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All right, So The Freak, specifically The Downbeat Your Morning Comedy Warriors,
seem to be the landing spot for leaked audio. YEP. For whatever
reason, people entrust us with the leaked audio never heard before exclusive audio.
Today again is no exception, and we've got a handful of commercials that are
scheduled to air during the Super Bowl this coming Sunday on CBS featuring Jim Nance
and Tony Romo. We heard a little bit from them yesterday and we have
the benefit of having this audio exclusive. Most of these companies that buy ad
space during the Super Bowl, they debut these commercials. It will be the
first time you've ever seen them, and then they'll just run them for like
the next twelve years, the same damn ones. How many times do we
have to see the lady in the snow give her husband that truck and then
there's a puppy. Oh my god, who's driving the truck? I mean
that woman must be a grandmother by now. Yeah, who's driving the truck?
I tell you. So. Yeah, they get a lot of life
out of these spots. But like I said, you will be seeing these
commercials for the absolute first time during the Super Bowl. It's a huge part
of the game. We love watching them. We'll come in here on Monday
and we'll recap them and talk about them. But how often do you get
to foreshadow? You know? Yeah, it's kind of cool. It is
kind of cool. So what we're gonna do now is we're going to play
the audio from some of these commercials that will debut on the Super Bowl this
Sunday. Let's start. How many do we on Earth? I was able
to get six of these? Oh really, and again this is exclusive audio.
You will not hear these anywhere else other than right here on ninety seven
won the Freak and then on CBF Sunday exactly allegedly allegedly, maybe definitely,
but allegedly. Yeah, when you need a break from Tony, just know
these are coming, absolutely all right, let's start with commercial number one.
This one appears to be a CBS promo for some upcoming television shows their spring
lineup. And they have the benefit of being the network that hosts a Super
Bowl, and they get a lot of publicity to run their promos for their
own pro And it's been a weird year. You've had the writers' strike and
new shows are just now starting to hit the air. And I don't think
any of us watch a ton of network television, and CBS included, you
know in that. But they're taking some risks, it seems, with some
of their upcoming programming that they are debuting this spring. And here is the
commercial number one that you will see on this Sunday Super Bowl and we're going
to play it right now and three, two and one, I get it.
We're all bugged out that football's outmost out. But never fear, because
CBS has you covered with its new spring lineup coming this April Monday Night.
Today, it's the highly anticipated return of Kevin Spacey as he hosts a new
food challenge game show, House of Carbs. I've made some changes in my
life and I'd like to invite you to join me. Contestants will eat as
much food as they can. Created by celebrity chef Robert Brownie Junior. And
now that we finally moved on from Young Sheldon, we're adding two new family
oriented shows Tuesday nights at seven. It's The Mighty Orphan Power Rangers, followed
by Have You Met Your Mother? Starring Neil Patrick Harris's husband David Burtka.
And it's Wildlife Wednesday nights in the spring with new animal related shows. At
seven, we go out to the sea for the new maritime reality show Keeping
Up with the Crustaceans, And to close out our Wildlife Wednesday, we got
the syndication rights to the two thousand and two Fox show Firefly, so we're
just gonna air all fourteen episodes of that because it's costy fishing. On Thursday
nights at nine, Let the Games begin. Pete Davidson, Pearl Jam guitarist
Mike MacCready and former Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback David Gerar starring Game of Krones, ten
celebrities with Chrome's disease Do Get Out in an academic and catalog with half the
proceeds going to charity. And on Friday nights, our true crime hits keep
on coming with the debuts of LFG New Hampshire, SMH, Tulsa, r
O f L, Bismarck and Stfu des Moines. He don't worry. Football
will be back in the fall. Catch our new spring lineup only on CBS.
We're the one that looks like the eyeball. Wow, what a lineup.
You gotta pay yourself when you're hosting the Super Bowl. So you cannot
wait. Cannot wait for a House of Carbs. Yeah, yeah, balls,
you move to go with Spacey. But in reality shows, game shows
back in because of the Riders strike and Game of Crones sounds interesting with David
Gerard. Yeah, Pete Davidson will get into anything of Okay, all right,
that's a commercial number one Promo number one for CBS coming up next.
