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The guests arrive. Oh, Marsha, Hey, I got a name for

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her. Uh does that have anything
to do with Elton John No, no,

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no no, but a peer of
the eighties music scene. I'm gonna

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call her drunk Cindy Lapper. Drunk
Cindy Lapper, Okay, dcl because she

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looks like Cindy Lauper and I'm pretty
sure she's a drunk. Oh wow,

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she's also a cancer survivor. Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna let that affect

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what I call her. Okay,
hillo, and welcome to another brands banking

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episode of another Blowdeck podcast. My
name is Dalan, that's Pat Hey,

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good to be here. Permission from
the war Grandad? What's up? Oh?

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Not much? Can we plug the
Hey? What's up? Dude?

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Can we plug the interview with Captain
Carry yet? I think that comes out

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this week. No, let's not
plug it yet. Oh okay. Look,

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Sea rats, if nothing, are
pretty consistent with their behavior except when

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they have an alcohol problem, which
is ninety percent of them, right.

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But I have to tell you watching
this episode, I am a super fan

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of the Balkan Biscuit. We interviewed
her last week. It was an amazing

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interview. But as we've come to
learn, when Bravo throws us a sea

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rat, we know they're either on
their way out or they're in some hot

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water. In hot water, she's
in m Well, she acted like a

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lunatic tonight. And I don't like
to use that word. Well, no,

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I I just unless it applies,
but it certainly applies here. She

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was a fucking lunatic. Yeah,
who the fuck was she? Yeah?

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It was like Doctor Jekyl and mister
Hyde or something, two different people.

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And the most egregious thing that Ellie
did all night. Don't make people wait

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twenty minutes so that you can put
on latex. I mean, you know,

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I don't like it when anyone makes
people wait because they're getting ready,

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but especially not a sea rat for
pink customers, I mean, chip chop,

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chip chap, get up there and
do the thing. There are certain

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things, though, Dylan, you'll
they're really into it, you know,

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And so that's clearly one of her
things. So even though it doesn't make

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any logical sense to anybody else,
it's, oh, oh, I get

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it. She likes to wear that
thing. Yeah, so that's why,

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Yeah, she likes wearing that and
listen. I love weird similar outfits,

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like I actually like when she was
walking, I was like, oh my

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gosh, I think I have that
at the house. But I don't make

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people wait when I'm dressing up in
those and what my friends call my silly

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little outfits. Okay, oh oh, anyway, so this episode was crazy.

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Now, old Patty, you know, I'll openly admit when I was

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wrong. I had predicted that Jonah
would be and yeah, that's right,

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or as Sandy calls him Jonathan.
Now she's calling him Jonathan, but she's

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been calling him Jonah for like the
first three episodes. Yeah, I mean,

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when's this woman going to get canceled? I mean it's crazy. Well,

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you didn't correct her. Well,
anyway, she's participating in erasure language,

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you think. So. Yeah,
it's when you take someone's name away

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from them. Oh wow, Well
he should let her know if he took

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she took his name away. Yes, I mean how could he let her

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know. She's in a room by
herself with producers at the Garland fair enough.

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Anyway, I thought he was going
to get shit canned. Yeah,

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he's still around, and I have
to say a while. I'll talk about

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it later. In the episode.
You know, just because someone's steak wasn't

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cooked to their preference, that's not
a fireable offense in my opinion. But

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he's uh, he could be fired
at any moment. So yeah, I

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know. And and the cook on
the steak wasn't the problem. Look,

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the problem was that it looked like
it had been boiled in milk and there

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was no seer on the steak whatsoever, and it looked like it was gray,

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and it looked like Okay, so
you know, there are and we'll

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get back to your thoughts are but
so there are delivery traps that deliver all

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this meat to all these places like
grocery stores and whatnot. And if a

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ribbi fell off the truck and just
sat on Venture Boulevard for like two hours

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there, that's what it would look
like. You know, it's just a

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kind of grade overcooked piece of ribbi. But how many episodes do you give

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it? Oh? How any pots
do I get it? Yeah? You

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know what it was an okay episode, but this you know, this season,

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it's not usually it's around episode five, six seven that things get to

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start getting interesting and the things aren't
happening yet. But that's Okay, we

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still got plenty of season ago.
I'm gonna rate it thirty knots okay,

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a lot of crazy stuff. And
as you mentioned, we should know this

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and we do know it. But
every time Bravo gives us a sea rat,

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what will pass will be inevitable.
And mean, I mean, these

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people either, like you said,
they either kill people, they get fired,

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they you know, they fight,
they fuck. I mean, you

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know something, you know deplorable,
And that's what happened with Ellie tonight.

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I mean, listen, cheese is
cheese is cheese. Okay, what cheese

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is is kind of useless but also
so scrumptious, and so you know,

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you know, she's a little rat
that stole thing too out from under elli

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sheet. But I mean, you
didn't steal anybody, She didn't steal anybody.

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And for Ellie to dress cheese down
into belittle cheese and to do the

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things that she did to cheese,
it was just completely uncalled for because cheese

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is so scrumptious. She's such a
scramptious little penguin. And also the dynamic

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between Nathan and Joe Thing one and
Thing two with their new roommate was hilarious.

