WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:07.040 Interesting question on x the other day Mac from creepy dot org and they said, 2 00:00:07.320 --> 00:00:12.880 what scene from a horror movie still haunts you to this day? Huh, 3 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:17.519 that's a good question. There's been like three or four over the years. 4 00:00:17.519 --> 00:00:21.079 I wouldn't say any currently I'm creeped out by, but over the years 5 00:00:21.239 --> 00:00:25.879 when I was a kid, I definitely watched The Exorcist and Friday the Thirteenth 6 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:31.000 way too early, and I had nightmares about the Exorcist and also the mother 7 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:34.679 of Jason's mother from missus vorh he's Pamela Voar. He's scared the shit out 8 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:38.359 of me from Friday the Thirteenth. Also, I had a recurring nightmare for 9 00:00:38.399 --> 00:00:41.679 like three years when I was a kid watching episode of The X Files, 10 00:00:41.679 --> 00:00:45.039 which doesn't really fall under this, but it's sort of the same idea in 11 00:00:45.039 --> 00:00:49.200 my adult life. When I saw The Strangers in the summer of two thousand 12 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:52.719 and eight, we went back to my buddy's parents' house in New Hampshire in 13 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:56.240 the Lakes Region, which was the whole first floor. The back part that 14 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:59.560 faced the lake was all glass. And I don't know if you've seen The 15 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:04.120 Strangers, people like creeping on you in like a regular home when I get 16 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:07.599 a little creeped out when people can see in and you can't see out. 17 00:01:07.680 --> 00:01:11.799 I don't like that because then like you can't maneuver. They they see every 18 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:15.280 everything that you're doing. So that's that's probably the most recent example. What 19 00:01:15.359 --> 00:01:18.959 about you, I would say for me, and this just goes back to 20 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:22.200 one simple answer. I always go back to this. And this is at 21 00:01:22.239 --> 00:01:27.319 the age of roughly thirteen fourteen in the movie Signs at the Brazilian birthday party, 22 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:33.200 the home video of just a normal birthday party. Out of nowhere, 23 00:01:33.879 --> 00:01:38.000 this alien saunters out of the bushes. Yeah, he does a little sasquatch 24 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:42.799 walk by the alley and keeps going. And it's an incredible jump scare in 25 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:47.879 a movie that was very good and creepy as it was that that was so 26 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:52.159 unexpected in that movie. That all time great jump scare. And you know 27 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:53.879 what, I love to thinking back. So I think Signs was, yeah, 28 00:01:53.879 --> 00:01:57.040 two thousand and one or two thousand and two. Yeah, they had 29 00:01:57.079 --> 00:02:00.560 to frame it as a birthday party, so they would have the cam quarter, 30 00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:04.000 which you wouldn't need to do now because the cell phones, right, 31 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:07.439 and it's just it's the simplicity of the home footage. It's kind of grainy, 32 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:12.039 so it can look a little bit off and just as soon as that 33 00:02:12.080 --> 00:02:15.039 thing pops out, because I do believe in aliens, but still, the 34 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:20.240 thought of aliens, if I ever see one, I'm gonna shit my pants. 35 00:02:20.439 --> 00:02:22.800 Yeah, you and I you and I, well, what do you? 36 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:23.919 What are you gonna do if an alien shows up? You can't do 37 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:27.599 anything. You might as well just stay relaxed. I'm gonna surrender, die. 38 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:30.560 You're gonna do what you want to me. I agree with you, 39 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:36.080 like we are not ghost boys, but I like aliens definitely exist. You 40 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:38.840 know, if you believe in ghosts, fine whatever. If you don't believe 41 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:52.159 in aliens, you're moron one. Good three, Yeah, job three, 42 00:02:53.520 --> 00:03:07.240 King of Queen mal Street Entertainment, dime do and I'm man. And today's 43 00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:14.599 topic is a big old basketball. Yeah. Goo's been really inspired by the 44 00:03:14.599 --> 00:03:17.120 month of March and March madness. Here he got all jazzed up and said, 45 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:22.520 hey, let's talk about the best fictional basketball scenes and movies. And 46 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:25.479 I said, okay, let's talk about the old round ball. Putting it 47 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:35.080 on the floor. Getting called up for a tea now and then oh, 48 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:43.879 put it up before the buzzer goes off. For whatever reason. The last 49 00:03:44.159 --> 00:03:46.520 month, all of your SOUD effects I hear it like ten percent in my 50 00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:51.120 head. So okay, well listen to it back live. It comes through 51 00:03:51.199 --> 00:03:53.840 full, but not to bring you into what we're doing right now. But 52 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:58.599 there's a new board here. I'm at work and this is not doing a 53 00:03:58.639 --> 00:04:00.240 good job at giving you sound. I don't know what's happening. I gotta 54 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:03.199 figure it out. That's on me. It really doesn't matter. Yeah, 55 00:04:03.319 --> 00:04:06.879 yeah, I for a little background here, good and I played hockey our 56 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:12.159 whole lives, with which crossed over with basketball season. So I never played 57 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:15.040 organized basketball until college GOO, when I played intramurals and then I played in 58 00:04:15.040 --> 00:04:17.800 the men's league. I was like, maybe twenty three, twenty four, 59 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:24.000 I am not good at basketball. But based on like two times I've seen 60 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:27.720 you take a jump shot, you are fucking horrific at basketball. I am 61 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:31.120 so bad at basketball. We were at a kid's birthday party at the Boys 62 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:35.040 and Girls Club two weeks ago. I picked up a ball, I shot 63 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:38.319 it, and then I said, oh, yeah, I'm really bad at 64 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:45.000 this. Don't look at me. Kids, don't look at I just imagine 65 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:47.199 you having like a Sean Marion like hip shot type of No, I'll tell 66 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:49.959 you exactly what it is, because we have one of those scenes coming up. 67 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:55.000 It's a lot like one of the scenes coming up. Yeah, I 68 00:04:55.680 --> 00:05:00.360 became a big basketball fan when the Celtics Scott Good with Kevin Garnett. In 69 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:02.399 reality, yeah, I always was like fond of basketball, but never really 70 00:05:02.399 --> 00:05:08.399 played it, And then for whatever reason, I probably now watch more basketball 71 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:11.879 than any other sport. Is it because basketball is the best to bet on, 72 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:14.879 or it's the funnest to bet on because there's so many points going back 73 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:16.839 and forth. Part of me thinks it's because it's a little bit of like 74 00:05:17.480 --> 00:05:20.279 making up for lost time because I didn't watch a ton of basketball like when 75 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:24.000 I was grown up, for example, or when we were growing up. 76 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:27.040 The Celtics were terrible, Paul Pierce was good. So I love mart Blount, 77 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:31.240 I love Christian McGrady was my favorite player forever. Not to get too 78 00:05:31.319 --> 00:05:35.800 far into sports here, although this is a basketball episode, but the other 79 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:41.199 day, when Sam Houser almost set the record for most three pointers by a 80 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:44.480 Celtic in a game, I went through and looked at the top twenty three 81 00:05:44.560 --> 00:05:48.879 pointer games of all time. Antoine Walker hit nine threes twice in eight once 82 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:53.480 in a time when you were not supposed to just shock up threes. Well 83 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:56.920 yeah, he wasn't an efficial scorer, but the man liked shooting the basketball, 84 00:05:56.959 --> 00:06:00.439 that's for sure. If Antoine Walker had come up ten years fifteen years 85 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:02.600 later, he would have been a much better player, because I think coaches 86 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:06.279 would have been much more accepting of his play style. But when when Walker 87 00:06:06.399 --> 00:06:11.000 was coming up, who was like he was a small forward or he was 88 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:13.959 a power forward, but like in a small forwards body, he was a 89 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:16.199 tweeter. He liked chucking. He had well I don't think it had the 90 00:06:16.199 --> 00:06:19.199 work ethic, but he had the talent to be great. He just never 91 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:24.560 really fully saw that through. But whatever, yes, whatever, we're getting 92 