WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.080 --> 00:00:07.519 Let just call you mommy through the whole show. No, you may not. 2 00:00:08.199 --> 00:00:11.039 Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane out for Dark. Thank you so much 3 00:00:11.080 --> 00:00:14.000 for tuning in, for watching, for listening, whatever you're doing. We 4 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:17.480 just really really appreciate it. Thank you. I'm Laura Kane. This is 5 00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:22.960 Eric Grimmer. Hi, my bff of seventeen plus years. It's been a 6 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:29.839 beautiful marriage. Our producer is Brian over a year now, hopefully for many 7 00:00:29.879 --> 00:00:36.200 years to come. Almost wait, let me look, yeah, what was 8 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:40.560 that August? No, it was like May month? Are we in? 9 00:00:41.039 --> 00:00:47.679 Sometimes I forget what almost March? Dude? I think. Okay, Oh, 10 00:00:47.719 --> 00:00:52.759 by the way, coming up on the show, when was the last 11 00:00:52.759 --> 00:00:56.159 time you were yelled at as an adult? I was yelled at at a 12 00:00:56.159 --> 00:01:00.000 parking lot on the weekend. And I'll tell you what I what happened. 13 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:06.480 And I have a story of why I'm blacklisted at the Oscars. It's a 14 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:10.480 doozy yes, So we'll talk about all of that coming up. And I 15 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:12.400 have a special Oh yeah, you have something for both of us, right, 16 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:17.079 I have something for everybody. Oh, so I'm excited about this. 17 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:22.200 The two is when I started, Oh my god, okay, we have 18 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:23.799 to have another kind of something like a party. Oh, well, we 19 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:30.519 need to do something different. I was informed. Even though I think all 20 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:34.079 everybody that listens to this podcast is part of my family, I feel our 21 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:40.719 family. Yeah, but somebody said, Laura, look, you probably shouldn't 22 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:48.640 open your house to people to come watch the podcast idea. Well me neither. 23 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:52.599 I mean because I'm a true I'm the most trusting person in the whole 24 00:01:52.599 --> 00:01:55.400 white world, which is not a good thing. Yeah. So anyway, 25 00:01:55.519 --> 00:01:59.239 we'll think of something, maybe we'll have something somewhere. We'll figure it out, 26 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:01.959 but we do need to celebrate that week that's two years. Thank you 27 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:07.319 for sticking with us, because it's not easier. Oh I agree. Who 28 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:09.800 do you want to pop out of your your cake? Me or Laura? 29 00:02:10.759 --> 00:02:15.520 You? But only if you're naked? 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No, no, no, no, I 66 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:53.800 took it just for the ad to before work. I think it wasn't sexual. 67 00:04:53.839 --> 00:04:57.000 He just usually is naked. So yeah, that's the thing, which 68 00:04:57.040 --> 00:05:00.959 is kind of worse. I kind of wish it was sex, true sexual 69 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:06.000 sexual. Okay, all right, So the question is to you guys, 70 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:11.839 when was the last time you were yelled at as an adult? Because it's 71 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:15.319 awkward and weird. I don't like being yelled at as an adult. No, 72 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:17.480 I don't like feeling like I'm a child. Do you mean yelled at 73 00:05:17.639 --> 00:05:21.279 just as in raid voice, raised voices, or like talked down to like 74 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:26.399 you're in trouble. Because one doesn't bother me. I don't mind someone yelling 75 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:29.079 at me. I don't care. Okay, only if I feel culpable or 76 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:32.839 guilty. You know. Well here we go. Oh boy, So all 77 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:38.360 last week, I mean, I'm grateful. I had to fill in for 78 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:41.319 a lot of people. So I worked like split shifts all week, all 79 00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:44.439 week, all week, and I was really run ragged and tired, and 80 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:48.879 I was coming off of my night shift. It sounds really bad, and 81 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:54.439 I had something in my hand and I had to run into a Walgreens real 82 00:05:54.519 --> 00:05:59.879 quick to pick something up. So i'm I made the turn into the drive 83 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:03.000 and out of the corner of my eye I see some people walking toward the 84 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:09.120 driveway like they were about to cross, and I pulled in and I saw 85 00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:12.680 them, and I meant to say, oh, I'm sorry, like this, 86 00:06:12.959 --> 00:06:15.399 like I'm sorry, I didn't see you, but I had something in 87 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:17.160 my hand, so I went like this, so like I looked like I 88 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:23.720 want no no no, oh no no no no. Okay, So I 89 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:27.279 know I meant to do like this so that they knew I was I was 90 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:31.279 sorry. Instead I gave him the finger by accident, okay. So then 91 00:06:31.319 --> 00:06:34.360 I parked the car. I didn't even realize what I had done, really, 92 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:36.959 and I had got a text, so I was on the phone and 93 00:06:36.959 --> 00:06:42.759 then here's bam, bam bam on my window. God, are you serious. 94 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:46.720 I'm not kidding. And I look up and there's this big buff guy 95 00:06:46.879 --> 00:06:50.639 with this woman behind him, and he goes, roll down the window. 96 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:55.480 Oh, don't do it. I never roll down the window outside that you 97 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:58.199 didn't roll that window down, did you? Little time? Not the whole 98 00:06:58.240 --> 00:07:03.000 way okay, and he goes, you do realize the pedestrians have the right 99 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:06.120 of way. Oh my god, what an idiot. And I said, 100 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:11.839 and let me tell you something. Let me preface this by saying, this 101 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:19.759 guy wanted to go. He wanted to let me have it because he was 102 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:23.639 with his woman, and his woman was in front of him, and I 103 00:07:23.639 --> 00:07:28.399 guess I might have almost hit her. I don't know. Well, it's 104 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:30.560 like about the facts that you almost try. Okay, So this is the 105 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:34.720 thing. So this is what I said. I said, you're totally right. 106 00:07:36.439 --> 00:07:41.399 I understand what you're saying. When I was putting up my hands, 107 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:44.560 I meant to say I'm so sorry, but I had something in my hand, 108 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:47.879 so it may have looked like I was saying something else. You are 109 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:54.800 completely right. I should be more careful, I should slow down. Yes, 110 00:07:54.879 --> 00:07:58.360 like I had to diffuse the bomb. I had to diffuse the bomb. 111 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:01.800 But I was in the wrong, and I felt I felt like such 112 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:05.879 a dumb But okay, So then he kind of just looks at me and 113 00:08:05.879 --> 00:08:09.079 he wanted to go. He wanted to say more, but because I was 114 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:13.360 like, you're right, I'm so sorry, I am in the wrong, 115 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:18.680 all he had he just he turned and walked away with the woman. They 116 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:22.920 get into this like suv and then ran over them down and I sat in 117 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:26.160 the car because I was too afraid to get out, Like while they were 118 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:31.480 still in the parking lot. They stayed and they idled in the parking lot 119 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:35.919 in the car for like another three minutes. What I was sitting in the 120 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:39.799 car, they were sitting in the car. I'm like, I'm not kidding 121 00:08:39.799 --> 00:08:41.720 it stopped. Was just pretending like I was on the phone, and I 122 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:45.799 was like looking over and then I started to get mad. Then I just 123 00:08:45.840 --> 00:08:48.200 decided I'm going to give him a stare down. Oh my god, you 124 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:50.559 are going to act belligerent to the people. You almost take it. I 125 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:54.480 was like, well, they were like pean, I apologized, I admitted 126 00:08:54.519 --> 00:09:01.120 my wrong doing, and I agree with you. So then why did they 127 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:03.000 have to idle the