Oh, hello, honey, y'all. Oh my goodness, what I feel
like a Southern belle. You are a Southern bell bell. Oh thank you,
tab So are you well? I can tell you what I am sweating
my aunt to bellam off. I wish that I had a Lacey fan right
now, but I don't because it's so warm. Those things tear apart and
they don't move there very well. It's true, but in a pinch,
you can use the lace part to soak up a small amount of perspiration.
That small amount is very inconsequential. Promise you is it is? It makes
you feel better like you're doing something, but it's no points for that.
I guess yeah. It's it's like trying to stop a flood with a roll
of paper towels. It just makes it, you know, feel like you're
in control, but you're doing nothing, and it's a waste of money.
And it's a waste of money, and paper towels are just too expensive.
It makes me furious. How do y'all? Hey, everybody, welcome to
Candy Chat. Candy Chat. I'm beat he ever saw hud? Oh you
are full of sas to night, tab you are? You are okay?
Okay, now we have a very interesting and I daresay risky, not risk
gay, Nope, important difference. Risky. Episode of Candy Chat were like
two Tom cruises. That's right, except we're wearing pants, but we're not
dancing in our underwear. That's just silly. I tried it with those socks
that fell down and almost broke my hip. I remember when your cousin Denny
had come help you up because you didn't have one of them life alerts.
That's right, and you know why you double thinking now you'd take twice about
him. At the time, Denny was living in my basement, and I
swear it saved my life. But I was hammering on that floor for a
good part of an hour before he came up. And of course he said,
how you're making a lot of noise, and I said, I know,
I'm making a lot of noise. My hips almost broken out of my
skin. He probably thought she was doing that tibot right, and I was
embarrassed because well, I didn't want to say this, but yes, I
was dancing in my underpants and socks on a freshly waxed floor, trying to
recreate a scene from a movie that i'd seen some time ago, but couldn't
remember the particulars of So what'd you tell him? I was on my way
to the laundry. I'd believe that, thanks tab So I'd probably put out
a pair of sweats or something. Well, that was my first thought.
What if I can make some rudimentary pantolons out of paper towels, but they're
too expensive. I could buy a pair of pets for more for less than
that. So I just sat there and said, well, I guess he's
just gonna he's just gonna get an eyefull rather than full broadside. Well,
I feel like we have gotten embarrassingly off topic. The reason why this particular
episode is fraught with danger and excitement is because it is our strangers with Candy
episode. Stranger candy. That's candy. Someone we've never met was kind enough
to provide us with a large sack of candy, big old sack, y'all.
It just showed up here at the house and said enjoy, and so
we hopefully, And I said to Tabitha, remains to be seen. M
Well you did, and it does. So here we have some delectable treats
that are clearly not from the United States. He's kind. This seems like
they come from all over. They do. I mean, in some of
them, I'm just to look so excited. So I guess without much more
ado, because Heaven help us if we get onto another tangent about things that
happen when people aren't around or you're dancing, that's right, paper twel expenditures.
So this week we have five very fascinating and mysterious treats. Yeah,
all individually rapped, all individually rapped. First from a country who I'll never
know anything about. The Messanka Krakowska. It's got it's, it's wrapped up,
and it's got little pictures of raspberries. Yeah, so I think one
of those words has to be raspberry. Probably mes mys zanca, mazanka,
mys zenka, mazenka very much as I hope we won't be saying miss no,
thank you. That's a stretch. Next up, a colorful red mystery
whose even name is sort of hidden in folds. I'm trying to it's it's.
It's. It's like the way you wrap up a baseball. You just
kind of clump it around and put a ribbon on one end. Uh,
You know, when you have. I used to buy Denny baseballs for his
birthday and you just put it, PLoP it in the middle of a piece
of paper and you piece of paper towel, hold the not a paper towel,
wrapping paper, which is the kissing cousin of the paper towel when it
comes to expensive paper products. So yeah, this is like a Hershey kiss
but bigger, bigger and fancy. Or this is like the floozy Hershey ki.
Oh look on the underside, it's called a Rosen Rohan Rahan. Interesting.
Oh look right here, made in Ukraine, Ukraine. That's that's Russia.
