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Man, I'm seriously thinking about going
shirtless. I have to show, dude,

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that's not a joke. No,
I have I am too. I'm

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thinking shirtless today for the show as
we broadcast live from the parking lot of

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Carriage Ford, Lewis and Clark Parkway
in Indiana. Tom and Mega already hear

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they're friends of ours from It's a
Catholic thing. Yeah, and they have

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some shady rais on by the way, Yes they do. And Tom boyd

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he's got the pro series on the
Yeah Spectacular. What I want to know

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is what is the weight limit of
that bouncy house because I want to get

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in that bouncy cast. Oh yeah, because that plastic in there is probably

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not a thousand degrees. So uh. And you're drinking coffee, Yeah,

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that's that's That's an old trick.
You drink hot coffee out on summer day

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and it kinda it's like a radiator, you know, Dave, how are

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you, sir? Couldn't be better, gentlemen. You've done plenty of these

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Carriage Forward remotes with us, and
we usually have a tent out here at

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Tents on the way. We're gonna
get one of those. But it feels

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like the State Fair. I feel
like I'm at the State Fair. Crazy.

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Look over to your left. I
think there's a big air conditioned lobby.

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Oh damn it, Oh my gosh, why why didn't we think of

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that? David Dwight's already been Prima
Donna since he walked up. I'm saying,

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but it's probably too cold in there. It's probably like sixty eight or

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something, right, it's too cold. Probably too miserable, yeah, to

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be miserable. All right, So
Carrot's four tenth sale is happening. They're

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going to try to sell every car
and truck on this lot in the next

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two days. We've got Wieners being
served here at about eleven thirty or so,

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so, and Marty's gonna be cooking
those up himself. Uh. But

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Tim and Mingger here because they are
looking at the Maverick. Boy, I

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gotta tell you, those broncos sure
are beautiful. They're hard to keep on

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the line, but somehow Marty's got
plenty of these broncos. I'm looking at

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that gray one there. I don't
think any I don't think any of us

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are cool enough to drive one of
those. No, But you know,

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if you attend the windows. Nobody
knows a good point. It's a nerd

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like me driving and going. All
right, so you you your failure,

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yes you failed it? What everything
in life? Well, specifically today I

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forgot or did not get Donnie Osmond
on the show. I couldn't. What

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do you mean you couldn't. It
takes dude, sometimes these interviews. I

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worked for weeks to get somebody on. If anybody is listening it works at

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the Palace or knows the manager of
Donnie Osmond. We need him on the

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show today. We are huge fans. We love Donny Osmond. He's in

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town for Sunday night. We need
Donnie at the car lots and just for

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you, just so you know,
Donnie Osman, if you're listening, we

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know you are. Tony. I'm
a little bit rock and roll. Tony's

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a little bit cut. That's true
that that is together. He's a little

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bit country. I'm a little bit
rock and roll. I said I was

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always in love with your sister,
and he said, Donny Osman goes,

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yeah, I bet you were.
Uh. I should have told me about

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holding the poster of her up.
Thank you. I know he took it

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well though he did he took it. Well, all right, so the

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dumpster went well yesterday, Oh,
how it's almost it's about it's about three

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quarters full. But I will tell
I've got to get the damn name of

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the dumpster company. Uh, but
it's less than three hundred bucks. I

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got a fifteen yard dumpster and I
was throwing stuff away, like, how

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do they even have this? I
can see the joy on your face because

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I cleaned the garage out and it's
it's you have things in there. You're

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like, why do I have this? It's that drunken middle of the night

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facebook by You got like a half
a vacuum cleaner, and go, well,

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you never know when you're a vacuum
cleaner. Of course, I need

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brushes that attach to my portable drill. It could be a part because he

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cleans it. Oh you know,
it's best explained through that Guyico commercial where

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the guys teaching people not to be
their parents is showing what to throw away

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there dumpster. Yeah yeah, yeah, he goes, look these formats,

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He goes, do you still have
that? Car? Goes, I do

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not, And then there's a like
remember the seventies eddies they had the tissue

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box covers. Yeah, he put
over a tissue box. Yes, and

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he goes, Okay, tissues come
in your own boxes. We don't need

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that. Now, I'm okay with
anything, like I'll throw anything away.

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If I didn't use it in six
months, I'm ready to throw it away.

