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I love this song. I was
to think about how I'm not sick of

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it. It's a beautiful song and
I think it should stay forever. Then

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we played at eight a m.
Two A good Morning, met You,

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Flex a hot Dog, the downb
Tear Looking to party. We have comedian

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TJ. Miller joining the show at
nine o'clock. He likes to party.

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He's the type of guy who I
would imagine We'll take an eight pm edible

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and just kind of see where the
night takes it. Yeah, TJ.

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Miller pro probably sleep till noon the
next day, and yeah, write a

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couple jokes. I don't know what
comedians do, and then do it again,

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all right, one of these hard
working comedians in the game, always

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chuck full of tour dates. TJ. Miller joined us at nine. I

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think comedians just use their notes on
their notes app on their phone for everything.

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I think nowadays, Yeah, I
have a special app, so writers

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have. Yeah. Probably. Oh, I think a lot of people just

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yeah, it's just the notes app
is good enough because you can't organize it.

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Pretty good, and I write them
down. I share comedians all thoughts,

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I say comedians, and it's fund
say comedians. Well, I just

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found in my hoodie. Well,
a couple of jokes who scribble down please

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read them verbatim. Read whatever that
is verbati start at the top. The

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down will be in full force for
the entire month of December. There's a

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joke. This guy's funny have higher
vacation days. That's how we schedule.

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Scribbled on a piece of paper and
stuffed in Cavio's hoodie front handwarming pocket.

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It's a good place to keep stuff. It is boot bags, your phone,

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sandwiches. If no one's noticed your
friendly neighborhood downbeat and held most of

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the station. Has not taken any
days off for like a year. M

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h. I mean there's been sprinkled
in days. But you know, we

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get a couple of three weeks of
vacation, so we're in a bit of

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a pickle. Yeah, so we're
just trying to work it out. It's

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been a weird year, you know. Yeah, head down, grinding,

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head down, grind it out,
trying to get this thing off the off

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the ground. We're running out every
work it is not working, is not

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It makes you a question who it
is. The whole Tim Tebow thing where

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I am questioning hard work. Well, maybe we should listen to the hold

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Tim Tebow's speech and see what that's. Everybody wants to talk about discipline and

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hard work and all these things.
I don't believe in them. Okay,

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there you go. No discipline,
no hard work. Yeah, he doesn't

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believe in him, and he achieved
greatness. Yeah, the most famous college

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athletes the last twenty years. Yeah. And then they parlated into a correspondent

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gig on Good Morning America. Are
you excited? So anyway? Shut up?

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Kids? Shut up? Okays?
Oh god? Does he not know

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how to shush people? Let's use
our inside voices? He just yelled?

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Or are you excited? You want
have to go? No? No,

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speaking of you. Guys. Know, Christina can't whistle. You guess that

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one? Like at all? She
can't whistle at all all weekend. I

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tried to, like teach her to
whistle. How do you teach someone to

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whistle? I've looked probably half a
dozen times on for YouTube instructional videos on

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how to do the whistle with your
fingers. Yeah, I can't master it.

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I can't do that either. I
try, and I try. I

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bet Kevin can do the two pinkies
shoved in your gullet. I can't do

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that one that I can't do anyone
who could do that. And it's like

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a thousand decibels louder than whatever the
regular whistle is. Wow, it's a

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magic trick. I can whistle with
you with mouth open and with lips pursed,

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like your your stereotypical whistle. Do
the mouth open, here's my lips

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purst Well, we all know what
that is. We want to just skip

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that. Oh the whistle talker,
tongue whistle, Okay, I got that

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one. That's beautiful. That's a
bird God love with the music. It's

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a morning bird. Hey, good
morning, everybody. Let the sweet sounds

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of the morning bird. That wasn't
that good? Actually? I thought I

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was better put them so much better
earlier. Yeah, maybe it was the

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music. So she can't whistle.
You can whistle, right, yeah,

