WEBVTT 1 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:27.920 Good morning everyone. It's Tuesday. It's time to do the things, and 2 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.800 we have a special thing for you if you want to come up to the 3 00:00:30.839 --> 00:00:35.600 station after the show. That's a weird thing to tell people, but me 4 00:00:35.679 --> 00:00:37.960 in the lobby. You get some vote ninety seven to one of the freak 5 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:42.399 signs for you. That'll be fun. The thing I'm most excited for today 6 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:50.200 the debut of the new segment Game Stop with a brand new intro eight o'clock. 7 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:54.759 Lock it in. If you're supposed to be at work at eight, 8 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:59.200 arrive to work at eight thirty. Get the call in going now. I'm 9 00:00:59.240 --> 00:01:02.600 gonna be thirty minute. It's late. I had a flat tire, I 10 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:04.760 had a bit of a leak. You got plenty of excuses. You guys 11 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:10.760 have used them all throughout your entire life. Don't miss Game Stop at ay 12 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:17.319 or if you're at work streaming on You sure are being bossy this morning telling 13 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:23.439 people what to do. Why are you his ass? They start doing? 14 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:30.239 What do you do? I do everything? He does everything, Mikey except 15 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:37.000 maintain yourself. That's true. Kevin admitted that he has a big bush. 16 00:01:37.159 --> 00:01:44.400 I believe him too. He kind of You can just tell me don't what 17 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:49.959 do you He rolls his You know, so you standing in the corner opening 18 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:53.200 up his short pants. His short pants. You are shorts akin today? 19 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:59.040 Hell yeah, legs and seggs. Baby, you are engaged to be wed. 20 00:02:00.439 --> 00:02:06.519 This is the time when you should be like premium Cavio maintained just an 21 00:02:06.599 --> 00:02:10.840 f machine, I mean pretty pretty maintained actually right now, But I wasn't 22 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:17.599 about two weeks ago, like once every two months, just wamp so once 23 00:02:17.599 --> 00:02:24.000 over. Yeah, plow through its belly from hanging under it. And scissors 24 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:29.719 and a comb, yeah, giving it a nice style. I have two 25 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:39.759 should have iron I used to curl them. I have a manscaped I think 26 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:44.960 that I had a manscaped endorsement years ago. Those are back when we had 27 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:51.439 national UH ratings sales. Those are cool. But after about two or three 28 00:02:51.479 --> 00:02:54.800 attempts at bush maintenance, you have to get a new ceramic blade for this. 29 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:01.680 Yeah. Well the but like first or second try, they worn't great. 30 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:06.560 That The thing I had was pretty good. It was called the lawnmower. 31 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:09.319 I had one of those two and it sits in the bottom of a 32 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:13.639 drawer in my bathroom because I'm just like, I don't want to keep ordering 33 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:16.400 these things. It's like the printer cartridge scam where the printer is nine hundred 34 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:23.000 dollars and to replace your cartridges every two months, that's like fifty It's like, 35 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:29.400 what, huh? I like you coming lower quality? Now? All 36 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:31.400 the head's on on the weird heads. That's strange, Like, I don't 37 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:36.759 know what's for what, but it handled it and it was free, and 38 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:40.719 that's what I still use. I've never had to replace it. You serious, 39 00:03:42.439 --> 00:03:45.360 huh? That I might? Maybe I have not that, Harry. 40 00:03:45.919 --> 00:03:50.599 You're definitely Harry. I mean just because I have an afro right now, 41 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:54.560 does it mean definitely? Harry? I don't know. I don't think I've 42 00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:58.599 never been overtly Harry. I don't have a lot of hair on my chest. 