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I can feel the pain, the pain that's rain by for this week.
It sucks Sunday, terrible off to a band. Start the races. I
got three three legged race and my ankles broke all by myself. That's all
right, let's move on. It's like Allen in the game. That's more
like Zach Wilson to me. Let's uh. And Kyle Corman is here.
Kyle is the Can I say the founder or do you like to give credit
to your wife as well? Yeah? You get so. Co founder.
Kyle Corman and his wife are co founders of Shitting Good coffee like uh,
from the website shitting good Coffee. This is from your website, says shitting
Good Coffee was created seven months into my pregnancy. I assume this would be
your wife writing this with with Bubbs. That'd be me. That's you,
Bubbs. Bubbs was a large baby from my petite frame, and he took
a lot of real estate. Is that your son? She says bubbs twice,
it says yeah, It says pregnancy with Bubbs. I wonder does she
refer to the baby's bush? You know what, Kyle getting bumped out.
That's how it starts. For those of you that may not have experienced this,
this meant that the other organs got squished in order to have room for
him to grow, leading to continuous acid reflux and constipation. It sounds lovely,
Yeah, pregnancy sounds lovely. Traveling, as some may relate to,
may further exaggerate the constipation. Do your husband and I travel to Vermont for
the weekend after a long drive, do your husband ask where we should stop
for coffee? Irritated and uncomfortable exclaimed wherever we go, the coffee needs to
be shitting good and alas the idea behind Shitting Good Coffee was born. Here's
my question, like, how do you know from there that that's what you're
gonna that it's gonna become like this big company that's going to take up your
time and all your energy. I mean you put a lot into this.
We put a lot of time, a lot of time, money, resources.
It's a good bonding moment too, to be honest with you, But
we had no idea that it was going to become a thing at all.
It was an inside joke, right, yeah, so but what but what
takes it from a joke to the actual? Now I can go and I
there's a website and I can order Shitting Good Coffee and you're looking up Arabica
beans. That's a lot of steps. There's a lot of lot goes into
it. Yeah, no, yeah, I mean we had the idea.
It was an inside joke for a long time. And then she just pulled
me in the garage one day away from all the listening devices that get your
ideas if you're a paranoid person, and said, you know, we should
we should kind of do something with this idea. We're coffee drinkers, we're
logistical people. We like to have fun and stuff too, and we put
the idea together and we're like, you know, let's let's let's put a
product behind this. Let's let's put an actual coffee product behind this idea and
have some fun with it. And that was the first the first six months
we're really just putting the whole brand together, getting the product together, getting
it out to market, and then it was just a lot of fun and
a lot of fun from there. The more fun we've had, the more
we've done with sales too, So seem to be enjoying it. Shitting Good
Coffee, Yeah, and you can just go to Shitting Goodcoffee dot com.
Is it so than some stores locally? Yeah, we started out that way
for a little bit. We've kind of morphed into more of the online space,
so we do a lot of Yeah, we do a lot of online
sales. Most of our customers buy online. We ship right from right.
What about what about family members? What did they say when you had this
idea of doing a doing the coffee like, I kind of think workies,
Paul, you got you gotta do it, Sanka grandparents to drink Senka.
We got a lot of Irish Catholics on our side of both sides of the
family. Actually, so we we were wondering a little bit how it would
go. But no, they like last whiskey. Yes, coffee no wow,
Irish coffee. Yes, make everybody happy. Now you're ship and shipping
fighting definitely means they don't have to go out to the store and buy a
bunch of gifts for family members during the holiday rush. Just put an order
of coffee in and yeah, put it in a bag. Yeah, I
would assume it. The holidays pretty big time for you guys. Oh yeah,
yeah, no, especially the sample sizes. They're good stocking stuff.
We do. We'll do some festivals and things like that, but for the
most part, people buy online and they like the sample packs and they get
a good laugh, and then we find out that they're like, oh,
you know, I know so and so would love this. That's why I'm
gonna get it for so and so, and then yeah, that person ends
up, you know, buying it online. And so it's just been I
started Christmas shopping last week. That's good to do a little bit every Monday
between fifteen hundred dollars a couple of people, you know, you start now
by Christmas too. Chip away, Dougie, Yeah, chip away. I
mean I don't have anybody obviously to buy for it because I'm a single,
fucking loser. But anyways, this is another story. But to get a
little coffee, but my family doesn't drink. You have the k Pax as
well? Yeah that ship. You don't have k pax. Yeah, you
have those crystals like the meth like the company. Yeah, I'm gonna start
selling it. Yeah the meth girlfriends. No, yeah, we've got we've
got ground. You've got a whole baby. Yeah yeah, right, I
still have the single pot of coffee because I don't need anything bigger because obviously
nobody stays over, so I don't need a bigger pot. But no,
the crystals, shooting good coffee, I canna get a bag. Yeah,
shitting' good is exactly that we're gonna do. Secret if you pick me good
good. No, you're getting. I know what I'm getting. It's like
selling in shirts. You get I know somebody who will like this, and
it's so on and so on, it's on. Yeah, what have you
learned along the way? Was starting this? Like you hadn't done any kind
of company like this, right, you're who? No, God, No,
No, I'm a W two employee. My wife's a W two employee.
You know, we've got we've got the day job, the grind that
we do. We've you know, we've got the two kids, one of
which we you know, we have to thank for the idea of the company.
Right, the large the large baby and half of my wife. How
big was he when he came out? Nine pounds? Okay, and that's
not twenty two and almost twenty three in that was ten. That was a
ten pound baby. Yeah, yeah's baby. I know that'll do damage.
I understand. Wow, not to me. One of your parents waited so
long to have number two. You know what, I think it's gonna be
great when your kids have to give gifts to the teachers and you give them
a ship and good pack. I think that's all good coffee back? How
big are your trow the the sample packs are two ounces? How much of
those six ninety nine? Okay? Yeah, they'll do a full pot of
coffee? Okay, wow, whole fluid ounces whatever your different flavors, just
or just regular decaf? No decaf looking into decaf? You can't for pussy.
Yeah, the hard stuff, the hard stuff, good baby, Yeah,
that's right. It's bull bland. Hurry, hurry, hurry when you
need to get it done real quick. Yeah, bath, keep a bathroom
nearby. Actually when you when you open the bag, he goes, I
like that. I think that's great. Wow, shitting good coffee and shopping
good coffee dot com correct or shitting good dot com shooting good coffee, ship
and good coffee. That's ch ch I t t CC needed to get that
c in there for you know. It just makes everything fine, makes everybody
a little, yeah, a little more palatable, right exactly? That is
does anybody familiar with a guy named Gary Breca? No? Nobody got I.
So I am laying in bed this morning. It's like six forty five
Gary, Me and Gary spooning each other. And you know what, I
can go for some shitting good coffee. And that's what that's what Gary said,
And I went, I don't have any, but Kyle's coming on to
the we'll make a work. So uh, I open up TikTok in my
for you videos. In TikTok is Dana White, president of president of UFC.
I know this guy is. And Dana said that he found this biologist
Gary Breca and yeah, and Gary is I guess he's a medical doctor,
but he's identifies himself as a human biologist. And he was hired by insurance
companies to basically he was a mortality expert. Yeah, he could pinpoint when
you were going to die. He can go within a month of when you're
going to die by taking your blood and doing all this stuff. He can
go from within a month of when you're gonna die. And people paying for
this people, well, this was the insurance company. So if the insurance
company says Doug is looking for life insurance policy, you got to go out
and get his take his blood, all this stuff and that. And they
do do that when you do private stuff usually sometimes even included in if you're
getting like supplemental insurance at insurance at work. So they come out. So
his job was to go, yeah, this guy's a good risk or a
bad risk, okay. And he's saying basically, like insurance companies are absolute
scumbacks. I mean they're they're they're there, but they know within a month
with their mortality mortality experts, of when you're gonna die. So Dana says,
he he comes obsessed with this and he wants this information. He winds
up down in Florida and he finds where Gary Brekat now has this company and
I think Gary's got two He's got ten X and then a medical company as
well. So he goes there. He has the blood draw and he gets
a call from Gary, and Gary says, I'm gonna come to you.
I'm gonna fly out and it'll be like midweek. So David's like, I
fuck, I really want to know what's going on with me? Comes out.
They spend three hours talking. He tells him everything that's wrong with him
by analyzing his blood and everything that his parents had dealt with. And Dana's
point was, I want to know do I have seventeen more years do I
need? Or seventy more days? Well basically, but he's saying, like,
I figured I'm pretty good. At the time I had this done,
I was fifty one, fifty two years old, He said, I figured,
you know, how much? What do I have seventeen more years?
He goes, I want to know how much money I would need? And
he goes, you know, do I have enough? One and two?
I don't want to leave much on the table either, you know, I
want to I can't take it with you, so let me, let me
spend it. So the guy at the end says to him, if you
continue to live the way you're living right now, ten point four years,
So that was fifty two. It was fifty one or fifty two, Yeah,
okay, the early sixties. And then he said to him, if
you do what I tell you over the next ten weeks, we can reverse
the course of all that. We can. We can guaranteed it changed Dana
White's life. Yeah. So I only spring this up because man, I
did one of these freaking weird diets and I forgot. You weren't allowed to
use uh. I think they had a specific shampoo. They wanted you to
use specific deodorant because they didn't want the illuminiums. It's all about detoxing your
body and getting your body to burn the visceral fat, like the fat that's
clung to your organs, that hangs on that slows down your metabolism. All
that. I'll tell you what. After thirty days, and I was eating
about five hundred calories a day when I did it, Now I think they're
up to seven. I felt, fucking great, you're putting coconut oil,
which I did was shitting good coffee. I put coconut oil in it,
like a little spoonful taste great. Loved it, just you know, and
some people like cream. This was a different thing. I think it's the
same kind of thing and it changes your life. But man, we fucking
poison ourself. But my question is do you want to know? Yes?