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But I used the one year rule. If we didn't touch it in

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a year, it's gone. And
then but Jackie, you know the wives,

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they're a little different. Yeah,
oh, you can't throw that away

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yet. Yes, we can.
Here is the biggest thing for me.

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When I lived on Dixie Highway,
I used to hold on to anything and

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everything that was my father's. Yes, okay, yeah, agreed, super

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sentimental. But then before Susan and
I got married, we started watching Hoarders

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together. Oh yes, all right, So now it's time for me to

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move by Dixie Highway house to her
house out in the East End. And

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I looked at all this stuff and
I was throwing it away, saying,

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this is not my dad, this
is not my dad, this is not

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my dad. And people going you
will throw this away up, keep it

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if you want to, but don't
keep it in my house. I pursed

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a lot. I will say,
get the dumpster Dave, you're gonna do

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it, right? Do you have
a lot? We do. We've got

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a purge that has to happen.
Absolutely. Yeah. It's so freeing.

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And you just throw it because the
door, the front door opens to those

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dumpsters, so you're not throwing it
over. You just go and you just

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start throwing things away now yesterday.
So the jacket, my old Q two

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one oh five point nine, you
can throw that away. Jacket is there.

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It is on the side of the
dumpster. And I haven't decided over

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orangely, you gotta keep it,
man, I don't know, dude,

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then give it to me. No
one knows that radio. Then give it

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to me. It was opened for
like six months. If you throw it

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away, give it to me.
I'm serious, it's yours. That's that's

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right, there's history John did take
that day. Yeah, I'm gonna word

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over his house next winter and on
the chair, damn it. I mean

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that's why I'm like, nobody knows
this radio. Seriously, I want it,

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okay, But yeah, that's the
kind of stuff you gotta cut loose

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man. Yes, no, yes, here's where you need to get rid

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of. Only photo albums. You
never looked through that you know, our

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wedding videos, you know, stuff
like that that you never use, and

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then you get the sentimental stuff like
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for John there on top of Oh, she just started crying. Did you

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throw them away? You know we
couldn't throw those away? It's just first

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pair of shoes. Who could you? I mean, well, let me

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ask you this. Let me just
choose you by your own metric system.

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Yes, have you used them in
the past year? Damn? No,

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there you go, you got there, you go? Okay, So carriage

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forward is where we are today.
Last night the biggest news was Metro Council

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passed Craig green Bird's budget to the
tune of one point one billion dollars,

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which jpss j oh, that's cute. That's cute. One point one billion.

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The biggest chunk of the budget is
public safety good, so by far

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the biggest number in the budget total
is public seat good because he is at

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least fulfilling his promise with that.
But I'll tell you and and still until

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we get horrible judges off the bench
like who like I don't know, for

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example, Judge Julie Caylen, who
lets someone who gunned and I'm sorry.

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I didn't get it. I didn't
get it. Julie Calen. Let me

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be right here. Let me say
the dishonorable Julie Kaylen who a guy shoots

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and then about five times she shocks
him out in five months. By the

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way, there's also a pedophile that
was going to prison. She shocked him

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out. Okay, so that budget's
passed. I think he got most of

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what he wanted. I haven't heard. It's just so weird. We need

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to talk to somebody from Metro Council
because they're just not Remember under Fisher,

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it was like every day there was
a night fight which Metro Council and yeah

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and Fisher And we need to get
somebody on the air from the Metro.

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Let me ask you a question.
I'll drop it. What with a judge

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like Julie Kaitlin who Julie cale Yes, when you make a decision to put

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to let a violent criminal who shot
somebody five times out on shock probation,

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I would say, but I could
be wrong. This is me outside looking

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in. Either you're incredibly stupid,
you're on the take, or you're evil.

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What other three options would there be
for letting someone out? On shock

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probation, you're either incompetent or you're
on the take, probably bought off with

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dunkin Donuts, or if or if
you're just pure evil? Is there any

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other explanation? What happens to probation
hearings where a group of people make a

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decision, not just one who says
lawyers. We don't need lawyers, we

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don't need jails, we just need
my decisions. But does the question make

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sense that I'm proposing, David,
Because what other rational explanation could there be?

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You're either incompetent in your job,
you're evil, or you're on the

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take another three options instad I don't
know mental illness. Look, you can't.