car? There were with like five different there were with 128 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:07.080 five people. There was a whole bunch of them, and they just sat 129 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:09.360 in the car. So I decided, I'm like, I'm gonna give them 130 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:11.679 a dirty look because right now I'm mad that they're sitting in there just waiting 131 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:16.639 for me to get out of the car. What she's probably like her car 132 00:09:16.799 --> 00:09:20.639 when she gets Yeah, exactly, exactly. So I just like looked over 133 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:26.360 and I was just like I just stared at them like this, and then 134 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:30.639 I the windows were blacked out because it was like a fancy as she and 135 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:33.399 I can't tell if they were looking at me. But you know what you 136 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:35.159 should have done. Finally they drove away. You should have got out of 137 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:43.639 your car and dropped two knees and been like forget. They would have peeled 138 00:09:43.919 --> 00:09:46.679 out of there so fast. You know. It's funny of the idea that 139 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:48.320 like, if let's say your pedestrian you're walking in, some crazy lady in 140 00:09:48.320 --> 00:09:52.320 this big old geep almost hits you and then she stops, look at you 141 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:54.320 and shakes her finger like no, h I know that is so funny. 142 00:09:54.519 --> 00:09:58.799 That would have pissed me off totally. I And then imagine you talked to 143 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.559 her and she's like I'm so sorry, and you're like, okay, whatever, 144 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:05.039 and you go back to your car and then you look over and she's 145 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:09.360 staring you down like you did something wrong. Why were they sitting in the 146 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.279 car waiting? Why were you sitting in the car waiting Because I didn't want 147 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:15.039 to get out with them still out there, because I didn't want to just 148 00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:18.440 leave because I had to pick something up at the store. I hadn't gone 149 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:22.080 in yet. I needed to go into Walgreens. But I wasn't going to 150 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:26.200 get out of the car while that SUV was still idling. So I felt 151 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:28.639 really awkward and weird. I'm like, I don't like being illed at as 152 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:33.039 an adults. Well, people don't like right car. Well, I wasn't 153 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:35.960 you know what to be To be completely honest, let's get real, it 154 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:37.240 was kind of their fault. No, no, no, it wasn't their 155 00:10:37.240 --> 00:10:41.480 fault at all. I was in the wrong. I should have watched, 156 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:46.440 but they weren't really even that close to the driveway when I was pulling in. 157 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:50.320 You know how people are dramatic, Sure, very much. Yeah, 158 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:54.279 but I know what I needed to do. I was at fault, Yes, 159 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:56.159 I was. You should have said that to him, She'd been like, 160 00:10:56.200 --> 00:10:58.559 I wasn't even that close to hitting Oh no, because he was ready 161 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:01.799 to go. He wanted you should have said, what do you see more 162 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:07.600 roids? Oh my god, he was do enough coke? Jackass? Seriously, 163 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:13.399 you take your roids anally or you inject dumba. Oh my god, 164 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:18.000 have you been yelled at it? I'm sure well not, Oh my god, 165 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:22.600 do you have like an instance that sticks out to you that you were 166 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:26.320 like, Oh my god, I do what? So this was during COVID, 167 00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:31.279 and are you talking about something recent or it's like when were you yelled 168 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:37.200 at as an adult? So this was during COVID, and I it was 169 00:11:37.960 --> 00:11:43.240 so when restaurants opened up and you had to go and pick it, they'd 170 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:48.919 run it out to you. I had ordered some Mediterranean food and I had 171 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:54.320 gone over down the street to pick it up. I was coming back to 172 00:11:54.399 --> 00:12:01.000 work and it was right in the middle of lunch and I was at a 173 00:12:01.039 --> 00:12:05.200 red light and a huge pickup truck pulled up next to me. Now it's 174 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:13.919 only two lanes or three lanes, sorry, and the light turned green and 175 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:18.240 we all started to go and they just started to move over, and I 176 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:22.279 was in the far right lane and I was going to go up onto the 177 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:28.759 sidewalk, and so I slammed on my brake and honked the horn, and 178 00:12:30.039 --> 00:12:35.039 the truck whips around me, slams on its brakes and just stops and mind 179 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:37.600 you, traffic's going around me. I can't go anywhere. Oh boy, 180 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:43.120 I'm just out of the middle of the intersection. So I'm still kind of 181 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:48.000 in the intersection, but I'm not, and I'm almost right up against the 182 00:12:48.080 --> 00:12:54.399 curb because They've just pushed me over. And so I'm sitting in my car 183 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:58.200 and I'm like, go, like, so I honked my horn again. 184 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:03.000 I hate honking. I never honk my horn. And all of a sudden, 185 00:13:03.399 --> 00:13:09.159 the windows go down. The driver extends his hand and the passenger extends 186 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:11.759 theirs, and they do this, Oh my god. And so I'm like, 187 00:13:13.159 --> 00:13:18.480 oh yeah, so I lay on my horn and I'm all wrong thing 188 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:22.840 to do. Oh yes, especially during COVID. All of a sudden both 189 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:26.879 doors open, they both hop out, and mind you, it's one of 190 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:31.519 those pickup trucks that you would see in the South, like it had everything 191 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:35.440 on it but a Confederate flag. Like it was huge. The two guys 192 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:41.919 that get out are like, you're totally rooted out, face tattoos, full 193 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:52.639 sleeves, probably tiny dicks, probably totally just huge. They start walking towards 194 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:58.200 me, screaming it a be scared. I probably peede a little, Oh 195 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:03.279 my god. And I just remember thinking this is how I'm gonna go. 196 00:14:03.879 --> 00:14:09.440 They're gonna just I lock my doors. I have the windows up, I 197 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:13.559 thought they're just gonna break the window with their forearm and just pull me out. 198 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:20.120 I'm gonna, you know, just shred a jug a vein being pulled 199 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:26.360 through the glass. All of a sudden, a cop pulls up, by 200 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:31.320 the grace of a cop pulls up and they the cop in the passenger seat 201 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:37.960 looks at me and he goes and I'm looking at both. I keep looking 202 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:43.360 back and forth, and these two guys just freeze, and the cop goes, 203 00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:46.039 what's going on? And I'm all, these guys just cut me off. 204 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:50.799 And now they're like, I don't know what they're doing. So the 205 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:56.600 cops turn the light on and the guys jump back into the truck and take 206 00:14:56.639 --> 00:15:03.000 off, and the cops take it right off after him. Oh but I 207 00:15:03.080 --> 00:15:05.519 remember them just screaming at me, and I was like, oh boy, 208 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:11.720 here we go. Just don't honk your horn if you can avoid honking your 209 00:15:11.720 --> 00:15:16.039 horn. I'm not a horn honker. Somebody I know like loves honking the 210 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:20.360 horn. I'm like, you know, just be tranquil about it, like, 211 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:22.120 just chill it. So they cut you off, Okay, nobody, 212 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:26.559 here's the thing. Sometimes you have to, Like in my case, I 213 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:30.320 had to because otherwise, Yeah, I was gonna wind up with like a 214 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:35.720 broken axle up on the sidewalk like, so I had to lay the horn. 215 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:39.039 I can count the amount of times I've honked my hole. I hate, 216 00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:43.840 but sometimes you gotta do it. Brian, have you been yelled at 217 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:48.360 as an adult? Turn your camera on so we can see your I know, 218 00:15:50.159 --> 00:15:54.919 No, I won't say this room in their mind. Are we gonna 219 00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:56.000 edit this out? No? No, I lost my train thought for a 220 00:15:56.039 --> 00:16:04.000 second. I don't remember too many times I being talked down to, like 221 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:07.120 like you're a child. Those are the times I would remember, And I 222 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:11.759 don't remember any I've been yelled. I've gotten into what I would call one 223 00:16:11.799 --> 00:16:15.039 side of herbal altercations, or someone yells at me and I just don't respond. 