dress code

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is? And I also don't know
if it's like a rehearsal dinner, rehearsal

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dinner, because that can mean so
many things these days, or if it's

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like a welcome dinner. We had
a super casual reception rehearsal dinner, you

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did, Yeah, like we did
it one of my favorite restaurants in Grand

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Ledge that's like a bar also and
had this great back room, like woodsy,

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huge fireplace like Redwoods of Northern Califield, very very chill. Like you

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could have worn jeans, but I
think a rehearsal dinner you get away with

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like a really cute pantsuit pants suit. Yeah, I think so for a

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rehearsal dinner. Oh geez, Okay, I was thinking jeans. Oh,

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I think you could. But see, I don't know, because I don't

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know the level of niceness. You're
right, I don't know either. I

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don't know either. And I was
like, well, what are you gonna

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wear? I asked him, and
he was like, probably like just like

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pants and a button up. And
I'm like, but you can wear that

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to literally any situation and look appropriate, whereas if I wear jeans to an

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event that I'm not supposed to wear
jeans to. Yeah, I'll stick out

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like a sort thumb. Would you
rather be overdressed than underdressed? No?

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I would rather be the right amount. Yes, if I had to skew

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one way or the other, I'd
rather be overdressed than underdressed to any situation

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anytime. But it's gonna probably be
chilly. If everyone's wearing jeans and I

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show up in a dress that's trying
you hard. Yeah, I wouldn't go.

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Oh, I don't know. I
wouldn't go dress if you like,

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do you know the venue this rehearsal
dinner is at? No, my god,

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this man of yours? What are
we supposed to do? I know?

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And like he's traveling this week,
so I feel like I can't ask.

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I'm like trying not to blow up
his phone. But it's like an

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out of town wedding too, so
it's not like I can like I have

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to bring oh a girl. I
would have my back seat full of everything

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I owned, roll up, peek
in the window of whatever you're at,

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look at someone, and then go
and change in the bathroom. Is exactly

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how I'd handle this, I know. And I'm like, well, where

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are we staying? And he's like, oh, with my family and my

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family's house. Like, oh much, of course we are. I know,

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I knew that. I know.
Yeah, this is zero to one

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hundred zero. I don't hate it, zero to one hundred got it handled.

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I have a badass, Yeah,
I do. I think so you

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do love the dress. I think
whatever you figure out for Friday night will

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be I think you could go,
like even a dark Dunham that I know

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you have. That's always classic.
Okay, oh yeah, okay, yeah,

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like black jeans aren't actually gens no
god, no, no count that

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is formal. Man. We're meant
to be dunhim on Dunham like Canadian tuxedo

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people. I love Dunham on Dennel. It's fabulous. You looked on the

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trolley ride we were just talking about. You looked absolutely phenomenal. Dunna Dunham

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Unham. Never again will I be
wearing a body suit that snaps the way

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that it did. I don't can't
do worse than that for your rehearsal dinner.

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We have sent people to the moon, but we cannot figure out how

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to innovate the woman's bodysuit underlying problem
there. Oh woman, I don't get

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it. I know it's twenty twenty
three. Give me something that snatches me

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up in a healthy, non destructive
way. It doesn't seem to be hard.

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Yeah, Like I really thought,
like, where's spanks? Where are

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you guys? That's a good point
because I feel like, for a second

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there it was like innovation after innovation
after innovation, and now like I haven't

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heard anything in a minute. It's
like we've hit a wall. I do.

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I get that you've got your jeans, but I'm looking for something that

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is a bit closer, closer to
the bone, that's not a snap like

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can we but like also a zipper
feels dangerous? Yes, yeah, I'm

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not really sure what velcrow? Oh
if it can? If it? Because

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the last thing I need is both
of my onesie tails to pop out of

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my jeans in a moment. Yeah. Ah, today's episode brought to you

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by being so hard to be a
woman. We really need like a shapewear

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sponsor, please or something. I
love it. I'm down. You'd help

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the wedding, you'd help the rehearsal, you'd help the day to day.

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Never again would I be walking around
with a bloody thumb and a story that

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doesn't match the gnarly injury, and
that is going to take a while for

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your nail to grow out and protect
whatever is hanging out of there. God,

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it's something right. I'm actually assuming
some kind of infection will make its

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way and and that's how I go. Of course, So I have signed

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you over as part beneficiary of my
very little work benefits here. You're welcome.

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I will take wonderful care of Will
and Sophia. Chris, I feel

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like maybe he might, you know, have to. He's fine, figure

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it out. Yeah, he's he's
totally fine. Yep. Yeah, he'd

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probably tell me. He told you
so, bab that body suit was a

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little tough. Yeah, we're good, but I would like your headphones, so