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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
one, the freak. All right,

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all right, all right, we
start at six a m. Of course,

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Kevin Turner, Danny Batist, Mike's
Roy, J J. Jackson with

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a downbeat, Benantskin Show, next
Speakeasy, after that Vibe at Buffalo Wildling's

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in grape Vine Tonight that Speakeasy two
six, and then we will be out

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there doing the draft. Me and
Jeff Cavnall will do the draft six pms.

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Well, we will get started the
NFL draft tonight. Look forward to

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that. Come now. I went
a little bit of a trip and an

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adventure, Kevin, my adventure.
I went adventure of a lifetime. So

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long story short, I went.
I got engaged in November and we have

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not said a day and don't really
know when we're getting married. But she

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always wanted to go to Italy.
I had never really, I don't know,

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I've just never really been in a
position to be like, oh,

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I can go travel the globe.
I don't know, for whatever reason.

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And I'm like, okay, yeah, I knew she wanted to go,

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and she actually sent me like on
this Latina. It was like she sent

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me like a Dave Matthews Band tour
dates Europe. Like you sent it to

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me, like when the day was
released, and I was like, hell,

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yeah, let's go to Italy.
Okay it was it was just like

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that, and then it was like
you know, and then you start talking

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in person about it, it's like, yeah, let's go. It was

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like, let's do it. True. I love that. That's usually how

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that's happened, right, It's something
that seems so far fetched or something you

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can't afford or whatever, kind of
on a whim. Yeah, definitely on

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a whim, and you'll never really
be able to afford. Yeah, if

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you think about it too much,
travel or any of this. Like you

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just booked the date, you make
it happen. Just do it. And

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that's kind of what we did,
and you did it to screw it.

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I appreciate you taking that leap of
faith. It definitely helps for me going

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to see it and getting into a
danger is can of tuna with wings to

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go over deep ocean water. It
is right, a flying tile and all

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it really is just a tube.
It's so crazy and there's so many people

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on there. It feels like there's
a guy about old man making old man

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jokes. In my recent flight,
and he kept calling it the fart tube.

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They did it three times in a
good two minutes before I could put

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my earbuds in trying to make sure
everybody hurt him. They were all stuck

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in the fart tube again. Huh, because this whole the plane, the

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airplane, is the fart tube.
Okay, did y'all hear what I said?

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Said far too? Okay, someone
do something with this guy dad.

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Then I reclined right into his pasta
primavera. So I stormed out of here

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last Wednesday. Yeah, our flight, it was actually I thought our flight

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was earlier than it was. Our
I was a little bit later than it

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was actually seven thirty, but you
know, you had to get there.

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You got to be traffic, so
leaving at five year through customs, and

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I also had not gone to get
my medication from the pharmacy. Gotta get

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snacks because it's a long flight.
You might need snacks. You don't want

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to get to the plane for international
travel at least ten hours before your flight,

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for sure, And that's what I
did, but so ended up get

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us. I also had to mow
the yard before I went to because what

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my grass grows like dude. When
I got home after one week, the

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weeds were taller than my house in
the backyard. It was crazy. Either

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way, get on the flight.
You're sitting down. We're about to go

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a little nervous. I got my
flippers, got my laminated shark guide sheet,

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and my pool noodle, which is
not bad convenient, but we made

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it. And this is your captain
speaking. We've got a bit of a

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problem with one of the lights on
the plane. Maintenance is on the way,

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should be able to handle this next
ten to fifteen minutes. We appreciate

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your patients. Thank you for flying
American Airlines. No problema, ten fifteen

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minutes whatever, nine hour flight,
what's fifteen minutes thirty minutes later, there's

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you're grabbing speak. Still having a
bit of a problem up here with this

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light. We're having to download some
new software and that's what's the big hold

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up, is to change a headlight. Didn't even know what these new cars.

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Everything's computers, Mikey. So we're
gonna we'll keep you updated. Thank

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you for your patients. Hopefully we'll
get up in the air in no time.

