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Oh, so many things to talk about, so many things to talk
about tonight. I don't know do we start with why I think Danny is
an insulting asshole? Do I start there? Or I hold up place to
start? Do I start with that one? Do I start with I think
Danny is a complete insulting asshole. I can't believe. I was shocked at
what I saw. I'm gonna have to hug him. We're done, though,
you ain't have to, you ain't have to curious. Oh you know
what you're did? Oh daddy, daddy, Oh daddy, Oh daddy.
And then uh we'll be talking to uh Peter from Peter from the NFL draft.
He'll be joining us. And I had an interesting thing happen and I'm
not sure if I'm reading into something the wrong way. Oh that you found
Damien? I did find him, all right? Yeah? Yeah, we
we we spoke today. Good. I was worried. Yeah, I'm real
quick, and that he was gone. No, I got a call.
Uh, I got a call and it was I was on the phone,
so I didn't answer. I called back. He didn't answer, so I
facetimed because I knew he'd answer or FaceTime, and I get hello. Roofie
made myself last night. He just disappeared at his own sixteenth birthday party.
He was like he was gone, and then I walked into that take all
to hug them, and then he was gone. Yeah, that was something
I said, Dann. You know, I'm just fucking with you. Yeah,
I'm still lost, but okay, we'll get her lost. What do
you mean, I'm the idea who I insulted? But that's okay. I
just said I think you're an insulting asshole. Okay, I appreciate that.
Thanks, Thanks, I just we'll get to it, okay. David told
thing was that he was his party mult Connery. He's the had their sixteenth
anniversary last night. I get over there like he's nowhere to be found,
and then we find out he roofed himself. That roofeed myself. I was
home by eight o'clock. That was great. When Baxter. Bax is like,
yeah, you throw the flag on that. You full of shit,
You're full of shit. Yeah, I own Well, his explanation was like
worse than OJ given three explanations for his finger. I will tell you that
he said that he had a sleeping pill by accident, and then because I
keep my sleeping pills next to my other necessary pills. Okay, but I
know that I know this guy, and I know that it sounds weird,
but I believe it because I know what happened in between. He tried to
counter it with something else and it was up too high. So we went
to counter that and brought himself back to he I was afraid. I was
scared. Like the combination of things to try to even himself out bulls was
absolutely insane. Believe just because it was insane. I don't I don't know
if I want to run a marathon or pass out exactly. That's it,
exactly. So that was the thing. But so here here's the thing.
I gotta be careful in this story. But do you guys you're both married,
do some of us twice? Do you have do you have at any
marriage? Did you have a hall pass or did the ever or nor did
I skeak seek one or one one, not like my first wife did many
of them. You had that lemonade she had to speed past. No hall
passed, Kevin and any like even jokingly hall pass. Hey, if I
ever got a shot at there's a couple I've got that are just jokes.
Yeah, jokes, But I mean not not people you know, or people
who are celebrities, people that are celebrities, people that are celebrited. Yeah,
okay, all right, now I have to be careful because this sounds
stupid. But I I think I'm somebody's hall pass. Tell me if I'm
reading into this it's the wrong way. Just tell me. I'm already going
through the women in my mind. You mean you're going don't go through any
women? Hold on, don't go through anywhere. Don't don't because there aren't
many or any. There aren't any. So I gave somebody a ride home
and they want a bull of your lucky charms and and they said to me,
uh, well, they how do I do this? Because people are
gonna know who I'm talking about, and I'm gonna have to say something to
the person. Did he write it down? No, it's not a camera.
There's no I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. Wait did you think
that too? Did you think that person? I thought that person? No,
that could be. That's what I mean. Twice you insulted me that.
No, I'm kidding. No, I still want to know. I
still want to know how I insulted you. But we'll get to that later.
No, like because like last night, when we're out, Danny,
I'm busting your balls. Don't get don't get too twisted on it. I
am going to play with you. Okay. I'm a very nice person.
I know I understand. Uh So listen, people, so I have I
gave somebody said to me, can you give me you stop writing down names?
I want to write one down. He's gonna cry. So I'm not
gonna Oh God, who do you write your mom? No? No,
no, no? So okay, so that's just gonna This person says,
my significant other was here tonight and she disappointed she didn't see you. Uh,
do you mind giving me a ride home? And he can say hello,
she just wanted to give you a hug. Okay, Okay, is
that weird or not? No? Not necessarily. Now, if you have
a special kind of bond, right, okay, like the three of you
like like they we've done stuff together, yes, or she's like helped you
out what I'm saying. Maybe I'm reading into stuff like can't somebody be nice
anymore? All right? All right? Right a right, but maybe they
wanted to watch hang On. I'm telling you I got But here's the thing,
Dan female, Now here's the thing though the film I know and film
there's a watch this one. I think that I think sometimes you get a
vibe though, right, okay, yeah, yeah, this was weird.
It was mentioned a few times this person really wants to see you. They
really want to see you, they really want to see you. Get okay,
But it's been said a few times. I'm not saying all at once.
But if you go to the person's house, sit out on the front
porch and the significant other comes out and there's nothing, just sitting there chit
chatting away, that person's the significant other standing or sitting talking and there's some
reference to like isn't she attracted or something? I go, yeah, she
love so. But I'm see here's the thing. It's like, sometimes I
think our mind plays tricks on us, does well, you know what I'm
saying like, if you look for something, you're gonna find it right thing,
all right? So I told you all right, but hang on now.
Wait, sounds like that seated the other guys. You remember you ever
see that movie? The other guys not familiar. I saw it, Yes,
Christina, I did things with you that I would never do with my
husband. Get it bill? So so I uh so'm I'm leaving and the
person gives me. The significant other says hang on a second, and then
hands me a bag of like homemade cookies, homemade cookies and gives me a
hug. Now. Meanwhile, the person's birthday is coming up, and they
say the significant other's birthday, Yeah, And the dude says, Hey,
she'd love to see you on her birthday, okay, and why don't you
come to blah blah blah place and we'll have dinner, hangout and you can
and she'd love to see it. It's her birthday, gives me the cookies
and then sends me a text saying and it begins, high love. Just
want to make sure you got home and I hope you enjoy the cookies and
okay. Am I reading into something? Or is that weird? Danny would
like to hear more about these cookies. But Dann, yes, sixteen days
without sugar. By the way, somebody called me up today and said I
had crumbled cookies a little sweet for me. But tell Danny, I totally
get it. I see what the craze is all about. Yea many Monday
coming soon. Yeah, I don't right, sock back to this. Am
I reading into this or not? I don't well no, no, no,
all right, no, I don't think you're reading it to it.
I would be like from my perspective. It is from my perspective, but
it felt like weird and it was mentioned a few times, and I'm just
hanging out. I had I really like these people, but I will never
I don't know, but I go, hey, could I be somebody's birthday?
You know how sometimes people go hey on your birthday? Larry Daly Larry
David ten year anniversary. His wife let him poke another if he could stay
faithful for ten years. On their tenth anniversary, he could go play paddy
Cake with another woman, right right, And then he had a certain woman
in mind and they went to do it. Then there was a fire drill.
They both had to come out of the hotel with like a sheet wrapped
around him. But yeah, that is to me, like, I think
you might be reading a little too much onto that. All right, I
would let it play out even longer just to see how far this goes.
But you definitely got to like hang out with these people on her birthday if
she wants to see you that, because then you're really gonna get the answer.
But I don't. But here's the thing, is, like, now
that I've said something, I feel like it'll everything will be like, wow,
could you think that? Man? Not even the case at all?
But but I don't know. It just was a little a little strange and
that's all, And maybe it's me. Maybe I'm sensitive. I also will
tell you this when I thought and I had a discussion with somebody today and
I said, maybe I'm the the and they said to me, maybe you
were the birthday hall pass, And it went, that's pretty fucking flattering if
that's the case. No, Lie, I'm not cashing in, But how
flattering would that be? It'll always want to find out if you still got
it, you know what I'm saying, But it would also be fucking weird
at the same time. Yeah, that would be very strange. Yeah,
to have somebody that's all well. I mean there was one time where when
we worked together, I was told on a Monday after a weekend, I
went out to a place so he used to be called Nola's right, And
there was this event gone on. This band was playing in this couple that
we knew. I'm not going to name their names, but they were into
other couples, let's say, okay, and I found out that I apparently
left this poor woman high and dry because she had a crush on me and
wanted to take me back to the car with the husband totally on board with
it, and I wasn't getting the hints at all, being the young Christian
boy that I was and still am, and all of a sudden Monday morning,
she wanted to take me back to the cark. No, but stood
I found this out. After I found this out, after you you actually
said, oh, we're at nine o'clock, we're going to talk about Danny
bassed that opportunity the other night, and just speaks to how innocent he because
they told you what happened, Just to show you how naive Danny is.
Was it another couple that we knew. Yeah, oh yeah, it had
been it had been documented. Yeah, you'd hung out with him at Taylor's
once. You know who I'm talking. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, so yeah, but I don't want we don't if we're not gonna
name. But the point was is that and she's beautiful, but I would
but I would have been like even if she was like, you know,
yeah, we'll like, No, I can't do that, but I appreciate
it. It's nice to be thought of, it considered, you know.
Now this there was no awkward, no like like someone would brush up against
you like when you're flirting, or would grab your None of that. For
me, I just was like, it's a weird. It just struck me,
just hit a chord. I don't know. Maybe I'm over insensitive,
maybe I'm maybe I'm wishing something subconsciously. Was it was this last night?
Uh no, okay, because you were drinking a little. You had a
couple of beers last night, So I that was it was into your head
that maybe you have no you had you know, guinness head. I had
Uh. I will tell you honestly, last night I had two and a
half. Because I kept putting it down. I would take a couple of
SIPs down because I didn't want to keep drinking it, and then Guinness would
just magically show up like it was magically delicious, magically showed up. Yeah,
drinking Thanks Dan. You know, I'm sixteen days no sugar, sixteen
days no sugar. Yeah, But with that situation looking back, because I
wasn't there very long, but I didn't see anybody there that night or last
night that no, I would know no other than you and Kevin and Greg.
