This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. I've had a
big one today with a lot of stuff since six am. I think my
favorite thing that we did today though, was talking to the lady who had
the deer in her house. Yeah, that was fun. You're cool from
Spring, Texas, walked in and there's a deer in her kitchen. She
lives in the suburbs, and they just stared at each other for ten seconds.
Pretty wild. Good get. It was great seeing everyone last night at
Alma Draftouse and Richardson two for Benning Skins Let's freak and chill. That was
fun. Thank you Almo Draft House Cinema for hosting those. So it'll be
uh speak easy. We have February, we will have March. We'll get
discussing that, so that out there tomorrow nine ten. Do not miss Sarah
Abraham on the show. I guess she's going to zoom in too. H
really yeah, we'll get JJ desentdra a zoom link jumping on at ninety ten.
She is who is that is? That? Was that your question?
I mean just for people that don't know that name, that may not be
a household name for most well, that's a good poll two one four or
eight one seven seven eight seven one nine seven one give us a call?
Do you know who Farah Abraham is? Without looking anything up? Do you
know who Farah Abraham? Trusts me? If you're at work, you might
not want to look anything up. I did Google image search wild. Did
you take off the safe settings? Yeah, yeah, just making sure fack
dooor teen mom is who it is. Yeah, she is joining us.
I'm not tomorrow we're gonna play the audio. But one talkbacker did say I'm
really pulling. He said, I'm really pulling for the freak here. But
I gotta say going from national coverage in the Lucas story to fair Abraham the
same week as kind of a step back. No, what do you think
I think to step up? Because fair Abraham is way more popular than in
basketball. Maybe, I mean her day, her day in the sun was
a long think more people day, and the more Americans watch porn or basketball
more regularly porn? You think? So? Yeah, like minutes watch that's
a silly question. It is a dumb question that every Okay, I think
it's that. Well, now about minutes watched per month? Okay, that's
different. That's different because one's m p W. Yeah, here comes the
phones. See, let's just let's just taste tests. They're gonna say,
Okay, do you know who fair Abraham is? Back? Fourteen? Mom?
You dirty more Americans? Americans watch more minutes of porn or basketball per
month porn, and I don't think it's particularly closed. I said minutes watched,
though, there's more people watching porn that are watching basketball, but they
watch porn times more porn. That's gonna But I don't know if there's fifty
times more porn and you watch porn for five minutes, or there was a
movie called The Penis. Yeah, but if you want three, you know,
three to seven minutes of porn thirty one days of mind, which good
majority of people probably do, especially under the age of thirty. Okay,
these are the These are the questions that really need to be asked as work.
I think that was our previous guest. Well, thanks, Steve,
yep good good. We have a war. Jj oh, we have one
more. Okay, do you know who backdoor? Te Oh? No,
I'm sorry. Do you know if fair Abraham is? I ruined it?
You're doing so good? Okay, no calls, you have done good,
good birthdays. Birthday Sturday, got a bunch last day of January. I
don't think you guys are gonna know the first one. I put him on
here because I like him. Let's go. He's thirty. Michael Longfellow,
No, Michael long Funds like an author. He's thirty. I doubt I've
read his works. Okay, it's a sorry not live guy, JJ,
if you'll put my audio up the next birthday? This guy is thirty two
today. Who said he's coming to your birth party? Tyler Sagan? Where's
me and Uncle Mike's invite? What's Taylor? Tyler Sagan got that we don't
got that's right? What about me? Why am I not at what he
says? An invitation? Man? When I got absolutely flombayed by a five
year old and had dive on the radio once he got that we don't have
an invitation, means the worst burn I've ever taken. That's rough. That's
the smartest little boy alive. That's rough. Tyler Sagan's birthday today? Yeah,
thirty two, thirty two? How about those stars? By the way,
thirty two. He's like an old man. He's been around here for
hell decade more and he's thirty two today. Did the Tyler Sagan show go
out with the Zone? Or's he still around? I don't even know what
your reference is. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't pay, I wouldn't know.
I want to be thirty two and be a full and rich and good
at something with the sleeve attack, right, stars are thirty thirteen and six
Your stars report. That's my stars report for today. That's a good record,
Kevin. They play again on the sixth. It seems they're on three
straight. Good job, Stars, keep it up. We're all pulling for
you. Marcus Mumford's thirty seven, Danny, he's a son. You know
who he's married to. He's married to an Australian actress. Yeah. Do
you know JJ lead singer of Mumford and Sons. Who's he married to Australian
Actressyeah? He's married to the gal from Uh Marcus Mumford, he's married to
the gal from Maestro right? Uh? Yeah, Carry Mulligry. Did you
know that, Mikey, No, I don't know who Carry Mulligan is.