I want to know? Do you want to know? I looked into this
and almost bought it and looked at the price tag and realized, oh crap.
So yeah, see that's his thing. I mean, and I go,
what would you do if someone told you you had ten point four years
or whatever the amount of time is. I do whatever I could to get
that extended, you know, for my wife and for my family and everything
else. But the thing that's so weird is why aren't we doing it now?
Why are we waiting to this guy to come with your informacause it's the
guy is super ridiculously expensive. Tony Robbins does the same thing with the thing
called life Force. But the thing is it costs so much money, and
then how much how much is this? I think this guy, I think
it's like a for the blood test. I think it's like three hundred ninety
nine dollars to like four to like five hundred dollars. And then if you
go on his website and he tried to buy all the stuff, it's like
you got. It's like it's like ten thousand dollars for one of these ultravirate
ultraviolet ray beds that you could lay in to help your skin clear up and
stuff. I mean, it's ridiculous. You have to be uber rich to
afford. That's why Dana White could afford it. Yeah, because he's day
Ina White and he makes like he mad, He's made over a billion dollars
with the UFC. I mean, this guy is like he's not cheap.
And like the Tony Robins stuff, you got to buy a subscription and it's
like two hundred bucks a month coffee. You could probably afford all that,
I'm thinking, but like, but like you have to pay for the subscription
and then they tell you what your body needs, which you then have to
buy back from now Okay, but so here's my point with this is why
you've got this guy who's doing all this stuff. I watched, so I
went down a little bit of a rabbit hole because I had never heard of
Gary Bracket, rabbit Hole bourbon, Yeah, rabbit I love rabbit Hole bourbon.
So oh no, but I'm watching all this stuff and he said he
just went to Costco and he's got all this shit laid out. I swear
to God, you don't need him. My point with this is, and
it's the same thing with that what I'm afraid of with that where I got
mad at the blue Zone thing on Netflix. We all know, we all
know exercise wolves. Yeah, but I mean I did it right, Yeah,
I did that thirty day diet and that thing was like, I think
it was two grand. People were paying for that. I did it as
an endorsement through the radio station. But so just know, like eating alvocado,
eating healthy fats, putting more of that in your diet, eating less
of the shit. Take a fucking walk. You're gonna live. You don't
need this guy. You don't need you don't need his stuff. I'm gonna
walk to the pizza parlor. You know, whatever you want want to do.
You know you want to get later, you want to still still,
So jump off a bridge. He's got one of those ideas that works until
it doesn't. Right, So what about what about the clients where he says,
oh, you've got five years, and then five years and a day
goes by and then they come out on what works, Like what the hell
he's supposed to be within a month, I think is what he says.
Within a month, five years, a month in a day, you know,
when all the clients come out like I don't know, or he says,
my stuff's working, or somebody gives I have no idea, he's just
going. I mean, I would think that the guy is probably pretty accurate
with his blood because he was hired by he's a mortality expert, hired by
a history of Okay, five years ago, I predicted this for these people.
Does he does he show you proof or did he just start this?
No, he's been he he did it for years for the insurance companies,
like he would have your I want to see the paper with all the names
and this is what I predicted and this is when they died. Or there's
still do that with Hippa. But I don't know if he's done it privately
with Hippa in his kind you know what I mean, If you don't get
the shot, you can't go to the movies. Hippa. If you if
you go to UH. I think if you go to any of the I
don't know, like if you go if you go to any of these insurance
companies and you have something done, they got to be able to say whether
you're a good investment or a bad investment. They don't they want. I
mean, why do you think insurance companies, some of them now are incentifying
you to go to a gym because they don't want to have to pay for
all the medical shit that's gonna come up. The healthier you live, the
better it is for your overall life, but at the less expense it is
for them. You're you're paying the same whether you end up in the hospital
or not. They're betting on the fact that you're not. And then they're
getting these mortally experts to go, yeah, this guy's probably gonna need a
lot of medical care in the next three years. Don't don't ensure him.
And that's what they're doing. What happened after your thirty days of healthy eating?
Did you go back to eating? No? I didn't. I went,
I dropped. I went from two hundred and twenty pounds down to one
ninety wow thirty days in forty days forty days, I saw a lot and
I I had a moment where people were going, me, you look too
thin, you lost And so I went and I at night, I got
I went home and I took strawberries and I dug into peanut butter and the
sugar in the peanut I was like, I was hung over. The next
day I was all dehydrated, big lines in my face. My mother had
come up to watch the kids because my wife at the time was out of
town and I had work stuff. So she goes, what what happened last
night? She get drunk? You look a and I go, no,
I didn't at all. I eat this, So it's just sugar and shit
in your body. It probably over the course of god, I want to
say, five to seven years. And then I put the weight back on,
but it was not eating, not sticking to that diet, and then
you know, the late night eating and all this shit eating after. It's
a killer. Yeah, yeah, fuck man, I mean I saw that.
I'm just telling you I don't know. I guess my question is,
you know, would you want to know? What would you do with the
information, and why aren't you doing that now? Then if someone said to
you you've got five years to live, and you're like, fuck, I
better get go. So I did a lot of that stuff, the healthiest
stuff, and like I actually had. I took out an insurance policy before
I got married and about two years ago. And we know the guy who
sold me the insurance policy. He goes, you're in the ninety ninth percentile
of health right now. He goes, that's ridiculous. I've never talked to
anybody like that. I go, Wow, well, great. And then
all of a sudden, and I'm not trying to tie these things together,
I got vaccinated. All of a sudden, I got hard issues. My
weight shot up right, and I can't get it bring it back down unless
I eat like maybe under a thousand calories a day. So in the last
couple of weeks, I got rid of sugar, I started having high protein.
I I ate about a thousand calories a day, right. I lost
thirteen pounds. So Friday night, I decide, I'm gonna have with dinner,
I'm gonna have an ice cream Sunday. Saturday, I'm gonna go out
for apple cider donuts with my wife and have a couple of cocktails. Sunday
we you know, we go watch the game, I end up putting all
that weight and then some back. And that's ridiculous. I think I have
a health issue and I don't know where it came from. But how did
I go from? Well, you often say to us, because we've said
to you that there's something about meds you're on that you think, yeah,
But I mean like if I get rid of the meds, then the migraines
come back and the hard issues come back. Right, But were you on
the meds prior to the vaccination? No, you weren't, so it could
it be a what is it? I think it's a combination of the medication.
I think it's a combination of also some hormonal imbalance in my body where
all of a sudden, if I eat carbs, my weight goes through the
roof. I mean, that's ridiculous. I should not at forty three years
old, have the metabolism of a fifty nine year old man, which has
been measured. Hey, easy here, I don't know. I'm just saying
I don't know. I mean, so that's why I've looked. That's why
I've looked into that stuff. But it's tremely a medical group is the name
of it. Yeah, it's super expensive. Yeah, you know, and
like you get hunger cravings and stuff you want to eat. I mean,
you know, you know, I don't know. Maybe it's a high endurance
dealer it that I use. Maybe that's it. I don't know what you
need. You know what we'll pick you up. Shipping good coffee. Damn
right, yeah, shipping good coffee. It's good for it. I'll get
you going, maybe one of peanut butter at night if you're hungry that bad,
it'll fill Yep, my wife makes it. I think that's peanut butter.
There are times like when I though but drinking, she makes peanut butter.
She just healthier. Yeah. She just takes like peanuts, just really
them. It makes peanut butter and it's amazing. It's it's incredibly good.
I thought you're going potatoes. You know what she does. She takes she
takes the peanuts and she stomps on them like grapes, like grapes. Yeah
I met your wife. Yeah yeah, yeah, she's English or something.
And then Danny eats the I'd say shipping good coffee is I find coffee to
almost be not almost, but be filling, like you can fill. Yet
I could drink that stuff all day. Yeah, all day. Yeah that's
just me. But it does, and it's like it keeps you. I
don't know. Then there's water in there. Yeah, that's all water and
take throughout the day. Well, if you just have a cup of coffee
instead of maybe an energy bar in the morning, instead of going down your
local dining like I do and get scrambled eggs, sausage and white toast butter
and being a big fat, disgusting fuck like me. Well the Doug Phelps
Yeah, can I have the Doug Fels workout plan? Wake up late,
rube, start o bring, listen to people's problems. What I'm learning here
is your first step to health is just drinking coffee morning, noon to night.
Cut out carbs, cut out protein, cut it all out. Just
yeah, you'll lose weight that way for sure, I think. So that's
what Tom Hanks did for Philadelphia and canstaway. Yeah. I just read it,
not too you look good? Well didn't the uh isn't that? What?
What? What did Matthew McConaughey walking Joker Buyer's Club. Yeah, no,
Rocky Sylvester Saloon for Rocky two. I heard it was black coffee and
chicken maybe, and he got really lean to get really cut. They said,
Rocky two, Rocky four, Rocky I mean he was just I know,
he came back like Rocky one. He's kind of he's just down on
his luck. He's like a he's a he's an every man guy. He
was going to break the people's knees to get money. He's a. He
wasn't working out at that point. He had just sold this saying he was
after holding out. No, no, no, But the whole point was
that he was kind of this out of shape, you know, tough guy.
