WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:05.480 Anyway, welcome to Lori Kane after Dark. Happy holidays. We're almost at 2 00:00:05.519 --> 00:00:10.320 Christmas and we are wearing our fancy gifts that Eric and I gave each other, 3 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:14.400 the TMU Christmas that keeps on giving. I'm wearing my outfit. Eric's 4 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:19.480 wearing his outfit, which we will soon show you full length because his hash 5 00:00:19.519 --> 00:00:23.399 shoes that are involved and mine have pants that are involved. Oh my god. 6 00:00:23.879 --> 00:00:26.879 Uh So, anyway, I hope you guys are enjoying this week. 7 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:29.199 A lot of people have this week off too. A lot of people take 8 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:32.520 these two weeks off. I remember I used to take these two weeks off 9 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:35.920 when I was fancy and had like a really fun, fancy radio job. 10 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:40.799 That was really cool to have two weeks off. But Evan is in town, 11 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:45.000 which is great. She got back from New York City and so she's 12 00:00:45.039 --> 00:00:49.679 here. And then Charlie comes to town in right after Christmas. So I'm 13 00:00:49.679 --> 00:00:54.079 gonna have both kids under the same roof at the same time for the first 14 00:00:54.119 --> 00:01:00.640 time in years. I am beside myself with joy. It's the that's all 15 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:03.159 I need for Christmas time. Look like the Grand Marshall for Vegas Gay Pride. 16 00:01:03.560 --> 00:01:06.680 Just wait, do you see the whole. Oh my god, I'd 17 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:11.799 like a fabulous USSR office. Wow, this is is outstanding. I mean 18 00:01:11.879 --> 00:01:17.560 you you one hands down case. Thank you, You're welcome, Thank you. 19 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:21.480 I appreciate that you look like you work on the Red October this submarine. 20 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:26.640 Yeah fans, super fancy. Yeah. Okay, So we are Laura 21 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:29.599 Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Grimmer, my co 22 00:01:29.719 --> 00:01:36.719 host producer Bryan over here, and we have to pick a name tonight. 23 00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:41.200 We're going to pick the name tonight the winner of our magical holiday box, 24 00:01:41.239 --> 00:01:42.840 worth over twelve hundred dollars. Now we've shown you what's in it, but 25 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:47.920 let's show you what has just been added this week. Okay, just this 26 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:55.159 week, our favorite Crack Tacos gave us fifty dollars in food. Anything you 27 00:01:55.200 --> 00:01:57.680 want from Crack Tacos. Oh my god, that sounds so good right now? 28 00:01:57.719 --> 00:02:01.079 Does say? It really does? Now? Glam SD gave us Lash 29 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:06.239 Extensions. You can get classic, you can get semi volume or full on 30 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:08.719 volume. But this is worth between one hundred and ninety five and like two 31 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:14.360 hundred and seventy five dollars something like outstanding. And this nice woman, Anne 32 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:17.000 who does who does the lashes of Claya some of the girls at the Dolphins 33 00:02:17.039 --> 00:02:21.199 Club. She donated this to us, so thank you very much. And 34 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:27.879 then Bravo donated a pillow made by Craig Conover from the show Southern Charm. 35 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:31.039 And here's the pillow. And maybe you have a firefighter in your life or 36 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:35.560 a Dalmatian. You might really like that. They're really nice. Maybe lack 37 00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:38.840 of pillows in your house. Right, there you go. That has been 38 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:43.360 added to the box. So we'll pick a name. You still have a 39 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:46.759 little bit of time to enter. Every five dollars you donate get you an 40 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:52.960 entry into another box. So if you donate twenty bucks, you get four 41 00:02:53.159 --> 00:02:55.960 entries, and there you go. That would be great. If you won 42 00:02:57.039 --> 00:03:00.719 this, we will pick a name and you will be notified and I will 43 00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:04.319 announce it also on social media. Okay, thank you to all of you 44 00:03:04.360 --> 00:03:07.599 guys who have donated and helped the girls at doll Face Club Sober Living. 