00:06:24.600 --> 00:06:28.040 off the topic here, Mac. The topic is basketball. I am a 93 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:31.600 big basketball fan these days, and I couldn't even exactly explain to you why. 94 00:06:31.639 --> 00:06:34.040 All right, So what we're gonna do here. We have three kind 95 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:39.199 of topic ish things going on here. We're gonna start off with best basketball 96 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:43.879 scenes, not best. I picked six, no particular order. I'm not 97 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:46.879 saying if they're good or bad. Shut up. I'll get to that in 98 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:53.040 a second. Then we have we're gonna do a little draft of the best 99 00:06:53.199 --> 00:06:57.439 fictional starting lineups mac v goo on that one. And then we also have 100 00:06:57.480 --> 00:06:59.920 a little something in your sack. So I say, without further ag, 101 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:08.319 let's get to six basketball scenes that I just gotta talk about. Wait, 102 00:07:09.439 --> 00:07:16.279 what's Goose Juicy's six pack chaw? Let me tell you Goose Juice is six 103 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:30.079 pen gooz Justice six packs, gooz Juste six pain, Goose Juice six pack. 104 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:34.639 Man. Can I ask a question? Yes, before we move on? 105 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:41.079 Why is it a horse at the unicorn? Where's the horn? Any 106 00:07:41.079 --> 00:07:47.839 more questions? If you don't know what I'm talking about. The little uh 107 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:53.160 little video that just played with the theme song has go and a and a 108 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:55.959 horse. Also, fun fact, I would sing that song, so don't 109 00:07:56.000 --> 00:08:01.920 think I do true good. Let's get to a basket ball scene that really 110 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:07.079 set comic book movies back quite a bit, and that is from the movie 111 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:11.279 Catwoman. When yes, patients Phillips and Benjamin Bratt, Now they're supposed to 112 00:08:11.360 --> 00:08:15.560 have a bit of a budding romance going on a bit of a flirtation, 113 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:20.480 So what do they do The sexiest thing possible one on one basketball after being 114 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:26.839 pear pressured by children, of course, And what Patience does in this scene, 115 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:33.840 in this little ninety seconds is just pure nonsense. From the way that 116 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:37.120 she is dribbling and bouncing the ball back and forth, which I do. 117 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:39.879 She's a cat so like yarn, I kind of get that. But then 118 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:46.440 she runs up a wall does a flip, and as they're going back and 119 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:52.240 forth, her and Benjamin Bratt, the camera moves and the editing is nauseating. 120 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:56.600 I cannot It's just back and forth. And these idiots in the crowd, 121 00:08:56.639 --> 00:09:01.360 these children are so impressed by all of these moves. They even find 122 00:09:01.399 --> 00:09:07.960 a way to make a shot of halle Berry's ass look unappealing, like the 123 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:11.159 way that they have her bouncing back and forth. Fucking slow that shit down. 124 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:16.440 Yeah, this is there's so many, like, so many contextual things 125 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:20.360 to know about this. So number one, we've talked about it, people 126 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:24.279 talked about it before. But the character that Haley Berry plays in this movie 127 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:28.879 is not a character from comic books. It's not Selen Kyle. They just 128 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:33.240 make up a new catwoman character so they can do whatever they want, I 129 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:35.360 guess. And then on top of that good. They can do this if 130 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:39.279 they want. Catwoman comes out in two thousand and four, and it's hard 131 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:43.360 to think that they are not influenced by the popularity of the and One mixtape 132 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:46.320 tour. Yeh was like two thousand and one, two thousand and two the 133 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:52.320 professor that whole thing hot Sauce. So we started seeing these types of scenes 134 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:54.399 in the early and mid two thousands. I think a lot because I end 135 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:58.320 one. Although what I do like about this is that Benjamin Bratt is trying 136 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:01.440 to like back her down, so he's putting his ass into her and to 137 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:05.120 combat that. Now you learn this at firefighter school. In order to fire 138 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:09.879 a fire, you fight it with more fire. She turns around and sticks 139 00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:13.720 her ass right into him. The best low post defense is to also back 140 00:10:13.799 --> 00:10:18.759 down the person backing you down. Everyone knows that. And then we do 141 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:22.799 get some and one dribbling where she's going between her legs and then she does 142 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:28.600 as a cat does, an amazing dunk. Yeah. I wonder, and 143 00:10:28.639 --> 00:10:33.200 we'll talk about this scene in a few minutes. Yeah, I wonder how 144 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:37.399 in the Amazing Spider Man that they knew this scene existed and they still did 145 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:41.960 what they did In that movie. If there was a referee on The Amazing 146 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:46.200 Spider Man, a lot of calls, a lot of calls. Well that's 147 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:50.240 you know, goo, when you're playing streetball, you call your own foules. 148 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:52.360 That's the whole thing. I feel like if Flash tried to call his 149 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:56.879 own foul against Peter in that someone might have said your feet were still moving, 150 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:01.240 and then he'd say, well, Peter fucking trap. He took six 151 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:03.279 steps and ran me over. We're not on that scene yet, though, 152 00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:09.840 Mac, We're still here. So she finishes her her rim rattling dunk and 153 00:11:09.879 --> 00:11:13.600 then lands on him, straddles him, and they just kind of sit there 154 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:18.120 sexy for a second, and the kids say, can we have her ball 155 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:22.559 back? Well, after you play someone one on one, there's nothing more 156 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:24.600 you want to do than roll around in the sheets. You know, it's 157 00:11:24.679 --> 00:11:30.679 it's a natural afrodisiac. Did you ever in high school think to ever have 158 00:11:30.919 --> 00:11:33.960 like a thought of playing one on one with the girl and that leads to 159 00:11:35.000 --> 00:11:37.519 hooking up. I think, now that i'm thinking about it, if she 160 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:39.799 was backing me down, you would you would like lean into it, you 161 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:43.440 know, I had that thought when I was in high school once. Oh, 162 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:46.440 I might have thought about that once being back down, and then that 163 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:52.360 leads to the sexy time and then all of us, all of a sudden, 164 00:11:52.559 --> 00:11:58.000 the lights go down in your pants strap. So I guess, uh, 165 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:00.960 what would you grade this scene? I think this is the scene that 166 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:03.799 everyone first thinks of, yes, or one of the top two anyways. 167 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:11.080 So in terms of like full ridiculousness for a fictional basketball scene, it's got 168 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:18.039 to be a forty dog scene when you think back to recently awarded Academy Award 169 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:22.720 winning Halle Berry, Yes, who then got a Razzie for this and then 170 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:26.080 went to the Razzie Awards and said, hey, thanks guys. She's still 171 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:28.440 the only person to actually go and accept her award. Yeah, and I 172 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:31.799 think she brought her oscar with her when she went. What did she win 173 00:12:31.879 --> 00:12:35.080 for, by the ways, ball? Monsters ball? Yes, how about 174 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:39.240 that. Yeah, let's move on to the next scene, and we have 175 00:12:41.159 --> 00:12:45.440 we have space jam And you might be saying to yourself, Oh, I 176 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:48.960 know the basketball scene that you're talking about. It's the final play of the 177 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:52.120 game when Bill Murray comes out of the tunnel and they do some passes back 178 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:56.759 and forth and Michael Jordan does this amazing slam dunk from almost half court after 179 00:12:56.799 --> 00:13:00.879 being told by the Looney Tunes you're in cartoon and you can do whatever you 180 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:03.240 want, when that's something they should have led with, and she just said, 181 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:05.679 hey, you can do whatever you want. Although I don't think Jordan 182 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:09.639 has the greatest imagination anyways. But we'll get to that in a second. 