He was a street tough guy. He's gonna come and bust your balls
for not paying your right. And then the next one. I thought he
was pretty lean in Rocky two, he got that much better. No,
No, three or four. Yeah, that's what he started doing growth hormone
and he made a lot of money and he directed the second one. Ain't
a ton of money he did. Over the years he held out on Rocky
one. They did not want him to be the actor. No, they
wanted to Reynolds. And yeah, they kept dumping the money of like thousand
for this cript and he goes I'm not gonna sell unless I'm in it,
And that's how he got to be in it. They offered him according I
just watched the slide Netflix thing I did fall asleep. Pretty sad story overall
his documentary sly yeah, Netflix overall, pretty sad, smart guy from a
lot of people say that, but just kind of just because he talks like
this, but they use the forceps to pull him out. That's why he's
got that. Yeah, But I mean it's just just his overall story was
kind of sad. His dad and all this shit. I remember his dad.
It's the whole, a whole big thing about his dad and this documentary,
and it was just it's it's actually I watch I doze off a few
times, but my overall feeling was like, Wow, what a fucking sad
thing you had to watch? It was shooting good coffee, so keep you
up. Maybe you have to hit pause to go take that. Went went
a lot to make that movie. What a sad story. And I think
at one point he was offered two hundred and fifty thousand for the script.
If he's rocky, yeah, they just said, yeah, he went up
to five hundred thousand and he had to sell his dog at some point,
and he just kept pulling on to get in right. So he says all
that, but there was one in there. There was somebody who's like,
yeah, we offer for two hundred and fifty, and he's like, it
didn't matter what you offered me. I wasn't doing it unless I could be
in it. Yeah, And that was because he's said I had to write
scripts. His whole thing, the whole underlying thing of Sylvester Stallone's documentary is
I wrote stories about how I wanted my life to be, not the way
it was. It was so sad and depressing my real life that I needed
to create this in order to have a better life. I can see that.
Yeah, And it was like, but I never got that, you
know, I never knew watching Rocky and stuff, you know, this is
a what a fucking sad life? Like really sad? Was it nineteen seventy
eight? You want to know? Beg then? No? Yeah, now,
but I mean his whole growing up to that point was like really sad,
really sad. It's like, oh my god, his dad was a
complete asshole, and everyone's got a story. It's unreal. But his whole
thing was the only way I could do it was, he goes I,
I wrote all my stories were to write how I wanted to be and how
I really wanted my life to be, and how I really wanted people to
see me. He wanted to terrorize a small town in Oregon for Rambo.
Yeah, that was basically that he wanted to be the hero of saving people
and bringing justice and evening things out. Yeah. There's a rumor after after
nine to eleven that he was going to write another Rambo where he goes out
and finds Osama bin Laden and it didn't come to fruition, but there was
the story that he wanted to do that he heal seem. Yeah, all
right, well we'll take a moment, Kyle. Feel free to stick around
if you'd like. We were going to talk to Gary Craig from the DNC.
He sat down with Patrick Dye, who is the I think that's how
you say his last name. He's the young guy at Cornell who made all
these threats. You want to talk about medicine stuff, maybe screwing me up.
I don't know. Uh, this is a very interesting article. But
Gary did the interview with the Patrick's mom and severe depression and the medication that
he's on. And then there's an apology that he issued online prior to being
busted, but all of it got erased. Not that that does any thing
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camera going. I need to make sure I got the camera going. There
we go. Now the cameras are going. Gary Craig is a reporter for
the DNC, and I think, Gary, how many years have you been
at the DNC and how many books have you written? Well? I actually
am the last person at the DNC who previously worked at the Times Union.
I started here at ninety I started here in ninety at the TU, and
then when they merge the staff and moved over to the DNC. So what's
that thirty three years, I guess, and I've done. I wrote one
book with the seven million, the Brinki Story, and co wrote Danne Quinn
Miller's memoir. She was her dad was the first person that died the Attic
uprising. So so those are the two, okay? Yeah, I just
as a as an aside, if you can ever find time I'd love to
do like a one on one interview with you about your career and all the
cases you've covered and things and books and things. I think that'd be a
fun interview to do. But the reason we're having you on is you sat
down with Patrick Dye's mom. Uh is her name bing Lou? And am
I saying his last name? Correct? You are? I actually asked when
I went to the house yesterday that you are? Yes? Okay correct?
So Patrick is uh. He was a student at Cornell University and posted all
these horrific anti Semitic statements. But this is a kid who I think this
behavior that was foreign to him, not like I had never done anything.
From your article, I knew that he was a National Merit Scholar, But
what I didn't know was he got the highest possible score on his ACT standardized
test score reached by two tenths of one percent of test takers. Wow.
So I mean, is this young man a genius? It feels like he
definitely yes, he's definitely very smart. At me, I like you had
known of the National Merit scholar just from I think his high school yearbooks,
said some research. Some of my colleagues did, But when I met his
mom at the home yesterday, she had the letter and some other things.
Was you know, the Act the Act letter, and I was like,
wow, but that's all these numbers. I couldn't believe it. So he's
definitely smarter than a large, large percentage of the folks out there. So
then you had in the article. Something I wasn't aware of either, was
that he had posted an apology prior to the FBI coming in and prior to
being a rested. He is he still currently in the Broome County jail.
He is in the Broome County Jail. He's being represented by the Federal Public
Defender's Office out of Syracuse because they're all of the same federal district. And
he has a bail hearing for Thursday afternoon. Now, okay, Yeah,
And the apology was and again we assume it came from him. What happened
with that was so defense lawyers get packages of information from prosecution, which is
called discovery, which is the evidence. And you know, it's not just
the particular evidence to the crime, but it's anything that might be considered exculpatory
or and in the first bats, from what I understand, they got this
apology was in there. The Feds included that in the evidence, and it
was then given to the mom, and through some contacts I was able to
talk to the mom and she shared that apology with me. Yeah, the
apology said it began apologies. There's no room for divisive statements in person or
online. I'm sorry, man would try to hide behind a mask, and
that is exactly what I did. Shameful calling for violence against people because of
cruel war a thousand miles away. Even more shameful because there is no excuse
for the targeting of innocent civilians, much less class much less my classmates.
But also in this article you wrote, Gary, his mom bing Lou was
in Israel for post grad studies in two thousand and in their home a star
of David has hung with Hebrew text in it. I would assume most of
his life. Yes, I believe so. I mean at one point she
I didn't get into this in the story. At one point she told me
it was actually moved to a basement room they have where you get down there,
but they have table tennis and in his brother and family would play line.
She says, it's very prominently She brought it up for me for the
photograph. She said, it's very prominently like right there. You couldn't you
know, if you were down there playing table tennis. He couldn't miss it.
And so yeah, it's been something that she cherished from her time over
there. So what does she sort of think had happened? Because I get
the concern as a parent that you have for your kid and their well being,
as any parent would, and it sounds like this young man, Patrick
Dye, was having some real struggles while at Cornell mental health, struggles to
the point where a doctor suggested he'd take two semesters off, so he sat
out a year because I'm pretty sure he and one of my sons were started
at Pittsfridmand and my son went to a different school, but uh so he
had friends who were familiar with Patrick when all this went down, and there
was nobody who was going, yeah, that was well, we were all
waiting for this to happen like that never never was talked about, but the
severe depression to the point where the mom would go down and pick him up
on weekends to bring him home because she was just worried about him so much,
and then even drove during this whole incident after not hearing from him from
him for a couple of days, and showed up just as the FBI were
going into his apartment and saying he's in good hands, don't worry about it,
and basically there's nothing you can do now, and and and being unaware
of all the stuff that had had gone on exactly, and and you know,
and she, I mean, obviously she's his mother, and she's gonna,
uh have that stance of a mother, but it's it's clear that she
was just so concerned about even before. It's about his mental health and mental
well being. And as you said, you know, she was making this
picking him up from Cornell, taking him back, uh, just to have
him home on the weekends. And I mean, and also I mean she
you know, she does not It's not as if she justifies what he's alleged
to have done. She understands, you know, that the harm that calls
and obviously the Cornell students who suffered and may still be suffering because of that.
But she, you know, she really believes her son is just has
some issues right now with the depression, that the medication hasn't necessary really helped,
and that he was just really struggling with Yeah, there's some things with
some of these medications, and everybody will interact differently with them. But you
know, you always see these things advertised, right, and you get the
laundry list of side effects, and you get these antidepressionts that in certain people
can create suicidal thoughts. And I don't mean to laugh at that, but
you know it almost sounds oxymoronic. Why it's supposed to protect it and it's
not going to And yet usually in young people. I mean, is this
what they I don't know in terms of anything, or is that sort of
what maybe medical professionals or others are believing that this could be almost like a
reaction to the medication where you're sort of outside of yourself. I mean,
I know I can't speak for the defense or the prosecution obviously, but having
covered so many cases at court, I mean my assumption is that, you
know, his defense lawyers will definitely be having medical experts and others look at
what may have happened here and then to talk about it and see if that
may well be what happened Gary. Other than I have two questions. One
is his father in the picture, Yes, he is. I was curious
about that as well. You know, the New York Post said, and
I think the day after the arrest some quotes from him. They found his
phone number. But he actually used to teach a U of R and he
teaches at a Chinese universe now and I first thought it maybe he's remote,
but no, he is over there. And apparently he's over there a number
of months each year, then return to a number of months. But this
is the time right now where best I can best I understand he's in China,
so he's in the picture. He's just in the picture on the other
side of the world right now. I think he's been doing what he can
to try to keep up with it. Yeah, he was quoted in the
New York Post article. I did see that. I mean all of this,
the way it unfolded. I think the mother had no idea really of
anything. And then a neighbor said, yeah, like the Daily Beast had
this article about a corner junior, So this is how you're finding out.
