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Oh, oh, oh, fucking
whose video was I watching? Oh,

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Nikki Jakie. I was watching this
his his uh his from software uh video

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and like he kept using that sound
effect from Dark Soul. I don't know

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why they did that in that one. I was like, why does he

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saw he's having like a lot of
orgasm light. I read a thread that

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that they were saying that you're like
a masochist and you like or like,

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is it a sadus? Which one
is it? I think it's I think

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it's a mass And then so I
think like they do them. Yeah,

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So he was like, They're like, you're like a masochist and you love

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the pain? Can you keep coming
back from me? And it makes me

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die so many times? And I'm
like, that's an interesting take, But

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I also think that they're just fucking
retarded like us, and like you just

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put in a you put in like
a whore, like very funny, very

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funny. I vividly remember the first
time I heard that happen, that sound

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effect I was playing. And then
you get to that uh, that that

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foresty place where the trees are the
deep root forest, and then those the

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trees starts smacking you and you're like, oh, I was like, yo,

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that is not the only death sound. It's like one of the like

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for it's quite a few of them. It's it's a staggering noise. That's

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a staggering one, like when you
get staggered. First it's like, ah,

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oh the girl the funny. This
is like the first game, dude.

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This girls actually sound like they're in
pain and they're not fucking having an

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orgasm. That's like. It's like
because in every other game girls sound like

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they're fucking in euphoria when you hurt
them, and then this game, they're

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like like it's like an actual shriek
and I'm like, damn, that sound

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like it hurts. So shout out, shout out to uh, what the

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oh my god? What did you
see? What did you What is on

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your phone? You pull out your
phone and then and then and then he

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likes it's it's every time we start
recording, he pulls you some funny.

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I lost it. We can't start
every episode like this. I always got

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some shit on here, bro,
It's always some there's always some Morbidly,

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what did you see that thing?
I said you about the Blackface episode of

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Touched by an Angel I watched that. I watched that episode in person with

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my grandma. That's cool. I
remember the episode. My Grandma's like,

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what is this? And I was
like, I don't know, Lord,

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I'm scared. I'm really a human. Lord, please make me white again.

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I didn't see it. I didn't
see it. I just when I

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got up, I just got ready
and left. It's oh ship. As

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a matter of fact, probably text
my wife, Damn, I'm afry and

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I'm sorry, make me whitey.
So she's like insane through here? Isn't

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that crazy? Wait? Is that
he's in modern close? No? Yeah,

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this is like two thousand and two. But why but why was he

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talking like he was like a slave
owner chasing an escape slave. Look,

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man, I don't write the scripts. I just I just find these things.

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Anyway, Welcome to the Star Tank
Podcast. We're doing video. We're

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doing a video in person. Wow, look at that. Isn't that crazy?

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Oh? I did you do that? So we're on a two camera

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setup right now, we see one
of the feeds. The other feed the

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swen cam. We can't exactly monitor
in real time quite yet. Maybe we'll

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figure that out in the future.
That camera might fucking go out. I

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have no idea we're figuring. Don't
make that a thing. Don't make that

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it's already vision. It's it's we're
gonna have text at the bottom of say

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sween a vision. Yeah, you
shouldn't have acknowledged it. Yeah that was

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your mistake. Yeah, yeah,
for sure. Yeah. It's like you

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have fund on your phone there,
bro, I'm trying to find that thing.

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Bro. It was wild. It
was like do you know the episode

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of the Kids next Door to all
like having fun with like a school the

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far for tubing thing when they're like
sailing down the boat. It's the thing

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where number two had the really fucked
up water balloon thing and he had to

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like try to win the race.
Please tell me watch I really I did,

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but like I have, you're a
little too old for that thing.

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Yeah, I watched it, but
I didn't. I didn't. I didn't

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watch Like every single epsod it was
something wildly racist out on the screen.

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It was like something real quickly,
like it came on like three, it

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was like bang bang bang, and
I was like wow. But then my

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I got scared and I swiped away
because I saw the N word. Let's

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just go, let's anyway welcome to
the snark tankod I do want to say,

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man, the response to the to
uh the in person video has been

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awesome. We love you guys over
there at patreon dot com, slash or

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snartank. Remember you can sport us
over there and get some early ship and

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get early video too. Ooh interesting, interesting, there's merch over at SNAr

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tank dot shop. You know the
you know the you know the business.

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Oh yeah, I forgot. We
shut it down immediately after we did our

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one, like that's enough, Yeah, that's enough prosperity, and we just

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send it down. We were like, making money is nice, but actually,

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like what if we didn't. I'm
trying to be homeless. I want

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to be homeless when you guys yeah, oh man, So man, so

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where do we There's kind of a
lot to talk about actually, but do

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we want to do? We want
to start off I've wrote, I have

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written here. We finally have notes. We finally have notes. We're moving

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up slowly. Well. The issue
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have an episode where we will we'll
be like, oh yeah, we'll touch

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on that next time, and then
we've definitely forgotten it by the time next

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time. Happens. So I never
remember you guys saying next time ever.

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In fact, so I don't know. I don't know where're at right,

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it happens. I feel like it
happens a lot. Maybe I'm hallucinating.

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That's very possible. I think so, because I had u I had notes

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on my phone for the last episode, and at the very end of the

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episode, we remembered, oh,
we should talk about Pokemon or exactly there's

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other things I want to talk about, Like there was that poor Humane ship

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was so fun we had to talk
about We had to talk like we were

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saying the same it but like no, we got gotta shove it in the

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episode, Yeah, yeah that they
come in full circles. Wild's all of

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just connecting like that and it turning
into the zodio some guy nutting on his

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phone. It's the funny. It's
like history rhyme people are. People were

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commenting on that episode. They were
like, christ misremember the quote. It's

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not history, Ryan's it's poetry.
But like whatever, I don't care.

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We ended up in a pretty cool
place. Six three rhyming something crazy.

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What do you mean by That's something
like guy defending George Hey, Hey,

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that's not what he said. That
was George Lucas's son, George Lucas,

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Georgie, George Lucas. This is
my son Peorge Lucas or Lorde Lucas and

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Porge Lucas or it's a orange a
orange borge Sworge George your it's not like

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Eminem. Dude. I wish,
man, I wish I saw a have

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a video finally it's a fun video. It's it's fun, it's fun.

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It is. I was like,
I remember you used to rap like this

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all the time. I didn't love
it, but I remember you used torap

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like this at a good time of
it. It's exactly what I feel.

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It reminded me of two thousand and
two thousand and I was like, that

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was a fun era of Eminem.
It was fun, but it was almost

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too much nostalgia in a way that
I'm like, oh, this is like

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that one, like crazy. Even
the beginning it was it was fun.

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It totally was fun, but at
the same time, like, Okay,

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what are you gonna do next time? Yeah, I don't know. I

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mean that that that record, that
album is like the death of Slim Shady

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or something. So he's probably gonna
like, I think the whole point is

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that, like this is dumb,
like that you want this still. I

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think that's going to be the point
of it. It would be I'm cool

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with if he goes back to like
nineteen ninety nine him when he's saying the

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F word and just being yeah,
that ain't happen. Why not he just

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says the F word, not even
like they're in the song Marshall Mather,

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he doesn't. It doesn't it doesn't
mean it doesn't need to be said that,

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and then he just says it.
And I'm like that as I heard

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that when I was probably like thirteen, and I was like WHOA was like

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my eyes were like, I'm excited
you could do that. I love I

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love to say that for no crazy. I was like back then, that

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wasn't even really that shocking. Really, you know, it comes out of

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nowhere in that song, but like
it's not. But it was just cool,

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that's all. It was just cool. I mean cool, bro.

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It was as a kid that ship
was edgy and cool. I was yo,

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And what was the only thing that
was shocking to me on there was

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probably the Kim song and it was
like track or something that's insane. It

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is kind of insane. I was
like, Yo, at the end,

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he's like choking her out, and
I'm like I can hear her gurgling,

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and I'm like, there's a little
disturbed. It was wild back in the

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day, dude. He was like, like genuinely like the fact that people

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didn't have problems with him, but
they have problems with ever. The rapper

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was wild to me. It's like, do y'all not hear what he's saying?

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Like, I like this guy.
I think he's great, but like

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he killed a girl in a music
song, like more than once, you

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know, Like it's I think he's
a I don't know, man. I

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love Eminem. I always know.
I love the memory of Eminem. When

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I was younger, Eminem was one
of the best things about hip hop music

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by far. I think he was
always were entertaining, such a taliating rapper,

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the fact that the community respected him
so much and never tried to do

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anything to disrespect the community while being
a part of it because he's not respected

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by him the most. Right there, he knew his place. He would

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always ride for anyone who rode for
him, and he was just like he

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was just extly talented, Like he
was like, oh, I'm not here

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because like Vanilla I him are like
two parallels of each other, right,

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because what happens is that, like
people talk about this, the fact that

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Eminem bred a lot of fans of
hip hop muans that are fans of Eminem

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but not understand and what hip hop
really is as a whole entire genre.

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Right. Yeah, But to be
fair to Vanilla Ice, he was kind

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of a he was he was kind
of you had to think about it.

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He came out in a time that
hip hop was not at the level that

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it was at. He was kind
of like a pioneer in that way in

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the same vein as like say as
kind of like an Elvis was for like

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rock and roll, where like the
attention that he got was not it wasn't

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like I'm seeking this out because it
already existed. It was kind of like

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it was thrust onto him. And
then vina Ice didn't know what the fuck

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to do, just some goofy white
guy. But it's not like he tried

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to, like say now where you
would be considered a culture vulture were in

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a way that he just like did
it. And then all of these white

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suburban people were like this rules and
then it became kind of problematic. The

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problem is that ice is a plant. That's the problem. He was absolutely

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industry plant. He was absolutely made, but he was he was a part

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of hip hop. He was a
dancer first. He was a break dancer.

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So he was around the ship.
He was around the hip hop,

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he was around it. I don't
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wasn't big enough for him to be
a plant though, like like in the

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in the way that like they didn't
know how big he It wasn't like saying

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I I I agreed because of the
time frame of which happened that he couldn't

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be one because they didn't they just
put a white guy in wrapping, you

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know, like white man. Can
we just agree though that he's fucking terrible,

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Like this is a terrible about there
was there was he was. I

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hated him and he was fun.
That's wrap and Tim Team and T two

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just going that's just crazy. Dance
is fucking fire. He's doing this weird

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thing where like it's like this step
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do. I never to this day. The thing because he was he was

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a dancer he was a dancer hip
hop. That ship was fired other than

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that that guy right, and then
of course, like everybody else, he

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turned into some fucking like oh c
broa truck guy with tattoos all over him.

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That's why I guess suldn't literally held
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actually by his feet to kill him. And I was like, I love

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that there's store that's with him.
I don't know why people were like,

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let's let's hang out with Sugar Night. Everybody, and like everybody was like

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that he had resources, but like
it's not I would just say no.

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I would be like, look man, even saying no, it's kind of

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scary too, but that's probably why
you want to come over. And then

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like, yeah, that way,
sugar nice and Sugar I didn't say I

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didn't mean to say it like that. Sugar is fine. His name is

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full name is Sugar Sugar Night.
His name is Sugary beverage name Gregary Beverage

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Night. That's like Rodney Dangerfields Ronny
Dangerfield's full like real name is Rodney Field

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and his middle name is actually danger. His middle name is actually Dangerous Field,

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but he goes by danger Rodney Dangerous
dangerous field, you know, respect

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or some ship. What the hey, look what all these niggas doing over

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here? What all these black people
doing in America? These black people give

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me no respect with their pants down
their ankles. And yeah, something racist

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we touched on, We touched on
something, We touched on something at the

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end of the last episode that I
still kind of don't fully understand. I

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wrote it down and I looked at
I looked at these notes again this morning,

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and I have no idea what the
fuck they mean? Kanye racist penis.

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I don't know what this means.
You don't know what it is.

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I don't know. I don't know
exactly what happened. I only heard like

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whispers. You know what happened.
I heard something about and I tuned it

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out. I toned it out.
I've been busy just playing Red Dead two,

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so I was just like, you're
playing Red two again? Yeah,

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man, here we go again,
because I actually I steamed through Elden Ring,

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which I'm surprised how I'm actually my
my twitch ship is still pretty good.

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Yeah, Like I was like,
I'm I'm actually kind of proud of

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myself. I'm so as that I
picked up that game after like a year

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or two of not playing it,
and I was doing pretty really. The

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only issues that I had were remembering
like who did what, like who to

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talk to to do what, like
what certain items did, like the minute

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to many gameplay. It's like,
oh, I'm fine to do that.

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To be fair, why steamed through
it so quickly? I missed a lot

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of shit on this play through.
Oh he didn't do any I missed most

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of it because I didn't want to
break out the guy right the guides,

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because I'm like, I was like, I just want to like get in

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particular the girl that has to eats
the eyes, the blind girl her fucking

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hardest fuck to do. Itsubnaxious,
and then getting all of the Millennia stuff.

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Is I'm not a yeahose two things
are such fucking long story. I

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didn't do that this time around because
I just I was like, but I'm

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kind of you know, I don't
have that much time. But I did

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want to just steam through it.
And then, so what's going on with

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this Kanye Penis thing though? Because
okay, yeah, so what happens is

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that Kanye got he got sued by
one of his assistants for sexual misconduct,

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right, because set in quote sent
term message. I was like, you

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think I'm racist, Well, I'm
gonna beat my racist dick to you.

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I want to put my racist dick
inside of yours. There's something like wild.

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Let me look up exactly what it
is. I'll read it for you

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verbatim. It's some wild ramblings of
a horny, horny, fucking schizophrenic.

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That is scary. Any a horny
schizophrenic is very terrifying. It is Yeah,

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that that's an elder ring boss honey
schizophrenia of of I was trying to

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think of one of the areas in
that game. I forgot everything something Kald

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what is lime? Song? Brave? That was Lime? Returning? That

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was lime. I swear to God. I swear to God, I thought

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it was lime in there. I
know. My brain just does that.

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It's just like put it adds ship
where it's like, no, that's that's

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it's that, you know, like
a lime. It's not what you it's

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it's I don't know. I my
brain does that a lot. Though he's

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not gonna find it. He made
this up? Can you imagine it?

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Just I'm just lying for no reason. Maybe I had a dream about fucking

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Kanye's penis and you kind of have
a lot to explain. Yea. I

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was dancing around in your living room
and he was like, Hey, I'm

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Conye's peenis Connie's penis it all,
Yeah, I'm Kanye's dick and carry that

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hard to find. If you type
Kanye penis, it must be the first

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thing. It's not. It's a
thing that's talking about it, not just

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showing. Oh yeah, yeah,
I guess. I guess that is kind

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of the problem. Have you been
googling anything recently and noticing that it just

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does this AI bullshit immediately and you
can't stop googling. I started using another

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There's a thing called Duck Duck Go
and it's a little bit Yeah, yeah,

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exactly, but hey, it works
way better. I'm talking about like,

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there are things that you're trying to
search on Google and you won't find

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it. Dude. I was.
I was literally looking for like when I

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was doing eldery stuff. I was
like, Okay, where do I find

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this thing? And then it gave
us some AI thing that was wrong.

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Of course that was not correct,
and I was like, I it's getting

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to the point now where I'm just
I'm I'm going to live my life now

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as if I have no way of
looking up anything, because I'm just going

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to accept the ignorance that what I
do is I just pull up the Wikipedia

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up sign and I read that,
and I'm like, at least i'm learning

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that works. You can't you can't
google like a thing anymore. You get

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like I googled what city is New
York in? And I got like Kentucky

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once, and I was like,
huh, why is Kentucky being spoken about

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it? Why did you google?
Why did you google that? Just to

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wonder what the fuck's going on?
Because I'll google google something about destiny and

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I got the wrong thing, and
I was like, what's wrong with Google?

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So I google on about New York
and it brought up Kentucky and I

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was like, why, Yeah,
it sounds about right. Why is it

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doing it sounds right? What do
I do now? Misinformation is prominent now.

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Now it's just like, oh,
when you want to learn something,

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you find out the wrong thing.
It is insane. I try to ask

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a very very simple question about like, say, the difference is between countries

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that have uh states and the countries
that just have cities. I want to

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know if there was a specific of
his if is it like a mass is

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it? I wanted to know just
no, no, no, no.

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The AI generated some stupid bullshit that
was talking about I feel like there's a

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very simple question to answer that,
Like I wasn't confident about that, I

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know, so let me just google
it real quick and see the explanation of

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why, like say, Brazil technically
has states, but there's some other like

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countries that are pretty fucking big that
don't really have states as well. Dude,

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Like I want to know, like
why does this happen? Even just

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yes or no questions are just completely
fucked yeah, Like it's just is it

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normal? Like I saw something recently
like is it normal to have roaches coming

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out of your penis or something?
And then it said, yes, it's

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perfectly normal. It's perfectly natural.
It's like, what is what is even

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the point is that? Cora?
Are you? Are you sure that wasn't

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that? Cora? Ye? What
is that? What do you mean?

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No, you're fucking I don't know
what is it? What are you talking

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about? Cora? Quarah? The
legend of oh you know what's crazy?

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I've never said that site out loud. So when you said when you said

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Cora. I was thinking of like
legend of Korra was like Quara. I

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mean it's it's it depends on It's
like it's like who says Quora? Who

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says it? That's what I'm saying. Like, ever, it's not cool,

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it's Quara. Well to me,
it's like it's kind of like you

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know how you would say you wouldn't
go queen, you just go queen Queen.

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Yeah, yeah, so Cora,
no Quora Quorra? I mean fucking

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whatever. Yeah, I get it. I feel like it's who because who?

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That sounds weird to say it like
that. So guys, I'm sure

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you're right. You don't say the
cool quotes quick. The q QQ has

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like crazy. Justin Wang recently posted
about that site, and people are asking

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this guy like, I'm in my
thirties and I I still ship my pants?

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Is that normal? The operative the
operative word there is still still,

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which means this isn't something that started
when he was like five, went away

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and came back. This is consistently, like through his teens through his twenties,

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he's been shipping his pants. Idea, the idea of shitting your pants

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and not instantly feeling sheer, disgusted
and reevaluating your life, not ask how

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do you add that normal or not? Though? Like you have how isolated

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do we have to be to be? Like is this normal? Like I

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don't know, like if something feels
off, but I'm not sure. It's

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like, guys, I can't come
to the I can't come to sleep over,

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like I'm going to ship my pants
and I need are you guys okay

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with that? Like if you guys
are okay with that, I can come

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by. But it's like, that's
so crazy. One of the answers,

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some guy said that like he loves
shitting his pats or something. I love

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sitting my pants. And there's of
course it's it's like it's deviant art,

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but there's no art. Crazy.
It's fucking crazy. The idea of shitting

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your like the only that's one of
those brilliant things you've ever said, I

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think your pants is that, like
you hopefully won't do it immediately again,

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like that is the only Like all
right, well I'm out here, like

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I'm out I can't but like the
idea of like, yeah, I feel

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like it's tough to ship, like
I'm trying to think of any scenario other

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than say, like one time when
I was an adult. I remember very

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vividly because I woke up I had
I lived in a very I looked at

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my friend's uh garage, right,
it was made into like a room.

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Yeah yeah, And then his house
was kind of fucked up, like it's

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particularly the kitchen there. They would
just let the door would be open,

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and there'd be a ton of flies
in there and all this stuff. And

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they offered me some Costco pizza under
my sugar, and I guess I think

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the flyers had a fucking party on
the pizza because I was so sick.

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I was so I was sicker than
I've ever been. And then of course

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I woke up in the world night. I woke up to me my pants.

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I was like, oh fuck,
that's a crazy way to start your

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day. Man. Only only time
I've ever middle of the night, But

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only time I've ever shot my pants
as an adult. The idea is shitting

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because I haven't shot myself as an
adult. I show myself as a teenager.

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Last time, I was like seventeen, I was playing football, was

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coming back up. I remember the
football hit so hard your pants. No,

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I didn't that happened to something.
I knew you got shot his bad.

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It was really funny, but we
all understood how like, if you

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played football, you've gotten tacking,
and you knew you felt like, oh,

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I might ship myself because I've gotten
hit so hard. It's happened to

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me plenty of especially if you're like
a if you're an offensive player and some

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of the defense hits you, yeah, you feel like you might ship yourself.

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You're like, oh, this hurts
a lot. He hit my core,

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I might ship my pants. I've
been hit, yeah, I've been

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hit. Like yeah. But the
thing is that, like I was walking

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home back from like there was like
I had like it was where I left.

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There was like a middle street and
there was like two developments. There

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was like one side was like condos. That's how it was the townhouse.

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I was on the townhouse side.
So it was a huge field like half

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a mile down. So after we're
done playing football, was okay, I

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gotta leave it. And I left
immediately. As soon as we were done,

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I left started walking. I got
like maybe the halfway point, and

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I coughed and I just shot my
pants. And then I came home holding

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my ass everywhere and I immediate ghana
house, took my clothes off, threw

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my pants and my shorts away,
and it took a shower. My amazing,

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how quickly you just give up on
those clothes? Yeah, like people,

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these are now, these are now
a painful memory now. And then

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my grandmother came out. He was
like, Kingston, why are your new

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jeans in the freaking trash? Can
me? I was like, grab my

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don't touch up, don't pant in
a way. He started starling at her.

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Oh my fucking god, dude.
Anyway, Oh Kanye's racist penis?

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Do you have an explanation? Bitch? I found it. I found it.

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Just what you say? What is
it? Okay? So Kanye said,

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I quote, is my dick racist? Is it? Look I'm looking

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at look at look at look at
him speaking looking at speaking of look at

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him speaking of not hearing what we're
saying. They're not gonna it's gonna be

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fucked. Yes, sorry, yeah, there you go, perfect there there

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it is. Isn't my dick racist? Is it? This fucking dick of

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mine? I'm going to beat my
fucking racist dick for being racist. I'm

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going to stare at the picture of
a white woman with a black ass and

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beat my beat the shut out of
my racist dick, beating the ship out

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of it, this big black cock. So a picture of a white woman

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with a black ass. No what
he said it you know it means no,

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no, But like I thought it. I thought about it. Literally,

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I it's it's it's just the white
one with a big butt. I

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understand. But like this' attractive lady
too. It's so you said it to

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attractive lady. We looked just cosmetically
enhanced. Obviously its attractive. Yeah.

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I feel like there's a rule if
you if you get fake tits, they

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shouldn't be bigger than your head.
I think that's I think the opposite.

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Actually, I think only then is
it not as well? Just go fucking

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go big or go home, you
know, if you if you're gonna enhance

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yourself, I want to like a
big wares. I think I think they

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should be They should be trapezoidal or
like rhombus shaped. They should have hard

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very sharp to who was the first
woman? Has has it been done to

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get the lower crop tits? Not
yet, but sometimes soon I bet I

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bet the next five. You know, it's crazy though not like not like

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her hard. I've seen like pointy
tits on girls before. I've seen ones

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from like old timey because the bras
that they would wear so like basically that

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little time where they would take it
off after they would have a little bit

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of pointy shapeness because it's been like
sitting in a specific angle clay. Yeah.

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Yeah, molded into a dinosaur that
would be hot as dinosaur tints.

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I think I would actually be like, that's so disgusting because I have so

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that is so out of my peripheral. So what's hotter? What's hotter?

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Like you can mold tits into like
dinosaurs, like many t rexes and stuff,

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or t rexes having tits. You
know what the tragedy of that is

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is that a t rex's arms are
so small that they can't even play,

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can't even play with their own tits. That's a curse. Fucked. That

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would be like that would be like
a that would be like a Genie wish

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you know what I mean, Like
it's like I wish I had big tits

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and then your arms would shrink,
like no, no, you do that.

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You know we've got a lot so
fucking stupid. Oh my god,

405
00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:06.880
Genie, that's the kind of thing
I would pull anything. That's the way

406
00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:08.759
that I would twist people's should be
genie. It's like if I was at

407
00:27:08.759 --> 00:27:11.480
the monkey Paw. Exactly, yeah, exactly, I was the genie.

408
00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:15.480
I would only go to the words
people. I would only go to the

409
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:18.279
most like downtrodden, popular in people
that just see how fucked up they make

410
00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:21.480
their communities. Well, you couldn't
go anywhere, right, You'd have to

411
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:23.160
be found by them. So what
would you do? What would you do?

412
00:27:23.319 --> 00:27:30.119
If so? So the genie of
Aladdin says that no necromancy. But

413
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:34.160
let's say you can do that.
No negronnci No no, yeah, that's

414
00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:41.799
bring back black people. You cannot
bring back so only you can no necromancy,

415
00:27:41.839 --> 00:27:45.799
but Negroncy's okay. So that because
that's the way, Doesn't that mean

416
00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:48.640
you can control black people? Because
necromancy means you can control the dead.

417
00:27:48.319 --> 00:27:53.119
Something means you can control black people, that is the okay? So yeah,

418
00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:56.599
that's so who are you bringing back? Bring me, bring me thirty

419
00:27:56.680 --> 00:27:59.079
year old me along, and then
leave me alone for it. You can

420
00:27:59.160 --> 00:28:03.799
just pick a time. Can't just
be like I want to bring if it's

421
00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:10.559
genie level stuff. Yeah, for
three hours. I like, I want

422
00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:15.880
to is Neilon dead? What's his
name? Is the trump the trumpet guy?

423
00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:21.720
Neil, Neil Armstrong, Louis Armstrong, the absolutely dude? What the

424
00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:30.839
fuck? He's like trumping on the
mood? I can't wait to be the

425
00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:34.079
first person. I can't wait to
be the first person waiting trumpet on the

426
00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:40.720
mood. He starts taking his home
it off. Neil freezes like Arnold,

427
00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.039
like in that episode of Magic school
Bus where he crystallizes instantly. That doesn't

428
00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:53.599
but he's still playing though. It's
actually getting through over solid somehow. There's

429
00:28:53.759 --> 00:29:03.200
fucking sound, like what is happening? He gets his lips at least.

430
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:14.039
Yeah, They're like, oh,
that didn't work. Get Louis Armstrong And

431
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:18.680
I saw a meme like that where
they were like mixing up those names.

432
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:26.519
He was like, I'm on the
moon. I swear I saw that cold.

433
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:37.599
How cold is space? At least
thirty fahrenheit? Yeah minimum? You

434
00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.200
know wait, it would probably would
be like an absence of temperature. It

435
00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:44.480
would be so weird. It's temperature
out there, but it's just cold.

436
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:47.960
Yeah, but there's no because absolute
zero is colder than space, right,

437
00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:52.160
I think I think no I think, yeah, I don't know. Yeah,

438
00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:55.319
I think there's heat in space.
There's not much of it. Is

439
00:29:55.480 --> 00:30:00.119
ice cream colder than space? No? No, no, I just became

440
00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:07.680
much warmer than space. How cold
is space? Is something? Google?

441
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:11.400
Yeah? Ask Google? How cold
this space? Serious? No? Ask

442
00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:14.319
Google? Because I want to see
what the a I is gonna suck.

443
00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:19.119
It's probably somewhere around the same level
as liquid nitrogen, I imagine. I

444
00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:25.559
feel like no, absolutely absolutely no
liquid no absolutely wait wait my brain wait,

445
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:29.039
yeah, it looks like because my
brain is something like, you have

446
00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:32.519
some liquid nitrogen in your brain right
now? Liquid? Isn't it absolute zero?

447
00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:37.279
I don't know what absolutely yeah,
yeah, bit by a radio cold

448
00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:41.759
liquid nitrogen bisquito and it's putting liquid
nitrogen in his brain. I got bit

449
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.119
by an absolute zero and in my
head? Now, is that a drink?

450
00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:48.480
That sounds like it's like an injury? Should we list our absolute zero

451
00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:49.759
as a drink? That's kind of
dope? We'll get the new prime,

452
00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:53.000
you know, we'll overtake prime.
Did you see Leo? Did you see

453
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:57.519
MESSI the head? Wa why did
you do that? Your whole space is

454
00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:02.680
so cold? I know it's cool
those space is so it's really fast,

455
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:07.119
and it's probably really cold. How
cold is it? Space is really cold?

456
00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:11.599
How cold is it? Exact?
I'm like waiting for this motherfucker to

457
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:15.480
say it, like it is a
goddamn show. Uh, space is minus

458
00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:22.359
four hundred and fifty four thousand degrees. That's actually not that bad minus four

459
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.079
hundred fifty four thousand Wait wait no, sorry, trying to try in correct,

460
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:27.799
in correct. It was that cold. That's infinite cold. That's like

461
00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:34.400
the point you can't like it's just
cold. It's just cold. So I

462
00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:37.000
read it wrong, My apologies.
I read the decimal point as a comma.

463
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:42.160
It is four hundred and fifty four
degrees right negative, okay, and

464
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:48.319
that's celsius or fair Yeah. Different, Well it kind of does actually well

465
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:51.720
at that point, at that point, well not at that point. No,

466
00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:55.400
I'm not serious that much celsius cold. It is outraged. That is

467
00:31:55.880 --> 00:31:59.640
is outrated. That's the kind of
cold that like I feel like if you

468
00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:04.559
and you did have a soul,
your soul would freezeow be visible, just

469
00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:13.920
like yo, can we talk about
fahrenheit and celsius for a second. I

470
00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:19.640
feel like I feel like celsius is
bullshit, only because it doesn't properly convey

471
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:25.319
how fucking hot it is. Like
it'll be like, oh, oh it's

472
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:30.519
forty, it's forty, and I'm
like forty, it doesn't. But here's

473
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:32.400
the thing. But here's my argument. So a lot of those countries,

474
00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:37.519
you know, they have their moneys, their money is in is way inflated,

475
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:38.799
or let's just talk about the euro. Let's talk about the euros,

476
00:32:38.799 --> 00:32:42.920
so it's close to the dollar,
so they understand that one hundred euros is

477
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:46.799
a lot. Getting into the triple
digits sounds much more just like getting into

478
00:32:46.839 --> 00:32:51.279
a triple digit of money sounds much
more like prominent. So when we say

479
00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:53.079
one hundred degrees, like holy shit. But they're like, oh forty,

480
00:32:53.400 --> 00:33:00.559
you're like, yeah, forty doesn't
sound it doesn't commit Slap you the last

481
00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:04.720
because I try to travel a fucking
country and they're like, oh, man,

482
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.200
like, don't come sunner. It's
like forty degrees. I'm like forty

483
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:09.960
degrees. I'm gonna bring a jacket
and they're like dumbassy when a fucking big

484
00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:17.599
old north face you dog getting out
of the plane. The thing to me

485
00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:22.799
about fahrenheit is that, like fahrenheit
seems to be tailored specifically to like the

486
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:27.319
way that humans perceive numbers in in
relation to like what it is that they're

487
00:33:27.319 --> 00:33:31.279
talking about. The zero to one
hundred scale is just a really commonly understood,

488
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:37.400
really quick, easy to understand zero
cold, one hundred sweltering. That

489
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.720
it makes sense. That makes sense
right in context of like money, when

490
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:45.279
it comes to when it comes to
like zero dollars, like in the what

491
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.599
you're talking about dollars and pounds,
that instance makes sense. I think the

492
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:51.359
fact that one pound of tow one
hundred dollars, you know, like a

493
00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.400
little bit to a lot. But
when it comes to anything scientific measurement,

494
00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:59.839
the celsius is infinitely better because zero
is freezing, one hundred is boiling.

