This is the downbeat, A nice I'm gonna live poor Alright's up thirty three
Happy Friday one and all goddam thirty down beat Kevin Turner, Danny Bayless.
Michelle said, wa, JJ Jackson, we got fun all day, eight
o'clock, some crazy audio. You may not have heard man out at the
ballpark yesterday. You're not gonna want to miss that. We got the King
of Country Music Quiz coming up at nine. Yeah. Yeah, I don't
know anything about country music, so I've prepared a war between these two small
town country country fans, Kevin and Knox City versus only a couple of hillbillies
just going to war. Uh. It's I don't know if it's impromptu or
on the Facebook schedule, but we have a long chair Friday kicking off downstairs.
It's Mike and grape Vine and Sweet Princeton carry down there, just chilling.
So I brought him some cupcakes because JJ, because he's so stoked about
Beyonce's album dropped today. Brought us cookies, cupcakes, bandanas, miniature cowboy
hats. We're dressed up in here, looking good, but we do have
a lot of couples. I wanted to bring cupcakes down there. And there's
a bunch of signage on our building because we do share a building with the
South Korean Consulate and the twenty twenty four South Korean legislative election is happening,
and we are in a polling station all so expect some big action. That's
what those signs are. Yeah, in the lobby and the concourse, that's
awesome. And it is a war between Liege Myong of the Democratic Party of
Korea and Han Dong Hoon of the People Power Party. Hand Dong Hoon,
Yeah, Hand Dong Hoon. He's the conservative conservatism representative of the People Power
Party not formerly led by John Laurnidis. Hand Dong Yeah, Hand Hand Dong
Hoon. And there's a lady down there, a nice looking Korean lady with
some sort of official outfit, like a vest like they like they would make
a cameraman wear on the sideline of an NFL game, like a kind of
an oddly colored vest. She's their polling station representative. There's a lot going
on in the building today, is what I'm saying. And it's also probably
a bad day for those idiots to be just sitting out in the grass.
We may have some South Korean representatives run them out of there, thinking they're
trying to influence things. Yeah, w influence in the the election. No,
dude, with with misinformation. Keep it fair. It's kind of cool.
You can vote on I don't know if that means president, right,
You can vote for the South Korean president in our building. Howbous? That's
just some world news man are they here? It's not my fault. You
don't care. That's your fault. If you want some local news, you
want some national news, you're gonna get it right here in the scuttle book.
Thank you, Mike, Thank you advanced hair restoration. That hand on
whom do you guys know that Sunday's Easter? Barely? Do you have a
uh? What's Malcolm's egg hunt? Hitch? Uh? He will be at
the grandparents with cousins. Oh really yeah? Oh so I get a Danny
party weekend. So maybe yes to the text I send you to say,
Hey, you want to go and get a drink if it's Saturday? Oh?
Why are you doing the double? No? Tonight? What do you
guys doing tonight? Let's go have a drink tonight. I can't tonight,
but maybe tomorrow I have big plans with celebrities that I don't care to explain
more, I really do. I'm nervous tonight. Yeah, I'm going today
the same thing to today, four o'clockish. Yeah, okay, yeah,
same, I'm going to that, but I want to say it. I'm
leaving it two hours and do it probably. Okay. Well, yeah,
I was having another appointment where you guys being vague. Well, because because
it's a huge and it's an event that we can't let the people know.
These celebrities are on a level that you say it out loud, people are
going to be trying to you know, you give out the password to the
speakeasy, all of a sudden, you can't get a drink at the bar.
Yeah, bayless, Okay. Sunday's Easter. I don't know if you
guys take part. Malcolm will have an egg hunt. Yeah, the whole
thing. He had. He had egg hunt practice last night. You ran
him through some drills. Yep. You have some cones set up in basket,
left hand, right hand. Well, here's the baby out of all
the cousins elbow here Okay he is, Yeah, and I can't have him
holding an empty f and basket. No, well, all these other cousins
are celebrating and eating chocolates and Malcolm just bawling. Yeah, because he will,
he would throw a fit. What'd you teach him? You know,
just the basics on where to look? Is this an indoor out outdoors?