45 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:12.719 Thank you guys go on field trips or buy toilet paper or anything that they 46 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:15.759 need in the home. It's much needed and it's much appreciated, So thank 47 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:20.479 you so much. It's the holiday spirit. Okay, before we talk about 48 00:03:20.520 --> 00:03:23.400 our fantastic sponsors. As we end out this year, I want you to 49 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:28.319 open up a present that I forgot to give to you. God, I 50 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:31.639 can't imagine it being any more hideous than what I've already got on now. 51 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:35.759 It was supposed to come with something else, but it didn't. It didn't. 52 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:40.960 But you can easily do this yourself. Oh, it's a diy. 53 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:46.000 It's kind of like a magic trick sort of. Will it make this outfit 54 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:52.800 disappear? No, it might actually add to it. And if I had 55 00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:58.479 the tool, I would What is it a tongue. It's a tongue. 56 00:03:58.759 --> 00:04:01.680 Oh, you put it. It's a tongue that stretches. You put it 57 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:04.159 in your mouth and you can stretch it and make people think you have a 58 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:08.360 really long tongue, and then you pierce it. 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It's 117 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.720 gonna look great. We're gonna look so much more professional. This desk bye 118 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:39.240 bye. This whole body you're gonna now see, and this whole body you're 119 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:43.799 gonna now see. I know, I know, I know. I'm excited. 120 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:48.360 I producer is gonna wear sunglasses while he works now so he sees less. 121 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:52.480 Oh my god. So many people said, does this mean Brian has 122 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:56.720 to work for free because of the Keanu stuff, like no studio I meet 123 00:08:56.759 --> 00:09:00.799 the man. It was the only Yeah, that was the that was the 124 00:09:00.919 --> 00:09:05.120 rule. I'm working on it. I know, Oh god, my expectations 125 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:07.000 are low now because I got a good way of what I wanted. So 126 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:13.799 I'm happy now. Well, I know that was phenomenal, incredible. Your 127 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:20.840 reaction was just priceless. So while here's my host, Chad. While I 128 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:26.600 was searching and so happily for all the horrible things that I found you for 129 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:31.200 Christmas, I found some things for myself that weren't so horrible, that looked 130 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:35.440 nice, like some like like like a lip class, like like a makeup 131 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:41.440 palette. And I also saw some it's like an eyebrow grooming kit. Uh 132 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:46.960 huh, Well, one of them came with like scissors. It's a brush 133 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:52.879 that has like little scissors attached. Wouldn't you know that I pretty much just 134 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:56.240 chopped my eyebrows right on off. I was kind of wondering, your eyebrows 135 00:09:56.240 --> 00:10:01.000 looked a little thinner today. Whole he your whole here you can't see because 136 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:07.240 I put eyebrow pencil on. But like, I cut a hole right here 137 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:11.039 in the middle, and a hole right here, And what did I just 138 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:15.320 do? Eyebrows don't grow back that fast, So now I'm always gonna have 139 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:20.080 to wear eyebrow pencil. I screwed myself with my TEAMU purchase. But I 140 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:24.440 gotta tell you what else did I buy from Temu that came that I loved? 141 00:10:24.519 --> 00:10:26.879 Oh oh, I can't tell you about the couches. The couches are 142 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:30.840 part of our new set, but I'll please tell me they didn't come from 143 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:33.120 I've been sitting on the couch. No no, no, not the couches, 144 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:35.960 but the things on top of the couches. Did the really soft fun 145 00:10:37.000 --> 00:10:39.960 thing? Nice? Yeah, super nice, super nice. So anyway, 146 00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:43.159 quick host chat because we're gonna make this one quick because we want to show 147 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:46.720 real quick. Did you guys want to get up and show your efforts? 