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Because well, it's always the mark
of a gentleman. A girl is

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U doesn't have a place to sleep, and you say, you know what,

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you can sleep in my room on
the floor. Yeah, you know

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what. I'm really sorry that my
the beido put you out. You can

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have my floor if you want.
It is a gentleman's move. Lots of

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stuff to get into four pots.
Okay, can you take it away?

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Sure. Let's begin the episode with
bre telling thing one or thing two think

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two, telling Joe that she'd like
to give him a blow. Drop there

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you go. I know that's the
sound of her dad jumping off a bill

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ding. That's right, And that's
not right because let me tell you something,

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she's a goddamn mature adult and if
she wants to blow a dude,

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yeah, that's her goddamn prerogative.
Hell yeah. And he would probably say

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the reason he hurled himself off a
four story building is she did it on

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TV. And listen, like,
I'm amazed that anybody wants to blow anybody,

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you know, I mean, what
a loving thing to do for somebody,

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Dylan, I'm so glad you brought
that up. Yeah, because Joe's

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response to that is hell yeah,
let's head back to the boat. Yeah

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sure. Now I want to say
this, there are a few things on

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earth that get a man to react
universally positive to something Hawk tour you're talking

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about. I'd say offering a dude
a blow job. It's about one hundred

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percent positive. Oh yeah, oh
absolutely, Let's try it experiment. Hey,

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honey, would you like to have
a dinner with that Henderson's next week?

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I hate the Henderson's. They are
way too pious and I don't like

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they don't even curse, and they
look at me what I say, Oh

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god, They're like, please don't
say his name like that, and it's

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so weird and they have red eyes. Let's try it out. Oh can

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I suck your dick while I?
Uh yeah. What I thought you were

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gonna do was go, do you
want to have dinner with the Henderson's?

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Okay, yeah, Do you want
to go have dinner with the Henderson's and

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after I'll give you a blowd job? What would the answer being, Ah,

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yeah, yeah, I think my
joke was better. No, no,

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no, I know, I know
it, but it is really crazy.

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And I understand that it's a job, right, It's literally called a

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job, and what I want to
suck at a dick. Not really,

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you know, it depends on who
it is. But to think that if

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you could just make that small sacrifice, men will literally turn into Tappy ooka

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putting. I mean, we'll do
whatever you want, but then we'll get

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tired and we'll want to graduate to
something even more depraved, something like blood

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play. And you know that's not
a fun dynamic for anybody, So you

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know, just keep it rare and
keep it good. What the fuck happens

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next? Well, we go in
those vans and they're a hive of deviancy.

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Dylan, Nathan is banging seeing in
the chair. Hermit's asking the bolt

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and Biscuit inappropriate questions. Yeah,
and Gail, who loves her boyfriend,

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texts her boyfriend who she loves,
about how she loves him and resented Zim.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well I think her and her and

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her boyfriend are gonna be on the
rocks. And by that, I mean

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she's gonna bang Nathan because uh,
Sammy the Bull was more loyal. Oh

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yeah, and Samy the Bowl was
very loyal. No no until no,

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no, no, He's like,
listen, you and my brother till the

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end, and I'm sorry I got
to kill you right now, but I'm

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doing it because I'm loyal. He
was loyal to uh La, Cosa and

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Ostra, the cause, the neighborhood. Okay, so don't you dare speak

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like that ever again. We get
back to the boat. Everyone's ready to

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cuz except for Lambeau in the Balkan
Biscuit Ellie. We get the cars.

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You know, she uses the cars
quite a bit. Ellie tells us if

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Joe wants to have sex with her, he's going to need to take her

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out to dinner. So clearly she's
unaware that dinner's not needed with brief for

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that. Well, no, she
is the beal. She's a big,

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big thing of cheese. Well also, but to keep the analogy of cars

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going, why buy a Lamborghini when
you can drive a Mazda and it will

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blow you? Yeah, dude,
would anybody ever drive a Lamborghini if Mazda

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came out with a car that blows
you? I like where you're going with

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this, but I don't think that's
Masta. I think that's up Elon's ally

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there. Okay, So while the
sea rats are up in the body of

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water and we've talked about how important
this liquid is really season after season after

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season in order for sea rats to
turn into snakes that kind of oos out

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there. You know how snakes have
sex? How do they do it?

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So this thing kind of it secretes. It's yeah, it's a secretion.