I've heard the name though, you will know. Yeah. Oh, she's
up for something, right, it's not really my type of music, but
that two thousand and seven, Mufford and Son's album, their first one,
is really good. The problem is they made the same album again with their
second one, and then everyone forgot about him. It didn't take long to
get tired of a kick drum and jangly stuff. Football Birthday's coming at you
here. Mike Mario Williams thirty five, thirty nine, Vernon Davis forty Mario
Williams was he one one? He's a Houston, Texas and one ass rushing
beast. Vernon Davis longtime tight end for the San Francisco forty or something.
Yeah, he was an early bird as well. Justin Timberlake is forty three
today and really taking it in the shorts online. I think people are starting
to realize they doesn't really have it anymore. What his music and his dance
moves. Oh really? His first song on Sarry Not Lively that night was
great. Yeah, I just I like, I liked it. You told
me that it was not a good episode. And then I hear you guys
talking about it as you saw it, and all you did is laugh.
Yeah, oh what about this kid? Oh? It was great? What
about this? And I was really good. We can update hilarious. Justin
Jimmley was great. What am I missing? That's essenel on a nutshell.
People crap on it for no reason when they really like it. Yeah,
but you typically don't. And you did. Yeah, you said it wasn't
very good. It was a bad episode compared to the one last week.
I thought the last one good one this week? Io aos on it ioe
at a beat a. Yeah, she would be good. She's gonna be
great, is uh? Nick Kreamer younger older than Justin Timberlake. Nick is
forty four, a little bit older. Yeah, it's Nick Kremer, a
little bit older, Nick Kramer. Nick, We'll trying to get Nick Dreamer.
Robert Salas forty five, looks like Kurt Warner. Robert Salad looks like
Kurt Warner. You gotta look at it, you gotta. I like the
take the ball on that traditional looks like game. And I love Devin Booker
looking like uh who one of one of the hottest coaches in the league.
Robert sala Who's Ben's Devin Booker? Who looks like Devin Booker? Richard Gear
yeahah, that's a great, looks like z jay Z. I like cross
race look alike. It's it's kind of incredible. Yeah, Carlo Carlos Boozer
looked like a young Bert Reynolds. Really yeah, a interesting, Yeah,
that's wild. Bobby Monahan's forty seven, speaking of second, A lot of
people over him. Yeah, I don't, I don't know anything he did.
He's a heavy set guy. Yeah, he was good. There were
some funny dudes who tried out for Saturday Not Live and did not get it.
But Bobby won a hand did that year. I'm trying to remember,
like who that was on my max. I was thinking about them the other
day. They whifted it. But I also didn't know. Kevin Hart used
to live with Jason Siegel. It's just weird stuff. That is weird stuff.
That's weird stuff, wild stuff. Kerry Washington's forty seven. Oh that
is the Americans. No, what's the other Kerry Washington. It's hot sister,
right, Yeah, I'm married to I don't know. Kevin Cornerback awesome.
Whah. The Cowboys put in an offer sheet for I never got the
deal done. He would oh Philly, Yeah, god, he was really
good and then disappeared. Matt Rule is forty nine and he's the adult man
that looks like a toddler who just crapped his pants. And I think when
I don't know if that cross, but if you just google Matt Rule,
you could easily see that he does look like kind of a chunky three year
old boy who just poo pooed his diaper. I see, I see what
that looks like. Every day. I'll tell you if you're right it right?
Is it? Yeah? He's happy about it. Yeah, I craped
my pants. Portia Rossi's fifty one. Look, Mikey a crab of pants
screaming it right there? Oh? Por yes, uh old fifty one?
What development? Yeah, she's not interested in us. Lindsey Bluth, Yes,
does she think that Ellen has created a toxic home life? I would
if I if we were gonna interview her, I would like to ask her
that you would ask her that because her co coworkers had talk. It does
sound terrible, But they're married. Yeah, they're still together too, right
leave They've been keeping it together for a long time for the money. Mini
Drivers fifty four Hell Doug Peterson's fifty six, Goodwill Honting. Doug Peterson most
likely to vomit in someone's uber back in his playing days, did he?