This one I think is really weird. I don't know why this particular company
is even airing this product, much less the fact that they're promoting this for
a Christmas sale huh in February. But look, I don't decide who allocates
these funds when it comes to marketing. But let's check out this commercial that
you will see on the Super Bowl this Sunday. Are The Christmas season is
niaip on us and your home is going to be filled with hungry family members
ready to feast on some holiday goodies. But you don't want to bore them
with the same old fair you've always done in the past. That's why it's
time to stuck up on Trader Joe's Microwaves Cinnamon Clam Tarts. What says have
a badass Christmas more than the combination of full made, flaky cinnamon breakfast tarts
and a unique flavor of fresh clam. Nothing make Christmas great again with a
taste of the New England sea and cinnamon with Trader Joe's Microwaves Cinnamon Clam Tarts,
Police Nubby Nod, Little Sailor okay, I mean, I don't know,
ten months from Christmas and they pay to have this song played for I
mean thirty seconds. The estate of Jose Feliciano is happy about there a half
million dollars for that song the second half of the ad. But they're microwavable,
So yeah, it adds a nice touch. To be honest, you're
craving clammed hearts. I mean, who is it? What do you think
about it? You can get them fast man. One thing we we talked
about the ads that they'll debut during the Super Bowl and then they'll run for
like twenty years. How tired we of seeing Johnny deppal through the desert with
a guitar for Savage? That Son of a Bitch is still running, Like,
Johnny Depp looks good in that commercial. Big distinction from Amber heard trial
Johnny Depp, you know where he's kind of puffed up and gotten a lot
of a little bit grayer than he was back then. But that also shows
that man cologne very popular, especially men's cologne, because a lot of dudes
watching the Super Bowl. It's football for a reason, and guys need to
smell good. There's a brand new clone that they're going to debut at this
week's Super Bowl. Check it out. Hello, handcuffs, my name is
Detective Dick Shale gag Order, offering you for sale the latest scent in crime
blasting. It's called Enforcement and Force. Look, when you were out on
the streets blasting crimes and busting the heads of a sorted squads, you need
to be able to go home, relax, drink a bunch of cutty Sark,
and make love to your latest badge, Bunny, Cindy, Sheryl,
Bonnie, Samantha. It matters not they will all be attempting to assault the
front of your pants when you smell like me, a top detective Enforcement and
Force. Smell like me, one of the best around. Do not disturb
the peace by smelling like some other dickquad in your neighborhood. Your God,
you have the right to remain sexy. In force me her record will not
be the only thing that needs to be expunged and forces commit arson in your
ladies' panties with my new scent, Get me Force. It's another quality product
from industries. What what the hell, dude? Oh man, I need
to get all of that uh of enforcement randomly penal coach, it tabs attention
grabber. I think my favorite part was it matters not Cindy Martha, Nancy
Funny, it matters not a bad actor. Yeah. The bo guys soarted
nervous. He must have known it's gonna be a Super Bowl ab It's it's
always a icy you know proposition. When you get like a like a talent,
a talent, a celebrity, to try to get them to an athlete
to act, it's really difficult to them. Yeah, I gotta put that
more on the director and the detective Dick Shale, Yeah, I thought he's
not pretty good. What his enforcement actually smell like? I wonder like ball,
sweat and scotch. All right, let's move on to another one.
This one is uh has a celebrity endorser like bigger than Dick Shale, believe
it or not? And he uh yeah, then that concept it's nothing new,
and a lot of times these companies are looking to strike a chord with
a younger audience. That's why when I heard this ad, I was really
surprised to see that there was a ninety three year old Robert Devall doing a
commercial promoting this interesting product. Scream what is that? Hold on? What
happened there? Try that again? And three somebody out of it and so
worry. No, No, I think that's right. Here we go scream
with no experience date. It's rid Devall Stream. Hi. I'm legendary actor
Robert Duval, and I love eating ice cream. Well, for some of
you are out there, you might be lactose intolerant. That's why I've created
Robert Duval's ice cream. But the ice cream is old, just like me.
Instead of worrying about your lactose intolerance, when you try Robert Duval's ice
cream, you'll be consumed with the taste of ancient ice cream and you won't
ever think about your lactose intolerance. It comes in four fine flavors called moldimocha,
poisonous peach, calcified chocolate, and vintage vanilla. You see, you
don't have to let lactose intolerance take you down. It can be the age
of the ice cream. I still love it. Robert Duvall's ice cream,
the ice cream you can afford at a cheap rate with no expiration date.
Ice cream winning new experience. It's Rod Too fall Stream eating ice cream.
Oh, the power of a jingle. Really wow, I mean what that
is a winner? A two minute spot too. That's about fourteen million dollars
million dollars a song twice yea, the song twice took up half the spot.
It's affordable and there's and it never goes bad. I'm still on enforcement,
to be honest. Enforcement's great. It's an incredible rate with no expiration
day. And that's in the jingle. That's that's gonna work. They're gonna
tell a lot of that. Robert default he sings it. Okay, that's
a finisher. Sorry about the technical glitch at the beginning of that. I
panicked and I heard that song. It's like, what is this the company
that decided to purchase ad space. By the way, we are playing brand
new audio. It has leaked to us they are it is audio from commercials
that you will hear during this Sunday Super Bowl. Chief's forty nine ers.
It's going to be an exciting game, and we love the commercials just as
much as everybody else. And we got our hands on about six of the
new ads that are going to air during the Super Bowl. We've heard from
the new Spring lineup on CBS. We've heard from an interesting trader, Joe's
product called cinnamon crusted breakfast clam tarts called Enforcement, and Robert Devall's ice cream.
We had a couple more to go here. Now. When this company
purchased space for this particular ad, I have a feeling that they assumed confusingly
that Green Bay the Packers were going to be in the Super Bowl. Oh
no, yeah, they really put all of their eggs in one basket.
