1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,960 And it's already such an impersonal mad quite the control over in Italia. I 2 00:00:04,719 --> 00:00:09,800 see her as a very self empowered person, and I'm shocked by the control. 3 00:00:09,919 --> 00:00:14,160 We'll talk about an Italian later on the episode. I am here with 4 00:00:14,199 --> 00:00:19,399 her because she's slotting into one of my least favorite archetypes, the Oh my 5 00:00:19,559 --> 00:00:25,000 gosh, you'll never believe this new detail about my toxic relationship. Oh my 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:29,559 god, you'll never believe how little I give a fuck about this new detail 7 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:50,679 about your toxic relationship. Hi. Hello, welcome to another brand spanking new 8 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:54,280 episode of another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up 9 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,320 next to one Patrick Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Hey handsome, Hey, 10 00:00:58,439 --> 00:01:04,519 great to see you, cutie. Thank you. You know I'm a 11 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,079 little run down right now, but I thought you weren't gonna say anything cute 12 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:15,280 back to me, you know. I did you want to talk? You 13 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,359 want to get into it? Oh? Yeah, you doan want me to 14 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:23,120 talk? Yeah? Okay, yeah. I want to thank everybody who left 15 00:01:23,159 --> 00:01:27,439 us amazing reviews. Oh, thank you so much, and also the I 16 00:01:27,599 --> 00:01:32,719 really really big thank you to all the barnacles that went over there to that 17 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,599 Reddit threat. Oh I don't even want to pay it any mind. We 18 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:42,319 really shouldn't, oh my gosh, but yes, uh the the the overriding 19 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:51,799 message here is that as the show grows, we get more support from you, 20 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:57,480 and doesn't it just warm our little our butts? Doesn't it just warm 21 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,840 our little hearts and our butts? Right up? We can't thank you guys 22 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:06,359 up for the support and be cut to show you how much it means to 23 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:10,240 our little butts. I want to read a couple of reviews that we've gotten 24 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:15,759 lately, like this from lux Los Angeles. Omg, it was Luca five 25 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,080 stars, Luca and Laura. Hello, I'm not even sure what that means. 26 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,400 Well, you know what it means, I asked the audience last week, 27 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:23,120 I said, yeah, I was doing a bit. Oh. This 28 00:02:23,199 --> 00:02:29,759 one from Rob Lanier one hundred and two pots that if your keeping track is 29 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:35,919 even more pots than is possible. So that's pretty that just that warms us 30 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,680 up. Tomb Raider made out with Luca. I'm not even sure what that 31 00:02:38,879 --> 00:02:43,400 is about, but we can't thank you enough for that honesty, humor and 32 00:02:43,719 --> 00:02:46,919 m ellipses. I enjoy listening on my drives to and from work, making 33 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:53,199 me actually laugh out loud alone in my car. The banter is entertaining and 34 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,479 the guys give great insight into the show. I mean, listen, who 35 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,360 wants to sit here and read positive reviews all day? You know? Come 36 00:02:59,719 --> 00:03:01,360 come one, come on, leave us a one star so we can mix 37 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:05,280 it up. Yeah, come on, come on do it? No? 38 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,199 No, all right? So other public services, Yes, winter House covering 39 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:14,680 Winterhouse, which has six Sea rats on it. Our coverage for that generally 40 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,319 drops on Wednesday, So two days after you're hearing this, just check out 41 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:23,240 the feed. A recap of episode two of season three of Winter House will 42 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,479 be there for you. And we're doing it with one of my favorite people 43 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:29,120 on the planet, Ruby Red. Yeah, Papya Do Girl is joining us 44 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,599 for the whole season. Also patroon dot com, Slash another podcast network for 45 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:37,240 another podcast show, and PMZ. Matthew Perry is dead, Rest in peace, 46 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:43,639 very sad. Pat's called it for sometime and it's crazy because if you're 47 00:03:43,719 --> 00:03:49,840 on Patreon you will have heard Pat say, I swear to God a couple 48 00:03:49,879 --> 00:03:53,520 of weeks. This guy's going to be in a jacuzzi and someone's gonna find 49 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:58,680 and it's crazy, like the Nostradamus of horror. This guy, I want 50 00:03:58,719 --> 00:04:01,159 it to happen. I know you don't want this burden, but when you 51 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:08,840 see into things, you see into things. That's it. Another public service 52 00:04:08,879 --> 00:04:15,240 announcement. We were supposed to do a live meetup for our twelve Tier members 53 00:04:15,319 --> 00:04:20,000 today. Unfortunately, we booked a c red interview. You know how rare 54 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:24,879 those are. We will be dropping that later this week. We sat down 55 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:30,240 with the Filthy scouser himself, Jack Chef. Jack had a great time. 56 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,600 Talked about food, talked about chip Buddies, we talked about Lord of the 57 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:38,240 Rings, we talked about in Italian Toomy. It was an amazing interview. 58 00:04:38,519 --> 00:04:42,319 So we will update the twelve dollar tier members. We know we owe you 59 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:45,279 a live meetup. We will do it next week. We love you so 60 00:04:45,399 --> 00:04:47,759 much. Sorry we haven't done one in a while, but it's going to 61 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,439 be great this next one. Okay, we have to get into the show, 62 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:56,319 yes, man to go for us. Don't be too Debbie Downer. 63 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,879 You know how much I love this show. Chill love it. But when 64 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:06,959 we get an episode like this, you know, my little butt just sinks 65 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,560 a little bit, you know what I mean. It's just hard Dylan, 66 00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:14,920 you know what, this was what I call a character a character development episode. 67 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,720 Yeah, okay, not a lot happens, but it's the little things 68 00:05:16,759 --> 00:05:21,040 that you pick up that kind of helps you kind of understand the various cast 69 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:26,199 members of the television show. I don't agree. Now, listen, this 70 00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:30,639 is the problem. I Orby's a lovely guy, and I'm glad that he's 71 00:05:30,759 --> 00:05:33,240 not hitting the bottle as hard as he used to. He's rained it in 72 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,759 a little bit. As you mentioned a couple of episodes. Kids will do 73 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:41,319 that to you or they won't. That's true, But let's just go ahead 74 00:05:41,319 --> 00:05:45,600 and ban children from this show in perpetuity. I mean, the only kind 75 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:49,079 of children I want are future arsonists. Okay, people that are going you 76 00:05:49,079 --> 00:05:53,079 can see the evil in their eye, and they're going to provide entertainment. 