Oh, oh, oh, fucking whose video was I watching? Oh,
Nikki Jakie. I was watching this his his uh his from software uh video
and like he kept using that sound effect from Dark Soul. I don't know
why they did that in that one. I was like, why does he
saw he's having like a lot of orgasm light. I read a thread that
that they were saying that you're like a masochist and you like or like,
is it a sadus? Which one is it? I think it's I think
it's a mass And then so I think like they do them. Yeah,
So he was like, They're like, you're like a masochist and you love
the pain? Can you keep coming back from me? And it makes me
die so many times? And I'm like, that's an interesting take, But
I also think that they're just fucking retarded like us, and like you just
put in a you put in like a whore, like very funny, very
funny. I vividly remember the first time I heard that happen, that sound
effect I was playing. And then you get to that uh, that that
foresty place where the trees are the deep root forest, and then those the
trees starts smacking you and you're like, oh, I was like, yo,
that is not the only death sound. It's like one of the like
for it's quite a few of them. It's it's a staggering noise. That's
a staggering one, like when you get staggered. First it's like, ah,
oh the girl the funny. This is like the first game, dude.
This girls actually sound like they're in pain and they're not fucking having an
orgasm. That's like. It's like because in every other game girls sound like
they're fucking in euphoria when you hurt them, and then this game, they're
like like it's like an actual shriek and I'm like, damn, that sound
like it hurts. So shout out, shout out to uh, what the
oh my god? What did you see? What did you What is on
your phone? You pull out your phone and then and then and then he
likes it's it's every time we start recording, he pulls you some funny.
I lost it. We can't start every episode like this. I always got
some shit on here, bro, It's always some there's always some Morbidly,
what did you see that thing? I said you about the Blackface episode of
Touched by an Angel I watched that. I watched that episode in person with
my grandma. That's cool. I remember the episode. My Grandma's like,
what is this? And I was like, I don't know, Lord,
I'm scared. I'm really a human. Lord, please make me white again.
I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I just when I
got up, I just got ready and left. It's oh ship. As
a matter of fact, probably text my wife, Damn, I'm afry and
I'm sorry, make me whitey. So she's like insane through here? Isn't
that crazy? Wait? Is that he's in modern close? No? Yeah,
this is like two thousand and two. But why but why was he
talking like he was like a slave owner chasing an escape slave. Look,
man, I don't write the scripts. I just I just find these things.
Anyway, Welcome to the Star Tank Podcast. We're doing video. We're
doing a video in person. Wow, look at that. Isn't that crazy?
Oh? I did you do that? So we're on a two camera
setup right now, we see one of the feeds. The other feed the
swen cam. We can't exactly monitor in real time quite yet. Maybe we'll
figure that out in the future. That camera might fucking go out. I
have no idea we're figuring. Don't make that a thing. Don't make that
it's already vision. It's it's we're gonna have text at the bottom of say
sween a vision. Yeah, you shouldn't have acknowledged it. Yeah that was
your mistake. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. It's like you
have fund on your phone there, bro, I'm trying to find that thing.
Bro. It was wild. It was like do you know the episode
of the Kids next Door to all like having fun with like a school the
far for tubing thing when they're like sailing down the boat. It's the thing
where number two had the really fucked up water balloon thing and he had to
like try to win the race. Please tell me watch I really I did,
but like I have, you're a little too old for that thing.
Yeah, I watched it, but I didn't. I didn't. I didn't
watch Like every single epsod it was something wildly racist out on the screen.
It was like something real quickly, like it came on like three, it
was like bang bang bang, and I was like wow. But then my
I got scared and I swiped away because I saw the N word. Let's
just go, let's anyway welcome to the snark tankod I do want to say,
man, the response to the to uh the in person video has been
awesome. We love you guys over there at patreon dot com, slash or
snartank. Remember you can sport us over there and get some early ship and
get early video too. Ooh interesting, interesting, there's merch over at SNAr
tank dot shop. You know the you know the you know the business.
Oh yeah, I forgot. We shut it down immediately after we did our
one, like that's enough, Yeah, that's enough prosperity, and we just
send it down. We were like, making money is nice, but actually,
like what if we didn't. I'm trying to be homeless. I want
to be homeless when you guys yeah, oh man, So man, so
where do we There's kind of a lot to talk about actually, but do
we want to do? We want to start off I've wrote, I have
written here. We finally have notes. We finally have notes. We're moving
up slowly. Well. The issue is like often times we will we will
have an episode where we will we'll be like, oh yeah, we'll touch
on that next time, and then we've definitely forgotten it by the time next
time. Happens. So I never remember you guys saying next time ever.
In fact, so I don't know. I don't know where're at right,
it happens. I feel like it happens a lot. Maybe I'm hallucinating.
That's very possible. I think so, because I had u I had notes
on my phone for the last episode, and at the very end of the
episode, we remembered, oh, we should talk about Pokemon or exactly there's
other things I want to talk about, Like there was that poor Humane ship
was so fun we had to talk about We had to talk like we were
saying the same it but like no, we got gotta shove it in the
episode, Yeah, yeah that they come in full circles. Wild's all of
just connecting like that and it turning into the zodio some guy nutting on his
phone. It's the funny. It's like history rhyme people are. People were
commenting on that episode. They were like, christ misremember the quote. It's
not history, Ryan's it's poetry. But like whatever, I don't care.
We ended up in a pretty cool place. Six three rhyming something crazy.
What do you mean by That's something like guy defending George Hey, Hey,
that's not what he said. That was George Lucas's son, George Lucas,
Georgie, George Lucas. This is my son Peorge Lucas or Lorde Lucas and
Porge Lucas or it's a orange a orange borge Sworge George your it's not like
Eminem. Dude. I wish, man, I wish I saw a have
a video finally it's a fun video. It's it's fun, it's fun.
It is. I was like, I remember you used to rap like this
all the time. I didn't love it, but I remember you used torap
like this at a good time of it. It's exactly what I feel.
It reminded me of two thousand and two thousand and I was like, that
was a fun era of Eminem. It was fun, but it was almost
too much nostalgia in a way that I'm like, oh, this is like
that one, like crazy. Even the beginning it was it was fun.
It totally was fun, but at the same time, like, Okay,
what are you gonna do next time? Yeah, I don't know. I
mean that that that record, that album is like the death of Slim Shady
or something. So he's probably gonna like, I think the whole point is
that, like this is dumb, like that you want this still. I
think that's going to be the point of it. It would be I'm cool
with if he goes back to like nineteen ninety nine him when he's saying the
F word and just being yeah, that ain't happen. Why not he just
says the F word, not even like they're in the song Marshall Mather,
he doesn't. It doesn't it doesn't mean it doesn't need to be said that,
and then he just says it. And I'm like that as I heard
that when I was probably like thirteen, and I was like WHOA was like
my eyes were like, I'm excited you could do that. I love I
love to say that for no crazy. I was like back then, that
wasn't even really that shocking. Really, you know, it comes out of
nowhere in that song, but like it's not. But it was just cool,
that's all. It was just cool. I mean cool, bro.
It was as a kid that ship was edgy and cool. I was yo,
And what was the only thing that was shocking to me on there was
probably the Kim song and it was like track or something that's insane. It
is kind of insane. I was like, Yo, at the end,
he's like choking her out, and I'm like I can hear her gurgling,
and I'm like, there's a little disturbed. It was wild back in the
day, dude. He was like, like genuinely like the fact that people
didn't have problems with him, but they have problems with ever. The rapper
was wild to me. It's like, do y'all not hear what he's saying?
Like, I like this guy. I think he's great, but like
he killed a girl in a music song, like more than once, you
know, Like it's I think he's a I don't know, man. I
love Eminem. I always know. I love the memory of Eminem. When
I was younger, Eminem was one of the best things about hip hop music
by far. I think he was always were entertaining, such a taliating rapper,
the fact that the community respected him so much and never tried to do
anything to disrespect the community while being a part of it because he's not respected
by him the most. Right there, he knew his place. He would
always ride for anyone who rode for him, and he was just like he
was just extly talented, Like he was like, oh, I'm not here
because like Vanilla I him are like two parallels of each other, right,
because what happens is that, like people talk about this, the fact that
Eminem bred a lot of fans of hip hop muans that are fans of Eminem
but not understand and what hip hop really is as a whole entire genre.
Right. Yeah, But to be fair to Vanilla Ice, he was kind
of a he was he was kind of you had to think about it.
He came out in a time that hip hop was not at the level that
it was at. He was kind of like a pioneer in that way in
the same vein as like say as kind of like an Elvis was for like
rock and roll, where like the attention that he got was not it wasn't
like I'm seeking this out because it already existed. It was kind of like
it was thrust onto him. And then vina Ice didn't know what the fuck
to do, just some goofy white guy. But it's not like he tried
to, like say now where you would be considered a culture vulture were in
a way that he just like did it. And then all of these white
suburban people were like this rules and then it became kind of problematic. The
problem is that ice is a plant. That's the problem. He was absolutely
industry plant. He was absolutely made, but he was he was a part
of hip hop. He was a dancer first. He was a break dancer.
So he was around the ship. He was around the hip hop,
he was around it. I don't think the record execs didn't like hip hop
wasn't big enough for him to be a plant though, like like in the
in the way that like they didn't know how big he It wasn't like saying
I I I agreed because of the time frame of which happened that he couldn't
be one because they didn't they just put a white guy in wrapping, you
know, like white man. Can we just agree though that he's fucking terrible,
Like this is a terrible about there was there was he was. I
hated him and he was fun. That's wrap and Tim Team and T two
just going that's just crazy. Dance is fucking fire. He's doing this weird
thing where like it's like this step thing that I never figured out how to
do. I never to this day. The thing because he was he was
a dancer he was a dancer hip hop. That ship was fired other than
that that guy right, and then of course, like everybody else, he
turned into some fucking like oh c broa truck guy with tattoos all over him.
That's why I guess suldn't literally held him over a band there, like
actually by his feet to kill him. And I was like, I love
that there's store that's with him. I don't know why people were like,
let's let's hang out with Sugar Night. Everybody, and like everybody was like
that he had resources, but like it's not I would just say no.
I would be like, look man, even saying no, it's kind of
scary too, but that's probably why you want to come over. And then
like, yeah, that way, sugar nice and Sugar I didn't say I
didn't mean to say it like that. Sugar is fine. His name is
full name is Sugar Sugar Night. His name is Sugary beverage name Gregary Beverage
Night. That's like Rodney Dangerfields Ronny Dangerfield's full like real name is Rodney Field
and his middle name is actually danger. His middle name is actually Dangerous Field,
but he goes by danger Rodney Dangerous dangerous field, you know, respect
or some ship. What the hey, look what all these niggas doing over
here? What all these black people doing in America? These black people give
me no respect with their pants down their ankles. And yeah, something racist
we touched on, We touched on something, We touched on something at the
end of the last episode that I still kind of don't fully understand. I
wrote it down and I looked at I looked at these notes again this morning,
and I have no idea what the fuck they mean? Kanye racist penis.
I don't know what this means. You don't know what it is.
I don't know. I don't know exactly what happened. I only heard like
whispers. You know what happened. I heard something about and I tuned it
out. I toned it out. I've been busy just playing Red Dead two,
so I was just like, you're playing Red two again? Yeah,
man, here we go again, because I actually I steamed through Elden Ring,
which I'm surprised how I'm actually my my twitch ship is still pretty good.
Yeah, Like I was like, I'm I'm actually kind of proud of
myself. I'm so as that I picked up that game after like a year
or two of not playing it, and I was doing pretty really. The
only issues that I had were remembering like who did what, like who to
talk to to do what, like what certain items did, like the minute
to many gameplay. It's like, oh, I'm fine to do that.
To be fair, why steamed through it so quickly? I missed a lot
of shit on this play through. Oh he didn't do any I missed most
of it because I didn't want to break out the guy right the guides,
because I'm like, I was like, I just want to like get in
particular the girl that has to eats the eyes, the blind girl her fucking
hardest fuck to do. Itsubnaxious, and then getting all of the Millennia stuff.
Is I'm not a yeahose two things are such fucking long story. I
didn't do that this time around because I just I was like, but I'm
kind of you know, I don't have that much time. But I did
want to just steam through it. And then, so what's going on with
this Kanye Penis thing though? Because okay, yeah, so what happens is
that Kanye got he got sued by one of his assistants for sexual misconduct,
right, because set in quote sent term message. I was like, you
think I'm racist, Well, I'm gonna beat my racist dick to you.
I want to put my racist dick inside of yours. There's something like wild.
Let me look up exactly what it is. I'll read it for you
verbatim. It's some wild ramblings of a horny, horny, fucking schizophrenic.
That is scary. Any a horny schizophrenic is very terrifying. It is Yeah,
that that's an elder ring boss honey schizophrenia of of I was trying to
think of one of the areas in that game. I forgot everything something Kald
what is lime? Song? Brave? That was Lime? Returning? That
was lime. I swear to God. I swear to God, I thought
it was lime in there. I know. My brain just does that.
It's just like put it adds ship where it's like, no, that's that's
it's that, you know, like a lime. It's not what you it's
it's I don't know. I my brain does that a lot. Though he's
not gonna find it. He made this up? Can you imagine it?
Just I'm just lying for no reason. Maybe I had a dream about fucking
Kanye's penis and you kind of have a lot to explain. Yea. I
was dancing around in your living room and he was like, Hey, I'm
Conye's peenis Connie's penis it all, Yeah, I'm Kanye's dick and carry that
hard to find. If you type Kanye penis, it must be the first
thing. It's not. It's a thing that's talking about it, not just
showing. Oh yeah, yeah, I guess. I guess that is kind
of the problem. Have you been googling anything recently and noticing that it just
does this AI bullshit immediately and you can't stop googling. I started using another
There's a thing called Duck Duck Go and it's a little bit Yeah, yeah,
exactly, but hey, it works way better. I'm talking about like,
there are things that you're trying to search on Google and you won't find
it. Dude. I was. I was literally looking for like when I
was doing eldery stuff. I was like, Okay, where do I find
this thing? And then it gave us some AI thing that was wrong.
Of course that was not correct, and I was like, I it's getting
to the point now where I'm just I'm I'm going to live my life now
as if I have no way of looking up anything, because I'm just going
to accept the ignorance that what I do is I just pull up the Wikipedia
up sign and I read that, and I'm like, at least i'm learning
that works. You can't you can't google like a thing anymore. You get
like I googled what city is New York in? And I got like Kentucky
once, and I was like, huh, why is Kentucky being spoken about
it? Why did you google? Why did you google that? Just to
wonder what the fuck's going on? Because I'll google google something about destiny and
I got the wrong thing, and I was like, what's wrong with Google?
So I google on about New York and it brought up Kentucky and I
was like, why, Yeah, it sounds about right. Why is it
doing it sounds right? What do I do now? Misinformation is prominent now.
Now it's just like, oh, when you want to learn something,
you find out the wrong thing. It is insane. I try to ask
a very very simple question about like, say, the difference is between countries
that have uh states and the countries that just have cities. I want to
know if there was a specific of his if is it like a mass is
it? I wanted to know just no, no, no, no.
The AI generated some stupid bullshit that was talking about I feel like there's a
very simple question to answer that, Like I wasn't confident about that, I
know, so let me just google it real quick and see the explanation of
why, like say, Brazil technically has states, but there's some other like
countries that are pretty fucking big that don't really have states as well. Dude,
Like I want to know, like why does this happen? Even just
yes or no questions are just completely fucked yeah, Like it's just is it
normal? Like I saw something recently like is it normal to have roaches coming
out of your penis or something? And then it said, yes, it's
perfectly normal. It's perfectly natural. It's like, what is what is even
the point is that? Cora? Are you? Are you sure that wasn't
that? Cora? Ye? What is that? What do you mean?
No, you're fucking I don't know what is it? What are you talking
about? Cora? Quarah? The legend of oh you know what's crazy?
I've never said that site out loud. So when you said when you said
Cora. I was thinking of like legend of Korra was like Quara. I
mean it's it's it depends on It's like it's like who says Quora? Who
says it? That's what I'm saying. Like, ever, it's not cool,
it's Quara. Well to me, it's like it's kind of like you
know how you would say you wouldn't go queen, you just go queen Queen.
Yeah, yeah, so Cora, no Quora Quorra? I mean fucking
whatever. Yeah, I get it. I feel like it's who because who?
