1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:02,799 They can be taken down by bad at it. I mean, look at 2 00:00:02,799 --> 00:00:06,320 somebody like om Rosa. Yes, you know, clearly got a bad at 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:13,480 it. Clearly got a bad at it fourteen times. No, I believe 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:19,039 she's actually a horrible person. Yeah, yeah, maybe what was she like 5 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:24,839 a health secretary or something? I think you want to hear A funny thing 6 00:00:24,839 --> 00:00:29,280 this is when I was watching politics the phone call to her to President Trump 7 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:32,439 at the time, after learning she got fired. They patched her through because 8 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,039 she wanted to set her Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry here that you 9 00:00:35,079 --> 00:00:58,000 got fired. PI. Hello, and how are you. It's another belowdeck 10 00:00:58,079 --> 00:01:02,719 podcast. My name is Dylan, and that is pat permission to come aboard 11 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:08,760 granted? Dude. What's up? Nothing, dude? You know you and 12 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:15,840 I just spoke to the loveliest woman the Balkan Biscuit herself, Ellie. Just 13 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:23,920 a lovely interview about perspective, about how you approach life as a happier person. 14 00:01:25,799 --> 00:01:27,560 Yeah, you know, I gotta just mine too. I'll want me 15 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,959 to vamp while you're doing that. Yeah, yeah, I really enjoy talking 16 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,959 to her because you don't see it that often. I haven't heard her. 17 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:38,239 Actually, you know what she does talk some massive shit about coworkers, so 18 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,120 she can get in the mud a little bit, but her perspective on overall 19 00:01:42,159 --> 00:01:46,719 life and how you should hey, hey, hey, who is in love 20 00:01:46,799 --> 00:01:48,560 mud? Every once in a while, that's true. You know what, 21 00:01:48,599 --> 00:01:52,079 I don't trust the person that won't talk a little shit. I can't stand 22 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:56,879 it. I cannot stand it. It drives me nuts when people won't go 23 00:01:56,959 --> 00:01:59,920 there with you. It's like, what are we doing. We're not fucking 24 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,760 selling him out to the SS. We're just talking about how he's fucking late 25 00:02:01,799 --> 00:02:05,000 all the time. Yeah, Nathan has bad breath. You don't know what 26 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,640 the fuck? Come on, you know, I gotta tell you, man, 27 00:02:07,639 --> 00:02:13,199 it is marvel that I am here right now because Daddy just got Diablo. 28 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,439 I know many of you have said that I need to get Dragon Dragon's 29 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:20,400 Dogma two. I will get around to it, but daddy's got h got 30 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,240 Diablo four now. And like, is that is that weed talk or something? 31 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:30,080 He's so stupid? What the fuck? No, it's a I'm doing 32 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:35,759 a I'm doing a Druid build right now. Big Big guys plays kind of 33 00:02:35,759 --> 00:02:38,080 tanky. His name's Oak. So that's been a lot of fun. But 34 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:42,479 like I said, it's a miracle that I showed up here today. But 35 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:47,599 we are here, and we are here to talk about below deck. Dude. 36 00:02:50,159 --> 00:02:53,639 Yees, I had so much fun with this episode. Wow, that's 37 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:58,560 refreshing. Yes, it was. It was an eighty eight pot episode. 38 00:02:58,599 --> 00:03:05,360 It was quintessential incompetence thrust upon the wealthy. And it's not even a wealthy 39 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,919 that we really like. I mean, it's a wealthy that I don't like. 40 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:12,599 I mean, it's so many soliloquies about Center Court and whatnot. So 41 00:03:12,719 --> 00:03:16,360 it was it was just a blast. We've got messy love triangles going. 42 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:20,800 I mean, Gail who loves her boyfriend is an Arrested Development character. I 43 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,840 mean, it is the funniest fucking thing how much she loves her boyfriend. 44 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:28,840 I thought it was just an amazing episode. Eighty potts. Wow, Okay, 45 00:03:29,319 --> 00:03:31,560 I liked it not as much as you did, But what I caught 46 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:37,240 was, I love when Captain Sandy joins dinner, it rarely goes well, 47 00:03:38,039 --> 00:03:40,560 She's like you ever see that movie The Cooler? I think Alec Baldwin's in 48 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:45,520 it. And yeah, I actually, when I was younger, I actually 49 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:50,479 pleasured myself to Maria Bello very attractive, so beautiful in that film. But 50 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,159 but what a sick little puppy. I was not at all. I mean, 51 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:58,520 it's it's just it's a film about you know, depression, loneliness. 52 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,680 You know. Yeah, quick sidebar. If you still got a fan of 53 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:06,000 Maria Bellow, check her out in History of Violence in that cheerleading outfit. 54 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,800 All right, I'm sorry that I pushed us down that slow. Oh yeah, 55 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:15,960 yeah, Cooler, the cooler. It's a film where whenever someone's winning 56 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,160 in Vegas, like they're really hot at the tables. William H. Macey 57 00:04:18,199 --> 00:04:20,839 was hired by the casino, he'd go stand next to him. Yeah, 58 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:26,279 he has a kind of like necrotic energy. He sweats bad luck. That's 59 00:04:26,319 --> 00:04:30,160 what Captain Sandy is to dinners. She sits down and it's a horrific experience, 60 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:35,199 experience for all. Can I tell you thank you so much for bringing 61 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:42,199 us all the way back around the What are those what are those places that 62 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:48,600 Native Americans live at? Tribe? No? Yeah, yeah, no, 63 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:53,879 I know I know what you're talking about. Reservation, Yeah, no, 64 00:04:54,199 --> 00:04:58,560 reservation anyways, go at Oh okay, So anyway, Sandy's a cooler And 65 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,319 then has anybody else noticed it's Sandy and Gigi. They look like sisters. 66 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:04,759 Yeah, yeah they are. They're good buddies over there. Anyway, I 67 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:10,560 enjoyed the episode. I too enjoyed it because it is in fact incompetence being 68 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:16,560 thrust for the wealthy. Hey, the rust. Hey, Oh, I 69 00:05:16,639 --> 00:05:21,600 cannot wait. Do you remember when the ice cream was soup next to the 70 00:05:21,639 --> 00:05:26,199 cake? I mean, I can't wait to get into this. Oh. 71 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,680 I'd love to look at their Instagram and all the lovely pictures of those from 72 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,759 those photos from the dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, no, 73 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,519 I'm but I think many fans will be delighted to hear that. You 74 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:40,000 know, I don't think we're we're gonna have to wade too deep into any 75 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:44,439 of the Haliburton waters that we waited until last week, because there's just so 76 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,480 much meat on this bone. So let's get into the episode. Pat, 77 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,600 where do we begin? Oh? Okay, so this is a great start. 78 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:54,519 So it's where we left off. Clearly, Gigi's up in that bridge 79 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:59,160 with her best friend and sister, Captain Sandy and the deconstructed sponge cake seemed 80 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,839 like a fancy little title for a mistake, and I agree with that. 81 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,160 And the eggs were cold, and they were cold like her right hand was 82 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:08,639 during that half folly in the first set of that fourth Grand Slam title. 