148 00:10:46.840 --> 00:10:50.879 That's exactly sorry, So I'm gonna go first. This is what we're gonna 149 00:10:50.919 --> 00:10:54.480 do. We're gonna model. I have two to model. You do you 150 00:10:54.559 --> 00:10:58.159 just have the one because yours is a complete package. But let me put 151 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:01.320 my sunglasses back on. This is my first stout fit and you know what, 152 00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:05.480 not all that not too bad? And I did the French tuck. 153 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:09.000 You know what the French tuck is? You know what a French tuck is? 154 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:15.720 Your winger between your legs, like the French tug is when you kind 155 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:18.840 of like half tuck, just part of oh yes, your pants. And 156 00:11:18.879 --> 00:11:22.679 when I did that, the outfit looked a little bit more palatable. So 157 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:33.759 here we go. I'm going over to Oh god, all right, look, 158 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:39.600 you're look insane but not horrifying. I'd run the other way. I'd 159 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:50.600 run the other way. Quit. That's Eric Stern. Eric Stern while I 160 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:56.600 go change. Oh yes, all right, fabulous stalling, get up here. 161 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:01.840 So I've got the Oh my god, I've got the shoes on. 162 00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:18.960 He barely did it. This is what well, it shows a lot fre 163 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:28.200 there. There we go. God, Okay, oh my god, Lord 164 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:35.960 stpt changing in public. Oh gosh, well, captain fabulous. I got 165 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:43.519 the shoes on too. Yeah, shoes are bad, dus, They're absolutely 166 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:48.159 awful. They go, they go nicely with your rainbow bulge though, God, 167 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:50.600 thank you. I know, Oh my god. I didn't realize that 168 00:12:50.639 --> 00:13:01.840 until he stood up. I was like, okay, oh god, oh 169 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:07.799 god, oh my god, wait give it the friend my do the French 170 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:24.320 tucks. They can see your well, Oh my god, okay, oh 171 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:35.000 wow that is sad. Wow you look stunning. You're just a vision of 172 00:13:35.080 --> 00:13:45.279 loveliness. Yeah, I'm stunned say that also on Tim, I bought us 173 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:50.360 a game, and we'll see how it works. We'll see how it works. 174 00:13:50.679 --> 00:13:54.919 It's called quick and dirty. Oh boy, okay, well that's the 175 00:13:54.919 --> 00:14:01.000 outfit you're wearing. So me, I think his a little bit more dirtier 176 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:07.480 than mine. This is just like like Downtown Pride parade. Like I feel 177 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:11.919 like Richard Simmons, he would wear an outfit like that. Totally. Derek 178 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:16.039 looks like he came late to a Pride parade. I totally like he woke 179 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:18.159 up late, just threw on the first thinking. Yeah, okay, So 180 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:24.519 now, Brian, I until this moment, I there, I own nothing 181 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:31.039 like this. He doesn't own anything. He does not like he's not He 182 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:37.720 finally actually made him part of the LGBTQ community. Yeah you're you're you're a 183 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:50.519 you're a trailblazer. Should I take my hat off for this? No? 184 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:56.000 God, no, hell no? Oh boy. Okay. So this is 185 00:14:56.240 --> 00:15:01.440 called quick and dirty. And what you need to do is it's between two 186 00:15:01.440 --> 00:15:07.759 and eight players. So put the black pile face down, put the white 187 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:13.960 pile face down. Each person takes a turn flipping a black category card over 188 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:20.919 and you read it aloud, and then immediately you flip over the white card 189 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:24.559 and it has a letter on it. The first to yell out and answer 190 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:30.519 starting with the letter oh gets to keep the black card. Whoever has the 191 00:15:30.519 --> 00:15:39.159 most black cards at the end wins. Okay, So let's start with Eric. 192 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:48.080 Now you pick the black card and then you read it and then what's 193 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:54.320 it say? Something you lack? Okay? Now starting with a y? 194 00:15:56.519 --> 00:16:00.720 That's a. That's a. It doesn't care count put the ward in front 195 00:16:00.759 --> 00:16:06.200 of it. Yeah, yogurt, it's a why yogurt? I say yoga? 196 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:10.080 Okay, Brian gets the card? Okay, Now, Brian Stern, 197 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:14.159 Okay, you pick a black card and then you pick the white card. 198 00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:15.919 What did it say? You have to read it out loud? Okay? 199 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:26.360 Oh God, great place for sex? Okay? And v vagina. Wow. 200 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.240 I wouldn't do it any other place. I definitely wouldn't do it there. 