Because this is a very specific targeted audience and a very specific targeted demographic that
has to do with a very specific part of Wisconsin. So that's the only
thing I can deduct is they thought that Packers were going to be in the
Super Bowl, but they decided, you know what, we already spent the
money. Let's go ahead and air the damn commercial. So we will hear
this on Sunday. Hey there, greetings, exotic world traveler. The next
time you're in the Wisconsin area, come to where the real hot action is
bean snappers in beautiful Green Bay. You can meet Martha, the one armed
Impress of Exotic Dance. Or how about c Section Sadie, runner up of
Ampleton's nineteen ninety seven Cheese Queen beauty pageant. You've never seen cottage like this
before. Come to Bean Snappers, Snappers, Green Bay's one and only palace
of erotic fun. Enjoy our free, endless sausage buffet every morning before Packers
games. What's that smell? Feel the electricity in your loins when you feast
your eyes on one of our four sexy entertainers on the covered jar, breathing
the aroma of bootleg perfume and lining Google when you walk through the door.
I'm pretty sure I just threw up. It's bean Snappers, Bean Snappers,
Get off the crapper and come on down to Bean Snappers Go. Pack is
brought to you by the Green May Chamber of Comers. I did it to
three and a half mil bean Snappers. Yeah, the number one and maybe
only Appleton, Wisconsin Strip club. Boy. They sure did think the Packers
were going to be in there where there's all you can eat sausage buffet before
Packer games. Is a national and on choice in the ad though, to
to go with the dual voices and have the one I go, what's that
smell? Yeah? After the sausage. It's a good thing he wasn't helping.
They have the one arm empress there, Martha. She's something you see,
is something to behold, and the packers should have beat the forty nine
ers. I grow most well, money, money well spent. All right,
we got one more to go here, and uh, I don't really
You know what travel agencies right? They're big exotic lands, far away places
that you like Acapulco maybe sure, yeah, well, I know like a
Ruba of the island is big on this Saudi Arabia is trying to get people
to visit there, so maybe yeah, travel stuff's big. Well, here's
one for h I believe this is a travel agency. Let's listen. Italy
Paris an exotic island. I just can't afford it. While social media makes
it look like your friends are traveling the world and having the time of their
lives, you're just sitting at home with your umbros around your ankles, watching
Johnny Sin's Danny d Billy Glide, Rocko Stefreddi Kieran Lee, Xander Korvis,
Johnny Castle, Manuel Ferrara, Eric Everhard, Seth Gamble, Shane Diesel,
Nacho Vidal, Jordan, Ash Marcus dupri Sean Lawless, Logan Long, Chris
strokes, just to name a few. Well, if your dream vacation is
not realistic, we at Soroyan Industries welcome you to join deep Fake Vacations.
Using the latest and AI technology, we create photos and videos of you with
your hot lifelike partner in the world's most exotic places. Plus we automatically post
all the content on your social media feeds, so your friends think you're traveling
the world instead of just sitting at home and absolutely wailing on your own crotch.
If gallivanting the globe with your sexy partners not enough with deep Fake Vacations,
you can stamp your passport with some of the world's biggest celebrities. Take
a plane to Spain with me, Ron Dane deep Fake Vacations. I mean
it's another quality product from Rye Industries. So wow, Ron Dane. Yeah,
you hear that last part one more time. I just need to hear
it. You're sexy partners. Not enough with deep Fake Vacations. You can
stamp your passport with some of the world's biggest celebrities. Take a plane to
Spain with me, Ron Dane deep Fake Vacations, I mean it's quality product
from some industries the world's biggest celebrities, Ron day he must have done that
for free. It's a deep fake. I don't think you actually get to
meet Ron daye an anything you want. Yeah, that's actually a really good
idea. I mean, if you pay attention to throw industries, you really
pay attention. I'm not sure about the cologne, but man, I'm I
could see where a lot of people would take advantage of boosting their their their
Instagram quality with story industries. Deep fake vacations. Wow, wow, all
right, well that's just day anyone. That's incredible. Wow, I'm glad
we ran glad we uncovered those. Hopefully it doesn't spoil anything someday. Yeah,
you know, but you'll know ahead of time and maybe elbow your friend.
This is cool. This will be on the BuzzFeed list of best spread
the word at your super Bowl party. So about US enforcement, honey,
that you know Christmas gift ideas? Yeah, write that down, put that
in the notes on your phone. Enforcement, Just like that for your cent
because I'm not some dickquad in the neighborhood. Oh boy, all right,
So we're thirty minutes away, sad about nine o'clock. We're gonna do the
big Game game where a couple of callers are gonna call in. They're gonna
team up with Mike and Danny. All right, we'll have four heads on
this one, all right, So one partner with Mike, one partner with
Danny, head to head. It's gonna be trivial pursuit style. Can you
collect these six Super Bowl related pieces of the pie? But that's coming up
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