That sounds weird to say it like that. So guys, I'm sure
you're right. You don't say the cool quotes quick. The q QQ has
like crazy. Justin Wang recently posted about that site, and people are asking
this guy like, I'm in my thirties and I I still ship my pants?
Is that normal? The operative the operative word there is still still,
which means this isn't something that started when he was like five, went away
and came back. This is consistently, like through his teens through his twenties,
he's been shipping his pants. Idea, the idea of shitting your pants
and not instantly feeling sheer, disgusted and reevaluating your life, not ask how
do you add that normal or not? Though? Like you have how isolated
do we have to be to be? Like is this normal? Like I
don't know, like if something feels off, but I'm not sure. It's
like, guys, I can't come to the I can't come to sleep over,
like I'm going to ship my pants and I need are you guys okay
with that? Like if you guys are okay with that, I can come
by. But it's like, that's so crazy. One of the answers,
some guy said that like he loves shitting his pats or something. I love
sitting my pants. And there's of course it's it's like it's deviant art,
but there's no art. Crazy. It's fucking crazy. The idea of shitting
your like the only that's one of those brilliant things you've ever said, I
think your pants is that, like you hopefully won't do it immediately again,
like that is the only Like all right, well I'm out here, like
I'm out I can't but like the idea of like, yeah, I feel
like it's tough to ship, like I'm trying to think of any scenario other
than say, like one time when I was an adult. I remember very
vividly because I woke up I had I lived in a very I looked at
my friend's uh garage, right, it was made into like a room.
Yeah yeah, And then his house was kind of fucked up, like it's
particularly the kitchen there. They would just let the door would be open,
and there'd be a ton of flies in there and all this stuff. And
they offered me some Costco pizza under my sugar, and I guess I think
the flyers had a fucking party on the pizza because I was so sick.
I was so I was sicker than I've ever been. And then of course
I woke up in the world night. I woke up to me my pants.
I was like, oh fuck, that's a crazy way to start your
day. Man. Only only time I've ever middle of the night, But
only time I've ever shot my pants as an adult. The idea is shitting
because I haven't shot myself as an adult. I show myself as a teenager.
Last time, I was like seventeen, I was playing football, was
coming back up. I remember the football hit so hard your pants. No,
I didn't that happened to something. I knew you got shot his bad.
It was really funny, but we all understood how like, if you
played football, you've gotten tacking, and you knew you felt like, oh,
I might ship myself because I've gotten hit so hard. It's happened to
me plenty of especially if you're like a if you're an offensive player and some
of the defense hits you, yeah, you feel like you might ship yourself.
You're like, oh, this hurts a lot. He hit my core,
I might ship my pants. I've been hit, yeah, I've been
hit. Like yeah. But the thing is that, like I was walking
home back from like there was like I had like it was where I left.
There was like a middle street and there was like two developments. There
was like one side was like condos. That's how it was the townhouse.
I was on the townhouse side. So it was a huge field like half
a mile down. So after we're done playing football, was okay, I
gotta leave it. And I left immediately. As soon as we were done,
I left started walking. I got like maybe the halfway point, and
I coughed and I just shot my pants. And then I came home holding
my ass everywhere and I immediate ghana house, took my clothes off, threw
my pants and my shorts away, and it took a shower. My amazing,
how quickly you just give up on those clothes? Yeah, like people,
these are now, these are now a painful memory now. And then
my grandmother came out. He was like, Kingston, why are your new
jeans in the freaking trash? Can me? I was like, grab my
don't touch up, don't pant in a way. He started starling at her.
Oh my fucking god, dude. Anyway, Oh Kanye's racist penis?
Do you have an explanation? Bitch? I found it. I found it.
Just what you say? What is it? Okay? So Kanye said,
I quote, is my dick racist? Is it? Look I'm looking
at look at look at look at him speaking looking at speaking of look at
him speaking of not hearing what we're saying. They're not gonna it's gonna be
fucked. Yes, sorry, yeah, there you go, perfect there there
it is. Isn't my dick racist? Is it? This fucking dick of
mine? I'm going to beat my fucking racist dick for being racist. I'm
going to stare at the picture of a white woman with a black ass and
beat my beat the shut out of my racist dick, beating the ship out
of it, this big black cock. So a picture of a white woman
with a black ass. No what he said it you know it means no,
no, But like I thought it. I thought about it. Literally,
I it's it's it's just the white one with a big butt. I
understand. But like this' attractive lady too. It's so you said it to
attractive lady. We looked just cosmetically enhanced. Obviously its attractive. Yeah.
I feel like there's a rule if you if you get fake tits, they
shouldn't be bigger than your head. I think that's I think the opposite.
Actually, I think only then is it not as well? Just go fucking
go big or go home, you know, if you if you're gonna enhance
yourself, I want to like a big wares. I think I think they
should be They should be trapezoidal or like rhombus shaped. They should have hard
very sharp to who was the first woman? Has has it been done to
get the lower crop tits? Not yet, but sometimes soon I bet I
bet the next five. You know, it's crazy though not like not like
her hard. I've seen like pointy tits on girls before. I've seen ones
from like old timey because the bras that they would wear so like basically that
little time where they would take it off after they would have a little bit
of pointy shapeness because it's been like sitting in a specific angle clay. Yeah.
Yeah, molded into a dinosaur that would be hot as dinosaur tints.
I think I would actually be like, that's so disgusting because I have so
that is so out of my peripheral. So what's hotter? What's hotter?
Like you can mold tits into like dinosaurs, like many t rexes and stuff,
or t rexes having tits. You know what the tragedy of that is
is that a t rex's arms are so small that they can't even play,
can't even play with their own tits. That's a curse. Fucked. That
would be like that would be like a that would be like a Genie wish
you know what I mean, Like it's like I wish I had big tits
and then your arms would shrink, like no, no, you do that.
You know we've got a lot so fucking stupid. Oh my god,
Genie, that's the kind of thing I would pull anything. That's the way
that I would twist people's should be genie. It's like if I was at
the monkey Paw. Exactly, yeah, exactly, I was the genie.
I would only go to the words people. I would only go to the
most like downtrodden, popular in people that just see how fucked up they make
their communities. Well, you couldn't go anywhere, right, You'd have to
be found by them. So what would you do? What would you do?
If so? So the genie of Aladdin says that no necromancy. But
let's say you can do that. No negronnci No no, yeah, that's
bring back black people. You cannot bring back so only you can no necromancy,
but Negroncy's okay. So that because that's the way, Doesn't that mean
you can control black people? Because necromancy means you can control the dead.
Something means you can control black people, that is the okay? So yeah,
that's so who are you bringing back? Bring me, bring me thirty
year old me along, and then leave me alone for it. You can
just pick a time. Can't just be like I want to bring if it's
genie level stuff. Yeah, for three hours. I like, I want
to is Neilon dead? What's his name? Is the trump the trumpet guy?
Neil, Neil Armstrong, Louis Armstrong, the absolutely dude? What the
fuck? He's like trumping on the mood? I can't wait to be the
first person. I can't wait to be the first person waiting trumpet on the
mood. He starts taking his home it off. Neil freezes like Arnold,
like in that episode of Magic school Bus where he crystallizes instantly. That doesn't
but he's still playing though. It's actually getting through over solid somehow. There's
fucking sound, like what is happening? He gets his lips at least.
Yeah, They're like, oh, that didn't work. Get Louis Armstrong And
I saw a meme like that where they were like mixing up those names.
He was like, I'm on the moon. I swear I saw that cold.
How cold is space? At least thirty fahrenheit? Yeah minimum? You
know wait, it would probably would be like an absence of temperature. It
would be so weird. It's temperature out there, but it's just cold.
Yeah, but there's no because absolute zero is colder than space, right,
I think I think no I think, yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
I think there's heat in space. There's not much of it. Is
ice cream colder than space? No? No, no, I just became
much warmer than space. How cold is space? Is something? Google?
Yeah? Ask Google? How cold this space? Serious? No? Ask
Google? Because I want to see what the a I is gonna suck.
It's probably somewhere around the same level as liquid nitrogen, I imagine. I
feel like no, absolutely absolutely no liquid no absolutely wait wait my brain wait,
yeah, it looks like because my brain is something like, you have
some liquid nitrogen in your brain right now? Liquid? Isn't it absolute zero?
I don't know what absolutely yeah, yeah, bit by a radio cold
liquid nitrogen bisquito and it's putting liquid nitrogen in his brain. I got bit
by an absolute zero and in my head? Now, is that a drink?
That sounds like it's like an injury? Should we list our absolute zero
as a drink? That's kind of dope? We'll get the new prime,
you know, we'll overtake prime. Did you see Leo? Did you see
MESSI the head? Wa why did you do that? Your whole space is
so cold? I know it's cool those space is so it's really fast,
and it's probably really cold. How cold is it? Space is really cold?
How cold is it? Exact? I'm like waiting for this motherfucker to
say it, like it is a goddamn show. Uh, space is minus
four hundred and fifty four thousand degrees. That's actually not that bad minus four
hundred fifty four thousand Wait wait no, sorry, trying to try in correct,
in correct. It was that cold. That's infinite cold. That's like
the point you can't like it's just cold. It's just cold. So I
read it wrong, My apologies. I read the decimal point as a comma.
It is four hundred and fifty four degrees right negative, okay, and
that's celsius or fair Yeah. Different, Well it kind of does actually well
at that point, at that point, well not at that point. No,
I'm not serious that much celsius cold. It is outraged. That is
is outrated. That's the kind of cold that like I feel like if you
and you did have a soul, your soul would freezeow be visible, just
like yo, can we talk about fahrenheit and celsius for a second. I
feel like I feel like celsius is bullshit, only because it doesn't properly convey
how fucking hot it is. Like it'll be like, oh, oh it's
forty, it's forty, and I'm like forty, it doesn't. But here's
the thing. But here's my argument. So a lot of those countries,
you know, they have their moneys, their money is in is way inflated,
or let's just talk about the euro. Let's talk about the euros,
so it's close to the dollar, so they understand that one hundred euros is
a lot. Getting into the triple digits sounds much more just like getting into
a triple digit of money sounds much more like prominent. So when we say
one hundred degrees, like holy shit. But they're like, oh forty,
you're like, yeah, forty doesn't sound it doesn't commit Slap you the last
because I try to travel a fucking country and they're like, oh, man,
like, don't come sunner. It's like forty degrees. I'm like forty
degrees. I'm gonna bring a jacket and they're like dumbassy when a fucking big
old north face you dog getting out of the plane. The thing to me
about fahrenheit is that, like fahrenheit seems to be tailored specifically to like the
way that humans perceive numbers in in relation to like what it is that they're
talking about. The zero to one hundred scale is just a really commonly understood,
really quick, easy to understand zero cold, one hundred sweltering. That
it makes sense. That makes sense right in context of like money, when
it comes to when it comes to like zero dollars, like in the what
you're talking about dollars and pounds, that instance makes sense. I think the
fact that one pound of tow one hundred dollars, you know, like a
little bit to a lot. But when it comes to anything scientific measurement,
the celsius is infinitely better because zero is freezing, one hundred is boiling.
That is super but that is super rare. But that is so that is
so scientific in a way. That doesn't apply to skin. It applies,
it does it doesn't really it doesn't really apply to goings ons of people.
But that's why we're like, I understand what you're saying. I just think
it's gay, Like I really think. I think there's a lot of things
we need to change, you know what we really need to change the brit
the fucking stone, you know, in a measurement of stones, it is
no, no, no, it's it's it's smaller than that. It's uh,
I forgot what it is. I don't remember, but it is like
four stone is insanely heavy, like four units of four or something like they're
prime, they're more savages. I want to hit them anytime I hear that,
I want to hit them. The unit of twelve. I think it's
just like a superior measurement. I just like, like I feel like I
mean, I even like just the imperial system like objectively almost. I think
it's really yeah, I think I think it's the more the more. I
used to be like more a little bit like yeah, it doesn't make sense,
but it's American like whatever. And then I started kind of like it's
like, wait, it makes a lot more sense to have a scale of
like twelves, and it does to have like these like strange like yeah,
these tens, these streams like the making well, well I think that's overalls,
I think personally from me, yeah, I don't know. I can't.
It's difficult to convey because I didn't like take notes on this thing,
but I was listening to like some interesting talking about it's like, oh,
that actually makes a lot more sense than I thought it would, but I
woudn't commit any of its memoricans I didn't think i'd be talking. Is that
it makes more sense just because we're American, that's why. No, it's
like like whatever, it's not important. Yeah, I was talking about Dragon
Age. That's not I don't need that. Why why why you guys don't
get upset? Did you see the game play? Though? Yeah? Dragon
it looks like a PS three game. I mean so I don't know about
that. It does. It looks really not great. It looks really nice.
I've heard people say that Elderly looks like a PS three game, and
it's like, yeah, I guess in comparison to certain like modern PSS like
I don't care to be fair, it looks bad for how big the game
is. It's it's only like fifty gigs. So letting you know that it's
not a bunch of fucking like it's not what is uncompressed? What is?
What is the one? The what is barwaar use again frost like that for
like a frost By game that a battlefield game or something that's like a like
a thousand gigs or something. Every every game is that. Now Call Duty's
gonna be three hundred gigs b Yeah, Black Sisty Issy too is three hundred
gigs are or at least it says you need that much space free anyway,
I don't know. I guess for with all the all the expansions, maybe
three hundred. I swear to god, I don't think it. Is it
just when you download it it says you need three hundred gigabyes free. It's
crazy. It's insane. It's like, I mean, it's this is this
is where we're at now. Everything's massively huge because nobody knows how to compress
their right. I feel good about, uh talking about Dragon Age right now,
just because I got the rage out of my system because that was actually
upset. We were texting each other all upset. You were, pretty much
I was. Me and Derek were just venting about how sad we were.
It was yeah, because I was covering the showcase. I was on stream
and I didn't cover it live. I like, I woke up a little
bit late, but I covered like some of the stuff that I thought was
cool from it. Uh, And it was in the middle of it I
got this the text watch both of you guys in the chat, it was
like, what the fuck did they do? Because I just I want to
know this is the left. This is like by Ware's last shot to like
red for redemption. So it's really it's really redemption. It's not a thing
of like because people have already lost all the respect for them unfortunately, and
so it's like, this is the last time to redeem yourselves. And everything
we've seen so far is like no, it's just I was just like,
like I I it's okay, okay. So the art style is iffy.
It's like I was like, no, this is not what I don't want
to want it to look like this. Like especially there's the there's the older
guy, there's one of they started showing all the companions. The older guy
looks like he straight up Fortnite, like if you look. I was like,
every time I see him specifically, I get upset, like like there's
something about him because like Scout, I think, so Scout Harding looks actually
at the best out of all of them, which I'm actually she's the only
Scout Harding is the only one that I'm actually even mildly okay with being on
your party. Because I wanted to smash her an inquisition because you can.
You can flirt with her a little bit in an inquisition, but she ain't
given you nothing bullshit, I'm gonna flirt with you. It's like, you
know, I understand why you can flirt with like Vivian, but she has
a dude, so she ain't gonna give it up, right, But Harding's
is there, Sweeney's auditioning for fresh and fit Dragon Age sexual Assault. That's
the next game. You're fighting dragons and said one guy is getting hauled the
way and the handcuffs because you sexually harassed somebody. Imagine somebody being arrested for
something like that in the middle of a dragon attack, like the police prioritize.
Yeah, whoas breathing fire, melting buldings, fucking ducking under the fire
and ship just to get to this guy. You're nowhere, half his faces
burnt off here. You're coming. Like Blade in the first Blade movie,
a vampire gets up and attacks somebody and they shoot Blade and Blades like,
are you serious? Goddamn, there's a vampires, a cooked vampire running down
the hallway and the cops are like, and they run off. You're black,
black bulletproof, get out of here. What can I say? The
idea of that, the fear you feel is seeing a black person. It's
more than seeing a monster of the night. It's scary than seeing fiction brought
real. This creature eats people. You know what's scarier than that? Me,
me, way scarier than that. The natural. It's the natural.