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and she we can all whistle.
It's here your guns and roses, patients,

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so low. I do inward whistling
as much as I do outward whistling

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more. Yeah, inward is easier
to control. Yeah, you get a

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nice tone. So we were talking
about it. She's like, I can't

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whistle all right, let her up. Let me see I swear to god,

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she just goes did whistling? Yes, No, And then she'll go

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I guess she'll go, yeah,
there's a little bit in there. Oh,

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there's a little in there. She
keeps trying to tell me that it's

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working. I'm like, honey,
I'm ready. No, I'm staring at

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him one foot of which and she
never changes what she's attempting to do.

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She just keeps going, come in
here and do this here in a little

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bit. Maybe when she was a
little kid, somebody was incrementally letting out

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the air from a bicycle tire and
told her that was whistling the tires whistling,

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honey, look and then she perfected
that. Well, we were just

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flipping switching out yesterday. As from
what was ear was like, you know,

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Christina can't whistle. It was like, Nochristina, whistle And I like,

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I was like, you can whistle. Go ahead, I like turn

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my back to do something. And
the noise I was like, are you

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calling birds or something? What are
you doing around the office telling everyone,

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h hey, look at this,
dummy, I can't even whistle. But

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it really had you thinking, like
I can't even read. How did I

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learn to whistle like I thought about
it, Yes, And I think I

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literally just sat around one day as
a kid and it was just like making

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like perking my lips and trying to
you know, you kind of stumble on

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it too. Yeah. But what
I realized it's it's almost impossible to sit

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next to someone, an adult and
explain to them how to whistle. I

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don't have I don't even know how
to do it. So I noticed when

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she does this, she's just kind
of blowing air through her teeth, and

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a real whistle I think does come
from your lungs, right, m hm,

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Like aren't you using your diaphragm?
Is it coming in? Yeah?

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So you it's there's nothing below the
neck, you know. She's just yeah,

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that's true. Yeah, you really
can't whistle without using effectively diaphrag Right.

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So I figure that out, and
I was excited. I'm like,

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oh, here we go. This
is me explain this to her. But

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again it doesn't. Then I just
keep hearing and I'm like, you know,

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what's stop? I never thought about
that because you can hold your breath

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and still sing by letting out just
a tiny bit of air. You know,

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what do you mean? I mean, it's it's the wrong way to

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sing, but you can like breathe
in you're not like singing for most people

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is more of like a head voice
thing where you're kind of just singing and

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everything's real constricted. But the ones
that are singing and really projecting using their

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diaphragm. What about inward singing?
Did you invent inwards singing? I did

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not. I think you know who
did. That's the key to this,

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skinns. If you ever wanted to
know just inward sing no one ever wanted

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to know. It makes me cough
when I try to do that. Yeah,

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she gets in here, Yeah,
to be embarrassed about it. Whatever

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you told everyone you did, You
told America that was a kept secret.

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The girl gets up early, doesn't
She's reached out by thirty minutes, right,

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yeah, late late six is maybe
seven. That is commitment is number

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one thing people think. The midday
shift is the one you want. You

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still have to get up for for
the mid day shift. Yeah, it's

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true. You get up early for
the morning shift, of course you do.

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And we run into places where businesses
aren't open when you're on your way

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into work, which are problems.
I forgot my protein bar see this boy

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today. Everybody horacious appetite. I
am a Hongy. He's like King Curtis

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over here wanting bacon. That way
I do good norm way, I do

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a good solid father of having fun, King Curtis, I'm on a new

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team on this one. What team
is that having fun? That kid is

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the padre team having He might be
as significant as Liltarian for vintage. Yes,

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I don't know what a wife swap. And he was like five,

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all you wanted was bacon. But
he was like brilliantly logical too. Yeah

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no, yeah, you're the boundaries
you were setting for me. It was

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like an incredibly intelligent kid. He
can negotiate, not afraid to play that.