Ukraine's Russia. I think it used to be. But I know because
Danny tried to get me to play a board game that wasn't Monopoly, and
I remember he said, now I know what you're tempted to do is to
try to occupy Ukraine. Don't do it. It's a mistake. Wow,
you got a good memory. Good memory for geography. Oh well, thank
you, thank you very much. Okay, up next, and now tab
could you help me out here because I would, but I have no idea
which way I'm supposed to be looking at this. Yeah, I can't tell
which side is right way up with the writing on this and the picture looks
like what is that little hazel nuts? I think it's hazel nuts and they've
could go either way too, and it's not English. It's like, oh,
imagine an upside down V and I and an upside W with a little
pepe on it. Right. Well, well, Tabitha, Tabitha hutch us
there, I'm trying to paint a picture here in your mind right, Please
stop painting that particular picture. Put the brush down. We don't need any
flesh tones. It could just be a simple accent or a comma that's too
close to that W. Imagine an upside down cursive am. And speaking of
upside down letters or backwards, then there's a backwards in yeah, or maybe
it r that's like throwing up or has a cane whatever, Tabitha, I
do not understand what is just going on inside your head today. I'm excited
to get your your flavor impressions from this candy because it's like a word jazz
coming out of your mouth. Well, bibite, bob skips, scrap scootle
there, Betty, this is it's got an achent and a there at the
end. It looks like it says I. Ow naha ownha, I would
say, because even if it's upside down, I know a V when I
see it them naha. Well, you're just reading it all up suddenly.
I'm just there's another word here too, that's got like a little crosshairs.
Stop it, so it just gets weird. Oh it is copal. That's
interesting. Okay, moving on. Now we have oh a candy from the
Sahara. This is apparent copa kim, Kim. Wow, that looks like
a well, that looks like a cave that's carrying a pee on its back.
Well, yeah, it's caapa Kim. The pictures of a little lego
man riding a camel, and he's got two more camels in case the first
one dies or he gets sold for fun, in case the first one needs
to be cut open and slipped inside one night. Well, Tabitha hutcheson.
Normally I would be just disgusted by that, but I understand that you are
referencing Stir Wars, and I enjoyed that movies. No, no, I'm
referencing Bear Grills. Oh well, Chuck's been watching Man versus Wild Rerose.
Is that the handsome man who does gross things. Yeah, that's him.
Talk about your mixed bag that he's like holding the red flag whilst simultaneously holding
a green flag. One step forward, two steps back for that gentleman with
bizarre tastes and odd habits. Either way, so handsome. I'm excited to
try this lego camel candy. That's right, cam camelcade of camels, piapakim,
piapakim. And finally, oh, a kinder surprise. Oh now,
this is so nice. It's written in English right here. It says milk
chocolate with milky lining and surprise, surprise toy, surprise toy. What is
this? Is this made out of cereal? I don't know, but I'm
excited to eat it. But I mean, I imagine if I ate this
fast and reckless, I could choke on that toy. I think so too.
I sure hope the United States government's doing something to protect us from this
danger. That's right, we don't need to be having these in our hands.
So this just seems like a bridless thud and surprising and get so excited.
They just shove the whole thing in their mouth and you just and then
something in their mouth it's maybe al so and this kid's trying to breathe and
you're just going laughing because the sound is just so silly, dangerous, How
dangerous? Can you can't yeah, do something? Obama? Now, I've
never seen things on the shelves. This must be from another land. Well,
they probably got him in Jacksonburg, that's true. But who's trying to
may drive two hours to get there, that's true. I'm not going to
if they hass alone is worth five rolls of paper tasks right, if if
piggle a dog don't carry it, I don't care. That is so true.
Now, I'll tell you what. I'm certain if I went to All
about Food and said, hey, y'all got chocolate eggs with toys in them,
they'd say, yes, we do. It's only a hundred thousand million
dollars also signed this petition because rivers are in trouble. There's some such they're
always trying to get you to sign things. Everything is such a just such
a hassle there. I bet if I would and I was like, hey,
do do y'all have puppies in chocolate, they'd probably be like, m
yes, what breed of puppy? Would you like and how much Kyle was
in that chocolate? No? Thanks, all about food, sorry, all
about savings? Right now, let's get all about candy. That's right.
Which one are we gonna start with? Betty? Well, I'm just so
perplexed. Let's start with the giant tarted up her. She's kiss the Russian?
