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Hey, listen, Commardics Who Go
Podcast Episode four forty four. I'm brand

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O home here with Rider and we're
gonna take a look at a classic modern

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mid range deck now in our theme
song at least the second time, the

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first time every time. Hey Ryan, We're back for yet another whirlwind adventure.

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How you doing? We're back?
What is going down? A whole

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ton is going down. We're recording
on a beautiful day here in Saskatoon.

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We got some stories to tell,
some people to thank, A really interesting

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deck to get into. That's an
upgrade of a pre con we talked about

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a couple of weeks ago, or
as we like to call it, fourteen

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and a half sets and one secret
layer super drop a go. But before

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we get to any of that,
we have to thank our official business Daddy's

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pile of bones brewing cold here the
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after our good friend Keel. And
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c CEO Sidewalk Slam Season two right
here on YouTube. Holy smokes, did

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that all at one breath? Yeah? There you go, and piece of

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podcasting trivia for people. Brando was
practicing the intro, practicing the intro,

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practicing, and then when he said
classic modern mid range deck, he switched

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the positions of all the words on
the fly, and I was like,

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well, is he gonna screw it? Us? Nailed it, got it

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in the first take. Kind of
yes, yeah, first enough, yeah,

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first enough for what our purposes dictate
correct? Okay, well big thanks

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to the dufferent Avenue Media Network Network, Studio network. Yes, it's always

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good times being here. This an
arcade machine and a fridge with sodas and

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beer in it, candy including the
stunt beers, which are just strictly here

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as stunt beers, yes sir.
Yeah, they get paid the big bucks.

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And there's candies and there's producers and
it's all very professional. There's even

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an on air sign which is really
cool. Yeah that I replaced the batteries

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in last weekend. Yeah, and
so it's super can you there? It

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is? There? It is?
It is. You can see it.

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You would see it if you're watching
it on YouTube, which because they work

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really hard to make us look good. Yeah, super cool, and I

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guess big thanks to everybody who I
asked on the CEO discord last week about

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a little bit of feedback on the
longer pre show last week. Yeah,

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and the longer pre shows in general
over the last few weeks. And we

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did another kind of long one.
I forgot to ask Gary how long it

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was. But anybody who likes those, if you want to listen to them

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in audio format, and I assume
that if you want to listen to it

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in audio format, you're listening to
this podcast in audio format. Yeah.

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Check out the pre show because we
talk magic, we do giveaways. We

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got the we got the booster pack
game on there where you can win CCIO

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sticker pack. Eh booster pack.
Ah. I said it in the wrong

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order. CEO sticker pack, Yeah, CEO token pack, Crimonial pack,

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a magic cord and we did.
We did Junned yesterday. That's what we're

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doing today. Yes, the junded
Deck, jund Deck. That's what you

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hear for today. We've got Modern
Horizons, three Commander, Desa, the

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the Gufator, Desa, the Restless. I'm gonna get read like Lisa the

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Gofator. I want to my wife
ta give me a After we reader,

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we'll do some podcast business. We'll
get straight into the deck tech so we

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can get straight the hell outside and
drink beer because it's four hundred degrees in

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here. Yes, that's the plan. Yes, I got a good plan.

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Gifenador Terminator. People have seen the
Terminator, including Ryan, Yes,

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I have. I actually met somebody
who had never seen Terminator before, and

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it was it Sam, No,
you had two people they never seen two

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people have never seen Terminator before.
And so he watched it for the first

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time, and he said that the
thing that stuck out the most to him

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about Terminator was like, Ernie has
all those iconic lines. You got to

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the chop up, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'll be back comes

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from Terminator Terminator. Yeah. And
he was expecting it to be this like

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epic line and this really serious kind
of situation in the movie, right yeah,

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But no, he just like walks
up to the cops and the guy's

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like, yeah, wait over there
on the bench, he goes, I'll

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be back, and he just drives
a cop card through the front of the

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building, right Like It's almost a
throwaway line that became this like huge meme

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for decades. Yes, yes,
yeah, that was like the big takeaway

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that he had from the movie.
Thought, so that was that was number

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one, right, yeah? And
then number two was Austin Leavista baby yep.

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And then number three he comes up
in an elevator and the elevator opens

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or whatever, and he says,
I'm back. Hey, here's another piece

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of trivia. I've seen four Terminator
movies. What was the fourth one?

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The number four Terminator Salvation with Christian
Bale. It's the one where Christian Bale

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goes off on like the camera guy
or whatever. Oh that one that's like

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the prequel one or whatever where it's
set in the future, but like,

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no, it's a sequel. I
don't even know when it it happened.

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He set in the future but before
anything happened, so it's technically a prequel.

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But in the future. That's like
next level shit, right next it's

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the Terminator that doesn't always a Terminator? Is what that one's about? Right?

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I suppose he's like, I'm human. It's like pro like you're literally

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inside out on a table. You're
not human? Yeah, just you're you're

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lying to yourself. Yeah, okay, well desa the Terminator, Yes,

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five six human sculp for Green,
Red, Black, two Sick whenever a

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lurgwif permanent card is put into your
graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield.

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Yeah, put it onto the battlefield. Yeah. Okay, so discard or

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mill and we're gonna get it.
Correct. Whenever one or more creatures you

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control deal combat damage to a player, create a Tarmagoif token. Yes,

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and tell the lovely people in the
nation what a tarmagoif token is. A

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Tarmergo token is a star star plus
one. Creature that is green that has

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it gets plus one plus one for
each type of card in the graveyard Creature,

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Sorcery, Instant, plains Walker,
Artifact, Enchantment, battle or Siege

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or the hell at Siege, Siege, Kindred, whatever they're calling that now,

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and plains Walker said, okay,
Land, those are the one.

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So it could be technically a nine
to ten for possibly free. If you

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and the other people at the table
have jumped through a few hoops, this

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deck spoiler alert is capable of jumping
through all those hoops. If I love

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hoops to get Tara tokenss, we're
gonna call it. I love that they

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took that the scariest, most powerful
creature that just defined formats for so long

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and just made it into a shitty
creature to reduced him to a token.

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Yeah, reduced him to a tt
Yeah, he's basically a saperlink. Yes,

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and there are times, hypothetically speaking
where it might lose a fight to

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a sapling. I suppose that is
impossible. It probably is, but it

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might. Okay, it will happened. That's that's my favorite. That's that's

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my favorite. Let's do some podcasting
business. Then we're gonna jump into the

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deck. If somebody rest in pieces
you all the atomaglives suck all of a

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sudden, Oh, yes, it
becomes zero ones. Yes, somebody cracks

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a removes all graveyards from games,
all your ttarmogliphs zero ones. That's the

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first piece of business. So if
you're not into that, if you didn't

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if you didn't want me at my
legacy defining a fifty dollars price tag,

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Yeah, you don't deserve me at
my my zero one that you picked up

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off the floor store. I think
I said that in the wrong order.

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It doesn't matter. If you didn't
want me at my ten cent common on

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the floor, you don't deserve me
at my legacy defining fifty dollars nonfoil.

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Yes, yeah, there it is
there. We got there, We did

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it, okay. So if you
want to see this deck or decks like

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this that may be our Patreon supporters
play. You can tune into CEO's curb

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Side Pickup. Oh yeah, yeah, that happens two days from now for

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us, uh four days ago for
you on the YouTube channel. There it

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is. You go to YouTube.
You search Commander Cookout. You can find

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all the great stuff. You can
see all of our shows behind us on

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the Studio TV, like Brando's Box
Opening, Commander a Populum, Gemstone,

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Mine, the CEDH one with John
Mac, History with Mac, Yeah,

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all that stuff Mac, Jake,
History Man. Where were you guys when

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I was coming up with I don't
know. I have to do another graphic

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for CEO's Curbside Pickup Games of DH
yes, where our Patreon supporters get together

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with Colton, the guy who puts
the videos together. That's Jenny McCarthy's brother

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in the discord. If you're looking
for him to schedule a game and he

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cuts him down to like the first
one's like fourteen minutes wow, and I

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think the second one is fifteen or
seventeen minutes. And it's just like bank

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bank card card card, card card
attack, tach card card, card card,

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and then it usually ends in some
funny, quippy way like oh,

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I guess I'll block with my face. Good game and credit scene boom shows

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over. Like you could take a
crap in less time than this game takes.

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I mean I probably could. No, I said that wrong too.

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This game takes less time that it
takes for you to have a crap.

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Yeah yeah, yeah, So if
you're crapping at work, because why wouldn't

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you You always poop on company time, everybody, just do that, put

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your headphones in and watch some curb
side pickup. Yeah, that's it.

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That's that is I think that's the
tagliney watch it while you're taking a crack,

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Watch it while you're taking a dump
on the curb. Maybe I don't

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know. Yeah, I suppose if
you're like almost, guy, that's what

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you want to do, Like,
yeah, so if you want to get

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in, if you want to schedule
that, if you want to help support

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that and any of the content that
we do and all of the stuff that

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we do Patreon, dot com,
slash c Sealed Podcast, that's the way

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to go. What would be worse
sitting on like a pail game and pooping

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into the pail, but like the
edge is like kind of rubbing and you

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can't. You got to like not
support yourself while you're squatting down. Yeah,

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or like a five gallon bucket because
you can sit on those, No,

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like a like a a ice,
like a like a pail. Yeah,

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like a bucket that you get like
from a tree, like a milk

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bucket that you'd get from like on
a dairy farm or something. Yeah,

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bro, what year is this fricking
eighteen twelve? Listen as modern as I

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can get, okay, and then
or or pooping on a milk crate because

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then you can sit all the way
down, but you have to be real

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accurate because you got to make it
through the holes. It's like a strainer.

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Yeah, Like which one do you
think would be like more terrifying?

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On one hand, you got to
do all this difficult physical work and like

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everybody's gonna know what you're doing because
you're squatting over a bucket. This is

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whereas with the milk crate, you
are like just maybe you're just sitting there.

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They don't know what you're Nobody knows
what you're doing, but you run

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the risk of if your accuracy is
not up to snuff, you could end

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up with it like a shitty butt. Is this another slimy or dry question

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like with the el drawsis. Yes, it is slimy or dry. I

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would rather shit on a bucket because
I know physically I can do that,

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keeping in mind with very little clean
up required. Keep in my mind this

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is on the like the curb side
you are, you're doing it on a

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street corn it's in public, yes, like people might see you. It's

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not a busy street, but like
it's happening. In the comments below like

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yeah, which which would you prefer
with you? I think is yeah?

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More difficulty And if you want to
let everybody else know, Patreon is how

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you do it. You get into
the discord great community in there. I

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want to just take one second,
couple seconds, okay, And for anybody

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who who's interested or or doesn't know, I guess about how much good shit

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is in CCO nation, including shits
in buckets. I guess see. Uh

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It's it struck me the other day, like it does every once in a

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while that we have such a freaking
fantastic like community that the podcast has built.