Uh, you know, it's all unfolding online. You're out here in the
real world. Not that that's not the real world, but do you understand
what I'm saying? That data information flies around so much faster than it used
to, and that was sort of how she came to know that it was
out okay, you know, in the world as much as it was.
I guess my other question, Gary, is like, other than the what
he wrote online, was there any weapons or anything like that founded his apartment?
Right? That stuff? Or is it just this? Is it not
that I've heard of. I have not heard of anything I mentioned in the
store. You know that there was this shotgun that the mom had bought.
Somebody you know, back in twenty twenty said all you know, vandalism is
getting worse. You could have a gun while your husband's away, and she
bought one and never took it out of the box. And the FDI this
is again from what she's told me. You know, the FBI sees that,
but I have not heard of any weapons or any sort of thing being
being sees that had connection with him, you know, whether and they'll make
an issue of that at you know, the one found at the house,
or whether there may be something I haven't heard, which often happens. I
mean, I don't want to put it aside the possibility of that. You
know, we'll I think we'll find out Thursday at the bail hearing. Good
so the bail hearings Thursday and more to come on this. But man,
what a I mean, what a scary thing for the mom and the dad
over in China. Just all of it is just unsettling. And yet at
the same time, how many people were just terrorized in a way right on
the Cornell campus exactly, you know. And I just said, I tweeted
out the story earlier today and Deb Rosen, who you know with Pavona,
had a response that I thought was just really really on point. I just
pulled it up right here, and she tooked about the story, but she
said, one can only hope this young man gets the help he needs and
is able to contribute to healing anti Semitic wounds in some way in the future.
There are no winners here, and Jewish students at Cornell surely do not
deserve the pain he caused. And I think he really captured right there.
Yeah, the totality of what happened. What did he what did he write?
Because I'm looking here these accused of making online threats? What were some
of the s? He said, Uh, I'm gonna kind of well,
there's you know there are several dining called the cater more towards the Jewish,
one in particular that cater more to the Jewish students, and he basically said,
I think there's one O four W he's going to shoot that place up,
and that right away talking to people said Okay, this is somebody that
knows the campus. This isn't somebody who's just sending it. Sure it's a
Kosher dining hall. And then I thought it was also, you should slit
any Jewish people's throats if you see them. So these threats on the line
and you know, what are you going to do? This is almost like,
yeah, there's no defense. I mean he could be maybe in a
psychotic state because of medicine possibly, But god, how many lines did he
write? I mean over and over and over? What were they? Gary?
I don't know how many times he posted, but there was a number
of and I don't have the criminal plane in front of it, but it
was a number of postings. I mean I think fewer than a dozen,
but more than six or seven like small paragraphs when he wrote, right exactly
is going off? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's not you
can't I mean, obviously you understand where law enforcements coming from, because,
let's face it, sadly, we've seen a lot of times where these things
happened and no one carried out right, no idea. So to treat it
like that, it's just the guys off as mad as you can't now what
Israel's involved. They just looked on Wikipedia. They have a war over there
every two or three years. Yes, well since nineteen forty. Yeah,
well you look. I mean, I mean, sadly you go back to,
you know, the spring of last year and what happened in Buffalo,
and you know Peyton Jendron, who we can say he's admitted to it,
you know, I mean there, you know that guy. There were signs
online and stuff not not as visible as what was here, but something's some
sort of lesser places you can find a line of the rest and what he's
going to do, and sadly he carried it out in Buffalo. Yeah,
we got to shut up the tops. Yeah right, Well, Gary,
I don't want to keep you much longer, but I'd love to talk to
you another time about some of your writings and articles you did, and I
will reach out to set that up at some point. Yeah, that look
to Bill, thank you take care byee. There, he goes Gary Craig
from the DNC. Interesting article. I think he's a great writer, very
talented. Yeah, but man, is that not like as we're talking about
as we're talking about, you know earlier, the BioMed guy and all this
stuff. What are we putting in our body's supposed to be helping us?
That may not be the other thing too, is that? The other thing
too is that you know, we're gonna find a pill and Doug's gonna come
out. He's gonna be handsome and ready to go. Hey ladies, Yeah
kidding, I don't see you see you're fat and ugly. I go,
I don't see it. I don't see fat ugly. I told my doctor.
I go. Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror.
I want to throw up. What's wrong with me? He goes,
I don't know, but your eyesight's perfect. Last day, a hooker told
me she had a headache. I mean, it's just no luck with women
God Africa. Oh and I remember, okay, so remember aspertame. It
took like eight or nine tries for the FDA to get Aspertain approved and finally,
like somebody greased the right palms and it got approf all of a suden,
you have this stuff called diet soda, and they found out what the
explosion of diets. So like the diet za my cherry, my diet cherry
pepsi, just like any cherryo at this point. But with the with the
diet soda explosion, all of a sudden, all these other health problems came
up, and all of a sudden, autism like went through the roof,
like rates and autism. Well because like parents who had because like the little
kids aren't drinking diet pepsi. But it'd be like it's like you know,
so there's there's connections with that. There's all kinds of other stuff. If
the saying is is that if you go to Europe, maintain the same diet
you maintain here, you'll lose twenty pounds in a couple of weeks just by
like walking around and being because they don't have all the additives that they have
here in the United States. Steroids and chickens and cows and women are developing
earlier in life. The microplastics too, with their period earlier. Yes,
all those things have been documented that you guys are mentioning. But the the
thing that even that doc what's the name Gary? Yeah, he says,
don't buy like organic fresh vegetables and things. He's like, because it loses
so many nutrients from the time and then it'll go bad. Get flash freezed
vegetables. That was something I saw flash. So they freeze it and everything's
in there. What what do you got got When I hear flash? What
do you mean by flash freeze? Though? Like they freeze it immediately,
like flash freeze it. They pick it, freeze it, and that it
holds all the stuff in there, and that's better for you. And when
you think about it, how much shit have you thrown out? At least
I have that I buy fresh and I don't eat enough time. And the
next thing I know, I got a bed cherry in there, Dougie,
I got Terry's. They're rotten terry ride to the court. Well, Anyway,
I thought that was an interesting article, and I don't know if it
changes people's opinions or not. We live in a world now where I don't
hear it as much. But the word cancel culture right, yes, And
I saw Dolly Parton say I don't want to live in a world where we
can't learn from our mistakes and be better. There was paraphrasing, and it
was something. It was something. Maybe she said it, maybe she didn't.
Somebody put it on a placard and threw it out on social media.
But it's a sentiment I share. How do you improve society if all you
do is cast everybody away? Because all that does is create bitterness and it
doesn't fix a fucking thing. So why, you know what, why do
we do that? But I think with the mom sitting down and opening herself
up, I mean, she says in the article people found her phone number
and she got death threats from as far as why as as California, I
would believe that too. I don't know how you find which, by the
way, it is just as evil. Yes, yes, yes, but
my only point, Yeah that's not that's okay, Yeah, that's what I'm
saying. That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's it's it's a joke.
It's so hypocritical. Everybody's like, I'm not perfect, Doug, but
I don't make mistakes. That's where we're living right now, that's the life
we live, you know what. I just like, I just I just
just waiting for crack. I've been waiting. I gotta I got a song
I can't wait to play. Yeah, here we go. I'm ready,
I'm ready. I'm all set. I got a surprise for Danny. Uh.
But I just my my point with this is the mom opens up,
she sits down. Uh does it with Gary Craig? Gary is, like
you said, but he's also just a good character. I don't think there's
anybody that behind a TV camera in this town that's going to be mean.
So that's not the point. Uh, but does it give you a different
perspective that she's willing to open up and I'll go I willing to talk.
I mean, this is a public thing, this is this is going to
get a lot of attention. Right. No one here was really affected directly.
It wasn't a threat against the Jewish Community Center here. However, I'm
not. Please, don't think I'm trying to make light or you know,
lessen it. Well, somebody justs to happen. People want to point their
fingers say see that's happening. There's thousands of people just like him. I'm
like, no, this guy is fucked up in the head. Luckily we
caught it. Yes, and luckily we caught it. We're going in the
future of no, there's not. But my point is with the mod racism
and the hatred coming down, but when something happens, she's like wildfire.
So we can so they can keep it on the tip of our fingers,
so they can always grasp it and say this is what's wrong and it's happening
everywhere. And I'm like, no, well, there was something said and
we played the that. We played a news from Fox News. I think
I've ever raced it since then. But they had a professor from Cornell in
there, a law professor who said basically like the hyper focus on race is
what's causing these problems. So I'm like, hyper focus on race, well,
without a doubt everything. Yeah, what is he talking about? Exactly
what others things have been done? I'm looking for commercials. You're right,
I can say it. You can say it, but where's the documented people
are going to want something? So I looked it up, yeah, because
then they'll be racist. They did whole studies and what they were saying is
hyper focus on race has in some instances really hurt people like individual people.
So I have a brother in law. He's a black guy, right,
Well, it's more that he's not wanted for his what he can do on
the job, how well he did, It's more than he's the black guy.