Russian Rush Russian. I wonder if it's just a clever way of saying
Russian. I think you're right. I just had that thought too. You
said it was it was Ukraine. Oh okay, all right, this is
interesting. Wow, we are on a lot of paper. Look how much
paper this it is. You could you could about the baseball in this This
is almost a handkerchief size where the pin is. So what we've got here
is not unlike the Italian candy we once enjoyed. Tab It's got a nipple.
There's just no getting around it. We can hamm and hall we wanted,
but it's just like being pinned to the floor with a with a bruised
hip. You just sometimes you just got call like it is and just have
Danny come get you without your pants on. It's it's chocolate. And then
the little nipple parts, Why, yeah, it's like a tiny mountain with
a snow capped peak. I bet that's what they were going for you.
And well done of them. Russell Stover couldn't come up with this. It's
even got little wrinkles in it. It makes it kind of look mountaine.
Yeah, so all right, let's just uh, let's just do what we
do now. All right, here we go first. One, mmmm,
that's her mouthful awful of hazel nut. Yeah, I'm getting in a hazel
nut flavor. Not warned about the hazel nut. No, they kept they
kept their Clarks cards close to their vest on that one. Oh, I
could always help quality chocolate by the mouth sounds well, tab that was completely
unobjectionable. It was very rich to you. Oh oh, red flags,
there's a reason it's wrapped in red. That's just too much hazel nut there
is. I mean, I enjoyed it, but that is a well,
that little tiny thing packs a wallop, does I mean? I could put
five Hershey kisses in my mouth at once, except for the minute I unwrapped
one I have to put in my mouth. I can't wait. I can't
just pile them up. You gotta unwrap them and eat them. Wrap on
me them, but I can get the fifth one in before the first one's
done. But I feel like that's easier to manage than than one of these
at a time. Yeah, this is a hafty one. Mmm, it's
a Hafty Hershey's kiss. It is a Halfty Hersheys filled with hazel nut.
Hazel nuts or was it almond? I'm going with hazel nut. I think
it's hazel nut too. I think it's just a little little little too.
What you call that, I don't know either. There's a lot of nut
flake in it, nutflake. All right. Well, next let's try the
Mizonka Krakowska. Oh, Now, since one of these items is from Ukraine,
do you think Krakowska could be a reference to crack out Poland? Perhaps?
How do you know so much geography? It is from watching Jeopardy?
I do stuff at three thirty. I'll tell you what I do. Find
that auxtra to be a little high on his horse. He's getting that way
in old and that mustache, you know, getting quit, That's what I'm
saying. Getting rid of that mustache didn't change anything, didn't. It didn't
humble him one bit, It didn't. I didn't think he was still doing
that. But who are they gonna pick to replace him? Man who knows
carry again? Probably Now I'm already surprised. Tab we've unwrapped this. I
was expecting a large, pale, pink, hardy starburst kind of thing.
I was expected to chew. Oh you thought it was a chew. I
thought it was a hard candy, like something you'd find in a dish that's
stuck with all the other things out of the gram candy, some Gramma candy.
But this is covered in chocolates, often pliable. Yep, it's very
soft. Maybe it's a taffy chocolate covered taffy. Have you didn't youse in
like you know always? Okay, let's try this out here we go.
Oh, table, it's a jelly. Why's the act even there to hide
the terrible truth that lies within it? I think so. Oh, we've
unwrapped betrayal. Wow. Oh, this is terrible that it is. It's
like a hardened jelly. It's a hardened preserve wrapped in dark chocolate. You
know. It tastes like the inside of a big seay taxi cab smells with
too many air fresheners of different varieties from boy as it was coming into my
mouth. I felt that I could taste that the raspberry before it was even
there. I could taste the raspberry. Well, all right, we know
who's Oh my good going behind so far? Yeah, that was unexpected and
unpleasant. It was. It's a jelly candy, the kind of which you
can never Actually, no one in the United States would make such a thing.
It's not like a jelly bean, right, And it's not like and
not as chewy, right. And it's not like those orange slays that are
so delicious with the sugar coating. No, not like them either. Oh
not goodness, that was, but it's not quite a nugat. Wasn't a
nugat, No, it was. And the chocolate covering made it very dark.
It was like you were biting into a piece of tar to look at
it. No, that was all right, Well, we truly tried it.