77 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:58,720 But we really have no use or utility for just nice families coming on this 78 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,439 show anymore. I mean, it's a stinky Let me add to this. 79 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:04,160 I know this is your thoughts and us. Yeah, not only do we 80 00:06:04,199 --> 00:06:09,079 have just the little crumb crunches or would they call them crotch targets or I 81 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,040 forgot what Haley said something very dispassing yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get 82 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:16,439 to that. We also then utilize the time of a precious sea rat for 83 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:20,360 the entire charter. Okay, Natalia was running around with her head caught off. 84 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:24,959 She's supposed to be pulling Luca into that laundry room and making out with 85 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,120 him. Instead, you know, she's making pizzas with four year olds. 86 00:06:28,199 --> 00:06:31,839 Yeah, and we talked about the state of those pizzas with Jack. They 87 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:36,000 were disgusting, but we'll talk about them later. The other thing that was 88 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,720 really bizarre about this show. I mean, the pieces looked like shit, 89 00:06:40,079 --> 00:06:43,279 but well, the other thing that was really bizarre about the show was some 90 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,279 of the most and all sea rat histories. They're very binary. They either 91 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:55,000 are sleep inducingly boring or are some of the most terrific things you've ever heard 92 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,920 of human being go through. Can I say something to Night? We had 93 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,639 the former and lots of them. Okay, Dylan, I've created a new 94 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:08,959 scale. Yeah, it's called the Sea Rat Sad Scale srssset SRSS creating system. 95 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:11,959 That's how we're going to be able to rate the sea rat history the 96 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,680 c rat What the c rat SAD scale like? How sad is it? 97 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:23,120 Okay, let's just call it the the CRS scale, Yeah, because you 98 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:27,399 tack ss on it. You know, it's not just not a good time 99 00:07:27,439 --> 00:07:29,920 for that, those two letters to follow one another, you know what I 100 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,439 mean? You know what I mean? So the c rat, the SRS 101 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,079 scale, the sad scale. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah. 102 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:40,519 There was a lot of mediocre sea rat stories. My mom's the reason 103 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,959 I have a go go go attitude. What do we what are we doing? 104 00:07:45,839 --> 00:07:48,800 Also completely forgot that Ann was on this show. It's just insane that 105 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:55,160 Ann is on this two pots, two pots. That's your lowest rating of 106 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:58,759 the season, I probably, yeah, okay, Well, Dylan, Like 107 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:03,480 in most episodes of Tsion, they always saved the last five minutes for all 108 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,000 the good stuff. You know. I hated the show Walking Dead, but 109 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,959 they'd always fool me because a beloved character in the last five minutes to be 110 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:13,439 a cliffhanger. Did a zombie bite him and eat him? No? And 111 00:08:13,439 --> 00:08:16,360 then I'd show up the next week and it would be people talking while walking 112 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,199 through the woods, which I later dubbed that show to be called Yeah. 113 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:24,480 And then at the tail end, my beloved cast members would be in jeopardy 114 00:08:24,519 --> 00:08:26,800 and then I'd have to tune in next week. But you know what, 115 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:30,560 after season six, I said, go fuck yourself. Oh oh, okay, 116 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,480 that is that is quite a funny. So you said, this show 117 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:35,879 is not called the Walking Dead, it's the Walking through Woods. While talking, 118 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:39,879 Oh well, okay, so anyway, you hear that, Frank Derebant, 119 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,759 you fucking hack. They fired him after the first season. That's why 120 00:08:43,759 --> 00:08:50,000 the show sucked. Anyway, Okay, So I loved Finally Luca and Natalia. 121 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:54,080 It was too hot. They couldn't They had to hook up. And 122 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:58,240 just as they're about to hook up, forgive me to give the spoilers away 123 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:03,039 if you haven't watched the uppisode, we get a phone call from AJ and 124 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:07,120 Natalia says, I'm gonna pick it up. Yeah, what I know. 125 00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:13,960 I call for youth in Asia often too often. I hate this guy so 126 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,080 much. I mean, I just really do not think that he's a good 127 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:20,639 person, and I think he's one of these people that is immune from any 128 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:24,440 kind of repercussion really at all. But I do think that he should be 129 00:09:26,279 --> 00:09:30,120 jailed. They'll catch up with him eventually. If you don't think he didn't 130 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,159 make his way over to that Epstein isle at some point in the last ten 131 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,519 years. But you're out of your mind. I don't want him thrown in 132 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:41,159 one of these Bernie madeoff joints. I want him in Abu Grabe or something, 133 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,360 you know. I want true horror done to this man. He's a 134 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:48,759 horrible person and a scumbag. Fucking I'm getting hot. This is supposed to 135 00:09:48,759 --> 00:09:52,120 be a fun show. Okay, how many punds do you give? It? 136 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,159 All? Right? So a couple other fun stuff here. We got 137 00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:58,279 to see Hayley's hates. Everyone should have a list of things they dislike. 138 00:09:58,279 --> 00:10:01,799 I thought, it's like, what's something that you dislike? Something I dislike? 