Yeah, no, I wouldn't sure if I was just curious if you
were had been, and the Irish was where I was going. So oh
and Darren Darren Wynn Yeah no this Yeah, I told people he was Dominic
from the real world in Los Angeles and they believed it. Well, anyway,
I don't know, maybe I'll have to find out. I'll give you
an update if I'm somebody's birthday hoping. I mean, there were some good
looking women there last night, there were Yeah, this was Yeah, this
is a big deal for Damien. Well, this person wasn't at wherever I
was when this happened. I took there the significant like the dude home.
That person was already hold well here's the other thing too that you have to
consider. You're putting your guinnis down, right. I've always been told when
you put a drink down, don't plan on picking it back up because you
might end up Damien. Yeah. Especially, none of that happens. I
don't think it does either, and none of us. Look, no,
the only thing they do is probably the roof gets to get us out of
the way. I'm clearly getting that roof. Were's just gonna put him in
his carts like sleep it off over there, pushed on the train tracks from
I'm getting roofied a little easy easy the uh. We got a the the
draft coming up. We're gonna talk to Peter Montemurno, who we talked to
a lot throughout the NFL season, and he Peter goes deep into this stuff
and it's become a big event. I mean, we talked to Tim Graham
last night. He said it would be the third biggest sport on the planet,
the draft, just the draft alone. And I know the draft is
silly, and I think that people go, well, you got all this
stuff and people get it wrong, right, But it's the fun of guessing.
It's the fun of what will it pay out. It's the fun later
on to go I called that, you didn't, No one saw Josh Allen.
You fucking guys do it. That's just it's it's the greatest shit talking
opportunity you're gonna have because you can always go back and pull somebody from years
ago and go, they don't know what they're talking about. But every year
we go and I'll tell you, like, there's something about it where you
can sort of get caught up in the fever of the NFL Draft. You
just can't do you think? So are Yeah? Yeah? Absolutely? I
mean everybody who said they had draft down on that draft in that spot and
then yeah, clearly you did. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying?
Oh yeah. It's like I go on Twitter every year in mind everybody,
Yep, I was one of the like you who is wrong? Who's
with me? Yeah? But nobody ever wants to like own it. Nobody
ever wants to own it what they miss? Nobody cares. Yeah, because
here's the thing, Well, well, hang on, why are you so
adamant on like calling somebody out on missing not about calling people out. It's
because you want to pound your chest about how right you are for like the
four picks you get right, or the four prospects that actually did well,
or the times that you want to criticize the Bills for quote missing a guy,
or if the Patriots quote miss a guy. Right. But you'll never
ever, like take credit for all the misses that you have. You realize
the professionals, the people who work in the NFL. In the NFL,
yeah, get it right like thirty percent of the time. All right,
all right here, Kevin, what what are you? Rolled your eyes?
This is why you got the best columnist in all of Western New York at
the Times of Wayne County right here. No, but I I find it
fun. It's just it's just prediction. It's it's like taking a gamble.
So it is fun to watch. Don't you see any problem with pounding my
chest about here's my mock draft and I gotta I don't care about that stuff
like mock trusts. It's all in fun. It's all I get all that
that. That's not when people get upset about missing or hitting a certain pick.
That's kind of obscure. That's what I'm like, Oh, shut up.
Anybody could pick the top ten right, and even they got that wrong.
In twenty eighteen, there was a station west of here, flagship station
that was adamant and led the train that the Buffalo Bills needed to draft either
Baker Mayfield or somehow trade up to get Sam Donald. Yes, because if
they didn't get those two and I actually believed them and got on board with
that, because there was no possible way that the quarterback that they have now,
Josh, that would be it would be an insurmountable odd All right,
but hang on a second. Guess what let's say they did they had traded
up and they got Sam Donald, because that was probably more realistic than the
Baker Mayfield won. Right at the time, it was probably more realistic than
because Baker, I think was a done deal for Cleveland. Yeah, were
excited yet, Yeah, so let's say they did trade up. Could Sam
Donald have been a better quarterback in that system with focus not being screwed up
by the Jets? And you know what I'm saying, I'm wondering, maybe
just asking because I will tell you consistent coaching. I mean, you look
at what Baker Mayfield went through in Cleveland. They had a whole change of
a regime, right, all that all of a sudden, now it's kitchen
in there. Then he's out. Like I think that guy is a gamer.
He's a gamer. I don't know that he's a number one pick.
I would say, yes, if you could go back and do it again.
But isn't that the fun of it? But that's the big one I
know. But this is what I mean. Like they also said get but
here's here's where you missed. Here's what they really missed. They missed on
Josh Rosen and they were saying, like, even Josh Rosa was a better
option, right, And they pooh pooed Lamar Jackson, and they pooh poohed
Josh Allen big time, and they said that he would be a quote,
this is football outsider saying this, he is a parody of an NFL quarterback
prospect, Josh Allen. All Right, how do you get it that wrong?
And then and then cha it throughout Western new but for two months before
the draft? Okay, so what isn't it great? This isn't it fun?
But now have the history and look back and go ahi, you guys
can talk. We talked to Tim Graham last night and I asked Tim about
the Sabers and I said what is their problem? Yeah, and he goes
it goes back to the tank. Here, that same stupid radio station of
experts decided to tank. We had a tank for Jack Eichel or or or
the other dude, Conor McDavid. How did that work out? They have
been in the playoffs since, and he's no longer on the team. My
point is is that we got to stop. No, we got to stop
believing ow bs do't that you're you're missing You to me, you've got it.
You're completely wrong. Okay, man, you're wrong in that. That's
the entertainment. They're not curing cancer. Your life doesn't depend I understand your
life isn't going to change. I've written about it. I don't know.
But my point is, yes, okay, so you make money, you
do, but most people in Western New York they don't. This is their
escape. So to hear people pounding their chest and being experts and really diving
in to it, you get to call up and argue with them and tell
them they're wrong like you are. Right now, that's half the fun.
I'm not saying they're wrong, I'm saying own when you were wrong? Oh
the fact, I mean because you because right now. You're like, it's
almost as if you can pick lottery numbers. But you missed every single lottery
but this one, this time, I got the lottery numbers right, right.
You missed that one. Okay, Well this time I got the lottery
numbers right. No, but you're making a living being wrong over and over
and over again. That's part of the job. Now, you're making living
giving your opinion, your opinion right. Just because you don't like it doesn't
mean it's not wrong. But here's the thing. I don't watch the news
to get the weather, to for the weather to be wrong. No,
but this isn't the weather. The weather directly affects your life. Potentially,
you could you want to know if the weather's going to be horrible, not
go on the road. Tell that to a bunch of season ticket holders.
But what I'm saying is, I'm just saying, like that the weather is
different. I see this whole your whole rant to me, is is kind
of silly in that that that's part of it. The entertainment is the guys
fuck it up and they get it wrong. It's fun to go back and
kind of wave it in their face and go nobody saw this, and it
gives you a little perspective on the draft to go, Hey, Caleb Williams
is probably gonna go number one tonight and he's gonna go to the Bears.
The Bears haven't had a great quarterback I think, ever, really a great
quarterback, right, I mean, look they have they haven't had a great
quarterback ever ever. Not a great one. A good one, but not
a great one. So maybe this guy's the guy. Maybe he is the
guy that is the Josh Allen. Isn't it fun to see Josh Allen be
called the guy? Like, hey, he's got Josh Allen, He's got
you know, the best of Josh Allen and the best of whomever else they
want to throw in there, right, the hybrid. I think that's great.
No, I mean I enjoy the draft. No, I think it's
a riot. It's fun to watch. No, you get so mad,
and you're mad the fact that they're going they're gonna say they got this one
right, but they're never gonna tell you the ones they got wrong. They're
never gonna stand up and go, all right, I got the Josh Allen
one wrong. Gives this shit? Danny, Okay, plowse your credibility if
you're blowing out all your your losses. Yeah, you just gotta actually know
when you actually admit your losses. Like Kyli Coward always says, I admit
my losses because people tune in to watch me eat it. Yes, these
guys aren't so insecure they can't even do that. Oh, I owned my
losses. Okay, I've been wrong all the time. I mate, so
I own it. That's great. But you know, it's like holy cod
like, I don't begrudge any of these guys for having their moment or doing
their videos and having fun. That's what it's all about. And people eat
this stuff up. I get it, I watch it, but I don't
take it that seriously. These guys, these guys like this is like their
life. We've just spent five minutes ranting about this or longer. You take
it very seriously. You take it very seriously. You're annoyed over the fact
that they won't stand up and say they're wrong like you. And my thing
is, who cares? What they do has no effect on you? How
does it affect you? It doesn't at all? Okay, right? Wrong?
All right, yeah, you're right, I mean, okay, see
but you get to a defensive No, I'm not getting r this is this
will be this will be the this will be the first one the uh.
But I mean, I don't see. I think it's fun. I love
when they get it wrong. And I can't think of guys and I don't
listen to the guys you're talking about. But I've seen guys on on ESPN
say I got it wrong. I think I watched there are people, there
are people who do know. I think what's his name? I just got
his phone number the other day. I want to be wrong on the Worst
Kyle brandtos a Tod McShay, no on ESPN Top Kyle Brandton on ESPN.
