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We're gonna start off with we got
an email from a doctor who is a

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surgeon who said that they will remove
Jenny's skin tag because Jenny's got a skin

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tag. And we're going to read
that on the radio tomorrow and see if

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we can get Would you be willing
to have a real genuine surgeon remove your

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skin tag? Absolutely, if she's
doing it for free. Okay, good,

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I mean, I hopefully because Jenny. Even the doctor said, I

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know, Jenny's cheap, and that's
one of the reasons why very cheap.

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It's under your right arm, and
it's the size of a pumpkin seed.

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How oh gosh, it's smaller than
that tictac tops tiktag. Okay, not

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too bad. Here we go,
Rain writes in Jenny in the Morning Zoo

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featuring Dave Ha ha Ha. A
month or two ago, Jenny recommended the

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podcast Too Hot Takes, which is
hosted by a Minnesota woman who moved to

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la Each episode is about an hour
and a half and it's been on since

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twenty twenty one. You remember this, Jenny, Yes, So they're local

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and it's such a weird tie in. I met them at the Minnesota State

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Fair two or three summers ago,
and actually they grew up listening I think.

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And the woman is now engaged to
a guy who she bought a cameo

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of You Dave, wishing the guy
a happy birthday one year because he is

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a huge fan of the show.
So we actually kind of have a tie

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to Two Hot Takes on top of
the fact that they're from Minnesota, they

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like know of the show, and
I've met them before. That is super

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cool. I'm really flattered by that. Anyway, I binged on about half

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of the podcast. At this point, she mentioned how obsessed her fiance is

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with Daveep. He comes on the
show frequently and will quote Dave like it's

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better to have it and not need
it than to need it and not have

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it Dave Ryan, and it makes
me chuckle every time. So he comes

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on their podcast and quotes me.
Yep. So it's her podcast, and

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she has like kind of the same
rotating people on because they read crazy wild

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stories from Reddit and then they do
their hot takes. That's why it's called

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two Hot Takes. So her fiance
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the other person with their hot take. Yeah, and it must be a

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decently big podcast. That's huge.
It's actually blown up quite a bit.

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She started it during COVID time and
it is one of those podcasts that took

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off and they're doing super well.
And I believe she used to do something

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else full time and then the podcast
said so well, so I'm pretty sure

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that's like her full time gig now
and then wow, fiance. I might

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get this wrong, but he does
something really cool for like Disney, like

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some kind of animation stuff. I'm
not even entirely positive, but they live

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out in La. I got to
look for it really quick, too.

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Hot takes. Is that what it's
called? Yep, hot there it is.

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It pops up right away, Two
hot takes there it is Morgan ab

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sure sound And you can tell how
many views they've got and that type of

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thing by the number of reviews.
Okay, they've got five, seven hundred

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and eight reviews. Yeah that's a
lot. That's a shit ton of reviews.

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So wow, that is really really
cool. I'm looking to see if

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her so there's Morgan anyway, it's
called two hot takes. I wonder how

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many of view do we? I
don't think we look up on the podcast

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app our the Minnesota Goodbye. Can
we can look up how many listens The

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thing is is I think the way
it works is it accumulates, so it'll

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say how many listens it's gotten over
the course of the podcast. I'm not

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entirely sure, but I'll look right
now, all right. While you're doing

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that, I am scrolling through the
Minnesota Goodbye podcasts, and so we average

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about five thousand downloads a day.
Really, and that's a lot. It

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is. Wow. I didn't know
that. And we've got millions of downloads.

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But that's over the course of the
entire life of the podcast. Ye.

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So, but yeah, it's about
five thousand a day day. Yeah.

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Wow, it blows my mind,
Jenny, I really thought it was

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like a few hundred or a few
thousand, like a thousand. Wow.

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Okay, here we go. She
goes on to say, or their name

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is Rain. I don't know what
their gender is. I have an observation,

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Dave gets sillier when Drake is on
the air with him. I wonder

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if it's because Drake is Carson's age
and it's a bonding thing. Any thoughts.

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I don't know. Drake is fun
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you're fun to be silly with two. But I think when we all get

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together it's like three brats all trying
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completely unrelated. But I have a
random question. Whatever happened to Cassie?

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I want to say she was on
the air after Filthy Foley and before Lena.

