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Happy Friday, Ladies and Gentlemens.
Last show we will do in the month

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of September. Sunday's October perch from
the paper. Let's talk about Zeke return

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At six thirty, Man the Rangers
or all this Chapman pulled his pants down

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and craft all of the little rooms. Dude, if it were a dog,

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you would have made him go outside
at least favorite Ranger not only a

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bad guy, kind of a bad
picture. And I hope that he runs

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out of toilet paper. I want
a burn scuttle food. At seven thirty,

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we's not hearing this. Did Aaron
Hernados kill himself? Or what happened

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in prison? Well, there's a
lot of theories out there now. Three

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Scorching Hot Cowboys predictions from each of
us is coming up at eight for Cowboys

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and Patriots Niggas Morning News eight thirty. A lot of stuff happening this week

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and MeTx Plex talk about that.
At nine o'clock, it's big Ass Friday

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Man. It's a big ass Friday
Man and the State Flayer opens the Dog.

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I know Rangers trying to get the
playoffs. Cowboys Week four, big

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matchup to redeem themselves from last Sunday
and the State Fair of f and tex

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Is is back. Predict right now
how many times we will collectively visit the

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State Fair of Tis. Think of
your own number one? I know yours

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is Zilch. Well, you got
a kid, dude, and I've been

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there at least two times over the
last three years with kids. Yeah,

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kid likes fair. Sure does he
like eating wild stuff? Or I don't

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know how that? Look what age
did they start turning a little food terminators?

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He already has that like consumption?
Yeah a lot, you said,

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didn't he eat two full handies?
He had two hamburgers last weekend, but

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last you know what I've got.
When we get to Malcolm's picks because I

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had to do them last night the
day late, he'll I'll explain to you

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what his dinner was last night,
and he references it on his own.

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It's really funny. I can't wait
to play this audio for you guys.

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And he acknowledges the Italian media too, which is cool. Good. They

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must be acknowledged at a minimum.
Yeah, I'm not a certain member of

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the Italian gets a shout out.
I won't be attending the fair at all.

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I don't think so, I don't
think so. I like the Midway.

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Me and Donnie used to do the
Midway Olympics because Donnie loves the fair.

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That son of a bitch is gonna
be there like ten times. I'm

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not kidding. I think his mom's
tradition is on is today day one or

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yeah, he's day one officially.
I'm pretty sure his mom goes from absolute

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open to last one. There closed
the first day of the fair like as

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a tradition, and his mom's what
like seventy five? Yeah, at least,

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what are you saying, geez,
it's gonna be ninety seventh day?

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No, yeah, it's too hot. You gotta wait till you gets a

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little a little cool and go on
a weeknight. Yes, you gotta strategize

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a bit week day. Now,
morning show guy Big Texas, Dicky's pants

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are gonna melt right off, and
I'm gonna see his corn no reveal how

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much Maya's distribution system got a I
hope they play that today. Yeah,

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I'll be disappointed if they don't.
They should play it once an hour.

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It's like my favorite song of all
time. It's better than anything on the

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New Wilco record. I promise you. I'm four tunes in on that Bad

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Boy and Big Sex is better than
any of those songs. I think Jeff

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Tweety knows what he's up against with
the songwriting genius like Ben Rogers. Yeah,

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how'd your day go yesterday? You
made some bold claims Kevo that you

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were gonna well, you had two
doctors appointments. We can check in on

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those in a second. Then christ
I did have two doctors appointments, and

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then Packers, and then you were
claiming to maybe just stay up till twelve

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thirty when the ryder cup started.
It's been in bad fifteen hours. Yeah,

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they got my stitches removed, which
wasn't that was He's good. I

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went to the doctor and she was
in shock that I hadn't been to a

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doctor in like ten years. It
was like a physical. It was just

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like, hey, I need to
get a doctor up. That's up here,

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physical not my hometown doctor. Well, she held back on the physical

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when I told her at all my
prescription stuff going on, and she goes,

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oh, god, let's do blood
work. When's the last time he

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did it. I was like,
oh, maybe before COVID. I don't

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know. I was like, my
thyroid pills. Insurance hasn't really been picking

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that up for about I don't know, a year, two years. I'm

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not real sure. She's like,
how are you not dead yet? I

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was like, thanks, doc.
She was sweet, though she didn't say

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that. She said, you're going
to get a lab on Monday, and

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then you're coming back to see me
in two weeks and we'll really do this.

