It's the Downbeat. On ninety seven to one, the freak world premiere of
a new song from Silver Skylarks, That is Danny and Skin's new project Songs
written by Danny, but the single will be released on Friday. Uh correct,
So it's a co write. Actually, I composed it in Skin definitely
had some some songwriting input on it. And we'll give you the dates and
how he can hang out with us Danny's Skin. I know I'll be there
probably both nights at least at the Kessler on Friday night. We'll give only
some tickets to this during the Ben and Skin Show a little bit later,
so we'll give you those details at nine o'clock and we'll premiere Danny's new song.
Also, Derek Clively will be on the Ben and Skin Show today at
one thirty. The very very nice and funny seems kind of funny. Derek
Clively can't believe he's only twenty. They interviewed him, he gave him the
mic court side when he was, you know, injured on the bench,
and what a great kid, what a great interview, and dude, he
just sounded like a thirty year old, you know, sounded like a veteran
sharp dude, Mike, do we have an update on the satellite Europe satellite?
What are you saying over there on the tracker? Well, like the
little picture of the satellite hasn't moved at all. We are thinking nine to
forty one Central time, which puts us one hour and two minutes from right
now. Is that's a prediction, of course, just an estimate. We're
trying to figure out where ERS two, the uncontrolled re entry of a satellite,
where it's going to land. My models are showing it not putting anyone
in our metroplex in any sort of danger. But the truth is, you
don't know what's gonna happen in the satellite. So it is making landfall over
a Cascadia and southern Canada, maybe even southern Alaska right there on the west
west portion of North America. But yeah, I don't know. Man.
We are about an hour away from the best guests, We were well within
a window of possible landing. We will we will track this. Hell yeah,
we're gonna keep an eye squarely on this satelle for right now. Advanced
hair restoration brings us the scuttle butt particular care watching the track pretty much every
of to day. I don't care. It's an uncontrollable re entry man.
Okay, uh, quick, quickly on the first one, is this a
family feud? Not yet he does that one. Yesterday we did the story
on the sixteen year old kid at Pioneer Technology and Arts Academy and mesquite remember
he brought the gun to school. Three officers showed up, fired their weapons.
The kid went to the hospital stable condition. He was in the office
by himself, wouldn't drop the gun. The officers fired at him, and
which I was like, okay, but weird. They would not even confirm
if he was shot or not. Well, we learned last night the exact
number of gun shots fired, and I have questions when the kid wouldn't drop
the gun in the office down, put your gun down, He wouldn't drop
it. The three officers fired a total of nineteen shots at him with the
goal of putting holes in him. I don't know from what range did they
hit him. They said the shots were constrained to inside the office. They
would not they did confront the student never fired his weapon, and they said
the student's leg was wounded, but police said it was unclear if he was
shot or if he was struck by shrapnel, to which I'm like, were
they just bad shots? A lot of questions now, I'm sure they weren't
trying to Are we shooting through one of these double pane windows. Yeah,
school's got a lot of this, So you had to go pole to break
through the double pain Yeah, maybe because he got the door locked, but
they said it was constrained to the office. The shots were that happened were
in the office. I'm imagining my old principal's office. But I bet you
were in there a lot. Kevin Jesus not so much pretty good kidding,
Yeah so much. Yeah, if I was, I was in there like
just like I was involved in some group thing and I was just, you
know, innocent bystander. God, that place sucked. Can I tell you
an inadvertent trick I pulled to get out of trouble in the principal's office fake
like hat. No, it was inadvertent, and I feel guilty about it
to this day. Really, yes, and I was in because But I
will also give this as a tip if needs to use it. I mean,
my dad was awesome. He never laid a hand. I was than
spanking the hell out of my butt with his boat shoe pretty hard, but
never like anything more than that as far as like aggressive anything. But he
would get really mad and it was really scary. And I was in my
principal's office and I got in trouble and he's like, I'm gonna have to
call your parents when I have to play prods. And I said, please,
don't call my parents. My dad, that is a bit of an
overreactor. And I promise even at the time, I meant it as I
meant it in my head, which in my head was true, Like he's
gonna freak on me and I'm gonna be in a lot of trouble. Oh
well, within very good parenting is what I You know, now, I
understand Daddy hurts me. That's I didn't mean that. I felt well.