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You're not my real dad. Card
Well, in the first one minute

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that the camera was in the house, you tell me what to do.

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I don't know. No, that
does not work for me. She is

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a main person, King Curtis,
militarian or whatever. She is an ugly

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person. He would call her by
her name, O God, yeah,

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we might need a he was down
being meme rewind okay, deal, totally

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got and he wanted bacon. That's
all he wanted bacon for sounds good.

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I remember when boy this is that's
like, damn, you're twenty years old.

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I remember when that came out and
we reviewed it on the Old Hardline.

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I think we referred to that was
baby greg O. Yes, because

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yes, can't you just yeah,
my bacon just so set and whatever crap

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you decide in your own head.
It's just locked in. That's it.

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That's what I'm getting. Nothing'll knock
you, no, that's just how it

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goes. God, No, Christina
is awake. Just text me. I'm

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never whistling ever again. See what
you've done. So anyway, Kevin comes

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in here all grumpy ass. You
couldn't normally do pretty good, normally healthy,

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And I'm like, we're having a
protein bar and that's it. You

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know, maybe I'll have a zot
over here, but like, that's it.

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We'll have a protein bar and we're
rock solid. And I got up

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on the elevator today and I reached
in my pocket and went, crap,

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I forgot my protein bar. So
I'm here going you have to eat.

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You have to eat to have energy
and to get going in the morning.

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We need to do is not you
have water. I don't know. I'm

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gonna I'm gonna it's a big week
for hamburgers. Look, Kevo, you

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don't have your your damn fruit bar
or whatever it is. If there was

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a stack of chili cheese water burgers
out there and you were told, look,

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that's all there is, there's no
escape, I believe no alternative.

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It is burger time. If it
was a single, you can flip a

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patty into the trash can. No
you can't. That's weird. You're gonna

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peel a paddy off a double?
No? What are you psychopath? Look

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what it did to you for an
entire It ruined your week. It ruined

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my weekend. And if there was
a stack of them on that table out

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there right now, I might uh
do a little tiptoe peel one right out

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of the middle. So it's nice
and warm, Go in the bathroom,

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lock the door, and set up
a nice little breakfast in the back of

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the tank. So you guys didn't
say me sneaky's you? You shame?

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You shamed the idea of flinging the
pat you know, but think about how

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much better you would have been if
you'd have removed one of the patties from

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your double chili cheeseburger At eight am, on a Friday. Yeah, I

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think it was more of the onions
and all that chili. There was so

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much chili. They've put some up
in there, realed onions, breakfast,

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mountains of cheese fifty you ate that
for breakfast. I could have Chick fil

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at here in seventeen minutes. They're
not opening? Are they open at six?

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When this show was seven am?
Okay before July. Okay, things

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were open at six am on the
way in, and then we bumped it

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up to six am for about one
hundred listeners out there all right, shout

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out, and we give you guys
tickets all the time, and thank you

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for starting with us at six am
every single day. But things were open,

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like the Chick fil A on the
way, the water Burger on the

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way, the gas stations on the
way. Just think, Mikey, if

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we were here at seven, you
could have had it all already. You

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get it right now, Burger all
of its Waterburger here at eighteen minutes,

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dude, get about fifty those little
chicken minnies you buy. Oh I'm buying.

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Yeah, I'm bye. No you're
at the bar. No, I'm

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mine. I'm the one who forgot
my protein bar. And need a little

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you know, food, energy.
He needs to energy? Got it?

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Because real quick, what I do
right here? First of all, so

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I don't sleep alone, so I
don't want to wake up the person that

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I'm sleeping with. Okay, So
I lay, I lay out my clothes

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the night before, I put my
pants out, shirt, just like it's

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a little human. We're the same
exact thing every single day exactly. But

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I put it there in my little
spot, in a whole other room,

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and in my hat. I put
my wallet and my keys and my medications.

