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time now for Johnny Dollar, Pat
mccrack and Johnny Universal Adjustment Bureau. Oh

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no, yeah, how are you
boy? Terrible? Goodbye, Johnny?

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What's the matter? Well, the
last one you handed me was that phony

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spiritualist case, and it's still haunting
me. Before that, it was Larrd

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Douglas Douglas of Heatherscope. Oh you
made money on him, didn't you.

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Yeah, I nearly lost my mind. All right, I've got one for

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you now that'll surely make you lose
your mind, Johnny, come on over,

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okay, tonight and every weekday night. Bob Bailey. In the Transcribed

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Adventures of the Man with the Action
Packed Expense account America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator,

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Yours Truly Johnny Dollar expense accounts submitted
by special Investigator Johnny Dollar to the

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Lakeside Life and Casually Insurance Company.
Following is an accounting of expendit yours during

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my investigation of the indestructible mic Matter
expense account out of one eighty cents cab

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fare from my apartment of the Officer
of Pat McCrackan at Universal Adjustment Bureau.

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Every one of the cases Patt had
handed me Lady had been rough, and

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if it weren't for the loot involved, which is to say, Pat never

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really cracked down on my expense accounts. Well, after all, I didn't

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have any other cases pending. So
Hi, Johnny, Hey, you're looking

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gray? Sit cigarette? Would you
like to drink? Well? How are

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you? Boy? Okay, Pat, let's have it. This one must

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reach bad Johnny. What makes you
say a thing like that? You sure

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you wouldn't like just one little no, no, no, no, no

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thanks. Now come on, let's
get to the point. What are you

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trying to get out of paying off
on this stuff? You want the truth,

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Johnny, Nothing at all, Just
a favor for a friend of mine

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down in New York. Yeah,
I want you to go down and see

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Peter Branson. Branson any relation to
that? Worry Ward Harry Branson of Filly

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Mutual Well brother, whoops, git
yourself? Another boy band, Johnny,

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Johnny, he's as different from Harry
as day is from night. Well he

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better be that literal minded sticking them
out, Harry and nearly drove me crazy

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on those two cases I handled,
for he is different as day is from

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night. Honest, now when you
see him Expenser con Item two twenty one,

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even trained fair and all the incidentals
I could think of Hartford to New

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York Item three fifty five cents taxi
from Grand Central the Peter Branson's Lakeside Life

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and Casually offices at five hundred and
fifth Avenue, where my worst fears were

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justified. That is correct, mister
Dollar. I am not only Harry's brother.

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Don't tell me here is twin?
Why? Yes? How could you

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have guessed it? Oh? But
now, wait a minute. Did you

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say you took a taxi for the
three blocks over from the station? Yeap,

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at least that's what goes on the
expense account. Oh dear, my

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brother was right. You are expensive, and yet he seems to have the

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utmost confidence in your ability. Yeah, but now an amazing way in which

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you settled that, Harry, Uh
pete, Yes, what's the case that's

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bothering you? Isn't that interesting?
I don't know yet? Tell me about

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it. I mean, you're starting
to call me Harry because of my twin.

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Oh yeah, better tell me about
the case. You know a great

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many of our mutual friends. What
oh oh, yes, of course,

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Michael Jeremiah Flynn a terribly serious matter. If this sort of thing ever gets

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out of Who's Flynn? John?
He is a bum, a regular typical

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movie type version of a Bowery bump. And unfortunately he holds a fifty thousand

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dollar policy. Well he must have
seen better days to carry that much insurance.

