Good morning everyone. It's Tuesday. It's time to do the things, and
we have a special thing for you if you want to come up to the
station after the show. That's a weird thing to tell people, but me
in the lobby. You get some vote ninety seven to one of the freak
signs for you. That'll be fun. The thing I'm most excited for today
the debut of the new segment Game Stop with a brand new intro eight o'clock.
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arrive to work at eight thirty. Get the call in going now. I'm
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or if you're at work streaming on You sure are being bossy this morning telling
people what to do. Why are you his ass? They start doing?
What do you do? I do everything? He does everything, Mikey except
maintain yourself. That's true. Kevin admitted that he has a big bush.
I believe him too. He kind of You can just tell me don't what
do you He rolls his You know, so you standing in the corner opening
up his short pants. His short pants. You are shorts akin today?
Hell yeah, legs and seggs. Baby, you are engaged to be wed.
This is the time when you should be like premium Cavio maintained just an
f machine, I mean pretty pretty maintained actually right now, But I wasn't
about two weeks ago, like once every two months, just wamp so once
over. Yeah, plow through its belly from hanging under it. And scissors
and a comb, yeah, giving it a nice style. I have two
should have iron I used to curl them. I have a manscaped I think
that I had a manscaped endorsement years ago. Those are back when we had
national UH ratings sales. Those are cool. But after about two or three
attempts at bush maintenance, you have to get a new ceramic blade for this.
Yeah. Well the but like first or second try, they worn't great.
That The thing I had was pretty good. It was called the lawnmower.
I had one of those two and it sits in the bottom of a
drawer in my bathroom because I'm just like, I don't want to keep ordering
these things. It's like the printer cartridge scam where the printer is nine hundred
dollars and to replace your cartridges every two months, that's like fifty It's like,
what, huh? I like you coming lower quality? Now? All
the head's on on the weird heads. That's strange, Like, I don't
know what's for what, but it handled it and it was free, and
that's what I still use. I've never had to replace it. You serious,
huh? That I might? Maybe I have not that, Harry.
You're definitely Harry. I mean just because I have an afro right now,
does it mean definitely? Harry? I don't know. I don't think I've
never been overtly Harry. I don't have a lot of hair on my chest.
Do you use the same clippers on your your bikini region that you do
on your beard? No, don't lie. You look like you were just
lying to me. He can tell Oh yeah, he's trust me. It's
shocking how good he is. You've done that before where you've kind of been
down there just kind of fiddling about. It's like, oh, knock a
little bit here, and then you get on your mustache. It's like,
why does this thing smell weird? Oh God, because it smells like mustard
wang sauce. We're worried about you, Kevin. We just want you to
take care of you. Don't needs to worry about me. Oh we are.
I'm worried about you. Guys, don't worry about us. We worry
about you for many reasons, but the main one is Kevin, we love
you very much. We only want the best for you. That's true.
No one wants No one's gonna look. I've been a good portion of my
radio career just getting picked on. So like I know, I can sense
it when it's happening, So it's fine. I'm okay with it. No
you don't okay, Well, thank you. You say subtle things and then
the listeners. Then the listeners, I think they understand the day. It's
just because they don't really like me on the air that much. As all
that is that it's more of a basic like that is not true. I
think they like you a lot. Yeah, you're actually the likable one out
of these. I wouldn't say that you are. You're a tough spot because
a handful of people really like dingu and like me enough, so you're the
one that they're trying to make themselves like, but I think you're leave them
no choice. Oh we're Look, it's a little different because like, first
of all, people need to stop being so dedicated to things except our station.