No, there's no Kuiper, No, there's who's the former quarterback skinny guy
Dan Losk and Arlosky. Daniel Lootsky has said a couple of goes, Yeah
I got it wrong. Yeah, well yeah. I mean Chris Simms was
the guy who actually got Josh Allen right, but then the following year he
got it wrong with the kid from Utah, Zach Wilson. I mean,
it's okay to get it wrong. Hang on a second, Zack Wilson's going
to you is going to Denver and maybe Sean Payton could fix it. I'm
wondering we'll see tonight if they draft a quarterback because they don't have a sexual
If they draft a quarterback, yeah, that quarterback room is going to that
kid. Whoever they draft tonight is going to be the guy at camp and
Zach Wilson is not going to have those snaps. I guess, like,
I don't mean to get like sound like I'm getting worked up about it,
but it's not the professionals necessarily at the national level. Yeah, guys get
stuff wrong, papers get stuff wrong all the time. They admit. It's
the fact that like when you call somebody out about it, like they always
they want to thump their chest and how right they are. But when they
miss, if you, if you actually, if anybody ever calls them out,
they get blocked or like that type of stuff. It's like wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, now I'm getting what you're
saying. You're saying. Then if someone then says, why would I listen
to you? Goes on social media and comments under a video they did why
would I listen to you? And they block right exactly, they block sensitivity.
I'm not talking about I'm not talking about like because everybody's a fan God,
you know what, there's God. But now I bother calling him out.
Who cares? That's like three years ago. That's my thing too.
I don't care. But I I love seeing the guy block because I get
what you're saying. They want people to have interaction, to interact with them.
I know, I know, and you it's like you could have a
better respect for somebody who stands up and owns kind of all right way,
it really is a crap show. But I also think on the other side,
here's my theory. Ready for my theory on this. I think that
Danny sees these guys on a local level, it gets pissed off because Danny,
and he may be right, is better, but he's sitting here and
not there. Would that be fair. I don't have a problem sitting here.
I make more money. No no, no, no, no,
no, not on his probably just say like in my life, yeah,
no, I understand, But I'm just saying, like, but you would
rather you see those guys and it probably pisses you off because you're I knew,
I knew it, and you know I had my chance. No no,
and it didn't work. No, here's the thing. I own it.
I sucked that. That is not what But that's not what I'm saying.
That's not what I'm I'm talking about. I know what you're saying.
Well, here's here's my thing. I've never been I never really looked left
or right when I was doing any radio. I just didn't. I just
was so focused on what I was doing and try and just enjoying the shit
out of what I was doing that I never cared what anybody else was doing.
Now, once in a while, you would get somebody who was pretty
nasty. I had gone back and forth with some people and would try to
win them over and say, hey, you're right, I should think that
way. And sometimes it would work, sometimes it wouldn't. But at the
end of the day, I never really cared. But I feel like maybe
there's something wrong with me because those things don't don't necessarily bother me because I
see them as a waste of time. Yeah, I can understand that,
you know what I mean. I don't I like somebody else. Thing is
somebody else's opinion is, Hey, look it's out there. If you like
it, I hope you do. If if you don't like it and you
still watch it. Thank you. If you are are mad about something and
you want to confront me, I'm I'm here. Well we can have a
conversation. I'd hope you'd be a little civil and if not, it's right,
And if not, then I don't need to waste my time. I
just I don't care. I got too much other stuff to do and too
many other things. But that's always been my thinking all my life, like
all my sports everything, Like I remember, you know, some dad's going
on. I don't understand while he's playing that position, meaning me now.
At first I was like oh, and then I was like yeah, and
then I look over I go, you're a bit fat, fucking slob and
your kid sucks. Why am I gonna listen to you? Well, you
know what I mean in my head, and I never said it. Why
would I say it because I always thought this, no good comes of it.
So now I'm going to uwer myself to your level and get in there.
Fuck that. Yeah, But anyway, sorry, Danny, No,
I'm tired. No, I mean, it's just again. The draft is
fun, it's entertaining. We're gonna talk to people, We're gonna talk to
Feeder Decks live for the no he's he's not, and I can't wait for
later. I'm so excited for the next thing. I can't wait insulting Dan.
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Burrillo got wrong. It's about later on in the draft day, we are
going to call Peter Montemurno, who is out at the draft in Detroit.
Uh, Peter has been fantastic every time we came on. I was surprised
that he was actually a friend of dance. It says it's a badhouse in
Detroit right now, that real quick if he needs to. His car has
already been broken into three times, but he's hanging in there. No Detroit
billy. I'm wondering, like, what's the entertainment, Like what's the energy?
Like this has turned into a crazy event, an unbelievable crazy event.
Peter montur He may not. He may not. He may not be able
to hear us. Or his phone's dead. He may not be able to
hear the phone ringing. Is that possible? It could be. Yeah,
let me try again. That you yelled at his friend. He's been listening.
He yelled at his friend, and he's not coming around. I'm not
yelling at his friend. I won't even yell at his friend when night because
that friend insulted me. I'm dying to find out what this well. I
will not yell at his friend. Then I will not do that. I
ready for the voicemail again. Yeah, he his phone may have died,
had taken that piss, Dan, we could have talked to Peter. It's
all your phone there. It is way to go, Dan. Yeah,
life sucks. And then you do, Danny, what are we ruined this
weekend? What do you mean? I already ruined this week He's already angry
about everything. No, he's not. Okay, I'm not like you.
I don't take stuff personally. You go a little bit. Really, I'm
not sensitive. I don't care. This is all entertable and fun. All
right, Well I was hurt by something. I don't take anything. I
want to find out. Take a guess you think it is? What do
you think it is? I accidentally I was wondering this on my way home
last night. I go, did I I accidentally call Sheriff Baxter chief Baxter?
No? And a bad habit. No. I actually thought about that
for like a good two minutes. Did I see? Did I address him?
Because, like you know, you look at him, he's a man
of great statue. He's a guy who I think should be king of Monroe
County. I thought I accidentally called him chief from his days in Greece.
Oh, I don't think Yeah, okay, is that what you think it
is? That's what I thought it was. Okay, So how did I
insult? Why would I insult the great Bill Moran? What did I say?
Go to your Podcaststitutional Amendments. Okay, call up your podcast. These
are these are dandies podcast Stitutional Amendments. Okay's Bill Maher. All right,
it's a great show. And read your first Podcastitutional Amendment. Okay, hang
on, I go, this is actually insulting. Okay. I want you
to read this. Read it out loud. Read it out loud, Podcastitutional
Amendment. I have to go. Hey, Bill, here's some show stuff
for you. Just read the podcast Stitution Okay. All right, yeah I
know, oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah yeah. We're gonna have
aod discussion about this one. Go ahead Podcastitutional Amendment. Anyone in Rochester said
the eclipse was quote awesome as a liar shouldn't be trusted with. The truth
was that it was a once in a lifetype dis an appointment. It was
okay to say, now, yes, you thought it was awesome, Yes
it was. I spent days talking about how I found it. I found
it to be. It made me think and made and made me well,
I'm talking about the actual, the actual event. I thought, my cool.
I thought it was it was cool that the lights went out for like
three minutes, like and then it went back to grace. Guys, I
thought, like in a matter of like four minutes from so when I when
I read that, I go, hey, for a second, ago,
is this standing trying to take a shot at me? Because I did.
I spent like three or four days occasionally bringing up the fact that it actually
made me think, I will tell you you can go Look. It's a
very deep philosophical question that people have debated for many, many, many years,
and even today modern philosophers are going did God create everything? Or is
God part of the creation? Oh? I remember that whole discuss. Okay,
we had a good discussion about But what I'm saying is, so that
was all because here was the thing with the eclipse. Whether the clouds were
there or not, it didn't matter. It was happening. We didn't have
anything to do with it. It was a pretty cool thing. And what
it made me realize is there's a greater force at work here and all the
silly shit that we do, like getting stressed out about the draft and what
the guys in WGR are getting right or not getting right, and how pissed
off you are that they're not correcting themselves and saying this other stuff. That
was my thing is I go, this really just kind of showed you that
everything you need is here already, like you're not taking anything with you.
And I believe that God is part of the creation because it's ever evolving.
We're not coming here and starting over. We now have AI. So whatever
baby's born today grows up in a world with AI. Right, go and
talk to your needs. You've got a two year old nephew, bam bam
who's runing around bunch of people in the deck or something. Right, find
him when he's twenty two years old, and he's going to have a whole
different world than you did. But that's evolution. So we're ever evolving,
We're ever changing. Yeah. So what I'm saying is so when I see
this, Okay, my thing is to go, I go, Okay,
you're a non thinking house ape Okay, mouth breather. I appreciate that,
but I guess now, I think you're being funny. And I think there
were a lot of people who thought, well it was a disappointment. Well
you didn't get to see the sun blocked out, but it did get really
dark. We did get to see the ellipses through the clouds. I get
the thing, But to me, it was more profound than that. Okay,
So you gave a great explanation as to why you believe this was awesome.
Okay, that I'm cool with. Now. I sat through this because
I sat down and listened to you talk about it. I'm talking about the
actual physical event itself, the three minutes of cloud cover followed by darkness and
back to cloud cover. Okay. My point was, it's a white it's
you know, not to look at it like from a pessimistic point of view.
But it was like it felt like, you know, typical Rochester where
people are like, oh man, to watch the eclipse in our own back
here, we had to go to Cleveland, you know, and people felt
disappointed. And it's okay to say that. I so people. There were
people actually who were on the radio and in media in Rochester. So that
was awesome. Yeah. And and and I'm not talking about the philosophy of
nature and the life for the whole thing, the actual event, Billy,
that was awesome, Like, okay, why it was just cool? Why?
And they couldn't give you what you just gave about the act. He's
oh, here's Peter. Hang on, we'll hold that thought. Peter Montemorno
is on the phone from the draft. Peter, you just saved Danny.
Wait, hang on, Peter is not connected. We lose Peter. No,
we did not, Peter, Peter, you just saved Danny. I'm
sorry you're now on save me from what we were beating Danny up. We've
been picking on Dan. I was beating Danny. I was picking on Danny.
I was picking up Danny was getting upset about past draft that guys have
not come back and said, I got it wrong, right, Peter,
I don't want to always always. You gotta own it. Got own it.
That's okay. Sounds like a woman years later, remember that one time.