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Ever never, I'm sure of it. No human being could degenerate to

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such a state in a mere forty
seven years. And he looks and sounds

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like sixty seven. Also, by
the way, his policy is only two

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months old. Well, what's happened? Somebody knocked him off? No,

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but I am sure, but he's
going to Well then why did you ensure

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him? It was Martha who was
really responsible. Martha Ingersol, the girl

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I had working for me here in
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the policy. I was out sick
for a couple of weeks, and I'm

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afraid that when I came back I
did not pay sufficient attention to the application

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she'd accepted, at least so far
as Flynn's policy is concerned. You better

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tell me about it. Oh of
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heaven knows how, and his cash
payment of the premium was all right,

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yes, yes, cash. But
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the policy to be issued. Look, you still haven't told me what's wrong

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now. Of course it's too late, Peach. Oh, oh, of

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course. Well it's simply this.
The home address that we have for him

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has turned out to be the glad
Hand Rescue Mission, just off Fulton Street,

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near the Fulton Market. Yeah.
Biggest fish market in the world,

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isn't it. Well, yes,
yes, a fascinating place. Chip sloaded

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with fish from all the Seven Seas, colorful characters speaking a dozen different tons.

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Yeah, well, I'm sorry I
interrupted what you were saying. Well,

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that's all right, that's all right. I'm quite a connoisseur of seafood,

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you know, real epic, you're
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you ever tasted Boston Squad? Yeah? Sure, Uh now let's get back

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to the case. Oh oh,
yes, Michael Flynn, Michael Flynn,

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that's right. Well, mister Dalla
John it's simply because of what's happened before

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that I'm so worried about this one. After all, fifty thousand is a

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sizable part what has happened before the
same thing. So you can see Harry,

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Uh, Pete, I can't see
a thing, John. It's like

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the Angus Cormack matter back in forty
seven, like the old Lamacrairie affair.

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That trying to tie Peter Branson down
to the facts of the case was exactly

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like trying to tie his brother Harry
down, only more so. I had

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to keep reminding myself that all of
Harry's assignments had paid off handsomely for me,

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and keep hoping the same would be
true of his brother. Three separate

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times in the next fifteen minutes,
Pete launched forth on the epicurean delights of

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seafood, and three times I vainly
tried to steer him back to ports.

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Finally I threatened to walk out on
unless he got down to business. All

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right, all right, John,
I'll give it to you in black and

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white. Oh not literally, of
course, I mean i'll tell you from

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the beginning at a boy. Now, four times within the past few years,

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this very same sort of policy has
been issued. There's some peneliss worthless

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bomb, Yes, and everything is
indicated fraud. What do you mean in

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only one case where the police able
to prove anything, the case of Maggie

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Dolly Varden Smith? Oh yeah,
seems to me. I remember that's some

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racket teer ex bootlegger. Correct,
candy kids shure. Yeah, he ensured

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the old derelict for twenty thirty thousand
dollars, had himself named beneficiary, it

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is correct, and then he had
all Maggie murdered. Of course, you

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remain and you think you've got the
same sort of a situation here. Yes,

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John, I'm afraid so. And
you can't cancel the policy unless this

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proof of an attempt at fraud.
Correct. So you can see why I'm

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so deeply concerned over this. If
only I hadn't left Martha Ingersol in charge

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while I was sick. Who's named
is beneficiary in the policy? He did

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sell some good policies beneficiary? Oh
yes, here it is John Wesley Cosgrave,

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six East forty ninth Street here in
Manhattan. What do you know about

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him? Nothing? Really, And
frankly I'm afraid to find out. John.

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Yeah, yeah, I'll look into
it. And what's the address of

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this rescue mission where old Michael hangs
out. It's down near the big Fulton

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Fish Market. Let me see here. Why don't you give me that whole

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folder so I can get what I
want from it? Of course, John,

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but I am sorely afraid there isn't
much to get. I'm sorely afraid.