Okay, there's one thing I just listen to us now good, But
there is like a weird thing where like p ones would do this thing,
or people who listen to y'alls old station would do this thing with they really
take a lot of pride in being the Jared Watson had Trivia master of that
station. It's their life identity. And then you would think, even though
I was only there for like four years in a mostly overnight or part time
advisory role, you were giving advice. Yeah, absolutely that you would think
though if you were that dedicated that you would know everything. There's people just
like they'd just say tough, and I'm like, I did work there,
like like it's just like almost like that's just forgotten to those who like to
boast about their knowledge of I don't know. Well, there's a certain element
of truth. A great man once said and says often, you know,
let's worry about those who are here and not those who aren't. Well,
I've heard that before, and you know what I say to that, Sometimes
the people who aren't people you'd know and love. So no, I think
about everyone, and we'll continue to do so until the day I perish.
I'm not saying I agree with the man that says those things. Oh,
he just says it. Yeah, he just says it. Yeah, Like
I'm gonna be thinking about Jordan Montgomery if we don't sign him. I'm confused
by everything, and that's why coming up at nine today we'll have Jeopardy Tournament
of Champion man Jared Watson. He did it, Buddy Effen did he crushed?
He crushed, And I can tell you I sucked at it last night.
Really yeah, it was rough. I didn't get him any right.
I didn't see the GD episode, but I went online to look it up
and there were massive articles about one of the most shocking episodes of Tournament Champions
ever, Like this was a shock upset and apparently a lot of people play
a lot, but people play in like a fantasy build a team for Tournament
Champions. Dude, I would have done that, and he blew them all
up because the guy he took out, Chris Panulo. Okay, He was
like, you got to build your team around Chris Panulo, Like, obviously,
I'm I got Chris Panulo in my on my team number one pick.
Figure out all the other stuff after that, because Chris Chris Banulo sitting there.
How many did he win in a row? Twenty one straight? Jared
our friend three three? Yeah, now he did one juggernaut. It can
only be Jared m Well, there was a thing. Okay, shrug and
looks sad after that, what I said wasn't helpful. Now you can look
sad. Actually, okay, here's what it does. I had his categories
pulled up, but I just lost it. The point is, though he
got lucky because remember he was talking about he's a music guy, and first
of all, he got the he handled the daily doubles, but then he
got in Double Jeopardy the seventies totally rocked. Okay, that's pretty much what
we were like, you need he said, he needed, yeah, right,
yeah, and he got it. And I guess when he talked to
us that it already technically, but he had told me privately that he was
a musician, so like he was saying magician, he told you privately he
was a magician. Yeah, yeah, so Danny, could you get these
for two thousand dollars? Uh? Is this the daily double? Or is
this the final? Or what is this? This was the double Jeopardy category.
The seventies totally rocked. Okay, let's go. Can I try to
go first? Mike? To go first? You have almost no chance.
I don't agree with you. I'm not yeah. Only months after releasing four
hundred dollars, Only months after releasing nineteen seventy nine is Highway to Hell,
The scriup lost the lead singer bon Scott to a cute alcohol We know that
one? What is a Who is ACDC direct? Mike Good? This quartet
gave us a tour of Cashmere in nineteen seventy five and enjoyed some custard pie.
Where is led Zeppelin? Fire in the Sky for twelve hundred? Fire
in the Sky After Jimmy Hendrick trow Casino burned during a Zappa gig, Deep
Purple wrote this top five hit with a killer lick, Oh, smoke on
the Water? Correct? I need to praise that as a question though,
why is smoking the in the on the water? For sixteen hundred? Mike?
The seventies totally rocked long hair as seen on this rock and roll band
from Massachusetts, who's nineteen seventy six debut album included rock and roll band and
then five guys with long hair, a couple of them shirtless. Oh they're
trying to picture. Oh well that's that's makes it hard. But you're in
Massachusetts, guy though, who is Boston correct? Oh well yeah, that's
why they say at Massachusetts, you're right. And for two thousand, I
want you to want me to say. Cheap Tricks nineteen seventy eight live album
at this arena in Japan is a hard rock masterpiece. Where is the Tokyo
Dome? Where is Budakan correct? Danny Boudakan. He crush that category pretty
much. But he hit all the daily doubles too. He got the daily
doubles oftentimes would know he had two daily doubles, and that's what saved his
bacon. They say those were shockingly easy. Yeah, music questions like teen
Jeopardy music questions, which I know you excel my specialty. I smacked these
teens around. What about these double daily doubles? Mike five for six thousand
dollars, This is world capitals. This capital is the Yukon headquarters of the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The Yukon. Fittingly, this capital is the Yukon
headquarters of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Well it isn't Ottawa the capital of
Canada technically, but the Yukon, fittingly royal Canadian Mountain. Fittingly so Yukon.