43 00:03:58.759 --> 00:04:02.599 Do you use the same clippers on your your bikini region that you do 44 00:04:02.639 --> 00:04:08.199 on your beard? No, don't lie. You look like you were just 45 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:13.879 lying to me. He can tell Oh yeah, he's trust me. It's 46 00:04:13.919 --> 00:04:16.560 shocking how good he is. You've done that before where you've kind of been 47 00:04:16.600 --> 00:04:19.399 down there just kind of fiddling about. It's like, oh, knock a 48 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:21.639 little bit here, and then you get on your mustache. It's like, 49 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:27.959 why does this thing smell weird? Oh God, because it smells like mustard 50 00:04:28.240 --> 00:04:33.360 wang sauce. We're worried about you, Kevin. We just want you to 51 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:35.560 take care of you. Don't needs to worry about me. Oh we are. 52 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:40.439 I'm worried about you. Guys, don't worry about us. We worry 53 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:44.240 about you for many reasons, but the main one is Kevin, we love 54 00:04:44.279 --> 00:04:46.759 you very much. We only want the best for you. That's true. 55 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:53.399 No one wants No one's gonna look. I've been a good portion of my 56 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:56.600 radio career just getting picked on. So like I know, I can sense 57 00:04:56.639 --> 00:05:00.519 it when it's happening, So it's fine. I'm okay with it. No 58 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:02.759 you don't okay, Well, thank you. You say subtle things and then 59 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:10.040 the listeners. Then the listeners, I think they understand the day. It's 60 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:12.279 just because they don't really like me on the air that much. As all 61 00:05:12.319 --> 00:05:15.920 that is that it's more of a basic like that is not true. I 62 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:20.560 think they like you a lot. Yeah, you're actually the likable one out 63 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:28.480 of these. I wouldn't say that you are. You're a tough spot because 64 00:05:28.519 --> 00:05:33.120 a handful of people really like dingu and like me enough, so you're the 65 00:05:33.160 --> 00:05:36.079 one that they're trying to make themselves like, but I think you're leave them 66 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:42.199 no choice. Oh we're Look, it's a little different because like, first 67 00:05:42.199 --> 00:05:46.319 of all, people need to stop being so dedicated to things except our station. 68 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:53.120 Okay, there's one thing I just listen to us now good, But 69 00:05:53.199 --> 00:05:57.240 there is like a weird thing where like p ones would do this thing, 70 00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:00.759 or people who listen to y'alls old station would do this thing with they really 71 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:06.360 take a lot of pride in being the Jared Watson had Trivia master of that 72 00:06:06.439 --> 00:06:14.439 station. It's their life identity. And then you would think, even though 73 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:18.120 I was only there for like four years in a mostly overnight or part time 74 00:06:18.160 --> 00:06:26.560 advisory role, you were giving advice. Yeah, absolutely that you would think 75 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:32.839 though if you were that dedicated that you would know everything. There's people just 76 00:06:32.920 --> 00:06:35.920 like they'd just say tough, and I'm like, I did work there, 77 00:06:35.959 --> 00:06:41.439 like like it's just like almost like that's just forgotten to those who like to 78 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:46.879 boast about their knowledge of I don't know. Well, there's a certain element 79 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:51.120 of truth. A great man once said and says often, you know, 80 00:06:51.199 --> 00:06:55.600 let's worry about those who are here and not those who aren't. Well, 81 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:58.480 I've heard that before, and you know what I say to that, Sometimes 82 00:06:58.519 --> 00:07:03.360 the people who aren't people you'd know and love. So no, I think 83 00:07:03.399 --> 00:07:09.959 about everyone, and we'll continue to do so until the day I perish. 84 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:12.680 I'm not saying I agree with the man that says those things. Oh, 85 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:15.600 he just says it. Yeah, he just says it. Yeah, Like 86 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:24.000 I'm gonna be thinking about Jordan Montgomery if we don't sign him. I'm confused 87 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:28.600 by everything, and that's why coming up at nine today we'll have Jeopardy Tournament 88 00:07:28.639 --> 00:07:32.519 of Champion man Jared Watson. He did it, Buddy Effen did he crushed? 89 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:36.560 He crushed, And I can tell you I sucked at it last night. 90 00:07:38.279 --> 00:07:42.639 Really yeah, it was rough. I didn't get him any right. 91 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:46.519 I didn't see the GD episode, but I went online to look it up 92 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:51.279 and there were massive articles about one of the most shocking episodes of Tournament Champions 93 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:57.480 ever, Like this was a shock upset and apparently a lot of people play 94 00:07:58.680 --> 00:08:03.680 a lot, but people play in like a fantasy build a team for Tournament 95 00:08:03.839 --> 00:08:07.079 Champions. Dude, I would have done that, and he blew them all 96 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:11.600 up because the guy he took out, Chris Panulo. Okay, He was 97 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:13.319 like, you got to build your team around Chris Panulo, Like, obviously, 98 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:16.879 I'm I got Chris Panulo in my on my team number one pick. 99 00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:22.439 Figure out all the other stuff after that, because Chris Chris Banulo sitting there. 