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Was it just a fever dream?
Lol? Anyway, I love y'all,

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wouldn't be mad if I got a
stick her. I will send you

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one. Cassie is you know?
I don't want to insult Cassie. She

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didn't work out. She was on
the show for a short time. Delightful

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person, good person, and I
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hired her when Corey left, and
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a chance. But she was very
delightful and wonderful, and I knew that

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she was a good person because you
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time we were doing a show from
Los Angeles and she said, well,

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I'm going to call us a cab
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And she did not ask me to
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in her situation would have assumed,
Well, it's your show, you call

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the cab. So she called the
cab. She looked it up on the

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internet with the cab number, and
she's like, yeah, cab is on

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its way. I gotta taken care
of it. I thought you didn't have

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to do that. You're a good
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She just didn't work out. Yeah, probably not just the best fit.

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And she was before Lena. Then
right, what it was? Okay,

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got it? Yeah. I hope
she's doing well. I don't know what

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she's up to these days. Next
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Catching up on the Minnesota Goodbye and
came across a listener who wrote about how

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their grandma passed away and was looking
for a sign for comfort. I have

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a story of my own I'd like
to share. My father recently passed away

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earlier this year. We didn't have
the traditional father and son relationship. Long

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story short. Ever since the service, I've never gone back to visit him

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where we laid him to rest.
A few weeks ago, my wife convinced

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me to visit, and when I
was there, I spoke my heart out

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of how much regret I had.
Oh my god, I'm going to make

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me tear up. I should have
called him more, told him I love

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him more, and how much I
miss him, stuff like that. I

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didn't think much of it after,
but later that night I saw my dad

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in my dream. He was telling
me, oh my god, Jenny,

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I'm gonna lose it. He was
telling me how happy he was that I

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decided to visit him. He was
telling me how much he misses us kids,

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and how much he loves and wishes
that he had been a more loving

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father. I woke up crying uncontrollably. I took that as a sign that

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his spirit is always with us,
and I heard what he said, Sorry

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for bringing the house down, your
fellow dart lick. Okay, thank you.

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You made me smile a little bit. If you guys have any staff

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writer stickers, I would love to
have one. Will you absolutely deserve one.

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If you make Dave cry, you
get a stickery wow searing up a

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teeny bed here, Okay, thank
you. Next one wrote in a few

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weeks ago, asking who Bailey was. I was in Spain for two weeks

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and I missed who she was.
I haven't had time to go back and

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listen to what I missed from the
show, but I have caught up on

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mg Oh Minnesota goodbye. I'm not
sure if my ewos missed her somehow I

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missed it. Okay, so let's
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hard to describe why she's on the
show. But Bailey is somebody that I

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know that does improv and she's in
theater. And I know that Bailey's funny

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on the radio because we've had her
on before to talk about her woes of

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dating boys, and she was actually
very funny. And then when we need

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somebody when Jenny's out, so it's
not just two bros hanging out, Me

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and Drake, we want a woman, the female presence. So I said,

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well, Bailey is kind of a
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done theater. And I go back
to that's what made Lena so good is

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because she did improv and she did
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kind of naturals because they get that. A lot of our job isn't just

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like, you know, say whatever
your comes to your mind. You've got

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to perform. You got to edit
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listen while the other person's talking,
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And she in improv was a natural
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lot of the time, when we
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have me on because I'm the funniest
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that doesn't always work on the radio. Yeah, you might be great at

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telling a story. I have certain
friends that are so so funny, but

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if they were to have to like
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make it entertaining, it might not
go as great. There is a skill

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set for what we do, and
it seems really natural because it comes really

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natural to us. And I don't
even mind having a conversation with myself.

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I mean a lot of the time, I'll you know, if you're in

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the bathroom or Drake is busy or
whatever, I will get on and talk

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just by myself. And I'm perfectly
comfortable having a conversation with myself. I

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don't answer myself, but I can
talk for a long time with just me.

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But that is not something that that's
kind of a skill set. She

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goes on to say, Jenny was
talking about her skin tag in her armpits.

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Same girl. I wonder if it
comes with age anyway. I've got

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recurring skin tags in my armpits as
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I use applesider vinegar to remove them
at home, pain free and not

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going to the doctor. Soaked down
cotton in applesider vinegar, placed it on

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the skin tag for thirty minutes daily, twice a day. Gone after seven

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or nine days, doesn't hurt or
bleed. Google says the acidity of the

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apple sider vinegar breaks down the tissue, causing it to fall off. Oo.