That's the northern territory, the Saskatchewan. Uh that's a province. Yeah,
okay, fittingly, fittingly so royal. Something fittingly fitting something like a
mounted horse shirtland Shirtland. I'm gonna go with horse shirt. I'll go fittingly.
I'll go with pantsburg the white horse. Okay, I got half of
it, right, No, that ver six? What was shirt horse?
Okay? Yeah, so we'll take that. We got that one, so
homie one. We'll bet it all on the last one. Okay. This
category was alloys. That's when you combine two medals, two or more metals
together to create a new metal. I did get one. Man. Magnesium
and aluminum are used to make the minute Magnan Lumano. Uh So, seven
less five thousand dollars is what he went down on for alloys. This seven
letter word for an alloy used in dentistry is also used to mean any combination
of two or more substances. I'd like to call doctor ted like they say,
compound amalgam amalgam and compounds eight letters stop. And that's why he's the
champion. The point is Jared get the final Jeopardy. For those who don't
know, he's from Greenville's here in DFW. We had him on last week.
Yeah, he got to Final Jeopardy and I was like, I was
wondering in my head, does he know? Like, do they show you
the score of the other people? Surely they do so you can be strategic,
absolutely, because there are a couple of times where he could have he
could have just not answered and cry held the lead. Towards the end of
Double Jeopardy, they show the score. That's your question you wanted to ask.
He's just gonna say yes, and then you're gonna hang out. You
have another question, Okay, I'll cancel the interview. No, I don't
do that. I just think of another question. I got a couple more.
What is it? Why'd you struggle so much at the First Testament?
Man, I mean the New Testament? Oh yeah, give me those.
You're right for the New Testament, agreeing to crucify Jesus. He washed his
hands and said, I am innocent of the blood of this just person.
I don't know. Is it conscious pilot? It is conscious pilot, someone
had never heard of till last night. Saint Paul wrote his epistol You're like
Jesus, you get me to the Philip, To the Philip Philippians from here.
Also a creative spot from Martin Luther King Jr. H His Freedom Like
a Human. Paul wrote his a Pistol to the Philippians from here. Also
a creative spot for Martin Luther King Jr. A creative spot memph Us jail.
Oh, I was thinking. John fifteen thirteen says greater love hath no
man than his than this. Then a man laid down his life for these
people. Who are the people I mean, his quarries, his friends,
friends, stories is his friends. Yeah, dude, you're kind of killing
He's a huge thumping the Bible, stumping thumping it. He's pushing it a
lot of church. I would have gotten in jail, but I was thinking
of a city and like, that's kind of hard. So much Church Acts
seven reports that he was stoned to death for speaking what the council thought was
blasphemy against god Stone to death? What't was it? Paul Stephen Stone Goddard,
I didn't know there's a Stephen Stone Goddard. Hey, Steve, I
think he goes by Steph last one the apostle drew his sword and smote the
high priest servant and cut off his right ear. I don't know. Bang
go Look, I didn't bango. I didn't listen while I was in church.
Yeah, Peter, Peter, it was me. We'll tell you about
the Pooh Cruiser. So I have this thing. It's a new initiative.
We'll see if it works or not. I have these signs. Have you
guys voted for primaries yet he has gone to your local polling. I'm waiting.
I'm waiting to go to deliver some signs. The polls close on Friday.