I didn't feel bad at the time, because he slowly lowered the handle of
the phone. After Daddy drinks from the bottle with the ship on it,
the ship boy, he saw he hurts me. No, please, I
feel I told you I felt bad about it. I didn't mean it,
but you didn't think I wouldn't pounce on me accidentally. Incredibly good play,
and he refrained from calling the phoks. Yeah, you put the he put
the phone down, and he paused, and I don't remember exactly what the
commerce would do better, son, Yeah, he told you to do better.
My dad's a bit of an overreactor, yes, and I'm I meant
it, but not like that. The principal went home feeling better about himself
too, knowing that he might have saved you from danger. Yeah. Yeah,
I was never in and I would like to be crystal clear. And
then my parents were both awesome, and spankings were so deserved, every single
one that I took in my life, and never a hand on me in
any other way. I wonder if wild Bill was treated differently, we would
he would show up at the school, because you know, the principals telling
all the other teachers that was probably his job to the school. He's a
boat racer. Let's keep an eye on those those bald headed little young man
beautiful blonde hair. Sure there's not any unnecessary bruising. Okay, god stop,
because I mean want to picture someone thinking that of my dad. But
I planted that. Yeah, you implied it definitely in advertently on accident.
You aren't implying it intentionally. That's how he received it, and later on
he thought, oh that's what he and I felt. I still feel guilty
about it. I mean, I'm okay, it's not seriously, not often,
but yeah, the accidental implication. All right, So hey, advice
throw your parents under the bus for being abusers, and you two can get
up, get out of a paddling. It all works out. So we
know. Nineteen shots were fired, nineteen and they only got him once to
pay off on the tees. And a thirty four year old man in Colorado
has been confirmed dead after he was bitten by one of his two pet blank
ducks. No ducks barrets, no, no, but you said. This
is the first death from this animal in nineteen thirty. Okay, HeLa monster,
correct, Danny, Oh it is hel a monster. I HeLa.
They are venomous, but the bites usually aren't fatal fatal. They usually just
cause a lot of swelling. Of course, shod the blood from the BikeE
mark. Last human death from a Helo monster was in nineteen thirty. Now
they're the largest lizards in the country, about twenty two inches long. This
one was at juvie twelve inches just twelve inches and it bit him and he
died. Now some that it's not confirmed yet. Some think he had in
allergic reaction. Oh yeah, poison, which I still think should count.
Yeah, I think you should go on their tally. But a big day
for Helo monsters is they racked one up. It's illegal to own them without
a license. It's interesting that first death since nineteen thirty. Yeah, because
I live in Arizona for a while and there is some some Helo monster concern
as you're traversing the evil eden of the Sonoran Desert. Yeah, like you
kind of have the HeLa monster in your head if I come across from these
things and it probably just just has monster. Definitely, it's it's monsters way
more intimidating than HeLa right, Oh it's the HeLa. Is that the only
animal with monster in its name? Well? Cookie, okay, Cookie,
Yeah, I think that's real though. I mean sea monster that's generic and
nothing, rather than the great Land Monster, the HeLa monster. You think
the friendly Helo monsters just showed up and checked the board to find out what
his name was gonna be and put his little finger up. He's like,
what the jayla this is gonna get they're gonna hate me. Monster who puts
that in there? We're nice, We're nice. This venom is for our
own protection. We're not trying to it's defense. The guy also had some
tranch that he owned. Animal that bit the man will be transported to a
lab at the University of Northern Colorado. They're gonna extract the venom. I
don't know how you do that. They're gonna extract the venom, and then
they're gonna find out a little bit more why this bite was so fatal?