139 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:07,320 I don't like lines, get anxiety. That's a good example. Yeah, 140 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,600 she said, ant eater. We'll get to that. Who hates an 141 00:10:11,639 --> 00:10:18,039 eaters? Who hates ant eaters? Anyway? And eater they're nothing but fun. 142 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:22,720 They're nothing but fun. They are nothing but fun. And eaters, 143 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:26,080 Dylan, I don't even think they kill the ants. They eat the ants 144 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:30,600 just get fucking vacuumed up in that little nose of theirs. Shit out the 145 00:10:30,639 --> 00:10:33,000 next day and they're like, hey, Larry, did you get eating today 146 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:35,720 too? Yeah? He sucked me up while I was taking a walk yesterday 147 00:10:35,759 --> 00:10:39,120 right where the fuck are we? But that's how nice ant eaters are. 148 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,679 They eat you because they got to live, but they don't hurt you. 149 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:46,159 You come right out at the back end. Yeah, and that's a that's 150 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:50,960 a biological fact. And eaters don't feast on any of the you know, 151 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:56,240 physical forms of the ant. Their spirits are sucked out of them as they 152 00:10:56,279 --> 00:11:00,120 come through the ant eater. And that's why they can have a conversation in 153 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,960 the next day about Larry and how crazy that was. And there is something 154 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:09,480 missing, but it's too far off, too amorphous, for them to recognize 155 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:20,799 that their spirit has been trained from their bodies by this little god eater fifty 156 00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:28,000 knots. So we last left off with Lara aka tomb Raider and Max aka 157 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:33,840 Silent film actor communication Gate fighting with each other. Is this resolved by Sandy 158 00:11:33,879 --> 00:11:41,600 telling Luca how to use the walkie talkie? I was pretty much yeah, 159 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:48,279 yeah, Well her observation is correct. Max should not be making calls as 160 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:52,639 far as where the anchor is because he doesn't speak English well, and that 161 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:56,320 could it's not his fault, but it could get everyone killed. Sure, 162 00:11:56,039 --> 00:12:00,639 yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a person with no hand being a 163 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,960 pilot. It's exactly like, its not their fault, but it's probably not. 164 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:11,759 They're probably not the best candidate, you know. We get a little 165 00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:18,799 sea rat history with Luca. He zipped around on on bicycles, motorcycles and 166 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:24,399 the lot before he was even born. And his mother's craving was petrol, 167 00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:31,879 which sounds like sounds like a skinny pregnancy and an insane one. Well, 168 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,080 okay, so yeah, the sea rat story here is Luca's mom when she 169 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:37,360 was pregnant for him. By the way, she's a looker. Apple doesn't 170 00:12:37,399 --> 00:12:41,120 fall too far from the tree. Would you take it easy, man, 171 00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:43,519 Okay, while she's pregnant rather than you know, do it a lot of 172 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:46,919 us. Do you to sip a little red wide or take a zanny or 173 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,879 something like that. Yeah, probably ill advice from your doctor, but anyway, 174 00:12:48,919 --> 00:12:54,080 they did in the seventies. Instead, she got on that fucking motorcycle 175 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,480 and did some so what do you call that? What do you call it? 176 00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:58,879 The driving where they're like doing like in the dirt and stuff like motocross. 177 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,840 Yeah, and I heard she tried out for jackass, but a guy 178 00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:05,720 named Poopy said he would not kick a pregnant woman, so she did not 179 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:11,960 get the game. Have you seen the Disney Channel original movie Motocross? You're 180 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:16,440 illiterate in film history. I absolutely am. Oh, by the way, 181 00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:20,000 you missed, it was Chef Jack's birthday today and he's always working on his 182 00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:24,919 birth Have you seen brink? Brink? That sounds familiar. What's that about 183 00:13:24,159 --> 00:13:28,840 rollerblading? Now? Popping sids man? You haven't seen brink? Have you 184 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:33,519 seen Ali Cat strike back? No? Oh my god? Have you seen 185 00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:39,919 Johnny seen Ami? What? Oh my god? That's crazy. But listen, 186 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,519 this is what happens. It's like I haven't seen Threes Company. Right. 187 00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:46,799 To be fair, it was it's run on television ended twenty years before 188 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:50,639 you were born. So yeah, well you had a vigat in addiction when 189 00:13:50,679 --> 00:14:00,759 Alley Cat struck Piak on the channels. So Kyle and Toomrader speak to one 190 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:05,559 another in Afre columns, and that is Oh. I wish that I had 191 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,559 that superpower with somebody like my father in law and his sister. They can 192 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,519 always speak Spanish to one another amidst a you know, a chaos of family. 193 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:18,279 I'm like, gosh, I wish I knew what they were saying about 194 00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:24,200 me right now. Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm not that narcissistic. They're 195 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:28,080 talking about lots of different stuff. Yeah, of course, but it's very, 196 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,879 very convenient to be able to speak Spy. You know, I think 197 00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:35,559 I'm going to try and learn Spanish next year. Well, always putting it 198 00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:39,639 off, huh, yeah, I was gonna kick the can. What do 199 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:43,639 you do tomorrow? I got things I gotta do, you know, Spanish? 200 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:50,399 Not really okay? So you don't order in Spanish or Taco Bell, 201 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,960 do you? Okay? No? No, no, my father does that, 202 00:14:52,039 --> 00:15:00,399 and it's, uh, it's really problematic. Yeah. Can we get 203 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,799 to Kyle and in Italian making beds with each other? This is when Kyle 204 00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:09,759 shares all the fun aspects of having a brother and sister relationship. Yeah, 205 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:13,559 they're competitive, they have fun together, they laugh and occasionally he backstabs her. 206 00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:16,879 Yeah yeah, yeah, that's you know, it's a it's a tale 207 00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:22,759 as old as time, brothers and sisters hating one another and backstabbing each other. 208 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,320 You know, that's how me and Ruby operate. You know, we 209 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:31,080 just cannot stand one another, and at any chance we're given, we'll send 210 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:35,440 a nasty text to a superior about the other. Well, that's because you 211 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:39,840 have a brother and sister relationship, Yes, exactly, praying for these two. 212 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,600 It's not healthy. Let's get to the little birthday party with tomb Raider 213 00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:52,480 and Max. They are fighting amidst Hello Kitty decorations, and you know that's 214 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:56,720 one of those environmental changes. You know, the power of Me's on sen 215 00:15:56,879 --> 00:16:00,960 is really on display here because you know, you put some buddy in uh, 216 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:07,120 I don't know, let's say a financial district bullpen, you know, 217 00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:10,240 and you have a conversation you're fighting about, you know, like the S 218 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:14,600 and p right, But if you put them in a children's birthday party that's 219 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:19,240 actually thrown for a twenty nine year old man, that really changes the you 220 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,759 know, the dynamic of a little bit. It's like if All Quiet on 221 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:26,960 the Western Front was scored by Herb Albert, it would be completely different. 