Yeah, two birds, two signs, one dingo. But they're open
all week, right, open all week. It's voting season. Yeah,
all right, we got something fun for people. We got a huge I'm
gonna call it a contest. I'm gonna say it's an official contest where if
you can get signs, and I have these signs that they say a vote
ninety seven win a freak, we all purchase them. And uh, basically
the rules are very simple. You come up and get up to five signs.
I'm gonna give you five max. And if you go put them at
a polling location. And I linked on a on a post on Twitter and
Facebook on all the stuff that has your you know, you just click on
your county. It'll show you every polling location and you find very easy.
And if you go out dump a vote ninety seven to one the freak sign,
just stick it in the ground. I got steaks on there. Just
stick it in the ground, take a photo or a video with it,
and then post it into the comments of these posts. You're entered into a
big drawing. Now this drawing at the end. Also, you can use
your front yard. So if you're you know, if you're gonna hit one
polling location and your house, I'll give you two signs, you know whatever.
I'll be out in the lobby from until noon today after the show,
okay, and and I'll be at the ALBUMO Draft House in Irving from five
thirty to six tonight. And it's a short time. I gotta watch the
maps. But five thirty to six. The speakeasy is broadcasting live there two
to five thirty, so you can come out and get it there, okay,
or five because if you get five signs, then you have five injuries.
As long as you you know, do the post. You gotta do
five different posts. But it doesn't matter. Can be your yard, one
of them can be your yard. Absolutely, I'm gonna do this. Yes,
so you get in. I want to win one major role. You
can't be within one hundred feet of the voting location. Don't worry about that.
Just where everyone else is putting their signs. Time out, hundreds of
signs there. I think you can. You know what I think you can
too. We're not talking candidates. We're a very separate sign that has nothing
to do with this election. We're just putting signs. Yeah, we can
be the only signs within one hundred feet. You know it was some old
person is gonna waddle out there and yank them all out. Yeah, but
you will already be in your car and gone by the time they show up.
Yeah, if you're smart, you just spin or slow stick it.
Yeah, they're not gonna chase you down. I'm back here. What you're
doing that's not a candidate, and I'll be like, neither is Maria Cortez,
who's running for traffic cop or whatever. I don't know what they're like,
a lot of weird things they read for our railroad commissioner, Like,
what are we talking about? This makes zero sense to me. Also,
I haven't looked into it at all. See if you put the signs with
all the other signs that it's gonna be lost in a sea of signs.
I don't think we're gonna have much impact. But if you put them way
closer to the building, some volnteer is gonna yank it out of the ground
just because out of a reflex I think throwing the trash. Don't you think
though, that for the purposes of having the picture of it, it's gonna
look really funny having the free vote. Ninety seven won the free can a
see of all of these other weird candidates that nobody's ever heard of except maybe
Adam Bazadoula or whatever his name is. Colin already Yeah, Well, the
one that I've had my site set on where I can go vote. It's
a library over in Richardson. But there's like a little right turn lane,
and there's a little grassy patch right there, so if you're getting that turn
lane, you'll just see it like it's good visibility. Yeah, and surrounded
by a few signs. Yeah. I've got a polling spot that's by the
fire station station fifty three in my hood. And there's a polling station over
by that golf course that's across from all the liquor stores on Samuel that tennis
and again m h, I refuse to say tennis. Who won't say it?
I just forget. Do you think the most impact though, is to
like, we're not gonna be too strict on if you're out there putting the
signs in the ground and spreading the gospel, like we're gonna you're gonna have
an entry as long as you loosely follow the rules, right, Yeah,
yes, But do you think maybe if you post the picture like you're right,
like approaching the driveway, like three signs in a row might be more
impactful. I want people to see these and be like, wait, wells
that the truth is. I would never know too if you just post it
bam bam bam. But don't give them audience loopholes. We want to spread
it to as many polling locations as possible. I think the yard is a
great place because number one, you don't no one's going to take it away,
and people drive by your house and stuff. That's like, huh,
I wonder what that is. I think I will check out. I think
I will vote for the free. That's why I decided to allow it,
you know, as an extra jury, so you can get up to five
entries. We got to see five of your different you know comments, you
know, with the picture and there. But that's that'll be easy. And
then we have a drunk What do you win? What do you win?