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Peter was right when I had to
start somewhere. I had them four

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to eighty taxi back to Grand Central
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In the same taxi to a slightly
dingy little hotel a couple of blocks

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off Chambers Street on the Lower east
Side. I had them five nine dollars

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eighty three cents to a second hand
clothing store, where I outfitted myself in

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hat, coat, pants, shirt, shoes and socks that I hope would

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make me eligible for a spot on
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When I finally shuffled into the place, which looked more like a cheap

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flophouse than a mission, I felt
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Welcome brother, Welcome to the mission. I'm daddy Bill. Hi the

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entrance to the soup kitchen is over
at the side, you know. Yeah,

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well, I just want to set
down for a spout. Re'st my

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feet and have you a bed for
the night? Brother? Oh? Who

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knows? Oh my god? Well
there's always room for one more, you

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know. Will you be here for
our meeting tonight? Well, I don't

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have an excellent singing voice, I
can tell. Are you sure you don't

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want something to eat? My boy? Nah? No, I'm all right.

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Well, then just sit and be
comfortable and we can talk. I

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Uh I kind of hope maybe I
might run into Mike Mike Flynn. Oh,

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yes, of course, Michael lives
here, spends most of his evenings

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with us, poor fellow, although
I really shouldn't say that, uh say

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one poor fellow. After all,
he's also one of our biggest contributors to

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when he's sober, although where his
money comes from I'll never know. Yeah,

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well, although I'm sure it's money
honestly gained. Michael's very religious,

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He's taken the pledge many times many
has a lot of money now and then.

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He seemed to think he might have
a contribution for us when he comes

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back tonight. But you don't know
where he gets, my boy, I

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never ask these personal things of the
brothers. Now tell me all about you.

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You're from out of town, aren't
you. I can tell this was

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something I hadn't anticipated, and I
had to rack my brain to come up

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with a story that would convince Daddy
Bill I was a bum. When I

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could get a word in. Edge
was there, and a kindly gabby old

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biddy proceeded to tell me, in
my nute detail, the life history of

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all of the habituats of his mission, all that is, except the one

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I was interested in, Mike Flynn. Maybe he was suspicious of me,

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afraid I might be trying to get
my hands on some of the money.

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Or Mike frequently showed up with you
interest in the extreme, John. That's

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why I feel I must protect him
from some of the people who come in

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here and might try to take advantage
of him. Sure, Daddy, responsibility

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for the care and welfare of the
brothers weighs heavily upon me sometimes, but

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it's a burden I'm glad to bear. Yeah. Well, feed their stomachs

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and feed their souls, that is
m You say your thing, and as

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I say, it's a task,
I'm privileged to assume. After all,

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who else have they to lean on? You think Mike will be back here,

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tot, I yes, John,
I'm sure he will. But listen

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the quartete in the well we call
it in the music room. Can you

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hear them? Oh? Yeah,
they're getting ready for the meeting tonight,

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aren't they? Wonderful? Beautiful voices? You're sure you won't join them?

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Oh? No, I some of
the time. Now, I likeever you

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say. But if you're going to
stay here long, my boy, with

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that wonderful voice of yours, I
can tell I will insist that you join

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one of our singing. Yeah,
well Mike again? Oh did you hear

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that? Someone here? The so
not? Oh? Boys, they just

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can't get along without my help.
You'll just have to excuse me, John,

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while I go back there and lead
for them. I'll come back later.

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We'll talk. I don't know whether
it was the overuse of steam heat

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and the battered old assembly hall on
the mission, or having listened to two

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sound hours of Daddy Bill's talk about
his boys. Whatever it was, I

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was retired, and since I had
nothing better to do than wait for Mike

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Flynn to show up, I stretched
out on one of the hard benches and

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closed my eyes. Hm hmm,
how long I slept? I haven't the

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least idea I'd managed to conjure up
a whitey sweet dream too. Bill?

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What what? Oh thereld Hey,
you had a couple of minutes. I

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guess he's out back working with a
quartet. Now, come on over here

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and like, yes, I guess
so, Michael is Michael Jeremiah Flynn said,

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I guess, I guess. I
guess I have had a couple of

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a couple too many. Was right, but none of what I'd thought.