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I will just say not to get
into more details of my skin tag,

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because I think we have just really
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is something I've had my whole life, and there's like a portion to me

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that is questioning. Actually if it
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skin tag, so there might be
a situation there where it's very different than

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just like a skin tag that appeared
out of nowhere. Because my dad has

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a lot of skin tags and a
genetic thing, he's developed them throughout the

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years. But this is something I've
had my entire life. Okay, so

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not an age related thing. No, Okay, gotcha. I'd like to

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and they go on really interesting.
I'd like to add that I hope at

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this day and age with the comfortability
and of sexuality and non shaming that most

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women should know size does not matter. Because we talked about the guy with

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the micro penis the other day,
and I said, I hate when people

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make fun of guys with a micro
penis, because what a fucking awful thing

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to go through life with knowing that
it's like the last thing that you can

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laugh at. Yeah, his dick
is real small. Ha ha ha ha

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ha, And I thought, what
about the poor guy that's got the small

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penis? How awful that is.
She says, size does not matter.

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There are fingers, sex toys and
tongues for a reason. Am I right?

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She goes on to ask, and
I think I want to save this

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for Naughty Tuesday. Okay, because
somebody asked the other day. They said,

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can you when you do the Minnesota
Goodbye, can you save the dirty

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stuff for later in the show.
I can't make that promise, but I

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think they listen with their kids,
yeah, and they don't want to hear

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the dirty stuff. So maybe when
we ever were doing something kind of naughty

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we preface it with a little warning. Yeah, maybe maybe we do,

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but let's save this for Naughty Tuesday. It asks this question. Have you

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ever had a sexual partner with a
unique or interesting fetish or someone who asks

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you to do something weird during sex? Maybeka, Maybe I was the one

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that asked him to do something weird. Anyway, your bff and staff writer

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from Shattek, Wisconsin can't wait for
the sticker. Is it sit attack or

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shit it? How do you say
attack? I knew two guys from there

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that I went to the U of
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though, I'm gonna pin that to
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it next week. This one says, dang it forgot to sign off with

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the staff writer. Could I pretty
please have a sticker? Love you the

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most? And that is from staff
writer Mary Anne and Blaine. Your sticker

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is on its way. I sat
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addressed another fifteen or twenty staff sticker
the stickers to send out and here is

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her email. Uh, this is
for the girl who is struggling with trying

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to figure out if she wants to
have another child when her step son is

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fifteen years old already. Do you
remember this email? Do you? It

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was probably last week? But yeah, yep, I had my first child

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at nineteen, never planned to have
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it throws you a curveball. I
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and immediately embraced it. Planned to
have another one, immediately got the diapers,

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bottles, bullshit, getting up in
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the gross stuff out of the way, all at once. I did not

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want to have two kids so far
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thirty four, just about his first
house. I was able to help with

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that. My second child is my
only daughter, she's twenty two. My

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third child is his second son.
He is twenty second and third or only

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nineteen months apart. Girl, The
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by fast. There is nothing I'm
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Not only do they keep you young. I was at the State Fair this

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year with my daughter, niece and
nephew, and I came up and imitated

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Drake and my best shaggy voice,
and Dave played it on the air Monday

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and said, this lady came up
to imitate Drake. Maybe she was thirty

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four or so, thirty five or
so. I immediately texted in saying I'm

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fifty three. I one hundred percent
Mary Anne, absolutely remember you because that

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cracked me up. Well. We
also at first we were like, is

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she kind of weird? Like we
didn't realize she was doing the impression of

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Drake. And then I was like
and then I said, wait a second,

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is that your impression of Drake?
She's like yeah. I was like,

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OK, I got it. I'll
never forget you. You were so

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funny and it took such balls to
walk up to three people and do that

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impression. That was so funny.
Having children fills your heart with the love

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you never knew you had. When
you're young and have a child, the

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struggle is real. When you have
your feet on the ground, got some

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dough you can share, it's a
whole different world. I'm now a grandma

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of three. We are empty nesters. I love when my kids come home

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and immediately look in my fridge.
I want to give them all I have.

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I don't regret one fucking second.
Just for reference, I got married

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when I was nineteen. Divorced that
guy, great guy, but not for

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me. My second husband, who
was a POS and had my second and

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third with him. Now on my
third marriage, been together twenty years,

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we got six kids collectively, three
for him, three for me. Like

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Nike said, just do it.
Love you, Dave, Jenny Drake more

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than you know, xoxo, Mary
Anne. Just do it. I'm going

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to live my life by that.
Now. Just do it, Just do

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it, whatever, just do it, Just do it. And I totally

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respect that some people just don't want
kids. We did a story yesterday about

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celebrities that don't want kids, and
they talked about why they don't want kids.