Uh yeah, black people's so yeah this Uh like, I'm not gonna pretend
like I have any history with dragon Age at all. It's like it is
one of these blind spots for me. Yeah, because I just I never
just got into it. What what sucks about it is the reason why people
like say, for example, why mass Effect was such a was such a
massive hit, is your companions, your your squad is what made the game,
and people fell in love with your companions and dragon Age origins. And
the thing that was immediately shitty was in dragon Age too. You didn't have
your main protagonist, you didn't have your hero for Elden, your your Gray
Warden. You're like, oh, that sucks. I put all these hours
into I would have loved to continue the story with this person. Oh Morgan
Alistair Alistair is essentially Garris and you have no Yeah, man, moving forward,
you can't roll with Garris, and it's like imagine mass effect without the
main the main moment in effect. That's literally it's great seeing character from boy
scout to fucking hard and badass. It was like so cool. I actually
didn't know the first time I played it it actually I wasn't paying attention,
Like arch Angel, I'm like, I just I'm like, all right,
let's go get this nigga. I didn't even it didn't. It didn't.
It didn't. It's a hint from one. It didn't, it didn't.
I just wasn't paying attention. I was just kind of like, all right,
let's just go pick up this new squad. And then they do a
good job of treating it like it's like it's not just whatever. It's like,
what just a normal mission? Shepherd doesn't know. That's why there was
at one point where there's the most obvious hint is and it's very easy to
miss that. Uh. Garris takes a shot at you and it just it
lowers your shield a little bit, and like he's like basically in and out
of certain places, like you know, I could have I could have.
Yeah, it was like a fake it was like a little not that tries
to be like cool about it, and it's like, no, your head
would have been hollow. You would have been missing all of this. If
Neil Truckman made that ship, that's what would have happened. Garrits would have
exploded your and then you would have been somebody else. Then then you would
have played that Garrison's gun. So stupid. That is so dumb, So
like this POV, just Garrison was good. Everywhere you guys would have went,
he would have been doing a gun line. It's like, man,
maybe the gun was maybe the gun out of terrible life. Dude, it
is so so stupid, really bothered you. Game of the Year all right?
Anyway, fucking dragon? So oh god, what so did you guys
hear that for Last of Us too? They're gonna do tw separate seasons for
the second game, So this in a show for season two and three are
going to be pretty much Last of Us to the game. Really, my
bad. I'm sorry, I used to microphones. But yeah, so apparently
gonna be playing uh Last of Us two separate in two seasons. That makes
sense. I I thought that they were going to do that obviously because they're
going to I mean, I hope they're going to want to stretch out,
yeah, because they're kind of Pascal for as long as possible, right right,
and uh, it would be kind of dumb. It would be very
dumb. Like the TV audience is not going to react the same way,
like they're just they're not going to feel It depends on how they do the
story they do, do they do. I think what they're going to do
is that they're going to do it linearly. I think I think, you
know, I think they're actually going to do it the right way. Yeah,
I think they're going to reorganize it. And it's probably gonna be in
like season four seasons. At the end of season three that that's gonna happen
in season four will be yeah, whatever happens between them, because in the
second episode of the second season, it would be terrible, Like no one
would care. People would be people would be upset, but like no one
would be like all right, yeah, yeah, Well a lot of people
not know this already. I don't know. I try to be careful,
but like whatever, motherfucker people I don't know about it. I try to
be considerate. You can consider my dick in the mouth. That's the game
is four years old. Man. Yeah, how is someone watching this podcast
and not knowing anything about Last of Us too yet? I know, I
get it. It's just one of those it's it's it's like I don't spoil
I don't spoil BioShock still, you know what I mean, Because it's just
one of those games. It's like, oh, really, Like that's more
of a it's almost like a religious experience. You want people to you want
people to experience it. You're like you're like advocating for you Like, no,
yeah, I'm going to recommend somebody play Bostock. The last thing we
want to do is like tell them ruin the whole, Like if you knew
what it was coming, it would be like kind of pointless to play it
on some level. And also yeah, and also because like it's it's also
not problematic either in a way that the only reason that we we've harped on
the plot of Last of Us Part two is because of how weird it is.
It's very disjointed. Yeah, so it's like, fucking I didn't have
a chance to make it good. Man. If they if they, if
they do storytelling lintearly. I think we'll be fine. It might actually be
very I think I think it'll be fine. I just, I just I
don't give a shit about zombie stories. Really like zombie stuff is like I'm
more interested in if any zombie related media, it's probably like it'll be games
like Left for Dead or like something something like that. Yeah, you know,
I don't really care about like a TV show. You know, zombies,
they came they came in too hard for too long. Man, Like
the late two thousands or twenty tens, was every still going many. You
know how much Walking Dead exists. There's like five series. You know something
actually something play Dying like two. I played it when you were we stayed
with the house. I was so bored. I couldn't believe how bored I
was with that game. They're doing a State of de Kay. Another one.
Well, Sanity Kay is actually cool. City Kay is like assistance driven
game though I understand it's like but it's still like, yeah, it's more
zombies. It's like, god, dude, I think I think there needs
to be like a five year break to make people has been that for that
Okay, that game has been fucking What I mean is like just like twenty
seventeen, right, and you know, I feel bad about uh because I
think it was it was supposed to be Vampires Turns right, and then the
Red Fall was like as exact fall. It fucked it up right fall piss
And then there's next there's a Destiny season or that episode coming up soon where
it's Vampire Hunters centered. That's that looks fucking dude. The art design being
from Vampire Hunter d is amazing. I was like, this is sexy.
I love this. I was actually pissed. Can I say something. I'm
actually a little pissed off that that new Destiny expansion is really good. It
makes me upset because I was really excited. I was really excited to just
be like all right, I'm done, and then they just do the best
ship that they've ever done. It's like, okay, cool, great,
thanks. What sucks. What sucks so much is that, like, we
know there's gonna be a third one. We know the way they hinted at
it, there's definitely gonna be another game. Yeah we'll see. Yeah.
I still haven't. Uh, I haven't. It's too late. Way a
ten year old game to somebody was in my stream recently and they were like,
you only like this game, you only like this expansion because you've spent
so much time playing. It's like yes, I mean like it's like you
only like the last episode of Breaking Band because you watch the show, and
it's like, yeah, whole life. It's like, well, yes,
can you imagine watching the last episode? Can you really imagine? Sincerely?
Oh dude, let's watch. Let's watch Breaking Bad and then you bring somebody
over and you watch the last episode. They haven't seen any of it completely
out of context. That would be such a shitty episode of television. Why
guy walks into like a house, frightens people and dies like people, then
lays down and dies. He has a gun in his truck? Where did
that come from? The idea of that is funny just watching just like That's
why I like Dragon Ball so much. I'm watched as I was a child.
Yeah, like freaking like digit like it's I've been It's been around my
whole life, you know. Yeah, there's certain things that you invested a
lot of time into. Absolutely, That's why I finished Game of Thrones bro
season five was already actually a great example I did see and only this I
only saw the series finale, a game of throw. That is crazz that
is when you're with us. Yeah, that's funny. That is fucking mad
with skift to the end, with the amount of factions that are in that
fucking the dude walking around? Do you see this dragon sprawl its wings on
as a girl walks down from steps and you're like, I was like,
right, there's here, right. I remember thinking like, who's that?
Who's that? And then they she dies and I was like, all right,
I guess she was probably probably important. She was all right, she
a couple of things. Maybe she was there from the start. I don't
know, Yeah it was. I don't I don't want to talk about that
one. I don't want to talk about the dragons. I just don't want
to shoot on Dragon Age. Man. We didn't, all right, Yeah,
probably we didn't. Probably I tried on purpose of this way the conversation
because it makes me upset talking about dragon Age. I got it out of
my system, man' I'm okakay. So here's the thing. Based on what
you've seen, based on what you guys have seen, because you're dragon Age
people, do you think that this has a chance to be good? No?
No, no chance, not even a little bit. No. So
my biggest problem is they're they're so some of the stuff that they've shown.
I just the art direction was already bad, because like I think it's it's
more important than people will lead on. I think art design is fucking massively.
I think it's one of the reasons why there are certain games that I've
never tried just because it looks goofy to me, where even though somebody will
swear by it and I'm like, this is really fucking this is a really
great game, and I'm like, this is just me talking about myself.
It doesn't appeal to me either. So the market is saturated. I I
got to pick and choose what I want to play. And so the thing
is that it's unfortunate I'm gonna play this eventually. I don't know if I'm
gonna play that launch because I don't think I'm gonna give them seventy dollars.
What if it reviews and it's like tens, I don't I don't so methetically
the reviewed around ten Game of the Year and everything that was crazy to me,
Yes, but see I feel like fourteen that was like Vanilla Destiny and
like to be fair, it always look I got a lot of value out
of Inquisition, especially especially, but it seems like a solid seven, you
know what I mean. That seems like like a very playable I would definitely
give it a seven. A seven is perfect. It is a perfect You
can get a lot of value out of it. This one, it's already
looking kind of weird. Some of the voice acting was already looking a little
JANKI it was a little just just hearing. I was like, Oh,
I don't know, these guys don't seem to be able to write like a
classic BioWare just now. It's only it's only like fifteen minute little playthrough,
but enough to where I was like, I don't like the vibes. These
weird this fucking weird cyberpunk city that has never existed in Dragon Age cyberpunk city.
It looks like a fuck it's like a magic tech place. And I'm
like, what the fuck? It's a magic place that looks like fucking uh
like the future. It looks like a future your futuristic uh dystopia, Like
it looks like they have like fucking drones and like, oh you did something
wrong, citizen, And I'm like what the fuck is this? This is
weird? And then the the world is bigger than we know what to be
in a dragon of course, we've hinted that a long time. But the
world is a pretty big world. It is. But I'm like, it's
where is it? Where does come from? I just it doesn't look it
doesn't look good. It doesn't look crib it. It doesn't look good.
It reminds me of just looking on it. I didn't play for Sworn or
whatever. What was it called for? Spoken for spoken? Yeah, that's
what it kind of looks like to me. It looks like this kind of
game that I would, honestly if it wasn't Dragon Age, if it didn't
have the name Dragon, I would totally skip. Like say, for example,
Harry Potter looks pretty cool and everybody had a lot of fun with it.
I don't care about the Harry Potter universe. I didn't play it.
And the same thing that like, I wouldn't play this. Did you that
game? Chris? Yeah, I played like a decent amount of it.
I played like maybe like ten or so hours of it. It's good,
but it's like I just you know, I don't have that. If you
love Harry Potter, that's it. That's a ten out of ten. Yeah,
because it's like it does capture that that universe in a way that's like
damn if you if you love this shit, this is next level for you.
But for me, it was like it was very much like a solid
seven. It was like you know, Inquisition or something where yeah, this
is good, but like I don't. I will say though, like I
will say, as somebody who's complete divorce from dragon Age, this looks fine
to me, Like I don't. I don't really know what's Yeah, that's
the thing like being like a dragon Age fanly, but I can also see
like when I look at it, I'm like, oh, this doesn't look
like this doesn't look like the same. It doesn't look like dragon Age.
Yeah, I will say that that's a big problem because that's kind of distracted.
If this was a new IP, I feel like this would have been
cool. Actually yeah, and look at you saw that Pride demon. The
Pride Demon it doesn't have any legs, And I'm like, okay, is
that is this just the just this area? Because if you look at Pride
demons from the entire French from the entire franchise, they looked a specific way,
and all of a sudden, now it has some weird glowy shit coming
out of its fucking limbs and not just actual feet. And I'm like,
so, I'm wondering if that's just like different and the I just want to
say the why does Verrick? What happened to him? Like? Why is
why is Veric not no? Verick the fucking the dwarf? Why is he
not blonde? What happened to this guy? He wasn't He wasn't. He's
He's always been blonde. He's had like a strawberry blonde. You're talking about
the crossbow? Yes, right, Like go back and look at him since
two he Yes, he has blonde fucking chest hair. He has a little
bit of his hair. He's always been blonde. And now he has like
damn near black hair. I thought he had. I thought he had dark
color hair. No, No, never, he's not. No. Now
he has like damn near his hair is pretty much black. And I'm like,
what it's there's it's these little things like but it's like why. It's
like saying there was a time where Osama bin Laden they released a new no,
they released a new video of him like talking ship and then his beard
was completely black and everyone was like wait what like wait this motherfuck old he
has granny's beard. What is this video that he just released? The idea
of osa and Laden dying his beard is really funny. So there was an
explanation saying, oh, during wartime, they like die their beards, Like
is that even true? He was an in I was like that nigga camera
that Nigga was dead as ship and they dig up, dug up all the
video and then they just threw it out. That's dude, Okay, this
guy was on dialysis. Yes, osam Bin Laden was dying on dialysis,
and I'm pretty sure before Obama and the steal Team six or whatever killed him,
he just fucking died. And then they just made up a story that
they win and ray and they just found like they just a dog killed a
random person. Those people up there like, okay, where's the body and
they said, oh, we gave him an ocean burial. The most evil
guy, our biggest villain. Imagine we found Hitler's body, what'd you do
with them? We put him through a meet, right, We just we
just got rid of week we made we made we made they dropped him in
the ocean. Yeah, they just just dumped his body where they stuffed his
body into a big fish and then they pushed the fish tuna and then they
fed it to the tuna and then they shot the that It is so much
sketcher now that I think about it. It is weird. It's megaware,
like and you know what's great about this when we all experienced Jeffrey Epstein,
Like, we all understand what these people are capable of because they have money
and resources. If you have money and resources, you're saying, you're saying
was molested to death. He was partying on Epstein's island. He was definitely
part of on Epstein's island. And then what actually happened was he was he
was he was taking way too many of the girls for himself, and Epstein
got really upset and he's like, hey, I'm gonna molest you to death.
He told him he found out, he found out the meta of my
little pony and how much little girls like, right, Yeah, my biggest
problem, My biggest problem is this, Oh there's a black person. Why
is a black person in this? There have been black people, I don't
know, I don't know this fucking d I. They just can't stop it.
It seems kind of forced, and there have been since the second game.
There's an Asian Elf actually the third game. Actually there was no black
people in the second one. Really there wasn't so because there was one black
person technically in the first one, the Kunarium, but he wasn't but he
was kind of like and I felt like this theme alter racist that he's not
even human. He's kind of like a monster. The Canari are like I
was like, he was the Closes because he had corn rows and ship,
so I'm like, okay. Then they turned the Canari into proper like demon
type people, right the way they look are the giant ones, right,
the big Yeah, the big ones. They're big and black and they have
horns and ships, so they're kind of like bulls on though, smash them.
What is it? Canari? They're like pretty much pretty much dragon that's
a perfect perfect scription. And then so black people showed up in Inquisition because
I think after the Buyer War was like, we should probably add some black
people in the game, and so specifically they're mostly in what is there France?
You know there There France, So there's like a there's a bunch of
niggas over there. There's a there's a black France and Dragon Age. Yeah,
there's a pretty black France in the world right now. To the French,
people are getting a little getting little, they're getting little iffy. They're
like, hey, you know what, there's no MANI black people is doing
that all the It's gonna be a right wing wave the europe Dude. Right
now, the French president what's his name is been like that. It's the
culture. Well not as much as it is going to be right now.
No, right now, the French president is gonna do this type of election
that's supposed to like have almost like there that you need to have a vast
majority of vote to have a lot of control. And it's weird because the
biggest party that's doing waves right now is a right wing party, and so
they might have a Trump wave, like in the same way that happened to
us. I mean it happened in Britain too, man. Yeah, who
was that fucking guy before? I don't know, I remember the other guy,
the fucking guy that looked like Boris something, Boris Johnson. Yeah,
Yeah, that's fucking weirdo. Traumatic there was a wave of people with fucked
up hair, and then the Argentina just got a fucked up hair president.
Yeah, it's all these hair looks like Mexico's president right now is a woman.
Dude, that's a Jewish woman. Yes, a Jewish Jewish Mexican woman.
How likeredibly diverse. He looks whiter than you, Mexican. I get
somebody with that exact profile. Yeah, it's insane, your Mexican. What
you know what she won by? Wait, vomiting so much that you visibly
become amazed, drawn as fun, I end up as skinny as christis.
I'm vomiting so much that would be And that's the trick. Man discuss me
all the time. I got so sick looking at this bitch. He had
me looking like Hercules drowning in that river at time. I love that.
I love how he looked right there. He would have stayed like that.
That's what I was about to say, is he that's peak Hercules is when
he's emaciated in the river of Souls or whatever like that, he gets on
he immediately tes to fight somebody to get me. He fights a small child.
The child kills. I love to slap him around dude a little bit.