You're not going to know. We're not going to know how good this
draft was for three years. Yes, three years, yes, yes,
but it is You know what, Peter, Kevin made a good point.
It is a little bit like a woman to bring something that from five years
ago. I didn't correct this. So Peter, you gotta tell us what
the vibe is like. I am in the middle of a sea of people
in downtown Detroit. It's fucking insane. Yeah, it's crazy. There's fans
from the whole entire country with all their garbine. I see friends, I
see Bengals, I see Chiefs. Unfortunately, tons of Lions fans, tons
of Bills fans that drove in from Western New York. It's it's insanity.
My my in laws are here and they're downtown with me. They've never seen
downtown Detroit like this. It's going on. They live in Detroit, Peter
or do they live in a suburb, Yeah, because they're Lions fans.
Correct safe. My father, my father in law, lives so he's down
town okay, but my sister in laws downtown and my brother in laws downsoun,
so they're all downtown. It's it's crazy right now. I've never experienced
anything like it. That is Uh, it's amazing because we talked to Tim
Graham last night from the Athletic and Tim told us that if this was an
actual sport, it would be the third largest. I think it would be
what was what do you say, football? Major League Baseball? And maybe
this yes over the NBA, even in the NBA finals, I think,
and this as a sport like Yeah, it's unbelievable, the amount of an
hour ago. Yeah, an hour ago Bill. They shut down the gates.
They're not letting any more people in, and there's thousands of people outside
the gates that can't get it. It's take note what everything that is,
Biden, take note, fired up on everything today. I have a production.
Please you got a prediction? What is it? I got a prection.
I believe that the Bills are going to trade for IU and they're going
to give up their twenty eighth pick for IU. Okay, that's a fair
that's a great prediction. I have heard people say that too, and I
think last night Tim Graham said that's one he would be okay with. He
wasn't so okay on the t Higgins, but he liked the Iyuk one better.
I love Ayuk. I just love how big ears he can stretch the
field and the Actually, you can't trade a guest for a maybe I mean
meaning I think because of Josh Allen, you need a veteran. You need
a guy who has proven in the NFL. All of this talent that is
coming out of college, they're amazing, but they're amazing in college, and
it's a different world in the NFL, and you got to get a guy
next to Jos d Allen that's going to be a true wide receiver. One
you trade a guest for a maybe I don't want to do that. We'll
get enough. There's someone we can get in the second or third round,
but I want to go after IU for that true number one. So there
has been talk of this a uk as a forty nine er and he would
be coming from the NFC to the AFC. But I think that I don't
know if the defenses are any better anywhere in the NFL. Sometimes we look
at the offense and the quarterbacks and say they're better in the AFC than they
are in the NFC. But I'm not so sure about the defenses. However,
with that, how many picks to the do the Bills have? Like
twelve? Right now they have ten picks. Ten picks, Okay, so
that's had eleven then one of them had to go to Houston with Stefan Diggs,
right, But I mean that's a lot of picks in the later rounds,
most of them are they don't have any picks. Peter in the third
d today, no third, I don't believe no out there yep. Okay,
so later rounds. I mean, look, who's to say you're not
going to find a gem in the rough somewhere, right, I mean right
now, they're twenty eight and sixty. So where does sixty sixty put you
in? Day two? Friday? That's a Friday pick right, Yeah,
that's second round yep. And I'll be back down here tomorrow too. This
is going to be I'm just I am just stunned by everything. I'm looking
at it, and I've never seen anything like that. So when you say
you're stunned to everything, you're looking at the sea of people, the amount
of interest this has generated. The entire NFL world is here. The entire
NFL world is here fans, And that's the thing that I am struck by,
just all the different fans from you know, Miami, in Cincinnatic,
everywhere. They're all. It's the sea of people with different NFL gere on
it. It's absolutely crazy. Will you be experience? Will you be where
are they doing this inside the the dome to what's outside? That's another thing.
I'm freezing right now. Okay, Uh, it's going to be outside
in in a quad here called I can't reme remember the name of it,
to be honest with you. But it's uh right outside the quad area,
open area. They got servant drinks, they got food. It's beyond beyond
so okay, and so that that's where they're going to do the pick.
You're going to be basically there to hear the pick. Caleb Williams, you
believe will be the number one pick? Uh No, I don't. I
don't know why I don't. I don't know. I don't know why.
I don't see. This is this is the part I like because even if
you get it wrong, so what right? Well the first Pickno got it
wrong. H And this has nothing to do with my I don't know,
you know, because I know obviously I know Ryan Pols, his fathering co
coach me college. I talked to coach Poles yesterday. Just wish Ryan Locke,
you know, my bast that's it. Tried to get a little information,
but it's not going to happen Ryan the way. I don't I don't
see I don't see Caleb. I just I just you know this This is
Ryan Joel. This is Ryan's job, this pick. His job's on the
line. And if you I don't think Caleb, is that that generational talent
that you passed on Justice Field, And you know he was starting to get
it. You're starting to understand it. You're starting to pass it for free
wins to seven wins and who knows what it could have been next year.
So he traded. He traded, He asked for a maybe, so we'll
see right now. I dislike you and Danny very much because you're getting my
interest in the draft up, and I was kind of happy that I didn't
have a lot of interest. But I want people to remember when he's saying
Poles, Ryan Poles is from Canon Dagu His dad was a coach. Ryan
Poles is now the general manager of the Chicago Bears, and Danny and I
were saying, I can't think of a great quarter back that they ever had.
You know, at least the Bills have had two we can think of
for sure, like Sid Luckman. Yeah, I don't even know who that
is. No, I know, Yeah, you're right, the Bex Grocery
was he went to the super Bowl, but it really wasn't because of him,
no, I mean really, you can say the same thing with uh,
what's his name McMahon, Jimmon, the quarter he got hurt. It
was okay, yeah, but it was the defense that cotge Yeah right,
that was yeah, So you're not yeah, I mean even there. So
I don't think they've had a great quarterback, So why do so If they
don't take Caleb Williams, who do you think the Chicago Bears would take?
Uh? May? Really? Yeah? I thought you could say Jalen Daniels.
I mean, I think the other thing with Jaylen Daniels, the guy's
like, I think twenty eight. I don't know, he's older, right,
he's older, and I just I don't. I don't. I don't
particularly like him that much as an NFL quarterback. That's just me. I'm
just people and this is in the NFL that have more than I was than
I do, clearly. But it's just when I look at the mechanics according
to he's you know, he's dynamics. But I don't know, I don't.
I don't see it. I see May as a constant. I see
May as a pocket guy. Uh that could really grow with that organization.
So that's just my opinion that it's only an opinion. I have no science
science behind that, No, But that's the fun of this and it's like
it's it's a kind of a crapshoot, and uh, sometimes they pay off
big and sometimes they don't. I think it's a lot of pressure on these
guys, but they're sort of used to it. I would assume they've all
played in big programs in front of huge you know, I would say fevered
fans, maybe even more so than the NFL at times at the collegiate level,
right, you see these stadiums with hundreds of thousands. They're not that
big in the NFL. So yeah, so I think that's crazy. Well,
I'm glad you're there. It sounds like you've I'll send you sub pect.
I'll send you sub tect. Yeah for sure. Yeah, send us
some pictures. Sure, that would be great. You got announced tomorrow on
the round two for the Bills. They're gonna get up there. I'm picking
round two. Yeah, I'm gonn announce three guys. I thought, uh,
Connor is going to be here announcing. That's what. That's what the
rumor. We all thought that. To be honest with you, we really
did. He's been texting us about meeting him at a bar to He's got
down to all the picture from there all right, have a great time,
you too, Peter de Joy, all right, stay safe. So his
uh wife's family lives in downtown Detroit. I wonder if there's a whole renaissance.
I don't know much about Detroit, I really don't, but I love
hearing that a city with a history, right and all the auto stuff.
It sounds like if they're living there, it's got to be pretty nice and
going in the right direction hopefully. Yeah, you know his wife? No,
I don't. I've never I never met, so you're not that close
to friends. This is all bull well, So no, I I just
love busted balls today. I don't know why. And I'm gonna see Peters,
Brandon Ayuk and I'm gonna raise it and say it's gonna be Debo and
not Brandon Ayuk deebo Samuel yep, Okay, going to the bills yep.
Another another forty nine er yep. Yeah. So why do you say,
Debo? Just why are these guys a bunch of things in the last little
couple of hours? Why so tell me? Because I don't know, and
I haven't paid attention much, but I would be more interested. I do
agree with everybody who says a veteran who can jump in and go right away,
much like Diggs did when he came from the Vikings, and find somebody
maybe in the second or third round, who can stretch the field later on
and really kind of get up to there is a that's what I think Mack
Collins is supposed to do. Tell me about this. But like with Brandon
Nyuk or or Devo Samuel, I didn't know these guests were even up first.
So the Niners have a lot. They call me the Avengers for a
reason, Okay, because if any one of these they have like seven or
eight stars on the offense and defense, but if any of them go missing,
all of a sudden, the forty nine ers become half of what they
are, like they lose all theirs, like Captain Planet right. And so
like what happens is with Ayuk last year, there was a contract. They
had a contract renegotiation or whatever, a battle because they wanted him to play
running back and receiver and you don't make as much money as a running back,
and they made the argument that you could pay him as a running back
instead of paying him as a receiver because he took so many snaps behind center
He's like, I don't want to be a running back. I want to
be a receiver. Receivers make more money. Oh, by the way,
running backs get hurt, their value decreases, and then they're one contract that
done, right, And so with Ayuk with the Bills, he'd just be
a receiver, right, or any team that would that would get him,
he'd be a receiver. The other thing, too, is the Niners are
in a similar situation where the Bills found themselves in when they had to release
all those players earlier this year, with all those quote avengers, you could
only pay so many of them. Well, they got to pay Trent Williams
a left tackle. He's arguably the best player in the league as far as
like positions go, just pure talent, he might be the best player in
the league, at least he was a couple of years ago. So you
got to pay him to protect Rock Party and Rock Perty's running that offense.