183 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:13.399 The scene that I want to talk about is before we get to that. 184 00:13:13.039 --> 00:13:18.279 Uh, when you have the you have the big boss, you have the 185 00:13:18.360 --> 00:13:22.720 coach of the Monstars, the leader of Moron Mountain. He's yelling at his 186 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:24.679 team saying, why didn't you get this guy's talent? Why would you get 187 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:28.759 those slouches talent? By the way, those slouches fifteen All Stars, three 188 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:33.679 Hall of Famers not really slouches. The Monstars. We had Sean Bradley, 189 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:37.879 Muggsy Bogus, Larry Johnson, Charles Barkley. And who was the fifth one? 190 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:43.200 Did you say Sean Bradley yet I did, Okay, Larry Patrick Ewing 191 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:46.720 Ewing, yes, so maybe not Larry Johnson or Larry Johnson was one of 192 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:50.159 them. And if you go back and you listen to my award winning Space 193 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:54.519 Jam podcast that I did with Marcus Estevez five or six years ago. I 194 00:13:54.639 --> 00:14:00.639 went through the accomplishments of all the Monstars talent that they stole, and what 195 00:14:00.720 --> 00:14:05.919 this movie told you is that those five guys not equal to Michael Jordan. 196 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:09.759 Michael Jordan better than those five guys. You know what, if you just 197 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:15.879 talked talked about it strictly basketball wives, the only person that's even like remotely 198 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:18.000 close is Barkley. And if you wanted to get into the extras and o's 199 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:22.080 of it, they needed another wing and another guy. Yeah, they went 200 00:14:22.120 --> 00:14:24.919 too big, we can agree on that right now. But also, I 201 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:28.879 mean, you still have two Hall of Famers there. Granted, neither of 202 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:31.440 those Hall of Famers won a championship, so you could look at it that 203 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:35.399 way, and Jordan took both of them down constantly. But let's get to 204 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:39.080 this though, is that while he is yelling at the Monstars for not getting 205 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:41.279 the talent of Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan overhears this. He says, Hey, 206 00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:45.639 do you want a piece of me. That's the acting of Michael Jordan 207 00:14:45.720 --> 00:14:50.000 this movie. That's the high quality talent that we have. And the coach 208 00:14:50.039 --> 00:14:52.960 says, what do you have in mind? And Jordan says, if we 209 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:58.879 win, you give the NBA stars their talent back, and if we lose. 210 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:01.000 So if you win, we lose, there we go. That's how 211 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:07.559 that works. Jordan says, you get me. And what I love about 212 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:15.279 this is that this movie shows off Jordan's pure addiction to gambling and the fact 213 00:15:15.320 --> 00:15:20.320 that he hates life with his family so much that he is willing to give 214 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:24.279 it up and gamble away his freedom if he doesn't win this basketball game. 215 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:31.240 If there is any doubt that Michael Jordan was suspended due to gambling on basketball, 216 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:35.799 this movie only confirms that he a thousand percent is a terrible gambler. 217 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:39.240 And David Start asked him to walk away for a year. He was willing 218 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:48.360 to enter slavery if he lost this. Yes, he needed this. And 219 00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:54.320 I now think that before every NBA Finals Jordan would go up to the best 220 00:15:54.360 --> 00:15:56.519 player every time and say, if you beat me, you own me. 221 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:00.440 Yeah right, there might be something to that. That definitely might be something 222 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:04.879 to that, because like obviously, the the Last Dance came out ye what 223 00:16:06.039 --> 00:16:08.879 two years ago now, And it's funny to see Jordan talk about stuff that 224 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:15.000 happened twenty five and thirty years ago and him still be bitter and competitive or 225 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:18.759 a man can't get over stuff. He's just uber competitive and would still bet 226 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:22.039 on whatever today. I wish they did one episode of that where he's like 227 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:26.480 and then that damn coach of the monstars. He wouldn't give the players talent 228 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.360 back. So I had to step in and I said, you get me. 229 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:33.159 They should have done like one little clip of that, like one little 230 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:37.200 let's have some fun, all right, Mac. The scene that I was 231 00:16:37.279 --> 00:16:44.080 referencing earlier to how bad at basketball I am would be a long came Paulie, 232 00:16:44.279 --> 00:16:48.080 And I'm not even talking about all the shenanigans of the sweaty, shirtless 233 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:53.240 hairy guy with Ben Stieller. That's fine, that's fun. Philip Seymour Hoffman 234 00:16:53.320 --> 00:17:00.279 in this scene, the physical comedy that he pulls off, you don't would 235 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:04.759 think of him in this comedic light as much as we should think about what 236 00:17:06.119 --> 00:17:11.519 is the porn movie I'm blanking right now with Mark Wahlberg Dirk Diggler, Yes, 237 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:15.559 uh, what is the name of that movie? I'm a superstar. 238 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:21.480 Fuck. I always forget the name of this fucking movie. I know I 239 00:17:21.559 --> 00:17:25.720 can remember Dirk Diggler Boogie Knights, Boogie Knights, So think of Boogie Knights 240 00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:29.039 with his wife or no, he's he's the stage hand because William H. 241 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:32.200 Macy has the wife that keeps sleeping with William H. Macy. Also hilarious. 242 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:34.480 Booie Knight's a very very funny movie. Burt Reynolds did not like it. 243 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:37.480 But Nina Hartley, an actual porn star, was in the movie, 244 00:17:37.519 --> 00:17:42.160 so that doesn't make sense. But the physical stuff that Philip Seymour Hoffman is 245 00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:48.039 pulling off in this scene rain dance. I think this is rain drops. 246 00:17:48.599 --> 00:17:51.519 They said rain dance. Is it rain drops? I think it's rain drops, 247 00:17:51.599 --> 00:17:52.720 but I haven't seen it. He yells it. That's all that matters 248 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:56.920 is that as he's shooting, he white chocolate yells it and hits the top 249 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:03.480 of the backboard. Yes, it's me, it's me. That's like your 250 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:07.160 classic. If you ever played pick up basketball at like a court when you're 251 00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:08.680 fucking waiting, you're like, all right, I got next to two teams 252 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:14.519 waiting. Every team almost has that one guy that like should never take a 253 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:18.799 shot, and he takes fifteen shots. You also have an amazing line too 254 00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:19.960 of Ben Stillers like, Hey, why don't we switch you re guarding? 255 00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:22.279 Why don't you guard this guy? And Philip timour Hoffman goes, no, 256 00:18:22.359 --> 00:18:26.559 I just figured out how to guard this guy for whatever reason. Too. 257 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:30.720 I love that his name is Sandy in that movie. It just like adds 258 00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:33.839 something to the character so great. Between this and the next one, I 259 00:18:33.880 --> 00:18:40.240 think these are the two most jiffable of the basketball scenes. We then go 260 00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:45.880 to the Fresh Prince of bel Air when Will Smith joins Carlton's uptight, pretty 261 00:18:45.920 --> 00:18:49.599 much white basketball team. And I think the thing that I hate about the 262 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:56.640 Fresh Prince the most is that they shot on the smallest basketball courts possible. 263 00:18:56.839 --> 00:19:00.720 I fucking hated that. Yeah, we went to a middle school gu that 264 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:04.119 had a lower gym that was probably built in nineteen twenty and the dimensions of 265 00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:08.799 the gym are incredibly small, like not even close to regulation size the basketball 266 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:12.160 court, and that's the court they're playing on here, Like the three point 267 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:15.559 line is like at half court with no middle at all. Made six foot 268 00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:19.519 two Will Smith look huge, but it also made five foot four hill fonsele 269 00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:25.960 Ribero look huge because the court was way too small. And true Carlton this 270 00:19:26.039 --> 00:19:29.759 episode, he hates the fact that coach isn't giving him any more attention. 