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It's time that you grow up.
She gave me the tough love I

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needed. Are you serious? They
were very sweet? You're you're bouncing around

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here? Was she sweet? Or
did she how are you alive? That?

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Yes, that's what I needed to
hear. And you need to grow

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up. Yeah, she had my
best interest at heart. I knew by

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being firm with me. Sometimes doctor
Melfie needs to deliver some hard news to

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Tony Soprana. She let him just
kind of do an he once for a

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long time. Oh so you got
your blood work done for the first time

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and maybe a day. I have
to do it on Monday. I have

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to fast on Monday. This is
good, It is good, this is

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good. You need to be very
regular in visiting your damn doctor at a

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minimum dentist as well. But doctor, blood work basics. It's time.

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Yeah, it's always it's always been
time. I stepped on the scale.

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I stepped on the scale and she
goes, oh really, and I said,

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it's a comedian doctor, I said, he So I just did kind

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of get off a weekend of eating
nothing but cheese, courage and drinking beer.

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So give like, keep in mind
that I was on a three day

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fried food and beer bender. So
I normally live about ten pounds below where

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I'm at. That's about where I
live. And she goes, you know

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that's not good enough, right,
like you need to be lower than that.

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Yeah, he spent the weekend feasting
on the home grinn platter. You

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sure did. It was good.
What do you do? You want to

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tell us? What's your what's your
tip too? Mat or No? You

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don't have to, you don't,
I don't want you don't want to?

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Can we guess like it? Pretend
like we're at the State Fair and guess

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your weight? Dude? Come on, it'll be fun. Fine, all

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right, pop your shirt off.
I want to be accurate. I'll show

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you'll take your plae as we pull
it up. See my bowing blow.

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No no no, no, no
no no I came in at what plaef.

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If you're gonna tell us hypes a
part of it, I know,

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that's what I want to know.
Let's guess Katie's dimensions. That's okay.

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Yeah, I don't want you to
know. I'm fun go to bed and

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sleep sad about that one. Right
down. I do want you to stand

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up, though, Stand up,
because this is how we would do it

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if we were at the state fair. Correct, okay, extend your arms

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and slowly rotate. Just to hold
your arms extended sideways and slowly rotate.

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Let me see that can that big? Let me see that apple? Oh?

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Oh he has lifted a shirt up. Oh, JJ's wins. All

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right, I'm you're very dense.
But you know what, I don't look

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at kat and think fat. I
think your pretty well. You really do

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have a tank. Yeah you're like
a fire hydrant. Yeah you're human fire

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hydrant. But you're you're deceptively tall
too. You're what five eleven? Is

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that fair? Okay? I'm five
eleven. I'm let go. What do

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you go? You go first?
Man? You're I think you're probably really

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good at Thank you. I have
I've I've locked in my number. Okay,

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you've locked in. Let me think
I'm gonna go Okay, I think

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I'm locked in two all right,
I'm ready, go ahead. Two thirty

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seven, two twenty eight sixty three, two fifteen. He's asleep, and

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he's asleep. He's just a perfect, lean, lean, tight end,

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would you say? Two thirty two
thirty seven six thirty two fifteen perfect on

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the inside. All right, he's
Trump's built like Tony Tolbert two twenty eight,

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Come on too, who's the two
thirty seven Mikey Nice? Two thirty

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eight? Whoa? You are good
at this? You are good at this?