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I will tell you when you say
the girls guys go by slow.

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The days go by slow, but
the years go by fast. I am

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just flabbergasted sometimes that not that long
ago I had a little boy, and

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not terribly long ago I was changing
diapers, and now those years have flown

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by. They do seem like a
blur, But while you're in there,

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they do not fly by. The
days go by slow. But then I

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find myself now looking around an empty
house and looking in Carson's bedroom. And

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I don't go in Carson's bedroom and
sit on his bed and cry. I'm

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not that way. But I look
in his bedroom once in a while and

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I'm like, I can't believe he
is grown and moved out, and he

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is not just college moved out or
they come home during the summer. He

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is moved out, and he'll come
and visit at Thanksgiving and Christmas. But

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he doesn't live at home anymore.
And I said that to Susan a couple

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of weeks ago, and she started
to cry, and she's like, stop

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it, and I'm like, well, he doesn't. He doesn't live at

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home anymore. But it is true. It is flabbergasting to look around my

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house and go, they're all grown
up. How did that happen? How

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do they all grow up? It's
crazy? Thank Mary Anne. And I

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think I have one more. Oh
yeah, that is from the surgeon that

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wants to take off your skin tag. Oh okay, so we'll move on

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to the next one. Please don't
say my name. This is a little

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bit deeper, so we'll get into
this one. I got married September of

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last year. For my wedding,
my dad gave a speech. I know

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people always say speeches are the worst
part of the wedding, but they've always

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been a favorite of mine. I
love hearing the stories they have to share,

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and it's always so touching. My
dad is not a public speaker.

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He gave a speech about ten years
ago for my sister's wedding, his stepdaughter,

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and it was really sweet. He
did a great job for mine.

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I knew he was nervous, but
I was excited to hear what he had

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to say because he basically raised me
by himself. I have a complicated history

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and three moms, all of which
were there. I asked him to keep

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them all out of the speech.
That was my one request for the speech.

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He started off well talking about how
I was a sweet little girl,

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but quickly shifted to how I was
a nightmare in high school and was only

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managing me manageable because of my quote
forever mom aka my stepmom and now his

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wife. We've never used the term
forever mom for her, and I was

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kind of shocked that he chose to
say this, especially as I asked him

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not to. We also found out
that most of my behavior as a child

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was due to undiagnosed mental illness that
now requires multiple medications, so hearing him

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talk about that at that point in
my life seemed unfair and just deployed to

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praise his wife. That's what I
was thinking. I'm gonna guess that the

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wife probably got together and said you
need to mention me. I deserve to

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be mentioned. I'm going to guess
there was something like that in there.

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The rest of the speech was a
full page Bible passage that was really just

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a lecture because I'm not religious like
my parents. A verse or two is

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fine, but it went on for
literally five minutes. I have a pretty

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decent relationship with my dad, but
I'm absolutely heartbroken by the speech he gave

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over a year ago, and I
think about it almost daily. Do I

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bring it up to him how disappointed
I am in his speech? Or do

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I just let it go? And
if I do, tell him, how

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do I do it? Sorry,
it's long, no need for a sticker.

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Just looking for advice. My first
instinct is to say no, don't

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say anything. But if it heals
your heart, then maybe you need to.

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That's how I thought too. I
probably wouldn't bring it up, but

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man, if it's something that's weighing
on you, how long ago did she

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say? This was a year?
Yeah, it might be something that you

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have to bring up eventually so that
you can just get the conversation over with.

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But you have to be prepared for
it to not go like in your

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favor, like if he defends your
step mom or something and is like,

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well I did this because of this, and then you take that personally even

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more than what the speech was.
You know, I absolutely agree. I

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got time for one more. Liz, a regular supporter of the show,

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listening to the Minnesota Goodbye from today, and the person that corrected you about

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the pronunciation of you g H came
off a little pretentious and clearly has never

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seen Charlie Brown. I pronounced it
ug when I say it, because that's

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how the Peanuts characters say it.
She said it's pronounced uugh, and I've

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always said ug. So she includes
a clip and I'm not sure that I'll

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be able to play it, but
let me try. You might be able

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to hear it out of the speaker. Let me just see how it works

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here. Hold on, okay,
So they definitely say ug. Yeah,

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and you're right about that. That
is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. We

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