But then also too because the fact that they finally quote unquote arrested his killer
twenty seven years later. Ass like, really, here's the receipt and on
the reason why I know it's twenty seven days because that's the day I met
my ex husband. Let me take a little scoop then I do any day.
Dang, that's been the last day, and eat. Kaylee would be
proud of me. This is my sex time Easter Day, wow, jelly
Bean earlier because I know no jelly jelly Bean came in this morning and handed
me a twenty dollars bill and she said, hey, Mom, I'm want
to buy us breakfast this morning, but I don't have you know, enough
money on my cash ap so you know, can you take this and just
order it? So, jelly Bean, you know, she wanted to buy
us breakfast this morning, and in doing so with this twenty dollars bill,
she decided to get sixteen dollars to ninety five dollars and ninety five cent worth
of ship in the cart. So I basically bought my own breakfast pretty much.
Yeah, because she got her breakfast combo and then added some extra like
French toe sticks. So by the time must know how much her stuff was.
M I don't think she realized. She didn't care. It's the thought.
The thought they counted is that Windy's. Yeah, yeah, sixteen dollars.
Windy's is a lot of Windy's on door dashes predict list. Okay,
they they prices are ridiculous, but I mean when they's just kind of high.
Now anyway, if you're not getting like a biggie bag or some shit
every time, bost is definitely ten eleven dollars. Yeah, So sixteen dollars
and ninety five cents for the ship. And that was before the portion of
like with taxes and service fees and tipping everything being added in. So I
definitely paid for my own twenty nine dollars and thirty eight cent. Ye.
But the dasher and I and I said this something like and when I complain,
I said, look, I said, I hate to report a fellow
dasher. I said, but they did not follow directions. Our food sat
on the porch for almost twenty minutes. Jelly being ended up seeing the text
that said you know your food with the little picture or whatever, And I'm
like, I didn't know because I told him, I say, ring the
doorbell because I knew that I was doing shit, like I was trying to,
you know, work on my site and stuff, and I'm like,
doorbell, if nobody else is gonna fucking here, now news gonna here,
and she gonna act a fucking food that nigga's late next to me sleep.
So I'm like, I'm like, all right, So it wasn't just me
that you know that. But I'm like, so they refunded because I tell
him. I'm like, the sandwiches were fine, because you know, they
wrapped those in like the little for a rapper. I'm like, right,
I'm like, but I said, but our wedges, the French coasted I'm
like, all of that stuff was fucking cold. It was flies on the
top of goddamn cups of the drinks. So they had Yeah, so they
had to they refunded us. But yeah, cause at first, at first
when I reported, and it was like, you know, we will refund
you three dollars and fifty cents or you can talk to an agent. That
three fifty was just the amount that I tipped the Dashing Room because I had
complained about because I'm like, man, well, you know because it said
this or talks away. I was like, connect me to customer service.
And I told him. I was like, I really hate to complain on
him, you know, a fellow dasher, because I get it, I
said, but they didn't follow directions, I said, because they didn't ring
the doorbell. Our food sat out there for almost twenty minutes. I said,
So potatoes is cold, French toast is cold. I'm like, the
sandwiches is, you know, warm and semi warm and still edible. I'm
like, but it's just, you know, it's personal polity. Yeah,
but hey, y'all, what's going on? He said, Hey, y'all
see becoming a regular. And I told her. I told her when she
knew that she was gonna be in here, and she was like, really
now I'm not because I'm and now look, welcome home, bitch. Do
you know? Say yo, what a dude family? Hey Bianca, Hey
Bianca girl. So if this is your first time joining us, I would
like to properly introduce myself. I'm a host and favorite the probational speaker.
MEMI meemi someone hundred and siest vibe. Look at the corner of your screen.
Person, If you guys weren't here for the the start of the show,
like a getting the show brand new intro and it is fight years.
He did a really good job and he put it together to death, like
I hit him and I'm like, hey, bro comers, candy, classmen,
clothes and August and it's like cobre first, can we He was like,
I got you, Hey, Candle, Hey Kendle. I don't think
I've ever seen Kendle in the comments, says she loves a new intro look
at Home. Yeah, I love you. I love it, love it,
love it. It was my first time seeing it too, so we
all you know it, deybuted all us together. I was like, wait,
I said this coltdown fancy. I didn't know that he had changed everything.
I can't climbing up for tone because he didn't. He did a really
good well. I couldn't just keep the whole music when you whispered, right,
that's me. I'm the one that does the I'm the one that does
the whisper. Facebook user says, hey, y'all, Facebook user, if
you were in the Facebook group, can you give us clearance to see who
you are? But Hey London said warm honey, butter Big London shout out
to Sereda, but shout out to Cereda for goodbody Butter. Yes, thank
you. I ain't stopped feeling like a warm honey bun since I get Butter.
I'm in love. She caught me at Woodman's when I was checking out,
and she's like, Certa, like I got in a trunk. You
wanted to reason. You're always talking about how she'd be seeing plenty of big
Bucks and Woodman's. Yes, I mean yes, sir, World Premier period.
I would love to know what sent you gentlemen would want, because I
can't want sandal Wood and Burgermott, right, that's how they want all the
time. Something wood Smith, Bianca says, Tone does his thing. It's
some polystoto Habrey. No, what's up? I'm not gonna pause that what
sandal Wood? No cool got free, got triggered with. It was like
y'all want some wood smoke? What about my shade? Butter? Or like
the gentleman what London? London said she had to do a double tax.
She know she was stacked like that. Yeah, but you it's one thing
to tell. It's one thing actually see it in person, stock room in
the warehouse. Just call me the Amazon warehouse. I'm going to yea Amazon.
I need to get my Amazon shirts. Yeah there are shirts mean one.
Yeah that definitely hit ups to read and get somebody. Butter yes,
that ship has me amazing. I'm not giving actually had some on my buns
their content this weekend. Let's see there. What about what are the advertisement
That's what I'm saying. Listen, sponsored by look right on her buns.
I phone users come to the front of the congregation. Listen, y'all praise
these bum ass phones so fucking much. And they ruined my scene. So
I set up and you know, I have multiple cameras now because I recorded
actual content the night before. My main cameras were charging. But because I
was only just I was doing a solo scene. My solo scenes, I'm
I usually just use my cell phones for that, like my AS twenty three,
you know iPhone. So I set it up and I pushed the button
to record. I see the little red banner, you know, but the
timer like that would be so it's it's actively recording because the timer is going
at this time, you know, while it's on, I'm adjusting the camera,
getting my angles and everything. I go and I get to work.
After completion, I go thinking that I'm going to stop the camera. My
screen is black. I'm like, but I don't know. It just rant
like, but why would it do that in the middle of it because it
was already recording? Are you that's the iPhone personal? So so it fucking
stopped two minutes into record and just randomly and I wasn't not a memory.
I'm nowhere near out of memory because I really don't use my iPhone like that.
So do you record with a flash? No? And when not flash
on her? Because I had, like, I had my other lights set
up, so I didn't need to flash for that. But two minutes and
some odd seconds and all that was was me like walking around and like you
know, setting stuff up. And then by the time I started like it,
it didn't It didn't even catch anything close to like when me getting started,
and it just cut off on the fucking off. So all of that
work, and when I tell you, I honestly like, right hand,
like, I feel like that was probably some of my best fucking solo content.
I want. I shot that phone so hard. I was so mad,
So I said it did that to me too. Is that your Brie?
They said, do actually eating food right and ate twice today happening and
I'm like, I'm waiting for my food to come. I'm actually gonna be
eating too. Yeah my show like mm, I'm eating Hawaiian delight from kind
of mic. I'm enjoying the smell. I've never said that. I'm the
smell is amazing. We never conversation. No, I'm good. Yeah,
so fuck I phone because they ruined my singing. I'm so upset. H
Yeah, it's annoying. Wait, lemonade, that's not something that you can
like, well, I guess you can't, and you can't kind of go
back and redoing that find out good. But me wall it's right there,
and every get try it together because I got something to we'll try it together.
See it smells good. I don't know the taste though, that's uncorn
mhmm. So it's really sweet. It did like it tastes like okay,
it's just like you like you can tell it's whiskey. Your mouth get warm
as a mother shot up there immediately lick his nuts. I'm not you should.
Definitely that was good. That's what whiskey does. These things. Heated
whiskey makes you frisky, I would get a shrike. That's say that.
Why are you judgy? Why do you judging? Where? You stop me
like like what now you're trying to have everybody drinking? Okay, big dog,
it's me, it's wine, it's but I'm working its way to have
everybody. What's going on at home? Ashley said, Hey, nothing home
is amazing because you, because you, and that's a little more fun.
I was in here last night, y'all. Come in here with this houset
energy of me. Make sureings okay with my friends? Wait, what what
is about? What did I miss? I cut you and everything? Situations?
Yesterday it was cool today? You wagging? How am I acting?
Damn said, hey, y'all, Hey rued so bad? Y'all should have
messaged me then and let me know. I would have came in with the
momo. You know, I was not in attendance yesterday. Honestly, I
just I've been going through a lot and I wasn't really feeling social. But
Serena in the momo definitely would have got me out. I would have sent
you a picture, Yeah, she would two wheels plus. I just I
didn't feel like it. I didn't feel like getting ready or doing anything because
I spent two hours on my wig, like it was so pretty, like
it was beautiful just for me to go and somehow because this nig is always
talking about me, it was cold in here, like he cut the heat
on, like he was like I wasn't trying to cut the heat on and
I was just trying to like, you know, raise the temperature. Now.
Yes, so my wig was like, yeah, it's just different.
This is not how it like it was. Girls, I pretty and not
spend so much time on that. He's you can't use no pump it up?
M M? Should we knocking boots? Tell? I mean what I
mean? Everybody grown who ain't knocking boots at this point? Everybody grown exactly
some boots getting Hey read topkay read it? Oh damn, I'm mynd.
Well she's been in a lot of hotels. Oh lit, So I got
a new one, a new hotel. Yes, I love it. So
I never been there, like I've been up there a few times, or
like I've even delivered you know, food there, but I've never liked stayed
there. Wait, do we need to gate keep shit? Probably, but
you can tell us later. It's not like well it's it's already. It's
already out there because they named it on my post. When I posted like
that, I had like because they had like hot breakfast and ship. Oh
I saw the name. Okay, yes, I already. I stayed in
those before, and I love those rooms because they they're roomy, like you
have a lot of space. Yeah yeah, m hm, especially got kids.
But said I was kidding app for the nbabs and left with Nick because
I was there for two hours and I'm assuming that Nigga hadn't even left.
I was in pain and fell asleep. I'll be there on Sunday though.
Yeah. Speaking of Sunday, go ahead and grow a manager. The Lascius
fives launch party will be occurring here at Sherman Phoenix on Sunday, October eighth,
from three to eight pm. There would be live demonstrations within reason.
Let me says live illustration just mean I'm gonna have a big plastic pussy showing
you how to use stuff. You will not see mine, okay, So
they'll be within reason. There will be refreshments, first come, first served,
and there will be a five dollars cash bar. The cash bar gonna
have Hennessy and what else fantasy and crown. What do people be drinking.
I'm gonna have some tetos I gonna have y'all. I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna hit y'all with the generic liquor. It's not gonna be great value.
Y'all. Please come out and support me and me on October eight. This
is huge for her commerce. Candy is no more now it's lascivious and please,
before you come, make sure you know how to say it. We're
struggling, but work on that before you come so that you're seeing that period.
Come with some coins to bite old and it's gonna be a rifle too.
Bring your coin. But the idea is for us to sell her out.
She's working hard behind the scenes to make this happen. We want her
business to be successful. So please come and plan to spend money. It's
before Sweetest Day to another ball, y'all. Y'all can y'all can get you
get your toys, get all you so together for Sweetest Day, But for
real, please come support, Please come purchase, and we're gonna have a
good time. We're gonna have a great time. Retusses. Damn, why
can I have some? I'll pull up and get it. Look, why
is somebody trying to pull up on you and get some You're trying to put
what you're trying to get? Girl clear? Make make it clear. Well,
while we are on the topic of on the topic of boys and to
pop up shop, what the freaky nigga button they work? Oh yeah?
So oh yeah. So since we are on the topic of the Lucitis five
pop up shop where you can come get some of the most amazing sex toys,
we're gonna get into the sex toy review. So yes, because if
it's it's right here. So wow, I hate you niggas. No,
So obviously you know what the pop up coming up. I've been looking at
like different inventory and things that I want. But the whole reason behind the
rebrand was I want to expand beyond us. Okay, you know, initially
when I started Comerce Candy Closet, like, I really didn't. I didn't
expect it to grow the way that it did in the first place. You
know, I thought it would be you know, like extra income and just
you know whatever. I had no idea that so many people were gonna like
share with word of my and I was gonna be bigger than local. Yeah,
so with me having you know, so many customers on like the west
coast, Arizona, Texas, fucking uh Nevada. Like I had a lot
of sales there, and a lot of my Texas sales are thanks to Kayleb
sharing me in different groups there, my freaky, my mom's groups. As
soon as they for the roads, I think they comes uppart this black,
black woman's owned business. Yeah, texts are like the girls are coming,
get ready every time. That is wild. No, no, it's not
a freaky. We have our moments. We have our moment. Thank you,
thank you. That's what that's twice is nice dirty words. Yeah,
that one don't take much more people do that, you'll make better decisions.