83 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,240 Ye, who gives a shit? Right by the way, you hang out 84 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,560 with Gigi, don't ever like tell her your dog died or something like that. 85 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:18,319 She'll find a way to talk about tennis and how awesome she is. 86 00:06:19,199 --> 00:06:27,600 I don't like gig Dude. I keep saying that word. I've said dude 87 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:31,160 like a fucking turtle from finding Mema may too many times already, so I'm 88 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,839 going to try to stop. Well, you know what, it's a trigger 89 00:06:33,879 --> 00:06:36,480 for me, Dylan. I mentioned this on our other show that we do 90 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:41,120 called Another podcast show, which you should check out on the Bad TV feed 91 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,160 once a week. Dylan and I just talk about whatever's top of mine and 92 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,439 I bitch about my friendships, and mainly the last couple episodes, I talked 93 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:50,560 about how my friends I'll go out to lunch with them or a happy hour. 94 00:06:50,879 --> 00:06:54,839 Forty five minutes passes, we've had a couple of cocktails, they haven't 95 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:58,399 asked me a damn thing about myself. I like, gg, well he 96 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,120 was talk about themselves four an hour. Yeah, do you have those friends? 97 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:06,560 You got to ask people about themselves, okay, and that that's classic 98 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:11,759 Malcolm what's his name? Greenwald? What's his name? Uh huh? The 99 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:14,720 guy that wrote all the laws that you love to use to man. I 100 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,160 forget his name, but the book's called the forty eight Laws of Power. 101 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:18,879 Right, Yeah, ask people about themselves, you know, it'll get you 102 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,879 a long way. It absolutely doesn't. Gigi doesn't do that, and neither 103 00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:25,560 do some of my closest friends. They should have a me off date. 104 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:29,879 Yeah, the last episode of APS, if it's in the bad TV feed. 105 00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:33,680 You know, I felt a little. I was a little worried about 106 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,199 it, just because we well, you hurt my feelings. You call my 107 00:07:36,199 --> 00:07:42,399 friends losers. No, that was a Patreon Oh and I did feel bad 108 00:07:42,439 --> 00:07:45,959 about that, and I texted you after I said I was having a bad 109 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,319 day. I don't know what's gotten into me. You know that's okay, 110 00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:51,120 we all have bad days. See how good I am. You're talking about 111 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:58,639 yourself and I'm encouraging you. Okay, but no, we broke down theeans 112 00:07:58,759 --> 00:08:03,199 and bearded vulture theraeans. So people that think they're cats, well, people 113 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:11,600 that are cats. So obviously this meeting is anti climactic, and Sandy says, 114 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:16,040 hey, listen, no problem that you served, you know, rotting 115 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:20,120 cold eggs to my Gigi. More on that at five. So yeah, 116 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,879 although we're not moving out of that conversation, aren't well I was planning on 117 00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:26,720 Oh okay, all right, So you're referring to when Sandy calls Jono up 118 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:31,639 to the bridge and he doesn't attempt to spin on those cold eggs. He 119 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,559 basically says, hey, Sandy, look I made him at a thirty and 120 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,000 because the guests got up at ten thirty, clearly the eggs were going to 121 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:41,960 be cold. Hey, guy, guy, this guy is getting fired next 122 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:46,840 episode, if not the beginning of the fifth episode, hundred percent. I 123 00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:50,879 want to remind the audience in episode one I predicted episode five. I think 124 00:08:50,919 --> 00:08:54,639 I might be right, however not However, more talk about Joe. I 125 00:08:54,679 --> 00:09:00,200 want to tell Jonah this, Jono, I understand your explanation, and I 126 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,600 appreciate that you're being completely transparent and honest about your horrible fuck ups. Right, 127 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,320 but you're not a chef at a prison, right, Okay, this 128 00:09:07,399 --> 00:09:09,759 is a super yacht. Hey, Jonah, my eggs are cold. Well, 129 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,919 you strangled your grandmother to death while she was sleeping. So eat cold 130 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:16,879 eggs, eggs. I'm a rich person and I'm paying for warm out. 131 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:22,240 Yeah, Gigi can't go to prison for boasting about her tennis accomplishments, regardless 132 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:26,440 of whether or not we think she should. But Jonah is one of those 133 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:30,159 people that JOHNO excuse me, sorry, So Johnah is one of those people 134 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:37,559 that they give you very transparent answers, and it's it's they're the markings of 135 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:43,440 someone who is not familiar with the way things are done. Right, So 136 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:48,279 you'll go, hey, why did you serve roastmary, coconut lime chicken? 137 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:52,159 Regardless of how disgusting that sounds, why did you serve chicken? He goes, 138 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,000 well, that was the only thing that they all ate. That is 139 00:09:54,080 --> 00:10:00,320 such an honest answer. Now, an actual chef would make two different things, 140 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,720 maybe three different things, you know, three different plays. But not 141 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,000 John Oh. Jhono was just like they said, they were waking up at 142 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,120 eight thirty. Okay, that's what time I put the fucking eggs out there. 143 00:10:07,159 --> 00:10:11,240 All right, John's gone in an episode and a quarter, no more 144 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,200 so. The Balkan Biscuit continues her tutelage of cheese. We prep for a 145 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:20,240 beach day. The bosn has to set the whole thing up and come back 146 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,240 more on that at five o'clock. Did we pass by that quick little vignette 147 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:28,559 where they were talking about perms? Oh yeah, definitely, Oh you did 148 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:31,960 pass over that? Okay, my dad had a perm. You know, 149 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,720 I didn't really have a good relationship with my father, but a big fat, 150 00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:39,200 big fat fat dad. That's right. It's really even odder when a 151 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,840 dude has a perm. Yeah, you know, like mister Brady. I 152 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,320 think season five of The Brady Bunch, he had a fucking perm. He 153 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,879 died of aides. I think, ah, yeah, he did well. 154 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,279 The eighties ruined people's fashion. Anybody my age or a peer of mine will 155 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:56,080 know that the eighties were horrible. They did two things. Padded shoulders and 156 00:10:56,360 --> 00:11:01,440 women's makeup made every woman look like the singer twisted. So yeah, a 157 00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:05,480 lot of like steamed veg too. Oh yes, a lot of steamed ben 158 00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:11,720 