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Fantastic And I was like, I'm
gonna live around two thirty what's your

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dream weight? I don't even know
what is the dream weight of a man?

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I don't know. You know,
it is odd when you were to

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the doctor, like I think I
am by some measure, certainly obese.

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Yeah, I'm obese. It's on
my app then I'm obey because they send

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you a thing and it tells you
notes from the appointment you're obese. Is

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one of huge letters. And I
was like, god, yeah, it's

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a tough scale that they're working with, and it's probably a hundred year old

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scale for their obesity, like over
technically overweight, obese, morbidly obese.

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Honestly, Kevin might be morbidly obese. Yeah, no, you're mean than

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his doctor. And I'm having a
by definition, you know, I don't

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mean it like that. No,
I'm having a it is I'm I'm obese.

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And she's like, you're gonna be
diabetic soon if you don't watch it,

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man, And I said, all
right, well, I'm gonna have

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a big weekend and then get it
all out of my system and then on

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Monday, I'm gonna start fasting and
I may never eat again. And that's

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the plan. She's gonna come up
with a health plan for you, right.

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Ope, not dude, I'm not
one of those guys who's like,

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do this and this to make sure
that you're good when you're fifty four.

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Why aren't you one of those guys. I've already not. I don't have

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a long time. You don't know
that you could change that. I was

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till a long time ago. Fifty
one is probably good for me. Okay,

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we need sep who told you that
you have the worst doctors, and

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and look think about it like this, Kevo. If you're able to make

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some adjustments. The doctor makes some
good sound recommendations, and you try to,

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you know, incorporate a little bit
of self discipline. Baby steps,

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and it always starts with that.
It's a little bit at a time.

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You don't have to conquer rome in
a day. I know that's not the

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cliche, but you know what I'm
saying. Babies that may improve your sleep,

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not baby back ribs Kevin step one
ye write that one down. Yes,

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you may improve your sleep, possibly
once you lean out as I do

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a morning show though, I think
that's a part of the equation. And

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one thing and she goes, huh, let's station. Oh yeah, I'll

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be at the one year anniversary party
next Thursday. I can't believe you guys

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got brand new funk. He wants
to move on, and I kind of

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like how, I'm just saying it. Once you, once you take the

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first of the of what will be
many baby steps, and you will have

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a great support staff with Mike's roy
and myself, Yes, encouragement, love,

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accountability of love, this room and
JJ's room too, Gentle nintender,

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we will be You're gonna sleep better, You're gonna have more energy because you're

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gonna start walking. You're gonna start
walking half an hour. I'll do that.

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I mean, I woke every day, but let's get some I go

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to the gym four times a week. Is that accurate? Is that a

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factual? Statements? Be three to
four? I think one three and a

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half. It's what you told her? How old Jim? Every other day?

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What are you doing? But I
if it's a Friday, then I

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don't do it on Saturday or Sunday. Very often. I do go on

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Saturday sometimes. Okay, I got
a fitness center, then this is dietary,

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right. No, I have the
worst metabolism of all time. Like

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the Low Tis. I'm telling you
the Low T Center years ago. Loved

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them because I want there to get
checked out. And they did the score

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thing and they go, Jesus,
this is the professional Maybe I mean I

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interpreted that, but it was like
they were like, yeah, you got

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a real low score here, and
I was like, so, So the

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point is she's like, we're gonna
get your thyroid figured out first, then

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we'll go from there step on.
So we're good. Who why are we

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talking about me? I am not
important. You are important. You're important

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to us. You're the one who's
going to Buffalo, speaking of speaking of

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the land of fat people that drink
and eat a lot, where are you

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going this weekend? I'm going to
Buffalo, New York, and I am

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have budgeted myself to eat like a
madman this weekend, going nuts. Oh

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yes, isn't it good? I'm
doing all of it. It's gonna be

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wings. I have three or four
places, these famous joints. I almost

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looked up a wing tour it was, but it was by bike Buffalo.