495
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:02.319
That is super but that is super
rare. But that is so that is

496
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:07.119
so scientific in a way. That
doesn't apply to skin. It applies,

497
00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:12.800
it does it doesn't really it doesn't
really apply to goings ons of people.

498
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:15.239
But that's why we're like, I
understand what you're saying. I just think

499
00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:19.079
it's gay, Like I really think. I think there's a lot of things

500
00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:21.159
we need to change, you know
what we really need to change the brit

501
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:25.039
the fucking stone, you know,
in a measurement of stones, it is

502
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:29.840
no, no, no, it's
it's it's smaller than that. It's uh,

503
00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:31.039
I forgot what it is. I
don't remember, but it is like

504
00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:37.960
four stone is insanely heavy, like
four units of four or something like they're

505
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:43.719
prime, they're more savages. I
want to hit them anytime I hear that,

506
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:45.400
I want to hit them. The
unit of twelve. I think it's

507
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:51.880
just like a superior measurement. I
just like, like I feel like I

508
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:54.000
mean, I even like just the
imperial system like objectively almost. I think

509
00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:57.559
it's really yeah, I think I
think it's the more the more. I

510
00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:00.079
used to be like more a little
bit like yeah, it doesn't make sense,

511
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:02.519
but it's American like whatever. And
then I started kind of like it's

512
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:05.639
like, wait, it makes a
lot more sense to have a scale of

513
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:08.639
like twelves, and it does to
have like these like strange like yeah,

514
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:14.880
these tens, these streams like the
making well, well I think that's overalls,

515
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:16.320
I think personally from me, yeah, I don't know. I can't.

516
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:21.039
It's difficult to convey because I didn't
like take notes on this thing,

517
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:22.920
but I was listening to like some
interesting talking about it's like, oh,

518
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:24.719
that actually makes a lot more sense
than I thought it would, but I

519
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:27.880
woudn't commit any of its memoricans I
didn't think i'd be talking. Is that

520
00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:30.599
it makes more sense just because we're
American, that's why. No, it's

521
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:34.000
like like whatever, it's not important. Yeah, I was talking about Dragon

522
00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:37.000
Age. That's not I don't need
that. Why why why you guys don't

523
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:38.639
get upset? Did you see the
game play? Though? Yeah? Dragon

524
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:44.159
it looks like a PS three game. I mean so I don't know about

525
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:47.320
that. It does. It looks
really not great. It looks really nice.

526
00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:50.400
I've heard people say that Elderly looks
like a PS three game, and

527
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:52.360
it's like, yeah, I guess
in comparison to certain like modern PSS like

528
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:55.280
I don't care to be fair,
it looks bad for how big the game

529
00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:59.880
is. It's it's only like fifty
gigs. So letting you know that it's

530
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:07.320
not a bunch of fucking like it's
not what is uncompressed? What is?

531
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:12.519
What is the one? The what
is barwaar use again frost like that for

532
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:15.239
like a frost By game that a
battlefield game or something that's like a like

533
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:19.880
a thousand gigs or something. Every
every game is that. Now Call Duty's

534
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:25.639
gonna be three hundred gigs b Yeah, Black Sisty Issy too is three hundred

535
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:29.920
gigs are or at least it says
you need that much space free anyway,

536
00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:32.079
I don't know. I guess for
with all the all the expansions, maybe

537
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:36.599
three hundred. I swear to god, I don't think it. Is it

538
00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:39.760
just when you download it it says
you need three hundred gigabyes free. It's

539
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:43.840
crazy. It's insane. It's like, I mean, it's this is this

540
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:47.119
is where we're at now. Everything's
massively huge because nobody knows how to compress

541
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:52.519
their right. I feel good about, uh talking about Dragon Age right now,

542
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:55.119
just because I got the rage out
of my system because that was actually

543
00:36:55.519 --> 00:37:00.960
upset. We were texting each other
all upset. You were, pretty much

544
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:04.079
I was. Me and Derek were
just venting about how sad we were.

545
00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:07.079
It was yeah, because I was
covering the showcase. I was on stream

546
00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:08.760
and I didn't cover it live.
I like, I woke up a little

547
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:10.400
bit late, but I covered like
some of the stuff that I thought was

548
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:14.679
cool from it. Uh, And
it was in the middle of it I

549
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:16.000
got this the text watch both of
you guys in the chat, it was

550
00:37:16.119 --> 00:37:22.039
like, what the fuck did they
do? Because I just I want to

551
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:28.280
know this is the left. This
is like by Ware's last shot to like

552
00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:30.920
red for redemption. So it's really
it's really redemption. It's not a thing

553
00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:36.239
of like because people have already lost
all the respect for them unfortunately, and

554
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:38.199
so it's like, this is the
last time to redeem yourselves. And everything

555
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:43.760
we've seen so far is like no, it's just I was just like,

556
00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:49.719
like I I it's okay, okay. So the art style is iffy.

557
00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:52.559
It's like I was like, no, this is not what I don't want

558
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:54.920
to want it to look like this. Like especially there's the there's the older

559
00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:59.119
guy, there's one of they started
showing all the companions. The older guy

560
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:00.880
looks like he straight up Fortnite,
like if you look. I was like,

561
00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:06.039
every time I see him specifically,
I get upset, like like there's

562
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:10.639
something about him because like Scout,
I think, so Scout Harding looks actually

563
00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:15.639
at the best out of all of
them, which I'm actually she's the only

564
00:38:15.480 --> 00:38:20.320
Scout Harding is the only one that
I'm actually even mildly okay with being on

565
00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:22.719
your party. Because I wanted to
smash her an inquisition because you can.

566
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:25.960
You can flirt with her a little
bit in an inquisition, but she ain't

567
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:30.000
given you nothing bullshit, I'm gonna
flirt with you. It's like, you

568
00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:31.320
know, I understand why you can
flirt with like Vivian, but she has

569
00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:35.719
a dude, so she ain't gonna
give it up, right, But Harding's

570
00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:51.880
is there, Sweeney's auditioning for fresh
and fit Dragon Age sexual Assault. That's

571
00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:54.599
the next game. You're fighting dragons
and said one guy is getting hauled the

572
00:38:54.639 --> 00:39:00.159
way and the handcuffs because you sexually
harassed somebody. Imagine somebody being arrested for

573
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:04.639
something like that in the middle of
a dragon attack, like the police prioritize.

574
00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:08.760
Yeah, whoas breathing fire, melting
buldings, fucking ducking under the fire

575
00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:15.920
and ship just to get to this
guy. You're nowhere, half his faces

576
00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:20.079
burnt off here. You're coming.
Like Blade in the first Blade movie,

577
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:25.159
a vampire gets up and attacks somebody
and they shoot Blade and Blades like,

578
00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:32.719
are you serious? Goddamn, there's
a vampires, a cooked vampire running down

579
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:37.599
the hallway and the cops are like, and they run off. You're black,

580
00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:47.119
black bulletproof, get out of here. What can I say? The

581
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:51.719
idea of that, the fear you
feel is seeing a black person. It's

582
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:58.400
more than seeing a monster of the
night. It's scary than seeing fiction brought

583
00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:02.480
real. This creature eats people.
You know what's scarier than that? Me,

584
00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:08.320
me, way scarier than that.
The natural. It's the natural.

585
00:40:08.760 --> 00:40:15.280
Uh yeah, black people's so yeah
this Uh like, I'm not gonna pretend

586
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:17.719
like I have any history with dragon
Age at all. It's like it is

587
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:21.519
one of these blind spots for me. Yeah, because I just I never

588
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:28.159
just got into it. What what
sucks about it is the reason why people

589
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:30.960
like say, for example, why
mass Effect was such a was such a

590
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:37.760
massive hit, is your companions,
your your squad is what made the game,

591
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:42.159
and people fell in love with your
companions and dragon Age origins. And

592
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:45.519
the thing that was immediately shitty was
in dragon Age too. You didn't have

593
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:50.199
your main protagonist, you didn't have
your hero for Elden, your your Gray

594
00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:52.760
Warden. You're like, oh,
that sucks. I put all these hours

595
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:55.000
into I would have loved to continue
the story with this person. Oh Morgan

596
00:40:55.320 --> 00:41:00.719
Alistair Alistair is essentially Garris and you
have no Yeah, man, moving forward,

597
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:07.519
you can't roll with Garris, and
it's like imagine mass effect without the

598
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:15.000
main the main moment in effect.
That's literally it's great seeing character from boy

599
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:20.760
scout to fucking hard and badass.
It was like so cool. I actually

600
00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:24.199
didn't know the first time I played
it it actually I wasn't paying attention,

601
00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:27.719
Like arch Angel, I'm like,
I just I'm like, all right,

602
00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.480
let's go get this nigga. I
didn't even it didn't. It didn't.

603
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:32.079
It didn't. It's a hint from
one. It didn't, it didn't.

604
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:36.320
I just wasn't paying attention. I
was just kind of like, all right,

605
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:37.639
let's just go pick up this new
squad. And then they do a

606
00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:40.360
good job of treating it like it's
like it's not just whatever. It's like,

607
00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:45.320
what just a normal mission? Shepherd
doesn't know. That's why there was

608
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:51.039
at one point where there's the most
obvious hint is and it's very easy to

609
00:41:51.079 --> 00:41:53.840
miss that. Uh. Garris takes
a shot at you and it just it

610
00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:59.880
lowers your shield a little bit,
and like he's like basically in and out

611
00:41:59.880 --> 00:42:00.639
of certain places, like you know, I could have I could have.

612
00:42:01.719 --> 00:42:05.360
Yeah, it was like a fake
it was like a little not that tries

613
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:07.039
to be like cool about it,
and it's like, no, your head

614
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:12.719
would have been hollow. You would
have been missing all of this. If

615
00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:15.719
Neil Truckman made that ship, that's
what would have happened. Garrits would have

616
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:21.840
exploded your and then you would have
been somebody else. Then then you would

617
00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:35.519
have played that Garrison's gun. So
stupid. That is so dumb, So

618
00:42:35.719 --> 00:42:43.000
like this POV, just Garrison was
good. Everywhere you guys would have went,

619
00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:45.159
he would have been doing a gun
line. It's like, man,

620
00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:49.039
maybe the gun was maybe the gun
out of terrible life. Dude, it

621
00:42:49.239 --> 00:42:57.119
is so so stupid, really bothered
you. Game of the Year all right?

622
00:42:57.159 --> 00:43:00.880
Anyway, fucking dragon? So oh
god, what so did you guys

623
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:04.760
hear that for Last of Us too? They're gonna do tw separate seasons for

624
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:07.800
the second game, So this in
a show for season two and three are

625
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:10.760
going to be pretty much Last of
Us to the game. Really, my

626
00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:17.039
bad. I'm sorry, I used
to microphones. But yeah, so apparently

627
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:21.360
gonna be playing uh Last of Us
two separate in two seasons. That makes

628
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:23.239
sense. I I thought that they
were going to do that obviously because they're

629
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:27.039
going to I mean, I hope
they're going to want to stretch out,

630
00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:30.159
yeah, because they're kind of Pascal
for as long as possible, right right,

631
00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:34.719
and uh, it would be kind
of dumb. It would be very

632
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:36.960
dumb. Like the TV audience is
not going to react the same way,

633
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:38.760
like they're just they're not going to
feel It depends on how they do the

634
00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:42.119
story they do, do they do. I think what they're going to do

635
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:44.159
is that they're going to do it
linearly. I think I think, you

636
00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:45.239
know, I think they're actually going
to do it the right way. Yeah,

637
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:47.480
I think they're going to reorganize it. And it's probably gonna be in

638
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:51.159
like season four seasons. At the
end of season three that that's gonna happen

639
00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:53.880
in season four will be yeah,
whatever happens between them, because in the

640
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.440
second episode of the second season,
it would be terrible, Like no one

641
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:00.239
would care. People would be people
would be upset, but like no one

642
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:05.840
would be like all right, yeah, yeah, Well a lot of people

643
00:44:05.880 --> 00:44:07.760
not know this already. I don't
know. I try to be careful,

644
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:09.280
but like whatever, motherfucker people I
don't know about it. I try to

645
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:14.239
be considerate. You can consider my
dick in the mouth. That's the game

646
00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:17.280
is four years old. Man.
Yeah, how is someone watching this podcast

647
00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:22.480
and not knowing anything about Last of
Us too yet? I know, I

648
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:24.360
get it. It's just one of
those it's it's it's like I don't spoil

649
00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:28.000
I don't spoil BioShock still, you
know what I mean, Because it's just

650
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:30.280
one of those games. It's like, oh, really, Like that's more

651
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:31.920
of a it's almost like a religious
experience. You want people to you want

652
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:35.719
people to experience it. You're like
you're like advocating for you Like, no,

653
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:37.239
yeah, I'm going to recommend somebody
play Bostock. The last thing we

654
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:42.119
want to do is like tell them
ruin the whole, Like if you knew

655
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:44.280
what it was coming, it would
be like kind of pointless to play it

656
00:44:44.800 --> 00:44:47.079
on some level. And also yeah, and also because like it's it's also

657
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:52.559
not problematic either in a way that
the only reason that we we've harped on

658
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.599
the plot of Last of Us Part
two is because of how weird it is.

659
00:44:57.519 --> 00:45:00.400
It's very disjointed. Yeah, so
it's like, fucking I didn't have

660
00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:01.480
a chance to make it good.
Man. If they if they, if

661
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:06.239
they do storytelling lintearly. I think
we'll be fine. It might actually be

662
00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:07.360
very I think I think it'll be
fine. I just, I just I

663
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:12.480
don't give a shit about zombie stories. Really like zombie stuff is like I'm

664
00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:17.360
more interested in if any zombie related
media, it's probably like it'll be games

665
00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:21.199
like Left for Dead or like something
something like that. Yeah, you know,

666
00:45:21.760 --> 00:45:24.800
I don't really care about like a
TV show. You know, zombies,

667
00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:28.039
they came they came in too hard
for too long. Man, Like

668
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:31.599
the late two thousands or twenty tens, was every still going many. You

669
00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:37.960
know how much Walking Dead exists.
There's like five series. You know something

670
00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:42.960
actually something play Dying like two.
I played it when you were we stayed

671
00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:45.079
with the house. I was so
bored. I couldn't believe how bored I

672
00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:47.679
was with that game. They're doing
a State of de Kay. Another one.

673
00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:52.079
Well, Sanity Kay is actually cool. City Kay is like assistance driven

674
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:53.840
game though I understand it's like but
it's still like, yeah, it's more

675
00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:58.119
zombies. It's like, god,
dude, I think I think there needs

676
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:01.519
to be like a five year break
to make people has been that for that

677
00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:06.760
Okay, that game has been fucking
What I mean is like just like twenty

678
00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:08.599
seventeen, right, and you know, I feel bad about uh because I

679
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:13.639
think it was it was supposed to
be Vampires Turns right, and then the

680
00:46:13.719 --> 00:46:15.920
Red Fall was like as exact fall. It fucked it up right fall piss

681
00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:21.079
And then there's next there's a Destiny
season or that episode coming up soon where

682
00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:24.159
it's Vampire Hunters centered. That's that
looks fucking dude. The art design being

683
00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:29.320
from Vampire Hunter d is amazing.
I was like, this is sexy.

684
00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:31.639
I love this. I was actually
pissed. Can I say something. I'm

685
00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:37.199
actually a little pissed off that that
new Destiny expansion is really good. It

686
00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:38.880
makes me upset because I was really
excited. I was really excited to just

687
00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:42.440
be like all right, I'm done, and then they just do the best

688
00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:44.119
ship that they've ever done. It's
like, okay, cool, great,

689
00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:47.400
thanks. What sucks. What sucks
so much is that, like, we

690
00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:51.360
know there's gonna be a third one. We know the way they hinted at

691
00:46:51.400 --> 00:46:53.079
it, there's definitely gonna be another
game. Yeah we'll see. Yeah.

692
00:46:53.159 --> 00:46:58.320
I still haven't. Uh, I
haven't. It's too late. Way a

693
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:02.000
ten year old game to somebody was
in my stream recently and they were like,

694
00:47:02.039 --> 00:47:05.320
you only like this game, you
only like this expansion because you've spent

695
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:08.480
so much time playing. It's like
yes, I mean like it's like you

696
00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:12.280
only like the last episode of Breaking
Band because you watch the show, and

697
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.440
it's like, yeah, whole life. It's like, well, yes,

698
00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:20.679
can you imagine watching the last episode? Can you really imagine? Sincerely?

699
00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:24.199
Oh dude, let's watch. Let's
watch Breaking Bad and then you bring somebody

700
00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:30.199
over and you watch the last episode. They haven't seen any of it completely

701
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:34.159
out of context. That would be
such a shitty episode of television. Why

702
00:47:34.760 --> 00:47:40.000
guy walks into like a house,
frightens people and dies like people, then

703
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:44.000
lays down and dies. He has
a gun in his truck? Where did

704
00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:47.119
that come from? The idea of
that is funny just watching just like That's

705
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:50.400
why I like Dragon Ball so much. I'm watched as I was a child.

706
00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:53.679
Yeah, like freaking like digit like
it's I've been It's been around my

707
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:57.920
whole life, you know. Yeah, there's certain things that you invested a

708
00:47:57.960 --> 00:48:00.000
lot of time into. Absolutely,
That's why I finished Game of Thrones bro

709
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:06.800
season five was already actually a great
example I did see and only this I

710
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:12.400
only saw the series finale, a
game of throw. That is crazz that

711
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:16.239
is when you're with us. Yeah, that's funny. That is fucking mad

712
00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:21.679
with skift to the end, with
the amount of factions that are in that

713
00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:25.800
fucking the dude walking around? Do
you see this dragon sprawl its wings on

714
00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:29.239
as a girl walks down from steps
and you're like, I was like,

715
00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:35.559
right, there's here, right.
I remember thinking like, who's that?

716
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.719
Who's that? And then they she
dies and I was like, all right,

717
00:48:38.719 --> 00:48:42.320
I guess she was probably probably important. She was all right, she

718
00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:45.360
a couple of things. Maybe she
was there from the start. I don't

719
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:47.199
know, Yeah it was. I
don't I don't want to talk about that

720
00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:50.079
one. I don't want to talk
about the dragons. I just don't want

721
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:51.920
to shoot on Dragon Age. Man. We didn't, all right, Yeah,

722
00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:54.440
probably we didn't. Probably I tried
on purpose of this way the conversation

723
00:48:54.480 --> 00:48:57.880
because it makes me upset talking about
dragon Age. I got it out of

724
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:00.480
my system, man' I'm okakay.
So here's the thing. Based on what

725
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:02.400
you've seen, based on what you
guys have seen, because you're dragon Age

726
00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:06.679
people, do you think that this
has a chance to be good? No?

727
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.159
No, no chance, not even
a little bit. No. So

728
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:15.039
my biggest problem is they're they're so
some of the stuff that they've shown.

729
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:21.920
I just the art direction was already
bad, because like I think it's it's

730
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:25.559
more important than people will lead on. I think art design is fucking massively.

731
00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:29.679
I think it's one of the reasons
why there are certain games that I've

732
00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:32.400
never tried just because it looks goofy
to me, where even though somebody will

733
00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:35.840
swear by it and I'm like,
this is really fucking this is a really

734
00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:37.800
great game, and I'm like,
this is just me talking about myself.

735
00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:43.440
It doesn't appeal to me either.
So the market is saturated. I I

736
00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:46.119
got to pick and choose what I
want to play. And so the thing

737
00:49:46.239 --> 00:49:50.880
is that it's unfortunate I'm gonna play
this eventually. I don't know if I'm

738
00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:52.760
gonna play that launch because I don't
think I'm gonna give them seventy dollars.

739
00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:58.719
What if it reviews and it's like
tens, I don't I don't so methetically

740
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:04.320
the reviewed around ten Game of the
Year and everything that was crazy to me,

741
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:09.119
Yes, but see I feel like
fourteen that was like Vanilla Destiny and

742
00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:14.440
like to be fair, it always
look I got a lot of value out

743
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:17.559
of Inquisition, especially especially, but
it seems like a solid seven, you

744
00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:21.239
know what I mean. That seems
like like a very playable I would definitely

745
00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:23.760
give it a seven. A seven
is perfect. It is a perfect You

746
00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:29.679
can get a lot of value out
of it. This one, it's already

747
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:30.800
looking kind of weird. Some of
the voice acting was already looking a little

748
00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:32.719
JANKI it was a little just just
hearing. I was like, Oh,

749
00:50:32.760 --> 00:50:36.280
I don't know, these guys don't
seem to be able to write like a

750
00:50:36.679 --> 00:50:40.599
classic BioWare just now. It's only
it's only like fifteen minute little playthrough,

751
00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:44.960
but enough to where I was like, I don't like the vibes. These

752
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:51.639
weird this fucking weird cyberpunk city that
has never existed in Dragon Age cyberpunk city.

753
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:53.760
It looks like a fuck it's like
a magic tech place. And I'm

754
00:50:53.800 --> 00:50:57.800
like, what the fuck? It's
a magic place that looks like fucking uh

755
00:50:58.320 --> 00:51:02.119
like the future. It looks like
a future your futuristic uh dystopia, Like

756
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:06.039
it looks like they have like fucking
drones and like, oh you did something

757
00:51:06.079 --> 00:51:07.760
wrong, citizen, And I'm like
what the fuck is this? This is

758
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:12.719
weird? And then the the world
is bigger than we know what to be

759
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:15.320
in a dragon of course, we've
hinted that a long time. But the

760
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:19.119
world is a pretty big world.
It is. But I'm like, it's

761
00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:22.800
where is it? Where does come
from? I just it doesn't look it

762
00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:24.880
doesn't look good. It doesn't look
crib it. It doesn't look good.

763
00:51:25.079 --> 00:51:30.679
It reminds me of just looking on
it. I didn't play for Sworn or

764
00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:34.519
whatever. What was it called for? Spoken for spoken? Yeah, that's

765
00:51:34.559 --> 00:51:37.199
what it kind of looks like to
me. It looks like this kind of

766
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:40.159
game that I would, honestly if
it wasn't Dragon Age, if it didn't

767
00:51:40.239 --> 00:51:44.559
have the name Dragon, I would
totally skip. Like say, for example,

768
00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:46.440
Harry Potter looks pretty cool and everybody
had a lot of fun with it.

769
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:50.119
I don't care about the Harry Potter
universe. I didn't play it.

770
00:51:50.719 --> 00:51:52.760
And the same thing that like,
I wouldn't play this. Did you that

771
00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:57.280
game? Chris? Yeah, I
played like a decent amount of it.

772
00:51:57.360 --> 00:51:59.599
I played like maybe like ten or
so hours of it. It's good,

773
00:51:59.719 --> 00:52:01.719
but it's like I just you know, I don't have that. If you

774
00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:05.119
love Harry Potter, that's it.
That's a ten out of ten. Yeah,

775
00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:07.360
because it's like it does capture that
that universe in a way that's like

776
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:12.000
damn if you if you love this
shit, this is next level for you.

777
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:14.360
But for me, it was like
it was very much like a solid

778
00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:15.840
seven. It was like you know, Inquisition or something where yeah, this

779
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:19.400
is good, but like I don't. I will say though, like I

780
00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:21.960
will say, as somebody who's complete
divorce from dragon Age, this looks fine

781
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:23.559
to me, Like I don't.
I don't really know what's Yeah, that's

782
00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:27.039
the thing like being like a dragon
Age fanly, but I can also see

783
00:52:27.119 --> 00:52:29.039
like when I look at it,
I'm like, oh, this doesn't look

784
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:31.960
like this doesn't look like the same. It doesn't look like dragon Age.

785
00:52:32.039 --> 00:52:35.679
Yeah, I will say that that's
a big problem because that's kind of distracted.

786
00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:37.159
If this was a new IP,
I feel like this would have been

787
00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:39.159
cool. Actually yeah, and look
at you saw that Pride demon. The

788
00:52:39.239 --> 00:52:42.440
Pride Demon it doesn't have any legs, And I'm like, okay, is

789
00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:45.519
that is this just the just this
area? Because if you look at Pride

790
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:52.280
demons from the entire French from the
entire franchise, they looked a specific way,

791
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:54.320
and all of a sudden, now
it has some weird glowy shit coming

792
00:52:54.320 --> 00:52:58.199
out of its fucking limbs and not
just actual feet. And I'm like,

793
00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:01.440
so, I'm wondering if that's just
like different and the I just want to

794
00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:07.719
say the why does Verrick? What
happened to him? Like? Why is

795
00:53:08.119 --> 00:53:12.920
why is Veric not no? Verick
the fucking the dwarf? Why is he

796
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:17.239
not blonde? What happened to this
guy? He wasn't He wasn't. He's

797
00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:22.079
He's always been blonde. He's had
like a strawberry blonde. You're talking about

798
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:25.360
the crossbow? Yes, right,
Like go back and look at him since

799
00:53:25.519 --> 00:53:30.559
two he Yes, he has blonde
fucking chest hair. He has a little

800
00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:34.360
bit of his hair. He's always
been blonde. And now he has like

801
00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:37.800
damn near black hair. I thought
he had. I thought he had dark

802
00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:39.519
color hair. No, No,
never, he's not. No. Now

803
00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:42.840
he has like damn near his hair
is pretty much black. And I'm like,

804
00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:46.920
what it's there's it's these little things
like but it's like why. It's

805
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:51.679
like saying there was a time where
Osama bin Laden they released a new no,

806
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:54.159
they released a new video of him
like talking ship and then his beard

807
00:53:54.239 --> 00:54:00.559
was completely black and everyone was like
wait what like wait this motherfuck old he

808
00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:04.280
has granny's beard. What is this
video that he just released? The idea

809
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:07.119
of osa and Laden dying his beard
is really funny. So there was an

810
00:54:07.119 --> 00:54:10.239
explanation saying, oh, during wartime, they like die their beards, Like

811
00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:15.880
is that even true? He was
an in I was like that nigga camera

812
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:19.440
that Nigga was dead as ship and
they dig up, dug up all the

813
00:54:19.679 --> 00:54:22.320
video and then they just threw it
out. That's dude, Okay, this

814
00:54:22.440 --> 00:54:28.239
guy was on dialysis. Yes,
osam Bin Laden was dying on dialysis,

815
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:31.679
and I'm pretty sure before Obama and
the steal Team six or whatever killed him,

816
00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:35.719
he just fucking died. And then
they just made up a story that

817
00:54:35.800 --> 00:54:38.880
they win and ray and they just
found like they just a dog killed a

818
00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:46.440
random person. Those people up there
like, okay, where's the body and

819
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:52.880
they said, oh, we gave
him an ocean burial. The most evil

820
00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:58.719
guy, our biggest villain. Imagine
we found Hitler's body, what'd you do

821
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:00.119
with them? We put him through
a meet, right, We just we

822
00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:07.119
just got rid of week we made
we made we made they dropped him in

823
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:12.440
the ocean. Yeah, they just
just dumped his body where they stuffed his

824
00:55:12.480 --> 00:55:15.519
body into a big fish and then
they pushed the fish tuna and then they

825
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:20.280
fed it to the tuna and then
they shot the that It is so much

826
00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:23.440
sketcher now that I think about it. It is weird. It's megaware,

827
00:55:24.039 --> 00:55:29.360
like and you know what's great about
this when we all experienced Jeffrey Epstein,

828
00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:34.199
Like, we all understand what these
people are capable of because they have money

829
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:37.519
and resources. If you have money
and resources, you're saying, you're saying

830
00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:43.159
was molested to death. He was
partying on Epstein's island. He was definitely

831
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:46.119
part of on Epstein's island. And
then what actually happened was he was he

832
00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:51.599
was he was taking way too many
of the girls for himself, and Epstein

833
00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:54.639
got really upset and he's like,
hey, I'm gonna molest you to death.

834
00:55:54.719 --> 00:56:00.480
He told him he found out,
he found out the meta of my

835
00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:06.559
little pony and how much little girls
like, right, Yeah, my biggest

836
00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:12.599
problem, My biggest problem is this, Oh there's a black person. Why

837
00:56:12.719 --> 00:56:15.079
is a black person in this?
There have been black people, I don't

838
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:17.599
know, I don't know this fucking
d I. They just can't stop it.

839
00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:21.800
It seems kind of forced, and
there have been since the second game.

840
00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:24.199
There's an Asian Elf actually the third
game. Actually there was no black

841
00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:29.239
people in the second one. Really
there wasn't so because there was one black

842
00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:32.679
person technically in the first one,
the Kunarium, but he wasn't but he

843
00:56:32.800 --> 00:56:36.639
was kind of like and I felt
like this theme alter racist that he's not

844
00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:38.440
even human. He's kind of like
a monster. The Canari are like I

845
00:56:38.519 --> 00:56:40.239
was like, he was the Closes
because he had corn rows and ship,

846
00:56:40.519 --> 00:56:45.199
so I'm like, okay. Then
they turned the Canari into proper like demon

847
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:47.679
type people, right the way they
look are the giant ones, right,

848
00:56:47.719 --> 00:56:50.639
the big Yeah, the big ones. They're big and black and they have

849
00:56:50.760 --> 00:56:53.960
horns and ships, so they're kind
of like bulls on though, smash them.

850
00:56:57.239 --> 00:57:01.239
What is it? Canari? They're
like pretty much pretty much dragon that's

851
00:57:01.239 --> 00:57:07.800
a perfect perfect scription. And then
so black people showed up in Inquisition because

852
00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:09.480
I think after the Buyer War was
like, we should probably add some black

853
00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:14.800
people in the game, and so
specifically they're mostly in what is there France?

854
00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:16.159
You know there There France, So
there's like a there's a bunch of

855
00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:20.559
niggas over there. There's a there's
a black France and Dragon Age. Yeah,

856
00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:24.159
there's a pretty black France in the
world right now. To the French,

857
00:57:24.159 --> 00:57:27.920
people are getting a little getting little, they're getting little iffy. They're

858
00:57:27.960 --> 00:57:30.079
like, hey, you know what, there's no MANI black people is doing

859
00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:37.519
that all the It's gonna be a
right wing wave the europe Dude. Right

860
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:39.320
now, the French president what's his
name is been like that. It's the

861
00:57:39.440 --> 00:57:44.880
culture. Well not as much as
it is going to be right now.