like Cole Robbie got brought out a ton in the eighties. I wasn't alive 159 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:16,200 though, so I'm not really sure. So Asha's staring down the barrel at 160 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:22,000 two dudes who are on their way too completely and utterly incompetent. So Johnah 161 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:26,879 wants to make food that will retain its heat from kitchen to tender to hypodermic 162 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:30,679 beach that they're going to be setting up at, which is it kind of 163 00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:35,159 impossible? But that wasn't the issue. You know, I was thinking as 164 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:39,559 he's as he's you know, spouting this nonsense. As he's going, you 165 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:41,519 know, I want to I want to get it from the kitchen to the 166 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:45,360 tender to the needle riddle beach. It's going to lose its temperature. You 167 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,120 still got to put it out. You know. I don't know what the 168 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:52,759 capabilities are with this boat. You should probably just go to the beach and 169 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,080 cook the food. I don't know if he could do that or not. 170 00:11:54,279 --> 00:12:00,840 But the real thorn in the side of this beach day is and I mean 171 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:07,360 Ian is like, I mean, I find myself asking are you on fetanyl? 172 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,679 Like is going on? Yeah? Well all right, so I'm not 173 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:13,639 sure if we are at the place where Sandy and him they do like a 174 00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:18,399 little meat up there to discuss that picnic setup, and she informs him he 175 00:12:18,519 --> 00:12:22,559 will stay on the boat. Yeah, okay, because it's a safety thing. 176 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:28,000 And according to h Sandy. Safety is always paramount, except for that 177 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:33,879 part when those two people were allowed to float several miles out to sea on 178 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,519 paddle boards where no one noticed. But I want to point out, Sandy, 179 00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:39,960 this is why I mock you. You know, this is why I 180 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:43,360 mock you. You say insane things like that. This proposal is going to 181 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:48,399 be the most boring ever. Listen, We're happy for him, but I 182 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:54,360 mean very happy for you. So happy. I mean, who doesn't deserve 183 00:12:54,559 --> 00:13:01,639 love outside of you know, sickos and and you know fu corporatists, right, 184 00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:07,559 but that well you say that in a mocking way, but you know 185 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:09,320 they are fucking disgusting. They're ruining the country. I mean, I don't 186 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,960 know why we have to get into it. Okay, all of them, 187 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:20,720 all of them? Well, Patrick, we can have a nuanced discussion. 188 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,559 Let me take that again. Let me try one more time. Take this 189 00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:30,080 again. We can have a nuanced discussion about the corporate takeover of this country. 190 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,360 Off, Mike, Okay, all right, let's make fun of sea 191 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:39,440 rats. You excited for that debate. I don't plan on watching. I'm 192 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:45,039 going on out to have drinks with my friends. You should so Ian is 193 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:52,120 not on fatanyl, but he is bad at being a boson. They I 194 00:13:52,159 --> 00:13:56,840 don't know what this insistence is on games Asia is, like I found out 195 00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:00,840 later, they put it in the preference sheet. But what are we doing. 196 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,039 We're on vacation, we're in our sixties. Why do we need games 197 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,480 all over the place. Yeah, you know, one of which was the 198 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,080 Long Jump, which, if you're not familiar, is just jumping. That's 199 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:15,320 the oldest game in mankind. Yeah yeah, yeah, you run and you 200 00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:18,600 jump. Yeah. They set that up. The sea routes, set up 201 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:24,360 Long Jump and a wicked game of I Spy for the ladies. All right, 202 00:14:24,519 --> 00:14:26,320 a couple things here now. Deal. You already touched on Jono being 203 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:31,279 very nervous about the lunch picnic whatever, you know, because he's in hot 204 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,200 water. I mean, you could be fired at any time, more than 205 00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:37,399 likely the next episode. I would argue to Jonah, let's not concern ourselves 206 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,279 with the lunch so much as let's not prepare it in an hour and a 207 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,159 half before you're about to serve it. I think you'll be fine, Johanna, 208 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,000 You're gonna be fine. Just don't do the things you've been doing. 209 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,720 So Ian goes and tells the sea routes that they've got to come up with 210 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,399 the games. Gail, who is in love with their boyfriend, says, 211 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:58,480 why don't we replicate the Olympic Games? And Ian tells her to shut the 212 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,120 fuck up while he's eating. It's like you just told them that you want 213 00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:03,759 them to come up with the things. What is going on with this guy? 214 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,559 Well, to be fair to Gail, she is the most genuine girl 215 00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:11,360 that Thing two has ever met his entire life. Thing one, Thing one 216 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,399 forgive me ethan. That's right, And if her boyfriend's watching, he might 217 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:20,360 disagree. Yeah, well he might. Who knows though, I mean, 218 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:24,399 we don't know the guy. He could be insane. So we head to 219 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:30,080 the beach and the feud is erupting. Ian has taken the comeback to the 220 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,440 boat directive as I'm gonna go suck down a DC while you guys do all 221 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:39,679 the work. Poor what is it? Poor Thing two and Gail are aided 222 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:45,879 at some point by a street child. I mean, there's a child and 223 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,559 a speed of the chips in more than their bosin. Let me tell you 224 00:15:48,559 --> 00:15:54,039 something. It I think Forrest Gump walked less than these two. Is goddamn 225 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,039 beach Thing yeah, well, at least there weren't hypodermic needles on the beach, 226 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,200 but you know, it's still that was crazy. Well, one of 227 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:07,200 the most unenjoyable experiences in the human condition picking heavy shit up and walking a 228 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:11,360 long way with it. I mean, it just sucks. It sucks, 229 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,519 it sucks. I had to do that quite a bit when I worked at 230 00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:18,559 that amusement park. So Ian is pissing off everyone and the guests are ready 231 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:21,480 to go, and they hit that tender very quickly. They arrive at the 232 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:26,919 beach before literally anything is set up. It's crazy, but par for the 233 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,679 course with sea rats. Par for the course for sea rats. They literally 234 00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:37,279 