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It's like this little cup that comes
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it's the side. And then another
person. I'd love that if I was

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a human. Yeah. No,
one kicks me between the legs, calls

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me a dick. I'm like,
you, miss motherfucker right right right,

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dicks on my hip. Well,
so, so okay, the way that

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it works with snakes is that so
one guy rolls up, another person rolls

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up, and then they just suction
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the seed is pumped between the things. And in order for that to happen

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with the sea rats, we need
a warm body of water. The ball

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of snakes are all of snakes.
They need to thrash, they need to

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bite, and they need to fuck
in that water. Okay, so the

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coups is very important and we get
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This evening between Thing two and cheese. But before we get to that,

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Gail remains in the bed texting her
boyfriend who she loves, and I'm

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not even sure. I was very
confused with what's going on. I mean,

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it's a very kind of arrested development
bit to say that she's just trying

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to break up with her boyfriend.
Okay, while she's saying I love you

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to him, But did they get
into a fight, did he do anything

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wrong? Okay? So some I
don't know if she's putting this out here

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out there, but apparently he's being
a dick to her. I haven't seen

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it through the correspondence that the below
Deck production is. No you would think

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that we would see it, right, But apparently he's not treating her well

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at this point, and so she's
pulling away from him. But she's kind

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of torn. But you know,
if we're not seeing on our televisions,

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we need to evaluate what we're seeing
in real time as we watch the program.

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Yeah, well, if it walks
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a duck, it's probably a girl
who's trying to get out of a relationship

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so she can have sexual thing one. So eventually people had down as thing

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one and Cheezer wanted to tear into
one another. Gail checks out various ass

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sizes of the men Ian does have
Nathan Beet in that department? Ian's got

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a very round took us something that
I envy. My ass is just getting.

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I mean, there's there's just nothing
to write home about with my ass,

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you know what I mean? I
mean, do you ever grab your

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ass and just go there's just nothing
here? Not this week? You know,

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I want I want something strong and
I want a handful as a dude,

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Yeah, what do you need that
for? Well, I mean it's

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the seat of all power. So
Cheese and Joe eventually do the dirty work.

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Do they really know? It's just
a top let's make out. It's

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a topless makeout sash and Gail knows
that she wants to put a relationship first,

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but her boyfriend is pushing her are
away from him, and she says

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that Nathan is always there for her. Do you mean he's always there?

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Okay, so this is, uh, what are you talking about? So

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this is definitely a characteristic of a
sea rat. Yeah, which is they

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graft a lot of stuff on a
new person that they're all up with yeah,

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but in reality, you don't know
this person. No, I mean,

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what is Nathan King Arthur all of
a sudden is he? Is he

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Ryan Gosling? Is your boyfriend James
Marsden? And is he Ryan Gosling?

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Because you don't know this guy at
all. I mean he's a he's a

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sea rat from the north of England. I mean he's a wealthy drunk with

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it'd be an eagle tattooed across his
chest. He's got no ass and you

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don't know who he is. So
I don't know why you're falling in love

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so quickly. Well any port in
a storm and also all's fair and love

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and sea rats. Next morning,
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Ellie says, did you have sex? And Ellie says not saying anything more,

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which is a kind of a vicious
ambiguous thing to say, because now

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Ellie's spiraling right. Yes, But
we move on to Asha laughing at something

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very hard. But I couldn't understand
what Asha said. You know that part

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where she was talking about the eyebrows
of the lips. I think so she

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just busts herself up. And I
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I mean, if the vibes on
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and she's just having such a good
time. She's just a kiwi busting herself

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up. But I can't understand her. You know, that's why the audience

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loves her. You know, she's
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It talks like Kermit, She's like, oh am, I God, I

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got glass in mind. It's like, how you have the best vibes?

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Yeah. Yeah, So Kermit talks
to Gail about Ellie and she believes playing

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hard to get is not gonna work. She recommends a more measured approach,

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like sitting on his face. Yeah, we're saying, I'll give you a

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blood drop. That's right now.
Kurb's pretty smart. She should be our

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secretary of defense or I don't solve
world peace or I don't know. It's

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a pretty bright girl. Should be
a better secretary of defense than down all

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the Urhams found. Yeah. So
JOHNO takes a call about Doubt, and

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just as he's speaking about this,
Sandy gets a text with a backup chef

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and calls him Jonathan. Let's get
to the pre friend shape man egg he's

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gonna be Britney Brown or former model
from Tampa. That's he didn't know they

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came from there. Trischelle will be
joining as well. Johno goes to a

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laundry list of dislikes and once again
we've got this reality show captain character wanting

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to they want that person to renew
their valos. Yeah, we get to

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the nighttimetime genuine Gail had a fight
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I mean, I'm just not seeing
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this in the texts. I'm very
confused about this, which leads me to

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think that she's just kind of mementoing
this entire thing and trying to come up

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with some reason to break up with
her boyfriend so that she can slam into

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thing one. Yeah. Yeah,
that's what I'm feeling too. Yeah,

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I can't. It doesn't make any
goddamn sense. There's no heads and there's

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no tails. Now, Ellie and
Bray sit down for a chat and this

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is when Ellie lets her have it. Apparently bre broke girl coat and it

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was a snake move. Now,
I'm just gonna say this. I like

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Ellie. She's in nice person,
super smart, love Alli I'd let her

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be my friend, but in this
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Ellie. And we we know Ellie. Ellie's very nice, Elle's very sweet,

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and she got a great perspective on
life. I think that, you

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know, the only thing I can
think of, the only explanation that I

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can possibly think of as to why
Ellie would have lost her bide like this,

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because she's absolutely out of her heels
in love with him too. She

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wants to marry thing too and have
babies with him. So when she comes

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in and she takes away her future
husband, then I'd be really upset too.