271 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:33.759 Coaches away from the whole team aspect of the game now because it's all about 272 00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:37.480 Will. Carlton doesn't like that his dad is paying Will all these compliments. 273 00:19:37.519 --> 00:19:41.359 Now that Will is showing a little bit of like, you know what he 274 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:45.319 can offer to the world. Philip Banks is like, you know what, 275 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:48.519 I'm kind of bonding with him. I love basketball too. Now we can 276 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:51.599 talk about something. Now I can be proud about Will about something. And 277 00:19:51.640 --> 00:19:56.240 Carlton doesn't like this. So what happens is when Will has a chance to 278 00:19:56.240 --> 00:20:00.400 make the final shot of the game, Carlton rips the ball from his hand 279 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:06.640 and then throws it over the backboard. But the magic of this is whoever 280 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:10.920 came up with the idea, the editor, cinematographer, director to slow it 281 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:14.839 down and make it look like it's gonna be an epic, good ending final 282 00:20:14.920 --> 00:20:18.839 shot, and then it completely missing everything. One of the funniest things of 283 00:20:18.839 --> 00:20:21.640 all time. It's so fucking good. I love it. I love that 284 00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:23.759 one. The next one up here, Mac is like we talked about earlier, 285 00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:30.960 from The Amazing Spider Man. We have the dunk and Peter doesn't care 286 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:36.359 for how Flash is treating this girl who is painting at the basketball court during 287 00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:40.240 either gym class or a practice. I'm not even sure what it is to 288 00:20:40.319 --> 00:20:42.400 have all of these people at once in the gym makes no sense. I 289 00:20:42.400 --> 00:20:47.319 don't know how they're all gathered there. No. So what Peter does is, 290 00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:51.480 after Flash does this twice, because Flash, you did that on purpose. 291 00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:55.880 You brought the ball over here on purpose. Yeah, is Peter picks 292 00:20:55.920 --> 00:21:00.039 it up and decides to fucking school Flash and he goes on off the heasy 293 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:06.119 on him, and then what Flash does? Flash backs off a little bit. 294 00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:08.759 Flash couldn't take the ball away from Peter Spider hands, so he backs 295 00:21:08.799 --> 00:21:11.480 him. He's like, go ahead, Peter, let's see what you got. 296 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:15.480 Peter decides to then he dribbles a little bit, picks up his dribble, 297 00:21:17.079 --> 00:21:21.799 takes six steps, runs Flash over, and then dunks from the three 298 00:21:21.839 --> 00:21:26.480 point line. I wonder what they why they needed to do this, because 299 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:30.960 it takes you out of the movie completely. And the Amazing Spider Man movies 300 00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:34.720 are not campy like the Raimi movies, and for them to throw this scene 301 00:21:34.720 --> 00:21:37.519 in the middle of the movie, You're like, what the fuck is I 302 00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:41.359 was already I didn't love the skateboarding scenes. There's a lot of skateboarding scenes 303 00:21:41.359 --> 00:21:45.680 in the movie. And when we eventually do our podcast called Skateboarding, we'll 304 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:51.880 talk about that there. But and Flash also fucks it up. He doesn't 305 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:55.680 even take the charge. He steps into him. Obviously you can call travel 306 00:21:55.720 --> 00:21:57.440 on Peter, but we don't even know what a travel is these days. 307 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:03.160 There was a eurostep in there. It was a crab jump. I also 308 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:06.440 like, and we were just talking about this before we started recording. You 309 00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:08.680 know, if you takes steroids doesn't help you hit a baseball. Just because 310 00:22:08.759 --> 00:22:14.039 you have superhuman abilities now doesn't mean you know how to dribble and shoot a 311 00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:18.279 basketball. Like you're just stronger and quicker, but you don't gain the abilities 312 00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:22.359 of hot size kind of seeing what happened in Catwoman and in Spider Man, 313 00:22:22.480 --> 00:22:26.839 I disagree. So, Peter, you now have the powers of a spider. 314 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:33.240 You can climb walls, shoot webs, dribble a basketball. The little 315 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:37.319 cherry on top of all these mutations is that everyone is now good at basketball 316 00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:42.000 as well. And now let's get to a scene that people talk about a 317 00:22:42.000 --> 00:22:48.759 good amount. But I don't think give the proper context to this final scene. 318 00:22:49.480 --> 00:22:55.000 And I decided, is okay. The movie is called Double Teamed? 319 00:22:55.240 --> 00:22:59.319 Is a double team or double Teamed? Probably double Team? I told Mac 320 00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:02.119 to watch this last night, and then an hour later he came back saying, 321 00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:04.920 I watched all the scenes. I watched all the double Team scenes. 322 00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:10.960 You just started texting me out of the blue about it is called double Team, 323 00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:12.559 Double Team the two thousand and two Disney can get it on Disney Plus. 324 00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:17.720 I suggest you watch it. You just started texting me live live texting 325 00:23:17.960 --> 00:23:21.440 watching Double Team because that scene, the final scene is when we get the 326 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:22.480 final shot of the game. But we'll get to that in a second. 327 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:29.279 The final scene in its entirety in quality HD, even standard deaf not even 328 00:23:29.319 --> 00:23:33.480 on there. There's only screenshots of people that post it. And I said, 329 00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:37.680 what happened that led us to this point? Right? Why does this 330 00:23:37.839 --> 00:23:42.519 girl have this heel thing where she like builds up momentum that lets her slow 331 00:23:42.519 --> 00:23:48.799 her body down like she's fucking quicksilver. And she can do this for what 332 00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:52.680 feels like twenty minutes. When there's six seconds on the clock. The defender 333 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:56.640 should have stolen the ball very easily. The defender didn't see this happening when 334 00:23:56.680 --> 00:23:57.799 you went like this and they're like, oh shit, she's gonna go that 335 00:23:57.880 --> 00:24:04.720 way. Oh oh who. So in this movie, let me just go 336 00:24:04.759 --> 00:24:07.359 ahead and just break this down for you real quick. It's about two twins. 337 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:11.599 One is named Heidi, one is named Heather throughout the entire thing is 338 00:24:11.640 --> 00:24:14.319 Yes, I did watch the entire movie. I needed to know what happened 339 00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:17.440 leading up to that final scene, so I watched the full ninety minutes leading 340 00:24:17.519 --> 00:24:19.160 up to it, based on a true story, based on a true story. 341 00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:23.920 I didn't know either of the girls at any point of this movie because 342 00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:29.160 they're twins and they look alike, and even if you put their first initial 343 00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:32.400 on their shirt, that wouldn't help me because Heidi Heather, Yeah, but 344 00:24:32.440 --> 00:24:36.839 they're not. This was the rare case in the early two thousands or late 345 00:24:36.920 --> 00:24:40.680 nineties that they didn't like cgi or shoot multiple scenes. It's two different girls. 346 00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:42.759 It's two different girls from two different actors, not related at all, 347 00:24:42.759 --> 00:24:47.799 playing twins. But it is about two girls who are very good at volleyball. 348 00:24:47.839 --> 00:24:52.079 They're fucking behemoths. They're like six foot two. They're monsters compared to 349 00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:55.759 the rest of the children. They're only freshmen, by the way, so 350 00:24:55.799 --> 00:25:00.119 they switch high schools to get noticed, to get scouted for volleyball. And 351 00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:03.319 what happens is that when they get their volleyball doesn't start until the spring. 352 00:25:03.400 --> 00:25:07.200 So you need something to do, right, Gotta do something. Heidi or 353 00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:11.720 Heather joins the basketball team, and then Heather or Heidi joins drama. But 354 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:15.519 the father is one of those overbearing fathers and he's like, I think you 355 00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:21.200 guys should both play basketball to get ready for volleyball, right right, So 356 00:25:21.319 --> 00:25:25.279 while he suggests that Heidi or Heather does not do it yet, she still 357 00:25:25.319 --> 00:25:30.039 does drama. While Heidi or Heather does do basketball, and she's instantly a 358 00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:36.160 fucking star. She is able to. This was made in the year twenty 359 00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:41.359 oh two, I believe, and this is about teenage girls from the early 360 00:25:41.519 --> 00:25:44.559 nineties like they were in high school, actually high school in the late eighties. 