862
00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:50.480
No, right now, the French
president is gonna do this type of election

863
00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:53.880
that's supposed to like have almost like
there that you need to have a vast

864
00:57:53.960 --> 00:57:58.360
majority of vote to have a lot
of control. And it's weird because the

865
00:57:58.719 --> 00:58:01.719
biggest party that's doing waves right now
is a right wing party, and so

866
00:58:02.039 --> 00:58:05.920
they might have a Trump wave,
like in the same way that happened to

867
00:58:06.039 --> 00:58:07.400
us. I mean it happened in
Britain too, man. Yeah, who

868
00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:13.920
was that fucking guy before? I
don't know, I remember the other guy,

869
00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:16.360
the fucking guy that looked like Boris
something, Boris Johnson. Yeah,

870
00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:21.760
Yeah, that's fucking weirdo. Traumatic
there was a wave of people with fucked

871
00:58:21.800 --> 00:58:24.320
up hair, and then the Argentina
just got a fucked up hair president.

872
00:58:25.360 --> 00:58:29.320
Yeah, it's all these hair looks
like Mexico's president right now is a woman.

873
00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:34.400
Dude, that's a Jewish woman.
Yes, a Jewish Jewish Mexican woman.

874
00:58:34.679 --> 00:58:38.920
How likeredibly diverse. He looks whiter
than you, Mexican. I get

875
00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:45.000
somebody with that exact profile. Yeah, it's insane, your Mexican. What

876
00:58:45.280 --> 00:58:52.119
you know what she won by?
Wait, vomiting so much that you visibly

877
00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:58.400
become amazed, drawn as fun,
I end up as skinny as christis.

878
00:58:58.440 --> 00:59:02.199
I'm vomiting so much that would be
And that's the trick. Man discuss me

879
00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:07.079
all the time. I got so
sick looking at this bitch. He had

880
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:13.280
me looking like Hercules drowning in that
river at time. I love that.

881
00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:16.199
I love how he looked right there. He would have stayed like that.

882
00:59:17.960 --> 00:59:21.679
That's what I was about to say, is he that's peak Hercules is when

883
00:59:21.719 --> 00:59:23.639
he's emaciated in the river of Souls
or whatever like that, he gets on

884
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:29.960
he immediately tes to fight somebody to
get me. He fights a small child.

885
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:31.960
The child kills. I love to
slap him around dude a little bit.

886
00:59:32.559 --> 00:59:36.480
The idea of beating up Hercules must
be a fucking divine thing, because

887
00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:39.079
like in mythology, he's a demon, Like in the Disney he's kind of

888
00:59:39.239 --> 00:59:44.480
like a like, oh he's strong, and like actual mythology, Heracles is

889
00:59:44.519 --> 00:59:49.559
a monster. He's kind of an
asshole. But but but rightfully so he's

890
00:59:49.559 --> 00:59:53.400
an asshole because Hera is a monster. Is he pretty much is Cradles pretty

891
00:59:53.480 --> 00:59:58.199
much supposed to be him? No, well they took a little bit of

892
00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:01.079
Cradles. Is nobody rigid of him? Is pretty similar to Heracles? Right?

893
01:00:01.159 --> 01:00:04.079
No? I mean Cretis is probably
like a mix of a lot of

894
01:00:04.119 --> 01:00:07.400
difference. Is just like a captain, you know, like or a general

895
01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:09.239
and then he got his ass fucked
and then he made the deal. Right,

896
01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:12.719
That's how I don't know that happens. So Hercules goes, he just

897
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:15.800
goes. Hercules is just like,
well, Hercules is doing his thing.

898
01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:19.440
He was being you know, groomed, not sexually, but yeah he was.

899
01:00:19.880 --> 01:00:27.079
Credos is more like tim Allen and
the Santa Claus. Yeah. I

900
01:00:27.639 --> 01:00:30.519
couldn't even hold on it. I
didn't know what to say. Why why

901
01:00:30.599 --> 01:00:34.400
do you say that? Because does
he not become the God of War after

902
01:00:34.440 --> 01:00:37.920
he is. It not the same
kind of situation. He does kill the

903
01:00:37.039 --> 01:00:45.039
previous one and then usurps his throat. That is literally only I didn't just

904
01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:47.599
say that to be random. I
think that's literally true, like I think

905
01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:51.000
you did. But I think I
think you said to be random. But

906
01:00:51.039 --> 01:00:54.280
I think the pieces fell in line. No, I thought he kills Santa

907
01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:57.639
Claus and becomes Santa Claus, he
kills the god of war, he becomes

908
01:00:57.679 --> 01:01:00.400
the God of War. It's literally
the same exact story. That crazy,

909
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:12.960
there's no difference. In fact,
Tim Allen asked creatos would go hardes my

910
01:01:13.079 --> 01:01:23.199
life is yours. Zeus is thinking, He's just like that, Hey,

911
01:01:23.719 --> 01:01:28.039
what are you doing over there?
I fucking oh, don't kill me,

912
01:01:29.039 --> 01:01:30.840
dude. It's really funny, is
that. I I really did not like

913
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:35.159
Cradles at all. In the first
I didn't like Tim Allen either. Yeah,

914
01:01:35.320 --> 01:01:37.559
yeah, yeah, he's kind of
he's kind of a demon. I

915
01:01:37.639 --> 01:01:40.840
hated Credos so much. And then
by Raglar Rock, like the end of

916
01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:46.159
the end of what's the name of
the mix mansion that we just got Valhalla,

917
01:01:46.360 --> 01:01:51.880
yea, Valhalla does such a good
job making him, like reflect on

918
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:53.639
his bullshit because you're kind of he's
kind of just like I did what I

919
01:01:53.719 --> 01:02:00.519
did. I just feel like really
good is like an asshole. I think

920
01:02:00.559 --> 01:02:06.199
there's just too like because casual there's
there's the casual enjoyer, and then there's

921
01:02:06.239 --> 01:02:12.199
people that were like deep fans and
we understood how complicated Creatos is his his

922
01:02:12.559 --> 01:02:15.599
he was never just purely a monster. Oh no, But that's all I

923
01:02:15.719 --> 01:02:21.519
say for for hating him. I
think it's like it's completely misunderstanding him because

924
01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:23.760
he didn't he was a monster when
he was a general because he was Sparta.

925
01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:29.239
It was fucking Sparta. So he
grew up in a great environment.

926
01:02:29.280 --> 01:02:32.920
I think people over or under sell
or underestimated, like, oh, Cratos

927
01:02:34.079 --> 01:02:37.639
was like a like a like there's
no depth to him, and it's like

928
01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:39.639
that's not true at all. It's
true. There's more depth now for sure.

929
01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:44.840
But it was like completely say empathy. I say empathy where it's like,

930
01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:49.559
hey, put yourself in Creatos's shoes. If you're a demi god,

931
01:02:50.280 --> 01:02:52.679
you have you know, you're you
have these special abilities, you're really powerful,

932
01:02:52.119 --> 01:02:57.000
and then you you you got fucked
over by aries and then not only

933
01:02:57.079 --> 01:02:59.320
did you get sucked over by aries, you got fucked over by the rest

934
01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:01.159
of the gods. Now, the
one thing I didn't like, The only

935
01:03:01.199 --> 01:03:04.960
thing I didn't like is that they
explained it a way that, oh,

936
01:03:05.039 --> 01:03:07.519
they fucked over Crados because he opened
up Pandora's Box, which led out all

937
01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:10.599
the evils of the world. And
that was because I was like, no,

938
01:03:10.800 --> 01:03:14.239
Zoos should already be a dickhead before, Like he was just always an

939
01:03:14.239 --> 01:03:16.840
asshole. If they would have stuck
to that, it weakens the narrative you

940
01:03:16.920 --> 01:03:21.840
find out later on in the next
series because these guys are just assholes.

941
01:03:21.880 --> 01:03:23.679
Yeah, that's supposed to be the
whole thing. The Norse ones are just

942
01:03:23.760 --> 01:03:27.360
cuns, and it's like, well, no, they're all kind of cuns

943
01:03:27.679 --> 01:03:30.079
because they're gods. The thing about
Cratos that like is that, like he

944
01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:37.239
acknowledges there's moments of just cruelty.
Granted his experience is fucked, like he's

945
01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:40.239
not a person that's had a great
life, but he's like, there are

946
01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:43.960
times where I was in violence,
Like there are times I was just fucking

947
01:03:44.119 --> 01:03:49.320
cruel I used people and I hurt
people to get to my ends, Like

948
01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:52.280
I was not right for that.
And when he reflects on the jungers off.

949
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:54.119
He's like, you're an asshole.
He's like, but now I've learned,

950
01:03:54.119 --> 01:03:57.079
I've grown free, and I'm going
to try to be better for the

951
01:03:57.119 --> 01:03:59.079
people in the world, and I
respect that. I like, that's a

952
01:03:59.119 --> 01:04:01.639
good character, right. Not only
that, because they also there was acknowledgment

953
01:04:01.719 --> 01:04:06.320
that you were also trying to do
the right thing, and a lot of

954
01:04:06.519 --> 01:04:10.960
instances and there was the thing is
like when you learn, especially the two

955
01:04:11.039 --> 01:04:14.280
PSP games, there's so much important
ship in that that it kind of made

956
01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:20.280
me mad that they were The fact
that the fact that I see that fucking

957
01:04:20.360 --> 01:04:25.079
ship all the time on my Instagram. It's so funny, like quick Time

958
01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:30.840
event on fucking up neglecting your child. Then he comes back and laughing so

959
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:32.760
hard on quick Time. I remember
being at my mom's house and that's me

960
01:04:32.880 --> 01:04:39.400
cry laughing my ass off, like
she just pushing her aayu out of your

961
01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:43.159
kid. Fuck you. When it
comes back for the double hand hugs,

962
01:04:43.239 --> 01:04:46.480
I'm like it like the amount of
ship that he's gone through, even when

963
01:04:46.480 --> 01:04:51.239
he tries to save his brother Demos
and then fucking uh Thanatos kills him,

964
01:04:51.599 --> 01:04:57.960
which it's one of those things where
like for no good reasons he kills he's

965
01:04:58.079 --> 01:05:00.920
there only because yeah they got scared. They're like, oh the prophecy,

966
01:05:01.239 --> 01:05:04.920
so I'm gonna but Credos the Chronos
did the same thing to Zeus, and

967
01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:08.840
so it was like a cycle of
thing and I'm like, there's a lot

968
01:05:08.920 --> 01:05:13.519
of ship here that people miss because
they only see creatles ripping people apart and

969
01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:16.119
u and which is understandable, Like
nobody is like imagine playing you know,

970
01:05:16.159 --> 01:05:20.039
the souls Born games. You're there's
people who dive deep into the lore and

971
01:05:20.119 --> 01:05:24.880
then there's us that like fucking round. Yeah, like I don't know,

972
01:05:25.320 --> 01:05:29.599
No, I don't. It's good, but I don't for blood Born,

973
01:05:29.679 --> 01:05:32.159
Elderring and Sakaro, the Bloodborn and
Elder Ring have the best I only know

974
01:05:32.360 --> 01:05:36.039
like Dark Souls really and Dark Souls
three I didn't look into too much like

975
01:05:36.119 --> 01:05:39.760
games where like that kind of stuff
is that it's there if you want it.

976
01:05:39.960 --> 01:05:43.599
Yeah, yeah, Destiny is very
much like that too. Wars fucking

977
01:05:44.199 --> 01:05:47.000
I think that's his War is like
a novel like novel, like award winning,

978
01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:53.199
but it's so under hit it Like, dude, I just learned recently,

979
01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:56.639
Like in the last couple of days. This is after ten years.

980
01:05:56.679 --> 01:05:59.559
By the way of playing this game, I had no idea that there was

981
01:05:59.559 --> 01:06:02.480
even a b and for like show
lore on like guns and armor and ship

982
01:06:02.760 --> 01:06:05.440
that's awesome, good lining, you
know, because I never because I would

983
01:06:05.440 --> 01:06:08.280
just watch my name is Bike,
like what the fuck do I care about

984
01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:11.360
like saying it, like they would
have the whole text thing case you're not

985
01:06:11.440 --> 01:06:15.119
conditioned from Destiny Year one from like
when I played the Year one, there

986
01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:18.239
was nothing like you would get a
Grimwark card like with Laura on it and

987
01:06:18.280 --> 01:06:20.880
you would have to go to Bungee
dot net to see it, so like

988
01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:27.119
it wasn't even in the game,
so like so much my assumption was my

989
01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:29.159
assumption was it's like, all right, I guess that's just how they do

990
01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:31.639
it. And and I was always
wanted, like where's bif getting all this

991
01:06:32.119 --> 01:06:36.199
information just making it up? Yeah, And I wouldn't even watch those.

992
01:06:36.239 --> 01:06:40.760
I would listen to them mainly,
so like sometimes and I only started watching

993
01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:44.199
them recently. I was like,
oh, he's reading this in the game.

994
01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:47.000
I just assumed that he was like
doing it on the websites. Though

995
01:06:47.159 --> 01:06:53.280
there's like literally every single gun that's
at least legendary has like this novel,

996
01:06:53.800 --> 01:06:57.320
it's crazy. That's interesting that the
weapons have lords like that. Usually it's

997
01:06:57.400 --> 01:07:01.000
like a very it's very like a
legendary, a very specific thing, and

998
01:07:01.079 --> 01:07:04.360
it's like only a handful. It's
very sandy, it's very d and desque.

999
01:07:04.480 --> 01:07:10.280
So the idea is that every weapon
that's legendary is a reason why it's

1000
01:07:10.360 --> 01:07:14.559
legendary. There's some sort of story
attached to it. So there's there's the

1001
01:07:14.599 --> 01:07:16.639
grim Moore cards you get for like
beating events when you literally when you go

1002
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:19.840
in areas and you like find all
like the Cashist, the story for that

1003
01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:25.239
as well. It's just it's dense. It's so censer than you would assume

1004
01:07:25.280 --> 01:07:26.920
it was, but like if you
don't give a shit about it, it

1005
01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:29.599
doesn't it doesn't get in your way. It's very Hayleo's very much the same

1006
01:07:29.639 --> 01:07:30.280
way. It's like if you skip
the cut scenes, it's like you could

1007
01:07:30.719 --> 01:07:33.519
you could just be like, oh, it's about aliens doing some aliens and

1008
01:07:33.599 --> 01:07:35.559
it's like this is cool. But
if you sit and watch it, it's

1009
01:07:35.559 --> 01:07:38.400
like, oh, this is dope. If you skip cut scenes, though,

1010
01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:40.480
until you'll be like, why the
fuck am I fighting with this alien

1011
01:07:40.480 --> 01:07:43.519
all of a sudden, Yeah,
what is he doing here? Now?

1012
01:07:43.639 --> 01:07:45.719
That was a common that was a
common complaint back and then yeah, people

1013
01:07:45.719 --> 01:07:48.239
are like, what the fuck is
on my team? Now? What is

1014
01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:53.320
going? But listen, we've been
talking a lot about God of War.

1015
01:07:55.440 --> 01:07:58.639
But uh, but anybody listens to
this podcast, they know that they know

1016
01:07:58.760 --> 01:08:03.159
that Gears of War is a is
a staple here. Uh for many many

1017
01:08:03.239 --> 01:08:12.760
reasons. And uh, I'm squirreling. Just line up as right, ear

1018
01:08:13.000 --> 01:08:16.560
Bro, Just gosh, Bro.
I still think about the I still think

1019
01:08:16.560 --> 01:08:20.640
about that bit sometimes, where like
it was like the what is it the

1020
01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:34.600
locust on grinder saying Grid, he's
like swiping through. It's with the fucking

1021
01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:40.760
weird like bag thing on his head
with the mini gun, just hoping to

1022
01:08:40.840 --> 01:08:45.880
get some hope. So at the
at the Booty at the Xbox Showcase,

1023
01:08:47.079 --> 01:08:49.720
at the Xbox Showcase, which by
the way, was very good showcase Dragon

1024
01:08:49.760 --> 01:08:55.239
Age a side, really yeah,
really great solid showcase. Man, Like

1025
01:08:55.439 --> 01:08:59.159
I was surprised by it made me
feel like, damn, imagine if there

1026
01:08:59.239 --> 01:09:01.520
was an E three and we're all
like, yeah, it felt like you

1027
01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:04.680
three. Like the way it ended
with like this specific trailer I was like,

1028
01:09:04.760 --> 01:09:06.640
oh, and it was one of
those things where it's like, dude,

1029
01:09:06.680 --> 01:09:14.079
even and I look understand the weight
that I'm that me even saying this

1030
01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:17.439
conveys based on like my history with
video games and just everything that I've said

1031
01:09:17.439 --> 01:09:23.359
about this specific franchise over the years. Even that fucking Call of Duty ship

1032
01:09:23.720 --> 01:09:27.960
looked interesting to me, and I
couldn't fucking believe that because that that omni

1033
01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:30.520
directional sprinting thing was like, that's
actually like going to change the way games

1034
01:09:30.520 --> 01:09:35.039
play, Like, sincerely, you
can sprint in every every single direction now,

1035
01:09:35.199 --> 01:09:38.760
Like it's not like you can't.
You don't have to like good sprint

1036
01:09:39.079 --> 01:09:41.159
spad backwards. You can sprint like
left, right, diagonal. It's like

1037
01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:45.800
it's like you can play like a
person exactly what I'm saying. It's like

1038
01:09:45.279 --> 01:09:48.640
I was watching it, I was
like, oh, yeah, like why

1039
01:09:49.319 --> 01:09:55.119
why is why is that so not
common? Because we can't you can do

1040
01:09:55.239 --> 01:09:57.920
that? Well, see, that's
gonna gonna be real quick. One of

1041
01:09:57.960 --> 01:10:02.479
the reasons why first person shooters are
never my first go to thing is because

1042
01:10:02.560 --> 01:10:06.039
of the lack of options. It's
kind of just move forward and shoot,

1043
01:10:06.079 --> 01:10:09.760
and I'm like, at a certain
point I'm like this is cool, but

1044
01:10:10.920 --> 01:10:14.439
I need more. I need my
character do more shit like and then like,

1045
01:10:14.560 --> 01:10:16.119
I am that's cool. Maybe you
want to play it fun man,

1046
01:10:16.680 --> 01:10:18.880
I'll definitely try it. It'll be
well, it'll be free if you have

1047
01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:25.560
this slam into a room from the
side all and then run out like it

1048
01:10:26.119 --> 01:10:30.199
looks sincerely, like it looks like
that is transformative enough to like the stale

1049
01:10:30.359 --> 01:10:33.239
fucking like Code has been the same
game for so fucking long. It's like

1050
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:35.600
a Pokemon situation where it's like,
oh my god, how many times are

1051
01:10:35.600 --> 01:10:40.520
we going to do this? And
this is transformative enough where I'm like,

1052
01:10:40.600 --> 01:10:44.359
that is that's going to change the
way everything works in a way that like

1053
01:10:44.479 --> 01:10:46.840
I will at least try it out. But yeah, they capped off that

1054
01:10:46.920 --> 01:10:53.399
showcase with a teaser for a new
Gears, a new Gears of War and

1055
01:10:53.479 --> 01:10:56.319
it's not Gear six. It's not
like a collection, although they really should

1056
01:10:56.319 --> 01:11:00.520
do a collection. Yeah, it's
a fucking prequel with Marcus and Dom.

1057
01:11:01.159 --> 01:11:05.840
They got them. It's that is
that trailer was so good. It is

1058
01:11:05.920 --> 01:11:10.359
CG So it's like, yeah,
but I mean, I know what we

1059
01:11:10.439 --> 01:11:13.159
know in Gears of War is we
know what it's gonna play like generally,

1060
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:17.279
Oh so good, because you already
knew. When Marcus was dangling in the

1061
01:11:18.159 --> 01:11:21.840
I was like, oh have you
seen it? You've not seen here,

1062
01:11:23.039 --> 01:11:27.960
so executive decision, Yeah do we
do? You want to see this now?

1063
01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:40.720
Oh yeah, I watch it.
Watch let me ah fucking dragon age,

1064
01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:44.079
man, you know it's gonna be
I'm so mad. Look at I'm

1065
01:11:44.079 --> 01:11:46.560
trying. I'm trying. I'm trying
to be reasonable the iPad already, I'm

1066
01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:49.439
trying to be reasonable, I really
am. I'm trying to be reasonable and

1067
01:11:49.520 --> 01:11:53.640
be like, look, they could
they brought a warden back to that.

1068
01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:56.000
They tried. They were like,
and then there's a warden here, and

1069
01:11:56.119 --> 01:12:00.239
I'm like that, so there was
black Wall who gives a fuck? Like

1070
01:12:00.319 --> 01:12:02.680
black balls all right too? But
like, I just don't give a fuck.

1071
01:12:03.319 --> 01:12:06.359
I don't care. I do not
care. I want my warden.

1072
01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:11.760
That's the only word I care about. Oh, alistair alistair? If I

1073
01:12:11.840 --> 01:12:14.640
want the warden that got killed in
them behind in the game in first one,

1074
01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:39.359
that's happening, damn damn DM Yeah
you like that, dude, he's

1075
01:12:39.399 --> 01:12:44.199
scrambling, he's scrambled, he's scared. I mean, look at how juicy.

1076
01:12:44.319 --> 01:12:48.960
That guy is so big and buffy
is man like how the locust gets

1077
01:12:49.000 --> 01:12:59.399
so big? It is built like
that. He didn't fall from that.

1078
01:12:59.520 --> 01:13:02.479
He's in a held down for be
amit with that. That's this is crazy

1079
01:13:04.840 --> 01:13:13.359
fucking music. It's all swelling.
It is definitely young him. This is

1080
01:13:13.439 --> 01:13:15.439
younger him that we've seen bro of
course, the youngest version of what we

1081
01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:24.079
ever seen. Oh. I mean, it lifts him up in the into

1082
01:13:24.119 --> 01:13:26.680
the fucking ceiling. I was like, that's sick as hell. That's so

1083
01:13:26.800 --> 01:13:30.840
cool. I'm just like we've been
fighting those things. They're so fucking click.

1084
01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:40.079
It sounds crazy just listening to it, like there's a lot of sound

1085
01:13:40.079 --> 01:13:48.760
effects. That's the whole. That's
a hole to red see. I wish

1086
01:13:48.800 --> 01:13:51.119
there was a crowd, dude,
because they would have. They would have

1087
01:13:51.119 --> 01:13:59.960
been screaming like, damn, Dom
looks way young. Holy, they're kids.

1088
01:14:00.640 --> 01:14:02.239
It's E Day. They're probably like
twenty years old or something. Oh

1089
01:14:02.399 --> 01:14:11.760
is what it's happened. It's E
daygensy, it just happened. That's fucking

1090
01:14:11.920 --> 01:14:16.119
cool. Yeah, dude, that's
fucking cool. Okay, that's pretty sick.

1091
01:14:16.239 --> 01:14:20.000
And I was like, yes,
because to be honest, The only

1092
01:14:20.119 --> 01:14:25.640
reason I cared about Year six at
all was I wanted to see what was

1093
01:14:25.760 --> 01:14:31.640
canon with the decision. There's a
big decision on spoilers like who dies?

1094
01:14:32.479 --> 01:14:36.279
Uh is Marcus the Sun or the
black dude? No? The black guy?

1095
01:14:36.520 --> 01:14:39.399
Really? Yeah? Oh, you
don't plan as the girl in five

1096
01:14:40.239 --> 01:14:42.319
and four? You play as the
girl, right, I think you plans

1097
01:14:42.359 --> 01:14:44.920
her at some point or something.
But there's just a there's a scene,

1098
01:14:45.039 --> 01:14:47.239
there's a there's a mission where you
have to choose who you're gonna save.

1099
01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:53.920
I would say, canonically, you
probably save your son and not some black

1100
01:14:54.000 --> 01:14:58.239
guy that you barely know. Yeah. Probably, So that's probably weird choice

1101
01:14:58.239 --> 01:15:00.560
to give people. It's stupid because
it's like it's like, say a Dragon

1102
01:15:00.640 --> 01:15:04.079
Age inquisition, if you didn't if
you didn't save Logan, if Logan is

1103
01:15:04.159 --> 01:15:08.479
dead, there's a there. It
goes to inquisition and you have a choice

1104
01:15:08.520 --> 01:15:14.039
to save some random fucking uh Warden
that you just met, or Hawk from

1105
01:15:14.079 --> 01:15:16.720
the second game. Yeah, so
it's like, because it's supposed to be

1106
01:15:16.840 --> 01:15:21.479
Hawk or Logan. Now if you
don't, I kill Logan because he's a

1107
01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:25.800
piece of shit. So then the
choice is meaningless to me. Where I'm

1108
01:15:25.840 --> 01:15:30.359
saving Ethan Hawk every time because I
spent time with him, so who cares

1109
01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:32.920
about there's kind of a they do
a bad job with that. I'm like,

1110
01:15:32.960 --> 01:15:35.720
dude, give it, make the
stakes a little bit higher. One

1111
01:15:35.800 --> 01:15:40.039
thing, you gonna go back to
drum wondering, go back to wait so

1112
01:15:41.279 --> 01:15:44.840
the Dreadwolf, right that whole thing? Uh? Oh right? I forgot

1113
01:15:44.840 --> 01:15:50.920
about that. Yeah, yeah,
what's gonna happen because one of your apartments

1114
01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:55.560
supposed to be a bad guy,
like an ultra bad guy now that takes

1115
01:15:55.600 --> 01:16:00.000
over the eleven Empire, But like, I guess that's not happening anymore.

1116
01:16:00.359 --> 01:16:02.199
It's well, they scrapped that whole
point of the story, or like,

1117
01:16:02.279 --> 01:16:05.439
what's going on? Well, he
still looks like we'll finish this up and

1118
01:16:05.439 --> 01:16:10.680
then we'll go to the years the
he's still trying to destroy the veil,

1119
01:16:11.279 --> 01:16:14.560
right, Like he's still trying to
destroy the veil. But I already let

1120
01:16:14.600 --> 01:16:15.880
me tell you because I guess we
didn't get to this. One of the

1121
01:16:15.880 --> 01:16:20.880
reasons why this seems so fucking underwhelming
is Soul has already made a huge mistake

1122
01:16:20.920 --> 01:16:27.000
in Inquisition by trusting trying to use
Corinthius as a puppet and it failed and

1123
01:16:27.079 --> 01:16:29.439
that's why you got the anchor on
your hand and all the shit. So

1124
01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:31.560
it feels like, Okay, I
made a huge mistake. Never again,

1125
01:16:31.960 --> 01:16:35.840
I'll figure it out better. He's
doing some stupid fucking ritual and then like

1126
01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:42.079
there's these statues that are held up
with some shitty scaffolding that they easily toppled

1127
01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:44.600
to a disrupt his ritual. And
I was like, I already hate this.

1128
01:16:45.199 --> 01:16:49.239
It's already, it's already, it's
already like the most like it reminded

1129
01:16:49.239 --> 01:16:51.840
me of the Power Rangers, you
know how it's like easy plot, we

1130
01:16:51.960 --> 01:16:55.840
got to throw it it easily.
It's for it's for kids. And I

1131
01:16:56.000 --> 01:16:59.840
was like, if this is this
is how you disrupted one of his master

1132
01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:02.560
plans by destroying this caaffolding. So
the statues fell, and I'm like,

1133
01:17:03.159 --> 01:17:05.960
so, so Souls is just a
complete fucking moron. I was already kind

1134
01:17:06.000 --> 01:17:10.600
of like, I'm not looking forward
to anything that I've seen. I'm hoping,

1135
01:17:11.800 --> 01:17:15.600
I'm hoping it's different, but hey
man, we got we got There's

1136
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:17.560
no way this is gonna be gears
e day is There's no way it's gonna

1137
01:17:17.560 --> 01:17:21.279
be bad. Yeah, it's just
gonna be even Gears four and five are

1138
01:17:21.279 --> 01:17:26.680
good games. It's just I just
don't care about the characters. Like,

1139
01:17:26.800 --> 01:17:29.840
as soon as we got Marcus back, I was much happier. Which it

1140
01:17:29.960 --> 01:17:32.439
was kind of funny, how like
that much. It's because you know,

1141
01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:35.840
he gets subducted in four. You
gotta like cut him out of a thing.

1142
01:17:35.960 --> 01:17:40.199
I'm like, I feel like we're
taking too long and he should clearly

1143
01:17:40.319 --> 01:17:44.039
be dead. Like it was kind
of like, all right, this is

1144
01:17:44.039 --> 01:17:45.600
a little silly. But we got
him back, and I was like,

1145
01:17:45.680 --> 01:17:49.640
hell, yeah, dude, the
idea crazy. I'm about it because they're

1146
01:17:49.680 --> 01:17:51.359
talking about too like it's like,
yeah, we want it to be more

1147
01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:55.000
horror stuff. It's like, yes, good, good, it's gonna be.

1148
01:17:55.000 --> 01:18:00.199
Here's what crazy. It makes sense
that being scary, particularly now because

1149
01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:02.479
it's just happening, right. They
haven't dealt with it for you know,

1150
01:18:03.239 --> 01:18:06.720
he was coming home from like getting
he was getting his mail, and then

1151
01:18:06.760 --> 01:18:10.439
he walked into his apartment and there
was a fucking demon walking in there.

1152
01:18:10.560 --> 01:18:13.319
Yeah, he just got he just
got a package of his bandanas on.

1153
01:18:14.279 --> 01:18:20.960
Yeah, there we go. Put
those. He put that armor on during

1154
01:18:21.039 --> 01:18:24.920
the fight. In fact, like
he was actually in his underwear and during

1155
01:18:25.000 --> 01:18:27.239
the fight. It was getting done
around, putting shit on his body.

1156
01:18:28.800 --> 01:18:31.359
You wanted something really cool. We
lost that video obviously, because of course

1157
01:18:31.399 --> 01:18:34.479
we did. What do you mean, I think just shut the funk off

1158
01:18:34.880 --> 01:18:39.199
mid recording. So there's no swing
game. Well there is for a while.

1159
01:18:39.479 --> 01:18:42.680
I just don't know for how long. So here's the thing. Should

1160
01:18:42.680 --> 01:18:47.479
I move that a little bit now
while we're halfway through this, get something?

1161
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:51.039
Yeah? Sorry, guys, technical
difficulties. We're figuring it out.