My toy bag is pretty full, but I'm gonna come support. Can never
have enough, right exactly you can, you can't. But no, so
I want to let you know I love open my bag and randomly your commercial
keep popping up. The algorithm is doing what you're supposed to do. That's
that's minds under there. This is my first time, my first time being
able to have and add approved. Yeah, I'm surprised. Lascivious fives is
a white woman on social media. Yeah, but and that's like that is
a huge, you know, reason for the rebrand. I want to be
able to market to not just us. So because of that, you know,
I'm looking at like bigger ticket items and stuff that I know, like
niggas might not buy, but they're gonna buy, you know, they with
all the kinky ship with us. I'm still trying to, you know,
convince niggas that using sex toys don't mean our pussy dead people people, you
know what, Like they're buying whole humans. Even I don't even argue with
that. Look at the history of the world they bought us, Jesus.
It's like that clip from Winter Soldier with you know, the Disney show Captain
American and Winter Soldier. Yeah, Anthony McKie was like, he's out of
line, but he's right. But yeah, So while looking for some of
these uh, bigger ticket items, one of them is a one of them
is a sex like a dial. Right, it's like the lower half of
the mom you know what. We live. We don't really get blocked for
stuff on live because we'd be like before we start talking. Yeah, and
it's like I think we start watching nor wait how how am I get YouTube
to come up? Like? Oh, I gotta do it over here.
Okay, what are we looking for? We are looking for the bottom half
of a lady. No, I'm like we are. We are on a
commercial braid. This is a commercial braid last night, yo. Can we
talk about my man? You talk about my man out of it? Which
one? Who was your mass we do We're not saying names here. You
know what we do. But that nigga, I it was disgusting. It
was It was not like now, I understand coordination. I understand it.
So sometimes you want your shirt to match your shoes or you won't. I
can't that thing away? Well, what happened the name? What you looking
up? Oh my god? That looks tell me that's it. Okay,
we need to color that. Wait, you know what just looks like?
I can because I shared it in shared it a messenger on Facebook. I
can just send that to the Oh no, I can't because so here goes
Tommy. I want to be here from being the comments ass the short version.
This one, yeah, because the other one almost he said the horrendous
yellow shoes. Apparently Tommy has beef with it. Why does okay, so
tone is setting up the YouTube video. But this particular sex toy, uh,
we're gonna show you the white version, but it comes it comes in
black, and you can tell by the review that left that this was definitely
a black man that purchased it. So we're gonna see the video first so
that you can see how it works, and that'll probably make his comment a
lot. You better get that thing from my yeah, yeah, and that'll
make his uh, his reviews make a lot more sense. And the late
nights, the flies are freaking, The flies are freaky, look silly?
Who is it worth? Listenin time for many years? Silk motors like underneath
and like, oh you wanted a motor for m because so that is hope
the show preview when you know how to come up on face upo y'all do
to replay? I hope that's a god the thumbnail, it's not like that's
like, oh yea, I guess sure. Else there are so many that
started off with the dude thinking you donna have a good time with his toy,
and there's some random chicken don't snuck in, you got her ass sticking
out from under the blanket. So white people buy those look like this,
but with color. Of course it comes in color, definitely, it comes
with color. Well, he was pulling the booty hole apart. Yeah,
but yeah, it's a booty hole he was, he was pulling it.
No, but yeah, So that is one of the items that I'll be
selling on my site. I can't do that, like if I'm only marketing
the black people, because you know, men are not willing to spend a
lot on sex toys like women are. Really Yeah, which is insane to
me because it's not taken away from you. It literally enhances the experience well
a lot of And this is again why aol Yeah, and this is again
why rebranding was so important to me, because I have to be able to
reach a demographic other than ours because something as simple as that with male sex
toys, my male sex toys don't sell that much because they're taboo to a
lot of men in our community, like black man. They feel like it's
lame to you say, oh, I get pussy, I don't need Like
what the fuck does that mean? First of all, the pussy that you've
been getting, you need a sex toy more than anybody, because that's why
you've been having all them. Problems and then when you look at it and
it's like, okay, you don't want to spend Oh this was a comment
that somebody may like when I have shared it in a group that I'm in
and it was like, you know, real pussy is only forty dollars,
and I'm like, yeah, but you have to pay that forty dollars to
each time. This is always available, it's always there, So all of
your forty dollars is in one spot. And guess what, this forty dollars
you don't have to worry about if you go end up with your windows busted
out, if you go end up with your tire slack, if you go
end up on child support, if you go end up in jail. Right,
what do we say about how much it cost to raise the damn kid?
Yeah? So, but yeah, it's just real unfortunate that men look
at it like that because it's like it's not taken away from you. If
anything, it enhances the experience, ship might even help you, like,
yeah, you got you can use a rose, like bring a rose into
the situation and you know, experiment with that. It doesn't have to be
like taboo. So click on that first pick Kayler, the one that's his
TDR. So clearly you can tell that this is a brother that left this
fucking review. He was doomed. No, I still love best motherfucker I've
ever fucked on the J I said Nan with rotating legs. Seconds he couldn't
even type good lord. He ran straight through his phone. Hold on.
He's like, I ain't get a chance to record the review before. I
was gonna record the review for you, but I didn't have an opportunity because
ten seconds flats. She said, only that made it funny. I wanted
to mean, oh my god, but on the g made it funny.
Definitely does well. Yeah, he had a good time. I mean it
looked interesting like saft and like if I league, like you know, if
I had him Dick, I would most certainly sticking in that toy. I'm
sure the fuck would you can get You can get all the pleasure with none
of the back. Man, I don't got unlimited backshods. I opened this
and Booty was the first time I don't got to worry about her telling me
her knees hurt from ryme. Doubt's saying that's why my cabs hurt, or
see how I was walking down the stairs and yeah, you was walking down
the stairs like you was a couple of months ago with you. Uh,
what was that? I never injured? You had that time? Was that
was so inclusive and diverse? Yeah, I mean I didn't. I'm curious
to see what that looks like in person. And then the way they showed
the inside inside had like those like yeah, so you have that. So
you have that where you know the answer, you have your ridges and your
rules and you know it's realming. See that's what I like about lascivious vibes
because it comes with proper education on what you're using. But then on top
and then of course because you know, like with me going through a new
a new webhoster from my website, I am able to add video now,
so being able to put that, you know, with the product. See
we even came up yes with the advertisement. Yes, I am saying we
black folk can't be dependent on for being your soul source of income when being
an entrepreneur, fac especially because I've noticed I know to do things differently this
time around, Like there were people who like the first time, it was
oh, hey, you know, do you have this? Do you whatever?
Whatever? And I'll have multiple people asking, so I go out,
I you know, seek vendors and ship to get this product, only for
it to sit here because the people that were asking for never even bought it.
Speaking to so many shop owners, it's a common thing. People will
ask for something, creating the demand and then when you go like okay,
here it is, and then you did, it's like oh okay, and
you never come back exactly like you. They love, they are love and
hurt your message and shit letting them know that you got it. But then
motherfuckers don't never come make a purchase. And the good thing about Lastuvius Ripe
too is that you it you. She's expanded. You are being able to
get your products, so it's like you'll be able to pick him up.
You can do shipping, so yeah, she made sure you get your stuff.
And speaking of shipping, this girl's shipped like Amazon. You're gonna get
your ship as you're not waiting, no time, no but you no more
fast, no, no, no real, we're not doing it different.
But what I'm saying is put some respect on my name because Amazon at been
Amazon. It I'm always on my ship and my Amazon ain't been Amazon Amazon
lost the step. I didn't be right. May Amazon lost the step.
I'm rolled running around his mother beat beat bitch. Yeah, Prime May been
priming. That would be a little area. That's how you, brit says.
That's exactly what I deal with when it comes to my book. And
all these folks begged me to put these things out there, and the support
was black luster more so for an album. This was here for this something.
You just dropped her this something that. Yeah, she's had an album
for a while. I actually been needing her stuff anyway to put up to
it. She's been had album books. I know. There was a whole
conversation they had about me me doing the video. So I have to put
your website in the comments that has your stuff, your book and your Yeah,
I have to with rich stuff. I have to do an overlafe,
Like I can't record like with it in the background later right because of the
way that I do my editing and stuff, and like I could like it'll
chop one thing off and then all of a sudden. That's like if I'm
playing, you know, one song here and then all of a sudden song
come in. Didn't you just talk about and there we got we have we
have the link because she did that ship last week and I ate it.
I don't say you ain't been worn. She put it right in front of
me and I was like, I mean to make a clip about that.
I did. Yeah, I would make that a real don don't plut it
in front of me. I'mna eat it. You actually got off easy because
the last chick who had her foo food was a mean for a year.
You know who Rabbi is. That's how she knew. Let me this,
this is how I met me me behind the scenes. I would never forget.
That picture of the cold was on Facebook and the cold said two deaths
way from me and I'm scrolling on Facebook and I was like, and I
ran over to her desk. I said, in the cold, this girl
got your picture online? Are you crying? I said, are you okay?
Who is this girl? I like ran up to her desk and was
like, this is you. It's all over the internet, funny you all
over? Are you okay? Look at you? This is you. You're
exactly But this girl, so Britt has dropped her links in the Times,
so definitely make sure you support and check her out because she is fucking dope
please, But you said nine black Man's been like crazy to get your bread
sis. Absolutely absolutely. I don't know what I like though, some commer
walker Marge on the site. You never know, you gotta you gotta ride
der on the side of the sex toys and then the niggas about you're welcome
love you know, yeah, fair h her Maids, and then by Buffs,
booty Man, Yeah, Cardier, Gucci back, Cardier Couci. I
need all that. Wow, you gotta have French tips on their feet on
the sex to the French tips for the cardiac coach liquor, nine thousand toes.
White tows is cool. White toes is cool. White tows for these
niggas got to pay for them. I don't know what started that. I
have to do cl like I typically like, I'll match my hair, but
I have read now the white what Yeah, I don't very welcome, brit
I don't want him to say it again. I heard him the first time.
What did you say? That's one of the things like when you just
move on, just keep going. I never heard that, but I can't
for some reason most never mind, we're not hearing that again because I feel
like if I say something is so wrong bad. Oh, oh you actually
care about what she said? Yeah, because because because of the last backlash
I got about not like the motherfuckers with dark nipples or whatever it was,
was having a conversation. You got backlash for that. No, not niggas
ship don't judge me a whole round home. That's that's okay, I'm right,
I was sorry. Yeah, you see how niggas that. That's like
that Melanie and Derwin post that's going around. They got twelve hundred things that
Melanie did in two that dirt and in the very first one, I was
like, oh, she didn't support him like niggas. She moved happkins,
she joined the Sunbeams when she didn't want to. But y'all like, oh,
she didn't support him. She didn't even want to be there. She
was like, do it for me, do it for me. She still
trash, though I'm not saying that they both was trashed. Was extremely supported
that they was putting on and then I think they put shit on there from
when they was broke up too, when they wasn't even together. But but
the fact that they only put these two things on his side and this whole
listen under hers. I'm like, of course, even if we gave there
were like a fair list, she still might have more. Okay, she
tried to fuck his teammate. Man, that's that's known, though she didn't
go trying that. What I'm saying, bro, trying to start a quarterback
because I ain't what your really was. Everybody? He was for everybody?
So really was you knew that was close for the streets? Was the streets
in the he was misunderstood. I think the hilarious part was after he saw
her naked. Remember when he kept smiling every time you saw he was that
That would annoy me so bad. I don't care what anybody saying. T
t was the star of the show. Yeah, is that When he pointed
the handicap, Nigga was like, damn keveryone what the handicap? Nigga deserved
it. He tells you that God don't run over. I need to watch
that again because it's been so many years, so many years, I'm serving
Lasign not ask Turnundhir who what's bed? That's why he said, I'm trying
to put you to bed. Listen to him now without laughing him. This
is my ship that's that was suspect, Like, why is this on the
playlist right? Why is this all your plays? And there's two niggas you
can't enjoy R and B? Bro? Not together? Why not? I
just not together? Maybe he was that toxic. I personally don't want to
listen to R and B with Utah. I don't ask you, right,
I'm saying it's not about what was not. I just don't want to listen
to What do you mean you don't want to just catch a vine and just
listen to like some R and B? Like you like, come on,
you gonna be like, no, bro, turn Onbody by Nature? What
I'm gonna respectably put my headphones in and listen to something else? Are you
gonna? Yeah? I saw something over there and wants something. She just
wants something out talking to her? She is she talking to you? No,
I'm looking at the time like that. Because I heard him say something
about drinking his strawberry lemonade. I'm like, I want to warring for this.
I got the same kind. No, No, I went to war
Rings because one of y'all run to drink over you drinking. I haven't even
tried it yet. No, I didn't know that it was if it was
nothing to drink and I ain't feel like doing that. Me and my questioning,
you remember is after a kick back, what do we always have with
a bunge of seals over liquoring? I'm not doing another kick back to December.
I thought she wasn't doing any more to literally he literally said that it's
not gonna be a public one, going back to the original format, the
original for Ki Well speaking of wine being you know, homophobic and uncomfortable.
Don't put that out there, homopho. The fact that you can't, the
fact that you can't listen to the smooth sounds of R and B. Friend
me in the car with home and say Joe to see come on. You
be like no, I'm turning it and you're like, lits listen to REP.
I mean honest, why is that on your playlist? Right? Where
did that come on? You're gonna be like turning out in the car.
We should listening to R and Me'll be listening. Y'all gonna listen to Feeding
Together. I mean the niggas we know actively seen. Can't you standing ran
as a group? Let me clarify. If Tom pulls up and he's He's
already listening to R and B when I get in the car. That is
just the vibe. I can't find it, can plays find It's cool?