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You can't throw a blanket over all
of it and try to have a

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conversation. But in this instance,
this guy nineteen years old pulled a gun,

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asked for the guy's wallet while he's
walking the dog in the park.

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He shot him. Was it five
times? Five times? Miracle? The

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guy lives right, But the mindset
of oh, you're not gonna give me

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my wallet, back back back,
back, back back back. You believe

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five months in prison is and out? Is the is the idea there that's

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where we're all confused. You don't
get I would love for what's your name,

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uh, the dishonorable judge juy Cat, invite you to come on the

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show any time please. We would
love to have love to have you on

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to talk about what your thought pattern
by by shock probation, someone that would

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We're not that specific. We're not
gonna pay for catering. Let me just

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say that, right, all right, all right? Donald Sutherland died.

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I saw that. Man. Uh, it's funny because fun In the news

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story this morning, they were like, everyone knows him as mister Snow from

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the Mockingbird series. I know him
as the I know if I know him

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from the professor at the Animal House. Yes, with with no pants on

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the refrigerator. That's Hawkeye Peers in
mash Yeah, that's true too, in

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the movie Match for anybody it's not
old enough. Yeah, but I but

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I'm mostly knowing for being pantsless at
the refrigerator and he's the professor. There's

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an animal house. There's no better
moment when he reaches up to get the

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dish out of it and this little
butt poke and then that you're the guy

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that you're the guy that you you
walked into your girlfriend sleeping with him.

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I know, it's like, hurts
so bad. What would hurt worse to

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see uh come home and see jacket
with me? Or Donald Sutherland? Oh

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you all right? So dollas Ollon
died. I don't know what the how

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old was? I don't know,
Dave, do you know what? Oh

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I don't have eighty eight? Maybe? Yeah, he was old dude.

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He he was also in backdraft.
Remember he was the crazy dude that de

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Niro had to keep in prison.
Yeah, face was all half and he

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like consulted, right, yes,
he was like oh yes, he goes.

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Yes, he was like hates fire
getting a tent. Well yet,

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thank you, thank you, Thank
you. Guys, three hot dogs on

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us at eleven thirty. All right, hey, no, no, no,

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no, we no need to think, no need to think. All

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right, so dollars Ollon going.
Okay, I don't know if we got

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to this story last couple of days, but did you see the climate idiots

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that sprayed stonehenge? No, with
the with the with the rust colored brown

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stuff. But it was a little
time stoneheads from spinal tap, so it

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was no, it was well,
okay, so it's stoneheads. Do they

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do it stonehead it all. It's
no just a portion of it because Stonehi.

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Because if you ask, if you
ask me, if you ask me,

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see that they're moving. I'm in
the way on it. No,

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we're in the They want us in
the shade. Yeah, yeah, because

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they looking at us going. These
two fat old guys are pass out so

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far. Yeah. The black top
absorbs the heat. Oh, this is

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so much gonna keep us cool.
I think it dropped fifteen what we're talking

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about. They were protesting the use
of so stupid fossil fuels and coal because

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the Druids were big offenders. Yes, if you ask me, a little

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spray painted on those rocks, go, give it just enough pizzazz to uh

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bump tourism about fifteen percent. Don't
you think? I think somebody needs because

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this is that was like the lead
story two days ago. I think someone

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needs to do the Dave the spinal
tap where Russ small one in a yes,

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with some sort of spray paint.
No one knew they were they were

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what they were doing, what they
were doing, all right, big week,

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big plans for the weekend. There. Yes, yes, I went

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yesterday and I bought yes, six
six cases of high noon tequila seltzers,

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Hang on one second, give me
a moment. Hundreds of years Papa with

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the s u v s with you
s u vs? What the hell did

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we do before SUVs? And then
one of them gets locked in the little

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pot it doesn't get out until the
end of the saw. Yes, I

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mean, how seriously, how did
America? How did we do anything without

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SUVs? I don't know. I
mean, was that I guess the station

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station wagon because the minivan had come
along the eighties. Until then it was

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like cargo vans and hippie van and
then the America was ruined with what the

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mini van? Yes, it was
like the eighties, all right, I

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gotta hear the beginning. You gotta
hear the beginning, sing it Lenny from

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Shirley. Of course you're listening to
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they do it well? All right, man, we're a carriage forward.

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Friday shows you know are notoriously bad. So just listen and have fun today.