they land and there's one chair. Okay, but they do have long jump 235 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:45,919 and volleyball with a net that is maybe three feet off the ground. If 236 00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:48,200 you can rest your penis on the top of something, I don't think it's 237 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,159 a regulation, right, no, no, no, no, When a 238 00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:52,919 four year old could jump over it, it's not a volleyball. Well, 239 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:56,720 and you and I can't rest our penis is on anything because they're so tiny, 240 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,960 you know, they just slip right off. That's why I love, 241 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:03,680 you know, carving's of antiquity. So much. I see myself in the 242 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,039 statue too. But the first time I went to Rome, I actually got 243 00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:11,160 to see what Yeah, a penis that reflected my own You know, I 244 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,160 was born in the wrong decade. Why can't I go back then? They'd 245 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,160 love it, you know, watching all the point that I have over the 246 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,559 years. Yeah, you know, of course that makes you feel inferior, 247 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,039 you know, but I should have grown up in Rome at five hundred BC. 248 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,920 Yeah, no, give me, I'm a cocksman, right, they'd 249 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,680 call me long Dong patty. Yeah, yeah, calm down, now, 250 00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:38,200 listen. The thing with with with the way that the Romans had it is 251 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,519 that they knew that all right. So let's take somebody like Johnny Sins right 252 00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:47,559 now, he's got a sledgehammer. It's completely unbecoming for art. No, 253 00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:51,279 can you imagine that thing made out of cement? Yeah, I mean, 254 00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:53,839 it's just the structural integrity would be a disaster, probably break off after a 255 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,000 couple of thousand years. I mean, it's just they had it right. 256 00:17:57,519 --> 00:18:03,200 Let's talk about Tropical Swooping. I love this. It is such an awesome 257 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:10,400 company. I love Tropical Smoothie Cafe so dang muchy me too, Yeah, 258 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,240 man, you know, I don't think we've talked about this. They have 259 00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:18,559 wonderful Kai bowls, They have flatbread, they have other amazing products aside from 260 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,720 the smoothies. I love so much. When me and Pat walk into a 261 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,599 Tropical smooth Cafe, back goes, Let me get one of Kai bowl and 262 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:30,759 whatever smoothie makes the whales talk. That's right, except for whales. You 263 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:34,960 can't have any of my Tropical smooth No, you cannot. No, I 264 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,920 already told you you can't have it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So 265 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:45,440 what you can do? He's going to the fourteen hundred plus locations any one 266 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,319 of them, preferably not near the water if you don't want those whales asking. 267 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:52,119 Yeah, it's very greedy. They essentially become seagulls, you know. 268 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,680 They come into the woodwork, like, how are there thousands of you? 269 00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:06,880 Because it's glava, Because it's mango, it's mago, it's berries, its 270 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:11,240 berries, it's it's mohidos and more. Go to one of the over fourteen 271 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:15,799 hundred plus locations of Tropical Smoothie Cafe. You're on traffic time now or use 272 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,720 the app with code bad TV. We love you much. Tropical Smoothie cafe. 273 00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:25,400 Let's get back to the show. Oh yes, a right, okay, 274 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,279 So we have ring toss too, Dell. That's also from uh, 275 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,559 I believe the ancient Olympics in Greece. What are you looking for? There? 276 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,599 My phone, it's right in front of you. You ding dong. 277 00:19:33,079 --> 00:19:40,599 Oh there it is. Okay, we have ring toss, volleyball. I 278 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,599 don't think volleyball was in the original Olympics. And then of course the volleyball. 279 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,480 Yeah yeah, I was Oh it was yeah, oh wow great. 280 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,160 So the food is ready to go and Johno is in the hot seat, 281 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:56,119 so he's a little stressed. But I would be stressed too if I had 282 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:00,200 to work with Ian. There's an exchange here that demonstrates that be an on 283 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:07,599 fentanol h. Johno says it's two fourteen, where are we? And Ian 284 00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:18,039 says it's a quarter past two? So this is pristine below deck chaos. 285 00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:21,119 Okay. The sea rats are just sea rating all over the fucking place. 286 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,680 One of the games is, as we mentioned, long jumping, which is 287 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:37,240 like, it's it's so nuts that one of the games was run and jump. 288 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,799 So this is what I do if I was a sea rat, A 289 00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:41,519 savvy sea rat you know, we're all like spreading out, you know, 290 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,279 and like, all right, who's gonna set what up? And I'll say, 291 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:48,119 I'll set up the long jump. Yeah, all set up round robin. 292 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:52,279 That's what they should have done. They should have just fucking slammed into 293 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:56,000 each other. How many shoulders would have been dislocated if they had done that? 294 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:02,480 Quite a lot. Yeah, So we move on to the food arriving 295 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,759 there is shade for one and a half of them, and they sit down 296 00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:08,519 and they suck down the best meal of the charter. But as they are 297 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:15,640 doing so, as such or so, a mutiny is birfoot. And in 298 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:21,960 this episode of Everything Sea Rat mutinies. Oh yeah, I mean the Thing 299 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:25,880 one and Thing two and Gail who loves her boyfriend all gather and speak on 300 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:30,920 what an idiot ian is. And I think we cut back to pictures of 301 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,640 that Italian grandpa who wasn't in the mob or anything. You just didn't like 302 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,880 tattoos. Yep, it still sucks. Still a zero. Hey, by 303 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,119 the way, the Barnacle that reached out to me privately, Yes, I 304 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:45,359 would like you to update the Sea Rat sad scale after each episode. We 305 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:52,759 need Patrick, Listen, you do not have to do that. You do 306 00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:55,839 not have to do that. When you feel like updating it, you can, 307 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,200 Like let's say somebody comes on and says, I had a tap dancing 308 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,400 show. My dad came in and said, your mom's been hit by a 309 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,559 bus. Go out there and get them. If that happens eight, that's, 310 