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Oh, hello, honey, y'all. Oh my goodness, what I feel

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like a Southern belle. You are
a Southern bell bell. Oh thank you,

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tab So are you well? I
can tell you what I am sweating

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my aunt to bellam off. I
wish that I had a Lacey fan right

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now, but I don't because it's
so warm. Those things tear apart and

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they don't move there very well.
It's true, but in a pinch,

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you can use the lace part to
soak up a small amount of perspiration.

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That small amount is very inconsequential.
Promise you is it is? It makes

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you feel better like you're doing something, but it's no points for that.

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I guess yeah. It's it's like
trying to stop a flood with a roll

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of paper towels. It just makes
it, you know, feel like you're

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in control, but you're doing nothing, and it's a waste of money.

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And it's a waste of money,
and paper towels are just too expensive.

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It makes me furious. How do
y'all? Hey, everybody, welcome to

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Candy Chat. Candy Chat. I'm
beat he ever saw hud? Oh you

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are full of sas to night,
tab you are? You are okay?

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Okay, now we have a very
interesting and I daresay risky, not risk

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gay, Nope, important difference.
Risky. Episode of Candy Chat were like

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two Tom cruises. That's right,
except we're wearing pants, but we're not

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dancing in our underwear. That's just
silly. I tried it with those socks

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that fell down and almost broke my
hip. I remember when your cousin Denny

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had come help you up because you
didn't have one of them life alerts.

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That's right, and you know why
you double thinking now you'd take twice about

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him. At the time, Denny
was living in my basement, and I

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swear it saved my life. But
I was hammering on that floor for a

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good part of an hour before he
came up. And of course he said,

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how you're making a lot of noise, and I said, I know,

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I'm making a lot of noise.
My hips almost broken out of my

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skin. He probably thought she was
doing that tibot right, and I was

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embarrassed because well, I didn't want
to say this, but yes, I

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was dancing in my underpants and socks
on a freshly waxed floor, trying to

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recreate a scene from a movie that
i'd seen some time ago, but couldn't

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remember the particulars of So what'd you
tell him? I was on my way

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to the laundry. I'd believe that, thanks tab So I'd probably put out

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a pair of sweats or something.
Well, that was my first thought.

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What if I can make some rudimentary
pantolons out of paper towels, but they're

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too expensive. I could buy a
pair of pets for more for less than

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that. So I just sat there
and said, well, I guess he's

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just gonna he's just gonna get an
eyefull rather than full broadside. Well,

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I feel like we have gotten embarrassingly
off topic. The reason why this particular

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episode is fraught with danger and excitement
is because it is our strangers with Candy

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episode. Stranger candy. That's candy. Someone we've never met was kind enough

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to provide us with a large sack
of candy, big old sack, y'all.

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It just showed up here at the
house and said enjoy, and so

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we hopefully, And I said to
Tabitha, remains to be seen. M

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Well you did, and it does. So here we have some delectable treats

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that are clearly not from the United
States. He's kind. This seems like

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they come from all over. They
do. I mean, in some of

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them, I'm just to look so
excited. So I guess without much more

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ado, because Heaven help us if
we get onto another tangent about things that

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happen when people aren't around or you're
dancing, that's right, paper twel expenditures.

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So this week we have five very
fascinating and mysterious treats. Yeah,

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all individually rapped, all individually rapped. First from a country who I'll never

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know anything about. The Messanka Krakowska. It's got it's, it's wrapped up,

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and it's got little pictures of raspberries. Yeah, so I think one

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of those words has to be raspberry. Probably mes mys zanca, mazanka,

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mys zenka, mazenka very much as
I hope we won't be saying miss no,

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thank you. That's a stretch.
Next up, a colorful red mystery

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whose even name is sort of hidden
in folds. I'm trying to it's it's.

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It's. It's like the way you
wrap up a baseball. You just

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kind of clump it around and put
a ribbon on one end. Uh,

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You know, when you have.
I used to buy Denny baseballs for his

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birthday and you just put it,
PLoP it in the middle of a piece

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of paper and you piece of paper
towel, hold the not a paper towel,

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wrapping paper, which is the kissing
cousin of the paper towel when it

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comes to expensive paper products. So
yeah, this is like a Hershey kiss

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but bigger, bigger and fancy.
Or this is like the floozy Hershey ki.

