This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one samasproutched by Alvamo Draft House Cinema.
Five of them, five of them in the Metroplex. Well, just
do a little movie at the month series type thing there, the let's freaking
chill. It'll be the Benskin Show in April hosting the next one Bay.
You watch a movie this weekend, do it at one place, in one
place only, Alamo draft House Cinema. Speaking of movies, people who make
movies. We had a significant death this morning. We did see it.
I saw it. At the end of the last segment. Eighty seven years
old, Lewis Gossip Junior passed away, the first black man to win a
supporting Actor Oscar. He did so for officer and a gentleman. That's right,
with rich Gear, Yeah, with Richie Gear Cash Gear. Was that
before the allegations? What of him? Yeah, Gerbil, Oh, it's
not even an allegation. It's a made up rumor. Yeah, that's terrible.
He has been wronged. Yeah, it was not Richard Gear. That
was Devin Booker in his backs on the record, So richerd Gear. We
all know it's not true, But how did that make you feel when people
were saying that you had a terble in your boottox. I think I've looked
this up and he's definitely been asked about it. If he would open up
and talk about it, then it might go away. He probably already has.
You have to take that immediate hit of it coming back into the headlines.
But then it went, it'll go away. Snoopes has an article Richard
gear and the Gerbil. The whole article Urban Legend reports the celebrities taking the
hospital emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his backside. It just says
false. Yeah, it's not like one person started that and it became universal
understand between him and Rod Stewart, the free Internet, the rumors about three
percent contained and the wildfire spreads. You guys, weren't you weren't victims of
this uh error? Growing up? Maybe you were a little bit mikey,
But in the seventies, I was convinced that if I was anywhere near water,
there was a chance that I could be swallowed by quicksand. Yeah,
quicksand is a big deal. Grown up? What was up with that?
Do you realize how impossible it is to die in quicksand? Has anyone died
in quicksand maybe like one person in the history of the world, has anyone
lived to talk about being in quicksand Though yeah, you probably goes up your
ankle and you're like, oh well that sucks, and you pull your foot
out and maybe you lose your shoe. That's as bad as it gets in
quicksand. But every time, if you're watching Gilligan's Island or a team or
swat anytime they're around quicksand, it's just you've got to have a people with
logs trying to pull you out and you're covered in quicksand, or lay a
log across the entire width of the quicksands right hang on to it. You're
supposed to get as horizontal as you can. Quicksand tried to get yourself atop
the quicksand that was a made up Hollywood lie to scare kids well, and
it worked. It worked. There apparently have been deaths to quicksand, but
of course there were few I can't name. I can't name them. And
this has been our tribute to Lewis Costa June. Yes, we'll continue that
tribute with this so that we lost Lewis got Louis Gossip Junior gossip? Is
it gossip? Gossip Junior? A victim at eighty seven of a quicksand I
think it was prostate cancer really well, because okay, I'm seeing it had
a Okay, that makes sense. What's the quicksand of cancers? No cause
of death was revealed in Santa Montica. Oh, Santa Monica. There is
a lot of quick sand there. So yesterday on the Speak Easy they were
a live at the ballpark. I know they'll be at the water Burger in
the colony today. I'm there's probably multiple water Burgers that'd say one twenty one
State Higway for six eight seven. I think it's going to be the address
there. Now. What I want to tell you, though, is that
Julie was doing the story in Hollywood Swinging that was about the conjoined twins Abby
and Brittany at the reality show because one of them got married. Which one,
uh, Kevin, I'm assuming the one that has the control of the
vagina. I'm only saying that because they share things from the waist down.
I thought one I don't know, okay, the one on the left,
the one that's the one on the left, because that's who he kissed in
the video because Jeff had the shocking comic what what's? Julie explained that their
their teachers, and Jeff was like, so they got to split the salary
because they're not teaching two classes. Point is married to a guy who is
a military veteran, a devout Christian and what's Jeff brought up the point while
he's sleeping with another woman Christian? That is whatever. It reminded me of
the story of the Do you remember the story of the two guys who were
conjoined and Chinese? No from the from the book. No, it's a
different one. We were attached at the waist, but they wore suits kind
of still, No, they look like they were members of tongs. Jesus.