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But no, I mean, if
that's not the case, then it's

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just Ellie having a bad day.
You know, well it's been a bad

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couple of days, because it doesn't
stop here. If it ended here,

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I'd understand it's just some irritation over
Hey, I kind of mentioned that I

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kind of like this guy, and
look what you're doing. But you know

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what, an hour or two later, Hey, let it go. You

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know, maybe I you know,
I apologize, but he doesn't do that.

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Now. I hope that and We've
had this happen with sea rats in

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the past, you know where we
we call them lunatics right after we have

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good experience. Oh is this one? We're going to get some dms tomorrow.

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Well, we're supposed to, you
know. I'm really looking forward to

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having the Balkan Biscuit in studio to
talk about the Balkans. I just want

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to talk about the Balkans. I
just want a history on the region.

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Why is it so beautiful and also
so sad? You know what I mean.

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I think we'll get that chance because
I think she's got a pretty good

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sense of humor about Oh, just
don't try and fuck the guy that she's

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into. Okay, yeah, no, I can do that. I'm married

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to a woman, That's what I'm
saying. Now. Bre goes to Joe

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and she lets him know she may
have lost a friend today and it might

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have been over him. And then
Joe says, did she mention anything about

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giving me a blowjob or anything like
a rim job or both or whatever?

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And uh, and She's like,
no, here you be Jobby Cheese.

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I'm Joel. Yeah, okay,
okay, I'll start hello. Oh is

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this you trying to get my room. Yeah, Oh, hey, what's

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up? I'm really worried. O. What's why? Well, I think

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that I might have made a mistake
and that my friendship's in jeopardy. O

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Ellie. I think she was really
into you. I think that she mentioned

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that when we hooked up that it
really have feelings because she's really wanted to

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Yeah, she's really into you.
And she said something about like I wanted

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to marry you and can I sleep
put on your floor? Absolutely? Yeah,

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dude, we It's crazy how over
the years we've gotten better at improving.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's like,
hey, Thomas middle Diitch, put

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your controller down and come listen to
this podcast if you want to figure out

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how to do fucking improv? Who
needs Amy Poehler and Mett Walsh when you've

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got us? I agree? I
mean, do you know where that went?

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No? Way that came? Yeah, it's crazy? All right?

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Can we jump to next morning?
So bad? I'm so sorry. Next

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morning, Brie sleeps in Joe's real
the floor and the boys proceed to mock

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her and also care for that was
Ian is called up to the bridge and

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Sandy says, keep your shit tight. Now. Ellie says that she doesn't

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have any compassion for cheese. This
is where Ellie's got to take it easy

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a little bit, okay, because
Ellie is she's going to turn out of

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favor with the fans if she's too
violent towards cheese. Nobody's a big I

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don't think anybody's a massive fan of
cheese. You know, we don't know

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cheese well enough to be a fan
of hers. So if you're going to

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come after her in a rather aggressive
way, people are automatically going to have

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some kind of thing to love cheese
and not like you a bad And that's

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just an under story. You know. People love rooting for an underdog.

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That's why so many people love Zelenski. That's right. Yeah, well,

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you know I agree with everything you
just yeah yeah yeah. Also yeah,

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I'm gonna stick to my thoughts and
notts where I brought up. This is

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literally doctor Jekyl, miss uh missus
h. I haven't I haven't seen an

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arc this turn this quick ever on
this show, basically from a good guy

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to a villain instantaneously, She's completely
unlikable. Oh my god. Okay,

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so Asha has class in the thumb. Sandy says, let's just have your

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head out to shore. We're gonna
cut your thumb up and won't get govern.

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It's like, sorry, what did
you say? You're gonna cut my

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fucking thungube out? I can't even
talk. I'm so nauseous that it's gross.

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One time, I I I don't
know where I was, but I

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was walking around with my bare feet
in the water or something. And then

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I'm like the next couple weeks,
like every every time I put my foot

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down it hurts. But you know, I didn't come from a place where

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you could complain about, you know, pain, right, And it turns

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out I had a rock in my
foot and it was in there so long

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the skin had sealed over it.
There was a rock in my foot.

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Yeah, I mean more of a
pebble, you know. Anyway, Dylan,

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if you don't mind, let me
digress. You imagine a big rock

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being in your foot and I don't
have to I lived it. Well,

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it was a pebble, but it
wasn't a rock. I mean a rock,

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you know that would be so weird. Fucking Christ couldn't put any shoes,

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that's right. My air Jordans don't
fit. Yeah, yeah, no,

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I mean that thought. I mean
this is why people have dunk out

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of the doctor because it's like,
so I've talked about it before, I

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can't breathe right, and people are
like, oh, we got to go

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get an allergy test and you got
to have your nose broken and get a

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DVA tapped him check out, and
I'm like, I don't want to do

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any of that. I'd rather or
just have glass in my face for the

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rest of my life and breathe bad. I'm not gonna go get my nose

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broken. I don't go to the
doctor because I never I don't like bat

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's
never good. It's like everything's great.