Okay, but if Tom pulls up and the first three songs were a little
Dirk and then it HiT's fucking come and talk? Wait a minute, what
what's going on here? Big big vibe? I just I just don't want
to what what is again? When when you have a preference of what you
don't like in your life, why you wanted this job? Screen? This
is karma? What did you do? Evidently we still alive? Just keep
going. Everything's siged everything. Don't you work with a computer for a little
I don't produce podcasts. No, it's a computer, though, and not
one this small. So the so the size of the computer is that's what
I did. Leave me alone. This is why you up. The size
matters. I can't give you a high two. But that was a good
one. That was a good one. But I can't. No, absolutely
not, absolutely not. I've been randomly like for the past couple of weeks.
The only person who has got it is Brittany. Britney is the only
one that understands. Britt Marie. She's the only one that understands where I've
been quoting things from because I don't say, you know, I don't use
corotation. I just I typed the line out. Let's see who catch it.
So what'd you say? One of them was, if you're gonna throw
dick at me, it should be big at least. Absolutely that is goes
you. Oh yeah, because she was Yeah see that. I haven't gotten
into her yet, but y'all kind of making me one adventure. But my
brother, my brother actually played her. I'm like, okay, I like
all the new female y'all and replaced can beats with conversations with Coco. I
see how it is now because she showed up the work. You ain't here.
I'm the sub I had to be. We ain't seen you since what
August And that's like he knows your real nigga. Don't do that going to
a baseball ga take me up to the book game. He was a willing
participant, right, That's now I understand why he said you lure him in.
I feel its just like motherfucker took me to sneaker boots. Actually,
yeah, got me. I don't feel like doing that. I like some
put no pints. That's how I get you. Yeah. No, but
yeah, since we're on the topic of wine being homophobic, can we play
this up. Don't say that again. Oh you feel like because you're wearing
pink your example. No, No, I'm wearing pink because I like I
feel like this. I got a black friend shoes I had all said the
kickback was cool. We need security to protect the host and producers. Yeah,
but here's the problem, telling me, I can't protect you from the
staff. Who was that security guy had? He was not the regular?
Well because the regular I wasn't working early day. Wait a minute, at
what you just said, I can't protect you from the staff. That is
the worst. Imagine being at work and you were being sexually harassing. Your
boss is like, I can't protecting from the staff. Now the customer come
in. I got you, but the staff, I can't do nothing about
it. Wrong. Yeah, imagine you effectively just said and that I can
really do No, he really, this is not harassing. Okay, So
what you're saying is that this complaint keeps coming to your desk. Why do
you keep ignoring it to what did he do? He still got a mass
text Okay, so you're you're in dividing the trauma. That's possible, but
it is your job as the CEO around here to protect us. CEO,
I mean, he well you need to do you need to protect his investment.
Apparently he was protecting his own intestment. Gotta protect the unit, Timmy,
Yeah, exactly. It was su and his mother fuck yesterday? Where
is hrut? Hey, Timmy, would you like to talk to Detective Benson
or would you like too too old? Too old? He would love tool
you want to talk to? That's a wild land. Just walk in like
this is the script? What's my name? Where? That is the number
one most reliable show that guaranteed to be on whenever you turn your TV off
network you turned to SPU was on somewhere. I watching that meme today and
it was like, I don't care how old this episode is. SBU comes
on, Stabler Benson, shoot, Ola, we gonna saw this case and
and they's over. You gotta see it through. But then you gotta right
when it's over, because if you watch a little bit in the beginning,
you're gonna get stuck. It was three cases happen in one episode. We
got here because the kid was listening, We're solving a whole murdering and like
and like Kevin said, like you can't watch like the first five No,
you have if you watch, If you watch the first five minutes, you
watch the whole show. Now you like, because that is not one of
them shows. Like you said, like you just walked by and like,
all right, you gonna finish what she was doing once you catch a glimpse
of that episode whatever, and you had fucking canceling them because you are now
invested. You could be in the other room here that man. Let me
go see what they're doing on TV and just play it all day, all
of the different ones. Just play it all day. That's the joy.
I was making cornbread that was in there booking school, just like how long
had you gonna start at shit? It was like that in Atlanta. We
turned to TV on the first thing I was on order were supposed to be
doing something, right, We was like no, no, no, we
gotta wait till this go off and then we gonna Now we got to see
it through and watching sv you is why I don't have no faith from the
judicial system, right, I'd be like I just watched the hour and a
half of the show. You did that shit. I've seen you next to
SV you criminal and it's my faith which one guy, Anthony Anderson, because
that's nasty work. That should cancel that show. Watch keep losing. No,
I just wanted him to cancel that he can stay on Black Done.
Oh they got a new show, but that that's not it. Well,
he needs money to pay his wife. I saw that fuck his wife.
Why should you know that anyway, because because we actually didn't get to this
topic last. Let me tell you something. They were high school sweethearts.
She has been there before, he had fucking anybody. And this is the
and this is the problem. You have so many niggas that are complaining.
Man, we don't get love list. We can provide something, but when
they have a woman that's they're gonna fucking beginning, then they want to pull
that. Man, you wouldn't win me shooting in the gym. Fuck you
and the gym fuck you. Y'all can grame because y'all say, nobody want
y'all broad asses, But then when you got somebody that's stuck with your broke
ass, you don't want to do nothing. Kiss my ass, lady,
don't fuck with brother niggas because when they get on this is how they fucking
act, and they feel like they don't want to look out for you the
way you looked out for them. But I was trying to come up,
fuck them. If they ain't got no money, leave them alone, and
why no he don't. But nobody said, but no, I'm saying the
people that be comment on it, these were the same ones that be complaining
and talking about women. Know they go diggers. They didn't say that.
But then when we have somebody that's been with him from the beginning, these
are the same ones that they comment all the time about they don't deserve that's
all that money because she was there from the very beginning. Well, and
to find himself this it's not that, but what did you do that?
Like? Was it just it just a relationship that ran this course? Because
if it's one of them things that like, look, bro, we haven't
been together thirty five years. This shit just ain't what it used to be.
I'm gonna go this way, you're gonna go that way. And then
Quinn, you have had but I have you been here forever? Well she
had filed before, And then I think they kind of like, you know,
hawksed it and whatever, and I think they was probably trying to work
it out and then it just didn't. And then now this time of its
probably at home or black Ish is all probably on her goddamn nerves. Why
folks, will you go to Starbucks or something whatever? Fuck out the house,
niggah when your name is on the paperwork. He said, I was
blinking sos to zone, but he was drunk. Someone was drunk at six
o'clock, the same you while I'm drunk. Yeah, Tom was, he
was drunk by just I'm not judging, bro, Why was watching? I
rarely drink, so when I grew up, he was watching the whole thing
happen. I wouldn't because I was under the rest. Why were you under?
It's what happened to you? So this is why. So it's right.
So she upstairs picking on the niggames. I'm like, bro, I
didn't do it. Whatever hostilities you haven't at home, don't bring that shit
here. Suppose we're having a peace then as Tom was like, all right,
we can wrap this shit up. So we get everybody the fuck out
of here. Those who are really cool, we're gonna move apart to the
basement, just chill out. All I wanted. All I want to do
is sit down. My my motherfucking business. That's why I kept saying,
all I want to do is sit up. And I heard her from the
rain. She was upstairs, so I knew who walked in. It was
cause you know who walked in. I was like, fuck, everybody gotta
come in here and say no, I'm over here sitting down. I don't
want to say happy birthday, tea. I wrote happy birthday on your wall.
Isn't your ambos? I said happy birthday. I did my friendly thing,
I said happy birthday. Everybody gotta come in here and sing you breakfast.
So now we get everybody in this small, crampedass room, which is
really a big room. But when you got sixty motherfuckers standing there with these
lights on, it's just like everybody moved to the left and get a little
smaller in here. And again everybody moved to the left. I left the
room, and again I just want to sit down, not as I finally
as I make it to the table in a chair, just to sit down.
Gingerbread Man, talk about what we're gonna say Happy birthday to Cup.
We're gonna say it live, Na, we don't need to say shit live.
Who fucking cares? Now? That got Timmy in the seat, getting
fucking put in the chokehold as he in a chokehold. She got him in
a million dollar dream. He is over here, we're right in the so
he's trying to set the pot up, which I don't know how we got
cohers. Okay, he like somebody help, don't happened so fast? Don't
don't quit walking in the room after a while, so like always, this
a period not go now as the pot going on, he had shit to
do, shit to do, was in here to take care of. So
no down here. Tone found the corner and sat there and let he not
commit. He's not wrong because I was trying to stay over there. Why
I say, I just want to sit down. I just want to sit
You just came back, don't I seen? I've seen enough me too.
After yesterday, when the cameras go off, a lot of shit go on
here, and one particular person is a lot to deal with, absolutely when
the cameras go off. So after three years of dealing with him, you
realize to just let just ride it out. Motherckers wanted to have a conversation
about the separations. I don't want to talk about that. That's dad.
That is uncomfortable. Ain't no fun I see that, man, I just
remember tearing you said. I just wanted to say it, like That's all
I wanted to do was just sit down. I just wanted to sit down.
And don't even know this acting on. We just be watching your whole
sister man left, she left when I left. That's hilarious. Do y'all
even notice if the acting on Law and Order it's even good? Just be
watching that ship. No one cares about to act. I believe. Hey,
that episode with Martin Short, Oh that was good. Oh he's good
when he was the psyche get mm hmm bruh. I was like when you
find out a lot of your favorite actors and other shows have done unknown episode.
You watched that episode even more Christmas is something that actor. But the
fact that you niggas keep iced tea lights conversation that's not even funny. But
because got like six lines per episode and definitely and I bet you, I
beg you like it's always the same line. It's always the same for me.
It's the fact that this man is a cop, that it's not his
first time being a cop. But what I'm saying is this man is a
cop and like sex crimes and shit, like you know, protecting or the
fact or the fact that he went from cop killer to I'm here, I'll
just for the job for a cop. Yeah, I'm like what I mean,
Like I said, like that was like not really because New Jack City,
that nigga really said, I want to shoot you so bad my dick
is hard, bro. Do you know how intense that has you want to
put a bullet in the nigga's so bad you get a woody where? Yo?
What who wrote that in the line that said so bad is hard?
And that nigga's ben the brow his motherfucking brains out there and blow a load.
That's why. That's why when you go back and watch New Jack City
some as you know how it's you know how long it took me to notice
that pooky head was turned around the wrong way. I never know that it
was bad someone's because movies. No, they broke it, like when they
killed him, so it was intentionally like they fucked him up. And I
didn't realize that that his head was backwards because they I was like the professor
m when they shoot dude and broad Day, like though that might be the
funniest Alan Pain has ever been in his entire movie career, but no,
his funniest was definitely See Before because I'm black, because I'm bisket. Yeah
yeah, mlicky balls and lacky balls and DNR in my head because it was
an authorized live broadcast. That was the funniest part. So they made him
go lie? Who made who go lie? Okay made them lie? And
there was no lie. It was like, okay, they real last conversation
under their podcast with the death Fresh tag on it. Yeah, I went
to do them to requests like hey man, uh can you delete this?
Because yeah, you dele this please again. I was so I just wanted
to sit out. So moving right along watching teeth hey and and and the
hilarious part was so Kayla call to check on me because she's the only one
that cared about and I've seen you see something about carry yourself up. I
assume you. No, I wouldn't skip for that, but I would.
I probably should have been wanted. There's all you a lot of money.
I've been able to sit out if I to stay down home he He was
like, it's live sexually suck, it's just tone to disappear. One,
I just want to sit down, And she sounded so sympathetic to She was
like, and one, I just want to sit down. I'm not gonna
go. She was like, so it's good that I feel like I was
in the twilight zone. I was just like, like, what is happening?
You were calling my full government. I'm like, I don't know who
you are. Explained that to me. I know that, but imagine somebody
coming up see you saying your full government you ain't never seen him a day
in your life. Happens to me that it happens to me daily. It
happened me when I was like me, me to stop talking to me on
social media because it's drawn in too much. That's why maybe doesn't use her
government on social media. Having people calling me me me out loud. I
know where they know me from. M hm, well it's too late to
change it, so here we are. You don't really know me like that.
It felt weird hearing somebody say yesterday, because I kind of turned around
and I was like, oh, that's just where is such a such Yeah?
But again, because see why I keep trying to divert us from his
homophobia. So all we gotta do, we do, and we're back the
Wilding video. Free he can if it is too intro is out. It
is the thing who unmitigated. Not one more time because I really got to
hear talking. Oh he's free, he can if it is too in,
pro is out? Is skin that thing? He just like Notorious. I
crush you like a jelly bean who unmitigated, yes, mitigated. Wait wait,
wait, we gotta watch that more time. Oh he's free, he
is out. It is too and pro is out? Skin that thing?
He just like notorious. I crush you like a jelly bean who unmitigated a
dangerous. Right, that's between that and the pomps and a bump. You
knew you were shooting this video to day, Like why why you are here
shirtless with no dropping because you know how that that materials just all smooth.