224 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.879 Oh that probably makes me even more mad. Probably it's something like I 225 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:22.399 did you know I did it or anything. But I mean I don't really 226 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:26.159 get yelled at very often, so you kind of stay under the radar. 227 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:30.159 You're an under the radar kind of guy a little bit. So I'd like 228 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:33.600 to try this exercise. I don't retell you either like he does. Oh 229 00:16:33.360 --> 00:16:37.639 oh yeah, I don't escalate, no he yeah, I de escalate. 230 00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:41.320 I cause problems, but I do escalate. He doesn't cause problems, but 231 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:45.159 he escalates, and you are under the ring. Oh no, I just 232 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:48.399 get shit and taken care of. Except you didn't get shit taken care of. 233 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:56.080 A cop can pummeled. Oh probably he's It's like, no I took 234 00:16:56.120 --> 00:17:00.240 care of that, you would have maybe been beaten up. Oh I wouldn't 235 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:04.119 be here right now. I'd be dead in traction. Okay, Oh for 236 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:10.160 sure. I would like to try this. Oh my god. I would 237 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:17.920 like to do a scenario where you I'm just a regular civilian minding my own 238 00:17:17.960 --> 00:17:23.160 business and you cut me off, and I want to see how you handle 239 00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:27.519 the situation. But I'm doing the one cutting off? Or are you cutting 240 00:17:27.519 --> 00:17:32.720 me off? No, you are the one that is angering me. Or 241 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:36.039 what if you're a pedestrian and Laura almost runs India? Yeah, so you're 242 00:17:36.039 --> 00:17:40.359 the pedestrian. Yes, okay, So here I am. Oh my god, 243 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:41.720 I just got to work. I just want to get home. I 244 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:45.920 just want to get home. I'm so tired. I have to go to 245 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:52.279 Walgreens. Crap. All right, I'm gonna just I'm gonna pull in here 246 00:17:52.319 --> 00:17:59.079 real quick. You're walking, Yeah, to through the driveway right into the 247 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:00.799 parking spot. I got to check my phone real quick. The fuck is 248 00:18:00.799 --> 00:18:07.759 wrong with you? You can't Why are you smiling? Stop it? Because 249 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:11.880 you smiled at me. We can't do this, Remember, I can't act. 250 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:15.400 I wanted to say, I want, I want to help you. 251 00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:18.480 Okay, that's why I'm doing this exercise because we're launch and then you have 252 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:22.680 to bang on my window. Okay, so I'm looking at Yes, the 253 00:18:23.160 --> 00:18:30.119 is wrong with you? I Jesus Christ almost hit me. I am really, 254 00:18:30.160 --> 00:18:33.359 really sorry. I was trying it. I was trying to say I'm 255 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:36.680 sorry, but I had something in my hands what looked like I was saying, 256 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:41.880 no, please stop cussing at me. I'm trying to apologize. I 257 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:49.559 don't want your fucking apology. What I want is blood Jesus in the Walgreens 258 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:53.759 barking lot. Jesus, go back to your party or wherever you were going. 259 00:18:55.519 --> 00:19:00.599 Jesus. Wow, that failed miserably horrible. Was going was a being 260 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:04.519 angry? No. My favorite part is when Eric goes, what the fucking 261 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:12.119 law goes, Yes, help you. I can't do anything right acting wise? 262 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:17.440 Can I you know what? I'm going to keep doing these auditions. 263 00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:18.640 That's fine, and there's go to be one where you're going to be you 264 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:22.519 know what, Laura, Maybe that was actually good. I bet you're gonna 265 00:19:22.519 --> 00:19:27.240 get that one. Maybe I'm gonna I'm gonna and that's when I won't give 266 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:30.359 you that piece of poo. I'll give you like a little gold plated child 267 00:19:30.519 --> 00:19:33.680 we have, like a fake aust Oh yeah, I'll give you that. 268 00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:36.079 Okay, Okay, Okay. Look, I'm gonna only gonna hate so hard 269 00:19:36.079 --> 00:19:41.039 because I have cast terrible people and roles before because I was out of options. 270 00:19:41.079 --> 00:19:44.440 But and you know, it's hard. Acting is hard. I totally 271 00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:45.720 I get it. I've done it before. So I'm only gonna hate so 272 00:19:45.759 --> 00:19:48.960 hard. But if you're asking for feedback, I'm going to be honest because 273 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:53.640 that's how you get better. Yes, I agree with that, but I'm 274 00:19:53.640 --> 00:19:57.680 not sure I asked for any feedback. You literally brought it to your three 275 00:19:57.720 --> 00:20:03.240 audition reels to us. I did, didn't I? Now, okay, 276 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:06.799 do we want to talk about the oscars first, which you'd like me to 277 00:20:06.799 --> 00:20:11.000 do. Let's do your little whatever you're doing presenting us, and then I'll 278 00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:12.920 tell you why I'm banned. Oh my god, this is the best thing 279 00:20:12.960 --> 00:20:18.640 ever. Oh so, uh, this is going to be Uncle Eric's storybook 280 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:26.480 corner. Okay. I would like you too to choose between one of two 281 00:20:26.559 --> 00:20:29.680 titles, and then the other title I will read at a separate time. 282 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:37.920 You have the option of listening to put Tony's Nuts in your Mouth or Susie 283 00:20:37.960 --> 00:20:41.200 likes to look at Balls? Which one would you like to listen to? 284 00:20:42.279 --> 00:20:45.680 I'm just the producer. I think you should I'm doing. I want to 285 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:48.200 go with the first one. Okay, put Tony's Nuts in your Mouth? 286 00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:52.799 Yes, all right, okay. And these are children's books, or they're 287 00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:56.880 supposed to look like children They're supposed to look like children's books exactly like not 288 00:20:56.079 --> 00:21:00.960 for children, okay, okay, So I'm going to read it and then 289 00:21:02.119 --> 00:21:11.480 show you the pictures. Okay. Uh. Tony has big nuts and small 290 00:21:11.599 --> 00:21:18.680 nuts. See Tony with his nuts off. He has pecans and walnuts, 291 00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:23.759 nuts without or with a shell. There is no nut that Tony does not 292 00:21:23.920 --> 00:21:30.440 sell. I'm already liking his nut. Tony sells his nuts all day. 293 00:21:30.839 --> 00:21:37.119 He always has a line. Okay. Some say Tony's nuts smell great, 294 00:21:37.440 --> 00:21:41.960 some say they taste divine. Okay, they drive or walk or ride the 295 00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:47.279 bus. They come from north and south to take those hot and salty nuts 296 00:21:47.640 --> 00:21:51.119 and put them in their mouths. This reminds you of a Saturday Night Live 297 00:21:51.160 --> 00:21:56.119 skit. Tony dips his chocolate nuts until they are just right. He knows 298 00:21:56.119 --> 00:22:02.400 your mom will take them home and suck on them tonight. BJ looks at 299 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:07.799 Tony's nuts and tries hard not to stare as Stephen grabs at his nutsack and 300 00:22:07.880 --> 00:22:14.400 finds a big old pair. Grandpa likes to go in there and take his 301 00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:18.720 camera with him. He loves to look at photographs when Tony's nuts are in 302 00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:23.440 them. You can buy this book on Amazon. By the way, oh, 303 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:27.680 I thought it was a Timoo thing. He swears it isn't weird and 304 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:33.039 says it's not a crime. Grandpa licks the salt right off of Tony's nuts. 305 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:38.640 Sometimes this is putting. This is like making me happy and sleepy. 