Yeah? Yeah, his grandparents they got a decent chunk of property out at
Twakeny. Really okay, and he's ready. I think he's primed. Are
the grandparents like, hey, there's just one sitting on the on the ground
ten feet in front of you. Are we looking at nooks and crannies?
I think there will be because the ages range from three to ten. Oh,
with all the cousins, So yeah, there's going to be some aggressive
Easter egg hunting by the older ones. But I think he's going to be
able to hold his own. But he needs to fight force with more force.
He needs to throw elbows. And if you basket clubs somebody over the
head right at the starting gate, that's one less person. Yeah, and
if attitude is directly proportional to the number of eggs that you get, he
should do fairly well. Okay, yeah, you need mama mentality. On
Easter Sunday, did you teach him that's okay to throw an elbow. He
doesn't need me to tell him that. If these cousins come back and there's
no bloody lips, his elbows, knees and shoes live at a high velocity
on my nuts, I be low. Yeah, okay. If he's as
long as he's ready, I love it. Go Malcolm, go give it
yours, kid, It's yours. They're all and guess what they're all yours.
Thirty six thousand people were asked, what is the number one Easter candy?
It's just a family feud game. JJ. Crank me up. Crank
me up because prom too fast. Top ten answers on the board. Thirty
six thousand people were asked, we're the top easter candy? This is tough.
Okay, I'm gonna throw this from out. It's probably not number one.
But peep m the marshmallow chicken. Yes, I tell you, I've
never had a peep. They're horrible. I've never had a peep. That's
what everyone says. Everyone says they're horrible, And I think, what's wrong
with marshmallow. It's not like a marshmallow that you're thinking. It's like it's
like on Halloween where you get the marshmallow peanuts or whatever those things are.
Oh, they're just bad pink. Yes, that is probably is that the
second most polarizing candy after candy corn. Probably candy corn does. And I've
never found candy corn to give me any type of reaction otherwise. And then
there's pretty sweet. Yeah, it's just packed sugar. There's one reaction that
I that I've never gotten when being anywhere near candy coin and candy corn,
and that reaction is joy. Never experienced joy. I feel like I felt
joy. Yeah, I agree. Do you hold the candy corn and then
bite just a little first the little white tip off colored sections and then give
me the yellow or whatever suck the head? Absolutely? Yeah, absolutely.
The story the other day and they're promoting peeps. They're in capping peeps.
I had Doctor Pepper flavored peeps. They're like interesting, all kinds of flavors
of peeps. All right, what numbers peeps on the list? Shut up?
How many are on the board. I mean it can be less than
ten if you want, But I mean I have the only other one I
can think of candy corn. Well, it's chocolate Bunny number one. Chocolate
Bunny is on the list, number one. No, her She's kissed chocolate
Bunny. Actually Chocolate Buddy actually was ten. The Hershey's Chocolate Bunny. You
get the worst list. Thirty six thousand people. That's a big sample size.
Where's the Hershy's kiss? Not you're a dick, her She's kissed inside
the little plastic egg. Kevin Rattles didn't a Hershey Hershey solid milk eggs?
Yeah, sure, that's not a kiss. That's an egg. Okay,
whatever, it's wrapped in oil. All right, I'm ready. I got
one. The only egg I will eat the Cadbury cream egg. Oh yeah,
remember number two, well, actually number five, because the mini Cadbury
egg is number two, the smaller one. But yes, you bite it
and it's oozy. It's just it looks like egg. It took me years
to even try one of those because they were so egg. They're not good,
dude, No, they are good. They are good. You guys
are disagree Wait, what's happening? Because I do have one opinion and he's
saying the opposite opinion. What's happening? They're good? We're disagreeing. Is
that what you're suggesting? Yes, I don't follow. You're disagreeing. There's
something ahead of O, there's some other. It's in the hurt the cream
egg family caramel caramel. That's number number six, the Cadbury caramel egg.