We are brave, we are tab ranger danger m M. All right,
moving on, Let's try this unpronounceable, unreadable upside down backwards forwards and
gunshot letter hazel nut twig. Okay, Now, this thing's about two inches
yep, yep, two inches long, and um, it's a little it's
a little log. So far, it's it's meeting my expectations. When I
was unwrapping it, I thought, I wonder if this is gonna look like
a little chocolate log. And it does. It does, so here we
go. Hmmmm mmmmm. It starts out like, hey, I'm a chocolate
e treat, and then it's like, come on, let's let all my
friends in poor chocolate quality. Right, you know, it's not enough,
not enough nut flakes to even bother. There's no nutflakes to speak of.
You know what this is. It's like if they made a paste out of
Nestley's Quick, but not in a good way. It's got kind of a
musty basement taste. Second bite was better, but not saying much. You
know what it reminds me of. Reminds me of that Easter candy we had,
that stuff we got from Dollar Holly. Yeah this is a little better.
But yeah, I can see a child and Joe in this. But
children do things that are distasteful when you don't raise them. Right. Yeah,
I'll finish it anyway, but I'm not gonna be happy. Right.
Well, that's part of it. You gotta eat it, and you gotta
eat it. Well, it wasn't raspberry. That's what I can say about
that. Yeah, I mean a very soft chocolate to chew on a very
interesting extress post, but not something I would It's not a cession candy.
No this we're not sitting and joined this for the name. Well spoken,
Tabitha, you were crazy? Isn't by no means a session candy? All
right? Well, moving along up next, it's time to journey across the
searing desert in our own camel caravan of racoon. Yeah yeah, your snake,
I look, Tabitha, you frighten me? All right? So here
we go on wrapping it. Okay, first step? Is this foggy chocolate?
Is it? Is it the dust of the mummy's tomb only? But
you know what this looks like. It looks like when they take pictures of
grapes on the vine. It's like the outside the grape looks like it's dusty.
Yeah, yeah, it looks like that. Do you think they put
this on there to get the insects from from getting into harm? If it
might be d D two mind, we could probably say ourselves from getting malaria
about by rubbing this on something. Mine looks like a little little well elephant
man. Oh it does. Oh look that's what the chocolate looks like.
It's too little, whole elephant man chocolate says, don't let Michael Jackson buy
my skelet him. That's what he says. Well, that's just and it's
all wow, what do you think it's safe? Do you think it's well?
I think there's a weird I think the Pharaoh's made it fog to it.
I don't understand it. Maybe a waxy coating. I mean, we're
just gonna have to find out tab I think, so go ahead and get
buye the face off, mister Merrick. There, what is it? Pocapakim
pocappa kim? All right, but here we go. I can tell you
that congestion. She has already surprised me. I'm all, I don't think
I've ever tasted something like this before in my life, not from a chocolate.
It likes my mouth is throwing a party, but it did not invite
me, and I don't know anyone who was. And the cops have shown
up, but they saw it so fun they just joined in. There no
help. There's sort of like a fruit weird flavor to it, almost like
a fig newton Ish, but I don't think there's any thing in it.
I don't get a fruit flavor in there, but it's sort of that consistency
where you you bite into it and it sort of flakes off like chirt in
your mouth. Yep, chirts in your mouth. Now here's a question for
you, Tam. I get an aftertaste, like when an old man goes
by, who's smoking us cigar? I'm getting a cigar smoke aftertaste, maybe
tobacco, maybe a little There's some kind of nutflake in here too. I've
got a nut chunk. I'm looking at it stray in the eye, and
it's time for it to meet its final reward. I don't even know what
nut it was. I would say maybe macadamia. Is that crazy? I
don't think that's on the ramble possibility for something from the Sarah. I suppose
it's like if you blew up a Hershey, a Hershey bar, yep,
with with almonds. Let's just say, okay, probably not almonds in there.
But if you blew up a Hershey bar with almonds and then let it
sit out for a little while, yeah, and neglected it but didn't know
as you're doing it on purpose. Yeah, that changes it forever. And
then you bit into it and it just sort of flakes off and then and
then crumbles. Yeah. It's like, are you happy now, mommy?