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Yea, and that Commander cookout has
built and now that we've got like

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more shows on the network and stuff, I see people getting congratulations all the

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time on like a good episode or
deck suggestions or jokes and memes and so

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much. So, Like we started
the CEO Experience, Yep, we're gonna

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talk about the Regina one coming up
in the next few episodes, and we

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couldn't go to the one in Vegas
this year, God damn it. And

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like I kind of dropped that on
some of the people that were in the

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Vancouver experience, and just a bunch
of people in Vancouver were like, Hey,

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if you need a hand, let
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to help. I want to make
sure that this kind of stuff still happens

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because ceco Nation is like my family, right, And I'm like, man,

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frick yep, super cool. We've
built a really great community and you're

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happy that you're all part of it. Yeah, unless you're an asshole,

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in which case you can see the
well thing you're not involved. Like it's

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just we don't have any of those
right. So Patreon is kind of how

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that started, which was a result
of the cast, and it's allowed us

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to build the community and kind of
do things like prizes at the CEO Experience

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and kind of subsidized merch when people
ask me, and and cameras and green

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screens for CEO Studio and all the
stuff that we've done over the last few

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years. So I just wanted to
say thank you because we don't say thank

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you enough. Yeah, well thanks, yeah. There, And if you

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want to be a part of it, you can do it or become a

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YouTube member because it's kind of the
same thing. I guess, so,

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I guess. So it's like you
just sign up and you help support the

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show, which is fantastic. Appreciate
you. So we're talking about this goyflady,

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Yeah, Goyflady. She's the Goyfinator, she's the the what do you

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call it? The classic jauhnned Now, if you've ever played against a classic

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John deck, traditionally, what they
are is it's a red and black and

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green deck, yes, that features
mostly the most value layden slash best stuff

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available to the colors to just kind
of grind your opponents into the dirt by

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killing off their stuff cheaply and using
your value laden creatures like ptarmago if,

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which traditionally is like a what you
say, four or five for two,

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which is pretty good to just like
beat them to death. But it's not

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like these big swing and hit you
for a hundred. It's like hitch you

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for seven, hit you for ten, hit you for nine, you know,

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like a bunch of times in a
row. Yeah, just to just

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wear you down while you're not able
to get out of the blocks because we're

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too busy killing your shit. And
that's what we have for you here today.

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I've got a little bit of a
a summation or a summary of what

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Jund is and you you kind of
covered it there, like it's very value

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driven, right yes, and it's
got blacks win it all cost kind of

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stratagem where I'll pay life for cards
or I'll like sacrifice my stuff to get

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more of your stuff, right,
I don't care as long as it hurts

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you. Right. It's got Green's
advantages which is big creatures maniperduction card draw

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when we talk about Commander, not
Junda of old but in Commander but now,

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And it's got reds, speed and
immediacy. It can burn you.

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It'll hurt you, and if you're
at ten, like you could just be

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dead. Oh yeah, right,
like with any myriad of red things right

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and classic Junda of Old really took
advantage of I guess value in terms of

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like things like tarmargave. It was
a four or five for two very important

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that it had more toughness because it
bounced off of other tarmergives. It was

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usually bigger than goblins and mrph folk
and other things. In legacy, it

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had value in terms of number of
cards deployed while taking away your cards,

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so it would do like it would
do like a bituminous blast, which is

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a four damage to a creature spell. With cascade, you'd cascade into a

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blood braid, which is a three
two with haste, which would skid into

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blightning or a lightning bolt or a
thought seies, all effectively doing the same

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thing, making you discard cards or
killing your things, or a ptarmagoif ormaief

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which is better than your creature ren
and six or what was the other one

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that was really good for a while, Oh, yeah there was in six

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and legacy. Yeah, there was
another of the veil. Yes, was

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the other the veil, because that
was another one that you could just put

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down gain virtual life. If they
attacked, it would make them discard right

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or make them sack their shit,
yeah, make them sack stuff. Yeah.

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So it just has all these different
ways to like make up card advantage,

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virtual advantage, virtual life value.
It does all of those things over

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and over and over and over again, because guess what, it can also

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get stuff out of its graveyard with
black and green and cast instance and sorceries

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from its graveyard with red. We're
switching over to Genden Commander now, of

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course, so we're gonna have to
look for ways that take advantage of just

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generic shitty now tarmagi and see,
like, does this still have like the

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gravity toss that Junda Old did?
And I would say that it does,

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and it does a lot of that
by taking that new Commander deck, slash

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a bunch of Madi ho ho host
stuff and replacing all of the traditional value

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creatures you'd find in a gen deck
with just different iterations of Tarmagif. Yeah,

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who is let's let's be if you
play one Tarmagif in your deck just

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kind of as a creature, it
probably sucks. It's probably things. There's

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things that I'd rather spend two mana
on, like like a heroic intervention or

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maybe a rampant growth that's gonna like
power me out to cast things that are

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gonna be bigger than tarmaguif right,
I'd rather play a rampant growth than a

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tarmagif. Let that sink in,
right, let that sink in. So,

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but we're gonna do that by taking
Instead of having one, we're going

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to make several. Playing a bunch
of them. Yeah, yeah, and

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one sucks. But if dem goifs
are pretty good. And that goes back

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to the classic mantra like if you
can break the rule of commander, then

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you're probably doing something powerful, yes, because the rule is there to limit

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people playing multiples of the most powerful
card in their deck. That's right,

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okay, so big thanks to new
patron or returning patron finger blast, mommy

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three, mommy sniff. That's who
submitted this deck. Funny every time.

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I like that one. That's a
good one. Funny every time. That's

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let's start with the ramp. The
ramp section relatively straightforward, but we'll well,

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we'll pound through it. There's there's
one new card that will stop and

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talk about. We have a sol
ring Oracto signal. Nature's Lord Ignoble hierarch

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of far seeking fanatic co Rona's,
a death right shaman, a Bird's of

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Paradise, and an arcane signet.
Who do you want to talk about there?

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Fanatic of Rona's Fanati of Roney.
Oh yeah, that's the new one.

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I thought that was a different one. It's a one four for two

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manadorc that were a green or if
you have a creature with power for or

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greater, it taps for green green
green green, Yes, and then it

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also has green green two eternalize,
which means if it's in your bin,

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you get I think it's a four
to four black zombie version of it that

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does all that same shit. Yes, that's exactly what it is, which

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is very cool. So let's let
this just for a second because we've got

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a section called jundam out, which
is our value. Yes, but let's

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just take a look at this and
break down what this card means. It's

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a one four, so it's a
good blocker. Early game, nobody's gonna

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get chip ins on you, right. It adds Mana like at the same

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clip that Rampant Growth does right to
Mana to get one extra manap but late

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game it's going to allow you to
go over the top by giving you for

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MANA or let's call that midgame mid
range, but late game, if you've

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just got extra MANA kicking und you
can get it back and now it's a

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four to four like it does all
of those things. If you just really

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need a four to four, you
can tap this thing for four, sack

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it to something, and then use
the four that you just tapped it for

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to get it back as a four
to four. Oh that's a good idea.

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Like, it's a really good card. And the two times that I

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have deployed it in a game,
it's always been like, oh, I

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can't get it at rando no more. The thing has four toughness, What

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the hell? Right, it stops
a lot of those value to four is

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a lot. Four is a big
number when it comes to especially in the

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early game. Right. Yeah,
it's pretty good. Yeah, four on

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turn two is good. Yeah.
So let's move to removal and we've got

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some Let's do protection first, because
okay, June Protection has lightning greaves,

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heroic intervention and deflecting squad. That
is all. Let us move on to

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removal. You know what's funny is
I would almost say with the amount of

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graveyard stuff that we care about,
in this deck, I almost feel like

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you don't need a bunch of protection
because you're like, I don't care if

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it dies. It's like, where's
the doulph lungern meme? Hey, if

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he dies, he does yeh.
From Rocky Man Rocky four, the best

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Rocky movie. If you asked me, I love that one is one long

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montage. It's yes, the whole
movie is a montage. Let's do a

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montage of removal spells in Gunder Oh
my god, do we just want to

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hit these real fast and then go
back through them or we want to talk

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about them individually. I'll hit them
fast and then you tell me which ones.

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I'll mouse over and we'll go back
to. Okay, okay, Doo

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Doom, Doom, Terminate, tear, ass under terras Under, Tarfire,

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Mailstrom, Pulse, Lightning Bolt Hey
in Commander Calligan's Command, Damnation, Chander's

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Ignition, one of my personal favorites. Bituminous, Nope, Blast, Femous

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Act, Bitter Triumph, Assassin's Trophy, and abrupt decay. Very cool.

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Yeah, they all get a guy
or they get all the guys correct.

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Yeah, so of note, we
have a tarfire that's our kindred spell.

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That we have. It's it's shock, but it's a kindred spell, so

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it makes your wife bigger. Yes, that's the only one we play in

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the deck, and it's there for
exactly why I just said that, could

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we could we tutor for it,
cast it, and then make our wives

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bigger. Yes, that's not a
terrible idea. That's not especially if we

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got like five or six wives.
You waste a tutor on like a shitty

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removal spell for a man odor,
but then you get like five or six

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more damage in it's pretty good.
It's probably fine, and you've probably removed

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like a little shitty chump blocker,
right yep. I think also have noticed

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Coligan's command. I think that that's
in here because it's a it's a Jundt

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card. It's not here because it's
a good card. It's here because it's

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a jund card. Bro This card
like tore up standard and modern for a

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while, like yeah, years ago. But how many times have you seen

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it played in a game of dyah. Well, I'll give it a read

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and i'll decide. Okay, black
red one instant choose two. Okay,

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return target creature card from your graveyard
to your hand. That's fine. Also,

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target player discards a card that could
be us, it could be us,

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and get a Tarma wife out of
that, and we discard a card

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that we don't have in our graveyard
debt to make our other tarmaglifs bigger too.

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Or you could get a tarmac gooif
back from your graveyard to your hand

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and then discard it to put it
back into play. Oh that's pretty good.

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Okay, okay, destroy target artifact
or it deals to damage to target

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creature or player. Cool. That
card is good in this deck. It's

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not bad. It's just I feel
like we could probably play something like I

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don't know, maybe a tutor Okay, yeah, right, like that would

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be maybe. Yes, you could
play a vampire tutor to find a goy

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from put it on top before you
mil one, or you could find something

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to get it into scard to play. Just stuff like that. Yeah,

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this card, the numbers on it
seem wrong for commander, but it works

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in this deck. Like this should
be like a sorcery for five or six,

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and it should be like get a
creature onto the battlefield and deal for

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damage to target creature only a forty
something right Yeah? Anyways, uh Chandra's

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ignition. I think you're gonna get
a lot of use out of because all

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of your creature's power are smaller than
their toughness as long as they're a traditional

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goyf, so long as they're a
traditional GoIF. So your Chadre's ignition will

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probably leave. At least your tokens
will remain alive because a ptarmagif token targeted

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with the schan resignation can't kill itself. So you're doing good there. Yeah,

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that's a good catch, ack suit. I didn't think it happens,

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So that's pretty cool. I liked
it's that's in there, and it'll it's

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probably gonna do what four or five
maybe six to all creatures and opponents.