100 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:24.959 How many did he win in a row? Twenty one straight? Jared 101 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:33.919 our friend three three? Yeah, now he did one juggernaut. It can 102 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:39.000 only be Jared m Well, there was a thing. Okay, shrug and 103 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:41.480 looks sad after that, what I said wasn't helpful. Now you can look 104 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:48.080 sad. Actually, okay, here's what it does. I had his categories 105 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:54.039 pulled up, but I just lost it. The point is, though he 106 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:58.200 got lucky because remember he was talking about he's a music guy, and first 107 00:08:58.240 --> 00:09:01.440 of all, he got the he handled the daily doubles, but then he 108 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:07.639 got in Double Jeopardy the seventies totally rocked. Okay, that's pretty much what 109 00:09:07.679 --> 00:09:11.960 we were like, you need he said, he needed, yeah, right, 110 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:15.679 yeah, and he got it. And I guess when he talked to 111 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:20.720 us that it already technically, but he had told me privately that he was 112 00:09:20.799 --> 00:09:28.000 a musician, so like he was saying magician, he told you privately he 113 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:31.320 was a magician. Yeah, yeah, so Danny, could you get these 114 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:35.279 for two thousand dollars? Uh? Is this the daily double? Or is 115 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:39.639 this the final? Or what is this? This was the double Jeopardy category. 116 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:41.840 The seventies totally rocked. Okay, let's go. Can I try to 117 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:43.240 go first? Mike? To go first? You have almost no chance. 118 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:48.559 I don't agree with you. I'm not yeah. Only months after releasing four 119 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:50.799 hundred dollars, Only months after releasing nineteen seventy nine is Highway to Hell, 120 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.679 The scriup lost the lead singer bon Scott to a cute alcohol We know that 121 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:58.559 one? What is a Who is ACDC direct? Mike Good? This quartet 122 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:03.360 gave us a tour of Cashmere in nineteen seventy five and enjoyed some custard pie. 123 00:10:03.879 --> 00:10:07.639 Where is led Zeppelin? Fire in the Sky for twelve hundred? Fire 124 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:13.159 in the Sky After Jimmy Hendrick trow Casino burned during a Zappa gig, Deep 125 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:20.960 Purple wrote this top five hit with a killer lick, Oh, smoke on 126 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:26.000 the Water? Correct? I need to praise that as a question though, 127 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:30.919 why is smoking the in the on the water? For sixteen hundred? Mike? 128 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:35.720 The seventies totally rocked long hair as seen on this rock and roll band 129 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:39.720 from Massachusetts, who's nineteen seventy six debut album included rock and roll band and 130 00:10:39.720 --> 00:10:45.399 then five guys with long hair, a couple of them shirtless. Oh they're 131 00:10:45.399 --> 00:10:48.039 trying to picture. Oh well that's that's makes it hard. But you're in 132 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:52.559 Massachusetts, guy though, who is Boston correct? Oh well yeah, that's 133 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:56.240 why they say at Massachusetts, you're right. And for two thousand, I 134 00:10:56.279 --> 00:11:01.559 want you to want me to say. Cheap Tricks nineteen seventy eight live album 135 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:07.399 at this arena in Japan is a hard rock masterpiece. Where is the Tokyo 136 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:16.799 Dome? Where is Budakan correct? Danny Boudakan. He crush that category pretty 137 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:18.879 much. But he hit all the daily doubles too. He got the daily 138 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:24.080 doubles oftentimes would know he had two daily doubles, and that's what saved his 139 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:28.639 bacon. They say those were shockingly easy. Yeah, music questions like teen 140 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:33.279 Jeopardy music questions, which I know you excel my specialty. I smacked these 141 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:39.039 teens around. What about these double daily doubles? Mike five for six thousand 142 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:45.639 dollars, This is world capitals. This capital is the Yukon headquarters of the 143 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:54.360 Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The Yukon. Fittingly, this capital is the Yukon 144 00:11:54.440 --> 00:12:01.039 headquarters of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Well it isn't Ottawa the capital of 145 00:12:03.080 --> 00:12:11.600 Canada technically, but the Yukon, fittingly royal Canadian Mountain. Fittingly so Yukon. 