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It's always like you stop eating French
fries or something or worse. Yeah,

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I don't want to hear that,
so I'll just die on my own.

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Yea blissfully unaware. Yeah, you
got a life insurance policy. That's all

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you need. That's what I told
you. I don't care because remember last

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year, you're like, hey,
you're breathing weird. You got all these

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bruises on your chest. Turns out
it was alcoholism, but I didn't know

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at the time, and so you're
like, go see a doctor, and

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I was like, hey, I
got I got a million. Yeah,

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because when Pat is really drunk,
he turns into Batman at night and he

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completely blacks out and he goes and
he fights crimes. I was like,

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what's up with all these bruises all
over you? And then it turns out

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they put in a nest and Pat
was running out fighting homeless people in some

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kind of ramshackle batman costume. Yeah
all right, let me back up for

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a second. Did you how many
homeless people did you kill? Never?

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I never would kill a home,
would never do that. No, No,

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they're in house u Ian, and
they're people. That's right. Ian

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meets with his team and he considers
himself a tony Robbins of sea rats.

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You could be confused as to whether
or not they are people or not,

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because their hands hang sometimes in a
way that is more vine than arm,

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and their eyes are kind of is
fixed to the floor but really nowhere.

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At the same time, well,
they're looking for a crack Patrick. Come

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on, what happens to next?
Let's talk about tropical smoothie. Oh yeah,

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no, I'm kidding. We can't
do that going into it at Okay,

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let's see. I do have to
ask did you ask smoke any weird

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before we started. No, I
didn't. Okay, well I was gonna

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say sorry that he like our patrons
are like Dylan was way too high on

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this one. I'm like, I
didn't smoke any pots, So that's what

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happens when I don't smoke. So
I need the stuff. It's a regulatory

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thing, right, Well, all
that before we move on here. I

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guess this is really important because I
didn't notice about Ian. He meets with

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his team and he considers himself the
Tony Robbins of sea rats, and rather

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than shoot for super high possibilities of
the human condition, he asks his team

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to try not to kill anyone.
This charter is that what expectation does Tony

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Robbins do? Like high condition of
human achievement stuff. It's just like,

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you know, trying to achieve all
possibilities of your worth. Yeah? Oh

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I think so. Yeah. I
really like him. Really regretful that I

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didn't get on like repurposing like kind
of like broad platitudes and charging people thousands

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of dollars for that. I think
he would have been awful at that.

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I fuck you, I think I
would have been great at it. Watch

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this tell me a problem? You
have. I don't think my wife loves

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me anymore. Oh yeah, provisions
arriving. Yes, Ellie lets Breo to

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not override her because remember Kermit's at
the hospital at this goddamn point, and

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bre pushes back and tells Kermit is
her superior, and she dresses her down

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in the laundry room. Well,
and I can't believe a guy named Joe

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started this war. But this is
when things start going off the rails.

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And normally provision showing up is just
a bunch of b roll in the blowdeck.

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Provisions are boring, They're boring,
but not here they make use out

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of it to create some drama.
Yeah, hell yeah. And Ellie flips

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out over this. And this is
where Ellie, you know, Ellie's heartbroken,

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so she's lashing out. But this
is something where Ellie's gonna put on

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a Tony Robbins podcast or something like
that. You gotta get control of your

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insecurities, not let them kind of
turn you into a terminator, you know,

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which is or a villain, which
is what she does to poor Cheese.

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Now she tells Ellie or she tells
Cheese to clean out rotten citrus,

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which was something that Asha did not
tell them to do. Ellie just used

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this opportunity to give Cheese a command, and Cheese far as back. This

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is not this is not my purview
right now, Okay, I was not

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told to Cheese to cheese out rotten
citrus. Okay, and the war escalates.

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Now Ellie and Cheese both bent to
Johnoh and Sandy overhears this. Oh

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yes, I wondered how she overheard
it. Well, she's got a time

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share, that's right, Patrick.
If you don't go at least a couple

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of times a year, there's really
no point. But Sandy's Sandy falls in

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love with Cheese here because Cheese is
presents as sensitive, scrumptious. I mean,

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she's an adorable little cheese. She's
like a little baby bell. But

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the thing that Sandy loves the most
about this moment is that she says,

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I'm gonna talk to Asha about it
as long as Cheese is not kind of

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unwrapping her wax with Sandy. Sandy
loves her, that's right, right,

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She's like, I love that you're
gonna go to your superior. If I

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need to hear about it, I'll
hear about it. Okay. So,

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speaking of Asha, she returns and
is excited about her stitches. That is

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so kermit of her. Imagine Donald
Rumsfeldt getting back to the beat with a

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wound like that. It would have
been so crappy. But listen, let's

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to get stuff from said store.

403
00:28:56,519 --> 00:29:03,519
Okay, every day is vacation if
you go to Tropical Smoothie Cafe every day.