All right, I'm kind of tired of this game, to completely worn out.
I've wanted to stop four minutes ago. Trust me, Well that was
before you started it. Whoppers, Robin eggs, Robin Eggs, Robin eggs.
Jelly Belly's number nine. Number one was your Reese's peanut butter egg.
Oh, yeah, that's one, the competitor to the Cadbury cream egg.
Yeah. I've found that any other configuration of the peanut butter cup just doesn't
stand a chance against the ridge. But you loved when we tried Super Bowl
Foods. You like the caramel, Well, you didn't love. You like
the caramel, and I found that the caramel was soft. It wasn't like
a hard, chewy caramel like you would expect from caramel. But I mean
the old the og Reese's peanut butter cup. No matter how you try to
modify it, the chocolate to peanut butter proportion and ratio is perfect. Correct,
it is correct. You don't give the big one. There's too much
peanut butter in it. The chocolate's too thin. The thin one, it's
too much chocolate, not a peanut butter, even though I do like the
dark chocolate Reese's Peanut butter cup. But give me the og all day,
right, sure, don't mix it up. They put pretzels in them.
Now, did you know that pretzels? Yeah, little pretzel pieces inside your
Reese's Peanut butter cup. Yeah. Okay, So this is a happy Jesus
Rises day Sunday. Oh, I'm sorry to my pastor friend Michael, but
just the way you minimized it. You know, this is actually an important
day to a lot of people. Kevin, and you come in here and
just crap all over it is very disappointing to me. It's what it is.
I just want to say Easter again. You're mixing up the vocabulary just
to keep it fresh for the audience. You repeats the same thing, so
sometime kind of bash their dashboard. But good Friday is today, Yeah,
and this is the day. Now you're asking questions, was on the cross
or off the dude or in put into the cave that he came out of
on Eastern Cave Cave. Isn't that it? Danny teach him the Bible and
you read the Bible? Well, what is it? That's so? I'm
asking because I'm trying to learn. I have a thirst for knowledge. Okay,
you have a thirst for whiskey. Thirst for whiskey. What happened on
Good Friday? And other news? Have you guys seeing that story of the
bakery in Colin County? You guys know this Collin Street Bakery. There has
been a movie in the works for this place a long time. Will Ferrell
was involved years ago, and they just never got off the ground. Well,
now Jennifer Garner will be starring in a movie which is based on the
accountant and the wife who was convicted of embezzling seventeen million dollars from this bakery.
How is that even possible? How I'm in the wrong business. If
bakeries cranking seventeen The movie's gonna be called Fruitcake and it is gonna feature Jennifer
Garner playing Kay Jenkins. And basically this place is in Corsicana. It ain't
far from here. I mean, it's course Canna, under ninety minutes from
where we're at right now. It's about thirty minutes from me. Yeah,
it ain't far. I would venture to say, Corsicana in the Metroplex.
You gotta fight me on that. Well, you deal with it in the
mirror. I don't have time to fight. Colin Street Bakery makes these fruitcakes.
You ever had a fruitcake from Colin Street Bakery? Mic Let me tell
you, Hey, Oh, I know that one. That's one on the
side of the highway and they have a lot of signs. Well, there's
the check stop is what you might be thinking. Oh do you think of
the fruit cakelas the Colin Street Bakery. Yeah, it's white kind of yah.
Yeah, writing like red and black signage. Yeah, lettering, very
famous fruit cake and like chicken salad, sandwiches and stuff. Yeah. So
they were gonna do this movie with Will Ferrell and Laura Dern, but they've
kind of changed it up and it's gonna have Jennifer Garner starring as the wife.
The husband will be played by a name that I didn't know, Paul
Walter Hauser. I'm not sure who that is, but I might know the
face. But he was sentenced to ten years in prison. She was given
five years probation and had to do one hundred hours of community service because they
vezzled a ton of money. It's a wild kind of true crime story,
but basically the husband had taken two hundred and twenty three trips on private jets.