Was it this one a little Did this particular helo monster have a little more
stronger venom than others? Have you ever seen rattlesnakes get their venom extracted?
I've seen it less than three feet from me. Do you have in the
milking of a rattler? Really? Yeah? Why? Why I was at
the Sweetwater Rattlesnake round up? Oh? Hell yeah, don't look surprised,
I'm not. I didn't mean to. Well. I remember when my junior
high coach, who was actually the high school coach, is that he was
leaving. I gotta go, and he liked me, so I was like,
Hey, I got a chance to be quarterback. Maybe I don't like.
We'll see I'm leaving guys, going to Sweetwater, and I've hated Sweetwater
ever since he left. One of the great Kent Jackson left to go to
Sweetwater. Oh, he went there to coach, He went there to he
went to the Rattlesnake round Up. Yeah, I know. He was probably
the star of the round up each you're good, coach. I've eaten rattlesnake
at the Rattlesnake roundough fresh yeah, fresh, freshly deep fried snake sushi.
It's a pain in the ass. Yeah, it's all stuck to their little
rib cage bone and you got to pull a piece off, and I guess
it's fine foods. Did they grab the sides of the rattlesnak's face and forces
jaws over the rubber bang jar rubber band around the side of the tiny mason
milk it, Yeah, and just give me that juice. That stuff is
round like super valuable scorpion venom. Yes, something's really among the most expensive
liquids in the world because you can do it like add it to your weed
and what do you I'm just waiting for the family feud music to come on.
Milk printer, printer, ink Mercury. I don't know Jerry Jones,
Seaman, Jerry Jones. It's a great guess. Mouth swab just needs a
mouth swab. Yep. So there's that the HeLa monster. Someone said,
let's find Serroy's principal and call him about this. Yeah, we're not calling
anyone from every story. Your principal name, please, I don't even come
on, I don't remember. We will round up see if if your principal
has an outdated website. I had a big story verified yesterday. I don't.
I should have good credit here for a while. We get your principal
on check out his outdated website, then Ben and Skin can spend two hours
following up with him exactly. Ron Giligan, the Star two twenty will forever
be Ron Giligan day here on the first he already text me this morning,
ron gil you guys are best friends now, right? He texted me yesterday
afternoon at about one pm and politely asked to tell those guys to stop calling
me. Yeah, I thought. I thought they didn't take advantage of the
situation very much. So we should have him on to talk about the new
college football playoffs, extending to twelve and how he feels about Penn State this
year. Maybe not. He said, yeah, hey, Mike, do
me a favorite and tell the guys at the radio station. That's enough for
today. That's enough. I bays had to throw them under. I'm like,
yeah, they're stupid. Yeah, I'm a Kevin. That's Danny with
Mike. I'm Mike JJ here. Now I want to, uh, do
you guys know about the rat hole? What? I don't know? Man,
you don't not right now. So there's a rat shaped hole on a
Chicago, uh sidewalk. It's gone viral a little bit. I've been getting
a lot of visitors there. It's on this neighborhood street, and the people
who actually live on that street are pissed because people are coming there and partying,
turning it into like a Bourbon street tape situation. People have gotten married
there, they're playing loud music, yelling, they're taking wild pictures of things.
And it is a hole in the ground, okay, on the sidewalk
in the shape of a rat. Google it real quick, you see it,
show show Danny so he can get it out of the image. It
is very much. I mean, those little fingers are visible. Yeah,
it looks like a fresh cement, and then a rat fell out of a
building and landed right in the wet cement. So on. In early January,
someone took a picture of it, posted it on Twitter, and then
it got viewed more than five million times over two weeks later. It's escalated.