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That's pretty good man. Yep.
And then Bitter Triumph is in here.

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Now I'm not sure what the gimmick
there is, but it's an instant for

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black and one as an additional cost
you discard a card or pay three life

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discard a card, puts a wife
into play, and I guess it's also

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an instant that kills a planes walker. That can instant that kills a planes

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walker or a creature. Yeah,
and gets you a goiy for free.

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I guess that's the thing. Yeah, yeah, okay, card draw,

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card draw, card draw, because
like there's not very many sections in this

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deck, because we've got a Junda
mount section after this, yep, a

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guitterbackers section, which sometimes I like
to include in card draw because it's like

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I'm getting a card back, but
I'm picking which one it is. But

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the picking is kind of slim.
It's like how I always combine my protection

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and my removal sections together because I'm
protecting myself by killing you. Oh well,

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protection one on one with Uncle Brando. Yeah, because if you're dead,

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you can't hurt me. That's just
science. Yes, okay, draw

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and getterbackers. We'll do them as
one. Here. We've got fourteen card

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draw spells. First, we've got
Bitter Reunion Cathartic Reunion. Yes, those

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are like discards to draw multiples,
right, So you get a Goay for

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free and then draw two cards.
We've got Dark Confidant, which is a

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jund classic John stapleon Legacy. On
your turn, you reveal a card and

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you lose life equal to its converted
manocostp and then put it in your hand.

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Put it into your hand, and
this deck doesn't have like the Haymaker

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eight ten, twelve mana like Commander
cards. It's a lot of like tops

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out at four and five. Right
yeah, yep, Okay, we've got

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elemental bond. Whenever a creature power
three or greater entries battlefield draw card.

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We've also got along those same lines
as Garrick's Uprising. It's the same card

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essentially, but it gives your dude's
trample and it triggers on a creature with

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four or greater. Yep, and
we've got a Greater Good, which is

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the same thing, but you've got
to sacrifice a guy to draw that.

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MANI we've got your favorite harmonize get
that the gotta here man, Fyrexian Arena,

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Sylvan Library Classic Card draw. We've
got a vault born Tyrant man.

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That guy's cool. I like him. Okay, give him a read.

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It's a it's a six six for
seven, two of which are green.

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It's got trample. Then it has
Garrick's Uprising staple to it. Whenever a

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creature comes into play that's power forward
greater, you gain three life and draw

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card. And if that wasn't enough, when this creature eat shit, if

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it wasn't a token. You get
a token back of it that is an

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artifact, a robot dinosaur. So
it's like Godzilla goes down and then Meca

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Godzilla comes back to take its revenge. So cool. Yeah, I like

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that. I like getting this guy
back from my graveyard when I have the

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token on the battlefield and then use
this guy to like draw card off of

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when I cast him, play another
card, draw two cards, sack this

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guy, get another guy, and
smack all three of your opponents. Make

400
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three gos, gain eighteen. Yeah, fucking dope. Yeah, what it

401
00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:11.359
is, Yeah, faithless loing Lord
Win Graces is the planes walker. His

402
00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:15.759
plus two is discard a card,
Hey, then we get a GoIF if

403
00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:18.359
we discard a then draw land.
No, sorry, discard a card,

404
00:27:19.240 --> 00:27:22.279
then draw card. Yes, if
you discarded a land card, draw two.

405
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:26.640
Correct, that's what his plus is. His minus three is return up

406
00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:30.599
to two target land cards from your
graveyard to the battlefield. Pretty good,

407
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:33.759
which we might use, but once
we get to the GoIF section we find

408
00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:37.319
that we might not use that.
We don't typically go into the land section

409
00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:41.079
in our deck tecks on just because
they kind of get a little samzy.

410
00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:45.200
But I think that they're printing,
especially in these Badi Ho Ho Ho commander

411
00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:48.880
decks. I think there's lots and
lots of really cool non basic lands that

412
00:27:49.480 --> 00:27:55.400
do different stuff. Right, There's
like the there's the command tower that pays

413
00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:57.319
life, but also you can sack
it to draw card. Yeap. There's

414
00:27:57.359 --> 00:28:02.079
the one that blinks opponent or blinks
creatures when you put it in an instant

415
00:28:02.119 --> 00:28:04.079
speed for some manna. I think
all those have a home here, and

416
00:28:04.119 --> 00:28:07.559
something like a Lord wind Grace could
allow you to get like double value out

417
00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:12.519
of stuff like that. So I
think that it's worth looking at all those

418
00:28:12.640 --> 00:28:15.880
kinds of cards going forward. We're
not gonna but like just when you're looking

419
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:19.319
at something like Lord wind Grace,
make a make good and certainly your land

420
00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:22.599
base is actually there to take advantage
of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

421
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:25.720
for sure. That's why he goes
in lands decks, right, That's

422
00:28:25.720 --> 00:28:29.440
why he's the commander of lands deck
so often, because he can be okay,

423
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.759
get trog ravenous ride. This has
got saddle. I don't think that

424
00:28:33.799 --> 00:28:37.640
anybody cares about that. No,
it's a six five for five with Tramplin

425
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:41.200
haste. When the get trog Ravenous
ride deals combat damage to a player.

426
00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:45.359
You may sacrifice a creature that's saddled
it this turn. If you do draw

427
00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:49.400
x cards where x and put up
to x lands from your hand on a

428
00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:56.079
matfield tap where x is the sacrificed
creature's powers outrageous. Maybe we do care

429
00:28:56.119 --> 00:28:59.480
if he's saddled. I guess we
saddle him with a tarmo waife and sacrifice

430
00:28:59.519 --> 00:29:03.279
him and just get all our stuff. That thing is an all star in

431
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:07.559
the necro Bloom. Oh yeah,
okay, you're speaking from experience. Yes,

432
00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:10.680
did you get pounded? Well,
no, you swing in with them,

433
00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:15.519
right, and then you sacrifice your
however big, however big let's say

434
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:19.960
four to four right, then you
dredge eight, putting four lands back into

435
00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:23.079
your hand with your draw, and
then you put all those lands into play.

436
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:26.720
Oh yeah, that's pretty good.
It's just it's it's very good.

437
00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:29.680
That's pretty good. Checkout. Was
it last week or the week before where

438
00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:32.759
we did the necro Bloom week before? Check it out? Maybe Joe will

439
00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:36.200
have the thumbnail on the screen so
he can like tell people what it looks

440
00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:37.839
like this. Let's talk about this
junk for a second. Okay, so

441
00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:41.480
this is the last one, I'm
gonna bring up the man. I was

442
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:45.079
hoping if I brought up the screen
of it. I wish that it would

443
00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:49.880
be the right way. But this
is a invasion of Mercadia your place,

444
00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:56.079
yep, And it's a siege,
and it's sideways. When it comes into

445
00:29:56.119 --> 00:29:59.680
play, you can discard a card
if you do draw two cards. That's

446
00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:02.480
fine, that's what it does.
It's good in here. And why the

447
00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:06.519
fuck are you playing battles man,
because it makes you bigger. This is

448
00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:12.720
the only time it's okay to play
this crap. And when and when it

449
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:18.200
says discard a card on it in
this exact deck, now you flip it

450
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:22.599
over after you defeat the battle.
It's got like four battle toughness whatever,

451
00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:26.880
a bunch of shit. You can
go red to discard a card, create

452
00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:32.559
two one to one blue and red
elementals. Creatures you control, get plus

453
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:34.279
one plus ozho and gain haste until
und to turn. Sure. Yeah,

454
00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:37.240
sure, it also says discard a
card on it. And I think that

455
00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:41.400
that's just important because we are going
to draw a bunch of cards with the

456
00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:48.319
really recursive type of draw we have
in here. Draw when creatures enter mass

457
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:53.240
draw with greater Good, flashback draw
with faithless Looting, win Grace, repeatable

458
00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:56.000
for extit Arena Silver liber We're gonna
draw a lot of cards, yes,

459
00:30:56.079 --> 00:31:00.440
so to be able to discard them
kind of at will, I think is

460
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.480
going to be very important in this
deck. Yes, okay, not too

461
00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:07.319
bad. Let's talk about some gutterbackers, getterbackers, Battle Good Recovery. It's

462
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:10.839
a gutterbacker and a land on the
back. Yes. Another battle, another

463
00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:14.799
fucking battle, battle for Chandelar,
not even the good one, which is

464
00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:18.799
battle for a Korea right. Correct. When it comes into play, you

465
00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:22.160
return up to three permanent cards from
your graveyard to your hand, so it's

466
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:27.400
like recycle for recycles mane cost.
But then recover recover, Yes, and

467
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.759
then you gotta attack it to do
four damage to it to put it in

468
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.319
your bind to make your bigger.
I don't mind that balls. What does

469
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:40.200
it flip over into? Oh?
I don't know. Let's let's find out

470
00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:42.960
an enchantment that says, at the
beginning of your upkeep, you may put

471
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:47.839
a permanent card from your graveyard nope, hand onto the battlefield. Oh that's

472
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:48.880
pretty good. That's pretty good.
That's all right, it's pretty good.

473
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:52.960
I don't hate that, I don't
hate that. How many battle toughness for

474
00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:56.359
four it's fine, go will kill
it. And then a six this card

475
00:31:56.400 --> 00:31:59.920
from may Ho ho ho actually expensive, very good card. Okay, give

476
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:05.039
it is a two to four for
green two with reach whatever it attacks you

477
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:07.200
mil three cards. Then you may
put a land from among the milled cards

478
00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:10.759
into your hand, and it gives
all the permanence that aren't lands in your

479
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.279
graveyard retrace, which means you can
discard a land from your hand that six

480
00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:17.480
probably just got you, and then
you can pay the mana cost of said

481
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:22.640
spell and play it cast it from
your graveyard. And notably, retrace does

482
00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:29.039
not exile that card from your graveyard
after it's cast much important, it goes

483
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:31.559
back to your graveyard. So like
you could change spells over and over again

484
00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:35.079
if you had the land in your
hand. Yes, how do you feel

485
00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:37.839
about? Check this out? And
this is a very junned way of thinking.

486
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:44.400
Can you imagine on turn two going
fanatic of ronas for four toughness member

487
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:50.319
right and adds a mana turn three
going six for toughness and doing the mill

488
00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:54.319
and stuff, and you have reach
now and eight toughness and because you're your

489
00:32:54.480 --> 00:33:00.440
fanatic of Ronas gave you a mana. You're ahead on curve by one turn.