222 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,200 I agree, it would soften the horror of the Great War. Now, 223 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,799 Dylan, you mentioned at the top of the show in your Thoughts and Nots 224 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:41,600 that we got some pretty subpar sea rat histories. Oh my god, did 225 00:16:41,639 --> 00:16:45,399 we? Okay, Well, we start with tomb Raider here aka Laara. 226 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:52,440 She talks about being a violent kid because she had a difficult childhood. And 227 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:55,279 that's pretty much all the details she give. So I rate this a four 228 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,320 on the Sea Rat sad scale. And is it one out of one hundred? 229 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,759 I was going to do one out of ten. Okay, one out 230 00:17:00,759 --> 00:17:04,920 of ten. So the saddest being your father was slain before this, uh 231 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,319 kindergarten ballet con. If you want to kind of make your way up to 232 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:12,279 a six, dad has he shouldn't have been around, or when he was 233 00:17:12,279 --> 00:17:15,079 in the house he was drunk or yeah, yeah, punched walls or he 234 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,640 burned the house down. That will give you a solid seven. Oh, 235 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,480 Manchester by the Sea kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, but this is 236 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:33,880 a four, just not a solid showing. So the scows are does great 237 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,960 with kids. I mean, he just does you know, he's a He's 238 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:42,920 a fantastical man. I'm gonna move on to the next thing. Then, 239 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:48,240 Yeah, we're gonna make pizzas to me and Kyle. Is this the pizza 240 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,799 thing? Yeah? Yeah, the pizzas. Well. They figure out that 241 00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:53,880 the pizzas will be made with the kids at eleven maybe some stuff happens here, 242 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:57,400 and then the adults will eat lunch at at noon. Okay, But 243 00:17:57,759 --> 00:18:03,039 at this point the actual tension between Nat and Luca really heats up, and 244 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,079 just in time for that boyfriend AJ to text her he's going to Thailand with 245 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:15,279 his bros to have sex with. I presume everything, and I mean everything 246 00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:19,720 the way that AJ operates. I mean, you know, there's a there's 247 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:25,079 a I don't know, there's a hawker. They they're not they don't have 248 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:30,079 anything to do with the sexual arts. But you know, come one, 249 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,279 come all. I mean, even the ant eaters in Thailand are not safe. 250 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:37,079 You know what I mean? Oh not with this character. Are there 251 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:41,039 ant eaters in Thailand? I bet there are? Yeah, probably they probably 252 00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:42,720 rent the zoo for the day if they weren't, you know, walking around 253 00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:45,680 their natural habitat. He's like, I need an ant eater. When you 254 00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:49,759 think zoo, what animal do you think? Well, I go to the 255 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:55,480 La Zoo once a week, so I think flamingos. Flamingoes, right, 256 00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:59,559 and gorillas. Flamingos and gorilla and giraffes. I was playing this game called 257 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:03,400 context shool the other day, and you you write a word in and then 258 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,599 it tells you how many words you are off of the word that they're actually 259 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,599 talking about. So like you'll say charity and they'll be like, oh, 260 00:19:08,599 --> 00:19:14,599 you're fifteen thousand words off. And it got down the word was panda, 261 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:18,359 and it was like, if you're at a zoo, the main zoo animal 262 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,359 is panda. I don't know if I agree with that. Well, we 263 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,119 don't have pandas any more. China made us ship them all back. They're 264 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,880 not a single in America right now. No way. Can you believe that 265 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,039 bullshit? Are you telling me that game was from China? I think it 266 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:37,799 might have been, because when I think zoo, I think lemurs, I 267 00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:44,400 think flamingos, and I think little French fries in the shape of animals. 268 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:49,839 That's what I think they have. They're chicken nuggets. But oh really yeah, 269 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,400 Oh you know what else? I think those little machines that press the 270 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:57,880 pennies down all flattened makes me what a racket that thing is. It makes 271 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:02,599 me buy them every time I'm four bucks for I know that's the thing. 272 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,640 It doesn't cost a penny, but you have to The penny is the raw 273 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,799 material. You have to pay to process the raw material, but it should 274 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:11,960 cost a penny. Anyways, we got to talk about belowdeck two man Kyle 275 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:18,759 are chatting about Natalia, and he is talking shit once again on Natalia for 276 00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:26,319 good reason. We get a little montage of her kind of venting a little 277 00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:29,319 bit, talking a little bit, and listen, I don't have a problem 278 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:30,319 with that. I mean, they're brother and sister. But at three point 279 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:33,599 thirty in the morning, I do not want to hear you say. I 280 00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:37,240 really feel like I'm starting to become a woman. It is too late for 281 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,240 that kind of conversation. There's just nothing productive that can come from. And 282 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,640 look, there's some shit talking happening here as Kyle shares this or complains about 283 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,039 Natalia to Toomey about it. However, it's setting a pattern in which we 284 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,200 finally get to me beginning to realize that Kyle is a speck stabbing asshole. 