Okay, so now you got to niptok where you go? You know you
got, you got the boat, you got Nick Bosa? Could you imagine
being a GM of the of Honestly, when do you think about it?
I mean, all the intricacies want in this, but you're lucky that you've
got your starting quarterback on a seventh round deal for the next three seasons.
Yeah, that is two seasons seasons two season because because he wasn't a first
rounder, so you only have four years out of him. You don't get
that fifth year. So they got to come up for him early, you
know what I'm saying, Because they may come in the third year. But
that doesn't mean they're gonna pay him. That just means it would take over.
Well, no, they're gonna. Yeah, they're gonna have to.
I mean they could franchise him obviously, Yeah, but I mean if you
franchise, you're gonna be paying him like fifty million dollars one season. The
uh this is interesting. Now, obviously most people will be listening to this
podcast after most of this would be done, yes, right, but I
think that the thought behind it, hearing what you're saying behind it, and
even Kevin with some of the uh yeah no, but I think it's interesting
and I think it's interesting to hear the thought process even after whatever is fact
is fact, right, we know what did happen. But and then maybe
let's say one of these guys do go here and here's why. Here's why
I think that's uh. I like it. Yeah, good stuff, Dan,
it'd be fun. We'll take them back to We're gonna take a moment
and come back. All right, Okay, we're gonna come back. Okay,
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way to go for that one. I'm like, where's that hang on?
Now? I mean, I may Dan's got the I think now I might
get a bottle of wine. I take a solo cup from the studio at
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money. That's funny. Uh what's it called? Cabin of Solos? A
song? My wife had to take me up and take it somewhere yesterday,
and she listens to country music and it just happened to be on the sounds
like a song. But Bill, let's say some of these country guys can
really turn lyrics really well. What do you think of this guy as who's
the singer Scotty McCreary, the former American Idol guy. But just tell me,
like first, blush, just somebody who appreciates music, knows music,
can play music. He sounds like most country artists. Yeah, I mean
it sounds like that could have been an eighties country song. Yeah, nineties
country songs. Okay, my father would have got the kick out of this,
So yes, he would have gotten kicked out. Yeah. Is there's
something about it? And it is, you know. I guess we could
say that it follows the country theme, but I think it just follows life
theme. I think you'll find the same kind of songs in rock, and
you'll find the same I was wrong about the draft. Now I'll eat.
No, they're not random. Yeah, and you're back on the podcast and
they're they're on the fucking radio. You can stake all right, give me
give me your thought. Danny wrote a Podcaststitutional Amendment calling anybody who thought the
eclipse was awesome. Awesome he said they thought, he said, they are
not to be trusted. I have said on this podcast I felt I found
it to be awesome. I thought it was even when it got dark.
I said that the little bugs that come out at night did. I thought
it was amazing, just how nature itself sort of got fooled. And I
don't know about the rest of you, guys, but for a fucking nap,
like I got tired, Like I got tired. Honestly, after that,
I was tired. Yeah, So I wasn't like, were you hear
you? Let me finish. That's why I can't. That's why I never
could make a full argument on this show, because they never get the finish.
No, there's a difference between what you said and your observation and your
reflection on the whole thing, and then what other people were saying. Now,
let's say hypothetically that we had a clear day and we saw an actual
eclipse, We actually saw the moon go in front of the sun, not
what happened behind a bunch of clouds and overcast guys. Okay, so if
what happened in Western New York was quote awesome, then what would you use.
What word would you use to describe if we had actually effing saw it
awesome? That's no, you can't have You can't, but you can't both
be awesome. That's my point. You could have. I mean, now,
your description, your description was very reflective and very philosophical. These were
people who were like, that was awesome. No, it wasn't awesome,
And it's okay to be disappointed. You're disappointed. I think that's different than
what what you're trying to do. Is they're trying to play devil's advocate and
appear to be smarter than everybody else, and they're not. It's okay to
state the obvious. Sometimes it was disappointing. It was disappointing that we had
a sunny day, a cloudy day for the eclipse, right and a sunny
day after that was it was a it was a Charlie Brown type of experience.
But I was not and enjoyed myself because you were out for a party
on a Monday afternoon when you should be working where you normally would be working.
There's a bunch of people around, so let's gonna lift up the atmosphere.
Yes, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it too, but I even
enjoyed standing there seeing it. I did think it was kind of awesome and
how it went seeing even though it was cloudy, you could see the lighter
parts of the clouds, and then it got really dark and it was just
I found it very interesting, and yes I I went deeper. But I
think that I hear what you're saying. When I hear people go ah,
I always think in this in this town, we could say it. I
think in every town. I think every where everybody lives, they go,
this sucks and here's why. Yeah, And I hate that too. Well.
I really just enjoyed all being around all the people, just watching all
the other people, just at the time, everybody in awe of what's going
on, and just listening to people and watching people. So when I saw
the did you get to finish your point, by the way, because I
I do hate when people don't let people finish a point. Yes, right.
My whole point was about the actual eclipse. It wasn't about like these
are talking These are people talking about the actual eclipse you were talking about I
was talking about the actual clips. But hang on, hang on, but
wait, did you finish your point? Yes? All right, I think
I did. All right. Well, then if you feel I hope,
all right, hang on now. So I think I think this still goes
back to a bigger route thing with Dandy. Why is this camera key moving?
I think it goes back to a bigger route thing with Danny go on.
But uh sure, I think every town if you talk to somebody like
you go, man, l A looks cool. There's all this stuff to
do that sucks. The taxes are bad, there's homeless people ever all all
fact yes, I mean fact factual things right. Uh, you know crimes
under you know, crimes on the rise. And I gotta pay a ton
of money to put an dedition on my house. I can get fucking permits
and it and that, but we can't lock anybody up. Yeah, okay,
so my only my thinking on everything is you could do that. I
didn't need my eclipse classes to look at the eclipse. I got eclipse classes.
I went and got what I thought were cooler eclips classes. So the
jokes on me, But those things don't don't bother me, because I did
stand there and watching it. I did. I know, maybe I'm maybe
there is something wrong with me. I don't know. I wouldn't say that.
I mean, I'm on the spectrum. I found this to be very
very uh spiritual. I found it to be just amazing that everything is done.
We did nothing to do this. It was a cool event. I
did find it cool. I even liked that. Tommy Burnett went outside and
took a really neat picture of the silo outside iron smoke and when it was
completely dark, and goes, how cool is this? And I did.
I thought it. I did, even with the clouds, to find it
cool. So maybe I'm one of those people, I would say, the
people who are like you were, you know, non thinkers. Okay,
but I but here's the here's the difference. I was talking specifically about the
actual eclipse. No, and and so I was talking about like the phil
you know, like like like you gave like a really spiritual philosophical Yes,
but that's the perspective of the actual eclipse. The actual eclipse itself was what
caused it, What what made this happen? Right? We don't think about
the Earth's I didn't get up at any point today and I wasn't feeling well
most of the day, just my stomach's bothering me. And I did not
at any point go shit, I hope the Earth's spitting. Do you know
what I'm saying? That's what I meant by that. And I thought,
Wow, all this shit goes on and we pass about everything, we get
upset, and I'm going to pick at you a little bit about the draft
or or but let's take it to something more serious. We're worried about money
and this and that. And it was in that moment that I went,
hang on a second, maybe we're living wrong. Maybe it's all done for
us and whatever we really want. I've been thinking, I think I think
a lot. I think, maybe too much sometimes about certain things. There
was a point in my life when you definitely do I'm not saying you overthink.
I'm saying you think I overthink. I just think you look at differently.
And I was thinking back to, because sometimes I'd be very candid with
everybody that doing this became somewhat stressful. And you know, I invested a
lot of my money into this and trying to make this work, and you
know this and that and the other thing, and there are people who are
coming at me and pulling at me with different things, and oh, that
has nothing to do with anything, but I think, like I started to
think back to when I I was about eighteen or nineteen years old, and
I wanted to get into radio and I didn't know how to do it,
so I went I was at a community college basically because my father told me
I would drink my way out of college, and he was only going to
I got one shot on his dime. So I went to the community college
and they had a radio station, and I will tell you that I thought
everybody there was weird by my standards, my opinion, and I didn't really
like hanging out with the kids at the college radio station. I thought they
were little, and they got into all these not political arguments but politics of
who's in charge and you can't do that and this and that, and I
just kind of went, all right, here's what I'm going to do.
I just want to go in and I want to get a demo tape together,
and I'm going to send it out to every radio station around here.
I'm going to do that. So I went in and I made sure that
so you kind of had in the moment. And by the way, this
wasn't an over the air it was just like it played to the in the
gym, like my buddies would go listen to me in the gym. But
you got to do some real hands on radio, right, yes, Okay.
So I put the tape together and I sent it out and I got
hired. I got hired by two stations, one after the other one,
and I didn't want to do Top forty. I wanted to be on this
one specific rock station, and they put me on their AMI anyway, it
doesn't matter. But I just stayed focused on doing that and I didn't worry
about it. And I'll say something that I never said, and it sounds
a little weird, but it had nothing to do with anything really. But
I was telling somebody the other day, I was like, man, back
then, I was just focused on doing this and I loved it. I
loved it, and I worked all the time, but it didn't feel like
work. I did stupid shitty I was nineteen. I would go in and
pitch my voice up and I was an alien and an alien lands outside and
I had just taken a piss in the snow and I had the sound effects
of me ping, and here comes this alien in the alien it's like oh
colors and starts eating the snow and like dumb shit right. I would call
payphone in the middle of the night. I would do Who's up? And
why I gave away the lampshade of shame I did. I turned it into
a talk show. I played I got bored at three o'clock in the morning.