490
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:06.400
You could go turn four desa the
restless six toughness. You could have

491
00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:12.200
fricking like fourteen toughness on turn four
and then nobody's getting through that. And

492
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.240
on turn four you might still have
some people who have just been ramping up

493
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:16.720
or like getting themselves set ups.
They ain't got no blocks, so you

494
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:21.119
can get in for value to get
goyphs, which will get you even more

495
00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:24.200
toughness, more toughness, because guys
have a lot of toughness. Yes,

496
00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:29.519
okay, So the second of the
section that everybody's been waiting for, is

497
00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:32.559
it juendam out or is it goephs. It's probably goeyfs. And we can

498
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:37.559
hit these pretty quick because like we're
playing all of them, I think,

499
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:39.880
except for Tero War for whatever reason. Come on, I'm not sure why

500
00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:44.519
we're not playing Tarovar. That's the
best one I know. I know,

501
00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:47.119
so I'm not sure why that one's
not here. Uh finger blast, mommy

502
00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:52.519
three, what explain yourself? You're
gonna get blast? You're playing Magnavre and

503
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:54.599
not. Maybe it's a meta thing. I don't know. I don't think

504
00:33:54.640 --> 00:34:00.720
so. You're probably wants lambs in
his grave. He's playing six like Terravar

505
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:05.480
is a three drop star star power
and toughness equal to lands in all graveyards.

506
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:08.039
Trust me that there's a ten to
ten like all the freakin it's big.

507
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:13.239
How many fetches he's playing one,
two, three, He's playing all

508
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:15.519
the fetches, playing lots every fetch
that he can play. There's more fetches

509
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:17.719
that you could play if you want
to, just and it doesn't even hurt

510
00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:21.840
you, and it just makes your
tarot of war even more better. Let's

511
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:23.719
go here, Tarmagife, nest.
This is a good one. Like that.

512
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:27.679
I like this one. It's an
enchantment for Green two goes on a

513
00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:30.840
land. You pay toma, which
is green one, and tap the land

514
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:35.320
and you make it. Tarmagwife,
No way, simple, totally not what

515
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.360
I thought you were gonna say.
What did you think I was gonna say?

516
00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:44.199
I don't know it was a joke. Oh well I missed that,

517
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:49.760
and shut up about it, you
fucking guy. I never I'm never sarcastic.

518
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:53.199
Ever. I can't even tell the
I don't understand how sarcasm works.

519
00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:55.599
Yeah, it's not my strong suit. Yeah, like you're not very good

520
00:34:55.599 --> 00:35:00.199
at it. I'm the sarcastic one. Oh yeah, yes, ask anyone.

521
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:05.320
They'll tell you. Oh yeah,
Ryan's the business one who's short.

522
00:35:05.559 --> 00:35:07.840
I'm the sarcastic one who's tall.
That's what everybody. I feel like,

523
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:12.480
you're the one that's the liar.
Well, no, look at us on

524
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:16.719
the internet, I am physically higher
up and then at this point, and

525
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:22.840
it's totally because my body is higher
up when standing than yours is. I

526
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:24.559
suppose you're right right, And if
you're watching on YouTube, you'd know that

527
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:29.320
Tarmagweif is the next card. We've
already talked about what it does. Pyro

528
00:35:29.480 --> 00:35:32.199
GoIF is the next one. It
has power and toughness equal. It has

529
00:35:32.239 --> 00:35:37.119
tarmagef and whenever it or another lergof
creature come into plant to your control,

530
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:40.960
that creature does damage equal to its
power to whatever you want. Oh that's

531
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:45.480
a good card, that's very good. Whenever pyroguif so itself is gonna like

532
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:51.280
ETB and deal some amount of damage. So it's gonna flame flame tongue cavlu

533
00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:55.719
them, except it's a better creature
probably yep. And whenever any other Lergoife

534
00:35:55.840 --> 00:36:00.199
enters. Yes, because lergoif is
the creature type of tarmagweifs. Yes,

535
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:02.639
that includes the tokens that are made
by our commander. Also, that card's

536
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:06.199
freaking good. Yes, it's a
very good That's one of the best cards

537
00:36:06.239 --> 00:36:08.440
in the deck. I think,
probably because it just represents how many tarmagoifs

538
00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:13.119
you think you make in a game
like lergoifs in general, the tarmagwif tokens

539
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:17.320
and the creatures that we're playing,
which total allah well ten because one of

540
00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:21.840
them is an artifact. Well,
this game ain't breaking no land speed records,

541
00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:24.480
so I would suggest I think we're
gonna make ten turmags in a game.

542
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:29.960
We'd probably get around nine or ten. This guy represents like freaking thirty

543
00:36:30.039 --> 00:36:32.280
or forty damage over the course of
a game, probably on one card,

544
00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:37.599
and it's all removal spells. Probably. Yeah, Like you're probably just shooting

545
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:39.559
creatures because I don't really care to
shoot you for three and then four.

546
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:42.679
I can punch you in the face
for eight. Why would I shoot you

547
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:45.039
for three? Yeah, if if
I can do that ten times in a

548
00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:46.440
row. But like, we're not
trying to combo with the deck, right,

549
00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:50.719
yeah, though with this card we
could we probably can. I'm gonna

550
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:52.440
draw my whole hand or no,
oh, I got it, Okay,

551
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:58.360
I got it, Okay, okay, hit me glimpse the unthinkable, draw

552
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:04.480
half my deck, glimpstan thinkable as
Milton Frick, uh glimpse that's blue.

553
00:37:04.679 --> 00:37:07.440
Uh No, what's the one where
I excel half my ship and I draw

554
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:12.400
half my library? I don't know
something. The abyss periandi, the abyss

555
00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:15.159
okay periand abyss yep draw half my
library, deal lose half my life?

556
00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:20.320
Absolutely, don't care. No,
I got my pyrogif in play yes,

557
00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:27.400
yeah, yeah, okay, past
the turn, discard the hand size,

558
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.440
discard like every single boy from my
deck, and then Lisa is gonna make

559
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:35.840
like ten guys. Yeah, and
they're all gonna be huge because guess what

560
00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:44.519
I just discarded every single plus you're
gonna bet all the incidentalis that are coming

561
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:45.760
in, so like all your lands
and all your creatures and all that other

562
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:49.079
shit. Oh yeah, that's a
good one. Sounds like a cook cook

563
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:52.920
cook comb. We found it.
Found it. Polygif is the next one.

564
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:58.199
It has ptarmagoif and trample and myriad, so that also works. Really

565
00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:01.119
good with our piral GoIF because you
attack two more guys and then they proceed

566
00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:05.960
to rock the socks of your opponents. Yes, and their crocks and there

567
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:12.199
blocks and there. I couldn't,
I couldn't. I couldn't think of another

568
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:15.360
one that rhymes. Is the next
card. This one's expensive. This is

569
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:17.440
actually a modern card. This one
costs dollars. It is one black for

570
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:22.239
a ptarmagif. And this one also
has escape for black and two exile any

571
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:28.880
number of other cards from your bin
with four or more card types among them.

572
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:32.519
Ah what Yeah, that's a weird
escape. So you kind of have

573
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:37.199
to make your GoIF smaller to play
it from the bin. I'm not sure

574
00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:43.599
if that's the straps really, but
it's here, but it allows you to

575
00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:45.639
get them back. And it's a
GoIF for one. And if I've got

576
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:52.920
two lands, two sorceries, two
creatures, and two instances or whatever in

577
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:54.199
my graveyard, sure I'll just sacrifice
one of these, one of these,

578
00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:57.639
one of these, one of these, and the GoIF will be the exact

579
00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:00.320
same size, and I have a
back. That's true, And I guess

580
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:05.519
you can anything that your opponents have
you can remove from yourself to like,

581
00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:07.000
if they have a svetch Land in
their band, you can take one of

582
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:10.320
your Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because it's not just your graveyard that these

583
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:14.800
things care about. Yes, oh
man, And look at his badass self

584
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:16.559
hate. Look at all you must
lead. That's a big face. He

585
00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:21.119
looks like the Predator kind of but
with bigger teeth. Yeah, like from

586
00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:24.880
Predator, bigger teeth than have a
name the Predators, the alien from Predator?

587
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:29.079
Does it have a name? I
feel like they do. If you

588
00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:30.400
know in the comments, let me
know, because I I really do feel

589
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:34.519
like they've probably named those, either
in the comics or in the book somewhere.

590
00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:37.000
I think they're called Sure, they've
gone a name. I think they're

591
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:45.239
called Slivers from M fourteen. Yeah, I got there, damn. Okay.

592
00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:49.519
So we have NECROI uh, it's
it's power and toughness. We go

593
00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:52.400
to the number of creatures in all
graveyards, so a little bit different.

594
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.920
And at the beginning of each player's
upkeep, that player discards a card so

595
00:39:55.960 --> 00:40:00.880
we can be discarding ours into play, which is or discarding cards that makes

596
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:06.119
ours bigger. He also has madness
black black one. So if you discard

597
00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:08.599
this and you don't have your commander. You can go black black one and

598
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:13.199
put it into play. Yeah,
that's like an insurance this this guy comes

599
00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:16.880
with like an insurance policy, correct, and for toughness like static four doesn't

600
00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:20.320
have like star plus one, which
I'm not sure how I feel about that.

601
00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:24.920
As as like a completionist or like
a goyf acomology, I don't.

602
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:29.400
I don't know. Advocate there it
is, Ah, sure, yeah,

603
00:40:29.440 --> 00:40:31.039
it's weird. I don't know.
He probably still beats ass. He's from

604
00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:37.800
a modern Horizon set. He's probably
good. Moti mortiv War Magnavore, they

605
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:42.719
are both the same. They cost
Black Black two or Red Red two and

606
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:45.559
their power and toughness. Mortiv War
is creatures in all graveyards. Magnavore is

607
00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:50.039
instance in sorceries in all graveyards,
and he has haste and I think you

608
00:40:50.079 --> 00:40:53.159
can. Can you regenerate mortiv War
or does it have Oh no, Magnavore

609
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:58.599
is number of sorcery cards in all
greats or it's just sorceries. Maybe the

610
00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:00.599
blue one must be instance. Then
hey, is there a blue one?

611
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:06.880
I think there is. I'm sure
there is blue. I don't think there

612
00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:08.880
is. I think there is well, editor, Joel, make us look

613
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:12.760
like dummies and put it on the
screen. If there is, well,

614
00:41:12.760 --> 00:41:15.360
that'll make me look smart though I
think there is. Oh but you're not

615
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:20.119
just smart enough to know that there
is one, not smart enough to confirm

616
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:22.679
or know what it's called. Correct. Okay, good, Yes, well

617
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:29.000
those are two mores. Then we've
got like Classic from Ice Age, Yes,

618
00:41:29.079 --> 00:41:34.000
straight up, yes, and this
guy's a star star plus one like

619
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:37.880
Classic, Power and Toughness, each
equal to the number of cards in all

620
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:42.440
graveyards. Nope, creature cards,
Creature cards and toughness, Oh plus one.