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Oh look on the underside, it's
called a Rosen Rohan Rahan. Interesting.

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Oh look right here, made in
Ukraine, Ukraine. That's that's Russia.

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Ukraine's Russia. I think it used
to be. But I know because

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Danny tried to get me to play
a board game that wasn't Monopoly, and

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I remember he said, now I
know what you're tempted to do is to

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try to occupy Ukraine. Don't do
it. It's a mistake. Wow,

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you got a good memory. Good
memory for geography. Oh well, thank

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you, thank you very much.
Okay, up next, and now tab

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could you help me out here because
I would, but I have no idea

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which way I'm supposed to be looking
at this. Yeah, I can't tell

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which side is right way up with
the writing on this and the picture looks

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like what is that little hazel nuts? I think it's hazel nuts and they've

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could go either way too, and
it's not English. It's like, oh,

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imagine an upside down V and I
and an upside W with a little

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pepe on it. Right. Well, well, Tabitha, Tabitha hutch us

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there, I'm trying to paint a
picture here in your mind right, Please

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stop painting that particular picture. Put
the brush down. We don't need any

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flesh tones. It could just be
a simple accent or a comma that's too

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close to that W. Imagine an
upside down cursive am. And speaking of

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upside down letters or backwards, then
there's a backwards in yeah, or maybe

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it r that's like throwing up or
has a cane whatever, Tabitha, I

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do not understand what is just going
on inside your head today. I'm excited

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to get your your flavor impressions from
this candy because it's like a word jazz

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coming out of your mouth. Well, bibite, bob skips, scrap scootle

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there, Betty, this is it's
got an achent and a there at the

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end. It looks like it says
I. Ow naha ownha, I would

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say, because even if it's upside
down, I know a V when I

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see it them naha. Well,
you're just reading it all up suddenly.

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I'm just there's another word here too, that's got like a little crosshairs.

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Stop it, so it just gets
weird. Oh it is copal. That's

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interesting. Okay, moving on.
Now we have oh a candy from the

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Sahara. This is apparent copa kim, Kim. Wow, that looks like

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a well, that looks like a
cave that's carrying a pee on its back.

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Well, yeah, it's caapa Kim. The pictures of a little lego

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man riding a camel, and he's
got two more camels in case the first

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one dies or he gets sold for
fun, in case the first one needs

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to be cut open and slipped inside
one night. Well, Tabitha hutcheson.

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Normally I would be just disgusted by
that, but I understand that you are

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referencing Stir Wars, and I enjoyed
that movies. No, no, I'm

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referencing Bear Grills. Oh well,
Chuck's been watching Man versus Wild Rerose.

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Is that the handsome man who does
gross things. Yeah, that's him.

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Talk about your mixed bag that he's
like holding the red flag whilst simultaneously holding

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a green flag. One step forward, two steps back for that gentleman with

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bizarre tastes and odd habits. Either
way, so handsome. I'm excited to

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try this lego camel candy. That's
right, cam camelcade of camels, piapakim,

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piapakim. And finally, oh,
a kinder surprise. Oh now,

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this is so nice. It's written
in English right here. It says milk

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chocolate with milky lining and surprise,
surprise toy, surprise toy. What is

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this? Is this made out of
cereal? I don't know, but I'm

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excited to eat it. But I
mean, I imagine if I ate this

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fast and reckless, I could choke
on that toy. I think so too.

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I sure hope the United States government's
doing something to protect us from this

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danger. That's right, we don't
need to be having these in our hands.

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So this just seems like a bridless
thud and surprising and get so excited.

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They just shove the whole thing in
their mouth and you just and then

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something in their mouth it's maybe al
so and this kid's trying to breathe and

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you're just going laughing because the sound
is just so silly, dangerous, How

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dangerous? Can you can't yeah,
do something? Obama? Now, I've

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never seen things on the shelves.
This must be from another land. Well,

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they probably got him in Jacksonburg,
that's true. But who's trying to

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may drive two hours to get there, that's true. I'm not going to

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if they hass alone is worth five
rolls of paper tasks right, if if

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piggle a dog don't carry it,
I don't care. That is so true.