201 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:42.399 Reason you scream starts with you. You're an airy tract infection. Wait 202 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:47.759 what Eric saying? I said a viola? What is that? It's the 203 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:49.799 thing in the back that wait, what is it called? You know what? 204 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:55.039 I get the card because that was that was dumb. Okay, we're 205 00:16:55.039 --> 00:17:00.279 warming up. Now it's airic stern. Okay, things that arouse women Jesus, 206 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:08.119 starting with a testosterone gets it. I feel like you said, fascinating 207 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:15.079 me tits could arouse women though you're actually right or lesbian? All right, 208 00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:17.319 there you go, you keep you keep the card. I'm sorry. That's 209 00:17:17.359 --> 00:17:21.680 a straight women who just sometimes likes the image of the female body. Any 210 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:25.119 woman likes the image of a female body. Female bodies are awesome. What 211 00:17:25.160 --> 00:17:33.240 does he arouse you though? Uh not? Not necessarily no, necessarily No, 212 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:42.240 I don't know. I drawther not say okay, things that happen in 213 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:52.400 vegas starting with uh sex. Oh that's a draw. Okay, well say 214 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:56.680 it again, yeah, okay, something you binge? John? Okay, 215 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:06.279 starting with uh r, what did you rimming? Oh my god, God 216 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:11.400 give it to Eric and wow. The first thing I thought of was what 217 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:14.000 For some reason, the first thing I thought it was meth. And then 218 00:18:14.119 --> 00:18:15.279 I I was like, that didn't start with an M. I was like 219 00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:19.200 wrath, was like that, it was ridiculous. It makes sense in the 220 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:22.880 first place, I know, I thought of that. Okay, here we 221 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:33.039 go, m celebrity, you'd bang, starting with uh pe Pedro Pascal, 222 00:18:34.200 --> 00:18:38.920 thank you, double wow, I should get Yeah, I should get double 223 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:45.680 points for that. Now, Eric, who had you have two? You 224 00:18:45.720 --> 00:18:52.519 have two and I have two. Okay, somewhere you find STDs your orifice 225 00:18:52.839 --> 00:18:57.640 perfect? Keep it. I know you kind of gotta let us all know 226 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:03.240 when you flip it. Okay, offensive word God, Okay, thansking for 227 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:15.279 trouble, Come poop, that's not offensive. Let's let's do a different one. 228 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:19.960 That's that's for those who it was the letter end. So we're gonna 229 00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:22.880 okay, so we're picking a different letter or a different whole different thing, 230 00:19:23.119 --> 00:19:32.559 whole different thing. Something you swallow starting with licorice. Yeah, well yeah, 231 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:37.000 liquid, Like okay, there we go. I couldn't think of liquid 232 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:40.400 you were talking about. That's why I The first thing I thought was come 233 00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:41.559 and that was like lumb but I was like, no, that doesn't work 234 00:19:41.599 --> 00:19:47.319 either. Come on, you don't have to think. Is it my turn? 235 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:48.680 Your turn? The word dirty is in the name. It's just it's 236 00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:56.359 poisoning my mind. It is poisoned. Your answer so far has been like 237 00:19:56.480 --> 00:20:00.680 rimming and vagina and you belong. Is it your turn of my turn? 238 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:11.640 Okay, slutty name, don't think dirty though. Catherine Crystal with a K. 239 00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:17.000 Crystal Caper is not slutty. Yeah, you're a sper. No, 240 00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:21.200 Laura gets it. Thank you, Catherine. That's like an old. That's 241 00:20:21.200 --> 00:20:26.400 like a nineteen four yess, Catherine Heppern a slut. Actually, I actually 242 00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:30.119 don't care. Waste of money. Okay, here, I'm picking it all 243 00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:36.039 right. Here we go jewelry. You don't spend money on jacket? Give 244 00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:44.119 it to Brian. That was ridiculous like that? Okay, Ryan, go 245 00:20:44.359 --> 00:20:48.680 okay. Things that make men go limp. You didn't get the j there? 