621
00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:45.519
Yeah, yes, so it's got
the star, yeah, plus one,

622
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:49.760
and then it has creature equals the
Yeah. And of course Mortivor is

623
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:52.440
creatures and graveyards, the red one
is sorceries, the green one is creatures.

624
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:58.159
Yeah, barrel goief. This is
a death touch life linking GoIF for

625
00:41:58.320 --> 00:42:02.000
three one that makes it bigger,
and then whenever it deals combat damage to

626
00:42:02.039 --> 00:42:05.519
a player, you may mill that
many cards. If you do, you

627
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:08.079
may put a creature card from among
them into your hand. You may,

628
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:12.039
you may, so instead of doing
that, Yes, we'll put it into

629
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:15.119
play. If we got disa correct, that's pretty good. Or if it's

630
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:17.480
a Bob, you'll put it in
your hand. Bob is dark conspt.

631
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:22.719
Yeah, so that's a pretty good
card. Look at his big stupid face.

632
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:27.480
Yeah, he has a really ridiculous
We just talked about how bad ass

633
00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:30.840
looking like necro gooy for another,
go for more and more. All those

634
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.519
were cool, and then Baragueys is
like, hey guys. He's like,

635
00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:35.880
hey, guys, on here too. I have this huge mouth. Hey

636
00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:38.320
guys, I just got my braces
taken off. You should buy me a

637
00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:43.159
beer. Like no, barrow,
go get out of here. Get out

638
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:45.320
of here. Man, you're weirding
me out. You ain't got no whyeballs,

639
00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:50.199
and your teeth are too big,
even though they're straight and very clean.

640
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:52.679
We're gonna need you to leave.
He looks like he looks like a

641
00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:59.960
tarmagoif wearing a set of fake teeth, like novelty teeth, and he's gonna

642
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:02.880
them up and they're just gonna go
like pincers of power on the goonies.

643
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:09.360
The last goil is alter of the
go. If it's an artifact for five,

644
00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:13.239
whenever a creature you control the tax
alone, it gets plus x plus

645
00:43:13.320 --> 00:43:15.079
x and let him turn or x
is the number of card types among cards

646
00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:21.599
in all the graveyards and lure GoIF
creatures you control have trample h and and

647
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:28.960
and it is a typal card Kindred
Kindred cards. So if you mill this

648
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:32.760
with decent play, it will come
into play. And oh that's cool.

649
00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:37.519
So Tarfire isn't the only one.
I didn't. I actually forgot that this

650
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:39.679
was one of them. Yeah,
that's interesting. If we mill or discard

651
00:43:39.719 --> 00:43:43.679
this, I get it. I
feel like terror w would probably be better

652
00:43:43.679 --> 00:43:45.440
than this, but it doesn't.
Do you know what the answer is?

653
00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:51.679
Bood, you got it? Yeah, we got there. So that's all

654
00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:55.760
the goys, honest. The one
that shocking to me Terra Warson in here.

655
00:43:55.760 --> 00:43:59.440
But whatever, I gotta throw back
for it is something that we haven't

656
00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:02.280
seen or said in a long,
a long while. Okay, of these

657
00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:09.360
Tarmago creature sweet, I would say, sweet, sweet, sweet sweet of

658
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:15.159
creatures. Yes, sweet sweet,
sweet sweet of creature, our last sweet

659
00:44:15.800 --> 00:44:20.760
jundamount. There's some classics in here. We've got twelve cards, and I

660
00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:23.559
kind of want to go from least
powerful the most powerful, but I can't

661
00:44:23.679 --> 00:44:27.400
order that in my head. Very
good, So I'm gonna start with Braun

662
00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:30.000
and this is just if you have
a forest and it's in your graveyard because

663
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:35.519
you discarded it. Your creatures have
tramples sick. So we can attack with

664
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.159
it, we can chump with it, we can do whatever we want with

665
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:39.840
it because we want it to die. We can discard it to get a

666
00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:44.079
GIF, we can like whatever,
right, and then our guys have trample,

667
00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:47.000
so it's kind of like a finisher
enabler. Yes, yeah, okay,

668
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:50.719
makes us go. We have a
day youthy void walker. I think

669
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:53.519
that's a seed each card at this
point. I think it's probably in modern

670
00:44:53.800 --> 00:45:00.519
versions of this. It's pretty good. It's for black black straight up.

671
00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:02.199
It is just black black for a
three to two with shadow, which means

672
00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:06.159
it can only be blocked or block
things with shadow. If a card will

673
00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:08.760
be put into an opponent's graveyard from
anywhere, exile it with the counter on

674
00:45:08.800 --> 00:45:13.039
it. Now that's a little bit
of a non boo, but it's still

675
00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:15.000
pretty dope. And then you can
tap and sacket choose an exiled card and

676
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:17.800
opponent controls with a void counter on
it. You can play at this turn

677
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:22.719
for free. I got it,
cut this card, put a terrivor in

678
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:24.960
boom. There it is deck is
much more powerful. Yeah, and that

679
00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:30.519
one was her free okay, inquisition
of Casala very bad card in Commander,

680
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:37.280
but it says target player reveals their
hand. Yes, we could pick ourselves

681
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:43.159
and this is sort of like a
Elvish piper for tarmarguiy I suppose yes,

682
00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:47.000
or if we top deck it and
like our opponent's got one card in hand,

683
00:45:49.079 --> 00:45:51.480
sure, ah, well mind you
If they have one card in hand,

684
00:45:51.519 --> 00:45:53.960
it's probably like it's probably like,
uh, it's probably a land.

685
00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:59.679
No, it's probably like a frickin'
expropriator time stretch or something. If it's

686
00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:02.960
turned, and this has to be
a card that they discard with converted amount

687
00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:06.920
of cost three or less. Yeah, I wonder why this isn't like a

688
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:08.880
thought sis. There is also thoughts. Oh oh yeah, because there is

689
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:13.639
also playing thought seas. Okay.
These are like classic Jund cards, which

690
00:46:13.679 --> 00:46:16.199
is pretty cool. Yeah, this
one's in here because it has target player

691
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:23.320
and it's a classic gum cards Khalitas
Kleitus Ye trader of Get this Foil version

692
00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:27.719
that we're playing in this deck is
approximately fifty percent of what it would have

693
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:30.480
cost to play this not three months
ago. But it got a cool reprinting

694
00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:34.280
a secret Layer and now it's a
more affordable card. There you go.

695
00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:37.760
It's a three to four withth lifelink
for Black Black two. It also has

696
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:39.679
kind of a non vokes. When
your bros creatures eat shit, you will

697
00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:43.920
make a zombie by removing their creature
from the game instead of putting it into

698
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:47.800
the bin. You can also pay
Black two sack another vampire or a zombie

699
00:46:47.800 --> 00:46:52.360
put two plus one plus one counters
on him. Kleatus, Kleatus. Do

700
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:57.480
you think that's why they reprinted them
in the Cowboy set? It's Kletus is

701
00:46:57.519 --> 00:47:01.199
coming in in a Cowboy I'll bet
you that's what it was. I hope.

702
00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:05.159
So I'll bet that's why. I
hope that that's the reason me too.

703
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:09.280
Okay, Oh another junk classic.
Oh yeah, okay. Liliana of

704
00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:14.000
the Veil my not my favorite Liliana
ar and everybody's like, oh this one

705
00:47:14.119 --> 00:47:16.719
so hot. Yeah, Liliana sip. It's the flip Walker. That is,

706
00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:22.119
if you're looking at just straight up
sexy Liliana's it's the back half of

707
00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:27.199
the flip over one but from Commander
Black. Yeah. Did we just agree

708
00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:30.880
on something? Yeah? Okay,
plus one, each player discards a card

709
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:35.519
boom that gets us a quife.
Great. Minus two target player sacks a

710
00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:38.480
creature. We sacrifice the worthless token. They probably sacrifice something good. No,

711
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:43.360
that's target player sacrifices a creature.
Oh well yes, not even mind

712
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:45.760
you. It could be if there
was no creatures in any graveyards and we

713
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:51.119
just needed our terma grave. If
we desperately need that brawn in the bin.

714
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:54.599
Yeah yeah, ooh yeah, that's
actually good. Yeah yeah, okay,

715
00:47:54.639 --> 00:47:59.159
and then minus six is like separate
all permanence and destroy a bunch of

716
00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:01.719
shit. But choice of we don't
care about that. Yeah, Ragavan nimble

717
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:05.639
pilfer. Hell yeah, this is
a jun guy. Like he attacks,

718
00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:07.480
he makes a treasure token. You
can cast their top card of their library.

719
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:10.960
This could kind of go in the
manor rock section or the ramp section,

720
00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:15.920
probably because that treasure like it's pretty
important, don't you think, Yes,

721
00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:20.719
yeah, it helps is such a
good card he pays off like late

722
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:22.400
game two, right, Like that's
why people are like, no he's value,

723
00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:24.960
No, he's card draw I no, he's this or that, But

724
00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:28.320
really, like I look at him
as a ramp because if I see him

725
00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:30.360
on turn one I want to get
like my chip ins and I want to

726
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:35.119
make the treasure token yep, yeah, okay, rhythm of the while.

727
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:37.000
You like this one. I love
this card. It's an enchantment for red

728
00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:42.920
green one. Creatures you control can't
be countered, pretty good. Ah and

729
00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:45.159
non token creatures you control have riots. When they come into play. You

730
00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:49.039
can either put a plus one plus
one counter on them or you can give

731
00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:52.840
them haste. You know what I
like about that card? Everything is the

732
00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:57.920
card itself is great. But you
know what if I'm disc if I'm making

733
00:48:57.960 --> 00:49:02.960
myself discard and just active or triggering
an ability on my commander, my gifes

734
00:49:04.199 --> 00:49:07.920
can't be countered anyways, And that
feels very junded to me, doesn't it

735
00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:10.800
right. It's just like another way
that I'm shutting off cards in your deck,

736
00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:15.239
another way for me to gain virtual
card advantage on you, because everything

737
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:19.519
that says counter target spell in your
hand just doesn't work and make you feel

738
00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:21.920
like this. If you're watching on
YouTube, you'll be able to see,

739
00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:28.599
but you feel like this playing against
a John deck. That's ugh, That's

740
00:49:28.760 --> 00:49:32.480
that's how you feel. It's it's
demoralizing. Schooze Scavenging news is it two

741
00:49:32.519 --> 00:49:35.840
to two for two? You can
pay and green and move a card from

742
00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:37.800
a from a graveyard. If it's
a creature, it gets plus one plus

743
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:40.320
one and you gain a life.
Yeah, cool ass card. Say see

744
00:49:40.320 --> 00:49:44.559
this foil scavenging goose. See the
price of it? Yep, sixty nine

745
00:49:44.599 --> 00:49:51.920
cents. That's right. Nice.
In I don't know twenty eleven, twenty

746
00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:54.239
eleven, was it in Commander twenty
eleven? I think it was maybe.