This guy in his San Francisco Chinese crime tape. Okay, it's over.
I finished it. So this guy, one guy, this is it's
all. It's kind of old. One guy sued the other can join twin
his brother for sexual assault because when he was trying to sleep, his brother
were trying to handle up on himself. But it's also what he didn't sue
him. No, there's a lawsuit and I don't have the documents of the
court, the courtroom, you know, dialogue, but that's something that happened.
But if you were going to have to be with another person conjoined,
think about there's some cool jobs you could do. I was just thinking,
who better to be the host of the NFL Red Zone Channel? Okay,
bad guys, you're not missing a Yes. Well, you can also do
play by play and color. Okay, but typically the person does color actually
played, which goes back to the that you make separate salaries. They're technically
two people. Yeah right, okay, Now what if they were pretty athletic?
What? No, they're not. I have nothing written down. I
have nothing. What sport? Here we go? What doubles? Tennis?
What support would help you the most? Have two heads? Soccer as what
did you have? Baseball doesn't help you much. You're fighting pitch recognition.
If you think it's a fastball and your buddy, your brother thinks it's a
slider, you know you're out. Have trouble pulling the trigger on that swing.
It's a fast ball flyer. Oh damn it. Basketball interesting. You
could actually have some pretty creative defensive schemes there, because you know, sometimes
you're playing man defense. You're kind of taught to kind of look in between
them, you know, see the ball in one eye and see your man
in the other eye. You could literally have eyes in the back of your
head, one guy on one guy on the ball, and you're just kind
of moving. You could do some really and that would make the team better.
The whole defensive rotation would be working in tandem because you had six heads
on the scene. M I something to be considered. We'll consider it this
weekend. I won't think about it again after we leave today. Why are
they still doing I guarantee you it'll be in Brittany. No, it's not.
It's not part of a reality now. No, because he's a good
looking, normal, you know, good looking dude. The hubby you're saying,
because they're conjoined, that has to be a some crazy looking person.
I guess I don't know what I expected, because if it was a TV
show, I would say they're going to be married for like a year,
and then he's gonna get divorced and then marry the other one. Yeah.
Absolutely, Why won't you just marry him both? I don't know, Kevin,
what do we have birthdays or something? I want to be a permanent
third wheel. I think I think about it. What I think. It's
a blanking miracle that they they're alive, that somehow make this work. It's
a it's bizarre that it's even a possibility, and they seem to. I
mean, they're living in the best life that they can. I don't know
if they're rich. Does one does one brain of the two ladies control all
of the motor functions? Like does one person decide I'm moving my arms,
We're gonna go walk and the other head just thinks, well, no,
no, no, they're two different people. Don't want to go this.
Well, they share okay, they share bodily functions, they share things from
the waist down, but they have their own spines. They have two hearts,
heart, stomach, spine, pair of lungs, and spinal cord.
Each each twin controls one arm and one leg. See I did not know
that each twin controls one leg? Yes, because walking is is that a
voluntary? Voluntary? Talking about is voluntary? Well, I mean they probably
got it figured out by now. God, they must hate each other.
How they I gotta pee? Why don't have they ever gotten in a fistfight?
Dude? That's a legitimate good question. They eat, They can eat
and write separately and simultaneously. So there you go a journalist, Yes,
there you go. They could write twice as fast. Court reporter, air
traffic controller, hell pilot and co pilot. You just need one. Well,
I'm happy for them and they got married. I am too happy for
one of them the other one feel bad for the other one. An he
just wanted a guy around all the time, a strange guy around. Well,
if he's cool, and their friends too, what if they do it?
If it doesn't work out with you in gymsy road, why is it
mean because you're single. That doesn't mean anything. Yeah it does. I'm
not available. Neither is Kevin. We're off the market. Yeah, hot
hot beef got sold. People went to the counter and the butcher said,
here's a couple of our best prized hands prize cuts. And guess what.