And then he also become the social expert on all things. You're the
authority in the office, right, so the black lives matter? Hey,
man, what's going on? You know? You may not know. You
may know, And I'm not trying to. What I'm saying is if the
whole idea behind everything is we're all equal, we should treat each other equal
and be on equal merit, I'm not okay, maybe some people need a
I don't think so. I don't believe that some people are just born taller
short. Yes, yes, I mean we're what variety is a spice of
life, and we're all equal. And no, that's what some people work
hard, That's what That's what this study is saying. This study is saying
that just because, don't I some people get laid a lot. Then I'm
in the the bottom of that hyper spectrum. That Bell curve, I mean,
I'm the hyperto on that Bell curve is hurting the game. And that's
why this guy Cornell's going, Hey, the hyper focus on Jewish kids right
now has the Jewish kids scared? Now, everybody's going to be talking,
well, you're Jewish. How do you feel about that? How about I'm
just human being. I don't know why. Yes, and that's the point.
But some people feel like there's a lot of race baiting going on,
race bating, politics, race baiting, and that I'm just saying I believe
that. So how are you going to get the black ball? How are
you going to get to your point? Spanish vote, what you're saying,
yes, But in the Asian vote, what do we all say? Well,
we're all one, we're all equal, we'll all come from the same
true. So then let's let's let's try to didn't work with canaan Abel and
they were the ones on the block like, hey and Fields looking pretty good.
Look at the sunset. All right, we'll take a moment. Uh
when we come back. I got something for a special song for Doug and
uh a surprise for Danny. I don't know if Danny will be into this
or not. I'm a little nervous about this. Okay, this is a
big deal. It is you didn't tell me about it? No, I
didn't tell anybody got a call today that I did not answer, got a
voicemail, got a text saying call me when you can. I was on
my way into a meeting. Guy your girl. Guy okay? And then
uh, he does Danny know the guy? I call back the answer,
yes, okay. Then I get a call right back on I have and
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Joe Cocker in a whoo ah no is a way I feel It's real.
Bro is lonely. I'm dying of that doggy Fresh doggy fresh. Oh.
I went to a masturbating meeting last week. We all sat in the circle.
I can't tell you what happened, but it wasn't like I thought it
was gonna be. There's another one for you. Oh yeah. We used
to change the words when my when I was little, my dad and I
changed the words to this this is from Beaches, right as that whindler,
when beneath my wings became the sweat beneath my thing. My dad I was
like, I had to be like ten eleven, twelve, I don't know
what your beach just came out park mediate eighty eight. Oh god, it
was this movie was huge. My aunt saw. Okay, that makes way
more sense. So in eighty eight, I was fifteen. I was graduating
high school. So my dad and I swept beneath my thing, was like,
I love, We were so proud. You are everything i'd hate to
be. You are the sweat beneath my thing. That was my father did
that would throw some baking soda down there. He wasn't English powder. Yeah,
but he's an English teacher. I don't know what he was. I
don't know he is you an elyricist and it's as God. He was so
funny. You are the sweat beneath my thing, Doug. I think we
should open it up if somebody wants to. Oh God, I can't take
about it. What's the matter, what's the heartbreak? I don't understand.
I just it's just the beatdown that you try. Oh don't. Never started
the video. You gotta change your states. I stayed with Jersey. You
gotta think, you gotta. You gotta look at yourself like differently, like
no matter what, I matter, what you gotta tell yourself. Today is
gonna be a better day. Tomorrow's gonna be better. You keep people who
say that optimists do better in life. I'm not. I'm optimistic. I'm
the sweat beneath. That was just from the officer in Gentleman. I've never
watched this movie. I've never watched it either, but I just remember I
was fifteen and my dad and I my mother would get so mad. You
are. You're everything i'd hate to be. Louis Gassi Junior won the Best
Academy Award for this Best Supporting Actor. Mayo Naise some great lines in this
movie. Never Winger. She was hot. Yeah she might date me,
but she's like seventy nine. That's all right. I thought they used to
show this in churches, this movie this. Yeah, I up from the
hard to believe. What church, Yeah, that's what I said. Church
of the Holy Saints, the Church Holy Yeah, the Holy Mattress down on
Spring Street. It's going out to Jimmy White, are you that's his joke.
But I'll see a church the Holy Mattress down on Spring Street? Did
you great? Guy? All right? So I was just saying, if
anybody wants to date Doug, oh God, I don't want to be a
pity I mean not a pity case. Here's the thing is, like I
will tell you like I don't. I don't. I mean not that I'm
into you, but I I don't get it. I don't get it.
Nobody does. I don't get it. I don't Doug. Girls like funny
and you're funny. You should be single. I'm like the funny motherfucker.
I know. I have no idea. Do you think you try too hard
when you get into like A I think I don't see the science of the
right science like like I should at this point of the night, I should
ask her ended right, I got some drinks kind of the guy the crowd
making everybody laugh like a half hour after that, I should be able to
pick up on something you know, somebody's interested, and I never do.
So you're the guy that Billy Joel sang about in piano. Man, I
guess you're quick with a joke, quick, but there's someplace that you'd rather
bed for a good five minutes. Then all right, let me ask you
about people you do know, Like you know women I do, and you
must know some single women I do so, and that women have that have
gotten to know you. That's more of a friend base with the fundraisers and
everything like that and the joking. Yeah, but has anything ever like I
think when somebody gets to know you and can see you, I could see
where chicks will be like, Man, I'll hop on pop auction. No,
god, no, I mean I don't have venmo. No, I've
never done that. All right, all right, maybe we'll do one maybe
breast cancer. Yeah, I think that's a great idea. Your ally,
that's a great idea. Yeah, that'd be right up your alley. Let
me get my check book out for the piece of airs up there, number
seven. He's gonna wash my car and he's gonna make me flapjeck and do
my laundry. So I got something for Danny. I don't know if.
Okay, what is it? I don't think Danny's gonna be into this.
No, okay, you're excited about No. So I get a call today
from someone who has rented the Bill's Mafia House for Monday Night's game. Okay,
and what is this? I don't know what it is. The Bill's
Mafia House is a house that's on Airbnb and it's right near the stadium.
It's like if you're adjacent to the stadium, it's like McDonald. The person
calls me and says, we have the we have the house. We're gonna
get up there around ten am Monday. Would you and Danny like to come
up do the podcast? Oh? Without a doubt? What problem from the
the I'm driving from from the Bill's Mafia House. Uh, you know,
get here when you want set up. You can do it when you normally
do it. You could do it before you could do it, Calm.
I don't know. And I have two tickets to the game, Monday night
game. Oh I heard Bill and Dan. Well it was Bill and Dan
because Dan's kind of the sports guy. Bill's guy, that kind of thing.
And I know, I know this is going to go over like a
lead balloon with a couple of people. But I figured I would offer it
up to you. If you want to go, you have the writer first
refusal. We could figure out a time. I'll drive us up. All
right, I'll do it. We could. You may have my wife.
My wife won't like it, but I'll well, because she likes to watch
the games. Well, here's the thing. She don't worry. My luck
with women that this is gonna happen. The same thing will happen to Dan
got fifteen penalties moving me back. So if you want to go, we
are in. And I said that I would you know, I said,
I'm definitely in, and we'll figure out the time. I just said,
I need to make sure that the WiFi was there. We'll bring the cameras,
will bring all the stuff. We'll go up. You're gonna do it
outside, get a tent or pop up. I think we were going to
do it Billified and the house. No, I think we're going to do
it in the house, in the Bill's Mafia house. Just outside interview.
Some people going by well, we may see if we can grab some I
think you can see these people. I think I've been in the Bill's Mafia
house and I got chased out of there. Oh really, what was this
ago? I didn't even know there was a bill last year house last year
them. Yeah, because people rent it and there was a party going on,
and we sort of snuck in and I got a drink, and then
somebody went to the bathroom and all of a sudden comes and goes, you
guys don't belong here, And I'm like, oh, who invited you in?
So I just pulled the random thing and happened to be someone's name,
So then they're going to fight that person. And then you stuck out.
You got in trouble. Yeah, but so I think I've been in it.
And it's very close by all the tailgates and everything. So we can
wait till it's a little more populated, you know, with people do the
podcast, bring some people in. We can invite Greg On, we can
invite others if he's going up there. I assume that's something I would do.
Well, think about it, talk to your wife and give me an
answer when when you can, I will, all right, But that was
the I would say, outside, people walking by, what do you think
around the Bill of fide here? Yeah, hand out key chains or something
like that, and get some hot chicks on here and guess who wants to
go? What do you think about the Bills? What do you think of
beautiful? You make your prediction and you win a date with Ducky Fresh.
You can cancel that before she'll buck you like a Bronco right off, just
like the Bills. You're gonna do to the Bronco. Well, I thought
that might be kind of a fun thing. Yeah, it's a weird thing
with the podcast because you know it's on demand listening. Uh, but this
would be a unique thing. I don't nobody else is going to be doing
their show right from right the actual stadium. So come on, make sure
you wear your Bills colors. Of course, get a big BILLI Fied thing
for everybody. Yeah, we should get a I don't have to work on
that, Yes, absolutely, big big flag. Yeah outside, No,
it sounds like a fun idea. Yeah, I won't think of it.
You know, I've never done a night game for the Bills. You've never
been a night game. I always had something the same as a day's darker,
the long ride, the longer ride home when they don't win. Trust
me, I know I've said this. Bills games are like going going to
weddings and reverse all right, the reception is the first thing you do.
Then you go to the game thinking it's like a wedding. You don't even
know if the couple's gonna end up getting married at the end of the night.
Right, But to a lot of those, they should win. This
mean you've been to a lot of ye wedding. Well, I think this
is one that Bills should win. But it's getting into I mean they've this
is kind of a sick part. Every game counts now, Yeah, man,
win even this one. You're nine, what's a seventeen games? So
they got eight more. Yeah, got to get to at least ten.