146 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:16.759 That's the northern territory, the Saskatchewan. Uh that's a province. Yeah, 147 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:24.519 okay, fittingly, fittingly so royal. Something fittingly fitting something like a 148 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:31.200 mounted horse shirtland Shirtland. I'm gonna go with horse shirt. I'll go fittingly. 149 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:37.799 I'll go with pantsburg the white horse. Okay, I got half of 150 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:41.120 it, right, No, that ver six? What was shirt horse? 151 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:43.279 Okay? Yeah, so we'll take that. We got that one, so 152 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:46.960 homie one. We'll bet it all on the last one. Okay. This 153 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:52.000 category was alloys. That's when you combine two medals, two or more metals 154 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:56.960 together to create a new metal. I did get one. Man. Magnesium 155 00:12:56.000 --> 00:13:03.879 and aluminum are used to make the minute Magnan Lumano. Uh So, seven 156 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:07.120 less five thousand dollars is what he went down on for alloys. This seven 157 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:15.080 letter word for an alloy used in dentistry is also used to mean any combination 158 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:20.519 of two or more substances. I'd like to call doctor ted like they say, 159 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:28.039 compound amalgam amalgam and compounds eight letters stop. And that's why he's the 160 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:31.480 champion. The point is Jared get the final Jeopardy. For those who don't 161 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:35.279 know, he's from Greenville's here in DFW. We had him on last week. 162 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:39.840 Yeah, he got to Final Jeopardy and I was like, I was 163 00:13:39.879 --> 00:13:43.960 wondering in my head, does he know? Like, do they show you 164 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:48.120 the score of the other people? Surely they do so you can be strategic, 165 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.679 absolutely, because there are a couple of times where he could have he 166 00:13:50.679 --> 00:13:52.600 could have just not answered and cry held the lead. Towards the end of 167 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:56.240 Double Jeopardy, they show the score. That's your question you wanted to ask. 168 00:13:56.879 --> 00:14:00.320 He's just gonna say yes, and then you're gonna hang out. You 169 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:03.720 have another question, Okay, I'll cancel the interview. No, I don't 170 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:07.360 do that. I just think of another question. I got a couple more. 171 00:14:07.799 --> 00:14:11.639 What is it? Why'd you struggle so much at the First Testament? 172 00:14:11.679 --> 00:14:16.679 Man, I mean the New Testament? Oh yeah, give me those. 173 00:14:16.519 --> 00:14:24.399 You're right for the New Testament, agreeing to crucify Jesus. He washed his 174 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:30.080 hands and said, I am innocent of the blood of this just person. 175 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:35.919 I don't know. Is it conscious pilot? It is conscious pilot, someone 176 00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:41.559 had never heard of till last night. Saint Paul wrote his epistol You're like 177 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:46.320 Jesus, you get me to the Philip, To the Philip Philippians from here. 178 00:14:46.600 --> 00:14:50.320 Also a creative spot from Martin Luther King Jr. H His Freedom Like 179 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:54.759 a Human. Paul wrote his a Pistol to the Philippians from here. Also 180 00:14:54.799 --> 00:15:00.840 a creative spot for Martin Luther King Jr. A creative spot memph Us jail. 181 00:15:01.159 --> 00:15:09.480 Oh, I was thinking. John fifteen thirteen says greater love hath no 182 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:13.039 man than his than this. Then a man laid down his life for these 183 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:18.120 people. Who are the people I mean, his quarries, his friends, 184 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:22.960 friends, stories is his friends. Yeah, dude, you're kind of killing 185 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:28.960 He's a huge thumping the Bible, stumping thumping it. He's pushing it a 186 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:31.480 lot of church. I would have gotten in jail, but I was thinking 187 00:15:31.519 --> 00:15:35.679 of a city and like, that's kind of hard. So much Church Acts 188 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:39.559 seven reports that he was stoned to death for speaking what the council thought was 189 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:50.200 blasphemy against god Stone to death? What't was it? Paul Stephen Stone Goddard, 190 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:54.799 I didn't know there's a Stephen Stone Goddard. Hey, Steve, I 191 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:58.480 think he goes by Steph last one the apostle drew his sword and smote the 192 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:03.759 high priest servant and cut off his right ear. I don't know. Bang 193 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:08.879 go Look, I didn't bango. I didn't listen while I was in church. 