So you just got on velvet jacks, lose dick, Yeah, pretty much
on jeans with on turn it up a little, Hey, that could be
integ take a dangerous unmitigated. Okay, say it didn't. The biggest dangerous
didn't. The biggest dangers. He's always dick is out. He wait back
said to and fro t Pain is fucking hilarious. He is Hell, that's
the whole thing about he is so funny. It's just like to go back
and watch the like, yo, I did never notice that, and that's
what he'd be doing it too, Like why he did that little did a
little shimmy. Why is showing the word life so so we can we can
thank read for that video, think about it's finely a lot of a lot
of don't wear draws. I'm sure no, okay, so what happened was
tay Page on Facebook had posted that hud on. It still doesn't take the
shock away from being the first, the first Facebook stat changed my name,
the first Facebook stats pay posts. It was like I was cool days ago,
years old, when I realized L L cool J dropped I'm bad before
Michael Jackson dropped his back. Then the post right after that said also el
COOLJA didn't have no draws on in our bad video. Oh no, look
look what I'm saying though, I'm fixing thank you. Oh yeah, we
had a spam I d of yeah yeah with the hard R free but oh
damn wet we don't get the slander. Wonder how you doing multiple takes with
no draws? I see why the motheruckers looks because dogs when he was doing
on bad, we was watching, you would they probably didn't even walking back
in the room, you'd like Nigga didn't put the draws on. Imagine if
he had to get him close back you know how to be borrowing clothes for
my chest and they have you ever felt against your skin that wasn't wasn't that
wasn't that was gotta let us swang. We can't. I can't tell who
it is let us that's still breathe. That's not no, because you say
us giving himself with U he might have been. I mean, you look
comfortable. Let's be watching it again. Let's what's watching again? He was
trying to do this. He is out. It is to and fro is
out that notorious crush You like a jelly bean fo Foo unmitigated. He had
the biggest around that is going to be something mitigated. He said something like
a jelly beans. His little show got some like, so was I'm bad
dick around? It was? It was I'm bad featuring free I mitigated Dick.
He had a cold. It shouldn't. It was there. It was
president accounted for work. Bro, You're trying to take on the mafia to
get your girl back with no draws off. That's pretty much what he was
doing. The layoff. I don't really want. Don't imagine imagine him getting
into a fight, like he actually fighting. You ain't gonna draws and we
just watching the fight. Just make it Dick just swanging m They run because
they don't wanted to touch him. It was wild time. Wait run from
what when? I mist They run because they don't want it to touch that.
Oh fight naked? Yeah, that's no. Somebody grabbed it. They
grabbed dog Dick in a fight. I guess it's like you know when they
say a pit bull Biden, you're supposed to like, you know, stick
your finger and get the yeah, yeah, get the Imagine you're fighting the
nigga grabbed you. Immagine you're fighting the nigga like yeah, because hey,
he was losing pretty bad. Imagine your nuts grab like bro Brober was losing
pretty and and it's it's the clippers probably still around here like on YouTube or
something, a vine or something, but he was he was losing pretty badly,
hurt ain't grabbing my dick. That's what you won. I'm going home.
You got it, yes, literally, because but then on the other
end, like on the flip side of it, you were fighting another man
wind or talk right, you're losing horrible. So at this point you're like,
bro, I gotta get this thing off me. You grabbed this dick
because you because you know, right, But at this point you feel it
growing. Ain't your hand yourself? Yeah, he's enjoying the touch, touching
your balls. Can't. But no, like just like you, you're trying
to get this nigga off you, and like, bro, like your hand
is like it's spreading, grabbing, Why are you still gott in your hands
to feel it grows? Twitter, It ain't gonna be effective. You gotta
you gotta apply impression, do it quicktion, let it go. Why don't
you? I mean you I got my I got my titty bit during the
fight. Nope, No, this was a fucking thirty ninth and Center city.
She bit my titty. What's your city? I had to uh no,
she just latched downer that motherfucker. Uh. I had to go to
fucking Saint joe'sph all places and get a technic shot, what were you doing
that she grabbed your titty? He was kicking her ass. She put the
fuck out of me too, And I mean it wasn't like, did you
believe she latched downer, that motherfucker speaking of nipples, you had a situation.
Yeah, So I was finally able to like, oh, let me
tell you, and I told this nigga that my nipple was injured, and
he got two in the moment, and like latch said, he was recording.
So so if you notice a changing pitch in my scream in this latest
video, like in the moaner, a little sound, it was at that
point that my injured nipple was, you know, came into play. She
must have had those silver feelings. Look so you okay, so my ex
used to always have me into some ship or some little ghetto bitch like it
never felt that's all. I'm fighting on ninth and Center, so at this
time, like I'm over there and she pull up on bullshit, mind you,
she has her son with her. God her son is her son at
this time, like he can't be any more than like four at the time,
But she pull up trying to fight like she don't got her kid with
her now. Initially like I wasn't on that because you know she got her
kid. I'm not, and I wasn't over there for her anyway. But
you only got so many times and then when you come, you know,
I told y'all, I got that invisible box around me. Once you crossed
over that little line. It's like when you go to the zoos and ship
and the blue zookeepers. They got this yellow line so you don't get too
close to the ships and ship. That's my yellow line. So I got
the whooping her ass and she bit my city. But after the fight,
she tried to whoop her son. I want to know why no, because
she told her like, yeah, she beat you, and you said he
was four. He wasn't. He was wonderful, so honest at that man.
But but then I was gonna fight her again because we're just don't yelling
at him? You right, why did you? Because you have me somewhere,
Joe's yours motherfucking trampoline cheese. I'll be okay, but you you got
me out here more memory right four, I'm I'm always had his memory that
my mama can't fight beime. I gonna tell that lady on you, that'd
be me, that lady your ass because you know, say whoop your ash
wow, and you know, and you know what's crazy? But kids,
he probably so everybody. My mama had a frighten. She got beat up.
You don't take my mama got beat up on Saturday, maybe like what
colors? What's your name? My mama got beat up yesterday and she didn't
like he didn't last for a long time, and she bet that lady titty.
Kids were talking like let me tell all your business so voluntarily. What
are you trying to do? That's what you think? I ain't never been
this word that br I think I did a bad thing. You probably did.
You thinking it is telling me there's nothing to think about, and it's
a definitely can you look confused? It's like you don't really know if it
was bad or not, because I don't because he's growing. But I felt
like it was a bad. Yeah. So like I was outside smoking and
like I told him, like, man, I left my headphones. Hey
walked outside because he always asking can he try? I love him the block?
Then like when he did it, like it annoyed because you don't know
how to do it? Why are you gonna get mad at him for not
knowing you to show him the way I did? I show him? What
did he like it? He did? Then he was like how long this
is gonna take the kick in? I was like, just go back in
the house, bro, be normal, you'll be fine. Perfect. But
then I don't know if okay, I'm here, why say how long today?
Right? What did you do it again? Probably he'll be waiting for
you when you get home that like, because re actually she just had we
delivered to the house instead, So I don't give it like that girl is
she is grown, Like, I do not care. That's hold y'all house.
I was on her the other like what's in the bed? I even
go outside? I like, I don't too, man, that's because I
don't want that ship, like because you know, like all my marching all
that shit doesn't know album to somebody else and you smoke in their yea,
So I always smoke on my corch. They always be funny that yeah,
but I uh yeah, because when you walk in her room, like she
was like, my I didn't even open the bag yet, what's it?
I know? I said, that's smoking when you walk past me. Yeah,
but it's in one you know, like them like good yeah, burn
that motherfucker off with your name. That what I'm paying for this name?
Are you telling me? You selling me Strawbridge a lot? Don't, no,
nigga, this ship is me and that best friend. Everybody don't got
that good ship. So just because you ramp bullshit and fancy paper, so
did you pull off the scale and everything there too? When you get a
little fancy, it looks some niggas want some niggas, won't Brandon Frank Lucas.
I want to talk to Samson, smelled face, bring it over to
my place. It's kind of hard being black and gifted. No, but
because my last week that I got like, I got an actual like a
mason jar full of weed and all I had to do was let him suck
on my toes and give me some hair. That was what his request.
So that's what I did. Oh that was night when Kata was like,
what's you doing over there? Buy your shoes off for some weed? And
I was like, what's happening? What are you doing? She was like
why she was kid from over there now? And it was the weed is
she was, it's the weed? Like what the weed. See, I
don't see. I was I was trying to keep from doing bad things and
it didn't know, it didn't I had questions amazing, like it's it's man.
Look she says, Oh, you want to clap up something for me?
She did it has been Why is talking being a creepy looking like a
creepy janitors, creepy janitar Jason brem sprid, freaky Jason. Oh, good
whistle, let's see that's a good amount, though I'm not mad about all
for free she did that. I'm looking at it, and that's what I
was looking at everything. But the way, what are you doing? What's
the address? Then? I think I dropped the pin. You don't want
draws. It takes me when you get there. Since disappear for the rest
of the night and showed up the next day. He knew what he was
doing. He got you high. He was a freaking as nigger. Yeah,
that's the one thing. But you can clap it up for me,
because today has officially been three weeks since I've had any communication or contact with
Bathe. That's no longer back. I don't believe why, what's the long
has y'll have ever gone without any times eight. That was eight years,
but more recently maybe I don't think more than to see. Now you're being
real creepy. So why is the hallway dark? What have we got to
go to the bathroom? Tone told us to get out. So it's been
three weeks? How is this going? It's been three weeks and you looked
at me. No, But I think maybe somewhere between maybe a month and
a half, two months, like straight no contact. I don't know.
I never reached out first though. Do you miss do you miss him?
Not? This time? And that's the difference, that is, that is
the difference. Usually it's little stuff like I have babes at you no,
like like sometimes the question yeah but no, I usually like if I see
like little memes and shit that reminded him was like damn man, I can't
even send it to him because he's acting like a yeah. But this time
it's just I haven't been on that, like, I just I don't have
that hey man, like I'm just hanging out with him, I'm just doing
this, I'm doing that. I don't I don't feel like I used to
like I used to go. I usually win because a little time predict the
time we had an episode, so email today. Okay, so we're gonna
do a round table? How okay to So how long you think they don't
do? I got sacks Saint Patricks. So what's that mark? Okay?
New Year's what you think? He don't want to not go into the New
Year without I can say that. Yeah, man, you know it's just
so hard out here. Man, I don't I don't want to bring I
don't want to bring twenty twenty four without. Oh he is a fucking tourist.
Oh hip. I never knew that. How that's all a slander And
I've said at the time, No, I'm really just and like I said,
like corporal season, whenever we go through these things, whenever we go
through these things, like I said, I never reach out first, even
even though I'm missing him, Like I don't reach out for but this time,
like when I tell you, like I don't miss him. I'm not
mad at him. I don't you know, I'm not angry. I don't
know like how we got to this point, like what even happened from the
last time we talked. The last time we talked, it was cool,
But I just I don't I mean, she get old you get tired and
you just I don't know. I just want to get something in the water
where people are kind of just like no, I wish you watching people are
choosing themselves and just making certain decisions. Because I had I had actually my
content had been like really slow because I hadn't been wanting to record, you
know, stuff like because me here, we're in a good spot. But
might not tell you. I got my back grown up like a helium balloon
this weekend and didn't feel a teint of guilt about it, like applause,
but pamily just got shoulder that nat goat shoulder, this stare out and fix
that. Actually, oh my bruh emotional damnage. Yeah, I actually did.
I'll give you that. I do. I know. I've been around
long enough. That's how you know you legit understand understand this bitch, this
bitch well, I don't know. I don't know. If you guys saw
that there was a Peru and leaving comments on YouTube spelling out niggers, they
were blocked. You know, we didn't address it. We just told him
immediately and like and blocked. But that brings me to a racist commercial that
I want to play that was which watching TV as the one that say yeah,
yeah, Hi. I'm Tom Michaels, and I want to invite you
to my new laundry math White told me laundry. We specialize and only washing
and white laundry, so your linen's socks and undershirts will look fresher than ever.
By focusing just on white laundry, our prices are twenty five percent lower
than the other guys. Plus get an extra ten percent discount by singing our
slogan at the register, hope to see you soon. Hi, it's Tom
again from the laundromat that's been in the news, and I really want to
apologize. I definitely should have realized that the name White's Only Laundry sounds racist.
Is racist, and that was not my intention at all. But we've
changed the name and fixed the problem. White's Only Laundry is now no colored's
laundry. It still gets across that we can't wash colored clothes without any of
the racial connotations of White's Only. Plus, to make up for our terrible
mistake, come on in before Friday and you'll get yourself a freak T shirt.
Just don't wash it here because it has all these colors on it.
Hi, it's Tom again. I'm so so sorry. I feel terrible.
Obviously changing the name only made things worse, and neither one of those are
appropriate names for a laundromat or any business or anything. But I'm gonna make
things right. First, for the African American community, I've installed a special
side entrance so that you'll know you're definitely welcome in my laundermat. Also,
I've set aside separate but equally powerful washing machines exclusively for your use in the
back of the laundromat, although they still only wash white clothes. And this
time, to ensure I don't upset or disrespect anyone, I'm naming it after
myself. And since my sister just had a baby, everybody, come on
down to Uncle Tom's laundromat. Remember whites only, no colored and black centered
through a special side entrance. That yet quite Hey, that should catch you
thought he said only white to call it no color? Wait, I had
the T shirt and he said you can't watch a year because it got color
on. That is where your right? And then no colors, no colords,
nigga, Since my sister, Now, where you get that one from
Facebook? Your timeline is a hot as it is if you watch one real
yeah yeah, And I hate how now it seems like your algorithm turns into
somebody else's. Like when I scrolled with my algorithm, I could tell where
it came from. It wasn't me. So I say, for instance,
if I'm seeing like a bunch of like shoes, or if I'm seeing a
bunch of like you know, like paint stuff, or like sing, a
bunch of blankets, now they've been popping up the wet blankets that haven somebody
having a conversation alsodden. I'm like, Mike, just keep popping up on
my timeline that too, and Instagram like never cover, never random like somebody
on like a Facebook post like somebody you never talked. And then like now,
motherfucker just keep popping up in my like like I know you've been my
friend, but like, bro, you never like pop up now we'd had
one conversation. I see all your Facebook. I don't care. He never
bad boys. I don't care. I don't care fucking with tables with they
with his money. Hey, you know that's gonna be on our Bengo car
like the moment I quote a movie TV show or anything else that has to
be on on the Bengo car. So what is would square just be like
random movie quote. Yeah, that's what's the free space, Tommy. It
just see that's what's the free space. Happen no matter what matter, just
say free in a minute, just it's always just free a backyard. But
that wouldn't be fair because Tommy ain't been coming in to work. So just
imagine if that was the free space, nobody would fucking win. And if
people I love somebody always say something, but y'all said the backyard. I
asked what was the free space. We could have just said somebody say the
free space can be that is because somebody gonna always say it. Really it's
not that because it's the first time I didn't wear pink hair in a long
time. Oh yeah, your hair was realized and I think it got some
minute because it feels kind of country. You didn't watch all the and you
watched the cook out of that more fucker, I ain't know I was in
there. What the late school you used that you your weight? No,
have you ever been doing a content? Your weight came off. Yeah.