You got to get to the magical double hard though, you got to win
at least five years to show what you're made of. Right now if you're
the Buffalo, Bill's moving forward or you just back to mediocrity. In the
AFC Championship Game a couple of years ago, we talked about this a little
bit. I know you weren't here last night, but uh, I was
reading some stuff in the athletic and things were and I think even today when
I was looking at the Gary Craig stuff on the dnc UH, there was
a headline something about McDermott endorses Dorsey can Dorsey the offensive course, he has
my full confidence. But I'm not sure that that that's exactly true. There's
a lot of subtle statements as to like even Josh, what what happened his
shoulder? His shoulders killing him? But he says, but he goes,
I don't know, I have to look at the tape and then you know,
I mean, look, maybe the pick. I think Greg and I
disagreed. I thought it was kind of on. The receiver should have gone
over. There was a I mean, this guy came underneath. It was
kind of obvious. He almost sold it as the receiver. And then Gave
I don't know that was offensive back made a great play. Then there was
the Gave Davis play where supposed to read the same coverage, Davis was supposed
to go to the end zone. He would have had an automatic seven,
and instead he cut it short and that's when Alan got called for the the
intentional grounding, which eventually put them out of field. Goal range. It
wasn't true, It wasn't intentional ground. Yeah, that was That was a
bad call. It seems like from what I'm reading a gab, But on
real quick, what Josh Allen did say was we were executing the plays that
were called, or doing our best to execute the plays that were called.
And that's kiss coordinator. That sounds terrible because that would put it all on
Dorsey. Dorsey's a he went, he's never been a coordinator. The guy
who's the quarterbacks coach now has been a coordinator at the D one level,
but no level has Dorsey been a quarter Well, they did try Joe Brady.
Joe Brady was an offensive coordinator for Carolina in the NFL and he flamed
out. That's why he got He took the quarterback coaches job when Dorsey got
elevated to offensive coordinator. The thing about Sean McDermott is that his coaching staff
is typically old Carolina Panthers guys. Yeah, what's Carolina ever really done besides
going to one super Bowl and lost in spectacular fashion? I don't know the
end. Yeah, I mean it's like he, like mcdermot's never had a
great defense. He's had good defenses. You take out his best year and
you take out his worst year. And the Bills have lost several playoff games
like that they shouldn't have lost in spectacular fashion. And when the when a
player says, I remember Kyle Williams said this about Dave wants dead. Once
they lost your forty nine ers. It was like twenty twelve, twenty third
team, And Kyle Williams is asked after the game, what's the issue,
goes, We're doing exactly what we're told to be doing. That's an indictment
on the scheme. And when a guy like Josh Allen is saying that,
that means, okay, it's I can't do this anymore. This is on
you, Kenny, this is this is on the scheme. Oh, by
the way, our friend Peter Montemarno, whom we have on Friday's talking about
the games of breaking down tape, he says, they asked, they asked
Alan, They asked McDermott, why aren't we running the no huddle? You
ran out there the first time? And uh, he goes, well,
we gotta we got experiment with different offensive schemes and Peter and Peter goes and
Peter goes. The ones asked this question, it's a good one. Is
the offensive line too out of shape to run the no huddle? I think,
I don't know. I think is that they are beneath the Pagoula thing.
I I think it. The issue is that Sean McDermott wants to keep
playing complimentary football. And the guys from hashtag sports brought this up. They
go, yeah, but if you're going three and out playing compliment, sorry
football, but you're actually going down the field and scoring or at least taking
time off the clock when you're running the no huddle, watch just run the
no huddle because that seems to keep your defense rested. Because the drives last
long. They need to get a they need to get a rhythm, they
need to get things going. Look that first drive against against uh Angles Mangles
on Sunday night. Yeah, twelve point. When you run the huddle yards
per play. When you run the no huddle, well plus yards per play.
You dictate the terms. You tell the defense what personnel they can can't
have on the field. But if you're not, if you're not switching guys,
they can't switch guys. It's we'll see. I don't know I feel
like they were sort of It was surprising to me to see this, Oh,
I, you know, endorse Ken Dorsey when it certainly I know,
but it seems like on the other but we're stuck with him to lie.
I feel like in his exactly what is he going to say? That's that's
a fair question, but it seems like he is saying stuff just in his
own way, very subtle. I have to look at the tape. I
don't No, I'm not sure. We have to get not a very exciting
offense for the exciting players. This is very by the way, three four
yards pass it look three four yards defense? I mean you're three and now,
I don't I know that a lot of people go, wow, you
know, maybe Leslie Frasier wasn't the problem. No, mcdermot's done a hell
of a job with that defense. Defense is actually playing well in the fact
that there is hurt their eighteenth, but everybody's hurt. They were able to
find their own on the field against They just they just can't close, which
is which is a big depend like women close against New England Exactly. They
couldn't close a Buffalo Bills. That's why I'm over four due they couldn't.
I can't even make it to the playoffs. I mean the Bills defense,
they've been playing well, but they can't close. They didn't close against Tampa
Bay. They were lucky that that Chris Godwoul didn't turn around and catch a
hail Mary. I mean, I just I think mc dermot's like, take
him so far? You're gonna are you? Are you all right to go?
Yeah? This is gonna be a big bitch session the entire way.
Probably am going to have to do on the way home the whole time they
get one of those. Yeah, come on, no, Doug, get
suggestion. I was thinking we could do a podcast on the way home too.
We could. Yeah, post games, Bills don't know nothing about nothing.
It's just the bath time. Come Oug not said this tide could be
nine to no right now, I know. And they could also be three
and six. Oh yeah, there's no reason why they could have. They
should have lost every single game they've lost this year, lost, no reason
they should have lost, especially with Rogers going down. They shouldn't have lost
it in New England. They shouldn't have lost on They should they should have
beaten the Begels. They could have beaten since today scored three fricking points of
the second half. Have you seen the theories Jackson they should have beat Jacksonville
London too? Yeah, go ahead. Have you seen the conspiracy theories or
Buffalo girls? Okay, no on Aaron Rodgers, No, there are conspiracy
theories out there. I got it. This is he trying to get salad
fired brobible dot Com. Okay. The fact that he is recovering so quickly
from an injury that the average player, no matter the age, takes nine
months to a year to pull back from Aaron Rodgers thirty nine years old,
typically takes players nine to twelve months to recover from surgery for torn achilles tendon.
Forty six days after surgery, Rogers was back on the field, dropping
back and throwing passes. Saw that Monday night, fifty four days since his
surgery, he was again on the field, dropping back, doing dropbacks.
Excuse me, only this time he was launching the ball fifty five yards.
Rogers was caught on a hot mic telling Chargers safety Derwin James when he said,
you know, when he come back or something, he goes, give
me a few weeks, few weeks. Tuesday, He's back on the Pat
McAfee show ESPN, and he walked it back, claiming it was ton in
cheek when he said a few weeks your buddy Dan Levittard, that Dan Lebratard
show is to god. Uh asked this question, did Aaron Rodgers really tear
his achilles? Well? What's popping in the back of his leg? Well,
when we saw him fall, doesn't it look like something rolls up or
something. I mean we saw a huge rubber band or a for a what
does Levitar Lebatards and Lebatars interviewed Aaron Rodgers in the past, so they have
a relationship. That is a great theory. Lebratard said to show contributor Billy
Gill. I wish I was wearing some sort of costume. I'd be willing
to seriously put on the conspiracy theory better than the theory that Tayler Swift and
Travis Kelsey is a propaganda concoction by the NFL to drive ratings, which I
think even you have said to throw out the conspiracy theory that Aaron Rodgers since
he went into the Darkness retreat, all he found in the darkness is I
must come back help bent On beating science. This is what he said.
So he went down in the first game on purpose. Well, they're saying,
okay, so this guy is saying, I, well that there's an
injury, but it couldn't be an Achilles injury because nobody recovers like this,
right. So the boys then even suggested that the whole public feud with Adam
Schefter earlier this year was pre arranged to confuse people to the fact that when
Schefter reported the Achilles injury, everyone would believe it to be true without investigating
further. In other words, remember when Aaron basically said I make my decisions
or I don't answer to you. He seems like an attention to me.
Oh he is. And then so then the person who wrote the well weak
division and the year he won Super Bowl, there were six seeds and everybody
came back healthy. There were seven seed. Oh yeah, you're right,
there was six seed. That was before they added seventeens. You're right,
they were the worst seed in the NFC. You're right, Tucky Fresh.
So here's the moment. Here's the other one. The person running the article
goes, I have a different conspiracy theory, since that is what we're on
remember the one about Michael Jordan supposedly being suspended for gambling, but the but
he and the NBA covered it up by claiming he retired for a year.
What if the NFL and Rogers are doing the same thing over something he did,
be it using illegal psychedelic drugs or violating the league rules during the pandemic
or whatever, and this is just a cover for him being suspended down in
his dungeon for four days to figure out things. Oh fucking no, Well
that's what this person is basically going on. I think these are crazy,
but they go as they would all spend them immediately. Little literally excuse me.
Nothing about Aaron Rodgers recovery from an injury that's that at his age really
should have been the death now of his NFL career makes any sense. The
fact that he's coming back at thirty nine years old from an injury that's pretty
devastating. Most guys, I have no idea. Maybe the body can call
itself, Maybe he's tapped into something, Maybe he's doing oxygen chambers oxygen and
you know, no disease. He's in Los Angeles like rehabit this injury every
every day apparently, and he flies back up for Jets games. If you
remember, Rod Woodson tore his a cl in the first game of the ninety
five seas he ended up playing in the super Bowl that year, if you
remember that, right, But that's how many months late? That was five
months later? Okay, So I mean could it happen? Yeah, if
you have the right treatments and you have enough play to do it, it
could. But I don't think there's a conspiracy involved. Oh I don't either.