194 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:18.320 Yeah, Peter, Peter, it was me. We'll tell you about 195 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:25.519 the Pooh Cruiser. So I have this thing. It's a new initiative. 196 00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:29.639 We'll see if it works or not. I have these signs. Have you 197 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:33.120 guys voted for primaries yet he has gone to your local polling. I'm waiting. 198 00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:38.240 I'm waiting to go to deliver some signs. The polls close on Friday. 199 00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:42.240 Yeah, two birds, two signs, one dingo. But they're open 200 00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:45.679 all week, right, open all week. It's voting season. Yeah, 201 00:16:45.879 --> 00:16:51.320 all right, we got something fun for people. We got a huge I'm 202 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:56.559 gonna call it a contest. I'm gonna say it's an official contest where if 203 00:16:56.600 --> 00:17:00.320 you can get signs, and I have these signs that they say a vote 204 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:04.880 ninety seven win a freak, we all purchase them. And uh, basically 205 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:11.160 the rules are very simple. You come up and get up to five signs. 206 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:15.119 I'm gonna give you five max. And if you go put them at 207 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:18.920 a polling location. And I linked on a on a post on Twitter and 208 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:22.119 Facebook on all the stuff that has your you know, you just click on 209 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:26.119 your county. It'll show you every polling location and you find very easy. 210 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:30.319 And if you go out dump a vote ninety seven to one the freak sign, 211 00:17:30.440 --> 00:17:33.160 just stick it in the ground. I got steaks on there. Just 212 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:37.160 stick it in the ground, take a photo or a video with it, 213 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:41.079 and then post it into the comments of these posts. You're entered into a 214 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:45.880 big drawing. Now this drawing at the end. Also, you can use 215 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:48.599 your front yard. So if you're you know, if you're gonna hit one 216 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:52.480 polling location and your house, I'll give you two signs, you know whatever. 217 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:57.680 I'll be out in the lobby from until noon today after the show, 218 00:17:59.039 --> 00:18:02.519 okay, and and I'll be at the ALBUMO Draft House in Irving from five 219 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:04.720 thirty to six tonight. And it's a short time. I gotta watch the 220 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:11.200 maps. But five thirty to six. The speakeasy is broadcasting live there two 221 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:15.440 to five thirty, so you can come out and get it there, okay, 222 00:18:15.759 --> 00:18:18.079 or five because if you get five signs, then you have five injuries. 223 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:21.640 As long as you you know, do the post. You gotta do 224 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:25.440 five different posts. But it doesn't matter. Can be your yard, one 225 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:27.680 of them can be your yard. Absolutely, I'm gonna do this. Yes, 226 00:18:27.839 --> 00:18:33.119 so you get in. I want to win one major role. You 227 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:36.359 can't be within one hundred feet of the voting location. Don't worry about that. 228 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:38.720 Just where everyone else is putting their signs. Time out, hundreds of 229 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:44.000 signs there. I think you can. You know what I think you can 230 00:18:44.079 --> 00:18:48.519 too. We're not talking candidates. We're a very separate sign that has nothing 231 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:53.039 to do with this election. We're just putting signs. Yeah, we can 232 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:56.599 be the only signs within one hundred feet. You know it was some old 233 00:18:56.640 --> 00:19:00.400 person is gonna waddle out there and yank them all out. Yeah, but 234 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:03.319 you will already be in your car and gone by the time they show up. 235 00:19:04.279 --> 00:19:07.480 Yeah, if you're smart, you just spin or slow stick it. 236 00:19:10.680 --> 00:19:15.319 Yeah, they're not gonna chase you down. I'm back here. What you're 237 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:19.960 doing that's not a candidate, and I'll be like, neither is Maria Cortez, 238 00:19:21.000 --> 00:19:26.119 who's running for traffic cop or whatever. I don't know what they're like, 239 00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:27.960 a lot of weird things they read for our railroad commissioner, Like, 240 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:33.400 what are we talking about? This makes zero sense to me. Also, 241 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:36.279 I haven't looked into it at all. See if you put the signs with 242 00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:38.039 all the other signs that it's gonna be lost in a sea of signs. 