The very first time I recorded with him, it came over. He took
it off. Did you edit it out? That did isn't a real So
one thing you gotta weig on the next thing you just bought fucking in the
weight cap. Cry nasty work. Okay, understand, metgated dick. Okay,
me me, me me. Talking about sex is the free space that's
guaranteed every show. That's the free space. Who was masturbating? Who is
this? Facebook user? Facebook user, you ain't got no job? He
was masturbad. I don't know what's going on. I don't even know what
it's talking about. That is that a movie quote registry lists Because he was
beating his dick on the airplane. Who oh, designer. He didn't even
go to the bar room like he was in the That's what I said.
Oh, he's at the question here, why would you do that on the
plane? You know, like bro didn't And people imagine like sitting up like
this. Oh it's Christopher Burton. He said, y'all have never seen that
movie? Wait, which movie we're talking about? Some of my mary.
He got his dick stuck in the zipper on that movie. Freaking beans,
freaking beans. So that brings me back to this. Now he just brought
up Frank and Beans because in this movie, if you have not seen something
about Mary, I don't know what's wrong with you. But there is a
part in this movie where he zips up his Frank and Beans. Well,
I was going to let Nunu, my little toy poodle. I was going
to let her out. And it's the middle of the night, you know
what I'm saying. So I didn't have on any clothes, like you know,
shirt brow or anything like that. So I go to put on this
little jacket and because it's like it's a smaller jacket like it was jelly being
shout, I just grabbed it and I like, I put it so I'm
like, you know, kind of clenching a little bit to zip. And
when I did this, my nipple was in the way and I zipped up
my nipple. Imagine zipping your ball skin. Why dude, birds Suddenly every
time listen you only did you scream? Oh? Absolutely absolutely? And I
think that I think that's the song when he zipped his up. I've had
nipple injuries before, but that one sounds yeah yeah, because it was like,
oh, so you blood, I'm like, Nia's born, and what's
what the fuck is the difference between ni no, oh, okay. I
was like, you got the zipper all the way up, they got to
pull it back down. That's the whole deserved I'm talking about it. I
wouldn't over my head i'd been there with at that point, I don't.
I don't know if dog pissed on the floor that night or not, because
she didn't get outside. She didn't. I didn't let her out, make
the kids did. But I was, yeah, I called in to work,
bitch. So this happened Thursday night Friday. I called in to work
because I couldn't. It was. It was hurting like I couldn't put I
just told him that I was calling off and using personal holiday time. They
ain't need my fucking business. And now I think about it, I shouldn't
used sick time because I was technically injured and it's coming us to be the
end of the year. Tell me, I'll help you zip your nuts since
you think it's funny, just zip your ball skin. And you got fifty
year old ball. So they probably right down there by the start of the
zipper. Dadgeball is definitely up there. Dadgeball is up there because and the
funny part is like her acting so repulsed by him, but that was his
wife. Yeah, but yeah like him him having them trained for Dodgeball with
fucking wrenches said if you can dodge dodge. I saw somebody make a video
and they put like you know, they make these videos when they like put
timelines together. They don't make no sense, but it kind of makes sense.
He was like, well, the best of his character from the movie
Heavyweights. I never watched that thing. So oh no, he had a
bat He started as a fat kid, and then he started he lost weight
and did he started a fat cap. Then at the end of the movie
he gets fat again. Then he goes out and assumed identity. It becomes
the wife from Dodgeball, and he starts a gym. They put lives like
that. I was like that, that's because it's the sad promise. He
got skinny. Did he get again? Yeah, because what did he mean
to the fat kids meet the parents? It's my ship. Though you put
some much cut damn lacker on his thick. You can't say bomb on every
blamb keep saying it's my bits with mine. But I was like, bro,
I feel I'm not even met like I got a bomb. Hey when
he spiked that fucking volleyball. Yes, classic, Yeah, So between that
and him setting the ship on fire and Kevin Kevin and that goddamn lacker he
was, he was upset, like, why is it so much likeer Marca
Focker you meet the Fockers? Yes, give me that cut, damn met.
Let me just tell you that it is not Robert Downey Junior will go
down and the greatest, the greatest, greatest, greatest in the history of
black face. And I'm not mad at because I didn't. Me and Wine
went to see it together. We me, me and I thought it was
just too Yeah, we might have seen it more than once because she was
funny. But the first time I knew it was him because we don't know.
When the movie first come on, they show these like fake movie trailers.
Well that's how I found out. But from the actual movie trailers and
the commercials. Oh yeah, I had no idea, no cause I'm like,
I'm like, they keep saying the niggas in the movie, but I
don't fucking see him in the movie. But then when we want to see
the movie, and that's what it was. It was those little trailers and
ship in the beginning, when I tell you, I thought, when y'all
remember that episode when y'all thought Wine was gonna die on air, Oh my
god, imagine that in the movie theater with a bunch of people around,
the history of all episodes. I really thought that was it for him.
That Mark Henry was in jail. Oh just shar with Marlon. I think
it's the second Haunted House. Duh. That nig popped up and they was
about the game rate whoever, just come and kiss me on my what niggas
was literally in the aisles dying man Dingo party. But I don't care.
Nobody said you never go to retire. Christopher said nothing touch in the Office
Fired Trail episode, I haven't seen that. I got that. I got
my heart question like Washing Office a few episodes, but I never like Washing
the Office. It seemed funny and it seemed like my kind of hills.
I just never said watch it. It's hilarious. It's funny because I used
to work at customer service on a little you know. I definitely cried laughing
on a few of those I know, the episode with the White when they
tricked too to think that Jim was Asian it was the Asian cop from Aunt
Man. Yeah, was funny. His head too, y'all watched The Community
with Donald Glover. There knows a lot of shows that I felt like,
the old dude, no, it's Chevy Chase Chase him and the white dude
on Black Edge, the owner of Lieberman. They just racistly funny. But
it's acceptable racistly funny too, What is it? Yeah? Because the England
racist No, I mean watch all the time is funny, especially when it's
factual racism. What are gonna be fashionable? Hey, the office is where
fact Chris came from. That's true, is it? I thought it was
parks and rec. Parks and rec funny? Is the motherfucking too? If
you said there, watch it long enough. But he was on Parks and
Rec. Yeah, I didn't know he was on the office. He was
like all surprised. Sh it comes from the office. Seeing that that would
be funny too, Like where you like certain gifts you use all the time?
You forgot where to go from. I just said this yesterday because through
people, but we were sprawling through movies. Comes from the wire. We're
dog get surprised about something. Yeah, I was like I knew that right
away. He's always washing the wire. That's the how you gonna tell me?
It was best when my family bitch dude, that one. Yeah,
okay, I know it's only yeah, but no, I just told the
girls that because there are like three of my favorites that come from crazy stupid.
Look up, which movie is that? A story? That's not Ryan
Reynolds. It's not the look but you know what I'm talking about. All
like me and don't look like yeah racist. Well he said, y'all watched
Aff the Elementary, Yes I do, and that ship is hilarious. Sh
story time shold me crazy, So h hilarious, man, But yeah,
that that's crazy stupid love. It's hilarious. He was like, you take
my So it's that one when he's in the store. It's Ryan Gyslon by
the way, but Ryan, So it is that one when he's in the
uh store and he's like because because he had a veil pro wallet. That's
so he looked at him like that because he put out a veil pro.
Okay, that's nice because so that was that and then the bar and then
he said the rocks riving he got on that blue shirt. So it's that
one. And but it's another one. It's three of them, but I
don't use I use the well, you know a diccafrio one from woof the
Wall Street when they all be laughing after they just got done tossed in the
middle. Is that what? Because I never watched woof that is that from?
Whoof of Wall Street? Would he be like lighting his fist? Okay,
let me see because it's you. I'm surprised you haven't. You would
like Wolf of Wall Street. There's a lot of random, fucked up shit
going on in that movie. Yeah, laying on comments comments, I was
laughing at the video. Oh, we do it all the time. I
wasn't late. I put his comment up there. He said, this is
hilarious because he wasn't paying attention. Oh you were late on the comment.
Yeah, oh man, elementary so chet list, the whole so chet list
girl. He said, I'm not fucking leaving. I don't want to have
the kid the kids starting the podcast, he took out all of this.
God was blading with Hail and any principle will be funny of Hail too,
though. He said, you may not tell me you never heard of Joel,
but wait, never would Oh Joe Budden when he was talking about that
doing the podcast, Yeah, the discuss on his life. He rip,
no, not that's like, that's that's might he looked, and I'm like
that because he put out the middle grown wallet shop. You know one thing
I will say that I do not see now that I work out here with
the unseasoned folks, nobody go in their shirt for money. What do you
mean, like because I hate titty money? Like when I was a cashier
on the G don't give me, do not give me a twenty dollar bill
out your bro now, please don't don't get first of all money already money,
already dirty and now you got this dirty ass money in this dirty ass
bra on top of your dirty ass titty like money. Somebody say sweaty Okay,
I'll have a button for what I wanted to say, good morning because
what he speaking of that? But push your button again. Shots on bitch
Shot. There's a black horror movie and just called bitch Ass. But but
we couldn't click on it because I did a free trial for Paramount Plus and
it's in a lot of content, so we couldn't even click on it.
I want to know what it was a work. Huh, you got max
access to it because all the Paramount ship moved over there, Max Queen,
because I'm because I'm gonna watch Criminal Minds. We I just did. I
did the free trial. Oh, I did the free trial of Paramount plus
because we wanted to watch Scream six. We still hadn't watched it. Scream
six was fucking amazing. That was Scream six was fucking amazing. When I
tell you that ship from beginning to fucking in, that is the best movie
in the fucking franchise. That movie was. I haven't seen a movie that
good in a long time. Really, yes, And it's like, as
much as I want them to end this franchise, I'm kind of excited for
seven. I want to see where was the story keeps going, like because
you would think, man about six, this shiitingna be tired, Like I
gotta see it through because I'm so used to seeing some final girls anything.
And that's and that was the thing, and I'm like, Okay, nobody
really talked about it. So I managed to make it all of this time
with no Scream six spoilers. I am so proud of people for not ruining
this movie because it was good. Or maybe maybe a lot of people just
didn't see it because I like number six, Like no, yeah, but
I'm like for me to have commitment issues. According to Wine and everybody else,
I commit to TV. Shut up, I commit to TV. So,
like I said, you know, Chris, I see ship through three
days? What's that about? I never heard that. Yeah either, what's
that about christ the next three days? But yeah, if if you have
not watched Scream six and you know, like you watched the rest of them,
so I am telling you it is paramount. Plus, I am telling
you Scream six is one hundred percent worked. It. It is worked,
it all right, wends and it's and it's crazy because it's like it starts
out, you know, your typical scream movie, but then it goes to
not your typical screen movie. And you're like, bro, when I tell
you, I was sitting because I told y'all like I got my little cot,
my little h my food time mattress on the living room floor, so
the girls on the couch. I'm I'm sitting here, legs cross Indian style
blanket over the top of my head, like yo, we was rewinding ship.
What's up, siss? So when I tell you that Scream six was
fucking if you have not watched it yet, Scream six is the best one
in the franchise. I know, I'm late. I didn't watch watching four.
Five. Yeah, I want four and that's and that's crazy. So
Paramount plus has one, two, three, five, and six. Paramount
plus don't have four on there, and four is the one that reads She
she really liked that one because I was the one with Hayden Pantieria or whatever.
And now he said, scream on six. Five is the reboot,
like we restarting the time, so it's the sound premise, but we started
a new time. That's not true. Four is relevant to a degree,
not super relevant. I mean because they if you didn't see four, Kirby,
he said, six scream and pop. Yeah, but six is fucking
amazing. That is definitely something I would be watching multiple times. It was
good Halloween, yep. It is like, I really want another market.
It's the season I definitely don't need. The last movie was called Holly.
He gotta be Oh, how old is he? I feel like if we
gonna put Mike the Bear for a little while, we need to Jason or
somebody. Somebody gotta come around, he said, did y'all see the black
Yes, I didn't. I had, and I had the screaming pass by
just I had that was busy. I was out on screaming already. Yeah,
because I do. I want don't see it. But it's it's October
one and you know this month is gonna be a Friday at the thirteenth.
But spooky season is lit, which is also a scorpio season. I also
that's what makes it so fucking full of demons. Hey, now I'm just
And then he said, sorry, man, no, but I want to
see. I want to suggest a hotially awkward haunted house, you know outing
but wine likes to pull pants around ankles and moon white children. Wait,
no, I hope the person had no. So we were, uh at
a haunted house out and walker shop and one had to use the porter potty.
Where's this him using the porter potty? He didn't do like you know
normal people. They just you know, dick over pants and just fish.
He went pants to ankles and an unsuspecting white mother opened this porter potty door
and you got one just ass cheek to win, moaning everybody in the line.
And she had her small shop like Bro, if that kid is not
in therapy in twenty twenty three, yo, I hope he probably a school
shooter now at this point. Yeah, but he says story, Yes,
wicked words, that nasty word, that's why. What was the reason?