747
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:58.719
I think that's where it was first
printed. It was a it's like a

748
00:49:58.760 --> 00:50:02.000
real card. I had a Japanese
card. I had a Japanese version of

749
00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:06.599
this card on eBay when it was
first printed whenever that was. And I

750
00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:07.519
was like, I gotta sell this
on eBay. It's brand new. It's

751
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:10.159
like this hot card, right yeah. And it was like at I don't

752
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:13.760
know, four dollars, five dollars, I was like, this is bullshit.

753
00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:16.639
Wow, I hate eBay. And
then like people got their eBay bots

754
00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:20.760
or whatever that like, when it's
at three seconds left, it'll just bid

755
00:50:20.760 --> 00:50:23.519
bad, bad, bad, bid
right up to your max in the last

756
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:30.280
three seconds. Jump at the forty
three dollars and look at it now.

757
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:34.599
Hashtag MTG finance look at it now. And this card was like the budget

758
00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:38.760
ptarmagi because it made goifs smaller and
then became bigger than goifs and gained you

759
00:50:38.840 --> 00:50:42.480
life. Yes, yes, put
you out of reach of GoIF so this

760
00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:45.960
used. This card used to be
a pretty big deal if I like no

761
00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:52.000
excitement. I like how the anti
GOEIF tech has now just been like encapsulated

762
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:57.400
into the Jung strategy just been ingested
into the tech. Terror of the Peaks,

763
00:50:57.480 --> 00:51:00.039
Steve the Pea baby, here we
go. Okay, Dragon five four

764
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:04.960
flyer for five. That's already a
good deal. Spells your opponents cast that

765
00:51:05.119 --> 00:51:08.639
target. Terror of the Pee cost
an additional three life to cast sick.

766
00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:13.840
It's pretty good. Also, whenever
another creature enters the battlefield under your control,

767
00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:15.960
I don't know, like a tarmaguif
TV, the p deals damage equal

768
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:21.639
to that creature's power to any target. It's pretty good. It's kind of

769
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:25.920
like pyrol This is Pyroguy two.
Yes, this is exactly Pyroguif two.

770
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:30.079
Yep. Okay. I wonder if
when we were reading Pyroguiy people are like,

771
00:51:30.079 --> 00:51:31.880
oh, it's just Terror of the
Peaks, guys, it's not that

772
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:35.280
good. Well, it turns out
Terror of the Peaks is in this deck,

773
00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:37.239
and Terror the Peaks is fucking good. Yeah, it's strange that,

774
00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:40.400
hey, hey, can't say I've
never lost on that card. We have

775
00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:44.679
the thought sees that we were talking
about earlier that discards a card. We

776
00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:49.880
have another classic junned card. I
appreciate this one so much. I knew

777
00:51:49.880 --> 00:51:52.639
you'd like this, both because I
have like a fun the funny instagram one

778
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:55.079
that I could play if I ever
wanted to build this deck, and because

779
00:51:55.119 --> 00:52:00.199
this was the card that got junned, like on even footing with whatever the

780
00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:06.039
control deck was in the meta,
John first happened and thrown the Last Troll

781
00:52:06.079 --> 00:52:07.440
as a four to four for four
two of which you are green. Can't

782
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:12.239
be countered, can't be the targets
of spells or abilities our opponents controls.

783
00:52:12.280 --> 00:52:15.199
That's hexproof before hexproof was a thing, and you can regenerate it for green

784
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:20.840
one. And that thing just used
to beat the shit out of control decks.

785
00:52:21.199 --> 00:52:23.719
Just beat him to death. Yes, and that's why he's still seventeen

786
00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:29.800
dollars us. That's a thirty eight
Canadian man thrown the last troll. Hey,

787
00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:32.039
and he looks so cool to look
at him. Look at that fucking

788
00:52:32.119 --> 00:52:36.079
guy. He's sitting there and he's
like a fuck around and find out.

789
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:39.360
Oh yeah, he's gonna take that
stick and just implant it in you somewhere,

790
00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:43.079
and he doesn't even care where.
Yeah doesn't. Yeah it doesn't.

791
00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:45.480
You're gonna have a splinter. And
the last card in the deck is Ren

792
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:50.280
and six another. What do you
this is? John Staple? Hey,

793
00:52:50.559 --> 00:52:53.039
I think I think it was a
modern cardag John Staple, Girl Staple,

794
00:52:53.159 --> 00:52:59.760
Legacy Staple until it was banned.
I think Commander Staple. This card is

795
00:52:59.880 --> 00:53:04.039
all around good. So this is
a plains walker Wren. It's funny.

796
00:53:04.039 --> 00:53:08.000
We got six and we got Ren
and six Neat, neat and uh green

797
00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:13.880
red is the cost three loyalty plus
one return target land card from your graveyard

798
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:16.880
to your hand. So that's pretty
good with fetched lands, I hear minus

799
00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:21.440
one is it deals one damage to
any target? Sure it gets more things

800
00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:23.679
than you think. Oh yeah,
get the bird, get the land warl

801
00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:30.119
get put a lot of commanders.
Somebody is gonna let's say somebody is playing

802
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:32.920
the same deck as you and your
GoIF has bounced off of their goaf.

803
00:53:34.280 --> 00:53:37.199
Now you can kill it with the
Ren and six like it. It gets

804
00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:39.920
stuff like the old mog fanatic.
Right. It's surprising the number of times

805
00:53:39.920 --> 00:53:43.679
you're gonna get something with this guy. You know, you know, Okay,

806
00:53:43.719 --> 00:53:47.480
So I go ceeh one time,
I go h ding ding turn one

807
00:53:47.559 --> 00:53:51.280
anamar okay, and I'm like fuck
yeah, I'm set up to like turn

808
00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:55.159
two combo if like with with fierce
Gardian ship like backup man because I got

809
00:53:55.199 --> 00:54:00.800
my commander and stuff right Red and
six guy beside me goes ren and kill

810
00:54:00.840 --> 00:54:04.760
your animal. I'm like, shit, damn it. Now, I wasted

811
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:07.159
all my manor rocks. Like I
used a light pedal, I used the

812
00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:12.719
lotus pedal, and I used like
the green the green fairy that you exile

813
00:54:12.800 --> 00:54:15.199
to get a green or whatever spirit
guy, yeah, fairy spirit guye or

814
00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:19.239
whatever. And I got the Fierce
Guardianship in my hand back up for free

815
00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:22.480
animar blah blah blah. Yeah,
and uh got shit. I don't have

816
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:30.239
any manna, I don't have my
commander. Am a fierce guardian GYP doesn't

817
00:54:30.519 --> 00:54:35.079
so good? And then the minus
seven is you get an emblem with instance

818
00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:44.400
and sorcery cards in your graveyards have
retrace not I've gotten that emblem twice in

819
00:54:44.519 --> 00:54:49.239
Commander, and honestly, I've always
kind of been unimpressed with it. But

820
00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:52.639
that's me personally as a brando,
and I don't play the most instantly sorceries

821
00:54:52.639 --> 00:54:55.079
in my deck. Yeah, you
play that card for the land and because

822
00:54:55.079 --> 00:54:59.679
it incidentally gets stuff. Yes,
yeah, okay, so that's the deck

823
00:54:59.719 --> 00:55:04.159
and that's that's why it's four thousand
dollars if you want the ugliest fucking card

824
00:55:04.199 --> 00:55:09.320
I've ever seen. And six yep, because remember they had that secret layer,

825
00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:14.239
ugly as hell with the red borders. Some of them in very rare

826
00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:17.320
versions had a ren and six that
had this red border and this just,

827
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:23.079
in my opinion, really ugly art
on it. And that card is many

828
00:55:23.280 --> 00:55:27.920
dollars if you can, if you
can find them, ye, Like,

829
00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:31.239
look at that hurts my brain,
right, it just it's so gross.

830
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:34.199
I've seen them a few times at
Magic. I was like, man,

831
00:55:34.320 --> 00:55:38.079
this was like fifty bucks. I'd
totally buy it because it's so ugly.

832
00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:44.599
Right, It's like a dog that
has like its eyeballs are arranged vertically on

833
00:55:44.639 --> 00:55:49.039
its face instead of horizontal. Right, It's just it's so homely. But

834
00:55:49.639 --> 00:55:53.159
I can't justify the price tag for
just a funny card. Well, we're

835
00:55:53.159 --> 00:55:55.440
going to talk about the price tag
of this deck in a second. But

836
00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:59.800
yeah, strengths and weaknesses first,
strength and weaknesses, and Joe's got this

837
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:04.840
fits the animation strength and weaknesses.
New hotness, yes, yeah, and

838
00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:07.960
I'll lump the new hotness in because
you know, I like I like talking

839
00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:12.679
about the new commanders. The interesting
the hot topics is we're getting value.

840
00:56:12.719 --> 00:56:15.920
We're getting value monetarily because we can
afford goifs. Now, there's a GoIF

841
00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:21.440
deck. Now we've been waiting for
the luregoifs and the mortivores and the terovares

842
00:56:21.480 --> 00:56:23.760
and all the stuff. Right,
sure the black one is like thirty five

843
00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:28.639
bucks. Sure, but we can
do it now. And we counted up

844
00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:31.559
the other day when we did the
Maudi Ho Ho Ho commander review. Yep,

845
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:35.639
there's like we're playing eleven of them
in this deck. There's a couple

846
00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:38.519
that we're missing. We could play
changelings and we could have like fifteen sixteen,

847
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:43.480
maybe twenty goifs. Pretty good,
and that's good, and that's like

848
00:56:44.079 --> 00:56:47.079
not including the creature type changing cards. And keep in mindly in a deck

849
00:56:47.199 --> 00:56:51.360
like this, you can just play
cards that are good and just make your

850
00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:53.760
own goifs with your Commander, because
that's what the Commander does. Yeah,

851
00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:58.719
and this being the at one point, I'm not sure if it still is,

852
00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:02.280
this was like the least desirable of
the four decks. So if your

853
00:57:02.760 --> 00:57:06.800
lgs got him in the Modern Horizons
three decks, I mean, you're probably

854
00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:08.320
gonna find that the old Drassi one
is sold out, the Global one is

855
00:57:08.360 --> 00:57:13.159
all gone, and you're gonna find
energy in this thing and that deck has

856
00:57:13.320 --> 00:57:15.320
lots and lots of the stuff from
this list to day. There we go.

857
00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:19.960
Yeah, I like that so okay
value in that you can do a

858
00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:24.760
few upgrades to the pre con and
have like a perfectly serviceable kindred deck.