246 00:20:48.759 --> 00:20:55.400 Oh god, here we go? I uh incest. Oh yuck. 247 00:20:56.200 --> 00:21:00.359 I think I get that one because I don't want to. I don't thank 248 00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:06.240 you, thank you, I don't want That's the only word that popped in 249 00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:10.599 my head. Stop thinking. So on his case, what are you got 250 00:21:10.680 --> 00:21:15.319 mind? He said, jacking off the things you waste money on? My 251 00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:22.759 back? Laura, someone who's cheap, give me starting with an h Harry 252 00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:29.839 Potter, God, Harry Potter. Okay, go, No, Eric gets 253 00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:33.000 it. Whatever Harry Potter is an answer. I mean we don't know him. 254 00:21:33.160 --> 00:21:42.200 He's cheap. Sexy occupation okay, the car starting with a kind of 255 00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:48.240 coologist. Is that sexy or is that the opposite? The grossest occupation I 256 00:21:48.279 --> 00:21:52.079 can imagine. Okay, imagine this. What do you do? You're like, 257 00:21:52.079 --> 00:22:00.440 I'm a guyn ecologist. I'm gonna look up what that's like? A 258 00:22:00.519 --> 00:22:06.160 porn star occupation, like the specialty within a field. What's your specialty? 259 00:22:06.200 --> 00:22:11.640 I'm a I'm a gargler. Easy way to get money. Okay, we'll 260 00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:17.640 go a couple of more times. Fucking Jesus, it's Christmas time. It's 261 00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:22.759 Christmas time. Christmas. It was too easy, too easy to get the 262 00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:23.880 car. Okay, all right, let me. I'd like to throw man 263 00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:26.839 to like say, fornication. There you go, better, better, better 264 00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:32.200 at Christmas, Verry, Christmas, Christmas, Jesus. Lame city, lame 265 00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:41.079 city, lame city, starting with a EU like, don't I will not 266 00:22:41.119 --> 00:22:42.720 offend my friends in East Lake. I'm sorry. East is not that great 267 00:22:42.759 --> 00:22:48.799 of a city. East is great. That's true. I grew up there, 268 00:22:48.799 --> 00:22:52.920 but it's true. Hey, I don't think we should say anything local. 269 00:22:52.440 --> 00:23:00.119 Okay, well no, that's not a there you go you where's Eureka. 270 00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:03.839 It's somewhere in northern California. And I don't think it's as nice. 271 00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:07.319 Alcoholma was fair anyway, But okay, I just didn't want to make fun 272 00:23:07.319 --> 00:23:11.480 of our own backyard. Bad time for a boner, okay, oh god, 273 00:23:11.559 --> 00:23:15.720 oh god. Starting with a dinner time good ver good. I was 274 00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:18.160 hoping to be I was hoping to be end so I could just say it 275 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:26.839 now then boom, okay, oh yeah, you went. Good place to 276 00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:37.519 hide a body. Starting with a sea kitchen, let the sea a cupboard. 277 00:23:37.160 --> 00:23:41.279 Yeah, that is a bad place the body. This is so gross, 278 00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:44.480 by the way, I just isn't the tongue the worst. It looks 279 00:23:44.519 --> 00:23:48.839 so real too. Okay, go, bad thing to put in your ass? 280 00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:53.000 Oh god, oh I'm ready. This is good. Starting with a 281 00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:57.559 boner is actually well, according to some boner would be the perfect thing. 282 00:23:57.559 --> 00:24:00.359 That just depends on the size. I guess. Give me the card. 283 00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:06.440 I think I won that one. I think thank you. Okay now, 284 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:14.680 Brian, right, okay, okay, country that sucks? Ready here, 285 00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:21.839 it's starting with the Alabama. Yeah, that's what Clay is from. I 286 00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:26.680 don't think it sucks. Amsterdam doesn't suck. It's pretty great. The al 287 00:24:26.759 --> 00:24:36.839 Mafi coast, the country or whatever. No, I can't say it. 288 00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:38.920 I know, okay, never mind, let me do it. That's a 289 00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:45.240 hard that's g I know it's okay, good surface to snort coke. Oh 290 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:49.200 my god, this is bad. Okay, an ass a Z you can 291 00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:53.880 do anything. Yeah, he's right, all right, you get it. 292 00:24:55.599 --> 00:24:59.119 About it. We'll do one more round and then and then we're gonna say 293 00:24:59.440 --> 00:25:03.880 each our Christmas wishes to everybody, and then we're gonna we're gonna be done 294 00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:06.880 because it's gonna be a short one because everybody needs to get that. We're 295 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:12.119 playing. Yes, Lovely christis game. Uh things you do drunk everything, 296 00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:19.720 starting with walking water sports. Brian gets it walking on a very lame answer. 