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Now, I'll tell you what.
I'm certain if I went to All

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about Food and said, hey,
y'all got chocolate eggs with toys in them,

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they'd say, yes, we do. It's only a hundred thousand million

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dollars also signed this petition because rivers
are in trouble. There's some such they're

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always trying to get you to sign
things. Everything is such a just such

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a hassle there. I bet if
I would and I was like, hey,

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do do y'all have puppies in chocolate, they'd probably be like, m

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yes, what breed of puppy?
Would you like and how much Kyle was

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in that chocolate? No? Thanks, all about food, sorry, all

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about savings? Right now, let's
get all about candy. That's right.

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Which one are we gonna start with? Betty? Well, I'm just so

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perplexed. Let's start with the giant
tarted up her. She's kiss the Russian?

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Russian Rush Russian. I wonder if
it's just a clever way of saying

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Russian. I think you're right.
I just had that thought too. You

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said it was it was Ukraine.
Oh okay, all right, this is

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interesting. Wow, we are on
a lot of paper. Look how much

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paper this it is. You could
you could about the baseball in this This

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is almost a handkerchief size where the
pin is. So what we've got here

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is not unlike the Italian candy we
once enjoyed. Tab It's got a nipple.

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There's just no getting around it.
We can hamm and hall we wanted,

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but it's just like being pinned to
the floor with a with a bruised

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hip. You just sometimes you just
got call like it is and just have

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Danny come get you without your pants
on. It's it's chocolate. And then

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the little nipple parts, Why,
yeah, it's like a tiny mountain with

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a snow capped peak. I bet
that's what they were going for you.

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And well done of them. Russell
Stover couldn't come up with this. It's

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even got little wrinkles in it.
It makes it kind of look mountaine.

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Yeah, so all right, let's
just uh, let's just do what we

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do now. All right, here
we go first. One, mmmm,

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that's her mouthful awful of hazel nut. Yeah, I'm getting in a hazel

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nut flavor. Not warned about the
hazel nut. No, they kept they

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kept their Clarks cards close to their
vest on that one. Oh, I

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could always help quality chocolate by the
mouth sounds well, tab that was completely

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unobjectionable. It was very rich to
you. Oh oh, red flags,

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there's a reason it's wrapped in red. That's just too much hazel nut there

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is. I mean, I enjoyed
it, but that is a well,

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that little tiny thing packs a wallop, does I mean? I could put

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five Hershey kisses in my mouth at
once, except for the minute I unwrapped

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one I have to put in my
mouth. I can't wait. I can't

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just pile them up. You gotta
unwrap them and eat them. Wrap on

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me them, but I can get
the fifth one in before the first one's

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done. But I feel like that's
easier to manage than than one of these

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at a time. Yeah, this
is a hafty one. Mmm, it's

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a Hafty Hershey's kiss. It is
a Halfty Hersheys filled with hazel nut.

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Hazel nuts or was it almond?
I'm going with hazel nut. I think

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it's hazel nut too. I think
it's just a little little little too.

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What you call that, I don't
know either. There's a lot of nut

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flake in it, nutflake. All
right. Well, next let's try the

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Mizonka Krakowska. Oh, Now,
since one of these items is from Ukraine,

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do you think Krakowska could be a
reference to crack out Poland? Perhaps?

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How do you know so much geography? It is from watching Jeopardy?

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I do stuff at three thirty.
I'll tell you what I do. Find

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that auxtra to be a little high
on his horse. He's getting that way

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in old and that mustache, you
know, getting quit, That's what I'm

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saying. Getting rid of that mustache
didn't change anything, didn't. It didn't

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humble him one bit, It didn't. I didn't think he was still doing

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that. But who are they gonna
pick to replace him? Man who knows

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carry again? Probably Now I'm already
surprised. Tab we've unwrapped this. I

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was expecting a large, pale,
pink, hardy starburst kind of thing.

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I was expected to chew. Oh
you thought it was a chew. I

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thought it was a hard candy,
like something you'd find in a dish that's

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stuck with all the other things out
of the gram candy, some Gramma candy.

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But this is covered in chocolates,
often pliable. Yep, it's very

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soft. Maybe it's a taffy chocolate
covered taffy. Have you didn't youse in

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like you know always? Okay,
let's try this out here we go.