1162
01:18:51.239 --> 01:18:56.880
Fuck you interesting. I wonder why
it turned off. I'm so fucking upset.

1163
01:18:57.479 --> 01:19:00.680
Does it have a cap because you
know how? Because yeah, it

1164
01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:08.840
is. It is. Yeah,
it's a mirrorless. Well that's fucking banana.

1165
01:19:09.199 --> 01:19:11.279
Yeah, we gotta, yeah,
we gotta. Well, there's a

1166
01:19:11.319 --> 01:19:15.239
few things we canna do because also
we should invest in more lighting so we

1167
01:19:15.319 --> 01:19:19.720
can properly light up the place and
uh not have to rely on sunlight or

1168
01:19:19.720 --> 01:19:24.960
anything like that, because obviously if
it's overcast, we be fucked. So

1169
01:19:25.640 --> 01:19:30.239
a few few things we gotta do. All around me are familiar penis,

1170
01:19:31.560 --> 01:19:42.880
worn out, worn out whatever.
All this penis is surrounds me, hits

1171
01:19:42.960 --> 01:19:53.079
me in my face. Sweety is
really bad at yes, and there's a

1172
01:19:53.159 --> 01:19:57.439
question, yes, and it's gonna
be crazy, be like, wow,

1173
01:19:58.800 --> 01:20:01.520
let's get some questions from our wonderful
patrons over at patreon dot com slash stock

1174
01:20:01.560 --> 01:20:08.000
tank who pay for wonderful content like
this where we lose the video after I

1175
01:20:08.079 --> 01:20:10.800
really have no idea, like when
it cuts out, because it does bro

1176
01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:13.760
Well, we'll figure it out.
Yeah, I guess we'll figure it out.

1177
01:20:13.760 --> 01:20:19.600
It'll make the edit easier, I
guess. Yeah. So oh man,

1178
01:20:20.079 --> 01:20:21.920
all right, let's see. Let's
see. I have to go in

1179
01:20:23.279 --> 01:20:26.239
the Patreon app orders it differently than
the website that I'm used to using,

1180
01:20:26.279 --> 01:20:30.720
So that's kind of strange. So
let me just scrawl to the bottom here.

1181
01:20:31.159 --> 01:20:38.199
Okay, didn't we have this before? Call me sonic the way I

1182
01:20:38.359 --> 01:20:42.840
be edging My hog wrote in he
says, would you rather piss gravel or

1183
01:20:42.880 --> 01:20:49.319
ship literal bricks? I feel like
we did this before breaks, you know,

1184
01:20:49.399 --> 01:20:56.880
the ship breaks and pissed gravel asute
like, like it feels like I

1185
01:20:56.960 --> 01:21:00.560
haven't experienced I haven't experienced it myself. People what they say when they when

1186
01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:05.960
you pissed out stones wild? Really
I love that feeling personally that I induce,

1187
01:21:08.279 --> 01:21:11.880
I intentionally induce kidney stones upon myself
so that I can pass them.

1188
01:21:12.279 --> 01:21:17.920
Craziest thing I've heard in my why
that he was bed written for like three

1189
01:21:18.079 --> 01:21:20.159
four days. Yeah, toughens you
up. It's like a Zenki boost.

1190
01:21:21.439 --> 01:21:25.560
I'm a lot stronger now as there's
all of all. In the last five

1191
01:21:25.680 --> 01:21:30.439
days, I've passed sixteen kidneys.
What is wrong with you? Throw is

1192
01:21:30.560 --> 01:21:33.560
fucking flimsy Now it looks a little
bit like spaghetti, but like, yeah,

1193
01:21:33.640 --> 01:21:41.279
yeah, hey man, have you
have you gotten an MRI or CT

1194
01:21:41.399 --> 01:21:45.680
scan or anything I have. I
don't do things that sound like letters.

1195
01:21:45.199 --> 01:21:51.520
Oh do you do you pee?
That's a letter? Yeah, I don't

1196
01:21:51.880 --> 01:21:56.520
heard me. I don't do that
that. I only passed kidney stones.

1197
01:21:57.399 --> 01:22:00.439
Crazy, Like when you go to
psy he's throwing legos on the door.

1198
01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:06.319
I would imagine, like passing kidney
someone is kind of like I would imagine

1199
01:22:06.359 --> 01:22:11.520
it's walking on legos, but for
your urethrae, you know what I mean?

1200
01:22:12.399 --> 01:22:14.640
So pretty cool. If I had
to pass a kidney stone, I

1201
01:22:14.720 --> 01:22:16.800
feel like I would get so upset. I would literally try to toothpaste it

1202
01:22:16.880 --> 01:22:20.760
out and not hurt myself. Oh
yeah, I feel like I probably would

1203
01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:28.199
be like I'm like, it is
what it is. I would literally get

1204
01:22:28.239 --> 01:22:35.800
a tweezer forget to tweezer and put
it up there, grabbing and just it

1205
01:22:35.920 --> 01:22:39.520
hurts. And then Lily would be
like, cakes that you should have done

1206
01:22:39.560 --> 01:22:41.520
that. You're bleeding a lot,
and I'm like, I know, but

1207
01:22:41.600 --> 01:22:46.520
I'm free. You know. Then
he just died. Die hurts so much,

1208
01:22:46.760 --> 01:22:50.840
bloody penis, blood dripping peanuts that
I die. I can't wait to

1209
01:22:50.840 --> 01:22:57.279
see domind Marcus both past. You
gotta suck it with all your might,

1210
01:22:57.640 --> 01:23:00.199
so get out. I don't know, I don't know. Was like,

1211
01:23:00.279 --> 01:23:03.119
you know, we're not like gay
like that. You know, you don't

1212
01:23:03.159 --> 01:23:10.439
know if do you think is gonna
be in it? I don't know.

1213
01:23:10.720 --> 01:23:13.159
I kind of get a cowboy right, No, no, no, that's

1214
01:23:14.159 --> 01:23:19.279
who the Oh my god, Dizzy, this is a cowboy tie is there?

1215
01:23:19.279 --> 01:23:24.640
We're gonna see young superstar cold Trade. We'll see. That's the thing.

1216
01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:29.399
That's what they didn't meet each other
until That's what I was like,

1217
01:23:29.479 --> 01:23:30.920
damn. It was like, how
how we might how are they gonna?

1218
01:23:31.239 --> 01:23:35.399
We might superstar him though, like
when he was a fucking thunderball player whatever,

1219
01:23:35.560 --> 01:23:40.039
at the very least picking up and
throwing him because he's bigger than them.

1220
01:23:40.199 --> 01:23:43.000
At the least, we'll see posters
at the very least, Yeah,

1221
01:23:43.399 --> 01:23:45.439
we'll see like images of him as
a star. I don't think will be

1222
01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:48.479
in it. Yeah, Ty has
a chance of being in it. I

1223
01:23:48.560 --> 01:23:50.840
wish he was, but I don't
think he's gonna be in it. Yeah.

1224
01:23:50.960 --> 01:23:54.439
Yeah, we might. We might
see him as a superstar. That's

1225
01:23:54.479 --> 01:23:58.039
it. Like he might not be
playable. We might see him. Maybe

1226
01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:00.720
he'll make a cameo. But at
the very least, I know we'll see

1227
01:24:00.760 --> 01:24:02.720
posters of them. I know his
I mean there was a in the trailer.

1228
01:24:03.239 --> 01:24:06.359
The figurine of him is is on
the table when he's like scrambling.

1229
01:24:08.119 --> 01:24:11.800
Uh oh really yeah literally actually yeah, I definitely didn't care. I watched

1230
01:24:11.840 --> 01:24:15.319
like some like guy. I was
watching like I was watching all the reactions

1231
01:24:15.359 --> 01:24:17.199
because I was curious, like,
how are people reacting to this? Because

1232
01:24:17.199 --> 01:24:19.199
I freaked out the second I heard
like mad world, you know what I

1233
01:24:19.239 --> 01:24:23.560
mean, He's like, oh my
god, yes, and a lot of

1234
01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:25.520
people did too. But then he
was like, oh, that's a cold

1235
01:24:25.520 --> 01:24:27.239
train figure. And then I went
back it was like, oh, yeah

1236
01:24:27.279 --> 01:24:30.000
it is. That's bad. You
think he beats off to it. Yeah,

1237
01:24:30.439 --> 01:24:32.079
but that's not that's not their house. It is, well, I

1238
01:24:32.159 --> 01:24:35.640
mean it's it's a teaser trailer,
so it's all kind of like stylistic.

1239
01:24:35.880 --> 01:24:43.840
Yeah, that's not like cannon like
like you know, but yeah, how

1240
01:24:43.920 --> 01:24:49.239
big your arms are? Yeah?
So juicy? Oh my god, I'm

1241
01:24:49.239 --> 01:24:56.039
about the black I'm coming, walks
in a room and gets comed on.

1242
01:24:58.119 --> 01:25:01.199
I don't know what to do,
man, know what to do? Face

1243
01:25:02.079 --> 01:25:05.439
Maria? He did He did it
again, Maria, he did it again.

1244
01:25:05.520 --> 01:25:12.560
He keeps going slept, going over
his house. Why does he say

1245
01:25:12.600 --> 01:25:15.199
it's going to come and and you
go over? Why do you do that?

1246
01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:18.800
I like to go over and play
Gears of War with him? And

1247
01:25:18.880 --> 01:25:27.920
then and in reality, Benson for
a moment, he's like, that's how

1248
01:25:28.000 --> 01:25:30.159
Marcus and Don became friends. That
they started they played Gears of War together.

1249
01:25:31.079 --> 01:25:36.359
What the fuck that means? Mom
knows when he's gonna die. He

1250
01:25:36.479 --> 01:25:41.520
knows very well when he's gonna die. I'm not feeling good about this third

1251
01:25:41.640 --> 01:25:45.880
game. Marketing a fool like,
my wife dies, we find her body,

1252
01:25:45.319 --> 01:25:50.720
I die, driving a fool like
I'm not feeling good about his third

1253
01:25:50.840 --> 01:25:55.479
game, man, Like, how
do I avoid this. I don't think

1254
01:25:55.560 --> 01:26:01.520
you do. You want to see
me shoot juice. I feel really scared.

1255
01:26:01.560 --> 01:26:09.279
Every time I hear mad World to
imagine he hears and he gets ahrah,

1256
01:26:09.760 --> 01:26:13.520
I think this is it, Like, oh, just stop driving.

1257
01:26:14.199 --> 01:26:18.439
It's playing. Every time he's almost
in like immediate danger, Like the song

1258
01:26:18.560 --> 01:26:25.119
starts up and he has to like
he puts his gun away. He's like,

1259
01:26:26.159 --> 01:26:30.520
and it lowers. I think,
I'm okay, you remember you remember

1260
01:26:31.399 --> 01:26:36.000
them all around me? It starts
blaying one night at nighttime, and he's

1261
01:26:36.039 --> 01:26:38.920
like, I gotta go to the
doctor. I think I have cats and

1262
01:26:38.960 --> 01:26:44.800
money. I can't live like these
sounds like that at all. It's crazy,

1263
01:26:45.880 --> 01:26:51.159
So no deals meal, I love
it. He sounds like pussing boots.

1264
01:26:51.399 --> 01:26:57.079
Yeah exactly. You know what I
mean. It's not Betty. He

1265
01:26:57.199 --> 01:27:02.239
means Betty girls. And it's like
they should either get Pedro Pascal or Fuckington

1266
01:27:03.399 --> 01:27:11.319
Pedro Pascal. I mean, I've
got that's so not correct. Doesn't have

1267
01:27:11.399 --> 01:27:15.640
the bass in his body to be
his body basse. Yeah, yeah,

1268
01:27:15.119 --> 01:27:17.520
the bass. He doesn't have the
frame to do him. You know what

1269
01:27:17.760 --> 01:27:23.079
is Ellie? Where is Ellie?
My nesty daughter? What is Ellie?

1270
01:27:23.279 --> 01:27:27.840
I don't know who that is the
idea. I was watching this thing where

1271
01:27:27.920 --> 01:27:32.840
like some guy was arguing that,
like he thinks Joel could kill Leon Kennedy,

1272
01:27:32.840 --> 01:27:40.199
And I'm like, what I think
if Leon Candy is asleep permanently,

1273
01:27:40.520 --> 01:27:45.560
which jo which game? Which game? I don't think either, honestly which

1274
01:27:45.640 --> 01:27:50.520
game? For definitely not. That's
what I mean for Leon team six by

1275
01:27:50.600 --> 01:27:55.319
himself to remakes. I think I
think Joel has him into remakes. So

1276
01:27:55.439 --> 01:27:57.960
I think that's a fair match.
I think that's fair. I think it's

1277
01:27:57.960 --> 01:28:01.680
fair because got him. He's survives, he survives Raccoon City, He's got

1278
01:28:01.720 --> 01:28:05.880
some skills, he does. But
Joel's been surviving for all law, you

1279
01:28:05.920 --> 01:28:11.680
know what I mean? Like he's
the thing about Leon Leon and Joel,

1280
01:28:11.760 --> 01:28:15.000
Right, yeah, Joel is more
brutal than Leon. Leon's a compassionate soul,

1281
01:28:15.640 --> 01:28:18.000
so that lead him to some defention. But the thing is that the

1282
01:28:18.039 --> 01:28:23.680
ship that Leon fights is Joel has
no understanding how crazy that shit is.

1283
01:28:23.920 --> 01:28:28.079
That's true, Like he's like Eve
even even even in two, we'll see

1284
01:28:28.159 --> 01:28:30.560
a liquor. A liquor is killing
a normal person. There's no normal guy

1285
01:28:30.600 --> 01:28:35.000
getting no See, you're right about
like him surviving to is really impressive,

1286
01:28:35.560 --> 01:28:40.479
But I just feel like Joel's brutality. I think it would be too overwhelming

1287
01:28:40.880 --> 01:28:45.960
because like say, say mister X
is really slow relatively He's way faster in

1288
01:28:46.039 --> 01:28:49.880
remake, but he's still relatively slow
where you can still kind of like back

1289
01:28:49.960 --> 01:28:54.279
up and kind of you back up
enough even when he tries to lunch forward

1290
01:28:54.279 --> 01:28:56.199
and punch you, you can just
back up enough to where he'll miss you,

1291
01:28:56.600 --> 01:29:00.640
to where like Joel is, Joel's
tackling you, He's throwing ship at

1292
01:29:00.680 --> 01:29:03.479
you. He's crazy. Do you
think Joe kill a liquor? Yes,

1293
01:29:03.880 --> 01:29:08.960
I don't think absolutely he can kill
those fucking blind things, the clickers.

1294
01:29:09.680 --> 01:29:11.920
I don't think he'll. I think
a liquor would cut him, and I

1295
01:29:11.960 --> 01:29:15.720
think a liquor is pretty. They're
harder to deal with and because they spring

1296
01:29:15.840 --> 01:29:17.960
at you, I think I think
in the universe Joel can deal with the

1297
01:29:19.479 --> 01:29:23.119
teacher. That's funny. How the
clicker and liquor. It's like, you

1298
01:29:23.199 --> 01:29:27.600
can't reach me, my mom.
You can't reach me. My mom can't

1299
01:29:27.800 --> 01:29:30.960
either. How does how does Joel
sound? I'm so I'm in Arthur Morgan

1300
01:29:30.039 --> 01:29:35.319
mode. How does Joel sounds?
Like Eminem. He sounds like it sounds

1301
01:29:35.359 --> 01:29:39.119
a little less than Arthur Morgan.
You know I'm doing Arthur now. But

1302
01:29:39.239 --> 01:29:54.399
it's like if I e it does
Ellie. I love racially ambiguous Joel's daughter

1303
01:29:54.520 --> 01:29:56.720
in the show where she's like,
oh, that could be any race.

1304
01:29:56.920 --> 01:30:00.079
I can care about you. You
care about you no matter what you're the

1305
01:30:00.239 --> 01:30:05.199
background. My name is Joel,
mean, his name is not Joel.

1306
01:30:05.279 --> 01:30:15.560
It makes me upset me his name. I love it, I love it,

1307
01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:18.279
but I would have been Would you
be upset if they would have changed

1308
01:30:18.319 --> 01:30:20.720
the pronunciation of his name? What
do you mean? Like, like,

1309
01:30:20.800 --> 01:30:26.359
say, because like Pascal and he's
not Pedro. You look at Pedro Pascal

1310
01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:28.239
and you're like, my name is
Joe Miller. You're like, no,

1311
01:30:28.359 --> 01:30:30.119
it's not your name is. That's
like when you speak to the Indian call

1312
01:30:30.239 --> 01:30:34.439
centers and like, Brian, yeah
my name and you're like, I'm sure,

1313
01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:38.079
buddy, what's your real name?
Dude? I'm not racist. It's

1314
01:30:38.079 --> 01:30:40.479
fine. You can tell me.
You can tell your real name. In

1315
01:30:40.560 --> 01:30:44.000
fact, feel safer talking to you
than someone with that name. I feel

1316
01:30:44.079 --> 01:30:46.399
much safer. Please tell me your
real name. Hello, my name is

1317
01:30:46.439 --> 01:30:50.000
Claudia and I'm like, no,
I want to something. My name is

1318
01:30:50.119 --> 01:30:55.079
Jim Jumon, Like, what's up, dude, how you doing Jim?

1319
01:30:55.319 --> 01:30:57.039
If his name was Joel, I'll
be fine with it. I'm like,

1320
01:30:57.119 --> 01:30:59.800
that's fine. If his name is
Joel. If his name is Joel,

1321
01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:01.880
if he's Hispanic, there's no way
his parents are not his name Joel.

1322
01:31:02.199 --> 01:31:04.239
That's the thing. No one would
ever called him Joel in his life.

1323
01:31:04.279 --> 01:31:11.479
I mean they would. We'll see
where he's Joel for, so, you

1324
01:31:11.560 --> 01:31:14.279
know what I mean. Cool,
if there was some little thing. This

1325
01:31:14.439 --> 01:31:16.880
is so it's so unnecessary. But
like somebody clothes, like his brother calls

1326
01:31:16.920 --> 01:31:20.199
him Joel or something. But like
people on the outside will call him Joel

1327
01:31:20.239 --> 01:31:24.920
because from from that area, they're
not gonna call him Joel and Joel.

1328
01:31:25.359 --> 01:31:29.640
It's in the same vein as like
like, uh, I think I'm thinking

1329
01:31:29.680 --> 01:31:30.880
of a lot I can't think of
off the fly, but like a Hispanic

1330
01:31:31.039 --> 01:31:36.760
name where the people from the south
will say it completely wrong, like yeah

1331
01:31:36.840 --> 01:31:43.880
like that, like something like that, just exactly like Michael, like Joorgey

1332
01:31:43.960 --> 01:31:46.840
and George. Yeah yeah like that, Like they're not calling there's no way

1333
01:31:46.840 --> 01:31:49.560
they're gonna call you Joy or Hey, what are you Are you trying to

1334
01:31:49.560 --> 01:31:56.119
say how to a prostitute? I
don't understand what that means. That just

1335
01:31:56.439 --> 01:32:03.560
means, hey there, hey,
how are you trying to hail a prostitute

1336
01:32:03.640 --> 01:32:12.079
or something? Hi? Get your
as over here. I got two bucks?

1337
01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:15.039
We got what out on rum me? You got two bucks? You

1338
01:32:15.039 --> 01:32:16.319
don't give me a suck. Don't
give me a blow bro. There was

1339
01:32:16.359 --> 01:32:20.520
a fucking We had an article in
the Orange County Register h from my hometown

1340
01:32:20.560 --> 01:32:26.439
with Haabra, where this chick had
the record for the cheapest blow jobs eight

1341
01:32:26.520 --> 01:32:29.239
bucks records. I would have been
there. I would have been there.

1342
01:32:29.359 --> 01:32:31.600
I was like no, we were
all like yo, because people get a

1343
01:32:31.600 --> 01:32:36.119
little you little kids would have what
kind of a record is that? Wait?

1344
01:32:36.159 --> 01:32:39.680
What kind of a record is that? If you if people get if

1345
01:32:39.720 --> 01:32:43.960
you're charged prostitute, I mean that's
what I guess. It's all charge.

1346
01:32:44.119 --> 01:32:45.840
It is kind of there is there
always a fee, I really fee.

1347
01:32:45.960 --> 01:32:48.920
I really hate to talk about that
ship because people gett girls get mad.

1348
01:32:49.000 --> 01:32:53.479
But like it's a fee. When
if ladies, when if you given that

1349
01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:57.079
ship out for free, like just
for you, just like this the kindness

1350
01:32:57.119 --> 01:32:59.439
of your own heart. You're just
like, I'm gonna suck this dude off.

1351
01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:02.359
No, you you got dinner,
you got a movie, you got

1352
01:33:03.479 --> 01:33:08.760
you got something, my social Security
number? You got me buying you ship.

1353
01:33:09.000 --> 01:33:12.359
Yeah, I might as well go
buy some puzzle because I'm buying you.

1354
01:33:12.600 --> 01:33:23.199
Bro. If if prostitution was like
inexpensive, the world would be very

1355
01:33:23.359 --> 01:33:26.720
different. That would be a jarring
world. I can't even conceptualize. I

1356
01:33:26.760 --> 01:33:30.000
have uncles that when they have uncles, when they go to other countries,

1357
01:33:30.079 --> 01:33:35.640
when they go visit other countries,
they of course the lady boys. That's

1358
01:33:35.680 --> 01:33:39.399
why I'm there, That's why I'm
going the next week. I'm going.

1359
01:33:40.039 --> 01:33:44.840
I'm in my field, bro,
every time. Every time. By the

1360
01:33:44.880 --> 01:33:48.600
way you saying that I was damn
what was I doing, Tyler Tomorrow,

1361
01:33:48.960 --> 01:33:54.520
it was I was driving by something. I don't know if I was in

1362
01:33:54.680 --> 01:34:00.680
Burbank still, I was somewhere so
I'm west, so maybe I was still

1363
01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:02.560
in Burbank, but maybe I was
whatever is on the other side. But

1364
01:34:02.680 --> 01:34:05.439
I passed by this window and it's
like, you know, there's a bunch

1365
01:34:05.439 --> 01:34:09.720
of massage places everywhere, And I
was like, is that like the way

1366
01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:14.399
the women looked. I'm like,
I was lady boys like I didn't want

1367
01:34:14.439 --> 01:34:16.239
to be like rude, but I
was like, is that like an open

1368
01:34:16.479 --> 01:34:20.960
like, hey, it's here.
Well, I will say there are places

1369
01:34:21.039 --> 01:34:30.119
here twenty five dollars down. There
are places here that absolutely do have like

1370
01:34:30.239 --> 01:34:32.880
happy endings, like a jack off
place. Yeah, I've heard stories.

1371
01:34:33.000 --> 01:34:38.239
We gotta find them, like what
we're like, we gotta got the married

1372
01:34:38.319 --> 01:34:43.039
one? What is we gotta find
them? Yeah, you guys, you

1373
01:34:43.079 --> 01:34:46.840
guys busy later, goucking guys.
Gordon will leave is whatever. I don't

1374
01:34:46.880 --> 01:34:50.000
want. I just want to know
it's there, and then I'm gonna get

1375
01:34:50.039 --> 01:34:54.920
my back massage because I have her
needed disc I'm fucking at least three lady

1376
01:34:54.960 --> 01:35:00.760
boys. At least you gotta get
through some of these fris my god,

1377
01:35:00.800 --> 01:35:06.439
I can't even I'm gonna be tired
of the charging like Thailand prices here better

1378
01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:15.119
for their safety. Crazy? All
right, do you want to just give

1379
01:35:15.199 --> 01:35:18.760
some questions? Yeah, let's got
some questions, scooped James wrote in he

1380
01:35:18.800 --> 01:35:21.640
says, hello, victims of the
American healthcare system, living in a country

1381
01:35:21.680 --> 01:35:26.159
where circumcision is such a norm,
if you could go back and undo your

1382
01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:29.560
unfor skinning, would you one thousand
I guess, yeah, one thousand,

1383
01:35:29.880 --> 01:35:33.439
because there's nerve. I'm missing nerve
indings. Sex would be better if I

1384
01:35:33.520 --> 01:35:38.399
still had those nerve indings. It's
still pretty good, though, that is

1385
01:35:38.479 --> 01:35:41.079
good, but why not better?
They took the whole hood off, So

1386
01:35:41.119 --> 01:35:44.239
I don't know. I guess I
think honestly, whatever end of mine is

1387
01:35:44.319 --> 01:35:50.800
flat actually flow like a fucking race
exactly. It's exactly, it's exactly a

1388
01:35:50.880 --> 01:35:56.039
pencil eraser. It's it's completely flat. Look, man, I don't like

1389
01:35:56.119 --> 01:35:58.560
seeing my homies penises, but at
that point I'd be like, hey,

1390
01:35:58.800 --> 01:36:01.720
you know what you know you would
have to see that. It was perfectly

1391
01:36:01.720 --> 01:36:06.600
like a right angle, perfectly.
It looks like somebody cut straight down on

1392
01:36:06.720 --> 01:36:14.039
the top. And that's dude.
If somebody had like an insane penis,

1393
01:36:14.039 --> 01:36:15.199
I want to see it, Like, no, for sure, I saw

1394
01:36:15.239 --> 01:36:19.279
a picture of a penis. Someone
had like a penis that like like started

1395
01:36:19.600 --> 01:36:23.760
as one shaft, broke into three
and then came back into the same head.

1396
01:36:24.079 --> 01:36:27.000
Like I want to see that.
It looks like the freaking the silver

1397
01:36:27.119 --> 01:36:30.520
wing thing the tree and that's Theames
silver Wings. It'll be like it'll be

1398
01:36:30.640 --> 01:36:34.119
yeah, it'll be like once once
for piss once for Colm and once for

1399
01:36:34.279 --> 01:36:42.199
like a fun combo bloom Blum Bloom
is bloody come bloom, Oh god disgusting.

1400
01:36:42.279 --> 01:36:46.760
Do you have that? Not yet
yet? I'm hoping. I'm hoping

1401
01:36:46.840 --> 01:36:49.800
to someday get hurt real bad,
and I don't know. When I beat

1402
01:36:49.840 --> 01:36:55.479
my Jaca and Blum comes out,
I'd be like, WHOA, like prostate

1403
01:36:55.560 --> 01:36:59.720
cancer, buddy, it sounds like
sounds likely. Get like that's one of

1404
01:36:59.760 --> 01:37:04.079
those where it's like if you if
you if you went to the bathroom and

1405
01:37:04.199 --> 01:37:09.039
you just pissed blood but like you
just were not you didn't feel anything,

1406
01:37:09.079 --> 01:37:11.439
but you didn't feel like anything was
wrong, Like you felt completely fine,

1407
01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:14.479
but you just like pissed like a
scene amount of blood. It's high pressure

1408
01:37:14.520 --> 01:37:18.920
too. Yeah, that's a lot
of blood, right, would at that

1409
01:37:19.000 --> 01:37:21.760
point you go to the hospital.
I feel like I'll just be like,

1410
01:37:21.800 --> 01:37:26.319
I guess I'm just dead, probably
to hospital. I'm immediately I'm just gonna

1411
01:37:26.319 --> 01:37:29.479
walk it off. I think ye
walk it off because so many times,

1412
01:37:29.680 --> 01:37:31.319
literally in a medical field, so
many times people just don't go to places

1413
01:37:31.319 --> 01:37:33.479
and they die from it. Yeah, you know, you just go like

1414
01:37:33.520 --> 01:37:36.399
a lot of things are avoidable until
it's like, really, do you know

1415
01:37:36.520 --> 01:37:40.000
why? Though? Right, it's
because you can't afford it exactly. Yeah,

1416
01:37:40.000 --> 01:37:43.359
I know, it's not scary.
It's scary. I actually went so

1417
01:37:43.560 --> 01:37:47.039
I had a my mitro valve prolapse
went away the goodness, so I don't

1418
01:37:47.039 --> 01:37:51.359
take a heart meds anymore for my
valve. Did it keel? So it's

1419
01:37:51.439 --> 01:37:57.000
so I didn't know this, but
one of my ex girlfriends, her brother

1420
01:37:57.479 --> 01:37:59.760
had the same thing, and he
he told me his went away in a

1421
01:37:59.800 --> 01:38:01.359
year. So this was in twenty
sixteen, and I was like, oh,

1422
01:38:01.479 --> 01:38:04.520
cool, so there's hope that mine
might go away. Mine went away

1423
01:38:04.560 --> 01:38:09.159
last year. So years later,
but I started noticing I didn't need my

1424
01:38:09.439 --> 01:38:12.920
Uh, it just corrected itself.
Because what it does when it's the pro

1425
01:38:13.039 --> 01:38:15.680
lapse, it shoots blood. It
doesn't close properly, and sometimes it regurgitates

1426
01:38:15.680 --> 01:38:19.399
blood in the opposite direction. Caused
your body to panic, and because it

1427
01:38:19.520 --> 01:38:23.560
feels it kind of hurts and then
your body panics like almost like having a

1428
01:38:23.560 --> 01:38:27.399
heart attack or something. So long
story short, I don't have anymore,

1429
01:38:27.520 --> 01:38:31.159
however, I guess I did.
I slept so shitty and when I was

1430
01:38:31.560 --> 01:38:35.439
apartment hunting, when I came back
home. I was so tired and depleted.

1431
01:38:35.920 --> 01:38:40.079
It kind of flared up for a
second, but I forget it felt

1432
01:38:40.199 --> 01:38:43.880
different. I thought I was having
like a legitimate heart attack. I was

1433
01:38:43.920 --> 01:38:45.000
like, I was like, this
feels different. I was like, this

1434
01:38:45.159 --> 01:38:50.560
is crazy. And the only reason
I went to the emergency room is because

1435
01:38:50.640 --> 01:38:54.800
it's just a mile from my house. It's just a straight shot up a

1436
01:38:54.840 --> 01:38:56.880
little less than a mile. I
was like, I guess I'll go.

1437
01:38:57.000 --> 01:38:59.720
But I was really upset because I
like, fuck it, there's gotta be

1438
01:38:59.760 --> 01:39:02.119
a bit. It's difficult to just
convince people to go to the it's hard

1439
01:39:02.359 --> 01:39:05.920
to the hospital goes wrong. But
now I had to try to, Like

1440
01:39:05.960 --> 01:39:10.640
I remember those one time, my
wife had insurance, so I'm under it.