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His tattered code opened as he fell, and they are just below the heart

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too. Dark red splotches slowly widened
on his ragged shirt, and it looked

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like Peter Branson was right. The
beneficiary of Michael Jeremiah Flynn's life insurance policy

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was anxious to collect Johnny dollar.
John This message I found when I came

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here. Yeah, Pete, somebody
took a couple of shots at your fifty

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thousand dollars client, Mike Flynn.
Will he die? From the looks of

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things last night. He may pull
through in spite of the two slugs in

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him, I hope. So do
you know who did it no idea,

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but I'm going to try to talk
to him. Have you talked to the

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beneficiary? Not yet? First I
want whatever information I can get from Mike

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if he's still alive. Expense account
submitted by Special Investigator Johnny Dolly, Location,

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New York, New York, Attention
Peter Branson, Lakeside Life and Casually

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Insurance Company, following his accounting of
expendit yours during my investigation of the indestructible

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mic matter expense account Item six fifty
five cents taxi to the neighborhood of the

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glad Hand Rescue Mission, where Daddy
Bill, a general fact totem, had

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promised to take the best of care
of Michael Jeremiah Flynn. He'd given Mike

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a run to himself on the second
floor, and what a room. What

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wallpaper was left hung in shreds from
the cracked plaster. The shades on the

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dirty windows were tattered and torn.
A single bare fly speck light bulb hung

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on a cord from the ceiling.
The floor was bare, and the only

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furniture was a battered chest at drawers, an ancient washstand with a crack pitcher

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and bull, and a sagging iron
bed on which old Mike Flynn lay.

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Come in in. Hi. You
must be the man that helped me into

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the mission last night. Yeah,
yeah, my name's Johnny Dollar. Come

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up to see how you're making out. Well, I much oblige you,

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Johnny, I'm real obliged to you. Wow, how are you feeling this

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one? Ah? I'm fine,
I'm fine. Never felt better in Well,

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what did the doctor that Daddy Bille
got for? You have to see

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the doctor for me own, Johnny. You must be joking, joking after

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you had a couple of slugs tear
through you. Here, let me help

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you. Oh you want to see
him? Ses? I just look for

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yourself here. Ah, you see
see they just went through my side here

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in the front and out the back. Oh, aren't they heating up nicely?

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Why? That one couldn't have missed
your heart by more than three inches,

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But it did not nearly. It's
the closest this scar though. I

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want to see this guy, look
at it. That here? It was

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that a bullet wound too? No, no, no, Johnny, that

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was just an little ice picking something
somebody in the crowd during that fire down

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the battery lade. Oh wasn't that
a beautiful fire downn and you see that.

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But what did these slugs do to
you inside? You must be to

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me, Oh, not a thing. I'm so durable. Wait, don't

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wait a minute. Did you say
there was another attempt on your life last

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week? Oh? No, no, no, of course, not just

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an accident like those shots last night. You think that was an accident.

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Why don't you do you know who
fire them? Oh, Johnny, I

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haven't the least ideas Where did it
happen? I was right here in the

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mission and I didn't hear any shots. Oh dear, No, I was

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down near my private place. Where's
that? Where's that? Mike Well,

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I'll tell you dry it's this way. Daddy Bill and the others here at

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the mission are real nice. Oh
they're real nice. You can see by

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this lovely private room they fixed up
on me. Yeah, and they'd like

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for me to stay here all the
time. I guess Daddy Bill thinks if

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I'm here most of the time,
I might not drink so much and keep

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getting those kind of See do you
ever enjoy a little drink? Johnny?

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Well? On occasion? But you
were going to talk. Oh, here,

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I've got a little bottle tucked under
the mattress one n of the sun?

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Is that that? That? That
color? That pink? Yes,

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that's my favorite. That paint.
A straight whiskey. It costs so much,

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even when I have the money.
Now, and you know something,

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I like a little bit more kick
in mine. I guess it's kind of

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a hangover from prohibition days. So
I mix a little kick into it.