361 00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:49.839 So the entire look of this movie sucks. But this girl, either 362 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:53.119 Heidi or Heather, which everyone starts playing basketball. At first I think it's 363 00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:59.480 Heidi, but it might be Heather. She is instantly able to completely anytime 364 00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:03.279 someone should it's the ball, she blocks. It goes transition three. She 365 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:08.359 invented the fucking transition three. She had never played basketball before, and she 366 00:26:08.519 --> 00:26:14.599 is just making it rain every single time. And then once Heather or Heidi's 367 00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:18.000 father makes the other one quit drama without even telling her to sign her up 368 00:26:18.039 --> 00:26:25.519 for basketball too, that one exact same skill set. So I can't pretend 369 00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:29.559 to know how Heather and Heidi played in real life, but them probably being 370 00:26:29.640 --> 00:26:33.599 like six' to two in some podunk town means they did dominate in high 371 00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:37.759 school Califate. Weren't jacking transition threes like Caitlyn Clark like they were ripping transition 372 00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:41.279 threes. Both of them were just setting up and ripping. There are, 373 00:26:42.200 --> 00:26:45.200 uh they might show like three games in this three or four games in this 374 00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:52.400 I counted two misshots from every team, and those two misshots are blocked by 375 00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:57.119 one of them. Transition three. I just imagine them going up against like 376 00:26:57.200 --> 00:27:02.960 five seven girls and the two girls are standing there like Duncan and Robinson, 377 00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:06.079 just missing layoups with the other ones getting the reamount and putting it in. 378 00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:08.799 That's how they scored every point. Also, there are multiple times when one 379 00:27:08.839 --> 00:27:12.960 of them will score and then all the other girls congratulate them on scoring while 380 00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:18.799 the other team is running down the court. So it's real to life. 381 00:27:19.359 --> 00:27:22.519 Yes, that's exactly what. So what happens here and this is this is 382 00:27:22.680 --> 00:27:26.200 how we get into that final scene. This is we're gonna paint a picture 383 00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:30.599 for that final scene. Sure, if you haven't seen it, go watch 384 00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:33.759 it right now, Double team turn us off right now, Google Double teamed, 385 00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:37.799 or do it on Yahoo with your filter off. See what pops up. 386 00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:41.119 But there is a game, and it might be a playoff game, 387 00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:45.880 might just be a regular game where it's the end of the game and they 388 00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:51.759 need to hit some foul shots. And Heidi, I believe, goes out 389 00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:52.960 there to take the file shots and the coach goes up up, but up 390 00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:57.759 up. Heather's the hot hand because I believe the other coach got seed. 391 00:27:57.880 --> 00:28:02.079 Yeah, and the coach got so you can pick who's shooting. So Heather 392 00:28:02.200 --> 00:28:04.759 goes out there, hits a foul shot. She's the hero. And the 393 00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:08.759 father, who's usually proud of Heidi, goes and gives Heather a hug, 394 00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:14.559 and Heidi's like, where the fuck's my hug. So what happens is she 395 00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:18.599 goes to the cul de sac and practices with the homeless kid who taught her 396 00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:22.039 and her other two teammates how to play basketball earlier. And they're just doing 397 00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:26.400 one on one and this kid is This kid's beating them, by the way, 398 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:29.960 So what is this saying. It's like women can't play basketball. This 399 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:32.400 fucking homeless kid he can beat them all. He's beat them all a lot. 400 00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:33.680 On the threat. Girl has been playing back off for three months. 401 00:28:33.799 --> 00:28:38.279 That kid probably was beating She created the transition three. So what happens is 402 00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:45.119 that as they were practicing, she fucking blows out her ankle just before the 403 00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:48.359 big game, just before the game where the scouts are coming right right, 404 00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:53.920 So she blows out her ankle. She cannot walk. And what happens is 405 00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:57.720 for that game, she's on the bench, she's not dressed, she has 406 00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:03.400 ice on her foot, she crutches. Yeah, we get to the end 407 00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:08.160 of the game. There is ten seconds left and there's a foul So one 408 00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:12.400 of her smaller teammates is shooting the foul shots, but Heidi says to her, 409 00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:19.240 take your time, and Heidi wobbles off. She goes and puts her 410 00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:23.680 jersey on, yeah, and comes back. It's like coach put me in 411 00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:29.240 and the coach is like, fuck it, let's let's do it. And 412 00:29:29.240 --> 00:29:32.440 he also says I was made to make this play, and I'm like, 413 00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:36.920 this guy's pretty fucking electric. He he draws up this play and he's like, 414 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:38.440 look, you're gonna draw everybody in. Even though if I'm the other 415 00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:42.519 team, I'm like, you let the fucking the one legged idiot shoot. 416 00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:48.079 Let the flamingo shoot. So the inbound comes in. Oh, by the 417 00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:51.519 way, the coach also says, hey, when that ball comes to you, 418 00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:52.960 you hold it. And it's like, there's six seconds left. Why 419 00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:57.559 are you holding it. You don't have time, Jason Tamum, you gotta 420 00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:03.200 you gotta get the action. You gotta start moving the ball. So the 421 00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:06.000 inbound comes in. She gets the ball with six point five seconds left. 422 00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:10.559 She is five feet back of the three point line. Then we get a 423 00:30:10.599 --> 00:30:14.480 close up of her starting to ramp up and like do this heel thing, 424 00:30:14.680 --> 00:30:17.880 and she's shimmying her body around. Like I said, kind of like quicksilver 425 00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:22.559 time stand still. She can move at full speed and as she is drawing 426 00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:25.960 someone in, it's got to get rid of the inertia. No, but 427 00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:30.039 it then pulls, like the camera pulls back and she is on the three 428 00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:34.440 point line. Did she teleport? Did she take? Steve gets two steps, 429 00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:38.400 But even while she's doing her heel thing, she's like almost picking up 430 00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:41.839 her feet. She's really tempting the referee to call it travel on her. 431 00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:48.720 What an ending to the movie that would have been ball going other way, 432 00:30:48.839 --> 00:30:53.720 travel you lose. And also this move, I thought like, this is 433 00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:56.960 what she was known for. She's known for this ramp up, you know, 434 00:30:57.079 --> 00:31:00.240 pull the defender. She did this once in the movie prior to this. 435 00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:03.079 Yeah, I'm like, was she taught this? Is this something? 436 00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:07.759 But I don't even understand why this is the thing. And then she goes 437 00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:11.480 behind the back and throws a terrible pass to her sister, like it is 438 00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:15.839 wide left by about three feet, and her sister just luckily put her arm 439 00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:19.000 out and got it because she's a goddamn giant. She got it. Put 440 00:31:19.039 --> 00:31:22.359 it up buzzer beater than Yeah, that's the end of the movie. And 441 00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:30.880 then these two girls went and played in the WNBA. I think that they 442 00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:33.559 didn't know how to build the tension properly. So he was like, all 443 00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:37.920 right, we're gonna do some like really focused shots of her holding the ball 444 00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:41.880 as time is running down. But then someone was like, well, that's 445 00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:45.079 not really how basketball works. She wouldn't just stand there, and he's like 446 00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:48.680 no, no, no, no, She's gonna do this thing. And 447 00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:51.920 they're like all right, Like, okay, is that our move? Is 448 00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:57.880 that the triple D? Yeah? No pick and roll, no set action, 449 00:31:59.079 --> 00:32:01.039 nothing, I just stand out twenty five feet away from the basket. 