So basically we'll take I said two two winners, I can make it three.
If you want to do three's go crazy, man. Three winners will
win ninety seven dollars and ten cents each, just waymount like your radio it.
Man, What a good deal for lone Star. If they were going
to try this, they could just do ninety two dollars and fifty cents they
could save. But because we got the five dollars from AT and T,
this is gonna work out well for us ninety seven to ten. Don't worry
about it. Some people will connect the dots and some won't. That's how
you usually all. Sometimes your puzzles are really difficult to size. Eight the
phones that died last week, and at and T is giving everyone a five
dollars credit. Okay, now I understand. I just didn't think I had
to reset that. Well, I'm on Verizon, so me too, me
too. Don't get the email. Plus if you win the drawing, which
will do next week. His polls close Friday, so we'll do the drawing
next week. If you win the drawing, you and three of your friends
get the I'm up here. Choose what show you want to hang out hang
out in studio. No one's gonna choose us because no one's gonna want to
get up at six am, and they will have food catered to them.
It's pretty sweet likely and these people have not been approached yet, but talking
to Ben Rodgers on the phone last night, it felt like maybe a Tottal
barbecue situation might be in the mix. You know, maybe we get Waterburger
and whatever. We'll have delicious foods delivered, so a hundred bucks in free
food and you get to meet Mike Reiner had a deal. Everyone's gonna chose
the speakeasy because they can go the afternoon. Yeah, don't pick us,
Dad, I'll pick us. We're grumpy in the morning. You don't want
to be up that early anyways, and the last thing you want is a
morning burgie. Trust me, on a seven am chili chi, I've goed,
you might as well be. You might as well be locked down on
a cruise ship if that happens. Yeah, well, so there it is.
First, get your signs in the lobby today. Today, I'm gonna
I'm gonna hang with you for at least an hour. We're gonna be out
there giving out and I'll have to just pull up. We're right on the
damn toll way right at the what is that spring valley? Yep, you
probably don't even have to get out of your dar Just hunk will run out
there, get little teen girl on roller skates delivering milkshake. It's gonna get
kind of hot, so get get out of your car. Me and Mike
want to sit on the chairs, the comfy chairs out in the lobby.
I see one person that shows up in two hours, we're gonna get off
our ass and deliver the goods. We'll make it easy for them. Yeah,
and it's awkward. For them. They don't want to park and get
out and like look and then hello. No, we want to make them
feel comfortable. We'll do the work. We'll do the work for the time
that I'm here. I will jog these signs straight out to you. Might
even replace your wife or blades if you have a new pair. Him up
on this. People, make Mikey jog. I will jog. Make Mikey
job like Navi and R. Johnson at a full service gas station. So
that will run out there before noon today, naim the noonish and then five
thirty to six tonight inerving an Alamo draft house. And we may be out
of signs at five thirty. So maybe don't roll the dice. I know
people got to work, but tell your boss, hey, I'm trying to
take back America voting the freak. Yeah, so make sure you do that.
We'll get update. You know, we'll remind you throughout the day.
All right, Good enough, everyone, that's really good. That a fun,
ambitious, a little homegrown idea. Boy, it was I had way
more pocket on Friday and yesterday I nearly quit the idea. I know he
just dumped the signs out because they all shut up your house, you know.
I was like, God, I gotta put these all on steaks.
I scuffed up my hands. Take them yourself. Yeah, oh, Kevin,
let me see your hands. Your hand's hurt. Yeah, a few
marks on my arm too. Oh that's all right. You look to me
like you're gonna be all right. I think I'll survive coming up next though.
I gave you a perfect segue, I know, and I just just
I just escaped. I know I was gonna do it. I kind of
just reacted to it, like, oh yeah, so you do it.
Then, Oh yeah, there's a cruise ship and everybody's got diarrhea. Stick
around for the inside scoop.