285 00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:57,960 Yeah, yep, And that's good on Toomey. She's starting to see how 286 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:06,119 this Kostra nostra kind of thing is working a little bit. You know, 287 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,880 you gotta have a little bit of street smarts when you're dealing with sea rats. 288 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,480 Oh yes, look what they're telling you, boy, I bet they're 289 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,039 going to be telling It's in the book the forty eight Laws of power. 290 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,640 Yeah, it's in the book forty eight Laws of Power, which is a 291 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,759 revolting book. It is a book that teaches people how to fuck others. 292 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:26,240 But it is beneficial because we do live in a late stage capitalist hellhole, 293 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:30,400 and you do have to step over the corpses of your enemies in order to 294 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,720 reach the throne. Well, don't forget to step out the ashes to make 295 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:37,640 sure that they're fully distinguished. Hey, you want to talk about something else 296 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:42,920 that's mean crotch goblins? Yeah, after making those pies. Hayley doesn't seem 297 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,640 like she likes kids. No, I don't think she does like kids. 298 00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:52,200 And she doesn't like ant eaters either. And here is once again a Robert 299 00:21:52,319 --> 00:21:57,319 Frost kind of precipice that we're facing it. We could go off and continue 300 00:21:57,319 --> 00:22:04,400 talking about the beauty of anteaters, but I'm a little concerned that, led 301 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,920 by me and caused by me, we've been a little all over the place 302 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,640 tonight. Maybe a little bit, Yeah, I will say her two other 303 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,720 sticking points were jeans that are too thin with the pockets so that you can't 304 00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:18,079 fit your cell phone in. I'm with your girlfriend, Yeah, and also 305 00:22:18,559 --> 00:22:22,799 idiots that wear sunglasses. Indoors. I like that. I like that. 306 00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:25,920 I am not. I wish I could pull that off, but I just 307 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,160 feel like an idiot. You know, you see you know, you see 308 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:33,160 you see Wheezy court side and you go, oh man, he's wearing sunglasses. 309 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,680 You know what I mean. Yeah, but it's it's fully lit up. 310 00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:41,039 Yeah, we're talking about like going to a place that maybe doesn't have 311 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:42,400 that kind of lighting. Yeah, and you're showing up there. You can't 312 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,759 see in two feet in front of your Frances Musso and Franks like, don't 313 00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:51,400 wear sunglasses and Musson bit yeah yeah, yeah, jerk, you can't see 314 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,920 with no sunglasses. It's too dark. Now, Dylan, can we talk 315 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,960 about these pizzas for a second, because we talked with Chef Jack about it. 316 00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:59,599 You thought they looked like crap. Fair enough, maybe they didn't stick 317 00:22:59,599 --> 00:23:03,519 the landing as far as if they were on Iron Chef, they'd probably get 318 00:23:03,559 --> 00:23:07,000 low scores for plating. But I have to say this, if I was 319 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:10,400 Shata and they brought me one of these pizzas, I would say, you 320 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:15,440 have brought not only have you failed conclusively, you have brought shame to this 321 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,119 entire franchise. But I pointed out in our interview with Chef Jack, which 322 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,079 will drop later this week. And you have to hear it's really fun. 323 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:25,559 You have to is that at least they put sauce on the goddamn pie. 324 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,200 I moved to Los Angeles. Out Here in Los Angeles, we prefer our 325 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,960 pizza to look more of what a case idea would it look like? Yes? 326 00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:36,720 Yeah, and bread or whatever. Yeah, and the pie suck out 327 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:44,319 here? Where's the sauce? Where is the sauce? It's like a black 328 00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:49,279 Eyed Peace song? I like that. Yeah. I mean, look, 329 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:56,440 I am so eighty DS and it's just associative nonsense coming out of me tonight. 330 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,640 And I apologize. Well, let me get us back on track. 331 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,079 This is gonna blow your mind. But Lara and Max are going at it 332 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,640 again. Yeah, Tombrader Max are not doing well. Cable out Cable outlet. 333 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:11,640 These two don't really speak English all that well, and they're they're trying 334 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:17,559 to communicate in like they might as well just try Afrikaans in French, you 335 00:24:17,599 --> 00:24:22,400 know, because who knows, it can't it can't get any worse. I 336 00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:27,240 just got to say, I don't think they're paying enough due to the food 337 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:34,880 this season. In an episode filled with mundane sea rat histories about where you 338 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:41,720 get your motor or how you're kind of a little snippy. Let's take that 339 00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:45,920 thirty seconds that will never get back. Let's chuck some chirons up for some 340 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,119 of the food. You know what I mean? They started doing that and 341 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:52,079 then they stopped doing it. What where is? What? What where? 342 00:24:52,799 --> 00:24:56,440 Where is? And what is with this half assed commitment to the culinary arts. 343 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,000 I mean, it's just nuts. Speaking of the colony of arts, 344 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,559 would you like to talk about lunch a little visit to Italy. Yeah, 345 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:08,839 we've got marinated barrata, we've got raviata, we've got lobster and listen, 346 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:14,960 once again, I just don't have enough to go off of you. I 347 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,960 mean, there's a lot of food on that table. Yeah, there's a 348 00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:22,920 lot of food on the table. And lunch is lunch is the theater where 349 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:29,799 you can slop down some sea bugs and some pasta and some capraisi, you 350 00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:33,079 know what I mean? Of course, you know, because there's this ruse 351 00:25:33,079 --> 00:25:40,519 pulled on people at restaurants. You know, marinated barratas it's just caprasy salad. 352 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,599 You know. Sure, it's a different kind of curd, but it'll 353 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,079 be accompanied by something tomato most often, and there will be some kind of 354 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:52,440 bas albeit in the form of oil or a chef and od. It's just, 355 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,720 you know, we see what you're doing. You know, we see 356 00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:59,680 exactly what you're fucking doing. Hey, Dyl, do you think now would 357 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,720 be a good time to go for a break? Do an AD break? 