297 00:25:19.839 --> 00:25:26.680 It's pretty lame, but waters it's not better. No, should we 298 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:30.519 count our wins? Yeah? Okay, seriously we go. Here we go 299 00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:36.960 starting with uh, oh, there you go. You got it. Okay, 300 00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:41.240 so now let's count. Let's count. Midget got seven, three, 301 00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:45.640 four, five, six, seven, I have said we tied seven. 302 00:25:47.440 --> 00:25:52.440 Way. Wow, we're all so incredibly good. We are also incredibly disgusting. 303 00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:55.839 Yeah, well, I think that, like a lot of us, 304 00:25:56.000 --> 00:26:00.920 have things we need to do. You're Brian, You're leaving like boom right 305 00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:04.480 away to go see your family at the time of this release, Ily in 306 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:07.680 North Carolina. I am so happy you get to see your family. How 307 00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:11.359 long has it been now? Oh my god, you'll have a great price. 308 00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:15.400 And are you going to be gone just a week? Yeah? Is 309 00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:21.640 there anything especial specially you're going to be doing like any any like outings or 310 00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:26.200 anything, just just hanging with the family. And how much How many people 311 00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:30.640 are in your family? A few? No, I'm just kidding. Five 312 00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:37.599 and then my girlfriend's going with me. Oh yay. And that's my sister's 313 00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:45.000 husband and three dogs. How much older is your sister? They're younger than 314 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:48.119 me. Your sister's married and she's younger than you. Yeah, she got 315 00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:51.720 married young. Oh wow, well so did I twenty two? Well I 316 00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:53.359 would be younger than you too. Too young. I feel like you can 317 00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:56.960 get married out. Well, I feel like a twenty two it's young, 318 00:26:56.119 --> 00:26:59.759 but like at twenty two you have like the bare minimum amount of maturity you 319 00:26:59.799 --> 00:27:03.519 can get married with. I feel like you change so much in your twenties 320 00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:07.880 and then your thirties you figure out who you are. I mean, it's 321 00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:11.279 just it's a lot to do with somebody by your side, and sometimes it 322 00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:15.200 works out, sometimes it doesn't, but you know it. Sometimes you find 323 00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:17.960 that person early on in life. I feel like it's hard to wait till 324 00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:19.680 your thirties though, if you're gonna like get married. You know what, 325 00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:25.000 there's that too, Like sometimes, like women especially, you know your clock 326 00:27:25.079 --> 00:27:26.839 is taking You're like, oh my god, where's my friend's charming blah blah 327 00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:30.079 blah blah. But I wish I could have found him earlier. So you 328 00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:33.039 know what, when you find that person, I guess, latch on, 329 00:27:33.079 --> 00:27:37.079 when you find someone that you can change and grow with, there you go, 330 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:42.839 there you go. And I'm going to my mom's right after this, 331 00:27:44.279 --> 00:27:48.799 and then I'm going to my sister's boyfriend's home in Montrose. You know where 332 00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:52.920 Montrose is? Yes? Okay, do you remember the scene do you remember 333 00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:56.079 Old School? That movie Old School? Do you remember the scene where he's 334 00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:59.359 running down the street naked and just a shoot? That's Montrose. Oh, 335 00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:02.440 so they film a lot of TV shows and stuff. There is a quaint 336 00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:06.920 little town that's where he lives. It's outside of La outside of La Crescenta, 337 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:11.200 outside of Glendale, in that area. So we're gonna go there for 338 00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:12.279 I'm going to meet him for the first time. He's, like, I 339 00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:15.960 guess, an excellent cook, and we're going to have a Christmas meet eve 340 00:28:17.079 --> 00:28:21.640 there, and then we are going to go back to my mom's open some 341 00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:23.000 presents, and then we have to leave early because Evan has to go back 342 00:28:23.000 --> 00:28:26.079 to the other family. And then Christmas night, then the next day, 343 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:29.880 I gotta work, and then I gotta work, and then I gotta work, 344 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:32.440 and then I gotta work on New Year's Day. I gotta work on 345 00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:37.079 the next day. After they get the money. Heck, I'm happy. 