The idea of beating up Hercules must be a fucking divine thing, because
like in mythology, he's a demon, Like in the Disney he's kind of
like a like, oh he's strong, and like actual mythology, Heracles is
a monster. He's kind of an asshole. But but but rightfully so he's
an asshole because Hera is a monster. Is he pretty much is Cradles pretty
much supposed to be him? No, well they took a little bit of
Cradles. Is nobody rigid of him? Is pretty similar to Heracles? Right?
No? I mean Cretis is probably like a mix of a lot of
difference. Is just like a captain, you know, like or a general
and then he got his ass fucked and then he made the deal. Right,
That's how I don't know that happens. So Hercules goes, he just
goes. Hercules is just like, well, Hercules is doing his thing.
He was being you know, groomed, not sexually, but yeah he was.
Credos is more like tim Allen and the Santa Claus. Yeah. I
couldn't even hold on it. I didn't know what to say. Why why
do you say that? Because does he not become the God of War after
he is. It not the same kind of situation. He does kill the
previous one and then usurps his throat. That is literally only I didn't just
say that to be random. I think that's literally true, like I think
you did. But I think I think you said to be random. But
I think the pieces fell in line. No, I thought he kills Santa
Claus and becomes Santa Claus, he kills the god of war, he becomes
the God of War. It's literally the same exact story. That crazy,
there's no difference. In fact, Tim Allen asked creatos would go hardes my
life is yours. Zeus is thinking, He's just like that, Hey,
what are you doing over there? I fucking oh, don't kill me,
dude. It's really funny, is that. I I really did not like
Cradles at all. In the first I didn't like Tim Allen either. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, he's kind of he's kind of a demon. I
hated Credos so much. And then by Raglar Rock, like the end of
the end of what's the name of the mix mansion that we just got Valhalla,
yea, Valhalla does such a good job making him, like reflect on
his bullshit because you're kind of he's kind of just like I did what I
did. I just feel like really good is like an asshole. I think
there's just too like because casual there's there's the casual enjoyer, and then there's
people that were like deep fans and we understood how complicated Creatos is his his
he was never just purely a monster. Oh no, But that's all I
say for for hating him. I think it's like it's completely misunderstanding him because
he didn't he was a monster when he was a general because he was Sparta.
It was fucking Sparta. So he grew up in a great environment.
I think people over or under sell or underestimated, like, oh, Cratos
was like a like a like there's no depth to him, and it's like
that's not true at all. It's true. There's more depth now for sure.
But it was like completely say empathy. I say empathy where it's like,
hey, put yourself in Creatos's shoes. If you're a demi god,
you have you know, you're you have these special abilities, you're really powerful,
and then you you you got fucked over by aries and then not only
did you get sucked over by aries, you got fucked over by the rest
of the gods. Now, the one thing I didn't like, The only
thing I didn't like is that they explained it a way that, oh,
they fucked over Crados because he opened up Pandora's Box, which led out all
the evils of the world. And that was because I was like, no,
Zoos should already be a dickhead before, Like he was just always an
asshole. If they would have stuck to that, it weakens the narrative you
find out later on in the next series because these guys are just assholes.
Yeah, that's supposed to be the whole thing. The Norse ones are just
cuns, and it's like, well, no, they're all kind of cuns
because they're gods. The thing about Cratos that like is that, like he
acknowledges there's moments of just cruelty. Granted his experience is fucked, like he's
not a person that's had a great life, but he's like, there are
times where I was in violence, Like there are times I was just fucking
cruel I used people and I hurt people to get to my ends, Like
I was not right for that. And when he reflects on the jungers off.
He's like, you're an asshole. He's like, but now I've learned,
I've grown free, and I'm going to try to be better for the
people in the world, and I respect that. I like, that's a
good character, right. Not only that, because they also there was acknowledgment
that you were also trying to do the right thing, and a lot of
instances and there was the thing is like when you learn, especially the two
PSP games, there's so much important ship in that that it kind of made
me mad that they were The fact that the fact that I see that fucking
ship all the time on my Instagram. It's so funny, like quick Time
event on fucking up neglecting your child. Then he comes back and laughing so
hard on quick Time. I remember being at my mom's house and that's me
cry laughing my ass off, like she just pushing her aayu out of your
kid. Fuck you. When it comes back for the double hand hugs,
I'm like it like the amount of ship that he's gone through, even when
he tries to save his brother Demos and then fucking uh Thanatos kills him,
which it's one of those things where like for no good reasons he kills he's
there only because yeah they got scared. They're like, oh the prophecy,
so I'm gonna but Credos the Chronos did the same thing to Zeus, and
so it was like a cycle of thing and I'm like, there's a lot
of ship here that people miss because they only see creatles ripping people apart and
u and which is understandable, Like nobody is like imagine playing you know,
the souls Born games. You're there's people who dive deep into the lore and
then there's us that like fucking round. Yeah, like I don't know,
No, I don't. It's good, but I don't for blood Born,
Elderring and Sakaro, the Bloodborn and Elder Ring have the best I only know
like Dark Souls really and Dark Souls three I didn't look into too much like
games where like that kind of stuff is that it's there if you want it.
Yeah, yeah, Destiny is very much like that too. Wars fucking
I think that's his War is like a novel like novel, like award winning,
but it's so under hit it Like, dude, I just learned recently,
Like in the last couple of days. This is after ten years.
By the way of playing this game, I had no idea that there was
even a b and for like show lore on like guns and armor and ship
that's awesome, good lining, you know, because I never because I would
just watch my name is Bike, like what the fuck do I care about
like saying it, like they would have the whole text thing case you're not
conditioned from Destiny Year one from like when I played the Year one, there
was nothing like you would get a Grimwark card like with Laura on it and
you would have to go to Bungee dot net to see it, so like
it wasn't even in the game, so like so much my assumption was my
assumption was it's like, all right, I guess that's just how they do
it. And and I was always wanted, like where's bif getting all this
information just making it up? Yeah, And I wouldn't even watch those.
I would listen to them mainly, so like sometimes and I only started watching
them recently. I was like, oh, he's reading this in the game.
I just assumed that he was like doing it on the websites. Though
there's like literally every single gun that's at least legendary has like this novel,
it's crazy. That's interesting that the weapons have lords like that. Usually it's
like a very it's very like a legendary, a very specific thing, and
it's like only a handful. It's very sandy, it's very d and desque.
So the idea is that every weapon that's legendary is a reason why it's
legendary. There's some sort of story attached to it. So there's there's the
grim Moore cards you get for like beating events when you literally when you go
in areas and you like find all like the Cashist, the story for that
as well. It's just it's dense. It's so censer than you would assume
it was, but like if you don't give a shit about it, it
doesn't it doesn't get in your way. It's very Hayleo's very much the same
way. It's like if you skip the cut scenes, it's like you could
you could just be like, oh, it's about aliens doing some aliens and
it's like this is cool. But if you sit and watch it, it's
like, oh, this is dope. If you skip cut scenes, though,
until you'll be like, why the fuck am I fighting with this alien
all of a sudden, Yeah, what is he doing here? Now?
That was a common that was a common complaint back and then yeah, people
are like, what the fuck is on my team? Now? What is
going? But listen, we've been talking a lot about God of War.
But uh, but anybody listens to this podcast, they know that they know
that Gears of War is a is a staple here. Uh for many many
reasons. And uh, I'm squirreling. Just line up as right, ear
Bro, Just gosh, Bro. I still think about the I still think
about that bit sometimes, where like it was like the what is it the
locust on grinder saying Grid, he's like swiping through. It's with the fucking
weird like bag thing on his head with the mini gun, just hoping to
get some hope. So at the at the Booty at the Xbox Showcase,
at the Xbox Showcase, which by the way, was very good showcase Dragon
Age a side, really yeah, really great solid showcase. Man, Like
I was surprised by it made me feel like, damn, imagine if there
was an E three and we're all like, yeah, it felt like you
three. Like the way it ended with like this specific trailer I was like,
oh, and it was one of those things where it's like, dude,
even and I look understand the weight that I'm that me even saying this
conveys based on like my history with video games and just everything that I've said
about this specific franchise over the years. Even that fucking Call of Duty ship
looked interesting to me, and I couldn't fucking believe that because that that omni
directional sprinting thing was like, that's actually like going to change the way games
play, Like, sincerely, you can sprint in every every single direction now,
Like it's not like you can't. You don't have to like good sprint
spad backwards. You can sprint like left, right, diagonal. It's like
it's like you can play like a person exactly what I'm saying. It's like
I was watching it, I was like, oh, yeah, like why
why is why is that so not common? Because we can't you can do
that? Well, see, that's gonna gonna be real quick. One of
the reasons why first person shooters are never my first go to thing is because
of the lack of options. It's kind of just move forward and shoot,
and I'm like, at a certain point I'm like this is cool, but
I need more. I need my character do more shit like and then like,
I am that's cool. Maybe you want to play it fun man,
I'll definitely try it. It'll be well, it'll be free if you have
this slam into a room from the side all and then run out like it
looks sincerely, like it looks like that is transformative enough to like the stale
fucking like Code has been the same game for so fucking long. It's like
a Pokemon situation where it's like, oh my god, how many times are
we going to do this? And this is transformative enough where I'm like,
that is that's going to change the way everything works in a way that like
I will at least try it out. But yeah, they capped off that
showcase with a teaser for a new Gears, a new Gears of War and
it's not Gear six. It's not like a collection, although they really should
do a collection. Yeah, it's a fucking prequel with Marcus and Dom.
They got them. It's that is that trailer was so good. It is
CG So it's like, yeah, but I mean, I know what we
know in Gears of War is we know what it's gonna play like generally,
Oh so good, because you already knew. When Marcus was dangling in the
I was like, oh have you seen it? You've not seen here,
so executive decision, Yeah do we do? You want to see this now?
Oh yeah, I watch it. Watch let me ah fucking dragon age,
man, you know it's gonna be I'm so mad. Look at I'm
trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to be reasonable the iPad already, I'm
trying to be reasonable, I really am. I'm trying to be reasonable and
be like, look, they could they brought a warden back to that.
They tried. They were like, and then there's a warden here, and
I'm like that, so there was black Wall who gives a fuck? Like
black balls all right too? But like, I just don't give a fuck.
I don't care. I do not care. I want my warden.
That's the only word I care about. Oh, alistair alistair? If I
want the warden that got killed in them behind in the game in first one,
that's happening, damn damn DM Yeah you like that, dude, he's
scrambling, he's scrambled, he's scared. I mean, look at how juicy.
That guy is so big and buffy is man like how the locust gets
so big? It is built like that. He didn't fall from that.
He's in a held down for be amit with that. That's this is crazy
fucking music. It's all swelling. It is definitely young him. This is
younger him that we've seen bro of course, the youngest version of what we
ever seen. Oh. I mean, it lifts him up in the into
the fucking ceiling. I was like, that's sick as hell. That's so
cool. I'm just like we've been fighting those things. They're so fucking click.
It sounds crazy just listening to it, like there's a lot of sound
effects. That's the whole. That's a hole to red see. I wish
there was a crowd, dude, because they would have. They would have
been screaming like, damn, Dom looks way young. Holy, they're kids.
It's E Day. They're probably like twenty years old or something. Oh
is what it's happened. It's E daygensy, it just happened. That's fucking
cool. Yeah, dude, that's fucking cool. Okay, that's pretty sick.
And I was like, yes, because to be honest, The only
reason I cared about Year six at all was I wanted to see what was
canon with the decision. There's a big decision on spoilers like who dies?
Uh is Marcus the Sun or the black dude? No? The black guy?
Really? Yeah? Oh, you don't plan as the girl in five
and four? You play as the girl, right, I think you plans
her at some point or something. But there's just a there's a scene,
there's a there's a mission where you have to choose who you're gonna save.
I would say, canonically, you probably save your son and not some black
guy that you barely know. Yeah. Probably, So that's probably weird choice
to give people. It's stupid because it's like it's like, say a Dragon
Age inquisition, if you didn't if you didn't save Logan, if Logan is
dead, there's a there. It goes to inquisition and you have a choice
to save some random fucking uh Warden that you just met, or Hawk from
the second game. Yeah, so it's like, because it's supposed to be
Hawk or Logan. Now if you don't, I kill Logan because he's a
piece of shit. So then the choice is meaningless to me. Where I'm
saving Ethan Hawk every time because I spent time with him, so who cares
about there's kind of a they do a bad job with that. I'm like,
dude, give it, make the stakes a little bit higher. One
thing, you gonna go back to drum wondering, go back to wait so
the Dreadwolf, right that whole thing? Uh? Oh right? I forgot
about that. Yeah, yeah, what's gonna happen because one of your apartments
supposed to be a bad guy, like an ultra bad guy now that takes
over the eleven Empire, But like, I guess that's not happening anymore.
It's well, they scrapped that whole point of the story, or like,
what's going on? Well, he still looks like we'll finish this up and
then we'll go to the years the he's still trying to destroy the veil,
right, Like he's still trying to destroy the veil. But I already let
me tell you because I guess we didn't get to this. One of the
reasons why this seems so fucking underwhelming is Soul has already made a huge mistake
in Inquisition by trusting trying to use Corinthius as a puppet and it failed and
that's why you got the anchor on your hand and all the shit. So
it feels like, Okay, I made a huge mistake. Never again,
I'll figure it out better. He's doing some stupid fucking ritual and then like
there's these statues that are held up with some shitty scaffolding that they easily toppled
to a disrupt his ritual. And I was like, I already hate this.
It's already, it's already, it's already like the most like it reminded
me of the Power Rangers, you know how it's like easy plot, we
got to throw it it easily. It's for it's for kids. And I
was like, if this is this is how you disrupted one of his master
plans by destroying this caaffolding. So the statues fell, and I'm like,
so, so Souls is just a complete fucking moron. I was already kind
of like, I'm not looking forward to anything that I've seen. I'm hoping,
I'm hoping it's different, but hey man, we got we got There's
no way this is gonna be gears e day is There's no way it's gonna
be bad. Yeah, it's just gonna be even Gears four and five are
good games. It's just I just don't care about the characters. Like,
as soon as we got Marcus back, I was much happier. Which it
was kind of funny, how like that much. It's because you know,
he gets subducted in four. You gotta like cut him out of a thing.
I'm like, I feel like we're taking too long and he should clearly
be dead. Like it was kind of like, all right, this is
a little silly. But we got him back, and I was like,
hell, yeah, dude, the idea crazy. I'm about it because they're
talking about too like it's like, yeah, we want it to be more
horror stuff. It's like, yes, good, good, it's gonna be.
Here's what crazy. It makes sense that being scary, particularly now because
it's just happening, right. They haven't dealt with it for you know,
he was coming home from like getting he was getting his mail, and then
he walked into his apartment and there was a fucking demon walking in there.
Yeah, he just got he just got a package of his bandanas on.
Yeah, there we go. Put those. He put that armor on during
the fight. In fact, like he was actually in his underwear and during
the fight. It was getting done around, putting shit on his body.
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we did. What do you mean, I think just shut the funk off
mid recording. So there's no swing game. Well there is for a while.
I just don't know for how long. So here's the thing. Should
I move that a little bit now while we're halfway through this, get something?
Yeah? Sorry, guys, technical difficulties. We're figuring it out.
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is. It is. Yeah, it's a mirrorless. Well that's fucking banana.
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can properly light up the place and uh not have to rely on sunlight or
anything like that, because obviously if it's overcast, we be fucked. So
a few few things we gotta do. All around me are familiar penis,
worn out, worn out whatever. All this penis is surrounds me, hits
me in my face. Sweety is really bad at yes, and there's a
question, yes, and it's gonna be crazy, be like, wow,
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Well, we'll figure it out. Yeah, I guess we'll figure it out.
It'll make the edit easier, I guess. Yeah. So oh man,
all right, let's see. Let's see. I have to go in
the Patreon app orders it differently than the website that I'm used to using,
So that's kind of strange. So let me just scrawl to the bottom here.
Okay, didn't we have this before? Call me sonic the way I
be edging My hog wrote in he says, would you rather piss gravel or
ship literal bricks? I feel like we did this before breaks, you know,
the ship breaks and pissed gravel asute like, like it feels like I
haven't experienced I haven't experienced it myself. People what they say when they when
you pissed out stones wild? Really I love that feeling personally that I induce,
I intentionally induce kidney stones upon myself so that I can pass them.