306 00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:42.920 The girls too, like Tony's nuts. Of this, there is no doubt 307 00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:49.160 every girl around this town has put them in her mouth. On the way 308 00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:53.400 to school today, riding on the bus, the Johnson twins were in the 309 00:22:53.480 --> 00:23:00.279 back shared Tony's nuts back and forth. They open up hoping that they don't 310 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:08.400 get those big and tasty nuts stuck down in their throat. Even Missus Bulldyke, 311 00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:14.039 the softball coach and her special friend will have a go at Tony's nuts 312 00:23:14.440 --> 00:23:17.039 every now and then. Oh yeah, wait, I'm sorry. What was 313 00:23:17.039 --> 00:23:21.400 her name? Uh, missus Bulldyke and she has a special friend who's a 314 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:25.319 female? Right? Yes, okay, aren't you looking at the pictures? 315 00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:30.319 There really is no argument Mount Rushmore ought to be a monument of Tony's nuts 316 00:23:30.359 --> 00:23:37.759 for all the world to see. Oh but I just realized what the bes 317 00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:44.440 that didn't like occur to you as you're reading it, even when I doubled 318 00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:47.480 down on it and said her special friend is a woman? Double down? 319 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:53.279 Oh my god pointed it out? Is that the end? Well, the 320 00:23:53.400 --> 00:23:57.000 last ones. If you haven't done it yet, you really are missing out. 321 00:23:57.440 --> 00:24:03.079 Grab a sack of Tony's nuts them in your mouth. Great the end? 322 00:24:03.319 --> 00:24:07.720 That is like the classic Saturday Night Live skit about my what is it? 323 00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:15.240 The yes and that iss gift to us? Yes? Yeah, did 324 00:24:15.279 --> 00:24:19.599 you see that guy that hosted Saturday Night Live over the weekend? Yes, 325 00:24:21.119 --> 00:24:26.880 he said something kind of funny in his monologue. He was like every little 326 00:24:26.920 --> 00:24:33.039 boy mom like you're your best friend's mom, like you're your best you and 327 00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:34.799 your mom are best friends. When you're like a real little boy, he 328 00:24:34.839 --> 00:24:38.759 does remember when you were gay. Then he's like, and then when you 329 00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:42.880 start when you know, when you stop becoming your mom's best friend. The 330 00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:45.720 minute you start jacking off, you're like, what's that bitch gonna get out 331 00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:51.799 of here? So I take care of business. I said it to Charlie. 332 00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:56.400 I'm like, oh my god, what I thought? It was? 333 00:24:56.519 --> 00:25:00.960 Funny? Lord? Okay, oh my god, boundaries, I have none. 334 00:25:02.559 --> 00:25:04.599 You know he knows that. I mean, he's he's it's not a 335 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:10.720 shocker. True. Okay, So the Oscars done done? Don thun? 336 00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:14.400 Are you gonna well, of course you're gonna watch. Of course I am, 337 00:25:14.440 --> 00:25:17.160 even though you haven't seen all the movies. Oh, I applied for 338 00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:22.160 a job that will pay you two thousand dollars to see all the movies and 339 00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:26.519 comment on them. Right, there was no I think the deadlines. I 340 00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:30.200 will, I will, oh, I will, I'll find it. But 341 00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:32.720 I think, like the deadline's like March third, So I'll get it to 342 00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:36.599 you like tonight. But I know because I would love to be able to 343 00:25:36.599 --> 00:25:38.559 see all the movies, and they obviously they would send them to you or 344 00:25:38.599 --> 00:25:45.119 send you to them, but so that those happen on Sunday the tenth. 345 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:51.799 Yeah, we're gonna be off next week because I'm going to New York City 346 00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:56.160 to see Evan in a theater show she's starring in. I'm just so proud 347 00:25:56.200 --> 00:26:00.160 of her. I My goal is to never miss one of Evan's performances, 348 00:26:02.079 --> 00:26:04.440 no matter what it takes. Get going to New York. It was a 349 00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:07.680 stretch, but I'm gonna be there, and I'm gonna see it every night 350 00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:11.279 she plays. She does three shows, so I'm gonna see it every single 351 00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:14.759 night anyway. So that's why we're not gonna be Are you gonna visit Canal 352 00:26:14.799 --> 00:26:18.599 Street? Oh? Yeah, I'm gonna take the subway and I'm going to 353 00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:22.720 Canal Street and I'm going to buy all the fake stuff I'm bringing. I'm 354 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:26.960 bringing an empty suitcase. What do you want? Oh, I'll FaceTime you. 355 00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:32.480 I'll face like I did last time. Do you know about Canal Streets? 356 00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:36.359 Oh my god, it's like heaven on Earth. Heaven on Earth for 357 00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:40.880 those of us that love designer stuff. I can't afford it anyway. Okay, 358 00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:47.480 So now for the longest time I want, and I probably am still 359 00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:53.759 not allowed to talk about this, but I have and okay, and it 360 00:26:53.839 --> 00:27:04.119 caused me to lose this opportunity. So from two thousand and twelve to twenty 361 00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:11.920 seventeen, I went to every single Emmys and Oscars as a seat filler. 362 00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:18.200 Wow, it was awesome. How could you possibly mess that up? At 363 00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:21.960 one job? Well, you know, they do a background check. You 364 00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:26.680 you wear like this big giant thing that's a seat filler with your face on 365 00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:30.279 it. It's a huge LANs And then when this show, when they put 366 00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:33.200 you in the seat that's empty, so when the lights come up, there's 367 00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:37.119 no empty seats. That's what you're there for. You put the lanyard behind 368 00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:42.039 you so on camera you can't see it. Right. They also have you 369 00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:48.720 sign something very lengthy that you won't talk about. What it is to be 370 00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:56.079 a seat filler. Yes, yeah, so one year the last year that 371 00:27:56.160 --> 00:28:00.240 I did it, Hey, definitely the last year. I think, well, 372 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:03.440 this kind of wasn't my fault, but it sort of was. So 373 00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:08.240 the lights go down, the commercials are on, we all wait in the 374 00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:12.799 wings, the seat fillers, and like then it's your turn. And then 375 00:28:14.119 --> 00:28:17.640 so the lights go up because the commercials are on, and then the seat 376 00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:19.440 filler people are like, okay, you sit there. Okay, you sit 377 00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:22.720 over there, and they tell you where to sit. Sometimes you sit there 378 00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.559 for two seconds and the star comes back and you have to leave. Sometimes 379 00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:30.039 you sit there and the show starts and you get to watch some of it. 380 00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:33.960 Right, So this one lady goes, okay, sit there on the 381 00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:37.759 aisle. I said, okay, Well, then dune lights go out. 382 00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:40.000 I'm like, oh good, I get to see this part of the show. 383 00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:47.160 So Neil Patrick Harris was hosting the Oscars that year, and it starts 384 00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:49.880 with him in the aisle behind me. He's like in the aisle, but 385 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:55.640 he's behind me. He comes walking up to me on TV and he goes, 386 00:28:56.200 --> 00:29:00.799 Hi. I'm like, hello, what's your name? This is like 387 00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:04.880 not worldwide DV. I'm like Laura, and he goes, are you a 388 00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:07.319 seat filler? And I'm like, oh my god, is this a trick 389 00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:10.480 question? What am I supposed to say? Is this? Like? Is 390 00:29:10.480 --> 00:29:14.799 this okay? I'm like, yes, like you said, you're everywhere. 