404
00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:06,119
Now, you don't need to vacation
every day. You can just go

405
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,480
a couple times a week. Yeah
yeah, I mean, why take the

406
00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:11,960
kids to the beach when you just
go to one of their fourteen hundred locations

407
00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:15,839
and get amazing smoothie. Yeah.
Tropical smooth Cafe doesn't have any sand,

408
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,720
that's right? Okay? Yeah?
And who likes that on your feet?

409
00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:25,680
You track it in your car?
Right? Sand everywhere? How about the

410
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:30,039
saltwater? How about that sun burning
your damn face all day while you're sitting

411
00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:33,240
out there? Who wants that?
Nope, you'll get all leathery yep,

412
00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:37,920
one time? I who wants to
go to the beach is a little kid

413
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,319
and have a woman trip on you
and then fall on top of you and

414
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:48,400
two inches of salt water and rub
your skin as a rash. That doesn't

415
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,480
happen at one of their locations.
Okay, Now, there's no brawling,

416
00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:56,279
there's no fighting, there's no nothing
that happens at Tropical sh lllegal fireworks.

417
00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:00,880
You kids set them off. The
ceilings do though, and the ceilings are

418
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,599
very high in Tropical Smoothie cafes.
But you know there are regulatory codes.

419
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,400
I mean, they can't be like
an assistin chapel. I mean even could

420
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,359
you imagine trying to light off a
firework, even in a place with ceilings

421
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,440
out on. What we're trying to
say is that they have the best smoothies.

422
00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:21,559
There's manga, there's clava, there's
mohitos. Oh there. Okay,

423
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:26,960
So go to one of the over
fourteen hundred plus locations. Oh you took

424
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,680
one of those? Or use the
app and use promo code bad TV.

425
00:30:30,799 --> 00:30:33,720
We love Tropical smooth Cafe. They're
proud sponsored to the show. My daughter's

426
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,400
asked to go there every weekend now, so I gotta do that. Well,

427
00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:41,599
Ah's got good taste yes she does. That's fine. Let's get back

428
00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:48,359
to the show. So the guests
arrive. Oh, Marcia, hey,

429
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,559
I got a name for her.
Does that have anything to do with Elton

430
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,240
John No, no, no,
no, but a peer of the eighties

431
00:30:56,319 --> 00:31:02,119
music scene. I'm gonna call her
Drunk Cyndy Lapper drunk okay, DCL because

432
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,640
she looks like Sandy Lauper and I'm
pretty sure she's a drunk. Oh wow,

433
00:31:06,839 --> 00:31:11,519
she's also a cancer survivor. Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna let that

434
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:18,880
affect what I call her. Okay, yeah, oh my bad. What

435
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,920
a fucking idiot. I am thinking
that that would change anything, But yeah,

436
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,680
I just wanted to get that out
there. Let's go, yo.

437
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:33,079
Sandy says, we do a model
walk with the primary and Martha, and

438
00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:36,160
then we get to luncheon and sushi
skills are pretty okay, He says,

439
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:41,640
he's just gonna pull from his architecture
background, pull from uh, the culinary

440
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,759
world. Okay. We're not building
fucking a house of cards here, We're

441
00:31:45,799 --> 00:31:49,079
making sushi, all right. Yeah. I don't know did you mention that

442
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,039
Sandy visits him or is that how
that conversation went, because she also says,

443
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:56,319
hey, hey, yay, you
did it in the first shotter,

444
00:31:56,599 --> 00:32:02,680
the one that had fourteen year olds
advice. Yeah, no chicken, okay,

445
00:32:04,359 --> 00:32:07,759
all right, you serve chicken,
will cut you. Okay. So

446
00:32:07,839 --> 00:32:12,279
Gala and Nathan. Nathan is really
really good at his job, and here

447
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,799
we have the seed. Now let
me tell you something about this. Yeah,

448
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,359
you ever go to a restaurant and
this is before we were married.

449
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,519
Yeah, into restaurants in a server. It's just really good. You're watching

450
00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:30,960
someone hustle, jump around, jump
around. Something really sexy about that?

451
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:37,240
Okay, you don't think so.
If they're sexy, well it makes them

452
00:32:37,279 --> 00:32:40,039
sexy. Someone that's confident in their
position. Really really, No, you've

453
00:32:40,079 --> 00:32:44,960
never seen Well, I have a
f I follow why women fuck pool guys?

454
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:49,920
Dude, Well, no women,
No women fuck pool guys because they

455
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:57,519
are in a marriage that's a void
of any emotion. But I follow a

456
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:04,000
Okay, yeah, that was funny. I follow a guy who owns a

457
00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:10,200
deli in Hoboken. That guy flies
around his counter mm hmm. To see

458
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,440
him as a site to behold,
the way he treats his customers, the

459
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:20,680
way he treats his regulars, the
way he he's brought so much joy being

460
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,839
in his shop, and when you
see him work, it's something truly.

461
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,799
Yeah, you know, if you
were a female, do I think that

462
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,480
he's sexy. He's a big phata
Talian guy with hair on his back.