450 00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:05.400 I also like how right after this happens, the father goes up to them 451 00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:07.440 after the game. He's like, I'm sorry, I put so much pressure 452 00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:10.759 on you guys. I didn't mean to do this. It's like, this 453 00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:14.680 is the spot that you pick. You're the reason why they just won the 454 00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:17.839 game. Dad. Yep, about you pat yourself on the back. Yeah 455 00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:24.119 for what? Yeah, incredible, incredible scene. I watched that entire ninety 456 00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:27.680 minute movie. I don't know why you did that. I had to know 457 00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:31.240 how we got there. Had you'd never seen it before. I saw it 458 00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:34.880 when I was younger, And by the way, I know exactly why I 459 00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:39.279 forgot about it. It's fucking boring. It is a mayonnaise sandwich. There's 460 00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:43.680 a chance it's the worst Disney original. All right, Mac, let's move 461 00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:52.000 on to what you came here for Lightning. This is what you came for, 462 00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:59.119 and that is the better fictional basketball team. Have you figured out how 463 00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:01.480 we're gonna do this. Who's gonna draft first and then we'll do Serpentine? 464 00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:05.440 Do you want to set any parameters here? Okay? So yes, we 465 00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:08.559 are not gonna take anyone that is playing themselves in a movie. Okay, 466 00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:13.000 so no, like real pros. Right, so you can't take Michael Jordan 467 00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:15.920 even when he is in an animated world. Okay. I Also, just 468 00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:22.559 because I felt like it was cheating, I didn't use any pros playing other 469 00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:24.799 characters, so like Shack in Blue Chips. Okay, so I will get 470 00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:28.920 that out here. Am I allowed to use animated characters? You can use 471 00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:30.559 animated characters? Yes? Good, because I have eight animated characters. They 472 00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:35.400 would have had to do a whole new draft setup. Do you want to 473 00:33:35.400 --> 00:33:37.680 do yeah, Serpentine, Serpentine, Do you want to draft five and then 474 00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:42.200 a sixth man? We can do that if I have enough guys. Okay, 475 00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:44.839 all right? Do you want first pick or do you want second pick? 476 00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:49.599 I will do first pick because I believe this character needs to be drafted 477 00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:52.400 first pick. And now time for what come on? And waiting for ye 478 00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:58.359 right now when the streets are paid with gold. We don't want no dead 479 00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:01.240 woo for those Only doggie Ie Cracker a buddy that he may do, but 480 00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:06.519 no gobblety cook. Only the best of the best will be taken in the 481 00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:13.000 draft. But not just any old draft. It's the macking oo draft. 482 00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:19.960 What'st it at six foot seven but plays like he's eleven feet tall. Big 483 00:34:20.039 --> 00:34:30.519 man from the Diabolos Elliot Richards played by Brendan Frasier in Bedazzled. All right, 484 00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:37.480 you have Brendan Fraser from Bedazzled. He said five league records in one 485 00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:40.559 game, one hundred and four points, forty five rebounds, thirty two assist, 486 00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:45.320 thirty seven steals, twenty eight blocks. Now, I will say there 487 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:52.599 is one downside, tiny cock. So he's really angry. He's like Draymond 488 00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:55.239 Green out there, just take hacking people out. We're gonna have very different 489 00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:59.159 teams. I can tell you that from that I texted you yesterday. I 490 00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:01.159 don't think we're gonna have any overlap. All right, so you have Brendan 491 00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:07.280 Fraser from Bedazzles. First pick, yeah, fuas his name is Elliott Richards, 492 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:09.440 with the second and third picks here. I'm gonna get real harry On 493 00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:14.440 you go. I'm going air Bud from all the air Bud movies. Listen. 494 00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:17.639 Airbud can't dribble. He's unbelievable in transition, never misses a shot, 495 00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:21.679 great free throw shooter. He can't be your number one though, because he 496 00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:23.920 can't dribble. You know who can be your number one? Goo teen Wolf 497 00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:27.960 Scott Howard. That's a good pick. Played by Michael j Fox. Get 498 00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:30.519 all the ups you'd never need. He can be your your your Kobe Bryant, 499 00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:34.840 your Michael Jordan type of player, and not for nothing. Since he's 500 00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:37.320 a wolf, he's probably gonna scare most of the other team. Speaking of 501 00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:42.840 Michael Jordan, my next pick here, listen at five foot two guard for 502 00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:47.159 the La Knights, Calvin Cambridge, played by a Lil Bow wow In like 503 00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:52.280 Mike, He's like Michael Jordan, but Beannie. Yeah, I was gonna 504 00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:53.519 I was hoping he would slip to me. That's a that's a good pick. 505 00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:57.840 He was in my top three. My first pick of the third round 506 00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:06.360 unofficially listed at nine oh eleven forward from the Monsters Pound from the movie Space 507 00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:09.039 Jam. He's thick, he don't get pushed around. He's got a big 508 00:36:09.079 --> 00:36:14.519 old bubble butt and he's got the powers of Charles Barkley. That's just lazy. 509 00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:16.760 Picking a monstar is lazy. I picked the best one if you had 510 00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:21.280 to pick one, isn't it pound Listen, It's lazy, that's all I 511 00:36:21.400 --> 00:36:24.679 say. It's fucking lazy, all right. So I don't know. I 512 00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:29.320 don't know how I need to do this here. I already have the intimidation 513 00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:31.679 factor with a dog and a wolf technically two dogs on the score. Yeah 514 00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:37.480 you're gonna oh good, you picked a fucking monster. Oh me to my 515 00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:40.039 dogs. Give me. I've run out of a dog. So that I 516 00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:44.280 got the top two on the board. Though now I'm not sure. First 517 00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:46.880 off, there's many more dogs. Air bud has children. You can take 518 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:52.639 any of the air Buddies fair enough. Do I want to get sexy year 519 00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:54.400 or do I want to go with the real basketball? I hope you don't 520 00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:59.559 take my sexy pick. I might go back to back sexy picks here. 521 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:02.960 That's that's what I'm not too sure about. Give me Lola Bunny, Lola 522 00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:08.639 Bunny from from space Jam. There's just nothing reeks more than an animated Lola 523 00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:12.559 Bunny. I don't know what it is about her. She she reeks sex 524 00:37:12.599 --> 00:37:15.960 appeal. She's dripping and sex appeal. Now, I think at the very 525 00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:19.119 least, I'll be distracting your monstar. Well no, well so what I 526 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.079 would say though, So I'm the coach of my team, right, sure, 527 00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:22.920 I would pull him aside and I'd say, hey, you see a 528 00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:28.760 little bunny over there. Don't call her doll. She does. And what 529 00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:30.480 I like about Loa is she doesn't need the ball in her hands