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But we're gonna make sure the plane's
perfect. Okay, so I'm just

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still in my head like, yeah, the plane better be perfect, right,

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So I appreciate the pilot saying that. So I'm in the it's a

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two three two setup across, you
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the two Wait, you're in the
I'm in the not in the middle,

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I'm on the aisle. I'm in
the middle. Eree and over on the

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far left one row behind me is
a guy who is clearly a pilot,

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a pilot. Now he was not
dressed up like he was a pilot who

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was going on vacation undercover pilot.
So this fall on Fox, I don't

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think he was an American Airlines.
But he's talking to his friends and he's

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explaining to these other two people as
well what's going on. And I heard

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them clearly say are you a pilot? And he goes, yes, I

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heard that, So he goes.
He goes, well, yeah, I

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goes. It's times like this,
It's all about customer service. He's like,

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part of being a pilot is being
half the of being a pilot is

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his customer service. If people are
freaked out, you have to calm them

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down, you have to explain.
He goes, it could be a lie.

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It could not be lights. It
could be something different than that.

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And the way he said it,
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into it. The way he said
it, it sounded like he was being

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real. It sounded genuine, genuine, I think. But that's a smart

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thing for the pilot to tell you
is a light because then when you go

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ultimately you're like one lights out.
Yeah, and guess what, the pilot

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doesn't want to fly over the ocean
if it's a bigger issue either as your

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grab speaking, Yeah, we're having
a hard time figuring out what the situation

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is and we're not gonna take off
over the ocean and a plane that's not

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ready to go, so we're going
to go ahead and deplane and you'll go

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to this gate. Oh my god, this is exhausting me just to hear

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those words. So I'm okay,
And now I'm like looking at the clock.

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I've got a connector in Barcelona to
Milan, which is just an hour,

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fighter hour and twenty minutes. Like
it was easy. Okay, Well,

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as long as you make that,
we're good. And they keep giving

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you the updates on your phone.
Fifteen minutes later, thirty minutes later,

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thirty minutes, like okay, we're
not gonna make it now. So we

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get off the plane and we're just
standing there and I'm like, okay,

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so they're not ready to go.
There's things probably a back eleven o'clock before

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we can get the new plane in
and get on that plane from a seven

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point thirty scheduled departure ouch. And
I was like, well, that throws

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off our We're not going to make
our connecting flight. Now. Do we

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try to get that right now or
do we handle it once we get to

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Barcelona? What do you do?
There was only one flight scheduled to Milan

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at the time. There ended up
being two more. We got lucky.

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So we get back and we're hanging
out and then we you know, go

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have a drink, and you're just
kind of waiting. Sure, if you

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got on the plane, you're fine. The flight over there not too much

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or a problem. Because I was
exhausted, and you're standing there and you're

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waiting. You're about to go to
the plane again, and they're going through

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the procedures again. Times you're boarding
pass, you're eleven, your boarding pass,

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your passport. There's a lady whoever
fifteen minutes is Ago and make sure

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you have your board. I'm like, lady, shut up, We've already

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been through, we already nailed that. We don't need to be an I

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mean, it's a singular group of
people all frustrated. Yeah, but Kevin,

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she's giving that information to the one
stupid person that inevidence is not going

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to be paying attention. But I
also had the feeling that she had a

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little bit of radio blue balls that
kind of felt like she wanted to really

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be into the PA address and an
empty urnmle on the orphanage. So now

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he's got an empty sack every day
every day. So I was also like,

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does American Airlines do anything for you
if you're having to cancel plans or

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is that just the way it is? One flights are delayed. I don't

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know, but it did cancel my
plans and I had to buy a new

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flight once I got to Barcelona.
You had to buy a new flight pocket,

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Yeah, I miss what you follow
a grievance with the airlines and Barcelona.

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The airlines we're using in Barcelona to
get to Milan was Boiling, which

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is popular up there, but it's
not terribly short flight. So responsible for

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this at all. I guess not
that we'll get you to Milan. It's

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just going to take longer. You
didn't want to wait on American too.