Yeah? So wait when the lady opened the door, Wait what you say?
Her reaction was doug, He was fucking asked to win, and like
I was all right there we was waiting on Bro the pin like he we
had already come out of Oh my god, well could you know? But
he had a whole Yeah, so I don't know if because I would didn't
rock the door. He couldn't have because a porter pott like it will say
last lemons occupied and all that shit. But no, buddy really had his
buns up. He wouldn't you not? Why would you? Dang? So
how was that walkout? Yeah? Bro, bro dropped full trial to take
a piss in the porter poty. Y'all, y'all was cracking up, y'all.
This happened years ago. This happens years ago, and every holloween I'm
gonna bring up that story because broke why, Like I still no explanation to
this day, Like you have to walk he just needed some the whole damn
way home. He's feeling breezing. I know what I want to do that.
I want to go to Price Fast. Right? Did they just fall?
But y'all really saw his ass like he said, that's worst. Wait,
that's how he said. That's worse than when you got his bass out
in the studio. Wait what yes, I I was so you was doing
And unfortunately I was the one to discover it because he was facing me.
Wait where was the whole? Tell me? Was it right? Bottle bass?
Did you know that before you left the house? Bro? Was Aaron
the jewelry store? Because the family Jewels? Was just like, that's why
you so now you can't say nothing about LLL He was like, jelly,
that was I'm no, But somebody was in the somebody was here that day?
Was he who was here that day? Tommy said, Wait, is
this nigga five dropping his hands deep in my business? Don't drop the soap?
Lady was deep in your ass? She definitely was. She was digging
deep. Wow, she was covering the baby eyes. Are you at home
right? All right? Who this shit? He said? Kind of cheese
factory And it wasn't like she like cracked the door like she say, yo
yams yo dams was out, yams yam, yamazwen. Now she swung the
door. You're just you're just waiting on him overcome. And then it's just
like what was y'all just all looked over there was like exactly we knew that's
the one he went into. So we was just waiting on brother to come
out, and y'all didn't see a little quick, right dandy, have my
back? Ain't Nobody said yeah, right, oh my, she was like
a wonderful nobody. Nobody was like your big dog. Nobody's said nothing,
so you'll ask just the wind didn't know that, Joan asked. Nobody expects
for you to be in there, grown as man asked y'all at this point.
Now, I am happy though, that she opened it at the time
that he was actually pissing, because just imagine if she caught him as he
was reaching down, bro y'all would have been as sweat, definitely would have
been a fu It definitely would have looked like a jack letty because it's school
the line. Because he really did have to bend down to pick his pass
back up, That's all you would have saw It's just like he said,
buddy Boss would have been out. He said, she gave him that.
Gabrielle Union loving basketball. Look, I want to lick the sweat off it,
Timmy, just say tragic? That is she? Oh yeah, it
was, Oh my god, I trying to figure out why you left the
house with these hands right, which which balls Maybe the whole happened in transit
which balls out. But she wasn't because he's wants to know what kind of
frequently gabriel Union was in the crowd on loving basketball. Didn't know that really?
Yeah, she was, wait, I don't loving basketball? Who was
his new girlfriend? Niuse? She was like, well he would have a
schoody. He didn't have a booty. I just want to lift the sweat
off it. And then they was zooming on que Lou booty. So maybe
that was hurt. I thought gabriel Union was his girlfriend after he was in
college or something. No, so Gabrielle Union was fighting with him because she's
the one that tried to get so now lay than Monica. I couldn't think
of from name for Monica. She gave Monica her number to give the cuecause
she wasn't gonna take she would like, give it yourself, and then she
stuck it between her arm and the basketball and shit because she has And then
he was like he took her to prom and she was trying to fuck and
he was like, well after, you know, she told me I was
the dumbest thing in the world, like I dropped her off and took her
home or whatever. But yeah, I've watched that movie way too much.
Yeah, I mean that was because you know, in high school, you
didn't realize exactly how trash that movie was. Listen, I was just about
to say, if you rewatch a lot of those movies, you'd be like,
dude, what is this like waiting until Excel? You'd be like,
was created? Because we need to go back and watch out bad? Well,
when are we doing us? What friend was watching? I've never watched
Color Purple on the movies we love, so he's really just doing about himself.
He's a friend, Like what is the friends? His friend is his
hands? Is your friends your hands? No, that's wild, those are
the friends friends Frisky Tommy said the Color Purple was great, though I've never
watched it like I've I've seen I've seen bits and pieces of it, but
I've never just sat and you know, watched The Color Purple and the little
sister taking ready to come out, but he said, little a little sister,
are you getting? Go back and watch that movie and you'll find out
Neddie could have been came back and got her sister out there jail time.
Me a senior citizen too. The fact that's accurate, It is hilarious.
Bro hit that yanis fifty piece. I can't not watch it when it comes
on. How was she the villain? All the space for TDR. You
can move the table, you can bring bean bags and snacks. We can
watch movies here. Don't try to invite the friends now right after you already
had your ten friends. He already had your fends. We went invite We
went because didn't have heated blankets. All right, he's playing with his love
sack. He's playing with you. He's playing with your all love sack.
Absolutely probably have I trust. Did knock awaited a weighted blanket because he wants
to He wants to get his friends are getting their weight one waited, he's
all right with friends. He said he wants his jams. He said he
want his jams warmed up. He would move to an actual real topic.
He want his jams, the waiting have to create a he has to create
a VI alright, So now because we got you know who was the sting
over ordinated nigga, have to kick that over ordinated, over coordinated life skin.
Yeah on the mushroom jacket with the mushroom tip. You're talking about mushot
why not yellow looks like man his shoes, his shoes mashed the shirt and
then the shirts and shoes matched the wash band he had. I was like,
that's that's different, he said a goofy. No, Tommy said overcording
hangs out. Then that's why. Oh with the uppers, is he upper
cross? Seen? Does he want to be? He's just now I'm thinking
he might be just one of the ones that doesn't know he's not uppercross,
but thanks he's uppercrosssible, that could be possible. I've never seen. Also,
the ones that I've never seen without a hat come in my d ms
are those ones are kind of creepy, he said, Man's hand on a
crocodile dundee hat with k D treacherous treacherous work, I said, I learned
that night time he was in the after after party part though, Tommy said
I learned that night that every shoe should have should not be warned fashionably treacherous
work the treacherous said Tommy is the one that has a problem with the whole
time. I didn't even know it was later I wouldn't need paying attention.
But Tommy was like, your want you're a sneakerhead. What are thought?
What are you talking about? Said? What are these been? Apparently if
a bucket hat? She I'm actually afraid of people like that. He was
definitely like them shoes were amazingly suspect. Okay, so I have now most
people is familiar with you know who tearry is. But she made a post
on Facebook and I said that I wanted to ask it on no but it
said I need to do a pole real quick. Cheap back or leave which
one is easier? And why cheap back or leave? Yeah, so you
know most people was like leave, leave, leave, leave leave now if
you had I felt like it was a lot of cap on there. That
is not to say there's not to say that you know, most people you
know, like there aren't people that will leave, like once you reach a
certain level of maturity. But I don't feel like everybody like it was way
too many leaves on there, and honestly, I just didn't believe it exactly
damn exactly, like they didn't get their licked back and still stay right.
But honestly, I feel like it depends on the person that you with,
right, So just say that before I reached this point of just not excuse
me. Damn, she got a little left over? Oh my god,
a little left over, he said. I was. I was texting,
aren't y'all still there? But my phone was under charge there and I never
answered because Jane took my phone off the charge the charge. He was a
very upset one did not not recharge. But here's no, we're not.
I'm not putting that comment up because we don't know he's taking I left over
what you know what? Actually, yeah, hold on, he said,
I'll leave left over. What tell him? Tell him what you have left
over in your throat? Like, well, he just said, baby back.
I just swallowed all these kids and spit the class up. Far that's
to see, that's another dog mh da far. No, she said,
no, But I feel like it depends on a person. So we're going
to use Jesus Jesus, yes, we're going to use Babe. That's not
even close to Bay anymore. And the X that was immediately leave before him,
like the actual X, which which he's been back several times. So
like because By it's not Babe like brainiac, we all like Virgin seven when
it comes to y'all too no, yes, thank you. See man knew
immediately he said thumb yes, you know immediately. So in the case of
dumb cheating, that would be easy for me to just leave, like because
it's exactly not. I don't I wouldn't have felt like I'm losing anything like
That's not a situation where I felt like I would have wanted to stay,
and like you know what I'm saying, like he said, that's me no,
no, like like seriously, So it's like I wouldn't feel like leaving
would have been any harder than cheating, just because it's like what am I
really what am I really missing? You know what I'm saying? Yeah,
By, But with baddass no longer Bays, it was different because with him,
it's like, all right, this bitch ass nigga got me fucked up.
But in the event that I decide to leave, like comparing him to
like the dating pool or the other ship that's out here, Like there's really
no I'm not going up from here. So this nigga and cheated and I'm
supposed to leave and then down grade with it. Nigga's probably still gonna cheat.
Let me go make this nigga cry real quick and see how you like
it. But I'm just saying like, so for me, it would be
the differences, Like you know, I feel like it. If it's somebody
that I don't really fuck with like that, it would be a lot easier
to just leave. I'm not that righteous yet to the point where I'm just
like, oh my god, if you're cheating, i'mna make you cry and
see how that shit feel. You tell me if you still want to play
this gap because I'm gona and then be right back like okay, yeah.
And then all of a sudden, you come home and the nigga got on
you know, fucking little R and B shit got on a little silk rolling
ship. He didn't cook dinner from scratching shit, rubbing your feet, asking
how your day was. Now you got a ship together because he liked damn
this bitch really went and had dick all in, and that really that really
messes meant they would be he would be ruined at the thoughts that somebody else
was with his woman. Yeah, just just literally sick. Even even if
you feel like, you know what, I don't really have it in me
to like physically cheap back. I don't have that connection with people. I
don't need a connection to fuck. But if you need, you wanted them,
Oh you gotta do. Get you a nice dick pick that it's like,
it looks believable enough that it was sent to you and it's bigger than
his and leave your phone. A lot niggas hate for a nigga dick to
be bigger than theirs. I don't know what it is about it where it's
it's one thing for a nigga to know another nigga knocked this bitch, but
when a nigga with a bigger dick knocked the lining out your bitch, it's
just something different to that. I've noticed talking about real tears. Dude,
weak, it's gonna weep that catastrophic work, dude said, I'm taking that
shut what he started in. If you start some shit and she gonna finish
it. Don't cheat, catastrophic work period literally nasty words like a look,
do not play those games because you have when I wasn't upgraded this a draw
ten. You hit me with a draw four. I'm hitting you with a
draw ten. That's where we're act now. This reader said, they definitely
do my X went through my vote like these the type of niggs you like,
said girl with damn, this is reason why you can't say sh like
this niggas. We have a week carm but just go back and cry.
This is eyes I need, I need, I need some more information readers.
I read the reader, what's he crying? While he showed us she
was asking you because I thought he was crying. You gotta be as a
man show back this type of Hey. But but I feel like the tone
of the voice, like he was scrolling, and she's like, he's the
type of niggas you're like, so use the type of niggas you like,
like this big horse dick, ass nigga like this this type of shit.
You be on your horse dick like an ass bitch. I just watched your
whole body. He didn't get like that like that one skit going around and
he was like, did you suck his dick? She was like no,
and she was like yeah, my ship fit just damn, that's crazy.
That's right, bro, he said, don't play with the gym like,
dude, don't do it. I told you hit me with a draw and
with that draw team that's why domestic rather than acts, she said, I
couldn't stop laughing. Pissed him off even more. Yep, I phone or
or you know, if you're not the type to like bring in like you
know anything, but like other men start buying sex toys that are bigger than
him, he mister dependable. Yep. So so even though you're not fucking
nobody else heat every time he fucking walked in the closet to get a shirt,
he just go see a dick that's bigger than he is, just hanging
on be like, yep, but start buying the big daddy tenage. Don't.
She's gonna buy the half of the male, the guy version of the
half of that milk me whatever. Yep, even if you like bru,
this is this is too big for me. Like I really can't use it.
You ain't gotta use it. It's too pay pay that fifty dollars just
for to look on his face. It's too strong, time said the psychological
damnage like it's not amotional damaging. He always shut up a warfing, do
not fuck with me, Leave me alone. That's that the easy thing.
Lead. All you have to do is leave me alone. When I come
with that ship, don't say all you can't have to be here. Yeah,
but the moment you get to cutting up, now you got to deal
with all this shit because I think you start some shit, I'm gonna finish
it every time. And then they got suction cups too, so you're just
gonna be going for your fucking Gucci guilty, and it's gonna be the stuck
stuck on the fucking dressers. What do you think We just said he was
cheated, he cheated. He's just hey, hey, they're trying to derwin
the melani Us. You see that your hord shit, you dish it a
and now you getting that shit back and not not even rocking nobody. I
just bought a dick bigger than yours than yours. I feel like if I
live motherfucking orange juice out to walk around walking, I put the food up
next time. That really, hey, so so here's so, here's what
you do. Here's what you don't let him see you with the packaging.
No nothing, right, Like I said, dicks they have suction cups on
them. A lot of women masturbate in the shower. All you have to
do suction that motherfuck on the shower, walk and walk and leave it.
So when he goes to getting the shot, he just gonna see this big
ass dick that's way bigger than him, just stuck on the fucking shower wall,
like, okay, take a shower. The fuck is this here?
Man? What the fuck is this man? It's biggest And then you just
don't even say nothing to him, don't even respond. It's fucking great.