463
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,960
I mean you can see it poking
out of the top rim of his shirt

464
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,039
when he's chopping up chicken cutlet.
And that's a gross site to me,

465
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:44,799
but maybe sexy to sell. No, he smells like fucking peppers and chicken

466
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:47,400
cutlets. I mean it's not sexy. Those are the pheromones coming out of

467
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:52,720
the Oh wow, yeah, women
are into it, I'm telling you.

468
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:57,839
Oh really, I didn't know that. Yeah, oh okay. Uh and

469
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,240
Gail's watching this dude run around here
and work the boat and uh that's the

470
00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:07,920
turn on. Hmmm are you saying
that? Like? Are you Are you

471
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:13,679
saying that women think that we're sexy
because we're so good at podcasting. I

472
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,280
think some find it is sexy as
Wow, that's so cool. You're saying

473
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:22,480
that women see us like that guy
in that deli shot that smells like pepperoni

474
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,719
because we're so good at our job. I think it's hot. Wow,

475
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,239
that's really cool. All right,
let's wrap up the episode. Enough nonsense.

476
00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:32,960
Lunch is sushi, cold noodle,
sala tuna tartar with avocado and pron

477
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,719
tempora. Lovely lunch from the architect
ninety pots. We've got shackle Gate.

478
00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:42,280
I don't know what happens with Shackles. I don't know. It's like,

479
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,719
what are we even talking about here? Nobody knows what's happening with the shack

480
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,360
That was confusing. Normally I can
track what the fuck is happening with a

481
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,119
fuck up on with the decas,
not with Shackles. It's all underwater and

482
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:57,800
we don't know what it is up
top either, So you know, miss

483
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,320
me with the bullshit. We get
ready for the Greek fiesta. Everyone's tugged

484
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,800
out for the vow renewal. We've
got a three time survivor of breast cancer.

485
00:35:05,079 --> 00:35:07,840
Sandy is a cancer survivor too.
This is actually a really lovely moment

486
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,239
from the show. It's a beautiful
ceremony that's very quickly. It was lovely.

487
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:16,760
Deugh, we learned drunk Cindy Lauper
cancer. Yeah, but the sacred

488
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:22,679
ceremony. I was wondering if anybody
had the same problem that I did reading

489
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,159
it. Off your iPhone, and
I thought it was a bit tacky.

490
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:28,519
Oh yeah, it's tacky. Okay, let's get let's commit it to memory.

491
00:35:28,519 --> 00:35:31,800
There, Santa. So I thought
that Jana was checking oysters like an

492
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,280
otter. I think he was just
getting the krusties off of them. But

493
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:42,599
we get to dinner, it's gonna
be caviar and oysters to start. I

494
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:45,880
mean that always pops off and then
we get another stardust plating from Johno.

495
00:35:46,159 --> 00:35:49,880
So what was the stardust? Again? Remind me if you've mentioned this before.

496
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,519
Was that salt? I don't know
what the fuck it is. It

497
00:35:53,599 --> 00:36:00,719
might be pulverized beetroot. I don't
know what the fuck it is. But

498
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:07,400
listen, I think Johno's Jonah's a
fun guy, you know. I don't

499
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:12,519
think that there's anything that we can
say about his character or you know,

500
00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:19,599
his spine it's acrid or otherwise.
But to just throw shit on a plate

501
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:24,320
like this, like somebody like it
says though this man is about to climb

502
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,960
el copy tan or something. He's
throwing chalk on plates. It's like the

503
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:35,440
grand finale of a Chris Angel show. Every time he whips up some plate

504
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,199
and it's like, you don't need
to do that. It looks like absolute

505
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,639
poop, but it is gonna be
surf and turf. The steak has no

506
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,239
seer. As we mentioned, it
looks like it was left out on a

507
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:52,760
hot boulevard, and the guest thinks
that it is overcooked the primary most important.

508
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,039
Now, dessert can save the day. It's a very cheesecake with white

509
00:36:55,119 --> 00:36:59,239
chocolate ganache. And dinner goes well
enough, you know, Sandy calls him

510
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:04,519
Jonathan again, and we get to
a fashion show sixty pot dinner. But

511
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,079
now Ellie is very late to this, and Asha is pissed. She says,

512
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:16,000
Ellie, the guests are more important
than your only fans career. I

513
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:22,280
don't think I've ever heard Asha genuinely
say anything that nasty to anybody. I

514
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:29,639
mean, she was really warnery.
Yeah, and it was deservedly so deservedly

515
00:37:29,679 --> 00:37:36,800
so that goddamn playboy cost him?
Why and why the rave hair? Sorry?

516
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:42,840
What's rave hair? The rave hair? What's that? Uh? Yeah,

517
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,320
it looks weird? Okay, all
right? So Kermit finally gets up

518
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:51,920
there, and she's really late,
and I was wondering, and then as

519
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,039
I was like thinking, like,
what the hell's going on here does she

520
00:37:54,119 --> 00:38:00,159
realize Hugh Heffner's dead. He's not
on the boat, he's dead, And

521
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,639
I think his legacies and jeopardy,
you know, I I've talked about on

522
00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:06,559
my show PMS. He fucked a
dog, he had sex with a dog.