243 00:19:38.039 --> 00:19:42.039 I don't think we're gonna have much impact. But if you put them way 244 00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:45.920 closer to the building, some volnteer is gonna yank it out of the ground 245 00:19:47.160 --> 00:19:49.960 just because out of a reflex I think throwing the trash. Don't you think 246 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:55.200 though, that for the purposes of having the picture of it, it's gonna 247 00:19:55.240 --> 00:20:00.319 look really funny having the free vote. Ninety seven won the free can a 248 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:03.759 see of all of these other weird candidates that nobody's ever heard of except maybe 249 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:10.160 Adam Bazadoula or whatever his name is. Colin already Yeah, Well, the 250 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:14.880 one that I've had my site set on where I can go vote. It's 251 00:20:14.920 --> 00:20:18.599 a library over in Richardson. But there's like a little right turn lane, 252 00:20:18.799 --> 00:20:22.480 and there's a little grassy patch right there, so if you're getting that turn 253 00:20:22.559 --> 00:20:27.400 lane, you'll just see it like it's good visibility. Yeah, and surrounded 254 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:32.400 by a few signs. Yeah. I've got a polling spot that's by the 255 00:20:32.440 --> 00:20:37.839 fire station station fifty three in my hood. And there's a polling station over 256 00:20:37.960 --> 00:20:44.119 by that golf course that's across from all the liquor stores on Samuel that tennis 257 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:47.240 and again m h, I refuse to say tennis. Who won't say it? 258 00:20:47.319 --> 00:20:49.759 I just forget. Do you think the most impact though, is to 259 00:20:51.039 --> 00:20:53.200 like, we're not gonna be too strict on if you're out there putting the 260 00:20:53.200 --> 00:20:59.559 signs in the ground and spreading the gospel, like we're gonna you're gonna have 261 00:20:59.599 --> 00:21:02.319 an entry as long as you loosely follow the rules, right, Yeah, 262 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:04.519 yes, But do you think maybe if you post the picture like you're right, 263 00:21:04.599 --> 00:21:10.359 like approaching the driveway, like three signs in a row might be more 264 00:21:10.400 --> 00:21:12.640 impactful. I want people to see these and be like, wait, wells 265 00:21:12.640 --> 00:21:15.559 that the truth is. I would never know too if you just post it 266 00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:19.480 bam bam bam. But don't give them audience loopholes. We want to spread 267 00:21:19.480 --> 00:21:22.680 it to as many polling locations as possible. I think the yard is a 268 00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:26.319 great place because number one, you don't no one's going to take it away, 269 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:30.960 and people drive by your house and stuff. That's like, huh, 270 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:33.559 I wonder what that is. I think I will check out. I think 271 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:36.079 I will vote for the free. That's why I decided to allow it, 272 00:21:36.680 --> 00:21:37.519 you know, as an extra jury, so you can get up to five 273 00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:41.559 entries. We got to see five of your different you know comments, you 274 00:21:41.599 --> 00:21:45.559 know, with the picture and there. But that's that'll be easy. And 275 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:48.559 then we have a drunk What do you win? What do you win? 276 00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:57.119 So basically we'll take I said two two winners, I can make it three. 277 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:03.119 If you want to do three's go crazy, man. Three winners will 278 00:22:03.119 --> 00:22:08.519 win ninety seven dollars and ten cents each, just waymount like your radio it. 279 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:14.680 Man, What a good deal for lone Star. If they were going 280 00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:17.680 to try this, they could just do ninety two dollars and fifty cents they 281 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:21.279 could save. But because we got the five dollars from AT and T, 282 00:22:22.039 --> 00:22:26.640 this is gonna work out well for us ninety seven to ten. Don't worry 283 00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:30.960 about it. Some people will connect the dots and some won't. That's how 284 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:34.119 you usually all. Sometimes your puzzles are really difficult to size. Eight the 285 00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:37.920 phones that died last week, and at and T is giving everyone a five 286 00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:42.559 dollars credit. Okay, now I understand. I just didn't think I had 287 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:48.400 to reset that. Well, I'm on Verizon, so me too, me 288 00:22:48.440 --> 00:22:52.759 too. Don't get the email. Plus if you win the drawing, which 289 00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:56.240 will do next week. His polls close Friday, so we'll do the drawing 290 00:22:56.240 --> 00:22:59.599 next week. If