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But we're gonna give as little effort
as possible. But we do have

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a special treat for us at ten
o'clock, Yes we did, and also

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at ten thirty the vand Lampus is
gonna join Lampus Lampis. Yes, you

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know what, I think I would
relate it to Crampus. Well, I

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don't know that to be true,
but we'll say it on the air because

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nobody knows. But I think that
Lampis is a great name. But could

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it be better? Maybe we should
pitch them some of our Yes, great

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idea. They're just trying to help
these kids. Yes, so are we

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gonna give it to them? I
think, well, yeah, they're they're

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teenagers. Do you guys really like
Lampus or can you just like see Lampis

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Lampus. I don't get it.
It's an Anchorman reference. It's it's an

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Anchorman reference. Okay, okay,
I'm sorry. Dwight doesn't remember any movies

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before two thousands. I remember Anchor, man, I just don't remember that

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part. Okay, all right,
I got it, Dave. We're gonna

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do joke of the day carriage forward. We got a tent over us.

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I swear to god, I think
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yeah, the bigger tanks coming up
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do the joke other day, A
carriage Forward. Are you ready? I

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need immunity music for this one.
It's coming. There we go. Hey,

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fellas a little tired last night,
had a nightmare, kept me up

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on it. Oh yeah, I
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of mimes. They they did unspeakable
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I said, Friday Show, Friday
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But it's for a limited time. Here's

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air ducks? How much jump do
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every single service they have. All
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at z zers Louisville dot com.
Tony Dwight broadcasting live Earl Books Carriage Ford.

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Baby, the deals are gonna be
too hot to pass up this weekend.

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Come on by today. They're gonna
get you in your dream car today.

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Hang out. We're gonna be checking
out a Cordy Donahoe in a couple

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of minutes. News Radio eight forty
w h as ah Little Sammy Hagar there

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for you. News Radio eight forty
w ahs Tony than Eddie Dwight whitting We

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are live on the lot of Earl
Books Carriage Ford, where they're making deals

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today and tomorrow we're talking about they're
wanting to get rid of every single car

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on the lot. This is your
two days before we talk to Dan Schwartzman.

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Let me ask you a question.
How are you sleeping at night?

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Is your bed one of those V
beds? Your mattress like a big canoe.

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You gonna change them in every ten
years, and you both kind of

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roll down and you meet in the
middle. You wanna know something disgusting?

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What you know why you're a mattress? Ye? Yes, because because after

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ten years on the books, the
bugs and then the mold and the dead

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people as driving now going, Oh
my god, the mattress is heavy year

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and it was all that nastiness is
in there. Get rid of it and

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do it with Sims Furniture, Mattress
and Appliance. Susan, if you're listening,

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go by SIMS today. I just
gross myself out. Hey, listen,

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you need a good night's sleep,
and you deserve a good night's sleep.

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You don't have to get up with
your back ache and get that new

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mattress from SIMS Furniture, Mattress and
Appliance on Dixie Highway or on Preston Highway.

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Plus, they have furniture that you
will not believe. There's a beautiful

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couch over there that Susan and I
want, has all kinds of different tips

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and tricks in there with it.
Two locations, two locations and here and

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listen right now. If you spend
one thousand dollars one thousand dollars or more,

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you get a free TV with your
purchase. And that's with cash or

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credit. And if you don't have
credit, they're gonna help you build their

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credit. They are truly good people. Sim's Furniture. Hey Dandy, Hey

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Danny, boy, what are you
doing? You missed us. I missed

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you guys. And by the way, when I think of the V and

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the mattress, I think a Johnny
Depp, Oh Friday, the Nightmare on

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Elm Street, when he kind of
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and then the blood comes up.
He was the first? Was he the

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first to die in that series?
Well, Dan's got a good point.

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Let me say one thing real quick, more than about Sims vernut Hey,

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if your if your mattress currently has
a V in it, it could be

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Freddy Krueger and he'll kill you and
your family in your sleep. Get the

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Sims furniture. Thank you, Dan, sold I'm good guys. Missed you

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guys. Well for sure, Danny, what the hell? Dan? I

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gotta be honest with you. With
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load on this rilin in the years. Oh that's not true. Every they

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would have lost everyone. He's he's
lost handedly for the last couple. But

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we're glad we got you to I
love that Courtney's back. But we glad,

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we we we're so glad we got
Dance Horseman for today on a Friday.