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Oh, table, it's a jelly. Why's the act even there to hide

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the terrible truth that lies within it? I think so. Oh, we've

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unwrapped betrayal. Wow. Oh,
this is terrible that it is. It's

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like a hardened jelly. It's a
hardened preserve wrapped in dark chocolate. You

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know. It tastes like the inside
of a big seay taxi cab smells with

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too many air fresheners of different varieties
from boy as it was coming into my

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mouth. I felt that I could
taste that the raspberry before it was even

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there. I could taste the raspberry. Well, all right, we know

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who's Oh my good going behind so
far? Yeah, that was unexpected and

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unpleasant. It was. It's a
jelly candy, the kind of which you

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can never Actually, no one in
the United States would make such a thing.

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It's not like a jelly bean,
right, And it's not like and

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not as chewy, right. And
it's not like those orange slays that are

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so delicious with the sugar coating.
No, not like them either. Oh

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not goodness, that was, but
it's not quite a nugat. Wasn't a

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nugat, No, it was.
And the chocolate covering made it very dark.

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It was like you were biting into
a piece of tar to look at

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it. No, that was all
right, Well, we truly tried it.

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We are brave, we are tab
ranger danger m M. All right,

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moving on, Let's try this unpronounceable, unreadable upside down backwards forwards and

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gunshot letter hazel nut twig. Okay, Now, this thing's about two inches

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yep, yep, two inches long, and um, it's a little it's

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a little log. So far,
it's it's meeting my expectations. When I

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was unwrapping it, I thought,
I wonder if this is gonna look like

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a little chocolate log. And it
does. It does, so here we

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go. Hmmmm mmmmm. It starts
out like, hey, I'm a chocolate

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e treat, and then it's like, come on, let's let all my

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friends in poor chocolate quality. Right, you know, it's not enough,

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not enough nut flakes to even bother. There's no nutflakes to speak of.

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You know what this is. It's
like if they made a paste out of

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Nestley's Quick, but not in a
good way. It's got kind of a

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musty basement taste. Second bite was
better, but not saying much. You

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know what it reminds me of.
Reminds me of that Easter candy we had,

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that stuff we got from Dollar Holly. Yeah this is a little better.

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But yeah, I can see a
child and Joe in this. But

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children do things that are distasteful when
you don't raise them. Right. Yeah,

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I'll finish it anyway, but I'm
not gonna be happy. Right.

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Well, that's part of it.
You gotta eat it, and you gotta

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eat it. Well, it wasn't
raspberry. That's what I can say about

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that. Yeah, I mean a
very soft chocolate to chew on a very

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interesting extress post, but not something
I would It's not a cession candy.

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No this we're not sitting and joined
this for the name. Well spoken,

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Tabitha, you were crazy? Isn't
by no means a session candy? All

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right? Well, moving along up
next, it's time to journey across the

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searing desert in our own camel caravan
of racoon. Yeah yeah, your snake,

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I look, Tabitha, you frighten
me? All right? So here

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we go on wrapping it. Okay, first step? Is this foggy chocolate?

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Is it? Is it the dust
of the mummy's tomb only? But

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you know what this looks like.
It looks like when they take pictures of

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grapes on the vine. It's like
the outside the grape looks like it's dusty.

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Yeah, yeah, it looks like
that. Do you think they put

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this on there to get the insects
from from getting into harm? If it

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might be d D two mind,
we could probably say ourselves from getting malaria

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about by rubbing this on something.
Mine looks like a little little well elephant

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man. Oh it does. Oh
look that's what the chocolate looks like.

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It's too little, whole elephant man
chocolate says, don't let Michael Jackson buy

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my skelet him. That's what he
says. Well, that's just and it's

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all wow, what do you think
it's safe? Do you think it's well?

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I think there's a weird I think
the Pharaoh's made it fog to it.

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I don't understand it. Maybe a
waxy coating. I mean, we're

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just gonna have to find out tab
I think, so go ahead and get

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buye the face off, mister Merrick. There, what is it? Pocapakim

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pocappa kim? All right, but
here we go. I can tell you

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that congestion. She has already surprised
me. I'm all, I don't think

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I've ever tasted something like this before
in my life, not from a chocolate.

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It likes my mouth is throwing a
party, but it did not invite

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me, and I don't know anyone
who was. And the cops have shown

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up, but they saw it so
fun they just joined in. There no

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help. There's sort of like a
fruit weird flavor to it, almost like

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a fig newton Ish, but I
don't think there's any thing in it.