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Here, Johnny, I want you
to try this. Oh you like this?

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Oh? What a wilet? What? Yes? What that stern?

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That's what I add to it,
Just a little bit of stern. Oh,

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I've been drinking that for years.
Look at me, the picture of

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health. I'm going to get a
doctor. Oh no, you're not.

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I won't stand for it. You've
been shot? Oh no, just gave

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me a little twinge or two last
night. But now I feel fine.

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Well, you fell flat on your
face when you came in here. Now

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listen, Johnny, don't you tell
Daddy Bill. But I'm afraid it wasn't

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the bullets last night. It was
over indulgent brother. I gave up.

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No, no, don't say that, Ny. Oh all right, then,

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how did that happen? Where I
was on my way back here when

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the car drove by That sounded to
me like a couple of backfires or two.

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But then I felt this little sting
on my side, and that's it.

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And you call that an accident.
Well, of course the man in

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the car were probably just have a
little friendly How many men, Well,

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I'm not sure. I think there
were only two of them. I waved

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at it. What kind of a
car? Black, Well? What make?

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Could you tell? Well? It
was shiny and it was new.

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See, I wish I had a
car, Johnny. Look, Mike,

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I'm at a level with you.
I'm an insurance investigator in hugely Well,

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let's say you that's interesting, Johnny. Say, let's have a little drink

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on that while you tell me no
and there isn't much to tell except that

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I'm here to try to save your
life, among other things. Well,

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no, I don't understand that.
I'm getting along all right. I've been

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living it up here in the Bowery
for years. Maybe you were getting along

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okay until you took out that big
insurance policy. Yeah, oh, say,

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wasn't that nice? And mister Cosgrave, now, all my life I

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wanted to have some life insurance.
You know, it gives you a kind

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of feeling of importance and security.
So when he came down here one night

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and I told him that, I
say, his eyes just lit up,

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and he said he was going to
make me a present of some insurance.

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Oh is this Cosgrave? How much
you know about it? Oh? Always

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wealthy? I know that much about
He has a beautiful car and his shoulders.

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They come down here often. Now
I'm in just now, I man,

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why now? I've often wondered about
that, Johnny. So one time

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I asked Daddy Bill and he said
that years ago, when mister Cosgrave was

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young, he came to the mission
for help and Daddy Bill gave it to

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him. Oh what does he do
when he's here? Oh? He brings

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some food for the brothers and the
brothers that's what Daddy Bill caused us,

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and some money. And he always
gives jobs to a couple of men who'd

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drifted in the air. What kind
of jobs? Mike? You know,

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that's something I don't know. You
see, they never come back here again.

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Maybe it's because they can't. What's
that? What did you say,

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Jenny, Mike, I'm going to
give it to you straight to me.

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The whole thing smells to high heaven. I mean this Cosgrave sounds like a

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racketeer, or may be wrong.
I'll know better when I meet him,

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and I intend to do that as
soon as possible. But right this minute,

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I bet that he comes down here
for only one purpose, to recruit

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help for some sort of illegal job. Oh that's terrible thought. When he

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heard you say you'd like insurance,
he jumped at the chance. And why

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not let you name him as beneficiary? And then have you knocked off?

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Oh a nice picking your side was
no accident, Mike, No more than

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the shots at your last night.
He's been so nuh sure, of course

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he has. He can afford to. After all, your body's worth fifty

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thousand dollars to him. And that's
what you're gonna be, Mike, just

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a body unless I can do something
about it. Was such a nice man

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too. How is he been getting
this money to you in an envelope?

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Usually it's just left hit the mission. Well, nobody ever seems to know.