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So what's the market look like as
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a couple of seconds. As the
bells open in about twenty seconds, let's

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go at the futures. Essentially flat
for the NASZAK and the Dow. The

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S and P is down two and
a half points, so that's closing in

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on one ten to one percent.
So really we're starting to day off with

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very little change in terms of what
happened leading in. Now here's something interesting.

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Senator Sharrod Brown looking at pass legislation
that will make it easier for American

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tire companies to compete with Chinese rivals
by boosting the retread tire business in the

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US. The Ohio Democrat proposing giving
consumers a thirty percent tax credit when buying

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tires that have been retread in the
country. How about that, guys with

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the news radio eight forty to has
Bloomberg Money Report. I'm Dan Schwartzman.

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That's right, that's right, that's
right, that's right. All right,

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welcome back, Marty. Give me
a test one two on the area,

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test one two, yeah, all
right, right, all right, we're

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a carriage forward. This is the
world famous tent sale, and you ordered

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up the weather. Baby sun is
shining now I already have an up.

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Tom and Meg are my up?
All right? So that sales commission is

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going this way. You get paid
to be here today. He's not here

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just because he wants to be folks, Hey, you need more than one,

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say Tony had. Tony had to
call the closer in and you're looking

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at the closing. Oh, come
on, that's right, hey, listen,

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you don't need a closer with the
deal's going out of here at carriage

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for you guys are gonna sell it. Every single car on this lot.

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That's but they're priced. They're priced. They are man And you know Tony's

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up that he caught earlier, folks
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It up is a customer, yes, correct, an opportunity yeah or whatever,

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And and Tony's up. As for
a Maverick, Guess who has a

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Maverick carriage forward, Guess who doesn't
have a Maverick anybody else? Dude?

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No, And that's the Maverick they're
test driving right now. Is the black

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wheels with the black and black on
black. It looks so cool. It

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is jamming. And we got some
new Rangers over here the same way and

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stuff. Those are things that been
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bear meat. They're like getting trying
to find bear meat. But these these

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Rangers and Mavericks and stuff like that, it's impossible to find. Yep,

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we got them. How toll did
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I love those stuff, man,
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then just how cool that just the
way you know, the ret roll with

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the tire in the back and stuff
like that. And you know, my

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nephew bought one and it didn't have
the tire whatever. He said, I'm

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not buying one without the tire in
the back. Right. Why didn't they

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go with this for a slogan,
the new Bronco? This is not your

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OJ's Bronco. You know what would
be a good god rest He's okay,

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okay, let's talk about you.
Let's cook some wieners later. These are

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gonna be Wiener King, Winger Wiener
King, Scott trow Bridge my man and

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loves Scott Trove, Harris and Cougar. Man. I gotta tell you a

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good wiener I don't need anything on
it. I can eat it like at

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the ballpark if I get a good
hot dog, I don't need like maybe

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some mustard, but I could eat
a plane. It's like a plane.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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You know, whenever I picked these
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you know, as long as I've
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just don't get over the he goes, I can't stop doing the winner jokes,

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of course, and it's it's a
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it's it serves itself up on a
platter. Uh. The like wieners

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are funny when you're five, If
they're funny when you're seventy five, absolutely

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well for man, But if you
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is okay, but it's kind of
boring. I like my wiener to have

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a little pizazz. Well, I
don't like them. I'm sorry, let's

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get serious. I don't understand the
relish part. Really yeah, I don't

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get real. I don't get the
relish way you're talking about. I don't

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even know what relish is. Pickles. That's why, that's why I hate

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it. Pickles wrong. If a
pickle touches my sand much, I have

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to throw the sandwich. And well, my god, my mom made whole

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made pickles. Sweet pickles that come
in these chunks. It's so gross made

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the kerosene. Just thought last week. I just saw last week. I

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just saw it last week whenever they
took out the store, bought once they

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gave away at the county line and
they were given they were giving hers away

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to people traffic stop right, sorry, alright, alright, carrits for it.