That's why I did all this stuff. So now it comes down to
I think I talked about getting caught with the high glossy porn in my room
and my father said, if I ever see this skin, you can't live
under my roof. So I said, well, the high glossy, I
don't know what that means. It was just just a high glossy, high
end magazine. This guy, this guy, I thought you med a video
or something. No, no, this guy was just destroying this woman in
all these different pictures. And I loved it. I was fair. I
was nineteen, I had a lot of testosterone, in a lot of z
and drinking cabin my cab so I so it came down to you can.
And now I had just done a year out of fisher U midnight to six
and it was like, you can't live here. So the owner of the
station had a building at Maris College. I could go there. He said
to me, come do seven to midnight for me and eventually you'll be my
morning guy. He loved me. His name was Rob Diyson. Rob Dison
raced porsches. Yeah, that's how I kind of got into the whole racing
thing, and he talked to me. He was very very kind to me,
and I told my dad and my dad goes, well, he goes,
here's the story. You go to Marist and you got to find an
apartment and you got to pay for it all yourself, or you can go
back to Fisher and I'll pay for it. I had one year left and
I was like okay, and he goes, but you can't live here.
This is like right around this time of year. Well maybe a few months
later, because it was Father's Day that I landed in Park City. Goes,
you have to go live with my brother for the summer now first.
Yeah, so he was like, you're out, can't live here. So
I went was this to teach you something or what the fuck knows? I
had the greatest summer of my life. I went to Park City. Man,
that was like I lived on a house boat for two weeks. I
worked in a restaurant. There was a French girl that I took out a
couple times. I fucking had a great time. But yeah, yes,
it was. It was basically there was a girl in my life, and
there was She had written me this really filthy, filthy dirty letter, like
dirty, like she took every Harlequin novel and about your big throbbing cock and
all this stuff, and my mother found it. So I had that in
the high glossy and my parents were like on the fucking ceiling. My old
man was cool. There was no yelling, there was not anything, but
it was like, you can't. I'm not allowing it. And that was
it. So there was a line. I crossed it, okay, And
then so I you know how they say, fell up? Yeah, yeah,
I fell for I fell up. I failed up in an economic bracket.
I lived in Park City, I and then these girls I went to
high school with came through and I went with them up into Yellowstone and I
just had the greatest summer. I was a great summer. Came back and
then my dad, when I was at Fisher, this is how spoiled I
was, would send me fifty dollars every two weeks. So he said to
me, I'm not doing that, and I'm like, shit, I'm gonna
have to get a job just to have spending money and stuff. So I'm
like, well, I can be a waiter again. I didn't really like
that, and I wasn't very good at it and I think I almost dumped
spaghetti in a lady's lamp. I've done it. Yeah, I think everybody
should do it. Yeah, I mean it was it was cool. I'll
tell you. One of the great things was this one night when they had
a lot of cool things went on in Parksoning. They had an artist festival,
and this family came through and they had no money, and it was
late at night, and the and the woman wanted to trade art for a
meal just to feed her kids. And the owner goes absolutely and took her
and like himself, sat her and did all this and made sure they had
things. And then I was the only waiter on they had let others go,
and I was like, fuck, man, I could get a tip
for this. This is gonna suck. Blah blah blah. Well, since
we were still open, in comes another up. They hard hardly any food,
They drink all wine, and they tipped like triple that night, Like
right, you would have made off the table. I think I think their
bill was god if it was thirty dollars in nineteen ninety three, And I
think I walked away with almost a sixty dollars tip from the guy because I
chatted with them, and I had learned to open a bottle of wine the
right way. I'm dating a French girl, so I kind of know if
I want to know anything about anything. But that always stuck with me too,
because it was one of these things where I felt horrible that I was
complaining in my head that I had to stay. I wanted to go hang
out. I'd loved going to the bars. My cousin, who was sixteen,
I would get her into the bar and she would drive me home.
I would get drunk. I was twenty one, twenty two and they so
I was like, I want to go out and all this, and I
was annoyed that this lady comes and they were ordering milk and this and that,
and they kid and I can picture them in my head now, and
I go, God, that was such a shitty thing, and how cool.
Let it all all worked out? Back to the eclipse. It all
works out. Okay, here's my point. I decide that I don't want
to wait tables, and I send a tape to a radio station in Rochester,
New York, w CMF. W CMF was considered a large market rock
station people back Home, one of the in Poughkeepsie. I asked somebody to
write me a letter recommendation. They did that, and I remember this one
kid called me a man, you know you're good for Poughkeepsies. You'll never
never make it in Rochester, but this is how right? Yes, So
I send it out. Back then, we had answering machines in our norm
room. My roommate is back. I walk in and there he's got a
couple of guys in there playing it. And it's Stan May and going,
hey, I got your I got your demo tape. I love to talk
to you, blah blah blah. And I met him and he goes,
we do five now. Don't forget I sent a tape with aliens eating yellow
snow calling pay phones in the middle of the night on nineteen. I had
no idea what I was doing, but I was just doing it. Do
you understand what I'm saying. I was just in the flow of doing it.
That's where we all need to live right there, right in that.
Stop worrying about what other people are thinking. Don't care about the guy who
says you're never going to get that's too big of a city. You're nineteen.
You can't get on the radio, or you're twenty two or however old.
I was, just do your thing, yeah, and stay focused on
that. And that's what I was reminded by the eclipse. So again I
go in, I meet with Stanley and he goes, if you can do
we do five hours of funny radio day they had the Wei show. Who
brother We's is in the National Radio Broadcasting Hall of Fame, pretty much a
radio legend. And I said, and can you do straight radio? And
I said sure, So I did for about three months, but then I
found out and here's my point that it was years later and a guy who
was also a pretty big name in morning radio locally in Rochester at the time.
He was Tony Matthews. He went by his real name after a while,
Tony Infantino. And Tony said to me, he goes, I'm a
big fan of yours, and I want you to know that Stanley told me
when he heard your demo tape, you blew his socks off. My only
point for saying that is not to brag. This is not a humble brag,
and people will say it is. That's not my point. The lesson
is just go do what you really want to do, do it to the
fullest, and don't worry about the outcome. I was worried that I wouldn't
get the job or get that, but it didn't. My life didn't depend
on it. I was in college, didn't matter, right, I could
have gotten on waited tables, it didn't matter. But I just did what
felt right to me. And somebody else who was in charge of shit went,
yeah, well, that's what I'm saying, is like everything will work
out if you just stay focused on that and stop all the peripher rears.
Peripheral shit. Peripheral is it peripheriferal? Okay, yep, all right,
it's a peripheral shit. I'm a columnist, billy. But here's what I
would say. Here's where I think with you ready, here we go,
Yeah, here we go. Here comes to the end. No, it's
not a hammer, it's not anything. I just think you are always looking
like you're saying, even about the eclipse, the people you're you're you are
mad at these people in a way, in a way as you are the
people who do not go back three years later and correct the fact that they
got the draft wrong and they're on the radio and that bothers you because they're
saying this is awesome, and they're just glad handing and just saying shiny shit
to stay shiny shit. Yes, I can understand. It's not just on
the radio. It's I can't help. But my dad had a doctor in
philosophy. I was brought up where, yes, I will say this,
if you were bothered by what I told you, I would. I mean,
I sat here on the show when you said all those things about I
wasn't talking about Bill Moran, and I wasn't talking about I was that outlook.
I was half kidding. I go, how does Danny come on the
podcast? He's taking a shot at me, and I thought it would be
fun to go at him. And I said to Kevin, I go,
I'm gonna go ahead. Day today, it hasn't been suggested that Danny gets
so worked out that we might have to go through the training, get an
AD machine put in here just in case, a defibrillator. Yeah, well,
yes, go ahead. I guess it's like you said, you know,
I kind of came up in a different generation where you couldn't do all
that hands on stuff that you got to do so much, so you had
to basically just like learn on the fly as you were doing it right,
and it was oh more of a digit numbers. I didn't ficial. There
was no chance of even like even if I wanted to do like a radio
show the way you did. There was nobody calling in. We didn't have
the we didn't have the resources, and to do that I would have to
literally like talking. I didn't have people calling in. It was just me
talking in between records. Yeah, I get that, Yeah, But the
bigger, the bigger picture with it for me was I'm on social media after
this eclipse. I'm on Twitter because I don't do spacebook anymore. I have
an Instagram account and I have a Twitter account, and Twitter really like you
got you gotta like train yourself to get off it because it could be a
very vile, toxic place and something that I got to and there's like four
categories that I really like pay attention to, and that is like you know,
sports, politics, you know, and a couple other ones well faith,
and then you know whatever else is out there. And in the whatever
else was out there category, you got a lot of tweets about the eclipse
and they weren't giving what you offered. They were just saying that was awesome
and nothing else. And I was just like, and some of these people
are actually really really bright and very talented, and I'm like, they didn't
have due if you if you got time to send one tweet, trust me,
you got time. Some of these people write threads And I'm like,
really, that's the the best you could do on an overcast sky with no
you don't you actually you get you get at least two eighty and if you
verify yourself, you could write a freaking novel. And I'm like, they
didn't offer what Bill Moran just said. Well, they were talking about the
actual kiss my heine No, no, no, because you you were It's
like you were you. I mean, you were half kidding. But in
a way the opinion you did call me a mouth breather jokingly, but I'm
not that kind of person. I actually do look in a big picture.
I don't look at the same way you do. I come from a very
specific faith of Jesus Christ. The point is, though, is that like
I wanted to go in and enjoy that day and be you know, look
forward to it, and it was cloudy, and I understand you can't control
the weather and that's okay, but you don't have to lie to everybody.
In this case, some of these people were and say that this was an
awesome event because it really wasn't. And that's okay. That was my thing.
That's okay. It's okay to like admit that, like, oh man,
we had we were the one place. Even the county executive, well
mom, Erey County drove to Cleveland to watch the eclipse and posted about he
got crap for And I'm like why he knew it was gonna be bad out
so he wanted to go experience it. God bless him. Good for him.