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So you bike and you go to
the famous wing stops all throughout the city

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and you try wings there. But
when we decided to screw the bike part,

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so we just wrote down the names
of the places and we'll drive to

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them and then eat more of the
wings there and have no time restrictions.

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Uh. Yeah, we're gonna go
crush food bev. I'm gonna do a

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visit to Niagara Falls. We're gonna
take in the Miami Dolphins against the Buffalo

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Bills at one pm Eastern Standard in
Buffalo, New York. This is our

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last season playing in the state medium
that they're currently in, and I think

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they're getting a brand new monstrosity.
And we've always wanted to go to this

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stadium. I mean, this is
you know, we're Dolphin fans, so

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and we've taken a lot of beatings
up there, and it works out perfect

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because there should be a great game. It should be the game of the

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week. That's all amazing. They
changed the TV maps, they got rid

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of Bears, Broncos, they got
Bill's Dolphin. Yeah, so they went

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around the regional yaing good. Yeah, God. But as you prepare to

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go to a majestic place like Buffalo. I was telling Christina last night,

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look at you. Here's a little
girl from Crandell and you're going to Buffalo,

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New Your man is taking you to
Buffalo. What a lucky lady,

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Buffalo, You Buffalo. Who would
have ever thought it when you were a

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little seventh grade girl sitting in Texas
history class and you're in a flying airplane

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to Buffalo. Would you ever have
dreamed you would have gotten into a flying

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car with wings nation Buffalo. I'm
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But as with any trip I'm taking, I mean, the headline is

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obviously the football game. Everything's built
around that. But then what else do

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you do in Buffalo? You know, and you start looking, weather's gonna

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beautiful, like high sixties. Oh
yes, clear, I think it's gonna

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be flawless, which I'm looking forward
to. Was in Green Bay real quick,

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fifty two to fifty seven at night, Yeah, I mean just amazing

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and no win, hardly any win. And in the daytime, I mean

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the game time temperature was sixty nine
degrees. Yeah, so good. That's

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almost exactly what we're gonna be looking
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and you're like, god, I'm
sweaty. Yeah it's ninety seven. But

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the main thing you do if you
go to Buffalo, other than go to

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the Anchor bar Kevin, eat wings, eat beef on wick, eat hots

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hot dogs. The main thing to
visit would be Niagara Falls. Have either

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of you visit? Did Niagara Falls? No? Not to my memory,

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JJ, Niagara Falls. No,
the majestic beauty. I've not been that

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farm north. I went when I
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the Canadian side, and I'm pretty
vividly remembered. I mean, there's something

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to see, Like I think it's
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It's that we've done, what could
we've done? What we'd do and

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surround our beautiful things with T shirt
shops. But I remember being incredible the

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Canadian side, the Horseshoe side,
the famous side. There's an American side

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as well. It's a little choppier
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of Niagara. And I went when
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this museum and it was about people
who had gone over Niagara Falls in barrels

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and attempted to do so the history
of that, and man, this museum

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stuck with me almost much as the
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And they have the barrels in there. You're like, so I went over

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the I've been over that. In
this just incredible to see. So I

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did a little research project last night
on the history of this, okay,

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and I wanted to run you guys
through set. Do you have the dimensions

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in front of you as far as
how big of a drop that is?

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H Yeah, I do. Niagara
Fall is the highest flow rate of any

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waterfall and all of North America that
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hundred and sixty feet, which this
does vertical drop of about fifty meters hundred

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and sixty feet. Since eighteen fifty, more than five thousand people have gone

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over Niagara Falls, either intentionally as
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Five thousand people. Now they know
this because they've found about that many bodies

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at the bottom. So in one
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since eighteen fifty, thousands have been
swept over the falls. Only sixteen people

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have reportedly survived the feet out of
five thousand and give or take, that

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have gone over the falls. And
all the instances of people surviving have been

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over the Canadian side. That Horseshoe
Falls, the famous one that you've seen

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that's on postcards and everything, that's
more beautiful than the other. The very