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By the way, I heart insurance
sucks, bald. Really, they

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got you paying a lot for your
I'm so tired of paying out of pocket

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fully for a controlled substance. I
need to survive. And why I am

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tired? That's rant I'll cover your
scripts, not even a portion anymore.

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Why, I don't know. And
then you talk to your neurologist about it

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and she's like, i'll call you
back, and she never does. And

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then you go to the pharmacy and
they when you call them, they're like,

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yeah, it'll be good to pick
up five point fifteen, and you

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swing by and it's four there.
You go, oh, no, we

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didn't have it yet. We need
we need your doctor to get around the

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whole, the whole run around.
It is a healthcare monster. I'm not

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the only one dealing with it.
I'm not what was me? We could

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do better, you know. So
you put all your stuff in your hat.

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I put all my stuff in my
hat, including my protein bars.

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Today. I forgot my protein bar. Well last night, you forgot your

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protein last night. I forgot my
protein bar. You load the protein bar

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the night before right in the hat. Crief. I got Java Jones coffee.

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I'm make it home. I'm prepared
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put the protein bar in the hat. Therefore, we're ordering food to get

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your orders in, boys, Okay, thanks cookie? What is this lonesome

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dove? Get your orders in?
Boys? You can ring the triangle Jesus

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there with a big pot of venison
stew all right, I want chicken mini

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again? What do you want?
JJ? Please? Kevin's buying. We

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want fifteen chicken minies each. What's
for breakfast? Hash those hashtts? Oh

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hashtats, dude, just waders so
much? Load up? Forget a ton

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of s anything under a thousand bucks
we can put on Zach's car. The

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rule that goes one time, you
just to get your card every day.

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I mean, you still got the
number in the security card, right.

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I think I think he was dumb
enough to text those that work you said.

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I heard him say it, get
yoders and him say it. Oh,

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I'm gonna scare the hell out of
this DoorDash driver. What do they

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do? Just put it in the
lobby and the lobby calls you or something.

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Yeah, maybe I'll go down and
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man, if you don't mind bringing
up on the air, if you

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can, you better count count everything
on delivery. We can't have him plucking

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in the elevator on his way up. I'll a handling fee of one chicken

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mini. Hell no, that's not
one of mine, one of my fifteen.

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You're eatting fifteen chicken biscuits. God, they come in four packs.

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He's gonna get fifteen of them.
This is not good. I do want

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eight of them? Yeah, JJ
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the jelly jelly. Yeah, jelly
is delicious. Do you guys like jelly?

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Yeah? Okay, if they carry
four packs, German family thing for

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twenty of them. Oh, I
can get a ten count for nine dollars.

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Oh my god, the tray?
Yeah, what's about party tree?

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That's the party tray? Yeah?
Why don't you cater the show? I

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kind of am? I think Where's
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and they'll take care of all of
your holiday meal needs. Thank you,

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Andrews American Pizza. Okay, what'd
you do last night at eight o'clock?

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Really? I thought we were going
through your morning routine. We've done it.

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My morning routine was different today than
it was yesterday because at eight o'clock

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last night, I decided to take
a sleepy time gummy, a gummy so

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I could go to bed at a
decent hour and get you know, seven

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or eight nice, fat, full
hours of deep sleep. You texted that

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to us after I sent you a
You guys are steals shot of the Jardian's

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commercial I was on during Monday night. That's why I took the edible.

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I was trying to shock you with
the things I my interest. I didn't

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know, just been taking a lady
and what I had hoped for. What

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i'd hoped for upon taking said sleep
gummy was like you know, mentioned a

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nice, full seven or eight hours
of uninterrupted, deep, helpful sleep.