I mean he'd taken all this money from them and just spending it for
his own goods from a bakery, from a bakery, eleven million dollars spent
on American Express black cards, which is about one hundred thousand dollars a month
over the course of the scheme, spent one point two million dollars at the
Neman Marcus in North Park. He purchased thirty eight vehicles in that same time
period as well. I mean, the husband sound like he's a real bad
dude. Okay, they're filming this in town or not, probably, I
think. I don't know. It didn't say in the article, so I
don't know. It's a really crazy case and about how it all happens is
very I need to read way read up on it again because the story from
ten years ago. But this movie has been discussed for over five years,
and I remember having Will Ferrell attached to it, but that ended up not
working. Out. So it's amazing the movies about Texas that don't actually get
made here. Yeah, you know, because our dumb state doesn't offer any
incentives, right, and they go to New mex Or. Louisiana is a
big hot spot for filming TV and film and movies. Yeah, Vancouver.
When Jennifer Garner's shooting this, who's gonna be running Once upon a farm?
It's a good question, Kevin Turner. I don't have the answer for you.
Mike. Did you ever get you rarely do? Did you get your
Good Friday situation? Yeah? I do? And fine, someone said he's
not Captain Caveman. It was a tomb, not a cave Jesus, but
I was kind of, you know close. Good Friday. It represents the
day that Jesus was crucified. Okay, Yes, the week begins on Palm
Saturday. That was last Sunday Jesus entered the city of Jerusalem. He continues
with Holy Thursday, which is yesterday, which is when the Last Supper happened,
which you completely forgot about. It wasn't on your this day in history,
Yesterday. The truth to fiction of Jesus better beyond significant events that happened
today when you do it and dink lose more in new shortly, that's today.
It didn't happen on this day. This is the way we did know
it didn't guys. It todays good Friday. Yeah, and then culminates eas
your Sunday, which marks Jesus Resurrection. Yeah. When he emerged from the
some people call a cave, but many call a tomb, he rolled the
stone away, Mikey, and then he was transfigured. Yes, yes,
the cave underneath the NASCAR thing was a moonshine cave. Moving on, No,
that can't be it. Nascar is rooted in moonshine. There's got to
be more to that, just moonshine cave? Was there moonshine in it?
Yeah? What track? North Carolina? Darlington? The track too tough to
tame? Dahnton's in Alabama? Right, Vin? I don't know who,
guys, asked Christopher Bell next for you guys remember Gypsy Rose? Oh yeah,
yes, God, yes, but why is that your reaction? I
don't know a band that Ryner was in. His reaction was God, Yes,
because you you just did a lot on Gypsy Row. He loves he
loves the story, the world love this story. Darlington's in South Carolina.
Okay, so we each got a half point Southeast will take it hedge.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard got released from prison in December seventh. The quick reset of
the story is she was led to believe by her mother that she was paralyzed
below the waist, couldn't move, had leukemia, all these things that she
never had. Munching by proxy, believe, that's what they call it.
Big documentary came out about this. She went to prison because she met a
guy online. The guy online came to her house and killed her mother while
she was there. They ran off. Patricia Arquette played her mom. Yeah,
and that was a series I think on Hulu or something and then direct
there's a good The documentaries on HBO's good. So Gypsy Ros goes to prison,
but it gets out she doesn't get the life sentence that her boyfriend got
because she did not take part in the when she helped planet but she did
not take part, and because they looked at her as a sympathetic figure because
she was lied to her entire life, led to believe that she had all
these disabilities that she did not have. Well, then she got out of
prison in December, and everyone thought it was weird that she had a boyfriend
when she got out of prison, a fellow by the name of Ryan Anderson.