358 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,039 Do you want to do an AD break right now? Why don't we? 359 00:26:06,519 --> 00:26:10,920 Why don't we take a quick break and talk about this amazing sponsor pet. 360 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:15,680 Have you been feeling anxious at all lately, Dylan, I'm glad you mentioned 361 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,160 that. 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I prefer chaos, and 388 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,119 I learned the go go go from my mom, who again did tell me 389 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:34,440 that my father was brutally murdered right before my ballet performance. You know those 390 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,759 Stockholm syndrome with that woman in her huh yeah, I seem to have a 391 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:42,640 lot of respect for her, though it sounds like kind of toxic parenting if 392 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,880 you ask me, well, I don't want to judge. Yeah, I 393 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,160 don't want to listen, I don't want to judge anybody. Well to me 394 00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:52,680 tells us for the second time about that chaos thing. Meanwhile, Orby and 395 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,240 his fellow guests, you know, they're putting behind their crazy drunk pass. 396 00:28:56,599 --> 00:29:00,279 I forget what charter guest said this, but as they head over the island, 397 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,079 she says, we will let's blow this, uh like a popsicle stick. 398 00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:08,119 Let's blow this popsicle stick. What is that? I think it's uh 399 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:18,119 blow this popsicle stand like a I couldn't tell, kind of like an R 400 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,240 I R A kind of explosion. What do you I don't think it's a 401 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,279 way that the kids used to say, let's get out of here. I 402 00:29:22,359 --> 00:29:26,279 think, hey, Orb, if you're listening and your lovely wife hit us 403 00:29:26,359 --> 00:29:30,000 up, try and explain this, yeah, because it sounds like either a 404 00:29:30,119 --> 00:29:33,880 terrorist attack or or or a mimicry of sucking dick, you know what I 405 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:40,200 mean? Yeah, I mean why? Yeah? Of course. Meanwhile Max 406 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,240 has left the stern with no one to stay on duty, and this causes 407 00:29:45,079 --> 00:29:49,119 shocking another dust up between the Frenchmen, and it's uh. I think this 408 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,839 is when it's decided that perhaps a little positive reinforcement could help you. You 409 00:29:52,839 --> 00:29:56,640 know. The only thing that I really am gleaning from this is just kudous 410 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,119 to Luca, because Luca is so cool hand Luca with this whole thing. 411 00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:07,000 Luca, he's just so smooth with everything. He just does not get flustered 412 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:10,720 at all. He doesn't entertain the melodrama, he doesn't feed off it. 413 00:30:10,799 --> 00:30:15,319 I think he's a spiritually sound young man, and I do think that he 414 00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:18,599 is the right person to helm this this vessel of seerr. I don't think 415 00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:22,519 I've said this quite a bit of cast members on this particular season. I 416 00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:26,039 think we will see him again in the future on this show. So he 417 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,759 kind of comes to the idea that maxi Net's positive reinforcement. He says, 418 00:30:30,799 --> 00:30:33,480 rub your balls with grace. That's like a hey, hey, we're both 419 00:30:33,519 --> 00:30:37,039 guys, right, you know, Hey, we're both dudes, and we 420 00:30:37,079 --> 00:30:41,200 both think that testicular funnies are funny, you know, so let's level with 421 00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:44,680 each other there. Hey, Dell, while we were doing this, do 422 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,839 you mind if I give a little shameless plug for our Patreon again? Oh? 423 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,640 Yeah, here, of course, I am going to be reviewing the 424 00:30:49,839 --> 00:30:56,119 show Naked Attraction. I've watched the show. I can't do it. Oh 425 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,039 yeah, I can't wait. So head on over to patreon dot com. 426 00:30:59,039 --> 00:31:00,440 Slash another podcast now work, I'm going to talk about it. I can't. 427 00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:06,480 I've never seen penises that ugly in my entire It's it's really really shocking. 428 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:12,160 Now listen, circumcised, uncircumcised you I got no quips about that speaking 429 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:17,079 of ant eaters, Yeah, no, I know, it's quite horrifying to 430 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:22,400 see. Listen. You can have a cute, cute little penis with it 431 00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:25,839 with a hood on it, but sometimes and I didn't know that this existed 432 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:30,599 until I saw naked Attraction. But I wasn't aware that there could be these 433 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:36,599 kind of like dehydrated raisin nets kind of distending past the tip of the penis. 434 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:41,279 And and it's quite horrific, but we don't want to judge. No, 435 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,839 so head on over Patriot Dog cop slash into the podet What are we 436 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,480 doing that? On PMZ aps PMZ, but I'll probably talk about it on 437 00:31:47,559 --> 00:31:49,119 APS too. I was horrified. I could not stop writing notes on the 438 00:31:49,119 --> 00:31:52,119 first episode, which, by the way, I think is amazing television, 439 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:56,359 and and and and and and I love how body positive the whole thing is. 440 00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,680 Oh a body positive while someone critiqu your fucking ball. I know it's 441 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,559 amazing. I don't know how you can be body positive when you say your 442 00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:08,759 cock looks like it's going to cause internal bleeding. That guy cried when he 443 00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:12,960 left. She said my cock was too. He had a bad attitude about 444 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,480 that whole thing. It's like, okay, guy, you know, sometimes 445 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:19,720 we got to take a loss in life. Move on, all right, 446 00:32:19,759 --> 00:32:23,680 So an Italian's relationship is affecting her work, and we move on to another 447 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:32,680 management conference trick from Captain Sandy Lara aka tomb Raider aka Lara will be driving 448 00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:37,279 the boat. Here. She cannot yell at Max. Here, she cannot 449 00:32:37,359 --> 00:32:45,440 really scream. She must keep a cool hand. I'm done. You gotta 450 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,440 give you s well. Lara reminds us once again that she was in fact 451 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,960 a big fan of the book The Secret, because on her dream board she 452 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,920 had created an image of her being a captain with a monkey on her shoulder. 