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Absolutely what happened was basically Alice in
Wonderland played in reverse, with the soundtrack

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being the first Pink Floyd album for
six hours, waking up asking myself,

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should I take the day off at
like four thirty? At four thirty,

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like an hour? Yeah, two
hours ago, it's fine. Now you're

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tweaking at fourth thirty. Nothing.
A little brushing of the teeth and a

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grapefruit and a face wash was to
help brushing you up. Oh my gun,

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is it a rarity for you?
Very very very mean. Yeah,

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yeah, very I agree with Kevin's
initial question of why eight o'clock. I've

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timed it out. I thought,
okay, these usually last about four to

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six hours. Wrong. I enjoyed
really low dose too, man, Yeah,

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hardly anything seemed super late to me. Reason I mean every time,

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and I have not done a lot
of this stuff, but I did once

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in Seattle, and I was very
much affected. The next day and a

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half later, you're sitting there going, good God, it's been thirty six

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hours. Yeah, you're like,
oh, I'm still feeling it. By

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that whole game has changed from when
we were getting a giant bag for twenty

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five dollars. It was just dust
weed, terrible and you might feel a

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little bit, and then it turned
into great weed, and then all indoor

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hydroponic everything, and then weed that
makes you feel like you need to call

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an ambulance. Yes, and now
it's the strains are gorilla panic and this

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is permanent. Am I always feel
this way and you're how can you not

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now subconsciously have the thought of what
if this is laced at a little benefitingel

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Dude, that wasn't in my head
this morning? Is that weed gummies?

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They have it sometimes in there too. I've never heard that just way I've

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heard people talk about it. It's
like that it can now get into anything

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like okay, it can. But
when the gummies are manufactured, they're sealed.

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They're not like making bathtub gin.
Yeah. This was a you know,

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corporate, yeah, purchase thing.
It wasn't like off the street or

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anything. These are beautiful as much
as much as they could be regulated.

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Colorful packaging, friendly, friendly baggage. I bet there's more THC or kick

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in that full gummy had you taken
the full on them. We used to

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smoke in a bag of weed in
a month, no doubt, there's no

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question. And it's really crazy.
I've told you before that that because they

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I refused to get a prescription filled
for one of the OxyS after my back

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surgery in twenty eighteen, and that's
what got me through the recovery and the

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pain leading up to the surgery.
Was Yeah. Yeah, that's probably about

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the last time that I'd even thought
about trying one. But I thought,

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you know, a little corner off
this guy to go to sleep, why

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not and boil boy? Sure?
Hi, Jimmy Hendrix dream are you here?

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We're getting at your creative peak today. No, I will say this,

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everything is a little bit funnier.
Okay, So if I'm over laughing,

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I'm still high. It's going to
serve us well. Cavo, we

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like that. But try it again. Dot'll stick a little test here tonight.

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Okay, maybe earlier, take one
at six and just going to see

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where we're because because you need to
find out how long these last? Yeah,

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apparently like until right now, ten
hours. Why don't you take one

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at six am tomorrow morning? Okay, I'm not gonna be the gummy guinea

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pig. Someone's gotta do it.
Gummy pig. You do it. Why

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don't we take someone's gotta do it. Let's take turns. I don't do

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drugs, dude. I'm straight edge. Bro, I'm asexual and I'm straight

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edge. We're your exes on your
hands, straight edge your exes. Mike,

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you'll play straight edge racer. Mike, you'll do a little eddie before

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down for whatever. You should take
one at five pm tonight, mm hmm

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and just ride the snake all night
long. Because at five pm tonight we

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have something to watch that is a
massive streaming service, maybe the biggest who

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for the very first time in their
existence, is gonna air live sports Mighty

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Wheels off. It might be awesome. And this is a program that sounds

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like I was in charge of Netflix
and got the programming. H got it

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got I was in charge of everything, and I got to decide what's on

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Netflix tonight because oh my God,
tell me about it. I want to

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know about all of it right now. Can't do it? Why because we're

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gonna talk about it next. Because
it's the most important thing in the world

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right here. On ninety seven to
one, the Freak