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I don't get a fruit flavor in
there, but it's sort of that consistency

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where you you bite into it and
it sort of flakes off like chirt in

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your mouth. Yep, chirts in
your mouth. Now here's a question for

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you, Tam. I get an
aftertaste, like when an old man goes

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by, who's smoking us cigar?
I'm getting a cigar smoke aftertaste, maybe

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tobacco, maybe a little There's some
kind of nutflake in here too. I've

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got a nut chunk. I'm looking
at it stray in the eye, and

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it's time for it to meet its
final reward. I don't even know what

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nut it was. I would say
maybe macadamia. Is that crazy? I

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don't think that's on the ramble possibility
for something from the Sarah. I suppose

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it's like if you blew up a
Hershey, a Hershey bar, yep,

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with with almonds. Let's just say, okay, probably not almonds in there.

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But if you blew up a Hershey
bar with almonds and then let it

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sit out for a little while,
yeah, and neglected it but didn't know

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as you're doing it on purpose.
Yeah, that changes it forever. And

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then you bit into it and it
just sort of flakes off and then and

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then crumbles. Yeah. It's like, are you happy now, mommy?

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Is this what you wanted me to
be? Crumble crumble, nutflake, grumble,

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grumble, crumbled crumb. That's right. It's not that bad. It's

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not that bad. It's just weird. It's a dark chocolate exterior, that

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much, I can tell you,
with sort of a milk chocolate interior of

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sorts. Yeah, the moment,
the more you chew it, the softer

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gets it seems like now I know
you'll find that to be the case for

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most things, I understand. But
it's like you're you're you're biting through a

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crunchy shell and it gets less crunchy
as you as you buy through. Yeah

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that makes sense. Well, m
Mummy's curse, I guess I suppose so.

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Well. I mean, it is
a mysterious area, the northern Sahara.

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And where's that located, Professor Well, I will tell you. If

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you're in Africa, it is on
the northern coast of the content in which

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you currently are. If you're in
Europe in a south of you want the

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Mediterranean. I could listen to that
for about two hours. Well that's so

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interesting because that's how long it takes
to drive to Jacksonburg. Just in case

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you wanted to pick up one of
these surprised mouth hurts. Well, let's

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find out if it's worth a trip
or not. All right, here we

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go with Kinder Surprise Surprise. Now
wait a minute, this says thirty two

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percent milk ingredients substances. Let laveries. Look at how it unwraps. I

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don't have to even tear it.
Look, it's just it's just surrendering to

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my tender touch. Well, children
have to get in these, apparently so

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well that's true, but children have
to get into boxes of cereal. Those

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are like Thornton knocks. Now what
do you the Kinders? The brand?

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Do you think? I have no
idea. I just it's a confusion to

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me. So I'm gonna gently take
a bite out of this egg because I

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don't know where the chocolate stops and
the toy starts. It's just a big,

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old smooth egg, it is.
It's it's like the size of a

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double egg grade a chicken egg.
Me. Can you hear this? That's

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something? Oh? Wait, a
minute, Wait a minute, I don't

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have to take a bat look I
can. I can just pull the halves

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apart, expertlet Oh, the inside
is covered with a white substance. And

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then there's a big looks like it
mummy's dust with probably I don't know,

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but there's a pill in here,
choke a horse. Wow, that's what

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the eggs, that's what the toy
is in. So let's eat the chocolate.

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It's making my hands dirty, all
right, I'll just well, okay,

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very sweet. So the coady on
the inside is white chocolate, which

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I do not care for, but
it is well executed white chocolate. How's

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it balanced with that outside coding?
That outside coding is like a child He

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try to drag his MoMA into the
toy store. Mama said, you're not

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getting no toys today. It's off
to We're off to the produced section and

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broccoli. That boy never saw that
toy store again because in that little story,

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mama is white chocolate. White chocolate
calls the shots in this candy second

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half alt, No, oh,
did you get some toy? Did you

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get some toy? In that bite? This shot to the bottom of three

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banged up there like its rear ending
hi esophagus, very smooth. M How

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would we getting to have to bite
into these two there's buttons, buttons.

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If you if you swallowed this boom, it's throat size, it'll get stuck.

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Right now, I can tell you're
right now. While these are not

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sold in the United States. Oh, pinch it figured it out. Pinch.