That's I got issues. I'm getting my look back. I'm getting my look
back saying that I don't cheat. I don't think I would ever have to
experience anyway. No, you gonna because I'm another because ain't gonna throw it
at your a if you have fuck, if you give a motherfucker head shot
with one of these, deal though, it's like a ticking murder. Allow
meat and visa and enter my mind, because you would not fuck with any
confidence at all, you're gonna be plusyless. Didn't do I don't cheat though,
Yeah that's what they all say. I know you wasn't figure out the
nigga head. No, we didn't do that. We decided how to get
back at he keeps you keep skipping step one cheated. Yes, this is
hyper so if you cheat, there behind it. But how do we get
here? I don't want to know what happens again, if I live like
the ice cream out tomorrow and I was melted and it's gotta be refrozen,
she might decide to haul off punch me on my ship. So I'm just
saying I don't want to know. I don't know. Just don't cheat.
It's not I just it's not about you. And I just said food out
scrolling over here, realizing how fucking amazing black people are when it comes to
get shit together. Halloween come to the Black folks don't make Halloween costumes for
the spectacle. They do it for whatever one scene that they want to immortalize,
Like they like, what is this costum? Like they've really just kind
my regular jeans and shirt until they sit in the particular polls that matches.
A clip from a movie for you to know that's what the Halloween costum is.
Yep. I love the Yeah, I love it. There's actually a
like I don't know if it's considered the TikTok trend, but there's a video
thing with that. But the little kids though that they got up and some
of these characters is fucking hilarious. They gotta know what I'm talking about.
It is that she just wants some dick song that's in the background and they
keep doing video like so they set themself up and then you will see the
scene after it when the beat drop. Those have been funny as this is
where he is. If she just came out the house, I can't he
that put it on the screen. I mean, you're talking about it on
the pod. You might as well showed on the part. Okay, well,
my man, it was right there, Bracy M see Kayla came in
here coughing and now I keep coughing. The ship like this one for this
is your damn throat drying and it's drying this damn room like this one for
an example. If she showed it the part, I wouldn't know what the
fuck was going on here until she sat in that position. Her hair though,
that's so hilarious. That's the funny part. But this pri was the
show one up here, like that pretty fire fly ass and blue book.
That's oh, that's creative. There's a bunch of creative ones here. Mm
hmm. Give me an idea, exactly what you say. That's exactly what
you say, the blazing create that's racist. But that's racist. That's race.
I want, I want, that's racist. What's she going? Really?
She got a tattoo on her? Oh me, Oh wow, now
that's creative. That's oh god, not him. Job still shoes, he
got his mama chain, No, his Grandmathers, grandmama, his grandmama.
Oh is that Hollie? It looked like her boyfriend. Oh I remember that
one who was left? Was she all of them? Oh? She was
all of them? She was all of them? See her? Uh huh?
It looked like cute that tea bars crazy and had as long as fucking
look but had David ron Oh that's cute. That typical. I'm gonna be
toned in this Viking and jogging hey whatever, Marker right? That may be
like why I got this from m I think the grazes b I think the
crazy thing is like when they do that with the kids, like the kids
even be known what the fuss they are Halloween? They don't like y'all dress
him up like never likes. They're like, bro, I just wanted to
be Elmo. I just want to be Spider Man. I just want to
be Grace's corner. That's it. Yeah, Like these kids don't know this
stuff. I don't know what I would want to be for. I haven't
had many halloweens were dressed up, which is crazy because growing up we had
a Halloween party like every I don't know what. Come on now, that's
funny. Like this little girl do not know? She don't she right?
What is happening to me? And why this is funny? These kids never
probably watched the episode and then not wrong be a math? Are you kidding?
I don't know. I feel like dude, I feel like dog for
accident, right, he looks into it. He is fully in character.
Oh, Marna, Oh, I can say suck coome Cavia. That's Gabrielle
Union and d Wade daughter right, actual daughter. Yeah, that was a
little shady. Did they have the kid together? They did? They used
to serve stop trying to make things they used to be looking. I don't
know what I would be for Halloween. That's actually a good question. M
hmm, what's your king? I don't know, good depiction of what the
fuck I was talking about. Get some gold teeth, that's m hm.
Bro, I kicked the fun after that, kid. I'm just saying like,
but you're not game. Like, if I hear this fucking squeaking and
ship the mother come around the corner, expect for them to be kicked in
the head. I will apologize once I realized, But initial ask questions,
I'm gonna be money. I need money from how high? I don't know
what I would want to be dressed? Wallet nahum tut, such a disgusting
that is fucking you got next? Yeah, we got two more. We're
staying down here. Ye, well those two are related. Till me said,
white people Halloween parties be crazy. It was actually an orgy party this
weekend. But I didn't go. Yeah, because I knew the whites was
gonna be there. What's so was it like a mixed crowd. It's because
this person who was going in I think he's actually married to a white woman.
Oh that's a wild high. But it's not inaccurate because I've gone before.
I'm not a nasty words. That's nasty because there Now that's cadatrophic work.
Initially, initially I was the only black girl there, and then when
other black girl came in, like as we were like leaving out, so
you went in as a single No okay one of our dungey members. Okay,
now, because I was actually was coming up to you like hey,
what I mean? They still do because it's like, you know, I
would want to know. I would want to somebody to like orgy, edit
care or like stuff like like like the dudes and the don't say you say,
for instance, you walk in, like how do you just like walk
up somebody and be like hey, so right like you I think I overthink,
like how did you get to that point? It's like it's it unspoken,
like you like you just walk over tab all right. So I have
told y'all. I have told y'all, well, you actually can't walk in
with your dicking hand. You just have to you have to get you So
usually where it is like where there's in like a hotel or some type of
like you know, okay, like you have to come like dress the proper.
You're like to go through the lobby and stuff, but wance you through
the door. You dropped trial like you didn't tell your party because it's too
funny. You just gotta let up. You gonna no matter, no matter
how are I dressing up, She's gonna tell the same story next year.
To eat your pants went around your angles? No, and I wore,
I wore. I'm not even that's the funny part. But I let you
have one. There's a comment for you to read. No, actually do
you say this big ha, big haul. I didn't have thing hair then,
but you want to eat this? So I've told y'all on the show,
like several times, there's one guy who shows up to every because we
call them play we call him play parties. But there's this one guy.
He shows up to every single play party and never gets pussy. Why why
do come ever? But because considers still a thing and none of us are
ever interested in is there anything? Yeah? I mean I can't say that,
dang yeah. So and it's not one of the because someone never wanted
to be as a woman, because like not everybody, it's a woman in
life right now. Now, everybody comes to a play party with the intent
to play. Some people are watching, you know, you know, but
but you can tell he'd be wanting to participate. He just don't be wanting
to. You know, you can't just be like hey, you know,
but this one was different because, like I said, this one had,
you know, the whites in there. The ones that we have like where
my people hosts it's all black people. He's not at that. Those are
hosted by completely different people. You oh, yeah, because they need whatever.
They just see black cock and go wild what they call it, that's
what they call it. Series. And typically the white women at these,
like at his parties, like like I said, it's one specific person.
They are the the These white women are of the larger variety. He sounds
like those. Yeah, I looked to be trying to throw us off party.
You don't you know some word me what story? I know the story?
I know. You try to put this on my jacket right now.
You know, you know how early he was like niggas got a lot.
You Thinkigg's got like a degregation king. I think ton't get off on that.
I think he'd be sucking white bitches and he'd be dominating them. I
think that's what he's into. No freaky right, that's how hey tell him
leaves. We can slanter this nigga. Now go ahead, broper, good
night. Leave. He cried up using my slogan on the White House.
Bro Hey, hey, let me work, let me find out tone out
here spanking white bitches with microphones. Dance upper cress, upper upper cress,
upper upper cross. Who's that? Chris? Is that? On tonight's episode
of Black his shirt come here, don't don't come here, come here,
come here, come here. Put your shirt on camera. It matches the
cameras. Come here, come to put all the letters in there. See
the turn behind we hand man, put your titties in the screen. It
says, put your titties on the screen. On the thousand dollars, forty
dollars dollars who had to dick to his motherfucking calf muscle, work out her
breath that we are here. Tell him back, just spit on this mic.
Rock your mind. You have a rock your mic tonight, I worship
worship my mic studio under her. Now. No, but so you go
into these parties. Now, with these parties they have, single women are
always the lowest price because what do they want. They want, you know,
a lot of women to come to these parties. So single men are
always taxed the highest because you're like, all right, horny bro, you
have to relax this way, we don't really have to worry about you,
you know, coming in on a bullshit because you know, you have to
pay a lot to get in here. Then of course couples coming in are
discounting the ship that I saw, the last one, like the non not
the actual spot that we went to in Chicago, No, but no,
the last like personal play party that I went to that was hosted by you
know, all of the blacks. So like I said, this is a
guy like he's married to a white woman. But what no, no,
no, no, no, no, she offered him already. Yeah,
we're not talking about how you walk in and there is uh white man walking
around and he has and I don't know if it was red lips, No,
it's red marker, and it's like all of these degrading words just right,
like some motheruckers just grab a pin and just right pig, Oh,
I have a kink, the grading kink. Yes, Oh I didn't.
Oh wow. So that's like the exact opposite of like a praise. Okay,
yep, so that's going on. I do, I do. I
think it's a COMMU minutes to realize it. And I was like, yep,
I definitely do. I got a honey, good girls on Friday,
like I do. I don't know what it is. I just do.
Dang. Don't let you defend for yourself with yoursel Yep, let's get let's
get them all out. Nope, your stuff, you don't go find you.
There was a top of that's come up now, sereda, you've actually
been married before. Now, how did you guys do, like with the
traditional like feeding each other and cake and all of that. Did y'all do
that? Yeah? Okay? And I told him, I said, if
you smash cake or anything in my face, this is gonna be last time
you see your family alive. You would, Oh. Yeah, I've been
saying this. I said, this last time you're gonna see your family alive.
Hey, this is my day. You ain't you ain't suck on my
day. I mean on this, this makeup, on this whole entire outfit.
Be smart, be smart on your day. So you want to continue
this? So I've been seeing Nope, I've been seeing a train where it's
like a lot of people have been doing you know, like so called like
prank so like even with like the wedding cake smash and ship and when you
look at it like, okay, you don't it's not like an innocent thing
like it just you know, like a like they'd be so aggressively. I'm
like, bro, that is abuse. So we got so I can't find
there's another video that I want it and I don't. I couldn't find it.
Maybe I'll be able to hold on who are you gonna send it to?
Yeah, that's how do why Wane Wane is here? I know how
to do some walking through this. No, but there is another video.
I don't know if you guys I've seen it. There's this couples like social
media or whatever. But this nigga's bald as fuck. But he got a
tail in the back. That's your sasnas to work. Where is the rest
of your right hair? What you gotta Tail's night three us? Okay with
a tail? And I think, damn, but she was pregnant and this
guy like so called like you know, did a little prank on her,
and I felt so bad because it's like you know she's on camera at the
time, because you know people will be doing shit to go fire. But
when I tell you, like she looked like she wanted to fucking cry,
so click on. So it was something where like he had her, he
had her dude like look into someone to do something, and like he like
squeezed like a bunch of water interface and then when she like we started,
like he smashed the like hardest fuck like a full egg like and smashed the
interface, and like she looked like she wanted to fucking cry. Yeah,
the water was cool. Well you an't gotta follow that with the scrambling,
but then, like I said, like it was hard, like like bro,
I do like this not tapped the mother got break it over. I'm
just I feel like she should be collecting life insurance at this point. But
that's just meightight a just comments what you said, which one just a joke.
Do you see his level of enthusiasm and excitement while she's sitting there upset.
While she's sitting there and upset, simultaneously, he's jumping around excited like
a child. The ladies. This is what I try to point out.
These guys feel okay with her, they feel okay with your pain, and
then when you try to call them out, they're more upset about being called
out than the fact that you actually felt bad. So you can already probably
guess the nature of their relationship and how often this type of disappointment must occur.
And that's what some narcissistic and toxic and manipulative men will do is try
to disguise bad actions as a joke. Oh, it's just a joke.
Why are you taking this so hard? I'm just playing. Oh, so
you're gonna blame me now because you took the joke the wrong way. You
know, you complain a lot about this relationship, but sometimes I just think
that you want to start arguments. Harmless joke is not a big deal,
trying to convince you that you're wrong for standing up for yourself. Some narcissists
will go to that extreme. They're trying to make you feel like the bad
guy for saying your truth, and it only gets worse. I'm sure it's
started off with a little joke that they claim to have to now this monumental
joke of cutting off her hair. Imagine what else he could do after that
careful out there? Wow, yep, So then you can go right into
the waiting cake smash video. What we always hear about these kinds of cake
shoving videos is that it's just a joke. After this bride very clearly says,
do not shove the cake in my face, the groom holds her down
and quite forcefully shoves this cake in her face, to which she decides to
just walk out of the reception and the room. Later response, she's completely
overreacting. You know, it's just a joke. It's just for laughs.
Yeah, let me explain that joke to you. Here's how the joke is
supposed to go. You, as the woman, are supposed to be a
very passive participant in the cake smushing. It's supposed to be a humiliation ritual
of you. You're supposed to be the one getting embarrassed, and it's very
one sided. It's supposed to be a hearty laugh at your expense, which
is why when women smushed the cake first, things like this tends to happen.
You know, she got a laugh from the crowd and he throws the
entire cake at her. Because you're the only one who's supposed to be humiliated.
It's not a joke if you do it to him and you get a
laugh from the crowd, and you may say that's an isolated incident, that's
one silly guy, but no, it's happened a few times. It's supposed
to be just a laugh, so as to be just a joke, but
she gets a laugh from the crowd, and then here comes the violence.