I say her? Old buddy, Uh got some very specific descriptors of your
birthday people. Well, my buddy, I don't I give. I don't
get too much information. I'd go away much. I'm a hardy enough cowboys
hot water this week anyways, for my other podcast, Johnny Rotten sixty eight,
Daniel the Pistols and p I L and No. One, Ryan's seventy
seven holds Johnny john Lyden sixty eight. Yeah, damn, Johnny Royden,
I'm sixty eight. No One. Ryan's seventy seven Family Guy came out on
this day in nineteen ninety nine. There you go. I got much talkbacks,
dude, So you wanna just story real quick? You can? Yeah,
dude. When's the last time you guys opened up Amazon Prime website?
Yea, the app to watch TV. It's nt a whole yeah you Yeah,
no, not a few weeks. I did yesterday, day before,
day before, and I got note notification and it said we have upgraded Amazon
Prime and if you want to pay three extra dollars, your account can stay
exactly the same as it is. If you don't want to pay the extra
three dollars. Guess what you're going to suffer through ads? Ads? Yeah,
yep, they did it because Jeff Bezos ain't got enough money. You've
got it. Be kidding me that what top two richest m efforts in the
effing world, worth tens of billions of dollars, can't just say, you
know what, let's keep our customers happy and save them the three dollars.
You know what. Every aspect of his empire must be maximizing profit. I
hate well, I hate it too, but it's not about m element of
the world that we live in. So wait, Amazon Prime no commercials until
until this week. Damn. I don't know, man, Like I am
on my Hulu ads and I'm yeah, but you have the option when you
started it, right, it's on her account. So I've always had for
the Platinum level where there's no ads, or you can get the cheaper one
and you fight through a few commercials. Amazon's always been ad free, and
they've kind of did. It's like they're not giving you a choice, but
they're giving you a choice kind of mid stream, like if this was from
the get go, if it's from the get go, you're kind of like,
yeah, I think I'll pay the extra three bucks to avoid the ads.
Yeah, but when you get accustomed to something a certain way and then
you say, oh, it's going to stay the same, same price.
But we're throwing in ads on your thing. I hear you, especially if
you're trying to ram through stuff. I just tell you. For me,
I just get out my phone and look at it for about forty five seconds,
and then I'm on to the next one, you know, And then
you do it and I get my attention back on the TV real quick.
But yeah, I'm with you. I too look at the phone instead of
commercial. I had to because sweet fvite on. My mom uses my Netflix
account, So yesterday I had to add a user because they cracked down on
shared suck and my mom is just texting me every day. I can't watch
the Netflix. What's going on? Fix it? Fix it? And uh
I had to go on there and pay another eight bucks a month, good
grief to add a user. And you know why, She's like, why
don't you just add me as a user? I'm like, well, this
gonna cost me money. She goes, well, didn't you just buy new
shoes the ones I'm wearing? Fair point. I bought two pairs of news.
Guess what. I have a job and I earned my damn money and
fun subscribers wont up like three million people? They have one more yesterday.
Uh, real quick, before we get to talkie backs. We had a
wheel of fortune fail. Yes, So a guest is doing the final thing
where they got the puzzle. You pick your your consonants and your vowel.
You're on a timer. The letters are revealed and it is four letters in
the first word and one, two, three six in the second. Okay,
the cow agory is living thing and she's got pee blank in blank for
the first word blank r C blank blank d. Okay, Now listen to
this audio and you tell me what you hear one more time. Pee blank
blank in blank blank r C r C blank blank day. All right,
So what do you think that is? Just looking at it right now?
Pink, pink orchid? Okay, pink orchid, that's what you think.
Listen to what she says at the beginning. Pat throws it to her.
Okay, let me make sure that my voeam is up and pant pant orchid.
Okay, I'm ready JJ listen something orchid. What does she just say
something orchid. But listen, listen close something orchid by she said, pink
orchid. Dude, she said something orchid. She said something you heard say
something orchid. I don't hear it that way. Something orchid, Okay,
I hear it. Yeah yeah, yeah, ok. Yanni and Laurel or
that hope. Do you see is this red or blue when you look at
the right or green dragon? Yeah? Yeah, the green dress amazing.