859
00:57:24.840 --> 00:57:30.519
There we go, And I like
that. I like that Goeif finally gets

860
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:34.000
his day. Now. I've played
terra War, I've played Teravar and Commander,

861
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.559
but that's the only one. And
I famously traded off my playset oft

862
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:43.559
tarmogiks when I finished playing Legacy for
a twenty twelve Commander's Arsenal to get like

863
00:57:43.760 --> 00:57:47.360
the foil Kalias and the foil Command
Towers and the foil Ristic study, the

864
00:57:47.440 --> 00:57:52.679
click down Life Counters before those were
everywhere, right, I traded away Goifs

865
00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:53.679
to get that because I was like, I'm never gonna play these, and

866
00:57:53.719 --> 00:57:58.679
they the playset of them was over
two hundred dollars. And I'm happy I

867
00:57:58.760 --> 00:58:02.679
made that trade, but I'm also
happy that finally gets his day because it

868
00:58:02.760 --> 00:58:06.800
is a card where like, if
you're a Commander player, you would trade

869
00:58:06.800 --> 00:58:08.440
them away because what are you gonna
do with them? And now if you

870
00:58:08.599 --> 00:58:12.119
kept one or if you find one, no one can play it again.

871
00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:15.400
I didn't even keep a Commander play
set. Didn't you keep one? I'm

872
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:17.920
sure some people did, Like I'm
sure we could if I went out today,

873
00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:22.440
I'll bet you I could source locally
a go I bet I could,

874
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:23.960
Oh yeah for sure. And that's
pretty cool. And you finally get to

875
00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:27.960
play. We'll go to fu Joel
and he'll be like, uh, yeah,

876
00:58:28.039 --> 00:58:31.199
you want foiler non foil? Yeah? Do you want foil Japanese Time

877
00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:37.880
Spiral ones or foil with the Future
site frame future site, the first Madi

878
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:40.880
hole, Yeah, the Ultimate Masters
printing with the extended art like what do

879
00:58:40.920 --> 00:58:45.039
you want? Hey, guys,
got some cards? Hey, d jes

880
00:58:45.280 --> 00:58:52.119
me Japanese foil Future tarmergifs like freaking
thousands of lots of Still there are lots

881
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:58.360
of money that's for collector purposes.
Yes, okay, weaknesses. I wanted

882
00:58:58.360 --> 00:59:00.880
to ask you, oh, Junda
player, Oh that's me John player guy.

883
00:59:01.079 --> 00:59:06.000
Yeah. Does this stack of one
hundred cards have enough jam for the

884
00:59:06.079 --> 00:59:09.079
late game? I think it does. You think because you've disrupted there may

885
00:59:09.199 --> 00:59:14.639
they're early and mid game enough chander's
ignitions, damnations, lots of removal,

886
00:59:14.880 --> 00:59:17.760
all the while progressing our own game
plan. So I think once, if

887
00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:22.480
this deck has done its job by
the time you've got to the late game,

888
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:27.119
your opponents are probably running alan resources, have a subpar board presence compared

889
00:59:27.159 --> 00:59:30.480
to yours, and they're just feeling
like we talked about earlier, kind of

890
00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:34.559
demoralized and beat up. And then
you're just gonna just keep on that pressure.

891
00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:37.719
The deck is consistent enough that it's
gonna be able to apply pressure to

892
00:59:37.719 --> 00:59:42.559
people and just break them. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna like wrap the

893
00:59:42.559 --> 00:59:45.000
board enough that they're gonna be you
know, hellbend or maybe one or two

894
00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:50.000
cards per turn right, and you're
gonna be like, oh, I guess

895
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:53.320
I'll make another six five or five
six. I guess I'll make another six

896
00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:59.119
seven like each turn, right,
yep? Okay, so late game six

897
00:59:59.239 --> 01:00:01.119
seven doesn't sound very good. But
if nobody has anything, six to seven

898
01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:05.559
is gonna, over a few turns
when I still have lots of removal in

899
01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:08.480
my hand, gonna get you there
because six is a bigger number than one,

900
01:00:08.760 --> 01:00:13.679
so might not be a lot of
weakness though it doesn't have a ton

901
01:00:13.719 --> 01:00:15.519
of top end, like there's no
Ula Mogus, there's no twenty twenties,

902
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:20.440
there's no huge stuff like that.
If it hasn't performed the way that you

903
01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:22.559
want it to and hasn't, like
if there's one guy who just hasn't had

904
01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:30.239
their game plan disrupted to a degree, they're probably gonna their top end is

905
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:34.039
gonna be way higher than okay,
so watch out for that. Yes,

906
01:00:34.119 --> 01:00:38.320
and that would be my next question. Or potential weakness are goifs as a

907
01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:46.639
creature type or this deck is it
strong enough for modern commander I'm gonna or

908
01:00:46.679 --> 01:00:50.719
do you have to play the mid
range Jund deck of old? Do you

909
01:00:50.760 --> 01:00:54.920
have to play it more like a
control deck that just incrementally gains value until

910
01:00:54.960 --> 01:00:59.679
you see an opening and then alpha
strike Yes, that's what you gotta do,

911
01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:02.440
because no, they're not, and
that's not a play style that everybody

912
01:01:02.519 --> 01:01:06.760
likes, even if they're bigger than
the other creatures on the field. The

913
01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:10.559
fact is there's other types of creatures
that are more plentiful or bigger, or

914
01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:15.079
more value laden or have better abilities. Like if you were to hold the

915
01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:21.639
goifs up to dinosaurs, the dinosaurs
are gonna stomp them flat in one attack

916
01:01:22.159 --> 01:01:25.719
period, right, So you've got
to have that kind of grinding mindset.

917
01:01:25.760 --> 01:01:30.719
The rest of the deck backing the
goifs up are what make goifs good.

918
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:34.360
Yes, And the value that you
can glean over the course of a game

919
01:01:34.519 --> 01:01:39.400
with your commander and all of those
incremental advantages. Yeah, okay, okay,

920
01:01:39.440 --> 01:01:43.880
So I guess the weakness there is
the top end might not be there,

921
01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:46.320
and to account for that top end, you have to play closer to

922
01:01:46.360 --> 01:01:51.719
the control side of that spectrum.
And not everybody likes that. And I'm

923
01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:53.960
gonna I'm gonna throw this out there. I've been thinking about this over the

924
01:01:54.039 --> 01:01:58.400
time i've been looking at this deck
list. People don't like playing against stacks.

925
01:01:58.719 --> 01:02:01.079
No, that's the that's the truth. But here the most part here's

926
01:02:01.559 --> 01:02:05.000
here's a thing to put in your
cross shoe. It a little bit.

927
01:02:05.880 --> 01:02:08.440
Stax is very upfront with what it's
doing. Oh yeah, it's like listen

928
01:02:08.519 --> 01:02:14.559
here, fucker, no one tapping
for you, no drawing cards for you.

929
01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:17.159
You don't do nothing. You sit
there and you shut up. Junned

930
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:22.159
kind of does that too, but
very kind of behind the veil where it's

931
01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:23.880
like Okay, I'm gonna do this
and this and this. It's like,

932
01:02:23.960 --> 01:02:27.199
yeah, fuck you, I'm gonna
kill that, kill that, discard a

933
01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:29.960
card, eat my shit, your
hell band, I'm gonna attack you for

934
01:02:30.039 --> 01:02:36.320
six right. And I think that
that can put off certain people who are

935
01:02:36.840 --> 01:02:38.880
there for a particular experience. I
got it, I got you, I

936
01:02:38.920 --> 01:02:42.440
got you. It's like playing it. It's like playing a mono blue deck,

937
01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:46.159
except cooler because it's Junned. It's
like your rookie season in the NHL.

938
01:02:46.280 --> 01:02:49.440
You get drafted, you get called
up, you're playing in the show

939
01:02:49.480 --> 01:02:52.559
now yeap, and it's like I
was the best hockey player in my draft

940
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:54.199
class, right, I was the
first rounder. Yeah, and then you

941
01:02:54.480 --> 01:03:00.079
just get pounded in the NHL.
Everybody's bigger, everybody's faster, everybody's tougher.

942
01:03:00.119 --> 01:03:05.519
Everybody shoots harder, right, everybody's
you. Yeah, except they have

943
01:03:05.559 --> 01:03:07.760
more experience than you. Right,
that's jund. And you play a whole

944
01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:12.519
season and you're like, okay,
okay, I made it. I think

945
01:03:12.559 --> 01:03:15.719
I got this, I got this. I beat Jund, right, my

946
01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:19.039
team made the playoffs. Then you
get to the playoffs and you only play

947
01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:22.840
the best teams and then it's fricking
just pound City again, and Junda is

948
01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:28.000
like, yeah, fuck you,
this is the playoffs, right, and

949
01:03:28.039 --> 01:03:30.920
then you think, oh man,
we made it to the last round.

950
01:03:30.199 --> 01:03:32.800
Oh man, we're going with the
Stanley Cup. And then the last team

951
01:03:34.039 --> 01:03:37.679
just fucking takes it to you again, right, And then you're the Edmonton

952
01:03:37.679 --> 01:03:40.719
Oilers and JUND is holding up the
Stanley Cup. Correct, Yes, exactly.

953
01:03:42.559 --> 01:03:45.840
You've been jundered at that point because
at the end of the whole year,

954
01:03:46.079 --> 01:03:49.679
because at the end of the day, John still got there. It

955
01:03:49.800 --> 01:03:52.119
just took a while. And that's
how these decks work. Yeah, So

956
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:57.159
last question in the weakness section,
Okay, after you get jundered out and

957
01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:01.639
this deck quite expense of can you
make jund for cheap or is this a

958
01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:05.639
weakness that not everybody gets to play
with jund because the cards that make it

959
01:04:05.800 --> 01:04:10.239
really good, like some of the
planes Walkers, some of the removals,

960
01:04:10.719 --> 01:04:15.000
and some of the mannabase that you
need is quite expensive. This deck specifically,

961
01:04:15.119 --> 01:04:20.320
I think it teeters on that because
it is the version I assume finger

962
01:04:20.320 --> 01:04:25.840
Blast, Mommy three, Mommy Sniff
actually plays. So it's lots of foils,

963
01:04:25.840 --> 01:04:29.760
it's lots of primo editions. The
Lightning Bolt is four hundred dollars five

964
01:04:29.840 --> 01:04:33.440
hundred, which is a which is
a free cent card, right, So

965
01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:36.199
there's lots of that going on in
here. The sol Ring is also very

966
01:04:36.239 --> 01:04:43.719
expensive. I'll let the nation know
this deck as entered is twenty eight hundred

967
01:04:43.719 --> 01:04:46.519
and sixty five dollars stack of one
hundred cards. And I'll bet you if

968
01:04:46.559 --> 01:04:51.400
you cut all of the just superfluous
expense out of it, you could probably

969
01:04:51.440 --> 01:04:58.800
do this deck for I'm gonna say
between one thousand and twelve hundred. I

970
01:04:58.840 --> 01:05:00.880
got you, I got you,
okay, Judge Foyl Soul Ring two fifty

971
01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:04.559
Alpha Bolt or baita Bolt whatever,
I don't. I can't tell the difference

972
01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:11.679
between like the digital image that Architects
shows sure five hundred. Just the foil

973
01:05:11.719 --> 01:05:18.920
fetches are almost four hundred foil Fyrexiine
Arena and Bob three hundred and twenty other

974
01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:25.000
foils. I just said three hundred. So let's cut all that out and

975
01:05:25.039 --> 01:05:28.119
just play regular versions of those things
like sol Rings two bucks, right,

976
01:05:28.639 --> 01:05:31.679
fetch Lands all time low, like
thirteen bucks. This deck is still eleven

977
01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:39.199
hundred dollars. I was close.
I was you making like disguising that you're

978
01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:42.239
really smart. No, I was
actually thinking. I was trying what I

979
01:05:42.280 --> 01:05:44.559
think this card, this deck would
be built for. But keep in mind

980
01:05:45.079 --> 01:05:46.599
we talked about it. Maybe it
was yesterday, maybe it was today.