1441
01:39:10.720 --> 01:39:12.880
I was like, I remember there
was one time when my cousin,

1442
01:39:13.560 --> 01:39:15.399
like his lips fell off and we
were like, dude, you got to

1443
01:39:15.439 --> 01:39:17.479
go to the hospital. Like I
don't know why. It was like,

1444
01:39:17.560 --> 01:39:23.439
yeah, I'll be all right.
He can still talk fine, he just

1445
01:39:23.680 --> 01:39:28.800
have lips. I want to I
feel like that would interrupt your speech a

1446
01:39:28.840 --> 01:39:31.760
little bit. When yeah, but
he already sounded stupid, okay, so

1447
01:39:32.239 --> 01:39:39.640
sound he actually sounded a little bit
smarter. Oh my god, it's soubosterous,

1448
01:39:41.439 --> 01:39:46.119
stupid way mored. Oh this is
kind of thematic, I guess Gis

1449
01:39:46.159 --> 01:39:48.399
wrote. And he says, hello, moist boys, what is the worst

1450
01:39:48.479 --> 01:39:51.359
pain you've ever been in? Thanks
for all the last When I broke my

1451
01:39:51.439 --> 01:39:56.279
ribs? Yeah that it was crazy. That sounds insane. It was crazy.

1452
01:39:57.880 --> 01:40:00.880
I think it was when I bruised
the bone on my foot. I

1453
01:40:00.960 --> 01:40:03.239
bruised my I was running around.
This is when I was in the football

1454
01:40:03.319 --> 01:40:05.359
like a lot. So I was
running around the house like I'm like a

1455
01:40:05.479 --> 01:40:09.880
fucking running back, and then like
the corner there's this kit in the kitchen,

1456
01:40:10.399 --> 01:40:13.920
the little part where the threshold is
to get into the kitchen. My

1457
01:40:14.159 --> 01:40:16.439
toes hit slammed in between the corner, you know, of the of the

1458
01:40:16.800 --> 01:40:21.359
It just went back and slammed into
it. And I for sure thought I

1459
01:40:21.439 --> 01:40:25.119
broke my foot because it was the
worst pain. I couldn't walk on it.

1460
01:40:25.479 --> 01:40:26.760
But he's like, oh, you
bruised the bone. He's like,

1461
01:40:26.800 --> 01:40:29.199
yeah, that shit sucks. Get
out and oh He's like he gave me

1462
01:40:29.279 --> 01:40:30.479
crutches because he's like, you're gonna
want to stay out of it for a

1463
01:40:30.560 --> 01:40:35.039
week, and being on crutches sucks, man. Yeah, Oh it's horrible.

1464
01:40:35.159 --> 01:40:38.479
That shit. Fucking it sucks.
I'd rather just use a wheelchairs.

1465
01:40:38.520 --> 01:40:40.399
Some ship. I wish they would
have gave me one, but they're like,

1466
01:40:40.439 --> 01:40:42.319
no, you're good. Fuck you. Crutches are bad, man,

1467
01:40:42.720 --> 01:40:45.279
that ship. I think I almost
got abs from using crutches because like trying

1468
01:40:45.319 --> 01:40:48.560
to support myself, I kept like
having to use my gravity. Yeah,

1469
01:40:48.840 --> 01:40:51.439
and I was like, I'm trying
to get to class, and I'm like,

1470
01:40:53.000 --> 01:40:55.920
it's good exercise. It's good exercise. Being crazy a little bit.

1471
01:40:57.640 --> 01:40:59.720
It kind of I don't know,
like I feel like it's either like when

1472
01:40:59.760 --> 01:41:04.239
I, like I fractured my ankle, or it's one of these two,

1473
01:41:04.279 --> 01:41:08.560
and one of them is like clearly, like it's it's very clearly worse to

1474
01:41:08.680 --> 01:41:11.720
fracture your ankle than this other thing. But this other thing I still think

1475
01:41:11.760 --> 01:41:15.119
about where I this is Catholic school. This is like maybe like fifth grade

1476
01:41:15.199 --> 01:41:20.359
or something. We had a spitball
fight in in the middle of like math

1477
01:41:20.520 --> 01:41:25.119
or something. And one of the
spitballs I got like in my ear,

1478
01:41:25.600 --> 01:41:28.640
like deep in and I and I
tried to take it out and I couldn't

1479
01:41:28.640 --> 01:41:30.119
do it. It just push it
further in. I was like, oh

1480
01:41:30.239 --> 01:41:33.199
fuck, So I just left it
in there because I was like, it

1481
01:41:33.319 --> 01:41:36.239
must come out at some point,
right, Like it just left it.

1482
01:41:36.319 --> 01:41:39.279
I was like so stressed out,
and I didn't want to tell anybody that

1483
01:41:39.399 --> 01:41:41.520
I was having this problem because it's
such a dumb problem to have. It's

1484
01:41:41.600 --> 01:41:45.239
like embarrassing. Yeah, getting your
ear, you get that, you got

1485
01:41:45.279 --> 01:41:47.560
your brain golden tucking alarmed state.
Yeah, it thinks the inte's gonna imprere

1486
01:41:47.640 --> 01:41:51.239
your brain. Yeah, so like
literally it starts hurting to make you get

1487
01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:54.640
it out. Well, I specifically, it's not even that so much.

1488
01:41:54.640 --> 01:41:57.199
It's like I left it. I
just didn't say anything about it. I

1489
01:41:57.319 --> 01:42:00.760
was like I assumed that, like, oh maybe it'll fall out at some

1490
01:42:00.880 --> 01:42:03.159
point. So I left it in
there for like three four days. That's

1491
01:42:03.279 --> 01:42:08.840
insane, And then I went to
Eventually I was like, this is kind

1492
01:42:08.880 --> 01:42:12.520
of I guess this is not this
is not remediating itself. And so he

1493
01:42:12.600 --> 01:42:15.039
went to the hospital and they went
in with tweezers and pulled it out,

1494
01:42:15.319 --> 01:42:21.159
and for whatever reason, that pain
of just them taking it out was crazy,

1495
01:42:21.840 --> 01:42:25.159
Like I said, next level,
Like I have not experienced anything like

1496
01:42:25.239 --> 01:42:28.119
that, even remotely close to it. I remember a story of like,

1497
01:42:28.199 --> 01:42:30.199
well my nephew. He was like, I have a piece of corn,

1498
01:42:30.199 --> 01:42:31.119
so that got my nose and I
was like, no, you don't,

1499
01:42:32.399 --> 01:42:34.039
and he was like, that's not
true. He can't be. I looked

1500
01:42:34.039 --> 01:42:39.319
at his nose. I didn't see
anything. Fucking Like a week or two

1501
01:42:39.479 --> 01:42:44.199
later, I made him laugh and
then the corn came out of his nose.

1502
01:42:45.960 --> 01:42:49.079
I was like, what the fuck? That was real? But he

1503
01:42:49.680 --> 01:42:54.880
was tiny. He was tiny,
tiny, it was like four And he

1504
01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:56.920
was like, I put corn up
my nose. And I was like,

1505
01:42:57.000 --> 01:43:00.319
Mordecai, shut the fuck up.
If he's if he act, you know

1506
01:43:00.439 --> 01:43:02.520
about the shows that he hears that
he's so embarrassed because now he's like a

1507
01:43:02.600 --> 01:43:05.840
fucking knights and year old boy.
Well you fucking said his name to this.

1508
01:43:08.760 --> 01:43:10.800
He could have just he doesn't have
the same last name as me,

1509
01:43:10.880 --> 01:43:12.960
so like, know what I mean, just like even in general, but

1510
01:43:13.079 --> 01:43:15.640
if somebody knows who you are and
knows that you know him, and then

1511
01:43:15.680 --> 01:43:19.199
you said, you know what I
mean, I know that corny as he's

1512
01:43:19.199 --> 01:43:23.119
a baby, beat him up,
beat him. He's gonna die. Now

1513
01:43:23.239 --> 01:43:27.159
he's like he's tough. The toughie. He's not anymore. Now now everybody

1514
01:43:27.199 --> 01:43:30.239
knows he shoves his corner and now
everyone they're gonna shove a full piece of

1515
01:43:30.399 --> 01:43:38.720
full corn. It's just there.
It just starts to come down, starts

1516
01:43:39.680 --> 01:43:45.600
five, starts crowning out. That
ship was so stupid to me that the

1517
01:43:45.720 --> 01:43:50.239
symbolist of bull corn man as did
you see that? By the way,

1518
01:43:50.399 --> 01:43:55.000
we didn't talk about this the new
Venom trailer for that movie, Uh,

1519
01:43:55.239 --> 01:43:58.800
where Venom becomes a fucking horse.
Carlos was na the horse, Carlos.

1520
01:43:59.199 --> 01:44:01.680
Carlos still about did you see Venom? The new Venom trailer for the new

1521
01:44:01.760 --> 01:44:04.880
Venom movie? This is the third
one. Yeah, so there's so fun.

1522
01:44:04.920 --> 01:44:08.960
I will say, dude, like
this looks crazy. This looks you

1523
01:44:09.039 --> 01:44:13.279
know how Derek, you know how
fast and furious it is just insane?

1524
01:44:13.439 --> 01:44:17.239
Yeah, it it kinda. It's
got that energy here because there's a fucking

1525
01:44:18.000 --> 01:44:21.239
there's I'm not gonna play the fucking
audio because like, who cares. Also,

1526
01:44:21.279 --> 01:44:31.920
it'll be annoying to enter around.
But there's a fucking so he becomes

1527
01:44:31.960 --> 01:44:40.560
a fucking horse and it's it's fucking
crazy. So it takes over the horse.

1528
01:44:40.840 --> 01:44:46.560
Yeah. Oh, Okay, isn't
that like that's like so stupid and

1529
01:44:46.640 --> 01:44:51.439
also like kind of cool, Like
it's it's it seems I mean it's it's

1530
01:44:51.640 --> 01:44:57.479
it's kind of cool. But also
I feel like this fetish ship about it

1531
01:44:57.520 --> 01:45:01.720
for sure. Yeah, there's something, there's something vashy about it. There's

1532
01:45:01.760 --> 01:45:08.720
something, uh that's crazy. Imagine
riding a demon horse into battle like that.

1533
01:45:08.920 --> 01:45:13.239
That's great. I mean that I'm
being a fucking imagine being like like

1534
01:45:13.319 --> 01:45:17.000
a Kingdom Come Deliverance NPC seeing this
coming at you. I mean, you're

1535
01:45:17.119 --> 01:45:20.960
you're clearly running in the other direction. You're you're playing dead. Yeah,

1536
01:45:21.239 --> 01:45:25.880
don't play dead. No one's gonna
challenge you. Why I don't get like

1537
01:45:25.960 --> 01:45:28.439
play dead Like I don't want people
to do that. It's like I feel

1538
01:45:28.439 --> 01:45:30.359
like people did do that. Is
Oh yeah, there's plenty of there's plenty

1539
01:45:30.399 --> 01:45:34.640
of veterans that pretended to be dead. Absolutely, it's a good strategy.

1540
01:45:35.000 --> 01:45:38.720
I totally would have done that.
I would be like, I'm gonna see

1541
01:45:38.760 --> 01:45:42.159
who's gonna win. I played that
at the very beginning. Yeah, the

1542
01:45:42.239 --> 01:45:45.840
second we drop off, I'm like, oh, there's no enemies around.

1543
01:45:45.880 --> 01:45:53.319
That's crazy. They got them.
Yeah, I'm running you is crazy,

1544
01:45:54.520 --> 01:46:00.560
like, let's move on. Imagine
strap on, Imagine strap Bonds wrote it.

1545
01:46:00.560 --> 01:46:01.359
And he says, good day,
fellas. I need help. I'm

1546
01:46:01.439 --> 01:46:05.840
maid of mine won't stop shitting with
the toilet door open in my house.

1547
01:46:06.319 --> 01:46:09.279
I tell him to close the door. I yell at him, I swear

1548
01:46:09.319 --> 01:46:12.880
at him. He just ignores me
and plays Clash of Clans on his phone

1549
01:46:12.880 --> 01:46:15.079
and pretends like he can't hear me. I can't close it myself, not

1550
01:46:15.199 --> 01:46:19.840
only because of principle, but because
this twenty seven year old man was raised

1551
01:46:19.840 --> 01:46:25.000
by a nutritionist and pretty much exclusively
eats berries and lean meat, so his

1552
01:46:25.119 --> 01:46:30.239
poo smells like catshit and can inflict
necro damage. What do I do?

1553
01:46:30.079 --> 01:46:38.920
I'm sorry? I said maid,
yeah, or I said roommate made no,

1554
01:46:39.079 --> 01:46:45.279
it's just fucking like it did sound
like a maid. But he's him

1555
01:46:45.319 --> 01:46:48.960
European. Good day fellas well,
I would say good day. It would

1556
01:46:49.039 --> 01:46:54.720
probably mean he's Australian. He's not
American because he says mate and then he

1557
01:46:54.800 --> 01:46:59.399
also says toilet door. Yeah.
I think I think the good he's probably

1558
01:46:59.439 --> 01:47:02.000
Australian, just because it was like, your maid is shitting in your house

1559
01:47:02.119 --> 01:47:04.239
like that, well, like,
what the That's why I was like the

1560
01:47:04.359 --> 01:47:06.880
fire, that would be Well,
first of all, nobody, none of

1561
01:47:06.880 --> 01:47:11.920
our listeners haven't made yeah, male, we all have homeless listeners. Yeah,

1562
01:47:12.279 --> 01:47:15.359
I was. I was twenty seven
year old male maid. Sounds like

1563
01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:19.640
that's not the job that they usually
go for, but that that would have

1564
01:47:19.640 --> 01:47:24.920
been. I wouldn't have core mal
maide. Yeah, I need some guy

1565
01:47:25.000 --> 01:47:29.560
going through my clothes, old his
I want an oldest Hispanic lady. Do

1566
01:47:29.600 --> 01:47:31.279
it better, they'll kill it.
We do it better, but you do

1567
01:47:31.319 --> 01:47:39.359
it faster. Yeah, sweep everything
literally under the under the bed. It'll

1568
01:47:39.399 --> 01:47:41.600
be like, this is not clean
the bike? How is it not clean?

1569
01:47:41.640 --> 01:47:44.159
Does it look clean? Yeah?
Exactly, Yeah, it's like,

1570
01:47:44.159 --> 01:47:49.439
well that is scar Yeah. He
says, boo, so your your roommate

1571
01:47:49.520 --> 01:47:55.000
thing. Here's the thing. The
usually, when when it comes to these

1572
01:47:55.000 --> 01:47:59.199
situations, there's somebody who is kind
of more in charge, like the person

1573
01:47:59.239 --> 01:48:01.640
who's monsible for paying the rent and
all that stuff. If that's you,

1574
01:48:02.079 --> 01:48:06.359
you have more say in how things
are rant and and say, for example,

1575
01:48:08.199 --> 01:48:12.600
uh, well look at man,
I'm thinking this from my perspective,

1576
01:48:13.640 --> 01:48:15.760
that person would have an ultimatum easy. It's like, hey, if you

1577
01:48:15.760 --> 01:48:18.920
don't stop doing this, you're fucking
out. But here's the problem. If

1578
01:48:19.000 --> 01:48:23.520
you're the tag along, if you're
not the person running the show, you're

1579
01:48:23.600 --> 01:48:31.399
kind of fucked that. That's so, that's so barbaric. Well it's like,

1580
01:48:31.479 --> 01:48:34.520
that's so like I wouldn't do that
with a partner. No, it's

1581
01:48:34.560 --> 01:48:38.760
someone it's fucking rude. If someone
asks you to be like, hey,

1582
01:48:38.920 --> 01:48:44.239
dude, you're shitting and it's funking
up the whole house, Please close the

1583
01:48:44.319 --> 01:48:48.760
door. To say no to that
is so what are you? What are

1584
01:48:48.840 --> 01:48:54.520
you? Here's something that I Here's
something that I never understood that I've I've

1585
01:48:54.600 --> 01:48:58.640
lived with a lot of people,
and I feel like there's some there's something

1586
01:48:58.720 --> 01:49:02.279
that. Okay, the bathroom is
designated room for shitting, and that's where

1587
01:49:02.319 --> 01:49:04.720
you want. You close the door
and you want you want the ship to

1588
01:49:05.159 --> 01:49:10.319
remain in that area. See.
But one thing that a lot of people

1589
01:49:10.439 --> 01:49:13.359
do when they're done, they leave
the door wide open, so then the

1590
01:49:13.399 --> 01:49:16.439
ship spreads throughout their place. There's
a lot of people that do. There's

1591
01:49:16.479 --> 01:49:19.760
a lot of people that are see, look at their brains are fucked because

1592
01:49:19.800 --> 01:49:21.920
they think, oh it smells in
here, I need to air it out.

1593
01:49:21.960 --> 01:49:26.600
And I'm like, you're this is
the room that is designated to stink.

1594
01:49:27.119 --> 01:49:30.720
And now if you leave the door
wide open, that fucking smelled.

1595
01:49:30.760 --> 01:49:35.039
But this is the problemows people see
some bathrooms or the or the air or

1596
01:49:35.119 --> 01:49:40.119
the air, but the thing is
close it over. You don't have to

1597
01:49:40.199 --> 01:49:43.680
you don't have to completely close it. At least close it. I I'm

1598
01:49:43.720 --> 01:49:45.720
more of a person that will just
completely close It's fine, but like if

1599
01:49:45.840 --> 01:49:49.840
at the very least close it over
toward it's almost closed. But people will

1600
01:49:49.880 --> 01:49:53.159
swing it wide open because they're like, oh, this thing needs an arrow

1601
01:49:53.199 --> 01:49:56.479
and I'm like, why why does
it need to er? And this is

1602
01:49:56.560 --> 01:50:00.319
the place. Have windows plenty.
We have bathrooms that didn't have does Plenty

1603
01:50:00.359 --> 01:50:04.319
of them don't because they're not positioned
to be the one that you're not positioned

1604
01:50:04.359 --> 01:50:09.520
in an area. Do not have
a window, Yeah, the olive windows,

1605
01:50:09.600 --> 01:50:13.199
the glende one window. If it
doesn't have a good if it doesn't

1606
01:50:13.239 --> 01:50:15.600
have a window, it's required to
have one of those fan things because if

1607
01:50:15.640 --> 01:50:17.720
you don't have one of those fan
things, you're just gonna get molded in

1608
01:50:17.760 --> 01:50:20.359
the bathroom. You have to have
you have to have a window. Or

1609
01:50:20.439 --> 01:50:26.000
fan either or window or fan.
Yeah, so I don't think they have

1610
01:50:26.039 --> 01:50:30.359
I don't think the they have one
one had had a window either. Mine

1611
01:50:30.359 --> 01:50:32.159
doesn't have a window. That was
the one thing I didn't. That's the

1612
01:50:32.279 --> 01:50:34.960
only thing I wish I did have
a window because I prefer them, but

1613
01:50:35.079 --> 01:50:38.319
I didn't. It just wasn't positioned. This is the first bathroom in a

1614
01:50:38.359 --> 01:50:41.680
department that I've had that's had a
window. Nice. Yeah, but like

1615
01:50:42.079 --> 01:50:44.560
look, man, actually no,
I don't think any of one I've had

1616
01:50:44.640 --> 01:50:46.279
windows. I think the one that
the one that the one that you lived

1617
01:50:46.319 --> 01:50:50.439
in with Joe, maybe I think
not mine? Are you sure? Oh

1618
01:50:50.520 --> 01:50:55.079
not yours? Yeah, but the
main one. Yeah. It's like if

1619
01:50:55.079 --> 01:50:57.760
it's positioned to have a window,
it will, but then if it's not,

1620
01:50:58.000 --> 01:51:00.079
it just can't. Yeah, yours
didn't because it was in that weird

1621
01:51:00.119 --> 01:51:04.399
corner. Like imagine like just chopping
through all the fucking take reach to the

1622
01:51:04.479 --> 01:51:13.560
outside to make some crazy like other
apartments, like all right, there's a

1623
01:51:13.640 --> 01:51:18.359
window from your bathroom into somebody else's
apart someone else looking at him. There

1624
01:51:18.399 --> 01:51:23.439
he goes, you shouldn't a good
better air it out this person's living room.

1625
01:51:24.520 --> 01:51:28.720
Let me air it out. It's
destroying another person's This is a fun

1626
01:51:28.800 --> 01:51:32.079
situation. It's I would take this, I would see this guy just talk

1627
01:51:32.159 --> 01:51:34.560
to that person if they don't agree, and start doing function to him.

1628
01:51:34.720 --> 01:51:39.119
Look, it kind of comes down
to this, because it really if it

1629
01:51:39.199 --> 01:51:43.399
bothers you that much, like if
you're not if you're not in control of

1630
01:51:43.479 --> 01:51:45.920
the situation, then you need to
remove yourself from the situation. It's just

1631
01:51:46.079 --> 01:51:48.399
it's as simple as that, Like, because I wouldn't be able to live

1632
01:51:48.439 --> 01:51:51.399
with somebody like that because first of
all, I hate smelling other people ship

1633
01:51:51.520 --> 01:51:55.840
like I I. I absolutely hate
that. So it's one of those things

1634
01:51:55.880 --> 01:52:00.079
for disrespect that feels. So that's
such a reasonable thing to ask. And

1635
01:52:00.319 --> 01:52:03.520
it is like, hey, would
you mind like not coming on my door?

1636
01:52:03.560 --> 01:52:06.800
And they're like, nah, it's
it's what I do. It's part

1637
01:52:06.840 --> 01:52:11.680
of my routine. Are you trying
to make me feel uncomfortable? Like I

1638
01:52:11.720 --> 01:52:14.119
don't know you very well? Like
we're living together and I feel like you're

1639
01:52:14.159 --> 01:52:16.920
not being a good roommate. It's
like, dude, you're coming on my

1640
01:52:17.199 --> 01:52:21.840
door knob when I come home from
work, I touch your colm that's crazy.

1641
01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:26.399
Yeah, this is what I do. Man, me cheap dude.

1642
01:52:27.199 --> 01:52:30.159
Sorry, that's really cheap. Bro, you pay cheap rents like, yeah,

1643
01:52:30.039 --> 01:52:32.439
but not to be sexually harassed.
I don't know, man, not

1644
01:52:32.560 --> 01:52:36.560
sexual harassment at all. It's not
anything comes on you while you're talking,

1645
01:52:36.680 --> 01:52:40.079
like, bro, what the fuck? Sorry? Man? All right,

1646
01:52:40.119 --> 01:52:42.079
dude, I'm a fucking free comer. I told you it was on the

1647
01:52:42.359 --> 01:52:47.359
billboard. It was on the fucking
what are people getting Craigslist? Free comer?

1648
01:52:48.640 --> 01:52:53.680
Listen the rents one hundreds a month. But I come everywhere when I

1649
01:52:53.800 --> 01:52:56.960
want, no matter what, no
one can stop me. If you're in

1650
01:52:57.039 --> 01:53:00.960
the room, I will come uh
so you maybe maybe on you, maybe

1651
01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:02.600
on your dog, maybe on whatever
it is that you own, maybe inside

1652
01:53:02.640 --> 01:53:05.800
your appliances. Maybe maybe I'll open
up your controller. People, I will

1653
01:53:05.840 --> 01:53:09.479
come in there. I will come
in your room because that's your fucking place.

1654
01:53:09.560 --> 01:53:12.680
Yeah I would. I'm not a
monster, But everywhere else, I

1655
01:53:12.800 --> 01:53:16.520
still I respect your autonomy. You
really have to ship and then you go

1656
01:53:16.640 --> 01:53:20.239
in and there's come all over the
toilet. See. Yeah, that would

1657
01:53:20.520 --> 01:53:26.039
drive me. I would turn into
the l I would turn into the like

1658
01:53:26.159 --> 01:53:30.039
the Doctor Jekyll, mister Hyde.
I would turn into the mister Hyde version

1659
01:53:30.119 --> 01:53:33.079
of Kingston. If I experience that, I would lose. That's a level

1660
01:53:33.119 --> 01:53:39.039
of anger to where I'm I'm emotionless, like it's you ascend, like the

1661
01:53:39.359 --> 01:53:42.920
outburst, because it's it's too upsetting. It's one of those things where you

1662
01:53:42.920 --> 01:53:45.319
see something so upsetting kind of just
walk away because you can't there. I

1663
01:53:45.560 --> 01:53:50.560
can't. If I legitimately saw that
it would, I would pack up my

1664
01:53:50.640 --> 01:53:58.880
ship. I would leave immediately because
there's there's nothing more upsetting. There's nothing

1665
01:53:58.920 --> 01:54:01.600
more upsetting than if I saw come
on my toilet seat. Because I am

1666
01:54:01.640 --> 01:54:05.520
a I am a sack. My
ship has like toilet seed has to be.

1667
01:54:06.000 --> 01:54:11.239
I sanitize it all every time I
use it like I overcorrect. I

1668
01:54:11.399 --> 01:54:15.560
overdo it like I I overdo it. But I my ship is a sanctuary,

1669
01:54:15.239 --> 01:54:21.640
and I I fucking uh was look
I got, I got new candles

1670
01:54:21.680 --> 01:54:27.119
in it. I got a pooperie
like I do. I fucking it's it's

1671
01:54:27.319 --> 01:54:30.199
my ship is on lock. And
and when I have people come in,

1672
01:54:30.279 --> 01:54:35.560
and if they were to disrespect my
fucking dude, I miss. The only

1673
01:54:35.640 --> 01:54:41.079
thing I miss about being single is
having the ability to take a ship without

1674
01:54:41.119 --> 01:54:45.319
someone walking in That ship breaks your
spirit. I don't understand that, Like

1675
01:54:45.479 --> 01:54:48.119
she just doesn't bother by it,
and I'm like, girl, get the

1676
01:54:48.399 --> 01:54:51.399
fuck out. I want to to
the point that when I really need a

1677
01:54:51.479 --> 01:54:56.000
moment, I lock it. Well
I need to get that. I'm like,

1678
01:54:56.159 --> 01:54:59.560
go away, Well I lock it
always. I don't always lock it

1679
01:54:59.560 --> 01:55:01.439
because just like, well, it's
a force that happen for me. For

1680
01:55:01.560 --> 01:55:03.680
me, what happens is that I
pretty much have my own bathroom. Out

1681
01:55:03.720 --> 01:55:06.960
of the other guys didn't have to
lock it. Yeah, I'm going to

1682
01:55:08.079 --> 01:55:17.520
ship myself, but like going to
bathroom bathroom, ship my pants, then

1683
01:55:17.720 --> 01:55:23.439
take them off and then leave them
in there piles of sty pants. And

1684
01:55:23.720 --> 01:55:26.720
you know what's funny. You know, out of the billions of people that

1685
01:55:26.840 --> 01:55:30.600
live on this earth, there are
some freaks that do that. They go

1686
01:55:30.880 --> 01:55:34.159
into the bathroom to ship themselves,
and they're like, what's the problem.

1687
01:55:35.640 --> 01:55:41.239
Looks like I got my golden tickets
to the chocolate factory because they just ship

1688
01:55:41.439 --> 01:55:45.600
themselves. That's the world. I
don't understand people like that, like the

1689
01:55:45.720 --> 01:55:48.520
you know, those diaper wearing people
and ship like that. Shitting yourself is

1690
01:55:48.560 --> 01:55:54.760
the most It's not even animal because
animals don't like do not ship themselves.

1691
01:55:54.840 --> 01:55:58.159
They get mad when they do it. So like, if you ship yourself

1692
01:55:58.199 --> 01:56:00.159
and you're fine with it, you
should be put to sleep because you can't.

1693
01:56:00.279 --> 01:56:04.199
You can't be allowed to breed.
Ye you're you're wired. You're just

1694
01:56:04.560 --> 01:56:11.039
above like the devnc of a pedophile, Like you're just above it. Like

1695
01:56:11.159 --> 01:56:14.399
there's nothing worse than a pedophile than
right above is people that ship. There's

1696
01:56:14.439 --> 01:56:16.479
pedophiles, there's rapists, and then
there's youth okay, and then there's yeh,

1697
01:56:17.159 --> 01:56:20.319
there's people willingly ship themselves. Because
that's what it's talking about. If

1698
01:56:20.319 --> 01:56:24.119
you actually shot yourself. Okay,
you have been there. You know what

1699
01:56:24.239 --> 01:56:27.560
you've been there. You know people
some people have irritable bow syndrome and all

1700
01:56:27.600 --> 01:56:30.399
that. You know. If she
was sick, she coughs shut herself.

1701
01:56:30.680 --> 01:56:32.479
I mean she told me, and
I was like, girl, you are

1702
01:56:32.800 --> 01:56:35.880
fucking hilarious. You're six years old. Man, you probably have weird diet

1703
01:56:35.920 --> 01:56:38.680
and probably have way too much sugar. But no, no, no,

1704
01:56:38.760 --> 01:56:40.359
no, I'm talking about that.
She was like an older girl. She

1705
01:56:40.479 --> 01:56:42.560
was like she went to school.
Wait, I think she's six years old

1706
01:56:42.600 --> 01:56:45.920
one of my friends. No,
no, she's she's just Oh I missed

1707
01:56:45.119 --> 01:56:47.960
her she was very sick. She
was really sick. Oh so she was

1708
01:56:47.960 --> 01:56:50.680
an adult. Yeah, but that's
I think that's get the past when you're

1709
01:56:50.760 --> 01:56:55.039
actually fucking well. See, that's
the only My only time is shitting myself

1710
01:56:55.079 --> 01:56:59.640
as an adult. I was extreme
food poisoning. So I literally shat myself

1711
01:56:59.680 --> 01:57:01.840
off and I woke up to it. I woke up to like one of

1712
01:57:01.880 --> 01:57:06.199
my friends. Oh, one of
my friends farted shot himself. Use this

1713
01:57:06.319 --> 01:57:12.279
socks if this ass pleaned himself and
then just threw his underwear away home and

1714
01:57:12.359 --> 01:57:14.760
he was just like he came home, he was like, bro, See,

1715
01:57:14.800 --> 01:57:16.640
people are too you need a day
off. People are too comfortable with

1716
01:57:16.760 --> 01:57:20.399
that. Like, I feel like
their your your ear bowels if you have

1717
01:57:20.439 --> 01:57:23.800
a connection with their bowels. You're
You're like, you can't. You're like,

1718
01:57:23.840 --> 01:57:25.399
oh, I'm a sneak. One
out, I'm a sneaker. Like,

1719
01:57:25.479 --> 01:57:27.600
no, like you you should be
able to you can tell there's a

1720
01:57:27.720 --> 01:57:30.119
risk. I'm like, there's a
risk factor. Even I won't even do

1721
01:57:30.359 --> 01:57:35.079
eighty twenty. I won't even do
that. I definitely, I definitely no,

1722
01:57:35.159 --> 01:57:38.399
I'm playing risk it for the biscuit. If I'm trying to fart to

1723
01:57:38.439 --> 01:57:41.760
annoying my girl Lily, if I'm
doing like one of the like i want

1724
01:57:41.800 --> 01:57:45.079
your day to be bad far like
I'm gonna fart to make you upset that

1725
01:57:45.760 --> 01:57:49.760
that, But what you can tell
you can feel like this is a risky

1726
01:57:49.840 --> 01:57:54.520
one. I don't gonna don't have
that. And this is more of a

1727
01:57:54.760 --> 01:57:57.760
this is a me thing. It's
kind of doing two others thing, because

1728
01:57:57.840 --> 01:57:59.880
I like one of my friends I
grew up with, he was one of

1729
01:58:00.039 --> 01:58:02.840
those monsters, like you'd clear out
a room and like we literally leave early,

1730
01:58:03.159 --> 01:58:05.199
Like we'd be hanging out his house
and we'd leave early because it would

1731
01:58:05.199 --> 01:58:08.600
be so bad because my motherfucker was
very big dude, eating a lot of

1732
01:58:08.640 --> 01:58:12.640
eggs and ship and so because of
experiences like that, I'm like i empathize

1733
01:58:12.720 --> 01:58:15.920
with, like I try not to
do that, like I'm not. It's

1734
01:58:15.000 --> 01:58:19.600
it's nice being in like a bigger
apartment now than I'm at because like since

1735
01:58:19.760 --> 01:58:25.760
we occupied like a smaller room,
it's like it's unavoidable if if you're trying

1736
01:58:25.800 --> 01:58:29.479
to fucking bust ass, I'm like, oh, like it's on, you're

1737
01:58:29.520 --> 01:58:32.840
gonna you're gonna fucking crop dust the
entire place. Upset. But I do.