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Yeah, would they put you up
for a night or how would that app

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So your options are options where we
could have stayed, found a place to

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stay in Barcelona, which you've been
paying for out of pocket. They should

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pay for that. Americans just getting
you to Barcelona, that's their job.

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Got you? Got you? Then
my flight from Barcelona to Milan on whaling,

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Yeah, then I understand you're just
someone who got you. So this

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wasn't a flight to Rome with a
connector. These are two separate gotcha.

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And I don't know if there's probably
people who go to Europe all the time

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or travel or whatever who know if
whaling is good or not whaling Even Rocky,

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She's like pretty sure, that's like
the spirit. But it was a

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short flight for us, sweepening with
care. You know, Barcelona Malon is

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a quick one. So it was
just a connector that was available. It

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was we missed it. The smaller
part to monkey. Now I filed a

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grievance again whaling and they tell you
we'll get you a response in ten days,

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four laughs. Now, so ten
days they can give me a response

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if they're gonna give you any money
back from missing a flight that was American

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Airlines' fault, No, you're just
paying for it. And I was like,

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I don't care. Oh, we
need to get to where we're going.

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I do not want to go to
because from Milan we had a driver

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who was gonna pick us up the
Malan Airport and this driver was gonna take

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us up to Lake Como where we're
staying, so that gets delayed a little

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bit too. You're dealing with him
and like it's just a lot of crap.

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Yeah, that's stressful, and you're
like Jesus, just because the light

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didn't work on American Airlines and they
do not have to do anything now that

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thing that passed yesterday now after six
hours, if they if you're international flight

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is delayed or domestically if it's three
hours, you get a refund back.

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Probably very helpful for a lot of
people. For me, we ended up

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getting to where we were going,
saying in Minagio off of Lake Como,

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getting there late, having to wake
up the Airbnb lady, you know,

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which is weird. But the driver
did it for us. The driver did

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it for us, like he So
what time was it was like there,

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it was about nine thirty pm.
This is the longest day ever because we

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as we leave eleven pm, we
arrive in Barcelona at like five pm Barcelona

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time. So the day is continuing. I was like, this is off

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to a bad start. My golf
the next day got canceled. No you

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got to play no golf. No, no, the golf. Yeah,

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the one sacrifice of this missed the
golf. Oho. But it's okay.

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They didn't. We didn't have to. You know, we did get a

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we had not paid for that yet. It was your scheduled all right.

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There was a surprise attack. But
her anyways, but the next day we

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Sammon Naugio Lake, come on.
Just beautiful, Jesus Christ. We sent

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videos and it is simply gorgeous.
Sad a little boat tour. There's a

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couple from Indiana on there. There's
a couple from Florida. There's a Russian

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girl was on there. She was
sitting on our side of the boat.

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Let's talk about her. Got cold. It's cold. She was cold too.

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So there's a Florida man who just
hates his wife and he keeps coming

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back to the back of the boat
where we are. It's like three seats

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in the back. It's me,
Rocks and this Russian girl. And she's

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nice, but we're all just tourists, you know. And he starts talking

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and he asked, you know where
everyone's from, and he's doing the thing

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and he's from Orlando. Nice guy. And he starts talking about the war.

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You know, Russia and Ukraine is
in a war. Oh boy,

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And she responds, how many people
actually believe in fighting for Putin's vision?

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Now, keep in mind, I've
been drinking wine. It was a stressful

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first day. We're here now beautiful, good God, just blown away over

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the digs. Good Airbnb, everything, everything good, nice, everything fine.

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Stiff bed, stiff bed, But
I'm good. I'm I'm fine.

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Horny not something not so much constipated, Yeah, little bit, little that's

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the opposite to horny. It is
you can't be horny and consipated at the

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same time. He need to make
a poop about the war. And she's

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like, well, a lot of
people do believe in fighting for Putin's vision.

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Me a little drunk, I go, are you one of those people?

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And she goes, God, no, I haven't seen my mother in

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three years now. I didn't double
down and ask her what Muzzer was.

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It was just her accents. You
can get back to the hotel room.