391 00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:18.079 He's like, well, nice to meet you. No, he didn't even 392 00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:21.279 say He's just like nice to meet you, and it's still if you look 393 00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:25.119 up Neil Patrick Harris, girl in red dress, seat filler. There's a 394 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.720 meme of me and him coming up to me saying, are you a seat 395 00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:33.519 filler? This is on live? This is this. Yes, I was 396 00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:38.319 watching at home. I thought I was in some alternate universe. Okay, 397 00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:41.640 it's so weird. We're supposed to put our obviously, we're not supposed to 398 00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:45.200 have our phones out. Well, I had my phone on silent, but 399 00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:48.960 it was buzzing and the minute that happened, like like it was buzzing in 400 00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:52.240 my like people were seeing it. I'm like, oh my god, so 401 00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:56.839 trending on Twitter at the time. Girl in red dress, Girl in red 402 00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:04.440 dress, Girl in red dress. So f Channel eight call me that next 403 00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:08.920 day and they said, can we do a story? Local girl gets on 404 00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:12.359 National TV? Like how cool? I'm like sure, that'd be great. 405 00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:15.759 They came to my house, they did a full on interview, like the 406 00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:22.759 reporter, the camera. They did a little thing on the news. Well 407 00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:27.119 the academy saw it or got wind of it or whatever, and the powers 408 00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:33.519 that be were like, oh hell no, because I talked about because they 409 00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:37.359 asked me. They said, well, what does a seat Philler do well, 410 00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:38.960 I mean, duh, what do you think is he philler does? 411 00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:42.200 I mean how secretive is that really? To be honest with you, Like 412 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:47.319 I wasn't doing their hair and makeup. I was kind of just giving them 413 00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:52.160 a little bit more detailed explanation of what our job was, and a really 414 00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:57.119 good job at it. Apparently because I was saying some things I probably wasn't 415 00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:02.799 supposed to say, which there are real no seat it's like what like Bradley 416 00:31:02.839 --> 00:31:06.440 Cooper had a staying on his ass like well, I may have said like, 417 00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:11.880 oh no, I didn't say this during during that interview, but there 418 00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:17.440 were interviews, radio stations called me. I mean I was. I was 419 00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:23.440 being interviewed all over the place, and so I did talk about some of 420 00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:29.599 the celebrities that I was sitting next to, including Adele's husband at the time, 421 00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:33.599 because I sat in Adele's seat because she was singing at the Oscars, 422 00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:41.079 and I remember thinking, she married this guy. He's like kind of like 423 00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:44.039 a looser, like he just kind of I didn't I don't think I said 424 00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:47.039 this on TV, but I remember thinking, oh my god, but you 425 00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:49.880 weren't supposed to take any you weren't supposed to have your phone out, or 426 00:31:49.920 --> 00:31:52.759 you're not supposed to talk to the celebrities unless they talk to you. If 427 00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:56.319 they say something to you, you obviously can say something back, but you 428 00:31:56.359 --> 00:32:01.920 are not allowed to initiate any conversation that makes sense right well, and no 429 00:32:02.039 --> 00:32:06.960 pictures. Oh boy, you did both those things. Oh my god, 430 00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:09.839 talk to everybody. Oh my god, I can't. I couldn't help it. 431 00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:15.519 So my first Oscars, Jack Nicholson was sitting in front of me, 432 00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:17.640 and I'm like, holy, I have this picture too. I go, 433 00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:22.440 oh my god, could you have his head? No, it's a selfie 434 00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:24.720 of me and him. It's like the first selfie I think I've ever taken 435 00:32:24.759 --> 00:32:28.519 in my life. It's me and Jack Nicholson. And he's like, huh 436 00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:31.079 in the small fiat is he just having to do? Uh huh? And 437 00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:36.640 then and then I just started thinking, hey, this is kind of fun. 438 00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:40.839 So after the oscars are over all the celebrities kind of gather in the 439 00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:44.240 front of the house because they're all talking to each other, you know, 440 00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:45.839 because they all sort of know each other. They want to say hi. 441 00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:50.359 So I would go up to a couple of them and say, oh, 442 00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:52.240 hey, Bradley Cooper's like, cool, if we get a picture with you. 443 00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:55.160 I wasn't supposed to do that. I was supposed to be professional. 444 00:32:55.240 --> 00:33:00.799 But the show was over at that time. But during the telecast there were 445 00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:05.400 times maybe when I took a picture with Kevin Spacey or oh that's awkward, 446 00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:08.640 Oh my god. He oh that was when Ellen was giving she got the 447 00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:13.039 pizza. He had the piece of pizza, and he gave me a piece 448 00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:16.079 of pizza. And there you remember that selfie that Ellen took with all the 449 00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:21.359 celebrities. I'm in the background of that selfie. Are you really yes, 450 00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:22.720 I'll show it to you. It's pretty awesome. Yeah, I know the 451 00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:28.559 selfie. Yeah, just look, I'm like in the background. But anyway, 452 00:33:28.799 --> 00:33:32.920 so I blew it not only for me, but for the other people. 453 00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:37.559 I'm not going to say who they are because that's not nice because I 454 00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.160 don't want to out them. But I really blew it because all of us 455 00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:47.599 were blacklisted. Okay, we all know who else was blacklisted. And I 456 00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:52.400 felt really really bad about it. I really did, because I did. 457 00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:55.359 I didn't mean to ruin it for them because it was a It was really 458 00:33:55.400 --> 00:34:00.519 fine. We went every year we get to pick out a dress. It 459 00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:04.240 was an all day thing. We had to be there at like ten o'clock 460 00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.639 in the morning. We had to be in full dress, and then we 461 00:34:07.719 --> 00:34:12.599 had a lunch, and then we had to wait in a theater, and 462 00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:16.079 then we had to line up in the eves of the theater and then wait 463 00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:21.199 for the show to start. And then some we'd go to the bathroom every 464 00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:24.480 once in a while and we'd see the Kardashians or we'd see like celebrities like 465 00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:29.719 going into pee, like I think I heard Jennifer Anderson peeing or something. 466 00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:40.559 Because so the Academy said, no more Laura Kane. She's not allowed in 467 00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:49.920 the Dolby Theater. But oh my god, I have some really great I 468 00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:53.960 have one with Leonardo Dicaci. I have one with Jared Letto. I have 469 00:34:54.039 --> 00:35:00.719 one with Bradley Cooper, one with John Travolta, the my friend has one 470 00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:07.960 with Oprah. There's one with Jamie Foxx. The list goes on, the 471 00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:14.559 Jack Nicholson one who's the act? You have one with oh, John Stamos, 472 00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:19.639 and just through the like some of them were the Emmy's. Oh I 473 00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:23.159 have one with better call Sault Dude, Bob Oden. I love him. 474 00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:27.760 I saw him in the lobby and I'm like, can I get a picture 475 00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:31.079 with you? And he was, now he didn't really love that? Who 476 00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:35.840 he didn't really love that? Who was the one that, Oh my god, 477 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:39.360 I see you. I know right, I found it. You're looking 478 00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:43.719 the wrong way too, You're like looking up, but I'm in it true. 479 00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:47.480 Who was the one that lost the award and had a big fit? 480 00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:52.559 What was it a year that I was there? Yeah, at the Oscars. 