I don't care what I see, what you're saying. I think I
still think that even if you thought I did think it was awesome. My
mom was at first disappointed when she woke up because she came here to see
it, and then you were standing with her, and she I think too,
was like wow, And it was a wow thing. I think because
just to just to see nature and see something happen that you have no control
over, and how weird is this right? And how our biological everything is.
It's almost like there's stuff we don't even have. I have you thought
about your heart today? Maybe you have you have anything, But have you
thought about breathing at certain points? Yes, in the day, my breath
could be taken away from me, but like right now, like hey,
I got to make sure him breathing. You know, there are times like
I always say to people in boxing, breathe and they'll go, I can't
help. But it is involuntary. That's what I'm saying. You want to
watch boxers, watch kickboxers, watch these guys. The guy that holds his
breath tires out first. Oxygen won't energy energize you. So when you hear
guys going when they're hitting, yeah, that's why. So but I haven't
thought about my breath other than when I meditated this sh breath. But I'm
just saying, like I don't think about it. It just happens naturally.
It's almost out of mind. It's involuntary. Yeah, life happens. Everything
else is involuntary. That's all life happens. This got born. Yeah,
No, But I mean just if that was awesome, that if we had
actually seen the eclipse, what would the what were would you be? And
that to me is disingenuous. Okay, That's all I'm saying, And is
there a part of me that, Yeah, I think I could do a
better job your apsidamn lutely Yes, And I wouldn't be here if I didn't
believe that. And I would say this to anybody else. You should always
believe that about yourself because if you don't have that confidence, then what are
you? Then nobody else is going to happen. No, right, you
have to believe in you first. I do think that. Yeah, all
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go to one more. Let's go to one in particular, Okay, and
let you read them and then we'll see. Because I think again, we
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and it's actually pretty sad. It is. Yeah, it's about violent center
for old attention. Yeah. Extually, they played this on Charlott's to Stick
Too. They did a live interview today that I listened to for two and
a half hours. Yeah, they're on They're on Howard Stern Show talking about
their director. Now he's on Serious, and so is Pearl Jam. They
have their own channel on Serious, as you know. So they were promoting
the new record which came out last Friday called Dark Matter. Nice record.
Not a fan. I like it. It's growing on me. I just
there's some songs on there that are like, well, the critics said this
is a rocket album, and it is, and it is. There's a
lot of songs in that this sound like they could be done by Kelly Clarkson.
I'm not joking, like, or they could be heard on Warm one
on one point three. Really Yeah, and maybe it's because they're getting up
there in age and sometimes it's prettier. Like I always liked America Core America
something I'm forgetting the name of it. Good. But the Black Crows who
were I loved, they were very rocking America and they were very said,
I think it's a pretty song. Yeah, it's like the rock guy's kind
of soft talks to angels. Yeah, it's another one too. But America
was the album. But I think there was another song on there called maybe
not America but something along derivative though of that, And uh, I always
liked it because it was a little softer. But I I I even loved
when the Stones get a little ballady and stuff. Oh yeah, I'm a
fan of that. Oh they told a story about like playing with the Stones.
Yeah, and they didn't introduce Eddie. So Eddie's like, do I
go out there? And all the crew is like they just turn their backs,
like, oh, mix in charge, So I don't know what you
do. So Eddie just chumps out there, i'd stage just starts singing the
song and he tells Keith afterwards, Keith Richards, he goes who's playing with
like a knife. He says, he's like a master and a jack knife
that he has. Yeah, no one's ever gonna mess with me, buddy,
So you're safe with me. And he told him. He goes,
hey, I'm sorry if I went out there on an announce but Mick didn't
introduce me. He kind of left me your guy. Let me hang it
a little bit. And Keith goes, He's been doing that to me for
thirty five years. Hey, maate, Hey mat Yeah, Uh well probably,
Uh do we know? I know that while we're recording this right now,
the Chicago Bears with the pick is in. They just haven't gone to
the Stoke yet, all right, So it's who's the GM again? Uh?
Ryan Ryan Pauls, Ryan Pace. That was the old GA Bill Pollyon,
but I knew it was Poles. Was Ryan Pouls who's from Canandagua.
Yeah, and it is now the GM of the Chicago Bears, which I
think is kind of a big deal. Uh, we'll interrupt when that comes
in county right now. Wait, it's Caleb Williams. It is. I
just came across Williams, all right, So guess who allow people got to
own it? Do we call him? I give Peter credit for this.
He actually went on a limb. Do we do we? Uh him?
No, Peter, You're gonna go back and Peter up. So Danny has
another political content what do you call it? Podcastitutional announce? It's like new
rules, it's Bill Marer's new rules. Stole it. I have nothing to
do with this. I have nothing but give me another one. Okay,
So do you want the draft one or do you want the political one.
Oh, We'll go with the political one because that's the one I'm talking about.
Okay, if you're pleased with the Harvey Weinstein news today, he got
he basically got those six six of his seven charges overturned for like, but
he's still going away forever. Yeah, Or the fact the White House told
the Syracuse p D this past week after they buried one of their own.
You know, they said, uh, screw your screw your week of morning.
You know the President's coming to town. Shut up, get your act
together. The President's coming. Then keep voting dem rap you think they're on
your side, ladies, they're not. Make it makes sense. And look,
I am not a conservative. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not. If you keep that, if you keep voting Democrat,
nothing that is going to make sense in this country anymore. And I'm not
trying to sound like an idiot. Just look around, all right, Well
hang on now, I would say, I understand what you're saying. It
seems very insensitive to have the tragedy that happened in Syracuse and then not be
respectful of that. I don't or the fact that seven Supreme Court judges,
four of them overturned Harvey the Harvey Weinstein verdict. That's insane. You heard
him on tape, you heard what he said, we know what he did,
Okay, but we don't again. See, these are the things like
I always have to step back and go I'm not hearing the full side of
the story. And this is where I worry sometimes, and maybe I'm way
wrong in my opinion. I feel like there's not enough critical thinking as to
okay, we've asked for the president. I don't know that it was a
screw you. I don't know what the schedules are. I don't know what
the response really was other than we're gonna do this anyway, and you know,
we're sorry. Here were we send our condolencent. But the Syracuse that
the police department and on a dogway County Sheriff's no asked the president, hey,
could you put your Yes, could you put your visit off a week?
I understand, but I don't know. No, pause, no,
But but here's my thing. We can say that that's a demo. Here's
here's where here's where my mind goes. It's a great political stand for anybody
who's on one side of the aisle versus another, because you can say,
well, this is Biden, and this is the Democrats, and this is
this. I don't know what would have happened if there was a Republican in
office. I don't know. I don't know what the president's schedule is.
I don't know if it's one of these things where hey, listen, we've
had this on the books for a while. This is a big deal.
There's a lot of money from I would assume he's coming for the chip company
that's being built there, and those guys are expecting them, and there's no
way in terms of everybody schedule to move this to next week. We're sorry,
but we're going to go forward with this. Sometimes you make hard decisions.
I understand, I get it, and it's but I also would say,
and people can get very upset with me for this, but I would
say that it's also a great political stand for anybody to go, well,
fuck Joe Biden, fuck him, look at this fucking asshole. And I
go, okay that I get what you're saying. I think that the police
have been put in a bad light by some officers. If you talk to
the police, will say, yeah, those things shouldn't happen. But it
isn't everybody. It's not all of us, and it shouldn't be all these
things, and we shouldn't be defunding, we should be maybe reallocating, having
conversations, but we draw these hard lines where we don't. And that's where
like even with this one, I've seen the tweets, I see the stuff,
and I see the people, and I go, it's great to read
that at but what is really going on? What's really the underlying thing?
Was it? Because like the CEO of the company's like, look, man,
I can only be in there this time and I've got to get off
to whatever. I'm sorry, guys, this is an unfortunate circumstance. Either
we cancel it all together. But we've got a lot of people, a
lot of money, a lot of investment, in here and we're coming I
don't know. I'm not saying that it's not I get it. I get
that it's gonna rub people the wrong way. But I also get that what
if it was a Republican guy, I'd say the same thing. I know,
I hope so not you, I mean everybody, because I think this
is being done as a way to go, well, look at this.
Here he is. And I know Joe comes off as a doddering fool at
times. He just does. I mean, yes, but I've seen guys
I've worked with guys in media who did it so, I mean, who
were seasoned prosy, who are in halls of fame. They did the same
thing. Folks. But I get it. You're the president of the United
States. We expect better. I'm just saying, like, could we take
a moment and give this a bigger global look. Yes, this, I
want to see more outrage over the fact that cops are killed. Let's have
more upsetment about that than the morning thing, because the morning will end,
which families got to go on without them, which for a long time,
which I could also bring back to New York States laws allowing criminals back out
of the street I'm just thinking about this. I who's that? Who's whose
political party is doing that? Okay? I I was thinking about this because
I've had interesting conversations and you do a podcast about it. Huh you do
a podcast the cops. No, but this was one. This had nothing
to do with that. Uh. And I was thinking there when I always
believe this, when nothing makes sense, something makes sense. So to your
point, makes sense makes sense When you say, ladies, I would assume
you're saying something about reproductive rights. Is that what you're referring to when you
do your pot cast personal amendment? Okay? So I have no idea.
I think that there are many women who my body, my choice. Yeah,
I agree with that, I do. I just think that the one
of the things they should probably have done with abortion somewhere along the line is
put a hard line in there. You know, at this point on as
a nation, we can't allow it. Yeah. This, I believe this
should be common sense abortion law. But we don't have any. We don't
have any of that. It's either all or nothing, right, So okay,
but that aside, I think that sorry, what do you mean?