346 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:41.559 Yeah, no doubt, no doubt at the holiday money. No, some 347 00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:45.079 part time saying why don't you your full time I'm salaried, so doesn't Oh 348 00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:49.400 see, there's good and bad things about being salaried. Huh, yeah, 349 00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:55.559 totally. And then are you doing anything special? You're just gonna I'm going 350 00:28:55.599 --> 00:29:00.240 to a friend's house. Uh on actually Christmas Day or Christmas Eve? Christmas 351 00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:04.480 He's not sure. Do you guys open presents on the Christmas Eve or on 352 00:29:04.519 --> 00:29:07.279 the day. I've got the strong opinions about Okay, what is your strong 353 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:11.000 opinion? If you open your presence on Christmas Eve, that is weird. 354 00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:17.480 It's weird. What do you do Christmas morning? Then eat and enjoy the 355 00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:19.799 gifts you opened the night before? And you know, what that way. 356 00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:22.640 I've never done it that way either. Yeah, and if you do it 357 00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:26.119 that way, that's fine, but it's weird. I want to tell you 358 00:29:26.160 --> 00:29:30.079 about something I got my mom that is really special. What shall I tell 359 00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:33.799 you right now? Yeah, she just didn't listen, Okay. So in 360 00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:41.920 nineteen seventy four, my dad built this really beautiful tile address sign that it's 361 00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:45.640 metal, has like a metal handle and it has it had a wood frame, 362 00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:49.039 and it had tiles all around. And our address was three to one 363 00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:52.119 one three, and we had this really big house and it was up a 364 00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:56.799 big driveway, so what it was at the bottom of the driveway and there 365 00:29:56.799 --> 00:30:00.279 it sat for years and years and years, my whole entire life. So 366 00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:03.519 when my mom sold the house when my dad died, she took the sign 367 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:10.400 because he made it. So it was been sitting in her backyard deteriorating for 368 00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:14.839 all these years. It's nineteen seventy four. It's termite ridden. Some of 369 00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:17.920 the tiles were falling off, all the cocking was gone, the three one 370 00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:22.839 one three was gone. I went to Mexico and I had them rebuild the 371 00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:27.160 whole thing, original tiles and everything. Oh my god, they polished she's 372 00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:33.240 going to free and I sat here at this table and I stenciled on three 373 00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:37.039 one one three, just exactly how it was in white. And it's over 374 00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:41.599 there and it's I had a bubble wrap and it's heavy as heck, but 375 00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:45.440 it's for me, Eric and Jenny, and it means so much to us 376 00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:51.319 because that was our childhood. And my mom is going to this is the 377 00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:53.880 best Christmas present I think I've ever gotten anybody in my life. Yeah, 378 00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:56.759 oh god, I'm so excited to give it to her. That's so, 379 00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:00.519 that's gonna be really fun. I'm that's the most excited. This is the 380 00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:03.960 most excited I've been about Christmas in a really long time. And then my 381 00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:07.599 kids being here and everything. So it's going to be as gifts. I 382 00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.680 know, are those up there. I might wear those lakings. I'm not 383 00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:15.720 gonna lie. Those were comfortable with the little kiddie top. Not gonna lie. 384 00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:21.160 But I just want to say to you guys who watch the show, 385 00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:25.720 who