Craziest thing I've heard in my why that he was bed written for like three
four days. Yeah, toughens you up. It's like a Zenki boost.
I'm a lot stronger now as there's all of all. In the last five
days, I've passed sixteen kidneys. What is wrong with you? Throw is
fucking flimsy Now it looks a little bit like spaghetti, but like, yeah,
yeah, hey man, have you have you gotten an MRI or CT
scan or anything I have. I don't do things that sound like letters.
Oh do you do you pee? That's a letter? Yeah, I don't
heard me. I don't do that that. I only passed kidney stones.
Crazy, Like when you go to psy he's throwing legos on the door.
I would imagine, like passing kidney someone is kind of like I would imagine
it's walking on legos, but for your urethrae, you know what I mean?
So pretty cool. If I had to pass a kidney stone, I
feel like I would get so upset. I would literally try to toothpaste it
out and not hurt myself. Oh yeah, I feel like I probably would
be like I'm like, it is what it is. I would literally get
a tweezer forget to tweezer and put it up there, grabbing and just it
hurts. And then Lily would be like, cakes that you should have done
that. You're bleeding a lot, and I'm like, I know, but
I'm free. You know. Then he just died. Die hurts so much,
bloody penis, blood dripping peanuts that I die. I can't wait to
see domind Marcus both past. You gotta suck it with all your might,
so get out. I don't know, I don't know. Was like,
you know, we're not like gay like that. You know, you don't
know if do you think is gonna be in it? I don't know.
I kind of get a cowboy right, No, no, no, that's
who the Oh my god, Dizzy, this is a cowboy tie is there?
We're gonna see young superstar cold Trade. We'll see. That's the thing.
That's what they didn't meet each other until That's what I was like,
damn. It was like, how how we might how are they gonna?
We might superstar him though, like when he was a fucking thunderball player whatever,
at the very least picking up and throwing him because he's bigger than them.
At the least, we'll see posters at the very least, Yeah,
we'll see like images of him as a star. I don't think will be
in it. Yeah, Ty has a chance of being in it. I
wish he was, but I don't think he's gonna be in it. Yeah.
Yeah, we might. We might see him as a superstar. That's
it. Like he might not be playable. We might see him. Maybe
he'll make a cameo. But at the very least, I know we'll see
posters of them. I know his I mean there was a in the trailer.
The figurine of him is is on the table when he's like scrambling.
Uh oh really yeah literally actually yeah, I definitely didn't care. I watched
like some like guy. I was watching like I was watching all the reactions
because I was curious, like, how are people reacting to this? Because
I freaked out the second I heard like mad world, you know what I
mean, He's like, oh my god, yes, and a lot of
people did too. But then he was like, oh, that's a cold
train figure. And then I went back it was like, oh, yeah
it is. That's bad. You think he beats off to it. Yeah,
but that's not that's not their house. It is, well, I
mean it's it's a teaser trailer, so it's all kind of like stylistic.
Yeah, that's not like cannon like like you know, but yeah, how
big your arms are? Yeah? So juicy? Oh my god, I'm
about the black I'm coming, walks in a room and gets comed on.
I don't know what to do, man, know what to do? Face
Maria? He did He did it again, Maria, he did it again.
He keeps going slept, going over his house. Why does he say
it's going to come and and you go over? Why do you do that?
I like to go over and play Gears of War with him? And
then and in reality, Benson for a moment, he's like, that's how
Marcus and Don became friends. That they started they played Gears of War together.
What the fuck that means? Mom knows when he's gonna die. He
knows very well when he's gonna die. I'm not feeling good about this third
game. Marketing a fool like, my wife dies, we find her body,
I die, driving a fool like I'm not feeling good about his third
game, man, Like, how do I avoid this. I don't think
you do. You want to see me shoot juice. I feel really scared.
Every time I hear mad World to imagine he hears and he gets ahrah,
I think this is it, Like, oh, just stop driving.
It's playing. Every time he's almost in like immediate danger, Like the song
starts up and he has to like he puts his gun away. He's like,
and it lowers. I think, I'm okay, you remember you remember
them all around me? It starts blaying one night at nighttime, and he's
like, I gotta go to the doctor. I think I have cats and
money. I can't live like these sounds like that at all. It's crazy,
So no deals meal, I love it. He sounds like pussing boots.
Yeah exactly. You know what I mean. It's not Betty. He
means Betty girls. And it's like they should either get Pedro Pascal or Fuckington
Pedro Pascal. I mean, I've got that's so not correct. Doesn't have
the bass in his body to be his body basse. Yeah, yeah,
the bass. He doesn't have the frame to do him. You know what
is Ellie? Where is Ellie? My nesty daughter? What is Ellie?
I don't know who that is the idea. I was watching this thing where
like some guy was arguing that, like he thinks Joel could kill Leon Kennedy,
And I'm like, what I think if Leon Candy is asleep permanently,
which jo which game? Which game? I don't think either, honestly which
game? For definitely not. That's what I mean for Leon team six by
himself to remakes. I think I think Joel has him into remakes. So
I think that's a fair match. I think that's fair. I think it's
fair because got him. He's survives, he survives Raccoon City, He's got
some skills, he does. But Joel's been surviving for all law, you
know what I mean? Like he's the thing about Leon Leon and Joel,
Right, yeah, Joel is more brutal than Leon. Leon's a compassionate soul,
so that lead him to some defention. But the thing is that the
ship that Leon fights is Joel has no understanding how crazy that shit is.
That's true, Like he's like Eve even even even in two, we'll see
a liquor. A liquor is killing a normal person. There's no normal guy
getting no See, you're right about like him surviving to is really impressive,
But I just feel like Joel's brutality. I think it would be too overwhelming
because like say, say mister X is really slow relatively He's way faster in
remake, but he's still relatively slow where you can still kind of like back
up and kind of you back up enough even when he tries to lunch forward
and punch you, you can just back up enough to where he'll miss you,
to where like Joel is, Joel's tackling you, He's throwing ship at
you. He's crazy. Do you think Joe kill a liquor? Yes,
I don't think absolutely he can kill those fucking blind things, the clickers.
I don't think he'll. I think a liquor would cut him, and I
think a liquor is pretty. They're harder to deal with and because they spring
at you, I think I think in the universe Joel can deal with the
teacher. That's funny. How the clicker and liquor. It's like, you
can't reach me, my mom. You can't reach me. My mom can't
either. How does how does Joel sound? I'm so I'm in Arthur Morgan
mode. How does Joel sounds? Like Eminem. He sounds like it sounds
a little less than Arthur Morgan. You know I'm doing Arthur now. But
it's like if I e it does Ellie. I love racially ambiguous Joel's daughter
in the show where she's like, oh, that could be any race.
I can care about you. You care about you no matter what you're the
background. My name is Joel, mean, his name is not Joel.
It makes me upset me his name. I love it, I love it,
but I would have been Would you be upset if they would have changed
the pronunciation of his name? What do you mean? Like, like,
say, because like Pascal and he's not Pedro. You look at Pedro Pascal
and you're like, my name is Joe Miller. You're like, no,
it's not your name is. That's like when you speak to the Indian call
centers and like, Brian, yeah my name and you're like, I'm sure,
buddy, what's your real name? Dude? I'm not racist. It's
fine. You can tell me. You can tell your real name. In
fact, feel safer talking to you than someone with that name. I feel
much safer. Please tell me your real name. Hello, my name is
Claudia and I'm like, no, I want to something. My name is
Jim Jumon, Like, what's up, dude, how you doing Jim?
If his name was Joel, I'll be fine with it. I'm like,
that's fine. If his name is Joel. If his name is Joel,
if he's Hispanic, there's no way his parents are not his name Joel.
That's the thing. No one would ever called him Joel in his life.
I mean they would. We'll see where he's Joel for, so, you
know what I mean. Cool, if there was some little thing. This
is so it's so unnecessary. But like somebody clothes, like his brother calls
him Joel or something. But like people on the outside will call him Joel
because from from that area, they're not gonna call him Joel and Joel.
It's in the same vein as like like, uh, I think I'm thinking
of a lot I can't think of off the fly, but like a Hispanic
name where the people from the south will say it completely wrong, like yeah
like that, like something like that, just exactly like Michael, like Joorgey
and George. Yeah yeah like that, Like they're not calling there's no way
they're gonna call you Joy or Hey, what are you Are you trying to
say how to a prostitute? I don't understand what that means. That just
means, hey there, hey, how are you trying to hail a prostitute
or something? Hi? Get your as over here. I got two bucks?
We got what out on rum me? You got two bucks? You
don't give me a suck. Don't give me a blow bro. There was
a fucking We had an article in the Orange County Register h from my hometown
with Haabra, where this chick had the record for the cheapest blow jobs eight
bucks records. I would have been there. I would have been there.
I was like no, we were all like yo, because people get a
little you little kids would have what kind of a record is that? Wait?
What kind of a record is that? If you if people get if
you're charged prostitute, I mean that's what I guess. It's all charge.
It is kind of there is there always a fee, I really fee.
I really hate to talk about that ship because people gett girls get mad.
But like it's a fee. When if ladies, when if you given that
ship out for free, like just for you, just like this the kindness
of your own heart. You're just like, I'm gonna suck this dude off.
No, you you got dinner, you got a movie, you got
you got something, my social Security number? You got me buying you ship.
Yeah, I might as well go buy some puzzle because I'm buying you.
Bro. If if prostitution was like inexpensive, the world would be very
different. That would be a jarring world. I can't even conceptualize. I
have uncles that when they have uncles, when they go to other countries,
when they go visit other countries, they of course the lady boys. That's
why I'm there, That's why I'm going the next week. I'm going.
I'm in my field, bro, every time. Every time. By the
way you saying that I was damn what was I doing, Tyler Tomorrow,
it was I was driving by something. I don't know if I was in
Burbank still, I was somewhere so I'm west, so maybe I was still
in Burbank, but maybe I was whatever is on the other side. But
I passed by this window and it's like, you know, there's a bunch
of massage places everywhere, And I was like, is that like the way
the women looked. I'm like, I was lady boys like I didn't want
to be like rude, but I was like, is that like an open
like, hey, it's here. Well, I will say there are places
here twenty five dollars down. There are places here that absolutely do have like
happy endings, like a jack off place. Yeah, I've heard stories.
We gotta find them, like what we're like, we gotta got the married
one? What is we gotta find them? Yeah, you guys, you
guys busy later, goucking guys. Gordon will leave is whatever. I don't
want. I just want to know it's there, and then I'm gonna get
my back massage because I have her needed disc I'm fucking at least three lady
boys. At least you gotta get through some of these fris my god,
I can't even I'm gonna be tired of the charging like Thailand prices here better
for their safety. Crazy? All right, do you want to just give
some questions? Yeah, let's got some questions, scooped James wrote in he
says, hello, victims of the American healthcare system, living in a country
where circumcision is such a norm, if you could go back and undo your
unfor skinning, would you one thousand I guess, yeah, one thousand,
because there's nerve. I'm missing nerve indings. Sex would be better if I
still had those nerve indings. It's still pretty good, though, that is
good, but why not better? They took the whole hood off, So
I don't know. I guess I think honestly, whatever end of mine is
flat actually flow like a fucking race exactly. It's exactly, it's exactly a
pencil eraser. It's it's completely flat. Look, man, I don't like
seeing my homies penises, but at that point I'd be like, hey,
you know what you know you would have to see that. It was perfectly
like a right angle, perfectly. It looks like somebody cut straight down on
the top. And that's dude. If somebody had like an insane penis,
I want to see it, Like, no, for sure, I saw
a picture of a penis. Someone had like a penis that like like started
as one shaft, broke into three and then came back into the same head.
Like I want to see that. It looks like the freaking the silver
wing thing the tree and that's Theames silver Wings. It'll be like it'll be
yeah, it'll be like once once for piss once for Colm and once for
like a fun combo bloom Blum Bloom is bloody come bloom, Oh god disgusting.
Do you have that? Not yet yet? I'm hoping. I'm hoping
to someday get hurt real bad, and I don't know. When I beat
my Jaca and Blum comes out, I'd be like, WHOA, like prostate
cancer, buddy, it sounds like sounds likely. Get like that's one of
those where it's like if you if you if you went to the bathroom and
you just pissed blood but like you just were not you didn't feel anything,
but you didn't feel like anything was wrong, Like you felt completely fine,
but you just like pissed like a scene amount of blood. It's high pressure
too. Yeah, that's a lot of blood, right, would at that
point you go to the hospital. I feel like I'll just be like,
I guess I'm just dead, probably to hospital. I'm immediately I'm just gonna
walk it off. I think ye walk it off because so many times,
literally in a medical field, so many times people just don't go to places
and they die from it. Yeah, you know, you just go like
a lot of things are avoidable until it's like, really, do you know
why? Though? Right, it's because you can't afford it exactly. Yeah,
I know, it's not scary. It's scary. I actually went so
I had a my mitro valve prolapse went away the goodness, so I don't
take a heart meds anymore for my valve. Did it keel? So it's
so I didn't know this, but one of my ex girlfriends, her brother
had the same thing, and he he told me his went away in a
year. So this was in twenty sixteen, and I was like, oh,
cool, so there's hope that mine might go away. Mine went away
last year. So years later, but I started noticing I didn't need my
Uh, it just corrected itself. Because what it does when it's the pro
lapse, it shoots blood. It doesn't close properly, and sometimes it regurgitates
blood in the opposite direction. Caused your body to panic, and because it
feels it kind of hurts and then your body panics like almost like having a
heart attack or something. So long story short, I don't have anymore,
however, I guess I did. I slept so shitty and when I was
apartment hunting, when I came back home. I was so tired and depleted.
It kind of flared up for a second, but I forget it felt
different. I thought I was having like a legitimate heart attack. I was
like, I was like, this feels different. I was like, this
is crazy. And the only reason I went to the emergency room is because
it's just a mile from my house. It's just a straight shot up a
little less than a mile. I was like, I guess I'll go.
But I was really upset because I like, fuck it, there's gotta be
a bit. It's difficult to just convince people to go to the it's hard
to the hospital goes wrong. But now I had to try to, Like
I remember those one time, my wife had insurance, so I'm under it.
I was like, I remember there was one time when my cousin,
like his lips fell off and we were like, dude, you got to
go to the hospital. Like I don't know why. It was like,
yeah, I'll be all right. He can still talk fine, he just
have lips. I want to I feel like that would interrupt your speech a
little bit. When yeah, but he already sounded stupid, okay, so
sound he actually sounded a little bit smarter. Oh my god, it's soubosterous,
stupid way mored. Oh this is kind of thematic, I guess Gis
wrote. And he says, hello, moist boys, what is the worst
pain you've ever been in? Thanks for all the last When I broke my
ribs? Yeah that it was crazy. That sounds insane. It was crazy.
I think it was when I bruised the bone on my foot. I
bruised my I was running around. This is when I was in the football
like a lot. So I was running around the house like I'm like a
fucking running back, and then like the corner there's this kit in the kitchen,
the little part where the threshold is to get into the kitchen. My
toes hit slammed in between the corner, you know, of the of the
It just went back and slammed into it. And I for sure thought I
broke my foot because it was the worst pain. I couldn't walk on it.
But he's like, oh, you bruised the bone. He's like,
yeah, that shit sucks. Get out and oh He's like he gave me
crutches because he's like, you're gonna want to stay out of it for a
week, and being on crutches sucks, man. Yeah, Oh it's horrible.
That shit. Fucking it sucks. I'd rather just use a wheelchairs.
Some ship. I wish they would have gave me one, but they're like,
no, you're good. Fuck you. Crutches are bad, man,
that ship. I think I almost got abs from using crutches because like trying
to support myself, I kept like having to use my gravity. Yeah,
and I was like, I'm trying to get to class, and I'm like,
it's good exercise. It's good exercise. Being crazy a little bit.
It kind of I don't know, like I feel like it's either like when
I, like I fractured my ankle, or it's one of these two,
and one of them is like clearly, like it's it's very clearly worse to
fracture your ankle than this other thing. But this other thing I still think
about where I this is Catholic school. This is like maybe like fifth grade
or something. We had a spitball fight in in the middle of like math
or something. And one of the spitballs I got like in my ear,
like deep in and I and I tried to take it out and I couldn't
do it. It just push it further in. I was like, oh
fuck, So I just left it in there because I was like, it
must come out at some point, right, Like it just left it.