Just I brought well, I had the amendment, so therefore no, Yeah,
the Amendment's fine. But what I was saying, No, what I
was saying is when nothing makes sense, something makes sense. So why is
it this almost catch and release? Why did I talked to Sheriff Baxter at
one point and he tell me that we got a sixteen year old kid twelve
times? And it was I think a year ago because it popped up on
my memories the fifteenth anniversary of mult Connery's and I'm going to share that over
the weekend, even though it was yesterday, was the sixteenth anniversary, the
real anniversary, but Damien kind of telling his story, I think it was
there and was that when the Kia boys were really kind of in full swing
last year about a year ago. And I think Sheriff Baxter at that broadcast
at Multconnery said to me, then we've picked up one kid who's been involved
in some capacity, whether driving but in the car. I thought it was
a dozen times. I hope I'm not overstating. So why is that?
Why is it then that I can I can't do a I can do asbestos
work in my house, but I can't have asbestos. But if I but
asbestos scares everybody and you're probably better off having right because we know all the
things. Yeah, I mean, Espescialist was a fierytard. They had curtains
made out of it. If you're auditorium and kids were swinging from it for
fucking years. Tell me I got it all right. I'm not saying that
this is a smart thing. I'm just saying that's that's kind of a fact.
Now I had I had a leak in my house, a toilet leak
and a cut. It ran across the living room and dripped down on the
chair. The toilet was on the other side of the room, but somehow
the leak traveled right. Water will travel to the lowest point drips through.
So I'm cutting and my and my wife at the time says there could be
asbestos in there, and I go, it's wet. You don't want asbestos.
You want to wet it so that way it's not airborne. I'm not
saying it couldn't still get airborne, but the chances are better off. When
something's wet, it's gonna clump and you're not gonna be breathing in So let
me just do this. So now we have to have it tested. Asbestos
is something that is not good. It has been proven. Okay, I
can't argue with that. But the guy. But I could have done this
on my own, put it in a garbage bag, left it for the
garbage men to pick up, and no one would have said boo. But
some other guy has to get to asbestos certified, go through, get the
asbestos suits. I gotta get my insurance to pay. I gotta do there.
It's a big money thing. Again, I'm not saying it's it's necessary
event. Go with pressure treated lumber. A lot of places you can go
and they'll cut the lumber for you. I think in here, I'm pretty
sure they won't cut pressure treated lumber because of what's in it. To keep
it pressure treated right, to keep the termites out, to keep the water
out. They can't cut it. There's regulations. And if I wanted to
put when I put the addition on the house, I had I had to
pay a ton of money. I had to have inspectors, I had to
have I had to get approval by the town. I had to pay a
fee. You can't do anything right, so that's all money. But yet
I can't do shit on my own property. I got to pay extra.
But these guys can run around and steal shit and run a monk. Why
is that? Well, I'm thinking it comes back to money, and it
comes back to the fact that it's it's it's it's more money. I believe
for New York State, just a theory to rearrest somebody, ticket them,
find them, and let them back out, let them commit the crime again.
The insurance companies make money because right I got to claim my insurance company.
I gotta do this, and it's not costing to keep them in jail,
where it does cost more money and it does take time, not saying
that, and a lot of times we're already a capacity in some of these
institutions, which is not a great thing either. But I do think somewhere
along the line, if everything's money, money, money, money, money,
you can't do shit on your own property without having to pay more money
to get a permit to do it. I built a deck in Victor I
had guys up my ass, up my ass on a townhouse, up my
fucking ass to build a deck. And they're like, well, you know,
sometimes guys get together and they get a case of beer and then they
throw up something and three months later somebody breaks an ankle falling off because the
thing rips off the house. I go great. But every day they were
out checking on me, and they wanted to. They were gonna find me
at one point if I didn't, and I had to talk to you know,
it's this, it's it. So my only point is that that was
money I had to pay. This is money that would have to be paid
if we if we incarcerate somebody, so let him back out. It's cheaper.
I really believe that. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah,
I think it's I think it's a money thing. I do. It may
be I maybe I'm wrong. If that's the case, doesn't it seem like
that a little bit I'm trying to make. Then they wonder why we may
be headed for I don't, I know, I know, I know,
I hear what you're saying. Saying, but at some point, yeah,
you got to pay the price even is that crazy thought? It's not a
crazy thought, it's it's it's a pretty good I heard trying to watch the
draft. He wants to know what the Patriots and Daniels is the number two
pick to Washington, Right, Yeah, okay, it makes sense. I
mean, I it's really concerning that everything's for sale. Well, everything's for
sale, everything's at a price. I just I just wonder, and I
know what the original idea was, right. The original idea is that if
Danny Steel's a pack of gum, we're not gonna incarcerat him. We're gonna
let him go. Come back with the appearance ticket. You pay your fine,
but if I pay, if I pay it, no, no,
But I think the original idea was, but you can still pay your ability,
you can go to work, you can do your you can live your
life and take care of your responsibilities. Well, most of these people are
committing crimes over owners are taking care of the responsibilities anyway. They're making a
bigger headache for everybody. It's now costing people more money, which they're paying
out. It's costing the insurance companies. But they're making money because, believe
me, that's what I mean, it's a business. They're gonna be successful
and they're gonna make more off of it. And somehow it almost feels like,
if you want to go deep conspiracy, there's some kind of conspiracy there
for that I'll help you out, and you help me out, and and
by the way, We'll let this kid back out and maybe we'll get a
couple hundred bucks off them. You know, it's like it's it's hilarious because
down south they don't have these kind of problems. Now they have other problems.
Yeah I don't know, but they know these kind of problems, and
all these people want to move south or west where they don't have these issues,
not too far west because they have those same issues there. Yeah.
But I mean it's like when I say, make it make sense, Yeah,
that makes sense that it doesn't make sense. Well, I know what
you're saying. I've always said that if nothing makes sense, something makes somewhere
along the line. There's got to be a reason why this stuff is happening.
And the only thing, and I don't know why. I was something
today when I was on a run, I was like wow, because I
was talking to Baxter last night and there was something about Damien was talking about
building and all the permits and or Damien. It wasn't Mac, was Billy
or somebody was saying, like all the things that have happened after the fire
there and how much it costs just to get the approvals, and then what
he had to jump through and all this stuff, and I go, man,
we got all that, and we'll take all that money, and you
got to pay all this shit to New York State in order to do fucking
anything, And yet these guys can go out and commit I go, there's
got to be money in it somewhere. It's got to be either less money
ton incarcerate them, or it's got to be and then even more money for
for what. I don't know. I don't know, but somewhere, that's
what I'm thinking. Hmm. Yeah. And it's it's it sucks what have
we got? And it hurts all of us. Drake May to the Patriots,
do you like it? No? Why? I'm torn both ways.
I'm like, I really want to go out and get a wide receiver,
okay, but I'm also like, we're two years out of the playoffs.
Yeh, we seen the quarterback? Yeah, so I mean it, I
don't know, I don't. I mean for that kid, man, you're
you're stepping into a historic franchise as you're wearing a hat with the six time
champions. I mean that is and it's recent, it's not ancient history,
right right, So that's a head that's that's a head coach pick. I'm
the head coach. I get to pick the quarterback. Yeah, he likes
Drake May. I think if you think of Drake May, I think Drake
May. So of all the quarterbacks from now, I don't know what's gonna
be compared to Allen. I think that if there is an Allen in this
draft, it might be Drake May because he has the potential. Isn't he
the one that that the unders said would go to first first overall? Ye?
He has the highest ceiling. He's got all the skills. Uh.
The problem with Drake May is that he can't pick up a blitz to save
his life. So when there's pressure, he doesn't realize where the pressus coming
from. And he can get hit at any point in cough of the ball.
But he has the next he's in a bad way, but he's huge
and he's got a hell of an arm. And if you read he played
U n Okay, that's right, Yeah, North Carolina but not not a
real not known as a football school. Well that's where that's where Trubisky,
who's the Bills backup, came from. And he was picked in a similar
spot by the Bears. Fears going didn't work out. But I think that
if you let him maybe sit for a year behind Bailey's happy, he might
be ready in year two. Like a lot of people like Chris Sims think
he could be ready in year two, Joe Klactics in year two he could
be ready as well, but not ready right away. But I mean,
when you don't have a great started quarterback in front of and your odds are
he's gonna probably gonna play this year and play soon, you might have win
the job. And I camp you need to play soon because you're being you're
the third overall pick. Play your third overall for a reason. But the
Bill didn't want to play Josh Allen the first season. They wanted to play
Nathan Peterman. Well they did, and that lasted a half. He set
a record, He set a record. I love Nathan Peterman because wasn't he
the Didn't we interview him? No, we never interviewed him. Are you
sure? No? That was? That was? That was that was after
our time. It was never interviewed. We never did. I thought there
was one where he talked about his dad and the rocks and he picked up
a rock. I thought that was him. No, that wasn't Nathan,
And I mean you, You and John may have interviewed him, but I
know I never did with Tommy, No, we never. We never did.
He's still in the league, is he with who see what? The
Raiders? He was with the Raiders for a minute, I know he was.
He's still in out west somewhere. Okay, yeah, good for him.
Hey, he had a work ethic. The kid had a work ethic.
You gotta go. Also, you want to talk about having a short
memory. Yeah, oh my god, I would have quit. Well.
The big story about him was that he beat Clemson. After Comeson won a
national championship with Pitt, they upset Clemson all of a sudden, Oh this
guy. And then John Gruden goes on, I think this guy might have
some tab brandy potential. And when when he said that the Bills drafted him
because it was mcdermot's first draft, every Bills fan was like, yeah,
and they put him out there. Huh. The Saints. The Saints,
okay, interesting and they need somebody was saying they need a quarterback as well.
The Saint I saw something today where well they have Derek Carr. Yeah,
but for another year ago. Yeah, they may need one. All
right, Danny, we're still friends. Yeah, why wouldn't we be?
Well, because I was coming at you know, I was playing with you
a little hard, and no, you're fine, dude, come on,
it's a podcast entertainment. Were still we're still friends. I didn't realize we
were all look at you. I didn't even realize you were and all your
Patriots gear. I'm I did not even really draft. I know, I
know, I like seeing it. I get my Womi cowboys had on fandom.
Baby for the time, I was wrong, all right. For Dan
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