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,680 you know, if we need to bump up the scale. Bump up 311 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,960 the scale. I mean, you do it a job, but you don't 312 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,880 need to do it every day. I don't think. I mean, that's 313 00:22:15,079 --> 00:22:18,000 very labor intensive. Once a week, but why is this grandpa on the 314 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:22,440 screen. It's like it's less than a zero. It's bizarre. It's one 315 00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:25,839 of those things where you're like, why are the editors doing this? Are 316 00:22:25,839 --> 00:22:27,680 they in doctor Susland? What does his grandpa have anything to do with what 317 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:32,000 this man's saying? And once again I'm warning everybody in production and anybody that 318 00:22:32,079 --> 00:22:36,599 mentions this Italian grandpa grandpa unless he blew up in a car with a car 319 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,240 bomb as a result to mafia ties it, I don't give a fuck. 320 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:49,279 Well, I mean, it doesn't just have to be the mafia, you 321 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:53,119 know. I mean, let's say we've got an Italian Grandpa, he's not 322 00:22:55,480 --> 00:23:00,559 in the mafia at all. Okay. He's walking down some kind of market, 323 00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:04,839 some kind of bizarre and there's a fruit vendor and he's got one of 324 00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:10,240 his pairing knives with him and he just kills him with it. Well, 325 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:15,079 and that grandpa was, you know, a mentor to one of these, 326 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,680 hereats if they told that story, Mob, No, Mob, I mean 327 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:25,119 that's that's at least a two a pairing knife. Yeah yeah, okay, 328 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,960 yeah, I mean it's not a it's not a good score, but it's 329 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:33,559 definitely on. It's okay, yeah yeah. Sandy says, uh, when 330 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,839 the guest get back to the boat, she wants to transform that boat into 331 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:44,240 a goddamn resort, which I'd argue is the initial intention of being on a 332 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:48,440 yacht. Some of the yellow stains, I would imagine. So Asha does 333 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:53,680 a performance review real quick says when it says beach Olympics on the preference sheet, 334 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:59,799 you should probably plan that. At some point, Ian is talking about 335 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:03,960 how good of a job he's doing, and Asia calls a Greek folk dancer, 336 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:10,400 So that's gonna be happening. Dinner is gaspacho and seafood pasta and sandy 337 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:14,279 will be seated at dinner this evening. And because of that, Johanno's nipples 338 00:24:14,279 --> 00:24:19,759 are hot. Yeah yeah, heytill am I an inferior food pig for just 339 00:24:21,079 --> 00:24:25,279 describing gaspacho as a fancy word for cold soup. You know, my my 340 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,680 darling mother made gaspacho over the weekend. It was delicious. But the thing 341 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:33,640 about caspacho is that it's a it's a low ceiling food. You know, 342 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,519 It's just it's cold soup. Okay, you know, I don't I don't 343 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:44,319 want I don't want cold cucumber soup, you know. Even Oh but what 344 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,079 about on a hot day? Now, I don't want that. I don't 345 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,359 care what the temperature is outside at all, just on the merits of the 346 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,440 dish. I mean, it's disgusting, thank you, but not. I 347 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,559 mean, a good gaspacho can be a seven, but that's the best. 348 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,319 Now, are we at dinner, diller? Do we have other details that 349 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,880 we did get to Let me see, Let me see, let me see, 350 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:14,119 did we did we talk about how we spent the same exact amount on 351 00:25:14,319 --> 00:25:18,200 the wars in the Middle East that Donald Rumsfeld said was missing from the Pentagon 352 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,400 On September tenth. I think you mentioned that the last time. All right, 353 00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:26,240 So all right, so we covered that then, No, we've got 354 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:30,240 a little bit to get into. So cheese seems to and I'm kidding about 355 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:33,519 all that stuff, Okay, I don't, It's just funny to me, 356 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,720 that's right. Okay, So cheese seems to be doing well. The ladies 357 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,160 get back from jet Ski's and timeshare has returned. She goes down to the 358 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,000 kitchen and he tells her what he's making again, similar to chicken and cake. 359 00:25:44,079 --> 00:25:48,359 He says, I'm gonna serve them cold, wet soup and pasta. 360 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:55,279 I don't know what is happening with these two course chefs. Now, we 361 00:25:55,319 --> 00:25:59,039 did get a dinner to round out three courses, but the night before, 362 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:03,279 I mean he served them chicken, cake and a lot. It happens so 363 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,759 often on this show where you know the food is just not enough. You 364 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:12,240 know, you were served, you know, broiled turkey and some kind of 365 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,440 sweet thing, and then you want like a grilled cheese sandwich and the chef's 366 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:25,880 like, fuck off. And it's crazy, all right. This show has 367 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:32,720 done more damaged that fucking industry, I think than anything that the world getting 368 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,839 colder and turning the ocean into ice would do less damage than this show has 369 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,279 done. That's what Greta has been talking about. Right, How damn you 370 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:48,880 that's a really good credit. Oh my god. Yeah, I think it's 371 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,640 so disgusting. You know what these people, as Greta matures and she gets 372 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:57,519 what crude pieces you should call heavies. It's like, leave the girl alone. 373 00:26:57,519 --> 00:27:03,039 She's trying to save the planet talking about her heavies. It's ridiculous. 374 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,440 And also listen, you know, I want to stop the world from being 375 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:18,359 sick too, but let's not spray paint like Stonehenge and paintings that mean a 376 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:25,720 lot to the world and mess up Scottie Cheffler's It doesn't cause no, I 377 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,279 mean, just talk to Jijin Pink, have a have a meeting with him 378 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:40,079 and start there. Okay, So timeshare is activated, very activated. The 379 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:44,519 gaspacho hits the table. It is a gaspacho with a plantain ship an feta, 380 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,400 and Gigi turns into a bit of a kind of a culinary bassett out. 381 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:56,440 She's sniffing out the spices all incorrect. But the question arises, where 382 00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:00,920 did this recipe? Yeah, and John says, I don't know, some 383 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:07,079 fucking old woman. There's probably Dad Covid and Sandy Well, I wish you 384 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,559 went that deep. He pretty much what he says. It was a Google, 385 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,640 sir. She was probably can I teach this? I said, some 386 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:17,880 old bit of don Coche. No, I wish she did, because this 387 