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Oh Miami. Look at all these
parts. Oh they just keep coming

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out of here. How they fit
so much in this little eleg This thing

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comes with a big what is it? There's rapper? These instructions. What

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child is gonna gonna sit there and
follow instructions after? And what child speaks

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as many languages? Honestly, that's
ridiculous. No child speaks all these languages.

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What in the world I think that
I got a busy beaver stamp or

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it's a squirrel pokeman. Could be
a slappy Pokemon because those things are all

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over the place. Yeah, kids
love those. Danny's too old for him.

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I bought him, well, I
bought him a Pokemon pinata for his

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eighteenth birthday. He just stared at
me like I got lobsters crawling out of

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my underpants. Wow, I'm surprised, me too. I thought I had

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a home run, Betty. It
looks to me like I have scored a

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little race car that looks amazing.
It's got some sort of contraption that's supposed

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to make it launch. Maybe I've
got a figure that out. I've got

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a little task squirrel looks like it's
just jumping right out of Satan's flames.

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Oh my goodness, it does,
and I can't understand. It's sitting on

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a base here. Hold on,
Oh my good god, tab, tab,

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Look at me. What it's a
stamp. Tab. It's a stamp.

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It's got hearts on it. I
got a heart stamp. It's like

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a little angry squirrel, but it's
it really loves you, Thank goodness.

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It doesn't stamp six six six on
you. It's like that boy that tried

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dating me back in high school.
He looks evil and vicious, but he's

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actually very tender and wants to give
me heart tattoos. That turned out far

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more accurate than I had intended when
I started to describe this, What a

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wonderful, fun surprise treat. It's
like candy somehow improved. It's like candy

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gave back to me even more than
I would ever ask of it. Yeah,

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well, until they make candy with
dollar bills in it. This is

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just as good as the thing can
yet, I think so, But I'm

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still scared I might swallow this one
day. Well, you know what,

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I'm certainly not gonna leave this thing
on my bedstand because when I'm sleeping,

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you know, I wake up in
the middle of the night. You know,

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who knows what could happen that midnight
snack. That's right, And all

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of a sudden, I've swallowed a
toy. I gotta tell you. They

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give you little pictures of what all
you can get in with the toys on

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mine, and I think I got
the best one, me too, because

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there's a little green frog machine it's
got music stamp. There's a yellow one

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that's thumbs up, and then there's
a squirrel that just gives you puppy dog

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face. And then there's the one
that I have. It's got hearts,

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So squirrel poray for me. So
I feel like I'm winning a game.

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I'm glad you didn't get a beast. Yeah, me too. What six

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six? Oh my goodness, tab. And what is most amazing is that

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we haven't even gotten through half the
candy. In this interesting bag. Right,

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there's a half a bag more candy. Oh my good as a stack

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of candy. And that's all the
time we got. Oh I wish that

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was true, but it's not.
We've got time for just one more little

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piece of fun. No, we
don't, all right, tab Now there's

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a lot of candy, and I
just can't. I can't waste such a

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precious gift by just having your wharf
it all down. So we're gonna save

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some of it for future episodes.
But I have selected two pieces out of

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here. They are approximately one inch
squares, called cope popeka, and it's

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got They already had it. No, it looks like a looks like a

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slightly irritated cow. On the front, it's eating a flower. So I'm

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gonna give you these two. I'm
gonna have to. I mean, given

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what appears to be the language on
here, I think that this is Russian

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candy. Oh no, I'm not
even Russian candy. You certainly are,

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because I'm tempting Tabitha. Now I'm
gonna tempt you, Tabitha. It's probably

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full of vodka. Well, one
could hope that's the best case scenario.

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I'm gonna have you eat both of
these, and once they're both in your

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mouth and chewed to whatever degree you're
most comfortable with. I'd like to hear

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you sing the Russian national anthem.
Now, stop before you start, Tab.

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I don't even want you to research
it. I want you to sing

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it as you feel it. Fine, here comes the Russian national lanthem.

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Stop it, you're taking my melody. Oh sorry, I would have stopped

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you. If you're saying it that
upbeat anyway, I can't imagine it's happy

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sounding. Now, this is why
I'm so impressed with people like Andrew Lloyd

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Webber. I mean, how do
you put standing in line to music?