981
01:05:46.599 --> 01:05:49.599
I can't remember. It's very hot
in here, and my brain isn't functioning

982
01:05:49.639 --> 01:05:57.280
properly. But John to plays good
stuff. It's a good stuff deck.

983
01:05:57.360 --> 01:06:00.480
It plays the best things in its
colors. So when you look at a

984
01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:03.639
number like eleven hundred dollars, you're
gonna buy eleven hundred dollars worth of cards,

985
01:06:04.519 --> 01:06:09.840
and all of that stuff, with
very few exceptions, are gonna find

986
01:06:09.880 --> 01:06:15.440
homes somewhere else. I play virtually
this entire list, amongst other decks.

987
01:06:15.519 --> 01:06:16.880
Yeah, I bet you. I
play every card in here, minus the

988
01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:21.199
goifs and even some of the goyfs
in my decks. And the funny part

989
01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:27.360
of the funny part about hashtag emptyg
finance is this is an eleven hundred dollars

990
01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:30.159
deck with those cuts that I said, But what I mean is the swaps

991
01:06:30.159 --> 01:06:34.599
to non foil versions. Yes,
And you wouldn't go around and say,

992
01:06:34.679 --> 01:06:38.719
hey, amongst these six decks that
I play in my bag, there's eleven

993
01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:42.320
hundred dollars worth of cards. And
you wouldn't say, I'm gonna go out

994
01:06:42.320 --> 01:06:45.239
and spend eleven hundred dollars of dollars
on these cards, right, but especially

995
01:06:45.280 --> 01:06:48.719
not when you can say five percent
of fusion with CEO save you. No,

996
01:06:48.800 --> 01:06:54.360
certainly not you. You just acquire
those overtime. Hey, I picked

997
01:06:54.400 --> 01:06:57.840
up a damnation at this command fest. Oh hey, I crack this Chander's

998
01:06:57.840 --> 01:07:00.400
ignition like back in the day when
it was into fourteen dollars card. I

999
01:07:00.400 --> 01:07:03.840
know got reprinted. It's cheaper than
that now. But fetch lands all time

1000
01:07:03.880 --> 01:07:08.280
low and you know you crack somewhere
you had them from onslaught like I played

1001
01:07:08.320 --> 01:07:11.079
in a Maudi Ho Ho Ho pre
release and opened three of them. There

1002
01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:14.360
you go. I opened up my
first ever booster box ever, ever,

1003
01:07:14.440 --> 01:07:16.679
ever in the basement of my mom's
work at the bank, and me and

1004
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:20.159
my buddy Adam and Clayton, and
we split it three ways, one of

1005
01:07:20.199 --> 01:07:25.559
those stacks each, and I got
three fetch lanes in it from like pack

1006
01:07:25.719 --> 01:07:30.679
fresh onslaught fetch lanes. Can you
imagine what they'll smell like? I'm smelling

1007
01:07:30.679 --> 01:07:33.280
it right now. I'm smelling I
having I can't Yeah, I can't tell.

1008
01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:38.280
So anyways, it's not gonna be
eleven hundred dollars. It's gonna be

1009
01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:41.920
what you have to build with over
time, with good stuffs, and a

1010
01:07:41.960 --> 01:07:46.000
lot of that stuff actually actually over
the years has been printed into pre cons,

1011
01:07:46.199 --> 01:07:48.800
not the bobs and all the goeifs
and the fetchlanes and stuff. But

1012
01:07:48.880 --> 01:07:51.760
I mean you can just get those. Most of the goifs are in the

1013
01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:56.440
pre con. They're in the goaf
precon. Right, tomagwef is probably the

1014
01:07:56.440 --> 01:08:00.639
only one that you really are gonna
shell out for you, like O G

1015
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:04.440
timersix six bucks. Six bucks is
six bucks, and you're looking at shitty

1016
01:08:04.480 --> 01:08:12.480
creatures like goyef. I suppose Mortivor's
like fifty cents, Magna Wars like thirteen

1017
01:08:12.599 --> 01:08:15.880
cents. There you go. I
think Terra war might still be a few

1018
01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:17.600
bucks, yeah, nine or ten
bucks here, I think, but maybe

1019
01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:19.720
that maybe it's not in here because
he couldn't find a foil one and he

1020
01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:21.960
wanted his whole deck to be foiled. Oh yeah, because I think foil

1021
01:08:23.119 --> 01:08:26.840
terra wars are Oh yeah, odysty
that's an expensive that's a lot of that's

1022
01:08:26.880 --> 01:08:29.239
a lot of dollars you're going to
ask him for there, But you know

1023
01:08:29.279 --> 01:08:31.920
what you mentioned it get the pre
con. That's that's where I would start.

1024
01:08:32.079 --> 01:08:36.880
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1025
01:08:36.920 --> 01:08:41.560
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1029
01:08:58.760 --> 01:09:00.399
If you're gonna spend maybe a enough
money to get two precons, there you

1030
01:09:00.439 --> 01:09:03.479
go. Well, I mean the
Maudi Ho Ho Ho Ho precons are pretty

1031
01:09:03.520 --> 01:09:05.800
expensive, so if you buy that
in a couple upgrades for the deck,

1032
01:09:05.800 --> 01:09:13.119
you probably hit one hundred Canadian dollars. That's like sixty five cents us right,

1033
01:09:13.199 --> 01:09:15.359
like you play fine that in your
couch, yes, sir man.

1034
01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:20.520
Final thought of the day, John
de Goeif's Ccio Nation. What It's great

1035
01:09:20.560 --> 01:09:26.000
to see a deck that I used
to have a very affectionate part of my

1036
01:09:26.119 --> 01:09:30.680
heart for that got away from me
and became a cultural phenomena kind of you

1037
01:09:30.720 --> 01:09:32.520
know, it's a mainstay in so
many formats. It's nice to see it

1038
01:09:32.560 --> 01:09:36.600
brought back in classic John format right
here in Commander. This is a deck

1039
01:09:36.640 --> 01:09:40.960
that I think if somebody else built
this, I would ask to Bora wouldn't

1040
01:09:40.960 --> 01:09:43.199
play it? Oh, I really
would like. I don't think I'll go

1041
01:09:43.239 --> 01:09:47.439
out and build this myself, but
damned if I don't want to shuffle these

1042
01:09:47.479 --> 01:09:50.880
cards together and play them or see
them played in an LGS. I like

1043
01:09:50.960 --> 01:09:55.359
this deck a lot. And I
think anybody who's kind of played in a

1044
01:09:55.399 --> 01:10:00.079
format where junda is very prevalent,
I think you're gonna you're gonna dig this.

1045
01:10:00.159 --> 01:10:02.039
Of course, you're somebody that is, you know, totally traumatized by

1046
01:10:02.039 --> 01:10:04.680
playing. Oh yeah, and you
never want to see it again because this

1047
01:10:04.760 --> 01:10:09.880
will give you flashback. You're gonna
be like the dog with the helicopter flying

1048
01:10:09.880 --> 01:10:14.279
over, like right, the guy
at the grocery store trying to get toilet

1049
01:10:14.359 --> 01:10:17.439
paper, but the frickin' aisle is
barren. Right, Yeah, you're gonna

1050
01:10:17.479 --> 01:10:20.520
have that going on. But this
deck is really cool and I'm really glad

1051
01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:23.479
we got to talk about it on
the show today. Yeah, if you

1052
01:10:23.560 --> 01:10:26.840
have Maudi Ho Ho lists, keep
in coming. We're gonna kind of ignore

1053
01:10:26.840 --> 01:10:29.720
Assassin's screen as far as deck goes. And we got a jam in some

1054
01:10:29.720 --> 01:10:33.239
more sweet decks before Bloomberol, the
crazier, the better fuck high Powerless,

1055
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:36.000
just some crazy ass. Okay here, I'm gonna put a call out here

1056
01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:42.359
for anybody who's still listening, is
give us like the weirdest deck, and

1057
01:10:42.880 --> 01:10:45.000
not your pet deck and not your
funny like ladies looking left deck. Like

1058
01:10:45.079 --> 01:10:50.920
I'm talking about like arkslagger exiling stuff
and using rift sweeper to give it back,

1059
01:10:51.039 --> 01:10:56.840
get it back, like weird combos, mdfcs, no lands. I'm

1060
01:10:56.840 --> 01:11:00.760
talking about like the weirdest thing where
it takes ninety nine cards in your deck

1061
01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:05.880
to make a combo. Like give
us the weirdest, craziest, kookiest things

1062
01:11:06.239 --> 01:11:11.199
you've ever seen, like Questingbeast allfog
dot deck, Like, give us those

1063
01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:16.479
yes, give us some true CEO
fucking stinkers. Yeah, because we haven't

1064
01:11:16.479 --> 01:11:19.000
done a stinker in a good long
we haven't stunk up the joint in a

1065
01:11:19.039 --> 01:11:23.680
good long while. As we're talking
about John, like the most consistent deck,

1066
01:11:23.800 --> 01:11:26.239
right, yeah, give us some
garbage. Yeah, Like, let's

1067
01:11:26.319 --> 01:11:30.239
let's just play some piles of trash
until we start going to talk about fucking

1068
01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:34.520
cartoon mice stabbing each other with fucking
pins. Yep, God damn it.

1069
01:11:34.600 --> 01:11:38.079
Yeah, I can't wait. The
set's gonna be great and I'm excited for

1070
01:11:38.079 --> 01:11:43.880
it's like everybody else. But god
damn it, let's go down swinging before

1071
01:11:43.880 --> 01:11:47.000
we go back into spoiler season next
week. Yeah all right, yeah,

1072
01:11:47.079 --> 01:11:49.359
let's do that. So thank you
very much for being here, thanks to

1073
01:11:49.359 --> 01:11:55.560
Pile of Bones, thanks Difusion Gaming, thanks to Commissioner Gary Commissioner Gary now

1074
01:11:55.560 --> 01:11:58.720
at the damn Studio, And we're
gonna be back next week with another very

1075
01:11:58.760 --> 01:12:04.720
exciting episode of Amander Cookout Podcast.
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