481 00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:59.079 He showed up right before his awards. Oh oh, this is a 482 00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:02.880 good one. So we were I don't know why. Oh, maybe we 483 00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:07.119 had to use the restroom, or we were out because we had we were 484 00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:10.559 in the back of the line now because our our turn had happened. So 485 00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:15.960 we were kind of out in the lobby and Michael Keaton had just lost Best 486 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:22.559 Actor for I forgot what the movie was, Birdman or something Birdman. And 487 00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:27.679 I saw him take out his speech, crumple it up, it, throw 488 00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:31.480 it in the trash and he storms off. He left the award show and 489 00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:35.559 he threw away his speech and I saw him do it, and You're like, 490 00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:39.280 Michael, oh god, no, I'm surprised you did. I didn't 491 00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:43.400 I'm surprised you didn't dumpster dive into that trash can to get dude. I 492 00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:47.039 would have snatched me too. I would have rifled through. I know I 493 00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:50.920 should have done that. Yeah, honestly, I think seat fillers are kind 494 00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:54.119 of weird anyways, though, well, I mean I understand the purpose to 495 00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:58.719 make it look like this the because a lot of the celebrities they want to 496 00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.840 get like an an alcoholic drink or something, or they're at the bar and 497 00:37:01.880 --> 00:37:07.559 then they missed lights out or whatever, and so when the lights come up, 498 00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:08.760 you don't want to see empty spots. I don't think it matters that 499 00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:13.599 much. I guess it does. It makes it feel fake too, you 500 00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:15.239 know, because I mean the oscars are kind of fake. You know, 501 00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:19.679 it's becoming that way. I guess people are starting, well, it's becoming 502 00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:28.880 very political because I know several years later, I was doing something and it 503 00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:36.159 was the thing was you were put into a lottery for seat fillers and stuff 504 00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:38.960 like that, because now they were giving the spots to family members, friends 505 00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:45.159 of celebrities and stuff like that. So it looked like the tide had shifted 506 00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:50.079 kind of after well, you know what I did last year, A guy 507 00:37:50.199 --> 00:37:52.599 Okay, I thought this was totally I thought I was being scammed. I 508 00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:57.480 got a d M from a dude from Germany and he said we talked about 509 00:37:57.559 --> 00:38:00.480 remember yeah, And it turned out to be real. This was last year, 510 00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:05.559 Yeah, when I had my concussion and I did a full on. 511 00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:08.000 I mean I was there. They were filming me in front of the Dolby 512 00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:12.639 Theater looking inside. They looked at all my pictures, I talked about everything. 513 00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.000 They had me walking down the street with all the stars on it, 514 00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:21.079 you know, the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and it was awesome. I 515 00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:24.320 never saw it because it was on German TV, but I thought, okay, 516 00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:27.280 well, I can't get in too much trouble. It's in Germany. 517 00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:30.679 It's not going to be playing here. But I paid a thousand bucks. 518 00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:32.880 That was pretty fun. Why not? Why not? I by at this 519 00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:37.039 point like I'm already blacklisted. I'm never going to go again. How'd you 520 00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:40.039 get the role or how'd you get on as? I can't say. I'm 521 00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:44.599 sure you pulled a connection, right, I cannot say, but well, 522 00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:50.199 I mean, duh, obviously I had somebody. You only got a seat 523 00:38:50.199 --> 00:38:57.880 filler? Well what oh? This is what really got high enough up. 524 00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:02.039 I forgot that. This one thing got me in the biggest trouble of all 525 00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:07.239 you Like, I stood up in bude the oscar. So I was put 526 00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:12.400 in a seat that was kind of far back. Fine, the show starts. 527 00:39:12.840 --> 00:39:17.280 This lady sitting next to me is clearly loaded. She's drunk, pretty 528 00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:22.480 drunk, and she's holding an Oscar. She had just won an Oscar for 529 00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:25.840 like a documentary film or something. Can I have that? And she's like 530 00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:31.199 sure, no, she said to me. She goes hi, I'm like 531 00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:36.119 hi, I go congratulations. She goes, wait, did you like to 532 00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:40.360 hold it? I'm like yes, And so I held the oscar. It 533 00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:45.039 was really heavy, It's very very heavy, And I go, would you 534 00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:50.119 take a picture of me with this oscar? Because that would just be the 535 00:39:50.119 --> 00:39:52.280 most amazing thing. She goes, sure, So what do I do? 536 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:58.719 I posted it? Oh, we see that picture? Oh I have it. 537 00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:02.199 It was It could be a like like a weird comedy about someone who 538 00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:06.760 just like just runs rampant around the oscars as a seat filler. Oh my 539 00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:08.280 god, it could. Beady would hate it, but it would be so 540 00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:14.800 funny. They're very serious. They are very serious. They do not they 541 00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:16.719 are no they do not joke around. You can see Amory Schumer doing that 542 00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:21.320 role. Oh yeah, that's the only thing about me. I could do 543 00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:22.599 that role. Yeah, but you're not that funny, so I would make 544 00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:25.360 it more funny. What's funny is it's not that you're funny in it. 545 00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:30.320 It's it's the fact that you disregarded all of their rules. No, but 546 00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:34.440 it's funny because you did the most insane, like awesome stuff though it really 547 00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:38.280 I mean, was it worth it for me? Probably yes, But for 548 00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:42.880 the friends that I did it with, I still to this date feel very 549 00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:46.519 very bad about it because they got punished too, and it's because of me, 550 00:40:47.239 --> 00:40:52.480 so that I feel very sad about. But what can I do now? 551 00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:57.039 Nothing? Well, you know, I don't think it's just the Oscars, 552 00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:00.480 because I've done a lot of those shows, you know, stuffing and 553 00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:04.920 all that stuff. And I remember I forget who it was. Was it 554 00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:09.280 Sharon Stone? I was, Oh, I have a picture with her too, 555 00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:15.360 Yeah? Oh at the Emmys. So people say I look like Busy 556 00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:17.679 Phillips. You know who that? Oh God, I love this story so 557 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:22.639 much, so I see her and the group Michelle Williams. Michelle Williams because 558 00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:25.840 they're buddies. Yeah, they're like best friends. I see them after the 559 00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:30.679 show waiting for their limo, and I'm like, oh, I have to 560 00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:31.960 go up to her and say hi, and that that people always say that. 561 00:41:32.039 --> 00:41:37.239 I look like, yeah, I'm sure she appreciated that. The reaction, 562 00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:40.960 Brian, she go, I go, Hi, I go my name 563 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:43.960 