to affect 530 00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:35.960 the game. You know, She's always can't have all alphas on the floor, 531 00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:37.239 and that doesn't make a good basketball square. Although she's kind of an 532 00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:40.320 alpha though, I would say that outside of Jordan, she was the alpha 533 00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:43.440 of that team. But she needs to step up. She can, that's 534 00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:46.760 for sure. Ku, I'm gonna take uh for my fourth pick here, 535 00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:52.400 first pick of the fourth round. Nathan Scott, played by James Lafferty from 536 00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:57.159 One Tree Hill, an absolute animal of a basketball player, went to Duke 537 00:37:57.199 --> 00:38:00.639 and ended up playing for the Charlotte Bobcats. Gouz, so I'm getting an 538 00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:02.440 NBA player here without taking an NBA player, I guess I had to get 539 00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:07.360 one real one, alright, with my fourth pick in the fictional basketball player 540 00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:14.480 Draft five to ten from the Flint Tropics, Jumping Johnny Johnson, Sugar Dunkerton, 541 00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:17.760 down Town, Funky Stuff, Malone, Coffee Black or you might know 542 00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:24.000 him by his birth name, Clarence Withers, played by Andre three thousand. 543 00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:30.400 Not only can he boost the play of those around him, he invented the 544 00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:32.920 alley oop. Really good pick. I love Andre three thousand. Definitely the 545 00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:36.800 best player in that movie. So I'm glad you took him. If you 546 00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:38.840 were going to take one, all right, Listen, at five foot ten, 547 00:38:39.079 --> 00:38:45.639 his position is baller Billy Hoyle played by Woody Harrelson, and white men 548 00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:51.159 can't jump. Gave him the slight edge over Wesley Snipes. That's fair enough. 549 00:38:51.280 --> 00:38:52.719 That's fair enough. So you got Now you have a starting five, 550 00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:55.800 so you'll have a sixth man, right, I got a six man? 551 00:38:57.280 --> 00:39:00.599 All right? Let me take my fifth player in six man here. So 552 00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:05.000 now, now there's a lot of good options still available, considering we have 553 00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:07.360 completely different lists. I think we talked about one. I could take Will 554 00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:10.480 Smith, the fresh Prince here. I'm not gonna do that. You get 555 00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:15.400 Troy Bolton from high school musical, who obviously is an absolute stud. Ku. 556 00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:20.679 I I want to take Monica Wright McCall from Loving Basketball to make my 557 00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:23.440 team even sexier. But what I'm gonna do here to really bring in the 558 00:39:23.480 --> 00:39:27.920 team cabaraderies. Take two people from the same show, from the same office. 559 00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:30.760 Give me Jim Halpert and Kevin Malone. I don't know about that. 560 00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:36.440 I don't know what do you mean. See Kevin Malone shoot a free thrown. 561 00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:39.000 I'm not gonna hack Kevin though, Okay, I listened right now. 562 00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:43.159 That's they canna run a nice two man game at the top of the key, 563 00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:45.320 Jim Halford, Kevin Malone rounding out my six. All right, my 564 00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:50.239 final pick here, and what a steal with my final pick here? An 565 00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:54.559 absolute stud I could not find his height. But from the show Doug sky 566 00:39:54.719 --> 00:40:00.960 Davis. Yeah, it's a class act. Yeah, he can dunked from 567 00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:05.360 the free throw line. I don't even remember the character. He had a 568 00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:09.800 shoe line he signed Doug's shoe. I had no idea what this guy is. 569 00:40:10.119 --> 00:40:15.360 Sky Davis. Give him a Google Goo for the folks at home. 570 00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:22.039 My starting five for animated fictional basketball players, not animated, just whatever. 571 00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:25.039 You want to call fictional basketball players. I've got Airbud, teen Wolf, 572 00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:30.239 Lola Bunny, Nathan Scott, Jim Halpert, and my sixth man, Kevin 573 00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:37.039 Malone coming off the bench, whereas GOO has Elliott Richards, Calvin Cambridge Pound. 574 00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:45.519 I'mreing three thousand fun from Tropic Thunder, not Tropic Thunder. What's the 575 00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:53.280 other one? Semi pro air, Sky Davis? And who else did I 576 00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:55.639 have? This is all over the place. Billy Hoyle. I might have 577 00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:59.400 to start Kevin as my big now that I'm looking at it. Kevin's might 578 00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:01.280 have to be my here, but he's got a nice touch around the rim. 579 00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:05.039 I might put Billy Hoyle on the bench because I feel like he can 580 00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:08.239 spark my second team. Oh that's not bad. Yeah, that's not bad. 581 00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:10.880 I think I don't know. I think I have to start Lola, 582 00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:15.320 or maybe I'll bring Lola off the bench, depending on what we need. 583 00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:17.719 You know, because I got air Button, Teenwolf gotta start. They have 584 00:41:17.880 --> 00:41:21.920 the most endurance. They can go the full forty forty eight whatever we're playing. 585 00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:24.840 Nathan Scott's our alpha with teen Wolf, that's our top two. Maybe 586 00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:28.599 Halpert's off the bench. One of the office guys might have to come off 587 00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:31.000 the bench. I like my six, So head on over to social media. 588 00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:37.280 Let's call it X and vote on who you think had the best team. 589 00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:45.880 Let's get into Max and Max. That could be anything that could be 590 00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:50.159 a vote in this week. Max, since we're on the topic of basketball, 591 00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:53.880 I asked you for a mount rushmore of basketball songs. Should I go 592 00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:57.360 first? Uh? Yeah, I didn't come up with a mount rushmore. 593 00:41:57.400 --> 00:42:00.360 I just named two songs though. Oh but I like yours though, Mmm, 594 00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:02.800 damn it the one that you have first, that's a good one. 595 00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:07.440 So I think that Space Jam by the Quad ceddjs might be the best of 596 00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.400 all time. Nothing gets me more jazzed. I think it's number two, 597 00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:14.199 behind the one that you apparently don't like, the one that I forgd Oh 598 00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:16.079 no, the other one. If you listen to that song recently. Yeah, 599 00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:21.199 we'll talk about that in a second fifteen fifteen references in it. By 600 00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:24.079 the way, the Quad City DJ is like jam Jump into the Jam, 601 00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:30.639 Jam Jack, Great Jam Jam, Amazing. White Iverson by post Malone still 602 00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:36.800 gets me. Saucin. You've you've mentioned Dwight Iverson on this podcast at least 603 00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:39.480 like twelve times. I don't know how or why, but you have because 604 00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:44.679 jokingly me and my wife used to say that it was our song, but 605 00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:49.239 now I truly believe it is our song. You liked Posty before he really 606 00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:52.000 became Posty, when he was still sort of in that weird like kind of 607 00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:55.360 rapping stage, and now he's not really doing that anymore. But you have 608 00:42:55.599 --> 00:43:00.119 liked post Malone from day one. I've always liked White Iverson. I've always 609 00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:02.119 like the song White Iverson. Yeah, that's true. I'm so sad. 610 00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:08.440 I'm so sad on you Basketball Jones by Barry White. Also on the Bass 611 00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:15.039 Jam soundtrack, It's just Sexy Ship, what are you Gonna Do? And 612 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:17.199 the one that I just tossed on here because it's Globetrotters and that is a 613 00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:22.880 sweet Georgia Brown. I think we can drop this and we put what you 614 00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:27.719 had on here. And that is how I beat shack. Aaron Carter Alzheimer 615 00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:31.239 boom boom, put it in the Hoopla slam slam. Heard the crowd screman 616 00:43:31.320 --> 00:43:36.239 Now Jam Jam Jam, I swear I'm telling you the fast Now, that's 617 00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:39.280 how all right? P Aaron Carter that that one's got to be up there 618 00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:45.320 right our wheelhouse as Disney Kids as well. You think Basketball by Curtis Blow 619 00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:49.559 stinks, which I think I think it's terrible. That's the number one all 620 00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:52.559 time. So so the reason why is because my father in law was singing 621 00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:55.440 it the other day basketball and my son, and my son's like, oh, 622 00:43:55.480 --> 00:44:00.239 what's the song? And I'm like, okay, let's put it on 623 00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:02.400 for him. Let's see see what he says. He heard the first verses 624 00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:06.840 like Daddy, this song stinks, and I'm like, you know what it 625 00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:09.599 does? Every verse has like three or four player references from the eighties. 