The ladies ran in there and just grab the grab the prime cuts of beef,
ran out the door. It took us home. You still sitting there,
fly circling. It's beef jerky now it'll last forever. So in the
market, in the market. Ray Davis did an interview with Evan Grant last
night just kind of just kind of hanging out. Ray Davis did was asked
about the regional sports network situation and Evan said, could you consider building your
own regional sports network? And Ray Davis said, it's an option. It's
about one of four that we have. And Evan said, do you want
to share the others? And Ray said no, I don't. So they
have four options and one of them is building their own, two is probably
figuring it out with Bally, three is letting MLB take over, and four
is a local network maybe doing with maybe. I don't know. I thought
was kind of interesting. I don't know. I don't know why people are
Someone said golfer and Caddy. Okay, leave it up to our listeners to
take this seriously that he and CA have Golfer and Caddy. How does that
help? All right? Kind of have the cord so I can play talkbacks
here, take you cord every day, Give me cool, give me my
coop me up, JJ, creak me up. JJ. Will pop on
skin from uh the water Burger in a second, they tell speaking of our
lawn wranglers just said they said, love you boys. Off to water Burger.
Hell yeah. Support from mic and carry out there since the darkness,
since we hit the air at six am. They're chilling out in the lawn
just supporting the hell out of we think. Couldn't even see them. We
had to like put jackets over our heads to block out the glare of the
lights in here, and you could just see a little rarely see silhouetteses a
little puff of smoke. Two weird men emitting cloud. It's the coolest thing
ever and is amazing. We don't take it for granted. Thank you,
guys. And you can go talk to them out at Waterburger if you want.
Okay, So Mike got a couple of talkbacks for you. But did
you know that we have birthdays today? Jennifer Capriati forty eight. I was
a big fan. You weread a gin cap van. Oh yeah, she
was. She was. She was a bulletari So she's spent some time in
the Sarasota Bradenton area and it was amazing. Man, she popped on the
scene good enough, looking loosely. Lawless is fifty six. Yeah, John
Popper's fifty seven. He has a lot of harmonicas. Didn't he lose almost
of his weight? Yeah, he got the thumb, stomach and lost all
the weight, which may have made it more difficult to carry around three hundred
harmonicas on his Chewbacca. Harmonica Harness is walking aroundinator Ammo homeout it. I
need all of them. It's also the birthday of run to the mailbox,
grab the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit. She was nineteen eighty nine. That have
got an hour at something I must do. Just crack a little ron to
Kathy Ireland. Crank a little RONDI Kathy Arlnd. Crank a larder Kathy Ireland.
Al McPherson too. It's the two's birthday. Hell because we had Kathy
last week. Yeah, al McPherson, Well another fifty one week, so
we have to hear that song. But all right, Happy birthday, al
McPherson. On the third day, the Disciples went to the tomb Jesus his
body to e zoom. What secrets would the cave seal hide? They rolled
back the stone and looked inside. Ground beef, ground beef, no geez,
just grown bees. Should God blasphemous and hilarious. That's just awful.
I love all the dumb songs. The ground beef one, that's just terrible.
