Guess me, every time I'm little, a little bit after ten am on
a Thursday means it's time for Cops Rock with Dave Jennings. That's true,
And I'm going to wait a few seconds as my Hill Street Blues theme sits
through a receas Peanut Buttercup YouTube ad. Right. Oh, it is so
easy to find cops that rock each and every day in this country, including
in the Bronx, where a daring rescue was caught on police body camera when
officers rush to save a man who had fallen onto the subway tracks. In
the Bronx, Oh boy, three officers were on patrol at the Fordham Road
subway station when they received reports of a man that had fallen. Body camera
video shows the three officers running to the platform saying we have to stop the
train. One of the officers drop down to the tracks while the other two
help the man get back to the platform's edge. They then rendered eight after
pulling him to safety. Yeah, there's a lot more accidents. People get
injured in those subways. Sometimes you see videos of people actually push other people
in front of a train, literally throwing them under the train tracks. And
then there's an electrical like the third rail though, yeah, the third rail.
Don't touch the third rail. Probably a band name those cops rail the
third rail. Yeah, that could be whoa the third rail or third rail?
Third rail? Third rail? See third rail? Yeah, third rail,
that'll work. And then when we get popular, people go, hey,
you go see rail this weekend. Tr man. It's just the t
here you go. See all right, third rail, let me get it
locked in. Tr Let's go to Los Angeles County. The video shows surveillance
footage of Jonathan Scott Foster, thirty eight years old, breaking the glass door
of a convenience store and pointing a machete at the cashier. He can be
seen approaching the clerk and swinging the machete adam hitting him in the hand.
The cashier then flees the store. Deputies responded to the store, but did
not find him inside. Neighboring businesses were asked to call nine to one one
if anyone matching his description spotted nearby. Later in the morning, deputies were
alerted that someone matching the description and carrying a machete was in a nearby grocery
store. Deputies responded and confronted him at the entrance. Upon seeing the deputies,
Foster pulled up the machete and another large knife. After deputies draw their
service weapons and instruck Foster to set the knife down, he attempted to negotiate,
claiming that it was indeed the officers who drew their weapons first. Wasn't
it true though, that some guy in an alligator alligator vest showed up and
went, that's not at all if we had a machete in her in her
house when I was going we did. How that held was we don't live
in a jungle, Why do we the machete? Well. The deputies talked
to him for several minutes and asked the store employee who had come out to
meet them to tell shoppers to hunker down. Foster refused to put the machete
down, eventually backed up into the store. The deputy talk with Foster replaced
his gun with a taser as deputies followed him, still shuffling backwards, moving
through the store. As Foster continued to move, deputies deployed tasers at him
three times, also shot him with several less lethal projectiles, which were rendered
less effective because he had a large, thick coaton yep. After the third
taser deployment, Foster charged deputies with the machete. Three deputies discharged their weapons,
striking him several times. Deputies rendered medical late until paramedics arrived, but
he succumbed to his injuries. Just a day in the life of a cop.
Cops, Rock, no question, there somebody coming at you with a
mashetti. Oh sorry, you're going bye bye. Yeah, you don't get
to play with others anymore. I'm going home. I'm going home with all
of my fingers and toes. If that happens in Louisville, they suspend the
officer, then they put him on trial and build a statue for the guy
with said machetes exactly did everything by the book here, less lethal first for
having to pull the weapons. Oh, cops, Rock, we love you.
Hey, before I get into this list, Unless you guys have something
else play, I do want to say in my favorite tweet today on the
UFL basketball search was from Craig Ewing, Bob Huggins is a coaching candidate that
would crawl to the vill because he couldn't find his car keys. That's and
what did Terry Miners tweet out that it was dollars broke down basically the women.
So he will end up making in his two years, including the buyout,
twelve million dollars, which means he made a million dollars of victory at
University of Louisville. They were great victories. Oh, but it's about the
student athlete. No, it really is. Yes, Okay, let's do
you want to do a list here? Because I got one? Why nottes?
Okay, this is snacks that people Americans snacks, and Americans are most
nostalgic for it. I didn't know some of these were on somebod these didn't
even know they existed. Number one. Number one on the list is dunker
ruse. Have you ever heard of a dunker Rusee? Yep, it's a
donut, a little tiny dunk a ru Right, it's gone, it's there.