You know what's the pink green dragon? Oh? I got I see that
like every few months. It's amazing. But this is like, whatever you're
thinking is the one you're gonna hear. Here's the thing. When you see
this article and you see the letters up there and you know it's pink orchid,
that's what you hear. But if you're listening for something orchid, you
can hear the little s in the beginning. Here you go one more time,
something of orchid, something pi pony orchid. You might have been overthinking,
think of a type of orchid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
sorry that didn't work out. Pink outside of pant or pint pink yeah is
right there. Yeah. The internet's going insane and they're all saying she said
pink orchid. She said pink in the beginning, but she didn't. You
guys heard it for what it was. The people that are watching then you're
looking at the puzzle, you see the pe You want to hear her say
that. It's just the way our mind mind tricks is sometimes have the brainstorm
green needle here real quick. I just want you to hear how how pat
ended this. I don't think this would be a funny. Uh wait,
end our show sometime wrong again? Yeah, I'm sorry that didn't work out
for you. Oh yeah, definitely need that. I know you're gonna play
talkbacks. But here, this thing's amazing. Yeah, always goes yeah,
even when Yeah, yeah, they kind of well Malcolm, Malcolm say Jack
one day. I love these things. Malcolm hosted Little Fortune. I would
be very happy. All right, what word do you hear? I'm not
eve gonna say anything wash, brainstorm, I don't know, brainstorm or rainstorm,
something stone? Okay, it's either brainstorm or green needle. Okay,
a green needle. Yes, let me hear green needle. Okay, you
take brainstorm, Danny, you have brainstorm. Okay, I hear brainstorm.
Think brainstorm here, brainstorm? You green needle. Do not think brainstorm green
needle? You ready? Oh, absolutely heard green needle. I heard green
needle because I couldn't stick needle. That's because when I said it last,
Danny, brainstorm, brainstorm. Can you stay on green needle? Brainstorm?
Stay on green brainstorm, Danny, nothing else that's insane? Heard brainstorm?
It's creepy. You have brainstorm? Yeah, you definitely heard green needle.
All right, now switch Katie. You think brainstorm brainstorm, and you don't
think green needle. Don't think brainstorm. You think green needle. Don't everyone
listening, you can pick whicheveryone you want. Ready, that's amazing. It's
switched. It's amazing. Dude, I heard green needle. Oh wait,
you're supposed to have a brainstorm. I know. Okay, so you couldn't
stop brainstorm? Everyone everyone brainstorm? Everyone only think brainstorm, brainstorm, brainstorm,
brainstorm. I heard green needle. Isn't that amazing? I see that
like every month and then I stare at it and I'm like, how the
one with the dress is dumb because it's clearly brainstorming? Like need I need
the wire wire take it from you, guys. There's got to be God
forbid, we had two cables three or yeah, all right, here we
go. Oh my god, my god, oh my god. I just
saw a new Jordian's commercial last night. Oh boy, happy hump day of
the Freak. And also to the guy walking down Highway one seventy five with
the katana strapped to his bag. Kick ass, sir, kick ass,
yes, sir, respect that. Karen, we replace Kevin Turner with a
taco I thank you. I've said it before and I'll say it again.
The Freak is better than the ticket. Oh thanks? Oh that's Jason could
whoa whoa whoa hold on ding? You just said he deleted all of his
morning news. So you're telling me that all that paper flipping and noise is
all fake. What has the freak come to? Okay, sorry about that.
Come they've seen through YO two days in a row of super Bad references.
I think y'all have y'all spreak and Chill movie picked out already, being
Bottle Rocket, super Bad, a lot of super Bad. I want to
ask Jode Appatol if some of that is well, I mean, you haven't
seth Rogan's when he wrote that, how much of that's influenced by by Rocket
because there are some bottle rocket things that I'm like, that's very super bad.
I don't know I would be super bad because I've only seen it once
and I know it was great. Me too, but I watched that again,
I would too. We can consider that for a movie. Hey,
this is the deer, y'all talk to that lady about y'all didn't get the
whole story. She had me tied up in her closet for four days.
Heard her on the phone. She was going to trade me for some poison
tree frogs, but I managed to wiggle loose. Just as she came home.
She called the cops, had me tranquil eves and drug out, but
they sent me free head on a sweat, little lady on a swift going
for Yeah, this is the dear. I just wanted to kind of defend
myself fust of all. Me and Caughtny been seeing each other for a while.
She told me she was gonna leave the window open. I just didn't
know I was gonna have to slide it up. Anyways, those constables came
in and started beating me with that big times. Anyways, Hey, I
gotta go. Her boyfriend's on the way over all right, lay with the
beat, time, last last good morning boys. Sorry to say, Danny,
but your Tony romo sounds a little bit more like an adult Morty from
Rick and Morty. It actually does, does it. Way Back tomorrow morning,
six am, we will have Farah Abraham. We got her nine to
ten. As our credibility just continues to rise, we'll kick off February with
a lot of cool stuff. That is, tomorrow, Ben and Skinn have
Michael Young and Ian Kinsler live in studio at noon. Don't miss that with
Christina and Steve as well. Speak easy after that. Be back tomorrow morning
at six a m. We love you. Bye,