Friend, just Hey, boys, beef, diamonds, Mercedes all passed
with that guy at work aids. These are the things you gave your wife
after she catches you getting railed by your uncle, Lady Easter. Speaking of
getting railed, boys, we are eight days away from Pennsylvania that the showcase
the Immortals. Mike, I'll end this talk back with my new walk up
song, Free Free Free Now sin Man Dunho. Okay, what in the
world is wrong with him? He packs him full pack things that you give
your wife after getting Do you have the list? Do you have the transcript,
because now we don't need it. Oh, I'm the Easter Bunny here,
calling with a few tips and facts for you about Easter so that you
can maximize your fun and knowledge this weekend. And also because the three of
you have made it perfectly clear over the last hour that you do not know
the first thing about Easter. It sounds like you might think that Easter is
a direction that's a little further east. So a first fact about Easter is
for Mikey, they did not glue gun Jesus to the cross. They used
nails. Okay, the first one. Great? Hey, Oh Easter Bunny
here again. With a couple more tips for you. First, go ahead
and teach your kids the difference between a real egg and those that you will
be hiding around your property this weekend. Every year, dozens of California condo
eggs are needlessly smashed open by stupid and greedy kids. Second, go ahead
and put real food or candy in those eggs. Danny, I know you
like to be creative, but CPS will be up your ass again if they
find out little molk he's crawling around looking for a pound of ran to meet
in those has. You should just pack the eggs full of some of the
ground beef. Like Dad, this is from Halloween that was leftover. This
is the same meat from Halloween. We don't let things go to waste out
in the country. Let's go out to Waterburger where Jeff skin Wade is joining
us. I believe correct, is it Jeff skin Wade? It's me Jeff
skin Weight broadcast from Burger in the colony. Hi, Jeff, Hey guys,
how are we all? Hi? Jeff do sound good? Hello?
Michael Kevin JJ it's gonna be avon He's not. I go ahead, skin
when I got some easter A huge day for the Ben and Skin Show because
every so often, uh, the moon sun stars a line and we are
I feel the presence of greatness. And today, from ten to two,
live and in person for the entirety of the Ben and Skin Show, our
co host is the one and only Travis Frederick. Oh my god, that's
awesome, dude, and you should see such you guys. Remember what's his
name? Who is Grizzly Adams, Dan Haggerty, Haggarty. He looks just
like Dan Haggerty. He's grown his hair long, lots of sexual energy flowing
from him. And today is special because we have this super badass Ben is
posting a video about it. It's a Waterburger gift box and it has fifty
two free Waterburgers in it, right, not the actual Waterburger gift certificates to
get him, Okay. It has a wireless speaker that looks like an old
school cassette that you used to make your mixtapes with. It has a phone
charger, It has a pickle ball set, it has their magical catch up.
It has everything that you would want from the world of Waterburger in this
gift set. It's incredible and we're given one away in the speakeas he's given
one way all today for freaking the weekend. But you have to come join
us at the Waterburger in the colony basically one twenty one in Maine, where
we have Travis Frederick all damn day unreal? Are you guys real? Are
you trying some items that aren't even on Waterburger's menu yet? I heard that
yesterday. It depends if we can coerce Travis into eating these items, you
know, Ben is Ben said, you know, I'm scared of new items
because of the carb situation, and I've already eaten today. But if we
can force Travis to eat things that he's never tried, I think it'll work
out really well for the radio. Yeah, well that sounds like a blast,
a damn blast. It's not far from the station if you guys want
to come by and get some Waterburger as soon as the show's over. It's
a good idea. Love telling you, but did you have lots of drinks
last night like keV Oh? You know, I think Kevio drank more than
I did because I was watching him and I was like, that looks really
unstable. Yeah, yeah, that's about to get up in three out he
claimed to have had old fashions and wine. Yeah, it was pretty funny.
So Travis is actually a wine expert as far as I mean. He's
not like a Samalier, but his taste buds are very refined for a man
that looks like Dan Haggerty. And we weren't. We were just gonna drink
our whiskey in our old fashions last night, and sameir, the mighty chef
of Nick and Sam's walked up and said, I would love to share a
bottle for my personal collection with you guys, and far be it from us
to turn down a bottle from a personal collection. So we indulged in the
wine and the whiskey and the merriment. There was little people there dancing around
our table. It was just an incredible evening. The truth of the matter
was it was just an unfinished bottle from Dirk's private event. I think so.
Yeah, I think it was actually just a bottle of Josh. I
don't know if you guys gosh, I said, plenty of Josh barefoot.
All right, we'll go see the Ben and Skin Show and the Speakeasy today
at Waterburger one twenty one a main I'm even here. Oh I just oh
no. I was trying to make a transition so it didn't seem like we
were mixing. Oh okay, I'll shut up. Yep.