They're not a donut. It looks like a we you can't get him
anymore. It's a cookie dunked in sugary. I sing yo. Yes,
yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there's a version of a slight version
of that in the Girl Scout cookies. They they made a slight comeback in
twenty twenty. And now the dunk a ruse, dunk a ruse. Uh
wait a minute, Oreo, Oreo cakesters get sounds. What happened? Was
dunk a Ruse are here? It is? Dunk a ruse are are like
Graham crackers, like cinnamon Grand David snacking sounds for a snack list, David,
David David. I gotta tell you he's on this, David. He
is just poking, poking. I gotta tell you, man, it's almost
like he's kay, oh, come on man, the chewing sound. And
we built this city on top of each other. Where's when you need her?
There's the dunkerws. So you open the package and you have one side
is the Graham crackers and the other side is the icing, so you you
can dip it in there. Yeah. Find out more about dunk a Ruse
at w w W dot dot com dot com. Oreole cakesterres. I like
those uh those wanna went away bagel bites. Those are the super crunchy little
bagel chips, right, No, no bagel bites. Were these small pizzas
weren't they? Or they still they still have those? That's what I'm gonna
says. Station near you. Are they still for sale? Yeah? Yes,
either the little Pepperoni tiny Pepperoni pizzas. Bagel bites there still you can
buy. I'm like you get them for ten fifty nine. Matter of fact,
I'm gonna go do that today. JACKO, get some bagel bites.
Jack, I'm gonna take something mego bites to the path of total. It's
not a bad idea bag a bites. You have Hines three cheese mini bagels
and then ketch up on them. They have the party size forty count if
you're gonna get really stoned and have two or three of your buddies over,
Okay, now you got me? Okay, oh there we go, all
right, speaking your language, isn't that get stoned and eat a box of
bagel bites. Everything in my house is get stoned in You wouldn't believe allegedly.
Allegedly. You would not believe some of the concoctions I come up with
about ten thirty I keep forgetting it. It's not legal yet. It's not
like most people have forgotten that too. That's why we don't do it.
What's in your glove court, It's just a bag of weed. And then
they go, oh wait, tab soda understandable. I liked it. That
was famous for having Sakkerin in it and having that warning on the side that
it paid for by big sugar. No, that's not actually, that's not
making fun of it. That was paid for by the sugar industry. You
have to consume what was it sixty four It was like tons of sac It
was you would have to drink seventy five tabs a day a day for decades
for a chance for a chance a cancer. But once people were like,
oh that that u sacra. No, it's it's it causes cancer. Here's
the thing it doesn't. But here's the thing. Tab was big in the
seven years eighties writers. It was the only die cocaine. Yeah. Yeah,
and people were concerned about the sacrac Yeah, they smoke like freight trains
Marlboro reds. Yes, yeah, that's how you decide. The actual warning
mentioned killing rats. Yeah it was this. The sugar industry really did a
number on Americans. See that's how we the winds. We like humane mouse
traps. So we just sat a bunch of tabs out. What else h
frutopia? I don't remember if it was it was, is that like a
fruit roll up? It was launched by the Coca Cola. Hello, welcome,
to for topia. Were your fantasy is Ron Wild. I am the
king of Frutopia. My name mister Rourke. Your dreams come true? The
snags Okay, Pepsi No, I always had this wrong. I remembered it
wrong. I called it pepsi clear, but it's crystal pepsi. Yeah,
crystal pepsi came out in nineteen ninety two. It's weird that the color has
to match what you're eating. Yes, it's just yes. If they've wanted
clear, they buy a sprite yep, lemon lime, Orbits drinks. I
don't remembering. I don't remember. Oh, neither Kudos granola bars. They're
still out there. I think I said it was quietly discontinued back into I
was seventeen. I thought they were still out there. That's it. People
complimented them often. Oh, it's sparkling water. That's what orbits is,
orbits is. Yeah, it's in it to come too. Oh, it's
called clearly Canadian straw, battery and blue bettery and peach. It's sparkling water.