523
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,480
Yeah, so I don't think she
needs to really focus. Yeah,

524
00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:14,760
you did a whole reenactment where you
pretended to be Hugh Haffner and then you

525
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,280
pulled up a YouTube video of a
German shepherd barking. You don't need to

526
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,800
do it right now. Oh no, I didn't do that, No,

527
00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:23,960
no, no, this was when
Hugh he would you like to have some

528
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:29,199
wine? Okay, all right,
yeah we do. We don't. We

529
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:30,840
don't under to do that because it's
a tough thing to listen to, because

530
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:35,320
that's the sound of a dog that
doesn't want to be raped. That's exactly

531
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,039
what's happening. But yeah, so
his legacy is tarnished for that. And

532
00:38:39,079 --> 00:38:44,000
even though he's not on the boat. You know who is the Patrick Ohl?

533
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,280
No? That is that a drug
city, love city? Right?

534
00:38:47,519 --> 00:38:52,199
And if you're going to show off
for anybody, it might as well be

535
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:58,760
d c L. Now. I
do think that Asha was spot on when

536
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,480
she said this, Marcia Martha is
like a modeling coach or a scouter.

537
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,719
So I think Ellie was trying to
throw it around a little. That's right.

538
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,840
She wanted a modeling contract. So
we get to the nighttime. Nighttime

539
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,159
Cheese is sleeping once again in the
boys cabin. They're very cool with this

540
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:22,639
kind of Ellie is so pissed.
Oh yeah, the cheese is making her

541
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:28,239
out to be a villain. And
I've been there before, you know,

542
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:35,440
it's it's tough for Ellie to wrap
her head around who cheese is. When

543
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,960
you go into what I agree,
I like when you call her cheese too,

544
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:45,440
it's funny. She's spiraling, right, So she's going this fucking bitch,

545
00:39:46,159 --> 00:39:53,079
right, Is Cheese scared of me? Is she genuinely scared of me?

546
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:58,880
No? Probably not. She's probably
a little red faced bitch who's trying

547
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,920
to make this a thing that it
needs. And yes, she is correct.

548
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:08,880
You kind of waffle between all of
these different cheese made dramatize this a

549
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,960
little bit. She because they were
joking and laughing earlier as she was putting

550
00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:20,480
that ridiculous play pointsmon so right there, when you can laugh with someone,

551
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,199
you can put things behind you.
So clearly this was a move of Cheese

552
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:30,480
to yes, little baby Bell turns
it up the next day as well,

553
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:35,639
when you know, this was when
I kind of perked an eyebrow up and

554
00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:40,280
I said, maybe the Balkan Biscuit
isn't overreacting because she says, you were

555
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:47,079
belittling to me when you were training
me. Hey, Cheese, you were

556
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:52,920
dead on arrival. Okay, you
didn't know how to push a button.

557
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:59,840
So let's not spin this into Ellie
was belittling you. To be fair to

558
00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:05,039
look, I don't want the audience
to think. In my when I was

559
00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:07,880
watching it, it felt like Ellie
was saying, you're still here because I

560
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:12,199
helped you along. It's true.
It may be true, but that's throwing

561
00:41:12,199 --> 00:41:15,599
it in someone's face. And her
retort to that, I think is it

562
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:19,840
was belit alned Perhaps all right,
we'll get in the comments. Let us

563
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,719
know if it stars kind words.
Oh, I said, I was going

564
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,559
to read a review. Oh nice, a good one, whichever one I

565
00:41:25,559 --> 00:41:30,519
pick? You know? Correct?
Do you want to vamp a little bit?

566
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:34,760
Oh? Sure? How else?
Can you? Oh? Go to

567
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,639
the ten dollars tier Old Patty does
a PMZ a couple times a month.

568
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,280
It is ninety nine pots, Cosmo
one two, three, four five Love

569
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,039
Dylan and Patt. It's become my
favorite podcast. That's a really good one.

570
00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:52,519
Is that new? Yeah? Yeah? Love this podcast from Bumfy.

571
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,599
This podcast is one of my favorites. Every time there's a new episode,

572
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:58,599
I get that excited feeling knowing that
my work day just got a little happier.

573
00:41:58,639 --> 00:42:00,679
Oh my god. I love the
guys. Takes on all the shenanigans

574
00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:05,239
that go on and wholeheartedly agree with
their stands most of the time. Very

575
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,960
good podcast. Keep up the good
work. That is so sweet. Thank

576
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,960
you very much for leaving those reviews, Bumpy. If you leave a review,

577
00:42:10,039 --> 00:42:15,280
we will read it. Oh wow, there's a there's a two star.

578
00:42:15,639 --> 00:42:22,679
Oh well, we don't need to
read that one. The bby comments.

579
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,559
Let's let's keep it positive. I
think, oh my gosh, have

580
00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:30,719
you seen this one about Israel?
That's hilarious. All right. Join us

581
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:34,679
at patreon dot com slash another podcast
network. We love you guys very much.

582
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:37,280
I'm Dylan, Say goodbye, Pat
say goodbye later. It did.

583
00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:00,800
It was the sta