I was like so stressed out, and I didn't want to tell anybody that
I was having this problem because it's such a dumb problem to have. It's
like embarrassing. Yeah, getting your ear, you get that, you got
your brain golden tucking alarmed state. Yeah, it thinks the inte's gonna imprere
your brain. Yeah, so like literally it starts hurting to make you get
it out. Well, I specifically, it's not even that so much.
It's like I left it. I just didn't say anything about it. I
was like I assumed that, like, oh maybe it'll fall out at some
point. So I left it in there for like three four days. That's
insane, And then I went to Eventually I was like, this is kind
of I guess this is not this is not remediating itself. And so he
went to the hospital and they went in with tweezers and pulled it out,
and for whatever reason, that pain of just them taking it out was crazy,
Like I said, next level, Like I have not experienced anything like
that, even remotely close to it. I remember a story of like,
well my nephew. He was like, I have a piece of corn,
so that got my nose and I was like, no, you don't,
and he was like, that's not true. He can't be. I looked
at his nose. I didn't see anything. Fucking Like a week or two
later, I made him laugh and then the corn came out of his nose.
I was like, what the fuck? That was real? But he
was tiny. He was tiny, tiny, it was like four And he
was like, I put corn up my nose. And I was like,
Mordecai, shut the fuck up. If he's if he act, you know
about the shows that he hears that he's so embarrassed because now he's like a
fucking knights and year old boy. Well you fucking said his name to this.
He could have just he doesn't have the same last name as me,
so like, know what I mean, just like even in general, but
if somebody knows who you are and knows that you know him, and then
you said, you know what I mean, I know that corny as he's
a baby, beat him up, beat him. He's gonna die. Now
he's like he's tough. The toughie. He's not anymore. Now now everybody
knows he shoves his corner and now everyone they're gonna shove a full piece of
full corn. It's just there. It just starts to come down, starts
five, starts crowning out. That ship was so stupid to me that the
symbolist of bull corn man as did you see that? By the way,
we didn't talk about this the new Venom trailer for that movie, Uh,
where Venom becomes a fucking horse. Carlos was na the horse, Carlos.
Carlos still about did you see Venom? The new Venom trailer for the new
Venom movie? This is the third one. Yeah, so there's so fun.
I will say, dude, like this looks crazy. This looks you
know how Derek, you know how fast and furious it is just insane?
Yeah, it it kinda. It's got that energy here because there's a fucking
there's I'm not gonna play the fucking audio because like, who cares. Also,
it'll be annoying to enter around. But there's a fucking so he becomes
a fucking horse and it's it's fucking crazy. So it takes over the horse.
Yeah. Oh, Okay, isn't that like that's like so stupid and
also like kind of cool, Like it's it's it seems I mean it's it's
it's kind of cool. But also I feel like this fetish ship about it
for sure. Yeah, there's something, there's something vashy about it. There's
something, uh that's crazy. Imagine riding a demon horse into battle like that.
That's great. I mean that I'm being a fucking imagine being like like
a Kingdom Come Deliverance NPC seeing this coming at you. I mean, you're
you're clearly running in the other direction. You're you're playing dead. Yeah,
don't play dead. No one's gonna challenge you. Why I don't get like
play dead Like I don't want people to do that. It's like I feel
like people did do that. Is Oh yeah, there's plenty of there's plenty
of veterans that pretended to be dead. Absolutely, it's a good strategy.
I totally would have done that. I would be like, I'm gonna see
who's gonna win. I played that at the very beginning. Yeah, the
second we drop off, I'm like, oh, there's no enemies around.
That's crazy. They got them. Yeah, I'm running you is crazy,
like, let's move on. Imagine strap on, Imagine strap Bonds wrote it.
And he says, good day, fellas. I need help. I'm
maid of mine won't stop shitting with the toilet door open in my house.
I tell him to close the door. I yell at him, I swear
at him. He just ignores me and plays Clash of Clans on his phone
and pretends like he can't hear me. I can't close it myself, not
only because of principle, but because this twenty seven year old man was raised
by a nutritionist and pretty much exclusively eats berries and lean meat, so his
poo smells like catshit and can inflict necro damage. What do I do?
I'm sorry? I said maid, yeah, or I said roommate made no,
it's just fucking like it did sound like a maid. But he's him
European. Good day fellas well, I would say good day. It would
probably mean he's Australian. He's not American because he says mate and then he
also says toilet door. Yeah. I think I think the good he's probably
Australian, just because it was like, your maid is shitting in your house
like that, well, like, what the That's why I was like the
fire, that would be Well, first of all, nobody, none of
our listeners haven't made yeah, male, we all have homeless listeners. Yeah,
I was. I was twenty seven year old male maid. Sounds like
that's not the job that they usually go for, but that that would have
been. I wouldn't have core mal maide. Yeah, I need some guy
going through my clothes, old his I want an oldest Hispanic lady. Do
it better, they'll kill it. We do it better, but you do
it faster. Yeah, sweep everything literally under the under the bed. It'll
be like, this is not clean the bike? How is it not clean?
Does it look clean? Yeah? Exactly, Yeah, it's like,
well that is scar Yeah. He says, boo, so your your roommate
thing. Here's the thing. The usually, when when it comes to these
situations, there's somebody who is kind of more in charge, like the person
who's monsible for paying the rent and all that stuff. If that's you,
you have more say in how things are rant and and say, for example,
uh, well look at man, I'm thinking this from my perspective,
that person would have an ultimatum easy. It's like, hey, if you
don't stop doing this, you're fucking out. But here's the problem. If
you're the tag along, if you're not the person running the show, you're
kind of fucked that. That's so, that's so barbaric. Well it's like,
that's so like I wouldn't do that with a partner. No, it's
someone it's fucking rude. If someone asks you to be like, hey,
dude, you're shitting and it's funking up the whole house, Please close the
door. To say no to that is so what are you? What are
you? Here's something that I Here's something that I never understood that I've I've
lived with a lot of people, and I feel like there's some there's something
that. Okay, the bathroom is designated room for shitting, and that's where
you want. You close the door and you want you want the ship to
remain in that area. See. But one thing that a lot of people
do when they're done, they leave the door wide open, so then the
ship spreads throughout their place. There's a lot of people that do. There's
a lot of people that are see, look at their brains are fucked because
they think, oh it smells in here, I need to air it out.
And I'm like, you're this is the room that is designated to stink.
And now if you leave the door wide open, that fucking smelled.
But this is the problemows people see some bathrooms or the or the air or
the air, but the thing is close it over. You don't have to
you don't have to completely close it. At least close it. I I'm
more of a person that will just completely close It's fine, but like if
at the very least close it over toward it's almost closed. But people will
swing it wide open because they're like, oh, this thing needs an arrow
and I'm like, why why does it need to er? And this is
the place. Have windows plenty. We have bathrooms that didn't have does Plenty
of them don't because they're not positioned to be the one that you're not positioned
in an area. Do not have a window, Yeah, the olive windows,
the glende one window. If it doesn't have a good if it doesn't
have a window, it's required to have one of those fan things because if
you don't have one of those fan things, you're just gonna get molded in
the bathroom. You have to have you have to have a window. Or
fan either or window or fan. Yeah, so I don't think they have
I don't think the they have one one had had a window either. Mine
doesn't have a window. That was the one thing I didn't. That's the
only thing I wish I did have a window because I prefer them, but
I didn't. It just wasn't positioned. This is the first bathroom in a
department that I've had that's had a window. Nice. Yeah, but like
look, man, actually no, I don't think any of one I've had
windows. I think the one that the one that the one that you lived
in with Joe, maybe I think not mine? Are you sure? Oh
not yours? Yeah, but the main one. Yeah. It's like if
it's positioned to have a window, it will, but then if it's not,
it just can't. Yeah, yours didn't because it was in that weird
corner. Like imagine like just chopping through all the fucking take reach to the
outside to make some crazy like other apartments, like all right, there's a
window from your bathroom into somebody else's apart someone else looking at him. There
he goes, you shouldn't a good better air it out this person's living room.
Let me air it out. It's destroying another person's This is a fun
situation. It's I would take this, I would see this guy just talk
to that person if they don't agree, and start doing function to him.
Look, it kind of comes down to this, because it really if it
bothers you that much, like if you're not if you're not in control of
the situation, then you need to remove yourself from the situation. It's just
it's as simple as that, Like, because I wouldn't be able to live
with somebody like that because first of all, I hate smelling other people ship
like I I. I absolutely hate that. So it's one of those things
for disrespect that feels. So that's such a reasonable thing to ask. And
it is like, hey, would you mind like not coming on my door?
And they're like, nah, it's it's what I do. It's part
of my routine. Are you trying to make me feel uncomfortable? Like I
don't know you very well? Like we're living together and I feel like you're
not being a good roommate. It's like, dude, you're coming on my
door knob when I come home from work, I touch your colm that's crazy.
Yeah, this is what I do. Man, me cheap dude.
Sorry, that's really cheap. Bro, you pay cheap rents like, yeah,
but not to be sexually harassed. I don't know, man, not
sexual harassment at all. It's not anything comes on you while you're talking,
like, bro, what the fuck? Sorry? Man? All right,
dude, I'm a fucking free comer. I told you it was on the
billboard. It was on the fucking what are people getting Craigslist? Free comer?
Listen the rents one hundreds a month. But I come everywhere when I
want, no matter what, no one can stop me. If you're in
the room, I will come uh so you maybe maybe on you, maybe
on your dog, maybe on whatever it is that you own, maybe inside
your appliances. Maybe maybe I'll open up your controller. People, I will
come in there. I will come in your room because that's your fucking place.
Yeah I would. I'm not a monster, But everywhere else, I
still I respect your autonomy. You really have to ship and then you go
in and there's come all over the toilet. See. Yeah, that would
drive me. I would turn into the l I would turn into the like
the Doctor Jekyll, mister Hyde. I would turn into the mister Hyde version
of Kingston. If I experience that, I would lose. That's a level
of anger to where I'm I'm emotionless, like it's you ascend, like the
outburst, because it's it's too upsetting. It's one of those things where you
see something so upsetting kind of just walk away because you can't there. I
can't. If I legitimately saw that it would, I would pack up my
ship. I would leave immediately because there's there's nothing more upsetting. There's nothing
more upsetting than if I saw come on my toilet seat. Because I am
a I am a sack. My ship has like toilet seed has to be.
I sanitize it all every time I use it like I overcorrect. I
overdo it like I I overdo it. But I my ship is a sanctuary,
and I I fucking uh was look I got, I got new candles
in it. I got a pooperie like I do. I fucking it's it's
my ship is on lock. And and when I have people come in,
and if they were to disrespect my fucking dude, I miss. The only
thing I miss about being single is having the ability to take a ship without
someone walking in That ship breaks your spirit. I don't understand that, Like
she just doesn't bother by it, and I'm like, girl, get the
fuck out. I want to to the point that when I really need a
moment, I lock it. Well I need to get that. I'm like,
go away, Well I lock it always. I don't always lock it
because just like, well, it's a force that happen for me. For
me, what happens is that I pretty much have my own bathroom. Out
of the other guys didn't have to lock it. Yeah, I'm going to
ship myself, but like going to bathroom bathroom, ship my pants, then
take them off and then leave them in there piles of sty pants. And
you know what's funny. You know, out of the billions of people that
live on this earth, there are some freaks that do that. They go
into the bathroom to ship themselves, and they're like, what's the problem.
Looks like I got my golden tickets to the chocolate factory because they just ship
themselves. That's the world. I don't understand people like that, like the
you know, those diaper wearing people and ship like that. Shitting yourself is
the most It's not even animal because animals don't like do not ship themselves.
They get mad when they do it. So like, if you ship yourself
and you're fine with it, you should be put to sleep because you can't.
You can't be allowed to breed. Ye you're you're wired. You're just
above like the devnc of a pedophile, Like you're just above it. Like
there's nothing worse than a pedophile than right above is people that ship. There's
pedophiles, there's rapists, and then there's youth okay, and then there's yeh,
there's people willingly ship themselves. Because that's what it's talking about. If
you actually shot yourself. Okay, you have been there. You know what
you've been there. You know people some people have irritable bow syndrome and all
that. You know. If she was sick, she coughs shut herself.
I mean she told me, and I was like, girl, you are
fucking hilarious. You're six years old. Man, you probably have weird diet
and probably have way too much sugar. But no, no, no,
no, I'm talking about that. She was like an older girl. She
was like she went to school. Wait, I think she's six years old
one of my friends. No, no, she's she's just Oh I missed
her she was very sick. She was really sick. Oh so she was
an adult. Yeah, but that's I think that's get the past when you're
actually fucking well. See, that's the only My only time is shitting myself
as an adult. I was extreme food poisoning. So I literally shat myself
off and I woke up to it. I woke up to like one of
my friends. Oh, one of my friends farted shot himself. Use this
socks if this ass pleaned himself and then just threw his underwear away home and
he was just like he came home, he was like, bro, See,
people are too you need a day off. People are too comfortable with
that. Like, I feel like their your your ear bowels if you have
a connection with their bowels. You're You're like, you can't. You're like,
oh, I'm a sneak. One out, I'm a sneaker. Like,
no, like you you should be able to you can tell there's a
risk. I'm like, there's a risk factor. Even I won't even do
eighty twenty. I won't even do that. I definitely, I definitely no,
I'm playing risk it for the biscuit. If I'm trying to fart to
annoying my girl Lily, if I'm doing like one of the like i want
your day to be bad far like I'm gonna fart to make you upset that
that, But what you can tell you can feel like this is a risky
one. I don't gonna don't have that. And this is more of a
this is a me thing. It's kind of doing two others thing, because
I like one of my friends I grew up with, he was one of
those monsters, like you'd clear out a room and like we literally leave early,
Like we'd be hanging out his house and we'd leave early because it would
be so bad because my motherfucker was very big dude, eating a lot of
eggs and ship and so because of experiences like that, I'm like i empathize
with, like I try not to do that, like I'm not. It's
it's nice being in like a bigger apartment now than I'm at because like since
we occupied like a smaller room, it's like it's unavoidable if if you're trying
to fucking bust ass, I'm like, oh, like it's on, you're
gonna you're gonna fucking crop dust the entire place. Upset. But I do.
I do it. Yeah, you do specifically. Please stop and I'm
like, please stop. She's she's pleading, and you're laughing. It's like
please stop, and I'm like, I'm there holding my stomach because I'm hurting
myself. These are premature farts at best. You're like prunes fucking broccoli.
I can't compress my testines. I'm evolved. Let's get let's just get three
more and then let's get three more and you get the fuck out of here.
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He says, Hello, ed, Ed and Eddie. Quick question with some
backstory. I work with someone whose girlfriend is a film set designer. He
told me one day that she's starting work on a new film. Did you
know that they're making a new Naked Gun with Liam Neeson as the lead?
Are you just as confused as me? I did know this, and I'm
not surprised at all. Like Liam Neeson funny in this in the exact way
that you would in the exact way that Liam Neeson is like every time that,
or in the exact way that uh, what's his Leslie Nielsen? Yeah,
their names are like weirdly kind of it is kind of I think that's
why they chose them. Leslie Nilson was the guy in The Naked Naked Gun
Guy. He's also a Scary Movie three as the President. Oh yes,
yeah, yes, yeah. So there's there's like a dead pan there's a
dead pan thing going on with Liam Neeson where like just asking him to do
a funny thing and but play it eight is hilarious. There's a couple of
instances where I think there's I didn't watch any of the Ted movies or any
of the or the Ted Show, so I don't know which one this is
from. But there's a scene where he's just buying tricks at like at a
supermarket that like Ted is working at, and like he's just asking us,
like, is this is it okay? If I buy these? Is it
okay? Because I hear in the advertisements that it's only for kids, stupid
and it's dumb as fun, but like he plays it so seriously that it
becomes hilarious. And there's another thing that they did with Ricky Gervais and the
little the little person I forget his name, Warwick Davis, where he's trying
to do improv comedy with them, and it is some of the funniest shit
I've ever seen. It is so fucking funny. That was That's that's the
kind of stuff that convinced me. Was like that actually makes sense because I
don't really know how many people are funny in that way where asking them to
do things seriously makes it funnier. I feel like there's not many people like
that, and Liaison is probably what you think, like the dynamic is gonna
be. Maybe he's not really because like Lisleye was, Leslie was, well,
they were both completely stupid, right, they got sillier as as they
went on, But like the first Naked Guns, like kinda like he's playing
it like a real actor. And that's what's funny about him specific because he,
Leslie Nielsen came from like soap operas, so he would like he would
act very seriously, but like he was giving like these gravity, this gravitas
to like these dumb fucking jokes and these stupid lines. I thought you guys
were talking about what you call it? The other one, yeah, because
you're uncultured, was the fucking race one, uh uh, not Naked Gun.