is Laura, and I just want to say that. Oh my gosh. 564 00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:47.239 People all the time tell me how much I resemble you. And she looked 565 00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:50.760 at me, and she looks me kind of like up and down. She 566 00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:58.039 goes, oh, and that didn't say anything else exactly. I mean pretty 567 00:41:58.079 --> 00:42:01.920 much I have. She's not the friendliest person. Really, this is my 568 00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:07.199 first time. So I was not surprised at all when you told me that 569 00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:10.400 story. I was like, Wow, that was the biggest dis ever. 570 00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:16.679 Did you ever see that talk show she did once? Oh it was so 571 00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:20.800 painful. It was probably the worst thing I've ever seen. What is she 572 00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:24.159 doing now? Probably nothing? Oh my god. But anyway, so that 573 00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:29.519 is my story, and you know, maybe one of these days I'll be 574 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:34.719 invited back because of one of the fabulous auditions that I turn in will turn 575 00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:37.400 into something incredible. You can put money on it. I'll be your date 576 00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:42.199 for the Oscars or the People's Choice Awards. Yes, you will. You 577 00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:45.159 want to best Actress, get to get un blacklisted for her? Well? 578 00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.599 Wait, what did you say, Brian? I said, you want to 579 00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:52.400 put money on it? How much? Everything I'll ever have? Oh God, 580 00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:55.840 she's gonna She's going to really hone her acting down. I'm going to 581 00:42:55.920 --> 00:43:00.119 get some big I'm going to get a film. I'm gonna Oscars. We're 582 00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:05.280 talking about you being nominated for an Oscar. I know, like I said, 583 00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:07.920 everything I'll ever have, everything I'll ever make for the rest of my 584 00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:12.960 life. That's what he's gonna bet real quick. Though. Since the Oscars 585 00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:15.400 are next week, I think it'd be interesting to make our predictions on who's 586 00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:20.360 gonna win Oppenheimer hold Up all Right for Leading Role. Nominees are Bradley Cooper 587 00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:24.960 for Maestro, Coleman Domingo for Rustin, Paul Giamatti for The Holdovers. I 588 00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:29.760 saw that he was great. He was great, Cilia Murphy for Oppenheimer or 589 00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:34.320 Jeffrey Right for American Fiction. Okay, have I think it's going to be 590 00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:39.960 between Cillian Murphy and Paul Giamatti. Me too, But I haven't seen the 591 00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:45.239 Jeffrey Rights up in there. I haven't seen American fiction yet. It would 592 00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:49.440 be a political choice. Is it a good movie? I actually haven't watched 593 00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:52.039 it, but I know it's about If it wins, you'll probably be a 594 00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:54.599 political choice because I think, yeah, okay, Celia Murphy was good. 595 00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:58.559 I don't know if he was Oscar good. And then for the females, 596 00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:06.280 let's see into actress lean role Annette Benning for what Okay, that's on Netflix 597 00:44:06.480 --> 00:44:08.760 or something. Yeah, Lily Gladstone and Killers of the Flowers. He's going 598 00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:19.280 to win. I see that something. It's on HBO Max. I've started 599 00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:23.280 watching it, but it's very long. But she is excellent. And here's 600 00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:31.559 why I think she will win because she's American Indian. It'll be a political 601 00:44:31.639 --> 00:44:37.800 choice because they are. I love the fact that the Academy. God watch, 602 00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:42.639 I'm gonna get a hit put on me by the Academy for Yes, 603 00:44:43.239 --> 00:44:46.400 they are very political now, you know, because they got the whole Remember 604 00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:50.800 a few years ago, they were you know, it's just a bunch of 605 00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:54.840 old white guys exactly, and so they you know, I forget who was 606 00:44:54.880 --> 00:44:59.840 nominated, but they were African American and they were. They made it like 607 00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:04.559 such a big deal. Oh look we no, wasn't it Will Smith because 608 00:45:04.599 --> 00:45:08.960 I didn't he slap this was This was several years before. But they made 609 00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:14.679 such a huge fuss and everybody was like, are you kidding me? Come 610 00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:16.440 on, a way to do it. There's there's always obvious, like I 611 00:45:16.480 --> 00:45:22.719 mean, not to get too political, there's obviously nowadays at least one diversity 612 00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:28.599 ouscar gets thrown in. But she, Lily Gladstone is excellent, That's why 613 00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:31.719 I've heard. Yeah, she's very and then Sandra Hueler in Anatomy of a 614 00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:36.320 Fall, Carrie Mulligan and Maestro and Emma Stone and poor things. I never 615 00:45:36.360 --> 00:45:37.960 saw Maestro. I don't know if it's good. I've heard the performances are 616 00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:40.760 good. I have heard it's good too. Yeah. I started watching it 617 00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:44.800 and I just couldn't deal. Yeah. You know who will win for Best 618 00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:49.960 Supporting I can guarantee it right now is the actress that plays the cook in 619 00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:53.559 The Holdovers. She has won, Devien Joy Randolph. Yes, she has 620 00:45:53.639 --> 00:45:58.360 won. She just won the Sack Award. She's good. Oh she was 621 00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:01.239 so good. She was You know what Paul Giamatti is gonna get it. 622 00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:07.159 Maybe maybe he really might get it. Have you ever won one? No, 623 00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.000 it was a very very good movie. That was so good. I 624 00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:13.960 really enjoyed it. Real quick. Actor in supporting role. We got Sterling 625 00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:16.559 K. Brown from American Fiction, Robert de Niro and Killers of the Flower 626 00:46:16.599 --> 00:46:22.199 Moon, Robert Downey Junior in Oppenheimer, Ryan Gosling and Barbie and Mark Ruffalo 627 00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:25.920 in Poor Things. I think it's gonna be Robert Downey Jr. I kind 628 00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:31.119 of hope it's Ryan Gosling. Just Robert down though has won the Golden Globe, 629 00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:36.039 which is usually the prequel prequel to who's going to win the Oscar? 630 00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:38.760 What's the movie he's in? Oppenheimer. He's great in it, and if 631 00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:43.199 it's not him, it will probably be Ryan Gosling. Okay, well, 632 00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:45.800 if Barbie doesn't win anything else, then it will be this one, and 633 00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:49.440 then we have the movies are Oppenheimer, I haven't had it somewhere anyway, 634 00:46:49.480 --> 00:46:52.880 Oppenheimer, Barbie, you look, wait real quick before we get there. 635 00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:55.880 Let's do actress as a supporting role. Okay, Emily Blunt and Oppenheimer, 636 00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:00.760 which actually thinks she should. She was really good, fantastic. Yeah, 637 00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:06.199 she's actor Danielle Brooks in The Color Purple America, Ferrara and Barbie. I 638 00:47:06.239 --> 00:47:07.719 desperately hope she does not win. She was not. I mean, she 639 00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:10.920 wasn't bad in Ferrari or Ferrari. She wasn't bad in Barbie, but she 640 00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:14.280 did not give an Oscar worthy performance. In fact, you know, it 641 00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:20.159 was really good in a Penelope Cruise. Barbie in Ferrari. Oh she was. 642 00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:22.119 Oh that just came out. Yeah. But then Jodie Foster and Niad 643 00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:24.800 and Devine Joy ran off in The Holdovers. I love Jodie Foster. I 644 00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:30.039 think should be Emily hands down. Yeah, she was. She played and 645 00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:37.599 she's very gracious, She's got a very nice uly. Tough, it was 646 00:47:37.800 --> 00:47:43.679 tough, but she was so good and she played it like it was just 647 00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:50.840 so natural. Yeah. Best director will definitely be Christopher Nolan Oppenheimer. Yeah, 648 00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:53.360 all right, so best pictures are American fiction. I didn't even fall 649 00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:58.960 Barbie. I thought Barbie did. Okay, Oh that did, yeah, 650 00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:04.960 Barbie. The Holdover Killers of the Flower Moon Maestro Oppenheimer past Lives Poor Things 651 00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:07.960 in the zone of interest. Oppenheimer, I think it will because it got 652 00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:13.440 the most Dominie it'll be that Barbie. I leaned up at the SAG Awards, 653 00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:19.119 the director movie Barbie. That's right, that's the big scandal. Yeah, 654 00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:21.320 honestly though, I mean it was a good it was a fine movie. 