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It's just a plain envelopes dropped in
the mails. No, no,

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no, no, but I'm sure
it comes mister Cosgray. So there was

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one dude yesterday every Monday, you
know, But Daddy Bill said it didn't

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arive. Well maybe it'll be here
today. And you know something, I'd

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like to see it delivered you and
you can't kid me, Johnny, you

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would like to see who delivers it. Why don't we get downstairs and wait

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and see? Easy there, Mike, you're a sick man. Stop talking

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that way. Sick up. We
go right, let me give you no

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no, no, no, no, no, I'm all right. I'm

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oh see look at that. Look
at that. Daddy Bill left my shoes

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here by the bed. Party.
Brother, Now I've seen it. Ra

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sho ah, No, there are
old dressed. I don't know how you're

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doing. Shall we get downstairs?
Sure? And the envelope should be there

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because it always comes in the morning
when there's nobody here, you know,

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and Daddy Bill's out shopping, and
just the door to the assembly room is

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open for any poor lost soul who
wants to come in. Wait for the

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child line to open. Well,
we'll see, we'll see, and then

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we'll go to my private place.
You see, there are two things I

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like, Johnny, solitude and crowds
of people. Look at that, Johnny,

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there there's mail there by the door. You see. Ah, here's

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my envelope and my name's on it
too. Wait, it's all right,

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it's all right, it's right.
You see that, Johnny, a twenty

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dollar bill. We have that envelope
possible, Yes, yes, here are

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Johnny. Now we can go out
to you a night. We can have

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a real Johnny, look at that. A package for me too, easy,

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Mike, let me have that.
No, no, no, I

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know what you're thinking. An infernal
machine or something. That's exactly what I'm

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thinking. But you didn't hear it. Gurgle, Well look at it,

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Johnny, will joyous be one for
you and one for me? Easy,

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Mike, I want to carry this
one in the rapid Oh finger prince hat.

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That's right, Mike. I'm going
to take you back upstairs and lock

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you in your room. You had
to stay there, let nobody in,

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not even Daddy Bill until I get
back. But Jed, I say,

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and just remember that I'm trying to
save your life. Item seven two seventy

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Cavfair uptown to the eighteenth Precinct station. The Lamb Boys took over three hours.

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While Randy's singer and I talked about
cases that we'd handled together in the

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past. I asked him to dig
up whatever he could for me on John

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Wesley Cosgrave, the man named his
beneficiary of Mike's insurance policy. This he

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promised to do one. Finally,
a slim, intelligent looking lieutenant walked in

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and handed Randy and neatly typed reported
the lab's findings in connection with the liquor

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bottle and envelope. I've given them, hm oh, Randy, much of

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them, afraid, Johnny apparently the
only prince with those made by the old

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man. And you proof that somebody
has been pretty darned careful not to be

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identified. Yeah that's what Hey,
wait a minute, sealing the bottle had

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been tampered with, so the lab
boys opened it. Bottle contained enough wood

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alcohol to kill an army. I
thought, old boy, drinks the way

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you would. Randy, see you
later. I'd made ten bucks even taxi

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fair and tip back to the Gland
Hand Rescue Mission. I don't know how

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the driver did it, but he
skinned through practically every red light on the

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route, and I soldly cursed myself
for having left Mike with the other bottle.

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The place was apparently still empty when
I pounded up the stairs to the

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second floor and MIC's room. At
least he kept his room locked and ordered

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Mike, Mike, Mike, are
you all right? Mike? He was

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stretched out on the old iron bed, his face drawn even whiter than the

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pillow on which his head rested.
The half empty bottle lay where he dropped

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it on the floor beside him.
I get a sob for the stupid,

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careless, unthinking way in which I
O Mike, Johnny, what a hangover

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this is going to be. Now
here's our star to tell you about tomorrow's

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intriguing episode of this week's story.
Tomorrow there would be beneficiary of indestructible Mike

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turns out to be a very interesting
and dangerous man. Join us, won't

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you? Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar. Yours Truly Johnny Dollar is starring Bob

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Bailey, is transcribed in Hollywood.
It is produced and directed by Jack Jones,

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who also wrote to Night Story.
Be sure to join us tomorrow night

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at the same time in station from
the next exciting episode of Yours Truly,

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Johnny Dollar, Roy Rowan speaking welcome
back Well. I think other writers tend

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to use the extended length of the
serials to expand the story and to make

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it full. Johnstone can sometimes use
the expanded runtime to pad the story,

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as evidenced by the fact that we
get meetings between Johnny and both Pat McCracken

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and Harry or Peter Branson. Regarding
Henry's identical twin brother with an identical personality.