1738
01:58:33.000 --> 01:58:40.600
I do it. Yeah, you
do specifically. Please stop and I'm

1739
01:58:40.680 --> 01:58:44.720
like, please stop. She's she's
pleading, and you're laughing. It's like

1740
01:58:44.920 --> 01:58:47.000
please stop, and I'm like,
I'm there holding my stomach because I'm hurting

1741
01:58:47.039 --> 01:58:55.399
myself. These are premature farts at
best. You're like prunes fucking broccoli.

1742
01:58:55.720 --> 01:59:01.600
I can't compress my testines. I'm
evolved. Let's get let's just get three

1743
01:59:01.640 --> 01:59:05.880
more and then let's get three more
and you get the fuck out of here.

1744
01:59:06.199 --> 01:59:10.119
Fortnite balls in your Fortnite balls,
all in your face. Run,

1745
01:59:10.199 --> 01:59:11.920
He says, Hello, ed,
Ed and Eddie. Quick question with some

1746
01:59:12.000 --> 01:59:15.039
backstory. I work with someone whose
girlfriend is a film set designer. He

1747
01:59:15.119 --> 01:59:17.560
told me one day that she's starting
work on a new film. Did you

1748
01:59:17.640 --> 01:59:20.439
know that they're making a new Naked
Gun with Liam Neeson as the lead?

1749
01:59:20.680 --> 01:59:25.279
Are you just as confused as me? I did know this, and I'm

1750
01:59:25.359 --> 01:59:30.159
not surprised at all. Like Liam
Neeson funny in this in the exact way

1751
01:59:30.239 --> 01:59:33.600
that you would in the exact way
that Liam Neeson is like every time that,

1752
01:59:33.960 --> 01:59:39.399
or in the exact way that uh, what's his Leslie Nielsen? Yeah,

1753
01:59:39.600 --> 01:59:41.720
their names are like weirdly kind of
it is kind of I think that's

1754
01:59:41.760 --> 01:59:45.319
why they chose them. Leslie Nilson
was the guy in The Naked Naked Gun

1755
01:59:45.359 --> 01:59:49.359
Guy. He's also a Scary Movie
three as the President. Oh yes,

1756
01:59:49.640 --> 01:59:53.760
yeah, yes, yeah. So
there's there's like a dead pan there's a

1757
01:59:53.880 --> 01:59:58.079
dead pan thing going on with Liam
Neeson where like just asking him to do

1758
01:59:58.319 --> 02:00:01.399
a funny thing and but play it
eight is hilarious. There's a couple of

1759
02:00:01.439 --> 02:00:04.760
instances where I think there's I didn't
watch any of the Ted movies or any

1760
02:00:04.760 --> 02:00:08.039
of the or the Ted Show,
so I don't know which one this is

1761
02:00:08.079 --> 02:00:12.600
from. But there's a scene where
he's just buying tricks at like at a

1762
02:00:12.680 --> 02:00:16.159
supermarket that like Ted is working at, and like he's just asking us,

1763
02:00:16.199 --> 02:00:20.239
like, is this is it okay? If I buy these? Is it

1764
02:00:20.319 --> 02:00:27.720
okay? Because I hear in the
advertisements that it's only for kids, stupid

1765
02:00:27.760 --> 02:00:30.199
and it's dumb as fun, but
like he plays it so seriously that it

1766
02:00:30.319 --> 02:00:34.359
becomes hilarious. And there's another thing
that they did with Ricky Gervais and the

1767
02:00:34.600 --> 02:00:40.800
little the little person I forget his
name, Warwick Davis, where he's trying

1768
02:00:40.840 --> 02:00:45.399
to do improv comedy with them,
and it is some of the funniest shit

1769
02:00:45.560 --> 02:00:47.760
I've ever seen. It is so
fucking funny. That was That's that's the

1770
02:00:47.840 --> 02:00:50.720
kind of stuff that convinced me.
Was like that actually makes sense because I

1771
02:00:50.760 --> 02:00:55.439
don't really know how many people are
funny in that way where asking them to

1772
02:00:55.600 --> 02:01:00.800
do things seriously makes it funnier.
I feel like there's not many people like

1773
02:01:00.880 --> 02:01:03.680
that, and Liaison is probably what
you think, like the dynamic is gonna

1774
02:01:03.720 --> 02:01:09.560
be. Maybe he's not really because
like Lisleye was, Leslie was, well,

1775
02:01:09.640 --> 02:01:12.640
they were both completely stupid, right, they got sillier as as they

1776
02:01:12.680 --> 02:01:15.319
went on, But like the first
Naked Guns, like kinda like he's playing

1777
02:01:15.359 --> 02:01:19.640
it like a real actor. And
that's what's funny about him specific because he,

1778
02:01:19.920 --> 02:01:24.359
Leslie Nielsen came from like soap operas, so he would like he would

1779
02:01:24.439 --> 02:01:30.359
act very seriously, but like he
was giving like these gravity, this gravitas

1780
02:01:30.439 --> 02:01:32.680
to like these dumb fucking jokes and
these stupid lines. I thought you guys

1781
02:01:32.720 --> 02:01:35.600
were talking about what you call it? The other one, yeah, because

1782
02:01:35.600 --> 02:01:41.800
you're uncultured, was the fucking race
one, uh uh, not Naked Gun.

1783
02:01:41.880 --> 02:01:45.800
The other parody movie, the one
with the guy from Willy Wonka Blazing

1784
02:01:45.880 --> 02:01:48.920
Saddles I was talking about, and
I was like, they're making another Blazing

1785
02:01:49.000 --> 02:01:53.239
Saddles. I was like, Naked
Gun confused with Blazing Saddles. They remind

1786
02:01:53.279 --> 02:01:55.159
me of each other for some reason. I don't know why. That is

1787
02:01:55.199 --> 02:01:58.199
actually crazy. There's there's no connection
between them, right, not even whatever,

1788
02:01:58.359 --> 02:02:00.720
not even slightly. They're the only
beau. They're not even from the

1789
02:02:00.760 --> 02:02:05.399
same period of time. The only
connection is, uh, the there's I

1790
02:02:05.479 --> 02:02:13.479
guess a prominent white actor, and
there's there's a black and white actor.

1791
02:02:15.640 --> 02:02:18.359
Are both black people and white people
in both those movies and their movies?

1792
02:02:18.920 --> 02:02:23.520
Yeah, the only similarity, The
only similarity is that most of the key

1793
02:02:23.560 --> 02:02:30.319
people in those movies are now dead. Yeah, that's really it. I

1794
02:02:30.399 --> 02:02:31.560
guess, Yeah, they got them. Yeah. At first, at first

1795
02:02:31.600 --> 02:02:33.439
when I heard this, I thought
like, that's a little weird, But

1796
02:02:33.479 --> 02:02:38.479
then I remembered like those those the
few times that I've seen les and be

1797
02:02:38.520 --> 02:02:41.640
funny, it is in the way
that like it isn't that way, so

1798
02:02:41.680 --> 02:02:44.159
it's like, okay, cool.
I just feel like it'd be weird,

1799
02:02:44.199 --> 02:02:47.720
though it'd be weird adjusting to that. Nobody asked for this again, No

1800
02:02:48.119 --> 02:02:50.680
it's one of those things where I
did. There's some things that they keep

1801
02:02:50.760 --> 02:02:55.000
remaking that I just don't understand.
Are we out of the remake face?

1802
02:02:55.319 --> 02:02:59.640
The remake face kind of old?
No, we're not even close. It's

1803
02:02:59.680 --> 02:03:03.600
still sequels and remakes still bringing the
most money. So it's still a thing

1804
02:03:03.680 --> 02:03:06.960
where you know, people ask for
originality, but people don't go see that

1805
02:03:08.079 --> 02:03:13.399
ship like furiosa. Everybody is like, like it was a really good movie.

1806
02:03:13.439 --> 02:03:15.680
Nobody fucking saw it though, Yeah, nobody knew because because it didn't

1807
02:03:15.720 --> 02:03:20.159
have Mad Max, because the thing
was like, it's you need mad Max

1808
02:03:20.279 --> 02:03:25.239
in the title, and it would
it would help a lot. But also

1809
02:03:25.479 --> 02:03:27.960
did you see it? No,
I haven't. I haven't been. It's

1810
02:03:28.079 --> 02:03:30.439
it came out around the time I
was moving and ship, so I want

1811
02:03:30.439 --> 02:03:31.760
to see it because I love the
mad I mean, oh, I love

1812
02:03:31.840 --> 02:03:36.000
fury Road, I love joy being
in everything. She's not a lot of

1813
02:03:36.000 --> 02:03:41.520
ship lately, Yeah, dude,
I need to like kind of a lot.

1814
02:03:41.600 --> 02:03:44.520
There's a lot of stuff I've seen
a lot of definitely almost all of

1815
02:03:44.600 --> 02:03:47.239
them. Yeah, she's definitely like
one of the main players because we're I

1816
02:03:47.359 --> 02:03:54.319
was just talking about this yesterday about
I was at the laundromat and some fucking

1817
02:03:54.560 --> 02:03:57.479
random chick had a dog, and
then we were talking about movies and she's

1818
02:03:57.520 --> 02:04:00.359
like a writer some bullshit or something, and we're talking like, Oh,

1819
02:04:00.399 --> 02:04:03.479
who's gonna be the who's the next
up the A list actors? And we're

1820
02:04:03.520 --> 02:04:08.920
thinking about that, because like,
who's gonna be like the new the fucking

1821
02:04:09.279 --> 02:04:14.560
the the Liam Neeson's, the fucking
Brad Pitts, the like this generate Christian

1822
02:04:14.600 --> 02:04:19.479
Bale got, we got the we
got, we got, Florence pugh SdeA.

1823
02:04:21.039 --> 02:04:25.239
It would be Tom Holland if he
liked acting, but clearly he doesn't

1824
02:04:25.239 --> 02:04:28.319
really like it that much. He's
like, I'd rather just chill and play

1825
02:04:28.399 --> 02:04:31.039
golf and soccer with my family,
and like he's not taking respect him a

1826
02:04:31.039 --> 02:04:35.840
great deal, Like it was a
wildly good interview, like the most humanizing

1827
02:04:35.920 --> 02:04:39.760
interview I've seen from a famous person. And oh, yeah, yeah,

1828
02:04:39.920 --> 02:04:42.319
that was a while ago. That
that yeah, but like I just I

1829
02:04:42.359 --> 02:04:45.000
appreciate It's like, yeah, I
did a bunch of great movies and I'm

1830
02:04:45.039 --> 02:04:50.640
just gonna relax, I'm gonna just
chill. I empathized so much. I

1831
02:04:50.680 --> 02:04:54.359
would absolutely do the same thing if
I did three Spider Man movies, and

1832
02:04:54.399 --> 02:04:56.760
I was just set. I'd be
like, yeah, man't too much money,

1833
02:04:57.119 --> 02:04:59.279
We're good. Yeah, Why would
I for someone as young as him

1834
02:04:59.359 --> 02:05:01.880
too? Yeah, Like he has
the freedom of being really rich at a

1835
02:05:01.960 --> 02:05:05.039
young age and not having to worry
about his future. Right, He's exactly.

1836
02:05:05.279 --> 02:05:09.800
It just gets to chill. He's
exactly what all three of us would

1837
02:05:09.800 --> 02:05:12.720
do, for sure, because we've
I actually mentioned this yesterday too. I

1838
02:05:12.800 --> 02:05:15.640
said, I just want a pile
of money, and then I will play

1839
02:05:15.760 --> 02:05:18.239
video games to my eyes bleed.
That's all I want it Like, I

1840
02:05:18.319 --> 02:05:23.239
actually don't like I want to fucking
around with music. But again, you

1841
02:05:23.359 --> 02:05:28.319
have so many games that are like
fifty hours plus. I need more time.

1842
02:05:28.680 --> 02:05:30.439
I would love travel. I was
traveling ship man, I would go.

1843
02:05:31.279 --> 02:05:34.079
I would drive around the country.
I travel with the steam deck.

1844
02:05:34.479 --> 02:05:38.159
Was travel with the steam deck.
That's that's actually. I would take my

1845
02:05:38.199 --> 02:05:40.319
I would take my friend's places.
I'd like, you guys just want to

1846
02:05:40.359 --> 02:05:42.800
go on a trip somewhere, Like, what do you mean? Like,

1847
02:05:42.840 --> 02:05:45.760
let's just go to fucking That's why
all the thousands of homeless listeners. Man,

1848
02:05:45.840 --> 02:05:47.960
you need to give us a couple
of bucks. Man, You got

1849
02:05:48.079 --> 02:05:50.319
to give a couple of bucks a
week, can go being pussy and give

1850
02:05:50.359 --> 02:05:55.000
us him so we can go travel
and play video games. Give me your

1851
02:05:55.079 --> 02:05:58.119
welfare, nigga, give me your
welfare, buddy. I'm over it.

1852
02:05:58.359 --> 02:06:02.800
I actually do just want to make
uh make video, like crazy video stuff,

1853
02:06:03.239 --> 02:06:05.039
like really crazy. Like I want
to be able to like rent out

1854
02:06:05.079 --> 02:06:09.399
like a fucking insane place and film
some stupid ship. I want to be

1855
02:06:09.439 --> 02:06:13.439
able to rent like the fucking Smithsonian
and film dumb ship in there. Yeah,

1856
02:06:13.479 --> 02:06:18.199
I feel I mean like amazing beasts
money I want like like I like

1857
02:06:18.319 --> 02:06:23.279
what he's doing like with like like
grandiose ship, but it's also not for

1858
02:06:23.479 --> 02:06:27.199
me. So I wou give that
money to you. I'd be on board

1859
02:06:27.239 --> 02:06:30.720
because that would be like interesting.
I would, Yeah, I wouldn't be

1860
02:06:30.800 --> 02:06:33.720
Like I put a dog in a
blender for forty days and it's like and

1861
02:06:33.840 --> 02:06:38.920
I didn't turn it on once.
Then the dog eventually turned to liquid and

1862
02:06:39.039 --> 02:06:45.880
it's like what just being in the
middle, dog slowly just melting crazy.

1863
02:06:45.880 --> 02:06:48.319
What kind of Eldridge blender is that? Some blender? It's like something you'd

1864
02:06:48.359 --> 02:06:54.399
get at like one of those one
of those in between like reality distorting markets

1865
02:06:54.439 --> 02:06:57.600
to go exactly. It's it's like
there's the like when the Devil has like

1866
02:06:57.640 --> 02:07:00.880
a shop or something and it's got
like it's like the on TV store.

1867
02:07:01.439 --> 02:07:03.520
Yeah, I think that's what like
those are. It's like that, but

1868
02:07:03.640 --> 02:07:09.279
like ch cursed. Yeah, it's
like here's here is the blender. Here's

1869
02:07:09.319 --> 02:07:12.920
a non It's like here's a non
stick spatula. But the twist is that

1870
02:07:13.000 --> 02:07:15.640
it's when you pick it up,
it's sixty your hand forever. You can

1871
02:07:15.720 --> 02:07:17.840
never you never put it down.
Yeah, but it's but it is.

1872
02:07:18.039 --> 02:07:24.239
It is non stick, fucking dumbonic
cunt. You fuck my life. All

1873
02:07:24.319 --> 02:07:29.319
the stick has to go somewhere.
Like he runs off and he runs right

1874
02:07:29.399 --> 02:07:33.199
in the traffic. He's legitimately mister
Bees's new business venture. Yes, cursed

1875
02:07:33.239 --> 02:07:38.000
items, that'd be a I would
watch that, to be fair, I

1876
02:07:38.000 --> 02:07:44.000
would watch the show all about mister
Bees somehow because he has enough money to

1877
02:07:44.159 --> 02:07:47.039
I think make It's it's almost like
how Iron Man makes up for the lack

1878
02:07:47.079 --> 02:07:51.640
of magic with insane science that essentially
is magic. Like I feel like mister

1879
02:07:53.880 --> 02:07:59.560
mister Beast could find a way I
think two even though there are no curses,

1880
02:08:00.199 --> 02:08:05.640
he could somehow buy curses into existence, pays the money to have scientists

1881
02:08:05.880 --> 02:08:09.399
end up doing what. Here's a
radiated air and you're like, what the

1882
02:08:09.760 --> 02:08:15.800
fuck it would be? Like,
Okay, here's a I don't know,

1883
02:08:16.199 --> 02:08:20.920
uh, just something, Okay,
here's a way here, here's like a

1884
02:08:20.000 --> 02:08:22.439
pill that's gonna make you really attractive
or whatever. Right, and like it's

1885
02:08:22.439 --> 02:08:24.760
like there's some science. It's like
it's gonna make you really attractive, but

1886
02:08:26.560 --> 02:08:28.960
uh, nobody is going to love
you, and so you and so what

1887
02:08:30.279 --> 02:08:33.479
what you do is like you just
he just pays everyone around him to not

1888
02:08:33.680 --> 02:08:41.199
love. He gives somebody a pill
that makes them really really really intelligent,

1889
02:08:41.520 --> 02:08:48.359
but also gives them crippling autism rip, like to the point that like if

1890
02:08:48.439 --> 02:08:50.960
you move a pen in their vacinity, they out like they could solve they

1891
02:08:52.000 --> 02:08:54.279
could solve the mysteries of the universe, but they they're not there. They

1892
02:08:54.359 --> 02:09:05.520
can't possibly convey it to you because
there's social skills like surgeon j what do

1893
02:09:05.600 --> 02:09:11.560
you try to say you're not a
surgeon, say I could save this person's

1894
02:09:11.600 --> 02:09:13.319
life. You can't save any of
You can't even talk a full sentence.

1895
02:09:15.439 --> 02:09:22.159
Will Timmy suck in the world why
they just have a last year agreement.

1896
02:09:22.199 --> 02:09:28.279
But it's just a profoundly autistic kid
that is amazing, last cowardly the same

1897
02:09:28.319 --> 02:09:33.960
show. Yeah, kind of accept
no demons, right, white people,

1898
02:09:35.840 --> 02:09:41.880
the white Devil's there, Let's see, let's see. Okay, stupid fucking

1899
02:09:41.000 --> 02:09:45.720
bitch. All right, it's fucking
kangaroo time. Rode and says, Hey,

1900
02:09:45.760 --> 02:09:50.560
they're Ford three hundred, Buick Odd
Fire six and Iron Duke for banger.

1901
02:09:52.359 --> 02:09:54.800
I had another I had another question. Okay, so I'm gonna use

1902
02:09:54.840 --> 02:09:58.439
one of these because this is a
double dip. Save one of these for

1903
02:09:58.520 --> 02:10:03.079
next double dick. I like that
double dick. And then they wrap around

1904
02:10:03.119 --> 02:10:07.319
each other like the fucking things and
Resident Evil. It's like that ride around

1905
02:10:07.359 --> 02:10:11.319
each other to what he says.
He says the start Tak is honestly the

1906
02:10:11.439 --> 02:10:15.960
only podcast I listened to and the
only contribution of mine on Patreon. Wow,

1907
02:10:16.039 --> 02:10:20.880
thanking much appreciated. Are you all
that much? Are you all much

1908
02:10:20.880 --> 02:10:24.239
of podcast people yourself? Or is
this or is your free listening dominated more

1909
02:10:24.279 --> 02:10:28.079
by music? I think I'm I
think I'm the only podcast guy here.

1910
02:10:30.000 --> 02:10:33.359
I like Lord videos man, so
I'm not really my long form information is

1911
02:10:33.520 --> 02:10:37.640
Lord videos or like really deep dives
into like I don't know, like like

1912
02:10:37.840 --> 02:10:41.159
random like scientific bullshit. That doesn't
make that Like I can't even completely grasp

1913
02:10:41.399 --> 02:10:46.079
Like I watched a video for like
two hours about like proper nuclear physics,

1914
02:10:46.479 --> 02:10:50.800
and I understand the premise of nuclear
physics, the idea of like obviously trying

1915
02:10:50.880 --> 02:10:56.800
to create energy from collector dumb you
see, Like that's why I don't even

1916
02:10:56.840 --> 02:11:01.439
That's why, that's why I don't
learn. Because while I'm listening this is

1917
02:11:01.920 --> 02:11:05.720
stupid. I'm gonna go like like
that was like I get the mad out

1918
02:11:05.720 --> 02:11:09.800
of it. But I'm like,
bro, that ship is boring, but

1919
02:11:09.000 --> 02:11:13.600
like you have to you have.
It's boring until that little flip switches in

1920
02:11:13.640 --> 02:11:18.720
your brain like walla this so I'm
gonna watch a bell danger get realed by

1921
02:11:18.720 --> 02:11:24.479
a horse. Then damn, damn. That's a bookmark. He presses two

1922
02:11:24.640 --> 02:11:33.079
things and he's bad sign up like
subscribe, bookmark, the email link.

1923
02:11:33.199 --> 02:11:39.039
The idea of someone only clicking two
times. They open their computer two clicks

1924
02:11:39.159 --> 02:11:46.520
and watch in the middle of a
bookmark in a timestamp, it's a time,

1925
02:11:46.840 --> 02:11:50.239
and you're like, what the he
watched it for five seconds? Comes

1926
02:11:50.359 --> 02:11:54.920
shuts it off. He's like very
efficient and he's like, I gotta I

1927
02:11:54.000 --> 02:11:58.439
gotta can't fisk. He's actually memorized
all of the video up until that timestamp,

1928
02:11:58.439 --> 02:12:03.159
and then he'slaying it in his head
as he is and he's and then

1929
02:12:03.840 --> 02:12:05.479
and then when it gets to the
point where you can't remember, you go,

1930
02:12:09.479 --> 02:12:16.880
that is that is that's severe autism? What is that? What is

1931
02:12:16.000 --> 02:12:20.920
that's the next level? That is? That is crazy? Baby? You

1932
02:12:22.000 --> 02:12:24.039
know there's there's people, there's gooners
that are that have shot on locked like

1933
02:12:24.079 --> 02:12:28.439
that. Sure, if I was
if I had the if I had the

1934
02:12:28.560 --> 02:12:31.720
kind of computer I have now,
I think young it's crazy, man,

1935
02:12:33.039 --> 02:12:35.960
Oh, I would have been so
fucked up, for sure. I would.

1936
02:12:35.960 --> 02:12:37.359
I would have not. I would
have not stopped the bandwidth and the

1937
02:12:37.479 --> 02:12:41.199
speed is that's the band with the
speed, the comedience, the fact that

1938
02:12:41.359 --> 02:12:46.319
like everyone's naked now like it's it's
insane. Fifteen eighteen, I had my

1939
02:12:46.439 --> 02:12:50.800
own room entirely, and that's the
hot spot years too, bro, it

1940
02:12:50.800 --> 02:12:52.199
would have been over. I would
have in my room, my grandmother would

1941
02:12:52.479 --> 02:12:58.479
my grandmother would have had to break
into my room come acrost it around me.

1942
02:12:58.520 --> 02:13:01.159
I would I would I would have. I would have. I would

1943
02:13:01.199 --> 02:13:05.560
have looked like those those chargers from
Left for Dead with one skinny arm.

1944
02:13:05.960 --> 02:13:11.239
It was so strong on one side. Specifically, we're lucky that we've missed

1945
02:13:11.279 --> 02:13:13.960
that because yeah, yeah, the
sheer goonery, bro. You would have

1946
02:13:16.359 --> 02:13:20.560
would amount of windows that have open
of simultaneous porn. I would have the

1947
02:13:20.600 --> 02:13:24.199
two monitors that have them both blur. I'd have one headphone in each ear.

1948
02:13:24.319 --> 02:13:35.279
Dude, you're like, way from
impossible that you're looking at the left

1949
02:13:35.359 --> 02:13:41.079
bottom with your right eye. That
is crazy, Dude, that is hardcore

1950
02:13:41.159 --> 02:13:45.479
gooting and like gonna cut myself into
a state of cross eyed. I think

1951
02:13:45.520 --> 02:13:48.479
I would have. I think I
definitely I would be one different person.

1952
02:13:48.600 --> 02:13:52.439
I think I would. Yeah,
I think I would be hopelessly addicted to

1953
02:13:52.640 --> 02:13:54.279
like the way that you see some
of those in cells. It'd be way

1954
02:13:54.319 --> 02:13:58.880
worse. Yeah that that age of
your life. You should not be allowed

1955
02:13:58.920 --> 02:14:03.119
to have a computer. Oh No, it's dangerous. That's that's the thing

1956
02:14:03.159 --> 02:14:03.840
I'm worried about. If I have
a kid, I'm like, how do

1957
02:14:03.920 --> 02:14:07.439
you fucking manage that ship? Beat
him up? I guess you got to

1958
02:14:07.600 --> 02:14:09.800
punch him in the head. I
got you gotta talk to him about it.

1959
02:14:09.920 --> 02:14:13.479
If you catch your son listen,
anybody listening, If you catch your

1960
02:14:13.479 --> 02:14:22.840
son watching porn, punch him in
the throat and temple. Yeah, I

1961
02:14:22.920 --> 02:14:26.960
feel like you have to. You
gotta talk to them. You say,

1962
02:14:26.960 --> 02:14:28.479
it's like the like the dark side, or get him in the star Wars

1963
02:14:28.520 --> 02:14:31.840
and some ship and be like,
dude, that's the fucking dark side right

1964
02:14:31.880 --> 02:14:37.239
there, and hopefully they're not like
dark side rules Arth. I like how

1965
02:14:37.279 --> 02:14:43.760
he's got red skin, but it's
not offensive. Darth mall porn. I

1966
02:14:43.840 --> 02:14:50.119
want Darth ball with two big hits, one real small though in comparison to

1967
02:14:50.159 --> 02:14:52.840
the other. You got everything us
he got, he got has everything out

1968
02:14:52.880 --> 02:14:58.079
of him. That's just a picture
anyone. He's got two dicks, Kid's

1969
02:14:58.119 --> 02:15:07.359
asynchronous nipple that only on one monitor. He has two keyboards, he's got

1970
02:15:07.399 --> 02:15:11.239
a neural link and he's streaming it
directly into his fucking brain. And he

1971
02:15:11.359 --> 02:15:15.000
still has the sound on full blast. He doesn't need to have the sound

1972
02:15:15.079 --> 02:15:18.039
on. He wants everybody to hear
what he's watching. Yeah, that's the

1973
02:15:18.079 --> 02:15:20.640
thing about that stuff too. Man. It's like if you could like just

1974
02:15:20.800 --> 02:15:24.279
make virtually like if you could virtually
like if you could play video games but

1975
02:15:24.319 --> 02:15:28.560
it's your dreams, Like would you
would you? I would wake up.

1976
02:15:28.600 --> 02:15:31.520
I would have such a difficult time
stopping. Yeah, because like that's it's

1977
02:15:31.560 --> 02:15:35.079
like the best video game ever and
I can have and I can have sex

1978
02:15:35.119 --> 02:15:37.319
in this video game and it's real. I'm trying. I don't. I

1979
02:15:37.359 --> 02:15:41.520
would. I would fight it for
a while, but I'm Sorrus. Put

1980
02:15:41.560 --> 02:15:43.439
me in the matrix. Put me
in the matrix. I would jump in

1981
02:15:43.520 --> 02:15:46.800
so quick. I would. I
would hold for a while because I don't

1982
02:15:46.800 --> 02:15:48.560
want to experience life because I know, like, hey, when life starts

1983
02:15:48.560 --> 02:15:50.960
getting annoying, when this bitch starts
making me angry, I can go in

1984
02:15:50.960 --> 02:15:54.760
there and have a great time going
to VR. So this is what I

1985
02:15:54.800 --> 02:15:58.600
picture. We play cop with the
monkeys that have the the the chips in

1986
02:15:58.640 --> 02:16:05.239
their head already, like the ones
that Elon's been. There's a there's a

1987
02:16:05.359 --> 02:16:09.600
video of him. There's a like
a really grainy cell phone video of him.

1988
02:16:09.640 --> 02:16:11.720
I think it's like with like a
motorole eraser or something. I don't

1989
02:16:11.720 --> 02:16:16.119
why they still have it, but
they were recording him and he's literally shoving

1990
02:16:16.199 --> 02:16:20.359
a computer into the skull of a
monkey. Yeah, it gets in there,

1991
02:16:22.520 --> 02:16:24.439
like the first generation of the it's
the first generation. It's like,

1992
02:16:24.800 --> 02:16:30.479
yeah, it's just a PC that
he's trying to shove into a monkey's ears.