I mean, this guy damaged her nose. She's on the floor. For
me, it is the violence. The men are holding these women down with
they are fighting back. The women are saying, you know, don't stop,
let me go, and you know, people, I guess his friends
are laughing in the crowd. The woman is fighting for her life and the
guy continues to grab her to smush cake. And the reason for the force
is because it was never a joke. The guy might be laughing in front
of everyone, but he's getting off on your humiliation. He is enjoying hurting
you. This is most likely a shut up ring turned wedding, and you
know he wants to show everyone how much he despises you on your special day.
Don't let it get to this point, ladies. If he's dragging his
feet, you know, go back and watch all the signs of us shut
up a ring. But if he wasn't an excited and enthusiastic participant before the
wedding, he's not going to change afterwards. If you attacked me at my
wedding that knife that we used to okay, oh, it's definitely going If
you attacking me at my wedding, I'm gonna have to lay hands on you
because somebody else on our head that's taking care Before I can even figure that
shit out, read just say oh hell no. It's like, remember that
was a lot I got to hook up Pope. But it's the fact,
like, bro, you literally wrestling with this motherfucker like full fours, and
like I said, like, it's not like a simple thing like when I've
seen it's like, you know, like a little smudge on the nose or
some shit. Y'all laughing, giggling, you know, She's like, Bro,
niggas is thrown whole cakes hardest fuck like this niggas said both man like
she got her nose, damn And she said yeah because she feels to the
floor because it was like a follow up and they said her nose was actually
broken, that's how forceful he hit her. Yep. So her nose was
broken. Ye, so but like there were like it was like other they
have any videos and within that or whatever you see with the trend of like
with black people. M I'm just curious, was it any black people in
those not in that but the ship what I said with the pregnant woman with
the egg black man, yep, yep. So not for the cake.
That's now that's probably why you don't see the black people doing the shit with
the cake but at home prank some shit, Yeah that was black. But
like I said, like and you can tell, like the women in the
videos like be real like but they're trying not to react because like they know
they on cameras shit, and they really be trying to hold that shit in.
They're embarrassing. But the way that the niggas be like just getting shit,
like you said, like big ass kids and shit Like it's like it's
like, bro, when you when you in the fucking nineties and you open
up a Nintendo for Christmas, that's how niggas be jumping up and down and
ship after they didn't like, Bro, he broke her nose and he like
what, I'm sorry, It's not no damn joke. I'm gonna be whispering
to your ghost. It was a joke. Joke, joke, joke,
joke. That's why we can't play like that. No, bro, Like
you paid all this money for this dress, this makeup. You know how
its makeup is map everything. Don't trigger. Don't trigger me, like you
gonna put that in my face? What like for me to like have like
the makeup like for pop up shop and shit, because it's on the Sunday,
Like that's brunning, like one, y'all just gonna y'all just gonna see
me with a screen mask on you anyway? Were your mask that you had
Remember way back when you had brought that mask. I don't know where it's
at. Remember it didn't fit and I cut all my hair off again,
so it's really not gonna fit. Yeah, the eyes cut out and the
mouth, Yeah that was that was before I started selling shit too, But
that was when shit fucking with my eye holes. I can't see shit of
this fucking thing that was me. Yeah, it's gonna be me. Yeah,
that's yeah, that's that's yeah, it's going from the funeral real.
The thing is that that's also shown you too, that they've been abusing them
before that that ain't just the first time, so they really bringing it out
for everyone to see. That's the other parts you said that died on that
part of Look, that shit was hilarious, the entire fucking scene. Don't
ask me and my boyfriend nothing. All I hear is criticized, criticized,
criticize, mocking criticism. That's crazy. I'm I'm riding blind. Nobody's saying,
wait he cut her hair? Yeah, oh, and in one of
those videos, like he was so like anxious, like to smashter cake in
her face, he was still holding a knife in his hand and he cut
her. What you mean like he accidentally cut her trying to smash her cake.
Yeah, intentionally took that knife and was like slash no, because he
was so like gung hole like to smash the cake in her face. He
didn't even put the knife down first, and he ended up cutting her.
So you did so. And then now there was another one and one of
them, his homeboys, was in the crowd. Gelling smashed the cake in
her face, smashed and but he didn't do it like they did the little
trade and you know did like he did shit the right way. But it
was the way that somebody was in the crowd like really really encouraging, like
trying to pay this nigga like to smash cake in her face. Where did
that whole idea that come from? Now? At that point out him like
a wind up, take buddy outside, handle it him because why are you
so pressed tune that up? Because nading it up? Yep. And and
if it is one of them things where he come over like it's a super
Bowl party. Shit, I'm putting my booty on the sandwich. I'll be
I'll be that wife, you know, serving and ship. I'm putting my
ass right on dog sandwich's it's good. Oh he gonna get ham and cheese
al right here on your yams and cheese. He said he might like that.
M h Nope, that's crazy. Hey. So before we get out
of here, I just want to say that there's a post on Facebook that
I've been crying laughing at for days. The booty sandwich is No. There's
a post on Facebook and it says it's a chick. And she said,
my favorite part of the Doggy style is when his boss is slapping mind.
Oh what why what? Stop being within? I saw that. I think
I even signed it was like, huh, I would you have you?
Gotta have you Mohuto Dams. So when I first when I first, when
I first saw the stat it didn't think it because I thought that, you
know, a gay guy wrote it. But then when I saw it was
a chick chick, I was, I was, I don't even know you
were not a woman. Don't start just let it, just let it go.
Women don't have balls. Yes, we know you don't. I don't
know what he was talking about. This is where the balls this triple its
not triple. But so if you hit it back and this boss slapped your
bass because this sounds not probable, that's not worth almost it's none, that's
not that's that's wrap the showery. It's crazy when his boss that's that's nasty
word work. But no, no, but that. But after reading that
post, because I don't I'm not rap like Raby loves gay porn, I
can't get into the gay port. But then I really love about it,
like damn, they boss probably really do be slapping and that ship is hilarious.
They most they know probably they definitely slap. Well, it depends because
like some people got tiny balls tiny but got tiny balls. I mean they
still slapping some depending on a position, some imagine doggy style. Something You
got little balls reminded me of the take. Did I just hear MACARONI?
M no, you hear ball slipper double set? Double sets? Yeah,
because because there was another topic, but because Tone had to leave, I'm
going to save that. If Timmy's able to make it in next week,
that makes it even better because it it is a topic, like to ask
the the fellas a question. But I definitely want to thank you guys know
how to turn the stuff just yeah in broadcasts, you figure this shit out
and do whatever. Because he upload my shit late anyway, So I like
it's gonna make a fucking difference. But yet that great intro you all that
wait, the intro was fired. If I knew how I played again,
I would like that's I'm really really pleased with that. I wish I knew.
Well, mostly he don't have to reado it because he told me to
see him four pictures that I wanted, and he just picked like the most
hobolish pictures, Like, bro, that's this thing you can send exact He'd
be like, Nope, I'm gonna take this one then when then when you
see it, and it'd be I'd be like telling me even if you were
taking pictures directly from my Facebook page. You, for one, you can
take the pictures that I post now when I now have hair, like you
go back and get some ship from when I didn't have or facial hair.
When you get really creepy, kill him with it. No, not brock
my naked ass face. He did. I didn't. I didn't notice that.
And there were all old pictures too. I was like, why are
you picking the old pictures? One of them? Yeah, one of them.
She turned all the way around. Yeah, that was one of my
My god chipped that picture you as he definitely asked price. He's probably gonna
pull that purple one that I have, not wrong, that's gonna be the
next one. Yeah, So expect updates because like, bro, he was
not gonna have me out here because that I ain't even had a new wig,
and the pictures that he's just like, come on, I didn't know
that he was really gonna do it today, you know, tell him to
really keep his word. SERI, are you new here? Because because he
could have you out in the mouth, Bro, he could have just transferred
face. He went and found you go to my pages breast purple dress.
Let's just why does nobody know this? It's one thing you missed the commercial
break. You have to watch the replay. Yeah, yeah, because I
did do a little little dance. You have to watch. Yeah. But
Sunday Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, October eighth, from three to
eight pm check out to be previous five month party and priest. We just
say pop up shop. Okay. We will have five dollars drinks, yes,
including that liquid cardboard called Hennessey. We would have refreshment, first come,
first served. Once it's gone, it's gone. But most importantly,
we would have products available for purchase, So bring your coins. She takes
all forms of payment, and we want to make sure that we leave here
with no merchandise because y'all gonna buy it off. Hey yeah, and John
freaky and I might have to regulate because niggas be niggas. So you can
get a plate unless you got a red bag showing you at the parkis I
mean? Hey, hey, yes, and Tom, you get whatever you
want. Nah, But I am like, I'm I'm really really excited to
see everybody, So I hope you can make it. Please please please share
it. Look at that three hours and four minutes three er fo. Y'all
know it's my number. But even if you know that you were not able
to make it, or you're not sure if you can make it, please
still share the post because you may have your news feet and tell somebody to
tell somebody to tell somebody and it's correct. So I want to see as
many people as possible. Come in, come celebrate with me, Come buy
these dicks period four unmitigated Dick so sale. And by the way, I
also check out Spiritual Alchemist podcasts on Friday at six thirty pm you can see
the Yams. They'll be live, plus a little combo as well too.
I'm not sure we're gonna talk about yet, but you know that's what it
is. But I will definitely be in the building for vibes as well.
Yes, from three to eight right here after Sharman Phoenix. Yeah, you
could see seeing them live on it's not the same as seeing them live,
so come on through you can so you can see the little cious Fine,
look it up so you know what I mean, and so you know how
to say it and spell it all that that could be a contest in itself.
Spell it damn there needs to be Yeah, but we will have food
first first serve. Yeah, because the food, yeah, it ain't no,
it ain't no. Let me go get in the pan of mac and
cheese. And and that is not an indication that we will have mac and
cheese. That was just an example. Definitely, please at all get here
early. Yeah, but when I will be doing a product demonstrations that is
basically just me showing you how to use the products that will not be using
them on myself. Please very clear. I will have a dummy and we're
not talking about the man either. We're actually saying it's going to be but
yeah, so you know, I'll basically I've just have you know, like
a pocket pussy or something in order to show you how to actually use certain
products. As some people, you'll be able to ask questions in a discrete
way for her to be able to help you determine what you need to purchase.
Yes, and wait till you'll see the website. Look, this is
not the place to be shot. Okay, now I have done. I
did a pop up shop last year. You know, it was I was
at Diors Gallery and it was the Pempermi pop up. Make sure you check
them out because they were actually doing a part two this month, I believe
it maybe on the seventh. But it was different there because it was all
women vendors and there were different things like you had people like they were doing
body butter, they had massages, there was pole dancing instruction. You know,
some people were selling food. But I think a lot of people were
uneasy about actually shopping with me, like you know, they would come like
you know, like slot of business card, but I think they were you
know, judgment and shit, be cause I'm the only freaky table there and
nobody wants to be the first person to come up to the table like you
know, like buying and shit. But those cases, that's why I don't
like to do pop up shops with other people. So anytime I've done a
pop up shop, like, it's usually just been my own thing. It's
not because you know, oh well, you know, competition though. I
just I like for when my customers come in the shop, you don't gotta
worry about being shot. We are here for the same shit. Yeah,
everybody, and this motherfucker's a freak. Okay, everybody came in here to
buy some dick, buy something to put on their dick, or buy something
to put on some dick. Okay, so fair enough they are. That's
not really true because we have lesbians. But you know, yeah, there's
gonna be pockets to y'all. It's gonna walk around dicks. Now, let
me tell you something about linger right real quick. So the first time I
went out of my way to accommodate they be gones right, because I didn't
want y'all to be in this ridiculous bullshit ass lingerie to where it's like,
you know, because whenever it comes to plus size women, they will give
them the most ridiculous looking item. So I took so much time trying to
find shit that was actually pretty. Kayla, you've actually uh botlines are right
from me before, and I say, yeah, that shit is top nine.
Yeah, And I love the because when you are a bigger girl like
and you have big legs like I do, it's hard with like the thigh
highs because they rolled down. And that's what I like because when you wrote
pull those up, they don't roll like they stay yep. But I when
I tell you, I dedicated so much time to pulling together items for plus
sized women because I didn't want them to feel left out. And I also
didn't want to just throw anything out there, and I wanted to get ship
that I felt like they would genuinely be sexy in. Because I had so
many plus sized women telling me that they wanted to support. When I tell
you these was left me holding the bag. I was like, I got
mine, I got a couple. I think yet Rita, we got Rita
got something from me too. So you know, those who have actually supported
me having plus size moningerie, I really appreciate you because, like I said,
I put a lot of time and effort into finding pieces that I felt
like, we're beautiful. They are, yeah, you know because I because
some of that shit is like if you don't get these granny panties, and
it's like the lingre is like granny pant and it guy like maybe some flowers
on the front and like a little lace brawl like and I always like the
brawl. The top part is always I mean, you guys, don't matter
if it's too small. Becau's coming off anyway. But it's still so uncomfortable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm trying. Yo. I don't
know this time around, if I like, I didn't spend as much on
plus size Mangeria as I have in previous years, because, like I said,
there's a lot of shit that people they say they're interested in, and
oh I want that, let me know, you know when that comes,
because I had a habit of hey, coming soon, you know whatever,
let me know when it's come. I want that, I want that,
I want that, and then it's like nobody's ordering it. So but yeah,
once again, thank you guys for tuning in. Please come out for
the pop up shop. We gotta get the fuck out of here, so
until next time, we gotta hope that