Is this what you wanted me to be? Crumble crumble, nutflake, grumble,
grumble, crumbled crumb. That's right. It's not that bad. It's
not that bad. It's just weird. It's a dark chocolate exterior, that
much, I can tell you, with sort of a milk chocolate interior of
sorts. Yeah, the moment, the more you chew it, the softer
gets it seems like now I know you'll find that to be the case for
most things, I understand. But it's like you're you're you're biting through a
crunchy shell and it gets less crunchy as you as you buy through. Yeah
that makes sense. Well, m Mummy's curse, I guess I suppose so.
Well. I mean, it is a mysterious area, the northern Sahara.
And where's that located, Professor Well, I will tell you. If
you're in Africa, it is on the northern coast of the content in which
you currently are. If you're in Europe in a south of you want the
Mediterranean. I could listen to that for about two hours. Well that's so
interesting because that's how long it takes to drive to Jacksonburg. Just in case
you wanted to pick up one of these surprised mouth hurts. Well, let's
find out if it's worth a trip or not. All right, here we
go with Kinder Surprise Surprise. Now wait a minute, this says thirty two
percent milk ingredients substances. Let laveries. Look at how it unwraps. I
don't have to even tear it. Look, it's just it's just surrendering to
my tender touch. Well, children have to get in these, apparently so
well that's true, but children have to get into boxes of cereal. Those
are like Thornton knocks. Now what do you the Kinders? The brand?
Do you think? I have no idea. I just it's a confusion to
me. So I'm gonna gently take a bite out of this egg because I
don't know where the chocolate stops and the toy starts. It's just a big,
old smooth egg, it is. It's it's like the size of a
double egg grade a chicken egg. Me. Can you hear this? That's
something? Oh? Wait, a minute, Wait a minute, I don't
have to take a bat look I can. I can just pull the halves
apart, expertlet Oh, the inside is covered with a white substance. And
then there's a big looks like it mummy's dust with probably I don't know,
but there's a pill in here, choke a horse. Wow, that's what
the eggs, that's what the toy is in. So let's eat the chocolate.
It's making my hands dirty, all right, I'll just well, okay,
very sweet. So the coady on the inside is white chocolate, which
I do not care for, but it is well executed white chocolate. How's
it balanced with that outside coding? That outside coding is like a child He
try to drag his MoMA into the toy store. Mama said, you're not
getting no toys today. It's off to We're off to the produced section and
broccoli. That boy never saw that toy store again because in that little story,
mama is white chocolate. White chocolate calls the shots in this candy second
half alt, No, oh, did you get some toy? Did you
get some toy? In that bite? This shot to the bottom of three
banged up there like its rear ending hi esophagus, very smooth. M How
would we getting to have to bite into these two there's buttons, buttons.
If you if you swallowed this boom, it's throat size, it'll get stuck.
Right now, I can tell you're right now. While these are not
sold in the United States. Oh, pinch it figured it out. Pinch.
Oh Miami. Look at all these parts. Oh they just keep coming
out of here. How they fit so much in this little eleg This thing
comes with a big what is it? There's rapper? These instructions. What
child is gonna gonna sit there and follow instructions after? And what child speaks
as many languages? Honestly, that's ridiculous. No child speaks all these languages.
What in the world I think that I got a busy beaver stamp or
it's a squirrel pokeman. Could be a slappy Pokemon because those things are all
over the place. Yeah, kids love those. Danny's too old for him.
I bought him, well, I bought him a Pokemon pinata for his
eighteenth birthday. He just stared at me like I got lobsters crawling out of
my underpants. Wow, I'm surprised, me too. I thought I had
a home run, Betty. It looks to me like I have scored a
little race car that looks amazing. It's got some sort of contraption that's supposed
to make it launch. Maybe I've got a figure that out. I've got
a little task squirrel looks like it's just jumping right out of Satan's flames.
Oh my goodness, it does, and I can't understand. It's sitting on
a base here. Hold on, Oh my good god, tab, tab,
Look at me. What it's a stamp. Tab. It's a stamp.
It's got hearts on it. I got a heart stamp. It's like
a little angry squirrel, but it's it really loves you, Thank goodness.