I think it's funny that people would say that, And it is odd
when you, you know, you lay it out, you can see where
people go. Oh many people out there with so many wheels turned to Okay,
yeah, so like like Pep, the Flat Earth Society right like has
convincing arguments that the Earth is flat. Yes, we know it's not flat,
but it's so. I mean, you could you You could convince yourself
of anything if you talk long enough. Well, you believe you need to
every day rewire your brain, right guy, and make eye contact with yourself
and say I love you, I love you, I love you. You
short. I'm gonna start taking selfies on myself and sending to myself and say
you oh like there's a conspiracy selfies and then also send Dick pics to yourself.
We're supposed to do. I can't get that far back because my crank
is so huge my arms you short smile, Bruce. I don't know what
will be so you'll possibly, potentially you'll go Monday. Yeah, all right,
yeah, it'll be cool. I think you should. I think it'd
be great for the show. Yeah, we'll do it Monday night. But
there's only two tickets, so you and me? Yes, is anything gonna
feel left out? Yes? Okay, yes, but there's not a lot
I could do about that. You are a Bills fan. You're a Bills
guy, write the articles. I figured that makes money. And the person
who brought this up to me, who off air said damn oh cool,
said you and Danny. I know this person? Yes, oh wow,
Yes, a big deal. You finally getting recognized. Right, We'll take
a moment. Get Dougie Fresh to give us a nice intro. You can
never leave without him. May needs help, man. We gotta help him
with chicks. We gotta help Dougie. We gotta help. He's more than
I'm going in the Dungeon portal. Uh like Aaron Rodgers. I'll come out
in about eight months from ayahuasca and a darkness retreat. He might be what
if he is onto something healing himself, son of a bitch. The body
I think, Ken, you gotta line. I believe it. Ken.
Aaron Rodgers I think is a nutcase. So that's just my if he's using
the you know, you know what, it's funny you want to talk about
conspiracies. I got a conspiracy too. Okay, Tom Brady TV twelve,
that whole thing which now is going to be rebranded because he broke it off
with Alex Guerrero, his his guru. Okay, everybody who went on that
except Tom got hurt, like tour something ended up being done for the season.
Right. I never heard any other athletes use that stuff, just Tom.
I mean there were others who were like export patriots, But like I
don't hear other athletes. Maybe they didn't champion it, maybe they didn't stick
to it like Tom did. I don't know. I don't know, So
I'm wondering, like maybe if Rogers is like, hey, maybe that's my
post retirement career is like you know, recovering from injuries. There's a conspiracy
theory. You just said no conspiracy theories. We'll taking a moment, but
maybe that's his new brand. It's like, forget TV twelve, how about
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this song? He was He wrote it in Albany trying to get to a
Lake five house or gig or something like that. He landed so for what
I and I interviewed him. Yet he has family in Rochester. He was
a garbage man here for a while. Wow, yeah, that long ago.
I don't know when. I don't know. I had heard this rumor.
I asked him, and he goes, yes, and I still have
in laws there, huh. And he goes, great city man, but
he loves garbage. But we didn't go that. Yeah, so we didn't
go much beyond that. But the story is that he flew back from Europe.
He was over there for an extended period of time, maybe by himself.
I don't know what he was doing. And he uh landed in Albany,
was driving up to his cabin in Lake Placid, and I think he
was meeting his son there, like I don't know if it was custody exchange.
I think the kid was little, and I know the roads because it's
right around where I grew up. And he got pulled over state police for
driving, and I think he wasn't going much more than fifty five. I
think we're talking about Sandy Hagary. But I thought you we'll could figure out.
No, no, you're right, You're right. No one knows.
So there's a story that he tried out for Van Halen and then the job
went to David. No, no, no, I know this story with
that. Sorry, uh, we should have played We should have played the
shot Shotdown of Flames by my Love, go ahead, Dan's So when Montrose
was recording in the same studio as Van Halen for the first record, and
I forgot the guy's first name, but Templeton, the producer, went to
Ted. Templeton went to the went to the boys. The brothers and says,
hey, this roth guy, he ain't got it. There's a guy
down the hall named Sammy Hagar. You really ought to consider him to be
your singer instead of this freaking guy. Yeah, And they said no,
that's basically the thing is, like David was was struggling in the studio singing
the first album, and then Ted said he's the best singer in rock and
he's right here, and they were like, now we can't. They were
loyal to it. It was a better I mean, he was a showman.
He was. He was a showman. But I mean sam Sammy's got
a better career. Sammy has had an unblood and Sammy yeah almost great.
And concert is he's seventy seven, sam ages Clinton Yeah, yeah, that's
the joke. He's the same like they go blow jobs or shot tequila like
this. Come on, dugg no, I'm ready burned up. My name
is Duggies. I mean, ladies, just come on, Dorothy, just
gonna try, just rub it a little bit, Let's see what happens.
The one that's gonna send you home to Kansas. You'll never see me again.
Just turn around and scream into the pillow. This is my theme.
Song. Oh dog, like a w W two air carrier. You just
cruising the thirty thousand feet in it'll hurt you. What do you mean?
Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait?
Why do you say that because it'll happen. Everybody says it, No,
I could. Everybody says what. He's got a great personality. He's
a lot of fun, fun parties. I think, you know what,
I think what I have a You think you look at my pants and see
how big my crank is? Like I can't handle that. Yeah, okay,
that is exactly what I was gonna say. I thought they were going
to say, Oh my, my conspiracy theory. Yeah, it's a wrecking
ball. It's funny because they always wear sunglasses and they always tilt their head.
Then they take the glasses off, and then then the disappointment comes and
they're like, I just can't handle that. I think that. I don't
know. I think you've been loan so long. I think you know you
like you almost away. Yeah, like you almost to push it away,
like you're trying too hard, try hard, lay back, laid back,
come back, lay back. Let it come to the sack. You should
see that sock. Now, it's a tube sack. Don't get me wrong.
I mean it's like drywall. I don't wash it. That would be
bad luck. I use it before every Bills game, every game. I'm
nineteen and zero. All right, So what would you guys? How would
you feel about this if this happened. There is a story out of Connecticut.
A guy went and he has a black Dodge Challenger. Okay, so
picture black Dodge Challenger, sleek, sleek looking right. But if that came
flying up behind you. Let's say, now we're recording this at night,
it comes flying up behind you, what do you think I would think in
my mind that I'm getting pulled over by a cop. This guy then bought
bought aftermarket red and blue lights and he put them, I think in the
front grill so you would see it in the rearview mirror, and he would
fly to work. He would just cut through traffic because people would pull over.
Just take off. He just take off, And all of a sudden,
Connecticut police see this guy flying off an exit with the lights. So
are going, shit, we better go, We'll follow, We'll be back
up. Let's you be back up. So they go to be back up
to this cat. They pull him over and they start running his plates to
find out one undercover agency with not registered in agency, not to anything.
Dude then admits I bought him after market. I think they arrested him and
it's illegal. It was impersonating a police officer. Five thousand dollars bond and
he's got to go back to court in a couple of days. We could
be late to work and then get there in a hurry window. But by
the way they pull him over at eight forty eight in the morning, you
know that motherfucker needed to be wherever he needed to be at nine. He
needed to be at nine. That's how lazy you are. I'm not gonna
wake up early and be to work. I'm gonna buy shit. So when
I go get blasted and I know I'm gonna be late, I can just
fly to work again there on time. He's a forty two year old guy
forty three excuse me, I don't know if he any more about him.
I saw my I just this story made me laugh because I go, this
is this is fantastic. Because when I was a kid, I went to
school and I forget this guy's name. He was a little maybe a year
ahead of me. He was a big, tall guy, had a mustache,
like the full mustache everything. Dad was a state trooper, Dad or
gone. We lived in the rural area, far away from the headquarters,
so Dad would leave the car at home and he would handle like the north
end of the county. And this guy put his dad's uniform on, went
out in the car and he fucking pulled people over aaveny tickets or anything.
Dicky gave tickets because I remember the story was that his dad put him in
jail. His dad fucking lost his shit on him and made the kids he
had to do week engine jail. And that's when I learned that weekends in
jail are not specifically a weekend. It's forty eight hours of time. Yeah,
yeah, you're going to Monday night, watch the Joe here on Friday.
And I think he came out Sunday. I think, yeah, I
think his dad had him doing like he got three months. How would you
hear? I can't remember his kid's name. And if anybody went to Pine
Place High School, who was this guy stissing? Back by the way,
So in high school he had I think he was the class of eighty seven
or eighty eight and he got by the way. I gotta say, the
one place you don't want to impersonate a cop is in jail. Okay,
yeah, I think this was like the county. I don't so I would
want to be that kid in jail. We can what John impersonating the cop?
But how about that pulling a guy over? And I saw this,
and I go, you know, you could really At first, I go,
all right, because it's me and I always think those people can sue
the county. Well, no ship. But I'm saying, if you ever
cast an accident, I mean, how many times have people when they're flying
through you know, a lot of times I go over today I saw somebody
flying up against me. I just put my on went right to the right,
and he just kept going for whatever reason. Yeah. Now I wonder
though, sometimes like some some around here, we have a lot of volunteer
firemen, and sometimes they have what I will refer to this is an old
school reference, the star skin hout siren that they put on the dash.
Blue. It's like a blue it's a blue one, but it is a
blue. So I mean, if I see that, I usually get out
of the way, there's no siren, whether you just see the light.