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,519 is how Patty's going to help him rather than you know, say you looked 388 00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:23,920 up Google, you know, for a recipe or of someone who might have 389 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,119 like you know, been around. Say you when your great grandmother died, 390 00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:33,000 you loved her a lot, and then you put like play music under this 391 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,799 or something. Okay, do you want me to do that? Well, 392 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,480 no, you don't feel Maybe the listening audience will just picture it in their 393 00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:41,799 head, you know. Okay, So your grandma died and you're like, 394 00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:44,880 wow, she's dead, and then you went up to her attic and you 395 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,160 found a box and under a pile of double sided dildos, granted was a 396 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:53,000 freaking what you know what? You found a book of recipes in this recipe 397 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:59,799 where Gaspacho was in there. And that's why I'm serving it to you. 398 00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:06,359 To Dylan, Sometimes the details of a story or what's sell the ship out 399 00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:07,279 of it. Okay. If I didn't put the dildo thing in there, 400 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:15,759 I don't think they're buying it. Okay, Okay, I googled it. 401 00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:27,119 What story works better? Well, okay, sorry distracted, I'm a little 402 00:29:27,119 --> 00:29:33,759 distracted, but I'm going to try to move on. I'm going to try 403 00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:44,000 to move on. Okay, I googled it's so crazy, like m hm. 404 00:29:45,599 --> 00:29:55,160 You know, there's are those communities in uh in Florida where the elderly 405 00:29:55,200 --> 00:30:00,720 are just pounding away obliterating. Oh they have to bring so much like sexually 406 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:04,960 tranits, emitted diseases, medications in there. Yeah, blow your fucking mind. 407 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:10,759 Yeah, but I hope that, like I mean, listen to the 408 00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:15,559 first time you should get herpes should be when you're ninety two. Absolutely absolutely, 409 00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:18,759 I'm gonna do a hot shot of heroin when I'm older. There you 410 00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:19,960 go, you know, feel it for the first time. M hm. 411 00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:25,440 Anyway, well let's move on. Okay. So I don't think the I 412 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,880 googled a bubby recipe throws the scent that you have no idea what's going on 413 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:36,319 any better than secret recipe. I mean, I think I think a lot 414 00:30:36,319 --> 00:30:38,240 of people, you know, if if JOHNA was like, oh, it's 415 00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:41,599 a secret recipe, and had served you chicken and cake the night before, 416 00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:45,920 you'd be like, Okay, this guy's zero clue what's going on. So 417 00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:49,240 JOHNA is on the chopping block, Ellie is flirting with thing two and Cheese 418 00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:52,839 is hurt. Now let me touch on thing two in this flirting. Yeah, 419 00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:56,880 because she's throwing out sexuality and I appreciate that because that lets you know, 420 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,839 like, oh, you're into me, she's no, no, no. 421 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,240 This was when the Biscuit tells Joe her crazy eyes because he goes, 422 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,160 you got crazy eyes? She goes, you know what that means. It 423 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,119 means I'm great in bed? Oh wow, I like that throwing it out 424 00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,960 there. Yeah, are there's some stereotypes out there that just aren't true. 425 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:18,519 Irish people clearly don't have issues with anger and drinking whiskey. Italians don't have 426 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:23,039 uncles in the mob. But girls that are crazy are definitely great in bed. 427 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:30,559 Yeah. Yeah, And that's one of life's kind of tortuous little paradoxes, 428 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,960 you know, And it is a stereotype. It's the best sex you 429 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:41,640 ever had. The bad news is she's throwing things at you. You got 430 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,400 a hap, Hey, hey, can we just calm down, have sex 431 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:49,559 again. You know, everybody's been there, and and women, let us 432 00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:52,880 know, like, what's this? What is it? The same way with 433 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,319 guys? Are bad? Boys good in bed? That's right. I can't 434 00:31:56,319 --> 00:32:00,799 imagine men are good in bed period. I feel like women are much better 435 00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:05,119 in bed than men. Probably. Oh yeah, I agree, you know. 436 00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:07,519 Yeah, we're not docile enough creatures. No, no, no, 437 00:32:07,519 --> 00:32:14,400 we're not. We don't pay attention to detail. No, okay, so 438 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:21,640 we have to get to the pasta, which is a nothing short of a 439 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:28,200 fucking sixteen car pile up. The dish is kacho ai pepe with a jumbo 440 00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:31,759 shrimp on the side. So let's do this. Let's not use the thickest 441 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:38,799 pasta on planet Earth for this, right, it was like I don't know, 442 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:44,880 well, it was like feticini or something. Yeah, it was so 443 00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:50,640 weird how thick it was. And let's pick one of the other. Right, 444 00:32:51,039 --> 00:32:53,400 let's go with coccio pepe, or let's go with a fruit de de 445 00:32:53,559 --> 00:32:57,640 mare. If you want to do a seafood pasta, do that. If 446 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,759 you want to do kacho a pepe, do that. Now. Of course 447 00:32:59,759 --> 00:33:04,559 you could combine them, right, but you know you could combine them in 448 00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:07,759 the way that like you could you know, instead of using water color to 449 00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:10,759 paint, you could use feces. I mean you would you wouldn't do it, 450 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,000 but you could do it. Can I point something out? Don't remind 451 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:20,799 me? In the preference sheet, did they ask for a dinner that would 452 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:25,079 have multiple courses? Yeah? Okay, three is technically that doesn't fall. 453 00:33:25,119 --> 00:33:29,240 Three is a meal at Caros Okay. Yeah, Hey honey, you want 454 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,680 to split the mozzarella sticks. Yeah, I'll take that for of course one, 455 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:36,680 of course, two, I don't know, plate of seafood, pasta, 456 00:33:36,839 --> 00:33:40,960 and then I get dessert. Yeah. So so Johno serves the kind 457 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:46,559 of food that fast, casual, nihilistic institutions serve, right, so places 458 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:51,680 where you walk in and if you're not completely numb to the world, you'll 459 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,359 kill yourself after you leave them, because it's it's the mazzarella sticks, it's 460 00:33:55,519 --> 00:34:01,839 the Southwest chicken egg rolls, it's the chicken fra diavlo pasta, and then 461 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:06,200 of course it's a lava cake. And you get California Pizza Kitchen. So 462 00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:12,480 back off, no, no, no, California Pizza Kitchen is I'm thinking 463 00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:16,719 more You know what, I shouldn't be so snobby outwardly. Okay, also 464 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:22,079 might be a potential sponsor whoever you're