626 00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:14.920 It's fucking it. All I can think of is do you remember the Donald 627 00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:16.599 Glover stand up that was kind of famous a couple of years ago. And 628 00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:20.159 he's like, did you guys ever hear rap in the eighties? And it 629 00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:22.320 just be like them picking up a hat being like, now I have this 630 00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:27.119 hat and I'm gonna walk down the street and put on this hat. That's 631 00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:31.440 what the song is. Basketball. It's my favorite rite sport. I like 632 00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:36.119 the way there, that's the best line. I like the way they dribble 633 00:44:36.199 --> 00:44:39.280 up and down the court. Fucking it tickles my brain and it's just something 634 00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:45.079 that I didn't know I need scared. Yeah all time. Sample right there 635 00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:47.159 too, that chorus that that little interlude right there that sucks, sucks, 636 00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:52.559 No, you suck, and then go a nice one that came out I 637 00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:54.639 don't know fifteen twenty years ago, I was on a Little Wayne mixtape. 638 00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:58.320 I don't even think it was on an album. Is Kobe Bryant Little Wayne? 639 00:44:58.320 --> 00:45:00.239 That's a good one as well. All right, so you guys go 640 00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:04.480 on social media, tell us your mount Rushmore of basketball songs. What a 641 00:45:04.599 --> 00:45:07.719 basketball extravaganza this was, Yeah, what a time. It was a real 642 00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:12.119 March Madness segment. Here in April. You had told me, I don't 643 00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:15.280 think this episode goes beyond twenty minutes. But what you didn't realize is that 644 00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:22.320 I watched Double Teams. I think contributions to this podcast. You forty minutes, 645 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:24.920 me five minutes. I watched Double Teams. Guys, I watched the 646 00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:29.719 full movie. I recommend you watch the name. I watched a movie with 647 00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:32.280 the same title. It was just a different plot. And what's great is 648 00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:37.320 that when you search it on Disney Plus, that pops up and then luck 649 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:39.719 of the Irish pops up and anything else that they have to do with basketball, 650 00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:44.360 and I'm like, I wish I was watching those. Yeah, yeah, 651 00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:46.840 I agree. Yeah. I think what stems from this is one of 652 00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:51.880 these days weeks we'll end up doing like all those Disney originals, We'll do 653 00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:53.679 with top ten or something like that, or even just ten that we've seen, 654 00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:57.719 or maybe we'll teer them. We can tear them. If I've seen 655 00:45:57.760 --> 00:46:00.239 them, I've definitely seen all of it. I just can't think of any 656 00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:04.159 of them. I think i've you know which one I uh? Or it 657 00:46:04.239 --> 00:46:07.079 might have been a show? What was the show? Was Brink? The 658 00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:12.199 uh was the mother the mother in uh double Team? I forget her name. 659 00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:15.159 She's kind of like on the eyes tell you that much. Did she 660 00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:17.880 have that show where she was on the road and Brink was her son? 661 00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:22.920 The jersey, No, not the jersey. I hated the jersey. She 662 00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:25.159 was like a rock star guitar. I don't know if it was Brink that 663 00:46:25.239 --> 00:46:27.880 was her son, though, Oh, I just I don't remember if it 664 00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:30.039 was a show or a movie. Well, now I'm thinking of that show 665 00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:34.039 that was on Disney. Was it called like like Weird something or like Strange 666 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.400 something, and it was like that little psychic girl, are you thinking of 667 00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.320 that's so raven. No, that's a different show. This one she could 668 00:46:39.320 --> 00:46:42.679 see ghosts, Secret Life of Alex Matt. No, this one she could 669 00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:45.199 see ghosts, she ghosts. Yeah, sounds this would be in a block 670 00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:49.119 with the famous Jet Jackson. Oh, I don't remember this one at all. 671 00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:51.800 I also like when you had mentioned this to me last night, I 672 00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:54.440 was on Wikipedia looking at all like the titles, and when I would see 673 00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:57.280 like three good ones in a row, I'm like, Wow, what a 674 00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:00.079 fucking run of Disney Channel original movies they did? They have aen On, 675 00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:05.320 Prank and Smart House all in a row. They had like a three or 676 00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:08.320 four year probably like ninety eight to two or ninety seven to one, all 677 00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:12.960 bangers. Yeah, so we'll do that eventually. Mac, where can the 678 00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:15.960 people find us? You can find us on Twitter and on Instagram, at 679 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:19.880 Mac and Goop podcast. Every other platform it's Mac and for sand Good it's 680 00:47:19.880 --> 00:47:24.320 Mac Shift seven Goo That includes Facebook, Stitcher, tune In, cast as 681 00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:30.639 Fuck, Spreaker, Google, plaw Igheart Radio. Uh, we're on Spotify. 682 00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:31.840 More importantly, we're on Apple Podcasts. Get on their rate review, 683 00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:35.519 subscribe five stars. If you do that, we'll get your free Mac and 684 00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:37.559 Goo T shirt from folks over at Watertown Sports where. That's one of town 685 00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:43.920 sports Where, one of townsportswear dot com expert screenprinting and embroidered. Keepup dot 686 00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:46.039 com merge over there right now, buy some shirts. Check us out at 687 00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:49.079 the end of the week for a news dump and we'll have to think of 688 00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:52.719 something else for Monday, because we are just we're reaching, we're reaching at 689 00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:57.320 this point. Yeah. We did our basketball podcast though, right ideas and 690 00:47:57.360 --> 00:48:00.199 I thought it was a real Actually, we'll be doing hockey, you know, 691 00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:05.239 hockey soon. I'm gonna be baseball any football. I don't think other 692 00:48:05.280 --> 00:48:09.679 sports have the great scenes like basketball does, though I could I did. 693 00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:14.239 Does Airbud have a hockey movie or just a football you're thinking of m VP 694 00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:17.000 most Valuable Primate. I'm not thinking of it. I think you're thinking the 695 00:48:17.039 --> 00:48:22.880 most valuable primate as Airbod is a great football movie too. Yeah, that's 696 00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:25.840 a golden receiver right there, you go, there you go. Yeah, 697 00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:30.119 is anything compared to the first one, though, Like no, with the 698 00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:32.679 snack packs and the and the fucking creepy clown, Like that's the best one. 699 00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:44.599 All right, let's let's beat the buzzer here. Mac Ah Tuesdays are 700 00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:55.639 Goosdays. I abuse kangaroos, dam Burton. Please flip the cassette over to 701 00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:58.480 side B to continue the adventure.