listened to the show and have been for maybe you're new, thank you, 386 00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:27.400 maybe you just found us. That's awesome. We love it. Thank 387 00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:32.279 you so much. We just want to be that little bit of escape for 388 00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:34.160 you. On a day, maybe when you're not having a great day, 389 00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:37.559 or you just want to like tune out the world and you want to just 390 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.440 hang out with friends. That's what we're here for. We just want to 391 00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:48.119 make you laugh, make you smile, inspire you hopefully sometimes and you certainly 392 00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:53.000 inspire us, And we really, really truly appreciate you taking the time out 393 00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:56.359 of your day to listen to us and to be a fane on if you 394 00:31:56.440 --> 00:32:02.079 are. And I can't tell you how much it means to us, especially 395 00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:07.319 Eric and I, because we created this thing God almost five years ago and 396 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:13.160 it's growing and changing and we're trying to make it as best we can. 397 00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:16.720 And then adding Brian was like the best thing we've ever done. And so 398 00:32:17.559 --> 00:32:22.400 we just hope to bring in the new year with great new shows and a 399 00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:28.720 whole new look. And I just hope whoever you celebrate your Christmas with, 400 00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:31.200 whether it be family, chosen family, friends, maybe you just want to 401 00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:36.160 hang by yourself enjoy it. We love you. Thank you so much for 402 00:32:36.279 --> 00:32:39.160 listening and enjoying our show hopefully, and all the nice comments you guys have 403 00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:44.799 given us over the years. Thank you guys so much. And I don't 404 00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:45.799 know if you guys want to add anything to that, or if you just 405 00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:50.079 want to, like log out and say Merry Christmas, just Merry Christmas, 406 00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:52.160 Happy Holidays. Thank you guys all so much for your love and support. 407 00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:58.079 We really appreciate it. Brian, Yeah, Merry Christmas. Really appreciate you 408 00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:01.119 guys all. Listen, this is such a weird bunch too. That is 409 00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:06.640 all in one room every Monday, I know, to talk it, yeah, 410 00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:09.279 just to talk for forty five minutes. Yeah, so the weirdest three 411 00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:13.559 Musketeers, an old old, an old has been, an old gay guy 412 00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:17.200 and a young guy. It's nothing going on, but yeah, it's been. 413 00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:21.039 We love doing it and we love that you guys watch and you look 414 00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:27.960 absolutely ridiculous. Whatever pot calling cattle or whatever you say. I don't even 415 00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:30.200 know that. I know. I never know this, I never know those 416 00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:34.519 terms. I never know this URMs. But anyway, I hope you guys 417 00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:37.400 have just an excellent time and a great time off and I hope you have 418 00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:46.640 some days off and we love you so much and win that love your podcast. 419 00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:51.240 You're not on a parade. What oh I thought I was on a 420 00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:58.279 you? Well you you could be easily easy. We'll go do one right 421 00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:01.920 after this. Yeah, well oh yeah, bye am. You'll get something 422 00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:05.960 to eat and your outfit. Hell, it's a good idea. Yea, 423 00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:08.880 use some tacos. Oh, I have a great place. No, as 424 00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:13.480 long as you wear the gay Stalin has you know what, he's sick. 425 00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:17.199 He can't go out of date it anyway, all right, you get to 426 00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:22.760 lock us out for that year twenty twenty three. This is the last time 427 00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:25.679 you're going to say that your podcast. And I love you, my sweet 428 00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:30.039 sweet babies. I'm so happy, love you guys so much, so so 429 00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:35.840 much, thank you. Bye bye,