The other parody movie, the one with the guy from Willy Wonka Blazing
Saddles I was talking about, and I was like, they're making another Blazing
Saddles. I was like, Naked Gun confused with Blazing Saddles. They remind
me of each other for some reason. I don't know why. That is
actually crazy. There's there's no connection between them, right, not even whatever,
not even slightly. They're the only beau. They're not even from the
same period of time. The only connection is, uh, the there's I
guess a prominent white actor, and there's there's a black and white actor.
Are both black people and white people in both those movies and their movies?
Yeah, the only similarity, The only similarity is that most of the key
people in those movies are now dead. Yeah, that's really it. I
guess, Yeah, they got them. Yeah. At first, at first
when I heard this, I thought like, that's a little weird, But
then I remembered like those those the few times that I've seen les and be
funny, it is in the way that like it isn't that way, so
it's like, okay, cool. I just feel like it'd be weird,
though it'd be weird adjusting to that. Nobody asked for this again, No
it's one of those things where I did. There's some things that they keep
remaking that I just don't understand. Are we out of the remake face?
The remake face kind of old? No, we're not even close. It's
still sequels and remakes still bringing the most money. So it's still a thing
where you know, people ask for originality, but people don't go see that
ship like furiosa. Everybody is like, like it was a really good movie.
Nobody fucking saw it though, Yeah, nobody knew because because it didn't
have Mad Max, because the thing was like, it's you need mad Max
in the title, and it would it would help a lot. But also
did you see it? No, I haven't. I haven't been. It's
it came out around the time I was moving and ship, so I want
to see it because I love the mad I mean, oh, I love
fury Road, I love joy being in everything. She's not a lot of
ship lately, Yeah, dude, I need to like kind of a lot.
There's a lot of stuff I've seen a lot of definitely almost all of
them. Yeah, she's definitely like one of the main players because we're I
was just talking about this yesterday about I was at the laundromat and some fucking
random chick had a dog, and then we were talking about movies and she's
like a writer some bullshit or something, and we're talking like, Oh,
who's gonna be the who's the next up the A list actors? And we're
thinking about that, because like, who's gonna be like the new the fucking
the the Liam Neeson's, the fucking Brad Pitts, the like this generate Christian
Bale got, we got the we got, we got, Florence pugh SdeA.
It would be Tom Holland if he liked acting, but clearly he doesn't
really like it that much. He's like, I'd rather just chill and play
golf and soccer with my family, and like he's not taking respect him a
great deal, Like it was a wildly good interview, like the most humanizing
interview I've seen from a famous person. And oh, yeah, yeah,
that was a while ago. That that yeah, but like I just I
appreciate It's like, yeah, I did a bunch of great movies and I'm
just gonna relax, I'm gonna just chill. I empathized so much. I
would absolutely do the same thing if I did three Spider Man movies, and
I was just set. I'd be like, yeah, man't too much money,
We're good. Yeah, Why would I for someone as young as him
too? Yeah, Like he has the freedom of being really rich at a
young age and not having to worry about his future. Right, He's exactly.
It just gets to chill. He's exactly what all three of us would
do, for sure, because we've I actually mentioned this yesterday too. I
said, I just want a pile of money, and then I will play
video games to my eyes bleed. That's all I want it Like, I
actually don't like I want to fucking around with music. But again, you
have so many games that are like fifty hours plus. I need more time.
I would love travel. I was traveling ship man, I would go.
I would drive around the country. I travel with the steam deck.
Was travel with the steam deck. That's that's actually. I would take my
I would take my friend's places. I'd like, you guys just want to
go on a trip somewhere, Like, what do you mean? Like,
let's just go to fucking That's why all the thousands of homeless listeners. Man,
you need to give us a couple of bucks. Man, You got
to give a couple of bucks a week, can go being pussy and give
us him so we can go travel and play video games. Give me your
welfare, nigga, give me your welfare, buddy. I'm over it.
I actually do just want to make uh make video, like crazy video stuff,
like really crazy. Like I want to be able to like rent out
like a fucking insane place and film some stupid ship. I want to be
able to rent like the fucking Smithsonian and film dumb ship in there. Yeah,
I feel I mean like amazing beasts money I want like like I like
what he's doing like with like like grandiose ship, but it's also not for
me. So I wou give that money to you. I'd be on board
because that would be like interesting. I would, Yeah, I wouldn't be
Like I put a dog in a blender for forty days and it's like and
I didn't turn it on once. Then the dog eventually turned to liquid and
it's like what just being in the middle, dog slowly just melting crazy.
What kind of Eldridge blender is that? Some blender? It's like something you'd
get at like one of those one of those in between like reality distorting markets
to go exactly. It's it's like there's the like when the Devil has like
a shop or something and it's got like it's like the on TV store.
Yeah, I think that's what like those are. It's like that, but
like ch cursed. Yeah, it's like here's here is the blender. Here's
a non It's like here's a non stick spatula. But the twist is that
it's when you pick it up, it's sixty your hand forever. You can
never you never put it down. Yeah, but it's but it is.
It is non stick, fucking dumbonic cunt. You fuck my life. All
the stick has to go somewhere. Like he runs off and he runs right
in the traffic. He's legitimately mister Bees's new business venture. Yes, cursed
items, that'd be a I would watch that, to be fair, I
would watch the show all about mister Bees somehow because he has enough money to
I think make It's it's almost like how Iron Man makes up for the lack
of magic with insane science that essentially is magic. Like I feel like mister
mister Beast could find a way I think two even though there are no curses,
he could somehow buy curses into existence, pays the money to have scientists
end up doing what. Here's a radiated air and you're like, what the
fuck it would be? Like, Okay, here's a I don't know,
uh, just something, Okay, here's a way here, here's like a
pill that's gonna make you really attractive or whatever. Right, and like it's
like there's some science. It's like it's gonna make you really attractive, but
uh, nobody is going to love you, and so you and so what
what you do is like you just he just pays everyone around him to not
love. He gives somebody a pill that makes them really really really intelligent,
but also gives them crippling autism rip, like to the point that like if
you move a pen in their vacinity, they out like they could solve they
could solve the mysteries of the universe, but they they're not there. They
can't possibly convey it to you because there's social skills like surgeon j what do
you try to say you're not a surgeon, say I could save this person's
life. You can't save any of You can't even talk a full sentence.
Will Timmy suck in the world why they just have a last year agreement.
But it's just a profoundly autistic kid that is amazing, last cowardly the same
show. Yeah, kind of accept no demons, right, white people,
the white Devil's there, Let's see, let's see. Okay, stupid fucking
bitch. All right, it's fucking kangaroo time. Rode and says, Hey,
they're Ford three hundred, Buick Odd Fire six and Iron Duke for banger.
I had another I had another question. Okay, so I'm gonna use
one of these because this is a double dip. Save one of these for
next double dick. I like that double dick. And then they wrap around
each other like the fucking things and Resident Evil. It's like that ride around
each other to what he says. He says the start Tak is honestly the
only podcast I listened to and the only contribution of mine on Patreon. Wow,
thanking much appreciated. Are you all that much? Are you all much
of podcast people yourself? Or is this or is your free listening dominated more
by music? I think I'm I think I'm the only podcast guy here.
I like Lord videos man, so I'm not really my long form information is
Lord videos or like really deep dives into like I don't know, like like
random like scientific bullshit. That doesn't make that Like I can't even completely grasp
Like I watched a video for like two hours about like proper nuclear physics,
and I understand the premise of nuclear physics, the idea of like obviously trying
to create energy from collector dumb you see, Like that's why I don't even
That's why, that's why I don't learn. Because while I'm listening this is
stupid. I'm gonna go like like that was like I get the mad out
of it. But I'm like, bro, that ship is boring, but
like you have to you have. It's boring until that little flip switches in
your brain like walla this so I'm gonna watch a bell danger get realed by
a horse. Then damn, damn. That's a bookmark. He presses two
things and he's bad sign up like subscribe, bookmark, the email link.
The idea of someone only clicking two times. They open their computer two clicks
and watch in the middle of a bookmark in a timestamp, it's a time,
and you're like, what the he watched it for five seconds? Comes
shuts it off. He's like very efficient and he's like, I gotta I
gotta can't fisk. He's actually memorized all of the video up until that timestamp,
and then he'slaying it in his head as he is and he's and then
and then when it gets to the point where you can't remember, you go,
that is that is that's severe autism? What is that? What is
that's the next level? That is? That is crazy? Baby? You
know there's there's people, there's gooners that are that have shot on locked like
that. Sure, if I was if I had the if I had the
kind of computer I have now, I think young it's crazy, man,
Oh, I would have been so fucked up, for sure. I would.
I would have not. I would have not stopped the bandwidth and the
speed is that's the band with the speed, the comedience, the fact that
like everyone's naked now like it's it's insane. Fifteen eighteen, I had my
own room entirely, and that's the hot spot years too, bro, it
would have been over. I would have in my room, my grandmother would
my grandmother would have had to break into my room come acrost it around me.
I would I would I would have. I would have. I would
have looked like those those chargers from Left for Dead with one skinny arm.
It was so strong on one side. Specifically, we're lucky that we've missed
that because yeah, yeah, the sheer goonery, bro. You would have
would amount of windows that have open of simultaneous porn. I would have the
two monitors that have them both blur. I'd have one headphone in each ear.
Dude, you're like, way from impossible that you're looking at the left
bottom with your right eye. That is crazy, Dude, that is hardcore
gooting and like gonna cut myself into a state of cross eyed. I think
I would have. I think I definitely I would be one different person.
I think I would. Yeah, I think I would be hopelessly addicted to
like the way that you see some of those in cells. It'd be way
worse. Yeah that that age of your life. You should not be allowed
to have a computer. Oh No, it's dangerous. That's that's the thing
I'm worried about. If I have a kid, I'm like, how do
you fucking manage that ship? Beat him up? I guess you got to
punch him in the head. I got you gotta talk to him about it.
If you catch your son listen, anybody listening, If you catch your
son watching porn, punch him in the throat and temple. Yeah, I
feel like you have to. You gotta talk to them. You say,
it's like the like the dark side, or get him in the star Wars
and some ship and be like, dude, that's the fucking dark side right
there, and hopefully they're not like dark side rules Arth. I like how
he's got red skin, but it's not offensive. Darth mall porn. I
want Darth ball with two big hits, one real small though in comparison to
the other. You got everything us he got, he got has everything out
of him. That's just a picture anyone. He's got two dicks, Kid's
asynchronous nipple that only on one monitor. He has two keyboards, he's got
a neural link and he's streaming it directly into his fucking brain. And he
still has the sound on full blast. He doesn't need to have the sound
on. He wants everybody to hear what he's watching. Yeah, that's the
thing about that stuff too. Man. It's like if you could like just
make virtually like if you could virtually like if you could play video games but
it's your dreams, Like would you would you? I would wake up.
I would have such a difficult time stopping. Yeah, because like that's it's
like the best video game ever and I can have and I can have sex
in this video game and it's real. I'm trying. I don't. I
would. I would fight it for a while, but I'm Sorrus. Put
me in the matrix. Put me in the matrix. I would jump in
so quick. I would. I would hold for a while because I don't
want to experience life because I know, like, hey, when life starts
getting annoying, when this bitch starts making me angry, I can go in
there and have a great time going to VR. So this is what I
picture. We play cop with the monkeys that have the the the chips in
their head already, like the ones that Elon's been. There's a there's a
video of him. There's a like a really grainy cell phone video of him.
I think it's like with like a motorole eraser or something. I don't
why they still have it, but they were recording him and he's literally shoving
a computer into the skull of a monkey. Yeah, it gets in there,
like the first generation of the it's the first generation. It's like,
yeah, it's just a PC that he's trying to shove into a monkey's ears.
He's like working, like he gets it in, but the monkey's head
blows up. Moments later. He's struggling, but he's like why why isn't
working? Don't And he's so much stronger than he should be. The monke
he's like fighting back. It's a chimpanzee and it's fighting back, but it
can't get away. It has no chance. It's funny you say that because
there actually is some footage that the on Earth because like you know, they
started putting the chips in them and like that. So the the videos are
disposing the monkeys. But it's actually weird because you know, usually you like,
yeah, so normally you would like euthanize monkeys easily. But so what
they did was Elon must is Elon Musk. So he had a giant mallet
and he would do like I don't know if you if you play I don't
know if you play soul Caliber in the astral or Astralith or whatever. That
that big guy with the axe he spins around and essentially it's relatively the same.
So like twirling, twirling with a mallet in a room full of room
full of full of uh you almost got me, you stupid, you stupid.
He just twirling and smacking their heads off. The elon must spinning and
slapping a monkey in the back of the head and its brain eyes and dunk
comes out of its face, and the him covered in blood and calmly as
possible, bring me more monkeys, and then like he just you know,
then they start, they start over, They get the new batch of chips.
Time time for the next batch. They love the idea of them mistaken
They bringing a few children, are they bringing it? Yeah, anyone can't
tell the difference. Yeah, he's just the kids, like, please don't
hurt me. And he's like this one, this one is smart. Well,
I guess this one's working. Then the works. I'll call you Caesar.
And then like the kid stops talking talking because you know, it's just
petrified and ship and he's like, oh, I guess it's not working effective
it's plant of the apes. But it's just a kid. It's just a
regular kid, and no one, no one is aware. Everybody things like
whoa monkeys are getting smart. It's like I'm w huh, I'm human like,
so they have like a you know how un much does these press conferences
and ship and he's like, here's the first high pinteension like everybody else.
Kid has everybody else. He's like, whoa faintly in the background, you
it's time. That's so he has no clothes on there pulling him by the
She's like security to deal with this, deal with this woman? You I
making turn her into a Tesla. He just lifts his fingers and Tesla's her
machine. He's a machine that could that turns people in the the Tesla fire
turnoiler truck, tyber truck. She's a cyber Truck's a cyber tuk. Bones,
bones, snapping, strange, turning into metal and tire and leather.
Literally literally, anybody, anybody watching this right now, go find a cyber
truck. Take it. If you can fit in an X ray machine.
Fitting fitted in one, you'll see a beating heart, You'll see bones,
you'll see capillaries, all all the things, like what do you see the
whales like that? Do you see the fucking knees and the Yeah, like
I love that idea. I love that, every single one, every tesla
body, every So I've been in a lot of people because a lot of
people have teslas when they uber and so like, because there's like tax breaks
and there's like a cheap insurance and ship and so I've been in a lot
of human bodies. It's kind of creepy. You can think about it.
And I've been on your body. He HEO. Not all alive, but
I've been to him. I've caught many diseases, but I'm still here.
I'm still kicking. I got so many castle each other, so many diseases,
it just becomes do remember remember that episode of freaking of Simpsons and everything?
Everything you get through the door and they can't get through the door.
So he's immortal because of it. He literally has everything. I think even
something like irritable pregnancy or whatever. It's like, uh yeah, a little
bit some bullshit, like he literally had every disease, every so many diseases.
He's immortal because they're all trying to fight for killing him. That it's
great, right, you guys want to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, let's it go, let's round out. We're gonna read our twenty
five dollars patrons. Thank you guys for watching, uh listening, specifically the
video version got a little fuck today. But we'll we'll iron these out.
Uh still kind of figuring out. I think by July we'll have all the
kings for sure figure it out, and we'll see then if we don't,
doesn't fucking matter give us your money anyway or so fucking that's crazy, fucking
it doesn't even fucking matter what we do, you dumb whores. I'll show
up to your house and I'll just wait outside forever. I'll stand still,
little wait right at your door. I've seen him do this. I've seen
I've seen him stock people and wait outside their houses. Yeah, it's insane.
I'll just be there. You'll shoot me and I'll disappear the moment the
bullet gets near me, but then I'll be right back as soon as the
bullets got What is that? There is something like that in a game where
you like attack somebody and they disappear, but then they come right back.