1993
02:16:31.040 --> 02:16:35.879
He's like working, like he gets
it in, but the monkey's head

1994
02:16:35.879 --> 02:16:39.159
blows up. Moments later. He's
struggling, but he's like why why isn't

1995
02:16:39.200 --> 02:16:43.600
working? Don't And he's so much
stronger than he should be. The monke

1996
02:16:43.639 --> 02:16:46.600
he's like fighting back. It's a
chimpanzee and it's fighting back, but it

1997
02:16:46.639 --> 02:16:48.000
can't get away. It has no
chance. It's funny you say that because

1998
02:16:48.040 --> 02:16:52.079
there actually is some footage that the
on Earth because like you know, they

1999
02:16:52.120 --> 02:16:56.760
started putting the chips in them and
like that. So the the videos are

2000
02:16:56.159 --> 02:17:00.879
disposing the monkeys. But it's actually
weird because you know, usually you like,

2001
02:17:01.600 --> 02:17:03.760
yeah, so normally you would like
euthanize monkeys easily. But so what

2002
02:17:03.840 --> 02:17:07.799
they did was Elon must is Elon
Musk. So he had a giant mallet

2003
02:17:09.959 --> 02:17:13.440
and he would do like I don't
know if you if you play I don't

2004
02:17:13.440 --> 02:17:16.680
know if you play soul Caliber in
the astral or Astralith or whatever. That

2005
02:17:16.760 --> 02:17:20.559
that big guy with the axe he
spins around and essentially it's relatively the same.

2006
02:17:22.040 --> 02:17:26.479
So like twirling, twirling with a
mallet in a room full of room

2007
02:17:28.600 --> 02:17:37.040
full of full of uh you almost
got me, you stupid, you stupid.

2008
02:17:37.159 --> 02:17:43.399
He just twirling and smacking their heads
off. The elon must spinning and

2009
02:17:43.520 --> 02:17:48.000
slapping a monkey in the back of
the head and its brain eyes and dunk

2010
02:17:48.159 --> 02:17:50.879
comes out of its face, and
the him covered in blood and calmly as

2011
02:17:50.920 --> 02:17:54.040
possible, bring me more monkeys,
and then like he just you know,

2012
02:17:54.159 --> 02:17:56.440
then they start, they start over, They get the new batch of chips.

2013
02:17:58.799 --> 02:18:01.840
Time time for the next batch.
They love the idea of them mistaken

2014
02:18:01.879 --> 02:18:05.440
They bringing a few children, are
they bringing it? Yeah, anyone can't

2015
02:18:05.440 --> 02:18:09.079
tell the difference. Yeah, he's
just the kids, like, please don't

2016
02:18:09.159 --> 02:18:11.239
hurt me. And he's like this
one, this one is smart. Well,

2017
02:18:11.360 --> 02:18:15.959
I guess this one's working. Then
the works. I'll call you Caesar.

2018
02:18:18.360 --> 02:18:20.399
And then like the kid stops talking
talking because you know, it's just

2019
02:18:20.559 --> 02:18:24.079
petrified and ship and he's like,
oh, I guess it's not working effective

2020
02:18:26.600 --> 02:18:31.360
it's plant of the apes. But
it's just a kid. It's just a

2021
02:18:31.479 --> 02:18:35.159
regular kid, and no one,
no one is aware. Everybody things like

2022
02:18:35.200 --> 02:18:41.239
whoa monkeys are getting smart. It's
like I'm w huh, I'm human like,

2023
02:18:41.479 --> 02:18:43.079
so they have like a you know
how un much does these press conferences

2024
02:18:43.079 --> 02:18:48.799
and ship and he's like, here's
the first high pinteension like everybody else.

2025
02:18:48.239 --> 02:18:52.840
Kid has everybody else. He's like, whoa faintly in the background, you

2026
02:18:54.040 --> 02:18:58.799
it's time. That's so he has
no clothes on there pulling him by the

2027
02:19:00.239 --> 02:19:03.840
She's like security to deal with this, deal with this woman? You I

2028
02:19:03.079 --> 02:19:13.959
making turn her into a Tesla.
He just lifts his fingers and Tesla's her

2029
02:19:16.680 --> 02:19:20.840
machine. He's a machine that could
that turns people in the the Tesla fire

2030
02:19:22.600 --> 02:19:35.040
turnoiler truck, tyber truck. She's
a cyber Truck's a cyber tuk. Bones,

2031
02:19:35.440 --> 02:19:41.760
bones, snapping, strange, turning
into metal and tire and leather.

2032
02:19:41.000 --> 02:19:45.159
Literally literally, anybody, anybody watching
this right now, go find a cyber

2033
02:19:45.200 --> 02:19:46.760
truck. Take it. If you
can fit in an X ray machine.

2034
02:19:46.799 --> 02:19:52.840
Fitting fitted in one, you'll see
a beating heart, You'll see bones,

2035
02:19:52.120 --> 02:19:56.000
you'll see capillaries, all all the
things, like what do you see the

2036
02:19:56.280 --> 02:20:01.319
whales like that? Do you see
the fucking knees and the Yeah, like

2037
02:20:05.440 --> 02:20:09.360
I love that idea. I love
that, every single one, every tesla

2038
02:20:09.479 --> 02:20:13.200
body, every So I've been in
a lot of people because a lot of

2039
02:20:13.239 --> 02:20:16.239
people have teslas when they uber and
so like, because there's like tax breaks

2040
02:20:16.239 --> 02:20:20.959
and there's like a cheap insurance and
ship and so I've been in a lot

2041
02:20:20.000 --> 02:20:22.120
of human bodies. It's kind of
creepy. You can think about it.

2042
02:20:22.239 --> 02:20:28.079
And I've been on your body.
He HEO. Not all alive, but

2043
02:20:28.120 --> 02:20:33.760
I've been to him. I've caught
many diseases, but I'm still here.

2044
02:20:33.799 --> 02:20:39.360
I'm still kicking. I got so
many castle each other, so many diseases,

2045
02:20:39.559 --> 02:20:43.879
it just becomes do remember remember that
episode of freaking of Simpsons and everything?

2046
02:20:45.719 --> 02:20:48.760
Everything you get through the door and
they can't get through the door.

2047
02:20:48.840 --> 02:20:52.079
So he's immortal because of it.
He literally has everything. I think even

2048
02:20:52.159 --> 02:20:54.200
something like irritable pregnancy or whatever.
It's like, uh yeah, a little

2049
02:20:54.239 --> 02:21:00.920
bit some bullshit, like he literally
had every disease, every so many diseases.

2050
02:21:01.000 --> 02:21:03.399
He's immortal because they're all trying to
fight for killing him. That it's

2051
02:21:03.440 --> 02:21:05.399
great, right, you guys want
to get the fuck out of here.

2052
02:21:05.520 --> 02:21:09.719
Yeah, let's it go, let's
round out. We're gonna read our twenty

2053
02:21:09.760 --> 02:21:15.440
five dollars patrons. Thank you guys
for watching, uh listening, specifically the

2054
02:21:15.600 --> 02:21:18.840
video version got a little fuck today. But we'll we'll iron these out.

2055
02:21:18.879 --> 02:21:22.040
Uh still kind of figuring out.
I think by July we'll have all the

2056
02:21:22.120 --> 02:21:24.639
kings for sure figure it out,
and we'll see then if we don't,

2057
02:21:24.719 --> 02:21:28.559
doesn't fucking matter give us your money
anyway or so fucking that's crazy, fucking

2058
02:21:28.760 --> 02:21:33.479
it doesn't even fucking matter what we
do, you dumb whores. I'll show

2059
02:21:33.559 --> 02:21:35.760
up to your house and I'll just
wait outside forever. I'll stand still,

2060
02:21:35.799 --> 02:21:39.040
little wait right at your door.
I've seen him do this. I've seen

2061
02:21:39.040 --> 02:21:41.239
I've seen him stock people and wait
outside their houses. Yeah, it's insane.

2062
02:21:41.239 --> 02:21:43.639
I'll just be there. You'll shoot
me and I'll disappear the moment the

2063
02:21:43.680 --> 02:21:46.079
bullet gets near me, but then
I'll be right back as soon as the

2064
02:21:46.120 --> 02:21:52.399
bullets got What is that? There
is something like that in a game where

2065
02:21:52.440 --> 02:21:54.479
you like attack somebody and they disappear, but then they come right back.

2066
02:21:56.000 --> 02:21:58.799
Damn West, damn no, it's
somebody. Damn I don't know what I'm

2067
02:21:58.799 --> 02:22:03.079
gonna Damn, damn, damn it, damn it. I'm like psychomantis,

2068
02:22:03.200 --> 02:22:09.319
but you can't put your control in
another slot. I'm unbeatable. Yeahcho is

2069
02:22:09.399 --> 02:22:15.440
crazy, but I love his brother
Bike ole Man. Yeah, like I

2070
02:22:15.520 --> 02:22:20.280
like his brother neuro divergent Mantis.
Oh, it's a it's a. I

2071
02:22:20.360 --> 02:22:24.000
know, I know who it is. It's the the the devil bitch from

2072
02:22:24.040 --> 02:22:26.680
a bulldos Gate three. If you
tried to Yeah, if you try to

2073
02:22:26.760 --> 02:22:31.280
attack her, she'll funk off and
just come back. And I killed that

2074
02:22:31.360 --> 02:22:33.840
bitch when she was in the tube
and Will die and I was like,

2075
02:22:35.120 --> 02:22:39.559
no, I didn't mean to do
that. I killed Will instantly killed Will

2076
02:22:39.000 --> 02:22:43.280
such a nice guy. I killed
him a nice guy try to kill us

2077
02:22:43.280 --> 02:22:46.559
in our sleep, And I was
like, I'm gonna kill you. Well,

2078
02:22:46.719 --> 02:22:48.520
we'll try to kill when did we'll
do that? Will not? He

2079
02:22:48.600 --> 02:22:54.440
tried to kill us. He tried
to kill uh yeah, Carl, Like

2080
02:22:54.920 --> 02:23:00.280
that wouldn't make any sense because they
have that. It's like without you stuck

2081
02:23:00.319 --> 02:23:01.799
into our camp thing. He likes
Carl like that would be his partner.

2082
02:23:03.680 --> 02:23:05.840
He's stuck it. I can't remember
all this came. Really, that's why

2083
02:23:05.879 --> 02:23:07.360
you can send them both to help
with each other. You can't do that.

2084
02:23:07.440 --> 02:23:13.000
But I killed him. I killed
the sterian I killed, I didn't

2085
02:23:13.159 --> 02:23:15.079
kind of killed. I didn't kill
him, but I didn't. I didn't.

2086
02:23:15.399 --> 02:23:18.200
I didn't run until the first time. I didn't like him at all.

2087
02:23:18.760 --> 02:23:22.280
He's kind of I killed him instantly. He's supposed to be a pomp

2088
02:23:22.360 --> 02:23:24.760
is Yeah, I killed him the
second I met him. He's for the

2089
02:23:24.879 --> 02:23:28.600
ladies. The amount that women like
that character is. Yeah, it says

2090
02:23:28.600 --> 02:23:31.360
a lot. It says a lot. It reminds me of fifty Shades type

2091
02:23:31.360 --> 02:23:35.799
ship bro. Yeah, of course, of course bite me as a Twilight

2092
02:23:35.879 --> 02:23:37.360
fan, I understand. Yeah,
I understand why he's there. Yeah,

2093
02:23:37.559 --> 02:23:45.840
it would be like that's all right, I got It's like my celebrity question.

2094
02:23:46.040 --> 02:23:50.959
Jared Fogel. Uh, I'm gonna
get before we found out, before

2095
02:23:50.959 --> 02:23:54.680
we found out we found out.
I think I thought it was like that.

2096
02:23:56.239 --> 02:24:01.440
Today, like pick Dared Fogel is
still like like a very mad person

2097
02:24:01.520 --> 02:24:05.040
that it was weirdo. That's why
he was the person they chose. Look

2098
02:24:05.079 --> 02:24:09.840
at his uninspiring, fucking just nerve
that can't act to save his fucking life.

2099
02:24:11.040 --> 02:24:13.440
Wow. Yeah great he hate sandwiches, big fucking deal. He hold

2100
02:24:13.479 --> 02:24:16.920
those big pants and he looks like
he's panicking. And ship and I'm like,

2101
02:24:16.000 --> 02:24:18.920
what is scared to find out about
his kid porn? And we did,

2102
02:24:20.000 --> 02:24:22.239
but it all loops back around.
He was like, I'm putting my

2103
02:24:22.319 --> 02:24:26.879
face all over everything, and I
have kids in my basement. This is

2104
02:24:26.959 --> 02:24:30.600
not a good idea. It's so
crazy he had. He had eighty thousand

2105
02:24:30.760 --> 02:24:33.079
children in his basement? Did you
know that? What is? He?

2106
02:24:37.239 --> 02:24:41.360
And kids starts spilling out like a
wave. He had a seven hundred square

2107
02:24:41.399 --> 02:24:58.959
foot house. Fucking over that is. He's the fucking champion of just fucking

2108
02:25:01.399 --> 02:25:05.760
He's really organized. He's like really
organized. You should have seen his folders,

2109
02:25:05.799 --> 02:25:13.840
and you know when he got he's
playing tetris with stolen. All right,

2110
02:25:13.840 --> 02:25:16.799
all right, all right, let's
let's read our twenty five dollars.

2111
02:25:16.959 --> 02:25:22.440
Patrins calming down three two one,
Swen eating his curtains like a moth.

2112
02:25:24.719 --> 02:25:30.719
He walt in on my goggins till
I google hitting women, Hit hitting women,

2113
02:25:31.280 --> 02:25:33.479
Vaughan of the Dead, Spiral of
the Drag, Queen, round eyed

2114
02:25:33.559 --> 02:25:39.239
Asian. I apologize the I like
Menderman joke was stolen. How shall I

2115
02:25:39.319 --> 02:25:43.079
repent for my sins? I mean
whatever like that, I guarantee you that's

2116
02:25:43.079 --> 02:25:45.559
something that a lot of people have
thought of, not us, with other

2117
02:25:45.600 --> 02:25:48.479
people, not us, but like
you know this, I'm sure there's stuff

2118
02:25:48.479 --> 02:25:50.040
that we said on the show that
like are they are completely original to us,

2119
02:25:50.079 --> 02:25:52.559
but like have been said before.
And then there's other things that I'm

2120
02:25:52.840 --> 02:25:58.520
certain of, not like what I
don't think anybody else has talked about.

2121
02:25:58.479 --> 02:26:03.040
I really don't think there's another soul
on his plane who's talked about uh,

2122
02:26:03.840 --> 02:26:07.840
Paul Rubens coming so hard at the
back of someone's head that it knocks their

2123
02:26:07.879 --> 02:26:13.319
glasses off. I don't imagine that
that kind of or the margin of the

2124
02:26:13.399 --> 02:26:18.520
mudgin Mogen seal logic. There's no
chance that's the idea of We were talking

2125
02:26:18.520 --> 02:26:22.680
about it yesterday, right, we
were playing Destiny Year, like imagine the

2126
02:26:22.719 --> 02:26:28.840
dodging Nward and the idea of like
the idea of some random dude from like

2127
02:26:28.959 --> 02:26:33.760
Detroit is becoming magnified. And then
he's running around just calling what we were

2128
02:26:33.760 --> 02:26:39.600
talking about, and Arthur moring about. Arthur Morgan understands like, well,

2129
02:26:39.600 --> 02:26:45.239
it looks like Margins, see what
was added again, It's like the wizard

2130
02:26:45.280 --> 02:26:52.280
looks like like Arthur Morgan understands.
He's like, looks like the Wizard bob

2131
02:26:52.360 --> 02:26:58.079
and he's at it again. Come
on len here, John's like, what

2132
02:26:58.200 --> 02:27:03.440
the fuck are you talkingking about?
He's like, you don't know the wizard

2133
02:27:03.600 --> 02:27:09.959
bobbedy son of bibody of my gin
boo. There's heavy majing activity over Heah,

2134
02:27:11.719 --> 02:27:15.639
we gotta get asked, Dado Arthur, you gotta go deal with margin

2135
02:27:15.680 --> 02:27:26.360
boo again. Morgan stops my gin
boo? Is he up to this time?

2136
02:27:26.520 --> 02:27:33.760
Dutch? He has some old eighteen
hundred guns and he kills he kills

2137
02:27:33.879 --> 02:27:41.479
it. He's been absorbing everybody in
Shandone. He took Bill Williamson author.

2138
02:27:43.079 --> 02:27:48.040
He can you imagine a boging version
Bill like? He absorbs Bill and then

2139
02:27:48.079 --> 02:27:58.840
he turns into like a version of
Mill and sucks. He's normal mid Mike

2140
02:28:00.040 --> 02:28:03.920
would be a fucking planet. Must
he easily would turn into magic for sure.

2141
02:28:03.520 --> 02:28:09.840
Yeah. Yeah, he's im surprised
you sold your soul to Malogan could

2142
02:28:09.920 --> 02:28:13.959
bobbed it. He's like, I
don't know, but all I know is

2143
02:28:13.040 --> 02:28:22.799
that you're gay. You're gay gay. No, that's what happened. That's

2144
02:28:22.920 --> 02:28:24.760
what happened. If you go back
and you look at if you look at

2145
02:28:24.879 --> 02:28:28.680
Mike, his head and there's an
M on his head because he's been magenified.

2146
02:28:33.360 --> 02:28:41.799
So I didn't that take you ready, Margus? Yeah, yeah,

2147
02:28:43.639 --> 02:28:46.840
that's what That's what Fortnite is.
That's what Fortnite is. Literally, it's

2148
02:28:46.959 --> 02:28:52.239
those no oh my god, I
did that? God trying to save it

2149
02:28:52.319 --> 02:29:03.760
but actually been word no, God, damn it. Okay, okay,

2150
02:29:05.360 --> 02:29:09.799
new role for myself, new role
for myself. No more open drinks.

2151
02:29:09.959 --> 02:29:16.040
Fuck? Why do that? Fuck? That was my fault time. I

2152
02:29:16.120 --> 02:29:18.479
saw it, like skipping. I
taught Tildy and I was like no,

2153
02:29:20.319 --> 02:29:22.920
no, no, I mean and
I pushed it. The idea of that

2154
02:29:24.360 --> 02:29:28.879
all being the same loop around is
crazy. And the reason why Arthur was

2155
02:29:30.040 --> 02:29:35.079
lying there in the first place is
because he had just fought Magen Micah.

2156
02:29:35.159 --> 02:29:41.120
Micah imagine Micah accused him of being
gay, and it made him so distract

2157
02:29:41.360 --> 02:29:46.159
and he lost. He lost the
fight, he couldn't beat him, and

2158
02:29:46.239 --> 02:29:52.639
he and the Dutch just shows up
after all that he's gay. He's gay.

2159
02:29:52.360 --> 02:29:56.120
True. Author, Like, you're
not worried about the fact that you're

2160
02:29:56.280 --> 02:30:09.479
facing a magian right now? Is
that retargen Letny still dies le same way?

2161
02:30:09.879 --> 02:30:13.159
Stupid? But I really love the
idea of like ager to anybody,

2162
02:30:13.680 --> 02:30:16.559
like literally that is that isn't from
dragon Ball. It's like it's like how

2163
02:30:16.600 --> 02:30:22.000
you put space on anything. Space
war. Who would be the would be

2164
02:30:22.040 --> 02:30:24.559
the funniest magic you could think of? Genuinely? Well, I mean it's

2165
02:30:24.600 --> 02:30:31.079
pretty big in that universe is pretty
good, big doging cowboy Mogen. Biden

2166
02:30:31.120 --> 02:30:33.680
would be hilarious. Man. They'd
be like, I don't know, have

2167
02:30:39.280 --> 02:30:43.840
you seen him recently? They're like
they're at some concert or you see that

2168
02:30:43.000 --> 02:30:46.920
what happened? So there's some footage
of circulating around. It's pissed me off

2169
02:30:46.920 --> 02:30:50.840
because I try to find more of
it, but everyone's like, oh hunter

2170
02:30:50.959 --> 02:30:52.600
Biden. I was like, I
don't care. I don't care about the

2171
02:30:54.719 --> 02:30:56.920
I don't care. I just want
to see more. Biden los his fucking

2172
02:30:58.000 --> 02:31:01.239
mind and so there's a concert going
on. Everyone's clapping Kamala Harris, They're

2173
02:31:01.239 --> 02:31:05.920
all clapping, and Biden is like
he's literally in space. He is just

2174
02:31:07.120 --> 02:31:11.639
like the lights dead. He's dead. It's really sad, Like there's a

2175
02:31:11.760 --> 02:31:16.959
drone above him with like strings.
It's not doing well. I got no,

2176
02:31:16.159 --> 02:31:22.399
it's not doing a Pinocchio dad,
I got no start. Like when

2177
02:31:22.440 --> 02:31:26.280
you go like, you know,
he's like, Wow, how impressive.

2178
02:31:30.399 --> 02:31:33.319
I got no strings on me.
I ain't got no strings Arthur. And

2179
02:31:33.360 --> 02:31:41.239
then the thing just malfunctions. Use
the death ball John, John, Arthur

2180
02:31:41.479 --> 02:31:48.159
used the death ball jobs going crazy
thing to say, Arthur used the death

2181
02:31:48.239 --> 02:31:52.000
ball John. Oh my god,
we gotta keep going. If we give

2182
02:31:52.159 --> 02:31:58.040
John five of these, if we
give John enough time, he'll kill enough

2183
02:31:58.239 --> 02:32:05.879
energy for the spirit. Sweetie's white
father figure phallic Baldwin Star of thirty Cocks

2184
02:32:05.440 --> 02:32:09.440
felt like bald fat, like Baldwin
dumb. Uh hey, guys, real

2185
02:32:09.520 --> 02:32:13.479
quick. No, I'm not I'm
not keep going. I'm not gonna try

2186
02:32:13.479 --> 02:32:16.840
to go on a tangent. But
I just want to say I think extra

2187
02:32:16.920 --> 02:32:20.559
ammo, we can make a like
dragon Ball Redemption too, or something good

2188
02:32:20.639 --> 02:32:22.959
like dragon Ball Redemption. You know
what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah,

2189
02:32:24.399 --> 02:32:26.840
I like that. I like that. I did where we gotta worry

2190
02:32:26.879 --> 02:32:31.799
about the most of the madget of
it all? Right? Uh? My

2191
02:32:31.159 --> 02:32:37.239
my freedom spread wait, my freedom
spreads her democracy till she liberates. Carrying

2192
02:32:37.280 --> 02:32:43.879
Chris around town with my pocket bussy
femboy souron, Lord of mordor Aries,

2193
02:32:43.879 --> 02:32:48.760
and my life is yours. Kanye
Kanye's racist penis going to Horny jail bank

2194
02:32:50.000 --> 02:32:54.200
Death pooped in a sack. Call
it poop sack, fuck my chungus life

2195
02:32:54.799 --> 02:32:58.559
Jack the world's fastest Maori Sorry.
Brill said he's learning how to make solid

2196
02:33:00.079 --> 02:33:03.840
body electric guitars that do sound like
something Brown would do. It's possible to

2197
02:33:03.879 --> 02:33:07.879
get a hold of him, though. My boyfriend has a twenty four by

2198
02:33:07.959 --> 02:33:13.559
thirty six inch wallprint of gay furry
artwork. Well, hey, man,

2199
02:33:13.639 --> 02:33:16.399
I wonder if that's real. If
that's real, it's it could be ironic.

2200
02:33:16.639 --> 02:33:20.000
Wow, that's I mean, good
for you. I guess that's something

2201
02:33:20.159 --> 02:33:22.719
we had. Do you remember that
poster that we had in uh the hanging

2202
02:33:22.799 --> 02:33:26.319
there, hanging there the cat.
I really missed that thing. I'm sad.

2203
02:33:26.440 --> 02:33:28.280
I'm a good poster. I'm sad
that you got rid of it.

2204
02:33:30.200 --> 02:33:31.440
Is it like a fucked up one
or no, it's literally, it's just

2205
02:33:31.520 --> 02:33:35.520
it's completely it's completely on ironic.
Yeah, I mean it's a very iconic

2206
02:33:35.600 --> 02:33:37.879
thing like hanging there like yeah,
I just I love it. It was

2207
02:33:37.920 --> 02:33:43.280
the biggest poster we had in the
apartments, A little cat. Yeah,

2208
02:33:43.600 --> 02:33:46.559
oh man, I miss it.
Uh Andy the man whose handies are eight

2209
02:33:46.559 --> 02:33:50.959
tier, but not his dandy big
meat. He stinks. Call me sonic.

2210
02:33:50.399 --> 02:33:52.559
I'm sorry, I just thought of
the hanging there, but it's Uncle

2211
02:33:52.639 --> 02:33:56.840
Ben because you know he's been shot, so he's like, it's like hanging

2212
02:33:56.879 --> 02:34:00.840
there, buddy should be hanging there. But it's the elephant. There's dangling.

2213
02:34:03.440 --> 02:34:07.959
We should sell that order, We
could sell that poster. We we

2214
02:34:09.040 --> 02:34:11.760
can have somebody we elephant with a
queen. We got to figure out some

2215
02:34:11.959 --> 02:34:16.680
things first. I think the only
way would be acceptable is if the if

2216
02:34:16.719 --> 02:34:22.959
the if the elephant looks happy though
he says, Smiling's like it's definitely lifeless,

2217
02:34:22.000 --> 02:34:28.959
but it's like but it's like it's
dangling. That would be amazing.

2218
02:34:30.120 --> 02:34:35.920
That'd be an amazing shirt. Female
elephants have tusts. I don't know.

2219
02:34:37.000 --> 02:34:39.360
I yes, I'm assuming, yeah, I think they have tuts? Rightly?

2220
02:34:39.520 --> 02:34:41.079
Do they not all have tusts?
I think they all literally don't know

2221
02:34:41.200 --> 02:34:43.799
that. I feel like even little
little fellas have one sometimes, Yeah,

2222
02:34:43.840 --> 02:34:46.440
the little fellas. Yeah, yeah, little fellas, that's what they're called.

2223
02:34:48.399 --> 02:34:54.200
No, they're not. They are
they're like horns or they're like nailes,

2224
02:34:54.200 --> 02:34:56.040
aren't they? I would say more
horn this is this sounds stupid.

2225
02:34:56.079 --> 02:34:58.600
I don't want to talk about this
because I don't know. I don't feel

2226
02:34:58.600 --> 02:35:03.000
like we should know. This is
where or adults we've lived on Earth feel

2227
02:35:03.159 --> 02:35:05.440
like it's just But I think it's
just bone. I don't think it's in

2228
02:35:05.559 --> 02:35:09.239
their teeth. I think it's it's
teeth. I think it just sounds so

2229
02:35:09.319 --> 02:35:13.559
stupid that we're even speculating, just
like I feel like I think their fingers

2230
02:35:13.600 --> 02:35:18.159
actually yeah, yeah, no,
actually you figured it out your right,

2231
02:35:18.719 --> 02:35:22.520
put it on YouTube. It was
like our tut teeth on YouTube. Put

2232
02:35:22.559 --> 02:35:30.079
in our tusk fingers? What comes? What is the auto fill results for

2233
02:35:30.239 --> 02:35:31.840
our tusks? Oh? Yeah?
What is that? Are they are teeth?

2234
02:35:33.479 --> 02:35:37.280
Are they teeth? Yeah? Massive
teeth that protrude. Well beyond the

2235
02:35:37.360 --> 02:35:41.479
mouth. Who's who's saying that?
The AI saying cool? Are they teeth?

2236
02:35:41.520 --> 02:35:43.760
Really? It seems not right,
but they come up their mouth.

2237
02:35:43.799 --> 02:35:46.959
I'm pretty sure we just don't.
I guess, so yeah, I guess

2238
02:35:48.079 --> 02:35:50.479
enough to see their mouths. I
guess When I think of tusts, I

2239
02:35:50.520 --> 02:35:52.040
think of horns. But I guess
they're not the same because I know horns

2240
02:35:52.079 --> 02:35:54.200
are like the same fibers. They're
like your your nails. It's like the

2241
02:35:54.399 --> 02:35:56.879
Yeah, they're like nails and hair. Yeah yeah, yeah, they're massive

2242
02:35:56.879 --> 02:36:01.120
teeth. Okay, okay, so
does that mean they lose their baby ones?

2243
02:36:01.600 --> 02:36:03.200
I don't know anything about it.
They lose their baby tusks? I

2244
02:36:03.280 --> 02:36:11.200
don't think they do. They I
don't know, are tuss reel that's our

2245
02:36:11.399 --> 02:36:16.479
tusks real? Okay? Uh oh
my god, nice hard tires. Charles

2246
02:36:16.600 --> 02:36:22.120
Leclerk, you dumb ass uh Heath
Smoker. Gids who up yoink in their

2247
02:36:22.159 --> 02:36:28.719
spoinky tonight right now living on borrowed
come my ass strips faster? Ooh is

2248
02:36:28.879 --> 02:36:35.319
ooh ooh it's written that's that's the
way you do it is oh. I

2249
02:36:35.399 --> 02:36:39.879
could see myself reading that and that
not clicking sometimes. Not that you're not

2250
02:36:41.000 --> 02:36:45.000
understanding that if you go talk to
ye only grown ones in their life,

2251
02:36:45.639 --> 02:36:46.479
what are you saying? They only
get tous ones, only get one pair

2252
02:36:46.520 --> 02:36:48.879
of tuests ever? Okay, good, that's why people don't just take them

2253
02:36:48.879 --> 02:36:54.120
out. They murder them to take
them, because that not like Antler's how

2254
02:36:54.280 --> 02:36:58.840
like they'll fall off on a like
and they grow back. So all right,

2255
02:36:58.879 --> 02:37:03.440
that's up for elephants. For ephants, sign here to help cuck destiny

2256
02:37:03.520 --> 02:37:07.520
with me. Uh, checking the
wind so your cum has a want?

2257
02:37:07.760 --> 02:37:11.120
What checking the wind? So your
com hits him one mile away? It's

2258
02:37:11.239 --> 02:37:20.040
crazy. It's like that called mission
when you're with the fucking ferris wheel in

2259
02:37:20.079 --> 02:37:22.639
Russia. You like adjusting your penis
or something like, how do you like?

2260
02:37:22.719 --> 02:37:24.799
How do you dial it in?
Did you give it one flip?

2261
02:37:24.840 --> 02:37:31.440
You get it one finishing flick?
Like you're trying to open the safe.

2262
02:37:31.639 --> 02:37:35.280
Bro, what you made noise?
I hate it doesn't make noise. Yeah,

2263
02:37:35.319 --> 02:37:37.879
I want to like some type of
finish. I want the concussive.