The Chicago Bulls mascot went there. Several news anchors are doing media appearances
right by the rat hole, doing stories on it. Then a couple got
married there. There's a proposal there first, and then a couple got married
there at the rat hole. Well, the lady there's these headlines a pilgrimage
to the cargo rat hole, the cities can't miss attraction. Yes, it
is. It's incredible, it says, the Bean Riverwalk, the Picasso,
the rat second fiddle to the rat hole. So the neighbor of the lady
on the street that lives where this rat hole is and it looks like it's
by the like apartment area or condos, and she said, like there's been
a bunch of trash piling up there. There's been vandalism, people like stealing
packages off people's doorsteps. There's been a loud noise at all hours constant.
You know, videos, people are just there, news stations are there.
So she's complaining, she's bitching. Yeah, let me let me send a
memo to this lady. Look, woman, you don't move to Bourbon Street
and then shake your fists at the sky about the noise. Well, it
wasn't get to live next to the rat hole. So what It's a little
bit of trash, a little bit of urine, some yelling, some loud
music, sooty pile. Sure, but guess what property values skyrocketing? Well,
her complaints might have led to maybe, actually maybe, but her complaints
might have led to it got filled in on Friday with concrete. But because
people have been going by there so much and partying, they started digging out
the concrete and they saved it. Save the rat hole. Now in Saint
Charles, Missouri, an artist gotta it was like, man, that's a
big that's a pretty big deal with that rat hole. An artist went in
on a sidewalk and started carving into the sidewalk and like made some damage there
and he made the frog hole. Oh my god. So I was thinking,
maybe where do we want to set up a tourist attraction right here on
Innwood right here outside of our station. Yeah, across from costume World.
Yeah, let's go carve out the bung hole. No the cat hole,
dog, keep going on, hang one the heel monster hole. See,
Kevin woke up whole this morning. He woke up this morning in around four
maybe three forty five and started just laughing at himself, niggering. Yeah,
I can't wait. I'm going to say, boohold the bunhole boomhole on the
radio. Run over there, look at your notes and see if it's your
computer them. I'm a microphone, and those guys are never going to suspect
it. But right about eight fifty three, I'm going to say, but
the whole story, bunkhole, I that's you this morning audio. Where that
was going. I looked off the safety when it went to frog hole,
I looked off the safety a little bit. No, that was your safety.
Yeah, we froze and looked at you after bunghole, and then I
delivered a beautiful pass right over the cover to coverage. He passed it to
yourself accidentally because it bounced off of an O lineman's helmet. You caught it
and then you got smashed for a fifteen yard loss. Look out there,
freak Jesus, that's yeah, carving out a bunghole. He goes back to
the well. He calls the same play After that one went soo tomato,
j we know it was not going to work. He called the same playoff
second he did it again. Well it's a tomato and it's completed. A
pass himself like justin Herbert, I have any regrets thirty man, kick it
away. You're telling you for it. Please don't go for it. But
are doing news. Other stations won't cover this till five days from now.
You always say that, man, I never hear it from these stories again,
man, I swear to got we hear what the news junkie at five
am or something and I was flipping around. I was flimp around and it
was like someone was doing the rock and Roll Hall of Fame story and I
was like, I think we did that last Monday. We did. I
just know you're fine. Man. The things that people can get away with
that we can't, it's maddening. Someone said they thought that it was a
great joke. Kevio, thank you. That seems like a pity text,
does it? Does it? Signed Missus Turner. Yeah, that's not my
mother's name. Came from air tractor h Q. It. So all right,
let's go update on the falling satellite. Next, plus Jeff skin Wade
will join us and we will premiere d and I want the textures like,
oh, a song from Dady and Skin. Gee, this won't be a
bit. This is not a bit. This is real. Say that about
our bit songs though, that they're real. Okay, I knew this was
going to happen. We were going, yeah, we are the boys that
cried Wolf. Well, this is a real news song that Danny's worked on
since the Pandy and Skin has worked on for a long time, and I've
never heard it. Check d Magazine, check the Dallas Observer America. They
got their face on their panties, their face panty. Danny's having a fruit
drink. Danny is having having a fruit drinking. The picture of this is
real, real news of the Silver Sky. Sorry, Power Moves that's next
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