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And Muzza was so offended by my
question of asking her if she was down

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with Putin's vision. Really, what's
how was I to know? Response to

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his question was a lot of people
are haven't been able to see my mom

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in three years because there's a war
going on, and I don't want to

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go back there, and there's wind
up Kevio just asking the uncomfortable question,

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swirling questions you and those peoples.
This is a muzzlim my little Russian doll.

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She ends up kind of on the
other side of the boat. Yeah,

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and that guy's sitting down with us. He's kind of glaring at me

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a few times. I didn't notice
it. I was like, this pitch

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is get off real Putin vibes looking
at me like that, you're the reason

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that they hate America right well,
with your Texas Ranger hat on course,

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Daler and heart T shirt, we
agree on much more. Pretending to be

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cultured with his two dollars, Kiante, we get free on the boat.

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We agree on so much. I
disagree with Putin's vision. I think trying

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to take over Ukraine for no reason
is terrible. This is that it complex

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much into once sitting on to Milan. Milan's weird. There's only two places

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in Italy that have Uber. She
gets nothing, Rome and Milan. That's

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an Uber official or just a ride
sharing company like actual Uber Uber which I

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don't even know is Uber here?
I use Alto, of course, I

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use Alto. Why did you use
anything other than Alto? I have Alto

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in Italy? Oh yeah, one
reason I did send you guys. They

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tell you on the tour that this
is George Clooney's villa, the Versachi villa,

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Richards villa. They tell you those
personal friend Richard Branson. I'll tell

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you, I don't think that was
George Clooney's villa. It feels, but

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they know that every idiot American knows
that George Clooney of the house and like

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como, so they have to just
pick a nice one and point out it

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like sometimes we see him the thing
about though I know in reality it's shores.

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Yeah, exactly. Whe's the juice
the juice again out the back yard,

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because I know a lot about being
a tour guide because I've been one

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before you were. I know the
tracks of the two weeks at Texas Motor

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Speedway, I know the tricks of
the trade. I know what they're doing.

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They they try to slow it down
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they can do it at the end. Is that when they say where's everyone

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from? Oh? No, yeah
they did do that. I was like,

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we don't have to do that.
We don't actually want to admit.

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What's everyone to do for a living? Oh? Florida and Texas? Wonderful?

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What kind of boat was it?
Was it like a nice wooden donzie

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like you picture, or was it
like a double decker tourist boat? No,

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it wasn't a double decker like a
fairy. It was just a but

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it was like seven people could have
fit on it, maybe ten could have

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fit on it. Was it like
a nice wooden kind with the flag on

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the back. Yeah, they make
you take your shoes off before you get

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on. There you go, Yeah, but it was not super nicey there.

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It was great. One do any
fishing, No, don't do any

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fishing. Fish just on a tour. It's kind of cold. Our job

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is asked questions during this segment.
My two regrets, My too regrets would

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be that it was about ten degrees
cooler than I would have liked for it

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to be. Although if you're in
the sun and it tells you it's forty

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three degrees on your watch, it
feels like it's seventy five, and if

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you are in the shade, it's
forty five like it us. Definitely have

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a hoodie. Tell that. Doing
the malon law it's weird. It was

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weird, but it was a little
bit easier because you could kind of uber

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where you were going, not to
worry about that. I like to support

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small businesses. We went to a
spot called Mister Dick and this place they

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sell little pastries that are shaped like
penises and waffles. Huh, that's fun.

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Yeah, it was kind of interesting. Don't get an uber from there

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though, I know, so the
uber guy kept canceling me. He picked

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me up at mister Dick. Yeah, it was really called mister Dick.

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Yeah, it was actually yeah,
no, yeah place because the guy the

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owner's mister Dick. But he makes
penis shaped waffles and vulva shaped waffles.

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They dip them in cream. Of
a business for him to get into.

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Went to see the Last Supper.
Get this, you know what, you

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know what, we'll carry it over. Look at that. We barely even

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got to Italy. Something strange happened
at the Last Supper as I went to

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see it. Something strange happened.
How Jesus brought drama to the dinner table

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next to ninety seven one the Free