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I wonder what it was like for
their parents to have both of them

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around, or for them to be
in an argument with one another on a

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long car trip. If they were
both in the same room, you wonder

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how long it would take to get
to the point of any discussion, or

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would one of them be able to
get the other to the point. I

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don't think we'll ever find the answers
to these and story, but it does

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make you wonder. Also, since
we did spend so much time talking about

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fish markets, the current top fish
market in the world in twenty twenty three

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is actually the te Zukiji Fish Market
in toky where you can actually get many

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fish that are not technically legal in
the United States. Of course, this

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was recorded eleven years after the end
of World War Two, so it may

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not have been number one at the
time this episode was recorded. The Folden

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Fish Market actually moved out of Manhattan
and into the Bronx in two thousand and

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five and there's a debate as to
whether it's the best fish market in the

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US. Others suggest Pike's Place Market
in Seattle, and there are advocates of

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other fish markets making their arguments in
the culinary set. Now, on a

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nonfish related note, there's a weird
issue at the start giving Johnstone's dedication to

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continuity. Johnny says Pat gave him
the laired Douglas Douglas matter. But Pat

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McCracken had nothing to do with that
case. That was all on Harry Branson.

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And again I don't know, Maybe
Johnny just loses tracks sometimes. All

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right, Well, listener comments and
feedback, and we turn to our listener

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survey and we start with Bruce in
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writes, always a lot to encounter
your podcast. Russ in Portage, Indiana

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rights, this is the only way
to settle in under the covers at night.

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Thanks you so much for keeping these
on the air. Always enjoy your

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sharing background information and commentary. From
Andrea in Wisconsin, what fun. Thanks

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so much. From the old bat
guy in Portsmouth, Virginia, I enjoy

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this show daily. Adam makes great
choices and is very informative before and after

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the shows. Thank you for everything. And that's from Kevin in Brooksville,

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Florida and another listener riots really addictive, great presentation. Interesting. And Mike

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from New Jersey rights he's been a
loyal fan of Adam for more than a

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decade. I still listen to Johnny
Dollar almost every night. Well, thank

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you so much, Mike. And
then on Facebook, Alena writes, I

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do just love Johnny Dollar. Thank
you Adam for these podcasts. Well,

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thank you so much, Elena.
I appreciate your comment. Now it is

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time to thank our Patreon supporter of
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Patreon supporter since September of twenty twenty
two, currently supporting the program at the

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Shawmus level of four dollars or more
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your support, Darryl. And that
will do it for today. If you're

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enjoying this podcast, please follow us
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back on Friday with the conclusion of
this week's words truly Johnny Dollar Cereal,

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but join us back here tomorrow for
days Assignment, where I spend the rest

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of the afternoon, scouting the dog
area just in case the girl's message doesn't

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reach Morgan. Fine, luck is
all bad. I can't find the single

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skipper who's willing to run the blockade, let alone face a hail of poisoned

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arrows. They setting sun hangs over
the horizon like a big orange. As

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I wandered back to the hotel,
the girl is already there waiting for me

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in the lobby. Ah, I'm
sorry, I'm late or are you early?

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Your message was delivered, mister Mitchell
Good? What's Morgan's answer? Well,

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I don't quite understand Good. What
did he say? Two words,

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mister Mitchell drop. I hope you'll
be with us then. In the meantime,

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do send your comments to Box thirteen
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