You can just get sparkling water and then orange diamonds. Just repackage the
same stuff over and over again. Green clovers. No, no, that's
the Spotnik's got this new thing going on where I can't delete anything unless I
say something. Johnny from the News says TAB was not killed off until twenty
twenty. Another victim of COVID D, Thank you. I wonder what.
I wonder what it was called? Tab? Let me see if my trust.
Every time someone says TAB, I always think of back to the future.
I always think at my bar, I'll take a tab son. I
can't give you anything, and I can't. I can't start a tab until
you order something. Put it on my tail, all right, give me
a pepsi clear? Oh, he says pepsi clear in the movie. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, it does. Okay, as long as we're
talking about food. Hang on one thing though, real quick. Yeah,
a duck would never say put it on my tap. He would say put
it on my bill. That is true. A fifty two year old Florida
man, initially believed to have severe migraines Are you ready for this, has
discovered that he has a tapeworm in his brain. Oh man, how did
he get his brain? Dude? Eating undercooked bacon? Oh no, my
god, in the middle of the day, in the middle of the day,
complaining of week long headaches for four months. His lifelong preference for soft
bacon was the perfect storm for this tapeworm, a condition where the parasite lays
eggs, infecting various body regions. The ailment is preventable, but if proper
hygiene isn't maintained, it can spread. Oh, leading to hospitalization for about
a thousand Americans every year. But he's recovering. You know how you get
rid of that. You get a really hot tape worm and you put it
just outside your ear. No tell me if I'm wrong, But to get
didn't they used to do this where they would put food or something you would
open your mouth, or they put tapeworms in you on purpose to lose weight.
Oh I heard that too, But didn't you take like if it was
in your intestines. Didn't you take like like xlax or something. They did
something to wake make them crawl out of your uh puho. Yeah, yeah,
it's crazy. I think now they just you know, take something to
kill it. I would just have to say, knock me out. I
can't have that experience something a snake crawling out of my well. Just do
the Boston and don't look back. Well, I guess you got a confirm
though, don't you know you couldn't feel it. You're gonna feel it coming
out of your butt. But how do you think of tape worm coming out
of your butt? You're not gonna feel it. Oh, be covered in
duty, Yeah, yeah, would might be splashing around in there duty and
you just wouldn't know. But how do you lose weight? Because if the
tapeworms in your stomach and you eat the food and the tapeworm eats some of
it, you both poop it out. See where's the weight loss coming from?
Right? And here's what I hit my luck. If I'd say,
look, I'm in my wits end, I gotta lose this gut. Can
you give me a tapeworm? My would be like a caring carpenter tape anorexic
tapeworm, and it would do me nothing. I got. The story on
tab tab was created in nineteen sixty three by Coca Cola. Why and why
was the name tab Well? Sales and marketing of diet right Cola, owned
by a Royal Crown company, went through the roof Coca Cola wanted to get
in on the game, so they marketed tab is the diet cola for those
that wanted to keep tabs on their weight. Oh boy, all right?
How to get rid of tapeworms in humans? Uh? Include garlic, pumpkin,
and ginger. These herbs have had anti parasitic effects in some animal.
Or mix a three or four tablespoons of hot water with one tablespoon of raw
papaya juice and honey to kill tapeworms. Take it on an empty stomach.
Two hours later, drink a glass of warm milk mixed with castor oil.
Seems like the honey would just get them all hopped up on sugar and they
would be even worse. Right. How do you flush out tapeworms? They
have it a gerbil in your stomach. Oh dude, like Richard gear.
Oh there's a mixture, Richard. What you have this? Uh? Pet
durabile, I got you. I guess you poop them out, pet gurbo
sly, it's better than like passing a stone. There's a mix you can
buy from your doctor that paralyzes the worm and forcing it to dislodge. Name
it dislodges from the intestinal wall, and then you poop it out. I
guess. Oh, do you do you confirm or just keep going and don't
look. That's what I'm saying. Now, you come on, You're not
gonna feel it, because you could feel anything that's near that area. No,
but it's gonna come out with your duty and it's not just gonna come
out on his own. You won't feel it if you numb it. First
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