I figure, I know what's going on. But I wonder if anybody's ever
abused that. You got abuse stories. I don't want to How can you
not in my hometown, like guys who like were part of the Explorer's program
whatever gropes and stuff on that they would abuse the crap out of that stuff
all the time. And because they were tight with the police, nobody ever
called about it. They never got in trouble for you. I finally had
to have a town board, me, a village board me to say,
hey, can we stop it off? Knock it off with the freaking lights.
Guys, you're not cops, you're not firefighting. But how about this?
Though people get very upset, and I have a different theory on this
even then is I'm sorry, abuse of power? I mean, if you're
volunteer, yes, I knew twenty years ago in a bar, two different
guys had too much wanted to get home. They had the light on.
Yeah, and like I only did it once or twice, but that's yeah.
But here's the thing, what a great way that way? If you're
swerving, it's just because you're going fast. You need right, you gotta
get to the where's the fire? Uh? The problem is that in my
pants. If anything ever happened, right right, the only thing we don't
know is nothing happened. So that's okay. But you know, something could
like this guy you're speeding through, you know, a rush morning rush hour
traffic. You could hit a kid stepping off a curb. You could do
anything, or a cost somebody else or who knows, or you're blowing through
people can't get over. You know, it's all Kinizeday, I mean I
kind of get it. I mean I got it. He might have get
the fun of it. Me and my dad, you're forty three years old,
man. Me and my dad go to turning Stone a couple of times.
Your father's ate his birthday to play bingo and I it's that's what The
way he drives, he drove school bus, takes two and a half hours
to get there. I drive. I get there in an hour forty five
minutes. But I'm driving eighty to ninety and he'll you know, he does
the lookover, and he does, you know, you're going eighty five miles
an hour. I go, Yeah, what are you gonna do if you
get pulled over. I'm like, you're seventy eight and have to go to
the bathroom and I don't want in my car. That's our story. Don't
forget it. If we get pulled over, you know, I finishing going,
I go off, Sir, My father's got to go to the bathroom
or he's gonna lose in my car and go to the next exit. They're
not gonna give me a ticket. By the way, this kid that that
you went to high school who impersonated his father pulls people over, Sir,
I got called you, but you could still set a out of court right
now for like twenty five dollars. This was the it's a fifty town.
And I know this sounds like made up. This sounds like Danny Silver Creek
stories. When I'm about to tell you it sounds like a made up,
bullshit Danny story. But we had an officer. Pine Plans had its own
police for town police. Yeah. Yeah, it was like all three of
it. It was basically no, it wasim it was Mayberry. It was
like you had two right, and I don't even remember. I think one
of the guys was a part time officer. So he lived right on Main
Street, right after the speed change it would dropped to thirty miles an hour,
like coming into Fairport, and he would he just sit there right down
the license plate number, yeah, and then walk up to people in the
drug store, which it was such an old like old school drug store.
It still had the old fashioned soda fountain where they scoreded the syrup into the
they had that he would he walked up and gave people tickets. And I
think it stuck. It was Officer Cows was his name, Frank Kows stories
like that too, Yeah, that that that that would happen home this like
and then the other people said. He would sit there and he'd tell you
he had a radar. Everybody swere was a hair dryer, he pointed out,
and he keep blowing through. I never got a ticket. I don't
know that I knew anybody who personally got a ticket, So I always questioned
the story. But I had heard it for years, and Officer Couse was
a real guy and he did live right now. My dad got got a
ticket once. He said an officer, I wasn't speedbles for all the time,
you didn't get caught. It's like he probably used that line on everybody
that's what they had told my father. Nuts. It's like, don't give
locals tickets. Crazy, don't write locals tickets. One type of cop.
I think I told this story maybe on this show cop. My my brother
and sister and I were sick and we had to go to the doctor's office.
Well, on the way to the doctor's office, you pull right and
you go buy the police station, right, and my mother, who's like,
we're all screaming in the back of the car. She's got to stop
and get prescriptions, and then she's got to bring us home, and we're
driving her nuts. Of course, she's getting angry, so her foot is
on the gas and it's called like forty five and the thirty right in a
dodge. Omni cop comes out and pulls her over. Here's her ticket.
So now she starts balling. So then now my father taught my mother how
to drive right, So all of a sudden, now he he gets winto
this, and then he starts getting angry, and he's realizing I shouldn't be
angry at my mother and his mother. Here's what he does. He goes,
where's a ticket. I'm going to take care of this right now.
He stops getting mad at my mother, takes the ticket, goes down to
the police station, goes, who's the asshole who wrote my wife a ticket?
No he did, Oh yeah he did, got documented. I just
came because I just gotta take it. Go ahead. So my father was
older than the cops on the on the force because he went to school before
he graduated before all that. He goes, wait, hey, Leroy,
you couldn't get laid in high school. You want to write my wife a
ticket? He told the cop the guy's name was Leroy Frankly still alive,
and he goes, well, could have been Doug Philips. Yeah, he
goes, he couldn't in high school. He couldn't get laid. Now,
mister Brell, she was speeding. He goes, you know you want to
write somebody a ticket, Grab a set right, be a ticket. Pull
me over, jesus, Let's see how you pull me over, because you
don't pull my wife over. If you ever see a Dodge one driving by
its speeding, you don't pull her over, you pull me over. You
any balls? This story like get made in around tell people were like thanking
my father, like people are shaking his hands, telling him like what a
break guy. He wants doing that for standing up to the cops, because
this guy writes everybody took me to total asshole. Yeah, you know what,
good for you, butch good for you telling this guy. I mean,
like, I know it sounds ridiculous, but man, it's true almost.
I don't mean to be mean, but most of your stories are.
I know they're true. Though you got a ticket, I got something in
the mail. He took a picture of doing a seventy where I got one
too. Oh this is seventy five and work. Yeah, yeah, fifty
bucks. Then you can't and you can't fight it. You can't fight it.
I can't fight this feeding any longer. That's all. Yeah, you
should try that. You should do that at KaraOK, I don't do better
would work for you. I think solo. Nobody wants to do a duet
with me, but I think I want to bang them. You know,
you bring up the abuse of power right running, But I always think of
like if a cop abuse, I mean, if a CoP's driving fast in
a cop car, like people will go so I'm speeding passing. Hey,
man, guess what they're not doing to me today? It's not a chance.
I like to think, let's put it this way, there's a less
of a chance that I will be shot at, swung at, or someone
trying to injure me or say awful things to me. There's a lower percentage
for that happening to me, way lower than any anybody in an uniform.
I think. I still believe. I believe in that please system. I
got to all right, we will do you have threw in the bills you
mentioned? Oh yeah, I don't know whether to bring this up or not,
weary, Well, just this that a lot of people are saying that
the at what they're missing is a lack of leadership. What you don't have
is a quarterback who gets in people's face. Josh Allen may be more talented
physically and more gifted in that area, but you know, Tom Brady would
get in guys face. Edelman became good because Tom would be in his face,
screaming at him, and then working with him off the field and all
this stuff and yelling and that the one quarterbacks these days, You don't,
right, you don't. Sometimes You'll see Ma Holmes once in a while,
and I had that Sunday, Yes, And I've seen Rogers in the past
with Green Bay. But he also can be like he just turns off,
so which isn't good. But but we saw it with Kelly right, those
guys would get they would get it back at each other though. Okay,
but the person who's getting in people's faces is Stefan Diggs. And everybody starts
to go, diva, bad, this, bad that, and I go,
could it be? Am I looking too hard? And I'm afraid to
say it because what am I going to say? Because Stefan Diggs is a
wide receiver or he's black black, because he's black, because he's black gets
in people's faces. Now we go, whoa? What a diva? What
a drama queen? And then if Josh Allen, we do, yeah,
quarterback got to get in the face. But I don't know if the same
thing happens with Jalen Hurts. I don't know. I haven't seen it.
I don't either. I don't know if they're if twas getting in guys faces.
My point being that, and I know I, as I said earlier,
faces to be a little bit right, but he was a wide receiver
a little different. Now, I'm not saying it's it's bad or not.
It's just people's reaction to it is different. Why is Josh not doing it?
And Jesus he's a diva? Why is he guy? I go,
wait a second, they're doing the same thing, and the end result is
they just want to win, which is what you want to if you're a
fan. I have no I have no issues with Stefan things doing that because
somebody in that freaking franchise needs I understand. I think most people, Oh,
he's such a diva. But the wide receiver, like, get that
that tech on them? What do they call the time subtle racism institutional?
I don't know what it's called. I was just wondering everything. Yes,
there is, but I was like, is that something? Would that be
part of the reason people's reactions that way? I like to hope not,
but it was just it crossed my mind as all this stuff has been coming
up. All right, I'm sorry, there you go. There are more
stuff on things on that freaking team. Yeah. I know it's a wrong
thing. Sorry, So they give you this thing. It's already preloaded with
laugh tracks. Yes, but this is what I was looking for, right
there? You fight this fee love little subwhere we God? You did that
well? Like I would love to carry on. You know what we gotta
do in the next couple of weeks, go to the Strip Club viewing party
of Night at the Cat. We need a DVD player. I got one.
Get the Director's Cut Live for DOUN helps for Dan Marilla whose dad talked
to the cop and said, you're not giving my wife with the ticket,
go a second, give one to me. Don't care how fast he goes.
You know, rider a ticket is some bitch. I'm coming in here
till the cast. What to do? I love people like that. Hi,
Bill Moran, We'll see you tomorrow. I woke a big hotel,
didn't know what to do. I'm trying a TV. Don't rule a letter
to you start. They're not a band made a Momaynter State