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Well? You do? You do? Somebody's got too. They're just little

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little blocks of chocolate so far.
Yeah, it looks dark. I don't

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even know why you're gonna pretend to
take a bite, because you got a

401
00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:41.880
whole other one to shove it.
Fine, all right, careful, Tab.

402
00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:45.039
When you look into the abyss,
the abyss looks back some kind of

403
00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:52.640
red putting or something. Oh,
that's probably something that cows into, probably

404
00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:56.240
something that irritates the cow. So
you said, all right, number two?

405
00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:02.400
Oh, there they go down the
hatch skate m rad Dose Vedonia,

406
00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:07.000
you know, more Russian and you've
let ony wish I could hear you over

407
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:12.759
the sound of my free clear speech, like Freedom's ring. Oh rah,

408
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:21.279
that's o Canada vodka drink. I
didn't know it's gonna get judged out.

409
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:29.480
Keep saying my bad. I don't
mean interrupt you. Ra Sean rashaw Raw.

410
00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:34.480
It's all in Russian rush and Russian
rush, Russian Rusian, Russian,

411
00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:41.279
Russian, Russian, Russian, irritated
Cow, irritated Cow. I irritated Cow,

412
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:49.839
irritator Boom boom boom Russia. What
a wonderful trip he took us on

413
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:55.319
around the world, first a brief
sojourn in Canada and then a direct flight

414
00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:59.279
to the heart of Moscow. I
think those were anti aircraft guns. At

415
00:30:59.319 --> 00:31:03.119
the end up they were, Oh
my goodness, what an amazing trip.

416
00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:06.680
But the chocolate didn't last very long. No, it didn't. I'm a

417
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:10.440
little disappointed. Next time you'll I'll
have to double your load. It was,

418
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:15.160
yeah, it was some kind of
some kind of dark chocolate and some

419
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:18.680
kind of bread pudding. It was. It wasn't really nugat right, And

420
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:23.079
I can tell you this, it
probably wasn't bread pudding, which just opens

421
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:27.519
up a whole can of worms of
conjecture. Oh my goodness. Well,

422
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:30.519
now that we've gone through all this
stuff, it's time to look back.

423
00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:34.480
It was an amazing trip. We've
had a right to the realm of unknowing.

424
00:31:36.039 --> 00:31:38.400
I would say, in last place, Tab, I don't think I'm

425
00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:42.079
going to get any argument out of
you on this. Well, the raspberry

426
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:48.799
jelly mouth Krakowski. That thing looked
like a treat, tasted like feet.

427
00:31:49.920 --> 00:31:55.559
That's my official word, Tab.
It was. It was disappointment, wrapped

428
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:59.200
it and wrapped in shadows. Yeah. Oh that's a good one. Yeah.

429
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:01.240
If this was the movie, we'd
put that on the poster. Oh

430
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:07.000
yeah, that was real good.
Up next after that, I would say

431
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:12.559
the Russian Ko Show Rossian, the
Rashan, the Russian, Rashian, Russian.

432
00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:15.880
It certainly was a mouthful, but
a pleasing one. Yeah. And

433
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:21.480
I enjoyed the nut flakes, so
that that was delicious. I actually think

434
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:23.960
I would put another one there instead
of that one. I think I'd put

435
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:28.720
the little log in there, the
little the little crosshair. Oh good,

436
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:32.720
Yeah, I changed my mind.
You're you're you are very wise, Tab,

437
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:39.920
because I would also put the unpronounceable
log just ahead of the Raspberry RAS

438
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:49.240
Dazzler, the the ihag compo.
Yeah, that would be yeah, product

439
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:54.359
product of a country that might not
even exist anymore. Moving on now,

440
00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:59.079
the Rosian, now the Rashian,
I think, yeah, because I don't

441
00:32:59.079 --> 00:33:01.519
know about you. I I sort
of enjoyed the Mummy candy. Well,

442
00:33:01.720 --> 00:33:06.559
I think we might have to agree
to disagree because I'm putting the Mummy candy

443
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:09.200
next. Oh. I don't think
it was terrible, but I wasn't prepared

444
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:14.160
for it. It can'tment unawares.
I'm not in a good way like mummies

445
00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.640
do, like mummies do exactly,
it was true to farm. I don't

446
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.720
understand what that lego man on the
camel was out too. Well, he's

447
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:24.240
looking for the tomb. I suppose
he could. What if what if we

448
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:30.240
look at the wrapper and there's a
little word bubbling it said, but you

449
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:32.640
where, Well maybe it is,
maybe it's tritting in a different language.