It doesn't stamp six six six on you. It's like that boy that tried
dating me back in high school. He looks evil and vicious, but he's
actually very tender and wants to give me heart tattoos. That turned out far
more accurate than I had intended when I started to describe this, What a
wonderful, fun surprise treat. It's like candy somehow improved. It's like candy
gave back to me even more than I would ever ask of it. Yeah,
well, until they make candy with dollar bills in it. This is
just as good as the thing can yet, I think so, But I'm
still scared I might swallow this one day. Well, you know what,
I'm certainly not gonna leave this thing on my bedstand because when I'm sleeping,
you know, I wake up in the middle of the night. You know,
who knows what could happen that midnight snack. That's right, And all
of a sudden, I've swallowed a toy. I gotta tell you. They
give you little pictures of what all you can get in with the toys on
mine, and I think I got the best one, me too, because
there's a little green frog machine it's got music stamp. There's a yellow one
that's thumbs up, and then there's a squirrel that just gives you puppy dog
face. And then there's the one that I have. It's got hearts,
So squirrel poray for me. So I feel like I'm winning a game.
I'm glad you didn't get a beast. Yeah, me too. What six
six? Oh my goodness, tab. And what is most amazing is that
we haven't even gotten through half the candy. In this interesting bag. Right,
there's a half a bag more candy. Oh my good as a stack
of candy. And that's all the time we got. Oh I wish that
was true, but it's not. We've got time for just one more little
piece of fun. No, we don't, all right, tab Now there's
a lot of candy, and I just can't. I can't waste such a
precious gift by just having your wharf it all down. So we're gonna save
some of it for future episodes. But I have selected two pieces out of
here. They are approximately one inch squares, called cope popeka, and it's
got They already had it. No, it looks like a looks like a
slightly irritated cow. On the front, it's eating a flower. So I'm
gonna give you these two. I'm gonna have to. I mean, given
what appears to be the language on here, I think that this is Russian
candy. Oh no, I'm not even Russian candy. You certainly are,
because I'm tempting Tabitha. Now I'm gonna tempt you, Tabitha. It's probably
full of vodka. Well, one could hope that's the best case scenario.
I'm gonna have you eat both of these, and once they're both in your
mouth and chewed to whatever degree you're most comfortable with. I'd like to hear
you sing the Russian national anthem. Now, stop before you start, Tab.
I don't even want you to research it. I want you to sing
it as you feel it. Fine, here comes the Russian national lanthem.
Stop it, you're taking my melody. Oh sorry, I would have stopped
you. If you're saying it that upbeat anyway, I can't imagine it's happy
sounding. Now, this is why I'm so impressed with people like Andrew Lloyd
Webber. I mean, how do you put standing in line to music?
Well? You do? You do? Somebody's got too. They're just little
little blocks of chocolate so far. Yeah, it looks dark. I don't
even know why you're gonna pretend to take a bite, because you got a
whole other one to shove it. Fine, all right, careful, Tab.
When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back some kind of
red putting or something. Oh, that's probably something that cows into, probably
something that irritates the cow. So you said, all right, number two?
Oh, there they go down the hatch skate m rad Dose Vedonia,
you know, more Russian and you've let ony wish I could hear you over
the sound of my free clear speech, like Freedom's ring. Oh rah,
that's o Canada vodka drink. I didn't know it's gonna get judged out.
Keep saying my bad. I don't mean interrupt you. Ra Sean rashaw Raw.
It's all in Russian rush and Russian rush, Russian Rusian, Russian,
Russian, Russian, Russian, irritated Cow, irritated Cow. I irritated Cow,
irritator Boom boom boom Russia. What a wonderful trip he took us on
around the world, first a brief sojourn in Canada and then a direct flight
to the heart of Moscow. I think those were anti aircraft guns. At
the end up they were, Oh my goodness, what an amazing trip.
But the chocolate didn't last very long. No, it didn't. I'm a
little disappointed. Next time you'll I'll have to double your load. It was,
yeah, it was some kind of some kind of dark chocolate and some
kind of bread pudding. It was. It wasn't really nugat right, And
I can tell you this, it probably wasn't bread pudding, which just opens
up a whole can of worms of conjecture. Oh my goodness. Well,
now that we've gone through all this stuff, it's time to look back.
It was an amazing trip. We've had a right to the realm of unknowing.
I would say, in last place, Tab, I don't think I'm
going to get any argument out of you on this. Well, the raspberry
jelly mouth Krakowski. That thing looked like a treat, tasted like feet.