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The idea of the ten sale.
We want to get rid of everything,

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cars, trucks, used, new
whatever. You have, actually extra

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finance people here ready to go.
Well, yeah, I'm sorry, but

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we got we also have some extra
rebates forward a lot of us, some

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rebates that we can pick and choose
to use. Yeah, okay, we've

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had them all month. We saved
them for today and tomorrow. All right,

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So whatever your best thing is,
we're gonna be able to give you

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and any of you that come in
for his first come, first server on

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these baby. Okay, but we've
got eight of these at two and fifty

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dollars a piece. Now, there's
a lot of sales you do you guys

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do to where the person never comes
to the lot. Right, I understand

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that, but I'm not a guy. Like when when Dwight was talking about

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Sims furniture earlier. I have to
sit on the couch. I can't buy

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a couch online. I had to
sit in it and go, oh no,

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I can sleep in five minutes in
this, and now I'll buy it.

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I got to get in the car
and drive around the block. I

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just And that's what the tent sale's
about. Yes, if you want to

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buy a car and never come to
a lot, Marty will take care of

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that. Now. When I bought
a car here, I don't know a

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couple months ago from my daughter.
Was it a fusion? Fusion here,

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it's fusion. The closing guy with
the paperwork, it took five minutes,

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but the entire desk is a like
a computer top. Oh really? So

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he goes. So he goes,
takes his hand and he turns the paper

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around with his hand like it's a
mission impossible movie. And he goes,

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slides it over and I go.
He goes sign that. I said with

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what with your finger? And I
went signed it and then he goes next

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one, bang, next one,
and the whole You had a perfect opportunity

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to sign it with something else,
and you did. I know I didn't.

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I'm a hot dog. Well look
I don't know who cleans that desk.

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Yeah, that would be rude for
that poor person. Uh, but

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it's it's next level technology here a
carriage Forward. So whatever form you want

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to do it, you can do
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just Forward. You have some other
makes and models too, right for Yeah,

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yeah, we got we got a
Chevy truck out here. We've got

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a few different trade We got a
I don't know, we got a Honda.

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I know, we got two or
three key Is, different things like

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that. We want everything, it
doesn't matter. And you know, we're

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still buying people's vehicles that come up. We've bought two this week where somebody

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just had an extra vehicle they didn't
need, you know, for this reason

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or that reason, God forbid,
it's a death or something like that,

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you know. And but it's previous
customers and stuff. And we know these

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cars, you know, we know
this stuff. And if you come in,

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I will show you it's a J
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We know the history of everything.
When I do all the auction buying,

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me and my dad used to do
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auctions. I bet that's wild it. You know, you talk about online.

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Yeah, I don't even leave my
office anymore. Well, yeah,

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and they got everything rated. I
do a history report on every vehicle we're

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looking at. We buy only grade
four point six to five. Four point

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six is clean, okay, five
is like super duper clean. We won't

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even look at it if it's anything
below that. So we know ahead of

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time that these things are perfect vehicles
before they even get on the lot,

406
00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:26.680
Before they even get a lot,
we pay for them. I mean,

407
00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:30.640
it's we're gonna be a little bit
different than when somebody that's got thirty two

408
00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:33.240
thousand mile explorer down the road and
we got one with four thousand miles.

409
00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:36.000
Now, what's the worst rating?
Because I used to work for a car

410
00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:40.079
lot that used to buy just those, right, I say one? Hell,

411
00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:41.440
I don't know, is there a
one? You don't know? I

412
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:48.000
don't know. I've never dude.
These one of the worst cars. You

413
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:52.000
know. The cell is like,
mister Jones, This this car comes with

414
00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:56.559
no warranty. So if you roll
off the lot and into the street,

415
00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:02.000
it breaks in half. Mister Jones, you own both half both halves.

416
00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:07.640
Is still the work? We still
want to talk about books carriage for been

417
00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:12.200
around ever? Uh, your father
and this, Yeah, there was the

418
00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:17.519
story. It was it was different
dealerships before in partnership with Phillips Kobe uh

419
00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:19.240
at Jacoby Sales. That was in
the farm business, in right business.

420
00:28:19.759 --> 00:28:23.400
Oh okay yeah, and so uh
this opportunity to come to get the property.

421
00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:26.319
I think there was more hunting.
So he sold combines and Rendy co.