gonna throw listen, okay, soup plantations, 465 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,760 soup plantation. I've thought about killing myself pretty much every single time I've 466 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:30,559 walked out. I get so depressed. Yeah, and Sizzler was a magical 467 00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:32,800 place for me. It's it's where we had divorced dad lunches all the time, 468 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,400 right, But if you go back there without the rose colored glasses of 469 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:42,400 a child who just gets to spend time with their dad, it's a breeding 470 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:52,639 ground for the next pandemic. It's disgusting, all right, But cpka, 471 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,000 where you're sitting down, you look around at the other patrons, You're like, 472 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,800 I don't want to be that part. Yeah, yeah, it's be 473 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,360 but also you know by that same by that same thing, like you you 474 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,800 could go to Wolfgang Puck's restaurants and look across and I don't want to be 475 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,480 that dick. Yeah right, but in a different way, in a different 476 00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:20,280 way. He's got money, you know, this person's poor. So the 477 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,719 dinner is disgusting, and we get a cool history on Gg's Dennis career, 478 00:35:27,039 --> 00:35:30,760 where she met the King and Queen of Spain from Afar was this when she 479 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:37,119 was almost thrown up at that seafood meal too? I I yeah, I 480 00:35:37,119 --> 00:35:39,280 mean, I don't know how anybody could have kept that down. So Gail 481 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,960 loves her boyfriend but is falling in love with thing one. The girl is 482 00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:49,480 a hopeless romantic. Yes, also genuine Gael, Yeah, genuine Gaiel. 483 00:35:50,639 --> 00:35:52,079 So Johna is losing it. He says, the dessert is ready. It 484 00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:55,320 is absolutely odd. Ellie walks into the galley and he says, oh you, 485 00:35:55,880 --> 00:36:02,159 I mean he's he's a dradal right now. So and those those little 486 00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:07,159 round cakes are hockey pucks. Hockey pucks, hockey pucks. The dessert is 487 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:14,119 overcooked. It's overcooked lava cake with wet ice cream that he forgot he had. 488 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:22,639 One of the guests describes the dish as interesting. I don't know enough 489 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:30,840 about baking, but what's inside the lava cake is not the same. It 490 00:36:31,159 --> 00:36:36,119 doesn't have the same kind of like structure of flour as the rest of the 491 00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:40,480 cake does. So if you overbake that, it turns into something that not 492 00:36:40,519 --> 00:36:46,280 only is the cake disgusting, but the inside is interesting. So two pots, 493 00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:52,480 but fear not all will be fixed with a couple of gypsies playing cobblestone 494 00:36:52,519 --> 00:36:55,440 songs above deck. Yeah. I was gonna say though, back to that 495 00:36:55,719 --> 00:37:00,599 description of dinner as interesting. Can you imagine someone critiquing you in bed after 496 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:06,519 sex? Yeah? Interesting? Yeah yeah. And if they say it like 497 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,840 good or interesting, I have braces yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you 498 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,880 said it like Krilla Deville a little bit. Who's that? Sorry? Oh? 499 00:37:15,039 --> 00:37:21,280 Is that from I don't follow that Disney Horseshit? Isn't that the girl 500 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,440 that has two colors? You don't follow the Disney horseshit? Is that what 501 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:29,039 you said? That's that's right? Oh? Do you mean the films that 502 00:37:29,199 --> 00:37:32,559 kind of cemented Disney's legacy that they've gone on to ruin with your franchise that 503 00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:36,639 nobody gives a shit a bit referred to Star Wars. Yeah yeah, yeah, 504 00:37:36,679 --> 00:37:40,760 Accolytes pretty good. Uh huh, I bet it's interesting. One hundred 505 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:46,239 and one Dalmatians is not Lion King, but it's uh, it's you know, 506 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:51,000 it's an important film. Oh, I'm sure Elliott will check it out. 507 00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:53,280 It's the right age four years old. Well, I mean it's a 508 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:59,280 little brutal, deranged old woman wants to slaughter over a hundred puppies. We 509 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:04,519 were watching Marvel or Miss marvels. Yeah, and we're ten minutes inch s. 510 00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:07,320 I don't like this Ellie yeah, yeah, so it's too violent? 511 00:38:09,079 --> 00:38:14,599 Yeah, who needs fucking Siskel and Ebert when you've got Ellie? You know? 512 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,679 All right? What happens next? We get that performance by the two 513 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,719 drunks masking as entertainers. M yeah, and then Kermit cuts her finger. 514 00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:27,159 What a little cottage industry they've hatched, right, Just a couple of fucking 515 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,880 drunks that just do that for free in the street, and then they get 516 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,320 paid to go on a yacht with all the merriment going on. Asha does 517 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,800 sustain an injury and she keeps moving. She's a badass. The plates are 518 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,119 shattering everywhere, which is no choice for a barefoot vessel. But fuck it. 519 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:47,000 We kind of already poisoned the guests with jumbo shrimp. Now let's bleed 520 00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:51,039 them. We get to the next day, next morning. Who's on first? 521 00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,079 I thought you were into them. I thought you were into Oh that's 522 00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:55,960 right. And if you want to hear the breakdown of how that really went 523 00:38:57,039 --> 00:39:01,559 down, our interview with the Balkan biscuit will give you more in depth perspective. 524 00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:07,760 Yeah, I don't even want to, you know, merit it really 525 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:12,320 any discussion. Actually, I think that I I think that you got to 526 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,639 listen. I think that the Balkan biscuit kind of clarifies what might have been 527 00:39:15,639 --> 00:39:19,840 a bad at it. Might have been a bad at it. Yeah, 528 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:25,119 which you know that happens. It's the best of them, Doc boats guests 529 00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:30,519 apart, and we get some feedback according to Gigi food was a hot was 530 00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:35,440 hot and miss a hot mess. I mean, look at somebody like, 531 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,000 oh, Morosa, you know, so you said the best of them, 532 00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:42,039 they can be taken down by bad at it. I mean, look at 533 00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:45,360 somebody like, oh Morosa, yes, you know, clearly got a bad 534 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:52,440 at it. Clearly got a bad at it fourteen times. No, I 535 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:58,000 believe she's actually a horrible person. Yeah they Yeah, maybe what was she 536 00:39:58,199 --> 00:40:02,679 like a health secretary or something. I think you want to hear. A 537 00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:07,400 funny thing this is when I was watching politics, the phone call to her 538 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,039 to President Trump at the time, after learning she got fired. They patch 539 00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:17,480 her through because oh so sorry here that you got fired. Who did that? 540 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,039 I don't even know it's the first of you. I'm horrible Trump. 