That's my official word, Tab. It was. It was disappointment, wrapped
it and wrapped in shadows. Yeah. Oh that's a good one. Yeah.
If this was the movie, we'd put that on the poster. Oh
yeah, that was real good. Up next after that, I would say
the Russian Ko Show Rossian, the Rashan, the Russian, Rashian, Russian.
It certainly was a mouthful, but a pleasing one. Yeah. And
I enjoyed the nut flakes, so that that was delicious. I actually think
I would put another one there instead of that one. I think I'd put
the little log in there, the little the little crosshair. Oh good,
Yeah, I changed my mind. You're you're you are very wise, Tab,
because I would also put the unpronounceable log just ahead of the Raspberry RAS
Dazzler, the the ihag compo. Yeah, that would be yeah, product
product of a country that might not even exist anymore. Moving on now,
the Rosian, now the Rashian, I think, yeah, because I don't
know about you. I I sort of enjoyed the Mummy candy. Well,
I think we might have to agree to disagree because I'm putting the Mummy candy
next. Oh. I don't think it was terrible, but I wasn't prepared
for it. It can'tment unawares. I'm not in a good way like mummies
do, like mummies do exactly, it was true to farm. I don't
understand what that lego man on the camel was out too. Well, he's
looking for the tomb. I suppose he could. What if what if we
look at the wrapper and there's a little word bubbling it said, but you
where, Well maybe it is, maybe it's tritting in a different language.
That's true. That's very good point. It's very good point. Okay,
so we switched on them. But and then following that, I mean,
I don't think we have to even wonder who won today. The kinder surprise
chocolate, white chocolate toy egg, that's right. Surprise that it didn't choke
me, Surprise that it that it tasted all right, Surprised. I'm surprised
that white chocolate could overwhelm milk chocolate so easily. I'm not, Well,
it does it all the time, Seeton. That is one of the things
I love about you. Tab. You're a forward thinker. Will. I
don't know geography. Well, that's why we're a team, would do so
well, that's why we always do our shopping together. Yeah, but not
at all about foods. Heck no, certainly not driving to Jacksonburg. Not
not, not the way gas is priced these days. Not not the way
you have to because I don't have any money. After picking up those bounties,
that's right, after paper towels, what's left? Oh my goodness,
what an amazing adventure. Thank you all so much, and thanks to listener
Amy for sending these. Amy, you are such a sweet sweet dear Bless
you you, sweetheart. Now I'd be interested to know if Amy has tried
these herself. Amy, you tried these? What are your impressions? What
do you think about it? Amy? Write? It's back? Amy,
what a fun adventure. You you let us on, and also authorities if
we are found dead and to be found by poisoning you Amy killed us.
The good thing is maybe Amy was thinking and we'd devour the whole sack in
one sitting, so we're maybe we'll just get half dead. Oh that's true,
or the poison candies in our future. And now Amy has to sit
sweaty palms, staring at the TV saying do they know? Are they on
to me? Oh? Why did I do this? I should never have
attempted to cross Betty ever Saw and Tabitha hutch us In. I would like
to think she's sitting there saying, well, one of them was poisoned,
but only if you ate two of them. She made me her unwinning accomplaxt
She's a criminal genius. Oh no, Or she just sent us candy because
she likes candy as much as we do and want to hear what we thought
about the candy she can find. That's right, that's terrific. I'm gonna
err on that side me too. I'll sleep easier, or which is to
say sleep at all, because the alternative is just a one way to take
it to Insomnia's burgh and right about three am, just about anything on QVC's
getting bought by me and tell you that. Turn it over to the Game
show Network. They've got old reruns a match game. Oh that's a great
idea. Gene Rayburns on there, Betty White, No, well, some
maybe later. I'm sorry, I'm I'm a big fan of match game.
Who isn't Charles Nelson Riley? He'll be on there. I always thought he
was very handsome, and everyone used to make fun of me when I told
him that. Well, that's why I can't believe those glasses. That's right,
that's neither here nor there. So thank you all so much for joining
us amazing and danger fraud adventure. We went on tonight in candy Chat.
That's right. Hopefully we'll be back soon, very soon, maybe with some
surprises of her own. Oh my goodness, Tabitha, stop it, stop
it, stop it. We're trying to be real quiet about our plans.
Goodbye, y'all. God blass glass, Bye bye. What's in paper towels? Expensive