422
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:29.640
Yeah, stuff like that. So
yeah, no tractors out there,

423
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.119
rig and pop mar. I think
they got eight dealerships. You grew up

424
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:34.519
on a farm, Yeah I did, you did. I told you guys

425
00:28:34.519 --> 00:28:38.119
that before. Dude, I can't
remember milk cows. You milk cow,

426
00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:41.799
milk cows. Remember the machine?
You know? I tried to milk a

427
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:47.559
chicken once, tough. Yeah,
it's cut his head off and they don't

428
00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:51.720
like that. They don't like that
at all. The feathers yet. Fact

429
00:28:51.759 --> 00:28:55.160
then right, you did the whole
chicken. Man. I've got this image

430
00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:59.680
of Marty Book as a farmer.
Oh, I did already over us my

431
00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:02.480
mom, No, I didn't wear
overall. I always tell everybody my mom

432
00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:04.960
was my first agent, because whenever
I got home from school, you're going

433
00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:11.880
to moments chases and you're going to
my AGAs or whatever. And one way

434
00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:18.519
he paid me and remember that brock
candy that God accept Oh dude, because

435
00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:23.799
that's what you did. There was
no negotiation. Wow. Right, So

436
00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:26.720
he started their implement and the then
how do you get in the car?

437
00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:30.559
But they this this opportunity became available. They was in partnership with I can't

438
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:33.519
remember who. The name was something
that I think there used to be a

439
00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:37.440
long John Silver's in the all Biting
or something, and anyway, this this

440
00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:40.319
here they went in through called dealer
Development. You brow the money from Ford,

441
00:29:40.759 --> 00:29:44.319
all right, and the Ford puts
somebody in here. They had nothing

442
00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:45.759
to do with it. They was
owners of the of the business, but

443
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:49.119
they had nothing to do with it. Okay, this the first guy was

444
00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:52.960
the worst dealer you could imagine in
your life, except for the next guy.

445
00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:56.440
Okay, stealing whatever you could think
of. It was all going on.

446
00:29:56.440 --> 00:29:59.759
The dealer's name was Witting. Go
ahead, Yeah, I'm with you,

447
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:02.799
brother. And then so finally Dad
says, you know what, if

448
00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:04.160
we're going down, I'm going down
with it, right, and so you

449
00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:07.559
come in here. He didn't know
Jack from Shinola about cars or anything.

450
00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:11.920
One of my favorite stories that he
traded for a manure spreader. What like

451
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:15.119
the first year he was here,
he because he still had all those farmer

452
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:19.240
business. He traded sold a car
and traded in. They traded a manure

453
00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:22.359
spreader. And he told our general
sales manager time, he said, don't

454
00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:27.400
worry. He said, this guy's
got the nicest manure spreader. You're he

455
00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:36.079
was only driven to the barn and
right anyway, he originally started out selling

456
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:40.559
refrigerators for International Harvester. We still
got an original in mom and Dad's basement.

457
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:47.960
And this thing, it it's I
can't it is one tenth of a

458
00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:52.599
degree below freezing your beer. Wow, I mean it is right, this

459
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.960
is perfect right, want it?
And then, of course we were good

460
00:30:56.960 --> 00:31:02.119
little kids. We got a kinds
of stashes we always to work with.

461
00:31:02.279 --> 00:31:04.119
Oh yeah, but where did the
best buyer coach your mile come from?

462
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:07.240
That was him and the ad agency
at the time. And I don't remember

463
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:11.359
who. I don't know whose original
was. Uh he used to do Remember

464
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:15.359
Chris Hinkle? Uh the ABC Yes, yes, yes, yeah, he's

465
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:18.200
from Indiana. He did commercials with
that, okay. And then you had

466
00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:21.880
Paul Horny. We had Paul Horny, which by the way, went to

467
00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:25.640
flage A. We got the flashy
guys coming on in about ten fifteen minutes.

468
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:29.480
Yeah, yeah, he's flash a
and and uh Notre Dame and all

469
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:33.119
that jazz. He and then I
worked with Paul doing advertising. Is that

470
00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:37.960
where you got your gambling addiction?
Was hanging out with Paul. He would

471
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:41.480
kill me. He was Oh my
god, he had some stories. He

472
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:45.279
ohde It was called the unbuckle.
He like if some game, yes,

473
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:48.440
unbuffalo, Yes, I mean it's
get your get take your belt off,

474
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:52.039
get the wallet out and unbuffle go
go go go right, oh boy,

475
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.640
right, Uh, but you know
we love being with you guys. That

476
00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.559
carriage for your family thing and and
here's the thing. You want to connect

477
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:04.480
to a family that owns the business, and that's what you guys do.