450
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:36.119
That's true. That's very good point. It's very good point. Okay,

451
00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:39.079
so we switched on them. But
and then following that, I mean,

452
00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:45.440
I don't think we have to even
wonder who won today. The kinder surprise

453
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:51.279
chocolate, white chocolate toy egg,
that's right. Surprise that it didn't choke

454
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:54.559
me, Surprise that it that it
tasted all right, Surprised. I'm surprised

455
00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:59.680
that white chocolate could overwhelm milk chocolate
so easily. I'm not, Well,

456
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:01.240
it does it all the time,
Seeton. That is one of the things

457
00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:05.920
I love about you. Tab.
You're a forward thinker. Will. I

458
00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:09.159
don't know geography. Well, that's
why we're a team, would do so

459
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:13.679
well, that's why we always do
our shopping together. Yeah, but not

460
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:17.440
at all about foods. Heck no, certainly not driving to Jacksonburg. Not

461
00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:21.960
not, not the way gas is
priced these days. Not not the way

462
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:24.559
you have to because I don't have
any money. After picking up those bounties,

463
00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:28.880
that's right, after paper towels,
what's left? Oh my goodness,

464
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:32.119
what an amazing adventure. Thank you
all so much, and thanks to listener

465
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:37.159
Amy for sending these. Amy,
you are such a sweet sweet dear Bless

466
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:42.039
you you, sweetheart. Now I'd
be interested to know if Amy has tried

467
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.920
these herself. Amy, you tried
these? What are your impressions? What

468
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:45.760
do you think about it? Amy? Write? It's back? Amy,

469
00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:51.280
what a fun adventure. You you
let us on, and also authorities if

470
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:55.559
we are found dead and to be
found by poisoning you Amy killed us.

471
00:34:57.159 --> 00:35:01.199
The good thing is maybe Amy was
thinking and we'd devour the whole sack in

472
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:06.679
one sitting, so we're maybe we'll
just get half dead. Oh that's true,

473
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.920
or the poison candies in our future. And now Amy has to sit

474
00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:15.400
sweaty palms, staring at the TV
saying do they know? Are they on

475
00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:17.599
to me? Oh? Why did
I do this? I should never have

476
00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:23.599
attempted to cross Betty ever Saw and
Tabitha hutch us In. I would like

477
00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:28.519
to think she's sitting there saying,
well, one of them was poisoned,

478
00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:34.760
but only if you ate two of
them. She made me her unwinning accomplaxt

479
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:40.480
She's a criminal genius. Oh no, Or she just sent us candy because

480
00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:43.840
she likes candy as much as we
do and want to hear what we thought

481
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:46.079
about the candy she can find.
That's right, that's terrific. I'm gonna

482
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:50.719
err on that side me too.
I'll sleep easier, or which is to

483
00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:53.199
say sleep at all, because the
alternative is just a one way to take

484
00:35:53.239 --> 00:35:58.840
it to Insomnia's burgh and right about
three am, just about anything on QVC's

485
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:00.639
getting bought by me and tell you
that. Turn it over to the Game

486
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:05.039
show Network. They've got old reruns
a match game. Oh that's a great

487
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:08.800
idea. Gene Rayburns on there,
Betty White, No, well, some

488
00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:14.199
maybe later. I'm sorry, I'm
I'm a big fan of match game.

489
00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:19.840
Who isn't Charles Nelson Riley? He'll
be on there. I always thought he

490
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:22.039
was very handsome, and everyone used
to make fun of me when I told

491
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:28.920
him that. Well, that's why
I can't believe those glasses. That's right,

492
00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:31.199
that's neither here nor there. So
thank you all so much for joining

493
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:37.039
us amazing and danger fraud adventure.
We went on tonight in candy Chat.

494
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:42.440
That's right. Hopefully we'll be back
soon, very soon, maybe with some

495
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:45.639
surprises of her own. Oh my
goodness, Tabitha, stop it, stop

496
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:50.960
it, stop it. We're trying
to be real quiet about our plans.

497
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:59.880
Goodbye, y'all. God blass glass, Bye bye. What's in paper towels? Expensive