2264
02:37:37.959 --> 02:37:41.879
Man, concussive, just being able
to knock yourself back, fall out of

2265
02:37:41.920 --> 02:37:46.600
your chair, your desk. Listen
to swords drawn by an army of the

2266
02:37:46.639 --> 02:37:50.760
Pharaohs and see if you recognize the
sample. They're like jedime tricks. One

2267
02:37:50.799 --> 02:37:52.399
of my lectures, lectures got cocked
by the leading of the pixies. Can't

2268
02:37:52.479 --> 02:37:56.360
see my curse. There's come burning
to find you. You will, will

2269
02:37:56.399 --> 02:38:00.639
you come to me? Mister pants? How do y'all feel? A final

2270
02:38:00.719 --> 02:38:03.360
shape? Uh? And the world's
first. I think it's great. I'm

2271
02:38:03.399 --> 02:38:09.920
gay. That's what I meant to
say. Actually, someone's like, how

2272
02:38:09.959 --> 02:38:13.479
do you feel about this? I'm
gay, I feel gay about this.

2273
02:38:15.639 --> 02:38:20.719
Baller of the first sin spum befutters
Andrew Tate instantly gibbing into a million pieces

2274
02:38:22.520 --> 02:38:28.280
as he hits the ceiling fan.
Oh my god, he's going quiet.

2275
02:38:28.280 --> 02:38:33.239
He hasn't his vocals in real trouble. He's like, he's in mega real

2276
02:38:33.280 --> 02:38:37.000
trouble. Jolly old dipshits, soda
soda stream, carbonated piss, made thy

2277
02:38:37.079 --> 02:38:41.719
load, dribble, splatter, cipher
grapt fiberglass flashlight prank. Please don't let

2278
02:38:41.760 --> 02:38:46.440
that. Please don't let that.
Retarded Ward read the names again. Uh

2279
02:38:46.799 --> 02:38:50.360
a hundred du bois orcs are screen
coated. You were you the next time?

2280
02:38:52.239 --> 02:38:58.079
Uh came so hard I gave her
organ damage. Tom tom our lord

2281
02:38:58.719 --> 02:39:03.360
gay green gay. Wake me up
when September ends. My my penis has

2282
02:39:03.440 --> 02:39:07.440
come too fast. The homo sex
it never lasts. Gate my butt with

2283
02:39:07.680 --> 02:39:13.280
cucumber ends with cucumbers. He should
have said, wake me up when June

2284
02:39:13.360 --> 02:39:16.920
ends would have been better that September. Wow, fuck up suggestion. What

2285
02:39:18.000 --> 02:39:20.879
are you talking about it? Because
it's Pride month. Yeah, that's a

2286
02:39:20.000 --> 02:39:26.879
terrible, but it doesn't wake me
up when when when his mallet, Yeah,

2287
02:39:28.200 --> 02:39:33.200
he's gonna shove a computer into your
ears. Was going to force an

2288
02:39:33.399 --> 02:39:35.559
rg X forty ninety at your fucking
head. Oh man, he has an

2289
02:39:35.559 --> 02:39:39.000
amazing processing power in my head.
It's just erupted out of my head.

2290
02:39:39.520 --> 02:39:43.719
Yeah, this skulls offering some minor
damage. When Georgie Lucas propped up,

2291
02:39:43.760 --> 02:39:46.559
it's like, it's just like what
he did with those apes at Rhymes Rhymes

2292
02:39:48.920 --> 02:39:52.639
Lily's asparagus binging piste dealer. You
must go to the bodega system. Uh

2293
02:39:54.440 --> 02:39:58.399
Caucasian containing the cracker belt for gays. Disgruntled Donald Trump burping on Dom's clip

2294
02:39:58.479 --> 02:40:01.799
a frenchman ate a plane, Google
it and discuss it. Max Silowette,

2295
02:40:01.920 --> 02:40:05.280
it's a certain how superb your turred
is in my burger, Eminem not sure

2296
02:40:05.360 --> 02:40:09.680
for what she pipped it on my
pip up possum Sweeney showers and sneakers.

2297
02:40:11.360 --> 02:40:15.360
Yeah, play like a dragon.
Infinite wealthy bitches insisting that Brile is a

2298
02:40:15.399 --> 02:40:18.559
stand up guy. Monkey biting a
baby, A monkey biting a baby.

2299
02:40:18.639 --> 02:40:20.719
Soft spot just the heart our star
coffee ripped the digital hooka. Now I'm

2300
02:40:20.719 --> 02:40:24.360
getting molested on the set of Embryonic
Sheldon Grippy. Grippy, I call her

2301
02:40:26.200 --> 02:40:31.000
because it's grippy. Jermaine Cole number
ninety seven of the Pop one under Rappers

2302
02:40:31.000 --> 02:40:37.840
Alive. That songs so stupid.
Uh, it just sounds stupid saying that.

2303
02:40:37.120 --> 02:40:43.680
Yeah, j Cole sounds better than
Jermaine. Yeah, my son FROs

2304
02:40:43.719 --> 02:40:45.959
to death in the ways of Ohio, I going holmost a baby fox And

2305
02:40:46.000 --> 02:40:48.639
now this is memorial rip John transferm
Gremlin exposing people with like tos songers and

2306
02:40:48.719 --> 02:40:52.319
niney million rodgins of iinon as a
radiation. Yushuh Craig the Canadian because every

2307
02:40:52.360 --> 02:40:54.879
time we come, I lick the
penis, and every time we jizz,

2308
02:40:56.000 --> 02:41:01.959
it pools in my mouth. Can't
you can't just see my cock's heart.

2309
02:41:01.120 --> 02:41:05.319
So that's it. That's all it's
so it cuts off after that. That's

2310
02:41:05.760 --> 02:41:09.280
not bad. Actually it's pretty good. You load inside my mouth. I

2311
02:41:09.360 --> 02:41:11.639
watch you to blow your load inside
moment. That's good. There you go.

2312
02:41:11.840 --> 02:41:16.360
We did it every time. It's
your bas it's your boy. Shawne

2313
02:41:16.479 --> 02:41:22.120
d h a gay grim reaper called
a gay grim reaper called the rim Reaper.

2314
02:41:24.360 --> 02:41:30.760
God damn it that that works.
Hung Sheldon you got two bangers back

2315
02:41:30.799 --> 02:41:33.719
there. That's good. That's that's
that's good, new new ship that hits

2316
02:41:33.799 --> 02:41:37.000
us. Good Agent forty seven in
a black wig, giving Bill Clinton the

2317
02:41:37.040 --> 02:41:39.879
most miserable blow job of the in
the Oval Office three XO picking up a

2318
02:41:39.920 --> 02:41:43.840
bunch of ants from a pile and
then putting them on his head at three

2319
02:41:43.920 --> 02:41:48.440
years old reel, that's insane.
George Lucas firing an RPG at the Goodyear

2320
02:41:48.479 --> 02:41:52.200
Blimp Woke is so twenty twenty three. It's all about the d I now,

2321
02:41:52.600 --> 02:41:56.559
slurping, stroking, smoking, joking. Emoticon's going like this Drip mh

2322
02:41:56.760 --> 02:42:01.239
Lord of Homeless Drip sub zero pulling
Molina's pussy out, but only by a

2323
02:42:01.280 --> 02:42:07.040
few inches and she can't put it
back in no matter what. American outlaw

2324
02:42:07.159 --> 02:42:15.159
Winslow the cream corn Kid, Uh, it's the cream cord Kid, Trump's

2325
02:42:15.200 --> 02:42:20.079
bisexual cellmate Obi. Won't you blow
me? Norwegian game dev now developing pis

2326
02:42:20.239 --> 02:42:24.799
Quest featuring Lily and Sween. Kremlin
to Gremlin Lord Bartholomew, handjob inventor of

2327
02:42:24.000 --> 02:42:28.760
anal sex I'm going to steal your
bones. Sween looks like he was being

2328
02:42:28.959 --> 02:42:31.799
questioned in prison. Oh wait,
now I read that wrong. Sween looks

2329
02:42:31.879 --> 02:42:35.360
like he was being questioned in person, and even that makes even less sense.

2330
02:42:35.479 --> 02:42:37.840
Yeah, come, come, come, come, come, come,

2331
02:42:39.040 --> 02:42:43.760
are you ready? Shadow man?
She was, she makes she makes my

2332
02:42:43.920 --> 02:42:48.280
against rise until I appeal to reason. Uh straight, Derek be like,

2333
02:42:48.440 --> 02:42:54.280
yeah, pussy's pretty good. I
can appreciate s too. Wait that applies

2334
02:42:54.360 --> 02:43:05.159
that I'm just gay Derek normally Derek
gay. So here's the issue with that,

2335
02:43:05.360 --> 02:43:09.600
right, everybody hates that thing.
So here's some people were like,

2336
02:43:09.719 --> 02:43:13.120
you guys didn't consider that. Maybe
people just don't know red dead redemption,

2337
02:43:13.319 --> 02:43:16.879
and maybe that's why they don't think
it's funny. And then it's like,

2338
02:43:16.959 --> 02:43:20.280
yeah, it's probably it's probably fair. That's actually good. But unfortunately,

2339
02:43:20.360 --> 02:43:24.559
now this has been referenced like seventeen
times today, so this is here to

2340
02:43:24.680 --> 02:43:28.680
stay. I'm sorry, this is
one of our jokes, but this is

2341
02:43:28.840 --> 02:43:31.319
this is here now. I showed
Lily that shit and she was like,

2342
02:43:31.440 --> 02:43:35.559
this is the dumbest thing ever,
and I was like, it's funny because

2343
02:43:35.600 --> 02:43:39.120
he's not gay. I started we
got I feel like, we started to

2344
02:43:39.159 --> 02:43:43.479
get everybody to say it. We
were like at your place the other day,

2345
02:43:43.200 --> 02:43:46.559
we were just like mentioning it.
We just kept it like throughout the

2346
02:43:46.639 --> 02:43:50.120
day. It's like if something,
if something, if anything happened, it's

2347
02:43:50.159 --> 02:43:52.520
like, oh man, I dropped
my phone and I'd be like, no,

2348
02:43:54.040 --> 02:43:58.360
I should do that. It's started, it's starting to spread now I

2349
02:43:58.440 --> 02:44:03.079
got I gonna be honest. I
probably the other night I watched it twenty

2350
02:44:03.200 --> 02:44:09.959
times. I was I was like, really, I was really like just

2351
02:44:11.200 --> 02:44:16.200
so amused, but I was really
just examining everything, just the cadence.

2352
02:44:16.520 --> 02:44:18.360
The second time Arthur goes on his
at the very end, he kind of

2353
02:44:18.440 --> 02:44:22.920
starts like slurring a little bit,
like it's like you know, he's like

2354
02:44:24.079 --> 02:44:28.280
because he's fading. When he says, don't listen to him, he's like

2355
02:44:28.680 --> 02:44:33.319
it's smashed again. Like it's so
I was like, I'm just I was

2356
02:44:33.440 --> 02:44:37.680
laughing so hard, like this is
way better than it, Like like it's

2357
02:44:37.840 --> 02:44:39.719
really it's we think it's so much
funnier than it actually isn't sure, but

2358
02:44:39.879 --> 02:44:46.639
like it's just so funny. Away
Micah kind of hobble like yeah, he's

2359
02:44:46.639 --> 02:44:52.959
like he's he's a goblin. Even
he starts off going he's SKay Dutch,

2360
02:44:52.079 --> 02:45:01.600
like it was like snarling, like
h and then he human and what I

2361
02:45:01.760 --> 02:45:07.440
love about it? All Right,
it's here to stay. A sad guy

2362
02:45:07.479 --> 02:45:09.559
from Michigan wage for a five to
eighty three. The Penie Bros Making the

2363
02:45:09.600 --> 02:45:13.799
Great Space Uh moderating the Great Space
Swing loses points for not knowing the term

2364
02:45:13.879 --> 02:45:22.159
sphere donk Donkerson, John John Hann
Johnson. Uh, listen to hit My

2365
02:45:22.239 --> 02:45:26.520
spot by You're pretty, hands down
one of the best original gay songs I've

2366
02:45:26.559 --> 02:45:31.319
ever heard. Nice and now we're
on the last page. You gotta pay

2367
02:45:31.319 --> 02:45:33.639
the trolls hold again. The boys
whole gage six bank account reads one oh

2368
02:45:33.760 --> 02:45:37.879
four thirty four. But Chris is
still reading my name, So who's really

2369
02:45:37.920 --> 02:45:46.719
witten here? Jesus Christ? Oh, it reads minus damn Well. I

2370
02:45:46.840 --> 02:45:50.200
read that as like a hyphen.
Okay, keep it up, keep it

2371
02:45:50.280 --> 02:45:54.959
up, Get a loan. I
need a loan to donate to this podcast.

2372
02:45:56.440 --> 02:46:00.639
Pp When My Foot When My Footfalls
is sleep by scream pussy while stomping

2373
02:46:00.680 --> 02:46:05.239
and punching my leg until it goes
away. RIP three Vertical Screens Era We

2374
02:46:05.360 --> 02:46:09.879
Hardly Knew Yee July tenth, twenty
twenty three through June tenth, twenty twenty

2375
02:46:09.920 --> 02:46:13.040
four. Is that really how it's
not even a year that we've been doing

2376
02:46:13.079 --> 02:46:16.879
that format. I guess, oh
yeah, because before we were doing the

2377
02:46:16.879 --> 02:46:20.559
full like yeah, corner, Wow, that's somebody that that saw when it

2378
02:46:20.639 --> 02:46:24.520
beginning. That's a little this is
a little tism. That's unusual, that's

2379
02:46:24.600 --> 02:46:26.799
unusually. I appreciate people like this
there because like this is the shit that

2380
02:46:26.840 --> 02:46:30.000
I forget, you know, like
there's no shot that I was gonna run

2381
02:46:30.159 --> 02:46:33.040
forget it after I forgot what we
I forgot what this was. Even we

2382
02:46:33.120 --> 02:46:37.319
have notes about what this episode was, and I still don't know. Non

2383
02:46:37.440 --> 02:46:46.360
binary O casion me fishy speaking incantations
to the pussy call that spirit box nice

2384
02:46:46.040 --> 02:46:48.440
she nine on my eleven. Until
I never forget, I'll carpet bomb the

2385
02:46:48.479 --> 02:46:52.399
Godza strip for a quarter. John
Strickland, my partner, snapped the check

2386
02:46:52.520 --> 02:46:54.000
the chair legs off my chrisprag on
YouTube and proceeding to tear my legs off

2387
02:46:54.000 --> 02:47:01.239
and self Defence Marks eighteen eighty nine
tis in fact and is them uh the

2388
02:47:01.280 --> 02:47:05.280
first Key David new format makes it
easier to jack off to this ship.

2389
02:47:05.639 --> 02:47:09.840
Second David featuring be better than the
first Key David pre Ross Blake eight ninety

2390
02:47:09.840 --> 02:47:15.479
six disastrously big dicks dicking down Big
Booty Bitches Productions. F yi has been

2391
02:47:15.479 --> 02:47:18.719
almost a full year. Uh and
Mama jaf is still missing. Chris trying

2392
02:47:18.719 --> 02:47:22.719
to read like Papa Frankenstein's monster,
but the doc put his balls on his

2393
02:47:22.000 --> 02:47:28.440
chin. I would have done that
for sure. Absolutely, dude. If

2394
02:47:28.479 --> 02:47:33.639
I was Doctor Frankenstein fucking the monster
would look very different. The monster would

2395
02:47:33.639 --> 02:47:43.920
have tits on its face, would
to be fair. Yeah, Frankenstein wasn't

2396
02:47:43.040 --> 02:47:48.280
trying to make a monster like.
The point was, He's trying to make

2397
02:47:48.319 --> 02:47:50.360
a person like that normal guy.
That is. That's why, that's where

2398
02:47:50.360 --> 02:47:54.840
he fucked up. I'm like,
if if we were a little sauce,

2399
02:47:54.840 --> 02:47:56.799
a little sauce that he made a
guy. If I'm not, he made

2400
02:47:56.799 --> 02:48:01.920
a woman with just huge, like
unreasonably huge, would have taken every best

2401
02:48:03.000 --> 02:48:09.959
piece from every woman I murdered.
And that's great. He's gay. Don't

2402
02:48:11.000 --> 02:48:16.600
say that he's don't see that.
The boss isn't gay, Doctor Frankenstein igor

2403
02:48:16.760 --> 02:48:24.559
is gay. No, don't say
that he's gay. The first thing he

2404
02:48:24.639 --> 02:48:35.520
says, it's alive gay frank It's
time being homophone begets crazy. That's why

2405
02:48:35.559 --> 02:48:39.760
he's afraid of fire. He's a
flavor. He would you imagine you put

2406
02:48:39.799 --> 02:48:46.760
a homosexual from him? He does
the same thing hees. He lunges backwards

2407
02:48:46.760 --> 02:48:50.319
at the side of a rainbow,
lunges just I'll put put put. His

2408
02:48:50.959 --> 02:48:54.479
brain is from the eighties. I
like him. That's why he doesn't like

2409
02:48:54.799 --> 02:48:56.719
it. Would you like it?
Would you like a job by Daily?

2410
02:48:58.440 --> 02:49:03.079
Oh my god? It's the brain
of a Daily Wire plus subscriber. And

2411
02:49:03.159 --> 02:49:13.920
he didn't know he was a regular
guy, scary minority? What about what

2412
02:49:15.040 --> 02:49:26.479
about closed borders? Frankenstein has to
be a movie. We make sty just

2413
02:49:26.639 --> 02:49:33.799
just just a bigoted uh frank Frankenstein's
bigoted monster. Yeah? And then he

2414
02:49:33.920 --> 02:49:35.680
learned? Does he learn? Does
he learn a lesson? At the end,

2415
02:49:35.920 --> 02:49:39.120
he just gets He gets way more
get, he gets assured by his

2416
02:49:39.280 --> 02:49:43.559
racism, gets a short so it
doesn't like he doesn't have his worldview shifted

2417
02:49:43.600 --> 02:49:46.200
by like some guy going like you, franken Sticker, get the hell out

2418
02:49:46.239 --> 02:49:52.319
of here, like like people.
He forgets that. Yeah he's a minority.

2419
02:49:54.360 --> 02:49:58.719
No, I know what it feels
like, no better than them stuff?

2420
02:50:00.040 --> 02:50:05.239
And he doubles his face finally is
that of a black man. It's

2421
02:50:05.280 --> 02:50:18.040
that scene from Quantumly I'm retarded.
Just literally that scene, it's not that

2422
02:50:18.280 --> 02:50:22.559
scene is so funny. The fact
that that was in a movie is crazy.

2423
02:50:22.680 --> 02:50:26.959
Shows the show, Show Show,
finally The show Man, It's It's

2424
02:50:28.200 --> 02:50:31.280
it was a it was a show
that a lot of parents, you know,

2425
02:50:31.760 --> 02:50:33.280
what do you call the extras gen
xers parents, what do you call

2426
02:50:33.319 --> 02:50:37.760
it? Yeah, trying to think
of the generate parents again, the gen

2427
02:50:37.920 --> 02:50:41.680
xers and probably like the but anyway, yeah, they they watched that show

2428
02:50:41.719 --> 02:50:45.559
and I just love how completely unproblematic. I love that ship. Like they

2429
02:50:45.639 --> 02:50:48.959
watched that ship and they're just like, oh oh wow, and now we're

2430
02:50:48.040 --> 02:50:52.840
laughing around. I'm like, what
he said? The idea of him,

2431
02:50:52.000 --> 02:50:56.959
like wait what he thought? He
was so cool? That's what's crazy.

2432
02:50:56.000 --> 02:51:05.000
He was like what looks in this
mirror? Guy? And I'm like,

2433
02:51:05.239 --> 02:51:11.079
oh man, that is television.
It's amazing. There's a there's a there's

2434
02:51:11.120 --> 02:51:16.120
a commercial because you know, I'm
gonna say this as a as a food,

2435
02:51:16.440 --> 02:51:20.799
this was a food and it was
multiple things. But in England faggots,

2436
02:51:22.639 --> 02:51:24.799
right, and like there's this commercial
of this guy. I think he's

2437
02:51:24.799 --> 02:51:31.000
an actor and it's just hello,
faggot lovers, everywhere. It's one thousand

2438
02:51:31.440 --> 02:51:33.399
real. I thought it was in
a bundle of sticks, but not.

2439
02:51:33.479 --> 02:51:37.440
I think there's a food. It's
like a it's like a it looks like

2440
02:51:37.520 --> 02:51:41.319
a meatball, and it has like
stuff in it. I think it has

2441
02:51:41.319 --> 02:51:46.559
like look for that look. My
sister does not. She cannot not say

2442
02:51:46.639 --> 02:51:48.680
that word, bro, because she's
from the UK. From there, cannot

2443
02:51:50.000 --> 02:51:52.639
not say that word. I'm like, dude, cho, She's like,

2444
02:51:52.920 --> 02:51:56.879
what, Like, it's no problem
over there. I say, trash Texas

2445
02:51:56.200 --> 02:52:03.040
salad ye Young Sheldon thrown from the
Empire state. I would love to see

2446
02:52:03.079 --> 02:52:07.520
that. I seem to be I
seem to be falling a lot faster than

2447
02:52:07.559 --> 02:52:18.879
I thought I would hit a stage. The velocity of this, of this

2448
02:52:18.959 --> 02:52:22.479
trajectory does not seem to match the
mass that I've measured of myself up to

2449
02:52:22.559 --> 02:52:37.639
this point. It's like he breaks
apart like a pot. It's like it's

2450
02:52:37.680 --> 02:52:41.280
like you dumped You ever dump a
bucket full of water all at once?

2451
02:52:43.639 --> 02:52:50.639
I like he splashes hitting a taxi
that he juice comes out the windows of

2452
02:52:50.639 --> 02:52:56.600
attack. You know what's so fascinating
about this is like usually when things are

2453
02:52:56.639 --> 02:53:01.120
thrown from the Empire state building they
don't actually reach the ground owned because the

2454
02:53:01.159 --> 02:53:13.159
building is so wide. Sheldon,
No, no, why did you do

2455
02:53:13.440 --> 02:53:20.639
that? Why did you do that? Why did you do it? Why

2456
02:53:20.840 --> 02:53:31.879
just say cover everything pretty much?
God? Sheldon careading through the skylight of

2457
02:53:31.959 --> 02:53:35.840
mad head makes it funny that he
keeps getting faster, like he doesn't hit

2458
02:53:35.959 --> 02:53:41.600
terminal velocity. He's still falling,
quicker, speaking, calming, his stupid

2459
02:53:43.360 --> 02:53:48.559
dumb voice, and then just he's
falling. This is weird. He's falling

2460
02:53:48.600 --> 02:53:52.719
and he takes he takes out his
phone. Uh, Leonard, Leonard help

2461
02:53:58.200 --> 02:54:01.799
one second. One second is real. It's a real commercial. Fagot lovers

2462
02:54:03.079 --> 02:54:09.200
everywhere. Hello Dad, I have
a message for you from bird's side,

2463
02:54:09.600 --> 02:54:16.159
bird's eye. Fagots will appeal to
your whole family. But they've gone easy

2464
02:54:16.200 --> 02:54:22.040
on the spice because kids don't like
them too spicy birds. I even suggest

2465
02:54:22.120 --> 02:54:26.319
that people who don't like faggots could
enjoy these. They live in hope,

2466
02:54:28.079 --> 02:54:33.040
and it shows the it shows the
Uh, it could be right, and

2467
02:54:33.120 --> 02:54:37.719
then it's just that is crazy.
That is crazy, And I'm like people

2468
02:54:39.000 --> 02:54:41.559
people in London Town are like,
is that really a food? What is

2469
02:54:41.799 --> 02:54:45.639
what is the food? It looks
like is it is it a brand of

2470
02:54:45.799 --> 02:54:50.280
things or so it's uh, it
is it is a type of food,

2471
02:54:50.360 --> 02:54:52.959
like how you would say a burger
or something like that. But inconceiving it

2472
02:54:52.040 --> 02:54:56.959
looks like meatballs to me. But
I think it's like a specific mix of

2473
02:54:58.040 --> 02:55:01.159
stuff, like I think it has
like beef hard and other stuff, like

2474
02:55:01.239 --> 02:55:03.639
it has beef stuff. I mean
a solami has beef heart. And to

2475
02:55:03.920 --> 02:55:09.120
be fair, their food is so
bad, like British food. I was

2476
02:55:09.200 --> 02:55:13.520
there, bro I was like,
I'm so happy I'm around. Like Caribbeans,

2477
02:55:13.559 --> 02:55:15.840
Well, they try to keep it
traditional and that's where they fuck up,

2478
02:55:16.280 --> 02:55:18.200
because like I'll eat fucking fish and
chips all day, but just give

2479
02:55:18.280 --> 02:55:22.959
me some fucking spice chips like that. But like I've had fish and chips.

2480
02:55:22.000 --> 02:55:24.360
I went to a British pub in
a Martesia and I was like,

2481
02:55:24.360 --> 02:55:26.879
oh, I want to try this
out, and I was like it was

2482
02:55:26.000 --> 02:55:35.479
very traditional, So British people probably
love that fucking pub flav I wanted to

2483
02:55:35.600 --> 02:55:37.680
date with the with It was me
and this this black chick and so we're

2484
02:55:37.799 --> 02:55:41.440
both on the same level of like
we we need spice and then so we

2485
02:55:41.520 --> 02:55:46.600
went there. We're like this fucking
sucks man. I kept like you're in

2486
02:55:46.840 --> 02:55:48.920
so cow. I thought you would
at least like put some seasoning on it.

2487
02:55:50.239 --> 02:56:01.559
No, my pep salt makes my
tongue fucking like short. I can't

2488
02:56:01.639 --> 02:56:05.840
have anything. Oh hey, salt. It reminds me of how I'm incest

2489
02:56:05.920 --> 02:56:11.719
bread that I like. I only
like it with my food is seasoned with

2490
02:56:11.959 --> 02:56:18.799
rain, with rain. Have they
have like a sauce dip. It's just

2491
02:56:18.879 --> 02:56:28.559
like water. He's snipping fish and
water and like them like the euphoria,

2492
02:56:28.639 --> 02:56:35.600
like delicies. That's and his hands
start wedding like you know, like this

2493
02:56:37.680 --> 02:56:41.280
so delicious, so good, so
so perfect, just like my viation.

2494
02:56:41.319 --> 02:56:52.799
It's delicious. You passed me the
fu. Then I was like and you

2495
02:56:56.000 --> 02:57:01.959
And it gives a little bit,
not enough for his head to break,

2496
02:57:03.079 --> 02:57:09.760
but enough for your head. Let's
start going down, su hulk uh take

2497
02:57:09.799 --> 02:57:13.319
on my ass. Here's nicky ziggy
Ghosts of Mama JF Sorry, Miss Jackson,

2498
02:57:13.399 --> 02:57:16.559
badly Brave duck Hunt the vegan neckro
answer, I got consent, a

2499
02:57:16.639 --> 02:57:22.920
theory and broderin punter uh naphrom melpus
one finally rehabilitated back in the side with

2500
02:57:22.959 --> 02:57:26.559
two function hands and rounding out our
list as always the king of haphazard.

2501
02:57:26.680 --> 02:57:31.120
Let's go. Thank you guys for
tuning into this, uh this clusterfuck of

2502
02:57:31.159 --> 02:57:35.920
an episode of the Start Tank podcast. Apologies for the video, obviously we're

2503
02:57:35.959 --> 02:57:39.879
aware of that. Will you know
it's gonna get better every time? This

2504
02:57:39.079 --> 02:57:43.719
is We're getting used to this,
like saints every battle, Yeah, every

2505
02:57:43.719 --> 02:57:48.600
battle, we'll get stronger. So
quit quick quickly. You played Wookai one,

2506
02:57:48.680 --> 02:57:50.559
right, of course? Yeah?
Do you remember that random fact in

2507
02:57:50.600 --> 02:57:56.280
Bookai one where like the cut scene
where like Yadrobi's about to kill Vegeta and

2508
02:57:56.399 --> 02:58:00.239
stab him, and then he randomly
turned Super sayan when he thinks about how

2509
02:58:00.280 --> 02:58:03.120
he murdered Napa. What are you? That is a moment from Bokai one

2510
02:58:03.360 --> 02:58:07.440
that happens. It's not can't it's
one of the what if stories? You

2511
02:58:07.479 --> 02:58:11.040
know, I actually never did those
really, So he turned Super saiying on

2512
02:58:11.159 --> 02:58:16.200
behalf of Naples. He's like a
warrior. I swear it's it. I

2513
02:58:16.399 --> 02:58:22.440
was like, I remember this,
and there's not so one where Goku beats

2514
02:58:22.520 --> 02:58:26.520
Vegeta as Super said when he's great
at Virginia goes Super saying and he whoops

2515
02:58:26.559 --> 02:58:31.799
off. There's a there's a there's
a there's a what if stuff in Sparking

2516
02:58:31.920 --> 02:58:37.479
Zero too, because they showed like
mach Vegeta fighting Super saying three Goku and

2517
02:58:37.600 --> 02:58:41.159
not like getting the piss beating out
of him. He does, he clearly

2518
02:58:41.239 --> 02:58:45.959
does, but I feel like he
probably won't. Yeah, I mean he

2519
02:58:46.079 --> 02:58:48.440
was equal with Super saiying to Goku. Remember that was the point that Vegeta

2520
02:58:48.520 --> 02:58:52.479
was and that's about it was so
fun. He was like this motherfucker,

2521
02:58:52.639 --> 02:58:58.520
I got brain controlled strained for seven
years straight and then this nigga showed up

2522
02:58:58.559 --> 02:59:03.600
and was even with me. He
toyed with him like like because he lets

2523
02:59:03.680 --> 02:59:07.479
him. Because there's that scene and
I've talked about this before where uh he

2524
02:59:07.639 --> 02:59:09.799
puts the rings on him and Goku's
on the fucking like yeah, so he's

2525
02:59:09.879 --> 02:59:13.719
fighting him as Super Saiyan too.
He doesn't hits it with the rock.

2526
02:59:13.840 --> 02:59:16.840
He's just fucking with him. And
that's the most disheartening thing. A fucking

2527
02:59:16.920 --> 02:59:20.079
mad When he gets back, he's
like, yo, you bitch, like

2528
02:59:20.200 --> 02:59:22.319
you you had this. He was
in heaven watching him. He goes,

2529
02:59:22.559 --> 02:59:31.159
no, you do that here.
We're gonna keep going forever. Are you

2530
02:59:31.399 --> 02:59:37.799
gay for me? Are you gay
for me, Vegeta. No, I'm

2531
02:59:37.879 --> 02:59:43.600
not gay. I'm just Virginia.
Virginia, Vegeta. I'm not gay.

2532
02:59:43.200 --> 02:59:50.760
Cold Cap I'm not gay. Cocarado, I'm just Rigia. Oh my god.