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first successful going over the Horseshoe Falls
was nineteen oh one, was by a

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woman Annie Edson Taylor. She did
it on her sixty third birthday. She

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did this intentionally. She became the
first person ever survive a trip over Niagara

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in a barrel. She was poor
and she's like, this will make me

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rich. I don't know how this
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with they'll put me in the papers, and she had a custom made barrel

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for her trip constructed of oak and
iron and padded with a mattress, so

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sort of an iron outside. This
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her own attempt, she put a
domestic cat in her barrel and sent it

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over the falls to see if the
cat would survive. Baryl didn't break.

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Cat survived, and she's like,
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So on her sixty third birthday,
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She climbed in along with her lucky
heart shaped pillow. They screwed down

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the lid. Friends use a bicycle
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They plugged that hole with a cork
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old on her birthday and up down
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on her head. She made it. Did she get paid? She ended

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up not making almost any money,
and no died penniless, as they all

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do. But she was quoted as
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She said, if it was with
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anyone against attempting the feet. I
would sooner walk up the mouth of a

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cannon, knowing it was going to
blow me to pieces than make another trip

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over the fall, Like how scary
it was? You know, the Niagara

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Falls has claimed the life of an
MLB Hall of Famer. Okay, well

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it's not Roberto. That was a
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Year they put O del Hanty in
the Hall of Fame. He made it.

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It's the first time you've ever heard
of him. His numbers stack up.

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He got kicked off a night train
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Kicked off the train and he fell
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and tumped over the side of that
bad boy. Body mangled, one leg

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severed. They found his body.
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the because it just seems to me
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doesn't sound that tall if you're talking
about landing in water. But it's got

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to be the rocks that are at
the bottom or what kills people. Right

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nineteen o one lady landed on She
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that was just water. There's multiple
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thing going over and yes, you
get caught under the water coming down and

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it crushes whatever it is. There
are rocks galore down there, and things

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that go over get caught in the
rocks and behind the falls, and you

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just get stuck there forever. Okay, So to make it over, stay

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on top of the water, not
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into the flats again is kind of
the key to this whole thing if you

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want to survive this. Bad Boy
nineteen eleven. The second successful dude Bobby

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Leech. He was a Barnum and
Bailey circus man. He went over the

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falls in a metal barrel, barrel, metal barrel, spent six months in

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the hospital covering two broken kneecaps a
fractured jaw, but he did make it

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nine face slammon up against in everything. Yes, these people are idiots.

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Nineteen twenty eight. Jean Lucier,
the third successful, went over in a

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large ball with a spring, steel
frame and rubber covering. And if something

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is proven to be more successful than
anything else, it's using a rubber instead

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of wood and metal. Yeah,
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Ye, So that turned into the
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okay. One another guy who made
it, Nathan Boya in nineteen sixty

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one we're talking and we're getting closer
to modern times. He went over the

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falls in a rubber ball nicknamed the
Plungo Sphere. The ball hit the rocks

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on impact and bounced. Boy was
uninjured and he made it over. That

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turned into one of the more successful
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Seven year old kid Roger Woodward was
swept over the falls in nineteen sixty.

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Woodward and his sister Deanne, they
were in a twelve foot aluminum fishing boat

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like a mile up stream. They
lost power and they started going toward the

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falls. Oh oh hello. The
boat subsequently capsized from the rapids. Dan

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this sister was pulled from the river
just twenty feet from the brink of the

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falls. That's the one I can't
get over. Imagine that scene in nineteen

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sixty. You see people floating,
flailing, and somebody rescued that little girl

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by grabbing her arm twenty feet from
the edge of these falls. And then

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thing gets humming as it's about to
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And we are talking about Niagara Falls
and people have gone over the edge could

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reset. But Roger, the kid, and the older guy, James Honeycutt

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went over the falls. Roger,
seven year old kid who was wearing a

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life jacket and remained buoyant, was
rescued by the Maiden of the midst at

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the bottom of the falls. Seven
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no barrel, no, nothing's unhurt, survived. I doesn't say that's amazing.