And Ryan Anderson went had proposed to her about a week after she got
out of prison. She's all over social media, she's doing tour, she's
on the Today Show. She's I mean it is and again her development was
stunted significantly. Well, her and Ryan are on the outs. Oh no,
yeah, no, no, no, no, no, the big
breakup. This is the one. So this is the one everyone thought.
And this is funny because she's doing interviews talking about how he's got that D
that she needs and all this stuff. Yeah, it was very strange.
But she is gone ahead after a couple months ago saying I need to get
off social media. So she deleted all our social media. She's the one
that said he had the fire D. She said he had the fire D.
Yeah. Okay, So between her and Megan Fox, there's a chance.
And Demi Moore, Danny Danny Gypsy Rose. Is she Texas? No
Arkansas though? Okay, I mean meet her in the long of a drive,
Tyler or whatever is fair, meet her, meet her because that guy
probably didn't even have fire D. It was just some D. You do
have fire D. She's never known the touch if she has dynamite? P
wow you two like three mile Island over here, bro, She's up for
grabs, Daniel, great Kevin also and other news. That's huge. This
is a good positive Danny, Gypsy Rose, Danny, You're not gonna get
that anymore. I'm gonna have it all. I'll say it. What what
positive signs of recovery after cardiac arrest for porn star Emily Willis. She's twenty
nine, Danny, I don't know her. You don't know her? I
know her? How do you not know her? Emily Willis? Yeah?
You know her? Do you? Did you know her? I'll shoot you
straight. I think I know her? Yes? How well do you know
her? Do you know her? From her from her four season uh?
A TV show Tushy. She's on Tushy dot com. Yeah? She was
also not bad? Well is he not bad? So she's on Tushy?
Yeah she was. She was in Dad Crush ten. Uh huh m DP
Fixation two? What does that mean? Did she ever up here on Brady
Sis? Okay, no, but Monster of Jeez oh yeah yeah, yeah,
what happened. I heard about this in twenty nineteen. She was in
Emily Willis doesn't get the job as the nanny, but does get her her
Yeah. Yeah, she had a heart check, twenty five cocaine pre existing
condition. She remains in a vegetative state. Oh, but there have been
notable improvement. Notable improvements. She's now awake, able to track things with
her eyes, smile, and become emotional during conversations. But yeah, she
had cardiac arrest last month. She was been in a coma. But we're
starting to see signs of her recovering and getting out of the coma. So
she's getting better. She's getting like doctor Johnny sins Is on the case,
was probably put her there in the first place. Oh God, too many
nights with Johnny sins Danny Dee gave her a heart attack and doctor Johnny sins
in there to save the day. Take a little snort I needed if we're
gonna get this scene, shut keep going. I tried to end Discobo with
a bit of positivity. You know, heading into the weekend, we can
all rest easy knowing that Emily Willis is slowly coming out of her coma.
I think that's going to brighten the day of thousands. Get the joined twins
thing your biggest tease, I know, and you barely got to the cave
under the nest. Unbelievable, But you spent thirty minutes on Gypsy Rose again,
whatever, you try to make me go on a blind date with Gypsy
Rose. I don't want to drive to Arkansas, Tyler. What if she
drives here, if she heard this, drives here and she's like, yeah,
I would love to go to dinner with you. You go to dinner
with your Rose dinner? Yeah, take her to dinner. Yes, he
would, only if I can go with Skin and Travis Frederick. That's the
only way Travis Frederick and she can drive. She's we found out how does
she reach the pedals usage of her lower body? But how does she use
the pedals? Okay, huh they what do you mean she can't reach them?
She can walk? Are you? Yeah? She's not? In fact,
some would say the opposite. Let's get out of here. He's four
to eleven, Danny, I won't let you tease this. Okay, that
just might as well just put a noxity Greyhounds cheerleader out on her. Both
sharing a all right, so last night, yesterday, last night, Big
Opening Day, Rangers come out victorious against the Chicago Cubs. We haven't even
discussed the debut of Wyatt Langford and we've got some secret audio of sounds in
the game. Man, things have changed your world series, Champs Fonde