478
00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:08.079
We just I was just up in
Marty's office and there's a giant portrait of

479
00:32:08.200 --> 00:32:12.720
all of the kids and I'm kids, there was like any grand kids.

480
00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:15.519
It's like twenty people in the picture, and you're like, see that little

481
00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:17.319
baby here and he goes. That
guy's right in there and he had a

482
00:32:17.359 --> 00:32:22.599
headset on working and it's a family
operation. Uh. And then I met

483
00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:24.240
the daughter the other day she was
in the TV commercial. But we want

484
00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:28.480
to connect to families, and that's
what carriage for it is. And so

485
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:30.119
if you're gonna buy our car truck
from somebody, might as well come over

486
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.599
here and do that. We're going
to tell you the truth, and we

487
00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:37.680
might, we might make mistakes or
whatever. I quote Dad around here all

488
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:40.119
the time to the point drives everybody
nuts. But one thing, two things

489
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:43.519
when you bring something on board.
One, if if you sell some my

490
00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:45.599
car and you see him in the
mall, you're not going to want to

491
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:47.039
hide from him, want to come
and talk to him, right, and

492
00:32:47.079 --> 00:32:50.680
you're gonna want to talk to them. Secondly, we want every penny we

493
00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:52.799
deserve, but we don't want one
penny that we don't deserve. That's crazy

494
00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:55.920
because what I sold advertising, That's
how I was, I said, I

495
00:32:57.279 --> 00:32:59.559
told my wife, I said,
I want to be able to look every

496
00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:02.400
single in the final concert freedom how
I don't want to duck anybody, right,

497
00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:06.000
And so sometimes I would tell him
this, this is not right for

498
00:33:06.079 --> 00:33:12.160
you. Consistent too. So you
have families that are like my dad bought

499
00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:15.559
cars here, I buy cars here, my sister buys stars here. Once

500
00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:19.920
you find a good dealer that you
stick with them. Oh, eighty to

501
00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:22.599
ninety percent of our business is repeat
business. That's crazy. I could see

502
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:27.000
that that is crazy number. And
there was I remember one time somebody come

503
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:30.039
in that wanted to wanted to steer
us away from Ford Credit on our floor

504
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:34.640
plane and things like that. And
the guy bet Betsy's awesome about not letting

505
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:37.920
people get to me. But this
guy got it. And so anyway,

506
00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:38.440
and so I was sitting there and
I said, come here. And we

507
00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:40.599
just had to sale at the time, and I to him, I said

508
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:43.599
come here, and we walked out
and show room. I said, you

509
00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:45.559
see all those tables that's got customers
at them right now, I said,

510
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:49.640
they all bought here before. Yes, right, it's because we don't take

511
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:52.680
people in the finance office and screw
them and window ch or this or that

512
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.480
or that's gonna help your insurance or
nothing. You don't keep customers that way.

513
00:33:55.599 --> 00:33:59.200
That's exactly right. His name is
Marty Book. You know it.

514
00:33:59.240 --> 00:34:04.559
You in charge of the Wieners.
Jerry Mason, Jerry Jerry, all right,

515
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.200
I'll take it. He's a Catholic. He's he knows how to,

516
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.159
you know, cook up some food. He let me tell you if I

517
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:13.199
know Jerry Mason. On the one
thing, Jerry knows his way around the

518
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:16.400
wiener. Okay, how do you
think he got where he is? He

519
00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:23.280
got this out again, brother,
he just whispered. A boy's gonna do

520
00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:30.320
all right. So Marty, we
love you, buddy. Hey, come

521
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:32.320
out and see us. Arbucks,
Carriage Forward, hot dogs, ships,

522
00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:37.079
drakes, please, cars, cars, cars, best deals. You're gonna

523
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:39.199
get two days only, baby,
they want every car gone. And hey,

524
00:34:39.239 --> 00:34:43.159
fellas, let me ask you a
question. Are you ready for the

525
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:45.800
weekend? I know I am went
out and picked up a bunch of high

526
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:50.239
noon Shelterers and a new bottle of
number one the Kila. The only thing

527
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:54.599
that's missing is special lady time tonight. Listen, guys, are you ready

528
00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:58.280
to get with your partner? You
won't you know what I'm talking about?

529
00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:02.119
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530
00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:07.840
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531
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:12.519
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532
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