541 00:40:22,079 --> 00:40:27,159 We'll give you Any Trump you do is a fun Trump. Just do your 542 00:40:27,199 --> 00:40:30,159 Trump. Anybody out there who wants to do it Trump, just do it 543 00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:35,039 Trump. So the Yeah, the Balkan Biscuit and Nelly kind of just say 544 00:40:35,039 --> 00:40:37,760 we're going to be best friends for life and we're not going to fight it. 545 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,119 So the guest depart I was a little high when I was watching this, 546 00:40:40,199 --> 00:40:43,199 So can you take this? I'll wrap this up all right, So 547 00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,320 we get a tip meeting. Now this was interesting because Sandy does her normal 548 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:50,360 critiques of each department. She said, the deck killed it, and it's 549 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:54,000 worth missing, mentioning that she the deck team also got two people almost killed 550 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:59,440 too, but she doesn't really care about that. She'll chat up about the 551 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,880 food lay it with Joe. Oh yeah, it wasn't so much of a 552 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:05,239 pun as it was. She just completely forgot that that dangerous thing happened. 553 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,840 Yeah, Yeah, you guys killed it. Yeah, and then Interior crushed 554 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:13,639 it. Twenty five k. Good on Gigi and all those other guests two 555 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:16,199 grand each. Ye worth it? All the bullshit for that. Then we 556 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:22,039 cut to Jono and Sandy I was confident can I really quickly say that Brie 557 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:27,760 and we learned that brion Ellie are staying together in the same room, I 558 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,920 believe. So that's why, you know what, I don't need to backtrack, 559 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,719 that's okay, sor right. Yeah, It's just it adds another component 560 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,679 to it, because who's going to ask who to leave when you take thing 561 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:43,039 two back to your bump well? And also what if no one asks anyone 562 00:41:43,119 --> 00:41:50,000 to leave here? You go, oh god wow, I mean, could 563 00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:52,920 we have our first sa rat threesome. We almost had one, I think 564 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:59,480 in the first season of Sailing, oh with Gary and that Ally and the 565 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,800 gosh gee, I wonder what's happening with that new season of Sailing. Mmm. 566 00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:07,639 I don't think it's coming. Yeah, well, that's what happens when 567 00:42:07,639 --> 00:42:13,480 you have red face, rat face pieces of shit assaulting women. You know, 568 00:42:13,519 --> 00:42:16,480 you deprive everybody of great content. But you know that crew needed to 569 00:42:16,519 --> 00:42:20,119 get shaken up. They were very self important. It's like we love the 570 00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:22,599 sea Dog, we love Colin, we love Daisy, but it's like, 571 00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:28,079 guys, you're not fucking all Richard Nixon, you know what I mean. 572 00:42:28,199 --> 00:42:31,960 It's like, what the fuck? Well one of you can stay? Ah, 573 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,800 I only say Richard Nixon because when he was around, he was so 574 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,559 important. We don't need three of them, no, Jono and Sandy. 575 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:44,280 The food was salty chicken. That was I didn't I forgot. That was 576 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,039 his choice to make whatever he wanted that night. Yeah, Sandy says, 577 00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:50,000 what's up with the cake and the chicken? And he says it was the 578 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,800 only protein that all of them could eat, which is like we mentioned one 579 00:42:52,840 --> 00:43:00,000 of those accidental, you know, kind of cupboard openings, like, oh, 580 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,320 I'm a lazy piece of shit. That's why I'm not saying that he 581 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,920 is. Yes, no, no, no, I'm not saying that he's 582 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,039 a lazy piece of shit. But that was very very harsh language. But 583 00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:15,000 but that is you just that's just atrophy. That's just I don't feel like 584 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:22,039 doing something that would It's almost like Jono, John, Oh, let's move 585 00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:24,719 on, you know, let's just move on. He's he's he's a culinary 586 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:29,239 architect, and he's going to be gone. Next episode, thinks, all 587 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:35,639 right, we go for a night out and oh my gosh, can I 588 00:43:35,639 --> 00:43:40,159 tell you really quickly the fact that he isn't fired. Sandy says, well, 589 00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:44,639 you're not flipping out in the galley. That is a low bar, 590 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:47,719 the bar for being on one of these boats. I mean, Cheese doesn't 591 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:52,679 even know what a laundry machine is. It's insane. So we go out 592 00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:55,639 for a night on the town. Thing one has a chest piece tattoo that's 593 00:43:55,639 --> 00:43:58,960 going to be there for a while. That was cool to see. We 594 00:43:59,079 --> 00:44:06,079 landed dinner, have some talk of espresso Martini's Joe. I wish I had 595 00:44:06,119 --> 00:44:09,199 written it down. I forgot to write it down. He has some some 596 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:15,960 line that was like it was it was so bizarre. It was like a 597 00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:20,559 Steve Carrell character trying to hit on a woman. It was. He is 598 00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:22,480 a bit awkward. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I'm kind of shocked that 599 00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:28,400 he is appearing to be the the Apex Predator this season. Well he's got 600 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,960 a wicked jaw line. Wicked jaw lineough. So Thing two and Ellie are 601 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:36,480 flirting kind of a bit, and Cheese is pissed off. Now the Balkan 602 00:44:36,519 --> 00:44:39,360 Biscuit says, I've told her numerous times that I'm into him, and it's 603 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,280 a good idea not to hook up with the person that you're superior is interested 604 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,559 in. And when I when I heard that I said to myself, okay, 605 00:44:47,599 --> 00:44:52,559 fascist, Like, what's up with you? Fascist? But listen to 606 00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:55,519 the interview. It gets explained. So we hit the dance for Ellie is 607 00:44:55,719 --> 00:45:00,840 going for Joe hard and Gail who loves her boyfriend and tells Cheese that, 608 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,639 you know, I think this is what therapists call projection. Gail, who 609 00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:08,800 loves her boyfriend says, what was what was the name you gave her? 610 00:45:09,119 --> 00:45:16,679 Genuine Gail? Genuine Gail goes, listen, we're stuck on a boat. 611 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:27,199 Sometimes she's got a fuck And that's advice that Gail is giving to Cheese. 612 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,559 She is not gassing herself up to make love to thing one who has an 613 00:45:32,639 --> 00:45:36,880 eagle on his chest or something. Getting the iTunes range reviewsually five stars, 614 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:37,920 kind words. We love you guys so much, Thank you for listening. 615 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:44,400 Patreon dot com slash another podcast network for ad free episodes and additional content. 616 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:52,440 We will be doing the live Happy Hour this week. Go to Patreon dot 617 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,679 com. Figure that we'll post all this stuff there. Yeah, okay, 618 00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:58,320 we love you guys very much. I'mdling saying goodbye, pat Say goodbye. 619 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:17,800 The testing states the infect in them is the dist