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You know what this goes to show
how exponentially fast the modern era of

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technology evolves. Because you're talking about
thirty years before they realized, you know,

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we shouldn't move from wood to Thirty
years ago we barely had the Internet,

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and now we have artificial intelligence writing
anything that we need better than we

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can do it. A segment for
another day. Ye can't handle what we're

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doing right now. It's happen.
It's happening faster, one hundred times faster

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than it should. Then we can
process. Then we should be able to

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process. Another dude at eighty four
went over in a barrel. His only

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injury was when he made impact his
wrist watch hit him in the face,

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knocked a tooth out, but he
survived as well. Eighty five, Steve

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Trotter went over another kind of a
rubber barrel. He made it. Other

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people have made it, and then
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wasn't a fluke and died hard.
That's the second time. Yes, why

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did you ever? I don't know. I'm good I did it, so

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you know what they did. They
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tried to get it on camera the
next time. The deaths were even crazier.

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Jesse Sharp nineteen ninety went over the
Niagara Falls in a plastic kayak.

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He had intended to continue paddling on
the river after the fall and had a

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dinner reservation at a restaurant four miles
downstream. Did you make it? After

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beginning hit the plunge, he quickly
disappeared into the falls. Although his kayak

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was later found, his body was
never recovered. He just thought he was

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gonna calibunga and land a complete calibunga. Sharp decided not to wear a life

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jacket in case it impeded his escape
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and he refused to wear a helmet
in order to keep his face recognizable to

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the cameras. After he succeeded Absolutely
crazy and then one of the wild this

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One's nineteen ninety five Robert over Overaccer, he went over the Falls? Is

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he real? Dramatic change? Roberts
over at He later changed his name to

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Jim Carrey. He went over the
falls in ninety five in a jet Skis

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my man, you're gonna google this. There is video and a still photo.

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Make it. He was trying to
raise awareness for the homeless, as

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many of these people are doing.
His rocket propelled terror chute failed to open.

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Rocket propelled. He had a parachute
with the rocket. This was a

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go and then blow him forward.
It failed to open. He fell to

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his death. Oh my god.
Yeah, it's crazy. It's a fun

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deep dive going into the things that
have happened at Niagara Falls, which is

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where I'm heading it up in Buffalo
this weekend. Uh, it is very

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illegal now to do this in any
way. Obviously they made it that way

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in like nineteen fifty, I think. Uh, but yeah, there's some

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wild stories. I think the most
recent survival documented his twenty nineteen and uh

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that was illegally or yeah, well
this it may have been a suicide attempt

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that he accidentally survived. You don't
know, because apparently he climbed a rail

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and they appeared to intentionally jump into
the water up and over and then he

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was found. And then he was
found at the Lower Niagara River basin,

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sitting on the rock at the water's
edge, where he was then arrested.

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That's amazing, pretty cool. So
anyway, I'm going to Buffalo to what

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you guys think. I'm going to
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But let's just say so Roy Industries
might be heading up there to change

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the game. On going over Niagara
Falls the first twin brother tandem. Maybe

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there's rockets, maybe there's parachutes.
There's definitely rubber up and over we go,

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drawn am, stay out of the
water, Brod. I just want

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to get in for a second,
take a picture, then I'll get right

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back out. He can't help it, though he loves the water. I'm

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not gonna be there to save you, dude. I would just say,

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keep your eye on the news this
weekend. No, absolutely, that's all

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I record tracking that. Thank you, Mike. We will watch you on

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Monday and Tuesday, but we'll have
we'll cover it up and we'll look forward

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to your stories on Wednesday. Coming
up next. Zeke is back in town.

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What does it all mean? Though
reguly you look back at the most

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important thing in the world, the
reuniting of the cowboys and Zeke so on

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Sunday next, and nice up one
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