453 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,119 I thought, I felt so bad about cutting the social clip and putting 454 00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:05,400 that out and tagging tomb Raider in what was a takedown of her sad, 455 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,319 sad dreams. But this week we had some dreams. You know, this 456 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:13,319 is a dream, right, And you should not dream to be a sea 457 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,240 rat because again, dreams are free. They can be as big as you 458 00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:19,519 want them to be. They'll keep them down to earth because you will be 459 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,440 in a hamster wheel kind of existential nightmare if you can never reach it. 460 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,400 You know, like, I don't know, but wanting to be a captain 461 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,640 with a monkey on your shoulder, that's a dream. There you go, 462 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:35,079 that's a fucking I mean, I didn't know, I didn't know that I 463 00:33:35,119 --> 00:33:38,119 had that dream. But I do have that dream though, Well, where 464 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:47,359 was the eye patch? What well, we get another text from Natalia's honey. 465 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,079 Mm hmm. I forget what he says here, but I think it's 466 00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:55,680 one of those passive controlling texts. Yeah, not just another really cool text 467 00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:01,559 from Natalia's really cool boyfriend. Again. I just want somebody to dox him. 468 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:07,200 You know, somebody docks this guy. We'll find he's he has to 469 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:13,320 have committed tax fraud and he's definitely engaged in dealings with trafficked sex workers. 470 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:19,119 So someone figured this guy's social Security number out, and don't do anything irresponsible 471 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,400 or illegal. But just you know, we need some robin Hoods out there 472 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,760 because these people are getting away with way too much, exactly man, you 473 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:31,880 know, uh so the text was, you go out tomorrow night right, 474 00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,559 think of me, call me then, L y babe. I mean, 475 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:39,519 you should be incarcerated just for texting like that. If you know, if 476 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,599 if my dream of being a ruthless dictator where to ever come true, you 477 00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:49,039 know, I would be sending people away for that. L y babe, 478 00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:51,400 you go out tomorrow night right, think of me, call me then, 479 00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:54,039 L why babe? I mean that is just so impersonal, and it's already 480 00:34:54,079 --> 00:34:59,719 such an impersonal quite the control over in Italia. I see her as a 481 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:04,519 very, very self empowered person, and I'm shocked by the control. We'll 482 00:35:04,559 --> 00:35:08,639 talk about an Italian later on the episode. I am here with her because 483 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:14,320 she's slotting into one of my least favorite archetypes, the Oh my gosh, 484 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:19,239 you'll never believe this new detail about my toxic relationship. Yeah, oh my 485 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,800 god, you'll never believe how little I give a fuck about this new detail 486 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:29,920 about your toxic relationship. It is so uninteresting. Leave me alone or break 487 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,199 up with the person. I cannot hear anything. I've been that guy, 488 00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:37,840 and I've also had the friend that shut up about his girlfriend. I'm like, 489 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,239 dude, she banged the entire football team behind your back. It's time 490 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:50,000 to walk away. It's just a really harsh example. It was true, 491 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,480 though it was true for you. Yeah, that's all I can say. 492 00:35:53,960 --> 00:36:00,280 I want to talk about dinner. Yeah, su pick Cod's steak, crazy 493 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,119 screwers. I just don't know what we're doing here. I mean, no 494 00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:08,800 Chiron's, no no, no footage of prep really, no announcement, no 495 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:16,239 menu planning. Well what gives night falls? Ah and the gang gets ready 496 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:22,679 for the next day. The Pirate day filled with clues on paper that Natalia 497 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,559 made herself. We go night night, and we see some odd stuff from 498 00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:30,519 Natalia before our heads hit the pillow. We do, but if you don't 499 00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:36,440 mind, I'd like to go back a few Kyle and Natalia chat and she's 500 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,360 complaining a bit about the lack of urgency to have the table set up prior 501 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:44,079 to guests arriving. Kyle notes that Natalia did this, and I think he 502 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,840 reports it to Toomey once again that she might have been backstabbing a little bit, 503 00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:52,079 and he says that it appears she's regressing, and he says, the 504 00:36:52,159 --> 00:37:00,719 drama girl, the drama girl, Kyle, pot meat Kettle, mm hmm, 505 00:37:00,039 --> 00:37:04,079 it's almost as if you're talking about yourself, you shit talker. Hi 506 00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:07,800 Pop, my name's Kettle, you know. But can we get to this? 507 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,559 Oh no, no, yeah, night time before by the way, 508 00:37:10,599 --> 00:37:15,320 here we go. This is what a change of behavior from Orby and his 509 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:21,039 charter guests. They play Yachtzi all night and then nat discusses pirate A with 510 00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:24,519 the crew, and later nat Is says it's it's a little early for bed 511 00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:30,599 to uh Luca and asks if lucas hearing what she's throwing down and he says 512 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:35,760 yes, yeah, but I don't think he is because they don't have sex, 513 00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:39,639 which which that's fine. I mean Lucas getting frustrated with all of this 514 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:49,760 kind of bizarre, kind of hitchcocky and kind of a kind of like it 515 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,639 like these advances are are like are like kind of strange. He's he's like, 516 00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:58,079 what are we going to do this? Or like what's going on? 517 00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,159 Like I don't need to have sex with you, but I'm just wondering, 518 00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:02,719 like what you're doing. Well, that's true. You're dressing the pillows up 519 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,639 and you're saying sleep on this one, and think of me, like that's 520 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,320 what's going on here? Hmm, you know what I mean? Well, 521 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,519 I thought she was pretty much thrown it out there. I thought she was 522 00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:14,400 like, hey, let's have some sex right now, okay, because it 523 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,199 reminded me of a scene from the original Ghostbusters where the demon from another dimension 524 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:22,199 asks one of the Ghostbusters are you a god? And uh, we learned 525 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:28,760 you always say yes, sure. Yeah. When a horny Ossi who has 526 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:32,679 a contract with Playboy wants to have sex with you, you say yes. 527 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:42,599 What's the things? Ban and burn? Who are you gonna call Ghostbusters. 