Damn West, damn no, it's somebody. Damn I don't know what I'm
gonna Damn, damn, damn it, damn it. I'm like psychomantis,
but you can't put your control in another slot. I'm unbeatable. Yeahcho is
crazy, but I love his brother Bike ole Man. Yeah, like I
like his brother neuro divergent Mantis. Oh, it's a it's a. I
know, I know who it is. It's the the the devil bitch from
a bulldos Gate three. If you tried to Yeah, if you try to
attack her, she'll funk off and just come back. And I killed that
bitch when she was in the tube and Will die and I was like,
no, I didn't mean to do that. I killed Will instantly killed Will
such a nice guy. I killed him a nice guy try to kill us
in our sleep, And I was like, I'm gonna kill you. Well,
we'll try to kill when did we'll do that? Will not? He
tried to kill us. He tried to kill uh yeah, Carl, Like
that wouldn't make any sense because they have that. It's like without you stuck
into our camp thing. He likes Carl like that would be his partner.
He's stuck it. I can't remember all this came. Really, that's why
you can send them both to help with each other. You can't do that.
But I killed him. I killed the sterian I killed, I didn't
kind of killed. I didn't kill him, but I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't run until the first time. I didn't like him at all.
He's kind of I killed him instantly. He's supposed to be a pomp
is Yeah, I killed him the second I met him. He's for the
ladies. The amount that women like that character is. Yeah, it says
a lot. It says a lot. It reminds me of fifty Shades type
ship bro. Yeah, of course, of course bite me as a Twilight
fan, I understand. Yeah, I understand why he's there. Yeah,
it would be like that's all right, I got It's like my celebrity question.
Jared Fogel. Uh, I'm gonna get before we found out, before
we found out we found out. I think I thought it was like that.
Today, like pick Dared Fogel is still like like a very mad person
that it was weirdo. That's why he was the person they chose. Look
at his uninspiring, fucking just nerve that can't act to save his fucking life.
Wow. Yeah great he hate sandwiches, big fucking deal. He hold
those big pants and he looks like he's panicking. And ship and I'm like,
what is scared to find out about his kid porn? And we did,
but it all loops back around. He was like, I'm putting my
face all over everything, and I have kids in my basement. This is
not a good idea. It's so crazy he had. He had eighty thousand
children in his basement? Did you know that? What is? He?
And kids starts spilling out like a wave. He had a seven hundred square
foot house. Fucking over that is. He's the fucking champion of just fucking
He's really organized. He's like really organized. You should have seen his folders,
and you know when he got he's playing tetris with stolen. All right,
all right, all right, let's let's read our twenty five dollars.
Patrins calming down three two one, Swen eating his curtains like a moth.
He walt in on my goggins till I google hitting women, Hit hitting women,
Vaughan of the Dead, Spiral of the Drag, Queen, round eyed
Asian. I apologize the I like Menderman joke was stolen. How shall I
repent for my sins? I mean whatever like that, I guarantee you that's
something that a lot of people have thought of, not us, with other
people, not us, but like you know this, I'm sure there's stuff
that we said on the show that like are they are completely original to us,
but like have been said before. And then there's other things that I'm
certain of, not like what I don't think anybody else has talked about.
I really don't think there's another soul on his plane who's talked about uh,
Paul Rubens coming so hard at the back of someone's head that it knocks their
glasses off. I don't imagine that that kind of or the margin of the
mudgin Mogen seal logic. There's no chance that's the idea of We were talking
about it yesterday, right, we were playing Destiny Year, like imagine the
dodging Nward and the idea of like the idea of some random dude from like
Detroit is becoming magnified. And then he's running around just calling what we were
talking about, and Arthur moring about. Arthur Morgan understands like, well,
it looks like Margins, see what was added again, It's like the wizard
looks like like Arthur Morgan understands. He's like, looks like the Wizard bob
and he's at it again. Come on len here, John's like, what
the fuck are you talkingking about? He's like, you don't know the wizard
bobbedy son of bibody of my gin boo. There's heavy majing activity over Heah,
we gotta get asked, Dado Arthur, you gotta go deal with margin
boo again. Morgan stops my gin boo? Is he up to this time?
Dutch? He has some old eighteen hundred guns and he kills he kills
it. He's been absorbing everybody in Shandone. He took Bill Williamson author.
He can you imagine a boging version Bill like? He absorbs Bill and then
he turns into like a version of Mill and sucks. He's normal mid Mike
would be a fucking planet. Must he easily would turn into magic for sure.
Yeah. Yeah, he's im surprised you sold your soul to Malogan could
bobbed it. He's like, I don't know, but all I know is
that you're gay. You're gay gay. No, that's what happened. That's
what happened. If you go back and you look at if you look at
Mike, his head and there's an M on his head because he's been magenified.
So I didn't that take you ready, Margus? Yeah, yeah,
that's what That's what Fortnite is. That's what Fortnite is. Literally, it's
those no oh my god, I did that? God trying to save it
but actually been word no, God, damn it. Okay, okay,
new role for myself, new role for myself. No more open drinks.
Fuck? Why do that? Fuck? That was my fault time. I
saw it, like skipping. I taught Tildy and I was like no,
no, no, I mean and I pushed it. The idea of that
all being the same loop around is crazy. And the reason why Arthur was
lying there in the first place is because he had just fought Magen Micah.
Micah imagine Micah accused him of being gay, and it made him so distract
and he lost. He lost the fight, he couldn't beat him, and
he and the Dutch just shows up after all that he's gay. He's gay.
True. Author, Like, you're not worried about the fact that you're
facing a magian right now? Is that retargen Letny still dies le same way?
Stupid? But I really love the idea of like ager to anybody,
like literally that is that isn't from dragon Ball. It's like it's like how
you put space on anything. Space war. Who would be the would be
the funniest magic you could think of? Genuinely? Well, I mean it's
pretty big in that universe is pretty good, big doging cowboy Mogen. Biden
would be hilarious. Man. They'd be like, I don't know, have
you seen him recently? They're like they're at some concert or you see that
what happened? So there's some footage of circulating around. It's pissed me off
because I try to find more of it, but everyone's like, oh hunter
Biden. I was like, I don't care. I don't care about the
I don't care. I just want to see more. Biden los his fucking
mind and so there's a concert going on. Everyone's clapping Kamala Harris, They're
all clapping, and Biden is like he's literally in space. He is just
like the lights dead. He's dead. It's really sad, Like there's a
drone above him with like strings. It's not doing well. I got no,
it's not doing a Pinocchio dad, I got no start. Like when
you go like, you know, he's like, Wow, how impressive.
I got no strings on me. I ain't got no strings Arthur. And
then the thing just malfunctions. Use the death ball John, John, Arthur
used the death ball jobs going crazy thing to say, Arthur used the death
ball John. Oh my god, we gotta keep going. If we give
John five of these, if we give John enough time, he'll kill enough
energy for the spirit. Sweetie's white father figure phallic Baldwin Star of thirty Cocks
felt like bald fat, like Baldwin dumb. Uh hey, guys, real
quick. No, I'm not I'm not keep going. I'm not gonna try
to go on a tangent. But I just want to say I think extra
ammo, we can make a like dragon Ball Redemption too, or something good
like dragon Ball Redemption. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah,
I like that. I like that. I did where we gotta worry
about the most of the madget of it all? Right? Uh? My
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Chris around town with my pocket bussy femboy souron, Lord of mordor Aries,
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I wonder if that's real. If that's real, it's it could be ironic.
Wow, that's I mean, good for you. I guess that's something
we had. Do you remember that poster that we had in uh the hanging
there, hanging there the cat. I really missed that thing. I'm sad.
I'm a good poster. I'm sad that you got rid of it.
Is it like a fucked up one or no, it's literally, it's just
it's completely it's completely on ironic. Yeah, I mean it's a very iconic
thing like hanging there like yeah, I just I love it. It was
the biggest poster we had in the apartments, A little cat. Yeah,
oh man, I miss it. Uh Andy the man whose handies are eight
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Ben because you know he's been shot, so he's like, it's like hanging
there, buddy should be hanging there. But it's the elephant. There's dangling.
We should sell that order, We could sell that poster. We we
can have somebody we elephant with a queen. We got to figure out some
things first. I think the only way would be acceptable is if the if
the if the elephant looks happy though he says, Smiling's like it's definitely lifeless,
but it's like but it's like it's dangling. That would be amazing.
That'd be an amazing shirt. Female elephants have tusts. I don't know.
I yes, I'm assuming, yeah, I think they have tuts? Rightly?
Do they not all have tusts? I think they all literally don't know
that. I feel like even little little fellas have one sometimes, Yeah,
the little fellas. Yeah, yeah, little fellas, that's what they're called.
No, they're not. They are they're like horns or they're like nailes,
aren't they? I would say more horn this is this sounds stupid.
I don't want to talk about this because I don't know. I don't feel
like we should know. This is where or adults we've lived on Earth feel
like it's just But I think it's just bone. I don't think it's in
their teeth. I think it's it's teeth. I think it just sounds so
stupid that we're even speculating, just like I feel like I think their fingers
actually yeah, yeah, no, actually you figured it out your right,
put it on YouTube. It was like our tut teeth on YouTube. Put
in our tusk fingers? What comes? What is the auto fill results for
our tusks? Oh? Yeah? What is that? Are they are teeth?
Are they teeth? Yeah? Massive teeth that protrude. Well beyond the
mouth. Who's who's saying that? The AI saying cool? Are they teeth?
Really? It seems not right, but they come up their mouth.
I'm pretty sure we just don't. I guess, so yeah, I guess
enough to see their mouths. I guess When I think of tusts, I
think of horns. But I guess they're not the same because I know horns
are like the same fibers. They're like your your nails. It's like the
Yeah, they're like nails and hair. Yeah yeah, yeah, they're massive
teeth. Okay, okay, so does that mean they lose their baby ones?
I don't know anything about it. They lose their baby tusks? I
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tusks real? Okay? Uh oh my god, nice hard tires. Charles
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now this has been referenced like seventeen times today, so this is here to
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day. It's like if something, if something, if anything happened, it's
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times. I was I was like, really, I was really like just
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because he's fading. When he says, don't listen to him, he's like
it's smashed again. Like it's so I was like, I'm just I was
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really it's we think it's so much funnier than it actually isn't sure, but
like it's just so funny. Away Micah kind of hobble like yeah, he's
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have tits on its face, would to be fair. Yeah, Frankenstein wasn't
trying to make a monster like. The point was, He's trying to make
a person like that normal guy. That is. That's why, that's where
he fucked up. I'm like, if if we were a little sauce,
a little sauce that he made a guy. If I'm not, he made
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piece from every woman I murdered. And that's great. He's gay. Don't
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he didn't know he was a regular guy, scary minority? What about what
about closed borders? Frankenstein has to be a movie. We make sty just
just just a bigoted uh frank Frankenstein's bigoted monster. Yeah? And then he
learned? Does he learn? Does he learn a lesson? At the end,
he just gets He gets way more get, he gets assured by his
racism, gets a short so it doesn't like he doesn't have his worldview shifted
by like some guy going like you, franken Sticker, get the hell out
of here, like like people. He forgets that. Yeah he's a minority.
No, I know what it feels like, no better than them stuff?
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that scene from Quantumly I'm retarded. Just literally that scene, it's not that
scene is so funny. The fact that that was in a movie is crazy.
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it was a it was a show that a lot of parents, you know,
what do you call the extras gen xers parents, what do you call
it? Yeah, trying to think of the generate parents again, the gen
xers and probably like the but anyway, yeah, they they watched that show
and I just love how completely unproblematic. I love that ship. Like they
watched that ship and they're just like, oh oh wow, and now we're
laughing around. I'm like, what he said? The idea of him,
like wait what he thought? He was so cool? That's what's crazy.
He was like what looks in this mirror? Guy? And I'm like,
oh man, that is television. It's amazing. There's a there's a there's
a commercial because you know, I'm gonna say this as a as a food,
this was a food and it was multiple things. But in England faggots,
right, and like there's this commercial of this guy. I think he's
an actor and it's just hello, faggot lovers, everywhere. It's one thousand
real. I thought it was in a bundle of sticks, but not.
I think there's a food. It's like a it's like a it looks like
a meatball, and it has like stuff in it. I think it has
like look for that look. My sister does not. She cannot not say
that word, bro, because she's from the UK. From there, cannot
not say that word. I'm like, dude, cho, She's like,
what, Like, it's no problem over there. I say, trash Texas
salad ye Young Sheldon thrown from the Empire state. I would love to see
that. I seem to be I seem to be falling a lot faster than
I thought I would hit a stage. The velocity of this, of this
trajectory does not seem to match the mass that I've measured of myself up to
this point. It's like he breaks apart like a pot. It's like it's
like you dumped You ever dump a bucket full of water all at once?
I like he splashes hitting a taxi that he juice comes out the windows of
attack. You know what's so fascinating about this is like usually when things are
thrown from the Empire state building they don't actually reach the ground owned because the
building is so wide. Sheldon, No, no, why did you do
that? Why did you do that? Why did you do it? Why
just say cover everything pretty much? God? Sheldon careading through the skylight of
mad head makes it funny that he keeps getting faster, like he doesn't hit
terminal velocity. He's still falling, quicker, speaking, calming, his stupid
dumb voice, and then just he's falling. This is weird. He's falling
and he takes he takes out his phone. Uh, Leonard, Leonard help
one second. One second is real. It's a real commercial. Fagot lovers
everywhere. Hello Dad, I have a message for you from bird's side,
bird's eye. Fagots will appeal to your whole family. But they've gone easy
on the spice because kids don't like them too spicy birds. I even suggest
that people who don't like faggots could enjoy these. They live in hope,
and it shows the it shows the Uh, it could be right, and
then it's just that is crazy. That is crazy, And I'm like people
people in London Town are like, is that really a food? What is
what is the food? It looks like is it is it a brand of
things or so it's uh, it is it is a type of food,
like how you would say a burger or something like that. But inconceiving it
looks like meatballs to me. But I think it's like a specific mix of
stuff, like I think it has like beef hard and other stuff, like
it has beef stuff. I mean a solami has beef heart. And to
be fair, their food is so bad, like British food. I was
there, bro I was like, I'm so happy I'm around. Like Caribbeans,
Well, they try to keep it traditional and that's where they fuck up,
because like I'll eat fucking fish and chips all day, but just give
me some fucking spice chips like that. But like I've had fish and chips.
I went to a British pub in a Martesia and I was like,
oh, I want to try this out, and I was like it was
very traditional, So British people probably love that fucking pub flav I wanted to
date with the with It was me and this this black chick and so we're
both on the same level of like we we need spice and then so we
went there. We're like this fucking sucks man. I kept like you're in
so cow. I thought you would at least like put some seasoning on it.
No, my pep salt makes my tongue fucking like short. I can't
have anything. Oh hey, salt. It reminds me of how I'm incest
bread that I like. I only like it with my food is seasoned with
rain, with rain. Have they have like a sauce dip. It's just
like water. He's snipping fish and water and like them like the euphoria,
like delicies. That's and his hands start wedding like you know, like this
so delicious, so good, so so perfect, just like my viation.
It's delicious. You passed me the fu. Then I was like and you
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Let's go. Thank you guys for tuning into this, uh this clusterfuck of
an episode of the Start Tank podcast. Apologies for the video, obviously we're
aware of that. Will you know it's gonna get better every time? This
is We're getting used to this, like saints every battle, Yeah, every
battle, we'll get stronger. So quit quick quickly. You played Wookai one,
right, of course? Yeah? Do you remember that random fact in
Bookai one where like the cut scene where like Yadrobi's about to kill Vegeta and
stab him, and then he randomly turned Super sayan when he thinks about how
he murdered Napa. What are you? That is a moment from Bokai one
that happens. It's not can't it's one of the what if stories? You
know, I actually never did those really, So he turned Super saiying on
behalf of Naples. He's like a warrior. I swear it's it. I
was like, I remember this, and there's not so one where Goku beats
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was and that's about it was so fun. He was like this motherfucker,
I got brain controlled strained for seven years straight and then this nigga showed up
and was even with me. He toyed with him like like because he lets
him. Because there's that scene and I've talked about this before where uh he
puts the rings on him and Goku's on the fucking like yeah, so he's
fighting him as Super Saiyan too. He doesn't hits it with the rock.
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mad When he gets back, he's like, yo, you bitch, like
you you had this. He was in heaven watching him. He goes,
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gay for me? Are you gay for me, Vegeta. No, I'm
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