655 00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:23.119 It wasn't the best directed movie I'd ever seen that. I wasn't the 656 00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:27.360 standout of it. No. I think they made such a big deal about 657 00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:30.719 it because for a female director, she made the most money out of and 658 00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:35.000 it was a female like, you know, power movie production design will Barbie 659 00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:38.280 will crush. Barbie will absolutely win the hell out of Oscar for production McKinnon 660 00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:42.039 get anything for her. I don't think so. She had such a small 661 00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:45.760 role I love her well, it should have been her over American Ferrarahs. 662 00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:47.679 I agree, because I don't. I mean, American fre wasn't bad. 663 00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:52.960 She just didn't have like she wasn't It was kind of memorable. But you 664 00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:58.039 know what she did. She had that one scene like Judy Dench had in 665 00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:02.159 where she won the Oscar fort and she was in it for like two minutes. 666 00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:05.679 Oh she gives like the little speech. She gives the little speech, 667 00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:12.519 great speech, right, but it was enough to get her out of that 668 00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:19.519 pigeon holed like ugly Betty thing that she was a more versatile actress, and 669 00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:22.960 that's what they You know what movie I just thought about, which is totally 670 00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:30.079 messed up is Reem. I just watched them. I love that movie. 671 00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:37.280 Great. Did she win for that? Who the main actress? Ellen Person? 672 00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:42.800 Yes, Reckraem for a Dream? Ellen Burston is the main right where 673 00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:45.679 she's the one that shared well Jared loves the main talk about the old lady 674 00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:49.599 is mom? Yes? Her, Yes, from The Exorcist. That's right. 675 00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:53.880 I didn't know she wanted I she is one of Ellen Burston and just 676 00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:59.840 Calling are my two favorite actresses King Kong. When that came out, I 677 00:49:59.920 --> 00:50:05.480 was little kid, and it was so cool. I would watch Ellen Burston 678 00:50:06.440 --> 00:50:14.119 read the phone Book like I absolutely love her and she was so that was 679 00:50:14.159 --> 00:50:16.000 the most one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen. Oh, totally 680 00:50:16.480 --> 00:50:21.079 for a Dream. Yeah, if you've watched the director's cut, yeah, 681 00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:25.039 it's worse. Oh so in the version that you watched, you know when 682 00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:30.559 it gets close to the end and Jennifer Conley, she's looking to score money 683 00:50:30.599 --> 00:50:35.000 for drugs and she meets up with that friend of hers and they go to 684 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:38.519 that guy's house, she becomes a prostitute. Yeah, she basically becomes a 685 00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:45.800 prostitute. Did you watch the version where everything happens? Oh, I'm gonna 686 00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:50.880 have to watch it because the director's cut. It was so uncomfortable. Actually, 687 00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:52.519 why do I want to see that? I can't unsee it. I'll 688 00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:55.400 tell you after the show what happens? Okay, Okay, I was like, 689 00:50:55.800 --> 00:51:00.559 what Darren Aronofsky's a great filmmaker. He's a great Okay, some movies. 690 00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:06.079 So the Oscars are on on March tenth, Sunday, four o'clock. 691 00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:08.840 We're going to be off next week, but we'll be playing best as because 692 00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:14.719 I'm going to be in New York City baby seeing my future Oscar winner acting 693 00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:19.800 chops, going no, my future Oscar winner, Evan Elizabeth in her little 694 00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:22.880 show for her school. It's going to be awesome. She's going to be 695 00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:25.880 amazing. And so we'll be back on Monday to talk about the Oscars. 696 00:51:27.440 --> 00:51:30.639 Who or what, Who looked good, who didn't? Who made a good 697 00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:34.480 speech? Da da da da, And I will have some reports when I 698 00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:37.079 get back. I'll be talking about Oscar fashion. Yes, I am going 699 00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:43.559 to the opening of MJ the musical Michael Jack. Yeah, next week. 700 00:51:43.639 --> 00:51:50.000 So it's been very very theater. I'm excited for the biopic about what's coming 701 00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:53.519 out? Yeah, tears, So I'll have news about that. I heard 702 00:51:53.559 --> 00:51:59.000 it's just fantastic. So and I am going to see Christina Aguilera. I 703 00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:06.119 have my when in May. Okay, well that's not that the week that 704 00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:07.400 we're going. No, no, I'm just letting you know that my song 705 00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:13.639 stress has rescheduled, rescheduled for dates, and I'm happy for you. You, 706 00:52:13.960 --> 00:52:17.800 thank you. That's an upcoming show in May or no June. Probably 707 00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:22.760 are you interested in seeing Jennifer Lopez with me? Yeah? Possibly, it's 708 00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:28.480 not till June or July where Vegas. Yes, I'd rather seem a dont 709 00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:31.119 with you. Oh well, that's smart that you're not going to be here. 710 00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:37.719 What it's it's this coming week, March tenth, I'll be here. 711 00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:43.000 That's the Oscar Night. March tenth is Oscar night. Oh wait, then 712 00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:49.079 maybe it's the seventh. That's my sober birthday. Oh gosh, maybe we 713 00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:51.880 need to go. Then you need to take no, I'm still in New 714 00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.920 York. Anyway, this is we'll cut this all out. We won't. 715 00:52:54.920 --> 00:53:00.519 But this is such a conversation. Okay, you guys, thank you so 716 00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:04.000 much for watching. We love you, Thank you. We'll be back. 717 00:53:04.039 --> 00:53:07.880 We canna be back with their guns blazing about the oscars and stuff, and 718 00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:13.639 I'll tell you all about New York City and and what adventures I get into 719 00:53:13.679 --> 00:53:16.320 there, because there's gonna be something, oh for sure. I love you 720 00:53:16.400 --> 00:53:22.079 for watching and listening and love your podcast. I love you. See now, 721 00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:24.280 this is what I'm talking about, right, This is where you have 722 00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:28.599 to be the producer and say, Eric, hey, you're stating next to 723 00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:31.480 him, No, put on your mom pants and mom him. Come on, 724 00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:37.480 let me put on your best all right, here are my countless time 725 00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:39.119 I can go Eric, I'll do nothing, or I can just push the 726 00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:45.079 end button. God, we've never ended it without him saying, Okay, 727 00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:49.880 Son, you love your podcast. Say it with say it. Say it 728 00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:52.000 like you're not mad at me. I'm sorry. I'm gonna say it like 729 00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:57.840 Chelsea on Love is Blind, Love me your podcam, I love your podcast. 730 00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:00.880 Love you, my sweet babies. Bye? Does see you Eaven Yes,