528 00:38:42,599 --> 00:38:45,559 You know, I forgot that theme the other day. You know that. 529 00:38:45,639 --> 00:38:49,960 I don't know what happened to my Lewis and the News sued the Bejeebis out 530 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,920 of Ray Parker Junior and the producers of that film for stealing I want a 531 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,599 new drug from them. It's the exact same riffcue. However, they didn't 532 00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:00,199 steal from that. They stole it from a sixty song. It sounds exactly 533 00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:06,400 like it. Listen, theft is the fiirest form of flattery. So next 534 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,519 day Danger Aaron wants an omelet with black olives. I don't know how I 535 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:14,920 feel about that. I want to say it's disgusting, but I don't know. 536 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,360 I feel like it could be. I've had it. It's good. 537 00:39:16,639 --> 00:39:21,960 Yeah, it sounds like it's like a Nisois kind of fun thing. It 538 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,159 was. It was called a Greek a Greek omelet, and there was some 539 00:39:25,079 --> 00:39:29,000 what kind of cheese would they? That's fete? It was feta and olives 540 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,199 in it. Yeah, and it was good, very good. Sounds like 541 00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:36,719 a salt dice tomatoes. It was a salt bumb like a basketball and calls 542 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,679 completely completely forgot the chooser, I completely once again and then we get to 543 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:51,679 children ship and listen, we're throwing up chirons for the clues. Why can't 544 00:39:51,679 --> 00:39:54,679 we throw up chirons for the pasta? You know what I mean? It's 545 00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:01,360 are you made he You'll find this treasure once you Untie Sandy by the jacuzzie. 546 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:06,159 You know it's we get it. It's like you're trying to one last 547 00:40:06,159 --> 00:40:08,280 time jack the tip up a little bit. But again, I'll just say 548 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:15,280 it again and again. Unless the children have a mean streak to them, 549 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,480 don't let them aboard this way. I agree with you. I want at 550 00:40:17,559 --> 00:40:21,159 least one of them trying to light things on fire when no one's looking hundred 551 00:40:21,159 --> 00:40:27,519 percent. So we get a tight squeeze that is squeezed into job, Captain 552 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:31,800 Sandy. If you see, if you see a tight squeeze and you haven't 553 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:37,400 seen a tight squeeze in the preview for the season, because god, if 554 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,119 there was a tight squeeze that was in the preview for that season, it 555 00:40:40,159 --> 00:40:45,039 would mean that there was disaster, right. But if we don't see it, 556 00:40:45,119 --> 00:40:51,079 then you know that nothing, nothing could possibly go wrong here. The 557 00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:53,159 only thing that's going to come of this is Sandy going great job, everybody 558 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:58,599 great, job. That's it's great teamwork. Uh, Luca and nat rub 559 00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:00,679 each other's asses. And then we get to the meeting pet Oh wow, 560 00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:05,440 twenty eight grand Yeah, that's twenty three hundred each. Hell yeah, and 561 00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:08,920 we learn and will be returning who Jess heads back to party and we head 562 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,400 out. We get some cool talk in the vans about Kyle milking people's prostates. 563 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:17,280 I think, yes, that was that was cool. We've talked about 564 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:22,400 it many times before. I think it's a damn shame that men don't have 565 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:30,159 their buttons pushed more. Anything you want to add anything to that? Pat? 566 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,199 Do you not want? Do you not want your button? Push? 567 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:36,599 Out? Out out out? All right, fine, we hit the club. 568 00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,400 Yeah, this is weird. We four go dinner, Yeah, and 569 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,639 go straight to that club. I kind of appreciated it. Oh sure, 570 00:41:43,119 --> 00:41:46,800 who needs the duck larne when you can slam them down Vodka exactly or tequila 571 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:51,199 and way to go, chef Jack Landing a nice girl from England. Way 572 00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,719 to go Jack. The scowser gets a little action. Yeah, And then 573 00:41:53,760 --> 00:42:00,480 we get to this stupid shit with Natalia and Luca and her international criminal of 574 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:06,599 a boyfriend. Natalia, pick it up, put it down. Whatever you 575 00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:08,920 do, do it, and then let's stop talking about it. Yeah, 576 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,199 you know, he's I feel for her because he does have some kind of 577 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,239 Christian Gray control over her. But he's not Christian Gray. He's nice who 578 00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:20,280 pays to come on prostitutes hair. Yeah, it's really way less charming. 579 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,679 It's way less charming. There's a there's barely any charm to that, you 580 00:42:23,679 --> 00:42:28,760 know what I mean. But alas Luca and Italia being the two hotties on 581 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:35,480 the boat, cannot help themselves. They have to lash at one another's skin. 582 00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:40,119 And while they're doing it above Kyle's head, Kyle go sleep in another 583 00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:45,960 room. AJ calls I like Luca, He's like, pick it up. 584 00:42:46,199 --> 00:42:49,920 I thought that was a dumb movie. Pick it up. I thought that 585 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,239 was really immature. Yeah, so immature and bad. Move on you, 586 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:57,079 Luca, Yeah, Luca, come on, man, and she's entertaining picking 587 00:42:57,079 --> 00:42:59,840 it up? Yeah? What are you doing right now? Be honest? 588 00:43:00,559 --> 00:43:06,360 Well, next week we will see Captain Sandy sustain a possibly career ending injury. 589 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,079 Who knows, But until then, join us on Patreon, join us 590 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:13,199 on YouTube. Jump the iTunes range of usually five stars, kind words honestly 591 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,639 from the bottom of our hearts. The show is growing kind of crazy right 592 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:19,679 now, and we love all of you for listening. Tell a friend, 593 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,719 tell a family member, tell a co worker, tell a homeless person. 594 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:29,199 Whatever you can do to help spread the show, we would appreciate it immensely. 595 00:43:29,440 --> 00:44:00,159 I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, Say goodbye.