you win the drawing, you and three of your friends 291 00:22:59.599 --> 00:23:02.920 get the I'm up here. Choose what show you want to hang out hang 292 00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:04.920 out in studio. No one's gonna choose us because no one's gonna want to 293 00:23:04.920 --> 00:23:10.240 get up at six am, and they will have food catered to them. 294 00:23:10.519 --> 00:23:15.599 It's pretty sweet likely and these people have not been approached yet, but talking 295 00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:19.240 to Ben Rodgers on the phone last night, it felt like maybe a Tottal 296 00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:25.039 barbecue situation might be in the mix. You know, maybe we get Waterburger 297 00:23:25.079 --> 00:23:29.640 and whatever. We'll have delicious foods delivered, so a hundred bucks in free 298 00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:33.680 food and you get to meet Mike Reiner had a deal. Everyone's gonna chose 299 00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:37.319 the speakeasy because they can go the afternoon. Yeah, don't pick us, 300 00:23:37.720 --> 00:23:40.599 Dad, I'll pick us. We're grumpy in the morning. You don't want 301 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:42.559 to be up that early anyways, and the last thing you want is a 302 00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:49.680 morning burgie. Trust me, on a seven am chili chi, I've goed, 303 00:23:52.759 --> 00:23:55.279 you might as well be. You might as well be locked down on 304 00:23:55.319 --> 00:23:59.920 a cruise ship if that happens. Yeah, well, so there it is. 305 00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:02.880 First, get your signs in the lobby today. Today, I'm gonna 306 00:24:03.160 --> 00:24:04.319 I'm gonna hang with you for at least an hour. We're gonna be out 307 00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:07.559 there giving out and I'll have to just pull up. We're right on the 308 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:11.039 damn toll way right at the what is that spring valley? Yep, you 309 00:24:11.079 --> 00:24:15.440 probably don't even have to get out of your dar Just hunk will run out 310 00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:18.720 there, get little teen girl on roller skates delivering milkshake. It's gonna get 311 00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:21.720 kind of hot, so get get out of your car. Me and Mike 312 00:24:21.799 --> 00:24:23.559 want to sit on the chairs, the comfy chairs out in the lobby. 313 00:24:25.160 --> 00:24:26.640 I see one person that shows up in two hours, we're gonna get off 314 00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:30.599 our ass and deliver the goods. We'll make it easy for them. Yeah, 315 00:24:30.839 --> 00:24:32.640 and it's awkward. For them. They don't want to park and get 316 00:24:32.680 --> 00:24:34.720 out and like look and then hello. No, we want to make them 317 00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:38.440 feel comfortable. We'll do the work. We'll do the work for the time 318 00:24:38.440 --> 00:24:42.440 that I'm here. I will jog these signs straight out to you. Might 319 00:24:42.519 --> 00:24:47.240 even replace your wife or blades if you have a new pair. Him up 320 00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:52.200 on this. People, make Mikey jog. I will jog. Make Mikey 321 00:24:52.319 --> 00:24:56.559 job like Navi and R. Johnson at a full service gas station. So 322 00:24:56.720 --> 00:25:02.000 that will run out there before noon today, naim the noonish and then five 323 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:06.000 thirty to six tonight inerving an Alamo draft house. And we may be out 324 00:25:06.039 --> 00:25:08.319 of signs at five thirty. So maybe don't roll the dice. I know 325 00:25:08.359 --> 00:25:14.000 people got to work, but tell your boss, hey, I'm trying to 326 00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:19.119 take back America voting the freak. Yeah, so make sure you do that. 327 00:25:19.160 --> 00:25:22.720 We'll get update. You know, we'll remind you throughout the day. 328 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:26.799 All right, Good enough, everyone, that's really good. That a fun, 329 00:25:26.839 --> 00:25:30.160 ambitious, a little homegrown idea. Boy, it was I had way 330 00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:33.519 more pocket on Friday and yesterday I nearly quit the idea. I know he 331 00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:37.440 just dumped the signs out because they all shut up your house, you know. 332 00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:38.440 I was like, God, I gotta put these all on steaks. 333 00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:45.279 I scuffed up my hands. Take them yourself. Yeah, oh, Kevin, 334 00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:48.519 let me see your hands. Your hand's hurt. Yeah, a few 335 00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:53.240 marks on my arm too. Oh that's all right. You look to me 336 00:25:53.319 --> 00:25:57.519 like you're gonna be all right. I think I'll survive coming up next though. 337 00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:03.400 I gave you a perfect segue, I know, and I just just 338 00:26:03.559 --> 00:26:06.440 I just escaped. I know I was gonna do it. I kind of 339 00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:08.799 just reacted to it, like, oh yeah, so you do it. 340 00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:12.799 Then, Oh yeah, there's a cruise ship and everybody's got diarrhea. Stick 341 00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:15.319 around for the inside scoop.